January 21, 2019 • 61 mins
Stephanie is in posh London and Wells is in…. Burbank, so Steph lets us in on what her life is like in the UK, with some secrets about her British reality show “Made in Chelsea”.
Wells gives us an inside look to how he came up with his legendary limo entrance on The Bachelorette, and how it all came crashing down. Plus, Wells watched the first episode of “The Hills” that Stephanie appears in, and he has a LOT of notes.
And Stephanie clears up a long running question about Justin Bobby & Audrina from “The Hills”, and it’s going to blow your mind.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is I Heeart Radios podcast with Stephanie Pratt and
Wells at us up two right here, right now, it's
Wells Adams. I got Stephanie Pratt like on a like
a Skype interview. Where are you right now? I am
in London, Oh study, London Town, Ontario, London, England. Wow,
(00:26):
what the hell are you got your last week? Can
we also just say, um that there wasn't an episode
last week because I got a lot of tweets asking
what happened to our podcast? And from now on until
the Hill the Hill's new Beginning starts, We're going to
be every other week. So don't worry. We were still here.
(00:48):
We weren't fired immediately. That's going to happen in season two,
episode four D and thirty seven. Stay tuned. Um um, yeah,
so I'm in London was Burbank? Well, the funny thing
is is that it's raining here in freaking Burbank, which
this should be London weather. How is it in London? Well,
(01:11):
I've been here for a week now and people think
I'm crazy, especially here. That's why I have no friends
here is because I love the rain. And everyone's favorite
topic of conversation is Oh this bloody weather, you know,
because it rains all the time. But I freaking love
the rain. So and every time I come back here,
(01:32):
I don't know if it's because I'm bringing the CALLI Sun,
but I'll ask the security guards. I'll be like, it's
been raining, and they'll say, yeah, but now it's not
going to rain anymore. So for an entire week it
was not raining, which is so abnormal in January. But today,
what the first day I got to experience some rain.
(01:52):
So it's very happy. You're the only woman I've ever
met who likes rain, who gives to it's about their hairstyle.
This is amazing. Uh, you know, I just want beanies.
That's what I'm wearing right now. I can see that. Actually. Um, okay,
so you're in London. What the hell do you do
(02:12):
in London? I'm so confused, Like, you have the show,
there's a dog in the background, that's dope. Um, there's
you have, you have the Hills, but then you keep
going back to London to do what. So I've been
in London for five years and when The Hills ended
for a year, one on commercial auditions because I heard
(02:33):
that's where the money's at and sadly didn't book anything.
So I basically was like, I need to move to
another country to get work. And it was really like
Europe or Asia because I heard, you know, Asia loves blonds,
but as you know, I was just in Hong Kong
and no one cared. Uh So luckily I moved to
(02:55):
London and I did. This is so crazy. The British
version of the Hills. It's called Maid in Chelsea. Okay,
so that's the TV show and it's also on Monday nights,
just like The Hills was. Wow. Man, you're killing it
on all fronts. You're on a reality TV show in
England and one in the United States coming up in March. Well,
(03:18):
I had to just leave the show here so right
now since I'm not filming that, because I just couldn't,
you know, juggle the two because both reality shows are
you're filming every single day. So right now my work
here is a clothing line. So my third dress collection
(03:39):
launched in November, so here sorting that out. And I
had some really cool campaigns in the Tube stations that
I just checked out. The Tube stations, Yeah, what is
the ground? Are you talking about? A subway? They call
them tubes here. I wait, I have a quiz for
(04:00):
you later. This is such a I cannot wait for
my quiz. I love British people are so fancy about
everything as a subway. Alright, it's a tube station. No,
it's a subway, all right. There's a guy over there
in the corner. He's in the corner. There's another guy
who's panhandling, and he's the worst sex phone player ever.
All right. And there's also an ad for one of
(04:21):
your dresses. That's what's in the subway in London, not
the tube station. Alright. Pump the brakes, stop churching it
up London. Have you been to London? No? I haven't.
Oh my gosh, you're in for a tree, I know.
Actually stations are so nice. You get to eat off
the floor. Really yeah. I don't like that, all right.
I like my subways to have a little grit, you know,
(04:44):
like I want to know. I want to know someone
may have died here recently. That's how I know I'm
in a good city. I can't be eating off the
Florida subway no, thank you. Um okay, So besides the
glorious tube station, I also have glorious jewelry line called
Mimi London. Why is it called Mimi London? I'm great question. Actually.
(05:07):
So it started out with these two girls and one
of them is American, one of them is Australian, and
they had kids in the same primary school here and
so they were like, oh my god, like, let's hang
out and be friends and let's start a business like
you know all housewives and moms do, you know, because
being a mom isn't hard enough. So they basically came
(05:31):
up with this idea of doing these charm bracelets that
expanded into necklaces and ear rings. And when they were
trying to think of a name for it, Alex the Australian,
she was talking to her husband and saying like, you know,
everything going on going on, and he was like it's
always me, me, Me, me me, and she was like
(05:54):
pause and called Andrea and she's like, I've got it,
Mimi London. So they came to me originally to do
a charity charm and there were only like a few
months running, and I loved it so much and I
really saw such a future for this brand that I
ended up writing a proposal and saying, you know, if
I invest this amount, and I can promise you all
(06:17):
these things. I'd like this percentage of the company, so
I know without a lawyer. Give me some credit for that.
It's impressive, you know, that's what hustling is of That
year without work is horrible. Literally, So I was like
my own agent and my own lawyer and anyways, all
(06:39):
worked out. So um right now we're working on a surprise.
But obviously I can't keep secrets. So it's a children's line.
What it's a little cute risk. Oh you know, are
is it expensive? Because kids loose stuff constantly. We know that. Yeah,
(07:02):
they will be less their beads from you know, Croatia
and you know beautiful places they might just you know,
from the source in London. Yeah, alright, and and like
really you need we need strong clasps because snot nose
kids running around, they're always catching their wrists and and
(07:22):
next on, like I don't know, anything is just gonna
rip offs. We need strong clasps and beads from the tube.
And I love it. Sounds like you need all this,
So why don't I thank you the product demo and
let me know you get on running around with that.
I've got eight nieces and nephews. All right, we can
(07:42):
set up a lap panel with all these idiot kids
that I've got related to me, and we can really
hone in on what is is it like? Is it
like Mimi Mimi kids? Like? Okay, well I'm excited, it's
all about me. Yeah, Well congratulated. Do you want to like,
do you wanna do you wanna UM promote? Where do
(08:05):
people go to get this stuff? Just online? We've got
we just set up UM an American account online and
actually I just brought me we London into America. We're
in our first store and that was very recent. That
was right before Christmas. So hopefully that's going to build
(08:28):
and build and build. But that was one of the
goals when I came to l A that I wanted
to do. It has men my relationship with my brother
and bring my clothing line and my jewelry line to America.
But that's so boring. Okay, So, well, what you've been
doing the past two weeks? I've had a very busy
past couple of weeks. Actually, I the Bachelor of Return. Yes,
(08:51):
the Bachelor came back. So I went to the they
did they did like a live premier thing where They
were in a bunch of different cities having like live
watch parties, and so I was in the l A one,
which is where Colton who is the Bachelor, was and
I did not know what I was getting myself into
because like then it with you guys. Yeah, he was there.
(09:13):
He like came met fans and everything, and they did
like this whole hour long preamble before the show started,
which did not get rave reviews because people were like,
we just want to watch the hot messes get out
of these limos. We don't care about other people where
they're watching and why they're watching it and who they're
watching it with. But anyways, um, so it was one
of those weird things which I was. I was a
little taken aback by how they ran. They hit me
(09:34):
up being like, hey, yo, we need you to come
to this live watch party and then Chris Harrison's gonna
ask you a question and then answer it and then
like like a meet and greet and then like get
the hell out of there, right So I was like, oh, cool, dope,
I'm gonna do that. So I go down there and
they're like, all right, so we're gonna bring you in
right now, and we go into a room of five
hundred like Bachelor fanatics, and and they just it's like
(09:59):
it's like me with a other people that were on
Paradise and that threat, and we just get like hounded.
Like I'm a germophobe. I would lose my mind in
that situation. And of course I love like meeting people
who are like interested in the show and like like
me as a bartender or whatever. But I swear to god,
(10:20):
I got my ass grabbed no less than twenty five times. No, who,
oh my god. I thought guys were doing it too. Now.
It was a lot of like, wait, wait, what did
you do? Did you turn around and go, hey, cut
that out? Were you just ignoring it because he didn't
want to talk to them? Who? Who was anyone else
getting their butt grabbed? I don't know. I can't speak
(10:41):
for anybody else, but I know that someone was tickling
my taint and a couple of times and it was
not I did not love it. There was just one
my taint. The taint. You don't know about the taint.
We can get to, yeah, the taint. I don't know
what the taint. Don't say taint on this podcast before
we get pulled off the air. Taint is taint is
the space between between your butt and and you. Okay,
(11:07):
so that when women have babies, that's the part that breaks, yes,
and then they have to sew it back up, which
is gnarmally. I just found that out a couple of
years ago. Do you know who should have on the
show later? My father is an O B g U
I N. He's got stories for days about stuff like that.
Let's book him mom next year maybe. Yeah, no, Yeah,
(11:30):
let's save that. That sounds so good. Let's just save that.
Let's sit on that. Yeah no, but intend let's should
I get scared of ever having a child in life?
Oh yeah, he's got he's got great stories. Well, we'll
wait for someone to like have a kid on the
hills and then like we'll bring him in for his
like expertise as like what happened, you know, like when
(11:52):
the camera stopped rolling anyway? So um, I was taking
a bunch of pictures and there was just one mom
who she was like, oh my god, my my daughter
loves you. And so she was like face timing with
her daughter while I was there. And she goes in
and and and kiss kisses me on the cheek, and
(12:13):
I was a little taken aback, like it's weird. It's
a weird thing for someone just like to kiss you
and you don't know them. And then she goes, she goes,
now you kiss me, and I was like, no, first
of all, crazy lady, you might be married. I don't know,
probably not after what I just experienced, but uh no,
I'm not gonna kiss you. And then also like, please
don't be like videoing this face timing it, because like
(12:35):
that's just what the internet needs, like me kissing an
old like a like a middle aged woman. She was
an old lady. I don't care. Man. That was that
was uncool. And then someone else came and was like, hey, well,
well on a video, will you offer me a rose?
And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that one.
I was never the batchelor, never gave out roses, right
(12:57):
and and that yeah, and to like, no, I got
a girlfriend already, Gabma rose already, Gabma rose away all right,
you know, and she accepted and it's beautiful anyways. So
that's what happened. Was called the first the first look rose,
the first impression Rose, the first impression. Yeah. So that's
(13:18):
insane that people just grab you. And yeah, I mean
I have to be like in a snowsuit. I'm not
much of a germophobe. Yeah, man, it was. It was
a lot of I needed a lot of hand sanitizer afterwards.
But it was lovely. Was it's I'm this is all
ingest like this was. It was really fun. I hope
I'm not infending anybody because that happens all the time,
(13:39):
but um, it was really fun. And then obviously the
show aired and it was fantastic. Um, I don't know,
tell me about the show. I've tried so hard to
download it over here. Yeah, and the latest one even
on the Amazon Prime and the latest one they have
is Ben Higgins. Yeah, and that's that's a that's a
couple of backs. So it's too bad you didn't go
(14:00):
on this season. And I'll tell you why, because because
because you wanted me to date the big baby, the
big baby that caled the boy loves him, a light eyed,
hot blonde And I was like, I know one of
those I know one of those people, Steph Pratty hot lawn.
(14:23):
Why isn't she jumping out of this limo right now?
So it's too bad because he's got it tight. What
would be the best limo entrance I could do? What
are jokes so lame? Like? Have you sneakers of a gown? Like?
Usually the ones that are super aggressive are annoying to me. Yeah,
(14:44):
but you have to stand out. Did you see my
limo exit? No? Okay? Do you remember the band? It was?
It was the first and last time I look cool
on that entire season. Do you remember the band All
for One? They think? And I swear by the moon
and the Barren Darren, Damn barronware you're not song so
(15:08):
great song? Right? So I get out of limo and
I and I walk up to to Joe Joe, and
I'm like, hey, what up? I'm wells. I'm a radio DJ.
So music is important to me, and I feel like
the best way to show someone how you feel about
them is through the majesty of song. So and she
was like what And I was like, so, I brought
some friends and then I was like, hey, boys, you ready?
(15:28):
And then the band All for One jumps out of
the limo and they started singing I swear, And I
was like, do you want to dance? And She's like, yeah,
I want to dance and I was like, yeah, you do,
and then we danced. They cut that whatever and then uh.
And then like all the guys saw it happening. They're
all like watching through window being like, what's going on?
Who is this guy? And then the guy who won
(15:49):
the whole season, it cuts to him being like, man,
I don't know, but I'm keeping score right now it
looks like Wells is winning this thing. And I was yah,
And then it was just downhill. Like the next day,
I like fainted on a day. It was so embarrassing
and that was the end of it. So you fainted.
I almost fainted, Like they almost had to bring in
an ambulance. It was. It was great. We were doing
(16:11):
like this Fireman day and I would They like dressed
me up and like the biggest fireman outfit. It was
like way too big for me. And we were running
around and I was just sweating like a like a
freaking horn church and I was just looking at the
horrible and then uh, and then I almost fainted and
then they made me do the freaking they had There
was an actual firefighter, and then there was a like
(16:31):
special ops marine and then they needed the third guy
for this competition and then they had me do it,
and so they're like, all right, so leever winters thing
gets a little extra type with the girl and I
was like, oh cool, cool, cool, cool. How much does
the guy who doesn't win at all get? And they're
like nothing, and I was like, oh great. So so
then I had to do the competition almost faint again.
It's embarrassing. Like I said, it was bad. Let's go
circle back. You getting out a limo. I think that
(16:54):
the band thing is not a terrible idea. No no, no,
no, no no, no, no impression rose though, No what I
really thought. I if you watch that season back, she
walks by a bunch of us with the rows and
I stand up like I'm like I'm oh yeah, I'm
gonna get this thing, and she walks right past me
like okay, I'm sit back down. Yeah. It's good stuff,
good times. So if you if you were to get
(17:15):
out of the limo for Colton season, what would you do?
That's the thing like, maybe I shouldn't be getting out
of the limo. Maybe yeah, like a like a Maserati king.
Oh no, that's not cool. Yeah, in the front of
(17:37):
a marching band. Yes, you could be the marching band leader.
Oh they got playing the Gwen Stefani song that is
bananas b A n A n A yes, oh my gosh,
and we'd all have like, yep, that's it. What is
your What is your talent? I mean, like, what's your thing?
You gotta talent? Everyone's got stupid talent. Really, My talent
(17:59):
is that I don't get hangovers. But like, that's truly
not like a good talent. I have this in my notes,
by the way, because you told me right before you
the day before you left. You're doing Mario Lopez show,
and I was like, I'm all over, and you're like,
I don't get hangovers. Who the hell doesn't get hangovers? Yeah,
(18:21):
it's really weird. But as far as talents, that is
literally the only one that I can think of. So
you get out of limo and you're like, by the way,
I drank four bottles of kettle last night and I
feel great. All right, let's roll buddy. Oh my gosh, yeah,
I'm toned off. I can't dance. Yeah, the night before
(18:45):
and showing him a video bit and being like but
look at me now, yeah exactly, all right? Thanks? Well, yeah, anyway,
So that's what's happening in the Bachelor world. There's a
bunch of villains, which is great. I mean, I'm sure
you're you're kind of used to like, um, reality TV villains,
you there's just one, but this season that looks like
there's like three or four. And it's like it's kind
of an age thing, which is kind of staff as
(19:06):
a bunch of young girls who are kind of being
mean to the older ones. Are called them all like
the cougars or something, but they're like thirty. Yeah, they're
calling this thirty one year old of sugar and she's
like crying about it. It's just it's it's beautiful and
sad and all in the same breath. Um. There's there's
two beauty queens, miss like Miss Alabama and Miss North Carolina,
(19:28):
who like has is girls are from Alabama about this
one is stunning everyone everyone's hot in this in this show,
you know how, I'm sure really sets the bar high. Yeah,
she's pretty. So they've already got like bad beef from
like their beauty queen days, which is beautiful, and you
know that they're both probably they're they're probably both villains,
(19:49):
which I'm excited about. And then there's another there's another villain,
um who like gave him a dog for summer its.
He was like, here's my dog. You take care of
it now, and he's like, oh, thank you. So yeah,
there's like four villains. It's great stuff. I'm excited about
this season. I'm sad that you're you're in sunny London
town because you can't watch. But if you watch like
my recaps on Instagram where I make fun of the show,
(20:10):
you get the whole thing. So you're good. Perfect. One question,
did anyone get too drunk and get sent home? No?
Which is a bummer, dude, Like, if you don't have
if someone isn't jumping in the pool super drunk naked
on night one of the Bachelor of the Bachelorette, they're
doing something wrong, all right. You know. Maybe maybe it's
always the guys on the Batchelorette. Maybe the girls just
(20:34):
are you know, trying real hard and they really want
that boyfriend. I don't know. There's always a hot mess.
There's always except listen, I'm the bartender in Paradise. Everyone's
a hot mess, all right. The fact that that's what
they need, They need me to be their night one,
to be just like pouring them heavy. You know, that's
how you separate the wheat from the chaff. Here. If
(20:56):
you can hang through night one and not jump in
that pool naked, you deserves. Now. Are the drinking rules
as strict as they are on Bachelor in Paradise as
they are on The Bachelor? Yeah? They are that. That's
why no one. No one's jumping in pools drunk is
because they're they've kind of locked that down. But you
know whatever, surely it's sneaking a flask. I've been known
(21:16):
to do that during filming, have you that's nine am. Yeah, man,
do what you gotta do to get by. And then
then the other thing that I was doing is I
went to the Golden Globes. Did we talk about that
last time? I don't think we did, know, but I
saw a gorgeous photo of you guys. Yeah, everyone's talking
(21:39):
trash and we went and got spray tans, which is
offensive because no I went to We went to Mexico
like three days beforehand. So yeah, whatever that is true.
You know, little people are trolling for spray tan. Yeah.
And and and by the way, if I did what
of it? All? Right? Sometimes I want to get that golden.
(22:00):
You know. I was getting my nails done today and
I always go to the same place, Chelsea All in
One Spa, and the woman she goes it looks so different,
like very different, and I was like, oh, I don't know.
And I was like, I'm not wearing makeup. She goes, yeah,
but you never wear makeup when you're in here, and
I was like huh, and then like it clicked. I
(22:22):
was like, I don't have a spray tan and she
was like oh, And then she told me. The weirdest
thing not the weirdest thing, but quite interesting is in
Asia as like how we have tanning products here to
make us look like, you know, if we've been on holiday.
They have products that are whitening skin white because basically,
(22:44):
how you know, a tan here signifies you've been on
holiday and it's glamorous and nice. Well, being whiter in
Asia shows that you're not outside working, so like you're
an inside you know. G Yeah, so they're all about
like the vampire life, you know. Yeah, so that like
(23:06):
can you imagine white spray town? That's my worst nightmare.
Be really fun to go do that though, and see
how terrible we look. I wonder if I'm looking at
myself in the mirror right now and I wont if
you can recognize me, scary, I'm almost see through whatever.
But yeah, I don't need a spray tan because I'm
not on TV or doing anything right now. But I
will say I always have the safety of a spray town,
(23:29):
just like you just totally cool? Yeah would you totally
can get a spray in if you want, But when
the next go I pump the brakes and making fun
on on Instagram, I don't need that. Oa. How else
was did you meet an even cool? Yes? I met
a lot of people that were cool. Who was like
(23:49):
the most exciting person that I met? Oh? Um Kaylee
Kyoko from Way Yeah, I have to say, at me
up with her like like romantically? No, my god, hate myself. No,
like as friends because not only is she just like
(24:09):
the coolest, like funniest chick, like my hero of comedy,
but she rides horses and I don't have any friends
to ride horses with me, you know, Okay, So yeah,
just if you want to just shoot her a line
and be like, hey, my friend wants to ride horses
with you. Nothing creepy. Yeah, Like it wasn't like we
(24:30):
like exchange numbers and was like, let's play bridge. Later
it wasn't like that, but we did talk for a
while and then I met her her husband or significant other.
I don't know exactly. I think it's I think it's
her husband and his name is Carl, and then I
got super excited because my dog's name is Carl and
I was like, dude, that's my dog's name. No you didn't, yeah,
(24:54):
which I which I don't know if that's super what
he wanted to hear, but whatever, it's real life. And
then she then so then uh, Kyoko, it was like
uh wolves with a K or the C. And I
was like he ain't no Marxists with a C. And
he's like, yeah, mine's with the K. And I was like, okay,
I'm gonna walk over here, now get the hell out
(25:15):
of here. Yeah. So it was a big swing and
a miss for me. But she's very nice and very
pretty obviously. Um so that was cool. There's a show
that I watch right now called Manifest, which is like
it's kind of like Lost watch like I think the
first eight episodes of her when I was in l A. Yeah,
(25:36):
it's cool. It's a really good show. And so the
main character, uh, the girl, she was sitting on our
table and so then I just nerded out of her,
being like, let me tell you all my weird fan
theories about this freaking show you're on, and she was
just like, uh, one, I can't say anything because I
don't want to ruin the show. Um okay, So you know,
the her brother explained explained the premise as as you can, Okay.
(26:01):
So basically, it's an airplane coming back from the Bahamas
and they go through some turbulence and when they land, uh,
five years have gone by and no one knows what
happened to them, and everyone's really confused, and I'm not
sure if it's like aliens or God or whatever. It's
kind of like lost in that way. The main character
is um Is is a girl who's also a cop,
and her brother was also on the plane, and the
(26:24):
brother took like the later flight with the sister, and
the brother also took his son. And so now every
everyone that was on this flight or like experiencing weird things.
They're hearing voices like the government's like testing on them.
It's pretty messed up. So my theory is that the
brothers um wife's new boyfriend because five years went by,
(26:45):
so she got a new boyfriend. Right, the new boyfriend
is actually bad and he's like somehow tied with it
all and because he's like two nice in the show.
So this is what I was telling her. I was like,
I'm telling you that guy he's a bad guy. I
know it to be true. And she was like, yeah, okay, whatever,
You're an idiot. But that was cool meeting meeting her
because I like that show a lot. Well, what's your
theory on what happened those five years where the plane
(27:07):
go Well, so we'd find out. I hope it's aliens.
I think it's fair. I think it's aliens, Like I
love aliens. Yeah, so I don't know, you haven't probably
seen it. There's a couple new episodes where there's like
this thing called black lightning and they fly through black lightning,
which is, uh what everyone's worried about. So, um, so
I think the aliens have something to do with black lightning,
I hope, or just one of those Bermuda triangle things.
(27:31):
Maybe that's kind of like black lightning. This is what
I really think. I think that they wrote the show
like the first season or whatever, not really knowing how
it's gonna like like Lost, they didn't really know what
Lost was. You know you were on Lost? Do you
know I worked on Loss? Yeah? Yeah that I tell everyone,
even strangers. I would tell everyone that I was also
(27:51):
working on Lost. But I just imagine the writers are like, um,
so what do you guys think? I don't know? What
about about? What about some black lightning? Is that a thing?
It is? Now? Ride it in there? Time travel? Sure?
Ry not? So I just think that they're kind of
like doing it by the like the seat of their pants,
which makes me like it more. You know, what's your theory? Aliens?
(28:16):
I don't have a theory yet, but I'm just wishful
thinking it's aliens. Yeah, you believe in aliens right, totes
totes believe in aliens. I feel like aliens are amongst us, right,
No sarcastic, Well, like, scientifically, it's crazy to think that
with the universe and the size of it, that there
(28:36):
wouldn't be a similar situation to what we've got going
on in a different galaxy or you know, there's also
like possibilities of like multiverse. We can get way down
the nerd rabbit hole if you want to. But yes,
of course there are aliens. Now, I don't know if
they are aliens like getting over here and like messing
with us and probing us. Maybe they came to that
that Bachelor premiere and they were the ones tickling the taint.
(28:57):
Maybe that's what was happening. I don't know, but I'm
pretty sure there's there's probably alien life forms on Mars.
You know, it's probably we're going to find out in
a couple of years. But do you think they're aliens? Yeah?
Do you think they're aliens like amongst us? Like what
like amongst us? Amongst us? No? Because I do think
(29:19):
they look different. You don't think they can like shape shift? No? No,
do you kind of? I wouldn't be surprised. There's a
couple of people, couple people on your show that wouldn't
be surprised to find out that they were aliens. You know. Yeah,
I've got a little side alien members um speaking of
(29:41):
the Hills. So I heard you watch the episode where
I had my grand entrance and that at the opera
I did. It's beautiful. I have so many I have
so many notes and complaints about this episode that actually
have nothing to do with you by the way, Oh
that's great, Like, can I just say, can you believe
(30:02):
you never got to see my dress with the sparkly belt?
Oh my god? Seriously went to go by? Yeah, and
you asked the attendant is this going to translate well
on TV? And she was like, yeah, weever, I don't care,
just give me your money. Yeah, they can't even show
the damp dress, not the opera, so much intrigue and trauma.
Friends become Enemies, Enemy Comes Friends, Season three, episode sixteen.
(30:29):
I actually had to rewatch it. Yeah, what are your
initial thoughts watching that back? I was really annoyed with Lauren. Yeah,
she's a little condescending in how she kind of responds
to you. Well at the beginning when she says there's
nothing worse than Spencer than she Platt. And the reason
(30:52):
behind that is because she says, a guy can't hit
a girl, a girl can hit a girl. Where do
you think we are like fighting a war? Like who
HiT's a girl? So I really didn't like that because
that just, you know, trying like puts me in a
really weird light. And I've never ever touched anyone in
(31:14):
the germophobe. Um. That was super annoying. I felt like
that was her trying to be like, I'll slap a
a b Like that was her being like I'll hit her.
I don't care. I can hit a girl. Girls hit girls.
That was getting gangster. I know, I don't know what
happened in Laguna Beach. Maybe maybe she's out there slapping girls,
but I really did not like that. Um. And then
(31:37):
also on this subject, is it's so crazy that you
know Adrina hate Spencer, so she hates Heidi and Audrina
hates Justin Bobby. But yet she's totally cool with Audrina.
Yeah does that? Does everyone hate Justin Bobby? I mean
(32:00):
I adore him? No, I'm saying in this time frame,
Oh yes, yes, yes, Well it was just you know,
like what are you doing? And like you saw in
the episode with like Adrina, she makes really bad decisions
and you know, to even talk to him after seeing
him kiss another girl was wild. But then to get
into the car and leave with him. But then the
(32:20):
next day at work, you could tell she was embarrassed
because how she retold the story. It was I got
in the car to leave and he jumped in behind me. Yeah,
so I think she was and you know, she probably
had some hindsight and was like, okay, yeah, that was
pretty done with me. Just to set the table for
everyone if they haven't seen season three, episode sixteen, basically
what happens is the like the Hills crew is at
(32:42):
some at some bar and um opera. Yes, that's why
it's called the opera. You come in and you throw
shade at LC for basically being mean to your brother.
Uh and Brodie who we grew up with. I've known
him since I was fifteen, and Brodie sitting right yeah,
(33:02):
and Spencer and Brodie went on this show together. Um,
and Brodie never had the intention of dating Lauren. It
was only to be on TV. So for her, for
him to stay on TV by always siding with her
and not his best friend, that was family. I mean
my dad growing up was pretty much his dad. So
(33:23):
that like really made me angry. And you know that's
probably why I don't like Brodie because he just, you know,
was so easy to switch and you know, be up.
Lauren's asked to stay on camera. Yeah, so I mean
I get that. So so you come in, you say hey,
you basically tell uh LC off and then you got
(33:45):
you and your friend uh, kind of go at it
with with like the rest of the group with Elsie,
and then you guys kind of leave and that's kind
of like that's basically the drama of that one particular fight.
And then the drama unfolds with with Justin Bobby, who,
by the way, is wearing the dumbest scarf headdress thing.
(34:07):
I don't know what's happening, but does he think he's
like an assassin's creed or something. I'm so confused as
to why he's doing this, And so poor Adrina is
like obviously like in love with this with this guy.
And he gets up and he looks like he goes
and he makes out with some some random chick at
the bar, and like everyone sees it, and then Adrina
(34:29):
confronts him about it outside and he just does like
the total d bag thing, which he's just denied, denied, deny,
and somehow he does some weird Jedi mind trick where
he convinces her not to be mad and like go
home with him. And the whole time I probably said
oh honey, like fourteen times while they are out in
(34:50):
that parking lot, like arguing slash making up made me
feel bad for her. Well, that happened continues to happen
as you watch more episodes, but quickly on my friend
at the club. So that's Roxy. So that was my
best friend since seventh grade, like soulmates, best best friends,
(35:16):
twin sister. And part of the reason why I didn't
like Whitney for so long is because Roxy said that
she wanted to be real actress and didn't want to
come on the hills and so then so basically she
just didn't want to be supporting cast because that's you
know what I was. And Whitney got the spin off
(35:39):
for the City and they weren't even friends in high school,
and Whitney just needed someone to go to New York
with her, so she told Roxy she'd be you know,
main cast star of it. And all of a sudden,
I was texting Roxy to get dinner or something, and
she was like, I've got a pack, I'm leaving for
(36:00):
New York tomorrow. I was like, what, So Whitney not
even knowing and you know, there's no fault to her, um,
you know, like I keep saying, she's a lovely person.
But for me, you know, being so selfish and only
seeing you know, someone doing something wrong to me, I
was blaming her for, you know, all of a sudden
(36:23):
taking my ex boyfriend and my best friend. So that
was the whole Whitney thing. But moving moving forward, Yeah,
the episode, I mean, we all look so young and
so different. It's also weird too, because it's like, um,
it's not in ten eighty uh you know, it's it's like, really,
(36:47):
it just looks old, and it's weird that we've had
like such great like strides in technology and just like
less than ten years. But the show just looks like
it was filmed in a different era, which I guess
it was, you know, but it still holds up man,
like I'm getting, I'm getting it's so good. Reality TV
does one thing to you. It makes you mad, like
(37:10):
that's the thing. And I was mad watching an episode
last night, being like this justin Bobby Jabroni with his
stupid scarf, he's hurting his poor girl's heart. How dare
you you drunk? Check off? And then he comes into
her house and he's like they break up, and he's
like you're never gonna be able to get rid of me.
Get out of here, guy, hate you. And then I
(37:33):
ended the episode and I was like, that's good reality
TV because I hate I'm mad. You know, So people
never knew if Audrina and Justin were fake or real.
They actually started dating before Audrina became a member of
the Hills, so they had met like an Orange County
And this was when Audrina was blonde. Actually I got
(37:55):
to see photos proof. Wow, blonde. She's one of those
girls I could have any color hair though. Yeah. Um yeah,
so they were very real. So when he ends up
dating Kristen later on, it is like Sony knives in
the heart for her. That'll be awful for you to watch.
Ye that that transition between Elsie and Kristen h like
(38:19):
switching out as leads or narrators or whatever. Was that
super weird for you guys when it went down? You
know what, I think we were just all happy that
the show is going to continue, just like money cool. Yeah,
with the old name with the new Was there a
party that's like, why can't I be the new Elsie?
(38:40):
Oh dude, I was just trying to get like name
credits on the opening title sequence. I wasn't trying to
get anything more than just my name on the damn show. Um,
I don't know. I believe that you seem like a smart,
savvy business lady. That was like, yell me, I'm very
(39:02):
I'm very self aware. Like I'm not delusional. You know
that guy called myself supporting cast. That's what I was,
you know. I mean I did think when I walked
into fit him, I was the new star of the show.
But that was that was the only time. Um, It's
amazing to me, like how many different celebrities are like
(39:22):
fans of your show? What would you say? What would
you say the biggest celebrity that you've ever met that
came up to you and was like, Oh my god,
I freaking love the Hills. Oh my god, wait a minute,
Oh my gosh. Wait. Danny McBride my favorite story to
hide from that seven show. No, we read the Roosevelt No. No,
(39:45):
but it's not a guy from that Sony show, Danny McBride. No,
he's the one from um get that HBO show. He's
bounded down. I think of Danny Masterson. Excuse me, that
We movie that was like the best thing ever. Yeah,
he's also in Tropic Thunder number one favorite movie. Yeah,
(40:09):
he's like my all time hero. He's always been my
favorite and we were all at the Roosevelt. I think
it was like some kind of party for like the
end of the season, but like maybe it was like
our after party, because you know, strangers were there. And
he came over with his wife and he said, can
I just tell you that The Hills is the best
(40:31):
thing to ever come to TV? And I was like
what and he was like, you don't get it. We
love the Hills and he was like asked. I don't
remember the questions he was asking, but it was just like, oh,
this is this is the best moment of my life.
So that was definitely the most exciting. But I just
saw an article but a certain Oscar winner because is
(40:54):
a fan of The Hills. Yeah, Eddie Redmaine, Um, yeah,
who's Like First of all, he's in like the new
like the reboot Harry Potter stuff, which is like the
Fantastic Beast and where to find them? And then crimes
have Grimmed the Wall like any of this. You live
in freaking London, like that's where every Oh my god,
(41:17):
Harry Potter lives above me, like the actor. Yeah, I
remember when I first moved in. I saw him in
the gym. Yeah, saw him in the gym. And like honestly,
they're like, I didn't know that there wasn't WiFi down there,
so I like, you know, walked up with him and
I was like, hey, do you know what the WiFi
(41:38):
is down here? And he was like running so fast,
like sprinting spreadmill and he was like, Baltimore is behind me, dude,
And I was like, okay, because I just moved here
and I didn't know. And he literally just shook his
head and was just like leave me alone, woman, And
I was like, okay, I'm gonna go ask a guard. Okay, um.
(42:01):
But I've seen him more frequently in the gym. He
works out hard well, like I don't know Voldemart since
I've never read the books is really scary. But if
that's what he's imagining, he must be the scariest freak
in the world. Because Harry runs fast. Maybe he's just
trying to book up for Jenny. I don't know, but
it would have been really funny if you went over
(42:23):
the went over the weights and we're like, hey, these
are too heavy? Can you help me? And then he
was like Leviosa, that's a dorkiest joke I'm gonna make
on this show. Today. But anyways, Uh, Eddie Redmaine, he
won a freaking oscar for the Theory of Everything. That
was the that was the movie about Stephen Hawkings. Yeah, uh, phenomenal, amazed,
like one of the best actors in the world right now.
(42:44):
And he just said that his guilty pleasure is The
Hills and that he is quote super excited about the
upcoming reboots. So this kind of beats out your Danny
McBride fandom here. I gotta say, like, Danny didn't have
an oscar, true, but do you really think he's going
to watch the new boot? Yes? What else is he doing?
(43:08):
You know? I mean doing plays movies, winning oscars? I
guess I think that's pretty cool. I think that the coolest.
And he also said that his favorite character was Heidi.
Can you can you explain what the original feud between
you and your brother was? Oh? You know what it
(43:28):
was because I became friends with Lauren, that was what
it was. And he was just like, listen, it's either
you're on my team or not. Basically like what I
do the rest of the series is I'm just like
trying to get Heidi and Lauren to be friends again
because they were best best friends, and yeah, that didn't work,
(43:49):
and he was getting piste off that I was trying
to put them in each other's lives. Moving on. Oh,
it's so funny that you don't want to talk about this.
It's on TV. Oh I get my hands are clammy right,
Oh my god. Okay, I'm sorry, it's gross. I know
it's there's such a pass with my brother and I
(44:09):
ever since I was eighteen. So yeah, well I'm glad
you guys you see it on the new one. Yeah,
I know, I'm glad you guys have kind of ended
your fences. So that's that's good. Thanks. Okay, So I
have a really fun quiz for you. Okay, let's I
don't like this at all because no one told me
about this, but all right, let's go. I'm so excited. Okay.
(44:34):
So I'm going to start it off with a little
quick story. So I was filming one of my first
scenes on Made in Chelsea, and as you know, London
is very cold. So I was wearing a skirt and
boots and you know, the leather jacket or whatever, and
I'm getting miked by the sound guy and there's a
(44:55):
camera guy and lighting guy in like the same circomfort,
you know, like I could touch him if I reached
my arms out. And as I'm getting Mike, I was like, ah,
the one day I don't wear pants, I'm so cold,
and I get a weird luck and the sound guy
(45:17):
just stops responding to the radio and I'm still just
standing there. I don't know them. I'm like newde and
I'm just like trying to be like funny. I'm like,
I mean it is for raising. Why didn't I wear pants?
I always wear pants? I later find out, like weeks
later that pants means underwear. Ah. Yes, So there were
(45:42):
many terms and phrases that I read and heard completely wrong.
So this quiz is going to test your knowledge of
what you can make out of these British terms. Okay,
m oh, I'm so excited for this, and feel free
(46:03):
to answer your questions in a British accent. I'll get
bonus points, all right, Love, I'll try my best. Oh,
you sound like you're on the tube. I love it.
He was unlucky. Snog A good old fashioned snogging is
(46:25):
when you make love to somebody. No if you asked
a girl for a snog, thinking that maybe very wrong.
It's a kiss. You took it too far. I'm you
kind of knew them. Yeah, I guess I've I've heard
it before, and I guess I thought it meant going
(46:48):
to pound town population too, but apparently it was just
jumping on the tube eventually getting to pounds. I got
it cool, Continue on, love Spotted Dick. Spotted Dick is
like a horrible fish that people eight I turned into
Australia when when they asked me that it was like harpies.
(47:13):
It's actually put oh it is. This is like a god.
By the way. By the way, I thought I knew
both of these answers so far, and I've been wrong.
So this is great. Okay. Brawley a Brawley. Um, that's
(47:35):
when you get into It's like a Danny Brook. It's
like a fight. Uh okay, over three, this one's easy. Okay.
Candy floss, candy floss. Mm hmm, Well I hope it's
(47:58):
a thong. It's caught in candy. Why is it called
that candy flop? That would imply that it is a
long string. I mean, it's okay, you lost, It's all
good to fight these definitely, Okay, keep going, keep going,
(48:20):
I've got more Okay, gaff, that's the that's the tape
that TV crews used to tape down chords. Okay, that
is true, But in the UK it's um means home,
like I'm gonna go to Frankie's gaff. I'm gonna go,
(48:41):
I'm gonna go. Is it means home, I'm going to
I'm going to Wells gaff. Oh oh, I'm not wed
or got it? You're still on that spotted day. Okay,
this one you have to know bum bags A bum
(49:05):
bag I would assume is is, oh man, a bum
bag a backpack. I'm going to give it to you. Yeah, yeah,
is the word fannie coming up? Speaking of no, I'm
(49:26):
sure you got that one. Well, that's a messed up
thing because in America your fanny is your butt, and
in the UK your fanny is a front. Yeah, a china. Okay,
what about chin wag? Probably something that doesn't shut the
(49:47):
hell up. Maybe I'm probably a chin wagger. Oh my god.
And like a way, you're right because it's like a
gossip or catch up on the ball. Word. Wow, I'm
really impressed. Really helped me. Okay, chuffed say it again,
(50:09):
chuffed a chuffed that's like a. It's like a half boner.
It's not a full boner, and it's not really the penis.
I don't know. Every every British person I've ever met
constantly is talking about about that. So it's a half,
it's a it's a half chubby. I gotta chuck. I
got a chef. It means like you're stoked, like I
(50:32):
just got this job. I'm chuffed. Dang. Okay, I addressed
too much Pims last night and now I have a
chef Pims. Yeah, I got you, all right, what's the
next one? Skin? Skint? I would know it's not a penis?
(50:54):
Is it a circumcised one? Uh? Skinned? And I would
I would think is like drunk broke. Oh wow, this
is an amazing game. By the way, I hope there's more.
There are, Okay, bags, bags, bags, someone who is um,
(51:26):
someone who who who carries a lot of baggage around,
someone who's annoying and like just never happy. I don't know.
In l A, I can totally see us making not
a thing in the UK. It's basically saying dibbs shotgun.
Oh really, god, horn is awesome. Okay, this one I
(51:52):
had no idea when I was asked chip buddy. A
Chip buddy, Chip buddy, that's someone who will share your
crisps with you? Oh my gosh, no, but I can't
believe you just said crisp. I know some things. Yeah,
so French fries are called chips here, and chips are
(52:12):
called crisps. And also and also biscuits are crackers there, right,
mm hmm. Sometimes sometimes they can be sweet. Yeah, biscuits
a biscuit. We'll just leave it there. Yeah. Um, so,
chip buddy, that was your final answer, Yeah, someone who
(52:37):
shares your crisps. Who's charing crispas? Oh? Maybe it'll help
if I say it's b u t t y butt a.
What is the word? Yeah, what is the word? Chip
chip butty? I have no I'm stigmu. Final answer. Okay,
(53:01):
you're going to be obsessed because it is a French
fry sad with all right, Well that they have that here,
I know that's just like, let's just really carbo load. Okay,
I've got two more gutted gutted. I would assume gutted
(53:22):
is like you are, but this I feel like this
is what Americans say, like when you're gutted, you're just
like devastated like, oh my god, yes when you get one,
because you're not getting any of that. Am I doing better?
Thank you? Thank you everybody? Yes, um how abruptly stopped
(53:42):
clapping at the same time. Um, I am I doing
better or worse than you thought I'd do? Be honest
about about what I thought you'd be doing. Okay, here
is the last one. Okay, toad in the hole. Oh well,
(54:02):
I want to do another sexual innuendo, but I don't
think I can because uh no, but you basically just
said it. So thanks that directly. It's really late over here.
I'm going to have like nightmares of just like Penis
is dancing around me. I know Harry Potter is going
to come in and be like, love you ready for
some toading? Now, toad the hole? Okay, so let's see
(54:28):
frog m m to the hole. Um, maybe kissing a
frog turns into prints. You're not googling, are you? No?
I'm just thinking out loud, Um, toad in the hole.
I would say, it's Um, it's when you I don't know,
(54:49):
when when you hook up with a guy who's actually
uh much better looking than you thought he was or
something that makes perfect sense, right, You've got a great
twist for some of these. Unfortunately not the answer is
looking for. The answer is it's a dish of sausages
(55:13):
and a crispy batter, so it will be on the menu.
Is it actual like frogs legs or it's just like sausages.
It's like bangers and mash, only the bangers are in
a crispy batter. Oh okay, that looks gross. I'm seeing
a picture of it right now. It just looks like
a casserole with a bunch of wangs in it. Well,
(55:41):
you got too, right, well done? How many does it ten?
Did I get two out of ten? My bat and two?
Right now? All right? That was fun though, I really
like that. I would like to do this. I would
like this is what I want going forward on the podcast.
(56:01):
Every episode you tell me about a new British word
or phrase. Okay, well only while I'm in London, though,
That's fine, And so you gotta tell me in the
beginning of the episode, and I have to try to
work it in as much as I humanly can during
the episode. Deal love it? I love it? So oh wait,
(56:22):
I've got one more? Okay, boot um throw up? But
like also, I could see that beaten legit. No, it's
a trunk of a car dance. And this was the
worst because again, when I first got here, it's actually
(56:44):
probably like a year after I've already been here. My
stylists was like, oh my gosh, there's a boot sale
on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? And
I was like, uh duh. I love credit cards and
I love boots. So we go to basically like this
community like parking lot, and everyone is selling their old,
(57:08):
used things, so it was basically a garage sale. So yeah,
there are no boots for me. And as I'm a germophobe,
news clothing gives me the heb gbs. So it was
a great three hours of pretending to look through things
be like this is great because obviously, like the stylist
was new and you know how to be nice. Yeah,
boots sales are graunge sales. To be confused. Now, I know,
(57:33):
all right, this has been This has been really really fun,
to be honest with you, I learned a lot, all right.
I found out that I may have a perverted mind
because everything I thought was a sexual innuendo but apparently
not um And now I feel abad you should really like,
you should definitely look into that. Yeah, it's say something
that will tackle with my therapist next week. But yeah,
(57:55):
I feel like if this episode had a title, yeah,
it would be wells Obsessions with penises. No no, no
no no no no no, because that implies something that
we don't need to imply. Oh yeah no, I literally
need a muzzle. The things that come out of my
mouth are just so. This is why I can't do
live things. Thank god for editors editing TV shows. Okay, so, um,
(58:23):
by the way, we have a we have an email address.
Did you know that. Yeah, so it's called so if
you guys want to email us anything, it's pratt Cast
at I Heart Radio dot com. So pratt Cast which
is the name of the show at I Heart Radio,
which is where we're working, dot com which stands for
dot commercial. There you go. We both learned today. I know.
(58:44):
See this is an educational show. But if you guys
have any questions, comments, concerns, anything, send him over to
pratt Cast at I Heart Radio. Will answer all of
them on the next episode. And also if you have
any questions specific Vic too, like to Stephanie and like
and what's going to happen in the show going forward,
(59:06):
or like a little behind the scenes stuff that you
may have been confused about in season's past. Also hit
us up there because I'd love to because like, now
that I'm watching the show back again, I'm remembering all
of this stuff, Like I forgot that I hated justin Bobby,
you know, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I hate that guy.
So if you guys have any questions about any of
(59:27):
that stuff, hit us up because I'd love to keep
talking about because I think that's what people want as
like the new season approaches, you know, Yeah, definitely. And
if you guys want to hear about other things other
TV shows, not just The Bachelor, the Hills, something that
you're binging on, um, really anything that you guys wanting
on the podcast, also let us know your opinions on that. Yeah,
(59:52):
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lot of terms today. Also, another thing we I learned
from your brother last episode. If you like our podcast,
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(01:00:12):
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in the morning when I wake up to make sure
of a great day? And member, how lucky I am?
You don't do that? All right? You go hang out
(01:00:33):
with your cool life and burbank and I love my
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enjoy enjoy the week. And yeah, so we're not we're
not coming back next week the week after. We're doing
every other week until the show starts, and then we'll
do every week. Yes, and I hopefully will have an
(01:00:54):
update when the show begins in two weeks. Can't wait? Um,
do you want to do? They? Know? But I can't say? Yeah?
All right, cool? Do you want the oject? Know? You
do the out? You know? I can't do the out?
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Yeah
This is I Heeart Radios podcast with Stephanie Pratt and
Wells at us up two right here, right now, it's
Wells Adams. I got Stephanie Pratt like on a like
a Skype interview. Where are you right now? I am
in London, Oh study, London Town, Ontario, London, England. Wow,
(00:26):
what the hell are you got your last week? Can
we also just say, um that there wasn't an episode
last week because I got a lot of tweets asking
what happened to our podcast? And from now on until
the Hill the Hill's new Beginning starts, We're going to
be every other week. So don't worry. We were still here.
(00:48):
We weren't fired immediately. That's going to happen in season two,
episode four D and thirty seven. Stay tuned. Um um, yeah,
so I'm in London was Burbank? Well, the funny thing
is is that it's raining here in freaking Burbank, which
this should be London weather. How is it in London? Well,
(01:11):
I've been here for a week now and people think
I'm crazy, especially here. That's why I have no friends
here is because I love the rain. And everyone's favorite
topic of conversation is Oh this bloody weather, you know,
because it rains all the time. But I freaking love
the rain. So and every time I come back here,
(01:32):
I don't know if it's because I'm bringing the CALLI Sun,
but I'll ask the security guards. I'll be like, it's
been raining, and they'll say, yeah, but now it's not
going to rain anymore. So for an entire week it
was not raining, which is so abnormal in January. But today,
what the first day I got to experience some rain.
(01:52):
So it's very happy. You're the only woman I've ever
met who likes rain, who gives to it's about their hairstyle.
This is amazing. Uh, you know, I just want beanies.
That's what I'm wearing right now. I can see that. Actually. Um, okay,
so you're in London. What the hell do you do
(02:12):
in London? I'm so confused, Like, you have the show,
there's a dog in the background, that's dope. Um, there's
you have, you have the Hills, but then you keep
going back to London to do what. So I've been
in London for five years and when The Hills ended
for a year, one on commercial auditions because I heard
(02:33):
that's where the money's at and sadly didn't book anything.
So I basically was like, I need to move to
another country to get work. And it was really like
Europe or Asia because I heard, you know, Asia loves blonds,
but as you know, I was just in Hong Kong
and no one cared. Uh So luckily I moved to
(02:55):
London and I did. This is so crazy. The British
version of the Hills. It's called Maid in Chelsea. Okay,
so that's the TV show and it's also on Monday nights,
just like The Hills was. Wow. Man, you're killing it
on all fronts. You're on a reality TV show in
England and one in the United States coming up in March. Well,
(03:18):
I had to just leave the show here so right
now since I'm not filming that, because I just couldn't,
you know, juggle the two because both reality shows are
you're filming every single day. So right now my work
here is a clothing line. So my third dress collection
(03:39):
launched in November, so here sorting that out. And I
had some really cool campaigns in the Tube stations that
I just checked out. The Tube stations, Yeah, what is
the ground? Are you talking about? A subway? They call
them tubes here. I wait, I have a quiz for
(04:00):
you later. This is such a I cannot wait for
my quiz. I love British people are so fancy about
everything as a subway. Alright, it's a tube station. No,
it's a subway, all right. There's a guy over there
in the corner. He's in the corner. There's another guy
who's panhandling, and he's the worst sex phone player ever.
All right. And there's also an ad for one of
(04:21):
your dresses. That's what's in the subway in London, not
the tube station. Alright. Pump the brakes, stop churching it
up London. Have you been to London? No? I haven't.
Oh my gosh, you're in for a tree, I know.
Actually stations are so nice. You get to eat off
the floor. Really yeah. I don't like that, all right.
I like my subways to have a little grit, you know,
(04:44):
like I want to know. I want to know someone
may have died here recently. That's how I know I'm
in a good city. I can't be eating off the
Florida subway no, thank you. Um okay, So besides the
glorious tube station, I also have glorious jewelry line called
Mimi London. Why is it called Mimi London? I'm great question. Actually.
(05:07):
So it started out with these two girls and one
of them is American, one of them is Australian, and
they had kids in the same primary school here and
so they were like, oh my god, like, let's hang
out and be friends and let's start a business like
you know all housewives and moms do, you know, because
being a mom isn't hard enough. So they basically came
(05:31):
up with this idea of doing these charm bracelets that
expanded into necklaces and ear rings. And when they were
trying to think of a name for it, Alex the Australian,
she was talking to her husband and saying like, you know,
everything going on going on, and he was like it's
always me, me, Me, me me, and she was like
(05:54):
pause and called Andrea and she's like, I've got it,
Mimi London. So they came to me originally to do
a charity charm and there were only like a few
months running, and I loved it so much and I
really saw such a future for this brand that I
ended up writing a proposal and saying, you know, if
I invest this amount, and I can promise you all
(06:17):
these things. I'd like this percentage of the company, so
I know without a lawyer. Give me some credit for that.
It's impressive, you know, that's what hustling is of That
year without work is horrible. Literally, So I was like
my own agent and my own lawyer and anyways, all
(06:39):
worked out. So um right now we're working on a surprise.
But obviously I can't keep secrets. So it's a children's line.
What it's a little cute risk. Oh you know, are
is it expensive? Because kids loose stuff constantly. We know that. Yeah,
(07:02):
they will be less their beads from you know, Croatia
and you know beautiful places they might just you know,
from the source in London. Yeah, alright, and and like
really you need we need strong clasps because snot nose
kids running around, they're always catching their wrists and and
(07:22):
next on, like I don't know, anything is just gonna
rip offs. We need strong clasps and beads from the tube.
And I love it. Sounds like you need all this,
So why don't I thank you the product demo and
let me know you get on running around with that.
I've got eight nieces and nephews. All right, we can
(07:42):
set up a lap panel with all these idiot kids
that I've got related to me, and we can really
hone in on what is is it like? Is it
like Mimi Mimi kids? Like? Okay, well I'm excited, it's
all about me. Yeah, Well congratulated. Do you want to like,
do you wanna do you wanna UM promote? Where do
(08:05):
people go to get this stuff? Just online? We've got
we just set up UM an American account online and
actually I just brought me we London into America. We're
in our first store and that was very recent. That
was right before Christmas. So hopefully that's going to build
(08:28):
and build and build. But that was one of the
goals when I came to l A that I wanted
to do. It has men my relationship with my brother
and bring my clothing line and my jewelry line to America.
But that's so boring. Okay, So, well, what you've been
doing the past two weeks? I've had a very busy
past couple of weeks. Actually, I the Bachelor of Return. Yes,
(08:51):
the Bachelor came back. So I went to the they
did they did like a live premier thing where They
were in a bunch of different cities having like live
watch parties, and so I was in the l A one,
which is where Colton who is the Bachelor, was and
I did not know what I was getting myself into
because like then it with you guys. Yeah, he was there.
(09:13):
He like came met fans and everything, and they did
like this whole hour long preamble before the show started,
which did not get rave reviews because people were like,
we just want to watch the hot messes get out
of these limos. We don't care about other people where
they're watching and why they're watching it and who they're
watching it with. But anyways, um, so it was one
of those weird things which I was. I was a
little taken aback by how they ran. They hit me
(09:34):
up being like, hey, yo, we need you to come
to this live watch party and then Chris Harrison's gonna
ask you a question and then answer it and then
like like a meet and greet and then like get
the hell out of there, right So I was like, oh, cool, dope,
I'm gonna do that. So I go down there and
they're like, all right, so we're gonna bring you in
right now, and we go into a room of five
hundred like Bachelor fanatics, and and they just it's like
(09:59):
it's like me with a other people that were on
Paradise and that threat, and we just get like hounded.
Like I'm a germophobe. I would lose my mind in
that situation. And of course I love like meeting people
who are like interested in the show and like like
me as a bartender or whatever. But I swear to god,
(10:20):
I got my ass grabbed no less than twenty five times. No, who,
oh my god. I thought guys were doing it too. Now.
It was a lot of like, wait, wait, what did
you do? Did you turn around and go, hey, cut
that out? Were you just ignoring it because he didn't
want to talk to them? Who? Who was anyone else
getting their butt grabbed? I don't know. I can't speak
(10:41):
for anybody else, but I know that someone was tickling
my taint and a couple of times and it was
not I did not love it. There was just one
my taint. The taint. You don't know about the taint.
We can get to, yeah, the taint. I don't know
what the taint. Don't say taint on this podcast before
we get pulled off the air. Taint is taint is
the space between between your butt and and you. Okay,
(11:07):
so that when women have babies, that's the part that breaks, yes,
and then they have to sew it back up, which
is gnarmally. I just found that out a couple of
years ago. Do you know who should have on the
show later? My father is an O B g U
I N. He's got stories for days about stuff like that.
Let's book him mom next year maybe. Yeah, no, Yeah,
(11:30):
let's save that. That sounds so good. Let's just save that.
Let's sit on that. Yeah no, but intend let's should
I get scared of ever having a child in life?
Oh yeah, he's got he's got great stories. Well, we'll
wait for someone to like have a kid on the
hills and then like we'll bring him in for his
like expertise as like what happened, you know, like when
(11:52):
the camera stopped rolling anyway? So um, I was taking
a bunch of pictures and there was just one mom
who she was like, oh my god, my my daughter
loves you. And so she was like face timing with
her daughter while I was there. And she goes in
and and and kiss kisses me on the cheek, and
(12:13):
I was a little taken aback, like it's weird. It's
a weird thing for someone just like to kiss you
and you don't know them. And then she goes, she goes,
now you kiss me, and I was like, no, first
of all, crazy lady, you might be married. I don't know,
probably not after what I just experienced, but uh no,
I'm not gonna kiss you. And then also like, please
don't be like videoing this face timing it, because like
(12:35):
that's just what the internet needs, like me kissing an
old like a like a middle aged woman. She was
an old lady. I don't care. Man. That was that
was uncool. And then someone else came and was like, hey, well,
well on a video, will you offer me a rose?
And I was like, no, I'm not gonna do that one.
I was never the batchelor, never gave out roses, right
(12:57):
and and that yeah, and to like, no, I got
a girlfriend already, Gabma rose already, Gabma rose away all right,
you know, and she accepted and it's beautiful anyways. So
that's what happened. Was called the first the first look rose,
the first impression Rose, the first impression. Yeah. So that's
(13:18):
insane that people just grab you. And yeah, I mean
I have to be like in a snowsuit. I'm not
much of a germophobe. Yeah, man, it was. It was
a lot of I needed a lot of hand sanitizer afterwards.
But it was lovely. Was it's I'm this is all
ingest like this was. It was really fun. I hope
I'm not infending anybody because that happens all the time,
(13:39):
but um, it was really fun. And then obviously the
show aired and it was fantastic. Um, I don't know,
tell me about the show. I've tried so hard to
download it over here. Yeah, and the latest one even
on the Amazon Prime and the latest one they have
is Ben Higgins. Yeah, and that's that's a that's a
couple of backs. So it's too bad you didn't go
(14:00):
on this season. And I'll tell you why, because because
because you wanted me to date the big baby, the
big baby that caled the boy loves him, a light eyed,
hot blonde And I was like, I know one of
those I know one of those people, Steph Pratty hot lawn.
(14:23):
Why isn't she jumping out of this limo right now?
So it's too bad because he's got it tight. What
would be the best limo entrance I could do? What
are jokes so lame? Like? Have you sneakers of a gown? Like?
Usually the ones that are super aggressive are annoying to me. Yeah,
(14:44):
but you have to stand out. Did you see my
limo exit? No? Okay? Do you remember the band? It was?
It was the first and last time I look cool
on that entire season. Do you remember the band All
for One? They think? And I swear by the moon
and the Barren Darren, Damn barronware you're not song so
(15:08):
great song? Right? So I get out of limo and
I and I walk up to to Joe Joe, and
I'm like, hey, what up? I'm wells. I'm a radio DJ.
So music is important to me, and I feel like
the best way to show someone how you feel about
them is through the majesty of song. So and she
was like what And I was like, so, I brought
some friends and then I was like, hey, boys, you ready?
(15:28):
And then the band All for One jumps out of
the limo and they started singing I swear, And I
was like, do you want to dance? And She's like, yeah,
I want to dance and I was like, yeah, you do,
and then we danced. They cut that whatever and then uh.
And then like all the guys saw it happening. They're
all like watching through window being like, what's going on?
Who is this guy? And then the guy who won
(15:49):
the whole season, it cuts to him being like, man,
I don't know, but I'm keeping score right now it
looks like Wells is winning this thing. And I was yah,
And then it was just downhill. Like the next day,
I like fainted on a day. It was so embarrassing
and that was the end of it. So you fainted.
I almost fainted, Like they almost had to bring in
an ambulance. It was. It was great. We were doing
(16:11):
like this Fireman day and I would They like dressed
me up and like the biggest fireman outfit. It was
like way too big for me. And we were running
around and I was just sweating like a like a
freaking horn church and I was just looking at the
horrible and then uh, and then I almost fainted and
then they made me do the freaking they had There
was an actual firefighter, and then there was a like
(16:31):
special ops marine and then they needed the third guy
for this competition and then they had me do it,
and so they're like, all right, so leever winters thing
gets a little extra type with the girl and I
was like, oh cool, cool, cool, cool. How much does
the guy who doesn't win at all get? And they're
like nothing, and I was like, oh great. So so
then I had to do the competition almost faint again.
It's embarrassing. Like I said, it was bad. Let's go
circle back. You getting out a limo. I think that
(16:54):
the band thing is not a terrible idea. No no, no,
no, no no, no, no impression rose though, No what I
really thought. I if you watch that season back, she
walks by a bunch of us with the rows and
I stand up like I'm like I'm oh yeah, I'm
gonna get this thing, and she walks right past me
like okay, I'm sit back down. Yeah. It's good stuff,
good times. So if you if you were to get
(17:15):
out of the limo for Colton season, what would you do?
That's the thing like, maybe I shouldn't be getting out
of the limo. Maybe yeah, like a like a Maserati king.
Oh no, that's not cool. Yeah, in the front of
(17:37):
a marching band. Yes, you could be the marching band leader.
Oh they got playing the Gwen Stefani song that is
bananas b A n A n A yes, oh my gosh,
and we'd all have like, yep, that's it. What is
your What is your talent? I mean, like, what's your thing?
You gotta talent? Everyone's got stupid talent. Really, My talent
(17:59):
is that I don't get hangovers. But like, that's truly
not like a good talent. I have this in my notes,
by the way, because you told me right before you
the day before you left. You're doing Mario Lopez show,
and I was like, I'm all over, and you're like,
I don't get hangovers. Who the hell doesn't get hangovers? Yeah,
(18:21):
it's really weird. But as far as talents, that is
literally the only one that I can think of. So
you get out of limo and you're like, by the way,
I drank four bottles of kettle last night and I
feel great. All right, let's roll buddy. Oh my gosh, yeah,
I'm toned off. I can't dance. Yeah, the night before
(18:45):
and showing him a video bit and being like but
look at me now, yeah exactly, all right? Thanks? Well, yeah, anyway,
So that's what's happening in the Bachelor world. There's a
bunch of villains, which is great. I mean, I'm sure
you're you're kind of used to like, um, reality TV villains,
you there's just one, but this season that looks like
there's like three or four. And it's like it's kind
of an age thing, which is kind of staff as
(19:06):
a bunch of young girls who are kind of being
mean to the older ones. Are called them all like
the cougars or something, but they're like thirty. Yeah, they're
calling this thirty one year old of sugar and she's
like crying about it. It's just it's it's beautiful and
sad and all in the same breath. Um. There's there's
two beauty queens, miss like Miss Alabama and Miss North Carolina,
(19:28):
who like has is girls are from Alabama about this
one is stunning everyone everyone's hot in this in this show,
you know how, I'm sure really sets the bar high. Yeah,
she's pretty. So they've already got like bad beef from
like their beauty queen days, which is beautiful, and you
know that they're both probably they're they're probably both villains,
(19:49):
which I'm excited about. And then there's another there's another villain,
um who like gave him a dog for summer its.
He was like, here's my dog. You take care of
it now, and he's like, oh, thank you. So yeah,
there's like four villains. It's great stuff. I'm excited about
this season. I'm sad that you're you're in sunny London
town because you can't watch. But if you watch like
my recaps on Instagram where I make fun of the show,
(20:10):
you get the whole thing. So you're good. Perfect. One question,
did anyone get too drunk and get sent home? No?
Which is a bummer, dude, Like, if you don't have
if someone isn't jumping in the pool super drunk naked
on night one of the Bachelor of the Bachelorette, they're
doing something wrong, all right. You know. Maybe maybe it's
always the guys on the Batchelorette. Maybe the girls just
(20:34):
are you know, trying real hard and they really want
that boyfriend. I don't know. There's always a hot mess.
There's always except listen, I'm the bartender in Paradise. Everyone's
a hot mess, all right. The fact that that's what
they need, They need me to be their night one,
to be just like pouring them heavy. You know, that's
how you separate the wheat from the chaff. Here. If
(20:56):
you can hang through night one and not jump in
that pool naked, you deserves. Now. Are the drinking rules
as strict as they are on Bachelor in Paradise as
they are on The Bachelor? Yeah? They are that. That's
why no one. No one's jumping in pools drunk is
because they're they've kind of locked that down. But you
know whatever, surely it's sneaking a flask. I've been known
(21:16):
to do that during filming, have you that's nine am. Yeah, man,
do what you gotta do to get by. And then
then the other thing that I was doing is I
went to the Golden Globes. Did we talk about that
last time? I don't think we did, know, but I
saw a gorgeous photo of you guys. Yeah, everyone's talking
(21:39):
trash and we went and got spray tans, which is
offensive because no I went to We went to Mexico
like three days beforehand. So yeah, whatever that is true.
You know, little people are trolling for spray tan. Yeah.
And and and by the way, if I did what
of it? All? Right? Sometimes I want to get that golden.
(22:00):
You know. I was getting my nails done today and
I always go to the same place, Chelsea All in
One Spa, and the woman she goes it looks so different,
like very different, and I was like, oh, I don't know.
And I was like, I'm not wearing makeup. She goes, yeah,
but you never wear makeup when you're in here, and
I was like huh, and then like it clicked. I
(22:22):
was like, I don't have a spray tan and she
was like oh, And then she told me. The weirdest
thing not the weirdest thing, but quite interesting is in
Asia as like how we have tanning products here to
make us look like, you know, if we've been on holiday.
They have products that are whitening skin white because basically,
(22:44):
how you know, a tan here signifies you've been on
holiday and it's glamorous and nice. Well, being whiter in
Asia shows that you're not outside working, so like you're
an inside you know. G Yeah, so they're all about
like the vampire life, you know. Yeah, so that like
(23:06):
can you imagine white spray town? That's my worst nightmare.
Be really fun to go do that though, and see
how terrible we look. I wonder if I'm looking at
myself in the mirror right now and I wont if
you can recognize me, scary, I'm almost see through whatever.
But yeah, I don't need a spray tan because I'm
not on TV or doing anything right now. But I
will say I always have the safety of a spray town,
(23:29):
just like you just totally cool? Yeah would you totally
can get a spray in if you want, But when
the next go I pump the brakes and making fun
on on Instagram, I don't need that. Oa. How else
was did you meet an even cool? Yes? I met
a lot of people that were cool. Who was like
(23:49):
the most exciting person that I met? Oh? Um Kaylee
Kyoko from Way Yeah, I have to say, at me
up with her like like romantically? No, my god, hate myself. No,
like as friends because not only is she just like
(24:09):
the coolest, like funniest chick, like my hero of comedy,
but she rides horses and I don't have any friends
to ride horses with me, you know, Okay, So yeah,
just if you want to just shoot her a line
and be like, hey, my friend wants to ride horses
with you. Nothing creepy. Yeah, Like it wasn't like we
(24:30):
like exchange numbers and was like, let's play bridge. Later
it wasn't like that, but we did talk for a
while and then I met her her husband or significant other.
I don't know exactly. I think it's I think it's
her husband and his name is Carl, and then I
got super excited because my dog's name is Carl and
I was like, dude, that's my dog's name. No you didn't, yeah,
(24:54):
which I which I don't know if that's super what
he wanted to hear, but whatever, it's real life. And
then she then so then uh, Kyoko, it was like
uh wolves with a K or the C. And I
was like he ain't no Marxists with a C. And
he's like, yeah, mine's with the K. And I was like, okay,
I'm gonna walk over here, now get the hell out
(25:15):
of here. Yeah. So it was a big swing and
a miss for me. But she's very nice and very
pretty obviously. Um so that was cool. There's a show
that I watch right now called Manifest, which is like
it's kind of like Lost watch like I think the
first eight episodes of her when I was in l A. Yeah,
(25:36):
it's cool. It's a really good show. And so the
main character, uh, the girl, she was sitting on our
table and so then I just nerded out of her,
being like, let me tell you all my weird fan
theories about this freaking show you're on, and she was
just like, uh, one, I can't say anything because I
don't want to ruin the show. Um okay, So you know,
the her brother explained explained the premise as as you can, Okay.
(26:01):
So basically, it's an airplane coming back from the Bahamas
and they go through some turbulence and when they land, uh,
five years have gone by and no one knows what
happened to them, and everyone's really confused, and I'm not
sure if it's like aliens or God or whatever. It's
kind of like lost in that way. The main character
is um Is is a girl who's also a cop,
and her brother was also on the plane, and the
(26:24):
brother took like the later flight with the sister, and
the brother also took his son. And so now every
everyone that was on this flight or like experiencing weird things.
They're hearing voices like the government's like testing on them.
It's pretty messed up. So my theory is that the
brothers um wife's new boyfriend because five years went by,
(26:45):
so she got a new boyfriend. Right, the new boyfriend
is actually bad and he's like somehow tied with it
all and because he's like two nice in the show.
So this is what I was telling her. I was like,
I'm telling you that guy he's a bad guy. I
know it to be true. And she was like, yeah, okay, whatever,
You're an idiot. But that was cool meeting meeting her
because I like that show a lot. Well, what's your
theory on what happened those five years where the plane
(27:07):
go Well, so we'd find out. I hope it's aliens.
I think it's fair. I think it's aliens, Like I
love aliens. Yeah, so I don't know, you haven't probably
seen it. There's a couple new episodes where there's like
this thing called black lightning and they fly through black lightning,
which is, uh what everyone's worried about. So, um, so
I think the aliens have something to do with black lightning,
I hope, or just one of those Bermuda triangle things.
(27:31):
Maybe that's kind of like black lightning. This is what
I really think. I think that they wrote the show
like the first season or whatever, not really knowing how
it's gonna like like Lost, they didn't really know what
Lost was. You know you were on Lost? Do you
know I worked on Loss? Yeah? Yeah that I tell everyone,
even strangers. I would tell everyone that I was also
(27:51):
working on Lost. But I just imagine the writers are like, um,
so what do you guys think? I don't know? What
about about? What about some black lightning? Is that a thing?
It is? Now? Ride it in there? Time travel? Sure?
Ry not? So I just think that they're kind of
like doing it by the like the seat of their pants,
which makes me like it more. You know, what's your theory? Aliens?
(28:16):
I don't have a theory yet, but I'm just wishful
thinking it's aliens. Yeah, you believe in aliens right, totes
totes believe in aliens. I feel like aliens are amongst us, right,
No sarcastic, Well, like, scientifically, it's crazy to think that
with the universe and the size of it, that there
(28:36):
wouldn't be a similar situation to what we've got going
on in a different galaxy or you know, there's also
like possibilities of like multiverse. We can get way down
the nerd rabbit hole if you want to. But yes,
of course there are aliens. Now, I don't know if
they are aliens like getting over here and like messing
with us and probing us. Maybe they came to that
that Bachelor premiere and they were the ones tickling the taint.
(28:57):
Maybe that's what was happening. I don't know, but I'm
pretty sure there's there's probably alien life forms on Mars.
You know, it's probably we're going to find out in
a couple of years. But do you think they're aliens? Yeah?
Do you think they're aliens like amongst us? Like what
like amongst us? Amongst us? No? Because I do think
(29:19):
they look different. You don't think they can like shape shift? No? No,
do you kind of? I wouldn't be surprised. There's a
couple of people, couple people on your show that wouldn't
be surprised to find out that they were aliens. You know. Yeah,
I've got a little side alien members um speaking of
(29:41):
the Hills. So I heard you watch the episode where
I had my grand entrance and that at the opera
I did. It's beautiful. I have so many I have
so many notes and complaints about this episode that actually
have nothing to do with you by the way, Oh
that's great, Like, can I just say, can you believe
(30:02):
you never got to see my dress with the sparkly belt?
Oh my god? Seriously went to go by? Yeah, and
you asked the attendant is this going to translate well
on TV? And she was like, yeah, weever, I don't care,
just give me your money. Yeah, they can't even show
the damp dress, not the opera, so much intrigue and trauma.
Friends become Enemies, Enemy Comes Friends, Season three, episode sixteen.
(30:29):
I actually had to rewatch it. Yeah, what are your
initial thoughts watching that back? I was really annoyed with Lauren. Yeah,
she's a little condescending in how she kind of responds
to you. Well at the beginning when she says there's
nothing worse than Spencer than she Platt. And the reason
(30:52):
behind that is because she says, a guy can't hit
a girl, a girl can hit a girl. Where do
you think we are like fighting a war? Like who
HiT's a girl? So I really didn't like that because
that just, you know, trying like puts me in a
really weird light. And I've never ever touched anyone in
(31:14):
the germophobe. Um. That was super annoying. I felt like
that was her trying to be like, I'll slap a
a b Like that was her being like I'll hit her.
I don't care. I can hit a girl. Girls hit girls.
That was getting gangster. I know, I don't know what
happened in Laguna Beach. Maybe maybe she's out there slapping girls,
but I really did not like that. Um. And then
(31:37):
also on this subject, is it's so crazy that you
know Adrina hate Spencer, so she hates Heidi and Audrina
hates Justin Bobby. But yet she's totally cool with Audrina.
Yeah does that? Does everyone hate Justin Bobby? I mean
(32:00):
I adore him? No, I'm saying in this time frame,
Oh yes, yes, yes, Well it was just you know,
like what are you doing? And like you saw in
the episode with like Adrina, she makes really bad decisions
and you know, to even talk to him after seeing
him kiss another girl was wild. But then to get
into the car and leave with him. But then the
(32:20):
next day at work, you could tell she was embarrassed
because how she retold the story. It was I got
in the car to leave and he jumped in behind me. Yeah,
so I think she was and you know, she probably
had some hindsight and was like, okay, yeah, that was
pretty done with me. Just to set the table for
everyone if they haven't seen season three, episode sixteen, basically
what happens is the like the Hills crew is at
(32:42):
some at some bar and um opera. Yes, that's why
it's called the opera. You come in and you throw
shade at LC for basically being mean to your brother.
Uh and Brodie who we grew up with. I've known
him since I was fifteen, and Brodie sitting right yeah,
(33:02):
and Spencer and Brodie went on this show together. Um,
and Brodie never had the intention of dating Lauren. It
was only to be on TV. So for her, for
him to stay on TV by always siding with her
and not his best friend, that was family. I mean
my dad growing up was pretty much his dad. So
(33:23):
that like really made me angry. And you know that's
probably why I don't like Brodie because he just, you know,
was so easy to switch and you know, be up.
Lauren's asked to stay on camera. Yeah, so I mean
I get that. So so you come in, you say hey,
you basically tell uh LC off and then you got
(33:45):
you and your friend uh, kind of go at it
with with like the rest of the group with Elsie,
and then you guys kind of leave and that's kind
of like that's basically the drama of that one particular fight.
And then the drama unfolds with with Justin Bobby, who,
by the way, is wearing the dumbest scarf headdress thing.
(34:07):
I don't know what's happening, but does he think he's
like an assassin's creed or something. I'm so confused as
to why he's doing this, And so poor Adrina is
like obviously like in love with this with this guy.
And he gets up and he looks like he goes
and he makes out with some some random chick at
the bar, and like everyone sees it, and then Adrina
(34:29):
confronts him about it outside and he just does like
the total d bag thing, which he's just denied, denied, deny,
and somehow he does some weird Jedi mind trick where
he convinces her not to be mad and like go
home with him. And the whole time I probably said
oh honey, like fourteen times while they are out in
(34:50):
that parking lot, like arguing slash making up made me
feel bad for her. Well, that happened continues to happen
as you watch more episodes, but quickly on my friend
at the club. So that's Roxy. So that was my
best friend since seventh grade, like soulmates, best best friends,
(35:16):
twin sister. And part of the reason why I didn't
like Whitney for so long is because Roxy said that
she wanted to be real actress and didn't want to
come on the hills and so then so basically she
just didn't want to be supporting cast because that's you
know what I was. And Whitney got the spin off
(35:39):
for the City and they weren't even friends in high school,
and Whitney just needed someone to go to New York
with her, so she told Roxy she'd be you know,
main cast star of it. And all of a sudden,
I was texting Roxy to get dinner or something, and
she was like, I've got a pack, I'm leaving for
(36:00):
New York tomorrow. I was like, what, So Whitney not
even knowing and you know, there's no fault to her, um,
you know, like I keep saying, she's a lovely person.
But for me, you know, being so selfish and only
seeing you know, someone doing something wrong to me, I
was blaming her for, you know, all of a sudden
(36:23):
taking my ex boyfriend and my best friend. So that
was the whole Whitney thing. But moving moving forward, Yeah,
the episode, I mean, we all look so young and
so different. It's also weird too, because it's like, um,
it's not in ten eighty uh you know, it's it's like, really,
(36:47):
it just looks old, and it's weird that we've had
like such great like strides in technology and just like
less than ten years. But the show just looks like
it was filmed in a different era, which I guess
it was, you know, but it still holds up man,
like I'm getting, I'm getting it's so good. Reality TV
does one thing to you. It makes you mad, like
(37:10):
that's the thing. And I was mad watching an episode
last night, being like this justin Bobby Jabroni with his
stupid scarf, he's hurting his poor girl's heart. How dare
you you drunk? Check off? And then he comes into
her house and he's like they break up, and he's
like you're never gonna be able to get rid of me.
Get out of here, guy, hate you. And then I
(37:33):
ended the episode and I was like, that's good reality
TV because I hate I'm mad. You know, So people
never knew if Audrina and Justin were fake or real.
They actually started dating before Audrina became a member of
the Hills, so they had met like an Orange County
And this was when Audrina was blonde. Actually I got
(37:55):
to see photos proof. Wow, blonde. She's one of those
girls I could have any color hair though. Yeah. Um yeah,
so they were very real. So when he ends up
dating Kristen later on, it is like Sony knives in
the heart for her. That'll be awful for you to watch.
Ye that that transition between Elsie and Kristen h like
(38:19):
switching out as leads or narrators or whatever. Was that
super weird for you guys when it went down? You
know what, I think we were just all happy that
the show is going to continue, just like money cool. Yeah,
with the old name with the new Was there a
party that's like, why can't I be the new Elsie?
(38:40):
Oh dude, I was just trying to get like name
credits on the opening title sequence. I wasn't trying to
get anything more than just my name on the damn show. Um,
I don't know. I believe that you seem like a smart,
savvy business lady. That was like, yell me, I'm very
(39:02):
I'm very self aware. Like I'm not delusional. You know
that guy called myself supporting cast. That's what I was,
you know. I mean I did think when I walked
into fit him, I was the new star of the show.
But that was that was the only time. Um, It's
amazing to me, like how many different celebrities are like
(39:22):
fans of your show? What would you say? What would
you say the biggest celebrity that you've ever met that
came up to you and was like, Oh my god,
I freaking love the Hills. Oh my god, wait a minute,
Oh my gosh. Wait. Danny McBride my favorite story to
hide from that seven show. No, we read the Roosevelt No. No,
(39:45):
but it's not a guy from that Sony show, Danny McBride. No,
he's the one from um get that HBO show. He's
bounded down. I think of Danny Masterson. Excuse me, that
We movie that was like the best thing ever. Yeah,
he's also in Tropic Thunder number one favorite movie. Yeah,
(40:09):
he's like my all time hero. He's always been my
favorite and we were all at the Roosevelt. I think
it was like some kind of party for like the
end of the season, but like maybe it was like
our after party, because you know, strangers were there. And
he came over with his wife and he said, can
I just tell you that The Hills is the best
(40:31):
thing to ever come to TV? And I was like
what and he was like, you don't get it. We
love the Hills and he was like asked. I don't
remember the questions he was asking, but it was just like, oh,
this is this is the best moment of my life.
So that was definitely the most exciting. But I just
saw an article but a certain Oscar winner because is
(40:54):
a fan of The Hills. Yeah, Eddie Redmaine, Um, yeah,
who's Like First of all, he's in like the new
like the reboot Harry Potter stuff, which is like the
Fantastic Beast and where to find them? And then crimes
have Grimmed the Wall like any of this. You live
in freaking London, like that's where every Oh my god,
(41:17):
Harry Potter lives above me, like the actor. Yeah, I
remember when I first moved in. I saw him in
the gym. Yeah, saw him in the gym. And like honestly,
they're like, I didn't know that there wasn't WiFi down there,
so I like, you know, walked up with him and
I was like, hey, do you know what the WiFi
(41:38):
is down here? And he was like running so fast,
like sprinting spreadmill and he was like, Baltimore is behind me, dude,
And I was like, okay, because I just moved here
and I didn't know. And he literally just shook his
head and was just like leave me alone, woman, And
I was like, okay, I'm gonna go ask a guard. Okay, um.
(42:01):
But I've seen him more frequently in the gym. He
works out hard well, like I don't know Voldemart since
I've never read the books is really scary. But if
that's what he's imagining, he must be the scariest freak
in the world. Because Harry runs fast. Maybe he's just
trying to book up for Jenny. I don't know, but
it would have been really funny if you went over
(42:23):
the went over the weights and we're like, hey, these
are too heavy? Can you help me? And then he
was like Leviosa, that's a dorkiest joke I'm gonna make
on this show. Today. But anyways, Uh, Eddie Redmaine, he
won a freaking oscar for the Theory of Everything. That
was the that was the movie about Stephen Hawkings. Yeah, uh, phenomenal, amazed,
like one of the best actors in the world right now.
(42:44):
And he just said that his guilty pleasure is The
Hills and that he is quote super excited about the
upcoming reboots. So this kind of beats out your Danny
McBride fandom here. I gotta say, like, Danny didn't have
an oscar, true, but do you really think he's going
to watch the new boot? Yes? What else is he doing?
(43:08):
You know? I mean doing plays movies, winning oscars? I
guess I think that's pretty cool. I think that the coolest.
And he also said that his favorite character was Heidi.
Can you can you explain what the original feud between
you and your brother was? Oh? You know what it
(43:28):
was because I became friends with Lauren, that was what
it was. And he was just like, listen, it's either
you're on my team or not. Basically like what I
do the rest of the series is I'm just like
trying to get Heidi and Lauren to be friends again
because they were best best friends, and yeah, that didn't work,
(43:49):
and he was getting piste off that I was trying
to put them in each other's lives. Moving on. Oh,
it's so funny that you don't want to talk about this.
It's on TV. Oh I get my hands are clammy right,
Oh my god. Okay, I'm sorry, it's gross. I know
it's there's such a pass with my brother and I
(44:09):
ever since I was eighteen. So yeah, well I'm glad
you guys you see it on the new one. Yeah,
I know, I'm glad you guys have kind of ended
your fences. So that's that's good. Thanks. Okay, So I
have a really fun quiz for you. Okay, let's I
don't like this at all because no one told me
about this, but all right, let's go. I'm so excited. Okay.
(44:34):
So I'm going to start it off with a little
quick story. So I was filming one of my first
scenes on Made in Chelsea, and as you know, London
is very cold. So I was wearing a skirt and
boots and you know, the leather jacket or whatever, and
I'm getting miked by the sound guy and there's a
(44:55):
camera guy and lighting guy in like the same circomfort,
you know, like I could touch him if I reached
my arms out. And as I'm getting Mike, I was like, ah,
the one day I don't wear pants, I'm so cold,
and I get a weird luck and the sound guy
(45:17):
just stops responding to the radio and I'm still just
standing there. I don't know them. I'm like newde and
I'm just like trying to be like funny. I'm like,
I mean it is for raising. Why didn't I wear pants?
I always wear pants? I later find out, like weeks
later that pants means underwear. Ah. Yes, So there were
(45:42):
many terms and phrases that I read and heard completely wrong.
So this quiz is going to test your knowledge of
what you can make out of these British terms. Okay,
m oh, I'm so excited for this, and feel free
(46:03):
to answer your questions in a British accent. I'll get
bonus points, all right, Love, I'll try my best. Oh,
you sound like you're on the tube. I love it.
He was unlucky. Snog A good old fashioned snogging is
(46:25):
when you make love to somebody. No if you asked
a girl for a snog, thinking that maybe very wrong.
It's a kiss. You took it too far. I'm you
kind of knew them. Yeah, I guess I've I've heard
it before, and I guess I thought it meant going
(46:48):
to pound town population too, but apparently it was just
jumping on the tube eventually getting to pounds. I got
it cool, Continue on, love Spotted Dick. Spotted Dick is
like a horrible fish that people eight I turned into
Australia when when they asked me that it was like harpies.
(47:13):
It's actually put oh it is. This is like a god.
By the way. By the way, I thought I knew
both of these answers so far, and I've been wrong.
So this is great. Okay. Brawley a Brawley. Um, that's
(47:35):
when you get into It's like a Danny Brook. It's
like a fight. Uh okay, over three, this one's easy. Okay.
Candy floss, candy floss. Mm hmm, Well I hope it's
(47:58):
a thong. It's caught in candy. Why is it called
that candy flop? That would imply that it is a
long string. I mean, it's okay, you lost, It's all
good to fight these definitely, Okay, keep going, keep going,
(48:20):
I've got more Okay, gaff, that's the that's the tape
that TV crews used to tape down chords. Okay, that
is true, But in the UK it's um means home,
like I'm gonna go to Frankie's gaff. I'm gonna go,
(48:41):
I'm gonna go. Is it means home, I'm going to
I'm going to Wells gaff. Oh oh, I'm not wed
or got it? You're still on that spotted day. Okay,
this one you have to know bum bags A bum
(49:05):
bag I would assume is is, oh man, a bum
bag a backpack. I'm going to give it to you. Yeah, yeah,
is the word fannie coming up? Speaking of no, I'm
(49:26):
sure you got that one. Well, that's a messed up
thing because in America your fanny is your butt, and
in the UK your fanny is a front. Yeah, a china. Okay,
what about chin wag? Probably something that doesn't shut the
(49:47):
hell up. Maybe I'm probably a chin wagger. Oh my god.
And like a way, you're right because it's like a
gossip or catch up on the ball. Word. Wow, I'm
really impressed. Really helped me. Okay, chuffed say it again,
(50:09):
chuffed a chuffed that's like a. It's like a half boner.
It's not a full boner, and it's not really the penis.
I don't know. Every every British person I've ever met
constantly is talking about about that. So it's a half,
it's a it's a half chubby. I gotta chuck. I
got a chef. It means like you're stoked, like I
(50:32):
just got this job. I'm chuffed. Dang. Okay, I addressed
too much Pims last night and now I have a
chef Pims. Yeah, I got you, all right, what's the
next one? Skin? Skint? I would know it's not a penis?
(50:54):
Is it a circumcised one? Uh? Skinned? And I would
I would think is like drunk broke. Oh wow, this
is an amazing game. By the way, I hope there's more.
There are, Okay, bags, bags, bags, someone who is um,
(51:26):
someone who who who carries a lot of baggage around,
someone who's annoying and like just never happy. I don't know.
In l A, I can totally see us making not
a thing in the UK. It's basically saying dibbs shotgun.
Oh really, god, horn is awesome. Okay, this one I
(51:52):
had no idea when I was asked chip buddy. A
Chip buddy, Chip buddy, that's someone who will share your
crisps with you? Oh my gosh, no, but I can't
believe you just said crisp. I know some things. Yeah,
so French fries are called chips here, and chips are
(52:12):
called crisps. And also and also biscuits are crackers there, right,
mm hmm. Sometimes sometimes they can be sweet. Yeah, biscuits
a biscuit. We'll just leave it there. Yeah. Um, so,
chip buddy, that was your final answer, Yeah, someone who
(52:37):
shares your crisps. Who's charing crispas? Oh? Maybe it'll help
if I say it's b u t t y butt a.
What is the word? Yeah, what is the word? Chip
chip butty? I have no I'm stigmu. Final answer. Okay,
(53:01):
you're going to be obsessed because it is a French
fry sad with all right, Well that they have that here,
I know that's just like, let's just really carbo load. Okay,
I've got two more gutted gutted. I would assume gutted
(53:22):
is like you are, but this I feel like this
is what Americans say, like when you're gutted, you're just
like devastated like, oh my god, yes when you get one,
because you're not getting any of that. Am I doing better?
Thank you? Thank you everybody? Yes, um how abruptly stopped
(53:42):
clapping at the same time. Um, I am I doing
better or worse than you thought I'd do? Be honest
about about what I thought you'd be doing. Okay, here
is the last one. Okay, toad in the hole. Oh well,
(54:02):
I want to do another sexual innuendo, but I don't
think I can because uh no, but you basically just
said it. So thanks that directly. It's really late over here.
I'm going to have like nightmares of just like Penis
is dancing around me. I know Harry Potter is going
to come in and be like, love you ready for
some toading? Now, toad the hole? Okay, so let's see
(54:28):
frog m m to the hole. Um, maybe kissing a
frog turns into prints. You're not googling, are you? No?
I'm just thinking out loud, Um, toad in the hole.
I would say, it's Um, it's when you I don't know,
(54:49):
when when you hook up with a guy who's actually
uh much better looking than you thought he was or
something that makes perfect sense, right, You've got a great
twist for some of these. Unfortunately not the answer is
looking for. The answer is it's a dish of sausages
(55:13):
and a crispy batter, so it will be on the menu.
Is it actual like frogs legs or it's just like sausages.
It's like bangers and mash, only the bangers are in
a crispy batter. Oh okay, that looks gross. I'm seeing
a picture of it right now. It just looks like
a casserole with a bunch of wangs in it. Well,
(55:41):
you got too, right, well done? How many does it ten?
Did I get two out of ten? My bat and two?
Right now? All right? That was fun though, I really
like that. I would like to do this. I would
like this is what I want going forward on the podcast.
(56:01):
Every episode you tell me about a new British word
or phrase. Okay, well only while I'm in London, though,
That's fine, And so you gotta tell me in the
beginning of the episode, and I have to try to
work it in as much as I humanly can during
the episode. Deal love it? I love it? So oh wait,
(56:22):
I've got one more? Okay, boot um throw up? But
like also, I could see that beaten legit. No, it's
a trunk of a car dance. And this was the
worst because again, when I first got here, it's actually
(56:44):
probably like a year after I've already been here. My
stylists was like, oh my gosh, there's a boot sale
on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? And
I was like, uh duh. I love credit cards and
I love boots. So we go to basically like this
community like parking lot, and everyone is selling their old,
(57:08):
used things, so it was basically a garage sale. So yeah,
there are no boots for me. And as I'm a germophobe,
news clothing gives me the heb gbs. So it was
a great three hours of pretending to look through things
be like this is great because obviously, like the stylist
was new and you know how to be nice. Yeah,
boots sales are graunge sales. To be confused. Now, I know,
(57:33):
all right, this has been This has been really really fun,
to be honest with you, I learned a lot, all right.
I found out that I may have a perverted mind
because everything I thought was a sexual innuendo but apparently
not um And now I feel abad you should really like,
you should definitely look into that. Yeah, it's say something
that will tackle with my therapist next week. But yeah,
(57:55):
I feel like if this episode had a title, yeah,
it would be wells Obsessions with penises. No no, no
no no no no no, because that implies something that
we don't need to imply. Oh yeah no, I literally
need a muzzle. The things that come out of my
mouth are just so. This is why I can't do
live things. Thank god for editors editing TV shows. Okay, so, um,
(58:23):
by the way, we have a we have an email address.
Did you know that. Yeah, so it's called so if
you guys want to email us anything, it's pratt Cast
at I Heart Radio dot com. So pratt Cast which
is the name of the show at I Heart Radio,
which is where we're working, dot com which stands for
dot commercial. There you go. We both learned today. I know.
(58:44):
See this is an educational show. But if you guys
have any questions, comments, concerns, anything, send him over to
pratt Cast at I Heart Radio. Will answer all of
them on the next episode. And also if you have
any questions specific Vic too, like to Stephanie and like
and what's going to happen in the show going forward,
(59:06):
or like a little behind the scenes stuff that you
may have been confused about in season's past. Also hit
us up there because I'd love to because like, now
that I'm watching the show back again, I'm remembering all
of this stuff, Like I forgot that I hated justin Bobby,
you know, and I'm like, oh, yeah, I hate that guy.
So if you guys have any questions about any of
(59:27):
that stuff, hit us up because I'd love to keep
talking about because I think that's what people want as
like the new season approaches, you know, Yeah, definitely. And
if you guys want to hear about other things other
TV shows, not just The Bachelor, the Hills, something that
you're binging on, um, really anything that you guys wanting
on the podcast, also let us know your opinions on that. Yeah,
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of a great day? And member, how lucky I am?
You don't do that? All right? You go hang out
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