April 27, 2023 • 42 mins
On this special compilation episode of Hold Up, we’re featuring Josh and Dulcé’s most contentious debates from this season. Tune in for the best moments from “Chicken Soup vs. Tomato Soup,” “Summer vs. Winter,” and a clip from a special Beyond the Scenes episode featuring our very own Josh and Dulcé!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There was no reason for the war for independence. They
could have just been like, why are you talking? If
England wanted just acted right and been like, yo, you're right.
Y'all been over here about two hundred some of my years.
We ain't really been helping with this taxation, with our representation.
You know what we should Let y'all go on about
(00:20):
your business.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This aile.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hello, friends, welcome to hold up. It's me, don't say
Sloan of course, finding for the Daily Show? What are
the hosts of this hre podcast?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And I'm here with Josh Johnson right for the Daily
Show and the other host of this podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Now we're getting ready to wrap up the season, but
before we do, we want to give y all the
highlight reel. Okay, we're gonna give you a highlight rule
of me proving Josh wrong. You understand. Here's a clip
from Chicken Soup Versus Tomato Soup where Josh decides to
be inclusive and then he takes things too damn fall.
(01:02):
Chicken soup. Mm hmm, you put a little crackers and
you're done. Tomato soup, Yeah yeah, Mado soup always has
an accessory and is it a companment tomato soup is
tomato soup is what gave us the soup and the sandwich.
(01:25):
Now that type will say when you go somewhere and
they're like soup and a sandwich is like a combo
meal because it's like, goofy lunch place, huh if you do.
I went to a lunch place that did soup in
the sandwich as a meal right as a lunch special,
and it did not have tomato soup as an option.
I was like, you're doing this wrong. You know what,
It's all the way wrong. You're living life wrong. I
(01:47):
don't need violence, that is violence. I don't need a
minnestroani and a Postromi. I don't need eenies together. Okay,
you need if you're going to be soup and a sandwich,
you gotta have a tomato soup. But also this question
when it comes to that, you were talking about the
different the ways that people do chicken soup and it's too.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Open, right, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
How do you feel about now they're starting to do
more of a rustic style tomato soup. How do you
feel about the rustic tomato soup? I'm talking about your
big pieces of herbs. Okay, I'm talking about your large
chunks tomato.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
To me, just speaking for myself, it's a personal taste thing.
The more rustic something gets, the more dirty it is
in my mind. So the same way that you were
talking about New York apartments and how sometimes there's exposed
brick and blah blah blah, I'm actually on your side
(02:51):
on that thing. I don't like when someone didn't finish
a building and they act like they finished a building, Like,
I'm like, bitches, then make it all that means I'm
outside inside. If the brick is exposed, that means you
have sold me outside and I am currently outside inside.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You put walls around outside, and now it's.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like when they started building those little outdoor like we
couldn't go on restaurants during COVID in New York, and
then started putting those little buildings on the park and
like in the street, and everyone's like, this is inside outside. Yeah,
you're telling me that it's not safe to be in there.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Barely better, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
But they were like, oh, but there's like open air.
But then when wintertime hit, you put sides on it
because it was cold, and then put heaters in the bitch.
So now you're just incubating covid.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, and rats, the rats of the outdoor dining. So
here's the thing, Because we have to wrap up soon,
I'm just gonna swing for the fences.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Any any liquidy tomato I will count as tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So you don't mind the rustic style as long as
as long as there's still a lot of Because I've
had rusty tomato souper. It's just like, bitch, this is
just a bunch of chunky tomatoes and a little bit
of liquid.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So yeah, I'm I'm gonna go out on limb right now.
I don't know if this helps or hurts my point.
I don't know what the audience is gonna feel, but
I really want to win, and so I'll say right
now that tomato soup. If we're really bringing chicken noodle
soup up against tomato soup, that counts everything.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I say talking marianeras.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wait wait wait, you're saying any liquid.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Tomato tomato is tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, Sausa, you're counting salsa.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
As tomato soup. Let's do it, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Any tomato based anything.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Tomato soup, catchup, tomato soup, cocktail sauce, tomato soup, tomato soup,
the spot, choke, tomato soup, pray Go, ragu tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Marin aira sauce is tomato.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Souit tomato soup. So I'm just throwing it out there
because sometimes.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If you saw somebody open a jar of ragu pasta.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Sauce, yeah, yeah, so you're saying.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Tomato paste is tomato soup. So if someone opens a
can of ragou, yeah, pasta sauce, okay, throws it in
a bowl, yeah, heats it up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Tomato soup, tomato soup.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So I am saying because I feel like I feel
like in the last episode with the diners versus the
waffle house, what ended up happening because I.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Gotta eat the live by the way, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, but you mainly got eating liveout. I was like
you would trying to eat steak in a waffle house.
That's why you got eaten alive.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No no, no, no no, I got eaten alive basically because
in the end, my mistake was that I didn't include
every diner like thing that was not waffle house, So
then there were even people if my combs did, but
if my bitch.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And stuff like that, being like, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Look, since Denny's and Shone's and all this stuff it't included.
We're just talking mom and pop. I'm gonna have to
go waffle house, and I'm like, damn. So basically I
did make a good point, but if I had been
more inclusive, maybe people would have seen it my way,
which is why now, hey, everything is tomato soup. We're
going all tomato soup. Okay, I will not lose again.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And do you think by saying that ketchup is tomato
soup you're gonna win.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm just saying, what if somebody had to give up
ketchup just to have tomato soup, maybe maybe they lead
to the dark side.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Maybe they'd be off, baby, baby, maybe they be with me.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No one is listen, no one's dipping French fries and
tomato soup, and no one is dipping grilled cheese and
ketchup unless of your you're over the age of six.
So like, I can't this, you can't make this, you
can't make this choice.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm just saying, because here's the thing. When you when
you talk chicken soup, versus tomato soup. I'm already at
a slight disadvantage because there's some cultures, like you said,
that don't really do tomato soup, they definitely do chicken soup.
I have to bring more tools into the arsenal.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
To stack up. Even I can admit that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
These are not the tools that you need. You have
brought dental tools to a construction site.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, you know what the you know what that? How
about this? How about this?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Why are you choosing this is I don't even know
if this isn't even violence. I don't know if this
choice even fucking is.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
If y'all love chicken soup so much, no more tomatoes
for anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You act like I did not get whooped in the
Vacation Staycation episode. The number of people that were trying
to call me elitist, okay, because I said, leave your
fucking house. All I said was leave your house. Call
the fuck. I said, Well, you don't know how much
money people have? No, I don't, And that's not the
fucking point. And if you don't have the money to
(08:34):
go on vacation, why the fuck are you talking to me?
I'm not talking to you I'm not.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Talking to you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I will say you made a good point for waffle houses.
I was. I was impressed at your waffle house fight
that you put up.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
But I also from Atlanta. I also grew up in
the city that is the location of the headquarters of
waffle House. I grew up in across Georgia. Google waffle House.
Their headquarters was around the corner from my house.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And you and look, you did them proud.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But what ended up happening with me is I got
to eat a live because I didn't. I didn't open
up the options all right, but I do.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Think you're opening them the wrong way. Like it makes
sense to include a Denny's and a diner because they're
doing the same thing. To include ketch up with tomato.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Soup, it's just a question of consistency.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's just a question because there's some tomato soups, like
you said, they couldn't get the consistency right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So now you're drinking a bowl of ketchup.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, it never goes ketchup. It can be Marianera mm
hmmm mm hmm, but it's never ketchup'. I'm worried about you.
I'm worried about you the thing you you're thinking of.
You're not thinking about the logic. You're thinking about the wind. Okay,
you think about the wind. You're not doing it from
your wart. Okay, look, you're not doing it at all.
(09:59):
If you need it, the open listener, if you need it, open,
it's open, all right. If you don't need it open.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Believe you believe you, I believe in me.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, negro, you don't believe that ketchup is fucking tomato
soup because you would not walking to your Christian home
that you have made with your girlfriend and your dog
and squeeze a ball a hinds ketchup, uh huh, squeeze
catch up into a ball and hit it up with
(10:32):
and the godless soup. You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't
fucking do it. So don't look. Don't look me in
my college educated American Christian face here on our gores
internet machine, and tell me that you even believe in
the bottom of your heart, in your heart, that you
(10:55):
for the do this. Don't you get off this hill,
go to flat land. You have built a heel out
of tomatoes and it is not working. You sound wild
the fuck do you mean anything tomato based tomato soup.
What it's like saying everything pasta is spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
How about it that.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
He chose violence, he chose bace.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
This is the wildest fucking thing I've ever heard you.
I can't stop cutting this man. So so I'm not
doing this with chicken soup. Chicken soup, chicken soup.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, I've made my my mind defits my my I rest.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Here's my Oh for ee, lame me, leave me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That's what you brought me to. I had to take
these choices to the king. That's what you did to me.
That's what you did to me. I had delay him
at the throng. Leave me there alone to gaze upon
Josh's bad decisions, because this nigga had lost his damn
mind talking about having a hot bowl ketchup. I'm worried
about you, Josh because if you.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Feel like, don't worry about me, don't worry about me.
He got me. We're children of the same Lord, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
He got me children to say, God, I hear you,
I hear you, Brother in Christ. Wow, Joshua loves be
getting strong and wrong. You know what, most y'all have grinds,
and he's doing I have to break you hear a
little bit from me and Josh's debate of the best
time of the year, summer versus then too.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Welcome back, y'all. I mean, this episode is more of
a clip show, you know, because every good show has
a clip show. It's not really about me being wrong
and all this stuff of like, oh, you're right and
I'm wrong and all.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
But it is good that we do have clips put together.
People in production have proven that you're wrong. People that
listen to this podcast ed of this podcast is gone, Wow,
Josh is wrong a lot. And then someone on the
other side was like, you know what, let's really find
a way to express this to the people.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, you know what, you know we're gonna do. We're
gonna move on to another clip from another another episode.
We're gonna do summer versus Winter. And I was right
making sentient points.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm team Summer because it's you're out and about, you're
seeing people. It's just the ability to it doesn't even
have to be like a big trip like people are
going to day trips. You could just be in a park.
You can just sit in a park and enjoy your day.
You can have a couple of nibbles, you know, a
(14:10):
couple of nibbles, maybe some boobuli, maybe some IPAs. Whatever
you and like enjoying. When you're out enjoying a nice day,
you can just do that. It's easier to do things,
and just getting groceries is easier in the summertime, Getting
doing laundry is easier. Just running an errand is easier
(14:33):
in the summertime because you're not out here looking like
the kid from a Christmas story.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
This is I understand where you're coming from, because a
lot of the things that you're saying makes sense for you.
As long as I've known you, all these things have
been have been true. So I get why you lean
towards summer. But there are just certain things that Hey,
you're not having hot chocolate when it's hot outright.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, that's a beverage. I'm talking sitting in the park.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
No, no, no, no, I still I still say. There are
plenty of activities that you can go do in the winter.
There's a whole winter Olympics for people that love the winter.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
All right, okay, but what about if you live somewhere
that gets cold mm hmm, but doesn't always snow like Atlanta,
for instance, people do not know because somebody gave Atlanta
to some white people in a fucking building, gave Atlanta
this nickname of Hotlanta, and people think that it's hot
(15:31):
year round, which is not true. In Atlanta, will get down
on the teens.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I thought it was called Hotlanta because of the people.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, that was marketing bullshit.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Wow, okay, because.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
When it came out, we all went the fuck, we
didn't vote for this, and they put it on everything.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, and now every corny ass person I've ever met zaca,
So you're from Hotlanta. No, bitch, I'm not. I'm not
from a marketing campaign. None of us enjoy All of
us saw it and are like, this is gonna be
a fucking problem. Like no one's running around like New York.
No New York is like, yeah, I'm from the Big Apple, Like,
no one's doing this, No one is doing that. I'm
(16:16):
not running around them calling the peach safe. I think
for me, the things that I enjoy doing the most
are during my favorite season. So because I enjoy an
out an aquatic activity, right, you can't be in nobody's
swimming pool when it's forty degrees outside when your pool
is probably frozen somewhat. It's cold as shit. Yeah, cold
(16:37):
enough to kill you.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
This one is important to have friends with indoor pools.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah sure, as long as as I can do. A
lot of hotels like up North, a lot of them
I have indoor pools or heated pool So it's like,
I can't say this summer summer of twenty twenty two.
I kept seeing it. I go Instagram and was like, yo,
this summer left like it had somewhere to be. I
(17:04):
thought it was just me. I looked up and was like, bitch,
is this September?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, well it was not very quick.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I thought it was just your girl. But everyone
else looked up in my life, oh fork about wearing
a jacket. It was it's been and she's she flew
the fucking coop bills to pay.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
And she was upset before she left because those were
some heat waves.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I couldn't even sit outside it was hot, because I
was like, I love sitting outdoors, but also I know
that New York is hot? Wrong, what do you mean?
I was talking to to tell you late about this,
and he completely understood. Okay, listen, So uh huh. First
of all, it's building hot. It's not nature hot, right, Okay, So, like,
(17:51):
I remember a couple of years ago, I was supposed
to this thing called Ausie Fest and they canceled it
because of the heat. And I called my other who
grew up in Miami and is the most of her
adult life in the Great Stand of Georgia, as you
can see on my nicholas, And so I was like, Mommy,
(18:14):
they canceled this comedy show because of a heatwave. She said, girl,
how hot was it? One hundred and five one hundred,
one hundred five? How hot was it? I said, Mommy,
it was gonna be ninety four degrees And we laughed
for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, because in the South we would have whole outdoor festivals,
whole fucking barbecues, and it'd be ninety four degrees outside.
Why because it's nature hot. And we got enough watermelon
out here to keep everybody alive. Okay, sit that baby
in the shade, Come get some of these ribs. We're
gonna have a good day. Okay. We got enough cold
drinks out here, enough coke and that is any carminated beverage.
(18:56):
We got enough water, We got enough, We got enough
sweet tea out here to keep everybody the fuck a lot.
You remember, right, you grew up Louisiana and up here.
First of all the number of places that do not
have air conditioning because they love to call the self ignorant,
but we have figured out HVAC. They want to call
(19:19):
us alf kind of backwards and barefoot and stupid or whatever,
these Yankee baskets, but we have figured out how to
cool a home. Okay, uh huh. The fact that my
other apartment I had to have a window unit as
a grown adult, and I couldn't control and I couldn't
control my heat came on, which was also truly fucking disrespectful.
(19:40):
I'll pay you American dollars with a comma in the bitch. Yeah,
I got a whole apartment and my heat just come
home when you say so. So now I'm just in here,
wearing the least time to figure out to take my
fucking skin off because it's hotter and a bitch in
here because somebody, because you know, Dino, don't turn the
(20:00):
fucking heat on. It ain't asthma back. So I'm a
summertime gale. Because your best family get to gifts out
here in this summer time right. Also, my birthday is
the ultimate summertime gig. Yeah, my birthday is July fourth. Wait, Josh,
(20:23):
when's your birthday?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
March sixth?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
I don't really bring it up.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
White a minute, White a minute, White a minute, Josh
Jabbadiah Johnson, How dare Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, I just let it, you know what I mean.
I think that for me, I truly understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm not saying summer doesn't have a lot of amazing
merits to it.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
My con with summer is the heat waves.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
And you're saying that New York is hot, wrong, But
isn't California having the same sort of concrete heat issue.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
California, first of all, is a desert. That's the main thing.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, they don't have water.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, And I mean the thing is they put that there,
which is very confusing that they even did that.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I think at the time it was cheap land and
so then they built there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh that makes sense. I mean it's not probably the best.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, it's not. It's not a great idea long term.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
So, like I've lived in La during the heat. This
is the weird thing about being in La in a
heat wave. There was one day where it was one
hundred and eight degrees and then the sun went down
and it was seventy degrees yeah, And I was like,
how do you not catch your death in this bitch?
Because I've been in Georgia and it's been ninety two
degrees at two o'clock in the morning. The sun hasn't
(21:51):
been out for hours and it's still not in the nineties.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Yeah, but the temp has sense enough to regulate right
the regular.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So like La bounces around. Because that was a weird thing.
When I first moved there, I was like, Okay, you
know it's it's it's not it's eighty five degrees out here.
We are here looking cute, and then at nighttime it'll
be sixty five. I was like, Oh, that's why everybody
in this pitch I always has a jacket with them.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's very confusing, and then when you get there, you're like, oh,
I get it. So that's why everyone's closed out here.
Don't make any sense, yeah, because once the sun goes down,
you don't know what the hell temperature it's going to be.
But it's like your most fun activities are there in
the summertime also, and I hate supper. Also. You enjoy snowboarding,
(22:36):
you enjoy to boggining, you enjoy skiing.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It's not about snowboarding or skiing, all right, It's about
having like a nice nature walk in the winter. If
I'm in the woods, it's cold.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's thirty degrees outside, go inside.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What do you mean? People act like you can't gear
up for the winter.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You could be You could be so comfortable if you
just gear up for the for the temperature in a
heat wave that you can't take off the skin, you
can take off everything, but you be naked.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And still hot, all right. But in winter you gear
up enough and you're just comfortable until you.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Go inside somewhere and then you're sweating your life away.
Because that's the other thing about the winter time.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Is that, oh okay, all right. The other thing about
the water time is.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's so hot indoors because I think not everybody's fucking
everybody's out regulating this ship, right right, So like I
got on this sweat because like that's why I learned
to where winter on the outside and summer on the inside.
Because you'll see somebody have like a full thick ass whatever.
(24:07):
A cable knit is what the kids say, thick ass
cable nit sweater, right, and they look cozy. Yeah, but
now they've come inside a building, and the building it's
set to hell. Right. I've been inside of bars that
(24:27):
was too hot. When I was a minute in Indiana
over the weekend. Everywhere we went inside was too warm.
It was too warm. It wasn't cold enough outside for
as warm as it was inside. Right, And so because
the jacket that I brought was the coat that I
brought a coat, I should have brought a jacket. Right
in New York, you're like, okay, light jacket, jacket, coat cool.
(24:55):
So it's like there's there's levels where it's just like,
you know, they got a jacket. I got a light
jacket right running around, but d d d da da
dadh Okay, let me let me het a coat. Okay. Now,
let me call north face, let me get goose down involved. Okay.
I had to bring animals as reinforcement because I'm fucking freezing.
I mean, you know, you've seen my coats. They're they're warm,
(25:17):
they're very much warm. But so it's like you have
to have so many there's hats and scarves and boots
and gloves, and then then you gotta have salt for
the snow, because like, this is the thing I will
give you. This snow is pretty mm hmm the first
two days, and then it needs to go the fuck on.
(25:41):
Snow needs to find it, Snow needs to know. Snow
doesn't know when to leave.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Snow doesn't know when to leave.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Okay, snow show up.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
They'd be like, hey, y'all, the first snow is very cute.
It's nice, it's cute, it's quiet. Yeah, you know, but
too much snow shut your fucking city down. Okay, remember
the bomb cyclone that hit New York in twenty eighteen,
(26:11):
because this was.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Not that crazy. If it was a bomb cyclone, why.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Did they call it a bomb cyclone if it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
So crazy because they were getting too hyped.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It was just a fucking blizzard. We already had a
word for a bunch of snow showing the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That that's kind of where I was where I was, like,
I heard bomb cyclone even I was like, a, this
may be too much snow, like maybe maybe we're in
for it, right, but then it hit and it maybe
it's because I lived in Chicago for a while, but
it hit and it wasn't like all that wild.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Ye, your barometer is different Chicago.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Chicago is egregious, like Chicago.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
They called it Shiberia that one year because the lake
almost froze over.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's a big ass let.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
It's a huge lake.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And then isn't that lake the sky view?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
You see how far out of the shoreline that it froze.
And I was like, oh, yes, this is this is
actually too cold?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Is that Lake Michigan?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Lets me see which lake is.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That you lived there for years and don't know.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I wasn't really paying attention, negro. Let me see one second.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
One second, hold on, I can look it up in
a moment.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not a huge deal. Nobody freak out?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
No, what's freaking out? I'm just saying it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Everybody comed down.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, this Lake Michigan.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah, Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Why do you not know that?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Because you know it's a it's a great lake. So
I would just say the great lake.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You would just not pick the lake.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I just would pick the lake. I'd be like, you know,
a great lake right over there.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Because there's Lake Michigan. There's eerie, there's here, m h uh, which,
what's so it's the fucking superior, which I think is
you know, being just a little full of yourself. What's
this other bitch called Ontario?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You've never met him? You never met him.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Maybe it is superior, Maybe it is, maybe it ain't.
I don't know. I don't work here. What I'm saying is,
Chicago is the fact that you even survived. Like one
of my friends, who's a thin man, moved to Chicago
a couple of years ago, and I was really worried
about him. I was like, you're gonna have to get
ankle weights. He was like why, I said, cause the
(28:35):
wind has a name. You're gonna get blown down the
street like tumbleweed. So you're Nigerian, not made for this.
You're not made for that. We're not even supposed to
be here, Like you know the joke that I have
on my half hour I talk about like black people
were not supposed to be here because we're not supposed
(28:55):
to be here. Bro, this ain't this, ain't this ain't
snow hair. That's why I don't trust these Yankee niggas
because they'd be out here like yo, I fucked with
snow like no, no, no, just to get your jeans.
Nigga just doesn't make no sense. You can't trust these Yankees.
You cannot trust these snow niggas. You can't. No, it's
(29:17):
beautiful for two days and then it shuts your fo
Snow is great, and then you know what happens in
New York. This is what happens in New York. You
just watch the layers of snow and just the amount
of dog shit that shows up and all this other
like you're just watching trash show up. Is what happens
(29:37):
when snow melts in New York. Okay, dirty snow, yellow,
just ice, just to snow.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Like.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's why I was when that bomb cyclone hit. I
was like, this is a blizzard. Why are we not
calling this a blizzard? This is just a bunch of
fucking snow. Yes, I'm fully aware that summertime maybe the
time of the hurricane. I'm aware hurricane season starts in
(30:04):
August and runs until about what October. Remember, look, so technically.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Fall it could be fall's fault. I'm not stressing. I'm
not stressing that summer is hurricane season or anything. All
I'm saying is that the heat wave I'd be interested
in what kills more people? Is it the heat wave
or is it the potential blizzards?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
And I can tell you that in a lot of states,
you are not allowed to cut people's gas or power
off in the wintertime. It was funny. I used to
work with this power company in Florida years ago and
there was a big freeze that happened in Florida. Remember
the year we didn't have any tomatoes, Like every like
(30:51):
fast with the places like we ain't got a tomatoes.
There's a big freeze in Florida. The price of oranges
shot up, and the price of in tomatoes were fucking gone.
The price of oranges shot the fuck up because it
was a huge freeze in Florida. And like I the
last time that was a big freeze in Florida, I
was living in Florida, and to see people in Miami
who have never felt forty degrees have to deal with
(31:13):
forty degrees was a wild thing. But you're not allowed
to cut people's So people were calling and like, hey,
you're not allowed to turn my power off. It's the
wintertime and it's freezing. And I was like, well, ma'am,
technically that's not a law in your state, I said,
because it's never been cold enough to pass that law.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
So it's not Yeah, it's cold enough to kill you.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Right, we're turning your lights off. Your lights are already off.
I'll try, But technically this law does not apply to
you because you don't live in Detroit.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I mean, if you want to miss out on how
great winter is, that's you. That's your life. That's your choice.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
It happens every year, and I suffer.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
All right, Well, look what we're gonna do next. We're
gonna take things away from our show for a second.
We're gonna go to another show in the Daily Show
podcast universe. We're gonna go beyond beyond the scenes ooh
with Uncle Roy, with Roywood, junior correspondent for The Daily Show,
host of that podcast. He's gonna walk us through some
(32:17):
of the behind the scenes between you and I and
how this show came to be.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And we're bad friends not in things off. Here's a
special clip from the behind the scenes episode where Josh
and I made a guest appearance. We go deeper into
our podcast and we get Roy's input on our very
first debate, Conscious Wrap versus Club Bangers and Uncle Roy
takes the time to really delve deep into this and
(32:49):
really help me help josh And when we come to
the conclusion that knuck if You Buck is a modern
day may grow spiritual.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Act like you've been somewhere before I've been. The song
is all right, whatever, whatever, it's fine, let's let's get
into it.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I think I'm into this podcast. And this is the
type of stuff y'all gonna be debating on the hold
Up podcast. I think I see where you all going
with this because I feel like I'm getting educated about
something that I shouldn't even give a damn about. But
now I'm fully invested, because josh if you're using violence
as a metric to decide whether or not the song
should be an anthem, our very old star spangled banner,
(33:34):
bombs bursting in air, bombs the rockets, red glare, bombs
bursting in air gave proof through the night that our
flag was still there.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
They just described warfare, Joshua.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
How different is that line?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Hmm?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Are you what we hear and knocking you book?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Are you asking me or are you telling me how
that's a war for independence versus a war for no reason? No?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
If these niggas got problem. Violence is violence. Baby. You
came over.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Here, bro, there was no reason for the violence and
knuck if you bucked to us.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
There was no violence. There was no reason for the
war for independence. They could have just been like, why
are you talking? If England wanted just acted right and
been like, yo, you're right. Y'all been over here about
two hundred some of my years. We ain't really been
helping with his taxation, with our representation. You know what,
(34:36):
we should let y'all go on about your business. We
should really, you know what, We're across a whole We're
across the whole ocean.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
There's there's there's no way, there's there's no have to
fight for. You have to fight a loaded this.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
This crime, ob says, and I quote hm, and we
negroes be the hardest. So if a negro come and
run his mouth just like an h O, punch him
dead up in his nose and stump his ass down
to the flow.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Now and bucking and ready to.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Fight, how was that different than gave proof through the
night that our flag was still there?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Josh wow, oh wait, wait, wait the question.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
He's the one, she's the one that Oh my god,
how is this happening right now.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
This is crazy. I'm being gastolt. I'm actually being gasolt.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Asked.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
How are you asking me?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Why why my thing is different than the There's no
reason for any of the fights and knuck if you buck.
There's literally reasons that we're a country right now.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Listen, it's a country that's been trying to kill us
the whole time, when it was fighting for independence, when
they wrote, when they wrote the constitution, it was a
building that slaves built and women couldn't even talk. Okay,
so explain to me. Listen in the words a mob
wife dreaded a vanto. Okay. People always want to say
violence is not the answer, but it is.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let me tell you so.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
In the scenario of the Americas becoming a country, all right,
In the scenario of the states, the colonies formed together
to build.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Up a constitution at a union, all right.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
They felt they needed to fight and oppress regime from
abroad that was taxing them without actually keeping their best
interests in mind. So they're contributing over there while the
others are contributing over here.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
So haters who were coming for they cheese got it
keep going right.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
No, no, no, you don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
The Britain laters on the.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Sunshine we had let them finish, d let them finish.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
The crime and the violence that's being called for and
enacted in Knock if You Buck is against an unknown
party for an unknown reason. No, no, no, there's one
line that's like, okay, if they come over here acting
like whatever, then we must realiate.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
We welcome to the floor.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
But in the other scenarios and the other lyrics, even
in the chorus, I don't I don't think that any
of this has to happen.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
The song is called knuck if You Buck, because if
you are going to come.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
At us, you better be prepared.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You better be prepared. So the whole time they just
live in a lives mine, in a business and then
someone came over there messing with them. There's a whole
point of the song knuck if you buck. If you
come over here acting a fool, if you acted a donkey,
being squirrely, jumping stupid, if you come over here acting
a fool, I'm gonna be forced to defend myself.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Here's my question to you, Josh, why does every spiritual
have to be warm and loving for too long as
a race accepting mistreatment. At some point you have to
let people know that you're not. You have to show
people how you want to be treated. You got to
learn people. As my mama Joyce would say, Prime Mob said,
(38:12):
and I quote Josh, you'll be jawless getting close to me.
Bullets busting, constantly, ravaging your city streets, broken bones lay alone,
scattered across the concrete and the land of the fat.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Can't I can't believe that all this is turd dog
like I'm the only one. I'm not saying that every
spiritual has to be the same. I'm not saying there's
some uniform. I'm just saying that, like when you look
at everything that goes into a spiritual, none of it
is this.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
It's just all about struggle, you understand. It's about the struggling.
It's about struggle. It's about getting through struggle. So you
out in the club, manya business right, and it's somebody's
and now you throwing boths like Johnny Cage. You just
came to have a good time, drink over priced Hennessy
in a tiny cup. You know what this has to
(39:08):
do with the fact that Josh said to me one
day that knuck if you buck sounds like a ged
being thrown down the hallway of a juvenile attention center.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
And tell me what part of that is wrong?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
First of all, elitist, okay, elitist.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Regular high school is not elitist.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
So let me let me ask you all about.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
This.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Listen, they've been through a couple of things. It's gonna
get scrashed off the record when they turn seventeen. Anyway,
they just try and just trying to get an education. Josh,
why was that?
Speaker 6 (39:53):
What are you almost looking forward to podcast series?
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I'm I'm looking forward to making a sentient point at
it being appreciated. I'm looking for it to maybe, I
don't know, just throwing them out there and that's not
that crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And then it's actually, why do you received?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
We hear you, but you're getting rebuttals to things, and
it's just like you're like, wow, how am i the
non sensqual one? Listen, America was born of violence? Okay,
America is born of violence. It's been violent the entire time.
They killed everybody when they got here. They're still killing
us now. So if there's just a song that's like,
hey man, listen, if you come over here, start and shit,
(40:41):
you might lose a jaw. What is wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Look, whether we're talking food or seasons or music, there's
always something for Doucy and how to debate about. And
we want to thank you for rocking with us this
whole season and throughout this episode. If you're listening to this,
you made it to the end. And the next episode
is gonna be wild, wild, wild, because it's gonna be
(41:09):
the YouTube comments episode. We're reading through your comments.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, we look at them.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
We're ready for your comments, I mean, or what you said. Listen.
I know that I've said this podcast many times. I
don't read YouTube comments because I like having self esteem.
But so what I did is I put my personal
feelings aside, dump to look through and see where to
love go, where to love be, and come to find
out y'all.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Really do like me.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And look, make sure to listen to hold up on
Apple podcasts. iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Because I can't wait to hear about y'all. Roast and
Josh By saying tomato soup is ketchup.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
You just gonna lean on one thing. You're gonna hold
on to one thing for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You said ketch up with tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I heard what I said when I said.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Up, meaning that you're a wild man.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
I'm a wild man.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I give you both, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I pour your camels over some fries, bro dip a
grilled cheese in this condiment.
There was no reason for the war for independence. They
could have just been like, why are you talking? If
England wanted just acted right and been like, yo, you're right.
Y'all been over here about two hundred some of my years.
We ain't really been helping with this taxation, with our representation.
You know what we should Let y'all go on about
(00:20):
your business.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This aile.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Hello, friends, welcome to hold up. It's me, don't say
Sloan of course, finding for the Daily Show? What are
the hosts of this hre podcast?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
And I'm here with Josh Johnson right for the Daily
Show and the other host of this podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Now we're getting ready to wrap up the season, but
before we do, we want to give y all the
highlight reel. Okay, we're gonna give you a highlight rule
of me proving Josh wrong. You understand. Here's a clip
from Chicken Soup Versus Tomato Soup where Josh decides to
be inclusive and then he takes things too damn fall.
(01:02):
Chicken soup. Mm hmm, you put a little crackers and
you're done. Tomato soup, Yeah yeah, Mado soup always has
an accessory and is it a companment tomato soup is
tomato soup is what gave us the soup and the sandwich.
(01:25):
Now that type will say when you go somewhere and
they're like soup and a sandwich is like a combo
meal because it's like, goofy lunch place, huh if you do.
I went to a lunch place that did soup in
the sandwich as a meal right as a lunch special,
and it did not have tomato soup as an option.
I was like, you're doing this wrong. You know what,
It's all the way wrong. You're living life wrong. I
(01:47):
don't need violence, that is violence. I don't need a
minnestroani and a Postromi. I don't need eenies together. Okay,
you need if you're going to be soup and a sandwich,
you gotta have a tomato soup. But also this question
when it comes to that, you were talking about the
different the ways that people do chicken soup and it's too.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Open, right, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
How do you feel about now they're starting to do
more of a rustic style tomato soup. How do you
feel about the rustic tomato soup? I'm talking about your
big pieces of herbs. Okay, I'm talking about your large
chunks tomato.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
To me, just speaking for myself, it's a personal taste thing.
The more rustic something gets, the more dirty it is
in my mind. So the same way that you were
talking about New York apartments and how sometimes there's exposed
brick and blah blah blah, I'm actually on your side
(02:51):
on that thing. I don't like when someone didn't finish
a building and they act like they finished a building, Like,
I'm like, bitches, then make it all that means I'm
outside inside. If the brick is exposed, that means you
have sold me outside and I am currently outside inside.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You put walls around outside, and now it's.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like when they started building those little outdoor like we
couldn't go on restaurants during COVID in New York, and
then started putting those little buildings on the park and
like in the street, and everyone's like, this is inside outside. Yeah,
you're telling me that it's not safe to be in there.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Barely better, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
But they were like, oh, but there's like open air.
But then when wintertime hit, you put sides on it
because it was cold, and then put heaters in the bitch.
So now you're just incubating covid.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, and rats, the rats of the outdoor dining. So
here's the thing, Because we have to wrap up soon,
I'm just gonna swing for the fences.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I'm just gonna say it.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Any any liquidy tomato I will count as tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
So you don't mind the rustic style as long as
as long as there's still a lot of Because I've
had rusty tomato souper. It's just like, bitch, this is
just a bunch of chunky tomatoes and a little bit
of liquid.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So yeah, I'm I'm gonna go out on limb right now.
I don't know if this helps or hurts my point.
I don't know what the audience is gonna feel, but
I really want to win, and so I'll say right
now that tomato soup. If we're really bringing chicken noodle
soup up against tomato soup, that counts everything.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I say talking marianeras.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Wait wait wait.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Wait wait wait, you're saying any liquid.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Tomato tomato is tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
All right, Sausa, you're counting salsa.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
As tomato soup. Let's do it, okay, So.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Any tomato based anything.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Tomato soup, catchup, tomato soup, cocktail sauce, tomato soup, tomato soup,
the spot, choke, tomato soup, pray Go, ragu tomato soup.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Marin aira sauce is tomato.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Souit tomato soup. So I'm just throwing it out there
because sometimes.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
If you saw somebody open a jar of ragu pasta.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Sauce, yeah, yeah, so you're saying.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Tomato paste is tomato soup. So if someone opens a
can of ragou, yeah, pasta sauce, okay, throws it in
a bowl, yeah, heats it up.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Tomato soup, tomato soup.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
So I am saying because I feel like I feel
like in the last episode with the diners versus the
waffle house, what ended up happening because I.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Gotta eat the live by the way, Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
No, but you mainly got eating liveout. I was like
you would trying to eat steak in a waffle house.
That's why you got eaten alive.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
No no, no, no no, I got eaten alive basically because
in the end, my mistake was that I didn't include
every diner like thing that was not waffle house, So
then there were even people if my combs did, but
if my bitch.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And stuff like that, being like, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Look, since Denny's and Shone's and all this stuff it't included.
We're just talking mom and pop. I'm gonna have to
go waffle house, and I'm like, damn. So basically I
did make a good point, but if I had been
more inclusive, maybe people would have seen it my way,
which is why now, hey, everything is tomato soup. We're
going all tomato soup. Okay, I will not lose again.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And do you think by saying that ketchup is tomato
soup you're gonna win.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm just saying, what if somebody had to give up
ketchup just to have tomato soup, maybe maybe they lead
to the dark side.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Maybe they'd be off, baby, baby, maybe they be with me.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
No one is listen, no one's dipping French fries and
tomato soup, and no one is dipping grilled cheese and
ketchup unless of your you're over the age of six.
So like, I can't this, you can't make this, you
can't make this choice.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I'm just saying, because here's the thing. When you when
you talk chicken soup, versus tomato soup. I'm already at
a slight disadvantage because there's some cultures, like you said,
that don't really do tomato soup, they definitely do chicken soup.
I have to bring more tools into the arsenal.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
To stack up. Even I can admit that.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
These are not the tools that you need. You have
brought dental tools to a construction site.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay, you know what the you know what that? How
about this? How about this?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Why are you choosing this is I don't even know
if this isn't even violence. I don't know if this
choice even fucking is.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
How about this?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
If y'all love chicken soup so much, no more tomatoes
for anybody.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You act like I did not get whooped in the
Vacation Staycation episode. The number of people that were trying
to call me elitist, okay, because I said, leave your
fucking house. All I said was leave your house. Call
the fuck. I said, Well, you don't know how much
money people have? No, I don't, And that's not the
fucking point. And if you don't have the money to
(08:34):
go on vacation, why the fuck are you talking to me?
I'm not talking to you I'm not.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Talking to you.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I will say you made a good point for waffle houses.
I was. I was impressed at your waffle house fight
that you put up.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
But I also from Atlanta. I also grew up in
the city that is the location of the headquarters of
waffle House. I grew up in across Georgia. Google waffle House.
Their headquarters was around the corner from my house.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
And you and look, you did them proud.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
But what ended up happening with me is I got
to eat a live because I didn't. I didn't open
up the options all right, but I do.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Think you're opening them the wrong way. Like it makes
sense to include a Denny's and a diner because they're
doing the same thing. To include ketch up with tomato.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Soup, it's just a question of consistency.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's just a question because there's some tomato soups, like
you said, they couldn't get the consistency right.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
So now you're drinking a bowl of ketchup.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
No, it never goes ketchup. It can be Marianera mm
hmmm mm hmm, but it's never ketchup'. I'm worried about you.
I'm worried about you the thing you you're thinking of.
You're not thinking about the logic. You're thinking about the wind. Okay,
you think about the wind. You're not doing it from
your wart. Okay, look, you're not doing it at all.
(09:59):
If you need it, the open listener, if you need it, open,
it's open, all right. If you don't need it open.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Believe you believe you, I believe in me.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
No, negro, you don't believe that ketchup is fucking tomato
soup because you would not walking to your Christian home
that you have made with your girlfriend and your dog
and squeeze a ball a hinds ketchup, uh huh, squeeze
catch up into a ball and hit it up with
(10:32):
and the godless soup. You wouldn't do it. You wouldn't
fucking do it. So don't look. Don't look me in
my college educated American Christian face here on our gores
internet machine, and tell me that you even believe in
the bottom of your heart, in your heart, that you
(10:55):
for the do this. Don't you get off this hill,
go to flat land. You have built a heel out
of tomatoes and it is not working. You sound wild
the fuck do you mean anything tomato based tomato soup.
What it's like saying everything pasta is spaghetti.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
How about it that.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
He chose violence, he chose bace.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
This is the wildest fucking thing I've ever heard you.
I can't stop cutting this man. So so I'm not
doing this with chicken soup. Chicken soup, chicken soup.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, I've made my my mind defits my my I rest.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Here's my Oh for ee, lame me, leave me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
That's what you brought me to. I had to take
these choices to the king. That's what you did to me.
That's what you did to me. I had delay him
at the throng. Leave me there alone to gaze upon
Josh's bad decisions, because this nigga had lost his damn
mind talking about having a hot bowl ketchup. I'm worried
about you, Josh because if you.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Feel like, don't worry about me, don't worry about me.
He got me. We're children of the same Lord, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
He got me children to say, God, I hear you,
I hear you, Brother in Christ. Wow, Joshua loves be
getting strong and wrong. You know what, most y'all have grinds,
and he's doing I have to break you hear a
little bit from me and Josh's debate of the best
time of the year, summer versus then too.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Welcome back, y'all. I mean, this episode is more of
a clip show, you know, because every good show has
a clip show. It's not really about me being wrong
and all this stuff of like, oh, you're right and
I'm wrong and all.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
But it is good that we do have clips put together.
People in production have proven that you're wrong. People that
listen to this podcast ed of this podcast is gone, Wow,
Josh is wrong a lot. And then someone on the
other side was like, you know what, let's really find
a way to express this to the people.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Well, you know what, you know we're gonna do. We're
gonna move on to another clip from another another episode.
We're gonna do summer versus Winter. And I was right
making sentient points.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'm team Summer because it's you're out and about, you're
seeing people. It's just the ability to it doesn't even
have to be like a big trip like people are
going to day trips. You could just be in a park.
You can just sit in a park and enjoy your day.
You can have a couple of nibbles, you know, a
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couple of nibbles, maybe some boobuli, maybe some IPAs. Whatever
you and like enjoying. When you're out enjoying a nice day,
you can just do that. It's easier to do things,
and just getting groceries is easier in the summertime, Getting
doing laundry is easier. Just running an errand is easier
(14:33):
in the summertime because you're not out here looking like
the kid from a Christmas story.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
This is I understand where you're coming from, because a
lot of the things that you're saying makes sense for you.
As long as I've known you, all these things have
been have been true. So I get why you lean
towards summer. But there are just certain things that Hey,
you're not having hot chocolate when it's hot outright.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, that's a beverage. I'm talking sitting in the park.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
No, no, no, no, I still I still say. There are
plenty of activities that you can go do in the winter.
There's a whole winter Olympics for people that love the winter.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
All right, okay, but what about if you live somewhere
that gets cold mm hmm, but doesn't always snow like Atlanta,
for instance, people do not know because somebody gave Atlanta
to some white people in a fucking building, gave Atlanta
this nickname of Hotlanta, and people think that it's hot
(15:31):
year round, which is not true. In Atlanta, will get down
on the teens.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
I thought it was called Hotlanta because of the people.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, that was marketing bullshit.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Wow, okay, because.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
When it came out, we all went the fuck, we
didn't vote for this, and they put it on everything.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah, and now every corny ass person I've ever met zaca,
So you're from Hotlanta. No, bitch, I'm not. I'm not
from a marketing campaign. None of us enjoy All of
us saw it and are like, this is gonna be
a fucking problem. Like no one's running around like New York.
No New York is like, yeah, I'm from the Big Apple, Like,
no one's doing this, No one is doing that. I'm
(16:16):
not running around them calling the peach safe. I think
for me, the things that I enjoy doing the most
are during my favorite season. So because I enjoy an
out an aquatic activity, right, you can't be in nobody's
swimming pool when it's forty degrees outside when your pool
is probably frozen somewhat. It's cold as shit. Yeah, cold
(16:37):
enough to kill you.
Speaker 7 (16:39):
This one is important to have friends with indoor pools.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah sure, as long as as I can do. A
lot of hotels like up North, a lot of them
I have indoor pools or heated pool So it's like,
I can't say this summer summer of twenty twenty two.
I kept seeing it. I go Instagram and was like, yo,
this summer left like it had somewhere to be. I
(17:04):
thought it was just me. I looked up and was like, bitch,
is this September?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, well it was not very quick.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I thought it was just your girl. But everyone
else looked up in my life, oh fork about wearing
a jacket. It was it's been and she's she flew
the fucking coop bills to pay.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
And she was upset before she left because those were
some heat waves.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
I couldn't even sit outside it was hot, because I
was like, I love sitting outdoors, but also I know
that New York is hot? Wrong, what do you mean?
I was talking to to tell you late about this,
and he completely understood. Okay, listen, So uh huh. First
of all, it's building hot. It's not nature hot, right, Okay, So, like,
(17:51):
I remember a couple of years ago, I was supposed
to this thing called Ausie Fest and they canceled it
because of the heat. And I called my other who
grew up in Miami and is the most of her
adult life in the Great Stand of Georgia, as you
can see on my nicholas, And so I was like, Mommy,
(18:14):
they canceled this comedy show because of a heatwave. She said, girl,
how hot was it? One hundred and five one hundred,
one hundred five? How hot was it? I said, Mommy,
it was gonna be ninety four degrees And we laughed
for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah, because in the South we would have whole outdoor festivals,
whole fucking barbecues, and it'd be ninety four degrees outside.
Why because it's nature hot. And we got enough watermelon
out here to keep everybody alive. Okay, sit that baby
in the shade, Come get some of these ribs. We're
gonna have a good day. Okay. We got enough cold
drinks out here, enough coke and that is any carminated beverage.
(18:56):
We got enough water, We got enough, We got enough
sweet tea out here to keep everybody the fuck a lot.
You remember, right, you grew up Louisiana and up here.
First of all the number of places that do not
have air conditioning because they love to call the self ignorant,
but we have figured out HVAC. They want to call
(19:19):
us alf kind of backwards and barefoot and stupid or whatever,
these Yankee baskets, but we have figured out how to
cool a home. Okay, uh huh. The fact that my
other apartment I had to have a window unit as
a grown adult, and I couldn't control and I couldn't
control my heat came on, which was also truly fucking disrespectful.
(19:40):
I'll pay you American dollars with a comma in the bitch. Yeah,
I got a whole apartment and my heat just come
home when you say so. So now I'm just in here,
wearing the least time to figure out to take my
fucking skin off because it's hotter and a bitch in
here because somebody, because you know, Dino, don't turn the
(20:00):
fucking heat on. It ain't asthma back. So I'm a
summertime gale. Because your best family get to gifts out
here in this summer time right. Also, my birthday is
the ultimate summertime gig. Yeah, my birthday is July fourth. Wait, Josh,
(20:23):
when's your birthday?
Speaker 7 (20:24):
March sixth?
Speaker 1 (20:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
I don't really bring it up.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
White a minute, White a minute, White a minute, Josh
Jabbadiah Johnson, How dare Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, I just let it, you know what I mean.
I think that for me, I truly understand what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I'm not saying summer doesn't have a lot of amazing
merits to it.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
My con with summer is the heat waves.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
And you're saying that New York is hot, wrong, But
isn't California having the same sort of concrete heat issue.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
California, first of all, is a desert. That's the main thing.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, they don't have water.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, And I mean the thing is they put that there,
which is very confusing that they even did that.
Speaker 6 (21:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I think at the time it was cheap land and
so then they built there.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh that makes sense. I mean it's not probably the best.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
No, it's not. It's not a great idea long term.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
So, like I've lived in La during the heat. This
is the weird thing about being in La in a
heat wave. There was one day where it was one
hundred and eight degrees and then the sun went down
and it was seventy degrees yeah, And I was like,
how do you not catch your death in this bitch?
Because I've been in Georgia and it's been ninety two
degrees at two o'clock in the morning. The sun hasn't
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been out for hours and it's still not in the nineties.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Yeah, but the temp has sense enough to regulate right
the regular.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
So like La bounces around. Because that was a weird thing.
When I first moved there, I was like, Okay, you
know it's it's it's not it's eighty five degrees out here.
We are here looking cute, and then at nighttime it'll
be sixty five. I was like, Oh, that's why everybody
in this pitch I always has a jacket with them.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's very confusing, and then when you get there, you're like, oh,
I get it. So that's why everyone's closed out here.
Don't make any sense, yeah, because once the sun goes down,
you don't know what the hell temperature it's going to be.
But it's like your most fun activities are there in
the summertime also, and I hate supper. Also. You enjoy snowboarding,
(22:36):
you enjoy to boggining, you enjoy skiing.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
It's not about snowboarding or skiing, all right, It's about
having like a nice nature walk in the winter. If
I'm in the woods, it's cold.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
It's thirty degrees outside, go inside.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
What do you mean? People act like you can't gear
up for the winter.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You could be You could be so comfortable if you
just gear up for the for the temperature in a
heat wave that you can't take off the skin, you
can take off everything, but you be naked.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
And still hot, all right. But in winter you gear
up enough and you're just comfortable until you.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Go inside somewhere and then you're sweating your life away.
Because that's the other thing about the winter time.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Is that, oh okay, all right. The other thing about
the water time is.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's so hot indoors because I think not everybody's fucking
everybody's out regulating this ship, right right, So like I
got on this sweat because like that's why I learned
to where winter on the outside and summer on the inside.
Because you'll see somebody have like a full thick ass whatever.
(24:07):
A cable knit is what the kids say, thick ass
cable nit sweater, right, and they look cozy. Yeah, but
now they've come inside a building, and the building it's
set to hell. Right. I've been inside of bars that
(24:27):
was too hot. When I was a minute in Indiana
over the weekend. Everywhere we went inside was too warm.
It was too warm. It wasn't cold enough outside for
as warm as it was inside. Right, And so because
the jacket that I brought was the coat that I
brought a coat, I should have brought a jacket. Right
in New York, you're like, okay, light jacket, jacket, coat cool.
(24:55):
So it's like there's there's levels where it's just like,
you know, they got a jacket. I got a light
jacket right running around, but d d d da da
dadh Okay, let me let me het a coat. Okay. Now,
let me call north face, let me get goose down involved. Okay.
I had to bring animals as reinforcement because I'm fucking freezing.
I mean, you know, you've seen my coats. They're they're warm,
(25:17):
they're very much warm. But so it's like you have
to have so many there's hats and scarves and boots
and gloves, and then then you gotta have salt for
the snow, because like, this is the thing I will
give you. This snow is pretty mm hmm the first
two days, and then it needs to go the fuck on.
(25:41):
Snow needs to find it, Snow needs to know. Snow
doesn't know when to leave.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
Snow doesn't know when to leave.
Speaker 2 (25:47):
Okay, snow show up.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
They'd be like, hey, y'all, the first snow is very cute.
It's nice, it's cute, it's quiet. Yeah, you know, but
too much snow shut your fucking city down. Okay, remember
the bomb cyclone that hit New York in twenty eighteen,
(26:11):
because this was.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Not that crazy. If it was a bomb cyclone, why.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Did they call it a bomb cyclone if it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
So crazy because they were getting too hyped.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
It was just a fucking blizzard. We already had a
word for a bunch of snow showing the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That that's kind of where I was where I was, like,
I heard bomb cyclone even I was like, a, this
may be too much snow, like maybe maybe we're in
for it, right, but then it hit and it maybe
it's because I lived in Chicago for a while, but
it hit and it wasn't like all that wild.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Ye, your barometer is different Chicago.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Chicago is egregious, like Chicago.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
They called it Shiberia that one year because the lake
almost froze over.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That's a big ass let.
Speaker 7 (26:57):
It's a huge lake.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
And then isn't that lake the sky view?
Speaker 3 (27:01):
You see how far out of the shoreline that it froze.
And I was like, oh, yes, this is this is
actually too cold?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Is that Lake Michigan?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Lets me see which lake is.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That you lived there for years and don't know.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
I wasn't really paying attention, negro. Let me see one second.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
One second, hold on, I can look it up in
a moment.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not a huge deal. Nobody freak out?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
No, what's freaking out? I'm just saying it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Everybody comed down.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, this Lake Michigan.
Speaker 7 (27:38):
Yeah, Lake Michigan.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Why do you not know that?
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Because you know it's a it's a great lake. So
I would just say the great lake.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You would just not pick the lake.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
I just would pick the lake. I'd be like, you know,
a great lake right over there.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Because there's Lake Michigan. There's eerie, there's here, m h uh, which,
what's so it's the fucking superior, which I think is
you know, being just a little full of yourself. What's
this other bitch called Ontario?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
You've never met him? You never met him.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Maybe it is superior, Maybe it is, maybe it ain't.
I don't know. I don't work here. What I'm saying is,
Chicago is the fact that you even survived. Like one
of my friends, who's a thin man, moved to Chicago
a couple of years ago, and I was really worried
about him. I was like, you're gonna have to get
ankle weights. He was like why, I said, cause the
(28:35):
wind has a name. You're gonna get blown down the
street like tumbleweed. So you're Nigerian, not made for this.
You're not made for that. We're not even supposed to
be here, Like you know the joke that I have
on my half hour I talk about like black people
were not supposed to be here because we're not supposed
(28:55):
to be here. Bro, this ain't this, ain't this ain't
snow hair. That's why I don't trust these Yankee niggas
because they'd be out here like yo, I fucked with
snow like no, no, no, just to get your jeans.
Nigga just doesn't make no sense. You can't trust these Yankees.
You cannot trust these snow niggas. You can't. No, it's
(29:17):
beautiful for two days and then it shuts your fo
Snow is great, and then you know what happens in
New York. This is what happens in New York. You
just watch the layers of snow and just the amount
of dog shit that shows up and all this other
like you're just watching trash show up. Is what happens
(29:37):
when snow melts in New York. Okay, dirty snow, yellow,
just ice, just to snow.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Like.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's why I was when that bomb cyclone hit. I
was like, this is a blizzard. Why are we not
calling this a blizzard? This is just a bunch of
fucking snow. Yes, I'm fully aware that summertime maybe the
time of the hurricane. I'm aware hurricane season starts in
(30:04):
August and runs until about what October. Remember, look, so technically.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Fall it could be fall's fault. I'm not stressing. I'm
not stressing that summer is hurricane season or anything. All
I'm saying is that the heat wave I'd be interested
in what kills more people? Is it the heat wave
or is it the potential blizzards?
Speaker 1 (30:29):
And I can tell you that in a lot of states,
you are not allowed to cut people's gas or power
off in the wintertime. It was funny. I used to
work with this power company in Florida years ago and
there was a big freeze that happened in Florida. Remember
the year we didn't have any tomatoes, Like every like
(30:51):
fast with the places like we ain't got a tomatoes.
There's a big freeze in Florida. The price of oranges
shot up, and the price of in tomatoes were fucking gone.
The price of oranges shot the fuck up because it
was a huge freeze in Florida. And like I the
last time that was a big freeze in Florida, I
was living in Florida, and to see people in Miami
who have never felt forty degrees have to deal with
(31:13):
forty degrees was a wild thing. But you're not allowed
to cut people's So people were calling and like, hey,
you're not allowed to turn my power off. It's the
wintertime and it's freezing. And I was like, well, ma'am,
technically that's not a law in your state, I said,
because it's never been cold enough to pass that law.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
So it's not Yeah, it's cold enough to kill you.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Right, we're turning your lights off. Your lights are already off.
I'll try, But technically this law does not apply to
you because you don't live in Detroit.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
I mean, if you want to miss out on how
great winter is, that's you. That's your life. That's your choice.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
It happens every year, and I suffer.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
All right, Well, look what we're gonna do next. We're
gonna take things away from our show for a second.
We're gonna go to another show in the Daily Show
podcast universe. We're gonna go beyond beyond the scenes ooh
with Uncle Roy, with Roywood, junior correspondent for The Daily Show,
host of that podcast. He's gonna walk us through some
(32:17):
of the behind the scenes between you and I and
how this show came to be.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
And we're bad friends not in things off. Here's a
special clip from the behind the scenes episode where Josh
and I made a guest appearance. We go deeper into
our podcast and we get Roy's input on our very
first debate, Conscious Wrap versus Club Bangers and Uncle Roy
takes the time to really delve deep into this and
(32:49):
really help me help josh And when we come to
the conclusion that knuck if You Buck is a modern
day may grow spiritual.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Act like you've been somewhere before I've been. The song
is all right, whatever, whatever, it's fine, let's let's get
into it.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
I think I'm into this podcast. And this is the
type of stuff y'all gonna be debating on the hold
Up podcast. I think I see where you all going
with this because I feel like I'm getting educated about
something that I shouldn't even give a damn about. But
now I'm fully invested, because josh if you're using violence
as a metric to decide whether or not the song
should be an anthem, our very old star spangled banner,
(33:34):
bombs bursting in air, bombs the rockets, red glare, bombs
bursting in air gave proof through the night that our
flag was still there.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
They just described warfare, Joshua.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
How different is that line?
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Hmm?
Speaker 6 (33:51):
Are you what we hear and knocking you book?
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Are you asking me or are you telling me how
that's a war for independence versus a war for no reason? No?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
If these niggas got problem. Violence is violence. Baby. You
came over.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
Here, bro, there was no reason for the violence and
knuck if you bucked to us.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
There was no violence. There was no reason for the
war for independence. They could have just been like, why
are you talking? If England wanted just acted right and
been like, yo, you're right. Y'all been over here about
two hundred some of my years. We ain't really been
helping with his taxation, with our representation. You know what,
(34:36):
we should let y'all go on about your business. We
should really, you know what, We're across a whole We're
across the whole ocean.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
There's there's there's no way, there's there's no have to
fight for. You have to fight a loaded this.
Speaker 6 (34:48):
This crime, ob says, and I quote hm, and we
negroes be the hardest. So if a negro come and
run his mouth just like an h O, punch him
dead up in his nose and stump his ass down
to the flow.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Now and bucking and ready to.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
Fight, how was that different than gave proof through the
night that our flag was still there?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Josh wow, oh wait, wait, wait the question.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
He's the one, she's the one that Oh my god,
how is this happening right now.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
This is crazy. I'm being gastolt. I'm actually being gasolt.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Asked.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
How are you asking me?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Why why my thing is different than the There's no
reason for any of the fights and knuck if you buck.
There's literally reasons that we're a country right now.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Listen, it's a country that's been trying to kill us
the whole time, when it was fighting for independence, when
they wrote, when they wrote the constitution, it was a
building that slaves built and women couldn't even talk. Okay,
so explain to me. Listen in the words a mob
wife dreaded a vanto. Okay. People always want to say
violence is not the answer, but it is.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let me tell you so.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
In the scenario of the Americas becoming a country, all right,
In the scenario of the states, the colonies formed together
to build.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Up a constitution at a union, all right.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
They felt they needed to fight and oppress regime from
abroad that was taxing them without actually keeping their best
interests in mind. So they're contributing over there while the
others are contributing over here.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
So haters who were coming for they cheese got it
keep going right.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
No, no, no, you don't think.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
The Britain laters on the.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Sunshine we had let them finish, d let them finish.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You're right, you're right.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
The crime and the violence that's being called for and
enacted in Knock if You Buck is against an unknown
party for an unknown reason. No, no, no, there's one
line that's like, okay, if they come over here acting
like whatever, then we must realiate.
Speaker 6 (37:12):
We welcome to the floor.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
But in the other scenarios and the other lyrics, even
in the chorus, I don't I don't think that any
of this has to happen.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
The song is called knuck if You Buck, because if
you are going to come.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
At us, you better be prepared.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
You better be prepared. So the whole time they just
live in a lives mine, in a business and then
someone came over there messing with them. There's a whole
point of the song knuck if you buck. If you
come over here acting a fool, if you acted a donkey,
being squirrely, jumping stupid, if you come over here acting
a fool, I'm gonna be forced to defend myself.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
Here's my question to you, Josh, why does every spiritual
have to be warm and loving for too long as
a race accepting mistreatment. At some point you have to
let people know that you're not. You have to show
people how you want to be treated. You got to
learn people. As my mama Joyce would say, Prime Mob said,
(38:12):
and I quote Josh, you'll be jawless getting close to me.
Bullets busting, constantly, ravaging your city streets, broken bones lay alone,
scattered across the concrete and the land of the fat.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Can't I can't believe that all this is turd dog
like I'm the only one. I'm not saying that every
spiritual has to be the same. I'm not saying there's
some uniform. I'm just saying that, like when you look
at everything that goes into a spiritual, none of it
is this.
Speaker 1 (38:47):
It's just all about struggle, you understand. It's about the struggling.
It's about struggle. It's about getting through struggle. So you
out in the club, manya business right, and it's somebody's
and now you throwing boths like Johnny Cage. You just
came to have a good time, drink over priced Hennessy
in a tiny cup. You know what this has to
(39:08):
do with the fact that Josh said to me one
day that knuck if you buck sounds like a ged
being thrown down the hallway of a juvenile attention center.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
And tell me what part of that is wrong?
Speaker 1 (39:25):
First of all, elitist, okay, elitist.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
Regular high school is not elitist.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
So let me let me ask you all about.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
This.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Listen, they've been through a couple of things. It's gonna
get scrashed off the record when they turn seventeen. Anyway,
they just try and just trying to get an education. Josh,
why was that?
Speaker 6 (39:53):
What are you almost looking forward to podcast series?
Speaker 3 (39:59):
I'm I'm looking forward to making a sentient point at
it being appreciated. I'm looking for it to maybe, I
don't know, just throwing them out there and that's not
that crazy.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And then it's actually, why do you received?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
We hear you, but you're getting rebuttals to things, and
it's just like you're like, wow, how am i the
non sensqual one? Listen, America was born of violence? Okay,
America is born of violence. It's been violent the entire time.
They killed everybody when they got here. They're still killing
us now. So if there's just a song that's like,
hey man, listen, if you come over here, start and shit,
(40:41):
you might lose a jaw. What is wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Look, whether we're talking food or seasons or music, there's
always something for Doucy and how to debate about. And
we want to thank you for rocking with us this
whole season and throughout this episode. If you're listening to this,
you made it to the end. And the next episode
is gonna be wild, wild, wild, because it's gonna be
(41:09):
the YouTube comments episode. We're reading through your comments.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, we look at them.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
We're ready for your comments, I mean, or what you said. Listen.
I know that I've said this podcast many times. I
don't read YouTube comments because I like having self esteem.
But so what I did is I put my personal
feelings aside, dump to look through and see where to
love go, where to love be, and come to find
out y'all.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Really do like me.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And look, make sure to listen to hold up on
Apple podcasts. iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
Because I can't wait to hear about y'all. Roast and
Josh By saying tomato soup is ketchup.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
You just gonna lean on one thing. You're gonna hold
on to one thing for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
You said ketch up with tomatoes.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I heard what I said when I said.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Up, meaning that you're a wild man.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
I'm a wild man.
Speaker 6 (41:58):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
I give you both, you know.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I pour your camels over some fries, bro dip a
grilled cheese in this condiment.
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