"Captain Video: Part 1" Recap Season 5, Episode 25

Season 5 is coming to a close with another two-part ending and the Fanneritos have us excited for this one! Jesse's signing a record deal... again?! The Beach Boys are here... Again?! "Forever" is sung... AGAIN?! We're getting Déjà vu here! But hey, these elements + a great lesson = peak Full House. Join us as we dive into the second-to-last episode of season 5 right here on How Rude, Tanneritos!

Follow us on Instagram @howrudepodcast & TikTok @howrudetanneritos 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:18):
My microphone might get mad at me again and just
leave because it ghost mics.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Well, when you get animated like that, like I could
tell you I couldn't hear what you were saying, but
you were so animated. I'm like, I really want to
hear that.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I was taking my hands and it turned off. Those
of you who don't know, I have a what we
call the ghost mic.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
It is the second mic that I've had, uh, because
we had to get another one because it the other
one kept doing the same thing where it would just
randomly mute men taking it personally, Yeah, I really do.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
God.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Uh, I haven't seen you since Turkey Day.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh, yes, since before we took We took a few days.
I'll eat there, so.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
We took a few days off.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I need a full report.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
How was the How was the turkey in a bucket?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh? Family? It was amazing? Yes, I oh my gosh,
I know it was. It takes like three days of
prep just to prepare for Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Trust me, my mom, let me know. Yeah, all three days.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I thought of Janice the whole time. No, it was great.
The Brian. I showed Michael's mom how to Brian. Oh, Turkey,
it's just out perfect, like I didn't even have. Okay,
So my cousin Philip is a chef, like a professional chef.
Oh so I'm always feeling a little.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Interested in your gros because he's he's cooking. He cooks.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
He works in a retirement home at the restaurant, so
he's cooking for all of the and so he comes
over at like four thirty and he's tired.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
He just about it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
He doesn't want to host it.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
But I thought it. I thought you had like some
executive chef in your family. I was like, wait a minute,
that person needs to be doing the cooking.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Okay, no, no, no, he doesn't. He doesn't even cook
at home, Like he's just like I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah, day, I don't want to cook.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean, neither do I.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So right, So he usually like I'll just ask, hey,
can you just check the turkey for me? Is it
done yet? So he sort of just reassures what I'm
already doing.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
He's your human meat thermometer based my human meat.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I mean, you said I need.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Him to check if it's done. You could do that
with a meat thermometer, or you could ask your cousin
who is acting as your human meat thermometer to say yes,
this is count or not?

Speaker 4 (02:23):
I mean, is it a visual?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Is that what it is? Are you getting a visual
of a human meat thermometer?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The words meat and thermometer and pro human. There's all
sorts of places we could go anyway, anyway, back to
the it wasn't there for any of that. So I
was able to do the entire thing. I had the
meat thermometer, the real one, like the real one, the
real one, and so I did it all on my own.
I didn't need his reassurance. And the bird came out
of the oven, and then he arrived and he's like, wow,

(02:51):
this is this looks really good, Like this is you
did it right? I was like, oh, just it's the validation.
I just needed the validation.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
So amazing. It was great.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
It was such a it was such a great Thanksgiving.
I loved it. I was so tired. I got a
massage the next day.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Exhausted.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah, my legs were so sore just from standing. Yeah,
days and days and days.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
So yeah, but it was It was so lovely. It
was a little sport Thanksgiving. She did great.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Family do with everybody being in the house.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
She was more scared of like the hand mixer and
the blender, Like she was scared of the kitchen utense
kitchen appliances.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, the appliance loud and noisy.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
And so she hid in my closet for like the
first half of the day.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
She was like, I don't know what you're whipping, but
you need to stop it.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
But by the time people started coming over, she was fine.
She just stayed on the couch. She's as I was
saying earlier, she's in heat.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
So that creates the boy you know that was I
had one more hormonal the mix, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, yeah, well, I mean we she just finished her
vaccines and so like we're find like, okay, now in
the clear to get her spade. But then now she's
in heat, so now we have to wait. But she's
she's fully vaccinated. Okay, good she is. So she's in
the humping phase, which is a little awkward front of
company that she only wants to hunt me and she

(04:09):
only wants to hunt my arm that I don't.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Is it, I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Is it a bond, like, is it a dominance thing
or is it a hormone thing? I don't. I didn't
know that female dogs do this. I thought it was
a male dog thing. But female dogs are.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Doing the look female dogs have needs to but.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
The urges, it's it's okay, I don't. We don't need
to start off the day we're talking.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
We don't need to start off.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Female dog is helping your arm.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
But but we could? I mean, I think we kind
of have well, but it's a question that'll never be answered.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I'm warning you in case because she's in my office
with me today.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
So have you said your arm and there's a dog
just humping away on it. I'll be like, do you
need a minute, I'll just keep my arm for the yeah. Right,
Why are your arms up? Why are you doing the
y of the y m z A. I'm just trying
to keep my dog from umping my arm.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Anyways, how was your Thanksgiving? How was Janice? You mean
Janice Sweeten and thanks Thanksgiving? Jana sweet and Thanksgiving was excellence.
She also prepared everything for like three days, even though
she had said she was gonna like farm stuff out
and have other people. No, no, no, no, no, I
knew I was. I said, what do you want other

(05:26):
people to bring? She said, oh, nothing and legible tray.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
She wants the vegeta veg.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Right, and Celia brought the veggie tray. Yeah, no, it was.
It was lovely. It was the you know, it was
the normal amount of sweetened family stress, which is usually
just me like as the fulcrum, and then my parents
on either side driving each other bananas. Miscal found out

(05:52):
the difference between a saucer and a bread plate. Because no,
So after dinner, me and Celia and Emma, I'll go
in the kitchen because we're gonna clear the table, do
the dishes. We let everybody sit, and we'll serve pie
and do.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
All that stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well, first of all, I'm like, I'm gonna make a
pot of coffee. So I go in there, turn the
coffee maker on. There's a switch on the side, and
you push a brew button. Right, I've simple, I'm forty
three years old. I can operate coffee machines. Of course,
said it before, and I've done it at my parents'
house with this coffee machine many times. Why does my
dad come over and push me out of the way
and say that I'm doing it wrong? I said, what's

(06:35):
one button?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Do you mean?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
He said, Well, you got to turn it on first,
I said, you mean the.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Button on the side that I just put. Well, no, no, no,
and he hits it, turns it off, and then he goes, oh,
well actually yeah, that was the one.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Oh right, He.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Goes, well, then you got to do this, I said,
push the brew button.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
He was like, well yeah, and I was like, I.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
But I've got it.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
But that's my dad. He will come there.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
He wouldn't sit down. My Mom's yelling at me to
make him sit down. I'm like, do you think I
have control over that man?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah? No, he needs to be fixing things. He's busy.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
He was not using his cane, like his back was
so bad, not because he doesn't need it, because his
pride is so great that he won't use it when
me and the grandkids are around.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Oh Sam, And he.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Kept coming in the kitchen and I.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Was like, would you go away, sit down? I don't
need you.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
And my mom was fretting over timers for various things
that I didn't have them going, even though I said
I could set multiple timers on my phone and manage
that pretty well. Okay, And anyway, the saucer business so
we're clearing the table. Coffee is made after I almost
screwed it up.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, screwed that up.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I pour it into a teacup, and Mescal takes said
teacup from mom's fancy schmancy china. Takes teacup and puts
it in and gives it to her on the table,
and she.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Says, where's the saucer? And that was like, it wasn't
like it. I don't know if it was kidding or not.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
You know what, it's gonna come off judge whether she
meant well or not.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
She meant it judgy, you know. And so she was like,
where's the saucer And so he goes in the kitchen
and grabs the first little small, tiny.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Plate he sees.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh right, he grabs that and hands it to him.
She goes, that's a bread plate. Oh, the saucer has
the thing. Oh gosh. He comes in the kitchen and
he's like, well, I just learned what a saucer is.
I was like, and don't you forget it.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Don't you forget it? That's so Janice.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, And then she brought up the dollop of whipped
cream joke last year that my friend Emma because my
mom said she just wanted a dollop of whipped cream. Okay,
So we were serving the pie and my friend Emma,
who's like a faue daughter at the house, put literally
like a comically tiny bit a bit of whip cream
on there and served it to my mom and she

(09:06):
was like, what is this? This is I wanted more
than that, Like it was a lying and so we
brought up the great dollup incident of twenty twenty four. Yeah,
and she yeah, and she was still like, well it
was ridiculous, like and I was like, oh my.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Gosh, choke.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
Is that a part of the sweeten lore.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's part of the sweeten lore? It is.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
So Thanksgiving, No, it was. It was lovely. Family was there,
the kids were there. But you know, it's, uh, it's
an experience. It's an experience. It's an experience because it
has to be perfect. And I don't care if it's perfect,
but my mom very much does. So there is always
some tension there in the uh me going you should

(09:50):
really let this go, and her being like, don't tell me,
Why don't you don't say that to Janice? And I
don't say that directly but I know, not directly, but
I'm like, ma, come on, it's we're okay. You know,
it's gonna be all right.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Someday I'm going to ditch my family and just come
to the Sweetened House or the watch.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Just watch. It sounds fascinating. It is a fascinating at
it is it really is.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It is family dynamics, like a therapist would have a
field day.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Oh my god, if a therapist came and sat in
the corner and just wrote it and anyone's Thanksgiving really,
you know, just sat there and was like, oh, this
is a great field study.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah no, but it was good.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
And then I got violently ill Thanksgiving night, and I
luckily it was not my mom's cooking, because I was.
My first thought was like, oh my god, my mom's
give everybody food poisoning.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
She would she would die, right.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That was not the case.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I went down to downtown to the mission to serve
food on Wednesday, and I think I probably picked up
something there, like those stomach viruses are you know, pick
it up on a door handle or whatever. And I
was right handling a lot of stuff and whatever. But
but that was a fun surprise. The whole next day
was kind of ruined. But I feel like I broke
even as far as the caloric intake.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well yeah, but then you didn't get to enjoy the
leftovers or you're not allowed.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
We didn't bring leftover. We didn't, We didn't. We had
not a leftover my parents. We left it at my parents.
We didn't take them. I don't want to that's I
want to do. We don't need them.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
No one's gonna eat them. It's been a week.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I'm still eating off the ham like he's just delicious.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah no, we no, you know. We left there and
I was like, the only thing I would have wanted
was maybe a piece of boys and berry pie. But again,
the later that evening really ruined that.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
So yeah, am darn Did anybody else the house get
sick or just you?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
No, just me me? Which was what made me think
I was the only one that went somewhere like and
was handling a bunch of stuff around a bunch of people. Yeah,
yeah darn it, but I hope I didn't. Don't give
it to anybody anyway. Thanksgiving was great. The Macy's Thanksgiving
Day parade.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Was just this is amazing, This is a journey was
emoting about earlier and I got broker mic.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I got so excited that my mic shut me off.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
No this, So I didn't watch it because I was cooking,
so I had it on, but I didn't watch.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
I please watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade and the Rose
Parade on New Year's I love the Rose Parade. I
am a little old lady and I like my two
parades even though they are basically just capitalistic commercials at
this point, which you're like, whatever, just show me the
dancing musical people and give me. But this year, this year,

(12:34):
and it's all over like the internet and you know,
memes and stuff. This year, whatever elder millennial was in
charge of talent hiring this year absolutely killed it.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
It was okay. We had bust of Rhymes doing a medley.
I forget what. I forget what float he was on,
forget who's what? Little John was on the toys r
rust float nice, going hard but turned down for what
the whole thing Geoffrey the giraffe was spinning like was

(13:10):
add a little DJ thing and his giant head would
flop back and forth and a sunglasses would fly up
and down. Oh, Buster Rhymes was on the I think
he was on the Sesame street, Sesame streets and Buster rhymes.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
This is like, I haven't seen you this excited since
I don't know since your muppets live.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
What I'm saying, this is what I'm saying it. Finally,
I just want it to be known that I have.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I have stuck through it. Heay, year after year of.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Mediocre performances and not great things.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
But you're dedicated.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
You're dedicated, and I love it, and it is a
moment for me. Yeah, this year it paid off. It
paid finally, finally paid off. Filt I felt vindicated. I
felt vindicated as to why I have continued to watch
as if I knew that at some point it would
be cool.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
This raises the expectations for the Have you ever seen
the Rose Parade live? Have you gone out there? I
did it once as a now scout my troop. We
left it three in the morning. We went out there.
We were like, we knew somebody with an office building
access so we were able to sit on the roof

(14:30):
and watch from there. But yeah, it's an experience. That's Hey,
if we ever want to just go sleep on the
streets of Pasadena one night, and then commentary it's.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Not as you know what I mean, but not for
New Year's.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I had there done that, but yeah, it was on
a Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
It was weird. H No, I've always wanted to go
see them in person because I think they're like incredible. Yeah,
and and yet also I look at and I go,
oh my god about all those flowers, Like yeah, but
then I'm like, but what are you to do with them? Anyway?
You raise them and they die, so you got to
use them for something? At thirty, you can. No. I
don't think I will ever want to go anywhere on

(15:14):
New Year's Day, uh with a lot of people, or
New Year's Eve for that matter. Right, well, yeah, I'm
square nightmare.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Oh that used to be on my bucket list when
I was twenty Yeah. Well yeah, like then I turned
like twenty five and I was like, heck can I.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Like, I can stand out in the cold and get
drunk anywhere. I don't need to do it in a
place where I have to wear depends because I can't
pee for eight hours? Wait, how do you pee? Like?
This is this you wear?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Depends where all those people are wearing?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Depends out there? Yeah, I mean I don't know about
all of them, but those that have done it before,
that is, how are you gonna which you're out there, you.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Can't you can't get any It sounds like a nightmare.
It's too many people, it's too cold, like just no. Yeah.
My favorite part of the of the Rose Parade though,
is seeing the people who slept out on the street
the night before, went hard at midnight and they are
sleeping through the entire parade and they're streaking bags.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Right, You're like this was worth it, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I know my mom did it when she was young.
As she said, she went out one year and like
went friends and stayed out there and she was like
it was cold and not really worth it.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
So it is cold, I mean for for California, California,
but yeah, but what an experience. That's Uh, I'm excited
for the Rose Parade. Like who knows who knows to
pop out of the Rose Parade this year?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Who knows what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Whoever was in charge of the Macy's parade needs to
talk to the Yeah, talk to.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
The Rose Committee, Parade committee, give McCall Ombasadena and be like, yo,
I know there's kind of like a little but we
need to we need to like amput up a little up.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, the expectations are high now after the Macy's Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Day Parade, So it's true. I just can't wait to
We're the old people, you know what I mean, Like
this is still going to be.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Our oldies, right, Yeah, it's like, yeah, we should. I
someday we should do live commentary on either the Thanksgiving
Day Parade or the Rose Parade. We should just sit
there like like commentators, but we don't know what we're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Mystery Science Theater. Yeah, oh, I'll make up stuff. Stephanie
Edwards and bog You Banks, God love them. Oh they
do it anymore. Duo the best duo I know anymore.
I know it's different without them. I will really is definitely, but.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
We could do it and it could sure fill in
so much better. And yeah, three three Fanerritos listening would
love it. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely amazing.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Most importantly be fun for us, super fun. Speaking of fun,
should we get into the show and I know we're
just sitting here, I'm sorry, just it was the it
was the parade, it was we had to recap.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
We haven't seen each other.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
And Thanksgiving was a big thing to discuss. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Sorry, okay, we are done with Thanksgiving. We're moving on
now to our recap. Welcome back to How Tan Ritos.
I'm Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we
are finally discussing season five, Episode twenty five, Captain Video,
Part one.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
We're gonna end the season on a part tour.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yes, this is a part tour. I did that this
morning anyway. So it's aired on May fifth, nineteen ninety two,
and it goes a little something like this. A record
company wants to shoot a music video for Jesse's cover
of the Beach Boys song Forever.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh this is the video.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Says well, not in this one. I think it's kind
of next week, right, the rap the Forever wrap. Yes, gosh,
I'm dreading that. I'm dreading seeing this.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm already cringing it. It is so good. My question,
excuse me, my question is Okay, so this this aid May,
this aired.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Part this part tour was this sweeps week?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Like this is what probably put on for sweep sweep.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, because May is usually sweeps, right, So like, so
this is this and and and uh part two.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, it didn't feel like a sweeps week. It was
the Beach Boys caliber.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
That was a you know what I mean, it was
a stunt cast moment.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, well, okay, then I can see that. That's that's
what made it special. I guess. Okay, just yeah, Beach
Boys is randomly stopping by the Tanner House. Again, That's
what they do.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
It's just what they do, and not even an acknowledgment
of like have we been here before?

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Anyway, we'll get there, We'll get there, Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
This episode was directed by joel's Wick. It was written
by Mark Fink and Boyd Hale. And we have lovely
guest stars, like we just mentioned Mike Love and Bruce Johnston.
They are playing themselves as the Beach Boys and we
love them. Molly or returns as Carrie she was in
last week's episode. Uh. And Brian Robbins is playing David

(20:04):
Janna Laurie. You will know him as Eric on Head
of the Class. I was gonna say, I was like, yeah,
I remember, he looked so familiar. He did a million
guest spots, General Hospital, Threes Company, Facts of Life, Night Writer,
Different Strokes, Growing Pains, mister Belvedere like he was.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
He did everything back in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
That's amazing and we love it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
He's he's gonna be back next week too. And then
we have this wasn't listed in the rundown, but this
ken Mary is playing the drummer. I don't know why
he got a special shout out and not Uh the
other rippers. I don't know whatever anyway, I have no idea.
I don't know either. Anyways, he's an excellent, a special ripper.
He's a special He's a special ripper. It's the drummers.
John's like, give the drummers. Give the drummers credit. Yeah,

(20:47):
he loves the drummers. We start in the living room.
There's no teaser. We go straight to the show.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Right to business.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Uh. Danny and Stephanie and Michelle are surrounded by a
group of honey bees as they sing along to the
Honeybee anthem. I've missed this. I have missed the honey bees.
It's been a lot of honey bees.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Yeah, I know they were adorable.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
Buzz Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
And I love that Bob is wearing matching colors. He's
got yellow yellow, a black card.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Again.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
He's such a good dad. I love.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yeah, he's a little honey Bee dad.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
So for the first time, Michelle is wearing the uniform
and the black antennas. Oh boy, and Steph, who retired
her Honeybee status, brags about how old, how her old
hive voted her queen Bee, and Michelle rolls her eyes
at the obvious self praise.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
And I also would like to point out that I
am dressed like a substitute teacher of some sort or
like I'm going to my uh temp office job. You
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It looked very I was gonna say news anchor, but yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Looked very colorful.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
News anchor.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Desk receptionist at a high end law firm was what
it was giving me.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
It's it's like warg You got a note from Jeff
saying ate her up a little bit, make her older
than the honey Bees.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
So good.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, and now she looks seventy.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay you did, but hey, you could pull it off.
You were adorable. Uh. So Danny is leading today's meeting
and he asks everyone to welcome their new bee Michelle,
and they all give her buzzes in response. Then Danny
and Steph present her with her official sash Danny starts

(22:41):
to reminisce about all three of his daughters being honeybees.
He tells the group of girls, I've put three bees
through the hive. I don't mean to drone on, but
who better to drone with than a bunch of bees? Huh.
He laughs at the clever joke, but the little girls
just stare at him with confusion.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I thought it was great. It's any great jokes.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
I still wonder.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I feel like there's probably still a large amount of
people though, that are like that, don't get the joke.
Maybe to drone on the drone bees? Right, Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know if everybody knows what they're
that their reference is.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Well, I thought it was funny.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
I thought it was a hilarious joke.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
No, I thought it was great. It was such a
dad joke.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Such a dad joke. It was such a Danny Tanner joke. Yes, yeah. Uh.
So he places the sash on Michelle and she notices
that there are no badges on there. Stephanie explains, you
have to earn them by doing projects. You know, I
had so many badges I had to wear two sashes.
In fact, I earned a badge for earning the most badges.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Shut up stuff, not too much, doing too much.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
I love it though. She's so proud. It's her pride
and joy. Are these accomplishments she worked for me. Shelle
rolls her eyes once more and says, somebody, he's bragging again.
So all right, Michelle's calling you out. But hey, you
worked hard on those badges. You deserved bragging.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
You're damn right. Yeah, exactly how many you know how
many baskets I had to weave and and and and
uh cornbreads I had to cook with the power of
the sun for so many.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yes, churning your own butter.

Speaker 7 (24:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Yeah, you have a lot to do, yea. It's a
busy honeybee, well earned badges. Next in the studio, Jesse
and Joey are dressed up in their Lumberjack Jess and
Ranger joe uniforms.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Why the first I was like, why what are you doing?
Why are you in your outfits?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
You're at home right, Why aren't you in your sweats?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Maybe they needed I was gonna say they they had
to be in character. And so Jesse is performing a
new theme song for the show. When the song ends,
Jesse asks if Joey liked the new song, and Joey
Flatley responds, you're fired. Jesse assumes he's joking and says, oh,
I get it. You want your name first. You're such

(25:06):
a baby. He begins to reformat the song when Joey interrupts,
forget about the music, You're still fired. Jesse's in disbelief.
So Joey explains that there's been some budget cuts at the.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Station, damn, and they must have cut mister Strawbridge too,
because they got this guy hiring and firing people right.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
They're like, why did he start?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Why did he wait until the song? Like, couldn't you
have mentioned this like when they woke up that morning,
or when they like why did Joey before.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
He put his lumberjack out? For like, why did they
went to the trouble of lacing up those giant boots
that time?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
That's at least six minutes per boots, right, But Joey's
just in the you know he's watching right right, Yeah,
it's just so funny. So Joey adds, I almost said
to them, hey, if he goes, I go. But I
really like it there, Jesse stammers, you're really fire me,
I'm fired. He points to mister Woodchuck and shouts fire him.

(26:05):
He picks up the dummy and continues, Look, I'll do
the dumb jokes and wear the stupid outfit. I'll do
anything but sit on your hand. Toy reminds him that
mister Woodchuck doesn't get paid a salary. Realization hits. Jesse
can't believe he's begging to be on a kiddie show
and he's jealous of a bucktoothed beaver. He shakes his

(26:28):
head and admits, this wasn't my dream to be on
a kiddie show. You know what, this is a sign
I'm going to put all my energy right back into
my music.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
He walks over again again.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I can't when did he take his energy right back out?

Speaker 2 (26:41):
I don't think he ever did he take his energy
out of the music? No? Why are we Why do
we keep revisiting this? Why is he always angsty about
his music career when he's never really stopped his I
don't know. You're not meant to watch the show in
successions every week for two years straight, so that's why.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Well, yeah, actually, yeah, you are well actually there's a break.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Literally the entire.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Way that you're supposed to watch this.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Trek in one season. We need like to take a
four month break in between season five and six. We're
not doing that. We're going right into into season Sixto's
do that though. You think they are also very forgiving. Oh,
they are very forgiving. That's true, that's true. Okay, So
to Jesse's dreams. Back to Jesse's dreams.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
He walks over to his cassettes and declare the cassettes.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
What a vision those cassettes.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
He walks over to the y to the inscribed rocks
that hairy the musical tune.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
He says, I just heard of this new label, fat
Fish Music. I'm going to put a great demo together
and get it to them right away.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
He just used the last four demos.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Is he short on demo tapes?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Like? Yeah, it doesn't seem to me.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
No, He tells Joey. Thanks, you actually did me a
face for Joey takes his thanks and responds, if I
had known you'd been so happy, I would have fired
you weeks ago. Okay, this this felt quick. This like
I like this Lumberjack duo. I'm sad that we only
got like one episode.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
With the Lumberjack and I criminally got one episode with
mister Egghead and the Professor. We only got one.

Speaker 6 (28:21):
Episode with the We got the Dance, a handful of
episodes with the with the jingle writers, you know what
I mean, Like, yeah, yeah, it can't get too attached
to anything Jesse does because his energy has got to
go back to his music, I guess.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
But I enjoy it more when he's playing off of Joey,
like it's they make a great duo, and they they do.
I I'll talk with you, No, I'm with you with
me on this, but it felt fast. I feel like
they could have done They could have introduced Lumberjack Jess
earlier in the season and rode that wave for a
few episodes instead of just dropping it a few episodes later.

(28:54):
So anyways, in the kitchen, kitchen is decked out in
posters of space and the Spanish flag.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
From the Tanner family storage unit.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
They just happened to have a Spanish flag. Yeah, got me.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Do we have any Spain stuff down there?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Like do we have a.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Giant sized Spanish flag that I can borrow? Yeah? Yeah,
it's just right down in the attic and posters.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Like she's got a lot, She's gone to a lot
of work for this presentation. We see DJ, who is
dressed like a Spanish flamenco dancer. She even places a
flamenco hat on comet and admires, Oh, comet perro mui bueno,
which means good dog in Spanish. Kimmy walks over, and
she's also dressed as a Spanish flamenco dancer. And I

(29:39):
loved this outfit. It looks great, felt great too. She
looks around and admits, you sure are going to a
lot of mucho trouble. DJ explains that she has to
get her dad in the mood before telling him that
she's going to Spain. He worries when she goes to
the mailbox. Kimmy cannot relate to this. She tells DJ,

(29:59):
my parents were really excited when I told them about Spain.
They already bought me a one way ticket.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Oh we Kimmy, Poor Kimmy, I know she doesn't even
get that they don't like her. No, she's oblivious to
this child abuse.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
DJ calls out to everyone to come down to the
kitchen and on cue Steph, Michelle, Becky, Joey, and Danny
come downstairs.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
This is This family is the quickest people to enter
a room when called that I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Right, It's almost like they've been just waiting at the
top of the stairs to call them most so, Kimmy's
got a one way ticket to Spain. All the whole
family comes downstairs and DJ greets them in Spanish. Ola
me familia, and Kimmy translates she said, hello, my family.
Danny responds, whoa kay passa, and Kimmy translates for him too,

(30:45):
he means what's happening. DJ responds, yo cosina una komita
espanol especial paranos, which means I cooked special Spanish food
for us. But Kimmy scrunches her face and confusion and
tries her best to translate. She either said dinner is
ready or it's time to clip your nose hairs. Danny's

(31:07):
curiosity gets the best of him when he sees Comet
wearing a hat. He asks DJ what she wants and
how much it's going to cost him. She responds, well,
there's this summer study program in Barcelona, and Danny immediately
responds no. DJ continues, I'll get to live with the
Spanish family, and again Danny says no. She tries again,

(31:28):
I'll study the language and expand my horizons. Doesn't that
sound exciting? Danny shuts her down with a final no.
She attempts to twist his words, so you're not saying
that I'm not allowed to not go right? And Danny
doesn't even begin to comprehend this sentence.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I didn't even too many. That's like a triple negative.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I han't even begin, and DJ admits she was just
trying to get him to stop saying no. Becky steps
in and asks Danny to at least think about it.
She points out this is D's chance to learn about
a new culture. Joey chimes in, come on, Danny, remember
the summer we took that trip together, and Danny scoffs.

(32:08):
We rode our bikes to Oakland. Stephanie asks her dad
when DJ's in Spain, can I have her room?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'm priorities.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Danny reminds DJ that this is a big decision, so
he needs time to think about it. DJ starts to
beg calling it a once in a lifetime opportunity, and
then Kimmy speaks up, don't worry, mister t I'll be
with her every minute. As we sample the art, the music,
the tango. She presses play on a stereo and a
tango song starts. She grabs Danny and forces him to tango, saying,

(32:43):
come on, mister t we want to see the world.
Danny goes along with it, giving her a dip, and
then he twirls her out the back door. As Joey
holds it open. He says, let's start with the back
door audios. Joey shuts the door and holds one arm
up and says, O, hey, that was a good bit,
Like that was a that was very funny. I forgot

(33:04):
about it and I was like, oh, that's really funny.
DJ asks if they can sit down for dinner because
she's serving paea.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Remember when Wan Pablo's mom h came and May and
we all had she made us homemade paiea for JP's birthday.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh that was the biggest delicious dish. That was the
biggest thing ever and it was the best paia I've
eversode delicious. So everyone responds in Spanish saying moui bueno
and gracias, and then Michelle announces prematurely who's ready for dessert.
Stephanie brings over a tray of small bowls with chocolate

(33:40):
pudding and explains that Michelle's trying to earn her first
Honeybee badge for cooking. Danny shrugs, I guess it wouldn't
hurt to have dessert as an appetizer. Michelle tells them
that she's calling it Michelle's pudding Surprise. Becky wonders what
the surprises, and Joey's face sours as soon as he
takes a bite. He thinks the surprise is cheese. Michelle

(34:03):
grins and says surprise. DJ cringes as she tries to
get through her bite. She asks Michelle why she put
cheese in the pudding. Michelle tells them it's velveta cheese.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Oh this is getting better and better, right, I mean, look,
I love some good velvita because it's not really cheese.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
But but that's exactly the.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, it's too many, Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't think they
would mix well either.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Anyways, Well, it's little hunks of it, I'm sure, you know.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
So Danny choose on his pudding and realizes there's also
olives in there. Michelle asks her family, don't you like it,
and no one is able to hide the disgust on
their faces, but they still try to nod with reassurance.
Then Michelle asks how come nobody's swallowing and they all
win says they swallow the chocolate e cheesy olivey concoction disgusting.

(35:01):
Then Jesse comes back from his meeting. Becky asks how
it went with the record company. Jesse tells her, so far,
so good. At least they've heard of me. They're going
to listen to my tape and get back to me.
Then he unknowingly grabs a spoonful of Becky's pudding and continues,
let me tell you guys, I have a feeling something
good's gonna happen. And once the pudding hits his taste buds,

(35:21):
he immediately regrets it and spits it into Becky's napkin.
He shouts, that's not it, that was awful. Danny tells
him Michelle cooked it, and she sadly admits I was
trying to get my honeybee badge.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Jesse, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
With that one. Well you didn't, yeah. Jesse tries to
recover and says, oh, it's awfully good. He eats another
spoonful to prove it and guesses bell Vita and olives
is it. Michelle tells him he can stop eating it.
She knows he doesn't like it. Jesse tries to make
her feel better by giving the pudding to Comet since

(35:57):
he likes everything, but Commet takes one sniff of the
pudding and puts a paw over his face. In disgust,
Michelle shrubs in.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
His little hat.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I know, he's so cute in that little hat. It's
just so tolerant, like comments, I hate this. So do
we think? Okay, why is Danny so against uh DJ
going to Spain?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Because I think Danny's just uptight.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
So it's not like a money thing. I thought, it's like,
oh well, I need to.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Look at this money. This family. This family bleeds money.
This money isn't there's no object in this.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Right they Yeah, they just.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Decked out a kitchen in Spanish flags, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
They've got extra money later everywhere. Yeah yeah, okay, so
it's not money, so it's just him money.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
It's just Danny being up tight and over protecting.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Okay. I was thinking, let your kid go abroad.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
If there's not a financial let my kids go abroad.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
I encouraged it.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Oh absolutely, I want to broad even but yeah, it's
the best. It's the best. They everybody said, your kids
abroad if you can. Because he went to.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Japan, She's going to Europe this summer. Zoe's gone to
Germany and Switzerland. She's going to Costa Rica.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Yeah, oh fantastic, explore. Don't be a Danny Tanner. Let
your kid go if you can. So next, we're in
the attic. Jesse and Becky are sitting on their bed
playing with the twins. Jesse gives one of them a
raspberry on his belly, and the baby tugs a piece
of hair out in response.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Nothing like the death grip of a baby. It's true. Hair.
You're like, just all of a sudden your panic because
you're like, if this kid pulls, I'm gonna have a
clump of hair pulled out of my head.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, because it's done. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
They they don't let go like that.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
You have to physically force their hands open, because yeah,
nothing like a baby grip. H Jesse takes one look
at this hair and nervously asks Becky what color is that?
She coughs gray before telling him in a normal voice.
It's a light shade of black that resembles color gray.
Jesse's in complete shock, so Becky reassures him that there's

(38:04):
only a couple. He jumps off the bed runs over
to the mirror to see for himself. How can I
have gray hair? I'm only twenty nine? Oh my god,
I forgot he was twenty nine. He's literally I we
He said that, and I was like, no, you're not.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
You're like because I have always thought of Bob, Dave,
Lorie and John as like in their thirties, I don't know,
like thirties, the adult that was adult age shaite, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Likes are parents? Like that's what I thought as a kid.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
You know, well they yeah, exactly, I mean, yeah, I'm
just they're old.

Speaker 6 (38:38):
Now.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I think, now that I know what twenty nine is,
I'm like, you were, Oh you were an infant, you
know what I mean? Like, I think that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yes, he did not. Yeah, I'd be pretty.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Bummed getting a gray hair at twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Yeah. So yeah, and his hair is his identity. So
I get that he's you know, unhinged about this, but yeah,
twenty nine that bumped me too. I was like, no,
I know.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I was like wait, and then I was like, it's
been ten years.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
No, actually it's only been for si.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah. Now that actually with track because he was twenty
five and he looks the same like he's sixty.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Now he looks exactly the same, so it's like, yeah,
he's forever twenty nine. So when Jesse sees that he
does have gray hairs, he panics and tells Becky to
yank them out. As she's about to, she reminds him
they say for every gray hair, you pluck to grow
in its place. He immediately tells her to drop that hair.

(39:29):
Becky tries to be optimistic. At least you have hair,
and then Jesse starts to panic about his receding hairline.
He claims he can feel it in his sleep. He
jumps over to a nearby drawer and grabs a measuring tape.
He measures his forehead in the mirror and gasps, oh,
my god, it's moved four millimeters north. He predicts that

(39:49):
he'll have one of those foreheads that goes all the
way to the back of his head, a five head. Yeah.
Then the phone rings and Jesse jokes, see the words
out it's probably the hair club for men, but to
his surprise, it's David Jenilari from Fat Fish Music. But
shortly into this phone call, Jesse responds with they disappointed.

(40:09):
Thanks for crushing my dreams so fast, and he hangs up.
Becky overhears and tells him that she's sorry. They sit
down with the Twins and Jesse tells her about the call.
They said, they like my music and they like the sounds,
they like the look. They just don't hear a hit single.
Becky tries to make him feel better. I know it's disappointing,

(40:29):
but you can't let it get you down. Then she
has an idea. How about tomorrow you me and the
boys spend the day together, come down to the studio.
The Beach Boys are going to be on the show.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Just what happens to be popping by.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
And Jesse shakes his head, but Becky insists, come on,
they're your friends. Jesse says he doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Be Wait, have we determined that they're Jesse's friends now? Well,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
They acquaintances maybe, but I don't know if i'd classify.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
That's what I'm like, John is friends, but looking through
your friends I'm like, how much has Jesse had to
do with the Beach Boys other than than the playing
the drum on stage at the coliseum and going to
the concert.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
That's kind of the last time we saw the Beach Boys, right, he's.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Got right, he's had Yeah, the first and last time
we've seen them was then, and this is their second appear.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah, in three seasons later, they're friends, So I.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Mean, I yeah, I don't friends. Could maybe give you
a good word of mouth with the fatfish guy, but
what else?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Yeah, well it does pay off later, so U. But Jesse,
he's despondent. He says he doesn't want to be around
them because they had hit records at age eighteen and
he's almost thirty and he has nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Wow, that's something to say to your wife and twins.
I'm thirty and I've got nothing, beautiful wife, healthy children,
place to stay up in the at it. Yeah, you
live in an attic, You've got amazing studio in your basement.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
You've got nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
You've gotten four record deals.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, oh, Jesse. So Becky reminds him, Hey, life is
not a contest. Things happen when they're supposed to. Very true.
But Jesse thinks thinks his time and his hair are
both running out. The sad music takes us to a
commercial break, which tells us we're supposed to feel bad

(42:26):
for Jesse, but again, I'm like this just it feels repetitive,
you know, it just feels like we've done this.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Feel we've beat this dead horse.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Yeah a lot. We beat it.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
We brought it back to life, gave it a little
like little shock paddles, you know, and then then it
like started going down again, and we brought it back right.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
And I get going in and out.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
This is the life of a musician, of an artist.
They're always chasing streams and getting rejected. That is very
much a normal part of this life. But for a
sitcom that's only twenty two minutes long, and it's it's
like it's too repetitive.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
So I don't know, I just feel Jesse's done a
lot of like sidekick kids gigs into getting a record
deal and being or getting fired, then being excited because
he gets a music deal and then winds up being
back being a kid's sidekick again. Yeah, it's strange. It's
a strange, uh like cycle to get stuck in, but

(43:20):
it is.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
But I actually prefer when Jesse uses his music through
these different avenues like kids shows or no I love it.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's just it's great. But it's just such a like
the fact that that happened twice. Well, I forgot that
Joey was also auditioning for mister Egged.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
People run again, these people run this town.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Well, my point is Jesse's always chasing the stream of
being a famous rock star, and it's like, there there's
a lot of fish in that sea, Jesse and I
got a fish. Oh, there's a lot of fat fish
in that sea.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
So go.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
You know, you don't have to be the most famous,
most adored rock star. Just you play the kids shows
and that's where you because you're relatable. You know, you're
a family guy. You're not.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
You think that Jesse the character is looking to be
relatable or is looking to be a rock god.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
He wants to be a rock god.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
And I disagree, and tell that I disagree. I'm not
saying I don't think it's the choice he should be making.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
You know what I'm saying, he's not going to make
another one.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
How many times is he going to get rejected before
he realizes Hey, maybe that dream isn't for me. I'm
going to go where I do shine, and that's doing
kiddy shows or mister egghead or.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
He hasn't held himself to that yet, he hasn't realized
that it's.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Yeah, yeah, he needs some therapy and more than Michelle.
He needs more than Michelle. He needs more than we'ven
Michelle is this point. Next in the kitchen, DJ is
attached to Danny's hip as she pleads, come on, the
suspense is killing me. Can I go to Spain with

(44:59):
Kimmy your Danny pours himself a cup of coffee, pretending
to be unbothered, but DJ persists, I know, when you're
trying to make a decision that could change the entire
course of my life, the last thing you want is
to be pushed. He gives her a knowing look, and
she continues to invade his personal space, and she realizes
I know I'm pushing, and she finally backs off. Danny

(45:21):
puts his hand on her shoulder. I told you, I
just have to think about this a little more, okay,
and he walks out of the kitchen, which.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
I get, I get it.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
It's a big decision.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
It's a big decision. So he's the kids are always.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Like that, like what about now?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
What about what about you? You're like, well, at least
let him sleep on it for a night or two,
you know.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Right.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Then Becky bursts through the door and asks DJ where
Jesse is. DJ says he's upstairs, So Becky calls out
for him to come down, but Jesse tells her I'm
kind of busy. She shouts back, this is really important,
come down now. Then Becky turns to DJ and says,
uncle Jesse is going to flip. Mike and Bruce from
the Beach Boys are here. Of course they are the

(46:05):
way this family just casually gets famous musicians to do
house nuts and fuller with new kids on the block.
Just stop and.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Buy Tommy had Tommy Page, We got new kids got yeah,
come on.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
In, this is a trend, they both scream, before Becky continues,
I promised them some good old fashioned home cooking, so
she instructs DJ to call chicken on wheels for her.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Also, Becky looks fabulous. She looks studdying, but I was.
I was actually like, that's a pretty short skirt for
like a morning show though. Oh she looks great though,
But I thought she was coming from some like. She
looked like she was going somewhere fancier.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Then wake up San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
When she came back, she's a little risque. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's why they came to the house.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
It's not just for chickens.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
She's like, look, I'm gonna show a little leg whatever
I gotta do to get them here.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
She's determined to raise Jesse's spirits.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
She'll do yeah, anything she has to do so she
will raise the hemline.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
So uh.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
DJ runs to the phone. Becky opens the door to
welcome Mike and Bruce inside, and the audience cheers when
they see them. Mike immediately asks Becky when do we eat?
And DJ responds from the phone. In thirty minutes or less,
Becky calls for Jesse once again, so he comes running
down with hair dye in his hair, plastic wrap around

(47:28):
his head, and a towel around his shoulders. He asks
Becky what's so important? She points to Mike and Bruce.
Jesse's embarrassment instantly shows, and he says, oh, the beach boys,
and Mike responds, oh, miss Claire al Jesse shakes their
hands and lets out a nervous laugh, before turning to

(47:48):
Becky and thanking her for the warning. She defends herself, well,
how did I know you'd be dying your hair? And
why are you dyeing your hair? Jesse shrugs and responds
in a soft spoken tone, Because I'm worth it.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
That was the claaral tagline. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
I was like, yeah, because he's worth it. There was more,
there's a lead up to it. I can't remember, yeah,
but the ending was because I'm worth it. Becky goes
on to explain that Mike and Bruce came over to
jam in Jesse's new studio. Mike chimes in and eat
Becky's home cooking. Jesse wonders Becky can cook, and she
nudges him, and he quickly corrects himself, I mean boy

(48:27):
when she cooks look out. Then Jesse tells them he
can get his bandmates over in ten minutes so they
can play again.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Have you ever gotten across San Francisco in ten minutes
and they're.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Just waiting by the phone, waiting. You know, the Rippers
are very available for well, they're.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Right, they're under contract. They can't do anything else unless
Jesse calls him.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
He's probably hiding them in the attic, you know.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Like there's probably right there on the they're in the
they're in the little the huts in the in the back.
You're right right, they got there was a whole little
like band yeah, like a band closet.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah yeah, Jesse adds, it'll give me time to comb out,
rinse and otherwise I'll streak. He's still on this hair thing.
So was that whole gray hair thing just to set
up for this bit where the beach boy see him
with his hair dye and plastic wrap? Is that the
entire point?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
I don't know. I don't that's a I don't know
what came first, you know what I mean, the bit
or the beach boy.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, I don't know what, or the bit.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Or the gray hair. Yeah, I like, do we want
this to be the bit or do or is Jesse
freaking out because he's I think it's also maybe like
that it adds to the his panic of being almost
thirty and not having a hit record. I think that's
kind of what it is. Is it's one more obvious

(49:50):
change that he's aging.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
You know, it's almost like a pre midlife crisis where
he's like, I'm getting older and I don't have anything
to show for it, even though he's got a wife and.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah he's just children.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
He just has it's not even a midlife crazy. He
just has crisis.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
Crisis, Yeah, just crisis. Okay, that then I approve. I
approve of this. Then. If it's not just for a bit,
if it's character development, I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
I think it's character development and the bit fit in nicely.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Okay, I like that. Then I like that. So down
in the studio, Jesse and the Rippers are singing Forever
with the Beach Boys. Here we go again. The rest
of the family is watching with their chicken on wheels,
dinner set out before them picnic style. Which is this
the most tannered thing ever?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Why would we do that? You have a table table upstairs,
they had loud in there. It would be so loud.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
It's such, it's so tanner. It's just of course they
have a picnic downstairs set up with complete with with everything,
the plaid little blanket and the dish chicken.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Yeah, I laughed.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
So you know what I did notice though, it was
a cute little moment, and I noticed it.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
I was sitting next like on the floor, next.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
To Bob, and at one point you cut over to
the family more like singing, and I'm just sitting there
holding his hand, ah and like the music's going and
I'm like just hold We're just like I'm holding his
hand while we're like singing or whatever.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
And I was like, oh, I love that.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I didn't notice that. That's very organic too, you know
that was not scripted. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Like I said, I always I look at pictures or
things or whatever, and I just I kind of was
always sitting next to Bob.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, he was cute. Yeah, so sweet. Uh So they
finished the song, everyone cheers and Joey compliments them in
his surfer voice. You guys, that was totally excellent, and
Michelle repeats, totally. Mike is excited to eat. Mike's got
a one track mind.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Here's Yeah, He's like, give me this food basement.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah. So uh they all go sit down with the
family and Jesse is beaming. That is such a cool song.
I sing that song to Becky at our wedding. I
tell you, if I had a song like Forever, I
bet your Fat Fish Records would sign us like that.
And he snaps. Bruce just casually tells Jesse, you want it, you.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Got it, because yeah, I give up, you know, publishing
rights on a hit song. Who needs you? Who needs Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Who needs money for work?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
We need Coleslaw and and a basement picnic. That's it.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
He's so casual about that. And then yeah, he politely
asked someone past the Coleslaw like it's just another.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Tuesday, although didn't wasn't Forever a Dennis Wilson song?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Yeah, I thought so, he wrote.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah, So maybe they were like, do what you want?
You don't know, Yes, he's here, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Maybe that was it.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I don't know. It was very funny though, how the
way that these challenges just come they come to easily
to this family, These solutions come.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Up family, They're just insane.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
Luckily, Jesse is shocked. Appropriately he's shocked. He asks Mike
if that would be okay, and Mike responds just as casually, sure,
as long as Becky keeps cooking up food like this.
Becky laughs, I'll give you the phone number, I mean,
the recipe. Jesse tells them that normally they record something

(53:26):
they write, but since no one is buying it, they
might as well, record forever, might as well, Yeah, take
a boy song. He makes himself feel better by pointing
out that Elvis never recorded anything he wrote. Mike wonders
what it would have been like if Elvis had done
a Beach Boys song. Jesse doesn't Elvis impression of Surfing USA,

(53:49):
and Mike admits, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah, that was the combo that no one asks now
but we got. But it was great. It was so weird.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
It was so awkward, like, yeah, that's a hybrid that
nobody wants or asked for.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yep. But you know what I will say is this
reminded me that randomly last week I got the song
Surf in USA stuck in my head. You did, but
just the part where it goes a bushy, bushy blonde
hair do surf and USSA. And I'll tell you how
that happened. I was leaning over to my print, to

(54:23):
my paper shredder to plug it in, and I thought, oh,
don't get your blonde do just like a stuck in
the thing. And then it was like she was in mind.

Speaker 8 (54:36):
And then all day just that lyric, just that part,
just that part, you get the weirdest earworms, like at
least this has like a reason by it.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
There's a source.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
They all have it.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
There's they just have a reason.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
But the reason is weird, you.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Know what I mean, Like like the how we.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Get there is strange every time.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
But yea time, bushy blind hair, dude, don't get it
stuck in this shudder. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Just rewrite the lyric.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
You should re record this. You know I'm gonna say this. Yeah, Hey, Usa,
sure why not pass the goals law?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Class the goals law please? So everybody starts singing Surfing USA,
and we wrap up this awkward scene. Next in the kitchen,
Jesse walks upstairs from a studio and he's holding a
cassette tape. Meanwhile, Michelle is at the table mixing something
in a big bowl. He says hi to her and

(55:32):
asks her to give him a good luck kiss. He explains,
I've got this great version of Forever that I cut
with the Beach Boys, and I'm taking it down to
Fat Fish Records. I'll tell you something, they're gonna love
this baby. As he starts to leave, Michelle asks if
he'd like to taste her new recipe. He turns around
and gives her a nervous smile, saying I'll take just

(55:52):
a really tiny sample. Just give me a really tiny sample, okay,
And instead, Michelle shoves a huge scoop of the stuff
into his mouth. Jesse winces at the taste and asks
her what it is, and she says it's tuna cream.
Jesse asks, so that would be tuna shelter fish?

Speaker 1 (56:12):
What you had, gaffelta fish like sort of A it's
like a like a creamy, gelatinous uh like fish. It's
a it's a like a very typicalt Jewish deli thing.
It's not the consistency of it is. No, it's not
a thing. But yeah, that was what would remind me of.
That was like, oh, tuna cream, tuna cream like it'lly.
It's like a like in a like you can get

(56:34):
it in like a jar, you know what I mean. Yeah,
it's it's a thing.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
It's a that's the thing. That's that's the thing that
won't be on my shopping list. But that's okay. I
also don't like ice cream. I don't like milk. I
don't like ice cream. I'm just I don't like.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Ice cream rely either. Well, really it's not true. I
like gelato, but I'm not. I'm not. I'm not an
ice cream person. There is a life changing gelato spot
by my house, and that is that I will Okay,
I'll get into that later.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
But yeah, so that later, Okay, I'll come visit the
gelato shop.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
But yeah, gelato's not as cold so it doesn't hurt
my teeth.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Oh is that why you don't like ice cream? Because
its your teeth? Oh? Yeah, I just don't find it satisfying.
I don't know if it's because.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
It's Yeah, I don't either. Yeah, I'm like it's I
need a bready Carbi dessert.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Yes, give me a patty.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I'm a pastry person, not an ice cream Oh. I
want to just cake like Michelle.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
You and Michelle, they just give me cake, so he.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Jesse spits out the tuna cream and Michelle sighs at
his response, I'll never get my cooking badge. But Jesse
doesn't like that she's down on herself. He begins to
tell her all about perseverance. She asks Pursa what He
tells her that it means you never give up, and
he uses himself as an example. I've been plugging away

(57:45):
at this music business for ten years, and I've been
writing songs and taking goofy gigs. You know why, because
I will do anything to keep my dream alive. Cue
the montage.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Oh gotta love a good montage.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
See the montage of Jesse and his odd jobs as
a musician, from his on stage Elvis impersonation to his
Kitty Crispy's jingle, his time on Mister Egghead, the time
he sang to the kindergarteners is jingle for Denture Cream,
when he performed as Vulture, and his gig at the
airport with the diplomats.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
I forgot about most of these. I was like, oh
my god, this is this is insane.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
He has done a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
You know, he has done a lot.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
He's done about him. You know he's making it well,
just do what you gotta do when he can put
his pride aside. This guy shines so good for him.
I enjoyed this montage. Actually, I will give it credit
where credit is due. We fade out of the montage
and Jesse says, see what I mean, Michelle.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Yes, in my in my mind's eye that we shared
the screen I do. It's so weird.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Because Michelle responds, you were desperate like, didn't she read
his mind? Yes, Jesse nods, yeah, I never gave up,
and you know why because I got and Michelle finishes
his sentence per severance. Jesse gives her some cooking tips. Okay,
you like pudding and you like cheese, so you put

(59:13):
them together. You like ice cream and you like tuna,
and again you put them together. Stop putting things together.
Just try one thing, Try something simple. Michelle thanks him
for this excellent advice, and they say I love you
before giving each other a kiss. Jesse leaves. Michelle looks
down at her tuna cream and smells it. Her face
sours as she admits, what was I thinking? Then she

(59:36):
scoops up some more and smells it again before deciding
it needs olives. Do you remember the girls, like, did
they the olives on their finners when they would put.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
Yea that do anything?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Or did they actually eat them or.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Was it just you actually ate them. No, you'd put
them and you'd stick them on your.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Finger n I just remember they were like olives on
my finners.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Is how they finners is my finers. I got alive
on my fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
It was a funny, funny little bit in the living
room Kimmy and DJ are following Danny down the stairs,
continuing to pester him about his Spain decision.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Your outfit, by the way, and this is so cute.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It's so tight. It's so dancd I use my tight era,
which I didn't love.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Well, you looked I thought you looked adorable. You looked
really cute with the leggings and the little dress over
it and the zip.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Yeah, it was cute.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
It is very fashionable. It's cute and fashionable. I was
just ann, just teenager. That was like, all right, put
me in some sweats. So they sit down on the
couch with Danny sandwiched between them, and he finally tells
them this is a decision that I've been wrestling with
all day. And if you know anything about wrestling, which
I do, because I was dorm champ in the one

(01:00:45):
hundred and forty five pound class, you know I was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
How was he the dorm champ if he was nineteen
when DJ was born.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
I don't, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
He couldn't. Did he go to college and live on campus?
I mean, that doesn't make sense. They had they had
a baby.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Wait, maybe it was his freshman year it's fall semester,
freshman year eighteen. Got it, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Maybe he graduated early seventeen, Okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
So he says, I was really wiry back then. They
used to call me the human pipe cleaner, and kimm
what wait, what are you laughing?

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
You don't want me to explain it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Is it better or worse than meat thermometer?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I'd say it's a lateral move. Yeah, a human pipe
cleaner is I don't know. Yeah, there's I feel like
I've seen that video. Okay, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
Jimmy interrupts to tell DJ forget it because she is
not going DJ argues it sometimes his rambling means it's
good news. Kimmy wonders aloud, right in front of Danny.
How do you know he never gets to the news.
DJ responds, through gritted teeth, Kimmy, don't be rude. He
might change his mind. Jimmy reminds her, we don't know

(01:02:03):
what he's gonna say. Maybe we want him to change
his mind. DJ argues, maybe he hasn't made up his mind,
and finally Danny interjects, maybe you want me to lose
my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
This was actually a funny bet it was cute.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
It was a good bit. Yeah, it's funny. DJ begs
him to just tell her the answer. So Danny asks,
you promise you'll write me every day. DJ responds, of course,
I'll bring stationary and then it hits her and she squeals,
I'm going you're letting me go. Thank you, and gives
him a big hug. Kimmy grins. Good decision, mister t

(01:02:38):
she already told the school.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
DJ's eyes widen and she insists, I said yes unless
my dad says no. Then Stephanie walks into the room
with a platter of popsickles. Becky and Joey, each carrying
a twin, follow behind her. She presents the treats in
front of Danny and the girls and says, oj on
a stick, get them while they're cold. They all grab

(01:03:01):
one to eat and they're pleasantly surprised. Becky even gives
one to the babies as their very first popsicle. It's
a cute little happy tongue there, right. Joey does a
French accent to complement the treat. Fruity, sophisticated, yet mischievous,
and best of all, it comes on a stick. Steph

(01:03:23):
asks if they really like them, and everyone nods. So
she announces the incredibly talented chef who made OJ's on
a Stick is our very own Michelle Elizabeth Tanner. Sheel
runs in and boasts, I did it. I can cook.
They all congratulate her on earning her first Honeybee badge
and she nods, thank you. I may open a restaurant.

(01:03:47):
The confidence in this family just should be studied.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
It's nobody ever. They don't run into any like interference.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Those are challenges in life, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
There is, but they're entirely self made, you know what
I mean. There's a challenge, but it's usually just that
you need to get over something.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
And yeah, it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I love it. This family can do anything and they.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Will and they will.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
So.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Then Jesse walks in with David Jenilari from Fat Fish Music.
He introduces David to the whole family. Jesse gives the
man praise, saying he has the best ear in the
music business. Stephanie comments, that's strange. Yesterday you said he
wouldn't know good music if it fit him on the
and Jesse covers her mouth before she can finish that

(01:04:37):
sentence and laughs it off. He explains that he brought
David here to tell everyone the good news. So David
takes it away. I heard the kid's tape of Forever
and it blew me away. I'm not even here, so
I had no choice. I had to sign him. Everyone
jumps up in excitement and starts congratulating Jesse on getting signed.

(01:04:57):
Jesse's pumped again and again again. He says, I'm finally
gonna have a record out. Ten years of struggling has
finally paid off. You toured Japan hasn't come yet, but
he didn't Becky was pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Where did he tour?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
And with what record label? I don't I don't understand.
You don't understand. H So Michelle chimes in. She says,
because you got perseverance, and David points to her and says,
cool kid. Then he pulls Jesse aside to ask, when
you think of major superstars like Michael Jackson or Hammer,

(01:05:34):
what do you see and Jesse guesses funny pants. David
shakes his head, No, you see dancing. Jesse's confused, So David.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Is the second he was like, you see dancing? I
was like, oh, do I know what's happening next?

Speaker 7 (01:05:53):
Yeah, I'm already cringing. I'm already cringing excited. I can't wait.
I might just watch the episode night. Oh yeah, can't wait,
and done again next week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Jesse is confused, so David reveals that's why we're gonna
take that sweet little song of yours, re record it,
turn up the energy, pump up the beat, and make
the hottest dance video ever to hit MTV. Jesse admits
there's just one small problem. He doesn't dance. David brushes
it off. Come on, a guy with your looks and

(01:06:26):
talent can't dance. I don't believe it. The rest of
the family chimes in, believe it. Comment's a better dancer regardless.
David tells Jesse not to worry. He puts a hand
on his shoulder and confidently states, when we get through
with you, everyone in this country will be dancing the
jess Man. Jesse looks out into the distance in horror

(01:06:48):
the jess Man, and the episode ends with two be continued.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Cliffhanger, jess Man, did this Do you remember that song? Okay,
hold on, let me back up a little bit. Do
you remember the Simpsons coming out with an album? No,
they did okay, right around this time. Oh really, and
there was a song called the Bartman. Oh yes, yes,
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
The Yeah, I I may have had that CD. Look
at you, Jordan, I was like ten or eleven, but
h and I loved the Simpsons, but that's what it
reminded me, was to do the Bartman.

Speaker 2 (01:07:28):
I wonder if that's where they got the just man
ideas from the Bartman.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Right, I don't know a little.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
I don't know what. Yeah, I'm not sure which came first,
but but it definitely.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
This is just I'm excited to see John dance because
it's gonna be hysterical.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
I can't wait for you. At least it gives us
an explanation as to why the hip hop version of
Forever true.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
When we talked about this, you know what I mean,
we were like, yeah, what are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Wait? Gary was like yeah, we did a rap version
and we're like what.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
We were like, whoy?

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Now know why? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Okay, so this makes sense. It was David Jenilauri that
insisted on this. It wasn't Jesse's just going along with it.
I'm exciting. I don't know John in physical comedy. I'm
ready for it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Always great. Yeah, Oh, him not being able to dance
will be hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
It will be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Yeah, and I haven't I don't even remember what happens
in this next video.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
I'm oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
I'm very excited. It's going to be absolutely ridiculous and
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
It's going to be a fever dream and I'm here
for it and you're going to make fun of it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
I'm just along for the ride. Did you have any
everywhere he looks?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
I did not know, but I loved your holding Bob's hand.
I think that's a great where you look because I
didn't notice it. So I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Yeah, in the scene where we're all having our our
band picnic very and it stuck out to me because
I noticed, like it was like the music was going
and we like it didn't I didn't have to be
you know what I mean. It wasn't like it was
part of the scene or anything. It just I was
just sitting their own Bob's hand and just hold him.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Yeah, that's yeah, it's so heartwarming. Yeah, I love that.
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
But yeah, that was the only little moment that I
had that was perfect. Yeah, we had some returning rippers.
We had to uncle carry Geller. We had Harry, we
had mullets, we had mullets, we had Lannie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Lannie was there. Yeah that's right. Uh and then the
drummer that was named in the credits, but yeah, not
really given a line. That's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
Yeah, but it was good.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
I think it was a good episode.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I don't know if there's a whole lot at Steak
really for a two part finale of season five. During
Sweeps week, the stakes don't seem very high. It's like, Okay,
he's either going to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Get a record deal or he's not. I feel like
they are going to come back. Are the Beach Boys
going to come back?

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
Oh? Do they come back?

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
Are they in the video?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
That's what I'm saying is that does something go wrong
and then they're like, wait, they we got to come
in and then they do you know what I mean? Like,
I don't remember what happened. So this is going to
be interesting. But I'm wondering, like, did the Beach Boys
come back?

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
This is the so they're leading up to the Hip
Hop Forever? Is this also when they do the I
think then they release black and white, Yes, forever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yes, that's the end of the.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
That's the end of the next episode. Okay, okay, so
all right, it's a lot of Jesse, it's a lot
of music. It's beach boys. I guess that's where we
have a finale season finale.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yeah, oh no, it's the I have a feeling it's
just going to be absolutely peak full house, peak full house. Yes,
I'm and their ability to just pull focus it's just amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:32):
I love it. I love this show.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
It's crazy, this amphibian, it's Amphibian.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Well, I think that's all we got for you, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
So if you want more, make sure you're following us
on Instagram at Howard tan Rito's or you can send
us an email at how Red podcast at gmail dot com,
or you know, send us notes, messages, questions, whatever you want,
your own cassette tapes of Forever. I don't know, whatever
you want, but send it in and and we will

(01:11:00):
see you guys next time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
We will.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
And remember the world is small, but the house is
full of tuna cream, just full of it. I just
tuna and I would not eat tuna cream this So no, yeah,
did you ever have the did you ever have the
mac and cheese ice cream from Van Luin.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
No was that Kraft mac and ge How was the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
They sent it? It was an interesting flavor.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
It wasn't what you thought it would be.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Really, was it good? Or I would expect it to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
Be terrible, wouldn't do it again. But you know it
wasn't terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
It didn't give you a stomach virus, so that's good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
No, okay, not that I remember. Anyway, Everyone have a
lovely time, don't eat tuna mix with ice cream, and
we will see you next time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
A