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August 20, 2024 71 mins

Bad boy Jesse is back as Dr. Dare!! Scott Baio makes a special appearance as Pete, who plays a big part in bringing out that wild side to him... How do Andrea and Jodie feel about Jesse's old habits resurfacing? Furthermore, how do they feel about Danny's fashion makeover (and why is he actually rocking that tiny ponytail)?!

 

Plus, "the doggy ate my aus cream!" is Michelle's catchphrase this episode and we want to hear your thoughts... Do you love it or hate it?! As per usual, we'll be stating our opinions on EVERYTHING during this week's episode of How Rude, Tanneritos!

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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let me pin you. Oh yeah, I guess I could
do that. I would forget to do then. Yeah, then
your head's a little bigger. There. Oh, there we go.
Look at that, which feels a little more like a
way intimate conversation. I pinned myself. I don't want to
pin me. There we go. I'm like, there we go.
Got it? Do you want to do this podcast by yourself?

(00:39):
To know? I don't say.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I was like, wait, I don't want to look at
myself bigger. I need to look at a b bigger. Yes,
you know, one of these days, one of these days,
I'll get it. One of these days everything.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Will go great. Well, but I won't know about today.
It's probably not today. I don't know what it is. Uh, hi,
ab Hi, Jody, Sweeten, how's it going. It's uh, it's
going good. Actually, it's going Uh it's going pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I've gotta do some some back to school shopping later
this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
With the with the kids.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
And yep, we had we went out to a very
lovely dinner last night at Boulevard Steak here in the Valley.
We went for our anniversary slash Miscal's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Oh yeah, that's a one day apart.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, yeah, Miscal's birthdays July thirty first, and our two
year anniversary was July thirtieth, and anniversary you thank you
and uh and so yeah we had the we had
the girls with us and we went out to a
lovely dinner and and celebrated and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah it was great.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
So so it was nice. That's that's really gonna been
two years. Well that flies by two years, two years married,
and we're coming up on seven together. So yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
That was such a beautiful wedding. Thank you. Outdoor wedding
is beautiful. Weather was top days. Yeah, there were tacos,
which makes everything better. No, it was.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
It was a really lovely day that I actually remember,
like I very I was very present for the day,
which is not always the case, I think for big
events and certainly not for me, like I'm usually just
an anxiety ridden Like, oh my, I was the least
anxious I.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Had been in a very long time.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Like I was just like, the day will be whatever,
it's fine, We're gonna have fun, like I was.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, it was great.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't know who took over my body for that day,
but she was relaxed and having a great time.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
But put me in a grocery store and I can't handle. Yeah,
what a gift. No, but it was I loved having
you guys there. It was just yeah, it was such
a special day.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
But yeah, we've just been we've been doing that, celebrating
that super mellow. I got us really because you know,
two years is cotton. Oh it's cotton, Okay, Okay, So
what kind of.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Gift do you give? So I caught I got us
on Etsy. I got us these.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hoodies because we both wear hoodies all the time, but
got hoodies. His is like a navy blue and mine's
kind of a dusty pink.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Uh. And then it has.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
The anniversary date embroidered in Roman numerals on the chest
and like the opposite, so it's like his is embroidered
in pink and mine's embroidered in blue. And there's a
little initial on the sleeve that says like his says
Jay Hart and mine says m Heart cotton sweatshirt. And
then it's and the it doesn't say you know, it

(03:36):
just is a bunch of Roman numerals, so.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Like you don't really know what it is.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
It's not like super you know, it's not like one
of those like I'm with stupid sweatshirts or whatever. It's
kind of a little like low key and download, which
is you know how how we are for sure and
it is so you guys. And then he got me
which I almost bought for him, so it was funny.
But he bought me a little pair of custom socks

(03:59):
that have our street stuff on it and says like
two years down, forever to go.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
So those were also cotton. Yeah, that is so thoughtful
and practical. I love thoughtful, meaningful gifts, but they're practical.
It's not like it's our first anniversary I did. It
was not practical, but it was funny. Oh what was Okay?
What's the first paper paper? Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Right, and and so again on Etsy because that's where
I try and find the interesting, creative, handmade gifts. It
was a toilet paper roll that's embroidered and it says
happy first paper anniversary on it, and it's and it's
a running joke with us.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's just it's it's stupid. It's one of those married things.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But like I got him other like another lovely little thing,
but like that was kind of the silly joke one.
But yeah, every year I try and do something that's
like coordinated to the you know, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
But yeah, I love the embroidery theme. I still have
the blanket that you gave out with the M and
J date. I mean, Holly loves it now, no offense,
but that's like her favorite look that that was a
lot of that was like pets. I mean, I'm like,
I wouldn't be thrilled that a pet loves like true, yes,
she loves it exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah, but anyway, Yeah, we've been up to the last
couple of days and and then just melting in the heat.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, it's hot, it's hot. But are you watching Olympics?
Are you watching all of that? I have been. I
haven't been watching it live, but I have been watching
like the you know, the the snippets caps and the
I mean, I just I loved it.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
It was I mean the whole thing. I mean, it's
just so French. The I mean, the opening ceremonies were
just so French. I mean Marie Antoinette holding her head
and singing. I was like, I'm here for this, and
it was, you know, stunning.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
It was great. I loved visually stunning. I couldn't take
my eyes away.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, it was beautiful and colorful and fun, and I yeah,
I really enjoyed it. And then uh yeah, and then
of course, you know, I didn't watch some mobiles live,
but I watched her, you know, after and I read
my news mostly, so I don't, like, I don't watch
a lot of stuff, but I like watching the like
kind of the recap videos. Just I want to see
just her, you know what I mean, Like I can

(06:10):
sometimes do want to sit through three hours of it. Yeah,
and we been watching watching scal had the the surfing,
the Olympic surfing on of course Chase his brother's a
pro surfer and he's a surfer, that's all if so
we didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Well, yeah, his.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Brother is an announcer for the World Surf League. Yeah yeah,
he's one of the like big wave or was but
one of the big wave surfers, like the big fifty
foot giant ones.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Okay, yeah, so they're they're into surfing. Did you catch
the little the little ooopsie? The cameraman caught a surfer
going back out into the ocean to catch a wave,
and like, I think his his trunks, his swim trunks
came down and the camera zoomed in at that very moment. Oh,
I didn't. I mean, I didn't see that. I'm watching
my Olympic coverage through all the memes.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Like that's yeah, that's where I get right, I'm like,
what should I be watching? Whatever the memes are about?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, if you follow Tara who works she's an iHeartRadio producer, Tara.
I don't know her last name, but I say soundbath,
even though that's not how you pronounce it. The won't
the broken foot, she can't the lamping trip. Anyway, She's
posting the most incredible memes. And that's how I get
all my Olympic news. I love it.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I get yeah, I get mine from uh les dog Leslie.
Why can't I think of her last name right now?
SNL Ghostbusters, hilarious black woman comedian. Oh oh my god,
I am someone helped me. Like it's Leslie Jones.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
There we go. Leslie Jones is hilarious on her social
media watching the Olympics and like just talking and like
she records these videos like of the Olympics and then
she's just talking over them and there it's great. Yeah, funny,
that's that's so funny. It's almost as fun as watching
the Olympics as watching reactions. Watching the reactions, Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah. And you know, uh, pommel horse guy who may
or may not be Guy our editor Michael.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, he's a dead ringer for the pommel horse guy
and the swim cap retriever guy Bob his only.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah right, yeah, exactly, And I mean he's everyone was
thrilled to see that guy. That's we were like, yeah, right,
It's like when the janitor comes out at your like
school thing to somebody spilled something and they and it's
like in the middle of a red thing and everyone
gets just like cheers for them. Yeah, I'm just here
wiping something. I'm just here doing this silly thing.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Please. Yeah, guys, yeah, no, he's the MVP. Like it really,
he's so funny and he looks a little bit like
Mark Sandrowski, like you see like a little white shot
of it. All I could think was, though, have you
ever put a swim cap on your head? Okay, no,
I've never even tried. I don't, I don't you It's

(08:55):
it definitely leaves him Mark. You know what I mean.
It is it's a head cone.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It is a it's like a it just sucks to
your the they have like two of them on. To
be more, that's what one of the she had one
on and what and I think one came out. But
I think they have like two. I think the swimmer
sometimes have like two of them on and it does
get like case one does fall off, then they still
have one or anything.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
But let me tell you, I can't imagine. Like it's
just it's must squeeze your head into a point to
make you more aerodynamic, because it's it must. How do
you not get migraines? How do you how does the
blood get to your brain? I mean it's off your circulation.
That's you know, Look, you're an Olympic swimmer. It's at
least of your problems, the true true.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
But yeah, I just uh yeah, swim caps are a nightmare.
And I was like putting two of them on. Oh
my goodness, that's like trying to take after your work out.
I can't be a swimmer.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
It's no, I can't do that. Well, that's so that's
the reason why you're not a swimmer. I mean, yeah,
I showed a real ability for it, uh at about
three months old, but I couldn't handle the swim cap.
So yeah, now, smart decision, my peanut. I mean really,
I was made.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I was made quite aerodynamically with my very tiny head,
so I think I would be a great swimmer.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
It's not very tall or long arms, but a lot
of resistance there, you know. Yeah, and the swim cap
is still too tight on your head. That is saying
a lot, right, I can only I mean, my god,
wow wow. Anyway, well, you know what, maybe I'll move

(10:36):
into skeleton racing the head first down the slalom or
down the bob sled. Yeah, I'm just I'll just move
into that for the Winter Olympics, you know what I mean. Okay,
so you got two years to train? Yeah, all right.
I don't know how LA is gonna top this, Like
so l A Los Angeles is getting I don't know.
I'm just like, I'll tell you that much. What. Here's

(10:58):
our traffic on the four oh event going to be here?
I not I there is no way that we won't
be able to get around town.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
No, I'm like I'm stuttering because I'm like, if you've
given LA, you.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Already know that's so bad.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hell, that is traffic, and yeah, now we're gonna have
Olympics here.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, I'm not. I don't know, I'm going to handle it.
I'm leaving for however long the Olympics are well. And
we don't have like good public transportation here, you know,
public transportation.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
And we also you know, there's a lot of people
on strike right now that are like we we are
we don't getting paid.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Enough for this.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
You know, it's a lot and I I remember when
they said LA was going to have the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I was like, oh, gow did we get that bid?
Like how did we win that? Bids? Decided that that
was a good idea, But I mean, I know it's
carible idea.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You know, they always say it's a huge thing for
the economy and is and then I think I think.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
In a lot of ways it's l A is uh
is already like max capacity. Yeah yeah, so anyway, and
we just don't have as many beautiful sites as Paris.
Like yes, there's there's our right of THEMG in a

(12:24):
wild Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I'm like, okay, Well, I mean I don't get me wrong,
I love La. I am an l A native, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, which,
but we're realistic, but realistic about LA that we that
we can't fit a bunch of tourists in you for
the Olympic can't anyway.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
But but do you remember when they came the Olympics
came to la in nineteen eighty six. No, you were
probably two, four, you were four, Okay, so maybe you remember.
I remember watching the torch. The torch went right by
my house practically, and I remember standing out there.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
No, I don't remember. I don't remember that. I just
remember my mom at the Olympics. My mom has always
watched gymnastics and figure skating. So those are the two. Yeah,
those are the two things that were very important in
our house. Oh, yes, those are the best sports to watch.
I mean, they'rey exciting, amazing. Yeah, but you know, hats

(13:19):
off to the women's rugby team.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Uh, they chilled it. So yeah, we're we're doing all right.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
The only time that I'm remotely at all like patriotic
about stuff, I'm like, yeah, that right.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I keep saying that.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Somebody was like, I have no other time, Am I
really that patriotic about the country? But damn if I
don't call like a bald eagle while I'm watching the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
And I was like, yeah that I get that I
get that. Yeah, Like I'm not athletic at all. I'm
not athletic. I don't like this. I'm not lying, you know.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'm not the like American flag wearing gay No, not me.
But with someone Viles out there loudly, I will lose
my I will wrap myself in a flag and put
a bald eagle hat on.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
And just be all about it. You know. So it's
an amazing two weeks. It really is true. I can't
think it's only two weeks. Yeah, like, so much happens,
a lot, a lot does have to happen. Well, should
we get into this, should we get into you know,
recap today? I mean people are like, are they going
to recap all of the Olympics at the air, like

(14:19):
weeks after the Olympics. This is going to air the Olympics.
We're going to have to listen to our Olympic thoughts anyway.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
And also it does sort of tie into today's episode,
which is season three, episode nine.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Doctor Dare rides again. Mm hmm. If motorcycle riding on
legends were in the Olympics, well, Jesse get a, Yeah,
he might have been an Olympic champion for Yeah, riding
dangerously on alleged you never know. Yeah, all right, well,
all right, well, welcome back to How Rude Tannertos. I'm

(14:53):
Andrea Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we are discussing,
as Jody just said, Season three, episode nine, Doctor Dare
Rides Again. It originally aired on November twenty fourth, nineteen
eighty nine, and it goes a little something like this
when one of Jesse's former buddies drops in unexpectedly. It's
a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they reminisce about

(15:15):
their reckless days from the past. Another Jesse centric episode,
another trust Me. I've thought so many thoughts, thought, so
many thoughts, so many thoughts. I was like, is he
having a breakdown again? Well, all hold my thoughts. We'll
get there, my thoughts, We'll get there. Don't worry, okay.

(15:37):
It was directed by Billy fausta Coffee Coffee Coffee, and
it was written by Rob Daines. And we have some
fabulous guest stars, so many, none other than Scott Bayo
as Pete Bianco. Of course, he's best known as Chacci
in The Fonsa's cousin in Happy Days and of course,
the starring role in Charles in Charge, and a whole

(16:00):
bunch of other things, but those are the two biggies.
And you could tell by the audience's reaction that this
was a big deal in nineteen eighty nine. Yeah. Next
we have Shanna Shanna war Oh I said that right, Yeah,
wa Shannon war war War I think could be heard

(16:22):
another twenty minutes. But next we have Shanna war as
Donna and this is her only credit on IMDb again
just killing be Yeah, She's like, I'm never doing this
again and she left acting. And then we have Roger
Lodge as Roger. Roger's a familiar face. Yeah, Roger Lodge
is a good friend of John's and has been around

(16:44):
in the Full House extended family forever.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Even before he was on the show. Roger was kind
of always around, sonyway always around.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
That's why I'm thrilled in his episode he gets a
credit rich is awesome because he set a line so
they had to pay him, right, And this is his
first of three appearances on Full House, so I can't
wait to see him again in seasons coming up. And
then we have Robin Donnie and another familiar face.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Robin Donnie was one of our stand ins for the
for the kids, and Robin was so wonderful, just loved
her so much, hilarious. She was a super funny, talented,
like improv comedian. She was in like she did like
Second City, I think here in La and I'm just
really really funny. But anyway, yeah, she was.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
She was there at the party. She's the one that
like kicks it off. She's a tambourine player. Yeah, and
she's like just such a dynamic personality and so outgoing
and so good with us as kids, and she was
so lovely. And this is her first of three appearances
on Full House as well, so we'll see her again,
although I believe she plays a different character each time,

(17:53):
but I'm excited to see her again. She was also
on Susan Suddenly, Susan, Perfect, Strangers in Living Color, and
Friends Like. She did some major guest appearances here. Good
for her. And last but certainly not least, we have
Sibby Daniella as band member uncredited. But get this, she
also appeared on Night Court, Falcon Crest, and Star Trek

(18:15):
The Next Generation and she's uncredited for all of those things.
Who's this woman's manager? Like she needs better representation. Why
doesn't she get credit for these things? Maybe she doesn't
want it. I don't know. Yeah, forget this right, I
don't know. That's weird, that is that's interesting. Yeah. Anyways,
glad that at least she gets a credit on this

(18:35):
her credit. Yeah, and also uncredited is uncle Gary Kidler. Mmmm.
So him and his red curly mullet and suck glasses. Yes,
mister cool guy. Yeah, he is just the best if
we're talking about he's been on the show a bunch

(18:56):
and uh yeah, we did an interview with him many
many months ago, So if you want to go back
and listen to that, if you didn't catch it the
first time, it's a great interview. All right, So we
start with the teaser. In DJ and Steph's room, Danny
tells the girls they need to name their new puppy.
He asks me, he asks Mischelle. He asks Michelle for

(19:18):
a name, and she suggests Michelle. Danny reminds her that's
your name, but she says she likes it. Steph and
mister Bear suggest the name mister Dog, and DJ rolls
her eyes and says, what are you gonna name your
future kid? Mister baby? And Steph shrugs, not if it's
a girl. She's very matter of fact about these things,

(19:39):
you know, She's like this. Miss Danny thinks they should
name the dog something that fits its personality, like huddles.
DJ enthusiastically tells him she has the perfect name, She suggests,
comment because he's fast and has a tail. Ah. So
here this is the origin of Comet. It was DJ's idea. Yeah, yeah,

(20:03):
it was DJ's idea. I just still can't believe that
we've that we missed out on the cleaning product reference. Honestly,
really like they there was no throwaway line about cleaning
products or Danny holding Maybe they couldn't. Maybe they couldn't.
They couldn't clear it, So maybe that's why. I don't know,
But yeah, what a missed opportunity. I always thought it
was they thought was named after the cleaning product, right,

(20:27):
who knew? So Steph admits that she can live with
the name Comet, but Michelle protests, I like Michelle, and
she walks out of the room confidently with her hands
on her hips. This is a This is a rare
occasion where the teaser actually has relevance to the show
and to the whole series as a whole truth.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
But it really this one was not just about Michelle.
It was it was about the dog. It's about the dog.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
And then the name stuck, and then we had Cosmo
and Fuller House. So yeah, we continued with the space theme.
Love it. So next in the kitchen, uh, Becky's in
a hurry. She calls upstairs to Danny, telling him they're
gonna miss their plane to La. He finally runs down
luggage in hand, and he reminds the family to watch

(21:13):
their show tomorrow. Becky reveals that they'll be live at
Fashion Expo ninety and they're getting total fashion makeovers.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Well, they're there Fashion Xpo ninety. I feel like that
was that. That was that board game.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Now the mall madness, but it's similar Fashion Xpo ninety.
I just all I see is shoulder pads, shoulder paid
shoulder pads, floral designs. Yeah, there's so many things. Yeah, yeah,
lots of denim, maybe denim on denim. Lightwash, yeah, like
the acid wash for sure. But yeah, no Fashion ninety.

(21:46):
I just I feel like that's a lot of like,
like women with shoulder pads and very angular outfits. Yeah,
angular outfits. That's a good description, So Danny warns the
family that he's lee as Danny Tanner, but he'll be
returning as Danny's style. Stephanie asks if Comet can sleep

(22:06):
in her bed while he's gone. Danny tells her no,
because Commet sleeps in the kitchen, and no, she cannot
sleep in his box. Danny and Becky say they're goodbyes
and head out the door. As soon as they leave,
Joey announces that it's time for him to make his
extra messy ice cream Sundays, and Steph points out that
Comet would like one too. Jesse jokes, well, if Comet

(22:28):
wants a Sunday, you should go tell him to go.
Chase the Good Humor Man. Good Humor, of course, is
the ice cream brand known for their their ice cream
trucks and mobile vendors. So Steph decides to distract Michelle,
yelling look pee wee herman. Michelle excitedly turns her attention
away from her Sunday and Steph gives it to Comet

(22:50):
Chocolate ice cream.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Though it was some sort of like liver some pats
he that was actually in the bowl. Oh it was
not Okay, it was definitely it was not actual ice cream,
because that would make the dog very sick.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, I kept thinking that the whole time, like that
dog's Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
No, it was not that, but but yeah, I watching
me attempt to wrangle the dog.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Was I was like, oh, I was impressed. That's a
lot of prop prop. That's a lot of handling of
thaying like you have a live dog, do yeah, a
live squirmy little puppy. But I was scream Oh, I'm
sure you were, but yeah, you handled that very very well.
Michelle turns back around to witness comment scarfing down her Sunday,

(23:33):
and she sadly tells everyone, Hey, a doggie ate my
iuce cream? Was this? Were we trying to make ice
cream a thing? Or was it a thing that they said?
I was going to ask you the same thing, because
it's so Yeah, it sounds like she was coached to
say ouce cream instead of ice cream. But I don't

(23:53):
remember them saying that. I don't over again at that
particular time, and they don't really reference it like that.
It's not reference later in the episode. Yeah, but it
became a thing of ice cream. I seem to remember. Yeah,
it was like a little like funny Michelle mispronunciation thing,
but oh okay, and so it comes back, and.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, it does come back, and like I was like, oh,
this is kind of where the ice cream started. But
I was like, but why Oh yeah, I thought it
would just to look like cute.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Because she's a toddler and mispronounces things. But oh okay,
well commission accomplished. But yeah, I thought it was. I
thought it was leading up to a joke, and then
the joke never came, and so I was like, oh okay, yeah,
ice cream. Yeah, hilarious, the driest hilarious. How do you
really feel, Jody? No, I mean it was just I

(24:42):
mean you were there, You're like, but the joke never came,
and I was like, and you said it, and then
I was like, yeah, there it is. It's hilarious, dying.
I wonder if you were waiting, still waiting s Joey
picks up Comet and brings him away from the ice cream,

(25:03):
and Michelle scolds him bad doggie stuff tells her not
to have a cow. Michelle repeats bad doggie step.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Besides, she's and the ice cream and the atmosphernuncia.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
She is in a bad mood this episode, and she's
allowed you know, but it's yeah, she's in a bad mood.
Steph decides to take DJ's brand new Sunday and give
it to Michelle while giving DJ the half eaten one.
DJ is grossed out, telling them she doesn't want a
dish of doggie drool, and Candace is once again wearing

(25:39):
her signature color way the mustard yellow, the black.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
You know that shirt though, I will say that one.
I don't know if we've seen it before, but it
I'm pretty sure that's also what Captain Jean Picard wore
on Star Trek the Next Generation.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Oh, it's exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It is exactly, but I'm telling you, but Sir Patrick
Stewart in his in the yellow thing, or maybe he
was a different color, maybe there was, maybe it was
was it data one of them was one of them
yellow and the black, and it was like almost the same,
exact like lot.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I'm telling you. It's yeah. That's where gives needed the
little over a little like the little thing. Yeah, so great. Yeah,
she moonlights as a Yah, it's a tricky the Star
Trek crossover you didn't know even happened. So just then,

(26:39):
the front doorbell rings and Joey goes to answer it.
Michelle calls out for Uncle Jesse, telling him once again
the doggie ate her ice cream, and he decides to
cheer her up by singing. Meanwhile, Joey answers the front
door to reveal Scott Bayo as Pete, and the audience
goes absolutely nuts, crazy nuts. This was the height of

(27:02):
his Charles in Charge fandom. Do we think that John
got a little jealous of the amount of screaming girls? Bo?

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I don't know, maybe, maybe not, But I feel like
he won the battle in the long run, So it's.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Okay, yeah, true, Yeah, good point your moment now, Scott
hold downhill from here? Yep. So Pete looks at Joey,
confused and asks where is he, and Joey, who is
also confused, asks who he's referring to. Pete's looking for
the Ess Man, the Big Jay, the jesture himself, mentioning

(27:38):
he hasn't seen him in three years. Joey tells him
he's in the kitchen with the girls, and Pete perks up. Girls,
all right, it's the same old Jess. It's like he
knew I was coming here. Wait in the who just
walks up to someone's door, though, and goes where is he?
Like what this is writing character? Though this is true character.

(27:58):
I can be like, again, this is the Tanner House.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
People just walk up and say the most outlandish, inappropriate,
boundaryless things, and then this is true and then.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
We have very on brand for full house. It's very
on brand for this character. He's like, he's like Jesse Pi.
But yeah, yeah, yeah, he's confident. He's a little cocky.
You know, that's that's all right. So they walk into
the kitchen where Jesse is singing Farmer in the Dell
with the girls while they hold hands and walk walk
in circles around him. Yep, Pete sneaks into the dance

(28:28):
circle and Jesse stops singing. Immediately. He shouts Pete Banco,
you dirt bag, and the two go back and forth,
insulting each other before giving each other a huge hug.
Mild insults for two adult men. I will say they
were very PG. I mean, there were kids in the kitchen.
At least finally they learned and somebody kept it peg
with kids in the kitchen the one time. This might

(28:49):
be the only time they didn't make out, so you know, yeah,
and I can't believe I'm about to say this, but
I love the chemistry between John and Scott Bao like
they seem like they were friends from a long time ago.
This was good. This was really good.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
I don't know what they're I'm not sure what they're like. Yeah, yeah,
but they don't. They seemed to play, you know, pretty well.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
They played off of each other very very well. It
was it was very believable. Pete tells Jesse that he
just got back from Europe, where he learned how to
say trust me, babe in twelve different languages. Then he sorry,
it's just such so creepy. I don't know, it's just
like it comes off. So yeah, anyway, trust well in

(29:33):
twelve languages. How long was he in Europe? He guy
was like, you said, he hasn't even three years. Oh
three years, okay, so that's enough time. That's enough time
to go to twelve different countries. And it's Europe. You
can hit twelve different countries in like three days. You
just you know, very on the train driving halfway through
Texas here. So yeah, exactly. So Jesse begins to tell

(29:59):
the girl all about the first night he met Pete.
They got in a huge fight over these two girls,
the Scarchella twins. They were beating each other up until
finally they stopped and realized this is stupid. There's two
of them, Jesse and Pete laugh while the girls look
at them completely unamused. Like this place right now? Yeah,

(30:19):
thank you girls. It's yeah, just like what is happening
right now? Like these it's.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Like this walked in and I went, oh, this Jesse's back.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well yeah, yeah, this one didn't bother me as much
as the previous Jesse meltdown me.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It just but it was I guess again watching them
in quick succession like this, like when there was weeks
in between and seasons in between, watching.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I'm just like it is having another meltdown. Yeah. Well,
I think Scott BeO took some of the pressure, Like
Scott BeO took some of the toxic masculinity. So it
wasn't all Jesse, did, you know? He really did. He did,
and that's the whole Like I feel like Jesse's previous
tantrums were just kind of like he's just something he

(31:07):
came up with, but this was because Scott and challenged him,
So I feel like that's why Jesse went where he went,
so that's why it didn't bother me so much, because
we Jesse has changed, as we have seen in previous episodes,
where the hell am I? Oh? Yeah, the girls are unamused. Yeah,
we're back to unamused. Jesse introduces Pete to the girls

(31:31):
and Michelle greets him by telling him the doggie ate
her ouse. Scream.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
She's not like this, just shitload this episode. You know,
she's just angry about the dog name.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
The ice is bitter. Yeah, she's bitter. She's not gonna
let it go. Jesse introduces Pete to Joey, mentioning that
he's his advertising partner. Pete stops him, surprised to hear
he's now in advertising advertising, He jokes, are you turning
into a suit on me? Whatever happened to the old
doctor Dare? I used to know and love. Dj asks

(32:03):
who's doctor Dare? And he tells her it was Jesse's
nickname because he never turned down a Dare. But now
it seems like Jesse's getting a little soft boy. Here
we go, Here we are, that's all, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
For some stupid decisions. Sorry, I can't say I don't
understand that when someone dares you and you're.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Like well, what I'll do it. I will Yeah, no,
it's relatable, but yeah, this is you know where this
is going. So Pete starts to egg Jesse on, asking
if he thinks he can still keep up with him.
Jesse doesn't hesitate. Please, it's a piece of cake. So
Pete dares Jesse to keep up with him for two days.

(32:47):
Jesse accepts the challenge. The guys run out of the
kitchen and Jesse shouts doctor Dare rides again, and then
he quickly runs back in, saying, but not in this
apron and he struggles to rip the apron off himself.
Had another cowboy aprin too. It's really uh it was
I liked it and John is so funny just getting
tangled up in it. At the end. They have more

(33:07):
physical comedy in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Oh yeah, so yeah, Jesse just uh yeah, just just leaves.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Joey's like, oh so just me cool for Joey. Now
he's got like a puppy and three girls.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Can imagine someone just peacing out like we got kids
for the weekend and a new dog and all of this,
and someone's like later out and.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Just leaves with some dude that just showed up at
your door. Yeah, this is yeah. I would not be
happy if I was Joey for sure. When Joey's the
most responsible one in the house, you know that something
has gone awry. There is a big problem. So later
in the middle of the night, Jesse and Pete are
singing together as they stumble up the stairs after their

(33:51):
night out. Jesse shushes Pete, saying the kids are sleepy,
and they continue to whisper sing. We cut to Djan
and Stepp's room. Dj is awakened by justin Pete's jam session.
She asks. She asks Steph what's going on, and Stefph says, hey,
let's go find out. Before they leave, Steph tells Comet
to stay there and keep her pillow warm and dry.

(34:14):
He was under the he was down by the little feet.
You must love my god, I'm such an animal person.
I was like, I'll take the dog. I'll take I
got the dog. It's fine, I'll take the Yeah. How
many times can we do this scene? Put the dog
in my bed? Yes, yes, exactly. So we cut to
Jesse's room. Jesse and Pete are playing their guitars and
singing Loue Louey, but they don't quite know all the words.

(34:37):
No one does, no just they just know that part.
Luay lui, Yeah, DJ and Steph burst into the room
and joined the guys, singing along and dancing. Then Michelle
runs in and starts dancing and shaking her boody like
this is such a cute bit. It's very cute. You
guys are so into it. It's like, I love that.
I know they woke the girls up, but I love

(34:57):
that they fluted the kids and yeah, it's very cute.
Oh and I was like I was in it. I
was like, yeah, oh yeah, you understood the assignment, like
you a slight musical moment. Yes, I'm here, let's do it.
I can snap. I mean not really, but sorry, you
don't have to ask you twice. You're in it, girl.

(35:18):
I love it. So finally, Joey rushes in. Joey the
only responsible to dodge exhausted. Now what right, He yells
at the guys, come on, you're gonna wake up the girls,
and then he glances around the room and says, well, nope, nope,
you got them all. Jesse proceeds to casually tell Joey
that he and Pete are going to drive their bikes

(35:39):
to Lake Tahoe, just like the old days. Oh, Lake
Tahoe again. Here we go, we go. This is where
all of Jesse's worst behavior happens is in Lake Tallly.
Reno would be the place you'd go if you were
gonna have behavior. Yeah, true, but I guess you hick
before Reno. So oh okay, maybe it's a little just

(36:00):
stle thing. I don't know. So Jesse asks Joey to
cover for him, but then thanks him before Joey can
even respond. Jesse and Pete make their way out of
the room, and Pete thanks Joey as well, telling him
don't worry, they'll be back in time for the party.
Joey asks, what party are you talking about? Pete enthusiastically

(36:20):
tells him about the big reunion they've planned. They're getting
the whole band back together, but not the Rippers. But
not the Rippers. No, no, it's an older band. This
isn't old so this is pre Rippers. I was trying
to figure out, like, who are these people?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I don't know because some of them look like Rippers
some of the some of the I think it is.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I think a Ripper by any other name. You know
what I mean it's true. Yeah, there's still little bit,
but there was no ratail rippers, so it's definitely.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Not one of the one of the very high volume
mullet rippers was there, very high volume.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
We'll get yeah, yeah, we'll get there. We'll get there.
So Jesse tells the whole group they're invited because they
live there, and then they say goodbye. DJ is pumped.
All right, party, and Joey tells the girls to go
back to bed, and they reluctantly oblige. Joey brings Michelle
back into bed, into her room and finds that Comet

(37:18):
is in her bed. Michelle sees him and says, bad doggie.
The doggie ate my ouse cream. Remember we haven't forgotten, Michelle,
it's all over again to talk about Remember, Hey, where's
how we Oh no, not this again? Yeah, like this,

(37:38):
she's nailed object permanence, like she does not forget, and
she won't let you forget about these things. My iuce
cream ousecream. So Joey holds Comet to his ear and
pretends to listen to him as he responds back in
his Scooby Doo voice. Then Joey relays comments words back
to Michelle. He says he is very sorry and he

(37:59):
loves Michelle very much. Michelle smiles, Okay, we're friends. Pretty simple. Yeah,
Like we've been telling her that what made it different? Now? Right,
where has this solution been for the class? Okay, first

(38:20):
of all, I would love to meet a toddler that
if you told them to do something, they just went okay.
Never in my life, never in my life, never, never
very pissed off about something that they didn't get to like, okay,
we're cool now. That just yeah, this was this was
not very accurate, but maybe they were short to me,
they needed to cut something for time, and so they're like,

(38:41):
all right, well, let's just resolve this storyline real quick.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
I mean, I think you're being generous calling it a storyline.
I think it's more just one. It's it's just a
line repeated multiple times to make her give her an
activity about that connects her to the dog.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
So okay, anyway, they had to give her something to do.
Dog's great, great, everything's fine, They're all good. Back to
the main storyline. It's the night of the party and
the living room is filled with people. Oh my goodness,
the Floral Blazers, the big hair, the moose shoulder pads.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
The fitted dread and the pantyhose and high heels.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Oh, it's it's had it all. It is fashion XBO
ninety is what it is. It's happening in the living
in the living room, like it looks satirical. Like looking
at it now in twenty twenty four, I'm like, this
is a parody, right, No, no, that's they're dressing them
literally people dressed. Yeah, they were like, this is we
look cool? We got this. It's so funny. So Pete

(39:42):
starts to share a story from his and Jesse's time
in Baja. On New Year's Eve. Pete recalls that they
took over a little cantina and did a mariachi version
of Love Stinks, and Jesse laughs, remembering that it's stunk.
Pete goes on to say we met those little sinoritas,
but he stops because he notices DJ and Steph walking
up to them. The party goes quiet as everyone looks

(40:05):
at the young girls. DJ asks, so what happened, and
Jesse finishes the story. Ah, so then we took the
cinneuritas to a museum and taught them about the history
of El Loco. Pete laughs, adding, we had some wild times.
This was this terrible. This was terrible that I was like, wow,

(40:25):
that's they could have cut this whole bit. Yeah they couldn't.
It was yeah, it was it was Yeah. Again, both
events a and not funny. Now it's just kind of like, yeah,
we didn't need that, yep, and the joke. The joke
didn't work. But that's great. But I do want chicken.

(40:47):
So Steph excitedly mentions that they have wild times too,
like last month when Jesse organized her class trip to
the dairy. Pete sarcastically comments, whoa life in the fast lane.
We cut to Joey, who's introducing himself to a girl
at the party. He mentions that he's Jesse's partner and
she responds, Hi, I'm Donna, Jesse's old girlfriend. He looks

(41:10):
great tonight, doesn't he? And then she walks away. Is
this lady here? Jesse invite her? She must have been
part of the band or maybe she'send. But I'm just like,
it's not Maybe Pete invited her. I don't know. I
blame Pete. Let's blame Pete this episode. Yeah, it's deserved.

(41:33):
So Michelle st Michelle strolls up to Pete and says hi.
Pete asks her if it's past her bedtime, and she shrugs,
I don't know. I can't tell time. You've got amplifiers
in the living room. What do you mean past your bedtime?
Who's sleeping in this house? You've got electrical guitars, electric guitars. No,

(41:55):
and you woke her up last night with singing in
the hallway, so of course she's gonna wake up with
the amps and the guitars. Of course she which I.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Mean the ease with which things get you know, brought
into this house and and hooked up. I mean, they
must have a hell of an electrical grid at this house.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
They're own generally.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Yeah, it's definitely been updated from whatever you know, old
wiring was in the house before, because they can they
can plug in, you know, a couple of amps and just.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Really have a whole party. Well, and Jesse does this
a lot like he did this in season one too,
where he had a little party. And I mean, what
does it take to set up a drum kit ten minutes?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
You know, drag all that stuff up the stairs in
the house, look it all up net.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Well, the girls probably moved all of the equipment. That's true.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Actually, you know what, that's You're not wrong, that's what
it is. They put the kids to work because they
are expert movers and flowers, so they are okay, and
these girls to work, which we see again in fuller
when we can miraculously pull out like a ren fare
in fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So it's it's a family Yeah, it's a family trait.
I love it. So the band gets ready to play
some music and Pete pel let me start that. Or
the band gets ready to play some music and Pete
tells the crowd, I know, we said we'd never play
together again, but I figured if the Who and the
Stones can get back together, so can Feedback. So that's

(43:28):
the name of this band, Feedback. It is not as
good of a name as the Rippers, you know, or whatever,
Daddy and the Monkey Puppets, but Feedback to Daddy and
the Monkey Puppet. Yeah, yeah, no, it's okay. It doesn't
have the same ring type. Okay. Just then Robin Donnie

(43:48):
shouts Feedback lives and the band starts playing Shout. Everybody
at the party cheers, dances and sings along. So Feedback
has never written any of their own material. There is
that what they're they're a cover band, they I guess,
I don't. Michelle joins the band, Jesse helps her play
the tambourine. DJ and Stuff examine the crowd as they

(44:11):
lay on the floor and do the alligator, which is
very bizarre to see all the partygoers on the floor. Apparently,
is that a dance? Do the alligator? Yeah? It's yeah,
it was. I don't know. I mean, okay, this is
always a weird things, but apparently that was a Yeah. Well,
I thought I would have named it the turtle because

(44:32):
it looked like they were on their backs. You know,
do alligators go on their backs and do the little shuffle?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
It's if you flip them over. We had a try
to hit themselves back, you know, they don't reach a defense.
Yeah right, those short arms, right yeah. So DJ says
she's seen this move once before, when a bee flew
into her dad's shorts. The song ends and Michelle yells

(45:02):
party dude. They begin another song called I Got a
Woman Mean as she can be.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Oh ray Charles in there, mm hmm. Jesse grabs Donna's
hand and sings to her a cue Becky and Danny
walk in sporting their new fashion makeovers. They are speechless
at what they see. Becky walks up to Jesse and
taps him on the shoulder. When Jesse sees her, he
sheepishly says, oh, and boy does she look mean? She

(45:33):
also look mean? You are what are you doing? Yeah? Yeah,
well yeah, to be fair, they were surprisingly calm. They
were they were surprisingly calm. We cut to a tense
commercial break, and when we come back, we're still in
the living room. It's continuous. Jesse grabs Becky and introduces
her to everyone as the love of his life. Becky

(45:56):
shares a forced smile with the crowd before asking him
who's the blonde. Jesse admits that she says, old, old, old,
old girlfriend Donna. Jesse nervously tells Becky that they should
go meet some people he hasn't dated. Meanwhile, Danny is
standing in the living room almost unrecognizable with this makeover.

(46:17):
He looked like like, uh.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I don't know, like Jeff Goldbloom or something, and I
don't know why, but.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Yeah, that was the was it. It was the oversize again.
It was the back hair and the hotail little thing here.
It was, Yeah, yeah, the little the little choker next thing. Yeah,
it was very I wish I knew how Bob felt
about that, because it was probably extreme, probably ridiculous for sure.

(46:44):
Uh So. Joey stares at Danny for a moment before asking,
is that really you? Danny slightly responds in an Italian accent, yes, Joey,
and I would be really steamed if I did not
look so cool. He rips off his sunglasses and gives
us smoldering look. Joey admits he looks just like Cappuccino
come Alive and gives a chef's kiss. Danny asks Jesse

(47:08):
if he can talk to him, and Jesse assures him
he has everything under control, and then he sidetracks to
tell Danny how cute he looks. Jesse tells the kids
it's time for them to go to bed. Becky tells
Jesse she'll say good night to the girls. Well, he
says good night to Donna. M I love how subtle.
Like she's so subtle, she just throws these little digs in.
She's there. Bye.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Yeah again, everyone is so calm, cool and collected. Remark
they only got two songs in, you know, well not
even when they got one, they got one forty five
second song and then you know, oh true second Well,
party was kind of a ghost.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
We were on a budget. We couldn't pay for more
than two songs, so that we want to sit through it. Yeah,
So Becky tells Michelle it's time for her to go
to bed. Then Michelle pouts, no more party on nuts.
Danny asks stephan dj what they think of their new rad,
new rad bad dad, and Stefph tells him he looks

(48:07):
so handsome she wants to take him to show and tell.
Danny smiles, awe, thank you, Stephanie. That dog slept in
your room last night, didn't he, and he escorts the
girls to their room. I was wondering, I'm like, is
Stephanie being genuine here or is she just trying to
He's like, you look great. I love it. Yeah, let's
distract from the real issue here. Yes. The drummer of

(48:31):
the band suggests twist and shout and they begin to play,
but Jesse shuts it down, immediately telling them to cool
it because the little munchkins are going to bed. The
band members begin to laugh and poke fund at him
for this. Pete tells him he's gone from Doctor Dare
to Doctor Seuss. Pete wants to show Jesse a tape.
He signals for everyone to sit on the couch so

(48:53):
they can all watch. This is a lot of people
around a very very tiny chouch. I mean that's right, Yeah,
a very tiny couch and a very tiny TV. It
was really yeah, like forty five people trying to watch
one old TV. I mean that's what it was back
in the day, you know, Yeah, that's that's how you
watched one TV. Uh. Pete introduces the tape from nineteen

(49:16):
eighty three. The song on the jukebox is Maniac and
the man on the motorcycle is the One and Only
Doctor Dare. Does Pete just carry around like a VHS
tape of his friends? Like? Why why does he even
have this at the party?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
No, I have no idea. I was I thought the
same thing. I was like, what just a plot device?
But still I was like, what did he in his
back pocket? I don't know, I mean, well, maybe he had,
and he was like this was part like part of
his plan, was like we're going to get the gang
back together and we're going to watch some old movies
and watch this.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
This is funny. Okay, Yeah, he's kind of ribbing Jesse
and so it's part of the teasing. Yeah, sure, s
So Pete Press's play and we see a young Pete
Jesse and Donna Pete tells us that Jesse has been
dared to ride his motorcycle on the ledge of a

(50:09):
six story building and he's gonna do it. The tape
shows him completing the dare successfully. Did you find this underwhelming?
Like I first, in my mind I had built it
up to he like jumped over like a huge cavernous
when Fawns jumped the shark. That's you're thinking of that,

(50:30):
which where it is where the term came from. Yeah,
just jump the shark because yeah, this uh didn't jump anything, No,
sure or otherwise, but no, but it was I think balance.
It was well, I mean it was on the edge
of that of the Sony Parking garage, wasn't it. Yeah, No,
it looked it looked just like the Sony Parking garage.
It was. Yeah, it was definitely.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
It was the Sony park of the Sony Studios parking
garage for sure.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
But yeah, it was. I mean, look, I guess I mean,
have you ever read the Motorcycle on the edge of
a six story parking garage. Oh no, I'm sure it
was very dangerous underwhelming, but it might be, you know,
I guess I was maybe I was thinking of the fawns.
I for some reason thought it was much more dangerous
and treacherous than what I saw. But it's also dark.
The lighting was.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
You may also there may might be another Jesse breakdown
episode at some point in the future where he also
jumps over something in a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I don't know. Yeah, well he perish wrong, he parachutes
out of a plane, and so yeah, there's more. Maybe
there's more. I am mistaking it for another Jesse. It
could still happen. Yeah, Okay, So the crowd around the
couch cheers, and Jesse proudly accepts their applause. He tells
them to hold on a minute, sarcastically saying, you guys
think he was tough back then, you gotta see doctor

(51:44):
Seuss now car pulling second graders to the dairy, and
the entire party laughs at Jesse.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Get nice, friends, these are these are great. I laugh
at my friends too, but but not.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
But like not like that, Yeah, because you know Jesse
is going to be offended. And then do something stupid. Well,
this is also like very like sort of young man
like dude behavior. Yeah yeah, yeah, there's a lot of
hubris and uh mm yeah, there's a lot of testosterone
in this room. So Jesse asks, you think I couldn't
take that ledge again if I wanted to, and Pete

(52:17):
tells him no way. Jesse starts to leave, telling Pete
to follow him. He tries to stop him, but races
out the door to follow. Joey and Becky quickly follow
after them, trying to convince Jesse to stop, and surprisingly
he doesn't listen. Right, he doesn't listen, And it's very Again,
everyone's very calm to like be like we should We're

(52:39):
just going to quietly follow him. I'd be like, hey,
get back. There was no screaming, there was no yelling there.
Yeah both Yeah again this this family really does handle
things quite smoothly. Yeah. Well, they're used to chaos and mayhem.
So it's just another day and there's just another coming
home to another party they're not supposed to be having.

(53:01):
Jesse's gonna run off and do something crazy again, here
we go. So next we are on the rooftop of
the parking garage. Jesse and Pete pull up to the
roof on their bikes, and Pete pulls in front of
Jesse to stop him, and Jesse yells what. Pete emphasizes
that he was only kidding about the doctor Seue's stuff,
and plus, no one dared him to do this anyway.

(53:23):
Jesse says he dared himself too. And here's the turn.
This is where Jesse now is annoying me again, Like
he was fine up until this point, and now I'm like,
dang it, Jesse, God right, why do you have to
be so well? But yeah, now why must to be
this way impulsive? Jesse is back right. Pete dares Jesse
not to do it. The only reason he came back

(53:46):
was to see his best friend and hang out like
they used to in the old days. Jesse, he was
making for them. You started this and pushed him in
that direction. Yeah, and now, like keep up with me
for two days. Now, all of a sudden, you're like, bro,
what are you doing this? This was your idea? Yeah,
there's no take backs. Pete, like you are responsible for

(54:07):
this base Yeah. Yeah, but maybe Pete didn't think he'd
actually go through with it, And now he's like, Okay, well,
let's let's calm down, Jesse. But yeah, Jesse's Jesse's on
a mission. Jesse reiterates that it's not like the old days,
and that's easier for Pete to accept because he's living
his life exactly the way they said they would. He

(54:28):
has no responsibilities. Pete encourages him to come live his
life the same way, and Jesse will consider it, but
first he has to do the day or to prove
to himself that he's the same guy. Oh, we don't
want you to be the same guy, Jesse.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
We want you to be a totally different guy, because
this guy kind of sucks.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Yes, you are making such great nins, you know, like
it's just such like it's just such like you know what,
like measuring you know what I mean, You're like it
really is yep, right, and like yeah, and and what
Jesse keeps saying, I'm happy here, I'm happy, And he's like,
but you get to Kobe have no responsibility, are you? Yeah?
I mean I guess it's an laps. It's a momentary

(55:07):
lapse because he's back and then he's gotta go thin.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
It's something real stupid to dude, You're I mean that's
the thing too. It's like you already did this. Go Yeah,
you want to try something else, dumb, go do something else.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
That's true, Yeah, that's true. Uh. And Pete suggests that
while he's talking Jesse off the ledge, literally, he suggests
that if he's looking to do something dangerous, go kiss
Donna in front of Becky. Speaking of Becky, Becky in
a car full of partygoers pull up and Becky yells
for Jesse to hold it. She storms out of the
car and tells him she forbids him from doing this.

(55:40):
Jesse assures her that he knows what he's doing, but
she's like, she's she's mad. But I'm so glad that
she stopped a good like thirty feet away from him,
because when you really want to stop someone from doing something,
you get out of a car and then you don't
run towards them. Yeah, why did well? Because it would
have been a lot harder to get the shot, and
nobody wanted to stay there all night. That why you

(56:01):
know you got I mean, you gotta line everybody up
for the sho to just stand there. It's just again,
it's such a sick on. They were like, I'm so upset.
I'm going to run out and stand right here. Don't
do it, you know, And you're like why, Like if
it really you'd be you would go over there and
be like, hands on the head of get off the bike,
you know. Yeah, it was so funny. The SHOT's gotta work.

(56:21):
So the shots gotta work. And she looked fabulous in
her uh, in her fur so she did. She looked fantastic.
The makeup was on point, hair, so style, it was
so fashion XPO ninety. It really was so joe Joey
begs Jesse to get off the bike. Jesse tells them
there is no way that either of them could understand this.

(56:44):
You're right, because they're reasonable humans, Jesse, and they they
don't feel the need to do this. Yeah. Yeah. He
revs his engine and approaches the ledge. Becky begs and
screams for him not to do it. He looks over
the edge of the building and then he looks at Becky. Finally,
he turns off his bike and gets himself down from

(57:05):
the ledge. Becky runs up to him, hugs him and
says she's so happy he's all right. Then she slaps
him on the arm, saying, don't you ever scare me
like that again. Then Pete hits Jesse. He tells him
to get in the car and get home right now.
Then Joey hits Jesse on the arm, but he doesn't
say anything. Everybody else was doing it, so he did

(57:26):
it too, and you know, Jesse kind of deserved it too,
you know, he's yeah, this was a quick cast, everybody,
this was a quick resolution. Like so Jesse went up
to the legs. We ever had a long resolution on
this show. But true, Okay, good point, But it was
like he just looked. So we've had a resolution that
didn't that lasted longer than one scene because we only

(57:46):
have twenty two minutes. Well, you I wish we could
have had like he just looked at Becky and then
changed his mind, Like I wish he'd had like a
flashback to you know, seeing the kids growing up, or
watching Michelle take her first step.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
So we didn't have time for that, No time, We
didn't have time. We didn't have time or money for
a montage. And then we all would have had to
do more ship.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
You know, and then it would become a musical montage money, right,
and that's the thing. Then we did music.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Now we got to pay Clarice for that and shout
and I gotta want to you know, we did. The
budget was for montages and musical moments. Was was significantly
shorter because it also been on the motorcycle yet another thing.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
And they left it. They left the studio. They had
to go, you know, on location top of the of
the parking garage, which is always you know, taking the
show out of the studio is always a bad idea.
And at night too, Yeah, there was at night. There
was a lot of things happening. Also. Jesse, he just
left that motorcycle up on that ledge. Oh yeah, you're right,
that's what it was like. That's out of character for him.

(58:44):
He loves that motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Also just I mean, yeah, he back that thing up down,
back off the ramp. Anyway, Okay, good point.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Where are we We're in the living room beating Jesse,
or we're in the living room.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Jesse has finally come to his senses in a brief
fifteen second realization.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Yeah, he's got a change of heart. Immediately now he's
saying goodbye to Pete. Thank goodness, because Pete, bye Pee
bye Pete. He's gotta go, gotta get back on y. Meanwhile,
Jesse has to go to bed because he'll be up
early to take Steph's class to the fire station. Pete
tells Jesse, as far as tonight goes, he didn't chicken out.

(59:26):
He just came to his senses, and Jesse jokingly calls
himself doctor Sensible. Pete admits the guy he came looking
for isn't the same guy anymore, but so what, he
likes this new guy too, and Jesse's got a good
thing going there. Jesse agrees with him. The guys share
their love for one another and then give each other

(59:47):
a big hug.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Okay, I don't believe that. I don't believe that Jesse's
not gonna have another breakdown.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, much true, But I'm glad you're right.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I do have a good thing and I'm going to
freak out in about seventeen more episodes again, just stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, but I'm glad Pete had a change of heart too,
Like he's not just the villain this whole time. It's
like they had a nice resolution. This was a nice
little He was like, I gotta go, Fye, you got
a good thing going on here now. I'm yeah, he's
and I yep, yeah, later, sir. So when Pete's in
the doorway, Jesse waves see a dirt bucket, and Pete responds,

(01:00:22):
see a fifth ball. That's what I said the last
time I signed you. After Pete's gone, Jesse slowly begins
to walk up the stairs. There's a nice touch here
by Billy Foster. We can hear Pete's motorcycle rev and
take off in the distance, and Jesse's looking very wistful.
I enjoyed that. Yeah right. Then DJ walks in and

(01:00:44):
says hi to Uncle Jesse. She tells him that Joey
told her what happened tonight, and she's really glad he
didn't try the stunt to say the least. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Joey told me you were going to ride your motorcycle
on the top of a six story building because someone
dared you and said you were too soft. But yeah,
hey glad you didn't. What what a great role model? Yeah,

(01:01:09):
I just Jesse. So Jesse runs down the stairs and
tells DJ he was this close to doing the stunt
and then he chickened out. Jesse sits on the table,
looking disheveled, when DJ offers some great advice. Sometimes it
takes more courage to just say no. Why you don't

(01:01:32):
surprised Michelle didn't come up with it. The kids are
the only ones with like, you know, great parenting advice,
Like it's just the kids and Joey this episode, for
some reason, it's great. Who knew? Who would have guessed?
Jesse asks where she heard that, and DJ says she
got it from him and Nancy Reagan. Jesse realizes he

(01:01:55):
may be smarter than when he was twenty, but he
still misses those old days. Are you though? A little bit?
You are? You didn't do it? So plus yeah yeah.
DJ kind of remembers Jesse at twenty. He was a
cool guy with long hair who would drop by to
give her a present and then ride away. She likes

(01:02:15):
this Uncle Jesse a lot better. Jesse's surprised to hear this.
He admits when he was on the ledge, he started
thinking of his family and Becky and the girls. He
realized if something happened to him, he'd miss out on
being a part of their lives, and there's nothing more
important to him than that. Thank you, Jesse. We get

(01:02:37):
a momentary lapse and now he's back.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
It's true, although I find it interesting that the way
he frames all of the thoughts are how he would
feel about it, but doesn't really stop to take into
consideration that he would be hurting other people. It's more
that he'd miss out on being a part of their
lives if something happened to him, and there's nothing more

(01:03:00):
important to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Him than that. I didn't think about that. That's a
good observation. It's still very noticed. I noticed Jesse says
sorry for something. It's still very much about like him,
still about him. Yeah, anyway, it should have been, Hey,
I didn't want you girls to lose another family member
to death, you know, with a vehicle accident, So it

(01:03:21):
should have been that. Yeah, yeah, I realized that, Yeah
it was you know that this was not Yeah, I
don't know. I mean, it's not like and and again
it's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I just it was like maybe also in reading it,
I'm like, huh, what about but what about like you
don't want to hurt them?

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Yeah, but I guess that's so implied anyway. But that's
a good observation. That's in that sense, Jesse's written very well,
because that's very on brand for him to be like,
how does this affect me? Right, although I wonder if
that if they if they knew that when they were
writing it. I don't know. I love to ask Rob
Dames to be like, hey, what were you thinking? So

(01:03:57):
DJ says good night, Doctor Dare and Jess he corrects her,
that's uncle doctor Dare to you. DJ leaves and Jesse
grabs his guitar. He plays an incredible riff and smirks.
I still got it, and that's our show. We are
done with another Jesse meltdown. Jesse sent episode, another Jesse meltdown.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
I've been waiting for this one though, because I keep
I'm like, there's one where he's on a parking garage.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
I know, there's a motorcycle on a parking garage, and
this was it. Yeah, yeah, this was I had never
seen this episode in its entirety, just the clip. I
hadn't either. I had no idea. I mean, I didn't
know all of the various things that were sort of
connected to it. But yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was.
It was. You know, it was a good episode. I
kind of wish they would stop recycling these storylines because

(01:04:46):
we've seen this before a few times with Jesse, just
like with Joey he's always you know, having a melt
down about his career, wanting to change careers. Now Jesse's
having a meltdown about not living in his glory days anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
But I guess I also feel like, sort of in
sit calm land, that's kind of what you do.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
It's not the character development is not always uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
The goal, I find just because it seems like sitcom
characters are usually so like such an archetype, you know
what I mean, there's such a there's such a kind
of stereotypical thing that like that's part of the combination.
So if you change them too drastically, then the mix
of the characters, I think sometimes isn't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
That's just yeah, no, that's a good point. I think
that's kind of a sitcom thing, is you know what
I mean, they're the people are kind of who they are.
They are who they are, you know. Yeah, it's the
funny stuff in between those different characters. That's the clash,
you know. I guess, I don't know, that's what makes
the sitcom situational comedy a situational comedy, right. And also,
I forget we we have these twenty four episode seasons

(01:05:51):
back in the eighties and nineties, and so there was like,
right they repeat something, you know, there is no fillers,
there's no right, like I want plot points every seventeen
point two minutes in my show. Otherwise I'm bored, right yeah, yeah, no,
it's true. But back then they're like, how do we feel?
How do we feel? An entire sexxit? Right? Right? And

(01:06:12):
that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I mean, that was good for at least storylines a year,
at least at least those sort of mid one in
the beginning, when like three quarters of the way through,
Jesse's just always having a little moment.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Yep, that so true, so true.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Oh the everywhere that everywhere you look that I had
was Robin Donnie, but we she was credited, So yeah,
that was not that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
No longer wasn't everywhere you look, but that's a that's
a you provided the backstorre was so yeah, that was
good about I have, well I have. It's it's an
everywhere you look, but it's more of a fun fact
because you can't it's not actually in this episode. Okay.
A clip of this episode is seen in the film
Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers, where they insert the chipmunks

(01:06:58):
into the party scene and they're kind of like dancing
behind you in DJ. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little fun fact.
And I was like, oh, I didn't, that's random. Didn't
why they chose this episode. I wonder why they chose
Full House. I haven't seen this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Because it was probably quite popular. I mean, Chippendale Rescue
Rangers were that was like a nineties cartoon.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Yeah, okay, and if.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
It's kid centric, it's I'm sure they were like after
something that the kids would easily recognize.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Yeah, okay, so got it. And now I need to
watch Chippendale Rescue Rangers because I got to see it.
I mean, you do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
It's a It's obviously one of the staples of the
you know, great movie canon sort of library.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Uh Godfather, you know came until er Really that's how
it goes. They were this close to hitting an oscar,
got almost you know what. It really screwed that for him.
Dale was great, but Chip just couldn't kind of hold
it together, you know, couldn't handle it. It's too bad. Yep,
it doesn't work for everyone. Yeah, those two. Oh boy,

(01:08:00):
Well there was our tangent for the day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Well, thank you guys so much for joining us for
another fun episode of How Rude Tanneritos.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
We have so much fun with you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Our next episode is going to be Season three, episode ten,
The Greatest Birthday on Earth? Oh, aired December one, nineteen
eighty nine. And I think this has something to do
with a circus.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Whose birthday is? I don't have no clue what you're
talking about. So it's the Greatest Birthday on Earth? Is
it is Stephanie's birthday? Oh? I had no idea. You
don't know, Okay, I don't know. It might be to
be a surprise. I think it might be, isn't. No,
there's a circus I don't remember, the one where I
learned how to Jesse and I are in a no,

(01:08:43):
you get stuck somewhere somewhere, and I have to air
it Michelle's birthday. Oh, okay, producer Maddie's birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Okay, Well, well you know what we'll find out next
week our listeners and they already know you know this,
but you'll have to tune in next week to see
us find out exactly what we did as children. But yeah,
make sure you guys are liking and subscribing to the
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(01:09:11):
get all the newest episodes that you know what's coming
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you can send us an email at howardpodcast at gmail
dot com. And remember you guys, the world is small,

(01:09:32):
but my brain is not as quick today. The world
is small. The world is small, but doctor Dare.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Is ready to go. No, I don't like it. I
don't like it. I don't like what. Okay, okay, let's
let's brainstorm. Let's brainstorm. We got to give the fan
reader the world is small and thank god Charles isn't
in charge. Yeah, tailed it? I mean, that's the thing

(01:10:03):
is all I can think, Like I can, I I could.
I can think of things, but none of them they
would all have to be bleeped out at this point.
Like that's the thing is, Like I'm thinking of a
lot of funny things, but I also say just say one,
just for me to say one. So the world is
small and the and the door is closed. Actually now
the door is closed. Wow, Wow, what an outural this?

(01:10:27):
You know, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
I I'm just gonna go. I don't know I'm gonna
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna
hop on my motorcycle and I'm gonna go to Lake
Tahoe is what I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Do and sort some things out for myself. So excellent. Well,
I mean, or you know what, I need to go
find a toddler to speak to and really let me straight,
you know, yeah, just go go get some advice from
a three year old.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
I'm gonna go wander the neighborhood and be like, hey,
you look small enough and like you don't really have
word skills yet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Let me tell you my problems. All right, you guys,
we're gonna go before I keep going. Yeah, somebody unplug
our microphones. Just unplug it. Bye, mm hmm
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