December 3, 2024 • 57 mins
Candace Cameron Bure is BACK, recapping "Fraternity Reunion" with Andrea this week and we can't help but laugh. out. loud. Kimmy and D.J. shattering the Tanner's TV? Priceless. Danny and Joey becoming "April" and "Sheila", alumna of Lambda Tau Delta? Hilarious! What's the end result? Welp, it's... Jail.
Andrea and Candace reminisce about their BFF moments on-screen and off, and they just can't get enough of Bob and Dave in this episode! It's funny, it's memorable, and it's all here, on How Rude, Tanneritos!
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Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hey, Fana Ritos, Welcome back to an all new episode
of how Rude taner Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber and if
you listened to last week's episode, you'll know that Jody
is out of the country for a few weeks, so
filling in as my co host for this recap is
none other than Candice Cameron Burray Hide. Hi Kenny, thanks
(00:40):
for coming back. I'm so happy to get to do
this with you again. You look fantastic. You're very fancy
for this recap.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Ki Kimmy, I am so overdressed for our podcast today.
So for those of you since if you can't see me,
I am like decked out, almost look like I'm an
evening where for the holidays. I have black sheer, sequinned
bling and glitz and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But anyways, it's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous role.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
For the for the Howard Podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, I so appreciate you carbon out time to do
this because I know you're in New York right now.
You're very busy. You're doing all this press for your
new Christmas movie with Cameron Matheson Home Sweet Christmas, with
which just came out last weekend. On Great American Family.
This is so exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh yeah, thanks, it's been it's been so much fun.
And this is the second Christmas movie of the year
for me. And yeah, we just premiered Home Sweet Christmas.
And can I just tell you how you've met Cameron?
You know Cameron?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh yeah, and he is like I knew he was.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A great person in real life, just as a buddy,
as a friend, but he is so delightful to work with.
It's like total like you and me, it's you just
it's effortless. You're having fun, but you're working your professional
Cameron is like that too, And I was like, what
why did we wait so long to work together? You know,
(02:11):
like so easy, it's just effortless. He's just a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I can totally see that. I know what you mean.
When it's just everything clicks and it's almost like you
can read each other's minds, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Exactly And when someone else is like game for it,
because that's the other part, Like you want to have
fun while you're working, and when someone's like, yeah, you
want to do a social video, you want to do
a prank on someone, You want to just be stupid
right now? Sure, like when someone has that attitude, which
I feel like is very much you and me. It
(02:42):
just it's the whole time working. It just feels like
you're a kid and you're like, wow, people are paying
us to go have fun even though we are working hard.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, it's hard work, but there's always some fun in
there when you're working with friends. Yeah. So as you're
doing all this press and I remember doing press you
for Fuller House and like, by the end of the day,
you're just like I remember that the first season of
Fuller we did like the longest press days ever and
by the end you were like, I just want to
rip my eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Out, And I think you were like, I just want
to take my bra off. Like it's like the eyelashes
and the bra they just want to go. Yeah, I remember, Like,
have you talked about especially because I remember you were
always nervous during press days. They just gave you some anxiety,
a little nervous. So it's always like we would hold hands.
(03:33):
I'm like, I got you, Kimmy.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We're going to do you ause my emotional support person,
you and Jodie both, because yeah, it still makes me nervous.
I just I don't do it as often as you
guys do so and I'm just an anxious person in general.
So yeah, my hat's off to you for doing this
all the time, because it's not easy. You have to
be on so much and it's a lot of work.
(03:56):
It's hard work. It's a grind.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It is. It's a grind, that's what it is. But
you know, it's always that after it's all done, because
you try to be done by like five or six
o'clock and then I just look forward to let's just
go have a nice meal. That's all I want. And
it's so that like makes it worth it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, and Val is in the city with you too.
That's so great. Unicorn has appeared.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
He has appeared. Yeah, he doesn't travel that much with me,
especially on press stuff, but we're in New York for
a whole week. So Val was like, yeah, I would
love to come. So we're having our little date nights
and he's he actually did an interview with me this
morning for US. I know. They emailed and they said
(04:40):
we saw that VAL's name was on the guest list,
like security list to come up. Our viewers love Valk.
Would he do an interview with us? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
My gosh, and he was dat, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So he's like, if you want me to, I'll do it.
So we played like.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The not so Newlywed, Oh the twenty five plus your
married name.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It was very cute. And Bell is so funny, so
I know that. I know that when people do see him,
they enjoy him because they don't realize how funny he is.
But yeah, it's been great and we've had good dinners.
So I'm a happy camper.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh that's so sweet. And so it's Christmas movie season. Obviously,
I've been watching so many. So I have a question
that I've always wondered. With so many Christmas movies out there,
how hard is it to not repeat the titles of
the movies? Like how do you come up with new
titles all the time? Is our database?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's IMDb? Yes, I mean that's the database. But you know,
the movie Home Sweet Christmas that just aired was actually
called The Sweetest Christmas originally on the script, and then
when we looked it up, that was Lacey Schubert's movie,
like from two years ago. So we were like, can't
do that one. And the way that we came up
(05:59):
with the title, it was literally me and a couple
other producers, and we're just typing in as many movie
titles that we could think of that have themes of
the movie, and then I check it all against IMDb.
I'm like, has this been made? Has this been made?
So I wrote, I have about fifteen suggestions for movie titles,
and then you know, scratched probably eight of them off
(06:22):
that were already current titles, and then I wrote it
down to our top three and then ultimately chose home
Suite Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's a great it's a great title. So I wouldn't
have known you had gone through fifteen other titles to
get there.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I was like, when when did I become a movie
title writer? Is seriously all my movie? Right? You have
to because you have to think of alternate names, Like
legally we have to submit three additional names for the
movie in case the movie title is taken and it
doesn't clear. So in now my experience of producing the
(07:03):
last twelve films, I've become the movie title writer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's awesome. Well, you know, if you ever need a
brainstorming session, I'm happy to help out and trying to
throw some ideas.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You're very good for that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm the words person, So I got to DJ.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Are you still playing Wordle?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Not every day, but at least once or twice a week. Yes,
I'm not as fanatical about it. Why are you still
playing Wordle?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I forgot about it because you showed me. We played
it for a little bit, and then I kind of
forgot about it. And then I've been traveling again a lot,
and I was like, I never play games on my phone, Like,
I do not have any games on my phone because
I usually read. I read my book. I you know,
I lug my Bible around.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, you've always got your Bible in your networks.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's either that or I'll do like Q and A
on Instagram. But I was like, anyway, donloaded Wordle again
because I go, oh, it's an app. So I started
playing it on the airplane, and I'm like, I really
like this game. It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's great because it's just a quick like not even
five minutes. It's it can be as long or as
short as you want.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So yeah, and I'll play it for I'll do like
five or six sessions of it because it's not the
live daily one that's on is it New York Times? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
New York Times.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah. I just have the app, so you can do
as many as you want. And yeah, that's what I
do until I get bored.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh, you can always send me your there's a way
to send your score to someone without revealing the answer
to see like a little it's a little competitive. Have
some other friends that I do this with, so it's like, oh,
I got it in four, and they're like, I got
it in two, and so it's yeah, you're very competitive,
So maybe I shouldn't suggest that to you.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like that to me, Please send that. I so want
to do that and be competitive.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, I'll send you my next wordle score and we
can compare notes. Perfect. I love it. Well, let's discuss
this episode. This this is so this was such a
funny episode and I'm so glad I was in it too,
so we can I know our DJ kimmey bits.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So happy you were in it. And I laughed out
loud so hard watching this episode. It was the silliest
thing ever. It was so ridiculous. But again, because I
haven't watched these episodes in twenty years, it was so
flip and funny.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh yeah, it's it's one of those again, one of
those episodes that people always remember they're like, oh yeah,
when Danny and Joey dressed up as women, Like, it's
just it's iconic and it's so funny. And I forgot
that this is the episode where we where the TV
falls over the banister.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know I was watching, and we pick up the TV.
I'm like, I don't even remember any of this. I
don't remember what happened. But then as we walked up
the stairs, I was like, oh wait, I think we
dropped the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I screamed. I was so excited. I was like, this
is it, This is it? Yeah, excited that you're here
to discuss this with me. Yes, again, a classic moment,
dropping the TV over the banister. But we'll get there.
Let me let me start the recap and we'll go
through it. We'll go through a scene by scene. Today
we're discussing season three, episode twenty three, titled Fraternity Reunion.
(10:19):
It originally aired on April twenty seventh, nineteen ninety, and
it goes a little something like this. Danny and Joey
disguise themselves as women so they can get their fraternity
seal back from a sorority house where their reunion is
being held. Unfortunately, the plan goes south when Danny and
Joey get arrested and they end up in jail. It
(10:40):
was directed by Billy Fausta Coffee Coffee, and it was
written by Tony DeMarco and David Ketchum. This is a
one off. This is the only episode they wrote for
Full House, and it's a great one. They out of
the park. We have some great guest stars, like very
recognizable guest stars. We have Greg Collins who plays one
(11:05):
of the prisoners. This guy's done everything. I instantly recognized him.
I was like, oh oh, he's best known for the
Rock Armageddon, Independence Day and Coyote. Ugly like this guy,
and then he's done guest appearances on literally everything. Like
there's no time to even talk about if there's a
show out there he's been on, It's it's fantastic. And
he'll be back three more times on Full House, always
(11:27):
playing a different person but still like a tough guy.
He'll be back in season five, season six, and season eight,
so I'm excited to get to those. Yeah, he's utilized
a lot. Next, we have Riff Hutton as Sergeant. He too,
has like a crazy number of credits to his name.
He's best known for General Hospital Jag Doogie Howser, MD,
(11:50):
and the nineteen ninety TV series Tribes.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Wow right actor, Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Then we have Peter Isaacson as waiter with the best
nineties hair.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh my gosh, she was so funny in it. They're
a whole bit together. And the fact that he's taller
than Bob was crazy because yeah four.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, six ' four, so he had to be at
least six ' five or taller.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because I think Bob had like little kitten heels on.
I think both Bob and Dave had little, like an
one and a half inch heels on.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, those high heels were so funny,
so funny, they could not be shorter. So Peter has
appeared in The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Threes, Company, Uh,
and Valerie, so he's done a ton of work as well.
We also have Jennine Jackson who plays Mary Anne, the
(12:44):
sorority sister. She's appeared on the Jeff Foxworthy show Days
of Our Lives and more recently American Band. She's great
and last, but certainly not least, we have Tony Longo,
who plays the other tough prisoner. He was in six.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Candles, he played rock what Yes, go back and watch this.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm like he's looking for We don't know why
he was in sixteen Candles. He was also in Angels
in the Outfield and again he's done a million guest
spots on everything. So we gets him like heavy Hitters.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, go, full house go.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Who I knew? Who knew that we had this much
muscle behind us that we can get all these fabulous actors.
So we start with the teaser. In Jesse's room, Jesse
is strumming a song on his guitar and when Michelle
comes running in and wants to play a game. They
decide to play the Laughing Game, where they try to
make each other laugh. They each make a series of
(13:42):
funny faces and Michelle sticks out her tongue. When Jesse
does the same, she grabs onto his tongue and tugs it.
Jesse does not enjoy this, so he tells Michelle she
wins the game, but she still doesn't let go, so
he groans and finally decides to tickle her to set
him free, and Shell lets out a big laugh.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Sure but sweet, that's where she did her little like
pull her cheeks apart, you know, stick her tongue out face,
which she did in the last week's episode.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh yeah, that's right, Yeah, she's that's that was their thing.
Olsen's loved. Once they learned that trick, they were doing
it all the time. Very cute. So next we're in
the kitchen, Danny is folding clothes as he and Joey
sing we are Kai Sigma Sigma.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Was socks behind my back, behind my back?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, people know, people know, the fanritles know about that.
That's the Debbie.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah they do, yes, yeh, because you had her on.
But yeah, anytime, it's like if he's holding laundry, he's
folding sacks behind my back.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
The little little full House insider joke there. I love it.
So the guys are singing their fraternity song, we are
Kai Sigma Sigma, Kai Sigma Squared, We are Kai Sigma Sigma.
So girls be prepared. Bugcha uga chuga ooga chugga ooh,
and they're like thrusting their heads forward like pigeons.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Did you see they were laughing and they were genuinely
laughing at each other. I'm like, that's Bob and Dave
in real life.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised they got through it, Like, I
wonder how many takes they had to do without breaking,
because you can see they are just on the verge,
on the cusp of breaking so great. So they laugh
at themselves, and Joey says, oh, our ten year fraternity
reunion is tonight. You know how long I've been waiting
for this, And Danny gives the obvious response ten years.
(15:35):
Then Jesse comes storming into the kitchen. He's wearing his
motorcycle gear and he's complaining, I can't take this anymore.
Living in the city is driving me crazy. He continues
to tell the story of all of his traffic problems,
involving a bus, a jackhammer, a stray pit bull, and
a kid on a skateboard who spray paints his helmet
and the back of his jacket. Jesse's very upset. He
(15:58):
heaves a big sigh and says, you know what, I know,
I need a nice drive through the wilderness. I'll cruise
through the pine trees and the redwoods, the flowers, but
I bet her cruise by the pharmacy first, because I'm
allergic to all those things. And then he leaves and
shuts the door behind.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Him, and he's like not even in the rest of
the episode. Till the very end. I was thinking as
I was, like, what happened? John's never not in the
whole episode. He was in two scenes while including the teaser.
But do we think that John had something else to do?
Was he even there for the audience show? Was this
like a weird, weird week where they pre taped his
(16:34):
scenes or something?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm using that's the first thing I thought of.
I'm like, I get I bet he wasn't available because
they could just sort of shoot out his little bit
at the door there with just Bob and Dave, so
it didn't involve them. They could they probably pretape that
on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I feel like that's what they did. I'd be curious
to ask John, because yeah, it was anyway, I think
that was probably the only episode he was only in
two scenes.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right well, because normally I'm sure he would be very
upset to not be in the rest of the episode.
That's you know, John wants to be involved, So yeah,
he must have had a conflict, you know. It happens.
So Danny asks Joey if he's seen his Chi Sigma
Sigma sweater because he'd love to wear it to the reunion,
and Joey reminds him our fraternity brothers burned it the
(17:22):
night you let the lamb to Tau Delta girls steal
our fraternity seal. Danny defends himself. They jumped me when
I was trying to clean it. Joey emphasizes that the
whole fraternity was disgraced. He just hopes that Danny's prepared
to relive that shame tonight. Danny sighs, So I wish
there was some way to get that seal back, and
(17:45):
Joey smiles, There is. The other Greek houses are having
their ten year reunion. We'll just steal it back from
the same girls who stole it from us. Joey tells
Danny it's up to him. He can either be a
fraternity dud or a fraternity stood, and Danny declares, I'm
gonna be the stud.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
She was very funny, by the way, Was it just me? Am?
I really dumb in that when they kept talking about
the fraternity seal, I was thinking of like a patch,
like a seal to seal, you know, a patch on
the sweater or something, But it's an actual seal. It's
a stuff animal seal.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I thought the same thing. I thought it would be
like a crest or, like a plaque or something. But no,
it's a stuffed animal.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It makes we did props not have a budget this week? Like,
why is it? It should have been like some sort
of monument or something, you know, specific to this side
the side side Sigma sigmas or whatever it is exactly. Yeah.
So next we're in the living room, DJ and Kimmy
are sitting on the couch with their school notebooks listening
(18:52):
to Brian Kale talk about Soviet Union and do some
more goods on the TV. Oh my god, did you
have like an instant I had an instant reaction. I'm like, oh, Brian,
that's Brian Kale, our dialogue coach. For those of you
who don't know, that's so funny. Yeah it didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
It didn't even hit me. Honestly, when I watched it.
I need to go back and watch it again.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh yeah, I had a visceral reaction. It was just like, oh, yeah,
that's Brian. He did a lot of our voiceover stuff. Yes,
and he was in a couple of episodes too. Brian
was He's just so great. I thought it was just
so funny.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
To hear him totally attention to your cute little pastel ensemble.
It was like the matching top, the matching pattern top
with the matching pants, and then you had two colored
little scrunchies or rubber bands in your hair that were
like fluffy little rubber bands. Then, yeah, so cute. I
was just like, you're so cute. And then I look
(19:48):
at it and I'm like, and we are so cute together.
It was just kim Me and DJ. I get it.
I get the love.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You know, we are adorable. I looked at myself and
it did look like I was pajamas, but hey, you
know it's Kimmi Gibbler or anything goes. And you are
in your mustard yellow, your signature color, and your purple skirt.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's purple Swede skirt. I think I bought those Swede
skirts in every color. But again, yes, had the mustard
and then did I have a vest over it?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, you had a little vest over it and matching
yellow socks. It looked adorable. You looked just like DJ.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And that definitely was the hair where I would go
get the blowout before that was that was the blown
out hair for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Was the blown out hair.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, I think because I had the crimped hair the
week before that, maybe I didn't think I was getting
the blown out hair yet.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
But that was like.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That was that was the hairdresser, not like Frank doing
my hair.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh okay or Matt. Yeah, we've we've talked in the past.
JODI's mentioned how you used to like push your hair
out like finger, like finger your hair out to the
sides and then spray it so then it would like
stay out away from your face.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Big wings. We need big wings.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We all did that. Like that's how you did your hair.
That's how you got that big nineties hair. It's awesome.
So Kimmy grabs the remote and changes the channel. DJ
reminds her that they have to watch the news for
their homework. Kimmy protests, the news will be old tomorrow,
(21:29):
but the top ten video countdown is good for a week. DJ,
being the good girl that she is, emphasizes our grades
will stay on our record forever.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
This felt very reminiscent of looking now knowing who DJ
Tanner is in Fuller House, seeing DJ say that line,
and like just telling Kimmy like we have to think
ahead and being diligent and organized. I was like, oh yeah,
so DJ, she was that way even at twelve years old.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh yeah, that carried right on through through Fuller House too.
You're the organized one, the type A Yeah, that was
there from the very beginning.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I don't think I recognized it as a twelve year old,
you know what I mean. So when I watched it,
I was like, oh, she was, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's we should have done like we didn't do any
like research before we did Fuller, Like I didn't go
back and watch these episodes or anything. And so it's
amazing that it's just it all. It's like muscle memory.
It all just comes right back to you and whatever
comes out, that's your character, you know. So Kimmy stands
and suggests a new idea. Why don't we bring this
TV upstairs and then we can watch two TVs at once.
(22:41):
DJ says Kimmy, that is not a bad idea, and
the girls roll the TV on the cart over to
the stairs. This was the day.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
These were the.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Days when you had like one TV in the entire
house and the whole family would gather to watch it.
Like nobody had a TV in every bedroom or multiples.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Even hooked up to a cable box. You could literally
just plug it into the wall and banana or bunny
antenna's it's just whatever you caught the antenna signal.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's so funny. So Stephanie walks in the front door
to find the girls lifting the heavy TV up the staircase.
She questions what are you doing, and Kimmy explains that
they're taking the TV upstairs so they can watch music
videos and the news at the same time. She boasts
a pretty smart idea I had, huh, and Stephanie snaps
her back to reality. If you're so smart, why didn't
(23:36):
you just bring the little TV downstairsim? Kimmy pulls an
explanation out of thin air. Uh, because we needed the exercise.
But now that we're pumped, I'll go get the little TV.
So by now, DJ kimm you're at the top of
the stairs. They're holding and balancing the TV on the banister.
(23:56):
Kimmy let's go of the big TV and tries to
walk away, but her cardigan is stuck under the TV,
so she yanks on it and pulls it out from underneath,
sending the TV toppling over the banister. It lands on
the living room floor, shattering the screen into pieces. All
three girls and the audience gasp and stare at the mess.
(24:18):
I remember I remember doing that. It was like kind
of not scary, but I remember being like, oh, I
really broke the TV.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, Like, are we really going to drop a real TV?
And they were like, yeah, yeah, you go ahead drop it.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It felt very forbidden back in nineteen ninety totally, so
again I had that same visceral reaction. I'm like, oh, no,
it broke, and I'm like, of course it broke. That's
you know, the joke's gotta work. Yep. So Danny comes
running into the room to witness this disaster. He shouts
what why? How?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Who?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Stuff? And Kimmy and DJ run down the stairs, and
Kimmy immediately apologizes, mister Tanner, I am really really sorry.
It was all my idea. Danny asks, it was your
idea to throw my television over the banister? DJ stepson, No,
we have a really good explanation. She tries to explain,
but then stops herself. You know it sounded better before
(25:12):
I said it. Jimmy apologizes to Danny again, I am really, really,
really really sorry. I talked DJ into it. This is
a rare moment of Kimmy actually like taking the blame.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I was taking back. It was so responsible of Kimmy.
I loved seeing you say this, and I was like, again,
was like, well, why was everyone so mean to Kimmy
all the time? She fessed up right away. I mean,
that was so big of Kimmy to take responsibility.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, which we then understand.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It kind of works for the problem that we're going
to get into later in the episode.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yes, comed around full circle.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But I really did love this moment just to see
Kimmy owning up to it and covering, not covering, but
being upfront for her best friend so her best friend
wouldn't get in as much try as she could have.
It was really mature of her.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah. I was really happy to see that too, because
Kimmy has certainly thrown DJ under the bus a few times,
like the her birthday. You threw me a birthday party
and I invited those terrible girls from junior High and
then I left the party like I have done some
mean things to you. So I'm glad I sort of
made up for it this time and took the blame.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
That was sweet.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So Danny appreciates Kimmy's honesty, but just because she thought
of a dumb idea doesn't mean DJ had to go
along with it. He tells the girls, it seems that
it seems every time the two of you get together,
there's some kind of trouble, and Steph chimes in good
point pop.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Laugh out loud, and she was like, ah.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
She's so just like piling on. She's like, Ooh, DJ's
in trouble, I'm gonna pile on.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
She I laughed so hard at Jody, like she's the cutest,
She's so funny.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
She really Isdanny tells Jimmy it's time to go home.
As she walks to the front door, she says, okay,
but she really wants to tell Danny one last time
that she is really really really really really and Danny
shuts the door on her, and Kimmy shouts from outside,
really sorry, Danny, siys. He puts his hand on DJ's
shoulder and breaks the news. For the next three weeks,
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you are not allowed to see or talk to Kimmy Gibbler. Meanwhile,
Stephanie's nick, what did.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You think about that punishment?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I thought it was kind of harsh. I did three weeks,
like maybe a weekend or a week max.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, a week max. And I was like, whoa, three weeks.
That's actually impressive for like a sitcom punishment. I wouldn't
even do that to my kid, and I feel like
I'm a pretty strict parent, but I was like, three weeks.
You can't talk to her or interact with her in
any way, like wow, okay.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah. So Steph is next to her dad and she's
doing these stern hand gestures to help him get his
point across.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Again, I was loud being so hard at her doing
these hand gestures. She's not even saying anything, and she's
stealing the scene, like hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So funny. DJ's upset.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
DJ's upset.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
She says, Dad, Kimmy's my best friend, and Danny says,
I don't even know why you hang out with her,
and Stephanie continues her gesticulating. Danny continues, you and Kimmy
have nothing in common except maybe your schoolwork, and that's
only because she copies it. Now, go on up to
your room out like I was a little hurt. That
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was like, ouch, Danny has really got it in for
Kimmy right now, So Danny catches Stephanie doing her hand
gestures and gives her a look, and Stephanie says, well,
I guess we told her. Next in the kitchen, uh DJ,
Stephanie Michelle are sitting at the dining table playing the
Cup game with each other. Sheelle tries to copy them.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh, yeah, tell me, because that whole Cup game the
so that became like famous or popular when Anna Kendrick
did it in Pitch Perfect, everyone was like, oh my gosh,
that's so amazing. And she sang the whole song and
did it, and we were Jody and I were sitting
over here like, hey man, we did that first nineteen
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ninety and I kind didn't make it up. I mean
we didn't make it up either. It was I don't
know where it came from, but yeah, that was like
that whole song in the little cup thing.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, you you did it first. You guys did it first.
You deserve a credit in Pitch Perfect. You just some
sort of credit. So let it be known, folks here
on Haward Tannerto's Candice and Jody and the Lsome Twins
did it first. Yeah, the Cup game. So Michelle's trying
to copy along and play along, and she says, how
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do you do that? And DJ begins to to show
her how to do the cup game, but realizes it
might be a little too complicated for the toddler, so
she suggests, why don't I teach you patty cake instead,
and Michelle responds okay. Danny walks downstairs and asks DJ,
shouldn't you be getting dinner ready? And she says, okay,
I'll start right now. DJ tells Michelle she'll teach her
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patty cake later. Michelle holds up her pinky and says,
pinky swell, and DJ and Michelle pinky swell.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
That was cute. That was a good impression, so cute.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Joey walks up the stairs carrying a big Duffel bag
and two garment bags. He tells Danny he has everything
they need to get their fraternity seal back. Joey assures
him it's the perfect plan, and Danny asks what is it.
Joey responds, you'll just have to trust to me, and
they walk out the door. Next we are at the
Lamb to Too Delta reunion. The alumni of this sorority
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are mingling at the house. The camera pans over to
the entrance and that's when we see Joey and Danny
walking dressed as women.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
They looked like they were from the Golden Girls or something.
That's like the outfits. It was like Betty White and
be Arthur.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It was so bad, like the fashion just the fashion
was so bad. I mean, I know it was the nineties,
but it was hysterical, so funny. The crowd goes crazy.
The audience loves it. They let out a round of
applause as they see the guys are dressed in wigs,
wearing makeup, dresses, short high heels, and they even stuffed
their broads. Now, this is a nod to Bosom Buddies,
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which Jeff worked on and wrote for and produced back
in the early eighties.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
So that's so funny, that's so great. It's also very
similar what I thought I forgot about Bosom Buddies. But
I forgot. There's a really old Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemon
and Tony Curtis movie called Some Like It Hot, and
it's the same premise. It's so hilarious and funny. But
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they are trying to join a band, but the only
one they could get into was a women's and all
women's band, So they dress up like women so they
could join it. There's this whole train scene anyway, it's hysterical.
If you've ever seen some like it hot, it's in
black and white, but it stands the test of time.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Oh, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
This is I forgot about with some buddies.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, I'm assuming that's why Jeff put this in here,
but it is. It's hysterical. Well, you know, whenever it
comes up on a sitcom or a movie or anything,
it's it's really it's always good for a physical gag.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
So Joey whispers to Danny, we're just gonna grab the
seal and leave, and Danny says, can't we just leave?
Joey says no, But before they make their way over
to the seal, Joey adjusts Danny's fake boobs to make
them symmetrical.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I feel like that's what we would do behind the scenes,
and like Andrea be like, are my boobs even? Can
you pick one up? Like just readjust it's very true.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
To life to being a woman. You're just like, I
gotta just gotta a little adjustment. So some of the
other women take notice of this and give the guys
funny looks. Danny's like, that's it, I'm out of here.
He turns to leave and accidentally bumps into one of
the women. She smiles Hi, and Danny responds in a
high pitched voice.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The woman introduces herself, I'm mary Anne, class of eighty,
and Joey responds in his high pitched voice, Hi, I'm Sheila,
and I have no class.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's so funny. Dar's so in his element, like this
is Dave's time to shine. Like I mean, they're both great,
but Dave is just so.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
And like the little high women's voices.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Are so funny, so great. I left so hard at
all of this. How so, mary Anne says, forgive me,
But I don't remember either of you, and I'm pretty
sure I would. Danny nervously explains, Oh, we didn't belong
to the San Francisco chapter. We're from the Midwest. When
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Marianne asks where in the Midwest, Joey responds Illinois, while
Danny responds Missouri. At the same time, mary Anne looks confused,
and Joey explains it was a very big campus. Mary
Anne laughs and walks away. Then Robin Donnie sash A's
past the men we know. It was so good to
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see her. I wish she was She wasn't credited for this,
and she had a line she should have been credited.
But yeah, she's been in some at least one previous
episode too, so I was really happy to see her again.
Danny wonders, how do they walk like that? And Joey admires,
I don't know, but I'm glad they do. Danny's confident
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we can do that, and the guys attempt to sash
a through the crowd, but they're really not blending in
at all. No, Danny stops and put points to the corner.
There's the seal. The camera shows a stuffed animal seal
dressed in a Chai Sigma Sigma shirt, and Joey decides
he'll go check it out. Danny is now standing in
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the middle of the room all alone. He's adjusting his
dress when a waiter walks up and notices. The waiter admits,
I've had my eyes on you from the moment you
walked in. You're not like the other girls.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Danny certainly is not.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Danny agrees, He's like, thank you for noticing. The waiter continues.
A couple of tall timbers like us could start quite
a forest fire. Then he slips his card into the
shoulder of Danny's dress.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The shoulder pad. That was hilarious, Like, who does that?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
No, it's so great. The waiter flirtitiously says, later, you
and me lumbada, and Danny squeals, how rude it makes
it me lying for Joey. Such a funny bit. So
Joey tells Danny the plan all create a diversion. You
break in and grab the seal, and Danny nods. Got it.
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Joey walks to the center of the room and gets
the attention of everyone. He proclaims that this party is boring,
and everyone nods in agreement. Joey tells them in the
Illinois chapter, we used to roast tweenies and burp tupperware
my favorite.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Sorry, this is the best line. Did I just cut
you off?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
No, that's fine. No, the grost tweenies and burg tupperware.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes, two very funny words, weenie's burp, and so that
whole line. Laugh. I rewound it and rewatched it, like
and in the woman's voice, yeah did it. Yeah, it
was like, oh my gosh, roast weenies, burp tupperware.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I don't even know what that means. I don't know
what burke tupperware means.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Burping tupperware is when you put the lid on, and
you know how it's the pressure that's in it.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh so sometimes when.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
You pick the up, you gotta kind of like open
it up, and sometimes it makes a little burping sound
before you take it all off because of all the air.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Okay, so that's that's what he's referring to. I was
just like, what, Yeah, But.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Those words are just they're like comedy gold words on
a sitcom Weeney.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
And that's right in Dave's wheelhouse. You know, He's just
he loves these words. He loves this whole bit.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's Oh. I laughed. I laughed like I was ten
years older.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I thought that line, it's so true. So Joey decides
that we're all going to do the limbo. He shimmies
his body and turns on some party music. The women
line up one by one and give the limbo a try,
And meanwhile, Danny's trying to break open the trophy case
to retrieve the seal. One of the sorority sisters encourages
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Joey to take a turn at the limbo, so Joey
walks up to the pole to give it a shot.
He jokes, how low can I go? I'm a limbo bimbo.
He bends back and goes under the pole, and this
causes his wig to fall off. The women gasp. Mary
Anne shouts this bimbo's a man, and Joey tries to
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play it off. Thank goodness, I don't have to live
this lie another minute, and then he yells to Danny
in his normal voice, grab the seal. Danny grabs the
seal and the women yell stop him. They begin to
hit him with their purses, so he throws the seal
to Joey. Joey holds it like a football and sticks
his arm out, speeding through the house like a running back.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
That was so funny too.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Dave is so in his element, like he commits, He
commits to the bit, and like, you know, you can't
half ass a bit like this, you just have to commit,
and he goes for it. Oh, I love it. So
a woman snatches the wig off Danny's head and someone
notices him that's the geek tickle him. Both men get
tackled to the ground before they can escape out the door.
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The women hoist the men back onto their feet, and
that's when Danny and Joey realize they've been handcuffed together.
Mary Anne pulls out her badge and tells them, I'm
a police officer and you're both under arrest for a
tempted burglary. Duntu du The women cheered. The waiter stomps
up to Danny and snatches his card back from him.
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He shakes his head, you tease, and then Marianne takes
the guys out of the house. Next we're at the
police station. Marianne brings the handcuffed guys into the station,
and the and the on duty sergeant jokes, well, what
do we have here? A fashion violation? Joey gets defensive.
This happens to be a copy of a very expensive ensemble,
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Danny reminds him, and this happens to be jail shut up.
Mary Anne tells them it's too bad they couldn't pay
their bill. That's what you get for messing with lamb
to tau delta, and she leaves. The sergeant opens the
jail cell and smirks, in you go, gentlemen, we see
three tough guys in the cell waiting for Danny and Joey.
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One of them gruffly states, guess what it's happy hour.
Joey tries to act tough as he walks into the cell.
He whips his wig off and throws it into the
corner for added effect, and Danny follows suit, trying to
walk the same as him. In an effort to hide
the nervous sweat that he's producing, Joey alters his voice
to be more deep and raspy than it usually is.
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He asks the other guys, so, what did you lugs
get busted for? And the tough guy tells them scalping.
Danny says, oh, tickets, and the other inmate responds no.
Joey and Danny grab their own scalps in horror. Realizing
what this means, Danny decides this is time. It's time
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for his one and only phone call, so he gets
out of there. Joey's left all alone with the three scalpers,
and he smiles nervously. You guys like Popeye, he lets
out soft Popeye laugh as they circle around him like vultures.
Back in the living room, DJ's teaching Michelle patty Cake
as promised. When the phone rings, DJ answer it answers
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it Hello, Yes, I'll accept the charges. Danny begins to talk, Uh, sweetheart,
I have a little bit of a problem. Joey and
I pulled a silly prank tonight and we're sort of
in jail. DJ shouts, you're ware and Danny shushes her,
explaining he doesn't want to scare her sisters. He instructs
DJ to call Graandma or Becky and give them the
check book on his dresser before coming down to the
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police station to bail them out. DJ says, don't worry,
you can count on me, and Danny says thanks. We
cut to the jail cell, where we see Joey lying
on the floor as one of the inmates traces the
shape of his body with a piece of chalk like
it's a crime scene. Danny begs DJ to hurry and
hangs up the phone.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
You know, it was at this point where I realized
I was like, Okay, DJ, gim me in, DJ, or
how old are we here? Twelve?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, we're at least thirteen.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, because we have the thirteenth episode thirteens, which is
totally appropriate babysitting age. However, I feel like in today's
day and age, we let thirteen year old's babysit anymore?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No, that seems a little too, a little.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Young, because then I realized, why is any asking for
Uncle Jesse to come down? And then I'm like, oh,
he took a ride in nature or he left for
the weekend. So the three girls are home alone.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I mean as a kid, I was home alone all
the time at thirteen. But I just feel like today
we don't do that.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, no, no, I agree. I think it's more like
fifteen sixteen, Like once you get to driving age for sure,
like then you're old enough and responsible enough to babysit.
But thirteen seems young, but.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Thirteen to then be babysitting two younger ones. I was like,
look at DJ and Kimney being so responsible. I mean,
you haven't come back yet into the house, but you know, yeah,
we're very repossible.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
We're very responsible. DJ. So Danny gets pushed back into
the cell and Joey yells, Danny, are we out of here? Danny? Danny,
and the inmate asks Danny. I think I know you,
aren't you? Danny Tanner. You're the host of Wake Up
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San Francisco. I love that show. He grabs Danny's shoulder
and squeezes him, telling him he has a big following
in prison. Danny's pleasantly surprised. He asks, did you happen
to catch my segment on the Southwestern Cooking last week?
And the inmates are all exclaiming, oh, we loved it.
It was great. Danny's very excited and he tells them
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all about this. As Joey is still lying on the floor.
Back in the living room, DJ opens the door to
reveal Kimmy and Kimmy's in shock. Your dad's in the slammer.
DJ tells her to sh but Kimmy continues to ask
what did he do? Dust bust a cop admits she
doesn't know what he did, but she can't find Grandma
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or Becky, so she has to go down there by
herself to bail them out. Stephanie Michelle walk into the
room and steph shouts Kimmy, you're not allowed in this
house for three weeks, and Michelle follows up by saying,
you're in big trouble. Mister DJ tells them it's okay.
She explains that she needs to go out so Kimmy
will be babysitting them. Steph raises an eyebrow. Wouldn't we
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stand a better chance taking care of ourselves? A car
honks outside and it's DJ's cab. I was wondering. I'm like,
how is DJ gonna get there? The DJ tells Steph
not to worry. Everything's gonna be okay. As DJ begins
to walk out, Michelle pouts what about my patty Cake?
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And DJ says I'll teach it to you later. DJ
leaves and Stephanie asks Kimmy what's the matter, and Kimmy
confidently responds, never fear Gibbler's here, and Stephanie throws her
arms in the air and sarcastically says, oh, I feel
much better now. Michelle asks Kimmy, will you teach me
patty cake? And Kimmy nods sure, I'll teach you, squirt,
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and Michelle says, thank you, but don't call me squirt.
So cute.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
It was cute.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Back in the jail, the three inmates are performing a
synchronized kick line for Danny and Joey as they sing
New York, New York. They finish, and one of them
proudly says, we're available in three to five years, and
it cracks me up how Dave and Bob are sitting
with their legs wide like men sit while wearing these dresses.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
No good thing that their dresses were covering their knees
because it was not very classy or lady.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
No, no, it's so great, Oh my goodness. So DJ
comes running in. She tells the sergeant, excuse me, I'm
looking for Danny Tanner, and the man points to the
cell and says blue dress. DJ turns to find her
dad and Joey in their dresses, and she's flabbergasted. Danny
asks DJ what is she doing here, and DJ says
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Grandma and Becky weren't home, so she had to come
down by herself. But she says, don't worry about the
girls because Kimmy is babysitting them. Danny sarcastically responds, yeah,
this night just keeps getting better and better. That's when
Mary Anne comes walking back up to the cell. She
tells the guys that the suolready took a vote and
they decided that the men have been humiliated enough they're
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dropping the charges. Joey is extremely thankful and proceeds to
hug Danny, shouting we're free, and Danny sternly tells him
never ever hug me when I'm in prison. We cut
to the living room where Kimmy and Michelle are playing
patty Cake with one another on the couch. After they
complete patty Cake successfully, the crowd aws and gives them
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a round of applause.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I loved this and I love that you guys, they
showed the whole patty cake. Yeah, yeah, shows today and
I feel like they wouldn't take the thirty seconds to
do an entire patty Cake with a kid. And again,
it was so adorable. And that's like what those little
types of things made Full House is what it is
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in terms of like falling in love, Like families fell
in love with it because they took the time to
like pay attention to kids and what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, that was important to Michelle and I remember the
Olsons were really like really learning how to do patty
cake and they couldn't quite get you know, patty cake
is normally you alternate hands, and they couldn't quite get that.
So that's why we just did both hands at the
same time, because you know, it just made it simpler
for them. But yeah, they were really learning how to
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play Patty Cake that week. So yeah, I'm so happy
I got to be a part of that because I
didn't have a whole lot of scenes with Michelle. So
I h yeah, I just loved this whole bit. So
Danny and Joey walk in and Danny announces were back.
The girl's jaws drop at the sight of them. Michelle
exclaims Daddy's a girl, and Stephanie corrects her, No, he's
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a woman, and Kimmy chimes in, an ugly woman.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
You said that.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'm trying to remember if I if I was directed
to deliver that line that way, or if I just did.
I think I just did it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I think that he just did it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
It just came out, you know. It's just an ugly
woman like for emphasis. So Danny asks the girls if
everything's okay here, and Michelle happily tells him that Kimmy
taught her her Pattycake. Stephanie puts her arm around Kimmy
and admits she's really an excellent babysitter. Whoa plot twist?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
What oh, Kimmy is so redeemed in this whole episode.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
I love it fine, I mean it's short lived. I'm sure.
You know, I'll go back to being insulted by the
Tanners by the next episode. But for this moment, oh,
I was loving.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But this is why you always love Kimmy for all
the episodes, even going forward, because you always saw that
Kimmy is a good kid and a good person and
has a heart and she's not as clueless as we
make her out to be. So it makes all of
those other clueless moments way more bearable. Like you're willing
to put up with Kimmy because you're still rooting for
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her because she's awesome and this episode shows it.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah, she's not like means spirited or evil or anything
like that. She's just she's her own person and she's
got her own type of flavor. But she loves DJ
so much and would do anything for DJ. So yeah,
I loved it. So Danny admits he's happy and incredibly
shocked to hear that Kimmy was a great babysitter. He
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tells the girls it's time they head up to bed.
Stephanie hugs Kimmy and says good night to her. Then
she takes Michelle's hand and starts to leave the room,
but stops herself. I just hugged Kimmy. Gibbler, Dad and
Joey are in dresses. Michelle throws her arms in the air.
What a day. Danny pat's Kimmy on the back, thanking
her for her help. Tonight, he tells her she did
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a good job, so he's going to take a week
off of her banishment. Kimmy's excited about this. She says, wow, thanks,
mister t. I guess a stretch in the Big House
really mellows a guy out. I thought I thought he
could have just said, you know what, forget the banishment,
You're welcome back in my house like a.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Week, I know, taking a week off. I was like,
how about reduce it to one week or nothing at all?
Thank you for I know, I thought Danny was a
little over reactive this whole episode.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I definitely agree with that. But Kimmy's just excited to
be praised, you know. She's just like, I'll take it.
Whatever you have to give me, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
The word banishment in itself was so weird to me, Like,
you're banished from my home.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Like I've been exiled to another island or something. I
So Danny walks past Joey and glares at him. Joey
glares right back, and DJ points out, you guys haven't
said a word to each other since I sprung you.
Danny shouts, I am sick of Joey and his dumb ideas.
DJ reminds her dad that he's the one who said
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it doesn't matter who thinks up the dumb idea if
the other person goes along with it. Hmm, and the
student becomes the teacher. I love this. DJ's throwing that
lesson right back in his face. So Danny protests, but
I didn't want to go along with this, and Joey
reminds him, but you did, and do you know why
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you did? Because you need some fun in your life.
One day, we're going to look back at this and
laugh our heads off. Danny responds, I doubt it, and
DJ says, Dad, you might want to take a look
in the mirror. Danny walks over to the nearest mirror
and can't help but smile at the sight of himself.
Joey does the same and jokes if we tease our
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hair and kind of contoured our cheekbones a bit, we
would be and Danny concludes, we'd still be the ugliest
women in the world and they burst into laughter together.
Dj smiles, when you guys laugh like that, it sounds
just like me and Kimmy, and Danny admits, I guess
in a way, Joey is sort of my Kimmy gibbler aw.
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Joey holds out his hand for a handshake and asks
bosom buddies, and Danny smiles, Nah, we're out of prison.
Give me a hug, and they embrace, but the pull
away when their fake breasts are getting in the way
of the hug. The last scene is in the kitchen.
Danny's back in his normal clothes when Jesse storms in
through the back door, still in his motorcycle clothes from earlier,
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but this time he's covered head to toe in mud.
He yells, thank god, I'm back in the city. Mother
nature kicked my butt. He takes off his sunglasses and
we see that he has a sunburn all over his face.
Jesse tells Danny more about his horrible day involving angry bees,
a swamp, and a snakelike twig. Danny tells him to
(53:05):
go upstairs and take a bath, but Jesse interrupts him.
Is that a pearl earring? You're wearing. Danny realizes he's
still wearing the earring from earlier and takes it off
with embarrassment. Jesse asks, is there anything you'd like to
tell me? And Danny shakes his head, you don't want
to know. Jesse decides he'll just go wash up. He's
(53:26):
had a strange day, but then he realizes that Danny's
day may have been a little bit stranger and that's
our show. Yeah. I love this episode so much. The
physical comedy was just unmatched between Bob and Dave. Oh
my goodness, totally agreed.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
I was so happy to watch this episode because I
was cackling and laughing so hard through the whole thing.
And it's Yeah, watching these last two episodes is made
me fall in love with full House. But even know,
I didn't even know how good it was.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's so good and I didn't even realize till we
got to this episode. I had this like light bulb
moment where I was like, oh, the episode I wrote
for Fuller House about college tours where we steal the
bronze cap we're trying to get the bronze cap back
from the sorority is a nod to that episode, and
so I wore. I wore my little California University sweater
(54:27):
from that episode today.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Oh my gosh, I have my outfit from that episode too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh so your little cheerleader outfit, my cheerleader outfit.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh had I known? Well, I'm not. I'm not at home,
but I went on. I feel like Andrea next Nineties con,
we need to like wear some full House or Fuller
House gear together.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Oh okay, or the photo ops the.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Fans clothes or something. I don't know what the fans.
I just feel like we have all this good stuff
and I I just I need to pull some of
it out. But that would be so fun. Since you
have your little sweatshirt and I have mine too, we
could wear it.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah. Yeah, I've got all of my Kimmy Gibbler accessories.
I've got you know, I've got a whole host of stuff,
So whatever still fits. I'm always game, you know me,
I'm always game for that.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
And like, I think it's more for us than the fans,
But I think the fans would get a kick out
of it. But really, I just want to put some
of my old costumes on from Fuller House. I still
have like the fairy Godmother costume too.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Oh yeah, that was? And then do you still have
the renaissance? I have the renstume. Can you imagine if
we showed up to a nineties gone in that would
be they would be like, what is wrong with the
Full House girls?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Except some kids there that would know exactly what it's
from and they would be super pumped about it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
The fans would know. They would know which season, which episode,
who wrote it. Theyres know all the details because they're
so devoted and so great they are all well indeed,
I love this, Like these last few episodes, recapping them
with you has just been so fun and I loved
it so much. Thank you again so much for making
(56:10):
the time and getting to read love this with me?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Oh so fun, I know, thank you. This is fun.
And I hope Jody returns safely and all of that.
But if she's ever out of town again, you know
who to call. I'm happy to fill in anytime.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh the door's always open.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
It's always open.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Oh thanks deej Well, everybody, thank you so much for
joining us for this epic episode of how Rude Tannerito's
don't forget to like and subscribe so you can Listen
to all of our newest episodes as soon as they
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And remember, everybody, the world is small, but the house
(56:52):
is full of fake bosoms and good buddies. Ah every
way are you
Speaker 2 (57:15):
H
Hey, Fana Ritos, Welcome back to an all new episode
of how Rude taner Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber and if
you listened to last week's episode, you'll know that Jody
is out of the country for a few weeks, so
filling in as my co host for this recap is
none other than Candice Cameron Burray Hide. Hi Kenny, thanks
(00:40):
for coming back. I'm so happy to get to do
this with you again. You look fantastic. You're very fancy
for this recap.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Ki Kimmy, I am so overdressed for our podcast today.
So for those of you since if you can't see me,
I am like decked out, almost look like I'm an
evening where for the holidays. I have black sheer, sequinned
bling and glitz and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
But anyways, it's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous role.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
For the for the Howard Podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, I so appreciate you carbon out time to do
this because I know you're in New York right now.
You're very busy. You're doing all this press for your
new Christmas movie with Cameron Matheson Home Sweet Christmas, with
which just came out last weekend. On Great American Family.
This is so exciting.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh yeah, thanks, it's been it's been so much fun.
And this is the second Christmas movie of the year
for me. And yeah, we just premiered Home Sweet Christmas.
And can I just tell you how you've met Cameron?
You know Cameron?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh yeah, and he is like I knew he was.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
A great person in real life, just as a buddy,
as a friend, but he is so delightful to work with.
It's like total like you and me, it's you just
it's effortless. You're having fun, but you're working your professional
Cameron is like that too, And I was like, what
why did we wait so long to work together? You know,
(02:11):
like so easy, it's just effortless. He's just a nice guy.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, I can totally see that. I know what you mean.
When it's just everything clicks and it's almost like you
can read each other's minds, it's.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Exactly And when someone else is like game for it,
because that's the other part, Like you want to have
fun while you're working, and when someone's like, yeah, you
want to do a social video, you want to do
a prank on someone, You want to just be stupid
right now? Sure, like when someone has that attitude, which
I feel like is very much you and me. It
(02:42):
just it's the whole time working. It just feels like
you're a kid and you're like, wow, people are paying
us to go have fun even though we are working hard.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yes, it's hard work, but there's always some fun in
there when you're working with friends. Yeah. So as you're
doing all this press and I remember doing press you
for Fuller House and like, by the end of the day,
you're just like I remember that the first season of
Fuller we did like the longest press days ever and
by the end you were like, I just want to
rip my eyelashes.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Out, And I think you were like, I just want
to take my bra off. Like it's like the eyelashes
and the bra they just want to go. Yeah, I remember, Like,
have you talked about especially because I remember you were
always nervous during press days. They just gave you some anxiety,
a little nervous. So it's always like we would hold hands.
(03:33):
I'm like, I got you, Kimmy.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
We're going to do you ause my emotional support person,
you and Jodie both, because yeah, it still makes me nervous.
I just I don't do it as often as you
guys do so and I'm just an anxious person in general.
So yeah, my hat's off to you for doing this
all the time, because it's not easy. You have to
be on so much and it's a lot of work.
(03:56):
It's hard work. It's a grind.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
It is. It's a grind, that's what it is. But
you know, it's always that after it's all done, because
you try to be done by like five or six
o'clock and then I just look forward to let's just
go have a nice meal. That's all I want. And
it's so that like makes it worth it.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah, and Val is in the city with you too.
That's so great. Unicorn has appeared.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
He has appeared. Yeah, he doesn't travel that much with me,
especially on press stuff, but we're in New York for
a whole week. So Val was like, yeah, I would
love to come. So we're having our little date nights
and he's he actually did an interview with me this
morning for US. I know. They emailed and they said
(04:40):
we saw that VAL's name was on the guest list,
like security list to come up. Our viewers love Valk.
Would he do an interview with us? Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
My gosh, and he was dat, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
So he's like, if you want me to, I'll do it.
So we played like.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
The not so Newlywed, Oh the twenty five plus your
married name.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
It was very cute. And Bell is so funny, so
I know that. I know that when people do see him,
they enjoy him because they don't realize how funny he is.
But yeah, it's been great and we've had good dinners.
So I'm a happy camper.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh that's so sweet. And so it's Christmas movie season. Obviously,
I've been watching so many. So I have a question
that I've always wondered. With so many Christmas movies out there,
how hard is it to not repeat the titles of
the movies? Like how do you come up with new
titles all the time? Is our database?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
It's IMDb? Yes, I mean that's the database. But you know,
the movie Home Sweet Christmas that just aired was actually
called The Sweetest Christmas originally on the script, and then
when we looked it up, that was Lacey Schubert's movie,
like from two years ago. So we were like, can't
do that one. And the way that we came up
(05:59):
with the title, it was literally me and a couple
other producers, and we're just typing in as many movie
titles that we could think of that have themes of
the movie, and then I check it all against IMDb.
I'm like, has this been made? Has this been made?
So I wrote, I have about fifteen suggestions for movie titles,
and then you know, scratched probably eight of them off
(06:22):
that were already current titles, and then I wrote it
down to our top three and then ultimately chose home
Suite Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's a great it's a great title. So I wouldn't
have known you had gone through fifteen other titles to
get there.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I was like, when when did I become a movie
title writer? Is seriously all my movie? Right? You have
to because you have to think of alternate names, Like
legally we have to submit three additional names for the
movie in case the movie title is taken and it
doesn't clear. So in now my experience of producing the
(07:03):
last twelve films, I've become the movie title writer.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That's awesome. Well, you know, if you ever need a
brainstorming session, I'm happy to help out and trying to
throw some ideas.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You're very good for that.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I'm the words person, So I got to DJ.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Are you still playing Wordle?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Not every day, but at least once or twice a week. Yes,
I'm not as fanatical about it. Why are you still
playing Wordle?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I forgot about it because you showed me. We played
it for a little bit, and then I kind of
forgot about it. And then I've been traveling again a lot,
and I was like, I never play games on my phone, Like,
I do not have any games on my phone because
I usually read. I read my book. I you know,
I lug my Bible around.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, you've always got your Bible in your networks.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
It's either that or I'll do like Q and A
on Instagram. But I was like, anyway, donloaded Wordle again
because I go, oh, it's an app. So I started
playing it on the airplane, and I'm like, I really
like this game. It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It's great because it's just a quick like not even
five minutes. It's it can be as long or as
short as you want.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
So yeah, and I'll play it for I'll do like
five or six sessions of it because it's not the
live daily one that's on is it New York Times? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
New York Times.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah. I just have the app, so you can do
as many as you want. And yeah, that's what I
do until I get bored.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh, you can always send me your there's a way
to send your score to someone without revealing the answer
to see like a little it's a little competitive. Have
some other friends that I do this with, so it's like, oh,
I got it in four, and they're like, I got
it in two, and so it's yeah, you're very competitive,
So maybe I shouldn't suggest that to you.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Like that to me, Please send that. I so want
to do that and be competitive.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Okay, I'll send you my next wordle score and we
can compare notes. Perfect. I love it. Well, let's discuss
this episode. This this is so this was such a
funny episode and I'm so glad I was in it too,
so we can I know our DJ kimmey bits.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So happy you were in it. And I laughed out
loud so hard watching this episode. It was the silliest
thing ever. It was so ridiculous. But again, because I
haven't watched these episodes in twenty years, it was so
flip and funny.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh yeah, it's it's one of those again, one of
those episodes that people always remember they're like, oh yeah,
when Danny and Joey dressed up as women, Like, it's
just it's iconic and it's so funny. And I forgot
that this is the episode where we where the TV
falls over the banister.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I know I was watching, and we pick up the TV.
I'm like, I don't even remember any of this. I
don't remember what happened. But then as we walked up
the stairs, I was like, oh wait, I think we
dropped the TV.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
I screamed. I was so excited. I was like, this
is it, This is it? Yeah, excited that you're here
to discuss this with me. Yes, again, a classic moment,
dropping the TV over the banister. But we'll get there.
Let me let me start the recap and we'll go
through it. We'll go through a scene by scene. Today
we're discussing season three, episode twenty three, titled Fraternity Reunion.
(10:19):
It originally aired on April twenty seventh, nineteen ninety, and
it goes a little something like this. Danny and Joey
disguise themselves as women so they can get their fraternity
seal back from a sorority house where their reunion is
being held. Unfortunately, the plan goes south when Danny and
Joey get arrested and they end up in jail. It
(10:40):
was directed by Billy Fausta Coffee Coffee, and it was
written by Tony DeMarco and David Ketchum. This is a
one off. This is the only episode they wrote for
Full House, and it's a great one. They out of
the park. We have some great guest stars, like very
recognizable guest stars. We have Greg Collins who plays one
(11:05):
of the prisoners. This guy's done everything. I instantly recognized him.
I was like, oh oh, he's best known for the
Rock Armageddon, Independence Day and Coyote. Ugly like this guy,
and then he's done guest appearances on literally everything. Like
there's no time to even talk about if there's a
show out there he's been on, It's it's fantastic. And
he'll be back three more times on Full House, always
(11:27):
playing a different person but still like a tough guy.
He'll be back in season five, season six, and season eight,
so I'm excited to get to those. Yeah, he's utilized
a lot. Next, we have Riff Hutton as Sergeant. He too,
has like a crazy number of credits to his name.
He's best known for General Hospital Jag Doogie Howser, MD,
(11:50):
and the nineteen ninety TV series Tribes.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Wow right actor, Yeah, yep.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Then we have Peter Isaacson as waiter with the best
nineties hair.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh my gosh, she was so funny in it. They're
a whole bit together. And the fact that he's taller
than Bob was crazy because yeah four.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, six ' four, so he had to be at
least six ' five or taller.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Because I think Bob had like little kitten heels on.
I think both Bob and Dave had little, like an
one and a half inch heels on.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, Oh my gosh, those high heels were so funny,
so funny, they could not be shorter. So Peter has
appeared in The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Threes, Company, Uh,
and Valerie, so he's done a ton of work as well.
We also have Jennine Jackson who plays Mary Anne, the
(12:44):
sorority sister. She's appeared on the Jeff Foxworthy show Days
of Our Lives and more recently American Band. She's great
and last, but certainly not least, we have Tony Longo,
who plays the other tough prisoner. He was in six.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Candles, he played rock what Yes, go back and watch this.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Yeah, I'm like he's looking for We don't know why
he was in sixteen Candles. He was also in Angels
in the Outfield and again he's done a million guest
spots on everything. So we gets him like heavy Hitters.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, go, full house go.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Who I knew? Who knew that we had this much
muscle behind us that we can get all these fabulous actors.
So we start with the teaser. In Jesse's room, Jesse
is strumming a song on his guitar and when Michelle
comes running in and wants to play a game. They
decide to play the Laughing Game, where they try to
make each other laugh. They each make a series of
(13:42):
funny faces and Michelle sticks out her tongue. When Jesse
does the same, she grabs onto his tongue and tugs it.
Jesse does not enjoy this, so he tells Michelle she
wins the game, but she still doesn't let go, so
he groans and finally decides to tickle her to set
him free, and Shell lets out a big laugh.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Sure but sweet, that's where she did her little like
pull her cheeks apart, you know, stick her tongue out face,
which she did in the last week's episode.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Oh yeah, that's right, Yeah, she's that's that was their thing.
Olsen's loved. Once they learned that trick, they were doing
it all the time. Very cute. So next we're in
the kitchen, Danny is folding clothes as he and Joey
sing we are Kai Sigma Sigma.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Was socks behind my back, behind my back?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
No, people know, people know, the fanritles know about that.
That's the Debbie.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah they do, yes, yeh, because you had her on.
But yeah, anytime, it's like if he's holding laundry, he's
folding sacks behind my back.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
The little little full House insider joke there. I love it.
So the guys are singing their fraternity song, we are
Kai Sigma Sigma, Kai Sigma Squared, We are Kai Sigma Sigma.
So girls be prepared. Bugcha uga chuga ooga chugga ooh,
and they're like thrusting their heads forward like pigeons.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Did you see they were laughing and they were genuinely
laughing at each other. I'm like, that's Bob and Dave
in real life.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised they got through it, Like, I
wonder how many takes they had to do without breaking,
because you can see they are just on the verge,
on the cusp of breaking so great. So they laugh
at themselves, and Joey says, oh, our ten year fraternity
reunion is tonight. You know how long I've been waiting
for this, And Danny gives the obvious response ten years.
(15:35):
Then Jesse comes storming into the kitchen. He's wearing his
motorcycle gear and he's complaining, I can't take this anymore.
Living in the city is driving me crazy. He continues
to tell the story of all of his traffic problems,
involving a bus, a jackhammer, a stray pit bull, and
a kid on a skateboard who spray paints his helmet
and the back of his jacket. Jesse's very upset. He
(15:58):
heaves a big sigh and says, you know what, I know,
I need a nice drive through the wilderness. I'll cruise
through the pine trees and the redwoods, the flowers, but
I bet her cruise by the pharmacy first, because I'm
allergic to all those things. And then he leaves and
shuts the door behind.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Him, and he's like not even in the rest of
the episode. Till the very end. I was thinking as
I was, like, what happened? John's never not in the
whole episode. He was in two scenes while including the teaser.
But do we think that John had something else to do?
Was he even there for the audience show? Was this
like a weird, weird week where they pre taped his
(16:34):
scenes or something?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, I'm using that's the first thing I thought of.
I'm like, I get I bet he wasn't available because
they could just sort of shoot out his little bit
at the door there with just Bob and Dave, so
it didn't involve them. They could they probably pretape that
on a Thursday.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
I feel like that's what they did. I'd be curious
to ask John, because yeah, it was anyway, I think
that was probably the only episode he was only in
two scenes.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right well, because normally I'm sure he would be very
upset to not be in the rest of the episode.
That's you know, John wants to be involved, So yeah,
he must have had a conflict, you know. It happens.
So Danny asks Joey if he's seen his Chi Sigma
Sigma sweater because he'd love to wear it to the reunion,
and Joey reminds him our fraternity brothers burned it the
(17:22):
night you let the lamb to Tau Delta girls steal
our fraternity seal. Danny defends himself. They jumped me when
I was trying to clean it. Joey emphasizes that the
whole fraternity was disgraced. He just hopes that Danny's prepared
to relive that shame tonight. Danny sighs, So I wish
there was some way to get that seal back, and
(17:45):
Joey smiles, There is. The other Greek houses are having
their ten year reunion. We'll just steal it back from
the same girls who stole it from us. Joey tells
Danny it's up to him. He can either be a
fraternity dud or a fraternity stood, and Danny declares, I'm
gonna be the stud.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
She was very funny, by the way, Was it just me? Am?
I really dumb in that when they kept talking about
the fraternity seal, I was thinking of like a patch,
like a seal to seal, you know, a patch on
the sweater or something, But it's an actual seal. It's
a stuff animal seal.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
I thought the same thing. I thought it would be
like a crest or, like a plaque or something. But no,
it's a stuffed animal.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I know.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
It makes we did props not have a budget this week? Like,
why is it? It should have been like some sort
of monument or something, you know, specific to this side
the side side Sigma sigmas or whatever it is exactly. Yeah.
So next we're in the living room, DJ and Kimmy
are sitting on the couch with their school notebooks listening
(18:52):
to Brian Kale talk about Soviet Union and do some
more goods on the TV. Oh my god, did you
have like an instant I had an instant reaction. I'm like, oh, Brian,
that's Brian Kale, our dialogue coach. For those of you
who don't know, that's so funny. Yeah it didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
It didn't even hit me. Honestly, when I watched it.
I need to go back and watch it again.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Oh yeah, I had a visceral reaction. It was just like, oh, yeah,
that's Brian. He did a lot of our voiceover stuff. Yes,
and he was in a couple of episodes too. Brian
was He's just so great. I thought it was just
so funny.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
To hear him totally attention to your cute little pastel ensemble.
It was like the matching top, the matching pattern top
with the matching pants, and then you had two colored
little scrunchies or rubber bands in your hair that were
like fluffy little rubber bands. Then, yeah, so cute. I
was just like, you're so cute. And then I look
(19:48):
at it and I'm like, and we are so cute together.
It was just kim Me and DJ. I get it.
I get the love.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
You know, we are adorable. I looked at myself and
it did look like I was pajamas, but hey, you
know it's Kimmi Gibbler or anything goes. And you are
in your mustard yellow, your signature color, and your purple skirt.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's purple Swede skirt. I think I bought those Swede
skirts in every color. But again, yes, had the mustard
and then did I have a vest over it?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, you had a little vest over it and matching
yellow socks. It looked adorable. You looked just like DJ.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
And that definitely was the hair where I would go
get the blowout before that was that was the blown
out hair for sure.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Was the blown out hair.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, I think because I had the crimped hair the
week before that, maybe I didn't think I was getting
the blown out hair yet.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
But that was like.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
That was that was the hairdresser, not like Frank doing
my hair.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh okay or Matt. Yeah, we've we've talked in the past.
JODI's mentioned how you used to like push your hair
out like finger, like finger your hair out to the
sides and then spray it so then it would like
stay out away from your face.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Big wings. We need big wings.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We all did that. Like that's how you did your hair.
That's how you got that big nineties hair. It's awesome.
So Kimmy grabs the remote and changes the channel. DJ
reminds her that they have to watch the news for
their homework. Kimmy protests, the news will be old tomorrow,
(21:29):
but the top ten video countdown is good for a week. DJ,
being the good girl that she is, emphasizes our grades
will stay on our record forever.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
This felt very reminiscent of looking now knowing who DJ
Tanner is in Fuller House, seeing DJ say that line,
and like just telling Kimmy like we have to think
ahead and being diligent and organized. I was like, oh yeah,
so DJ, she was that way even at twelve years old.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Oh yeah, that carried right on through through Fuller House too.
You're the organized one, the type A Yeah, that was
there from the very beginning.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I don't think I recognized it as a twelve year old,
you know what I mean. So when I watched it,
I was like, oh, she was, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
It's we should have done like we didn't do any
like research before we did Fuller, Like I didn't go
back and watch these episodes or anything. And so it's
amazing that it's just it all. It's like muscle memory.
It all just comes right back to you and whatever
comes out, that's your character, you know. So Kimmy stands
and suggests a new idea. Why don't we bring this
TV upstairs and then we can watch two TVs at once.
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DJ says Kimmy, that is not a bad idea, and
the girls roll the TV on the cart over to
the stairs. This was the day.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
These were the.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Days when you had like one TV in the entire
house and the whole family would gather to watch it.
Like nobody had a TV in every bedroom or multiples.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Even hooked up to a cable box. You could literally
just plug it into the wall and banana or bunny
antenna's it's just whatever you caught the antenna signal.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
It's so funny. So Stephanie walks in the front door
to find the girls lifting the heavy TV up the staircase.
She questions what are you doing, and Kimmy explains that
they're taking the TV upstairs so they can watch music
videos and the news at the same time. She boasts
a pretty smart idea I had, huh, and Stephanie snaps
her back to reality. If you're so smart, why didn't
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you just bring the little TV downstairsim? Kimmy pulls an
explanation out of thin air. Uh, because we needed the exercise.
But now that we're pumped, I'll go get the little TV.
So by now, DJ kimm you're at the top of
the stairs. They're holding and balancing the TV on the banister.
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Kimmy let's go of the big TV and tries to
walk away, but her cardigan is stuck under the TV,
so she yanks on it and pulls it out from underneath,
sending the TV toppling over the banister. It lands on
the living room floor, shattering the screen into pieces. All
three girls and the audience gasp and stare at the mess.
(24:18):
I remember I remember doing that. It was like kind
of not scary, but I remember being like, oh, I
really broke the TV.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Yeah, Like, are we really going to drop a real TV?
And they were like, yeah, yeah, you go ahead drop it.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
It felt very forbidden back in nineteen ninety totally, so
again I had that same visceral reaction. I'm like, oh, no,
it broke, and I'm like, of course it broke. That's
you know, the joke's gotta work. Yep. So Danny comes
running into the room to witness this disaster. He shouts
what why? How?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Who?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Stuff? And Kimmy and DJ run down the stairs, and
Kimmy immediately apologizes, mister Tanner, I am really really sorry.
It was all my idea. Danny asks, it was your
idea to throw my television over the banister? DJ stepson, No,
we have a really good explanation. She tries to explain,
but then stops herself. You know it sounded better before
(25:12):
I said it. Jimmy apologizes to Danny again, I am really, really,
really really sorry. I talked DJ into it. This is
a rare moment of Kimmy actually like taking the blame.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I was taking back. It was so responsible of Kimmy.
I loved seeing you say this, and I was like, again,
was like, well, why was everyone so mean to Kimmy
all the time? She fessed up right away. I mean,
that was so big of Kimmy to take responsibility.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, which we then understand.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
It kind of works for the problem that we're going
to get into later in the episode.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yes, comed around full circle.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
But I really did love this moment just to see
Kimmy owning up to it and covering, not covering, but
being upfront for her best friend so her best friend
wouldn't get in as much try as she could have.
It was really mature of her.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah. I was really happy to see that too, because
Kimmy has certainly thrown DJ under the bus a few times,
like the her birthday. You threw me a birthday party
and I invited those terrible girls from junior High and
then I left the party like I have done some
mean things to you. So I'm glad I sort of
made up for it this time and took the blame.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
That was sweet.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
So Danny appreciates Kimmy's honesty, but just because she thought
of a dumb idea doesn't mean DJ had to go
along with it. He tells the girls, it seems that
it seems every time the two of you get together,
there's some kind of trouble, and Steph chimes in good
point pop.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Laugh out loud, and she was like, ah.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
She's so just like piling on. She's like, Ooh, DJ's
in trouble, I'm gonna pile on.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
She I laughed so hard at Jody, like she's the cutest,
She's so funny.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
She really Isdanny tells Jimmy it's time to go home.
As she walks to the front door, she says, okay,
but she really wants to tell Danny one last time
that she is really really really really really and Danny
shuts the door on her, and Kimmy shouts from outside,
really sorry, Danny, siys. He puts his hand on DJ's
shoulder and breaks the news. For the next three weeks,
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you are not allowed to see or talk to Kimmy Gibbler. Meanwhile,
Stephanie's nick, what did.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
You think about that punishment?
Speaker 1 (27:28):
I thought it was kind of harsh. I did three weeks,
like maybe a weekend or a week max.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, a week max. And I was like, whoa, three weeks.
That's actually impressive for like a sitcom punishment. I wouldn't
even do that to my kid, and I feel like
I'm a pretty strict parent, but I was like, three weeks.
You can't talk to her or interact with her in
any way, like wow, okay.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah. So Steph is next to her dad and she's
doing these stern hand gestures to help him get his
point across.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Again, I was loud being so hard at her doing
these hand gestures. She's not even saying anything, and she's
stealing the scene, like hilarious.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So funny. DJ's upset.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
DJ's upset.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
She says, Dad, Kimmy's my best friend, and Danny says,
I don't even know why you hang out with her,
and Stephanie continues her gesticulating. Danny continues, you and Kimmy
have nothing in common except maybe your schoolwork, and that's
only because she copies it. Now, go on up to
your room out like I was a little hurt. That
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was like, ouch, Danny has really got it in for
Kimmy right now, So Danny catches Stephanie doing her hand
gestures and gives her a look, and Stephanie says, well,
I guess we told her. Next in the kitchen, uh DJ,
Stephanie Michelle are sitting at the dining table playing the
Cup game with each other. Sheelle tries to copy them.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh, yeah, tell me, because that whole Cup game the
so that became like famous or popular when Anna Kendrick
did it in Pitch Perfect, everyone was like, oh my gosh,
that's so amazing. And she sang the whole song and
did it, and we were Jody and I were sitting
over here like, hey man, we did that first nineteen
(29:24):
ninety and I kind didn't make it up. I mean
we didn't make it up either. It was I don't
know where it came from, but yeah, that was like
that whole song in the little cup thing.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, you you did it first. You guys did it first.
You deserve a credit in Pitch Perfect. You just some
sort of credit. So let it be known, folks here
on Haward Tannerto's Candice and Jody and the Lsome Twins
did it first. Yeah, the Cup game. So Michelle's trying
to copy along and play along, and she says, how
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do you do that? And DJ begins to to show
her how to do the cup game, but realizes it
might be a little too complicated for the toddler, so
she suggests, why don't I teach you patty cake instead,
and Michelle responds okay. Danny walks downstairs and asks DJ,
shouldn't you be getting dinner ready? And she says, okay,
I'll start right now. DJ tells Michelle she'll teach her
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patty cake later. Michelle holds up her pinky and says,
pinky swell, and DJ and Michelle pinky swell.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
That was cute. That was a good impression, so cute.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Joey walks up the stairs carrying a big Duffel bag
and two garment bags. He tells Danny he has everything
they need to get their fraternity seal back. Joey assures
him it's the perfect plan, and Danny asks what is it.
Joey responds, you'll just have to trust to me, and
they walk out the door. Next we are at the
Lamb to Too Delta reunion. The alumni of this sorority
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are mingling at the house. The camera pans over to
the entrance and that's when we see Joey and Danny
walking dressed as women.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
They looked like they were from the Golden Girls or something.
That's like the outfits. It was like Betty White and
be Arthur.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It was so bad, like the fashion just the fashion
was so bad. I mean, I know it was the nineties,
but it was hysterical, so funny. The crowd goes crazy.
The audience loves it. They let out a round of
applause as they see the guys are dressed in wigs,
wearing makeup, dresses, short high heels, and they even stuffed
their broads. Now, this is a nod to Bosom Buddies,
(31:36):
which Jeff worked on and wrote for and produced back
in the early eighties.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
So that's so funny, that's so great. It's also very
similar what I thought I forgot about Bosom Buddies. But
I forgot. There's a really old Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemon
and Tony Curtis movie called Some Like It Hot, and
it's the same premise. It's so hilarious and funny. But
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they are trying to join a band, but the only
one they could get into was a women's and all
women's band, So they dress up like women so they
could join it. There's this whole train scene anyway, it's hysterical.
If you've ever seen some like it hot, it's in
black and white, but it stands the test of time.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Oh, that's hysterical.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
This is I forgot about with some buddies.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, I'm assuming that's why Jeff put this in here,
but it is. It's hysterical. Well, you know, whenever it
comes up on a sitcom or a movie or anything,
it's it's really it's always good for a physical gag.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
So Joey whispers to Danny, we're just gonna grab the
seal and leave, and Danny says, can't we just leave?
Joey says no, But before they make their way over
to the seal, Joey adjusts Danny's fake boobs to make
them symmetrical.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
I feel like that's what we would do behind the scenes,
and like Andrea be like, are my boobs even? Can
you pick one up? Like just readjust it's very true.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
To life to being a woman. You're just like, I
gotta just gotta a little adjustment. So some of the
other women take notice of this and give the guys
funny looks. Danny's like, that's it, I'm out of here.
He turns to leave and accidentally bumps into one of
the women. She smiles Hi, and Danny responds in a
high pitched voice.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
The woman introduces herself, I'm mary Anne, class of eighty,
and Joey responds in his high pitched voice, Hi, I'm Sheila,
and I have no class.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It was so funny.
Speaker 1 (33:31):
It's so funny. Dar's so in his element, like this
is Dave's time to shine. Like I mean, they're both great,
but Dave is just so.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
And like the little high women's voices.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Are so funny, so great. I left so hard at
all of this. How so, mary Anne says, forgive me,
But I don't remember either of you, and I'm pretty
sure I would. Danny nervously explains, Oh, we didn't belong
to the San Francisco chapter. We're from the Midwest. When
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Marianne asks where in the Midwest, Joey responds Illinois, while
Danny responds Missouri. At the same time, mary Anne looks confused,
and Joey explains it was a very big campus. Mary
Anne laughs and walks away. Then Robin Donnie sash A's
past the men we know. It was so good to
(34:31):
see her. I wish she was She wasn't credited for this,
and she had a line she should have been credited.
But yeah, she's been in some at least one previous
episode too, so I was really happy to see her again.
Danny wonders, how do they walk like that? And Joey admires,
I don't know, but I'm glad they do. Danny's confident
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we can do that, and the guys attempt to sash
a through the crowd, but they're really not blending in
at all. No, Danny stops and put points to the corner.
There's the seal. The camera shows a stuffed animal seal
dressed in a Chai Sigma Sigma shirt, and Joey decides
he'll go check it out. Danny is now standing in
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the middle of the room all alone. He's adjusting his
dress when a waiter walks up and notices. The waiter admits,
I've had my eyes on you from the moment you
walked in. You're not like the other girls.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Danny certainly is not.
Speaker 1 (35:28):
Danny agrees, He's like, thank you for noticing. The waiter continues.
A couple of tall timbers like us could start quite
a forest fire. Then he slips his card into the
shoulder of Danny's dress.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The shoulder pad. That was hilarious, Like, who does that?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
No, it's so great. The waiter flirtitiously says, later, you
and me lumbada, and Danny squeals, how rude it makes
it me lying for Joey. Such a funny bit. So
Joey tells Danny the plan all create a diversion. You
break in and grab the seal, and Danny nods. Got it.
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Joey walks to the center of the room and gets
the attention of everyone. He proclaims that this party is boring,
and everyone nods in agreement. Joey tells them in the
Illinois chapter, we used to roast tweenies and burp tupperware
my favorite.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Sorry, this is the best line. Did I just cut
you off?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
No, that's fine. No, the grost tweenies and burg tupperware.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes, two very funny words, weenie's burp, and so that
whole line. Laugh. I rewound it and rewatched it, like
and in the woman's voice, yeah did it. Yeah, it
was like, oh my gosh, roast weenies, burp tupperware.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
I don't even know what that means. I don't know
what burke tupperware means.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Burping tupperware is when you put the lid on, and
you know how it's the pressure that's in it.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh so sometimes when.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
You pick the up, you gotta kind of like open
it up, and sometimes it makes a little burping sound
before you take it all off because of all the air.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Okay, so that's that's what he's referring to. I was
just like, what, Yeah, But.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Those words are just they're like comedy gold words on
a sitcom Weeney.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
And that's right in Dave's wheelhouse. You know, He's just
he loves these words. He loves this whole bit.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's Oh. I laughed. I laughed like I was ten
years older.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I thought that line, it's so true. So Joey decides
that we're all going to do the limbo. He shimmies
his body and turns on some party music. The women
line up one by one and give the limbo a try,
And meanwhile, Danny's trying to break open the trophy case
to retrieve the seal. One of the sorority sisters encourages
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Joey to take a turn at the limbo, so Joey
walks up to the pole to give it a shot.
He jokes, how low can I go? I'm a limbo bimbo.
He bends back and goes under the pole, and this
causes his wig to fall off. The women gasp. Mary
Anne shouts this bimbo's a man, and Joey tries to
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play it off. Thank goodness, I don't have to live
this lie another minute, and then he yells to Danny
in his normal voice, grab the seal. Danny grabs the
seal and the women yell stop him. They begin to
hit him with their purses, so he throws the seal
to Joey. Joey holds it like a football and sticks
his arm out, speeding through the house like a running back.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
That was so funny too.
Speaker 1 (38:38):
Dave is so in his element, like he commits, He
commits to the bit, and like, you know, you can't
half ass a bit like this, you just have to commit,
and he goes for it. Oh, I love it. So
a woman snatches the wig off Danny's head and someone
notices him that's the geek tickle him. Both men get
tackled to the ground before they can escape out the door.
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The women hoist the men back onto their feet, and
that's when Danny and Joey realize they've been handcuffed together.
Mary Anne pulls out her badge and tells them, I'm
a police officer and you're both under arrest for a
tempted burglary. Duntu du The women cheered. The waiter stomps
up to Danny and snatches his card back from him.
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He shakes his head, you tease, and then Marianne takes
the guys out of the house. Next we're at the
police station. Marianne brings the handcuffed guys into the station,
and the and the on duty sergeant jokes, well, what
do we have here? A fashion violation? Joey gets defensive.
This happens to be a copy of a very expensive ensemble,
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Danny reminds him, and this happens to be jail shut up.
Mary Anne tells them it's too bad they couldn't pay
their bill. That's what you get for messing with lamb
to tau delta, and she leaves. The sergeant opens the
jail cell and smirks, in you go, gentlemen, we see
three tough guys in the cell waiting for Danny and Joey.
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One of them gruffly states, guess what it's happy hour.
Joey tries to act tough as he walks into the cell.
He whips his wig off and throws it into the
corner for added effect, and Danny follows suit, trying to
walk the same as him. In an effort to hide
the nervous sweat that he's producing, Joey alters his voice
to be more deep and raspy than it usually is.
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He asks the other guys, so, what did you lugs
get busted for? And the tough guy tells them scalping.
Danny says, oh, tickets, and the other inmate responds no.
Joey and Danny grab their own scalps in horror. Realizing
what this means, Danny decides this is time. It's time
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for his one and only phone call, so he gets
out of there. Joey's left all alone with the three scalpers,
and he smiles nervously. You guys like Popeye, he lets
out soft Popeye laugh as they circle around him like vultures.
Back in the living room, DJ's teaching Michelle patty Cake
as promised. When the phone rings, DJ answer it answers
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it Hello, Yes, I'll accept the charges. Danny begins to talk, Uh, sweetheart,
I have a little bit of a problem. Joey and
I pulled a silly prank tonight and we're sort of
in jail. DJ shouts, you're ware and Danny shushes her,
explaining he doesn't want to scare her sisters. He instructs
DJ to call Graandma or Becky and give them the
check book on his dresser before coming down to the
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police station to bail them out. DJ says, don't worry,
you can count on me, and Danny says thanks. We
cut to the jail cell, where we see Joey lying
on the floor as one of the inmates traces the
shape of his body with a piece of chalk like
it's a crime scene. Danny begs DJ to hurry and
hangs up the phone.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
You know, it was at this point where I realized
I was like, Okay, DJ, gim me in, DJ, or
how old are we here? Twelve?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
No, we're at least thirteen.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, because we have the thirteenth episode thirteens, which is
totally appropriate babysitting age. However, I feel like in today's
day and age, we let thirteen year old's babysit anymore?
Speaker 1 (42:16):
No, that seems a little too, a little.
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Young, because then I realized, why is any asking for
Uncle Jesse to come down? And then I'm like, oh,
he took a ride in nature or he left for
the weekend. So the three girls are home alone.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
I mean as a kid, I was home alone all
the time at thirteen. But I just feel like today
we don't do that.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
Yeah, no, no, I agree. I think it's more like
fifteen sixteen, Like once you get to driving age for sure,
like then you're old enough and responsible enough to babysit.
But thirteen seems young, but.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Thirteen to then be babysitting two younger ones. I was like,
look at DJ and Kimney being so responsible. I mean,
you haven't come back yet into the house, but you know, yeah,
we're very repossible.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
We're very responsible. DJ. So Danny gets pushed back into
the cell and Joey yells, Danny, are we out of here? Danny? Danny,
and the inmate asks Danny. I think I know you,
aren't you? Danny Tanner. You're the host of Wake Up
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San Francisco. I love that show. He grabs Danny's shoulder
and squeezes him, telling him he has a big following
in prison. Danny's pleasantly surprised. He asks, did you happen
to catch my segment on the Southwestern Cooking last week?
And the inmates are all exclaiming, oh, we loved it.
It was great. Danny's very excited and he tells them
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all about this. As Joey is still lying on the floor.
Back in the living room, DJ opens the door to
reveal Kimmy and Kimmy's in shock. Your dad's in the slammer.
DJ tells her to sh but Kimmy continues to ask
what did he do? Dust bust a cop admits she
doesn't know what he did, but she can't find Grandma
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or Becky, so she has to go down there by
herself to bail them out. Stephanie Michelle walk into the
room and steph shouts Kimmy, you're not allowed in this
house for three weeks, and Michelle follows up by saying,
you're in big trouble. Mister DJ tells them it's okay.
She explains that she needs to go out so Kimmy
will be babysitting them. Steph raises an eyebrow. Wouldn't we
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stand a better chance taking care of ourselves? A car
honks outside and it's DJ's cab. I was wondering. I'm like,
how is DJ gonna get there? The DJ tells Steph
not to worry. Everything's gonna be okay. As DJ begins
to walk out, Michelle pouts what about my patty Cake?
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And DJ says I'll teach it to you later. DJ
leaves and Stephanie asks Kimmy what's the matter, and Kimmy
confidently responds, never fear Gibbler's here, and Stephanie throws her
arms in the air and sarcastically says, oh, I feel
much better now. Michelle asks Kimmy, will you teach me
patty cake? And Kimmy nods sure, I'll teach you, squirt,
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and Michelle says, thank you, but don't call me squirt.
So cute.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
It was cute.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
Back in the jail, the three inmates are performing a
synchronized kick line for Danny and Joey as they sing
New York, New York. They finish, and one of them
proudly says, we're available in three to five years, and
it cracks me up how Dave and Bob are sitting
with their legs wide like men sit while wearing these dresses.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
No good thing that their dresses were covering their knees
because it was not very classy or lady.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
No, no, it's so great, Oh my goodness. So DJ
comes running in. She tells the sergeant, excuse me, I'm
looking for Danny Tanner, and the man points to the
cell and says blue dress. DJ turns to find her
dad and Joey in their dresses, and she's flabbergasted. Danny
asks DJ what is she doing here, and DJ says
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Grandma and Becky weren't home, so she had to come
down by herself. But she says, don't worry about the
girls because Kimmy is babysitting them. Danny sarcastically responds, yeah,
this night just keeps getting better and better. That's when
Mary Anne comes walking back up to the cell. She
tells the guys that the suolready took a vote and
they decided that the men have been humiliated enough they're
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dropping the charges. Joey is extremely thankful and proceeds to
hug Danny, shouting we're free, and Danny sternly tells him
never ever hug me when I'm in prison. We cut
to the living room where Kimmy and Michelle are playing
patty Cake with one another on the couch. After they
complete patty Cake successfully, the crowd aws and gives them
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a round of applause.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
I loved this and I love that you guys, they
showed the whole patty cake. Yeah, yeah, shows today and
I feel like they wouldn't take the thirty seconds to
do an entire patty Cake with a kid. And again,
it was so adorable. And that's like what those little
types of things made Full House is what it is
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in terms of like falling in love, Like families fell
in love with it because they took the time to
like pay attention to kids and what they were doing.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Yeah, that was important to Michelle and I remember the
Olsons were really like really learning how to do patty
cake and they couldn't quite get you know, patty cake
is normally you alternate hands, and they couldn't quite get that.
So that's why we just did both hands at the
same time, because you know, it just made it simpler
for them. But yeah, they were really learning how to
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play Patty Cake that week. So yeah, I'm so happy
I got to be a part of that because I
didn't have a whole lot of scenes with Michelle. So
I h yeah, I just loved this whole bit. So
Danny and Joey walk in and Danny announces were back.
The girl's jaws drop at the sight of them. Michelle
exclaims Daddy's a girl, and Stephanie corrects her, No, he's
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a woman, and Kimmy chimes in, an ugly woman.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
You said that.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
I'm trying to remember if I if I was directed
to deliver that line that way, or if I just did.
I think I just did it.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I think that he just did it.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
It just came out, you know. It's just an ugly
woman like for emphasis. So Danny asks the girls if
everything's okay here, and Michelle happily tells him that Kimmy
taught her her Pattycake. Stephanie puts her arm around Kimmy
and admits she's really an excellent babysitter. Whoa plot twist?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
What oh, Kimmy is so redeemed in this whole episode.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
I love it fine, I mean it's short lived. I'm sure.
You know, I'll go back to being insulted by the
Tanners by the next episode. But for this moment, oh,
I was loving.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
But this is why you always love Kimmy for all
the episodes, even going forward, because you always saw that
Kimmy is a good kid and a good person and
has a heart and she's not as clueless as we
make her out to be. So it makes all of
those other clueless moments way more bearable. Like you're willing
to put up with Kimmy because you're still rooting for
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her because she's awesome and this episode shows it.
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah, she's not like means spirited or evil or anything
like that. She's just she's her own person and she's
got her own type of flavor. But she loves DJ
so much and would do anything for DJ. So yeah,
I loved it. So Danny admits he's happy and incredibly
shocked to hear that Kimmy was a great babysitter. He
(49:45):
tells the girls it's time they head up to bed.
Stephanie hugs Kimmy and says good night to her. Then
she takes Michelle's hand and starts to leave the room,
but stops herself. I just hugged Kimmy. Gibbler, Dad and
Joey are in dresses. Michelle throws her arms in the air.
What a day. Danny pat's Kimmy on the back, thanking
her for her help. Tonight, he tells her she did
(50:07):
a good job, so he's going to take a week
off of her banishment. Kimmy's excited about this. She says, wow, thanks,
mister t. I guess a stretch in the Big House
really mellows a guy out. I thought I thought he
could have just said, you know what, forget the banishment,
You're welcome back in my house like a.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Week, I know, taking a week off. I was like,
how about reduce it to one week or nothing at all?
Thank you for I know, I thought Danny was a
little over reactive this whole episode.
Speaker 1 (50:39):
I definitely agree with that. But Kimmy's just excited to
be praised, you know. She's just like, I'll take it.
Whatever you have to give me, I'll take it.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
The word banishment in itself was so weird to me, Like,
you're banished from my home.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Like I've been exiled to another island or something. I
So Danny walks past Joey and glares at him. Joey
glares right back, and DJ points out, you guys haven't
said a word to each other since I sprung you.
Danny shouts, I am sick of Joey and his dumb ideas.
DJ reminds her dad that he's the one who said
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it doesn't matter who thinks up the dumb idea if
the other person goes along with it. Hmm, and the
student becomes the teacher. I love this. DJ's throwing that
lesson right back in his face. So Danny protests, but
I didn't want to go along with this, and Joey
reminds him, but you did, and do you know why
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you did? Because you need some fun in your life.
One day, we're going to look back at this and
laugh our heads off. Danny responds, I doubt it, and
DJ says, Dad, you might want to take a look
in the mirror. Danny walks over to the nearest mirror
and can't help but smile at the sight of himself.
Joey does the same and jokes if we tease our
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hair and kind of contoured our cheekbones a bit, we
would be and Danny concludes, we'd still be the ugliest
women in the world and they burst into laughter together.
Dj smiles, when you guys laugh like that, it sounds
just like me and Kimmy, and Danny admits, I guess
in a way, Joey is sort of my Kimmy gibbler aw.
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Joey holds out his hand for a handshake and asks
bosom buddies, and Danny smiles, Nah, we're out of prison.
Give me a hug, and they embrace, but the pull
away when their fake breasts are getting in the way
of the hug. The last scene is in the kitchen.
Danny's back in his normal clothes when Jesse storms in
through the back door, still in his motorcycle clothes from earlier,
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but this time he's covered head to toe in mud.
He yells, thank god, I'm back in the city. Mother
nature kicked my butt. He takes off his sunglasses and
we see that he has a sunburn all over his face.
Jesse tells Danny more about his horrible day involving angry bees,
a swamp, and a snakelike twig. Danny tells him to
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go upstairs and take a bath, but Jesse interrupts him.
Is that a pearl earring? You're wearing. Danny realizes he's
still wearing the earring from earlier and takes it off
with embarrassment. Jesse asks, is there anything you'd like to
tell me? And Danny shakes his head, you don't want
to know. Jesse decides he'll just go wash up. He's
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had a strange day, but then he realizes that Danny's
day may have been a little bit stranger and that's
our show. Yeah. I love this episode so much. The
physical comedy was just unmatched between Bob and Dave. Oh
my goodness, totally agreed.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
I was so happy to watch this episode because I
was cackling and laughing so hard through the whole thing.
And it's Yeah, watching these last two episodes is made
me fall in love with full House. But even know,
I didn't even know how good it was.
Speaker 1 (54:04):
It's so good and I didn't even realize till we
got to this episode. I had this like light bulb
moment where I was like, oh, the episode I wrote
for Fuller House about college tours where we steal the
bronze cap we're trying to get the bronze cap back
from the sorority is a nod to that episode, and
so I wore. I wore my little California University sweater
(54:27):
from that episode today.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Oh my gosh, I have my outfit from that episode too. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (54:33):
Oh so your little cheerleader outfit, my cheerleader outfit.
Speaker 2 (54:36):
Oh had I known? Well, I'm not. I'm not at home,
but I went on. I feel like Andrea next Nineties con,
we need to like wear some full House or Fuller
House gear together.
Speaker 1 (54:49):
Oh okay, or the photo ops the.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
Fans clothes or something. I don't know what the fans.
I just feel like we have all this good stuff
and I I just I need to pull some of
it out. But that would be so fun. Since you
have your little sweatshirt and I have mine too, we
could wear it.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Yeah. Yeah, I've got all of my Kimmy Gibbler accessories.
I've got you know, I've got a whole host of stuff,
So whatever still fits. I'm always game, you know me,
I'm always game for that.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
And like, I think it's more for us than the fans,
But I think the fans would get a kick out
of it. But really, I just want to put some
of my old costumes on from Fuller House. I still
have like the fairy Godmother costume too.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
Oh yeah, that was? And then do you still have
the renaissance? I have the renstume. Can you imagine if
we showed up to a nineties gone in that would
be they would be like, what is wrong with the
Full House girls?
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Except some kids there that would know exactly what it's
from and they would be super pumped about it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (55:49):
The fans would know. They would know which season, which episode,
who wrote it. Theyres know all the details because they're
so devoted and so great they are all well indeed,
I love this, Like these last few episodes, recapping them
with you has just been so fun and I loved
it so much. Thank you again so much for making
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the time and getting to read love this with me?
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Oh so fun, I know, thank you. This is fun.
And I hope Jody returns safely and all of that.
But if she's ever out of town again, you know
who to call. I'm happy to fill in anytime.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
Oh the door's always open.
Speaker 2 (56:27):
It's always open.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
Oh thanks deej Well, everybody, thank you so much for
joining us for this epic episode of how Rude Tannerito's
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is full of fake bosoms and good buddies. Ah every
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