"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" Recap Season 4, Episode 24

When D.J. forces Becky to choose between being the "fun" aunt and a disciplinarian, things go south...  And, Aaron Bailey and Kimmy Gibbler go head-to-head. Who will win: the sneaky 4-year-old or the outspoken teenage babysitter?!  And don't forget, Bob shows off some incredible pool moves this episode! Was it common knowledge that he was a pool shark?

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hi, I'm very off.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
We're both off. We're this is a we've done a
what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
It was we Freaky Friday, Freaky Friday, except it's really just.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What Thursday? Uh around day? Turn around Thursday. I don't know.
We're Yeah, I'm at JODI's house, but we can't be
in the same room.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
You can can drive for reasons. I actually cannot be
in the same even for the live show. It's going
to be a green screen. One of us is a hologram,
but I can't tell you which one.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I'm here in Jody's office, which is amazing. It's like,
I'm feel like I'm channeling all of your energy right now.
I'm like, how many times is the microphone gonna go off?
How many times?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Like mine already has, yes, because I touched it. It's
so I think what we've proven is it's not the office.
It's not that microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, it's me. It's you, because you have my old
microphone that we're like it won't work. Now that makes work.
This one, the ghost one phone, that's that one.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
But I think it might we might find that it's
just been me all along.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, I mean, we have another we have a few
hours to go, so there's plenty of time for this
to go completely awry. Oh good, that's yeah. We're together
today because we are recording something a little bit later
where we have to be together in the same room.
Yes for a problem. Well okay, Well let me just
come podcast at Jody's house and then we can do
the next thing right after we record, and I don't

(01:52):
have to like sit in two hours of traffic and
all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Right, it'll be just way easier knock it all out
at once and then and then we don't have to
tack it on to live.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Show day because we have enough going on that day.
That's gonna be a busy day. Oh yes, very busy day,
but very exciting day coming together.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I know you guys, their fans are gonna be they're
gonna lose their mind.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
They're gonna be so excited. I'm very excited. I had
my fitting a couple of days ago. I know you
had yours. Mine so good. I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I get wait, yeah great, how's everything else? The kid's
almost done with school? Oh no, Felicity rather.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, Felicity. Yeah, Felicity's out when she out next week sometime.
I don't know. See, she drives herself like it doesn't.
I don't. I'm very not involved anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
In so you're like, I don't know really what they're Yeah,
I think she's passing, right.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I think the last day is Tuesday, but I'm not sure.
I don't know. But yeah, no, so she's the kids
are good or we're planting trees. We're building an orchard,
sort of like a mini orchard. I love it planting.
We planted a peach tree, pa pi a tree, oh okay,
and a cherry tree to pollinate the other cherry on

(03:08):
the property. I guess they don't pollinate. They don't self pollinate,
so you have to plant another one. I don't know.
I'm learning so much. That's the thing is, I'm.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Like, oh, I'm going to garden, and then I'm like,
why I stick some seeds in some dirt, and then
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I remember to water, but right, well that's.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Either under or over water. They're either drowning or dehydrated.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, that's kind of like, yeah, how I am too?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
How can I take care of a plant better than
I take care of myself? But yeah, I definitely planted
my little seedlings yesterday too.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
You're little garden but looks so cute out there.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm excited to put it to use. You know, we'll see, well,
you how it goes.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You grew tomatoes last year on like a the lettuce
grow tower.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
But I so I fill it with little quirks, like
in the off season, and one of the quarks had
come out, a couple of them actually, and when we
got all that rain, uh, it filled up with rain
water and then it just sat there, uh And so
it basically got entirely covered with algae.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
The pump ooh needs to.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Be replaced on it because like once a year kind
of gets full.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Basically I need to get a new one and I haven't.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
But I love that thing because it made it growing
things really easy. And it also was, you know, a
good spot to start things and then like maybe transplant
them to dirt, wh they're a little hardier. But yeah,
but now I'm gonna see what I can kill and
what makes it, what survives.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's yeah, it's a fun little experiment. Yes it is.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean not for the plants because they're like, oh
this lady again. Yeah, but but it'll be it'll be
an adventure for me.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
How was your comedy show last weekend? Tell me all
about it. I couldn't be there, so tell me tell
me all the deeds went so well. It went so well.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
So for those of you that don't know, I started
a new comedy show with my two producer friends, Sabrina
and Gia Cognata. They are sisters and they're amazing and
hilarious and anyway, we started a show called Smoke Show
with Sweeten, a comedy pageant. It's a great name, yes,

(05:21):
And it came about because I did pageants when I
was little, and.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
We thought that.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
It would be really ridiculous to see comedians in a
beauty pageant, and not only that, but to make the
beauty pageant as ridiculous and absurd as possible, which is
my favorite thing.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
So yeah, so we had.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
It was in the an event space here in La
on Fairfax called Bespoke La, and it is it's like
just a couple of doors down from Canter's Deli and
across the street from like John and Vinie's Pizza. It's
kind of a cool little spot. Now they've really rebuilt
in the last few years. And it was the old
Supreme skate store this venue, so it's like a relatively

(06:05):
it's like a perfect space for it because it's not
too big, but it's not like it feels like you
have enough space and you also are the only thing going,
so it kind of helps to have your own event space.
But we had Sharon Houston, we had Matt McCarthy, and
we had Jay Washington. Those were the three comedians that came.

(06:25):
And it was our premiere show, so you know it
was we felt good about it.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
But you're always like.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I don't know, I don't know, and you're just like
and you know, you hope that the comedians are going
to be willing to go along whatever road, and mostly
they are because I kind of in the greamer my
prep and I'm like, look, this is your chance to
just get weird.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Just just be as.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Weird and absurd and silly and over the top as possible,
like just go for it.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
And they have a great time.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
It's because there's no thinking about you know, you're just
being silly. So yeah, aageant and we uh, you know,
we have them do getting to know you questions, but
the getting to know you is things like oh what
was one of them? Oh, if you were a deadly disease,

(07:15):
which one would you be?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
And who would you kill first? That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Right, Yeah, So it's like just ridiculous, you know, it's
not like, so tell me about how you'd say, you know,
and World Hunger.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
It's like, no, no, no, what what what's the most weird
thing we could think of? Questions?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, we did a mystery talent portion where the contestants
pull as talent out of a mystery box, which is
a talent so hidden they didn't even know they had.
And uh, yeah, we had some you know, some really
ridiculous talents in there that the comics are not prepared
for it, Like we tell them kind.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Of what the run of the show is and what.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
We're going to do, but no specifics, and uh, the
element of surprise was the looks on their faces for
the over the closed swimsuit competition blind swimsuit competition was.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
It was great. It was great because Jay and Matt
are not small people.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
They're not small people, and the bathing suits were very small.
They were like yeah yeah, and it was basically they
had thirty seconds to put it on. However, they could
fashion it into something, so there was a there was
a mask made out of bottoms.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
There was there was a thong over the jeans of
one of the guys. Yeah, it was well.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
They really committed and it could not have gone better.
It was super fun. We had an we have an
open bar, so that always attracts people for twenty eight bucks,
and we had like a buy one, get one ticket
too for twenty eight bucks at an open bar on
a weekend deal.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah. You kind of can't find anything better.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
So yeah, so anyway, we'll be doing the next one
in June. We were having our post show meeting later
this afternoon actually to figure out kind of you know,
pick it apart post mortem.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Sort of thing.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Didn't there was just it went really smoothly, so I
was I was really really happy with it.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I was really really excited.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
And yeah, it was an amazing team, all women producers,
like you know, we just we got together and kicked out.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, that's so great. I'm so happy for you success.
Thank you must feel so relieved now that like the
first one's out of the way, Yes, for sure. Yeah,
first one is always the hardest, and then right, first
one's always the hardest.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
You kind of get the rhythm of it, but yeah,
I felt really good about it.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
So it was fun. You'll have to come to the
next one. Yes, yes, tell me the date, absolutely, I will.
I will leave my house, I will drive drive to
La yep. So now today were your cosplaying?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Is me?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm cost playing Jodie Sweetened. Yes, I've got my my
black coffee here in your office. Yes. We went through
all of your lego displays, which did adorable, so cool.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
And then I yeah, and I ripped the note Notre
Dame one apart, and I was trying to pick it
up to like show you the other side of.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
It, and the.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Paint gets a little sticky, I guess with the plastic pieces,
and there was I build it up and there were
several pieces on the bottom from the base, and I
was like, let's not.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Picking it up, and it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Just crumbles, like right before the show, which I wouldn't
even look.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I wouldn't care be like, all right, I gotta build
it again.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
But but yeah there, but really we just didn't have
the time to clean it up, right, right.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
We're used to chaos right before we go. Yeah, just
kick it under the rug. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Along with the giant fur ball of Issa hair, that
I found on the ground.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, it looked like it looked like a poodle tail.
It was that puff of hair.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Weighed as much as Holly and could probably see better but.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Easily.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, better for sure. But yeah I got the dog
in the hair. Yeah, I took her to doggy daycare
today since we're her.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
But I understand, like I said, she's people in the
house today.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
So and yeah, and with misscal not here, she's super
protective of me and she'd be fine with you, but
like crew coming over and so she'd be like, I
don't know these.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
People with other people. I remember we did a fitting
at your house a long time ago, and she just
walked over and like plopped herself right in the middle
of like the racks of clothes, just like you can
work around me. This is sure. That is definitely her attitude.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Like she'll lay right in front of something, like right
in front of the sliding door and I'll like open
it and it's dragging along her back and she doesn't move.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
She just lays there and like looks at me like
I've messed up, Like you're in the way right right,
Like what do you do? I'm like, I gotta go
out the door.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
She won't move, yeah, and then gets all huffy when
she you.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Know, you're messing with her routine. You know it's Yeahsa,
she runs the house. You just live there. It's true basically,
So basically, well, let's do this recap. Let let's do it.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
I'm i am, I'm very uh. These are some interesting episodes.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
These are I know this well, this one today. I
loved this one. Welcome back to how rud tan Rito's.
I'm Andrea Barbera Cousplaine. Is Jody Sweeten today.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
And I am Jody Sweeten as far as I know
it's for now.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, I might be in two places at once.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Basically I am like the yeah, like some sort of
quantum theory.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah you are.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, it's super imposed super what is it superpositioned or
super at something like that. Superimposed superposition is when two
things exist in there's two different places at once. Through
stringer anyway, it's a whole, long, the.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Whole, this is this is way, this is way way.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Weird nerd stuff that I am fascinated by.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, weird. My next life as a physicist. Yeah, you're
random knowledge. You can't remember your pin number, but.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
You know, god, I knew I can't even know how
to operate a microphone. Keep muting myself. But yeah, give
me some weird obscure fact.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, today we are discussing season four, episode twenty four,
Girls Just Want to Have Fun. It originally aired April first,
nineteen ninety one, and it goes a little something like this.
Becky enjoys bonding with her new niece DJ, but Becky
must learn to be a disciplinarian when DJ takes advantage
of her. Right. It was directed by joel's Wick. It

(13:41):
was written by Mark Warren and Dennis Frinsler. Hey, and
we have some great guest stars. We have Randy Jocelyn
as Ryan, DJ's crush, Right, he made his rounds as
a guest star on Family Matters. Punky Brewster just the
ten of us lost some fresh prince sister sister in

(14:02):
Seventh Heaven.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Oh, he had all the classics, all of the classics,
full bingo board, right, Yes.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
And then we have Christian Goosick returning as Jake Bitterman. Yeah,
I'm just I was so happy I forgot. I forgot
he was the guy that Ryan was bringing for Kimmy,
and so I try and walked through I was like, oh,
my gosh, an episode. He's so great, he's so good.
Unfortunately this is his last episode of full very bummed.

(14:30):
Missed opportunity to make Jake Bitterman a permanent bow of Kimmy's.
That would have been yeah great, Yeah, he should have
been full time. But that's okay. And then we have
Miko Hughes returning as Aaron. He's so funny in.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Such a little demon child in this it's great. Oh
he was so good at that again because he was
very small for his age, so he like he was
a little older and could really like, uh say words
in a different way, but it looked like he.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Was two years younger, three years younger. Oh, he's hilarious. Yeah, no,
he looks three or four years old, but he's he
was much older, right, And uh yeah, he's just a
perfect little menace. He's so funny and I was so
thrilled to do this scene with him. Oh. Usually usually
he's Michelle's friend and I don't have any interaction.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Well, and it's usually there's like no real crossover in
the world. This, I was like, oh, the universes, the
universe exists in Okay.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, I love it. Well done, writers, Well done, Yeah,
I approve. So we start with the teaser in the
basement in the new recording studio, which has a lot
of a lot of equipment.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Which was just as easy to get down into the
basement as it was to get up into the attic.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
The piano went upstairs, you know, at least you had
a window to go through. Well, how did they get
and they don't even have the garage doors.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm saying, you don't have, Like, how are you going
to get it down those weird basement stairs.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Oh well, it's you know, you start in the backyard
and you apperate into it.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Right in the secret batcave elevator also comes in handy.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Well, in your next life as a physicist, you can
maybe try to find an explanation for how the Tanner house.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
That is exactly why I actually want to study quantum
mechanics is to figure out the Tanner backyard.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
It all comes back to the full house always. So
Jesse is playing an awesome drum solo for Michelle, to
which she matter of factly responds, not bad. Play the piano.
He does as he's told. I know, she's very bossy.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Right now we're back to tyrant Michelle. You know, like
we feel sorry for her sometimes because she's all alone.
But then sometimes you go, yeah, I know maybe why
you are.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Well, yeah, she's rolling with an iron fist. You gotta
lay it off a little bit, Michelle. So Jesse does
as he's told, and he gives her a great solo
on the keyboard. She grins in approval and then demands,
now play the saxophone. Jesse grabs a convenient saxophone that's
just hanging out there in the recording studios.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, yeah, you're in a recording studio, so you have
a full band down there because you're a musician and
an advertising exact right, you're basically like bon Jovi meets
Don Drapery don Jovi, don.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Jovi, Yes, don Joe, you broke yourself by. That was
one of the stupider things that I've thought of. Loved it.
It's so brand for what we do. It's so stupid. Okay,
don Jovie, where the heck was I? Okay? So Jesse
grabs the saxophone. He takes a whack at it. Unfortunately

(17:37):
it's not his best work. No, Michelle winces at the
squeaky noises and shouts, you need music lessons, damn Jesse,
idea kid, right, She's the one that insisted on this,
and then she criticizes him after he tries it. You know,
she could have been a little more supportive. So Jesse
continues to play horribly, prompting Michelle to hop off of

(17:58):
her chair and run upstairs, while Jesse follows. That's it.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
There's wind instruments. Man, it's a whole different it's a
whole different thing. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
It's not the it's not the drums, it's not the guitar.
It's so this is the he's Achilles heel is the
saxon wind instruments. Right, foiled by an Obo. That'd be
a good name of like a new like a mystery
thriller or something you'll foil but for nerds, for banned
people people. Yeah, that could be scary. There we go.

(18:27):
It happened in the gym with an obo, Like this
is that you could do a lot with an obo. No,
we're not even twenty minutes in the girls room. I'm channeling.
I'm cause playing. See it's the room. It's the room.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm telling room, it's the room.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Hey there, faner Ritos we have a very exciting announcement
to go we do with our live show that's happening
so soon. We heard from a lot of you that
you are out of state, you're out of the country,
but you really want to be there for Becky and
Jesse's val renewal. So we have an exciting announcement.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Tell them, Joe, we have a virtual live stream and
the live stream is going to be available for seven
days after it airs. So even if you can't sit
for the live stream, or you know it's in the
middle of the night, we're in the country that you're in,
or whatever it might be, you can get it for
seven days after the show airs. Uh, and you guys
can see it and be a part of it. But

(19:29):
trust me, you are gonna want to be in the
audience for this one. And you can purchase them on
veeps dot com, vee ps dot com, and we will
also have the link in our Instagram bio.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Which is at how Rude Podcasts. We'll see you. Then
in the girls room, Becky is painting DJ's nails and
DJ admits guys have no idea that natural beauty takes
so much hard work. Becky, let's turn on a little
secret some guys do this morning. Your uncle Jesse spent
forty seven minutes it's in the bathroom fixing his hair

(20:02):
grounds for divorce.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'm not surprised, though, you know, I know, but someone
actually did that for that. Apparently Jesse gets up for
early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Hairtime, plenty of time. So once Becky is done painting
her toes, the girls admire their pedicures, but DJ glances
at her watch and realizes she needs to be out
of the house in ten minutes. She frantically blows on
her nails so they can dry, but Becky has a
better idea. She stands up and waddles towards DJ's bed,
careful not to smudge her polish, and DJ follows behind

(20:37):
doing the same wattle. Becky begins to blow dry her
feet to dry the polish fast. Kimmy walks in to
see this and she's confused. Pej, you must have really
very feet. DJ tells her it's for the polish, and
then she changes the subject, asking Kimmy if everything is
ready for tonight. Kimmy hesitantly asks, are you sure you

(21:01):
want to talk about this in front of the A
d u lt and Becky fakes a sigh. Times like
these a spell. DJ is sure's Kimmy, there is nothing
they have to hide in front of Aunt Becky. She's
like a big sister, and Becky agrees, you can tell
me anything. So Kimmy plops onto the bed where all

(21:22):
three ladies are wearing right.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I was like, I was actually like, who played this wardrobe?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I'm like, were Gina and roberta off like on vacation
this week? Like that seems like a big oversight. Was
it Red Ribbon Week? I don't know, well, what's the
very red? But it was jarring. Yeah, I can have
all three of us and be one thing. It was
just DJ and Becky. I don't know, Yeah, strange it was.
It was a bit much. So Kimmy spills the whole plan.

(21:47):
I start babysitting at seven o'clock. I'll have the kid
in bed by seven oh two, and DJ Grin's perfect.
The guys are coming at seven ten. She turns to
Becky and explains, there's this really cute guy named Ryan
in my by all ledgy class and we share the
same microscope. Kimmy adds they met over a drop of
pond scum and DJ continues, I invited Ryan over to

(22:09):
study for finals with us. He's even bringing a friend
for Kimmy. Becky's face falls. How does your dad feel
about you inviting boys over to a house without any adults?
DJ admits Dad feels fine because Dad doesn't know you
will say anything, will you? Becky is obviously conflicted, but

(22:30):
she tells the girls she won't say a thing. DJ
gives her a big hug and thanks Becky for keeping
their secret to the position to be in. Then Jesse walks,
I know, like straight out of the gate, you know,
like you were. There were a nice bonding moment, and
now now it's awkward. Jesse walks in and asks if
anyone has seen Joey. They shake their heads no, but

(22:51):
DJ uses this opportunity to compliment Jesse on his great
hair day. He beams at the compliment and checks his
hair in the mirror before agreeing with her. He even boasts,
it's funny too, because I just woke up this morning
and ran my fingers through it. Just blessed, I guess.
He saunters away, and DJ and Becky burst into laughter.
Oh he's playing it cool, like it's effortless. Next In

(23:16):
the kitchen, Steph is eating her sandwich in peace when
Michelle runs in and shouts, hurry, hurry, comments having puppies.
Steph's jaw drops as she abandons her lunch and quickly
runs into the living room as fast as she can.
And you're wearing these the cutest little like bike shirts,
the lace.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Full night remember the lace bike shorts and the half boots.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, oh those were peak nights. It because those didn't
make it so cute. It's okay. In the living room,
Steph approaches comet and then the realization hits. Wait a second,
comments a boy. Michelle looks at her with a mischievous

(24:00):
in ha ha ha ha, fooled you. Steph responds by
telling her little sister to take a seat. She begins
to tell Michelle the story of a girl who cried Wolf.
After she explains the premise of the story, Michelle nods
in understanding, okay, tell me the story. Steph responds, I
just did, and Michelle questions, no, once upon a time.

(24:23):
Stephanie shakes her head and Michelle continues, no, happily ever after,
and again Steph shakes her head.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
No.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Michelle responds, dumb story and walks away or Steph. Steph says,
why do I show Michelle's gonna do? What Michelle's gonna
do is yeah, yeah, you can't contain it. This is
like you're already experiencing being a parent at the age
you're just like trying to talk some sense into the kids.
They don't listen. They think you're dumb. So next in

(24:51):
the basement, Joey proudly unveils the newest addition to their
production company. These people must.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Have great credit or have been inheriting money or or
our money laundering. I don't know, but like, also, how
did you get it down there?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
This? This is a massive there. The obo is easy
to get down there, but the pool table that was
a massive pool table.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Oh yeah yeah, Well how are you going to surprise
anyone in the house with the pool table that you
got to get down there?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Like I and.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Everyone's always home, it's surprise.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Yeah, I just I was like, wow, this was this
was a stretch.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
So h.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Jesse is ecstatic, but Danny is not as thrilled. He jokes, well,
now all we need to do is move the desks
to make room for the water slide. He's like, you
are you paying? What's building of? What are you doing? Yeah,
Danny has lost control of his roommates. Joey explains that

(26:06):
he rented this pool table to enhance creative The old
rental pool table are true, right.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (26:19):
He asks Jesse what they usually do when they're in
a creative rut, and Jesse says, throw spit wads at
each other. Joe explains that this pool table will take
the place of that, but it's only to be used
in those rare moments when they're stuck for an idea.
Jesse agrees, so they get to work and try to
think of an idea for a new commercial, but after

(26:39):
one millisecond has passed, they realize they're stuck. They head
straight to the pool table to fix that. Danny asks
if he can join, and Jesse smirks, isn't that cute?
Danny thinks he can play pool with the big boys, right.
I was like, WHOA right? Condescending? Okay? I was so happy.
I was like, oh, Danny's gonna kick your like. I

(27:02):
was so happy when he did.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I was like, knowing what happens, yes, oh yes, it's
very very good payoff At the end, He proceeds to
tell Danny that that pool is a game of skill, nerve,
and coordination, so Danny can keep score.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Danny jokingly asks if he gets chalk too. Jesse walks
him through his role as if he's talking to a kindergartener.
He hands Danny the piece of chalk to keep score,
and Danny is unamused. Then Michelle shouts from upstairs, telling
her dad to come quick. Danny hurriedly rushes into the
kitchen to ask her what's wrong. Michelle points to the

(27:39):
other side of the room and says, there's a mouse
over there, and he has big teeth like this, and
she shows him what the mouse is supposed to look like. Yeah,
exposed teeth looks rabbit. Yeah, Danny's shocked a mouse. But
there's no crumbs on the floor, and that's common knowledge
in the rodent world. He begins searching for the critter

(28:02):
when Steph walks in. She asks her dad what he's doing,
and Danny explains that Michelle saw a mouse. Steph sarcastically wonders, oh, yeah,
was it having puppies? Michelle grins and taunts her dad.
Ha ha ha ha ha, fooled you, Danny. Narrows his
eyes and walks over to Michelle, reminding her it's not

(28:22):
nice to fool your dad. Steph says she even told
Michelle about the little girl who cried wolf, and Michelle argues,
I didn't cry wolf, I cried mouse. Taken, she's got
she's got a point. Michelle hops down from her chair
and happily walks out of the room, chanting ha ha
ha ha, and Steph follows after wagging her finger in disapproval.

(28:44):
Then Kimmy, DJ and Becky come running downstairs. DJ spots
her dad and quickly says, Hi, Dad, my dad, I'll
be babysitting with Kimmy.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I was gonna say he is suspicious at all with
bike shorts, no lace, but bike shorts, half boots.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Like laser yep, with shoulder pads. She looks way too dressed. Homework. Yeah, yeah,
that's the first red flag out of this whole scenario.
But Danny stops DJ and reminds her that her biology
final is on Monday. Kimmy decides to chime in relaxe voo,

(29:21):
mister t she'll be studying with me. Danny frowns, well,
that's Trey reassuring and Kimmy insists, I know biology they
made me take it twice. Unsurprisingly, Danny puts his foot down,
telling DJ she's studying in her room tonight. J panics,
but we have this all planned. Danny counters, you didn't

(29:42):
plan it with me. Kids, with the plans and the
things that they don't right, I gotta you gotta tell
your parents. Does his work yeah, nocause it doesn't. Yeh.
J looks to by for backup. Don't you think that
my dad's being unfair? Becky hesitates, well, DEEJ, even if

(30:06):
I did agree with you, it's really not my place.
DJ cuts her off and says, see dad. Becky agrees
with me, but Danny tells her that's not what she
just said, is it? Becky? Again? Becky hesitates but manages
to say, well, no, not exactly what I meant was,
And this time Danny cuts her off and says, ceed
dech she agrees with me. Becky takes this as a

(30:29):
sign to excuse herself from the rest of the conversation.
Smart Becky, get out of there. Danny places a hand
on DJ's shoulder and says, my point is it's very
important to get good grades. There comes a time in
every person's life when you have to choose between excellence
and then emotions. To Kimmy while saying and less than excellence,

(30:53):
Kimmy gives an offended look in response, and rightfully, so,
this is a meme, by the way, this facial expression
of mine, it's a it's a meme that I see everywhere.
You know, it can be afficable to many situations, just
this look of yeah, yeah, giving face, you did great,

(31:13):
offended face. Danny tells DJ that the choice is hers,
and DJ doesn't hesitate before saying great, I'm going with Kimmy.
Janny quickly goes back on his words and says, Okay,
the choice is mine. You're studying in your room tonight.
He's closed. He salutes Kimmy and says au revoir before
going back down to the basement. Jimmy, size, this is awful.

(31:36):
I'm going to be stuck all alone with those two
cute guys. And then the words suddenly register and Kimmy exclaimed,
all right and right, you're hilarious. Your timing was perfect.
Does her confidence is unmatted? Like she is a hot driver?

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Like paralleled, yeah, she's like me, And I'm I'm just
going for it.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I do love I love that about the men. You
know I do too. So DJ turns to her aunt,
Becky for advice. Can you believe this? Ryan's gonna think
I stood him up. He's gonna hate days before cell phones? Right, yes,
the whole storyline today world. I just text him. Yeah, Like,

(32:17):
how many storylines have we can We can't do now
because of the existing cell phones. You know, they've ruined
everything a lot more storyline opportunities thirty years ago. So
Becky says she should call him and tell him what happened,
but GJ says it's too late. He's already on his way,
so she has to explain in person. DJ asks if

(32:39):
Becky can cover for her, but Becky shakes her head.
Your dad said no, and DJ begs her and promises
she'll only be gone for ten minutes. She even guilt
trips Becky, reminding her of her previous words where she
called them friends. Right, the guilt, the guilt. Becky sighs,
all right, tenn it, DJ thinks her and gives her

(33:02):
a big hug As she runs out the door. Becky
calls after her, be back in ten minutes or you're
in big trouble. The violins start to play, and Becky
says under her breath and so am I there's just
this is a situation for Becky.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
She's she wants to be because she's the aunt. So
it's like the cool ant you know what I mean
that you want to tell stuff too, but also like
the responsible adult that needs to you know, let your
dad know finding that right, right.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
No, that's a tough position to be in. She and
she's only lived in the house, right, it's episodes now,
so it's still so fun. So he as a disciplinarian,
you know, Yeah, this was this was tough. So next
we are at the babysitting house, which suspiciously looks a
little bit like Becky's old apartment.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
True, yeah it does. And it's a similar condo complex.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's in the same complex, but we
don't know. Maybe they took some of her old furniture.
The doorbell rings and Kimmy opens the people to check
who it is. She sees DJ and excitedly lets her in, asking,
oh the warden let you out? DJ confesses, Oh, not exactly.
My dad thinks I'm up in my room. But Becky's

(34:17):
going to cover for me. I only have ten minutes
and I hope Ryan's not late. Kimmy responds, Oh, I
wonder who he's bringing for me. DJ says she doesn't know,
but Ryan told her that he was definitely Kimmy's type.
Jimmy Grin's excellent. That means he's six foot two, drives
a red Lamborghini and knows how to make me feel
like a woman. Wow, I don't know what that means,

(34:40):
and I don't want to know. She doesn't know what
it means. That's the funny part.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
Is she's like, like, I just know that this is
a thing that people say and write, and you're like,
you don't even know what that means.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, yes, is acting the part? You know, she doesn't
really know what she's talking about. Then from the stairs,
we hear Aaron yelling party party. Yeah, it's Miko hughes everyone.
Kimmy asks him what he's doing up and he shows
her VHS tape, saying, I want to watch a rack.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
You remember them shooting a ractophobia on the stage right
behind us and them bringing Yeah, we had the same
animal actor company and they brought some of.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
The spiders over to our school room and remember I
remembering on.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
My hand and it like started like making a web
in between my fingers. Oh god, I wish I had
a picture of that somewhere. But yeah, they told us
all about like how they did the Spider. You know
again the days before CGI you needed a spider.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
You got to get a real spider. You had to
get a real spider. You had to get that spider. Yeah, spider.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, But anyway, it was very cool and yeah, I
did enjoy that movie and they yeah, they shot it
on the same lot and we had some little cross
over there.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
That's amazing. I do remember the Spider didn't know that
they were shooting or didn't remember they were shooting that movie.
So Kimmy takes the tape from Erin and says, I
know you can't tell time yet, but it's way past
your bedtime. Aaron shouts back, liar, I learned how to
tell time last week. He checks his watch and announces

(36:16):
it's only seven oh five. The good thing he had
that watch. Jimmy takes a different approach. He wears a
watch to bed right.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Look, I don't have time for this, literally, it's very busy.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Kimmy takes a different approach, threatening to seeing Aaron another lullaby.
He responds back in terror, no please. He shields his
ears and runs towards the stairs as Kimmy screeches the
words to rock a by baby. Aaron's aeron is subsequently
shouting my ears, my ears, and he runs back to

(36:51):
his room.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I mean, Kimmy, yes you're not, but you love it
if that's who you left, Uh, the person in care
of your kids who is just like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Screech at you and and lock you in your room. Yeah. Yeah,
Jimmy's on a mission.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
You know, Kimmy might have been a little low down
on the list of potential babysitters though, you know what
I mean, I feel like you might have been.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh yeah, everyone else was booked, so they had to
take Gibbler. So right after Kimmy scares this poor child away,
the doorbell rings. DJ panics, telling Kimmy she only has
eight minutes to start a deep, meaningful relationship with Ryan.

(37:34):
Jimmy opens the door and Ryan walks in. He looks
a little like Jeremy Miller. He nervous he does with that.
That's the hair, blonde, wavy hair. He nervously walks up
to DJ and says, hey, DJ, you look different outside
of school. I mean you look pretty, really pretty. DJ
gushes thanks, you look really pretty too. She catches her

(37:57):
mistake and clarifies, I mean really pretty masculine. Kimmy interrupts
the conversation, asking where is he? Where's the hunk of
my dreams on cue, Bitterman walks in without a moment.
He's so confident. He cheerfully greets Kimmy, but Kimmy just

(38:21):
stares back at him. Your faces so great, Ryan guesses,
so you two know each other, and Kimmy elaborates, since
the third grade, he used to eat my paste. Do
you remember that, like the smell of paste.

Speaker 3 (38:37):
Yeah, sure, it's a it's a visceral memory.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Yeah, it all comes back, you know. Well, probably an.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Art class anymore, I don't know, probably not.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Probably not. They cut those. Yeah, there's no time for art,
so Bitterman teases Kimmy, come on, you know you love me, Gimmy.
Kimmy's face sours. Excuse me while I are, and she
quickly walks away from him.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I love these really they were It would have been
well because it would have been a great payoff of
watching them banter and back and forth and then kind
of have.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
A little thing. Yeah, like they hate each other. They
had their first kiss together, then they hate each other,
and then they like each other. I mean this is
this is like a soap opera for teenagers. So that's
when Aaron reappears at the top of the stairs. He
shouts and points a finger at the strangers. Hey those
are boys. You're fired. Gibbler a little like every other boys.

(39:43):
It's so great.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
He's like, well, a smaller Danny DeVito, you know, a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
He does like it, just a little man, you know.
He's just yelling opinion. It's so great. Kimmy retorts back,
you can't fire me. I quit, but DJ reminds her
that she's babysitting. She can't quit. So DJ grabs the
Arachnophobia tape and decides to bribe Aaron instead. She offers,

(40:15):
what if we let you stay up late and watch
a Rachnophobia in your parents' bedroom. Aaron sees right through her.
That's a bribe, DJ admits, yes, it is. Aaron happily
takes the tape, saying I like bribes, and he runs away.
Little Psycho he's so funny. After that fiasco is over,
Ryan suggests that they all break into study groups. He

(40:37):
can work with DJ while Bitterman and Gibbler group up.
Bitterman takes the seat next to Kimmy and casually puts
an arm around her, calling them the dream team, but
Kimmy is not into it. She shoves his arm away
while saying, shut off the drool pipe. Bitterman, the party's over.
DJ's got to go home. Why don't you walk her? Meanwhile,

(41:00):
Ryan disappointedly tells DJ, I really wanted to hang out
with you. I can't believe you have to go already.
But DJ smiles, Why why would I go? I just
got here and the crowd, you know. I I see her,
Dila Ma. She's a great decision. But I can see

(41:20):
we've all been there.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
It's never gonna happen, and.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
This thing and never gonna happen again. What great is DJ?
And now is she in.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Like eighth grade?

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Eighth or not? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I start.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I don't know if we've started high school yet. I
don't know that remember it was we started. It was
started when TJ DJ had lunch in a booth.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
But I feel like the next one the graduates is
DJ is graduating grade.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Graduating eighth grade. Okay, so eighth grade. So yes, so
we are in Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
The great does that in the in the chat just
got from junior high.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Next episode, so very smart, see and I are forgotten all.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, eighth grade. You just make it, you know, everything
has to happen now.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
If it doesn't happen now, it's never gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I get that. Yeah, No, that you have one shot
and if you miss.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
It, it's usually the time you start testing out dramatic
lying and like doing what you want instead of what
your parents told you to do. And yeah, mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
As much as I wanted to be annoyed at DJ
for putting Becky in this position, I'm like, she's a
normal teenager.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
And this is exactly this is what they do to parents,
whether you're in the same house, in different houses, divorced together. Now,
it's always they're like, how can I get what I
want from who? How?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah, well, how can I work my parents did get
what I want? Yeah, against other chaos, you know, master manipulators.
So next in the basement recording studio, pool Hall Jesse

(43:08):
the pool Hall right, Jesse and Joey are playing pool
while Danny stands by his scoreboard. Jesse shoots his last
ball into a pocket and wins the entire thing. He
has Joey pay up, and Joey reminds him it's not
whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game,
and I stink. He hands over the cash and walks away. Defeated.

(43:29):
Danny takes the stick from Joey and announces my turn.
Jesse tries to stop him and save him from the
humiliation by just handing over the cash now, but Danny
begs him to play one game. He wants to be
able to tell his grandchildren that he actually played the kid.
Jesse reluctantly agrees. Danny asks, so what are you guys playing? For?

(43:50):
A dollar a ball? Jesse begins to tell the truth, No,
a quarter, a book, and then he stops. He says, yes, yes,
a dollar a ball. He lets Danny break. Danny lines
himself up with the cue ball, but he's holding the
stick backwards and his positioning is very awkward. Jesse sees
this and suggests, what the heck, why don't we make

(44:12):
it two bucks? Let's you know what? Yeah, yeah, just
keep you know, keep keep your keep her eyes and
just make it five bucks.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
So then he's kind enough to tell Danny to use
the other side of the stick. Danny laughs at his
mistake and lines himself up with the balls perfectly before
breaking and sinking three balls on his first So this
is actually Bob playing. Yeah, yeah, Oh. I was so
impressed with the shots. I was to the wide shots
of them.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Were like trick shots, like the jumping and stuffing, but
everything else I was like, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Was Bob a really good? The Internet says, so in
several locations on the Internet they said, yeah, Bob was
actually a pool shark. That's which I never knew about him,
and we weren't in the scene.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
So that track, Yeah, it does seem like it seems
because I mean, could you imagine Bob at a pool hall
being like, I don't know how to play and then
just kicking your ass.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. No, it's a great little party trick. Yeah.
This whole montage is like, this is a montage that
I'm here for, right, It's so good. So Jesse and
Joey look at him with awe and Danny exclaims, oh, gee,
I just made six bucks. What a lucky start. Jesse
is still in disbelief when Danny takes his next shot,

(45:27):
sinking two balls at once. He blows on his stick
and confidently walks to the other side of the table,
sinking another ball with ease. Then we get a montage
of Danny's sinking ball after ball, with his side of
the scoreboard filling up and Jesse's side staying completely blank.
He ends the competition by sinking five balls at once,

(45:49):
and the audience cheers. Danny gives Jesse a smug look
as he says, that is fifty balls at two dollars
a ball. I believe that's one hundred, mister Washings. Danny
tries to impressive. Yeah, very so, like this was a
great pay At first, I was like, I don't like
the storyline. This BT story is just way whatever. But
this was a good payoff. This is this was a

(46:11):
great payoff. Yeah yeah, Jesse, he got knocked down a peg. Yes, fine,
and Danny comes out on top. I lived it finally,
So Danny tries to write this off his beginner's luck,
but Jesse gives him a deadly stare. You hustled me, man,
I was supposed to be hustling you. Danny responds, I'm
glad you appreciate the irony and holds out his hand

(46:32):
for the payout. Jesse slams a pile of cash into
his hand and Danny thanks him. Then he pulls a
ten dollar bill out of the stack and hands it
to Joey for keeping his mouth shut. Joey happily accepts
the money, and Jesse's in disbelief. He says, you knew
Danny was a pool shark. Joey responds, well, he did
go to college on a Billiard's scholarship. Jesse asks him

(46:54):
why he didn't say anything, and Joey points out because
I just won ten bucks, right. He and Danny lean
into Jesse, letting out Wheezy laughs. Yeah. But Jesse is determined.
You got to give me a chance to get even.
He looks around the room and suggests that they played darts.
Joey asks, for once in your life, can't you just

(47:17):
lose graciously? Seriously? Yes, Joey, Yes, you're speaking, You are
speaking for all of us here. Seriously. Jesse is defiant.
No one dart double or nothing. Jesse takes the first
shot and gets twenty points. Yeah. He laughs and hands
a dart to Danny, saying, beat that, Minnesota, skinny. Danny

(47:40):
laughs right back and shoots a perfect bull's eye. Jesse
can't believe it. He storms up to the dart board
to take a look for himself.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Janny Trug's Janny has hung out in a lot of
like biker bars, right, you know that's where Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Yeah, he's got a whole other life. He's been keeping
these skills hidden for a very long time. That's how
he makes all his money.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
He just right, he's I mean, he's you know, the
host of Wake Ups Francisco. But then he just has
like a whole side business.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Yeah, that's how he makes all this money under the table.
He's just betting people in these pool halls. Yeah, yeah,
very smart. So Danny shrugs, Sorry, I'm minored in darts.
He walks up to Jesse and Cooley mentions there's no
rush to pay me. I know where you live, but
Jesse refuses to let him win. He decides they're going

(48:27):
to go triple or nothing and scans the room for
any other games. This okay, this storyline should have ended
like three minutes ago like.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
This, Well, I have to say that it was nice
to see Jesse being desperate because he's not getting what
he wants.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
You know what I mean, the true there's something to.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
It where and they even tell him like, are you
so desperate, and you're like, yes, yeah he is.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah, for once, he's not right, you know, the head honcho,
he's he's not the cool guy, the cool guy. No,
he's the loser for one, right, And that was.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
You know sometimes you're like, uh huh, that's Jesus need
a low reminder.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Sometimes it is. It is very satisfying. Yeah, he spots.
Jesse spots the desk chair and decides whoever spins around
this chair the most times in ten seconds wins. Joey
admits this is pathetic indeed, but Jesse doesn't want to
hear it. He tells him to shut up and time him.
Jesse spins himself as fast as possible, and he manages

(49:21):
to do eight spins in ten seconds. Danny wonders, are
you so desperate to beat me in something that you
would lower yourself to spinning in a chair. I'm not
doing this. Jesse triumphantly shouts forfeit, I win, where even
he stands up with the dizziness hits him and he
tells Joey to catch him as he falls to his side.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
It's a great bit of physical comedy at the end.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
There good stuff, very good stuff. Great.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Now, this was a fun Actually I liked this little
beast story.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I did too, you know.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Yeah, Danny coming out on top, Joey kind of covering
for him, and the two of them being buddies, you
know what I mean, and having the history together and
then seeing Jesse knocked down like a peg.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Yeah, it was a very satisfying ending for sure, and
not what I expected. I expected Danny just to be
made fun of the whole time, and it didn't expect
his twist of Danny being the expert. So yeah, yeah,
very well done, writers, very well done. In the kitchen,
Steph is leading Michelle and asking if she's ready for
the yummiest, most delicious bowl of Rocky Road ice cream

(50:22):
in her entire life. Michelle responds, Rocky Road makes me go.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Crazy just just feeding into the sugar sugar binging.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah yeah. Steph is purposefully creating a lot of anticipation
for the sweet treat, but once she opens the freezer,
she realizes, oh no, all the Rocky Road ice cream
is gone. Michelle gasps. Stephanie tells her all the ice
cream disappeared. Michelle demands call the police. This is an emergency.

(50:53):
Steph bursts into laughter, and Michelle questions, what's so funny,
and Steph taunts her, Ah, I fooled you. Such a
sister thing today, so great, This is such good revenge. Yeah.
She walks over to the table to reveal that the
ice cream was inside of the ceramic duck. Michelle frowns.

(51:15):
That was a very mean trick. Stuff apologizes, but she
had to teach her a lesson and to make sure
it worked. She asks Michelle, Now you'll never fool anyone again.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Right, I feel like Stuff should have held onto that
Rocky Road.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
A little longer. Yeah, she gave it up a little
too quickly.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Gave up a little too quick. But you gotta We're
getting to the end. You gotta wrap it up, That's true. Yeah,
like eighteen, nobody wants to go on a hunt for
melted Rocky Bird ice cream and a ceramic duck.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
You know, we have to get back to the a
storyline here, so right, Yes, got to wrap it up.
Michelle sweetly responds, Right, now start scooping. Then Danny runs
upstairs and says hi to the girls. Becky spots him
and quickly tries to divert him. She asks if he's
done plain pool, and Danny nods a that Jesse and

(52:00):
Joey are downstairs spinning in chairs for quarters. Danny says, well,
I was kind of tough on DJ tonight. I think
I better go talk to her. Becky frantically says no,
don't and tries to tell him that kids that age
don't listen anyway. But he wasn't even harsh, No, he
really wasn't. He just said, you're staying home, stay right, Yeah,

(52:21):
you're not going right. Yeah, this wasn't a harsh punishment.
It's cold. He struggles a little bit. Yeah, he's that
dad guilt, single dad guilt, you know. Yeah, it's true.
So Danny can tell something is up. He asks, do
you know something I don't, and Becky confesses, yes, I do.
The gestation period of an elephant is twenty two months.

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Danny nods, actually, I knew that, and he begins to
walk away until Becky blurts out, did you also know
that DJ's not upstairs? Danny is surprised to hear this.
Did she go out with Kimmy after I told her
not to? Becky sighs, oh, I'm sorry, Danny. I sort
of told her she could, and Danny softly asks why
would you do that? And she admits, well, I was

(53:05):
just trying to be her friend and she just needed
ten minutes to talk to Ryan, although that was half
an hour ago. Then Michelle points at the window and shouts,
there goes DJ, and DJ quickly ducks behind the bushes
for cover. Danny runs toward the window and peers around,
but doesn't see her anywhere. Stephanie shakes her head with disappointment. Michelle,

(53:25):
didn't you just learn not to make up stories? Michelle insists,
this time I made up the truth. Stephanie sighs it's over,
give it up. But Michelle glances at the other window
and sees DJ run by again. She shouts there she
goes again, and this time Danny sees her and confirms, yep,
that's DJ. Michelle tells them I'm waiting. Stephanie sighs, Okay,

(53:49):
I'm sorry, and Michelle grins, I love to be right.
Yes she does, Yes, yes she does. Her and Jessie
Danny announce says, I think I'm gonna go go have
that little talk with DJ right now. He walks into
the living room, while Becky and Steph follow behind. Stephanie's
just here for the dirt.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Oh this is You're so funny in this, such a
sibling thing, like are they Oh, they're in trouble.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I want to see He will drop everything, including Rocky
Road to go see this. Yes. So DJ's running up
the living room stairs when Danny catches her and says, oh, hello, honey.
She quickly turns around and pretends like she was running
down the stairs to study, but Danny tells her he
knows what she's been up to. DJ asks exactly how

(54:35):
much do you know? Stephanie answers dramatically, lying sneaking out,
meeting boys. Dad. Where did we go wrong? With her?
Such a good Yeah, such a thing that parents. Danny
gives her a look, and Steph gives him a knowing smile.
I know, I know, I'm out of here, and she

(54:56):
walks away. She tried. Then DJ looks at Becky and asks,
you told on me. Becky takes a deep breath and
Danny decides to intervene. He tells DJ to go up
to her room and get comfortable because she's going to
be there for a while. DJ looks at Becky and
shakes her head. I thought you were my friend. She
runs upstairs, and Becky tries to call after her, but

(55:19):
DJ won't face her. Becky asks Danny if she can
talk to her, and he says yes, but he reminds
Becky not to be too hard on herself, and he
lends a piece of advice. When teenagers really want something,
they have a way of breaking us down. Oh isn't
that the truth? I want that cross stitch on a pillows, right, Yeah,

(55:41):
just a good reminder it's not you, right. Yes, they're
professional breaker downers, you know right.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
They're like, I got nothing but time, responsibility to pay.
I don't have to worry about anything else except bugging
you for what I want and guilting you and do
it right now.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
That's why they have the stamina to break us down.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I have been there many times where I have just
gone okay, fine and then been.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Like what yep, yep? So relatable. Becky assures him I'll
get stronger, I promise, and then she makes her way
up to DJ's room. In the girls room. DJ walks
over to the table where they were previously doing their
nails and sighs. Then there's a knock at the door.
She asks what, and Becky appears, telling her they need

(56:28):
to talk. She walks over to DJ's bed and takes
a seat. She reminds her, you promised you'd come home
in ten minutes, and you didn't. DJ counters, you promised
you wouldn't tell my dad. Becky responds, you took advantage
of our friendship, and DJ doesn't argue. She realizes that's
exactly what she did, but she tells Becky that she

(56:50):
and Ryan were really getting along and she just figured
that her aunt would cover for her. Becky smiles, I
love you, and I love that we can spend time
together and share secrets. But now that I'm living here,
I'm afraid there are times when I'm going to have
to be a responsible adult. It's a flaw on me.
You're just gonna have to accept, DJ, we need one

(57:11):
responsible adult in this house. There's no others right closest
to Michelle, so you need some adult presents, right, DJ jokes, well,
nobody's perfect. She gives Aunt Becky a sincere apology, and
Becky apologizes too. They give each other a big hug,
and then DJ realizes I better go downstairs and apologize

(57:33):
to dad. But before she gets up, Becky stops her
to ask one more question, how did it go with
Ryan tonight? DJ tells her, well, once Kimmy locked Bitterman
in the closet, it was smooth sailing. Becky asks if
they got any studying done in DJ nods, yeah, I studied.
I studied his eyes, his hair, his cute little dimples.

(57:55):
Too bad that stuff's not on the test. And they
walk out, and that's our show. I love this episode.
I do you.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
I remember and I remember this one and I and
it's such a great like.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Introduction to sort.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Of the new dynamics of the house, which is that
the girls are really excited to have Becky here, particularly DJ,
because you know, I think she's really been missing that
mom figure.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
But she also knows like, oh but it's.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Not quite my mom and it's not my so like
there's I mean, that's what any teenager would do really
is be like, okay, cool, well we're friends now. Yeah,
And so obviously this is different because you're not my parent,
so you're not going to say I can or can't
do something right.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
It was the very typical argument between parents and teenagers.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
And yeah, and it really showed that Becky is, you know,
trying to sort of get into the groove of being
the friend slash aunt and you know, how to balance
those two roles.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, and I think I thought Laurie did such a job.
She wasn't. It wasn't. She wasn't like mean or argumentative.
She just sort of calmly explained things and still had
a tenderness about her perfect aunt Becky. Like that is
ant Becky, right, you know she was like, no, you
took advantage of our friend, Like, you know, she was honest. Yeah,
she was honest and did it in a really respectful way.

(59:18):
I just love that. I love this dynamic. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
And it's it's nice to see Becky, like, you know, again,
building these relationships with the girls, even if they're a
little bumpy at first. You know, Becky is really in
the in the family now.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
No. Yes, it was nice to see Becky in scenes
without Jesse too, you know, she's like right, and scenes
with DJ it was it was nice to see an
interesting dynamic. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
It was a sweet storyline, and then and then the
fooling thing. I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Where that.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I feel like that came from that one of the
girls was actually doing stuff like that where it was
like we got somebody got in trouble for like lying
or fibbing or what you know. I was like, uh
huh or so or maybe it was just the storyline
that stuck in my head, but I don't know why.
I feel like it's a weird one of those things
that came from like real life what was happening, and

(01:00:11):
it was like, oh, let's just write a story about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
I had that vague sense too, especially when she.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
I seem to yeah, like I seem to remember that
it was something that like was kind of going on
behind you know what I mean that like they were
testing that out at like you know, little kids do.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah, that's that's the age where you figure out, Oh
if I lie, if I lie, different things happen, different
things happen.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Right, I can control what these people do if I
make up a story. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Oh yeah, no, this is very age appropriate. It's very
annoying for everyone around, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
And just hah ha, vollowing you around and doing that
you're like, oh my god's so yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
I loved her a little bubble romper or whatever she
was wearing so cute. Yeah, cut, Oh it's adorable.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
Yeah, it's very much like the barrel pants of today.
I feel like you could probably fit that, like stretch
that into an adult side, and then you'd be very hip.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Barrel jeans, onesie or something. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah, you you would be the hit at some music festival,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
You'd be like, oh my god, look how cool she is.
It's trendy somewhere, I'm sure you know, very trendy. Did
you have any everywhere? He looks in this episode?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I mean other than Becky's slash Aaron's apartment?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Right? Not really? You did some of that set right the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Right, other than the strange fact that very similar floor plan, yes,
but other than that, no, I don't think I really had.
I didn't have any other everywhere?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
He looks, Oh, I have one. We're mostly in the
house you did. Well, this is just again a dumb one.
But there is no dumb everywhere. Okay, yeah, no, there's
no that's fine. Well, did you notice, maybe not that
I had a little scar on my cheek. It looks
really prominent in this episode for some reason. But I
have a little scar on my cheek and it's disappeared

(01:01:59):
since and so I don't know how that worked. But yeah,
so this scar. I asked my mom how did I
get this scar? And she do you even remember it?
I know, Well, I didn't notice it in this episode.
Oh you didn't. Oh I noticed it. Yeah, the close up,
Well that's.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Because you're you know, you're like, what's wrong with my face?
It's I would have noticed a scar on my face
but not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Noticed it. Kimmy's kind of hard to look. This is
the era with the braces, the big lips, the yeah,
this is not my best era of Kimmy Gibbler, you know.
But yeah, so this scar. My mom claims that I
got it when I was a baby because I had
really sharp nails and I was gratual lapping my hands
in excitement and I slashed my mom turned around for

(01:02:43):
a second, turned back, and I had like this little slash.
Those baby nails, man, they are razor blades. So that's
what she that's what she claimed where I got the scar,
but then it disappeared.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Basically she was like, oh no, it's your fault.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Knows what really happened?

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
You know, I dropped you and you grays the counter,
you know, like, no, you were just really excited and
you cut yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, that might be it because I didn't see it
in earlier seasons. You don't see it really after season four,
so I'm like, where did this scar go? Yeah, Jerry
Barber's lighting me. Yeah, it's like, no, I don't what scar,
What are you talking about? I don't know, but yeah, yeah,
well I didn't know you didn't notice it? For it
in the next episode or yeah I will.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Yeah, now I'm going to just be like, where is it?
Where's that weird thing on your face?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You got to make sure I have a close up
because that's the only time you can see it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Well, solid episode otherwise, you know, great episode. Loved it. Cute, fun, cute, fun, relatable,
very typical full house typical.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
It was a nice switch up of kind of who
was with who? You know what I mean again, it
was we got very different storylines with each of all
of the characters kind of off in their own.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Little thing, which was fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.
It was a good one. I loved it, loved it
no notes, no notes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
But yeah, thank you guys, Thank you fan ritos for
joining us for another episode of I almost said of
everywhere you look.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I'm well, we can we want to rename the podcast.
I'm in the office. I'm like, I don't know what
I am. Thrown off? You're thrown off? Right? Do you
want me to be since I'm in this? Ye, you
do the outro? Since your cosplaying is me, you have
to do where's my bracelet? Well? Thank you everyone for
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(01:04:31):
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(01:04:52):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Is definitely like, if that's what you want to do it, trust.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Me, you want to do it. We have some surprises.
It's going to be great. You don't want to ask it.
It's going to be very visual too, So yeah, this
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Well no, I know, but I mean instead of podcast,
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Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Get to see us be idiots instead of just having
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Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
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Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
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Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
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it's going to be a really great time. I'm so
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We're gonna have some special merchu for the live show.

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We have special edition shirt yep for the live show,
and I think that's it. Yeah, yeah, okay, so remember everybody,
the world is small, but the house is full of
pool balls, lots of balls there you go, balls everywhere. Yeah,

(01:06:37):
just balls, bill balls or any type of balls. You
take your pick. You know, it's whatever. Soccer, basketball, Yes,
you know that's what I was referring to. That's what
we're thinking of. Andrea. Look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
You get in my office and all of a sudden,
you just become in appropriate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I'm channeling you today. Have got you know, Bob. I'm
looking at the picture Bob up there, and I am
it's you know, it's just it's a vibe. It's staking
over me. But you killed it. Thank you, ye bye
bye

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
M hm