August 26, 2025 • 48 mins
We're doing a recap of an episode that's ALSO a recap. Mind blown?! This episode features flashbacks to Michelle's best moments on the show and it's adorable. Who doesn't want to walk down Full House memory lane? But, we did realize a very important detail went missing... Find out what it is right here on How Rude, Tanneritos!
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Speaker 1 (00:18):
Traveling podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh boy, yeah, that was fun. It was so much
fun at Steel City though. That was that was a
really good time. Uh. And then you know our our
our evening in.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Cleveland, that was that was that was an experience.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That was you and I had a lovely meal together
though as usual we did. Yeah, that was nice.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Brisket was delicious.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The brand I got, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So good.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
For hotel food, that was really good hotel food.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It was really Yeah, it was good hotel food. Ball's
Axe Oh my balls Axe coffee. I had made it.
I I that's I made the balls act coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's intentional, that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ball zach. It's the freeze of French writer in the
seventeen hundreds, I believe. So you have to ask no, no,
no, no no no on the way I'm murdering the French.
I'm so sorry, but h O N E r E
with the little accent on the last eh, the ball
(01:26):
zach b.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A l z a Q.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And I'm sure that, however you say it in French,
does not sound like full sacka. But I'm not French
and I can't speak French, so I say it like
that and yeah, and someone an awesome Canadian fan who
drove all the way down from Toronto brought it for
me because they saw that I had posted it last
(01:50):
time I was in Canada, being ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was like, oh yeah I got I got a
pack too, like you did.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, but it's actually great coffee. I have some this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, delicious, delicious.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah that's yeah, yeah, not so much. He's first day
of school was today.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's Felicity's first day too, Yeah, first or her last
first day because.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jesus, I know, so goes back next week on the nineteenth,
so she will be having her last first day. We
had our last school supply shopping yesterday at Staples.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't miss I do not miss those days.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That is very stress It was wasn't stressful at all.
It was nobody in there, nothing was picked over.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That that's the first I was shocked.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, usually it looks like a war zone there, and
there's like irritated parents and strong kids and no guess
one quarter with raft paper with the very specific past everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, just I mean choices galore. Yeah. I was impressed. Staples,
Staples will well stocked, good on news Staples.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I remember having a full on meltdown in Target. The
summer we got back from Japan and I had to
go school supply shopping.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
In the day.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh yeah, I did find that very specific, you know,
one quarter inch graph paper or whatever, right, yeah, like
they're so specific.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And finally I was just like, can I just lay
down and take a nap right here?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And I care right right up?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
My child's going to fail because she doesn't have the
right right paper.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, exactly. That's it's all downhill from there. Yeah, this
is terrible. Oh yeah, no, we went, we did the
school supply shopping and it's like, you know, it's so
easy now, like they don't they just kind of do
their thing. It's no longer like do you like this folder?
Do you like this?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But like they're just like they don't care anyway much.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah. Yeah, I actually wound up meandering around Staples and
got some stickers for my journaling. I mean, you know,
I've made it worth my while.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But yeah, it was trend.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
There's this new trend that Felicity made me aware of,
which we didn't do this back in my day. But
I guess a lot of the senior girls are getting
those toddler backpacks, like it's your bell back Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, Zoe has a Minions. That's a thing at her
at her school too, trying to find a toddler backpack
that's a good enough size that you can actually fit
a real folder or something like that. You know, that's
the thing is they don't fit anything in it. They
carry everything useless. So yeah, yes it is, but it's useless.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But it's useless.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But it's their problem, you know what I mean. I'm
not caring your books for you. You want to great,
So yeah, she's she's going to be rocket a Minion backpack.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh, Felicity got Pepa the pig because she doesn't find
the right tinker Bell one, so she got a pig.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It actually is super cute.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But I'm like, okay, she's like, I guess senior year
they don't have as many it's a lot of electives.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, she's got a super easy schedule. Uh. B is
very excited. Uh she was excited to go back to school.
She had her awesome first day outfit. I posted a
picture on my Instagram today. She has these awesome converse
that are knee high converse. Wow, they zip up the
back but they're like.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, oh, otherwise they're taking it out.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Vintage T shirt like, yeah, she was, she was killing it.
Re dyed her hair black last night. You know, she's
very Yeah, she's having her goth sort of moment. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The sophomore sophomore freshman. She's a sophomore sophomore.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, tenth grade, you still have one more, you got
one more.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is my last. That's true. This is your last last.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And I'm but I am loving it because Tate wasn't
like into all of like the senior milestone and stuff.
But Felicity we painted her parking space yesterday, which was
very It was three hours in the direct sun in
ninety one degree heat and so oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Know I had a part lot on the blacktop, right.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, that's it was.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I needed a fat nap and an epsom salt bath afterwards.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But I love this stuff. It was such a very
bonding experience.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And she didn't want to paint her parking spot.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah you told me that, all okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Lots of kids.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I mean, Felicity was here for it. She was all
about it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're not exactly selling it. So I'm kind of glad
to understand the sun for four hours.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The experience itself is brutal, but she was very happy
with it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So keep seeing the kids like.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Spaces and look and say be like come help me,
or oh, do you have a ruler?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do you have you know another brush I could.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Use write fun. We didn't have a sign parking at
my high school. It was to me it was a
free for all. You know, you got there early, you
got to get parties by it. If you got the lace,
you were way in the back and you'd be running
and you'd hear the bell ring.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You're like, no, oh, yeah, it's it's intense.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This is the best thing about having a senior assigned
parking space is you don't have to go through that
Lord of the flys.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Nope, it's fantastic. Do you feel like I was thinking
about this.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I was all in my feelings last night because you know,
of this first day of school, last first day of school,
and I'm thinking, I mean, why is like why is
this so important to me to get to experience all
of these like milestones.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And senior activities.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
And I'm wondering if it's because I had a different
kind of child and.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I hadn't your senior.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Year I was working my senior year.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You know, you went to prom from set, like you
know what I mean, you had to do your job
first and then you got to go.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So yeah, so maybe that's why I'm placing so much
importance on you know, like let me be a part
of everything. I want to go and take pictures of
all of the activities and just go to every single
thing she does and so and she wants to do
it all, which.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Is great, great, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Like, maybe it's because I grew up as a child
actor that this is so important to me. But I
guess there's other parents that feel this way too, they
just want to live.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But I do think that like the enjoyment on your part,
not even just like watching Felicity do it, but also
being like I want to be a part of this. Yeah,
that's absolutely probably because you didn't you know, you weren't
there for all that stuff like right, you know, yeah,
I remember not going to camp or not going to
(08:08):
you know, all that kind of stuff that you just
can do as you're working.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Or it's or slightly skewed, you know, it's a different.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But yeah, but I had I didn't have a traumatic childhood.
I had a great child So I'm not trying to
like fix trauma or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You're just like, yeah, Plus, Felicity's into it. It is
fun when they're into it and they you know, want
to do a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh into it.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
She wants to do everything, all of the senior activities.
And I'm going to be there whether she wants to
be there or not, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
To I'm going to be there all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Uh oh, yeah, this has healed something that didn't need
to be healed.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But no, there's there's trauma with a big t and
trauma with a little tea. And you know, we have
a lot of little tea traumas of disappointments and things
that we miss and things that didn't work out the
way we wanted when we're kids. So yeah, it doesn't
mean that it doesn't count as a little disappointment trauma
(09:03):
in your heart.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So yeah, yeah, it's so it's hard for me to
put into words.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah it's not like, you know, like but it's just
your mom was killed in a car accident when you
were five years old. Yeah, it's not like.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That, Oh that kind of trauma, not that kind of trauma.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
No, No, but it was just yeah, I guess because
I had an abnormal childhood, an abnormal senior year, if
you will that, I'm like, this is extra important to me.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah. So that was I think why when I went
to high school, because high school was my first year
that I wasn't working and going to school. I would
still audition and stuff sometimes, and I was, you know,
in a performing arts program and stuff. But I do
remember feeling like I just I just want to go
to school. I want seven periods, Like I want to
(09:47):
be there until after lunch. Like what happens after lunch?
It happens after lunch. Nothing. It was Spanish, and I
want to go home, but it.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Just gets hotter and more sweaty.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah exactly. But like you know, like those sorts of
things where I was like I just want to do
like have a normal thing.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Just want to be normal. Yeah, And so many people
just wanted our lives, right.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They were like, hole, We're like look at us, We're
in school all day. They're like, yeah, we've been doing
this for nine years, now catch up. You know.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It's so sort of a weird, stunted child. I don't
know if we you know, we were so mature in
some ways, but then it's kind of stunted in other ways.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, yeah, I mean that happens, I think with a
lot of child actors there. Yeah, you meet a lot
of child actors that are like, you know, brilliant in
some ways, but not really socially.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Like great, it's a fascinating psychological study. I hope somebody
like writes a book or does a doctorate thesis or
something on it same day, because I'm like, yeah, this
is especially now that everyone's doing these rewatch podcasts and
we're kind of there's like this unspoken.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We're like picking it on.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, I just feel like there's so many similar experiences
between child stars. For sure, I'm gonna I'm gonna write
I'm gonna write a thesis about.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
There, simply to answer this question and interview everyone. Uh no,
if hey, if anyone out there is doing that, we're
down write the podcast. Yeah. Never, what the hell's our part?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
How rude? I almost said never thought i'd say that
my old podcast that I haven't done for four or
five years. Yeah, it's just how rude would be the
one that we're doing currently and that we're recording actually
right now, in this moment that I'm looking at the
(11:38):
just take awak's your bracelet? Is your bracelet? Oh my god? Yeah,
I don't. That only tells me the quote. Thing doesn't
tell me the name of the show. I don't think
I need that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Make you a bracelett?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Read it's literally on the microphone. I could just read
it right here. Oh okay, good, how rude and Andrea Barbara, Okay,
that's got it?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeap.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Since I am apparently having some sort of mental break
here and can't remember anything, do you want to go
do the show where it's all about flashbacks and remembering things?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I feel like I guess you some of this is
very on brand for today. Yes, thank you for helping
me unpack that little, that little those feelings that I
need to unpack.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
A yell.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Let's move right into what I thought was a very
important episode.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't now.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't know if it's a very important episode. It's different.
It was different than I was expecting. I'm just going
to say that.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, welcome back to Howard tan Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber
and I'm Jody Sweeten. I think, and today we're discussing
season five, episode nine Happy Birthday Babies, Part one. It
originally aired on November twelfth, nineteen ninety one, and it
goes a little something like this. As Michelle is turning five,
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she is displeased with growing up. It's going to make
her feel better, let.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Me tell you.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The Tanners reminisce about all the fun memories they've had
with her. It was directed by Jeff Franklin. It was
written by Jeff Franklin. There are no guest stars, there
are no storylines.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
There, so yeah, I don't worry. This is We're about
to inception this thing and do a recap of a recap.
So yeah, it's We're the Russian nesting doll of of
rewatch podcasts today.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, Kenlly, what are we going to talk about? This
is all This is just all clips. This is all
just a clips strike.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Look, yeah, you guys, this might be a real short episode.
But but I'm you know what, I'm willing to go
back and make fun.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Of some stupid stuff that we did, so let's do
We can't we can't remember what we did yesterday, so
this will be all.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't remember the name of the podcast, so yeah,
a lot of refresher as to who Michelle.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Was, so there's no teaser. We go straight to opening credits.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
We start the show in the attic, where Michelle walks
into Jesse and Becky's empty room, singing Happy birthday to me, Happy.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Birthday to me?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Where is everybody? And Jesse and Becky appear saying right here.
She happily finishes the last line, happy birthday to me,
and points to herself for emphasis. Then Michelle not so
subtly asks her aunt and uncle, is there something.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You'd like to say to me?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Jesse rolls his eyes, reminding her they've already said Happy
Birthday at breakfast and everywhere else they've seen her today.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You know, Michelle, she's just needs it all. I need
it again and again, constant reassurance.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well but she she's five.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I mean, come on, if the kid that you can
wish her happy birthday more than once or twice, she
wants to fifteen times, give it to her. Their are
very important, five year old, she says. She emphasizes, I'm
five years old. This is a very big day.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're a whole hand. Now, your whole hand.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's right, So Becky and Jesse say in a non
enthusiastic tone, Happy Birthday, Michelle, But that is not enough
for this five year old. She proclaims, don't say it
if you don't mean it. So Becky and Jesse repeat
Happy Birthday Michelle in a more upbeat manner, and Michelle
seems pleased with this and responds, why, thank you. Then
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she asks is it time for my party yet? Becky
looks at her watch and says, nope, he still got
two hours and twenty nine minutes to go. Michelle gives
her a puzzled look.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
How much time is that?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
And Jesse explains, in kid terms, that's two sesame streets
and a mister Rogers.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So true. Like I remember when the kids were little
and you'd be like, oh, it's we're like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I was like, you got you can watch two backyard against?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, but yes, two backyard against. Oh just watch that too.
That's true. They can't tell time, so you got to
put it. Kid, turned right.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I thought it was brilliant, but Michelle lets out a
dramatic sigh.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'll never make it. Does that is a long time?
Two and a half hours is a long time for
a five year old. True.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Next, in the living room, Stephanie, DJ, Danny, and Joey
are setting up for the party. Michelle walks downstairs with
Jesse and Becky and asks if they can start the
party now. DJ tells her that her little friends aren't
here yet. Michelle couldn't care less, She responds, who needs them?
We got cake, we got balloons.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Let's do it an optional. It's all about the sugar,
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I was gonna say. She's like, look, I'm gonna go
face first into a cake. I don't care who's here.
I don't care. Yeah, just leave me and my cake.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, that's all she wants, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Just wish her happy birthday every two and a half
minutes and uh and let all the cake.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Let it.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So jes. Danny chimes in to offer an alternative suggestion,
Why don't we take your birthday picture for your baby book.
He instructs everyone to get in place as he grabs
his polaroid camera polaroid, yes, polaroid Cameras Joey sets Michelle
down in a chair, getting her ready for the big shot.
Danny holds up the camera and instructs, give me a
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big five year old smile. Both Michelle and Joey give
him a giant grin. In response, Danny laughs and tells Joey,
not you the other five year old, which prompts Joey
to step away.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Dave's hair is so long.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I was like, this was long and luxurious.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This was the mullet. This was maybe longer than jesse'smullet.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And season one yeah, yeah, I didn't remember that Dave,
that Dave had such the mullet. I don't remember this either,
but ninety one was Dave's mullet era. I have to
talk to him about that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We shall, so.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Danny snaps the picture as Michelle exclaims cheese. Then Jesse
brings the baby book over to Michelle and Danny, explaining
this has everything in your whole, entire your life, starting
from the day you were born. Becky points to the
first couple of pages, which have Michelle's birth announcement and
hospital bracelet inside. Michelle points to the next page, which
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contains a tube, and she asks Danny what it is.
He responds, that's your very first tube of diaper rash cream.
I used to rub it on your little tushie. Michelle
frowns and says, dad, embarrassment. Did you have keepsakes for
your kids? Did I?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I kept everything for both the girls. But I will
say Zoe got like a little bit of a baby
book and b didn't. But the second what happens in
the second? Sorry? B? But I mean I've got the
little you know, hospital bracelets and all of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah. Yeah, same, Tate has everything. Like I kept his
umbilical cord.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I kept ask I was like, did you keep it?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, it's a little good Maggie, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I think I might have kept it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah. And then Felicity, I have no record of her
baby you're here.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, but uh, it is fun.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
To go through though, Like my I kept my baby
book that my mom put together for me, and it's
fun to go through it.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And I'm sentimental.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well, at least Tate will be happy.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Tate will be thrilled that we're talking about his umbilical
cord on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I mean, we all got one, hopefully. Otherwise, what's happening?
How'd you get here?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So fay So Danny turns the page and we see
more photos of Michelle. Jesse points to a picture he
took on the very first day he and Joey moved in.
Joey Admires. Remember the first time we tried to change
Michelle's diaper? Jesse laughs, are you kidding? I still have nightmare?
And then this camera zooms in on the photo of
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Michelle as a baby, and it's our first clip show.
There were prospective episode. I got mixed feelings about these
types of episodes. You know, it's it's fun to flash
back and really these memories, but it's also kind of
like kind of like the writers phoned it in, you know,
they just.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
They I episode.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, but remember that that part one and part two
aired together, so it was a like a one hour special,
which was probably during sweeps. I'm thinking maybe the focus
was on the second half the episode of the baby
actually being there and the first one. Maybe it just
made it a little bit easy. I don't know, or
(20:39):
maybe we just had to make sure Michelle knew that
she is important. And you know, she's like, look, if
you're gonna have these babies, I need an entire episode
to myself.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah that she put it in her contract.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
She's like, I need a whole cake, whole care and
twenty two minutes devoted to me.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yes, yes, I mean it was it's very cute. It's
very cute, but just black, some black substance. But whatever,
it's it is what.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I mean, Yeah, it's substance, you know. Yeah, it was like,
it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
So we flashed back to the very first episode. We
are rewatching the scene of Jesse and Joey trying to
change Michelle's diaper for the first time in Michelle's room.
Jesse lifts her up by the armpits and Joey holds
on to her feet. They run down the stairs step one,
step two, step one, step two, step one steps too,
so great.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And little steph watches.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh my god, this was the best part seeing the
little baby. Jody, you're so freaking.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Did you notice something though? What my hair is not curly?
It's curled, but it's not curly.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Was this so it wasn't the dippity due Jane, are
yet that coming? That was some actual curling iron.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
This is curling iron, like long sort of natural hair.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, now that you mention it, it does that rings
a bell. Hmmm. So when did you get your dippity
do pink? I have no idea, don't remember.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
When I feel like pretty? Not not too long after
that that Steph had pretty curly hair.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah. Yeah, but they didn't wait too long. They were like,
we can't curl, we can't do.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Probably like this is a nightmare there, you know, she
either got to wear a wig or we're just curling
it to where it's rock solid.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, so hence the pink rollers that you had to
put in.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Sponge rollers, dippity do. I can smell it. I can
hear the comb go on the edge of the dippity
do jar as she puts the comb in there and
then slicks it off. Yeah, it's a visceral experience.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I can hear the little.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Paper you know, because yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, So the guys changed Michelle in a cooking pot,
put the dirty diaper and giant tupperware, hose her down
with the kitchen faucet and dry her with a fan
and tie it all up the use paper tells as
a makeshift diaper, and stuff her legs to a little
baggy to secure everything.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was kind of cool seeing this this splash back.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This was such a great This was like peak full
House moment and it was one of the best moments.
And I think even Jeff said this it was one
of the best testing moments of the show that p
said this loved it.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
He said, this is the scene that sold, that sold
the show. Basically it was diaper changing scene, and it is.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
It's got everything.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's got babies, it's got tushies, it's got laughs, it's
got idiot men that don't know what they're.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Doing right, got it all. Got a sarcastic five year old,
it's yes everything. How do you roast a dirt taking?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I just love that.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
So back to present day in the living room, Michelle
responds to the crazy story by calling the guys dumb.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
That's well.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Jesse defends himself, saying they were learning on the job,
and Joey chimes in, every time you had a first,
we had a first, like the first time we had
to give you cough medicine.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
You a series of flashbacks.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
We go back to season one, episode seven, Knock Yourself Out,
when Jesse and Joey are struggling to get Michelle to
take her medicine and Joey's making those.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Airplane sounds we're trying to feed her and ends up
sticking the spoon in Jesse's mouth, which is.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
So great, and she smiled, Oh, she's watching John yeah, yeah, density.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Waiting for him to swallow this medicine. Yeah, it's it was.
It was funny.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Then we hear a voice over from Danny remember your
first workout, and we flash back to season one, episode sixteen.
But seriously, folks, Danny and Jesse are trying to work
out with Michelle, who's wearing her cute little exercises that's rights.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
So cute, wet band. Oh this was cute.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
She's completely dumbfounded by Jesse and Danny's over the top
leg lifts.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
She's judging up and oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
And Jesse asks Michelle if she's secure with her chubby
little baby legs, and she's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Not right along, you know, cyam. I was like, that's it, girl,
that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
This is like the full full house greatest hits, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Really, I mean that's the thing. It really is. Yeah, yeah,
there's there's some great moments in it.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Great compilation. Then we hear a voice over from Joey and.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
We made our debut as hairstylists, and we are in
season one, episode twelve, our very first promo where Jesse
and Joey You're trying to fix Michelle's hair. They're debating
giving her a hairstyle like Marilyn Monroe, were going for
the Madonna Briget Nielsen kind of thing, and so she was.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Having just laugh on her face. Yeah, it's just silly. Yeah,
it was so cute.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No wonder these the old Sins, they were just so cute,
so good, so.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You know, and the guys were so good with kids
and babies that they really built trust in a bond
and you know.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, oh, it's it's beautiful to watch even again, you know,
it's really just great to watch this. Then we hear
another voice over from Danny. I remember one of your
biggest discoveries, and we're over to season one, episode fourteen,
Danny's first date. Danny's talking to Michelle, asking her to
reveal the news about his date to DJ and Steph,
(26:19):
and then when he leans down to give Michelle a kiss,
she reaches for Danny's nose and squeezes it.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Totally unscripted moment.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes, and poor Bob, well you see him.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
He looks to the audience and it's the full moment
is in the gag reel from the first season where
he looks to the audience and everyone laughs and he
kind of breaks and you know whatever, but they kept
that one little moment and but you see him just
start to turn to the audience and you're like, who,
who's Danny looking at?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, yep, he's looking at the audience. Yeah, that was
like grabbing my note, right, he was like, great, you
know the one thing he doesn't want for someone to
point out.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
And probably the same thing at the shark tooth.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
This was a yeah, this was a trend with I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Toddler's right. If don't do anything that you don't want
to Toddler to be like, why is that weird on you?
And you're like, oh great, they.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Will find the one thing you don't want them to mention,
and they will mention it loudly. Oh yes, so funny.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
So the next flashback is from season three, episode five,
Granny Tanny. Michelle finally gets her big girl bed.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
The pencil bed.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The pencil bed is so cute.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Jesse tells her not to jump on it, but as
soon as he leaves the room, she decides to jump
on it and he catches her in the act.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It was so cute the way she just plopped down.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, it was adorable.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
We hear a voice over from Danny saying, and your
first punishment, and we hop over to season four, episode
two Crimes and Michelle's demeanor. Michelle's sitting on a rocking
chair facing the wall as she sings the classic this.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Is no Fun, No fun.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Looking Danny walks in shortly after reminding her the lesson
to be learned from all of this. He tucks her
into bed afterwards, and she asks, Daddy, am I still
your little princess? He sticks the thumb up, thumb up
and says, you got it, dude. Back to present day
(28:25):
in the living room, Michelle exclaims, I like being your
little princess, and Danny kisses her forehead and lovingly responds, I.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Like it too. They're already setting there, already laying the foundation.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh the Disney right right, Michelle's going to be replaced.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
So then he grabs Michelle's five year old photo and
puts it on the very last page of the book,
announcing that's it. The Michelle Tanner Baby Book has come
to an end, and he shuts it close. Michelle is flabbergastid,
asking that's it, I'm finished. He Ja assures her that
she she isn't finished, but her book is. Michelle asks everyone,
(29:05):
are you going to start a new book? But Jesse explains,
in a few weeks, when we have our new twins,
we're going to make a new book for them. Everyone
chimes in with excitement, but not Michelle. She opens her
baby book and snatches the photo from the final page.
I don't want my book to be finished. I want
to be the little princess.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh boy, jealousy, Hello, jealousy.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
She storms up the.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Stairs and tells everyone in an obvious voice, over, forget
my birthday. I'm staying four years old, you know, as
the youngest of three.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I get it, Like I get it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You just want to be the little right you do?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Just want to be the princess as we know you were. Yeah,
and I was.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We heard it from my brother indeed, But yeah, no,
I get it that This is a lot for a
five year old who's been the last princess.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
For freshet like weirdly like excited, but also like wait,
so they're going to get all the attention because they're cute.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Now, Oh yeah, that's a big reality check for them.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
So yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, it was a good topic. It was a good
topic for Michelle's.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Definitely in Stephanie Michelle's room, everyone walks in, calling out
for Michelle. Danny Spots are immediately hiding under her covers.
When he lifts the blanket, she rolls her eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You found me, big deal. Danny sits next.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
To her and explains, no matter how old you get,
you're always going to be my little princess, just like
Stephanie's always going to be my little ladybug. And DJ
is always going to be my little tennis ball head. Oh,
DJ cringes, does somebody want to trade?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, she got. She got the short end of the steak.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I called her my little round head because she did.
She had a very round little head. She hates it,
and I'm sure she'll be really glad that I mentioned
it on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
We're just we're embarrassing our firstborns, all right, Yeah yeah, yeah,
not that they.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Listened to this anyways. So Michelle tells them, I like
being the baby. I'm good at it.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Jesse sits beside her and says, Shorty, you're not special
because you're the baby.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You're special because you're you.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And I ought to know because you and I go
way back. We've had a lot of cool times together,
haven't we? And we get more flashbacks. We're back to
season two, episode three, It's Not My Job. Jesse's rocking
out with Michelle on the couch, singing I Got You
Babe by Sunny and Care and Michelle tries her best
to sing along. Then we flash back to season four,
(31:35):
episode four, slumber Party. Jesse dresses Michelle in a biker
outfit complete with a leather jacket, white T shirt, and sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
She loved that look.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh, and this is an iconic, that iconic, you know,
frame of Jesse leaning his legs and lean in her head. Yeah,
it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Then we hear a voice over from Jesse, remember when
I almost moved out and we're at sea? In four
episode twenty Fuller House, Michelle gives to Jesse a kiss
on the nose, telling him she's really going to miss him.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
They share a sentimental moment where Michelle gives.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Him her stuffed pig and he gives her the photo
of the bunny wallpaper.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Are you triggered?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Are you triggered? What are you feeling? Are you feelings
right now? No?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
No, no, no, we just go buy it. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
We need to get you that property of Stephanie Tanner
if you go to Howard Merch dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, but we do have. We Actually one of the
shirts that I came up with was I was like,
we need to do a big pink bunny with like
a stamp across it that says property of Stephanie Tanner
on it. So and yes, indeed, yeah, not that I've
held onto it. No, no, no, no, definitely not.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Back to present day in Stephan Michelle's room, Jesse smiles
at the memories, telling Michelle, see, I could never leave
you because you're my special pal, and he kisses her
on the nose. You know, we make fun of their codependency,
but I do love the Jesse Michelle relationship with chemistry.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Is very keel.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, so genuine, and I can see why the audience.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
For sure, it's very sweet and it's yeah, and it's
you know, it brings out Jesse's softer side, it does.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
No, so the best part of Michelle is bringing out
Jesse's softer side.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's true, It's true. Well, that and her help with
the therapy.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
You know, it's a mutually beneficial relationship for sure.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, So then Stephan DJ tell Michelle that they love
having her as a little sister. DJ remembers, We've had
a lot of laughs. You wouldn't believe the things I
got you to do a few more flashbacks. Now we're
in season one, episode twenty one, Mad Money. DJ tricks
Michelle into snooping through Jesse's Duffel bag by using her
favorite thing, a cookie.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And she found it. Did that. She was actually so excited.
She because they didn't expect her to find it. She
was supposed to just be digging in there, but she
would found it and was so proud and everyone cheered
and they were like, we're keeping that in.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
It was adorable gold for it was so cute and
now and this is it. This is the origin of
the of her sugar binges.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Like it started with true it all started. Yea, all
started with all started with a cookie.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
We hear DJ voiceover, and you learned a few tricks.
We are over to season four, episode nine, one Last Kiss.
Michelle disguises Sparky with bunny ears and names him Peanut
in an effort to keep him as a pet.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Sparky is uh is Teddy's dog?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah? Yeah, I forget how he I forget how he's
involved in this episode of Sparky besides hiding on Michelle's
bed amongst all of the stuff down.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, Sparky, I'm glad he's like he was like a
rec character was a cute old dog, so sweet.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He's in the show almost uh as much as Debbie Gregory,
except he plays the same character.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
He has more consistency in his character. Jafny Gregory did, Yeah,
I love this show. We hear a voice over from DJ.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
But if we really needed you, you were always there.
And now we're in season four, episode twenty one, The
Hole in the Wall Gang. Michelle tries to help Stephanie
and DJ when they accidentally create a hole in Danny's
bedroom wall, but despite Michelle's best efforts, Danny heads upstairs
and takes her along.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
She tries to warn her sisters by yelling, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming, He's here.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
And then we're in season four, episode fourteen, Working Girl.
Kimmy turns DJ's f into an a and Michelle is
taking her role as the polite police very seriously.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Oh, and Stephanie has a cupcake and doesn't give it
to Michelle. She decides that politeness.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Week is over, and she steals the cupcake from her.
The sugar theme has been strong.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Sure, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Back to present day, Stephanie's sighs at that last memory
and admits, you are a piece of work, and Michelle
grins at her thank you. I think Joey chimes in.
What Stephanie's trying to say is you're a really cool
young lady. And Michelle, of course, is loving this attention,
so she suggests, if you got any more stories about me,
(36:20):
I want to hear them.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Oh, do we got five seasons of you? Michelle?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hold on. The flashbacks continue.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
We are at season four, episode sixteen, Stephanie gets framed.
Michelle is searching the couch for spare change to save
in her piggy bank, but when the ice cream man
comes by, she can't figure out how to retrieve the
money from the pig. This little and these little rompers
that she's wearing.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
At this time, I know, I was just gonna say
it was like the little like sort of like drop
like crouched.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, like the little rompers, like the little bubble romper. Yeah, yeah,
they're just.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, they're so cute. I feel like I see those
a lot now where it's like it's a it's a romper,
but it almost looks like a dress. Yeah, these ones
are a little more like pants. So she looks super.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Cute, it looks super comfortable. I'm like, I want to
wear this on my next road.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Trip, right. I was just worried that she was going
to hit herself in the face with that piggybank. When
she was shaking, she was very aggressive because like, oh,
she's gonna knock herself out.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, then we're over to season four, episode twenty two.
Stephanie plays the field Red Brett. Michelle tells Joey that
she's upset because Uncle Jesse and and Maggie locked her
out of their room.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Michelle sub said.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Joey tells her about a little thing called privacy, and
Michelle inquires, what are they doing in there? He tells
her they're doing their taxes and that she can expect
them to be doing taxes every night for the next
couple of months.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Just wait till the end of season five. They're getting
the tax returned, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yes, they are two of them.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, then we're back at the season four episode twelve
Hole in the wall, Joey is entertaining Michelle with his
Popeye doll Well they both sing along to the theme song.
And lastly, we are in season four, episode seventeen, a
fish called Martin. Jesse and Joey are singing a bluesy
rendition of I'm a Little Teapot as Michelle does the
(38:17):
corresponding dance.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
That was such a cute little teaser. I like that one.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
And from the same episode, Michelle's is performing in the
living room with Jesse and the Rippers.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
They're singing doua Diddy and Michelle has some very adorable solos.
This is a great compilation. These are all of us.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I mean, look at what we've done on this show
so much.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Then we see a montage of Michelle, all of her
baby photos in so yeah, real life Olsen photos. You
are so Beautiful to Me plays in the background as
a series of photos and videos of Michelle.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Flash across the screen. I mean they are ramping up.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm pretty I feel like this is the episode when
kids started calling it the Michelle Show.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I think that this does feel like a turning point.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
This is like, ah, we figured out yeah, yeah, yeah,
The Michelle Show.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yep, she has been a highlight of all five seasons.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Back to present day, Michelle exclaims, Wow, I'm cooler than
I thought, and Danny nods and the older you get,
the cooler you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
But you gotta keep growing up. So are you ready
to turn five?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Now? Michelle screams with enthusiasm, Yes, I am, It's party time,
and she runs out of the room, but Joey quickly
bursts her bubble, not so fast. You still have two
hours and thirteen minutes to go. Michelle's mood sours once again,
and she admits, this is the longest day of my life.
(39:46):
And abruptly, that is our show.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
There is right, and then everyone walks out. Now there
is no well because it wasn't. It was a full hour. Yeah,
so it wasn't to be continued. You didn't have to
tell people to like stay tuned in.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
It was.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They just rolled right into the next episode.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
You didn't have to wait. But I was like something,
something's missing. I could feel like it wasn't there a
cliffhanary moment, and I went back and I found it.
I found it on YouTube, Yes, from Hulu or whatever
whatever platform we're watching this on. They cut the teaser,
and they cut this last moment of the sea. So
let me let me refresh everyone's memory here.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
What this is ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Why?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Why why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Why? I'm yeah, I'm watching it on Hulu and I
would like to talk to mister Hulu please important and
mister Hulu, what are you doing? Why are you cutting
off the teasers? People want to see this, we know
it exists, trying to hide it.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
As they're exiting the room, he feels a pang, like
a contraction.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
That's I'm like, I remember that. She's like ooh because
I remember because I watched her. Everyone else exited the
room before Laurie, which made no sense because she is
in the middle of the room and I and she
touches her belly and I was like, oh, she's about
to be like oh, And then I was like, oh,
I guess not.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I didn't trust my memory. I'm like, oh, I'm a
mad I remembered it wrong.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
But no, do you think they cut it into the
next episode.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I don't know. I haven't watched that.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Do you think when we watch it, like I wonder
if when we watch it, like episode ten, if it'll
start started with everybody walking out and the pang you
know what I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Don't know, we'll find out. We'll find out next week
when we because.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I guess it would just yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's cliffhangary and Jesse thinks it's indigestion, so he goes
to get her tombs or whatever, and.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
She's just like are you are you twins trying to
tell me something? So I'm like, yeah, that's the way
you end.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
This episode is on a cliffhanger. The babies are coming
so very upset with you, Hulu.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Please bring this back.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It's we have thoughts and the the teaser they cut
is Stephanie and DJ wrapping up Michelle's present, which is
a dollhouse, and Miche walks in and tries to catch
them and see what the present is, and they give
her a quick look and she runs.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Out say, oh, I like that. I like the dollhouse
or whatever. Why would they kill the teaser like that's
a cute teaser.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
The door house to the birthday episode here so very
much in these these editing choices of the Hulu.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I'm I'm going to take it personally. You should, yes,
because obviously it is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
So that's on that's on your someone's YouTube page.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
They have the According to this YouTuber whoever this is,
they said that these scenes were only aired once during
the original run of the show.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
I can't I can't confirm. I have not verified this information.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Not confirmed, nor didn't.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
They're claiming that this was the they caught it, they
taped it on a VHS, that this was the only one.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And yeah, I wonder, like if you watch it on
the DVD, like the physical DVD, it's got to be
on there.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's got to be on there. Jeff would not remove
either of these scenes. No, that's not Jeff anything.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
You get more on the DVDs, the director's cut moments
that they cut out foot right, So I have won.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Well, I guess we'll have to answer that question next week.
Will for Part two of Happy Birthday Babies, which aired
on the same.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
D Did it aired on the same day?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Which part two? But really it's sort of part of
part one. It's just one.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
They didn't really need to make a part one and
a part two. They just made it an hour long special.
But okay, they didn't.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
This definitely feels like a turning point with the like
this is when Olsen Mania.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I think it was just yeah, yeah, when it was starting,
they weren't like the moguls that they were at the
end of the series. They no, no, but I think
they were definitely starting to They were getting and like
the TV heading towards the towards the mystery videos, right right,
this was just the very House we Go and all
that I think was like next season A Grandma's House
(43:53):
we Go.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Was nineteen ninety two, so they were okay that they
were starting with the books, the branded the early videos.
But yeah, the peak mania was sort of a the
like ninety four ninety five, Like right, the show is
ending that they their celebrity just went skyrocketing into the sky.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeahah, but this was you know this, this is just
like pickerheads plugs.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Sorry, what.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Nobody's getting get that? Except no one will get that
house people. If they do, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
We don't care. That's hysterical. But I think, okay, this
is why I thought that this was the one hundredth episode.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Because it's a retrospective episode and that's kind of what
they do for these milestone episodes, are these clip episodes,
These retrospective flashbacks, right right, but they know the one
hundred episode was a couple of episodes ago, so whatever,
maybe I don't know whatever, but this was fine.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
This was fine.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I mean again, because they were airing on the same day,
I assumed that we had to shoot them u oh
at the same time. Yeah, oh yeah, like at once.
So yeah, like I said, like, maybe it's just that
was like those quick little beats and the voiceovers. That
didn't add much.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Too, So we didn't have to do a whole five
day shoot.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We didn't have to do a whole yeah, because otherwise
you would have had to rehearse oh ye for a
whole episode and then rehearse and if they're both airing
the same day, necessarily have that in your schedules.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Two for one. You get two episodes for the price
of one because you're shooting, right.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
But the really the yeah, exactly, but really the first
episode is like one scene downstairs and one scene in
the you know, and not even a scene. It's just it.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, it's just a little little bits, little intros and
intros and outros. And Maddie has just confirmed that the
second part, Part two does not start with those teasers.
It just goes right into her birthday party. So yeah,
I don't know, I got questions.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Probably it's probably on Prime too, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I'm like, I'm curious, blessed. Yeah, did you have any
everywhere you looks I got one? You did?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
No, I didn't. I didn't have one. I was I
was too busy, uh flashing recaps, flashing back. Yeah, I
might have already.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
This might have already been a previous everywhere you look,
but you know, menopause.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
This episode, he's a recycling.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Episode, right, Yeah, yeah, there is a Paula Abduel poster
in your room above the red shining unit.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yes, I did see that, because that was when John
was dating.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, I looked this up too.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
The interwebs say that John and Paula dated in nineteen
ninety This episode was in nineteen ninety one. But maybe
this was a little bit of a leftover. Okay, let's
you know, let's put some paul Abduel in there, a
little easter egg.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah, maybe, I mean it was also because Steph
was a dancer and that you know, she was like
a really notorious dancer at the time.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
She loved paul Abdul so we all loved Paul Abdul
so I loved seeing that little It's just one little shot.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
That I did notice that. I noticed that and the
En Nelson in the background poster. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
all seventeen of them. Yeah, well you guys, thank you
for joining us for today. This is like probably the
shortest recap episode we've ever.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Really easily Yeah yeahs fact, so you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
This is a quick one. Was like, yeah, yeah, in
and out done, bang bang.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Well, thank you so much for listening. Fan Ritos, we
love you guys.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
If you want to hit us up on Instagram, we
are at how Rude Podcast. If you want to email us,
we are at how Rude tanner Rito's at gmail dot com.
Let us know where these missing scenes are are they?
Are they on your streamings? Questions?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Do you have the VHS pape from the original broadcast?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Why? If someone out there knows why they did it?
I need to know the great mystery? Yeah, Fantos would know.
Someone needs to go digging. Uh yeah, but also check
out our merch store howard merch dot com, where you
can get a shirt that says property of Stephanie over
a pink bunny because the pink bunnies were Stephanie's. But
we're not gonna harp on that anymore than we already do.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Anyway, it's just now slightly a little maybe, yes. Anyway,
you guys, thank you so much for listening. Fan Urrito's.
You're amazing. We love you. And remember the world is small.
The house is full of pink bunnies, all mine, all
of them, they all everywhere. The whole house now has
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pink bunnies on it, and no one can cut them
off and take them with them.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It is all property of n Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yep, I'm gonna just ride it all over them, just them,
you know, plain that. Yeah, I mean that's good. Rabbits
do that pretty much, you know. Yeah, maybe that's tracks. Yes,
Traveling podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh boy, yeah, that was fun. It was so much
fun at Steel City though. That was that was a
really good time. Uh. And then you know our our
our evening in.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Cleveland, that was that was that was an experience.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
That was you and I had a lovely meal together
though as usual we did. Yeah, that was nice.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Brisket was delicious.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
The brand I got, oh.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So good.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
For hotel food, that was really good hotel food.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It was really Yeah, it was good hotel food. Ball's
Axe Oh my balls Axe coffee. I had made it.
I I that's I made the balls act coffee.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
That's intentional, that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ball zach. It's the freeze of French writer in the
seventeen hundreds, I believe. So you have to ask no, no,
no, no no no on the way I'm murdering the French.
I'm so sorry, but h O N E r E
with the little accent on the last eh, the ball
(01:26):
zach b.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
A l z a Q.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
And I'm sure that, however you say it in French,
does not sound like full sacka. But I'm not French
and I can't speak French, so I say it like
that and yeah, and someone an awesome Canadian fan who
drove all the way down from Toronto brought it for
me because they saw that I had posted it last
(01:50):
time I was in Canada, being ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I was like, oh yeah I got I got a
pack too, like you did.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, but it's actually great coffee. I have some this morning.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, delicious, delicious.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah that's yeah, yeah, not so much. He's first day
of school was today.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's Felicity's first day too, Yeah, first or her last
first day because.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jesus, I know, so goes back next week on the nineteenth,
so she will be having her last first day. We
had our last school supply shopping yesterday at Staples.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't miss I do not miss those days.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
That is very stress It was wasn't stressful at all.
It was nobody in there, nothing was picked over.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That that's the first I was shocked.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, usually it looks like a war zone there, and
there's like irritated parents and strong kids and no guess
one quarter with raft paper with the very specific past everywhere.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, just I mean choices galore. Yeah. I was impressed. Staples,
Staples will well stocked, good on news Staples.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I remember having a full on meltdown in Target. The
summer we got back from Japan and I had to
go school supply shopping.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
In the day.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Oh yeah, I did find that very specific, you know,
one quarter inch graph paper or whatever, right, yeah, like
they're so specific.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
And finally I was just like, can I just lay
down and take a nap right here?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
And I care right right up?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
My child's going to fail because she doesn't have the
right right paper.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, exactly. That's it's all downhill from there. Yeah, this
is terrible. Oh yeah, no, we went, we did the
school supply shopping and it's like, you know, it's so
easy now, like they don't they just kind of do
their thing. It's no longer like do you like this folder?
Do you like this?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But like they're just like they don't care anyway much.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah. Yeah, I actually wound up meandering around Staples and
got some stickers for my journaling. I mean, you know,
I've made it worth my while.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
But yeah, it was trend.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
There's this new trend that Felicity made me aware of,
which we didn't do this back in my day. But
I guess a lot of the senior girls are getting
those toddler backpacks, like it's your bell back Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yes, Zoe has a Minions. That's a thing at her
at her school too, trying to find a toddler backpack
that's a good enough size that you can actually fit
a real folder or something like that. You know, that's
the thing is they don't fit anything in it. They
carry everything useless. So yeah, yes it is, but it's useless.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
But it's useless.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
But it's their problem, you know what I mean. I'm
not caring your books for you. You want to great,
So yeah, she's she's going to be rocket a Minion backpack.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh, Felicity got Pepa the pig because she doesn't find
the right tinker Bell one, so she got a pig.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It actually is super cute.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
But I'm like, okay, she's like, I guess senior year
they don't have as many it's a lot of electives.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, she's got a super easy schedule. Uh. B is
very excited. Uh she was excited to go back to school.
She had her awesome first day outfit. I posted a
picture on my Instagram today. She has these awesome converse
that are knee high converse. Wow, they zip up the
back but they're like.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, oh, otherwise they're taking it out.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Vintage T shirt like, yeah, she was, she was killing it.
Re dyed her hair black last night. You know, she's
very Yeah, she's having her goth sort of moment. I
love it.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
The sophomore sophomore freshman. She's a sophomore sophomore.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, tenth grade, you still have one more, you got
one more.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is my last. That's true. This is your last last.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And I'm but I am loving it because Tate wasn't
like into all of like the senior milestone and stuff.
But Felicity we painted her parking space yesterday, which was
very It was three hours in the direct sun in
ninety one degree heat and so oh yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Know I had a part lot on the blacktop, right.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yes, that's it was.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I needed a fat nap and an epsom salt bath afterwards.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
But I love this stuff. It was such a very
bonding experience.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
And she didn't want to paint her parking spot.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah you told me that, all okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Lots of kids.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I mean, Felicity was here for it. She was all
about it.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're not exactly selling it. So I'm kind of glad
to understand the sun for four hours.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
The experience itself is brutal, but she was very happy
with it.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
So keep seeing the kids like.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Spaces and look and say be like come help me,
or oh, do you have a ruler?
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Do you have you know another brush I could.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Use write fun. We didn't have a sign parking at
my high school. It was to me it was a
free for all. You know, you got there early, you
got to get parties by it. If you got the lace,
you were way in the back and you'd be running
and you'd hear the bell ring.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You're like, no, oh, yeah, it's it's intense.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
This is the best thing about having a senior assigned
parking space is you don't have to go through that
Lord of the flys.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Nope, it's fantastic. Do you feel like I was thinking
about this.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I was all in my feelings last night because you know,
of this first day of school, last first day of school,
and I'm thinking, I mean, why is like why is
this so important to me to get to experience all
of these like milestones.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
And senior activities.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
And I'm wondering if it's because I had a different
kind of child and.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I hadn't your senior.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Year I was working my senior year.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
You know, you went to prom from set, like you
know what I mean, you had to do your job
first and then you got to go.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
So yeah, so maybe that's why I'm placing so much
importance on you know, like let me be a part
of everything. I want to go and take pictures of
all of the activities and just go to every single
thing she does and so and she wants to do
it all, which.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Is great, great, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Like, maybe it's because I grew up as a child
actor that this is so important to me. But I
guess there's other parents that feel this way too, they
just want to live.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
But I do think that like the enjoyment on your part,
not even just like watching Felicity do it, but also
being like I want to be a part of this. Yeah,
that's absolutely probably because you didn't you know, you weren't
there for all that stuff like right, you know, yeah,
I remember not going to camp or not going to
(08:08):
you know, all that kind of stuff that you just
can do as you're working.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Or it's or slightly skewed, you know, it's a different.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
But yeah, but I had I didn't have a traumatic childhood.
I had a great child So I'm not trying to
like fix trauma or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You're just like, yeah, Plus, Felicity's into it. It is
fun when they're into it and they you know, want
to do a whole thing.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh into it.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
She wants to do everything, all of the senior activities.
And I'm going to be there whether she wants to
be there or not, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
To I'm going to be there all the time.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Uh oh, yeah, this has healed something that didn't need
to be healed.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
But no, there's there's trauma with a big t and
trauma with a little tea. And you know, we have
a lot of little tea traumas of disappointments and things
that we miss and things that didn't work out the
way we wanted when we're kids. So yeah, it doesn't
mean that it doesn't count as a little disappointment trauma
(09:03):
in your heart.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So yeah, yeah, it's so it's hard for me to
put into words.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Yeah it's not like, you know, like but it's just
your mom was killed in a car accident when you
were five years old. Yeah, it's not like.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
That, Oh that kind of trauma, not that kind of trauma.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
No, No, but it was just yeah, I guess because
I had an abnormal childhood, an abnormal senior year, if
you will that, I'm like, this is extra important to me.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah. So that was I think why when I went
to high school, because high school was my first year
that I wasn't working and going to school. I would
still audition and stuff sometimes, and I was, you know,
in a performing arts program and stuff. But I do
remember feeling like I just I just want to go
to school. I want seven periods, Like I want to
(09:47):
be there until after lunch. Like what happens after lunch?
It happens after lunch. Nothing. It was Spanish, and I
want to go home, but it.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Just gets hotter and more sweaty.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah exactly. But like you know, like those sorts of
things where I was like I just want to do
like have a normal thing.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Just want to be normal. Yeah, And so many people
just wanted our lives, right.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They were like, hole, We're like look at us, We're
in school all day. They're like, yeah, we've been doing
this for nine years, now catch up. You know.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It's so sort of a weird, stunted child. I don't
know if we you know, we were so mature in
some ways, but then it's kind of stunted in other ways.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Well, yeah, I mean that happens, I think with a
lot of child actors there. Yeah, you meet a lot
of child actors that are like, you know, brilliant in
some ways, but not really socially.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Like great, it's a fascinating psychological study. I hope somebody
like writes a book or does a doctorate thesis or
something on it same day, because I'm like, yeah, this
is especially now that everyone's doing these rewatch podcasts and
we're kind of there's like this unspoken.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
We're like picking it on.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, I just feel like there's so many similar experiences
between child stars. For sure, I'm gonna I'm gonna write
I'm gonna write a thesis about.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
There, simply to answer this question and interview everyone. Uh no,
if hey, if anyone out there is doing that, we're
down write the podcast. Yeah. Never, what the hell's our part?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Now?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
How rude? I almost said never thought i'd say that
my old podcast that I haven't done for four or
five years. Yeah, it's just how rude would be the
one that we're doing currently and that we're recording actually
right now, in this moment that I'm looking at the
(11:38):
just take awak's your bracelet? Is your bracelet? Oh my god? Yeah,
I don't. That only tells me the quote. Thing doesn't
tell me the name of the show. I don't think
I need that.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Make you a bracelett?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Read it's literally on the microphone. I could just read
it right here. Oh okay, good, how rude and Andrea Barbara, Okay,
that's got it?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeap.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Since I am apparently having some sort of mental break
here and can't remember anything, do you want to go
do the show where it's all about flashbacks and remembering things?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I feel like I guess you some of this is
very on brand for today. Yes, thank you for helping
me unpack that little, that little those feelings that I
need to unpack.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
A yell.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Let's move right into what I thought was a very
important episode.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I don't now.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I don't know if it's a very important episode. It's different.
It was different than I was expecting. I'm just going
to say that.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, welcome back to Howard tan Ritos. I'm Andrea Barber
and I'm Jody Sweeten. I think, and today we're discussing
season five, episode nine Happy Birthday Babies, Part one. It
originally aired on November twelfth, nineteen ninety one, and it
goes a little something like this. As Michelle is turning five,
(12:59):
she is displeased with growing up. It's going to make
her feel better, let.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Me tell you.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The Tanners reminisce about all the fun memories they've had
with her. It was directed by Jeff Franklin. It was
written by Jeff Franklin. There are no guest stars, there
are no storylines.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
There, so yeah, I don't worry. This is We're about
to inception this thing and do a recap of a recap.
So yeah, it's We're the Russian nesting doll of of
rewatch podcasts today.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, Kenlly, what are we going to talk about? This
is all This is just all clips. This is all
just a clips strike.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Look, yeah, you guys, this might be a real short episode.
But but I'm you know what, I'm willing to go
back and make fun.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Of some stupid stuff that we did, so let's do
We can't we can't remember what we did yesterday, so
this will be all.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I don't remember the name of the podcast, so yeah,
a lot of refresher as to who Michelle.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Was, so there's no teaser. We go straight to opening credits.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
We start the show in the attic, where Michelle walks
into Jesse and Becky's empty room, singing Happy birthday to me, Happy.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Birthday to me?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Where is everybody? And Jesse and Becky appear saying right here.
She happily finishes the last line, happy birthday to me,
and points to herself for emphasis. Then Michelle not so
subtly asks her aunt and uncle, is there something.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You'd like to say to me?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Jesse rolls his eyes, reminding her they've already said Happy
Birthday at breakfast and everywhere else they've seen her today.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
You know, Michelle, she's just needs it all. I need
it again and again, constant reassurance.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Well but she she's five.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I mean, come on, if the kid that you can
wish her happy birthday more than once or twice, she
wants to fifteen times, give it to her. Their are
very important, five year old, she says. She emphasizes, I'm
five years old. This is a very big day.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's true.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
You're a whole hand. Now, your whole hand.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
That's right, So Becky and Jesse say in a non
enthusiastic tone, Happy Birthday, Michelle, But that is not enough
for this five year old. She proclaims, don't say it
if you don't mean it. So Becky and Jesse repeat
Happy Birthday Michelle in a more upbeat manner, and Michelle
seems pleased with this and responds, why, thank you. Then
(15:30):
she asks is it time for my party yet? Becky
looks at her watch and says, nope, he still got
two hours and twenty nine minutes to go. Michelle gives
her a puzzled look.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
How much time is that?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
And Jesse explains, in kid terms, that's two sesame streets
and a mister Rogers.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
So true. Like I remember when the kids were little
and you'd be like, oh, it's we're like forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I was like, you got you can watch two backyard against?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
You know?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, but yes, two backyard against. Oh just watch that too.
That's true. They can't tell time, so you got to
put it. Kid, turned right.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I thought it was brilliant, but Michelle lets out a
dramatic sigh.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
I'll never make it. Does that is a long time?
Two and a half hours is a long time for
a five year old. True.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Next, in the living room, Stephanie, DJ, Danny, and Joey
are setting up for the party. Michelle walks downstairs with
Jesse and Becky and asks if they can start the
party now. DJ tells her that her little friends aren't
here yet. Michelle couldn't care less, She responds, who needs them?
We got cake, we got balloons.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Let's do it an optional. It's all about the sugar,
you know.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I was gonna say. She's like, look, I'm gonna go
face first into a cake. I don't care who's here.
I don't care. Yeah, just leave me and my cake.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah, that's all she wants, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Just wish her happy birthday every two and a half
minutes and uh and let all the cake.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Let it.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So jes. Danny chimes in to offer an alternative suggestion,
Why don't we take your birthday picture for your baby book.
He instructs everyone to get in place as he grabs
his polaroid camera polaroid, yes, polaroid Cameras Joey sets Michelle
down in a chair, getting her ready for the big shot.
Danny holds up the camera and instructs, give me a
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big five year old smile. Both Michelle and Joey give
him a giant grin. In response, Danny laughs and tells Joey,
not you the other five year old, which prompts Joey
to step away.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Dave's hair is so long.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
I was like, this was long and luxurious.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
This was the mullet. This was maybe longer than jesse'smullet.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And season one yeah, yeah, I didn't remember that Dave,
that Dave had such the mullet. I don't remember this either,
but ninety one was Dave's mullet era. I have to
talk to him about that.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
We shall, so.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Danny snaps the picture as Michelle exclaims cheese. Then Jesse
brings the baby book over to Michelle and Danny, explaining
this has everything in your whole, entire your life, starting
from the day you were born. Becky points to the
first couple of pages, which have Michelle's birth announcement and
hospital bracelet inside. Michelle points to the next page, which
(18:12):
contains a tube, and she asks Danny what it is.
He responds, that's your very first tube of diaper rash cream.
I used to rub it on your little tushie. Michelle
frowns and says, dad, embarrassment. Did you have keepsakes for
your kids? Did I?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
I kept everything for both the girls. But I will
say Zoe got like a little bit of a baby
book and b didn't. But the second what happens in
the second? Sorry? B? But I mean I've got the
little you know, hospital bracelets and all of that stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Yeah. Yeah, same, Tate has everything. Like I kept his
umbilical cord.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I kept ask I was like, did you keep it?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, it's a little good Maggie, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
I think I might have kept it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah. And then Felicity, I have no record of her
baby you're here.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Yeah, but uh, it is fun.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
To go through though, Like my I kept my baby
book that my mom put together for me, and it's
fun to go through it.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And I'm sentimental.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Well, at least Tate will be happy.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Tate will be thrilled that we're talking about his umbilical
cord on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I mean, we all got one, hopefully. Otherwise, what's happening?
How'd you get here?
Speaker 3 (19:34):
So fay So Danny turns the page and we see
more photos of Michelle. Jesse points to a picture he
took on the very first day he and Joey moved in.
Joey Admires. Remember the first time we tried to change
Michelle's diaper? Jesse laughs, are you kidding? I still have nightmare?
And then this camera zooms in on the photo of
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Michelle as a baby, and it's our first clip show.
There were prospective episode. I got mixed feelings about these
types of episodes. You know, it's it's fun to flash
back and really these memories, but it's also kind of
like kind of like the writers phoned it in, you know,
they just.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
They I episode.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Well, but remember that that part one and part two
aired together, so it was a like a one hour special,
which was probably during sweeps. I'm thinking maybe the focus
was on the second half the episode of the baby
actually being there and the first one. Maybe it just
made it a little bit easy. I don't know, or
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maybe we just had to make sure Michelle knew that
she is important. And you know, she's like, look, if
you're gonna have these babies, I need an entire episode
to myself.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah that she put it in her contract.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
She's like, I need a whole cake, whole care and
twenty two minutes devoted to me.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yes, yes, I mean it was it's very cute. It's
very cute, but just black, some black substance. But whatever,
it's it is what.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
I mean, Yeah, it's substance, you know. Yeah, it was like,
it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
So we flashed back to the very first episode. We
are rewatching the scene of Jesse and Joey trying to
change Michelle's diaper for the first time in Michelle's room.
Jesse lifts her up by the armpits and Joey holds
on to her feet. They run down the stairs step one,
step two, step one, step two, step one steps too,
so great.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
And little steph watches.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh my god, this was the best part seeing the
little baby. Jody, you're so freaking.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Did you notice something though? What my hair is not curly?
It's curled, but it's not curly.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Was this so it wasn't the dippity due Jane, are
yet that coming? That was some actual curling iron.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
This is curling iron, like long sort of natural hair.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, now that you mention it, it does that rings
a bell. Hmmm. So when did you get your dippity
do pink? I have no idea, don't remember.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
When I feel like pretty? Not not too long after
that that Steph had pretty curly hair.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah. Yeah, but they didn't wait too long. They were like,
we can't curl, we can't do.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Probably like this is a nightmare there, you know, she
either got to wear a wig or we're just curling
it to where it's rock solid.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Yeah, so hence the pink rollers that you had to
put in.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Sponge rollers, dippity do. I can smell it. I can
hear the comb go on the edge of the dippity
do jar as she puts the comb in there and
then slicks it off. Yeah, it's a visceral experience.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I can hear the little.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Paper you know, because yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, So the guys changed Michelle in a cooking pot,
put the dirty diaper and giant tupperware, hose her down
with the kitchen faucet and dry her with a fan
and tie it all up the use paper tells as
a makeshift diaper, and stuff her legs to a little
baggy to secure everything.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
It was kind of cool seeing this this splash back.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This was such a great This was like peak full
House moment and it was one of the best moments.
And I think even Jeff said this it was one
of the best testing moments of the show that p
said this loved it.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
He said, this is the scene that sold, that sold
the show. Basically it was diaper changing scene, and it is.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
It's got everything.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
It's got babies, it's got tushies, it's got laughs, it's
got idiot men that don't know what they're.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Doing right, got it all. Got a sarcastic five year old,
it's yes everything. How do you roast a dirt taking?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I just love that.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
So back to present day in the living room, Michelle
responds to the crazy story by calling the guys dumb.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
That's well.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Jesse defends himself, saying they were learning on the job,
and Joey chimes in, every time you had a first,
we had a first, like the first time we had
to give you cough medicine.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
You a series of flashbacks.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
We go back to season one, episode seven, Knock Yourself Out,
when Jesse and Joey are struggling to get Michelle to
take her medicine and Joey's making those.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Airplane sounds we're trying to feed her and ends up
sticking the spoon in Jesse's mouth, which is.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
So great, and she smiled, Oh, she's watching John yeah, yeah, density.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Waiting for him to swallow this medicine. Yeah, it's it was.
It was funny.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Then we hear a voice over from Danny remember your
first workout, and we flash back to season one, episode sixteen.
But seriously, folks, Danny and Jesse are trying to work
out with Michelle, who's wearing her cute little exercises that's rights.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
So cute, wet band. Oh this was cute.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
She's completely dumbfounded by Jesse and Danny's over the top
leg lifts.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
She's judging up and oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
And Jesse asks Michelle if she's secure with her chubby
little baby legs, and she's.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Not right along, you know, cyam. I was like, that's it, girl,
that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
This is like the full full house greatest hits, you know.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Really, I mean that's the thing. It really is. Yeah, yeah,
there's there's some great moments in it.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Great compilation. Then we hear a voice over from Joey and.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
We made our debut as hairstylists, and we are in
season one, episode twelve, our very first promo where Jesse
and Joey You're trying to fix Michelle's hair. They're debating
giving her a hairstyle like Marilyn Monroe, were going for
the Madonna Briget Nielsen kind of thing, and so she was.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Having just laugh on her face. Yeah, it's just silly. Yeah,
it was so cute.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
No wonder these the old Sins, they were just so cute,
so good, so.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
You know, and the guys were so good with kids
and babies that they really built trust in a bond
and you know.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, oh, it's it's beautiful to watch even again, you know,
it's really just great to watch this. Then we hear
another voice over from Danny. I remember one of your
biggest discoveries, and we're over to season one, episode fourteen,
Danny's first date. Danny's talking to Michelle, asking her to
reveal the news about his date to DJ and Steph,
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and then when he leans down to give Michelle a kiss,
she reaches for Danny's nose and squeezes it.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Totally unscripted moment.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes, and poor Bob, well you see him.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
He looks to the audience and it's the full moment
is in the gag reel from the first season where
he looks to the audience and everyone laughs and he
kind of breaks and you know whatever, but they kept
that one little moment and but you see him just
start to turn to the audience and you're like, who,
who's Danny looking at?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Yeah, yep, he's looking at the audience. Yeah, that was
like grabbing my note, right, he was like, great, you
know the one thing he doesn't want for someone to
point out.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
And probably the same thing at the shark tooth.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
This was a yeah, this was a trend with I mean.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Toddler's right. If don't do anything that you don't want
to Toddler to be like, why is that weird on you?
And you're like, oh great, they.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Will find the one thing you don't want them to mention,
and they will mention it loudly. Oh yes, so funny.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
So the next flashback is from season three, episode five,
Granny Tanny. Michelle finally gets her big girl bed.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
The pencil bed.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
The pencil bed is so cute.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Jesse tells her not to jump on it, but as
soon as he leaves the room, she decides to jump
on it and he catches her in the act.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
It was so cute the way she just plopped down.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, it was adorable.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
We hear a voice over from Danny saying, and your
first punishment, and we hop over to season four, episode
two Crimes and Michelle's demeanor. Michelle's sitting on a rocking
chair facing the wall as she sings the classic this.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Is no Fun, No fun.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Looking Danny walks in shortly after reminding her the lesson
to be learned from all of this. He tucks her
into bed afterwards, and she asks, Daddy, am I still
your little princess? He sticks the thumb up, thumb up
and says, you got it, dude. Back to present day
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in the living room, Michelle exclaims, I like being your
little princess, and Danny kisses her forehead and lovingly responds, I.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Like it too. They're already setting there, already laying the foundation.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Oh the Disney right right, Michelle's going to be replaced.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
So then he grabs Michelle's five year old photo and
puts it on the very last page of the book,
announcing that's it. The Michelle Tanner Baby Book has come
to an end, and he shuts it close. Michelle is flabbergastid,
asking that's it, I'm finished. He Ja assures her that
she she isn't finished, but her book is. Michelle asks everyone,
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are you going to start a new book? But Jesse explains,
in a few weeks, when we have our new twins,
we're going to make a new book for them. Everyone
chimes in with excitement, but not Michelle. She opens her
baby book and snatches the photo from the final page.
I don't want my book to be finished. I want
to be the little princess.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Oh boy, jealousy, Hello, jealousy.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
She storms up the.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
Stairs and tells everyone in an obvious voice, over, forget
my birthday. I'm staying four years old, you know, as
the youngest of three.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I get it, Like I get it.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You just want to be the little right you do?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Just want to be the princess as we know you were. Yeah,
and I was.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We heard it from my brother indeed, But yeah, no,
I get it that This is a lot for a
five year old who's been the last princess.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
For freshet like weirdly like excited, but also like wait,
so they're going to get all the attention because they're cute.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Now, Oh yeah, that's a big reality check for them.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
So yeah, good.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, it was a good topic. It was a good
topic for Michelle's.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Definitely in Stephanie Michelle's room, everyone walks in, calling out
for Michelle. Danny Spots are immediately hiding under her covers.
When he lifts the blanket, she rolls her eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You found me, big deal. Danny sits next.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
To her and explains, no matter how old you get,
you're always going to be my little princess, just like
Stephanie's always going to be my little ladybug. And DJ
is always going to be my little tennis ball head. Oh,
DJ cringes, does somebody want to trade?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, she got. She got the short end of the steak.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I called her my little round head because she did.
She had a very round little head. She hates it,
and I'm sure she'll be really glad that I mentioned
it on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
We're just we're embarrassing our firstborns, all right, Yeah yeah, yeah,
not that they.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Listened to this anyways. So Michelle tells them, I like
being the baby. I'm good at it.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Jesse sits beside her and says, Shorty, you're not special
because you're the baby.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
You're special because you're you.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
And I ought to know because you and I go
way back. We've had a lot of cool times together,
haven't we? And we get more flashbacks. We're back to
season two, episode three, It's Not My Job. Jesse's rocking
out with Michelle on the couch, singing I Got You
Babe by Sunny and Care and Michelle tries her best
to sing along. Then we flash back to season four,
(31:35):
episode four, slumber Party. Jesse dresses Michelle in a biker
outfit complete with a leather jacket, white T shirt, and sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
She loved that look.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh, and this is an iconic, that iconic, you know,
frame of Jesse leaning his legs and lean in her head. Yeah,
it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
Then we hear a voice over from Jesse, remember when
I almost moved out and we're at sea? In four
episode twenty Fuller House, Michelle gives to Jesse a kiss
on the nose, telling him she's really going to miss him.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
They share a sentimental moment where Michelle gives.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Him her stuffed pig and he gives her the photo
of the bunny wallpaper.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Are you triggered?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Are you triggered? What are you feeling? Are you feelings
right now? No?
Speaker 2 (32:21):
No, no, no, we just go buy it. It's fine.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
We need to get you that property of Stephanie Tanner
if you go to Howard Merch dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, but we do have. We Actually one of the
shirts that I came up with was I was like,
we need to do a big pink bunny with like
a stamp across it that says property of Stephanie Tanner
on it. So and yes, indeed, yeah, not that I've
held onto it. No, no, no, no, definitely not.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
Back to present day in Stephan Michelle's room, Jesse smiles
at the memories, telling Michelle, see, I could never leave
you because you're my special pal, and he kisses her
on the nose. You know, we make fun of their codependency,
but I do love the Jesse Michelle relationship with chemistry.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Is very keel.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Yeah, so genuine, and I can see why the audience.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
For sure, it's very sweet and it's yeah, and it's
you know, it brings out Jesse's softer side, it does.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
No, so the best part of Michelle is bringing out
Jesse's softer side.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
It's true, It's true. Well, that and her help with
the therapy.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
You know, it's a mutually beneficial relationship for sure.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, So then Stephan DJ tell Michelle that they love
having her as a little sister. DJ remembers, We've had
a lot of laughs. You wouldn't believe the things I
got you to do a few more flashbacks. Now we're
in season one, episode twenty one, Mad Money. DJ tricks
Michelle into snooping through Jesse's Duffel bag by using her
favorite thing, a cookie.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
And she found it. Did that. She was actually so excited.
She because they didn't expect her to find it. She
was supposed to just be digging in there, but she
would found it and was so proud and everyone cheered
and they were like, we're keeping that in.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
It was adorable gold for it was so cute and
now and this is it. This is the origin of
the of her sugar binges.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Like it started with true it all started. Yea, all
started with all started with a cookie.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
We hear DJ voiceover, and you learned a few tricks.
We are over to season four, episode nine, one Last Kiss.
Michelle disguises Sparky with bunny ears and names him Peanut
in an effort to keep him as a pet.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Sparky is uh is Teddy's dog?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah? Yeah, I forget how he I forget how he's
involved in this episode of Sparky besides hiding on Michelle's
bed amongst all of the stuff down.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah, Sparky, I'm glad he's like he was like a
rec character was a cute old dog, so sweet.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He's in the show almost uh as much as Debbie Gregory,
except he plays the same character.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
He has more consistency in his character. Jafny Gregory did, Yeah,
I love this show. We hear a voice over from DJ.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
But if we really needed you, you were always there.
And now we're in season four, episode twenty one, The
Hole in the Wall Gang. Michelle tries to help Stephanie
and DJ when they accidentally create a hole in Danny's
bedroom wall, but despite Michelle's best efforts, Danny heads upstairs
and takes her along.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
She tries to warn her sisters by yelling, he's coming,
he's coming, he's coming, He's here.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
And then we're in season four, episode fourteen, Working Girl.
Kimmy turns DJ's f into an a and Michelle is
taking her role as the polite police very seriously.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Oh, and Stephanie has a cupcake and doesn't give it
to Michelle. She decides that politeness.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Week is over, and she steals the cupcake from her.
The sugar theme has been strong.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Sure, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
Back to present day, Stephanie's sighs at that last memory
and admits, you are a piece of work, and Michelle
grins at her thank you. I think Joey chimes in.
What Stephanie's trying to say is you're a really cool
young lady. And Michelle, of course, is loving this attention,
so she suggests, if you got any more stories about me,
(36:20):
I want to hear them.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
Oh, do we got five seasons of you? Michelle?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Hold on. The flashbacks continue.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
We are at season four, episode sixteen, Stephanie gets framed.
Michelle is searching the couch for spare change to save
in her piggy bank, but when the ice cream man
comes by, she can't figure out how to retrieve the
money from the pig. This little and these little rompers
that she's wearing.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
At this time, I know, I was just gonna say
it was like the little like sort of like drop
like crouched.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, like the little rompers, like the little bubble romper. Yeah, yeah,
they're just.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah, they're so cute. I feel like I see those
a lot now where it's like it's a it's a romper,
but it almost looks like a dress. Yeah, these ones
are a little more like pants. So she looks super.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Cute, it looks super comfortable. I'm like, I want to
wear this on my next road.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Trip, right. I was just worried that she was going
to hit herself in the face with that piggybank. When
she was shaking, she was very aggressive because like, oh,
she's gonna knock herself out.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, then we're over to season four, episode twenty two.
Stephanie plays the field Red Brett. Michelle tells Joey that
she's upset because Uncle Jesse and and Maggie locked her
out of their room.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Michelle sub said.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
Joey tells her about a little thing called privacy, and
Michelle inquires, what are they doing in there? He tells
her they're doing their taxes and that she can expect
them to be doing taxes every night for the next
couple of months.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Just wait till the end of season five. They're getting
the tax returned, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yes, they are two of them.
Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, then we're back at the season four episode twelve
Hole in the wall, Joey is entertaining Michelle with his
Popeye doll Well they both sing along to the theme song.
And lastly, we are in season four, episode seventeen, a
fish called Martin. Jesse and Joey are singing a bluesy
rendition of I'm a Little Teapot as Michelle does the
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corresponding dance.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
That was such a cute little teaser. I like that one.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
And from the same episode, Michelle's is performing in the
living room with Jesse and the Rippers.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
They're singing doua Diddy and Michelle has some very adorable solos.
This is a great compilation. These are all of us.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
I mean, look at what we've done on this show
so much.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Then we see a montage of Michelle, all of her
baby photos in so yeah, real life Olsen photos. You
are so Beautiful to Me plays in the background as
a series of photos and videos of Michelle.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Flash across the screen. I mean they are ramping up.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I'm pretty I feel like this is the episode when
kids started calling it the Michelle Show.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
I think that this does feel like a turning point.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
This is like, ah, we figured out yeah, yeah, yeah,
The Michelle Show.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yep, she has been a highlight of all five seasons.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Back to present day, Michelle exclaims, Wow, I'm cooler than
I thought, and Danny nods and the older you get,
the cooler you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
But you gotta keep growing up. So are you ready
to turn five?
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Now? Michelle screams with enthusiasm, Yes, I am, It's party time,
and she runs out of the room, but Joey quickly
bursts her bubble, not so fast. You still have two
hours and thirteen minutes to go. Michelle's mood sours once again,
and she admits, this is the longest day of my life.
(39:46):
And abruptly, that is our show.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
There is right, and then everyone walks out. Now there
is no well because it wasn't. It was a full hour. Yeah,
so it wasn't to be continued. You didn't have to
tell people to like stay tuned in.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
It was.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They just rolled right into the next episode.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
You didn't have to wait. But I was like something,
something's missing. I could feel like it wasn't there a
cliffhanary moment, and I went back and I found it.
I found it on YouTube, Yes, from Hulu or whatever
whatever platform we're watching this on. They cut the teaser,
and they cut this last moment of the sea. So
let me let me refresh everyone's memory here.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
What this is ridiculous?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Why?
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Why why are you doing that?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Why? I'm yeah, I'm watching it on Hulu and I
would like to talk to mister Hulu please important and
mister Hulu, what are you doing? Why are you cutting
off the teasers? People want to see this, we know
it exists, trying to hide it.
Speaker 1 (40:46):
As they're exiting the room, he feels a pang, like
a contraction.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
That's I'm like, I remember that. She's like ooh because
I remember because I watched her. Everyone else exited the
room before Laurie, which made no sense because she is
in the middle of the room and I and she
touches her belly and I was like, oh, she's about
to be like oh, And then I was like, oh,
I guess not.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
I didn't trust my memory. I'm like, oh, I'm a
mad I remembered it wrong.
Speaker 2 (41:12):
But no, do you think they cut it into the
next episode.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
I don't know. I haven't watched that.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Do you think when we watch it, like I wonder
if when we watch it, like episode ten, if it'll
start started with everybody walking out and the pang you
know what I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
Don't know, we'll find out. We'll find out next week
when we because.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
I guess it would just yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
It's cliffhangary and Jesse thinks it's indigestion, so he goes
to get her tombs or whatever, and.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
She's just like are you are you twins trying to
tell me something? So I'm like, yeah, that's the way
you end.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
This episode is on a cliffhanger. The babies are coming
so very upset with you, Hulu.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
Please bring this back.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
It's we have thoughts and the the teaser they cut
is Stephanie and DJ wrapping up Michelle's present, which is
a dollhouse, and Miche walks in and tries to catch
them and see what the present is, and they give
her a quick look and she runs.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
Out say, oh, I like that. I like the dollhouse
or whatever. Why would they kill the teaser like that's
a cute teaser.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
The door house to the birthday episode here so very
much in these these editing choices of the Hulu.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
I'm I'm going to take it personally. You should, yes,
because obviously it is yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
So that's on that's on your someone's YouTube page.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
They have the According to this YouTuber whoever this is,
they said that these scenes were only aired once during
the original run of the show.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
I can't I can't confirm. I have not verified this information.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Not confirmed, nor didn't.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
They're claiming that this was the they caught it, they
taped it on a VHS, that this was the only one.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
And yeah, I wonder, like if you watch it on
the DVD, like the physical DVD, it's got to be
on there.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
It's got to be on there. Jeff would not remove
either of these scenes. No, that's not Jeff anything.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
You get more on the DVDs, the director's cut moments
that they cut out foot right, So I have won.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Well, I guess we'll have to answer that question next week.
Will for Part two of Happy Birthday Babies, which aired
on the same.
Speaker 1 (43:17):
D Did it aired on the same day?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Which part two? But really it's sort of part of
part one. It's just one.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
They didn't really need to make a part one and
a part two. They just made it an hour long special.
But okay, they didn't.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
This definitely feels like a turning point with the like
this is when Olsen Mania.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
I think it was just yeah, yeah, when it was starting,
they weren't like the moguls that they were at the
end of the series. They no, no, but I think
they were definitely starting to They were getting and like
the TV heading towards the towards the mystery videos, right right,
this was just the very House we Go and all
that I think was like next season A Grandma's House
(43:53):
we Go.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Was nineteen ninety two, so they were okay that they
were starting with the books, the branded the early videos.
But yeah, the peak mania was sort of a the
like ninety four ninety five, Like right, the show is
ending that they their celebrity just went skyrocketing into the sky.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Yeahah, but this was you know this, this is just
like pickerheads plugs.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
Sorry, what.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Nobody's getting get that? Except no one will get that
house people. If they do, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (44:29):
We don't care. That's hysterical. But I think, okay, this
is why I thought that this was the one hundredth episode.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
Because it's a retrospective episode and that's kind of what
they do for these milestone episodes, are these clip episodes,
These retrospective flashbacks, right right, but they know the one
hundred episode was a couple of episodes ago, so whatever,
maybe I don't know whatever, but this was fine.
Speaker 1 (44:53):
This was fine.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
I mean again, because they were airing on the same day,
I assumed that we had to shoot them u oh
at the same time. Yeah, oh yeah, like at once.
So yeah, like I said, like, maybe it's just that
was like those quick little beats and the voiceovers. That
didn't add much.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
Too, So we didn't have to do a whole five
day shoot.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
We didn't have to do a whole yeah, because otherwise
you would have had to rehearse oh ye for a
whole episode and then rehearse and if they're both airing
the same day, necessarily have that in your schedules.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Two for one. You get two episodes for the price
of one because you're shooting, right.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
But the really the yeah, exactly, but really the first
episode is like one scene downstairs and one scene in
the you know, and not even a scene. It's just it.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, it's just a little little bits, little intros and
intros and outros. And Maddie has just confirmed that the
second part, Part two does not start with those teasers.
It just goes right into her birthday party. So yeah,
I don't know, I got questions.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
Probably it's probably on Prime too, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
I'm like, I'm curious, blessed. Yeah, did you have any
everywhere you looks I got one? You did?
Speaker 2 (46:08):
No, I didn't. I didn't have one. I was I
was too busy, uh flashing recaps, flashing back. Yeah, I
might have already.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
This might have already been a previous everywhere you look,
but you know, menopause.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
This episode, he's a recycling.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
Episode, right, Yeah, yeah, there is a Paula Abduel poster
in your room above the red shining unit.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yes, I did see that, because that was when John
was dating.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well, I looked this up too.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
The interwebs say that John and Paula dated in nineteen
ninety This episode was in nineteen ninety one. But maybe
this was a little bit of a leftover. Okay, let's
you know, let's put some paul Abduel in there, a
little easter egg.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Yeah, yeah, maybe, I mean it was also because Steph
was a dancer and that you know, she was like
a really notorious dancer at the time.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
She loved paul Abdul so we all loved Paul Abdul
so I loved seeing that little It's just one little shot.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
That I did notice that. I noticed that and the
En Nelson in the background poster. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
all seventeen of them. Yeah, well you guys, thank you
for joining us for today. This is like probably the
shortest recap episode we've ever.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Really easily Yeah yeahs fact, so you're welcome.
Speaker 2 (47:20):
This is a quick one. Was like, yeah, yeah, in
and out done, bang bang.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Well, thank you so much for listening. Fan Ritos, we
love you guys.
Speaker 3 (47:30):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
If you want to hit us up on Instagram, we
are at how Rude Podcast. If you want to email us,
we are at how Rude tanner Rito's at gmail dot com.
Let us know where these missing scenes are are they?
Are they on your streamings? Questions?
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Do you have the VHS pape from the original broadcast?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Why? If someone out there knows why they did it?
I need to know the great mystery? Yeah, Fantos would know.
Someone needs to go digging. Uh yeah, but also check
out our merch store howard merch dot com, where you
can get a shirt that says property of Stephanie over
a pink bunny because the pink bunnies were Stephanie's. But
we're not gonna harp on that anymore than we already do.
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Anyway, it's just now slightly a little maybe, yes. Anyway,
you guys, thank you so much for listening. Fan Urrito's.
You're amazing. We love you. And remember the world is small.
The house is full of pink bunnies, all mine, all
of them, they all everywhere. The whole house now has
(48:31):
pink bunnies on it, and no one can cut them
off and take them with them.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
It is all property of n Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yep, I'm gonna just ride it all over them, just them,
you know, plain that. Yeah, I mean that's good. Rabbits
do that pretty much, you know. Yeah, maybe that's tracks. Yes,
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