September 9, 2025 • 59 mins
Nicky or Alex, Alex or Nicky?! Well, one thing's for sure, the twins aren't the only ones making their Full House debut this episode... Vicky Larson is also joining the mix! Unbeknownst to Danny, his new co-star is a major girl boss. So, is Danny's "mansplaining" due to ignorance or his lack of game?! It's a BIG episode and we can't wait to recap it right here on How Rude, Tanneritos!
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Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hello Aby, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, so yes, let's get to your star said on
the last podcast, which we recorded just earlier, that I
had a story.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm glad you say.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's what I went to on Saturday Night.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
My friend Josh McBride, who lives in New York and
worked for like, he does a lot of like brand
deal stuff, and he's you'll always see him on like
the Today Show or the view of what I'm like
talking about different lovely human.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We have so much fun together. Anyway, he texted me
a couple.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Of weeks ago and was like, Hey, would you want
to go on Saturday night to the the Jaw Rule
Eve Nelly Jingy concert. And I was like, that is
my high school era, Absolutely to go.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So it was like okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So he's like, I'm all fly out then, so he
flies out from New York for the fun for the show.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now he is best friends with Jah Rule and his.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wife Aisha who we call Ish, friends with their daughter Brittany,
who's like thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, but anyway, so we go back.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
First of all, we get there and we have seats.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That don't exist. What so.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Jaw's wife Ish her and and Tina who is a
record producer who passed away IRV Gotti's sister. She got
us the tickets.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, it's in.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like right to the kind of the left of
the stage and where we go down and it's like, oh,
here's the row row four seats like six and seven,
like okay, so we start scooting down in front of people.
Turns out they were part like part of the family,
scooting down and then we're like, wait, right after their
party of like five people, there's a glass partition that
(02:18):
like hordon's off that area. So we're like, how weird,
but not one on the.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Row behind it. Oh okay whatever, So.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We go up and around and then we're like, well,
there's another little staircase that goes on the other side
of the things. We go to go down that and
there's a thing that blocks that off. Hmm, like what,
So we start to crawl over the seat.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That was a big no no. You know.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was like, oh, okay, sorry lady, And we tried
to do that a couple of times so.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hopefully she would have noticed, but it was now everything
she got a leg over. She was like mom face
and everything. Now we were in trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You don't want to poke that by her.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We were like, what the hell, you know, where are
your seats? Row four?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Seats six and seven should be on the other side
of that thing. So then the lady who won't let
us crawl over the seats is like, you have to
go around. You have to go around. We're like, okay,
to the lower level to come up.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
M we can't give them the lower level because that's
not where our seats were.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Geez went on the floor levels. We're right, Oh my god.
So I was like, we're gonna find somebody. So we
find a lovely human named Justin who was at the
state like backstage area, and immediately he recognizes me, so
I was like, maybe maybe we can help.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah. So the one of the times when you're like he's.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Just so sweet though, and like he was like, you're
a legend.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
By the way, and I love you. That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was like, great, help me find these seats because
I don't think they exist. And so he was like, oh,
some of the family was came down here earlier looking
for those seats. It's there's a whole complict. He's like,
I'll help you find them. So I'm like Okay, okay,
go up there, go back to the thing. He's like,
here's roe four. We're like, yeah, seats six and seventy.
Goes yeah, right there.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh they don't exist.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You can't get there. I'm like right.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So then we start to go around to the thing
and he tells the lady like, they're just gonna jump
over the seats.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Those are their seats.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But then it's not because that's a whole different section
that's part of the floor section and it's not like
the roser.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Labeled differently and that little cut out. So she's like
that that's not their seats. This is at the into
it film.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Even so he.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Goes and finds somebody else. Somebody else comes down. They're
like yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh did you get them tickets?
But scop tickets from one of the performers.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, okay, yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We're like what the hell.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well then luckily with the family is uh Tina and
she who is the one that uh I explained was
that he's a producer's sister and she was.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like, oh my god, Josh, so she's right there. We're
like finally so we meet him.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
They're like, okay, great, so then our lovely friend Justin,
who's been trying to helps He's like, I'm so sorry
I couldn't help you, but those seats don't exist.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I was like that sounds like an into a dome problem,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You don't sell anybody else those Yeah, So anyway, we
go downstairs and like backstage, go to job was dressing room,
I mean him and why then you know, it was
literally like.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The four of us just kind of hanging up for
the show. I was like, are you sure I should
be in here?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And he's like friends with their family. I go like
I was at her wedding. I was like, I just
was like.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know, you know how it is when you're like
when someone's prepping for a performance and they're in your space,
You're like, okay, I know you, but.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't know you care.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I was trying to be like a small and inconspicuous
as possible.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Not like they were.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They were so sweet and so lovely John his wife
could not have been friendlier and more lovely. So anyway, uh,
it's time for his set because it's you know, a
bunch of different acts. So they're like okay, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Walk to the stage. We're like, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
So we're walking the stage with him and uh We're
like okay. And I used to says, oh there's there's
uh or asks on the stage managers.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Where where where can we sit?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He's like, oh, I put some seats you know, out
on like on stage right for you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And she was like, oh okay. We walked through backstage.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
We get we go over to like stage right and
they pull open the curtain to where three folding chairs are.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's literally that's where you open and.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Go on to the stage and there's the stage.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
She usually sits there because it's one person in a
folding chair kind of hides behind one of the speaker
that's there and to move them like further back so
we could see.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And I literally had I stuck my feet out. I
go to trip.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Everybody will walk on stage. We're in and but first
I freak out right. We get out there and they're like,
here's your seats, and I was.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Like dang, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
I was like I don't want to sity.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't this no I am in the way is
so not who I want I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Not all those people. They don't say me like. It
was like it was like to be on stage at
the end of it doome to crowdfel people. It was
like everyone and I knew, like the people were.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like, why does she look familiar?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right? Why is she look fami? And why is she
on the stage. So I eventually he turns me, she goes, oh,
sit down, I must sit on your lap.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was like, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm saying like jokingly.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I was like, okay, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Want to be in the way. She's like, you're not
in the way. We wouldn't be here if you were
in the way. You're not in the way with family relaxed, Okay.
So then awesome concert, like this show so much fun,
so much music. That was like, I'm fifteen year old me.
It was dying totally, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I was like, these are the songs of my youth.
Oh so much a yes, so much fun, so much fun.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But when the camera would be following him like to
you know, on the screens in the in the into
a dome, and he'd walk over like kind of stage
right where we were, and I just see my friend
Josh's knees because he's real tall, like the spotlight, and
so I just kept going, hey, your knees are on camera,
famous knees, and then.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Just yeah and he's like, oh god, yeah. It was
really fun and it was amazing. And so then after
jos set we go backstage back to Jaw's.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Room, and then you know a bunch of people are
back there, the people who we were crawling over to
try and find the seats that didn't exist.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We're also part of the families. It's you again.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, I'm fancy meeting you again.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Security guy Oh knocks on the door, opens the thing
and he's like, hey, Liz, owner friend want to come
and meet you to Jock and he was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Bring them in.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So we're sitting on the couch in the dressing room, like,
you know, kind of standing around.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm like, can I crawl under the couch?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Should I be?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I just want to be out of the way, like
I felt, you know me, I am not.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm like I don't I don't want like I don't
want to be special rights men. I am in your way.
You don't know me if you want me to leave
the room, and Josh, I will do that, like this
is your entertainment space whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Totally yep, yep, was not like that. Everyone was fine.
So anyway, in walks Lizzo I got she looks super cute,
her little legs, a little dress on, brad hair, the gorgeous,
goes around, gives everybody in the room a hug. There's like,
I don't know, like nine of us in there. Hi,
I'm Lizzo. Stop hugs me and then looks.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
At me and Josh I was like, oh wait, you
were the two on stage.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Huh oh gosh, oh gosh. So it's not even like
she recognized you from Full House. She recognized you from.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Stay, she recognized me from full House at all. She
didn't say a word what she did say I saw
you on stage and he turned to Josh and I
was like, you see it better seats a little. I
think Liz is better.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
She's a little bitter about this a little.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
She's a little bitter.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, anyway, that's a fun time.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
We have the best time.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
We missed the first hour of the show though, because well, yeah,
you know, raise the tickets that don't exist told us
that the show started at eight, but it actually starts
at seven.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It was like, it's eight o'clock and Jo's like, look
at the ticket. She's like, it's eight o'clock. We started
at eight o'clock. Every oh it's seven. Dang it. Oh man,
But it was so much fry.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We got to see his set, which was I mean,
that was kind of.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
That's why you were there.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But I did get to see part of eve set,
which was amazing, And I worked with her on the
talk a few times and she's super sweet and lovely.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And yeah, it was just it was a super fun concert.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But now when you see pictures from the concert and
also from Lizzo in jaw Rule, it's on jaw Rules
like Instagram or whatever, like these pictures of him and
Lizzo meeting and there in the background is my dumbit,
you know, just my head, Lizzo's shoulders, and then every
(10:56):
picture from like one side of the stadium like forward
that's of drawn, like there's just me and and noveally
need Josh in the background with you know, it's like
some twisted where's Waldo games, Where's Joe I inadvertently inserted
myself and I did not mean to and I am
not that person.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You photo bombed everything.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it was just like, oh well, let's just be
over here. Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Anyway, it was amazing and I had so much fun.
And like Josh has these videos to be dancing. I'm like,
that was great, great concert. Everyone killed it. And they've
been they've been grinding. They've been touring the country really
like nine months.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, they're like on tour tour. Oh wow, Yeah, it's
a it's a hustle. But each thank you so much.
I don't know if you listened to the podcast. She's
a big fan of the show, full and Fuller House. Okay,
but yeah, if if you're listening, thank you for the
amazing seats, Tina, thank you for Tina Gotti, Thank you
for the amazing seats. It didn't exist, but we knew
your heart was in the right place just an hour later.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
But it was really fun. Again, random series of events
and then so Josh and I always seem to have
random events.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
We went out to the abbey a while back and
had one of the strangest evenings with our friends. You
attracted in to tell you it's a whole other thing.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yes, weird things happened to you when yours.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Happened to he and I when we're to me, and
then also when he and I are out.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Together, it's like, definitely just happened.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Double trouble.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So, in addition to the Lizzo and the stage and
the all of that, he text me and he goes,
you're never going to guess who I'm sitting next to
on the flight back to New York. I was like, oh,
he goes, Jeff Goldbloom. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He was like, we're sitting here chatting it up right now.
He sends me a picture of Jeff Goldbloom waving.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
To the camera the next and I was like, what
this is Like he was like, this is the weirdest, Like,
this is three eight hours of people I just didn't
that weren't on my list that I thought I was
gonna meet.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And here we are.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
He got more than he bargained for.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It was, you know, will we joined the show for
the evening and then yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
That's like the man that talk about an experience that
you can't buy, you can't arrange, like it just happens,
you know, it's and.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, it just happened, and it was super fun and
I had a great time. Once I got over the
fact that I was just in the.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Way, well yes, because you feel you just the dressing.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Room and I was still like, are you sure should
I be in here? She just looked at me. I
was like, oh, you're gonna sit on me.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Okay, It's like shut up, Jody, I know, right, but.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, it was so much fun. Josh, thank you for
getting h for flying out here.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
For that.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So fun. Man.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
See, you two have a social life. You we talked
about how we're old ladies, but look at you living
it up with Lizzo on a weekend night like this
is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But we we like left before the show was over
and we were like, oh, well you're tired. I journed him.
I was like, well I'm hungry. He's like me too,
Let's go drive through somewhere and go home. Like, I
don't need to stay till the and there's too many people.
I want to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I'm the same way. You don't want to deal
with the crowds and getting out of the concerts and
nights out very differently than I did.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yes, when I do experience them at all. Yes, anyway,
that's my random story. If you're listening. First of all, yeah,
for sure she listens.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
And second of all, lovely to meet you and you
were super sweet and yeah, and anyway.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
She's probably like, she's like, I don't know what show
that girl was on, but I know that that's the girl,
the girl. That's her podcast, right, Girl on Stages Podcastages podcast. Yeah,
add that to your Instagram bio. Girl on Stage Girl.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Is right right.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Added to my IMDb there you go is an uncredited
role back background dancer.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And yeah, that's so crazy. What a fun, fun weekend.
I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
It was fun, amazing and I got to go to
the new into It doome. Yeah, I've been a lot
more work than I expect. You got to get an
app and the face thing and now your experience.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
How they know everything about you, your blood type, your
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, they know where you are in the stadium and
a specific offers depending on what store or restaurant you're
in front of.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Don't have to check anything.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You just walk in and it scans your face like
in a crowd. Yeah, it's it's both cool and terrifying.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, that's that's yeah, part terrifying and cool.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, how do they.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
What are they tracking you with your phone? Like?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
How do they?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So they you had to put.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
An app on your phone, an app on your phone
and that that.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Tracks you in the Into It Dome? Yeah, can you
like pay for snacks instantly? Like you just walk through
and just like walk out with your popcorn, your fifteen
dollars popcorn and.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yep, like oh yeah, oh that was cool.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
That does make you feel like you feel like you're choplifting,
but no, you pay for it eventually. Wow, that's cool.
I guess I haven't been to the I feel like
I've been to the Into It Dome, but maybe it
was an.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Event just opened like a couple of months ago. It's
didn't we have the fi right? It's so fi and
what like is it t mobile?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Something that's like tucked kind of in one corner of
so far and then into a dome is like over
a colisseum.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
It's a separate it's separate from the colisseum, not the
col that us see what am I thinking of the forum? Yes,
into from the forum, but in that same the same
parking lot area.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Okay, oh cool, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well good to know. If you're going to the Into
It Dome you're gonna have to download an app. Yeah,
and hopefully your seats exist like.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Dome replace the form.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
The forum is still there, but it's probably called I
think it's called the Kia. It's like Kia is a
business these days, right right, So, yeah, the Into It Dome,
I feel like I've been there anyways.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Anyway, it was lovely. Yeah, but it was a really
fun night. And that's my random story.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's much better than my story about the dermatologist and
the dental cleanings. And you know, it's definitely it's.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Kind of a better different certainly, you know, more exciting.
You know, it depends on what your definition of exciting is.
You said you had an excellent week, and it seemed
I was thrilled as I was about my Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yes, dental hygiene is very exciting for me, and so
you know, that's that's just that I have nothing else
to say. That was amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
By the way, I asked my I asked my dentist
about about cocoa.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
What did they say?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
They said, are you using it to flosh your teeth.
I said, well, yeah, I mean I just technically you would.
And he was like, great anything that gets people to
floss their tea yet I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Care whatever whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I was like, oh so it's not like better or worse.
He was like, I think it is better.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I have you know, Christine Laken was very convincing, and
so I'm I choose to believe that it's a little
bit of a thicker fiber and so it really gets
the the little flossing home runs that you're feeling. Now,
Oh you don't, I love it?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, it hurts. Oh you've got my teeth? Well certain, yeah, yeah,
my teeth.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I have one really sensitive tooth. My my would be
a shark tooth if I had a shark tooth.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I have to get gum grafting soon, so that'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
They take skin from the top of your mouth and
stick it elsewhere, either that or udaver tissue, which doesn't
take as easily.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You don't have cavities, but you're going to have to
go through this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is always like you, look, you have great solid teeth,
terrible gums, You're great beautiful teeth.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Will just fall right out of your head. Oh right, yeah,
but no teeth if I don't take care of you.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Okay, Well, you.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Know anyway how I went from Lizzo to my desk.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
But I think everyone's like, yeah, well that wasn't as exciting,
can we.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
We tuned in for a recap and instead we get
the history of JODI's.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Until we don't.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
If they're tuning in for the recap, what are they doing?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
They've been with us this long, they know, they know.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I feel like there's an unconditional love out there that
they just tolerate us.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know, yeah, they do, and.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
You're so tolerant.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It gives me a chance to you know, work out
my material.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
And it gives us a chance to catch up and
you know, I'll have our little girl chat. I do
love it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, And it just so happens that like a lot
of people listen to it, right, which is weird because
I think I forget that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Sometimes I forget it too until like these fan conventions
and the fans will come up to.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Me to say something and you're like, oh my god,
I got you, Like, especially if they have a kid,
I'm like, oh, God, what else have we said?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Did we bleep it out? I don't know, yeh, but yeah,
it's it's we apologize to all of the kids out
there listening to some other.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Regret if you grew up with created one word of it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Never.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I stand by every stupid thing I've said on this show.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, expos and anything, all.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
All of it. Yeah, we're going to hear it eventually. Yeah,
you know, it's just you just gotta just gotta hope
they're funny. That's it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yes, that's right. The first time B swore or cursed?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh yeah, she used it?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Was it B or was it Zo? I don't know
one of them?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was Zo? Yeah. It was the new fing pajamas.
Why does Bee have new?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I just have these oldfing pajamas? And I was like,
proper use the word. I'm not even on that one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You're frustrated mad at her?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
She used it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
So yeah, she was like, I don't know four or five,
it's all about context.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I just love it. Well done, kids, Well, welcome back
to how Rude Tannerito's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm your
terrible influence and Jodi Sweeten and today we're discussing season five,
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episode eleven, Nicky and or Alexander. It originally aired November nineteenth,
nineteen ninety one, and it goes a little something like this,
back home from the hospital, Jesse can't tell his identical
twin sons, Nicky and alex apart. Meanwhile, Danny likes his
new temporary co host, Vicky Larsen. All Right, we are
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injuring the Oh, I am here for this. Yeah, this
is going to be good. I liked the Vicky, the
Vicky Vicky years.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I love when Vicky.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
When Vicky just like shuts Danny down at the end there,
you're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Everybody needs a Vicky and a Becky, Like everyone needs
that type of you know.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Basically an e name on the end of your yeah Vicky. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
But they know it's just they're no nonsense. They don't
take crap from these guys, and they shut them down
when appropriate.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So I love it all to be a female journalist.
I feel like that's kind of part of the Yeah
she's uh yay Vicky.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It was directed by joel's Wick, It was written by
Ellen Guiless and we have wonderful guest stars this week.
We have Daniel Rentoria and Kevin Rentoria as Nicki and Alex,
the cute little baby twins. They have no other credits
to their name, so I imagine they did not stay
in the business after this their foray into fame here,
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but they were adorable. These are I mentioned this last episode,
but these are the twins that will be with us
for the rest of season five before they recast Nicki
and Alex to the will Hoite Twins. But yeah, they
were so cute, just little like little Elmer Fudds.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
You know, there's Joey said, little roundheaded babies.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, they're and their faces are so expressive, like these.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Were great babies. Yeah, they were really good babies.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
These were really good babies. Then we have Gail Edwards
as Vicky Larson. This is her debut on full House,
and please check out our interview with her if you
haven't listened to it already. We talk all about full
House and the Disney World episode and her time on
Blossom and it's a living and it's a great interview.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And last, but certainly not least, we have Michael J.
Shay returning as the stage manager. And he was our
real life stage.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Manager, so again, keeping it in the family and keeping
it cheap.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yes, exactly, it's brilliant. So we start with the teaser.
In the kitchen, DJ is cracking eggs into a bowl
and asks Michelle want to help me make breakfast. Michelle
eagerly nods and grabs an egg to smash it into
the bowl, but DJ quickly stops her, saying, you don't
smash them, you crack them on the side of the
bowl very gently. Do you think you can do that?
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And Michelle rolls her eyes bu and gently cracks an
egg into the bowl. Then it's time to scramble them up.
After her impressive egg crack, DJ allows Michelle to handle
this task too, but Michelle decides to throw the egg
shell into the bowl and starts whisking, ruining the eggs
for good.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Those were the days when you could just waste eggs.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I know, right, nobody's wasted eggs now.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But yeah, I know every little piece of that shell out. Yeah,
the nine dollars eggs right right?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
But oh man, this is uh, this is.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
A strange teaser.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Though it hadn't it great. It felt a little shoehorned
in there. It had nothing to do with any shoehorn.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And it felt yeah, it didn't. There was not really,
it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
What's the point. There wasn't a payoff. The payoff wasn't great.
But yeah, that's no yeah, no payoff. And it's like,
we didn't have a teaser last week? Why did we? Like,
let's just if they're.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Back to the back to the old teaser things.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
To the old random teasers. That's uh, you know, that
could be the name of our next band, Random Teasers.
So next to the living room there's a giant sign
that reads Welcome home Nikki and Alexander. Then Joey runs
downstairs and tells everyone that he saw Jesse and Becky
pull in. They're finally home from the hospital with the twins.
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They open the front door to greet the new parents
and shout welcome home, but it's Kimmy Gibbler. She beams
at them and admits I can feel the love. Then
Becky and Jesse walk in through the kitchen carrying the twins.
Joey kneels beside the babies and says, Oh, isn't that cute?
They look like little Elmer fuds, and Becky begins to
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sob as she realizes Joey's right, my babies look like
Elmer Fudd. Jesse consoles her, saying, honey, honey, it's okay.
Joey wasn't thinking you know how. He has trouble with that.
He tells everyone they need to be sensitive to Becky's feelings.
The doctor says she's going to be a little over
emotional the next few days as her body adjusts after childbirth.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Over emotional.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh do you remember this?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Swee as two humans out of me? Pardon me that
I'm a little weepy. Well, baby blues are real. They
hit you like a mad postpartum. It is just it's
it's like day four.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It hits and you're just like, oh, what have I done?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It's all bad.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, that's a moment roller coaster. I know. Becky just
gave birth without an epidural to twins while her useless
husband sat in a gurney next to her. It's like,
she's to be emotional.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So if he just had his appendix out, he should
not be lifting that.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Supposed to lift anything over like two Yeah, yep, anyway.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's a good point. They are just ignoring medical advice
left and right.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Becky assures everyone this isn't my fault. The doctor says
this is very common for new mothers. Everyone stares at
her in response, and her voice gets shaky as she questions,
why are you all staring at me? And Danny calmly
responds because you were just talking. She immediately perks up
and says, oh, well, thanks for listening. Danny whispers to
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Jesse was that a mood swing? And Jesse rates that
one eight six point two. Then dj and Stuff eerily
asked if they could hold the babies. Becky says yes,
but takes some precautions first before she hands them.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Over hand washing them didn't make anybody.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Wash, which they make you do that now, like before
you handle set babies like you have to.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But we had I'm sure like we had been sanitized.
But just I thought about it, I.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Was like, oh, just yeah, beck you should have been like,
go wash your hands, girls. And then yeah, brand new,
brand new babies with zero immune systems right, so far,
And do you remember that? Do you remember holding the babies?
Was I mean, was that exciting.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Or were you just kind of like, yeah, no, I
loved holding babies. I mean I was an only child
I didn't have and there were no real kids in
my family, so it wasn't I didn't get a lot
of experience around younger kids or babies.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh I was.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Skrilled just so they're just so squishable and so cute.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
No I was.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I loved it, and I was like, oh, it is
so cute. I would have been.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, babies and puppy That's that's all you need. Was
everything they say don't work with. That's what you loved
the most as a child actor, babies and dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
So Michelle declares, I'm next, But Becky Becky, Becky breaks
the news that she's too little. Michelle argues, in case
you forgot, I'm five years old. Now that's a whole hand.
But Danny echoes Becky's concerns and tells Michelle that babies
are extremely delicate.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Then chat five, she could sit on the couch and
hold the.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Baby, right, I think so too. Just put liked.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Even sometimes you'd be like okay, let's yeah, like right
for a second.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
And the parent can sit next to her and kind
of help. Yeah. Yeah, I thought she was old enough. Like,
it's not like they're asking her to put the baby
in a backpack and go hype the appellation.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
You know, like change its diapers.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, just sit on the couch like DJ and Stephanie
did and hold the baby there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Actually, in this moment, I felt a little I thought
they were being alone. Heart on Michelle.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I agree, I'm tem Michelle in this one instance. So
DJ then lovingly refers to the babies as the twins,
but Jesse tells everyone that they can't get into the
habit of calling them the twins. They are two different
people with two completely different identities. Jimmy asks him who's who,
but Jesse doesn't know. He simply says, I know NICKI
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loves Elvis, and Becky chimes in, and Alex loves to burp.
DJ asks Kimmy for the camera so she can take
a photo for the god grandparents, but before they can
do so, Becky grabs the booties her mom made for
the babies. Jesse has an issue with this, saying, hold on,
hold on, my boys aren't gonna wear any two d
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fruity booties. All right, Oh boy, there we go. Oh
Becky Whales, I knew it. You hate my mother, don't you?
And she starts to sob on his shoulder. Jesse realizes
it's another mood swing and Cam corrects himself. Did I
say tooty fruity booties. No, I meant cutie wooty booties.
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Becky doesn't believe him, but everyone assures her they're adorable,
and even Joey says I would wear them, which I
feel like that was an ad lib. I feel like
that was absolutely.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It was like that Dad was an ad lib that
Dave just said it.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Dave said it, He's like, put a camera on me,
Joel and they singled him out. That was totally a
Dave comment. And Becky's mood is lifted once again, which
I don't you know the booties. The only problem I
have with the booties is they look scratchy, and babies
do not need scratchy.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Didn't look scratchy to me because it's you know how
sometimes it's that like soft kind.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Of silky yarn that will make yeah about it.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I would hope it's that.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It was more so that I was like, why are
you expecting babies to keep booties? Right?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
They do?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
They kick them off.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I didn't like, tie around their ankle, you know nothing. No,
they're not going to stay on babies notorious.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
The fact that they.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Were using that to tell who was who the terrible.
It was a gamble in the first place, right, one
of those booties were coming off.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
So they should have done the red nail polish on
the back, like like Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Said, you know, on their head with a sharpie. Can't
be that bad.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm just telling you this whole thing could have been avoided, just.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Saying I know, not to put sharpies on babies heads.
You guys, please, before anyone falls in and said freaks
out for getting fan mail, don't put sharpie dots on
your baby.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
So up in the attic, Becky and Jesse showed the
babies their new home. Jesse specifically notes, this is the bed,
this is where you got started. I just don't I'm
glad you're laughing because I'm like, eh, we don't need
we don't need that little detail.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well that's always the thing about pregnancy and babies, right,
You're like, oh, well we know how this started.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, you can't help. But think of it.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
If they were doing their taxes, they were very successful.
They got two little.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, they got double returns.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Good for you, Kizopolte. Yeah, so as Becky unpacks. Jesse
brings the babies into the nursery, even though it's not
done yet. He is talking to the babies, telling them
the room is going to be a perfect nursery and
he's going to be the perfect dad.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
He brings up his own dad and says he made
a few mistakes, like when he bugged him about his hair.
Jesse makes a promise to his boys that he's going
to be the best dad in the world, and he
gives them a high five before tickling and kissing them.
It was very cute. These babies love to laugh and smile.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
They do.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, they're very, very cute, very expressive babies.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Good.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
It was good casting. I feel like, do you remember this?
I don't know if my brain is just being you know,
Spiderwebby and Dusty.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
But you're relying on mine not to die.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I know, I know this is not I should have oka,
should have called Jeff.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
But okay, what are we collectively remembering?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Collectively? Do you remember these these consopolist babies? Originally there
were triplets. They had hired triplets to play these babies,
but then for reasons, they got the axe and they
brought in the rench rheas. Do you remember the triplets
they looked they just didn't have the right look. I
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guess I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I don't remember. I don't remember there being triplets. I
remember the time we almost replaced Michelle.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
What, yeah, we almost replaced Michelle.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
We brought in a whole Oh yeah, John wanted John
wanted to fire.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
John want to fire everybody, right, I love John. I
didn't even say it, so I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, I don't think they they.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
There is I think because Mary Kate cried a bunch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I think he actually told this on when we interviewed
that and Jeff too that Yeah, Mary Kate like cried
a lot, and they were like, well we got on
really only have one baby. We gotta try and switch
out the babies. And John was like, yeah, there, you know,
we'll get them out. And then we brought some other
ones in, uh and tried shooting with them, I think
on a Thursday, and it was terrible, or even just
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rehearsed with them one day and they didn't work.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
When John was like, bring the other babies back, bring
them back in. Just think they yeah, in some other timeline,
in some other universe.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I wonder if the Oldsins ever think about that. Man,
we almost dodged that big bullet, you know, we almost.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I don't know, well, while they're on their yacht, right, probably.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, they probably don't ever think about that.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know, I bless, I love them, and I'm got
so proud of them. But totally I wonder if, yeah,
I wonder how they feel about that, Like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Know, they don't. They really don't think about it, I imagine.
So next we are on the set of Wake Up
San Francisco. Danny is telling a story about his blood
pressure and he's stunned to find out he's out of
time already.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
He should be on our show.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Then mister Strowbridge walks over. Mister ste is here, Yeah,
he's walks over to tell Danny he needs a co host,
someone to compliment him. Danny joking the response, I compliment myself,
Good job, Tanner. Mister Strobridge reveals that he brought on
Vicky Larson and she is starting tomorrow. Vicky walks onto
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the set in that spectacular green outfit, right, and Danny
quickly perks up, tomorrow works for me.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Mister Strobridge. That really just throws things at Danny.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh yeah, well he knows the co hosts at the
spur of the moment every time.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh yeah, no, it's better. It's he knows Danny's psyche,
and it's like, it's better if Danny think this someone
off of right, and he's just like, let's spring it
on Danny before he can argue his way out of this.
You know, instant, here you go, here's your co host.
Danny gets no say in this, and that's the way
it should be. So Danny introduces himself to his new
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co host, and mister Strobridge instructs them to talk, mingle
and make chemistry. Danny tries to act cool. It comes
off as a mister no at all when he advises
her to use the words speaking of as a segue,
which makes makes.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Me think of you and our.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
You're lovely segue speaking.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
He should explain to me what a segue is, because
I obviously don't know. I just from I wanted to
slap him so for this man's.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Explaining it's but knowing what's coming, it makes it so
great that right is so good.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I don't know, and I also kind of felt like
I don't know what's that Danny. He's not he's not
doing it maliciously, but but like he's treating her like
she's an idiot. Yeah, she's a woman. You've obviously never
done anything before me, you know what I mean. It
kind of bothered me.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
And he had a.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Tone of.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Like like women are over emotional and crazy and U
right or right that that the men think that in
the Interesting universe.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, I never thought of it from that perspective,
but yeah, this does have quite the view of women
and how they act in certain situations.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
But yeah, anyway, for Danny, just something I noticed where
I was like, oh, the guys walk, all three of
them kind of do that weird was the eighties, nineties.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Early nineties. I choose to think that Danny was just
kind of thrown off because he was thinking, this is
my show now, right, where like here's a he has
no game. So I think he's just sort of caught
off guard. He's like, oh, let me show you the
ropes because I know what I'm doing, and he just
didn't have the fourth thought to ask Vicky about her
prior experience.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Just don't don't do that, Yeah, just don't do that.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Don't. Man's plain went in doubt, don't man's plain.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
When in doubt ask a question yes?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
So then Wardrobe announces that they need Vicky, so she
tells him, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. Danny compliments
her again and tells her that's a good way to
end a show. See you're catching on already, and she
awkwardly walks offset, I'm so glad she'd waited to correct him,
Like it's the tiniest person waited till the next scene.
I was like, it wouldn't have been as as powerful
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if she had just announced it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Right then she made over.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
In the kitchen, Nicky, Alex, stephan DJ are at the table.
When Becky takes off the boys hospital bracelets. Stephanie asks,
you're allowed to take them off, and Becky jokes, yeah,
it's not like their mattress tags. Hmm. DJ wonders, well,
how do you tell them apart? And Becky assures them
it's easy. Nicki is in the mint green booties and
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Alex is in the peach ones.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Oh boyliable system, terrible system, Becky, terrible mom.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
She's learning, She's like, yeah, she she yeah, she's learning.
Then Becky asks the girls to watch the kids while
she puts the hospital bracelets in their baby books. Stephan
DJ continued to make pekaboo faces and cooing sounds at
the boys while Becky is away, and then Jesse walks in.
Steph talks to DJ in a baby voice, come on, DJ,
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let's put the laundry away, won't that be fun? And
DJ glare's Steph, it's me and Steph responds in her
normal voice, Sorry, I'm better now. Then Michelle walks in
and sweetly asks, while making a rocking gesture with her arms,
I'm older now, want me to hold anything. Jesse insists
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that she can't and suggests that she go play. Michelle complains,
that's all I do is play, play play. I mean,
she's got a point. They're always telling her to go away,
and she watch herself, entertain herself, right, you know, she just.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Like I just want tomber of the family. I don't
touch them, right.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, I disagree with this. I think she's old enough.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I think certainly old enough to sit on the couch and.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeahah, come on. So Jesse walks back to the boys
and pretends that they're asking him to take off their
girly booties and as he does. He tells them, now
we can go back to being real men. God, this
is age.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
This episode didn't particularly age well, and it's a treatment of.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah this gender gender stereotypes.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Very stereotypically gendered.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh, episode right, and green and Peach aren't even really
like feminine color.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
If you don't know what baby you're having, you buy things.
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It's people been crouching clothing forever.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, I don't know what. Again, we have sweaters, you
know what I mean, They're just sweaters for your feet.
Let's blame blame Nick Cazopolis for passing on these.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know, talk to trace one of the things.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
When Jesse's like, he screwed up a few things. Yeah,
this is one.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
This is exhibit A right here.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
So, then Becky asks Jesse to bring Alexander into the
other room to be nursed. Jesse wonders which is which
and scans them for their bracelets. He walks into the
living room and asks Becky where the bracelets went. He
starts to panic as he wonders how he'll tell them apart,
and Becky tells him that alex is in the peach
booties and Nicki is in the mint green ones. Jesse
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admits that those booties are a little too girly for him,
and Becky starts to have another mood swing and cries,
my mother made those booties and I want my sons
to wear them. And I don't think that's too much
to ask.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Why are you putting me through this excellent question, Becky?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yes, we've been asking that for like four seasons now,
you know.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Jesse calms her down and admits he's wrong. He jokes
that any good, red blooded American boy would love to
wear those booties. He goes back into the kitchen and
tells the boys that they have to put the booties
back on because their mother is going to lose it,
but he still can't tell which is which. He realizes
he's mixed up his own kids, and he sighs, I
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can hear you tell in your shrink now? Oh, I
was fine until my old man took off my booties.
Jesse takes a wild guess as to which one Alex
is and puts the peach booties on him before carrying
him back to his wife.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
That's the thing, you know, Jesse. The booties you don't
know what you're doing yourself. I know.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, No, they this until the until the baby. One
of the babies has an identifying mark like a birthmark
or a freckle or something something right, just do not
remove their hospital bracelets, you know, just keep those things on.
So up in the attic, Jesse wakes up and talks
to the babies in their basinet. He's still trying to
figure out who is who. He asks for a sign
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from Nikki, who loves Elvis and does mister hunka hunka
burn and love, but neither baby's budge. Then Becky wakes
up and asks if the babies are awake? Like she
she looks well rested.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
For what Becky looks.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
She's had a full night sleep.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
She's a full night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
She's wearing cute outfits, she's not leaking all over anything.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
She looks great.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
She's she looks like she never gave had a baby
at all.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Like there's not you know, still yeah, oh yeah, handling
this really well.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
She she looks fantastic and uh yeah, no, I I
I'm just like, how how are the babies awake but
the parents are asleep? Like I was instantly like, especially
in those newborn days. I was instantly awake the minute
the baby.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
You hear the little sniffling.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's like, wait, they're awake. I must
stare at them now. But that's okay. I'm glad that
Becky got a good night's sleep. I'm not better at all.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'm not. I'm yeah, I'm not. I'm just saying that.
I don't think that's very common.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
But good for her, Good for her. Yes. Jesse jokes
that the babies are happy, healthy, and confident in who
they are Alex burps, and Becky says she thought Nicky
was the king of Burps. Jesse quickly switches the baby's
booties and their bassinets as Becky is in the bathroom,
and then Nicky burps. Jesse casually asks Becky as she
(44:16):
comes out of the bathroom, I was thinking, you know,
what would be really funny if we actually mixed up
the kids and we really didn't know who was who.
Becky scoffs, funny. That would be horrible. That would be
a tragedy. They would go through life not knowing their
true identities. So Jesse changes course, and that's why that
(44:37):
would never happen. Then Michelle walks into the room and announces, Okay,
I'm another day older. Can I hold the babies now?
Becky laughs and tells Jesse she isn't going to give
up on this. They agree to let her hold the baby,
after taking the necessary precautions once more. They insist, don't
drop him, don't jostle pretty much, don't move a muscle,
(45:00):
and Michelle admits, you're making me very nervous. Jesse sets
the baby into her arms and she grins, look at me,
I'm holding a baby. Becky points out that he looks
very happy, and Jesse says he looks up to her,
and Michelle boasts, if you have any questions, talk to me.
I love you and kisses therapist. Yes, her future clients.
(45:23):
You know you're gonna have a lot of unpacking to
do about this twin mix up. Nonsense.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, they're already going to have those first words. They're
gonna be who am I?
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Who am I? Right? Exactly, No, Michelle is already on
top of it. She's started their files, already getting their
insurance information.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
You don't have any friends. I got something going on,
So come talk to me.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Come talk to me. Exactly. Back on the Wake Up
San Francisco set, Vicky and Danny are getting ready to
go on air. Mister Strobridge gives her flowers and slyly mentions,
now give me some of that Emmy Award winning style.
Danny is shocked, and Vicky explains that she won two
of them in DC for investigative reporting. Danny responds, this
(46:08):
is so. This was so like a satisfying payoff right here.
Danny responds, I thought you said you never did a
talk show before. Vicky tells him that's true, but she
anchored the Evening News for five years. Danny, embarrassed embarrassedly
asks why didn't you tell me that? And she responds,
because you never stopped talking to Jay.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yes, this is great. I love this.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
She is just oh she's letting him, not lett him
have it. But she's just stating facts, facts that are factual,
and Danny can't argue with it. I'm here for this.
The stage manager counts them down and Danny introduces Vicky
to all of the viewers as a temporary host. She
takes the liberty of introducing herself as Vicky. I'm going
(46:56):
to be here for four weeks. Larsen and then Danny
Enter produces Joey for his Ranger Joe segment. Of course,
Joey is the guest, Like they.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Can't find else the Tanner Show, it really is.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
So Joey is hosting the cartoon Marathon all week, and
so Vicky asks a tough, hitting question about cartoons. Do
you think that violence in cartoons today has an adverse
effect on our children's social consciousness?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
If only she would have seen us now, Dan, Vicky,
we have greatly disappointed. Yes, we have not evolved in
any way.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
No, it's gone worse. Danny interrupts and tells her that
Joey is just a sweet, lovable, goofy guy and she
doesn't need to clog his head with controversy. But Joey
goes ahead and answers the questions in an intellectual tone,
explaining he's only running cartoons where violence is non reality based.
So if you see a mouse drop a battleship on cat,
(48:00):
a small child can't emulate their act. Vicky likes his
answer and calls it a fascinating observation, and Danny rolls
his eyes. Yeah, especially from a man who plays jingle
bells on his armpit. They sign off for a break,
and Joey tells her she is really wonderful. Before Vicky
excuses herself off the set. Danny tells Joey that he
(48:23):
thinks Vicky is overbearing, abrasive, and arrogant, and Joey corrects him,
saying he is so hot for her. Danny agrees and
admits it's going to drive him nuts. Then Vicky's back
and ready for round two. Danny responds, let's get it on,
and it gets extremely embarrassed at what that implies. And
(48:46):
this is such an awkward setup. They've got Dave in
the middle, Like they're all on the same couch with
Dave in the middle, And I'm like, that's not how
you do a host segment, Like have him on his
own little armchair.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
That's not how you do any ah.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, ye, Joey wouldn't be the Yeah, joe I mean,
you know, I just felt bad that Danny was kind
of like, oh, he's an idiot, Like, yes, no, he's.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
A village idiot. Don't he's a village idiot.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Don't ask him questions, don't ask him to spell anything.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
You know, I'm so glad very episode, Danny's very condescending
to like everybody, but that made it so satisfying. When
Joey rose to the occasion, it was just like, tell
you my opinion, Joe.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Both were like, actually, bro I was like, okay, bring.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
It this, Joey like intellectual Joey like where has he
been hiding for five seasons? Because I love it? So
next in Stephan Michelle's room, Steph, DJ, Kimmy and the
babies are helping Jesse. Steph hands over her junior detective
kit and asks why he needs it, but Jesse can't
(49:49):
tell her why, so Steph says she can't let him
use it. Jesse decides he's going to tell them a
secret and he closes the door. He insists that they
can't tell Becky because she's been nuts, and he reveals
that he mixed the twins up and he can't tell
who is who. The girls all shouting Unison, what, and
(50:11):
Kimmy points out, they're your own kids. Even bad Boons
know their own babies.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Your delivery of this line, I remember you saying it.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
It's the classic line, A classic line.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Even bad Boons was Bob babies were popping.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
It was I had that furrowed brow that was signature
for Kimmy brow.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
It was exactly how it was supposed to be, Thank
you funny.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
One of my all time favorite lines in a in
Full House was by babies disgusted Jesse's reaction where he's
just staring at her now.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Which is, oh who that's a callback to there's an
old school actor that Oh yeah, was it Walter mathout?
Who did that?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
In? Uh?
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Uh? Or?
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I mean does he?
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Oh maybe yeah, does to do it?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You know? There was?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
It was, Yeah, it was definitely reminiscent of like old
school uh comedy, Yes, silent you know.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Oh it's fantastic. It was so great. So Kimmi comments,
ooh sore spot, and she exits the room. Jesse shuts
the door and explains he's going to take a footprint
of one of the babies and compare it to the
original birth certificate. He grabs one of the babies and
DJ helps ink the foot. Then Becky yells from the hallway,
(51:38):
asking where everybody is. Steff yells back, we're in here,
Jesse shushes her. She corrects herself, no we're not. Jesse
quickly tries to wipe the ink off the baby's foot
with his spit so Becky doesn't see what's going on.
Then he asks d Day to just put the foot
in his pocket, which looks, oh so natural, right, it's
(52:00):
poor baby. These babies looked very tolerant. I don't know
how long he talked to him. Yes, he seemed very compliant.
So Becky walks in and tells them it's time to
feed the boys. DJ pretends to hear Danny calling and
yells coming, dad, but Steph doesn't catch on to what
she's doing and tells her he's at the store, and
(52:21):
DJ says, you're not having the best day, are you,
and they exit the room together. Steph is just not
helping at all in the scene. No, Becky asks Jesse
why their son's foot is in his pocket, and he
quickly makes something up. Oh, he kicked his booty off
and I wanted to keep his foot warm. Then she
(52:43):
asks why his foot is covered in ink. Jesse makes
up another lie, saying he must have left an ink
pen in his pocket. Becky narrows her eyes, Why don't
you just tell me the truth. Jesse finally reveals that
he took the boot off and now he can't tell
the kids apart. Becky is sympathetic and asks why didn't
(53:06):
he tell her. He admits he was trying to avoid
the mother of all mood swings, and Becky calmly tells him,
I know I've been really crazy lately, but if there's
a problem with our kids, you have to tell me
so we can work it out together. Jesse sighs he
just wants to be the perfect dad. Becky reminds him
(53:27):
there's no such thing as a perfect dad. But you'll
be a great dad. You're already a great husband and
I love you. Oh Becky, she's still she's still a
little bit loopy from the birth. She's calling him a
great husband. You know, really, you do so much for
the birth. Do you remember when he was lying on
a gurney next to you, being completely helpless?
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Well that was that was by no fault of his own.
That's true. I'm not going to fault him for the appendix,
but I will fault him for.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
All the Yeah. So Jesse responds with a have mercy
and kisses her. Then he goes back to his junior
detective kit and they look to see which footprint is
which Jesse reveals, you with the inky footprint, you are
big al and Becky laughs, isn't that great news? Guys?
(54:19):
They're so excited they're speechless. Jesse proudly points to each baby, saying,
you're al and you're Nikky, and he gives them each
a high five. And that's our show.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Way, our first show with the new baby.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
I mean not our first, but like yeah, episode.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Full episode with the full babies. And they did great for.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Their remember the ins and yeah, they cute little babies.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
So cute. Yeah, I know they were. They were great.
I'm trying to figure out, so how old are they
in season six? Do they age them up to age two?
So they say two, so they just aged about like
a year. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah, I think it was like maybe a year.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
We'll have to ask Jeff about that. Yeah, yeah, I know.
This is a cute, cute episode.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
It was a cute episode.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
We met, we've got babies, We've met VICKI.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
Yeah, this was a solid episode. Actually, this is a
solid episode.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Era then get checked a little bit for being you know,
condescending in man's plaining, and everyone winds up being happy,
and you know what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
The babies are none the wiser. The babies are right, the.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Baby none the wiser. They'll never have an identity crisis height.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Yeah, so great.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
That's although we don't love big awl as a like,
if you're gonna call him alex you know, like they've
forgured as Alexander the whole dang episode and now it's
a big.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Alick and Nicky doesn't get NICKI doesn't get his full name.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
No, he noticed. Even on the banner it says Nicki
and Alexander. You're right?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Yeah, why did you say.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Nicholas and Alexander?
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Some lost little pretentious right, So yeah, let's.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Just you give an Alexander the thing if you're not
giving Nikki the thing.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
I don't know, alex I don't know. It seems unfair,
but that's okay anyway, it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Before I take us off on a tan jump about
the unfairness of that for whatever ridiculous reason, thank you
everybody for listening.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
To our show, our banter or.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Oh do you have an ever? I have an ever?
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Where you look?
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Do you have one?
Speaker 1 (56:23):
I don't I have one?
Speaker 3 (56:24):
This as good you had one last time. I'll have
one this time. Okay, okay, So when they're starting wake
up San Francisco. It's Vicky's first episode. She has a
coffee cup she's drinking out of. It is the same
plastic blue cornflower coffee cup as the Tanners have in
their kitchen. Like, I don't know why this is such
a prevalent cup, but yeah, it's at the wake Up
(56:45):
San Francisco Set's.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
There's a very blue that that very popular.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
That cornflower blue is very popular in San Francisco. Yeah,
you know, well, so everything in San Francisco has to
match the Tanner.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Right, everything that's specific shade of blue, to the curtains,
the coffee, the phones, everything, it's.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Everything, everything has to be that color.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, but I mean it looks plastic. Maybe it wasn't plastic,
but it looks plastic.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Was plastic, No, there was ceramic.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
It was ceramic. Okay, so it just looks flimsy. But
I'm like, yeah, hot coffee in a plastic You couldn't
put a hot you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Not coffee in plastic.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
That's what's been throwing me off this whole time.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
I'm like, wow, you guys, so instead of being so,
instead of saying it must be ceramic, you were like,
how did they do it?
Speaker 3 (57:28):
How did they do it, well, I'm thinking props. Maybe
they poured cold coffee.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
But no, it's okay, it's ceramic.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
It's easier to get a mug well of ceramic.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yes, but this is the nineties we're talking about. This
is full house. We're there.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Weren't any more mugs.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
They had to go borrow in the kitchen, so they No,
it was the great mug Shortage of ninety.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
Yes, we were on a budget. We had to use mugs.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, eggs were plentiful, but not so much the mugs.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Those were the days, man, those were the days.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Oh boy, oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Thank you Fan Arritos for listening. We love you guys.
Super exciting babies are on the show now. So yeah,
we are well into We're like, we're in a new era.
Smack dab in the middle of season five.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
We're in a new era. We're in the Nicki and
Alex era. It's becoming the Michelle Show. Vicky is here
to take Danny's attention elsewhere. Right, I'm excited, happen. It's
a new phase. I'm here for It's a new phase.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Well, we love you guys, thanks for listening, and we
will see you next time. In the meantime, if you
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Speaker 1 (58:34):
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If you want to send us an email, you can
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and and yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
And well that's it. We'll see you next time. And
remember the world is small. But the house is full
of general gender neutral booties. Just just peach and peach
and green. Nothing wrong with that. Some little cute little booties.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Got to keep their feet warm that a house.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
Is full of cute booties.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Cuteies meaning the food, the whole.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Means a whole other thing. San Francisco. Okay, thank you, guys,
Hello Aby, Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, so yes, let's get to your star said on
the last podcast, which we recorded just earlier, that I
had a story.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, I'm glad you say.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
That's what I went to on Saturday Night.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
My friend Josh McBride, who lives in New York and
worked for like, he does a lot of like brand
deal stuff, and he's you'll always see him on like
the Today Show or the view of what I'm like
talking about different lovely human.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
We have so much fun together. Anyway, he texted me
a couple.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Of weeks ago and was like, Hey, would you want
to go on Saturday night to the the Jaw Rule
Eve Nelly Jingy concert. And I was like, that is
my high school era, Absolutely to go.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So it was like okay.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So he's like, I'm all fly out then, so he
flies out from New York for the fun for the show.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Now he is best friends with Jah Rule and his.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Wife Aisha who we call Ish, friends with their daughter Brittany,
who's like thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, but anyway, so we go back.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
First of all, we get there and we have seats.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That don't exist. What so.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Jaw's wife Ish her and and Tina who is a
record producer who passed away IRV Gotti's sister. She got
us the tickets.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Okay, it's in.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's like right to the kind of the left of
the stage and where we go down and it's like, oh,
here's the row row four seats like six and seven,
like okay, so we start scooting down in front of people.
Turns out they were part like part of the family,
scooting down and then we're like, wait, right after their
party of like five people, there's a glass partition that
(02:18):
like hordon's off that area. So we're like, how weird,
but not one on the.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Row behind it. Oh okay whatever, So.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We go up and around and then we're like, well,
there's another little staircase that goes on the other side
of the things. We go to go down that and
there's a thing that blocks that off. Hmm, like what,
So we start to crawl over the seat.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
That was a big no no. You know.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I was like, oh, okay, sorry lady, And we tried
to do that a couple of times so.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Hopefully she would have noticed, but it was now everything
she got a leg over. She was like mom face
and everything. Now we were in trouble.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You don't want to poke that by her.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We were like, what the hell, you know, where are
your seats? Row four?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Seats six and seven should be on the other side
of that thing. So then the lady who won't let
us crawl over the seats is like, you have to
go around. You have to go around. We're like, okay,
to the lower level to come up.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
M we can't give them the lower level because that's
not where our seats were.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Geez went on the floor levels. We're right, Oh my god.
So I was like, we're gonna find somebody. So we
find a lovely human named Justin who was at the
state like backstage area, and immediately he recognizes me, so
I was like, maybe maybe we can help.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah. So the one of the times when you're like he's.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Just so sweet though, and like he was like, you're
a legend.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
By the way, and I love you. That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I was like, great, help me find these seats because
I don't think they exist. And so he was like, oh,
some of the family was came down here earlier looking
for those seats. It's there's a whole complict. He's like,
I'll help you find them. So I'm like Okay, okay,
go up there, go back to the thing. He's like,
here's roe four. We're like, yeah, seats six and seventy.
Goes yeah, right there.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Oh they don't exist.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
You can't get there. I'm like right.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
So then we start to go around to the thing
and he tells the lady like, they're just gonna jump
over the seats.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Those are their seats.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But then it's not because that's a whole different section
that's part of the floor section and it's not like
the roser.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Labeled differently and that little cut out. So she's like
that that's not their seats. This is at the into
it film.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Even so he.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Goes and finds somebody else. Somebody else comes down. They're
like yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh did you get them tickets?
But scop tickets from one of the performers.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, okay, yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
We're like what the hell.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well then luckily with the family is uh Tina and
she who is the one that uh I explained was
that he's a producer's sister and she was.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Like, oh my god, Josh, so she's right there. We're
like finally so we meet him.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
They're like, okay, great, so then our lovely friend Justin,
who's been trying to helps He's like, I'm so sorry
I couldn't help you, but those seats don't exist.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I was like that sounds like an into a dome problem,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You don't sell anybody else those Yeah, So anyway, we
go downstairs and like backstage, go to job was dressing room,
I mean him and why then you know, it was
literally like.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The four of us just kind of hanging up for
the show. I was like, are you sure I should
be in here?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
And he's like friends with their family. I go like
I was at her wedding. I was like, I just
was like.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You know, you know how it is when you're like
when someone's prepping for a performance and they're in your space,
You're like, okay, I know you, but.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't know you care.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
I was trying to be like a small and inconspicuous
as possible.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Not like they were.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
They were so sweet and so lovely John his wife
could not have been friendlier and more lovely. So anyway, uh,
it's time for his set because it's you know, a
bunch of different acts. So they're like okay, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Walk to the stage. We're like, oh okay.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
So we're walking the stage with him and uh We're
like okay. And I used to says, oh there's there's
uh or asks on the stage managers.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Where where where can we sit?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
He's like, oh, I put some seats you know, out
on like on stage right for you.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
And she was like, oh okay. We walked through backstage.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
We get we go over to like stage right and
they pull open the curtain to where three folding chairs are.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's literally that's where you open and.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Go on to the stage and there's the stage.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
She usually sits there because it's one person in a
folding chair kind of hides behind one of the speaker
that's there and to move them like further back so
we could see.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And I literally had I stuck my feet out. I
go to trip.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Everybody will walk on stage. We're in and but first
I freak out right. We get out there and they're like,
here's your seats, and I was.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Like dang, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
I was like I don't want to sity.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I don't this no I am in the way is
so not who I want I'm.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Not all those people. They don't say me like. It
was like it was like to be on stage at
the end of it doome to crowdfel people. It was
like everyone and I knew, like the people were.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like, why does she look familiar?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right? Why is she look fami? And why is she
on the stage. So I eventually he turns me, she goes, oh,
sit down, I must sit on your lap.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was like, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm saying like jokingly.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I was like, okay, I just don't.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Want to be in the way. She's like, you're not
in the way. We wouldn't be here if you were
in the way. You're not in the way with family relaxed, Okay.
So then awesome concert, like this show so much fun,
so much music. That was like, I'm fifteen year old me.
It was dying totally, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I was like, these are the songs of my youth.
Oh so much a yes, so much fun, so much fun.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But when the camera would be following him like to
you know, on the screens in the in the into
a dome, and he'd walk over like kind of stage
right where we were, and I just see my friend
Josh's knees because he's real tall, like the spotlight, and
so I just kept going, hey, your knees are on camera,
famous knees, and then.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Just yeah and he's like, oh god, yeah. It was
really fun and it was amazing. And so then after
jos set we go backstage back to Jaw's.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Room, and then you know a bunch of people are
back there, the people who we were crawling over to
try and find the seats that didn't exist.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We're also part of the families. It's you again.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, I'm fancy meeting you again.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Security guy Oh knocks on the door, opens the thing
and he's like, hey, Liz, owner friend want to come
and meet you to Jock and he was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Bring them in.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So we're sitting on the couch in the dressing room, like,
you know, kind of standing around.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I'm like, can I crawl under the couch?
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Should I be?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I just want to be out of the way, like
I felt, you know me, I am not.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I'm like I don't I don't want like I don't
want to be special rights men. I am in your way.
You don't know me if you want me to leave
the room, and Josh, I will do that, like this
is your entertainment space whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Totally yep, yep, was not like that. Everyone was fine.
So anyway, in walks Lizzo I got she looks super cute,
her little legs, a little dress on, brad hair, the gorgeous,
goes around, gives everybody in the room a hug. There's like,
I don't know, like nine of us in there. Hi,
I'm Lizzo. Stop hugs me and then looks.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
At me and Josh I was like, oh wait, you
were the two on stage.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Huh oh gosh, oh gosh. So it's not even like
she recognized you from Full House. She recognized you from.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Stay, she recognized me from full House at all. She
didn't say a word what she did say I saw
you on stage and he turned to Josh and I
was like, you see it better seats a little. I
think Liz is better.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
She's a little bitter about this a little.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
She's a little bitter.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, anyway, that's a fun time.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
We have the best time.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
We missed the first hour of the show though, because well, yeah,
you know, raise the tickets that don't exist told us
that the show started at eight, but it actually starts
at seven.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
It was like, it's eight o'clock and Jo's like, look
at the ticket. She's like, it's eight o'clock. We started
at eight o'clock. Every oh it's seven. Dang it. Oh man,
But it was so much fry.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We got to see his set, which was I mean,
that was kind of.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
That's why you were there.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But I did get to see part of eve set,
which was amazing, And I worked with her on the
talk a few times and she's super sweet and lovely.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
And yeah, it was just it was a super fun concert.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
But now when you see pictures from the concert and
also from Lizzo in jaw Rule, it's on jaw Rules
like Instagram or whatever, like these pictures of him and
Lizzo meeting and there in the background is my dumbit,
you know, just my head, Lizzo's shoulders, and then every
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picture from like one side of the stadium like forward
that's of drawn, like there's just me and and noveally
need Josh in the background with you know, it's like
some twisted where's Waldo games, Where's Joe I inadvertently inserted
myself and I did not mean to and I am
not that person.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
You photo bombed everything.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, it was just like, oh well, let's just be
over here. Yeah, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Anyway, it was amazing and I had so much fun.
And like Josh has these videos to be dancing. I'm like,
that was great, great concert. Everyone killed it. And they've
been they've been grinding. They've been touring the country really
like nine months.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Yeah, they're like on tour tour. Oh wow, Yeah, it's
a it's a hustle. But each thank you so much.
I don't know if you listened to the podcast. She's
a big fan of the show, full and Fuller House. Okay,
but yeah, if if you're listening, thank you for the
amazing seats, Tina, thank you for Tina Gotti, Thank you
for the amazing seats. It didn't exist, but we knew
your heart was in the right place just an hour later.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
But it was really fun. Again, random series of events
and then so Josh and I always seem to have
random events.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
We went out to the abbey a while back and
had one of the strangest evenings with our friends. You
attracted in to tell you it's a whole other thing.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yes, weird things happened to you when yours.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Happened to he and I when we're to me, and
then also when he and I are out.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Together, it's like, definitely just happened.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Double trouble.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So, in addition to the Lizzo and the stage and
the all of that, he text me and he goes,
you're never going to guess who I'm sitting next to
on the flight back to New York. I was like, oh,
he goes, Jeff Goldbloom. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
He was like, we're sitting here chatting it up right now.
He sends me a picture of Jeff Goldbloom waving.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
To the camera the next and I was like, what
this is Like he was like, this is the weirdest, Like,
this is three eight hours of people I just didn't
that weren't on my list that I thought I was
gonna meet.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
And here we are.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
He got more than he bargained for.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It was, you know, will we joined the show for
the evening and then yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
That's like the man that talk about an experience that
you can't buy, you can't arrange, like it just happens,
you know, it's and.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah, it just happened, and it was super fun and
I had a great time. Once I got over the
fact that I was just in the.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Way, well yes, because you feel you just the dressing.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Room and I was still like, are you sure should
I be in here? She just looked at me. I
was like, oh, you're gonna sit on me.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Okay, It's like shut up, Jody, I know, right, but.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, it was so much fun. Josh, thank you for
getting h for flying out here.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
For that.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
So fun. Man.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
See, you two have a social life. You we talked
about how we're old ladies, but look at you living
it up with Lizzo on a weekend night like this
is fantastic.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But we we like left before the show was over
and we were like, oh, well you're tired. I journed him.
I was like, well I'm hungry. He's like me too,
Let's go drive through somewhere and go home. Like, I
don't need to stay till the and there's too many people.
I want to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, I'm the same way. You don't want to deal
with the crowds and getting out of the concerts and
nights out very differently than I did.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Yes, when I do experience them at all. Yes, anyway,
that's my random story. If you're listening. First of all, yeah,
for sure she listens.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
And second of all, lovely to meet you and you
were super sweet and yeah, and anyway.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
She's probably like, she's like, I don't know what show
that girl was on, but I know that that's the girl,
the girl. That's her podcast, right, Girl on Stages Podcastages podcast. Yeah,
add that to your Instagram bio. Girl on Stage Girl.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Is right right.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Added to my IMDb there you go is an uncredited
role back background dancer.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
And yeah, that's so crazy. What a fun, fun weekend.
I'm so happy for you.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
It was fun, amazing and I got to go to
the new into It doome. Yeah, I've been a lot
more work than I expect. You got to get an
app and the face thing and now your experience.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
How they know everything about you, your blood type, your
you know.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, they know where you are in the stadium and
a specific offers depending on what store or restaurant you're
in front of.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Don't have to check anything.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
You just walk in and it scans your face like
in a crowd. Yeah, it's it's both cool and terrifying.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yeah, that's that's yeah, part terrifying and cool.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, how do they.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
What are they tracking you with your phone? Like?
Speaker 5 (15:34):
How do they?
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So they you had to put.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
An app on your phone, an app on your phone
and that that.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Tracks you in the Into It Dome? Yeah, can you
like pay for snacks instantly? Like you just walk through
and just like walk out with your popcorn, your fifteen
dollars popcorn and.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yep, like oh yeah, oh that was cool.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
That does make you feel like you feel like you're choplifting,
but no, you pay for it eventually. Wow, that's cool.
I guess I haven't been to the I feel like
I've been to the Into It Dome, but maybe it
was an.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Event just opened like a couple of months ago. It's
didn't we have the fi right? It's so fi and
what like is it t mobile?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Something that's like tucked kind of in one corner of
so far and then into a dome is like over
a colisseum.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
It's a separate it's separate from the colisseum, not the
col that us see what am I thinking of the forum? Yes,
into from the forum, but in that same the same
parking lot area.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Okay, oh cool, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Well good to know. If you're going to the Into
It Dome you're gonna have to download an app. Yeah,
and hopefully your seats exist like.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Dome replace the form.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
The forum is still there, but it's probably called I
think it's called the Kia. It's like Kia is a
business these days, right right, So, yeah, the Into It Dome,
I feel like I've been there anyways.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Anyway, it was lovely. Yeah, but it was a really
fun night. And that's my random story.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's much better than my story about the dermatologist and
the dental cleanings. And you know, it's definitely it's.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Kind of a better different certainly, you know, more exciting.
You know, it depends on what your definition of exciting is.
You said you had an excellent week, and it seemed
I was thrilled as I was about my Saturday night.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Yes, dental hygiene is very exciting for me, and so
you know, that's that's just that I have nothing else
to say. That was amazing.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
By the way, I asked my I asked my dentist
about about cocoa.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
What did they say?
Speaker 2 (17:38):
They said, are you using it to flosh your teeth.
I said, well, yeah, I mean I just technically you would.
And he was like, great anything that gets people to
floss their tea yet I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Care whatever whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
I was like, oh so it's not like better or worse.
He was like, I think it is better.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I have you know, Christine Laken was very convincing, and
so I'm I choose to believe that it's a little
bit of a thicker fiber and so it really gets
the the little flossing home runs that you're feeling. Now,
Oh you don't, I love it?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
No, it hurts. Oh you've got my teeth? Well certain, yeah, yeah,
my teeth.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I have one really sensitive tooth. My my would be
a shark tooth if I had a shark tooth.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I have to get gum grafting soon, so that'll be fun.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
That sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
They take skin from the top of your mouth and
stick it elsewhere, either that or udaver tissue, which doesn't
take as easily.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
You don't have cavities, but you're going to have to
go through this.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Is always like you, look, you have great solid teeth,
terrible gums, You're great beautiful teeth.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Will just fall right out of your head. Oh right, yeah,
but no teeth if I don't take care of you.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Okay, Well, you.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Know anyway how I went from Lizzo to my desk.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
But I think everyone's like, yeah, well that wasn't as exciting,
can we.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
We tuned in for a recap and instead we get
the history of JODI's.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Until we don't.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
If they're tuning in for the recap, what are they doing?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
They've been with us this long, they know, they know.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I feel like there's an unconditional love out there that
they just tolerate us.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You know, yeah, they do, and.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
You're so tolerant.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
It gives me a chance to you know, work out
my material.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
And it gives us a chance to catch up and
you know, I'll have our little girl chat. I do
love it.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, And it just so happens that like a lot
of people listen to it, right, which is weird because
I think I forget that.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Sometimes I forget it too until like these fan conventions
and the fans will come up to.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Me to say something and you're like, oh my god,
I got you, Like, especially if they have a kid,
I'm like, oh, God, what else have we said?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Did we bleep it out? I don't know, yeh, but yeah,
it's it's we apologize to all of the kids out
there listening to some other.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Regret if you grew up with created one word of it.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Never.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I stand by every stupid thing I've said on this show.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Yeah, expos and anything, all.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
All of it. Yeah, we're going to hear it eventually. Yeah,
you know, it's just you just gotta just gotta hope
they're funny. That's it's true.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yes, that's right. The first time B swore or cursed?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Oh yeah, she used it?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Was it B or was it Zo? I don't know
one of them?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
It was Zo? Yeah. It was the new fing pajamas.
Why does Bee have new?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I just have these oldfing pajamas? And I was like,
proper use the word. I'm not even on that one.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
You're frustrated mad at her?
Speaker 3 (20:45):
She used it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
So yeah, she was like, I don't know four or five,
it's all about context.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
I just love it. Well done, kids, Well, welcome back
to how Rude Tannerito's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm your
terrible influence and Jodi Sweeten and today we're discussing season five,
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episode eleven, Nicky and or Alexander. It originally aired November nineteenth,
nineteen ninety one, and it goes a little something like this,
back home from the hospital, Jesse can't tell his identical
twin sons, Nicky and alex apart. Meanwhile, Danny likes his
new temporary co host, Vicky Larsen. All Right, we are
(21:37):
injuring the Oh, I am here for this. Yeah, this
is going to be good. I liked the Vicky, the
Vicky Vicky years.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I love when Vicky.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
When Vicky just like shuts Danny down at the end there,
you're like, oh.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Everybody needs a Vicky and a Becky, Like everyone needs
that type of you know.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Basically an e name on the end of your yeah Vicky. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
But they know it's just they're no nonsense. They don't
take crap from these guys, and they shut them down
when appropriate.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
So I love it all to be a female journalist.
I feel like that's kind of part of the Yeah
she's uh yay Vicky.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
It was directed by joel's Wick, It was written by
Ellen Guiless and we have wonderful guest stars this week.
We have Daniel Rentoria and Kevin Rentoria as Nicki and Alex,
the cute little baby twins. They have no other credits
to their name, so I imagine they did not stay
in the business after this their foray into fame here,
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but they were adorable. These are I mentioned this last episode,
but these are the twins that will be with us
for the rest of season five before they recast Nicki
and Alex to the will Hoite Twins. But yeah, they
were so cute, just little like little Elmer Fudds.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
You know, there's Joey said, little roundheaded babies.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, they're and their faces are so expressive, like these.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Were great babies. Yeah, they were really good babies.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
These were really good babies. Then we have Gail Edwards
as Vicky Larson. This is her debut on full House,
and please check out our interview with her if you
haven't listened to it already. We talk all about full
House and the Disney World episode and her time on
Blossom and it's a living and it's a great interview.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
And last, but certainly not least, we have Michael J.
Shay returning as the stage manager. And he was our
real life stage.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Manager, so again, keeping it in the family and keeping
it cheap.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yes, exactly, it's brilliant. So we start with the teaser.
In the kitchen, DJ is cracking eggs into a bowl
and asks Michelle want to help me make breakfast. Michelle
eagerly nods and grabs an egg to smash it into
the bowl, but DJ quickly stops her, saying, you don't
smash them, you crack them on the side of the
bowl very gently. Do you think you can do that?
(23:49):
And Michelle rolls her eyes bu and gently cracks an
egg into the bowl. Then it's time to scramble them up.
After her impressive egg crack, DJ allows Michelle to handle
this task too, but Michelle decides to throw the egg
shell into the bowl and starts whisking, ruining the eggs
for good.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Those were the days when you could just waste eggs.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
I know, right, nobody's wasted eggs now.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But yeah, I know every little piece of that shell out. Yeah,
the nine dollars eggs right right?
Speaker 3 (24:20):
But oh man, this is uh, this is.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
A strange teaser.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Though it hadn't it great. It felt a little shoehorned
in there. It had nothing to do with any shoehorn.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And it felt yeah, it didn't. There was not really,
it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
What's the point. There wasn't a payoff. The payoff wasn't great.
But yeah, that's no yeah, no payoff. And it's like,
we didn't have a teaser last week? Why did we? Like,
let's just if they're.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Back to the back to the old teaser things.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
To the old random teasers. That's uh, you know, that
could be the name of our next band, Random Teasers.
So next to the living room there's a giant sign
that reads Welcome home Nikki and Alexander. Then Joey runs
downstairs and tells everyone that he saw Jesse and Becky
pull in. They're finally home from the hospital with the twins.
(25:05):
They open the front door to greet the new parents
and shout welcome home, but it's Kimmy Gibbler. She beams
at them and admits I can feel the love. Then
Becky and Jesse walk in through the kitchen carrying the twins.
Joey kneels beside the babies and says, Oh, isn't that cute?
They look like little Elmer fuds, and Becky begins to
(25:28):
sob as she realizes Joey's right, my babies look like
Elmer Fudd. Jesse consoles her, saying, honey, honey, it's okay.
Joey wasn't thinking you know how. He has trouble with that.
He tells everyone they need to be sensitive to Becky's feelings.
The doctor says she's going to be a little over
emotional the next few days as her body adjusts after childbirth.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Over emotional.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Oh do you remember this?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Swee as two humans out of me? Pardon me that
I'm a little weepy. Well, baby blues are real. They
hit you like a mad postpartum. It is just it's
it's like day four.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It hits and you're just like, oh, what have I done?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
It's all bad.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, that's a moment roller coaster. I know. Becky just
gave birth without an epidural to twins while her useless
husband sat in a gurney next to her. It's like,
she's to be emotional.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So if he just had his appendix out, he should
not be lifting that.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Supposed to lift anything over like two Yeah, yep, anyway.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
That's a good point. They are just ignoring medical advice
left and right.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Becky assures everyone this isn't my fault. The doctor says
this is very common for new mothers. Everyone stares at
her in response, and her voice gets shaky as she questions,
why are you all staring at me? And Danny calmly
responds because you were just talking. She immediately perks up
and says, oh, well, thanks for listening. Danny whispers to
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Jesse was that a mood swing? And Jesse rates that
one eight six point two. Then dj and Stuff eerily
asked if they could hold the babies. Becky says yes,
but takes some precautions first before she hands them.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Over hand washing them didn't make anybody.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Wash, which they make you do that now, like before
you handle set babies like you have to.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
But we had I'm sure like we had been sanitized.
But just I thought about it, I.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Was like, oh, just yeah, beck you should have been like,
go wash your hands, girls. And then yeah, brand new,
brand new babies with zero immune systems right, so far,
And do you remember that? Do you remember holding the babies?
Was I mean, was that exciting.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Or were you just kind of like, yeah, no, I
loved holding babies. I mean I was an only child
I didn't have and there were no real kids in
my family, so it wasn't I didn't get a lot
of experience around younger kids or babies.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh I was.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Skrilled just so they're just so squishable and so cute.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
No I was.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
I loved it, and I was like, oh, it is
so cute. I would have been.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, babies and puppy That's that's all you need. Was
everything they say don't work with. That's what you loved
the most as a child actor, babies and dogs.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
It's true.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
So Michelle declares, I'm next, But Becky Becky, Becky breaks
the news that she's too little. Michelle argues, in case
you forgot, I'm five years old. Now that's a whole hand.
But Danny echoes Becky's concerns and tells Michelle that babies
are extremely delicate.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Then chat five, she could sit on the couch and
hold the.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Baby, right, I think so too. Just put liked.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Even sometimes you'd be like okay, let's yeah, like right
for a second.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
And the parent can sit next to her and kind
of help. Yeah. Yeah, I thought she was old enough. Like,
it's not like they're asking her to put the baby
in a backpack and go hype the appellation.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
You know, like change its diapers.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah, just sit on the couch like DJ and Stephanie
did and hold the baby there.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Actually, in this moment, I felt a little I thought
they were being alone. Heart on Michelle.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
I agree, I'm tem Michelle in this one instance. So
DJ then lovingly refers to the babies as the twins,
but Jesse tells everyone that they can't get into the
habit of calling them the twins. They are two different
people with two completely different identities. Jimmy asks him who's who,
but Jesse doesn't know. He simply says, I know NICKI
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loves Elvis, and Becky chimes in, and Alex loves to burp.
DJ asks Kimmy for the camera so she can take
a photo for the god grandparents, but before they can
do so, Becky grabs the booties her mom made for
the babies. Jesse has an issue with this, saying, hold on,
hold on, my boys aren't gonna wear any two d
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fruity booties. All right, Oh boy, there we go. Oh
Becky Whales, I knew it. You hate my mother, don't you?
And she starts to sob on his shoulder. Jesse realizes
it's another mood swing and Cam corrects himself. Did I
say tooty fruity booties. No, I meant cutie wooty booties.
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Becky doesn't believe him, but everyone assures her they're adorable,
and even Joey says I would wear them, which I
feel like that was an ad lib. I feel like
that was absolutely.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
It was like that Dad was an ad lib that
Dave just said it.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Dave said it, He's like, put a camera on me,
Joel and they singled him out. That was totally a
Dave comment. And Becky's mood is lifted once again, which
I don't you know the booties. The only problem I
have with the booties is they look scratchy, and babies
do not need scratchy.
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Didn't look scratchy to me because it's you know how
sometimes it's that like soft kind.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Of silky yarn that will make yeah about it.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
I would hope it's that.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It was more so that I was like, why are
you expecting babies to keep booties? Right?
Speaker 5 (30:50):
They do?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
They kick them off.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
I didn't like, tie around their ankle, you know nothing. No,
they're not going to stay on babies notorious.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
The fact that they.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Were using that to tell who was who the terrible.
It was a gamble in the first place, right, one
of those booties were coming off.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
So they should have done the red nail polish on
the back, like like Stephanie.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Said, you know, on their head with a sharpie. Can't
be that bad.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
I'm just telling you this whole thing could have been avoided, just.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Saying I know, not to put sharpies on babies heads.
You guys, please, before anyone falls in and said freaks
out for getting fan mail, don't put sharpie dots on
your baby.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
So up in the attic, Becky and Jesse showed the
babies their new home. Jesse specifically notes, this is the bed,
this is where you got started. I just don't I'm
glad you're laughing because I'm like, eh, we don't need
we don't need that little detail.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Well that's always the thing about pregnancy and babies, right,
You're like, oh, well we know how this started.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, you can't help. But think of it.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
If they were doing their taxes, they were very successful.
They got two little.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yeah, they got double returns.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Good for you, Kizopolte. Yeah, so as Becky unpacks. Jesse
brings the babies into the nursery, even though it's not
done yet. He is talking to the babies, telling them
the room is going to be a perfect nursery and
he's going to be the perfect dad.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
He brings up his own dad and says he made
a few mistakes, like when he bugged him about his hair.
Jesse makes a promise to his boys that he's going
to be the best dad in the world, and he
gives them a high five before tickling and kissing them.
It was very cute. These babies love to laugh and smile.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
They do.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Yeah, they're very, very cute, very expressive babies.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Good.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
It was good casting. I feel like, do you remember this?
I don't know if my brain is just being you know,
Spiderwebby and Dusty.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
But you're relying on mine not to die.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
I know, I know this is not I should have oka,
should have called Jeff.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
But okay, what are we collectively remembering?
Speaker 3 (32:52):
Collectively? Do you remember these these consopolist babies? Originally there
were triplets. They had hired triplets to play these babies,
but then for reasons, they got the axe and they
brought in the rench rheas. Do you remember the triplets
they looked they just didn't have the right look. I
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guess I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I don't remember. I don't remember there being triplets. I
remember the time we almost replaced Michelle.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
What, yeah, we almost replaced Michelle.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
We brought in a whole Oh yeah, John wanted John
wanted to fire.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
John want to fire everybody, right, I love John. I
didn't even say it, so I don't.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Yeah, I don't think they they.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
There is I think because Mary Kate cried a bunch. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I think he actually told this on when we interviewed
that and Jeff too that Yeah, Mary Kate like cried
a lot, and they were like, well we got on
really only have one baby. We gotta try and switch
out the babies. And John was like, yeah, there, you know,
we'll get them out. And then we brought some other
ones in, uh and tried shooting with them, I think
on a Thursday, and it was terrible, or even just
(34:06):
rehearsed with them one day and they didn't work.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
When John was like, bring the other babies back, bring
them back in. Just think they yeah, in some other timeline,
in some other universe.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I wonder if the Oldsins ever think about that. Man,
we almost dodged that big bullet, you know, we almost.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
I don't know, well, while they're on their yacht, right, probably.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Yeah, they probably don't ever think about that.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
I know, I bless, I love them, and I'm got
so proud of them. But totally I wonder if, yeah,
I wonder how they feel about that, Like, yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Know, they don't. They really don't think about it, I imagine.
So next we are on the set of Wake Up
San Francisco. Danny is telling a story about his blood
pressure and he's stunned to find out he's out of
time already.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
He should be on our show.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Then mister Strowbridge walks over. Mister ste is here, Yeah,
he's walks over to tell Danny he needs a co host,
someone to compliment him. Danny joking the response, I compliment myself,
Good job, Tanner. Mister Strobridge reveals that he brought on
Vicky Larson and she is starting tomorrow. Vicky walks onto
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the set in that spectacular green outfit, right, and Danny
quickly perks up, tomorrow works for me.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Mister Strobridge. That really just throws things at Danny.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Oh yeah, well he knows the co hosts at the
spur of the moment every time.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh yeah, no, it's better. It's he knows Danny's psyche,
and it's like, it's better if Danny think this someone
off of right, and he's just like, let's spring it
on Danny before he can argue his way out of this.
You know, instant, here you go, here's your co host.
Danny gets no say in this, and that's the way
it should be. So Danny introduces himself to his new
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co host, and mister Strobridge instructs them to talk, mingle
and make chemistry. Danny tries to act cool. It comes
off as a mister no at all when he advises
her to use the words speaking of as a segue,
which makes makes.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
Me think of you and our.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
You're lovely segue speaking.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
He should explain to me what a segue is, because
I obviously don't know. I just from I wanted to
slap him so for this man's.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Explaining it's but knowing what's coming, it makes it so
great that right is so good.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
I don't know, and I also kind of felt like
I don't know what's that Danny. He's not he's not
doing it maliciously, but but like he's treating her like
she's an idiot. Yeah, she's a woman. You've obviously never
done anything before me, you know what I mean. It
kind of bothered me.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
And he had a.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Tone of.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Like like women are over emotional and crazy and U
right or right that that the men think that in
the Interesting universe.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Yeah, yeah, I never thought of it from that perspective,
but yeah, this does have quite the view of women
and how they act in certain situations.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
But yeah, anyway, for Danny, just something I noticed where
I was like, oh, the guys walk, all three of
them kind of do that weird was the eighties, nineties.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Early nineties. I choose to think that Danny was just
kind of thrown off because he was thinking, this is
my show now, right, where like here's a he has
no game. So I think he's just sort of caught
off guard. He's like, oh, let me show you the
ropes because I know what I'm doing, and he just
didn't have the fourth thought to ask Vicky about her
prior experience.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Just don't don't do that, Yeah, just don't do that.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Don't. Man's plain went in doubt, don't man's plain.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
When in doubt ask a question yes?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
So then Wardrobe announces that they need Vicky, so she
tells him, I guess I'll see you tomorrow. Danny compliments
her again and tells her that's a good way to
end a show. See you're catching on already, and she
awkwardly walks offset, I'm so glad she'd waited to correct him,
Like it's the tiniest person waited till the next scene.
I was like, it wouldn't have been as as powerful
(38:09):
if she had just announced it.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Right then she made over.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
In the kitchen, Nicky, Alex, stephan DJ are at the table.
When Becky takes off the boys hospital bracelets. Stephanie asks,
you're allowed to take them off, and Becky jokes, yeah,
it's not like their mattress tags. Hmm. DJ wonders, well,
how do you tell them apart? And Becky assures them
it's easy. Nicki is in the mint green booties and
(38:42):
Alex is in the peach ones.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
Oh boyliable system, terrible system, Becky, terrible mom.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
She's learning, She's like, yeah, she she yeah, she's learning.
Then Becky asks the girls to watch the kids while
she puts the hospital bracelets in their baby books. Stephan
DJ continued to make pekaboo faces and cooing sounds at
the boys while Becky is away, and then Jesse walks in.
Steph talks to DJ in a baby voice, come on, DJ,
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let's put the laundry away, won't that be fun? And
DJ glare's Steph, it's me and Steph responds in her
normal voice, Sorry, I'm better now. Then Michelle walks in
and sweetly asks, while making a rocking gesture with her arms,
I'm older now, want me to hold anything. Jesse insists
(39:33):
that she can't and suggests that she go play. Michelle complains,
that's all I do is play, play play. I mean,
she's got a point. They're always telling her to go away,
and she watch herself, entertain herself, right, you know, she just.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Like I just want tomber of the family. I don't
touch them, right.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, I disagree with this. I think she's old enough.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I think certainly old enough to sit on the couch and.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeahah, come on. So Jesse walks back to the boys
and pretends that they're asking him to take off their
girly booties and as he does. He tells them, now
we can go back to being real men. God, this
is age.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
This episode didn't particularly age well, and it's a treatment of.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah this gender gender stereotypes.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Very stereotypically gendered.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh, episode right, and green and Peach aren't even really
like feminine color.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
If you don't know what baby you're having, you buy things.
I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
It's people been crouching clothing forever.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, I don't know what. Again, we have sweaters, you
know what I mean, They're just sweaters for your feet.
Let's blame blame Nick Cazopolis for passing on these.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know, talk to trace one of the things.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
When Jesse's like, he screwed up a few things. Yeah,
this is one.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
This is exhibit A right here.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
So, then Becky asks Jesse to bring Alexander into the
other room to be nursed. Jesse wonders which is which
and scans them for their bracelets. He walks into the
living room and asks Becky where the bracelets went. He
starts to panic as he wonders how he'll tell them apart,
and Becky tells him that alex is in the peach
booties and Nicki is in the mint green ones. Jesse
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admits that those booties are a little too girly for him,
and Becky starts to have another mood swing and cries,
my mother made those booties and I want my sons
to wear them. And I don't think that's too much
to ask.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Why are you putting me through this excellent question, Becky?
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yes, we've been asking that for like four seasons now,
you know.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Jesse calms her down and admits he's wrong. He jokes
that any good, red blooded American boy would love to
wear those booties. He goes back into the kitchen and
tells the boys that they have to put the booties
back on because their mother is going to lose it,
but he still can't tell which is which. He realizes
he's mixed up his own kids, and he sighs, I
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can hear you tell in your shrink now? Oh, I
was fine until my old man took off my booties.
Jesse takes a wild guess as to which one Alex
is and puts the peach booties on him before carrying
him back to his wife.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
That's the thing, you know, Jesse. The booties you don't
know what you're doing yourself. I know.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
Yeah, No, they this until the until the baby. One
of the babies has an identifying mark like a birthmark
or a freckle or something something right, just do not
remove their hospital bracelets, you know, just keep those things on.
So up in the attic, Jesse wakes up and talks
to the babies in their basinet. He's still trying to
figure out who is who. He asks for a sign
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from Nikki, who loves Elvis and does mister hunka hunka
burn and love, but neither baby's budge. Then Becky wakes
up and asks if the babies are awake? Like she
she looks well rested.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
For what Becky looks.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
She's had a full night sleep.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
She's a full night's sleep.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
She's wearing cute outfits, she's not leaking all over anything.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
She looks great.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
She's she looks like she never gave had a baby
at all.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Like there's not you know, still yeah, oh yeah, handling
this really well.
Speaker 3 (43:27):
She she looks fantastic and uh yeah, no, I I
I'm just like, how how are the babies awake but
the parents are asleep? Like I was instantly like, especially
in those newborn days. I was instantly awake the minute
the baby.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
You hear the little sniffling.
Speaker 3 (43:41):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's like, wait, they're awake. I must
stare at them now. But that's okay. I'm glad that
Becky got a good night's sleep. I'm not better at all.
Speaker 2 (43:50):
I'm not. I'm yeah, I'm not. I'm just saying that.
I don't think that's very common.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
But good for her, Good for her. Yes. Jesse jokes
that the babies are happy, healthy, and confident in who
they are Alex burps, and Becky says she thought Nicky
was the king of Burps. Jesse quickly switches the baby's
booties and their bassinets as Becky is in the bathroom,
and then Nicky burps. Jesse casually asks Becky as she
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comes out of the bathroom, I was thinking, you know,
what would be really funny if we actually mixed up
the kids and we really didn't know who was who.
Becky scoffs, funny. That would be horrible. That would be
a tragedy. They would go through life not knowing their
true identities. So Jesse changes course, and that's why that
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would never happen. Then Michelle walks into the room and announces, Okay,
I'm another day older. Can I hold the babies now?
Becky laughs and tells Jesse she isn't going to give
up on this. They agree to let her hold the baby,
after taking the necessary precautions once more. They insist, don't
drop him, don't jostle pretty much, don't move a muscle,
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and Michelle admits, you're making me very nervous. Jesse sets
the baby into her arms and she grins, look at me,
I'm holding a baby. Becky points out that he looks
very happy, and Jesse says he looks up to her,
and Michelle boasts, if you have any questions, talk to me.
I love you and kisses therapist. Yes, her future clients.
(45:23):
You know you're gonna have a lot of unpacking to
do about this twin mix up. Nonsense.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, they're already going to have those first words. They're
gonna be who am I?
Speaker 3 (45:31):
Who am I? Right? Exactly, No, Michelle is already on
top of it. She's started their files, already getting their
insurance information.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
You don't have any friends. I got something going on,
So come talk to me.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Come talk to me. Exactly. Back on the Wake Up
San Francisco set, Vicky and Danny are getting ready to
go on air. Mister Strobridge gives her flowers and slyly mentions,
now give me some of that Emmy Award winning style.
Danny is shocked, and Vicky explains that she won two
of them in DC for investigative reporting. Danny responds, this
(46:08):
is so. This was so like a satisfying payoff right here.
Danny responds, I thought you said you never did a
talk show before. Vicky tells him that's true, but she
anchored the Evening News for five years. Danny, embarrassed embarrassedly
asks why didn't you tell me that? And she responds,
because you never stopped talking to Jay.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
Yes, this is great. I love this.
Speaker 3 (46:35):
She is just oh she's letting him, not lett him
have it. But she's just stating facts, facts that are factual,
and Danny can't argue with it. I'm here for this.
The stage manager counts them down and Danny introduces Vicky
to all of the viewers as a temporary host. She
takes the liberty of introducing herself as Vicky. I'm going
(46:56):
to be here for four weeks. Larsen and then Danny
Enter produces Joey for his Ranger Joe segment. Of course,
Joey is the guest, Like they.
Speaker 1 (47:05):
Can't find else the Tanner Show, it really is.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
So Joey is hosting the cartoon Marathon all week, and
so Vicky asks a tough, hitting question about cartoons. Do
you think that violence in cartoons today has an adverse
effect on our children's social consciousness?
Speaker 1 (47:30):
If only she would have seen us now, Dan, Vicky,
we have greatly disappointed. Yes, we have not evolved in
any way.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
No, it's gone worse. Danny interrupts and tells her that
Joey is just a sweet, lovable, goofy guy and she
doesn't need to clog his head with controversy. But Joey
goes ahead and answers the questions in an intellectual tone,
explaining he's only running cartoons where violence is non reality based.
So if you see a mouse drop a battleship on cat,
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a small child can't emulate their act. Vicky likes his
answer and calls it a fascinating observation, and Danny rolls
his eyes. Yeah, especially from a man who plays jingle
bells on his armpit. They sign off for a break,
and Joey tells her she is really wonderful. Before Vicky
excuses herself off the set. Danny tells Joey that he
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thinks Vicky is overbearing, abrasive, and arrogant, and Joey corrects him,
saying he is so hot for her. Danny agrees and
admits it's going to drive him nuts. Then Vicky's back
and ready for round two. Danny responds, let's get it on,
and it gets extremely embarrassed at what that implies. And
(48:46):
this is such an awkward setup. They've got Dave in
the middle, Like they're all on the same couch with
Dave in the middle, And I'm like, that's not how
you do a host segment, Like have him on his
own little armchair.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
That's not how you do any ah.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, ye, Joey wouldn't be the Yeah, joe I mean,
you know, I just felt bad that Danny was kind
of like, oh, he's an idiot, Like, yes, no, he's.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
A village idiot. Don't he's a village idiot.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Don't ask him questions, don't ask him to spell anything.
Speaker 3 (49:12):
You know, I'm so glad very episode, Danny's very condescending
to like everybody, but that made it so satisfying. When
Joey rose to the occasion, it was just like, tell
you my opinion, Joe.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Both were like, actually, bro I was like, okay, bring.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
It this, Joey like intellectual Joey like where has he
been hiding for five seasons? Because I love it? So
next in Stephan Michelle's room, Steph, DJ, Kimmy and the
babies are helping Jesse. Steph hands over her junior detective
kit and asks why he needs it, but Jesse can't
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tell her why, so Steph says she can't let him
use it. Jesse decides he's going to tell them a
secret and he closes the door. He insists that they
can't tell Becky because she's been nuts, and he reveals
that he mixed the twins up and he can't tell
who is who. The girls all shouting Unison, what, and
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Kimmy points out, they're your own kids. Even bad Boons
know their own babies.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
Your delivery of this line, I remember you saying it.
Speaker 3 (50:22):
It's the classic line, A classic line.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Even bad Boons was Bob babies were popping.
Speaker 3 (50:31):
It was I had that furrowed brow that was signature
for Kimmy brow.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
It was exactly how it was supposed to be, Thank
you funny.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
One of my all time favorite lines in a in
Full House was by babies disgusted Jesse's reaction where he's
just staring at her now.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
Which is, oh who that's a callback to there's an
old school actor that Oh yeah, was it Walter mathout?
Who did that?
Speaker 3 (51:02):
In? Uh?
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Uh? Or?
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I mean does he?
Speaker 3 (51:07):
Oh maybe yeah, does to do it?
Speaker 1 (51:09):
You know? There was?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
It was, Yeah, it was definitely reminiscent of like old
school uh comedy, Yes, silent you know.
Speaker 3 (51:17):
Oh it's fantastic. It was so great. So Kimmi comments,
ooh sore spot, and she exits the room. Jesse shuts
the door and explains he's going to take a footprint
of one of the babies and compare it to the
original birth certificate. He grabs one of the babies and
DJ helps ink the foot. Then Becky yells from the hallway,
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asking where everybody is. Steff yells back, we're in here,
Jesse shushes her. She corrects herself, no we're not. Jesse
quickly tries to wipe the ink off the baby's foot
with his spit so Becky doesn't see what's going on.
Then he asks d Day to just put the foot
in his pocket, which looks, oh so natural, right, it's
(52:00):
poor baby. These babies looked very tolerant. I don't know
how long he talked to him. Yes, he seemed very compliant.
So Becky walks in and tells them it's time to
feed the boys. DJ pretends to hear Danny calling and
yells coming, dad, but Steph doesn't catch on to what
she's doing and tells her he's at the store, and
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DJ says, you're not having the best day, are you,
and they exit the room together. Steph is just not
helping at all in the scene. No, Becky asks Jesse
why their son's foot is in his pocket, and he
quickly makes something up. Oh, he kicked his booty off
and I wanted to keep his foot warm. Then she
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asks why his foot is covered in ink. Jesse makes
up another lie, saying he must have left an ink
pen in his pocket. Becky narrows her eyes, Why don't
you just tell me the truth. Jesse finally reveals that
he took the boot off and now he can't tell
the kids apart. Becky is sympathetic and asks why didn't
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he tell her. He admits he was trying to avoid
the mother of all mood swings, and Becky calmly tells him,
I know I've been really crazy lately, but if there's
a problem with our kids, you have to tell me
so we can work it out together. Jesse sighs he
just wants to be the perfect dad. Becky reminds him
(53:27):
there's no such thing as a perfect dad. But you'll
be a great dad. You're already a great husband and
I love you. Oh Becky, she's still she's still a
little bit loopy from the birth. She's calling him a
great husband. You know, really, you do so much for
the birth. Do you remember when he was lying on
a gurney next to you, being completely helpless?
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Well that was that was by no fault of his own.
That's true. I'm not going to fault him for the appendix,
but I will fault him for.
Speaker 3 (53:57):
All the Yeah. So Jesse responds with a have mercy
and kisses her. Then he goes back to his junior
detective kit and they look to see which footprint is
which Jesse reveals, you with the inky footprint, you are
big al and Becky laughs, isn't that great news? Guys?
(54:19):
They're so excited they're speechless. Jesse proudly points to each baby, saying,
you're al and you're Nikky, and he gives them each
a high five. And that's our show.
Speaker 2 (54:30):
Way, our first show with the new baby.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
I mean not our first, but like yeah, episode.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Full episode with the full babies. And they did great for.
Speaker 2 (54:41):
Their remember the ins and yeah, they cute little babies.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
So cute. Yeah, I know they were. They were great.
I'm trying to figure out, so how old are they
in season six? Do they age them up to age two?
So they say two, so they just aged about like
a year. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah, I think it was like maybe a year.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
We'll have to ask Jeff about that. Yeah, yeah, I know.
This is a cute, cute episode.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
It was a cute episode.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
We met, we've got babies, We've met VICKI.
Speaker 5 (55:12):
Yeah, this was a solid episode. Actually, this is a
solid episode.
Speaker 2 (55:16):
Era then get checked a little bit for being you know,
condescending in man's plaining, and everyone winds up being happy,
and you know what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 3 (55:27):
The babies are none the wiser. The babies are right, the.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Baby none the wiser. They'll never have an identity crisis height.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Yeah, so great.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
That's although we don't love big awl as a like,
if you're gonna call him alex you know, like they've
forgured as Alexander the whole dang episode and now it's
a big.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Alick and Nicky doesn't get NICKI doesn't get his full name.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
No, he noticed. Even on the banner it says Nicki
and Alexander. You're right?
Speaker 3 (55:51):
Yeah, why did you say.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Nicholas and Alexander?
Speaker 3 (55:53):
Some lost little pretentious right, So yeah, let's.
Speaker 1 (55:56):
Just you give an Alexander the thing if you're not
giving Nikki the thing.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
I don't know, alex I don't know. It seems unfair,
but that's okay anyway, it is what it is.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Before I take us off on a tan jump about
the unfairness of that for whatever ridiculous reason, thank you
everybody for listening.
Speaker 1 (56:15):
To our show, our banter or.
Speaker 3 (56:19):
Oh do you have an ever? I have an ever?
Speaker 1 (56:21):
Where you look?
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Do you have one?
Speaker 1 (56:23):
I don't I have one?
Speaker 3 (56:24):
This as good you had one last time. I'll have
one this time. Okay, okay, So when they're starting wake
up San Francisco. It's Vicky's first episode. She has a
coffee cup she's drinking out of. It is the same
plastic blue cornflower coffee cup as the Tanners have in
their kitchen. Like, I don't know why this is such
a prevalent cup, but yeah, it's at the wake Up
(56:45):
San Francisco Set's.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
There's a very blue that that very popular.
Speaker 2 (56:50):
That cornflower blue is very popular in San Francisco. Yeah,
you know, well, so everything in San Francisco has to
match the Tanner.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Right, everything that's specific shade of blue, to the curtains,
the coffee, the phones, everything, it's.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
Everything, everything has to be that color.
Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, but I mean it looks plastic. Maybe it wasn't plastic,
but it looks plastic.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Was plastic, No, there was ceramic.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
It was ceramic. Okay, so it just looks flimsy. But
I'm like, yeah, hot coffee in a plastic You couldn't
put a hot you couldn't.
Speaker 1 (57:19):
Not coffee in plastic.
Speaker 3 (57:21):
That's what's been throwing me off this whole time.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
I'm like, wow, you guys, so instead of being so,
instead of saying it must be ceramic, you were like,
how did they do it?
Speaker 3 (57:28):
How did they do it, well, I'm thinking props. Maybe
they poured cold coffee.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (57:32):
But no, it's okay, it's ceramic.
Speaker 1 (57:34):
It's easier to get a mug well of ceramic.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yes, but this is the nineties we're talking about. This
is full house. We're there.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
Weren't any more mugs.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
They had to go borrow in the kitchen, so they No,
it was the great mug Shortage of ninety.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
Yes, we were on a budget. We had to use mugs.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, eggs were plentiful, but not so much the mugs.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Those were the days, man, those were the days.
Speaker 1 (58:00):
Oh boy, oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Thank you Fan Arritos for listening. We love you guys.
Super exciting babies are on the show now. So yeah,
we are well into We're like, we're in a new era.
Smack dab in the middle of season five.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
We're in a new era. We're in the Nicki and
Alex era. It's becoming the Michelle Show. Vicky is here
to take Danny's attention elsewhere. Right, I'm excited, happen. It's
a new phase. I'm here for It's a new phase.
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:28):
Well, we love you guys, thanks for listening, and we
will see you next time. In the meantime, if you
want to find us on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Follow at how Rude Podcast.
Speaker 2 (58:36):
You want to send us an email, you can eat. Yeah,
I'm just all of a sudden, my mouth's don to stop.
If you want to send us an email, you can
send us an email at how Rude Tannertos at gmail
dot com. You know the deal, Like, can subscribe check
out our merch store, how Rude merch dot com. Uh
and and yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
And well that's it. We'll see you next time. And
remember the world is small. But the house is full
of general gender neutral booties. Just just peach and peach
and green. Nothing wrong with that. Some little cute little booties.
Speaker 3 (59:14):
Got to keep their feet warm that a house.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
Is full of cute booties.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Cuteies meaning the food, the whole.
Speaker 1 (59:20):
Means a whole other thing. San Francisco. Okay, thank you, guys,
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