"Ol' Brown Eyes" Recap Season 4, Episode 15

Rockstar Danny has entered the building!! But, what does this unexpected, leather-filled, butt-shaking performance mean for D.J.?! Though it's a junior higher's worst nightmare, that end performance is something we wish we could watch over and over again! Join us for another rockin' recap right here on How Rude, Tanneritos! 

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Speaker 1 (00:20):
What's up? What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I made you take notes.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
I made you write down what you were going to
talk about, because you're like, oh, you had something to say,
and they're like, wait, i'll save it for pre show chatter.
And I said, write it down because you're gonna forget.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't think this was the original thing that I
thought of, but I wrote did write the thing down
that I sort of briefly flashing there, which is that
I'm looking forward to seeing you for dinner this weekend. Oh.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I know, well I have to.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I have to leave my house and go on a freeway,
so you know I'm resistant to that.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
But I'm very very proud of you, very proud of you.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I know it sucks because you do I do have
to come from way way out there.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
From way, but I know I'm excited to see you
and Kim and Sony that our little our little group.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It's gonna be right. I'm very looking it'll be very nice.
I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
And did you choose I didn't see the restaurant that
you Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I think I think we said Casita.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, Casita, okay, so it's Mexican food. Great, Yeah, yeah,
Mexican food. Delicious Mexican food. Yeah, I love that spot.
And uh and yeah and again. Large health water selection
for lots of health water, lots of health water.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You might as well just uber up here, you know
what I mean, or even stay at my house.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm just saying, like, you know, if you're gonna, if
you just enjoy it, just enjoy it, make it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Make it worth the freeway trip, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh, it's always always worth the freeway trip to see you, Jody.
But uh, I'll have one health water and be done.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
That's all I need. I don't need. I don't need multiple.
I'm too old for it, that's true, we're too multiple
health water.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But it's but but but Tipsy a b is hilarious,
absolutely hilarious.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
It's so fun. But yeah, I don't I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I still don't remember what I think the original thing
thing is. Yeah, now, but I did have a traumatic
event when what it's not don't worry, not not like
it's not.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
So I ran over a scrorel on my bicycle.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Oh oh oh it was already gone.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It was already gone, Okay, was it was? It had
it was dead?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It was oh so you didn't kill it. I didn't
kill it, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
But im over it in the on your bicycle on
the bike. Yeah, Well, because I made the little right
turn and I was looking over my shoulder because there
was a car here, so I was like, oh, let
me make sure like that he sees me or whatever.
So I kind of swerved over. And by the time
I turned around and looked like Dicky was, I was

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on it and it was oh it was I was
like I I was appaulogizing to.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
The little squirrel spirit the whole way. I was like,
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I know it already happened, but I didn't mean to
just run you over.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Like, yeah, it was awful.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
It was uh oh that is that is traumatic. Why
why are you riding a bicycle? And where are you
going to the gym? I ride a bike to the gym.
Ride a bike to the gym?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I do. I didn't know this about you. You even
ride a bike. I ride a bike all the time.
I love my bicycle.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
I ride my bike to the farmer's market every weekend.
I ride my bike to do errands around my house
because I'm like relatively close to stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah, you are I'm trying to be eco friendly, you
know what I mean. I love that. Okay, Yeah, Plus.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I find I really enjoy like just getting out and
riding my bicycle and just being outside a little bit.
But to be fair, the parking is a nightmare at
my gym, and so I it would take me longer
to like make a turn than it would to uh
just ride my bike.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So okay, so there you go, and you've already completed
your warm up by you know what, I will take it.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Actually, it's it's a great like mental kind of psych up,
you know what I mean. It's like a little transition
period for me from like okay, dropping kids off, having
some coffee to like, okay, I'm gonna get my body
moving and like, you know, it just kind of wakes
me up.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, put right, mindset, and I'm I'm up early in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Now, who are you?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
What?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Jony? Sweet? I don't even recognize you anymore. I don't either.
I don't know what's happened. You get up early? I
do get up early. And not only do I get
up early, I like it.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's the quiet, It's it's there's a peacefulness that cannot
be duplicated later.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
In the day. Yeah, that's very true.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Uh see, our journey into middle age is complete.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Like we get up, break our crosswords. You ride a bike,
it's yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I watch my bike by the way, and it has
a little basket, Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Dorable is a cool it's a cool. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
It's from the company three six zero and they have
really cute fun bikes. And it's like a like a
thin wheel it's not like a beach cruiser sort of one.
It's like they call it like a Dutch style bike
or whatever because it's got like the thinner wheels on it.
But I have a cute little basket which I sometimes
coming from the farmer's market, will put my little flowers
in and a baguette begette sometimes that I'm like, I

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am so like, it's I just need a beret, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You're like a Norman Rockwell painting right now. I know
it's obnoxious southern California bike with your flowers in a basket.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, even I do that, and I'm like, oh, shut up,
you know what I mean, like just to myself, like
oh stop it like it looks so cute, little basket
you know.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Yeah, I annoy me when it's functional, That's what I'm saying.
It's functional.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Functional, I don't have to worry about parking. I've got
to pay for the stupid meters.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah. This is okay, this is smart and you are
you're smart.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well at least comes in occasionally transportation. Yeah yeah, and
I just like it. So, yeah, look at me, my
little riding a bicycle.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Are you an aggressive bike rider?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Because I've got in a car with you when you drive,
and you are you know, you're an aggressive Well you're
an LA Freeway driver, like you have to be aggressive. Yeah,
I how are you with a bike?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
With a bike?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I'm terrified with a bike. I don't feel the stable.
I don't know, okay really only in the past like
a few months, because I'm riding it more often, and
I you know, I didn't ride it all the time,
but ride it on the weekends whatever. Like I finally
am like, okay, I'm like I feel better on the
bike now.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I hadn't ridden a bike when I got this, and
we got this around the pandemic because we were like
riding the bikes around and oh you talked to three
six zero and they got it for us.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Back when you couldn't even find bikes.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, the bike shortage. But yeah, I I it's uh,
I forgot what I was saying. Oh no, just talking
about like just the comfort, comfortability. Yeah, I enjoy it
and I've got it's a little wicker basket.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
It's adorable.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Do you have like what would they put in the spokes,
like little like playing cards.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Playing cards?

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's not, don't it's not a banana seat, huffey, you
know what I mean, Like, it's not it's not one
of those which we're such a strange design for.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I guess you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Like it was just the most gigantic long seat that.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
What's I wonder if there was a purpose for that, Well.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
You probably, yes, you could put two people on the
seat probably, Oh okay, Well because back in the day,
you know, I mean think of et they had, you know,
you had to fit more than one person on a bike.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, it's true, you gotta put multiple people.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
On a bike. I will say, though, my basket wouldn't
fit an et.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
It's a little smaller.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's maybe a Toto, just a little Toto size perhaps,
So yeah, definitely not my dog.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, definitely not. Yeah, yeah, say things you don't know
about me.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I can't believe I'm still learning things about you for
thirty three thirty seven later?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Is you are?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
You are? I love it not that much anymore. I'm
pretty routine and like predictable.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Well, whatever happened to predictability?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Right on?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
The paper boy who probably rode his bicycle, well he did.
What's his name?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
What happened to happened the paper boy? Whatever happened to
Ricky the paper boy? An evening TV?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
I wish they had brought in, which we don't have
in the full In the full house house, there's no TV.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
No, it's definitely not plugged in when well, and.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
You have to wheel it out on a cart like
you're in like a third grade classroom, you know what
I mean, because you don't just have it sitting there.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
You got to move it around. Yeah, man, those were
the days. Those are the days.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Well, speaking of strange full house things, shall we get
into uh, get into an episode recap here?

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Hell of a SeGW right, let's get into it. I
was like, do it, it's there? The segue is there?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I can't see it. It's just yep, it's there. The
off ramp was there?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Okay, well, welcome back to how Rude Tannerrito's I'm Andrea
Barber and I'm Jody Sweeten, and today we're discussing season four,
episode fifteen, Old Brown Eyes. It originally aired January eleventh,
nineteen ninety one, and it goes a little something like this,
Danny feels uncool when DJ turns to Joey and Jesse

(09:28):
instead of him.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh, Danny, this is doesn't always feel uncol though.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I feel like Danny is like, I'm not cool, you
know what I mean, like part of.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
His character descrision.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Right, Yeah, yeah, he's always uncool, but I guess now
and then it gets to him and this was just
this is such an iconic Danny episode. It's just there's
there's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot to unpack here.
So it was directed by joel's Wick. It was written
by Ellen Guiless and Boyd Hale.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Uh uh.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
And we have some guest stars this week. We have
Gary Griffin returning as Gary the Redheaded.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Ripper, Uncle Gary Griffin.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Uncle Gary Gibbler, Uncle Gary Gibler. That's right, Uncle Gary Gibler, gip.
And then we have two people who are uncredited Michah
Rowe and Cynthia Steele. I don't know who these people
are or why they're uncredited.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
As classmate Cynthia Steele as missus Claire. Are they just
in the smash club probably and the Yeah, probably in
the smash club scene, but they just don't have speaking
roles or they were cut or something.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
So anyways, yeah, they're uncredited.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Here's your credit.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Micah and Cynthia, thank you for your service. We start
with the teaser in the living room. Danny and Joey,
You're playing go Fish when Michelle interrupts them to announce
I know how to skip.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Check it out, boys. She shows off her kind of
mediocre skippying abilities.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Well, I mean she's been practicing by herself. No one
showed her, you know, so daughter out of.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Skip right, she's saying, skip to my lou, my darling,
and Danny admits she did a great job, but she
could use a few pointers. He demonstrates an awkward skipping
pattern while singing skip to my Loo, and Michelle follows
behind him, copying his steps. Joey pokes fun at Danny,
telling them he skips like the tin man. He encourages
him to frolic and shows him what that looks like.

(11:17):
You know, all their skipping skills need work. I'm just
gonna say it all like they don't. The skipping is
not they don't rhythm.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Your knees have to go high, right, it's a rhythm
to it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, yeah, they didn't have rhythm or height in their knees.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It was just they were phoning this.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, we're going to be the Belarus judges of the
skipping and just so you can get a two point eight.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's it. It's out of ten. Very very poor, very poor,
very very poor.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
So they're all skipping in a circle, singing skip to
My Loo. Unbeknownst to them, Jesse is watching from the stairs,
and he decides to interrupt. Joey abruptly stops when he
sees Jesse. He puffs up his chest and explains, in
a deep voice, we were just teaching Michelle how to skip.
So Jesse gives Michelle his own piece of advice. If
you want to be cool, skip the skipping. You gotta

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work on the strut, babe. He confidently displays this so
called strut, and Michelle mimics his movements. They hold their
heads high with one hand on their hip while the
other hand is casually snapping. She struts away, shaking her
hips and the audience laughs at the sight. Okay, the
stretting was adorable. I have to admit it.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Was very cute. It was.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
But I have to say Jesse is he's he's taking
a big stand on what's cool while wearing a Canadian tuxedo.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know what I mean. He doesn't have a lot
of room to talk. You're wearing all denim.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah, he does a lot of questionable boots later on
in this episode, so.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm thinking, yeah, it's like, maybe he shouldn't be strutting
in that outfit.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
But you know, I would have I would have paid
to see John skip though, right, that.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Would be amazing. That would have been Yeah, he would
have been.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Worse, but I feel like he would have been okay
because again, the rhythm of it, and like you kind
of like, I don't know, well, he has rhythm, but
I don't know if he does, you know what I mean?
He needs to frolic. The frolicking.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
He needs to be light on his feet. I don't
think he's light on his feet.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
He's just not very never I've never really like I
wonder if.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
You can skip ever think about that? But now I
am so we asked him to do that. Go away?
Can you skip?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Just just a question what you'd be like? You guys
are crazy, and then he'd skip.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
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(14:10):
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(14:33):
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Speaker 3 (14:49):
So, next in the kitchen Michelle, who's wearing this adorable
little hot pink bromper sweatsuit thing.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
This is very Gibbler style.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Loving her fashion, she covers her ey eyes while Stephanie
puts something in a cupboard behind her. Once she's done,
she tells Michelle they're playing the hot and Cold game.
That means Michelle has to find the doll that Stephanie hid.
Michelle uncovers her eyes and starts to search. She has
an extra bounce in her step as she eagerly walks
towards the table, but steph tells her she's cold. Michelle

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doesn't turn around despite this warning and continues walking towards
the table. And that's when we notice the giant cookie
jar sitting on.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Top of it, and the show with the cookies. So
the sugar sugeratic. This is what happens when you leave
it Toddler alone, toss like you're gonna leave me alone.
I'm gonna eat sugar.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yes, this is this is a natural consequence. So Stephanie
continues to emphasize how cold Michelle is, comparing her to
a popsicle in the North Pole, but Michelle doesn't seem
too concerned as she climbs onto the chair directly in
front of the cookies. Stephanie thinks Michelle doesn't really understand
this game, so she explains the colder she gets, the

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further she is from the item she's looking for. Michelle responds,
I know how to play. They just want a cookie,
and steph sighs dramatically and rolls her eyes. Michelle grabs
two cookies and asks, now where were we and shoves
both cookies into her mouth at the same time.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
The sugar binges.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
The sugar binges are That's like, that's sort of every
week it's Michelle trying to steal a cookie.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I feel like it's again the writer's room where there's
like kids, kids like sugar.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Let's write this in every week.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
That's right, it can be right, and you can be
sassy and you know whatever with it.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
And it's Michelle like showing her independence. You know, yeah, hey,
it's a character trait now, yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
And I gotta say the cookies that she was eating.
I know, well, and they're delicious. There's the kebler yep,
the keebler ones with the little chocolate drizzle and the
chocolate on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yes, like.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
That cookie, I know, yes, it looked like a Samoa.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
So it's like, is that something like a girl Scout cookie?
Keeler's Heebler? Yep, those damn elves.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Those are so good, delicious, delicious cookies, delicious souls.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
And you look so grown up in this episode, like
you are just you look older. I'm like, I don't
know if it was a high after hiatus, maybe after
the Christmas hiatus or something, but you have a little
flip gloss on, you look a little taller.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
You're just well it is.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I'm this episode airs ten days away from my birthday,
although that means we shot it sometime probably.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Into c Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I just noticed.
I'm like, oh, little baby Jodie Sweetens, there's no more,
You're no growing.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
I still have an explosion of bangs on my head though.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
That will never get changed yet.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Spiderweb bangs.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's like a net, like a nest, you know, Like
I feel like something could definitely build a home a small.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Bald use your bangs as part of their net Steve materials. Yes.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
So next in the living room, Jesse and Joey come
down the stairs and walk past an entire band set up,
including Jesse's drums right in the way.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
They got a love schlepping those up the stairs.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
It's just a casual band set up for rehearsal. I
just thought, wow, this is this is Francisco, have rehearsal
studio space wonder.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
But it's Jesse.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
You know, He's gonna just set up where he and
just do it in your house exactly. Jesse says he
has to rehearse, so he asks if Joey can take
Becky's wedding ring down to have it engraved. What could
possibly go wrong with this scenario is that you're like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Jesse, what are you thinking? He asked Joey to do something.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
This is technically Joey wasn't the problem here. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
we find out it was not really Joey's fault. Joe's fault, Jesse,
who gets your ring engraved for your wife?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
I know it's like, of all the tasks to outsource,
this is not the one you know, well, yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I guess the in the scheme of things, it's kind
of one of the few you could you know.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Yeah, I guess it just seems impersonal to not well,
he's engraving it.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I guess you know what I mean, he's taking it,
someone else is doing it. Does it really matter who
drops it off? As long as okay, you know, Joey's
just a message. I just argued with myself.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
So it's a new low. Those are where I was.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Like, yeah, this makes sense. Actually no, it doesn't. Actually
never mind, oh boy, Joey Sweden.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
So Joey says he will do it, and Jesse tells
him it took me a week, but I finally came
up with the perfect inscription, and he starts to recite
the entire course to Elvis's Can't help Falling in Love.
As he continues to rattle off the song lyrics, Joey interrupts,
just so you know, they charge by the letter, and
Jesse quickly changes his mind. All right, just make it

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love me tender. Well, that actually a cute inscription.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
That is cute.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I like that little Elvis, not.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Like that's it. It's a nod. Yes, it doesn't take
over the whole wedding.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's just a little, a little nod to Elvis. So
then Becky and Danny make their way into the living room.
Becky kisses Jesse and asks, are you ready for a
little no whining tuxedo shopping. Jesse whins in response to
this and stomps his foot in protest. I already told
you I found the perfect tuxedo, Becky calmly responds, And

(20:30):
I told you that I will not marry a man
wearing a leather tuxedo with a cobra on the back.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well that's a mistake, because because for the pictures alone,
you know, you should marry someone wearing that. I'll get
it annulled right away. But just but like be like
I had to do it for the pictures, just for.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
The photo evidence, for the yeah, yeah, just for the
for the the gram of it all, you know, Oh
man Port, Becky just wants a nice traditional Braska wedding.
Like can this girl get anything she wants? Like this,
poor beck she picked the wrong person for that. She's
a worker on her picker.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
So then dj walks in with a huge smile on
her face. She announces our school fundraiser is completely sold
out tonight. My friends are so psyched. We're gonna be
in a rock club instead of a sweaty gym. Jesse smiles.
The Smash Club is all yours. You just got to
get everyone out of there by nine because they have
to bring in the mud wrestling pit. Joey's eye. Aw,

(21:33):
they got rid of the jello. This Smash club, man,
this is moral.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
What's happening at the Smash Club? But it's wild a lot.
They cater to many different audiences. Does Jesse? Does Jesse
own the Smash Club yet? No? No, not yet, which
is why I was.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Thinking, how did he offer this up to DJ? Is
it just because he knows the owner?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Because he's there all the time, he knows Yeah, yeah,
he kind of has. He knows the guy.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, yeah, he doesn't own it yet. That comes sometime later.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I don't know when.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
But yeah, why can't they rehearsed at the Smash Club anyway?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Stop being logical, Jody, You're wait too logical.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Two places just Danny earnestly tells DJ, I got to
tell you how proud I am of you for putting
this fundraiser together for your school newspaper. Seems like, just yesterday,
I was powdering your little tushy. DJ's face flushes with embarrassment.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Right, yeah, come on, Danny, like you know, I mean
I embarrass my kids like that all the time.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah yeah, DJ says through gritted teeth, Dad, please. Danny
apologizes and then picks something off of her sweater. She winceys,
please don't pick my lint, and he apologizes again. DJ
turns to Joey and reminds him, you're going to open
the show by doing your comedy act. Joey assures her

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he's totally adapted his Vegas act to the junior high crowd,
and he gives them all a little sneak peak of
his act, which features a Bullwinkle impression, of course.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
And plenty of cartoon talk.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
That doesn't feel middle school to me, No, that feels elementary.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah yeah, cool to me.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
It feels a little yeah, a little uh, little juvenile,
which is fine.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah that's show. Yeah, but I was I was shocked
when DJ was like, we're gonna love it.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Yeah, It's like you could hear a pin drop. It's like, really,
I don't know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
I feel like also, I feel like any parental figure
being the one to be there doing anything.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
You're like, oh my god, no, yeah, well yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
You'd think she well, she's embarrassed at the thought of
Danny being there, But I guess Jesse gets a pass.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
He's the cool uncle, right Joey.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Maybe she's just not as embarrassed by him.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. She's got a different sense
of humor.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's basically the joke has to work, So this is
this is what we're left with.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
So everybody laughs at Joey, and DJ tells him that's great.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
My friends think you're hilarious.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
And she turns to Jesse and asks, your band's going
to do a whole set, right, and Jesse enthusiastically tells.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Her We're gonna rip it up, tear it apart.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
And party until the parents come and pick you up.
DJ grins up both of the guys and thanks them
for doing this. Then she turns to her dad and says,
when you're up there introducing Jesse and Joey, keep it short.
We want to try to pack in as much entertainment
as possible. Davy gives her a small smile. I'll try
not to get in the way of all the fun.

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She thanks him and then begs, and please don't mention
my tushy in public. He nods with understanding. DJ tells
the group that she's going over to Kimmy's, and when
she's gone, Danny looks.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
A little defeated.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
He tells the adults, I'm getting a vibe here that
DJ doesn't think I'm all that groovy. They all sarcastically
say no in response.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'm surprised. Danny's shocked by this. Yeah, Like he doesn't
seem like a self unaware person, Like, why is this, Yeah,
why is this surprising to him? His whole brand is uncool?
Is uncool?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yeah, Well, I guess everybody wants to hang out with
the cool kids sometimes. Well maybe it's just it and
it's a you know, it's a thing of like, oh,
she likes them better, and I that's it kind of
happens as a parent when your kids are like teens
and you're like, oh, you know, damn somebody else's parent.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
They're like, oh my god, I love that and they're
so great. And meanwhile they come home and are just
you know, they're mortified by your you're just your presence.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, poor Danny, so Danny admits this is a real
mind blower. I just wish I could show DJ that
I'm as hip and cool as.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You guys are.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Joey insists, well, you don't have to because your spick
and span. Danny tells him he's being serious. He wants
DJ to be proud of him, and that's when an
idea sparks. Danny's gonna surprise DJ by singing a song
with Jesse and his band.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Jesse stares at him blankly, unable to respond right away
as any normal smart human being would. Yeah, like you're
what surprise?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Right?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
This look from John is all of us, Like he is.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
All of it.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Absolutely absolutely, It's just a small little beat, But John
is just this His expression is he cracked me up.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It was so funny.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
So after this hilarious beat, Jesse finally says, couldn't you
just surprise her with like a nice sweater? Danny narrows
his eyes and smiles.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
You don't think I can be cool?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Just wait until you see how I get down and
get funky with my bad self. Who ah, oh, Danny,
he's digging deeper and.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Just right, You're like, it's not helping your cause?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Oh so Michelle enters the room and shouts, who wants
to play?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hot and cold?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
All of the adults make a fuss at this idea,
and Michelle wags her finger and response, I heard that.
Joey makes an excuse as to why he can't play
right now, and Becky and Jesse quickly follow behind, making
excuses of their own. Danny leaves with them too, making
the excuse that he has to get down and get funky.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Everyone just bye kid Celia Toddler right, like she's not
alone enough now. She's begging them to play, like this's
just so sad. She's like, hey, you guys want to
play with me? And they're like, uh, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah the exit stage right, They couldn't get out of
there fast enough for them, and.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
They don't want to play, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
And they leave her unattended by Yeah, god.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Our child. I mean, what must go on with Michelle
that we don't see?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You know?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
This is the show?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
This is what we this is, Yeah, yeah, this is
There could be some dark, dark undertones.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Here, right, Who knows what Michelle's up to?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
So Michelle looks at the adults with suspicion, and once
they're gone, she decides to run over to where they
were sitting. She spots the ring box and smiles, they'll
want to find this, ha, and she runs away with
the ring.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I mean she's she's learning that any attention is good attention.
You know, she's yeah, you know what.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
The adults deserve this, like they deserve to lose the
ring because they did not know he was paying attention
to it. They left it. They left it, they left
the toddlers.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I agree this is a natural consequence.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Toddler's going to steal a ring.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
So next in the girls room, Stephanie asks Comet to
jump onto the bed to help her with homework. He does,
and she proceeds to lay on his tummy and uses
him to prop herself up.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
The best cute Yes.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Then Joey rushes in, and he's obviously very worried about something.
He asks Stephanie, please tell me you know where Jesse's
wedding ring is, and she simply responds, I would if
I could, but I can't. He explains that he can't
find it anywhere and realizes that Jesse's going to kill him.
Steph nods in agreement. I can just see that vain

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and his forehead throbbing, his neck turning red, his eyes
bugging out. She looks at Joey with excitement and asks,
can I be there when you tell him you lost it?
Dang girl, you're like you're rolling in this misery.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Oh yeah, she said, Oh, this is gonna be awful.
Can I see? Can I watch? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Then Michelle runs in and shouts, who wants to play
hot and cold? Joey says he can't because he has
to find Jesse's wedding ring. Michelle smirks and tells him
you're very cold. Joey questions, you took Jesse's wedding ring.
She responds, you're getting warmer. He narrows his eyes and
Michelle grins in response. Hey, he came to this conclusion

(29:45):
a lot faster than I thought, Like I was expecting
this to go on a lot longer of.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Like literally, when she said you're very cold and he
was like, you took Jesse's wedding.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Ring, I was like, whoa, whoa what? I was like already, well,
I was.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
More so I was just like I didn't get like,
I don't the connection of that was that connection again,
you don't want to over explain it, but also this
felt a little like felt though there was something else.
What was it that I was watching? I feel like
I was watching something. Oh never mind, I forgot what
I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
But it was a fast turn. I wasn't expecting it.
I think I was not out a little bit more.
And yeah, how did how did Joey know just from
that one phrase? I don't know, but moving the storyline along,
I guess.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
So.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Next in the living room, Jesse's band is all set
up and ready to rehearse. But before they start, Jesse
tells them, I know it's a drag having to play
at the junior high school fundraiser, but the good news
is you're not getting paid either. Then Danny walks in
with an entirely new look, and boy is he He

(30:52):
is sporting a black jacket, leather pants, a T shirt
with a skull on it, a pair of sunglasses, and
a single dangly ear ring. He pumps his fist into
the air as he shouts, all right, let's rock and roll.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
It was a choice. The silver like grammets all over
it too. Yeah that was oh man, I just I
volleyed between and join Bob. Doing this so much but also.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Feeling so bad for him because I know that's like
to do such embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Thing, right.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Well, and then he did it again on Fullder we
had basically the same oh yeah storyline where he tried
to be cool and wasn't.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh man, man, these recycled storylines.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, poor Bob, you know, but this.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Was this was definitely Look, I have to say, being
a Bob, his hair looks awfully large in this episode.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
It looks like a wig. It do look like a wig.
It's really big.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, it's like finger curls, you know. It's like a
very vintage sort of like Greta Garbo look, you know,
like nineteen fifty.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
House my wave. Yeah, yeah, no, it's he needed a haircut.
I think this was in between haircuts.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Maybe it looked really.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Long, yeah, which it was good for this bit because
you could kind of kind of get.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
It and maybe that's mess it up a little bit.
Maybe it was a request by the.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Hair department to perhaps let it grow along a little bit.
I don't know that that would be a lot of forethought. Yeah, right,
So Jesse runs up to Danny with concern and says,
just lie down and don't get up until the fever breaks.
Danny ignores this and says, I understand why you rockers
wiggle around on stage so much. These leather pants really

(32:33):
right up.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
So the implication is that he's going commando. It feels uncomfortable.
That's that's that seems sweet, That doesn't I don't. Yeah,
there's no breathe ability in leather pants.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
No there's not.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
But they do stretch out. You gotta just wear them really.
Oh yeah, if you wear a pair of leather pants,
you want them to be like so tight that you
almost can't fit in them at the beginning of the night,
because after like an hour and a half, they will
finally fit where you want them to be. Oh okay,
not like I wear leather pants all the time, but
I have worn them before and that was like the case.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
So otherwise, if you buy him to where they're comfortable
at first, they stretch out and then they're just like baggy.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Then they're too oh yeah, baggy leather. That's that's not
stylish at all. It's got to be yeah, stuck to
your skin. So Jesse Relay is the harsh truth. There's
a lot of guys who can't pull off this look,
and there's an outside chance.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
That you may be one of them.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Danny brushes him off with a laugh and insists let's
rehearse my song before dj gets home. Jesse hesitantly agrees,
before double checking if he's sure about this. Danny tells
him it's always been my secret dream to be a
real rock star. He takes off his sunglasses and flings
them onto the floor before bragging I used to sing
with the Partridge Family. Jesse raises his eyebrows with surprise,

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you did. Danny grins, Yeah, until my mom made me
shut it off and do my homework. Huh, and the
drummer gives him a little rim shot noise.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah great.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Danny continues to tell Jesse, I'm gonna sing a song
that is ultra hip and mega cool, My Generation by
the Who. Jesse points out that this song was hip
in the sixties, but these junior high kids won't know it.
Danny argues, My Generation is a timeless anthem of teenage
angst and rebellion.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
I mean it kind of is it? Kind of? Yeah,
it is true.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
He could still listen to it to be like, yeah, yeah,
it's a great song.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It's a great song. I mean, not necessarily with Danny
Tanner like this.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Well, and it was also like one of Bob's favorite
songs to sing.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh yeah, yeah oh. He would sing this at every
rap party.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Every time there was like a jam band at John's house,
it was always do the song.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
He did love it yep.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Uh so uh, Danny insists he won't sing it like
some rock star dinosaur. In fact, he spent an hour
watching Downtown Julie Brown on MTV, so he's ready to
bust a move.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
And that was a thing from MTV showed music and
Downtown Julie Brown and yeah and oh she was shirts
loader was the news guy.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Yeah, oh that's right, Oh man, MTV. That was that
was something you would just sit down and watch.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Dr Carson Daily come on Classic nineties like peak nineties, Vibe,
Peak nineties.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Jesse sarcastically responds, all right, let's pump up the jam,
which earns him a confused look from Danny. So Jesse
puts it into layman's terms. Let's just play this song.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Jesse counts his band in and they all start to play.
Danny awkwardly jumps onto the stage and runs around his
mic stand before singing his twist on the classic rock song.
Jesse is staring at him in shock as Danny continues
to bust out random dance moves and at one point
shakes his leather covered butt at the audience.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Mm hm, oh my god. The commitment, the commitment that
Bob game Bob used to do stupid stuff like that anyway.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You know what I mean, Like if there was a
microphone and a bit like, he'd be like, I'm gonna
go up and be insane and would do so.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
It was. He was fully there for it. He was
he committed.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
He was just full, just full bore, full bore, no hesitation.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Would you kind of have to you know, you.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Can't half ask this, I mean you don't know.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, yeah, if you want to.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Do something ridiculous, you got to give it one hundred
and ten percent.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Because then it's not ridiculous. It's funny.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
If you seem self conscious while doing something ridiculous, everyone
is like.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Oh, they feel stupid, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Right, Great, it's all about the confidence and the intention,
and yeah, if you don't look like you're feeling weird, then.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Nobody else thinks anything of it.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
So so Danny continues to give an all out performance.
DJ and Kimmy walk in and witness this embarrassing display.
Danny ends the song with various jump sequences and nice
air guitar to bring it home. He is still unaware
that the girls are watching. DJ finally asks what are
you doing, and Danny breathlessly explains, I'm busting a move

(37:04):
and my shoulder. He excitedly tells DJ, I wanted to
surprise you. I'm gonna sing this at your fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Horror. Horror.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
That is literally a middle schooler's nightmare, Like they would
wake up from that, just sweating and like, oh my
my parents.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Yeah, my dad is gonna come sing.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
No teenager wants this. I don't care how good you are.
Nobody wants their parent performing at the fundraiser, at the smash.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No no.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
So DJ's eyes, her expression says it all. You were
going to do that in public? All my friends will
be there, and Kimmy corrects her, you mean your former friends,
Jesse Tray.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
She's just pointing out the obvious. You know she's gonna
lose her friends.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
If this happens. So Jesse tries to stand up for Danny.
He has a very good voice. You just need to
tie him down to a chair.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
DJ begs her, dad, you can't do this to me.
I'll never be able to show my face in school again.
Before he can respond, she runs away, leaving Danny to
sulk all by himself. He says to Jesse, I think
my singing must have really embarrassed DJ.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Kim j.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Well, Gimmy tells them, don't forget your clothes and the
dancing right, everything is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
It's just all yeah, it's all bad, all bad.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Danny and Jesse glare at her, and Jesse says, Kimmy,
don't help. Kimmy shrugs, Okay, I'll go help DJ sweep
up the shattered pieces of her life, and she exits dramatically.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Why is she so dramatic?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Like she's so kim I mean, she's not wrong, you know,
that's what a good best friend does, like I yeah,
the shattered pieces of her life. Yeah, okay, Well, Kimmy's
just really laying into like this is the guilt.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Trip's making them feel guilty.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Well, she's making them feel guilty, but she also just
she's a friend that, like you tells something and they're like, yeah,
that is gonna be horrible. Did you think about this
potential thing that could go wrong? Like Kimmy's kinda like
that she's putting.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
On the fire. Yeah, yeah, just unaware. She is so unaware,
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Danny sadly turns to Jesse and asks to talk to
him in the kitchen. He walks away, and Jesse follows,
but not before turning to the band and saying, don't
get too attached to my generation.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
And the band cannot hide their happiness.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
In the kitchen, Danny tears off his leather jacket and says,
who am I trying to kid? This isn't the real me?
And then he looks down at his skull t shirt
and realizes.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
This isn't me either.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
He begins to take his shirt off, and Jesse frantically
stops him. WHOA, I don't want to see the real
you and Danny siys I thought singing that song would
show DJ that I could be cool.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
You did, like, Damn, it's smarter than this.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
He's real, Like I know he desperately wants to be cool,
and DJ's right, but he's smarter than he knows that
this is going to embarrass her.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
He's got to or he's really unaware of himself.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I'm concerned.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, oh, Danny, Oh, Danny, Jesse tells him, don't feel
bad when you're fourteen.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Your dad is never cool, right, no, never.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
Danny nods in agreement, and he is reminded of a
memory when I was a kid. I was playing football
with my friends and my dad came out. He threw
me a pass, and all I could think was, oh, no,
my dad throws like a girl.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Jesse chuckles and tells me, I do not like this one.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
No, no, And it continued, it keeps going, it keeps
going a little too long.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Well, it's the it's the thing like that used to
be like, and it's you're like, that's the worst thing
that your dad embarrassed you with, Like, I know, the
most awful thing you can think of is that he
threw like a girl.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Yeah, it's like, that's nothing. It's actually not that bad, Danny, Like,
come on.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Also, there are yeah, girls could probably kick either of
their butts.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
There's softball pitching anything.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, no shortage of amazing female pitchers out there. Oh yeah,
this this joke didn't age so well. So Jesse tells him,
when you're a teenager, things seem so much worse than
they really are, and Danny argues, no, my dad really
threw like a girl.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
The pass only made it halfway. He had to tell
my friends he hurt his arm in the war, which poor.
I guess it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
This is just so ridiculously nineties sitcom, right, Yeah you know,
Jesse shrugs. Now, you know how DJ feels. Can you
imagine if your dad threw that sissy throw in front
of the whole school.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh the horror. Oh.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Danny tries to argue that he's not nearly that bad,
but Jesse points out his outfit as proof. Danny admit, yeah,
you're right, it's worse. At least my dad never wore
a grinning skull. He quickly walks away, and Jesse smiles
to himself. He walks over to the cookie jar to
get a sweet treat.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
And he finds his ring box inside. Mmmm.

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Speaker 3 (42:54):
Up in the girls room, DJ is pacing and Kimmy asks,
how can you not go tonight? You put you put
together the whole fundraiser, and DJ states the obvious. If
anyone wonders why I'm not there, they'll stop wondering as
soon as they hear my dad sing. And that's when
Danny walks in, still wearing his rock star get up.
He asks DJ if they can have a little talk alone.

(43:16):
Kimmy insists it's okay, mister t anything you can say
to DJ, you can say in front of me. Danny nods, okay, DJ,
how do we get Kimmy out of the room?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
This was funny. I like that joke. It was great.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Kimmy suggests five bucks works in my house. Danny gives
her a knowing look, and Kimmy actually gets the hint
that's okay, You've got enough problems, and she exits. Danny
takes a seat across from his daughter, and he says
that he understands exactly how she's feeling. He simply states,
my dad threw like a girl, and DJ comes to

(43:51):
her grandpa's defense. Well, that's because he hurt his arm
in the war.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
That was actually kind of a funny call. But that
was a funny, funny little call back.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Danny grins, and he realizes he's told everyone that story,
and so he tells her the point is, I'm not
gonna sing tonight, and DJ's face lights up. Really, Danny nods,
I promise not one move will I bust.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
She thanks her dad and gives him a big hug.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
He admits, this may sound a little silly, but I
just wanted you to think I was hip and cool.
But I'm not, so don't worry. I wouldn't do anything
to embarrass you. She understands and appreciates what he's he
was gonna do, but she appreciates even more that he's.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Not gonna do it. I like, oh, she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
She doesn't try to make him feel better. She's just like, yeah,
you're not cool.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Thanks for not being for not Yeah, thanks for not
embarrassing me and yourself.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, but I mean, she's not again, it's you could
see this from a mile away.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Danny's not cool.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
The fact is that he is, that he somehow had
this delusional fantasy that that that he looked in the
mirror went the you know, like I don't I just
don't see Danny is buying that.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Oh no, they yeah, you have to release suspend belief
for this episode. So Danny tells her it's not a problem.
I'm happy because I can get out of these leather
pants and into some ointment.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, they need to know about that. Too much information.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
He limps towards the door, and when he opens it,
he finds Kimmy standing right outside with a glass pressed
to it. He scolds her, aren't you embarrassed to have
a glass at your ear? She argues, well, if you'd
speak a little louder, I could hear.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
You without it.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Oh and on behalf of van adda junior high. Thanks
for not singing. He walks away, and Kimmy walks into
the room with a new found happiness. She tells DJ,
all right, DJ, now you don't have to change schools.
DJ forces a smile and sighs, yeah, great. I feel
so guilty for hurting my dad's feelings.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
What teenager? What child is this?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:59):
This was a turn. This was another quick turn, a
very quick turn.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
But also I'm like, I've never heard a child be like,
oh oh, I think I made my dance sad Like.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Usually, yeah, my teenagers actively seek out write They're like,
I'm coming for you. Yeah, DJ Really the guilt hit
her really fast in this episode. Yeah so gimmy, and
says say, it could always be worse. To prove it,
she does her best Danny Tanner my generation impression, complete

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with the dance moves and everything.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
You loved that, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Oh my god, I was As I'm watching it, I
keep hitting thee as I'm watching it, I literally am
watching your face and I hear I can hear your
voice Titan in embarrassment, Like I could literally like you
were like, oh I could feel it.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah, but you know what you did it You admitted
it to a thing.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
That is like Andrea hates this and oh my god,
what teenager would want.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
To do this?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
No.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
I hated every second of it. I dreaded it. I
couldn't even watch it like here, thirty seven years later,
I was watching it like my hands my hand right.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Uh. Yeah, the things we do, the things we The
joke worked. The joke worked, The joke.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Worked, and yeah, but I'm happy I never have to
do that again.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
You also had a really adorable little shoelace clip in
your hair.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
It was those, Yeah, we had. There was a bunch
of those, in various colors.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah and they Yeah, that was we all had the
shoelace hair accessory.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Coordinating shoelace accessories. Scruncheese. This was a big this. We
have arrived. We've arrived in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
So back in the kitchen, Joey is playing hot and
cold with Michelle to try to find the wedding ring.
He is slowly walking towards the table and Michelle tells
him he's getting warmer. He places his hand on the
cookie jar and she exclaims, you're a hot dog. He
opens the lid and she tells him you found the ring, yippie.
Joey reaches into the jar and pulls out a cookie

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that he has placed around his finger. He explains, uh,
this is not the ring I was looking for. Michelle
asks are you gonna eat that? And Joey tells her
to forget about the cookie. But Michelle shakes her head
when I see a cookie. I can't forget about it.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
This is this is leading to concerning behavior about Michelle's
uh food issue.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Her food noise is very loud and very loud, yeah,
like very leading to some disordered eating.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Yeah well yeah, I mean just she's just trying to
drown the loneliness with sugar.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Yeah, she's soothing her empty feelings and with sugar.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Yeah yeah, yeah, you know, poor Michelle.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
But to be fair, I can't stop thinking about those
cookies now that we're talking about him either.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Really, I'm gonna go out and get these Keebler cookies
as soon as we're doing recording.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
To keep her commercials Little the Elves on the trick.
Can you call them elves anymore?

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I don't know, but there, yeah, no you can't. There's
a cartoon. Yeah it's a cartoon. Okay, yeah they were.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I remember the commercials, the animation the big tree. Yeah,
the little little door that leads into the tree.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Good times, man, good times.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
So Joey tries to bargain, offering her the cookie if
she tells him where the ring is, and Michelle pleads,
I told you, I put it in the cookie jar,
but Joey tells her it isn't there, so Michelle winds,
then how do I get that cookie? Joey tells her
to think about where she put the ring. Michelle puts
on her best thinking face, and Joey asks, what are

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you thinking about? And she matter of factly states that cookie.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
She's not letting this go. It's a it's a little obsessive.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Little yeah, it's a hyper focus in like a negative way.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Oh yeah, she can't think of any Joey sticks the
cookie into his pocket and brings her back to the
problem at hand. He suggests that she take him everywhere
she went after stealing the wedding ring. She thinks of
this as follow the leader and is more than happy
to tell Joey where she's been throughout.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
The day, as she's been unattended because she.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Has unattended and no one knows what this child has
been doing. She's like, hold on, let me recreate my
day for you.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Uh yeah, raising myself in the full house. Yess what
I do? Yes?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
So first she tells him I came into the kitchen
and she leads him over to the doorway. Then Michelle
remembers that she saw a bug and decided to follow it.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Oohok, that the Tannerhouse house bugs. Yeah, right, this concern
in the kitchen. This is not Danny.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
This is not true to Danny Tanner, none of this
episode is. He would not have bugs in his kitchen.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
He moded no.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Uh So, she asks Joey to follow the leader and
makes him get on his hands and knees to trail
behind her. She reaches the rug and Joey asks, then
what Michelle remembers? Then the bug stopped, but then the
bug got going again, and she leads Joey around in
a circle before crawling underneath the table.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
This is disgusting, Like.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Those floors were so like the set floors right dirty?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Well there, I do remember if there had if you
had anything to do on the floor, they would like.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Wipe it and mop it and make it super clean. Yeah,
because you don't want there could be nails on the
oh yeah, staples a kind of.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
They were always very if actors were going to be
on the floor at all, they always made sure to
like mop and sweep.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, it is still pretty Grosstill, it's still pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I mean, there's a bug in the kitchen, so Obviously,
the cleanliness has really been slipping since Danny has taken
on this new persona. He's just avoiding all of his
parental responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Yeah no, they're gonna get They're gonna get a lower
letter grade. They're gonna go down to a sea instead
of a night rating.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Yeahut in this house.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
So Jesse sees them and shouts, what are you guys doing?
Joey lifts his head and slams it into the table
by accident. He tries to casually recover by telling Jesse
they're just playing follow the Leader, but Jesse calls his bluff.
It seems to me like you're looking for something. Joey
forces a laugh at the suggestion, but Michelle tells.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Him the truth. We were looking for a ring.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Joey pretends that he forgot about that, but Jesse wonders
what it happened to be this ring, and he shoves
the missing wedding ring into Joey's face. The two guys
give each other forced laughs before Joey finally asks where
did you find it? Jesse sneers in the cookie jar.
Michelle reminds Joey, that's what I told you. Then she

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reaches into his pocket and snatches the cookie before saying,
maybe next time you'll listen.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
She's got a point. She's not wrong, She's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
You know what I wondered though, was I wondered if
Dave wore that cardigan with pockets strictly for that scene,
so that he had a pocket in which to put
the cookie.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's like there's a beat in the thing and you're like, oh, no,
we need something that works for this cookie moment.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
Yeah, that's something you always have to think about an actor.
When you're trying on your wardrobe at the beginning of
the week. You're like, oh, wait, but I have prop
business and I have to have to do all of
this stuff, and do I have a pocket?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
And usually wardrobe like knows that they have already taken
that into consideration.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
But yeah, it's definitely. I looked at it.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I was like, that feels like an intentional sweater pocket.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, I agree with you, and Joey. Joey has any
number of bad sweaters.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
So luckily it didn't.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
It wasn't throwing you off where you were like, why
is he wearing an ugly card again?

Speaker 1 (53:29):
You were like, oh, that's Joey, It's just an ugly
cardigan the pocket.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Okay, so next we are at the Smash Club.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Oh yeah, fundraiser in a bar with Junior High students.
With junior High students, I.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Don't think we've seen the Smash Club since season two.
I'm there for you, babe. When the Tanners and Kimmy
all saying do wa Diddy for Jesse because Jesse's band
didn't show up? Right right right, we got on stage
and saying.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
When the the comedy club was supposed to be a
separate comedy club, but it was basically the Smash Club.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Was stage like the Smash Club, with the stage in
a different area. Yeah, it was the Smash Club.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Wasn't it the fulest diller thing?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
I don't know. I don't know anyway. All the sets
look the same to me. I don't know. Smash Club,
it is Heresh.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Club, Smash Club, it is Jesse's band is playing and
all the Junior High students are gathered on the dance floor.
Kimmy has taken it one step further. She's dancing on
stage next to Jesse and I am just going all
out with my dance moves.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Oh you were great, Yeah, you were like if I've
already made an idiot of myself once in this show,
I might as well just keep going.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah, this pales in comparison to what I had to
do in the last scene. So Jesse shouts for security,
and a buff security guard shows shows up and lifts
Kimmy right off the stage. She looks around with confusion.
This bit was so fun. This was my classic Kimmy face.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Oh yes, oh yeah road and looking back and forth
and confused what just happened?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, yep, so stupidly fun.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
So the crowd lets out a rowdy round of applause
for Jesse and his band, and we hear Steph in
the back shouting more more. I don't want to go
to bed yet, merry me.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
That is so you.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Yes, I mean these days, these days, I'm like, can
I please go to bed? But uh yeah, back then,
back then you're like, oh yeah, not for at the
end of the night.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Yeah totally.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
So Meanwhile, Gimme and DJ. Kim Me and DJ take
a seat, and Kimmy says, DJ, you really pulled it off.
Joey was funny, Jesse's band was hot, and her diad
hardly said a word. DJ can't deny it was the
perfect night, but she still feels so awful. Oh, the
guilt it's following her through this whole night.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
It's almost it's almost a little You're like, it's not
that you don't shouldn't feel bad that your dad wanted
to do something embarrassing. You were like, it's not don't
do it's not good.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, it's part of a parent's role is to embarrass
like they are embarrassing by So.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Don't feel guilty about it. This is part of growing up.
I think she felt guilty about that.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
She told him no, oh wow, that's what she feel
She feels guilty that she was like you, that you suck.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
And she excluded him from this right this fundraiser. Okay, yeah, okay,
Well she's a good kid.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah, she's a good Yeah, she's a good kid. So
this is in line with her character.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
So Danny appears on stage and announces that's our show
for the night. Let's hear it for Jesse and the Rippers.
The audience lets out a loud cheer and Danny continues
and our special guest, Joey Gladstone. The crowd cheers and
Joey does his classic cut it out.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
I will say.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Though, while watching this fundraiser, I was like, is there
no one else that lives in San Francisco other than
the Tanners and the and.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Joey and Jesse like that can put on a show.
Not there's never another parent, No, never musically inclined. The
other parents must be. So they be like, oh god,
it's these people again.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
Yeah, you know this band again, this high school, the
junior high.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
It's right, there's no other talent in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Very small, very small town. And it's nepotism is the
way that they function.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Maybe plot twist. Maybe that was the fundraiser. People paid
to not go and see the Tanners and everyone else
that was there were like hostages that I would I
pay go to that not go to that kind of fundraiser.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I would donate to not have to go to it. Yep,
here's your ten bucks.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
So Danny takes a look at his watch and tells
everyone that it's almost nine o'clock and he can already
see the men with the mud, which can only mean
one thing.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Time for bingo.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
He smiles, expecting some laughs at the joke, but the
crowd stays awkwardly silent.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Maybe it was a odd bingo. I don't know who knows,
who knows what these people are doing?

Speaker 1 (57:55):
You know it's after dark, it's the Smash Club.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yeah, they've got a Junior high fundraise and and mud wrestling.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Next. That's that really covers. That covers the spot swath
of audience. Yes, can't wait for this.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Danny changes the subject and says, I don't want to
embarrass anybody, but I think we should really thank the
person who put together tonight. It's a fundraiser. Let's hear
it for DJ Tanner. A spotlight shines on DJ as
she makes her way onto the stage. She thanks everyone
for coming and tells them they raise enough money to
buy the new computer.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
One computer they raised. I was like, this is so
nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
We have to spend seven thousand dollars on one computer.
That's the size of the drum kit because you had
what that was it?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
You had one computer in your classroom. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
When you play Oregon Trail dysentry, right, yeah, you get
dysentery and you'd be like, oh your ox died.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
And they had to have school fundraisers like this in
order to make that happen.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
That's the Yeah, this I laughed. Computer We're like, oh,
I'm like, oh they're not outfronting a computer lab.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
No, no, yeah no, they're like everybody gets laptops.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
I mean schools out you know e already gets a chromebook. Boy,
this was this was so nineties. Oh it's great. So
they all cheer at this.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Exciting news, and DJ suggests they hear one more song
from Jesse and the Rippers. The crowd agrees, and she continues,
featuring a brand new singer, I'm very.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Proud of my dad. Oh.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Danny stares at her in utter shock, and DJ encourages
the crowd to give it up for Danny Tanner. The
audience applauds, and Danny hesitantly makes his way back onto
the stage. He covers the microphone before telling his daughter,
I don't want to embarrass you DJ, and she assures him,
the only thing I'm embarrassed about is the way I
acted today, perfect child. What why don't my teens have

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this level of self awareness?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Like because it's a lie, that's why. Because it is
a lie, because it does not it's because it's fiction.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Yeah, there's no teenager that's ever like Oh man, I'm
so sad that I told my parent they were embarrassing me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
I don't know. This is never has.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Never happened in this very mankind no. DJ gives him
an encouraging pat on the shoulder and says, bust a move, dad.
Danny can't help but grin. He whispers something to Jesse
and then tells the audience I'd like to dedicate this
song to DJ. He sits down on a chair and
tells the audience he used to sing this song to

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DJ when she was a little girl, and he really
hopes she likes it right now. The band begins to
play and Danny starts to sing My Girl by the Temptations.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
DJ watches him with a huge smile. Steph and Michelle
are swaying to the beat, and Joey and Becky are
singing along with him in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
So into it. This got me in my life. It
feels those did get me. Yeah, and I also love
hearing Bob sing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
He has a great singing voice. You know, For as
nerdy as he was, he was a really great singer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Great singer and guitar player.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Yeah, yeah, so I this, Yeah, this was a very
sweet yeah, yeah, I love watching me too. Yeah, Danny
hits those high notes with ease and the Tanner family
plus all the kids at the fundraiser make their way
to the dance floor. DJ walks onto the stage to
give her dad a big hug.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Then they make their way back to the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Dance floor together while the band plays the rest of
the song.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
And that is our show, that's our show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
So sweet was The ending was very cute. The migro
moment a great family dancing great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Is a little shuffle step right there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, you're getting get in your group.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Anytime there was a smash club scene, I was thrilled.
Totally yep music, but no, it was really it was
really cute.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
This was a great storyline between Danny and DJ. I
like seeing I like seeing them interact and evolve and
go together.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
It's yeah, it's fine ending.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
And it's also the thing, you know, DJ's kind of
hitting all of this stuff first, she's the first in
middle school, the first, you know all that. So it's
like true, Danny's having to learn all of these sort
of adjustments.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Yeah, he's learning, he's learning along with the rest of them. Yes, yes,
that's a good point. It's the first first for all
of them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Question though, does it any point does Danny turn to
the band and say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
That he's going to be singing the song my Girl?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Or is it just a magical mind melding where the
rippers know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
There there is a moment he does turn to he whispers, Okay, yeah,
it's just for a second. But I felt the same thing.
I'm like, how do they know?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Okay, but yeah he did turn to them and or
he whispered something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Because we've jumped to a lot of other conclusions very
quickly in this episode, So I was like, maybe they
were just.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Like we know what's going to happen, and which usually.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Possible, usually comes do just they only communicate like like
like telepathy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
You know, well everyone knows the dance, you know what
I mean? How many times did we do? I mean,
how many dance numbers did we do on Fuller House.
We were like, so we just all do we just know?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah, yep, yep, it's so true.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
But it was No, this was very cute and uh
and it was fun to like, you know, see the
family and did you was there any familiar faces in
the crowd?

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Did you have any everywhere? He looks well, I have it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
It's a small everywhere you look, but it's not anyone.
I looked in the audience at the Smash Club. I couldn't.
I didn't recognize anybody either.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
It is odd.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Yeah, it should have been at least some of my
friends or canvases.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Well, yes, some of.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
The kids from the school newspaper. Yeah, the kids from
that class should have been in there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Yeah, there's nary a Kathy Santoni in sight.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
There was nobody, not a Ricky the paper boy, not
a not a nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
No bitter men like, no bitterman.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I was very disappointed.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
But my everywhere you look is just And we might
have already mentioned this, but in case our Fanerito's don't
know that van Adda Junior High is named after our producer,
Don van Ada.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Yes, little easter egg in there, Yeah, Junior High. I
feel like there was another. I can't have another one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
No, I don't think I did. I think that was
I was like surprised. I think it was the van
Adda thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
I was like, but we've kind of covered that, kind
of covered that and then yeah, no, no recognizable faces
to me in the in the autun So.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Did you find the u the uncredited classmate.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
That we credited.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Were you like, oh, there he is, No, there's that
kid or missus Claire whoever?

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
That? Like, I didn't, I didn't see.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
The kid could have been any of them because there
were a bunch of kids as background actors and then
miss I don't know, like I can see why they
weren't credited because I couldn't pick them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Out of because you couldn't, Yeah, because you wouldn't know. Yeah, well,
well that was another episode. It was a thing that
we did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
It was me that was a kind of mid storyline.

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Yeah, it was. It had a little too much cringe factor.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
I mean a Bob is spectacular, like he pulled this
off right best ridiculous, Yes, but it was almost so
it was a little too out of character, like we
mentioned before, just a little too overboard for Danny. He's
a little more self aware.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Yeah, yeah, he's a little more self aware. And and
there wouldn't be a bug in his kitchen. I mean
that's the worst part of the whole episode. I'm yeah,
I'm just focused on that now. You know, maybe I
really want that chicken laying out around the house. Go
who knows what could be creeping in there?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Yeah, what's in the in the cookie jar of Keebler cookies?

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Are there bugs in there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Too? Like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I got questions?

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Yeah no, now we got to Now we got to
rethink everything that's cooked in that kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Dang it. Well yeah, well you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
You have a national park in your backyard. You know
that you get a lot of wildlife.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Oh that's bugs, bugs, spiders.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Yeah, predatory animals, pray pray, yeah, yeah, mountain lions, you know, things.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
That kind of come in. So I guess the occasional
bug would be expected. Yeah, okay, that tracks. Yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
Not as much as a teenager apologizing for making their
parents feel bad That has never happened, never, no, no,
But I love that full House gives you the hope
that it could.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
I know it's right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
You know, parents were watching that like oh if only right,
and kids were like, wait, do I have to do that?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Oh no, yeah? Oh full house wishful thinking. Oh indeed indeed.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Well, thank you fan Urrito's for joining us for another
episode of How Rude Tanta Rito's. We love you guys,
Thank you for listening. Uh, and if you want to
check out our merch store. You can go over to
how Rude merch dot com. We've got some fun shirts
and things up there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
We're talking about doing some new designs. Yes, so yeah,
email us too.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
You can email us at how Rude Tanta Rito's at
gmail dot com. Uh. If you maybe you have some
ideas for merch designs, I don't know, just ye, give
us a shout out.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
We'd love to hear from you or what kind of merch, Like,
do you want like a tote bag?

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Do you want more shirts?

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Tote bags, key chase mugs?

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Yeah, what tell us what type of type of march?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, tell us what you guys are digging and we
will uh and we will make some merch to fit that.
So we'd love to hear from you. Also, you can
check us out on Instagram at Howard podcast where we
get to post a lot of fun behind the scenes stuff.
And you know, anytime we talk about pictures or anything
like that on the show that maybe you can't see
if you're listening, we always post them up there, so
make sure and check that out too. And uh, I

(01:07:39):
think I covered all the bases. Yeah, Like, listen to
the podcasts ye do the things, all of the things.
You hit them all, yep, and we did you did
them all. Remember everyone, the world is small. The house
is full of one giant computer. It takes up an
entire floor, takes up the entire attic, which is saying something.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, those nineties computers. Man there. You have to get
a crane to get it up there.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Well maybe not because apparently there's a whole board up
there too, So just.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Take it through the backyard. That'll fit anything.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, it's very full. One giant computer. That's one giant
nineties computer. Love it. Bye,