August 26, 2024 • 42 mins
This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka The Charles Oakley of The Jews, The Monster of Mucous aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka The Inflamed Ashkenazi aka The Smiling Sultan of Sniff aka The Flat Footed Phenom aka Milk aka Mitzvah Mike is here from New York to discuss: Starting this podcast 10 years ago & a whole lotta mo'. This episode is not to be missed!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let them know you won. Let them know you dominated.
Make sure their mother, their sister, their wife, their kids know.
I beat your father's ass this week. You know that,
Little Josh. Yeah, he was wearing his Raiders jersey for
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the big game versus friend, his friend Mike. I'm the guy, Mike.
Now go look at your father's Raiders jersey. You see
those little stains. Those are tears because I made your
dad cry playing fantasy football. That's why he was in
a bad mood. It wasn't you. That's why he didn't
(00:43):
take you to get ice cream. It wasn't you. It
was not you. It was me. I beat his ass
this Thursday, Sunday and Monday. Matter of fact, Monday didn't
count because I had beaten your dad's ass Sunday by
five point thirty pm. He knew that the game was over.
(01:05):
That's when the tears got over his Raiders jersey and
he didn't take you to ice cream. Boom have no
fear of the Iron rapp Reports stereo podcasts here. Boom have
(01:27):
no fear. The I Am Rapaport stereo podcast is here today.
Ten years. It has been ten years and almost twelve
hundred episodes of the im rap Reports Stereo Podcast. Almost
to the day of this new episode. We're discussing how
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things have changed in the world, changed in my life,
and change in your life, hopefully for the better, in
the last ten years plus. Its Draft Week. Draft Week
is coming up, getting your mind, body and soul ready
to dominate your draft and Israel is under attack yet again,
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but will continue to defend itself and fuck shit up
if need be. All that morning high fine ten year
anniversary Iron rap Ports Stereo Podcast is coming up right now.
Miles Jordan Ak the Bleach Mothers aka the Diggity Denk Brother.
Start this puppy with something real nice, Diggitty, start this
puppy with chump real love, but most start this puppy
(02:29):
off with something real funky. This this is the Iron
Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast ten year anniversary episode. Let's go Boom.
Have no fear of the Iron Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast
(02:50):
is here. Biggity Boom, have no fear. The I Am
Rapaport Stereo Podcast is here in the place to be one, two, three.
I should count to ten, but I'm only going to
count to three. The reason why I said I should
count to ten because this this episode is the official
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ten year anniversary episode of the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggety Zone of Disruption. My name is Michael Rappaport a
k a. The Gringo man Dingo a k a. The
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Inflamed Ashkenazi a k a. The Sultan of Sniff ak a.
The Raging Bullshitter a k a. The White Chalcola Tito
a k a. The Jewish Jake Lamatta a k a.
Mister New York a k a. Milk. Welcome to the
(03:59):
Iron Appleport Stereo Podcast. Ten year anniversary. Cannot believe it
ten years almost to the day since we started the
im Rappaport Stereo Podcast. First and foremost, I hope everybody's
feeling good. Hope everybody's feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling
(04:24):
super duper saying I'm a little charged up. I am
a little charged up for a few reasons. Number one,
First and foremost, because it's ten years twenty fourteen. Started
doing this in August of twenty fourteen, which is incredible,
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not only for podcasting, and you just think about so
many things in the last ten years, that have happened,
that have gone on, and I want to seriously, sincerely
think you the fa for listening, for watching the Iron
Rap Report stereo podcast. Without you, the fans, I can't
(05:10):
do this without you, the fans. I am talking alone
in a room. I mean, who am I kidding today?
I'm actually talking alone in a room. But in general,
if there's no one listening, why podcasts been through highs,
been through lows, been through fights, been through I mean
(05:31):
so many things on the podcast. Podcasting itself has changed
so drastically in the last ten years. But without you
guys listening, without you, guys watching, without you, guys, supporting,
without you, guys, loving, without you guys, hating without you
guys criticizing, without you guys having my back one way
(05:55):
or another, I wouldn't be able to do this, this podcast.
I am a professional podcast proud to say that I
am a professional podcaster. We're in a day and age
and twenty twenty four where podcasts are like assholes. Literally
everyone has one. It is not hard to make a podcast,
but it is extremely hard. It is extremely challenging to
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make a fantastic podcast. It is extremely challenging to leave
blood and guts on the microphone every single episode, and
if I have done nothing else, I know that I
have given my all every single time I pick up
the golden mic, every single time I've done an I
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Am rap Wort stereo podcast. I take pride that people
are listening. I take pride that people are spending time
with all the choices, all the things that they could
be watching, doing, scratching their their balls, picking their nose,
downloading is downloading that there's so many apps, are so
(07:03):
many things to just sift through. And for ten years,
you guys, the wrap a Pack worldwide has stood by
the podcast. So I sincerely, sincerely appreciate that more than
you know. But I hope I'm articulating it and you
(07:23):
hear and see that I genuinely meet it because it
has been Man, it has been a crazy, crazy ride,
this podcast. I started out doing the podcast alone in
my room two homes ago in Los Angeles. I don't
know what I was doing. I don't know why I
was doing it. To be honest, I knew I had
a lot to say, but I didn't a where it
(07:44):
would go, how it would be. I met the Dust Brothers,
Miles Jordan Jordan Winter, respectfully aka the Bleach Brothers, the
most supportive guys that I could ever have had in
my corner for the last ten years doing the podcast.
And we just started. We met and it was like
kind of like quick jumped off a cliff, and you know,
(08:07):
like I said the first episode, I didn't really I
had a plan. I knew I had a lot to say,
but I never imagined that I'd be doing it ten
years late. I never imagined, like I said, that podcasting
would be such a part of my life, a personal diary,
and that I share so much of myself so much personally.
I mean, there's still my persona that I keep up,
but I feel like, through a lot of serious times,
(08:32):
a lot of very real things that have gone in
my life, I've tried to do my best to bring
you guys inside, to listen, to give you an insight,
but to entertain, to not make it. It's a balancing
act because you don't want to make it too personal,
and like it's not you're not You're not my therapist.
But I feel like sometimes doing this podcast is therapy,
(08:54):
but the listeners are not my therapist. So it's a
balancing act. You want to make it a show. It
is a show. It is show business. It could be
called business show, but this is a show. I am
a professional podcaster. It is a show, and I always
try to take in consideration. Like I said that, there's
so many opportunities of so many different things for people
(09:15):
to watch. But through the when I started doing it
by myself, through the G Moody years, which I know
people liked and enjoyed, and I still have no story
for you on G Moody. I don't have any ill
will for G Moody. I feel like the podcast definitely
got in the way of our thirty plus year friendship.
(09:37):
But you know, things are meant to change, things are
meant to grow, things are meant to evolve. I have
no ill will. I wish him all the best. I
haven't spoken to him since he left the podcast, but again,
that's all I got to share. I'm not holding back anything.
I'm not withholding anything. I don't even know if he's
(09:59):
on social media. I haven't heard from him in real life.
I haven't seen anything from him on social media. But
I wish him always all the best. And it is
no hard feelings, but we've had that, we had of course,
so many guests hip hop guests from joh Man iced
Team Metha Man to Q Tip and Man. There's been
(10:21):
just so many. I'm leaving out a bunch, you know.
And then you know great actors Alec Baldwin and Juliet Lewis.
We've had special podcasts, We've had emergency podcast We've had
some crazy emergency podcasts. Albeit with sports. We've had the
thrills of victory. We've had the agony of defeat. We've
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had all the lebron in Miami, we had the lebron
in Cleveland. We had the Broomgate, which was fun. We
had cursing out so many quarterbacks and fantasy football Kirk
Cousins like that. Uh, what was that other's dude's name?
The Chicago Bears, dude, I got him really good. We
(11:04):
had the tingus pingus rant that still lives on. The
tingus pingus rant that still lives on to this day.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
What the fuck did they do? Who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What the fuck is tingus pingus?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I never heard of fucking Latinia. You drafted this fucking kid,
Your stupid motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Tingus pingus is part of the Boston Celtic Championship team
and people still call him Tingus Pingus. I still haven't
gotten to meet Tingus Pingus Kristap Porzingis. I mean that
went crazy the cat video for some reason, which is
a part of the Iron Wrap Pert Stereo podcast, that
went totally nuts. What the fuck is that? What the
(11:52):
fuck is that a fucking cat? Hey, don't fucking look
at me like that.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's a weird looking fucking cat.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Ma Yo, there's a straight cat outside. I don't want
it starting to fight with Lucy. Lucy, It's okay, it's okay, Lucy,
don't worry about it. Ma mad there's a weird, fucking
straight cat outside. It looks it looks like Grandma the
(12:23):
fucking thing. Hey, get the fuck out of here. I
don't even know if that's a fucking cat. Blink, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
No, no, no, no, no, man. There's been so many, so
many rants, A man, I can't even remember all of them.
But I mean, what is your favorite rant? What is
your favorite i eloed people. I had the Danny Iello
episode where I got to interview Danny i Ello Miles Jordan.
(12:53):
Play a little clip from that where I got to
do my Danny Iello impression in front of the late
any Ilo. That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, you probably have never read it from this point
of view. No, don't don't steal my lines. Okay, you're
your niky. I'm soud. Okay, I I don't want you
trying to do my line. Don't fuck around.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm ready to kick ass.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, no, no, no no, I'm gonna kick ass here.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I know you want not The thing is is I
just don't want you thinking like, oh, this this is
my time to shine.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, this is like just see what we have?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What do you want? Okay, go ahead, So what do
you want? I want my money.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I want to get paid. You don't work here no more.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I want my money.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Your money couldn't begin to pay for that window you broke.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Motherfucker windough Ready.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Raheem is dead.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know he's dead. I was there.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Remember, he's dead because of his buddy. That cocksucker started
this ship. He's responsible for that kid's death. And you
stood there like a fuck and you watched them burn
me down.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Look, I also watched the Cops Murderer radio.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Raheem.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Look, you'll get it all from the insurance anyway style.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What the fuck is wrong with you? This ain't about money.
I could give a fuck about money. You see this place.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I built this fucking place with my bare fucking hands,
every light socket, every piece of tile, me with these
fucking hands.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You know what the fuck that means?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, means pay me my motherfucking money.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That's what it means.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sal Okay, Mookie, how much do I owe you?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
My salary is too fitty? Two fitty a week. One,
that's two, that's three, that's four, that's five. You got
five hundred dollars. You're a rich fucking man. Are you happy?
You happy?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
He's got five hundred fucking dollars. He's a big man.
You're a rich fucking man. You never have any more trouble, not, Mookie.
He's fucking rich. Go the fuck are you yelling at you?
You're wealthy, Mookie. You're a real fucking rockefella. You got
your fucking.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Money, Now leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That was awesome podcast. There was the all Raging Bull episode.
There's been so many DeNiro lines of the week. Of course,
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there's been so many social issues. I never thought that
this podcast. When we started this podcast twenty fourteen, I
didn't care pay attention look at and barely knew next
to nothing about politics. If you could believe that. When
I started in twenty fourteen, there was no politics, There
was no social issues on this podcast. It was all entertainment,
(15:59):
all all sports, all movies, all mundane fun stuff. And
then of course Charlotte'sville happened, and Trump looming around his
Presidency've had great episodes with the fantastic Eli Lake, the
unofficial official, unofficial political correspondent of the Iron rap Port
(16:24):
Stereo podcast. Endless episodes with the young Shooter Deuce Collins,
so much humor with that. We had Snowballgate. Uh but
I mean there was so We had the Sea of
Orange episode. We took all of the greatest Dick Stain
(16:47):
Donald Trump rants and put it into one episode. We
had a Tom Brady episode. Man talk about like evolution
Brady when he was with the Patriots, de Belli cheat
to deflate Gate, to softening on Tom Brady when he
(17:09):
went to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, to now really enjoying
Tom Brady as just a citizen, as an icon. The Knicks,
There's been so many Knicks rants, the Phil Jackson years,
Oh my gosh, the Charles Oakley incident that went down
(17:31):
right here on the im Rappaport Stereo podcast. Dick Staine,
James Dolan right here on the im Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Coach after coach after regime after regime to Jalen Brunson,
finally crazy crazy crazy, so many Denuro lines of the week.
I always said that, so many great guests and so
much support again from you guys, so many what a
(17:55):
what a crazy crazy time ten years and personally, barok hushem.
I went from forty four to fifty four. I'm fifty
four fucking years old. I've been podcasting for ten years.
I went from forty four to fifty four years old.
Still looking good. Look at me, smiling, shining. I got
(18:22):
a knee issue. I think I tore my meniscus. I
am going to go on the record and say that
I tore my right meniscus. Of course, I tore my
left meniscus in my second to last Celebrity All Star game.
I tore my meniscus in that game and broke my
(18:42):
big toe. I don't know how, but I haven't been
to the doctor to get a diagnosis, but I know
a torn meniscus when I feel one, and my meniscus
has been bothering me for a couple of weeks, I
muscle it out. That's I muscle it out. But I
think I tore my meniscus stepping off an extra step
(19:06):
and I landed on my right knee and I was like,
ahh it subsided. And then I don't know. Two weeks ago,
I was going for my walks, last jog and I
was running and my knee really hurt, and I was like,
that always happens slow forward. There's no lateral movement. It's
(19:27):
a slow forward job. There's no this, there's no this,
It's just like this slowly. And my knee really started
to hurt and it has continued to hurt. And this
morning I went for another walk, long walk, about four
and a half miles, and I was like, this really hurts,
this really really really really really really really hurts. So
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I'm going to say that I have torn my meniscus.
I am pretty sure that I tore my meniscus real
nice and real properly. Unfortunately, of course, I'll keep you
posted with all things. I don't want you to lose sleep.
Please don't lose sleep over my meniscus being torn or untorn.
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But I'm pretty sure there's an injury to my meniscus.
And of course, when I think about the ten years
of the im Rapp Reports, Stereo Poncas, fantasy Football, the
fantasy football follies, all things fantasy football. Who is that quarter?
Jake Cutler? Got him good? Jake Cutler. I leaned on him,
(20:35):
real nice and real proper one. I can't remember what
it was. Why it was smoking Jay Cutler. They said
he smokes cigarettes. I don't know if Jay Cutler smokes cigarettes,
but he did something really bad with me fantasy football. Man,
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it conjures up some rough memories and some great memories.
Oh my god, that's why we play. Listen. You always
want to win. You always want to win fantasy football
head to heads. You always want to win your league.
You always want to dominate your league. You want to
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win week after week, matchup after matchup. I mean, this
is why we play. We don't do it for the money.
We do it for the honey. Unless you're doing it
for the money, then you want to do it for
the honey and the money. But man, I can't remember.
Maybe it's nine years or ten years, eight years of
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fantasy football, and now I've put in so much work,
studied so hard, been through so much as a fantasy
football champion. Now I'm I'm not just a guru. I'm
(22:02):
the jew Rule. That's what they call me. You could
go to this person, you could go with my man,
the Guru, John Hanson. You can go to your Matthew Berrys,
your Mike Fabiano's, you can go to to this person.
That person they got ai fantasy football, which obviously they
didn't have when we started doing this podcast. They got
(22:24):
it all. But the think tank of the I Am
Rapaport Stereo Podcast. I'm the Jewel Rule. But the think
tank of me, dust brother Jordan Winter, me dust Brother
Miles Davis, and what we do regarding fantasy football, we're
(22:46):
top tier. We're top tier fantasy football Guru. Michael Rappaport
aka the Jewel Ru. Drafts are coming up, Drafts are
coming up. Email us I am Rapaport Podcast at gmail
(23:06):
dot com. We'll set you up real nice. Oh yeah,
and we'll set you up real proper. Got two leagues,
my money league. I plan on going down to Hotlanta,
dominating that draft and getting the fuck out of Hot Lanta.
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My draft and my money league is in Atlanta. I
plan on going down there and just winning the draft
like the champion I am. I got number two pick
in my money league, then I got the Stern Show
Fantasy Football league with big big yuckmouth bab bab booie haha,
(23:49):
those big teeth. Oh my god. It was just to
get that draft set up, just to get a date,
just to get them to come off of I think
it was two one hundred dollars and now we're doing
three hundred dollars to three hundred dollars a person buy in.
These are all professionals, These are all staff men or
members of The Stern Show, The Howard Stern Show. I
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mean haggling. I think it was two fifty to get
them go fifty dollars more is like the biggest deal ever.
And I'm gonna make them pay come Draft Day, which
is the following week. And this year talk about a
two state solution in fantasy football. We're talking about a
two quarterback solution. This is the year of the two
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quarterback solution. Think me later. I'm not saying go quarterback
and then quarterback, and I'm not saying go too early, ever,
on your quarterback. But when you're looming around the fourteenth,
fifteenth round, get yourself another quarterback. Don't pick a flyer
on some wide receiver number six or running back number
(24:57):
five or tight end to or any of this kookie shit.
Get yourself another quarterback. This is the year of the
two quarterback solution. We've talked about quarterbacks on this show,
and again, don't go too early. Don't shoot your load
(25:17):
too early on a quarterback ever. Ever, I don't care
who it is, my homeboy or not my homeboy. Don't
shoot your love. Don't skeet skeet skeet too early on
a quarterback. But like I've said all the time regarding
fantasy football, I've said it once and I'm gonna say
(25:39):
it again. Know your guys, Get your guys, Know who
you want on your fantasy football team. Know who you
want and know who you don't want. When you go
to that draft. It is just as important to be
focused and be clear on who you don't want as
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much as it is to know who you do want.
Know your guys, get your guys, know who you want
and know who you don't want. I am telling you
win your draft dominate your draft and talk shit about it.
Let them know I mock draft, I dress draft. I
(26:24):
mocked the rest draft. I came down here and I
won this draft. Now I'm gonna win this league week
after week after week, trade after trade after trade, drop
pick up after drop, pickup after drop pick up, like clockwork,
Like clockwork. But it is a big week. Big week
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for the Iron Wrap Report, Stereo Podcast, Big week for
all of my fantasy football champions. Be a champion, be
a a mighty mighty champion, and listen. Trash talking isn't
(27:12):
for everybody, But if you're playing fantasy football, why do it.
If you're gonna be quiet, it ain't real. Let them
know you won. Let them know you dominated. Make sure
their mother, their sister, their wife, their kids. No, I
(27:36):
beat your father's ass this week. You know that. Little Josh, Yeah,
he was wearing his his Raiders jersey for the big
game versus friend, his friend Mike. I'm the guy, Mike.
Now go look at your father's Raiders jersey. You see
those little stains are those are tears? Because I made
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your dad cry playing fantasy football. That's why he was
in a bad mood. It wasn't you. That's why he
didn't take you to get ice cream. It wasn't you.
It was not you, It was me. I beat his
ass this Thursday, Sunday and Monday. Matter of fact, Monday
didn't count because I had beaten your dad's ass Sunday
(28:23):
by five point thirty pm. He knew that the game
was over. That's when the tears got over his raiders Jersey,
and he didn't take you to ice cream. Podcast. We
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are almost three hundred and thirty days, three hundred and
thirty days since October seventh. And the other night, I
was in bed with my wife and we were having
(29:11):
movie night. We watched a film that had come out
in twenty twenty two, and I think it got a
couple of Oscar nominations maybe for screenplay called Triangle of Sadness,
with a bunch of unknown actors, some foreign actors and
(29:31):
Woody Harrelson. It's an American film, but there are some subtitles,
but it's an American film. Listen. I love my movies.
I don't prefer foreign films. I know, like oo do
I know, I know, and I'll watch them, but I'm
just gonna be honest. I prefer to be able to
(29:52):
just listen and watch, supposed to watch, listen and read.
Maybe it's just me. I've always felt that way. I'm
already farty and all that stuff, but I prefer American films.
I've it's just an easier it's an easier viewing experience,
especially with all the things that are going on. But
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we laid down in bed to watch this movie. We
stuffed our face again with those those chip witches, those
those ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's. We did it again. Oops,
we did it again. There's boxes of four and I'm
just gonna tell you that two boxes had been eaten
over the weekend. It's an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment that
(30:36):
we still I will say this is. I took my
wife to Trader Jones. I parked, I kept our parking
spot while she shopped. I didn't go into Trader Joe's.
When she went into Trader Joe's this time to get
whatever she was going again, I thought she was going
to get food and like, you know again, vegetables or something,
(30:59):
you know, simple, maybe some drinks and nice tea. I
didn't say go get two boxes of Trader Joe's chip
wich ice cream sandwiches with the fantastic chocolate chip on
the top and on the bottom, with the vanilla ice
cream with the miniature chocolate chips all around it. I
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didn't say that she got it on her own. Accord. Now,
did she force me to eat the amount of chip
wich ice cream sandwiches that I ate? No, we did
that to ourselves. Nonetheless, we watched this film called Triangle
of Sadness, which is a very very funny, dark twisted
(31:43):
it's a twist. It's a fun movie. Though. Triangle of
Sadness is very very good. I didn't see it when
it came out, but it's very good. It's very weird,
and it's very current about the halves and the have nots.
It's a dark, dark com mony with heart and really
really really good actors, none of who which I know,
(32:06):
except for the excellent always excellent. He looks good, what
he Harrelson. He's aging, well, it looks good. He's a vegan.
There's yoga. He eats blueberries and nuts and bananas and grapes.
You know, he stretches and he smokes his weed and whatdy,
Harrelson's dope. Triangle of Sadness, a very good film. But
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we were about the film I think was two hours
and twenty five minutes, and we were about i'd say
thirty minutes before the end, and we were enjoying ourselves
watching it. No phones but my wife's phone for about
i'd say, for the whole film, but definitely, you know,
an hour an hour, and this is like eleven pm
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our time, Eastern Standard times. Beep beep, beep, beep and
beep and beeping, and her phone was not in her hand,
but kept hearing it beep and vibrate, beep and vibrate
because she has the app on her phone, the tzo
Far tzo Far. I don't know how to pronounce it,
but it's the app that we'll tell you when and
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where rockets are being launched in Israel. And like I said,
it was eleven o'clock, around eleven o'clock New York time,
and my wife said, hold on, I said, are those rockets?
And she said, let me see, and she looked at
her phone, and sure enough there had been just rocket
after rocket after rocket after rocket. Paused the film and
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Israel was under attack by Hesbelah Hesbelah in Lebanon Hesbelah
is the terrorist whore of the Iran regime. Hesbelah has
been fucking with Israel for decades. Hesbelah has brought nothing
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to the world. Hesbelah and the people that they keep
under their thumb in Lebanon is a true blue terrorist
proxy of the Iran regime. Nothing good comes from Hesbelah.
The people are oppressed. They deserve better, their little street
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walking wres infected whores, just like Hamas is in an
infected whrr proxy of Iran. Hesbelah has done absolutely nothing
positive to the world. They have suppressed and kept the
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millions of people, innocent civilians of Lebanon, Beirut under their thumb,
just like Hamas has done nothing, brought nothing to the world,
and had kept the millions of people of Gaza under
their thumb, just like the Houthis of Yemen and of
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course the regime, the Iranian regime. Eighty five million people
live there and the majority of them do not like,
do not support Iran. But if you speak up in
one of these countries, they kill your ass. This ain't
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no fucking game. There ain't no free speech, There ain't
no from the river to the sea, there ain't no
you know this, that and the third there aet no
October sixth ain't no freedom of anything. Alaban just implemented
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a rule where the women they got to be masked
up top to bottom. Even more, they can't sing, they
can't talk. And motherfuckers are talking about free, free Palestine,
globalize the into foty, you dumb fucks you. But an
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attack on Israel was thwarted barok hashim, thank god, thank goodness.
And it's being called a preemptive attack by Israel, which
I just think is a politically correct term, because Iran,
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the whuthis Yemen, Gaza, represented by Hamas they say openly, daily,
proudly and loudly, they want to shut down, eliminate, eradicate Israel.
They want to bomb Tel Aviv, they want to bomb
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the Zionists, they want to eliminate the Zionist state. So
if Israel, for political correct reasons, needs to call it
a preemptive strike, fine, But as far as I'm concerned,
we have the right to go after these cocksuckers twenty
four seven three sixty five anytime, any fucking place, because
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they're threatening and doing it anytime any fucking place. The
who these ain't got shit to do with October seventh,
but October eighth, what did they do? They did what
their fucking owners told them to do. They did what
Iran told them to do. And they've been doing it
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for almost three hundred and thirty days straight. Every day
rockets miss, every single day, they have shrunk the size
of Israel because one hundred thousand people, close to one
hundred thousand people in the north of Israel can't live
safely and peacefully. Because he's miserable, good for nothing creep
(38:17):
cock sucking terrorists are relentlessly attacking, are relentlessly harassing the
people of northern Israel. And they're saying that this is
in retaliation for the strike that killed the piece of shit,
the hoothy piece of shit who bombed the soccer field
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three weeks ago, killing twelve children, twelve Dru's children, remember that,
So that motherfucker got what he deserves. And this is
in retaliation, nah, you fucks, So Israel must call it
a preemptive strike. But fucked these people. Israel has the
right to defend itself. Israel has the right to fuck
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shit up when it's defending itself by any means necessary.
And fortunately the Iron Dome iron domed. Fortunately the Iron
Dome iron domed. No, no, no, you creep cock sucker you.
(39:25):
One home was hit in northern Israel. A boat was
hit in the Mediterranean Sea, and fortunately no severe damage
was done except for a chicken coop. You chicken killing
cock suckers. You you killed my fucking chickens. You chicken
(39:45):
killing cock suckers. You you killed six hundred of my
best fucking birds. We couldn't even finish our movie. We
were so fucking worried. But Israel continues to shine. The
Jewish people continue to shine, continue to thrive. This is
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why the bad guys they hide in tunnels. This is
why yuk yuk sin war is currently allegedly amongst civilians
cross dressing like a woman. Isn't that against some rule?
You fucking miserable motherfucker. You got makeup and lipstick on
in a burk on hiding with a wig? You fuck
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h you fuck you anyway, ten years of disruption, seventy
six years of Israel. I will be in Israel this
fall performing I Am on tour, performing starting in Buffalo
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the thirteenth and the fourteenth, the twentieth, the twenty first
in San Francisco. Coming to a city near you, Coming
to a theater near you. All tickets, all informations available.
Michael Rapportcomedy dot com ten years. I appreciate each and
every one of you for listening to this episode and
all in any episodes you've listened to make sure you
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tell a friend to tell a friend about the world's
most disruptive podcast d I am Rapaport stereo podcast Miles
Jordan ak The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take
us at it with something real nice, take us at
it with something real loud, but most importantly, end this
puppy with something real funky. I am Rapport Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
I'm Out.
Let them know you won. Let them know you dominated.
Make sure their mother, their sister, their wife, their kids know.
I beat your father's ass this week. You know that,
Little Josh. Yeah, he was wearing his Raiders jersey for
(00:23):
the big game versus friend, his friend Mike. I'm the guy, Mike.
Now go look at your father's Raiders jersey. You see
those little stains. Those are tears because I made your
dad cry playing fantasy football. That's why he was in
a bad mood. It wasn't you. That's why he didn't
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take you to get ice cream. It wasn't you. It
was not you. It was me. I beat his ass
this Thursday, Sunday and Monday. Matter of fact, Monday didn't
count because I had beaten your dad's ass Sunday by
five point thirty pm. He knew that the game was over.
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That's when the tears got over his Raiders jersey and
he didn't take you to ice cream. Boom have no
fear of the Iron rapp Reports stereo podcasts here. Boom have
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no fear. The I Am Rapaport stereo podcast is here today.
Ten years. It has been ten years and almost twelve
hundred episodes of the im rap Reports Stereo Podcast. Almost
to the day of this new episode. We're discussing how
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things have changed in the world, changed in my life,
and change in your life, hopefully for the better, in
the last ten years plus. Its Draft Week. Draft Week
is coming up, getting your mind, body and soul ready
to dominate your draft and Israel is under attack yet again,
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but will continue to defend itself and fuck shit up
if need be. All that morning high fine ten year
anniversary Iron rap Ports Stereo Podcast is coming up right now.
Miles Jordan Ak the Bleach Mothers aka the Diggity Denk Brother.
Start this puppy with something real nice, Diggitty, start this
puppy with chump real love, but most start this puppy
(02:29):
off with something real funky. This this is the Iron
Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast ten year anniversary episode. Let's go Boom.
Have no fear of the Iron Rapp Reports Stereo Podcast
(02:50):
is here. Biggity Boom, have no fear. The I Am
Rapaport Stereo Podcast is here in the place to be one, two, three.
I should count to ten, but I'm only going to
count to three. The reason why I said I should
count to ten because this this episode is the official
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ten year anniversary episode of the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggety Zone of Disruption. My name is Michael Rappaport a
k a. The Gringo man Dingo a k a. The
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Inflamed Ashkenazi a k a. The Sultan of Sniff ak a.
The Raging Bullshitter a k a. The White Chalcola Tito
a k a. The Jewish Jake Lamatta a k a.
Mister New York a k a. Milk. Welcome to the
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Iron Appleport Stereo Podcast. Ten year anniversary. Cannot believe it
ten years almost to the day since we started the
im Rappaport Stereo Podcast. First and foremost, I hope everybody's
feeling good. Hope everybody's feeling safe, Hope everybody is feeling
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super duper saying I'm a little charged up. I am
a little charged up for a few reasons. Number one,
First and foremost, because it's ten years twenty fourteen. Started
doing this in August of twenty fourteen, which is incredible,
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not only for podcasting, and you just think about so
many things in the last ten years, that have happened,
that have gone on, and I want to seriously, sincerely
think you the fa for listening, for watching the Iron
Rap Report stereo podcast. Without you, the fans, I can't
(05:10):
do this without you, the fans. I am talking alone
in a room. I mean, who am I kidding today?
I'm actually talking alone in a room. But in general,
if there's no one listening, why podcasts been through highs,
been through lows, been through fights, been through I mean
(05:31):
so many things on the podcast. Podcasting itself has changed
so drastically in the last ten years. But without you
guys listening, without you, guys watching, without you, guys, supporting,
without you, guys, loving, without you guys, hating without you
guys criticizing, without you guys having my back one way
(05:55):
or another, I wouldn't be able to do this, this podcast.
I am a professional podcast proud to say that I
am a professional podcaster. We're in a day and age
and twenty twenty four where podcasts are like assholes. Literally
everyone has one. It is not hard to make a podcast,
but it is extremely hard. It is extremely challenging to
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make a fantastic podcast. It is extremely challenging to leave
blood and guts on the microphone every single episode, and
if I have done nothing else, I know that I
have given my all every single time I pick up
the golden mic, every single time I've done an I
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Am rap Wort stereo podcast. I take pride that people
are listening. I take pride that people are spending time
with all the choices, all the things that they could
be watching, doing, scratching their their balls, picking their nose,
downloading is downloading that there's so many apps, are so
(07:03):
many things to just sift through. And for ten years,
you guys, the wrap a Pack worldwide has stood by
the podcast. So I sincerely, sincerely appreciate that more than
you know. But I hope I'm articulating it and you
(07:23):
hear and see that I genuinely meet it because it
has been Man, it has been a crazy, crazy ride,
this podcast. I started out doing the podcast alone in
my room two homes ago in Los Angeles. I don't
know what I was doing. I don't know why I
was doing it. To be honest, I knew I had
a lot to say, but I didn't a where it
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would go, how it would be. I met the Dust Brothers,
Miles Jordan Jordan Winter, respectfully aka the Bleach Brothers, the
most supportive guys that I could ever have had in
my corner for the last ten years doing the podcast.
And we just started. We met and it was like
kind of like quick jumped off a cliff, and you know,
(08:07):
like I said the first episode, I didn't really I
had a plan. I knew I had a lot to say,
but I never imagined that I'd be doing it ten
years late. I never imagined, like I said, that podcasting
would be such a part of my life, a personal diary,
and that I share so much of myself so much personally.
I mean, there's still my persona that I keep up,
but I feel like, through a lot of serious times,
(08:32):
a lot of very real things that have gone in
my life, I've tried to do my best to bring
you guys inside, to listen, to give you an insight,
but to entertain, to not make it. It's a balancing
act because you don't want to make it too personal,
and like it's not you're not You're not my therapist.
But I feel like sometimes doing this podcast is therapy,
(08:54):
but the listeners are not my therapist. So it's a
balancing act. You want to make it a show. It
is a show. It is show business. It could be
called business show, but this is a show. I am
a professional podcaster. It is a show, and I always
try to take in consideration. Like I said that, there's
so many opportunities of so many different things for people
(09:15):
to watch. But through the when I started doing it
by myself, through the G Moody years, which I know
people liked and enjoyed, and I still have no story
for you on G Moody. I don't have any ill
will for G Moody. I feel like the podcast definitely
got in the way of our thirty plus year friendship.
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But you know, things are meant to change, things are
meant to grow, things are meant to evolve. I have
no ill will. I wish him all the best. I
haven't spoken to him since he left the podcast, but again,
that's all I got to share. I'm not holding back anything.
I'm not withholding anything. I don't even know if he's
(09:59):
on social media. I haven't heard from him in real life.
I haven't seen anything from him on social media. But
I wish him always all the best. And it is
no hard feelings, but we've had that, we had of course,
so many guests hip hop guests from joh Man iced
Team Metha Man to Q Tip and Man. There's been
(10:21):
just so many. I'm leaving out a bunch, you know.
And then you know great actors Alec Baldwin and Juliet Lewis.
We've had special podcasts, We've had emergency podcast We've had
some crazy emergency podcasts. Albeit with sports. We've had the
thrills of victory. We've had the agony of defeat. We've
(10:44):
had all the lebron in Miami, we had the lebron
in Cleveland. We had the Broomgate, which was fun. We
had cursing out so many quarterbacks and fantasy football Kirk
Cousins like that. Uh, what was that other's dude's name?
The Chicago Bears, dude, I got him really good. We
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had the tingus pingus rant that still lives on. The
tingus pingus rant that still lives on to this day.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
What the fuck did they do? Who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1 (11:18):
What the fuck is tingus pingus?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I never heard of fucking Latinia. You drafted this fucking kid,
Your stupid motherfuckers.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Tingus pingus is part of the Boston Celtic Championship team
and people still call him Tingus Pingus. I still haven't
gotten to meet Tingus Pingus Kristap Porzingis. I mean that
went crazy the cat video for some reason, which is
a part of the Iron Wrap Pert Stereo podcast, that
went totally nuts. What the fuck is that? What the
(11:52):
fuck is that a fucking cat? Hey, don't fucking look
at me like that.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's a weird looking fucking cat.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Ma Yo, there's a straight cat outside. I don't want
it starting to fight with Lucy. Lucy, It's okay, it's okay, Lucy,
don't worry about it. Ma mad there's a weird, fucking
straight cat outside. It looks it looks like Grandma the
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fucking thing. Hey, get the fuck out of here. I
don't even know if that's a fucking cat. Blink, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
No, no, no, no, no, man. There's been so many, so
many rants, A man, I can't even remember all of them.
But I mean, what is your favorite rant? What is
your favorite i eloed people. I had the Danny Iello
episode where I got to interview Danny i Ello Miles Jordan.
(12:53):
Play a little clip from that where I got to
do my Danny Iello impression in front of the late
any Ilo. That was awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, you probably have never read it from this point
of view. No, don't don't steal my lines. Okay, you're
your niky. I'm soud. Okay, I I don't want you
trying to do my line. Don't fuck around.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm ready to kick ass.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No, no, no, no no, I'm gonna kick ass here.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
I know you want not The thing is is I
just don't want you thinking like, oh, this this is
my time to shine.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, this is like just see what we have?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
What do you want? Okay, go ahead, So what do
you want? I want my money.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I want to get paid. You don't work here no more.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I want my money.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Your money couldn't begin to pay for that window you broke.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Motherfucker windough Ready.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Raheem is dead.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I know he's dead. I was there.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Remember, he's dead because of his buddy. That cocksucker started
this ship. He's responsible for that kid's death. And you
stood there like a fuck and you watched them burn
me down.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Look, I also watched the Cops Murderer radio.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Raheem.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Look, you'll get it all from the insurance anyway style.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
What the fuck is wrong with you? This ain't about money.
I could give a fuck about money. You see this place.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
I built this fucking place with my bare fucking hands,
every light socket, every piece of tile, me with these
fucking hands.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You know what the fuck that means?
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Yeah, means pay me my motherfucking money.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
That's what it means.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sal Okay, Mookie, how much do I owe you?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
My salary is too fitty? Two fitty a week. One,
that's two, that's three, that's four, that's five. You got
five hundred dollars. You're a rich fucking man. Are you happy?
You happy?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
He's got five hundred fucking dollars. He's a big man.
You're a rich fucking man. You never have any more trouble, not, Mookie.
He's fucking rich. Go the fuck are you yelling at you?
You're wealthy, Mookie. You're a real fucking rockefella. You got
your fucking.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Money, Now leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That was awesome podcast. There was the all Raging Bull episode.
There's been so many DeNiro lines of the week. Of course,
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there's been so many social issues. I never thought that
this podcast. When we started this podcast twenty fourteen, I
didn't care pay attention look at and barely knew next
to nothing about politics. If you could believe that. When
I started in twenty fourteen, there was no politics, There
was no social issues on this podcast. It was all entertainment,
(15:59):
all all sports, all movies, all mundane fun stuff. And
then of course Charlotte'sville happened, and Trump looming around his
Presidency've had great episodes with the fantastic Eli Lake, the
unofficial official, unofficial political correspondent of the Iron rap Port
(16:24):
Stereo podcast. Endless episodes with the young Shooter Deuce Collins,
so much humor with that. We had Snowballgate. Uh but
I mean there was so We had the Sea of
Orange episode. We took all of the greatest Dick Stain
(16:47):
Donald Trump rants and put it into one episode. We
had a Tom Brady episode. Man talk about like evolution
Brady when he was with the Patriots, de Belli cheat
to deflate Gate, to softening on Tom Brady when he
(17:09):
went to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, to now really enjoying
Tom Brady as just a citizen, as an icon. The Knicks,
There's been so many Knicks rants, the Phil Jackson years,
Oh my gosh, the Charles Oakley incident that went down
(17:31):
right here on the im Rappaport Stereo podcast. Dick Staine,
James Dolan right here on the im Rappaport Stereo podcast.
Coach after coach after regime after regime to Jalen Brunson,
finally crazy crazy crazy, so many Denuro lines of the week.
I always said that, so many great guests and so
much support again from you guys, so many what a
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what a crazy crazy time ten years and personally, barok hushem.
I went from forty four to fifty four. I'm fifty
four fucking years old. I've been podcasting for ten years.
I went from forty four to fifty four years old.
Still looking good. Look at me, smiling, shining. I got
(18:22):
a knee issue. I think I tore my meniscus. I
am going to go on the record and say that
I tore my right meniscus. Of course, I tore my
left meniscus in my second to last Celebrity All Star game.
I tore my meniscus in that game and broke my
(18:42):
big toe. I don't know how, but I haven't been
to the doctor to get a diagnosis, but I know
a torn meniscus when I feel one, and my meniscus
has been bothering me for a couple of weeks, I
muscle it out. That's I muscle it out. But I
think I tore my meniscus stepping off an extra step
(19:06):
and I landed on my right knee and I was like,
ahh it subsided. And then I don't know. Two weeks ago,
I was going for my walks, last jog and I
was running and my knee really hurt, and I was like,
that always happens slow forward. There's no lateral movement. It's
(19:27):
a slow forward job. There's no this, there's no this,
It's just like this slowly. And my knee really started
to hurt and it has continued to hurt. And this
morning I went for another walk, long walk, about four
and a half miles, and I was like, this really hurts,
this really really really really really really really hurts. So
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I'm going to say that I have torn my meniscus.
I am pretty sure that I tore my meniscus real
nice and real properly. Unfortunately, of course, I'll keep you
posted with all things. I don't want you to lose sleep.
Please don't lose sleep over my meniscus being torn or untorn.
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But I'm pretty sure there's an injury to my meniscus.
And of course, when I think about the ten years
of the im Rapp Reports, Stereo Poncas, fantasy Football, the
fantasy football follies, all things fantasy football. Who is that quarter?
Jake Cutler? Got him good? Jake Cutler. I leaned on him,
(20:35):
real nice and real proper one. I can't remember what
it was. Why it was smoking Jay Cutler. They said
he smokes cigarettes. I don't know if Jay Cutler smokes cigarettes,
but he did something really bad with me fantasy football. Man,
(20:57):
it conjures up some rough memories and some great memories.
Oh my god, that's why we play. Listen. You always
want to win. You always want to win fantasy football
head to heads. You always want to win your league.
You always want to dominate your league. You want to
(21:19):
win week after week, matchup after matchup. I mean, this
is why we play. We don't do it for the money.
We do it for the honey. Unless you're doing it
for the money, then you want to do it for
the honey and the money. But man, I can't remember.
Maybe it's nine years or ten years, eight years of
(21:41):
fantasy football, and now I've put in so much work,
studied so hard, been through so much as a fantasy
football champion. Now I'm I'm not just a guru. I'm
(22:02):
the jew Rule. That's what they call me. You could
go to this person, you could go with my man,
the Guru, John Hanson. You can go to your Matthew Berrys,
your Mike Fabiano's, you can go to to this person.
That person they got ai fantasy football, which obviously they
didn't have when we started doing this podcast. They got
(22:24):
it all. But the think tank of the I Am
Rapaport Stereo Podcast. I'm the Jewel Rule. But the think
tank of me, dust brother Jordan Winter, me dust Brother
Miles Davis, and what we do regarding fantasy football, we're
(22:46):
top tier. We're top tier fantasy football Guru. Michael Rappaport
aka the Jewel Ru. Drafts are coming up, Drafts are
coming up. Email us I am Rapaport Podcast at gmail
(23:06):
dot com. We'll set you up real nice. Oh yeah,
and we'll set you up real proper. Got two leagues,
my money league. I plan on going down to Hotlanta,
dominating that draft and getting the fuck out of Hot Lanta.
(23:27):
My draft and my money league is in Atlanta. I
plan on going down there and just winning the draft
like the champion I am. I got number two pick
in my money league, then I got the Stern Show
Fantasy Football league with big big yuckmouth bab bab booie haha,
(23:49):
those big teeth. Oh my god. It was just to
get that draft set up, just to get a date,
just to get them to come off of I think
it was two one hundred dollars and now we're doing
three hundred dollars to three hundred dollars a person buy in.
These are all professionals, These are all staff men or
members of The Stern Show, The Howard Stern Show. I
(24:12):
mean haggling. I think it was two fifty to get
them go fifty dollars more is like the biggest deal ever.
And I'm gonna make them pay come Draft Day, which
is the following week. And this year talk about a
two state solution in fantasy football. We're talking about a
two quarterback solution. This is the year of the two
(24:34):
quarterback solution. Think me later. I'm not saying go quarterback
and then quarterback, and I'm not saying go too early, ever,
on your quarterback. But when you're looming around the fourteenth,
fifteenth round, get yourself another quarterback. Don't pick a flyer
on some wide receiver number six or running back number
(24:57):
five or tight end to or any of this kookie shit.
Get yourself another quarterback. This is the year of the
two quarterback solution. We've talked about quarterbacks on this show,
and again, don't go too early. Don't shoot your load
(25:17):
too early on a quarterback ever. Ever, I don't care
who it is, my homeboy or not my homeboy. Don't
shoot your love. Don't skeet skeet skeet too early on
a quarterback. But like I've said all the time regarding
fantasy football, I've said it once and I'm gonna say
(25:39):
it again. Know your guys, Get your guys, Know who
you want on your fantasy football team. Know who you
want and know who you don't want. When you go
to that draft. It is just as important to be
focused and be clear on who you don't want as
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much as it is to know who you do want.
Know your guys, get your guys, know who you want
and know who you don't want. I am telling you
win your draft dominate your draft and talk shit about it.
Let them know I mock draft, I dress draft. I
(26:24):
mocked the rest draft. I came down here and I
won this draft. Now I'm gonna win this league week
after week after week, trade after trade after trade, drop
pick up after drop, pickup after drop pick up, like clockwork,
Like clockwork. But it is a big week. Big week
(26:50):
for the Iron Wrap Report, Stereo Podcast, Big week for
all of my fantasy football champions. Be a champion, be
a a mighty mighty champion, and listen. Trash talking isn't
(27:12):
for everybody, But if you're playing fantasy football, why do it.
If you're gonna be quiet, it ain't real. Let them
know you won. Let them know you dominated. Make sure
their mother, their sister, their wife, their kids. No, I
(27:36):
beat your father's ass this week. You know that. Little Josh, Yeah,
he was wearing his his Raiders jersey for the big
game versus friend, his friend Mike. I'm the guy, Mike.
Now go look at your father's Raiders jersey. You see
those little stains are those are tears? Because I made
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your dad cry playing fantasy football. That's why he was
in a bad mood. It wasn't you. That's why he
didn't take you to get ice cream. It wasn't you.
It was not you, It was me. I beat his
ass this Thursday, Sunday and Monday. Matter of fact, Monday
didn't count because I had beaten your dad's ass Sunday
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by five point thirty pm. He knew that the game
was over. That's when the tears got over his raiders Jersey,
and he didn't take you to ice cream. Podcast. We
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are almost three hundred and thirty days, three hundred and
thirty days since October seventh. And the other night, I
was in bed with my wife and we were having
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movie night. We watched a film that had come out
in twenty twenty two, and I think it got a
couple of Oscar nominations maybe for screenplay called Triangle of Sadness,
with a bunch of unknown actors, some foreign actors and
(29:31):
Woody Harrelson. It's an American film, but there are some subtitles,
but it's an American film. Listen. I love my movies.
I don't prefer foreign films. I know, like oo do
I know, I know, and I'll watch them, but I'm
just gonna be honest. I prefer to be able to
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just listen and watch, supposed to watch, listen and read.
Maybe it's just me. I've always felt that way. I'm
already farty and all that stuff, but I prefer American films.
I've it's just an easier it's an easier viewing experience,
especially with all the things that are going on. But
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we laid down in bed to watch this movie. We
stuffed our face again with those those chip witches, those
those ice cream sandwiches from Trader Joe's. We did it again. Oops,
we did it again. There's boxes of four and I'm
just gonna tell you that two boxes had been eaten
over the weekend. It's an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment that
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we still I will say this is. I took my
wife to Trader Jones. I parked, I kept our parking
spot while she shopped. I didn't go into Trader Joe's.
When she went into Trader Joe's this time to get
whatever she was going again, I thought she was going
to get food and like, you know again, vegetables or something,
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you know, simple, maybe some drinks and nice tea. I
didn't say go get two boxes of Trader Joe's chip
wich ice cream sandwiches with the fantastic chocolate chip on
the top and on the bottom, with the vanilla ice
cream with the miniature chocolate chips all around it. I
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didn't say that she got it on her own. Accord. Now,
did she force me to eat the amount of chip
wich ice cream sandwiches that I ate? No, we did
that to ourselves. Nonetheless, we watched this film called Triangle
of Sadness, which is a very very funny, dark twisted
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it's a twist. It's a fun movie. Though. Triangle of
Sadness is very very good. I didn't see it when
it came out, but it's very good. It's very weird,
and it's very current about the halves and the have nots.
It's a dark, dark com mony with heart and really
really really good actors, none of who which I know,
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except for the excellent always excellent. He looks good, what
he Harrelson. He's aging, well, it looks good. He's a vegan.
There's yoga. He eats blueberries and nuts and bananas and grapes.
You know, he stretches and he smokes his weed and whatdy,
Harrelson's dope. Triangle of Sadness, a very good film. But
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we were about the film I think was two hours
and twenty five minutes, and we were about i'd say
thirty minutes before the end, and we were enjoying ourselves
watching it. No phones but my wife's phone for about
i'd say, for the whole film, but definitely, you know,
an hour an hour, and this is like eleven pm
(32:55):
our time, Eastern Standard times. Beep beep, beep, beep and
beep and beeping, and her phone was not in her hand,
but kept hearing it beep and vibrate, beep and vibrate
because she has the app on her phone, the tzo
Far tzo Far. I don't know how to pronounce it,
but it's the app that we'll tell you when and
(33:19):
where rockets are being launched in Israel. And like I said,
it was eleven o'clock, around eleven o'clock New York time,
and my wife said, hold on, I said, are those rockets?
And she said, let me see, and she looked at
her phone, and sure enough there had been just rocket
after rocket after rocket after rocket. Paused the film and
(33:42):
Israel was under attack by Hesbelah Hesbelah in Lebanon Hesbelah
is the terrorist whore of the Iran regime. Hesbelah has
been fucking with Israel for decades. Hesbelah has brought nothing
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to the world. Hesbelah and the people that they keep
under their thumb in Lebanon is a true blue terrorist
proxy of the Iran regime. Nothing good comes from Hesbelah.
The people are oppressed. They deserve better, their little street
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walking wres infected whores, just like Hamas is in an
infected whrr proxy of Iran. Hesbelah has done absolutely nothing
positive to the world. They have suppressed and kept the
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millions of people, innocent civilians of Lebanon, Beirut under their thumb,
just like Hamas has done nothing, brought nothing to the world,
and had kept the millions of people of Gaza under
their thumb, just like the Houthis of Yemen and of
(35:10):
course the regime, the Iranian regime. Eighty five million people
live there and the majority of them do not like,
do not support Iran. But if you speak up in
one of these countries, they kill your ass. This ain't
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no fucking game. There ain't no free speech, There ain't
no from the river to the sea, there ain't no
you know this, that and the third there aet no
October sixth ain't no freedom of anything. Alaban just implemented
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a rule where the women they got to be masked
up top to bottom. Even more, they can't sing, they
can't talk. And motherfuckers are talking about free, free Palestine,
globalize the into foty, you dumb fucks you. But an
(36:24):
attack on Israel was thwarted barok hashim, thank god, thank goodness.
And it's being called a preemptive attack by Israel, which
I just think is a politically correct term, because Iran,
(36:47):
the whuthis Yemen, Gaza, represented by Hamas they say openly, daily,
proudly and loudly, they want to shut down, eliminate, eradicate Israel.
They want to bomb Tel Aviv, they want to bomb
(37:08):
the Zionists, they want to eliminate the Zionist state. So
if Israel, for political correct reasons, needs to call it
a preemptive strike, fine, But as far as I'm concerned,
we have the right to go after these cocksuckers twenty
four seven three sixty five anytime, any fucking place, because
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they're threatening and doing it anytime any fucking place. The
who these ain't got shit to do with October seventh,
but October eighth, what did they do? They did what
their fucking owners told them to do. They did what
Iran told them to do. And they've been doing it
(37:53):
for almost three hundred and thirty days straight. Every day
rockets miss, every single day, they have shrunk the size
of Israel because one hundred thousand people, close to one
hundred thousand people in the north of Israel can't live
safely and peacefully. Because he's miserable, good for nothing creep
(38:17):
cock sucking terrorists are relentlessly attacking, are relentlessly harassing the
people of northern Israel. And they're saying that this is
in retaliation for the strike that killed the piece of shit,
the hoothy piece of shit who bombed the soccer field
(38:42):
three weeks ago, killing twelve children, twelve Dru's children, remember that,
So that motherfucker got what he deserves. And this is
in retaliation, nah, you fucks, So Israel must call it
a preemptive strike. But fucked these people. Israel has the
right to defend itself. Israel has the right to fuck
(39:04):
shit up when it's defending itself by any means necessary.
And fortunately the Iron Dome iron domed. Fortunately the Iron
Dome iron domed. No, no, no, you creep cock sucker you.
(39:25):
One home was hit in northern Israel. A boat was
hit in the Mediterranean Sea, and fortunately no severe damage
was done except for a chicken coop. You chicken killing
cock suckers. You you killed my fucking chickens. You chicken
(39:45):
killing cock suckers. You you killed six hundred of my
best fucking birds. We couldn't even finish our movie. We
were so fucking worried. But Israel continues to shine. The
Jewish people continue to shine, continue to thrive. This is
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why the bad guys they hide in tunnels. This is
why yuk yuk sin war is currently allegedly amongst civilians
cross dressing like a woman. Isn't that against some rule?
You fucking miserable motherfucker. You got makeup and lipstick on
in a burk on hiding with a wig? You fuck
(40:40):
h you fuck you anyway, ten years of disruption, seventy
six years of Israel. I will be in Israel this
fall performing I Am on tour, performing starting in Buffalo
(41:04):
the thirteenth and the fourteenth, the twentieth, the twenty first
in San Francisco. Coming to a city near you, Coming
to a theater near you. All tickets, all informations available.
Michael Rapportcomedy dot com ten years. I appreciate each and
every one of you for listening to this episode and
all in any episodes you've listened to make sure you
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tell a friend to tell a friend about the world's
most disruptive podcast d I am Rapaport stereo podcast Miles
Jordan ak The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take
us at it with something real nice, take us at
it with something real loud, but most importantly, end this
puppy with something real funky. I am Rapport Stereo podcast.
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I'm Out.
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