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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Boom Have No Fear of the Iron Rap Reports Cereal
podcast is here beginning.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Boom Have No Fear of the Iron.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Rapp Reports Stereo podcast is in the place to be
on today's brand new, banging, high flying I Am Rapp
Reports Stereo podcast is back. Dean Collins aka Dino Casino
aka Deuce Collins aka Deuce Cuddles is back. We're catching
up with him. We got Casino stories. We have a story,
(00:37):
a new found story that I never told that just
remembered it, about the casting process for the iconic Robert
de Niro Al Pacino movie, The Heat, and so much
more in a fully loaded, high flying Iron rap Ports
Stereo podcast coming up right now with the Shooter, Deuce Pacino,
Miles Jordaniek, the Beach Brothers, Akid.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The Dust Brothers.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Signy, start this puppy over with something real nice, Signy.
Start this puppy off with some real album. Most importantly,
start this puppy off with something real funk. See I
Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Look at me, Let's go baby.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Boom Have No Fear the Iron.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Rapp Report Stereo podcast is here beginning. Boom Have No
Fear the Iron Rapp reports stereo podcast is in the
place to be, and uh, I'm gonna jump right into
it because I have been getting a lot of questions
and it's never on me. I will never take responsibility
(01:45):
or blame for the Young Shooter not being on the podcast.
And I feel like we had some off microphone conversations.
He's ready to come clean. I'm gonna I'm gonna plug
him in here, bringing in now the Young Shooter. Dean
Collins is back. They called them Deuced Patino, Deuce Collins,
(02:09):
Dean Collins, but we love to call them the Young Shooter.
The Young Shooter is back in the place to be.
How are you, my friend?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I am doing good man. I was just gonna say
that your teeth looks so white. Your teeth look white.
I think my teeth look white. I don't know if
it's our computers, but maybe just you're brushing a little
bit more, a little harder, and it looks good.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It looks good.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Thank you have black hats on? Did you plan that?
Did you know that I was gonna wear the hat?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, I just was wearing my hat because I need
a little bit of a haircut.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Did you weary me too? Would you want to keep
like that or maybe turning around backwards.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, actually, no, I'm gonna leave it like this. But
I I've been wearing a hat too because I've been
eating a haircut. My hair has gotten so long. But
I actually got it cut yesterday and it looks like
shit still. So the hat's the hat staying on?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But can you wear your hat backwards? Yeah? I can't.
Do you want me to do that? It looks like backwards.
That's good. That's good with the headphones like that. Let
me see, that's pretty good. I like it. I don't mind.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I feel like like a high school bully from the
nineties or something like this isn't I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, then flip it back around. Flip. I'll just leave it. Okay,
flip it. Yep, we're flipping here.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Hold on, but let me see that's nope, it's CCT
more appropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, it's crooked, straightened out, still crook it Just why
don't just keep the fucking hat on the way it was?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's on?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Don't want Why don't we just not worry about the
hat at this point with the rest.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Of the let's just say we're happy to have the
Young Shooter back on. I am posting this full episode
on YouTube. As you guys know, we have a YouTube
page at Michael Rapport.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The YouTube universe.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Hasn't really been introduced to a lot of the Young Shooter,
but here he is.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dean Collins, Douce Pacino. Uh, how are you? Let's just
start with that. How are you, Dean? I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I just got back from Palm Springs, so I had
like a nice relaxing vacation. I've been working really hard
the past two months and so, uh yeah, I had
a nice vacation and went out to Palm Springs with
my girlfriend for her birthday, got couples massages, doing it
all up, and Uh that's it, bro, What's what's up
with you?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What's what's going on? You look good?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Time out When when you were doing your couples massages
with your girlfriend for her birthday, were you making noises? No?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't do the noises like I know, that's just
like you. You do them like it's just like it's
nothing to you. You'll just fucking I don't. I don't
like to make people uncomfortable like around that I'm making
people uncomfortable where.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You get where you're getting a deep tissue. What kind
of massage are you getting?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I think some deep tissue, but I don't personally like
I don't love massages cause I'm kind of a pussy
with it, Like I like light to medium pressure. I
don't need that dig me like.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
See.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's why I was asking you about the noises because
because I know, I know you've talked about this and
when I'm like, oh, I want.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
To go get it when we're on the road. I
remember in uh.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Vancouver, I went into one of those places and I
was like, yo, like, fucking do whatever, dude, you could
do gymnastics on my back. I don't care. Like the
more the merrier feet, shoulders, back hips, I'm down. And
you might have gotten like I don't know, but I
know you. You mentioned you like massage, so when you
said I did a couple's massages, I innocently see it
(05:32):
was innocently. I innocently said, were you making noises? And
then you start throwing it back at me and and
I think that's one of the things we're gonna talk
about as to where you've been on the podcast lately,
because like anyway you weren't making.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Noises, and yeah, no, I wasn't making noises. I wasn't
making noises.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I couldn't breathe, you know, because your your face is
just pushed on that fucking face matt thing or what.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You can't breathe.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So I'm she was like, oh, we added eucalyptus in there,
so that opens up your passages. But somehow, I like,
I was blocked. So she's like, take a nice deep
breath in, and I was fucking stuffed. But so I
was kind of waiting for the massage to be over.
But that's okay. It was really relaxing.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's why I asked you. Let me let's just get
to the more important question. Did your girlfriend enjoy the massage?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
She loved it. She loved it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
That's the most important thing.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And good because we don't give a fuck. A few
liked it. You seem ungrateful about the massage.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Most people would be so happy to get a massage,
and they'd be like, oh, if you're like with your
eucalyptus and I can't bring.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Paying for it. I mean, I man, what do you mean?
I'm ungrateful. I'm paying for the fucking thing. It's a fortune.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
A couple's massages ain't fucking cheap. They jam you up,
they jam you they jam you up for that sixty minutes.
But we had that nice hot lotion, like scorching hot lotion.
I had some thermal bed. It was heated. They did
gemstone rocks on my back.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Did you ever go fucking out? Well?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
She she was giving me like, I said, my neck
is all fucked up. I've been working kind of hard
or like videography and shit the past two months. It's
all my my tension really builds up in my upper
shoulders of my neck. And she was like there were
so many nuts. And then she was like, fuck it.
She took the elbow and she got on top of
my back and she started going like she like dragged
that elbow right up to the top. I was like,
oh fuck, but I mean it was it was good.
(07:17):
I needed it. It was like a good hurt, but
right good good. So, anyway, else did you guys do
on the trip?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Because you sent me some pictures and it sounded like
a good time, and I know you was just in
your ass, which is also one of the reasons why
you haven't been on the last few weeks. I tease,
but you've been You've been working your ass off to
pay for a fantastic amongst other things.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You are a young adults to go ahead, go ahead,
thank you, bro. That was that's really nice. Yeah, thank
you man. But yeah, man, we we had a great time.
We stayed at this place called the Tommy Bahama Resort.
The service was fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It was horrible.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I got a nice Costco travel deal I was. I
was really excited about it, and I had to call
them be like, you got to replenish the towels, you know,
you gotta replenish, Like we have champagne glasses. We used
the champagne last night. Time to give us some new glasses.
Some of the some of the curtains are off the hinges.
The door to the bathroom doesn't shut, and not only
does it not shut, but once you shut it, it
(08:11):
doesn't lock. So I need the lock to I need
you to fix that lock because I'm spending a lot
of fucking money to be here. I started to feel
like a character from The White Lotus.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It was.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It really turned into The White Lotus where it's like
my girlfriend's kind of like it's all good it's all good,
like we're having a good time, and I'm like, no,
it's it's not fine. I'm spending a lot of fucking
money to be here and and to give you a
good birthday gift and a beautiful birthday weekend. And my
standards are a little bit higher than that. So I called.
I expressed some of my frustration. I did it in
a very non offensive way. I didn't do any way
(08:41):
that you do it.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It sounds like it was really not offensive.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, I don't do it like this. I don't do
it in the way that I'm relaying it to you.
This is all internally, because they'll call and be like,
how's the service, and I'll go, it's fantastic, it's we're
having a great service.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's fucking shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So I ended up doing that because you called you.
You publicly said my Pisce's queen, my Piscey's queen isn't comfortable,
and if she ain't comfortable, I ain't.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Comfortable, right, right, And and so I ended up doing that,
and I gave it. I told them like, look, we're
not happy here, blah blah blah. I spent a lot
of fucking money here, They ended up giving me one
hundred dollars resort credit and two passes to the to
the day spa.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And all that shit.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I ended up collecting it at the front desk. The
manager was like, Nah, one hundred is not enough. There's
two of you guys. It needs to be one fifty.
I'm gonna hook you guys up even more so. Anyway,
it was, it was good. I went to the end.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Can you come back? We'll give you ten percent off?
And you're like, we ain't coming back.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
When I'm never coming back, I'm sorry, and and you're lucky.
I'm not writing you a Yelp review at this point.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Right you're not writing a Yelp review, but we're gonna
air your ass out on the im wrap Port Stereo podcast,
which is exactly that's way worse than a fucking Yelp review.
This right here, we need to start doing more reviews.
We hold these motherfucker's feet to the fire.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You gotta hold them accountable and jacking up these prices
these days. I mean, these fucking hotels out in Palm
Springs and all this shit are like seven hundred fucking
dollars a night. I mean, these are these two hundred
dollars a night. They bang you up. But anyway, we
are back.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You said the casino, and I gotta say, if Miles
and Jordan ever did a compilation of Dean Collins Deuce
Collins Deuce Pacino's casino Stories, well.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
They call me Dino Casino. I don't know if you
knew that. I don't think that Moniker has ever been
on the podcast. But the drummer of my band when
we were making music, they called me. They would say
Dino Casino because I was the gambler. And I'm yeah,
I forgot to mention that, but that one that rings,
that's got a nice ring to it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I gotta be honest, I never heard that, and I'm
gonna babe, do you know that they called Dean Dino Casino.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yo, that's fucking dope, man. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool
because I just didn't have like any nicknames growing up,
and it just seems like there's just a flood of
them now and I'm just happy to take any of them. So, yeah,
Dino Casino. You've been with me the casino though, But
your your.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Casino stories are absolutely I mean, they're they're fantastic and
I'm sure your girlfriend did not want to go to
the casino, but she goes, I'm gonna let the dog
loose and you're gonna go out there.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yes, And did you bring her? Does she go? And
did anything fantastic happen?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Because even when nothing bad happens, something bad happened casino exactly.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And my girlfriend doesn't gamble, she doesn't know how to
play poker, she doesn't have to play blackjacks. She doesn't
like it, but she's like, oh, maybe this time I
can have a drink while you do your thing and
I can kind of get into it because I don't
know what any of it means. And so we ended
up having a good time. She came with me. I
ended up winning like three hundred dollars. UH paid for
some of the massage. It was really nice. And then
(11:57):
this fucking guy was really the pit. There was was
cock block of me or something because he came over
while I'm betting and I'm doing really well at this thing.
He said, I'm gonna need to see some ID, and
I was like, sure, here's my ID, and I'm gonna
be thirty five in two months from now. Okay, this
is twenty one and up casino.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You should be motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I am.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I am.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And then he looks at it and he looks at me.
He's like no, and I was like yeah, and he's
like no, no, no, and then he starts embarrassing me
in front of the whole table. He goes, I'm gonna
scan this in front of you. That's how much I
don't believe you. And I was like, do your fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
This guy's bolding to you. Yeah, he goes, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Gonna scan this, and so he takes his little scanner
and he's looking.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
He scanned it, but he said I'm gonna scan this
in front of you, like he's trying to he was.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
He was just being a dick. He was being a dick.
And my girlfriend started like talking back to him, being
like okay, like stop. So he starts scanning it and
everyone at the table's just like, let's move it along,
and he goes, I'm not I still don't believe it.
I still don't believe it. I'm like, okay, man, like
you're balding. I'm not bolting like she did, right. I
mean no, I would have. I might have caught an
(13:01):
assault charge for that, but I didn't do that. But
you don't think that's a good idea to say you
should have pulled your dick out. No, I don't think
that's I don't think that's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Maybe that's something that you you handle on your own
like that.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
But I I this guy was his hair was so
fucked up, and he was younger than me, And this
is what hurt him because he's thirty and his he
had like little fucking loose hairs in the front of
his forehead and then it was all fucking patchy everywhere.
He looked like shit, and he was like, my hair
is going and you I don't know why you look
better than me. I was like, I don't know what
to tell you, man, like you look like shit. I'm
(13:34):
here gambling with my girlfriend. Just let me fucking gamble
and move it along. So he's talking to me while
I have like one hundred dollars on the hand and
he I end up losing everything talking to this guy,
I was like, this is bad. Five, just gets a
fuck out of here. Yeah, he jinxed it. We had
a good time up until then, and I really wanted
to redeem myself. On the way home from Palm Spring.
So I stopped at Marongo Casino, but my girlfriend really
(13:55):
didn't want to go in at that point, so she
was a trooper and she waited in the parking lot
in my car. Well, I walked in for a half
hour and played blackjack and I want about one hundred
and eighty bucks. So it was a successful trip and
no crazy stories. But again every that one, I was
getting car today. You have to be eighteen and up
in Marongo, So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So when you went to Marongo, she said, I'm good,
I'll just wait in the car. Yeah, so you birthday boy,
you let your girlfriend wait in the car for half
hour because it was her birthday weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You think that that's what she wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
The birthday was over, Okay, we got there on her
birthday on the twenty first, the twenty second, we're having
a couple of massages. The twenty third, I'm having a
reservation here. What point does it end? Your birthday's on the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Shouldn't ask your don't ask me, and don't ask me ask.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Your fucking pisces queen. I'm not your pisces queen. I'm listen.
Why I might come back to.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I know you're not my Piscey's queen. Okay, I'm nobody.
I would never refer to you as my Piscey's queen.
But I'm just saying, if the birthday is on the
twenty first, and we're celebrating a gorgeous weekend, it's the birthday,
and on Mondays, it's over because now she's got a plan,
she might have a plan to do something with her
friends for this weekend, and I'm like, it's eight we're done.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Go on and on with these fucking birthdays. I mean,
it's never stopping with women in their birthdays.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's your due.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Do this with my boyfriend, I mean, do this with
my family. Then I'm gonna be with my girls.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Like it's just the fright, Come on, grow up, how
about the fuck man?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Just happy birthday at the day and let's right right right.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
But I expect on my but I expect on my
birthday that we could have like a double weekend for
my birthday because it's a special time. May thirtieth, you
know that weekend, and then maybe the next weekend will kind.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Of you're you're gonna bring up your birthday.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
May when my birthdays around the corner in March, double nickel,
that's what you're.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Gonna To be honest with you, I literally forget. Not
only did I forget that your birthday was in March,
I forgot that you even celebrate birthdays, that you have
your own birthday. I was like so focused that my
birthday was in May that I was like, I totally
forgot that you also celebrate birthdays like the rest of
the world.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And like the human beings.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Sometimes I forget that, like you have a day that
you were born, that you came out of your mother's vagina,
and you were birthed and and she you know, your
mom birth the fucking Antichrist. But yeah, I forgot about that.
What do you want to your game plan for the
twenty years?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know. I'm asking you what you don't ask me, No, no, no,
I'm asking your wife. I'm asking you, what are you
gonna do for my fling this birthday?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
What? What? What am I getting? What am I getting?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Probably celebrated like any other day, Like I'll probably go
get dinner with either a friend or my girlfriend that night.
My man, what are you doing for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I now prepare something I'm telling you now like it's
been cute. Uh. Fifty four we went through the Ringer
fifty it was it was COVID cool.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
We couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We we did fun trips to Target with gas masks
and all that. Fifty five you need to come up
with something from our fifty fifth birthday.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
And my dude and I know that, you know, we
we tend to like discuss this every year we go
through the what are you getting me for my birthday?
What am I getting? And I know and I need
to remind the listeners that this is not a bit,
This is not something that we're just joking about, because
off the air, off the podcast, I am getting texts
(17:42):
starting this month about what I'm doing for your birthday.
And that's that's not on the podcast. That's just that's you.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It does mean a lot to you. And I think
that in the beginning, I always thought it was a
joke and oh we're kind of rising each other. But
but no, you you do tend to remind me like
two months out to get something my.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Birthdays and three weeks, motherfucker. My birthday's in three weeks, motherfucker.
And I'm turning fifty five.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That's real? How do you feel about that? What are
we why?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Looking back on them?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Stinks?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
That number stinks this whole yo, fifty five is the
new thirty.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It ain't no, no, no, uh.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It don't feel like it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Physically, mentally, emotionally, nothing about it feels close to thirty,
thirty five, forty. It sounds like fifty five. It sounds
like principal age. It sounds like what was the age?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
What was the age you know that you turned where
you were like, oh, things are feeling different, Like I
don't like this number, this one.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Do you remember?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
No, come on, you can't say nothing before that.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You didn't hit fifty two and go fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Nah, fifty two didn't fucking dam because you know, it
just didn't. Fifty sounded cool, and like I said, my
whole fifty birthday thing got skewed because of COVID.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Fifty five sounds like some senior citizenship.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Fifty five sounds like social security, like you know, retirement funds,
Like there's things you do at fifty five.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You gotta like file paperwork and shit, yeah yeah yeah,
what paperwork are you filing? I dumb?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Not retirement retirement? Uh right, you know, all sorts of shit,
all sorts of shit.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yes, interesting, interesting, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I ain't gonna lie to you like that's I'm not
excited about that number now the most.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I wouldn't be either. I wouldn't be either.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
And I think it's important to not talk about it
with your friends, but to talk about it with your
wife or some or like a professional, to talk about,
you know, just your insecurities regarding that number. Not not
to me, not to anybody on the podcast, but maybe
just talk about that with your wife, because you know,
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You just asked me how do I feel about turning
you just you brought it up, and now you're saying I.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Didn't know you were so sad about it. I thought
you were gonna be like, oh, it's just another birthday.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I didn't know it was going to turn into like
you know, you seem like really depressed about it. It's
just a number. I wouldn't feel like it. I don't
think you need to think it's senior citizen age. I yes,
you could probably get the scene.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm telling you, I'm getting lectures from banks, I'm getting
letters from places I'm getting things in the mail. They
send you shit when you're turning fifty five, like to
prepare you for something.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hold on one.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Second, AARP, Yes, AARP and shit like that. I've heard
of all that, all that shit that they try and
sell you on those infomercials like yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But it's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Man. Check this out, big dog, check this out. What
when I met you? I think I was thirty.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Five, thirty five is I don't know when we shot
the pilot of the war. Don't matter, it don't matter,
thirty five then five.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Just know this, big dog, my age. Just know this.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I was thirty five when I met you. You're turning
thirty five this year, so as quick as this is gone,
you're getting aa RP letter.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Also remember that motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
No, I know I hear you, brother, I do hear you,
because I'm feeling it right now.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Just at this age.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I'm like, it's it's moving quick, and I am starting
to understand what people say, like it's moving fast, and
I yeah, me being your age when we shot the
TV show. But I have all this time. I mean,
look how long ago that was. We're talking twenty years ago.
I have all that time to get to your age. Brother.
So I have all this fun times ahead and right,
you know, but the next.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Time we're going to be having this conversation is.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm gonna be seventy five, and you'll be like, yo,
I remember, I remember, like a long time ago, you
said letters come in the mail, and I remember crazy
you you know, like I had to file paperwork.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'm getting the same paperwork.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Hopefully, hopefully we'll have that conversation right here on this podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Whoa that might be and that might that might be
a historical moment of being one of the most long
running podcasts ever. I mean, if we're talking a thirty year.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Podcast at that point, you know, we should be doing
some boyhood ship.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
We should be doing some Richard Link. Later, she like
he wanted to create a movie in the Spanish game
in the podcast space here, like, I don't we should
know anyway, but I would. I would, Sorry, I just
I was gonna transition it.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Go go go on, go go. I was gonna take
the rain. I was finished speaking, go on, go on.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I was gonna take the reins and say that I
think this is a good opportunity to talk about where
I've been the past month, the logistics of the podcast.
And I know you said it's it's not on you,
it's more on me. And so did you want to
talk about that?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, you talk about it. You you should. We know
you've been busy.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We like to break your balls, but we know you've
been busting your ass working. Let's talk about the thing
that stuck out from me. You said, I think that sometimes.
I know my mom and my father are watching and
are watching and listening, and not only watching and listen,
they have speakers throughout their house, so they're listening and
they're hearing all of it, and and and that got
(23:03):
in your head, and I was like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
So I just like, like my start with that.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
You know that that is exactly that I just my
parents have been like hitting me up, being like, oh,
we've been playing the podcast like in our condo over
like the loud speakers, Like we have it in the bedroom,
we have it in the bathroom, we have it in
the living room, and like we've been listening to it.
I remember that story that you talked about, and I'm like, yeah,
I don't want you doing any of that.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't want you blasting the podcast.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
When I'm on the podcast, I don't want to have
to think about like censoring my not that I'm sitting
here talking about crazy stuff or crazy stories. But still
it's like it's a it's not a performance, this is me,
but still like we're we're on wax here, it's a
podcasts like and I don't want to have to filter
myself or be in my head thinking, oh shoot, maybe
I don't want to talk about that because like my
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dad's sitting on the toilet taking a shit listening to me,
Like I don't want to have to think about those
things while we're recording. So I've been kind of like,
I don't know if I want to do it this
week because like it's just that it's got nothing to
do with the podcast, got nothing to do with you,
It's got nothing to do with me of like where
I am, I'm mister cool or whatever. I'm just like,
I just don't want to have to censor myself. And
(24:14):
your mom listens to the podcast, right, how do you
feel about I.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Mean, my mom listens to the podcast, My mother in
law listens to the podcast. It's a worldwide phenomenon. Shout
out to the people all over the world that listen
to the podcast. I will say, you've never said anything
that you need to take back, as we are trained
professionals and we let it all hang out. But it
(24:40):
is within reason and I don't think you should be
concerned about any of it. You've rarely gotten yourself into
any problems on the podcast. I think there was one
thing a long time ago you said something about a girl.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know, but it was not Yeah, you turned
into a big thing. But but but other than that, Yeah,
Keeb helped me with that big time. I remember that.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, I tell you that I was spiraling with that
with that one.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I mean, I don't think you say anything crazy. I
don't think I say anything crazy. And you know, I
think you know, you need to show up more. There's
a lot going on in the world. The young shooter,
a dino casino. You bring joy, you bring light, you
bring a different perspective, and you know, and I think
that also what we should do is you should break
(25:26):
out your camera on your end. I should break on
my camera on my end. We film this bitch in
four K, and we get this up more consistently because
we know where the gold is.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You just got to just dig it out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
But that's what I think we should be doing, because
you know, we got Oscar week coming up.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Have you seen pivoting?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is there any other reason as to where you've been,
what you've been doing that you need to share, get
off your chest as to where the fuck you've been
for the last few weeks.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Anything.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
No, I mean, other than other than that what I
just told you, which was total honesty. I just been
in terms of freelance work and all that shit has
been the busiest two months of like years that I've
had in the freelance world, which is good, and I've
been saving up trying to you know, pay for things whatever.
But I do want to break it down and tell
you I I told you a couple of weeks ago,
(26:16):
I really want to come to Canada. I know we
can talk about this off, but if you want, I'm
saying you're right here on the podcast. If you want
to lock that in, I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We get off the thing.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
We're gonna We're gonna send an email to our travel
as extraordinary Vince Yes in Edmonton. I'm performing in Edmonton
the sixth, seventh, and eighth. Next week the sixth, seventh
and eighth. I've never been to Edmonton. You ever been
to Edmonton. I'm gonna tell you right now from New York.
It's a little bit of a bitch to get to.
I think it's gonna be a little bit of a
(26:46):
bitch to get to for.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I don't know why I don't use that like more
on my side?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Is that like more on my side of the world,
or is like I.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Think it's like in Chicago area, like I think it's
like in the middle.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Fuck Canada is God damn, it's like above California, above Washington,
go all the way to fucking New York.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's like that. Shit is huge. Canada is huge.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
When we get off the phone, we are going to
email travel agent extraordinary so you can come stand by
shoot and we could, you know, have a good time.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
The sixth March sixth, seventh and.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Eighth, and that'll be a good time for you to
give you my pre birthday gift. March sixth, seventh and eighth,
I'm performing at the Comic Strip in Edmonton. Dunn, let's
lock and load it, Let's let's pull the trigger on that,
and it'll be like I said, it's a little bit
of a bitch to get there. But if you do
get there, considering it's in Canada and we've had nothing
but good times in Canada from when we were in Toronto,
(27:40):
we were in the country all yeah, and and Vancouver, Vancouver,
So yeah, let's pull the trigger on that.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Have you seen anything?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Have you watched anything? Oscars are coming up. We will
do our full Oscar recap next week. But what what
have you watched? What have you seen?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I was talking about the Gabby Patito documentary. Watch that
Gabby Potito shit on Netflix? So horrible. I mean that
happened a few years ago and a man that was
that was a tough watch too. I mean, these these
true crime docs, you forget that there's like these are
real people at the other you know end of this.
(28:32):
It's not just entertainment. You know, another true crime doc.
But that Brian Laundry's Brian Laundry.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
What a piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
But his parents were so fucking horrible with the way
that they handled that whole situation and be like, we
got a lawyer, talk to our lawyer like they were
so scummy and burn after reading this, I'll help you
fucking bury bodies I mean, holy shit. I mean they
are real scumbag parents, like terrible and really horrible.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Not even parents. Is there's scumbag people.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, scumbag people evil, really really evil and
uh and it's was there.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No charges brought up to the parents, like there was
nothing to do?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, I think there was like some kind of settlement.
I'm not sure, but they should be held accountable. They
are terrible.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
For them. Yeah, it was crazy. That was that was bad.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I mean the unfortunately it had already you know, killed her,
but uh, you know he should have been prosecuted and
captured because that was that was that was crazy. And
it was crazy that they were you know, vlogging and
video uh taping and shooting so many photos. So that
like it made for a you know, I hate to
say good documentary, but it made an easier story to tell.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
And as far as oscars and stuff, I'm still little
behind on some movies. I've kind of just I've been
watching a lot of classics like King of Comedy and and.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
King of Comedy.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I mean I've seen it, but I've just been I've
just been going down a list of like great movies
and King of comedy is great, and Robert de Niro
is so fucking great in that it's like one of
the most unique roles he's had. And then I watched Heat,
which I've seen Heat once, I watched it again. I
don't know, man, I find the movie so boring. I
know people are like, this is one of the greatest
movies ever. I just think it's like they have they
(30:22):
have endless amounts of fucking ammunition. There's like machine guns
going off at all. It's I don't know, what do
you think of the movie. It's like three hours.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I don't love love love Heat like some people love
love love Heat.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I like Heat. I'll tell you, can I tell you
a story about Heat? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So Heat was one of those films where De Niro
al Pacino and everybody was like yo YadA YadA, YadA,
da da da da dada. And I'm pretty sure I
auditioned two or three times. Four wore various parts in Heat.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
What year was.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Heat ninety five? I think no, it was a ninety five.
Was let me look Heat movie ninety five?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh shit? Wow?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well it was one of those you know movies where
it's like al Pacino, Robert de Niro and everybody was like, oh,
you know, and there's other parts. So as an actor,
you're like, oh shit, you know, I want to be
in it. You know, I'll do anything. And I had
auditioned like a couple of times for different parts, and
I believe I met with Michael Mann for different parts,
and he was interested in me in one part. And
(31:38):
then they were like, you seem a little young for
the part. And then they were like, come back and
read for Wayne Grow. Wayne Grow is the one who
is the big cock. D's the one who Robert de
Niro and they wind up killing and you know, he said,
you're looking at a dead man or no, not a
dead man. I can't remember what the line was, but
Wayne Grows a famous character in the movie. And I
(31:59):
went back and I'm pretty sure I auditioned for Wayne
Grow and they were like, you know, would you be
willing to get big because the character was like it
was like he was written as big.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
He's the one who's with the hooker and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
He's like, uh, that act and no disrespect the actor
who played it was was the totally right actor. But
at one point they were gonna possibly offered that part
to me. But I had wound up in between getting
another film, which I can't remember exactly what it was,
because as you can tell, I can't remember shit. But
(32:35):
there was a you know, a sniffing around of possibly
being in heat, which would have been fucking sick, and
that it would have been such a sick experience because
I know, like, you know, the guys that were in it,
the late Tom Sizemore and Val Kilmer, like I've heard
them talk about stories, and you know, those are the
kinds of like bonding fun movies and DeNiro and al
(32:56):
Pacino where you're just like, yo, what the fuck is
going on?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You're like, this is insane.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I mean seeing you playing especially that role Wayne Girl,
which is played by an actor named Kevin Gage. So
seeing you playing that role, like because I would assume
they would have put the long ass wig on you too.
He had that like long, like slimy long hair that
would have that would have been amazing casting. While I
(33:23):
was watching that's really cool though, I you on that
it was real.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It was real.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
It was I mean, I could I could totally see
you being at least some role in that movie. I
got Jeremy Piven in there.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I remember when I when I drove to the audition,
I remember because they were like, they want.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
To see you again. I don't.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I just remember I lived, you know, on on Beverly Boulevard,
on in l A and on Sycamore, and I would
just remember, like you know, it was like this is
when scripts were scripts and it wasn't emails. Before emails,
you get the script, so you'd get the sides. And
I definitely auditioned for that scene where he's with the
(34:04):
prostitute and he kills the Prosecutit out that in another part,
but I mean it turned out the way it turned out,
and those guys were all great. But in hindsight, you know,
you just those are the things that you that you
remember more so than the the than the end product.
Is the fighting and the struggling and the good bad
and the you know, the parts you get and the
parts you don't.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I always say, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
To actors and people in show business, you need to
be talented is great, but the perseverance and the diligence
and the tenacity is almost more important than than all
the other things.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh definitely. And the last thing about he also, which
was really tripping me out, was I'm gonna share my
screen with you. I don't know if you could see
it whatever, I won't share my screen. But Kevin Gage,
the guy who plays Wayningrow, looks exactly like ted Levine
from like I literally thought it was ted Levine too.
(35:03):
Silence of the Lambs there and ted Levine is in
heat and has a scene with Kevin Gage. It tripped
me out. But yes, anyway, I thought that was kind
of crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I thought that too. You did.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah, have you seen any other Oscar contenders that you've
been like? Damn, this was great.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I know that the brutalist that three hours and thirty
five minutes is. I think it's now streaming and I
plan on watching it. But other than that, I haven't
seen anything. I haven't seen any any new stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
You're you're the only person that has told me that
they enjoyed Amelia Perez. Everybody that I've talked to is
saying that it's like such a shit movie.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I liked it, you know, serious, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I thought it was good. I thought the performances were good.
I thought, you know, I'm not a musical person, but
but we we enjoyed it. I thought it was unique
I didn't say it was perfect. Do I think it
should be up for, you know, the best movie ever?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Ah? Who am I to say, because I haven't seen everything.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
But I definitely thought it was a very very uniquely
well directed, well acted, fun, totally bugged out story.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I thought it was good. I think it's a good film.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
We dug it, all right, I got to check some
of these out and all right, we'll we'orking a party
in Edmonton because I've already said I'm down, and you know,
we just need to I like, yeah, we just I
want to keep making more videos. I want more positivity.
The world's you know, gone to shit. It's a hard
time for everybody out there. But we got to just
persevere and fucking get through this shit and and keep
(36:40):
things light and stay optimistic because we just we fall
into all this other shit where we're all doomed. So,
you know, you and I were making our fucking content
pre COVID, We were doing our thing, and then COVID
hit and the world got all fucked up. In the
past five years have been really fucked up for everybody.
But you know, it's just we got to just keep
doing our thing. We gotta just keep doing our thing
(37:01):
and and stay positive because there's a lot of negativity
out there, and you know, we can we can feed
into it. We could be a part of it, or
we can go the other way and spread more love
and light. And I know that's all corny and cliche,
but like we really, like we really do, because all
this negativity and all this shit is adding so many
years and so much more stress on our bodies, and
(37:23):
you just gotta it's okay to be aware and be
you know, in it, but just also take the time
to get away from it a little bit and do things.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We're gonna we're gonna be up there in Canada. We're
gonna be singing and dinging.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Not what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
We're gonna be singing and dinging and and send an
email to our guy as soon as we hang up,
and uh, we're glad you're back.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
U Dino Casino. We got out of the episode.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
And a great nickname, and tell a friend to tell
a friend about the Iron Wrap reports Stereo podcast moles
joran Ak, The Bleached Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Let's
end this, puppy, Let's take us out of it with
something real nice let's take us out of some of
the real loud, but most point, let's take us out
of your something real real.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I am Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Stereopak is never getting that right, We never get the
timing for that right.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Anyway, we're out.
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Boom Have No Fear of the Iron.
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Rapp Report Stereo podcast is here beginning. Boom Have No
Fear the Iron Rapp reports stereo podcast is in the
place to be, and uh, I'm gonna jump right into
it because I have been getting a lot of questions
and it's never on me. I will never take responsibility
(01:45):
or blame for the Young Shooter not being on the podcast.
And I feel like we had some off microphone conversations.
He's ready to come clean. I'm gonna I'm gonna plug
him in here, bringing in now the Young Shooter. Dean
Collins is back. They called them Deuced Patino, Deuce Collins,
(02:09):
Dean Collins, but we love to call them the Young Shooter.
The Young Shooter is back in the place to be.
How are you, my friend?
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I am doing good man. I was just gonna say
that your teeth looks so white. Your teeth look white.
I think my teeth look white. I don't know if
it's our computers, but maybe just you're brushing a little
bit more, a little harder, and it looks good.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It looks good.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Thank you have black hats on? Did you plan that?
Did you know that I was gonna wear the hat?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
No, I just was wearing my hat because I need
a little bit of a haircut.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Did you weary me too? Would you want to keep
like that or maybe turning around backwards.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Well, actually, no, I'm gonna leave it like this. But
I I've been wearing a hat too because I've been
eating a haircut. My hair has gotten so long. But
I actually got it cut yesterday and it looks like
shit still. So the hat's the hat staying on?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
But can you wear your hat backwards? Yeah? I can't.
Do you want me to do that? It looks like backwards.
That's good. That's good with the headphones like that. Let
me see, that's pretty good. I like it. I don't mind.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
I feel like like a high school bully from the
nineties or something like this isn't I don't know about that.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Okay, then flip it back around. Flip. I'll just leave it. Okay,
flip it. Yep, we're flipping here.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Hold on, but let me see that's nope, it's CCT
more appropriate.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, it's crooked, straightened out, still crook it Just why
don't just keep the fucking hat on the way it was?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It's on?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Don't want Why don't we just not worry about the
hat at this point with the rest.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Of the let's just say we're happy to have the
Young Shooter back on. I am posting this full episode
on YouTube. As you guys know, we have a YouTube
page at Michael Rapport.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
The YouTube universe.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Hasn't really been introduced to a lot of the Young Shooter,
but here he is.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Dean Collins, Douce Pacino. Uh, how are you? Let's just
start with that. How are you, Dean? I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I just got back from Palm Springs, so I had
like a nice relaxing vacation. I've been working really hard
the past two months and so, uh yeah, I had
a nice vacation and went out to Palm Springs with
my girlfriend for her birthday, got couples massages, doing it
all up, and Uh that's it, bro, What's what's up
with you?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
What's what's going on? You look good?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Time out When when you were doing your couples massages
with your girlfriend for her birthday, were you making noises? No?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I don't do the noises like I know, that's just
like you. You do them like it's just like it's
nothing to you. You'll just fucking I don't. I don't
like to make people uncomfortable like around that I'm making
people uncomfortable where.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
You get where you're getting a deep tissue. What kind
of massage are you getting?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
I think some deep tissue, but I don't personally like
I don't love massages cause I'm kind of a pussy
with it, Like I like light to medium pressure. I
don't need that dig me like.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
See.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's why I was asking you about the noises because
because I know, I know you've talked about this and
when I'm like, oh, I want.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
To go get it when we're on the road. I
remember in uh.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Vancouver, I went into one of those places and I
was like, yo, like, fucking do whatever, dude, you could
do gymnastics on my back. I don't care. Like the
more the merrier feet, shoulders, back hips, I'm down. And
you might have gotten like I don't know, but I
know you. You mentioned you like massage, so when you
said I did a couple's massages, I innocently see it
(05:32):
was innocently. I innocently said, were you making noises? And
then you start throwing it back at me and and
I think that's one of the things we're gonna talk
about as to where you've been on the podcast lately,
because like anyway you weren't making.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Noises, and yeah, no, I wasn't making noises. I wasn't
making noises.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I couldn't breathe, you know, because your your face is
just pushed on that fucking face matt thing or what.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
You can't breathe.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
So I'm she was like, oh, we added eucalyptus in there,
so that opens up your passages. But somehow, I like,
I was blocked. So she's like, take a nice deep
breath in, and I was fucking stuffed. But so I
was kind of waiting for the massage to be over.
But that's okay. It was really relaxing.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's why I asked you. Let me let's just get
to the more important question. Did your girlfriend enjoy the massage?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
She loved it. She loved it.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
That's the most important thing.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
And good because we don't give a fuck. A few
liked it. You seem ungrateful about the massage.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Most people would be so happy to get a massage,
and they'd be like, oh, if you're like with your
eucalyptus and I can't bring.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Paying for it. I mean, I man, what do you mean?
I'm ungrateful. I'm paying for the fucking thing. It's a fortune.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
A couple's massages ain't fucking cheap. They jam you up,
they jam you they jam you up for that sixty minutes.
But we had that nice hot lotion, like scorching hot lotion.
I had some thermal bed. It was heated. They did
gemstone rocks on my back.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Did you ever go fucking out? Well?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
She she was giving me like, I said, my neck
is all fucked up. I've been working kind of hard
or like videography and shit the past two months. It's
all my my tension really builds up in my upper
shoulders of my neck. And she was like there were
so many nuts. And then she was like, fuck it.
She took the elbow and she got on top of
my back and she started going like she like dragged
that elbow right up to the top. I was like,
oh fuck, but I mean it was it was good.
(07:17):
I needed it. It was like a good hurt, but
right good good. So, anyway, else did you guys do
on the trip?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Because you sent me some pictures and it sounded like
a good time, and I know you was just in
your ass, which is also one of the reasons why
you haven't been on the last few weeks. I tease,
but you've been You've been working your ass off to
pay for a fantastic amongst other things.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
You are a young adults to go ahead, go ahead,
thank you, bro. That was that's really nice. Yeah, thank
you man. But yeah, man, we we had a great time.
We stayed at this place called the Tommy Bahama Resort.
The service was fucking shit.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It was horrible.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I got a nice Costco travel deal I was. I
was really excited about it, and I had to call
them be like, you got to replenish the towels, you know,
you gotta replenish, Like we have champagne glasses. We used
the champagne last night. Time to give us some new glasses.
Some of the some of the curtains are off the hinges.
The door to the bathroom doesn't shut, and not only
does it not shut, but once you shut it, it
(08:11):
doesn't lock. So I need the lock to I need
you to fix that lock because I'm spending a lot
of fucking money to be here. I started to feel
like a character from The White Lotus.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
It was.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
It really turned into The White Lotus where it's like
my girlfriend's kind of like it's all good it's all good,
like we're having a good time, and I'm like, no,
it's it's not fine. I'm spending a lot of fucking
money to be here and and to give you a
good birthday gift and a beautiful birthday weekend. And my
standards are a little bit higher than that. So I called.
I expressed some of my frustration. I did it in
a very non offensive way. I didn't do any way
(08:41):
that you do it.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
It sounds like it was really not offensive.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
No, I don't do it like this. I don't do
it in the way that I'm relaying it to you.
This is all internally, because they'll call and be like,
how's the service, and I'll go, it's fantastic, it's we're
having a great service.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's fucking shit. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
So I ended up doing that because you called you.
You publicly said my Pisce's queen, my Piscey's queen isn't comfortable,
and if she ain't comfortable, I ain't.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Comfortable, right, right, And and so I ended up doing that,
and I gave it. I told them like, look, we're
not happy here, blah blah blah. I spent a lot
of fucking money here, They ended up giving me one
hundred dollars resort credit and two passes to the to
the day spa.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And all that shit.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
I ended up collecting it at the front desk. The
manager was like, Nah, one hundred is not enough. There's
two of you guys. It needs to be one fifty.
I'm gonna hook you guys up even more so. Anyway,
it was, it was good. I went to the end.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Can you come back? We'll give you ten percent off?
And you're like, we ain't coming back.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
When I'm never coming back, I'm sorry, and and you're lucky.
I'm not writing you a Yelp review at this point.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Right you're not writing a Yelp review, but we're gonna
air your ass out on the im wrap Port Stereo podcast,
which is exactly that's way worse than a fucking Yelp review.
This right here, we need to start doing more reviews.
We hold these motherfucker's feet to the fire.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
You gotta hold them accountable and jacking up these prices
these days. I mean, these fucking hotels out in Palm
Springs and all this shit are like seven hundred fucking
dollars a night. I mean, these are these two hundred
dollars a night. They bang you up. But anyway, we
are back.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
You said the casino, and I gotta say, if Miles
and Jordan ever did a compilation of Dean Collins Deuce
Collins Deuce Pacino's casino Stories, well.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
They call me Dino Casino. I don't know if you
knew that. I don't think that Moniker has ever been
on the podcast. But the drummer of my band when
we were making music, they called me. They would say
Dino Casino because I was the gambler. And I'm yeah,
I forgot to mention that, but that one that rings,
that's got a nice ring to it.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I gotta be honest, I never heard that, and I'm
gonna babe, do you know that they called Dean Dino Casino.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yo, that's fucking dope, man. Yeah, it's cool. It's cool
because I just didn't have like any nicknames growing up,
and it just seems like there's just a flood of
them now and I'm just happy to take any of them. So, yeah,
Dino Casino. You've been with me the casino though, But
your your.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Casino stories are absolutely I mean, they're they're fantastic and
I'm sure your girlfriend did not want to go to
the casino, but she goes, I'm gonna let the dog
loose and you're gonna go out there.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yes, And did you bring her? Does she go? And
did anything fantastic happen?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Because even when nothing bad happens, something bad happened casino exactly.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And my girlfriend doesn't gamble, she doesn't know how to
play poker, she doesn't have to play blackjacks. She doesn't
like it, but she's like, oh, maybe this time I
can have a drink while you do your thing and
I can kind of get into it because I don't
know what any of it means. And so we ended
up having a good time. She came with me. I
ended up winning like three hundred dollars. UH paid for
some of the massage. It was really nice. And then
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this fucking guy was really the pit. There was was
cock block of me or something because he came over
while I'm betting and I'm doing really well at this thing.
He said, I'm gonna need to see some ID, and
I was like, sure, here's my ID, and I'm gonna
be thirty five in two months from now. Okay, this
is twenty one and up casino.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
You should be motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I am.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I am.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
And then he looks at it and he looks at me.
He's like no, and I was like yeah, and he's
like no, no, no, and then he starts embarrassing me
in front of the whole table. He goes, I'm gonna
scan this in front of you. That's how much I
don't believe you. And I was like, do your fucking thing.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
This guy's bolding to you. Yeah, he goes, I'm.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Gonna scan this, and so he takes his little scanner
and he's looking.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
He scanned it, but he said I'm gonna scan this
in front of you, like he's trying to he was.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
He was just being a dick. He was being a dick.
And my girlfriend started like talking back to him, being
like okay, like stop. So he starts scanning it and
everyone at the table's just like, let's move it along,
and he goes, I'm not I still don't believe it.
I still don't believe it. I'm like, okay, man, like
you're balding. I'm not bolting like she did, right. I
mean no, I would have. I might have caught an
(13:01):
assault charge for that, but I didn't do that. But
you don't think that's a good idea to say you
should have pulled your dick out. No, I don't think
that's I don't think that's a great idea.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Man.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Maybe that's something that you you handle on your own
like that.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
But I I this guy was his hair was so
fucked up, and he was younger than me, And this
is what hurt him because he's thirty and his he
had like little fucking loose hairs in the front of
his forehead and then it was all fucking patchy everywhere.
He looked like shit, and he was like, my hair
is going and you I don't know why you look
better than me. I was like, I don't know what
to tell you, man, like you look like shit. I'm
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here gambling with my girlfriend. Just let me fucking gamble
and move it along. So he's talking to me while
I have like one hundred dollars on the hand and
he I end up losing everything talking to this guy,
I was like, this is bad. Five, just gets a
fuck out of here. Yeah, he jinxed it. We had
a good time up until then, and I really wanted
to redeem myself. On the way home from Palm Spring.
So I stopped at Marongo Casino, but my girlfriend really
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didn't want to go in at that point, so she
was a trooper and she waited in the parking lot
in my car. Well, I walked in for a half
hour and played blackjack and I want about one hundred
and eighty bucks. So it was a successful trip and
no crazy stories. But again every that one, I was
getting car today. You have to be eighteen and up
in Marongo, So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
So when you went to Marongo, she said, I'm good,
I'll just wait in the car. Yeah, so you birthday boy,
you let your girlfriend wait in the car for half
hour because it was her birthday weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
You think that that's what she wanted to do.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
The birthday was over, Okay, we got there on her
birthday on the twenty first, the twenty second, we're having
a couple of massages. The twenty third, I'm having a
reservation here. What point does it end? Your birthday's on the.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Shouldn't ask your don't ask me, and don't ask me ask.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Your fucking pisces queen. I'm not your pisces queen. I'm listen.
Why I might come back to.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
I know you're not my Piscey's queen. Okay, I'm nobody.
I would never refer to you as my Piscey's queen.
But I'm just saying, if the birthday is on the
twenty first, and we're celebrating a gorgeous weekend, it's the birthday,
and on Mondays, it's over because now she's got a plan,
she might have a plan to do something with her
friends for this weekend, and I'm like, it's eight we're done.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Go on and on with these fucking birthdays. I mean,
it's never stopping with women in their birthdays.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's your due.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Do this with my boyfriend, I mean, do this with
my family. Then I'm gonna be with my girls.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Like it's just the fright, Come on, grow up, how
about the fuck man?
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Just happy birthday at the day and let's right right right.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
But I expect on my but I expect on my
birthday that we could have like a double weekend for
my birthday because it's a special time. May thirtieth, you
know that weekend, and then maybe the next weekend will kind.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Of you're you're gonna bring up your birthday.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
May when my birthdays around the corner in March, double nickel,
that's what you're.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
Gonna To be honest with you, I literally forget. Not
only did I forget that your birthday was in March,
I forgot that you even celebrate birthdays, that you have
your own birthday. I was like so focused that my
birthday was in May that I was like, I totally
forgot that you also celebrate birthdays like the rest of
the world.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
And like the human beings.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Sometimes I forget that, like you have a day that
you were born, that you came out of your mother's vagina,
and you were birthed and and she you know, your
mom birth the fucking Antichrist. But yeah, I forgot about that.
What do you want to your game plan for the
twenty years?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
I don't know. I'm asking you what you don't ask me, No, no, no,
I'm asking your wife. I'm asking you, what are you
gonna do for my fling this birthday?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
What?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
What? What? What am I getting? What am I getting?
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Probably celebrated like any other day, Like I'll probably go
get dinner with either a friend or my girlfriend that night.
My man, what are you doing for your birthday?
Speaker 1 (16:59):
I now prepare something I'm telling you now like it's
been cute. Uh. Fifty four we went through the Ringer
fifty it was it was COVID cool.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
We couldn't do anything.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
We we did fun trips to Target with gas masks
and all that. Fifty five you need to come up
with something from our fifty fifth birthday.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
And my dude and I know that, you know, we
we tend to like discuss this every year we go
through the what are you getting me for my birthday?
What am I getting? And I know and I need
to remind the listeners that this is not a bit,
This is not something that we're just joking about, because
off the air, off the podcast, I am getting texts
(17:42):
starting this month about what I'm doing for your birthday.
And that's that's not on the podcast. That's just that's you.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
You.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It does mean a lot to you. And I think
that in the beginning, I always thought it was a
joke and oh we're kind of rising each other. But
but no, you you do tend to remind me like
two months out to get something my.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Birthdays and three weeks, motherfucker. My birthday's in three weeks, motherfucker.
And I'm turning fifty five.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That's real? How do you feel about that? What are
we why?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Looking back on them?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Stinks?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
That number stinks this whole yo, fifty five is the
new thirty.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
It ain't no, no, no, uh.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
It don't feel like it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Physically, mentally, emotionally, nothing about it feels close to thirty,
thirty five, forty. It sounds like fifty five. It sounds
like principal age. It sounds like what was the age?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
What was the age you know that you turned where
you were like, oh, things are feeling different, Like I
don't like this number, this one.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Do you remember?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
No, come on, you can't say nothing before that.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
You didn't hit fifty two and go fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Nah, fifty two didn't fucking dam because you know, it
just didn't. Fifty sounded cool, and like I said, my
whole fifty birthday thing got skewed because of COVID.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Fifty five sounds like some senior citizenship.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Fifty five sounds like social security, like you know, retirement funds,
Like there's things you do at fifty five.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You gotta like file paperwork and shit, yeah yeah yeah,
what paperwork are you filing? I dumb?
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Not retirement retirement? Uh right, you know, all sorts of shit,
all sorts of shit.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Yes, interesting, interesting, it's a lot.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I ain't gonna lie to you like that's I'm not
excited about that number now the most.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I wouldn't be either. I wouldn't be either.
Speaker 4 (19:34):
And I think it's important to not talk about it
with your friends, but to talk about it with your
wife or some or like a professional, to talk about,
you know, just your insecurities regarding that number. Not not
to me, not to anybody on the podcast, but maybe
just talk about that with your wife, because you know,
I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
You just asked me how do I feel about turning
you just you brought it up, and now you're saying I.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Didn't know you were so sad about it. I thought
you were gonna be like, oh, it's just another birthday.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I didn't know it was going to turn into like
you know, you seem like really depressed about it. It's
just a number. I wouldn't feel like it. I don't
think you need to think it's senior citizen age. I yes,
you could probably get the scene.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
I'm telling you, I'm getting lectures from banks, I'm getting
letters from places I'm getting things in the mail. They
send you shit when you're turning fifty five, like to
prepare you for something.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Hold on one.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Second, AARP, Yes, AARP and shit like that. I've heard
of all that, all that shit that they try and
sell you on those infomercials like yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
But it's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Man. Check this out, big dog, check this out. What
when I met you? I think I was thirty.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Five, thirty five is I don't know when we shot
the pilot of the war. Don't matter, it don't matter,
thirty five then five.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Just know this, big dog, my age. Just know this.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
I was thirty five when I met you. You're turning
thirty five this year, so as quick as this is gone,
you're getting aa RP letter.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Also remember that motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
No, I know I hear you, brother, I do hear you,
because I'm feeling it right now.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Just at this age.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
I'm like, it's it's moving quick, and I am starting
to understand what people say, like it's moving fast, and
I yeah, me being your age when we shot the
TV show. But I have all this time. I mean,
look how long ago that was. We're talking twenty years ago.
I have all that time to get to your age. Brother.
So I have all this fun times ahead and right,
you know, but the next.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Time we're going to be having this conversation is.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
I'm gonna be seventy five, and you'll be like, yo,
I remember, I remember, like a long time ago, you
said letters come in the mail, and I remember crazy
you you know, like I had to file paperwork.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'm getting the same paperwork.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Hopefully, hopefully we'll have that conversation right here on this podcast.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Whoa that might be and that might that might be
a historical moment of being one of the most long
running podcasts ever. I mean, if we're talking a thirty year.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Podcast at that point, you know, we should be doing
some boyhood ship.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
We should be doing some Richard Link. Later, she like
he wanted to create a movie in the Spanish game
in the podcast space here, like, I don't we should
know anyway, but I would. I would, Sorry, I just
I was gonna transition it.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Go go go on, go go. I was gonna take
the rain. I was finished speaking, go on, go on.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I was gonna take the reins and say that I
think this is a good opportunity to talk about where
I've been the past month, the logistics of the podcast.
And I know you said it's it's not on you,
it's more on me. And so did you want to
talk about that?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, you talk about it. You you should. We know
you've been busy.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
We like to break your balls, but we know you've
been busting your ass working. Let's talk about the thing
that stuck out from me. You said, I think that sometimes.
I know my mom and my father are watching and
are watching and listening, and not only watching and listen,
they have speakers throughout their house, so they're listening and
they're hearing all of it, and and and that got
(23:03):
in your head, and I was like, what are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
So I just like, like my start with that.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
You know that that is exactly that I just my
parents have been like hitting me up, being like, oh,
we've been playing the podcast like in our condo over
like the loud speakers, Like we have it in the bedroom,
we have it in the bathroom, we have it in
the living room, and like we've been listening to it.
I remember that story that you talked about, and I'm like, yeah,
I don't want you doing any of that.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I don't want you blasting the podcast.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
When I'm on the podcast, I don't want to have
to think about like censoring my not that I'm sitting
here talking about crazy stuff or crazy stories. But still
it's like it's a it's not a performance, this is me,
but still like we're we're on wax here, it's a
podcasts like and I don't want to have to filter
myself or be in my head thinking, oh shoot, maybe
I don't want to talk about that because like my
(23:54):
dad's sitting on the toilet taking a shit listening to me,
Like I don't want to have to think about those
things while we're recording. So I've been kind of like,
I don't know if I want to do it this
week because like it's just that it's got nothing to
do with the podcast, got nothing to do with you,
It's got nothing to do with me of like where
I am, I'm mister cool or whatever. I'm just like,
I just don't want to have to censor myself. And
(24:14):
your mom listens to the podcast, right, how do you
feel about I.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Mean, my mom listens to the podcast, My mother in
law listens to the podcast. It's a worldwide phenomenon. Shout
out to the people all over the world that listen
to the podcast. I will say, you've never said anything
that you need to take back, as we are trained
professionals and we let it all hang out. But it
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is within reason and I don't think you should be
concerned about any of it. You've rarely gotten yourself into
any problems on the podcast. I think there was one
thing a long time ago you said something about a girl.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't know, but it was not Yeah, you turned
into a big thing. But but but other than that, Yeah,
Keeb helped me with that big time. I remember that.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, I tell you that I was spiraling with that
with that one.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I mean, I don't think you say anything crazy. I
don't think I say anything crazy. And you know, I
think you know, you need to show up more. There's
a lot going on in the world. The young shooter,
a dino casino. You bring joy, you bring light, you
bring a different perspective, and you know, and I think
that also what we should do is you should break
(25:26):
out your camera on your end. I should break on
my camera on my end. We film this bitch in
four K, and we get this up more consistently because
we know where the gold is.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You just got to just dig it out a little bit.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
But that's what I think we should be doing, because
you know, we got Oscar week coming up.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Have you seen pivoting?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Is there any other reason as to where you've been,
what you've been doing that you need to share, get
off your chest as to where the fuck you've been
for the last few weeks.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Anything.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
No, I mean, other than other than that what I
just told you, which was total honesty. I just been
in terms of freelance work and all that shit has
been the busiest two months of like years that I've
had in the freelance world, which is good, and I've
been saving up trying to you know, pay for things whatever.
But I do want to break it down and tell
you I I told you a couple of weeks ago,
(26:16):
I really want to come to Canada. I know we
can talk about this off, but if you want, I'm
saying you're right here on the podcast. If you want
to lock that in, I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
We get off the thing.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
We're gonna We're gonna send an email to our travel
as extraordinary Vince Yes in Edmonton. I'm performing in Edmonton
the sixth, seventh, and eighth. Next week the sixth, seventh
and eighth. I've never been to Edmonton. You ever been
to Edmonton. I'm gonna tell you right now from New York.
It's a little bit of a bitch to get to.
I think it's gonna be a little bit of a
(26:46):
bitch to get to for.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
I don't know why I don't use that like more
on my side?
Speaker 3 (26:50):
Huh?
Speaker 4 (26:51):
Is that like more on my side of the world,
or is like I.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Think it's like in Chicago area, like I think it's
like in the middle.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Fuck Canada is God damn, it's like above California, above Washington,
go all the way to fucking New York.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
It's like that. Shit is huge. Canada is huge.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
When we get off the phone, we are going to
email travel agent extraordinary so you can come stand by
shoot and we could, you know, have a good time.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
The sixth March sixth, seventh and.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Eighth, and that'll be a good time for you to
give you my pre birthday gift. March sixth, seventh and eighth,
I'm performing at the Comic Strip in Edmonton. Dunn, let's
lock and load it, Let's let's pull the trigger on that,
and it'll be like I said, it's a little bit
of a bitch to get there. But if you do
get there, considering it's in Canada and we've had nothing
but good times in Canada from when we were in Toronto,
(27:40):
we were in the country all yeah, and and Vancouver, Vancouver,
So yeah, let's pull the trigger on that.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Have you seen anything?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Have you watched anything? Oscars are coming up. We will
do our full Oscar recap next week. But what what
have you watched? What have you seen?
Speaker 4 (28:12):
I was talking about the Gabby Patito documentary. Watch that
Gabby Potito shit on Netflix? So horrible. I mean that
happened a few years ago and a man that was
that was a tough watch too. I mean, these these
true crime docs, you forget that there's like these are
real people at the other you know end of this.
(28:32):
It's not just entertainment. You know, another true crime doc.
But that Brian Laundry's Brian Laundry.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
What a piece of shit.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
But his parents were so fucking horrible with the way
that they handled that whole situation and be like, we
got a lawyer, talk to our lawyer like they were
so scummy and burn after reading this, I'll help you
fucking bury bodies I mean, holy shit. I mean they
are real scumbag parents, like terrible and really horrible.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Not even parents. Is there's scumbag people.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, scumbag people evil, really really evil and
uh and it's was there.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
No charges brought up to the parents, like there was
nothing to do?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (29:12):
Yeah, I think there was like some kind of settlement.
I'm not sure, but they should be held accountable. They
are terrible.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
For them. Yeah, it was crazy. That was that was bad.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I mean the unfortunately it had already you know, killed her,
but uh, you know he should have been prosecuted and
captured because that was that was that was crazy. And
it was crazy that they were you know, vlogging and
video uh taping and shooting so many photos. So that
like it made for a you know, I hate to
say good documentary, but it made an easier story to tell.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
And as far as oscars and stuff, I'm still little
behind on some movies. I've kind of just I've been
watching a lot of classics like King of Comedy and and.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
King of Comedy.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
I mean I've seen it, but I've just been I've
just been going down a list of like great movies
and King of comedy is great, and Robert de Niro
is so fucking great in that it's like one of
the most unique roles he's had. And then I watched Heat,
which I've seen Heat once, I watched it again. I
don't know, man, I find the movie so boring. I
know people are like, this is one of the greatest
movies ever. I just think it's like they have they
(30:22):
have endless amounts of fucking ammunition. There's like machine guns
going off at all. It's I don't know, what do
you think of the movie. It's like three hours.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I don't love love love Heat like some people love
love love Heat.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I like Heat. I'll tell you, can I tell you
a story about Heat? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
So Heat was one of those films where De Niro
al Pacino and everybody was like yo YadA YadA, YadA,
da da da da dada. And I'm pretty sure I
auditioned two or three times. Four wore various parts in Heat.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
What year was.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Heat ninety five? I think no, it was a ninety five.
Was let me look Heat movie ninety five?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Oh shit? Wow?
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Well it was one of those you know movies where
it's like al Pacino, Robert de Niro and everybody was like, oh,
you know, and there's other parts. So as an actor,
you're like, oh shit, you know, I want to be
in it. You know, I'll do anything. And I had
auditioned like a couple of times for different parts, and
I believe I met with Michael Mann for different parts,
and he was interested in me in one part. And
(31:38):
then they were like, you seem a little young for
the part. And then they were like, come back and
read for Wayne Grow. Wayne Grow is the one who
is the big cock. D's the one who Robert de
Niro and they wind up killing and you know, he said,
you're looking at a dead man or no, not a
dead man. I can't remember what the line was, but
Wayne Grows a famous character in the movie. And I
(31:59):
went back and I'm pretty sure I auditioned for Wayne
Grow and they were like, you know, would you be
willing to get big because the character was like it
was like he was written as big.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
He's the one who's with the hooker and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
He's like, uh, that act and no disrespect the actor
who played it was was the totally right actor. But
at one point they were gonna possibly offered that part
to me. But I had wound up in between getting
another film, which I can't remember exactly what it was,
because as you can tell, I can't remember shit. But
(32:35):
there was a you know, a sniffing around of possibly
being in heat, which would have been fucking sick, and
that it would have been such a sick experience because
I know, like, you know, the guys that were in it,
the late Tom Sizemore and Val Kilmer, like I've heard
them talk about stories, and you know, those are the
kinds of like bonding fun movies and DeNiro and al
(32:56):
Pacino where you're just like, yo, what the fuck is
going on?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
You're like, this is insane.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I mean seeing you playing especially that role Wayne Girl,
which is played by an actor named Kevin Gage. So
seeing you playing that role, like because I would assume
they would have put the long ass wig on you too.
He had that like long, like slimy long hair that
would have that would have been amazing casting. While I
(33:23):
was watching that's really cool though, I you on that
it was real.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It was real.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
It was I mean, I could I could totally see
you being at least some role in that movie. I
got Jeremy Piven in there.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
I remember when I when I drove to the audition,
I remember because they were like, they want.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
To see you again. I don't.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
I just remember I lived, you know, on on Beverly Boulevard,
on in l A and on Sycamore, and I would
just remember, like you know, it was like this is
when scripts were scripts and it wasn't emails. Before emails,
you get the script, so you'd get the sides. And
I definitely auditioned for that scene where he's with the
(34:04):
prostitute and he kills the Prosecutit out that in another part,
but I mean it turned out the way it turned out,
and those guys were all great. But in hindsight, you know,
you just those are the things that you that you
remember more so than the the than the end product.
Is the fighting and the struggling and the good bad
and the you know, the parts you get and the
parts you don't.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
I always say, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
To actors and people in show business, you need to
be talented is great, but the perseverance and the diligence
and the tenacity is almost more important than than all
the other things.
Speaker 4 (34:39):
Oh definitely. And the last thing about he also, which
was really tripping me out, was I'm gonna share my
screen with you. I don't know if you could see
it whatever, I won't share my screen. But Kevin Gage,
the guy who plays Wayningrow, looks exactly like ted Levine
from like I literally thought it was ted Levine too.
(35:03):
Silence of the Lambs there and ted Levine is in
heat and has a scene with Kevin Gage. It tripped
me out. But yes, anyway, I thought that was kind
of crazy.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
I thought that too. You did.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Yeah, have you seen any other Oscar contenders that you've
been like? Damn, this was great.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I know that the brutalist that three hours and thirty
five minutes is. I think it's now streaming and I
plan on watching it. But other than that, I haven't
seen anything. I haven't seen any any new stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
You're you're the only person that has told me that
they enjoyed Amelia Perez. Everybody that I've talked to is
saying that it's like such a shit movie.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
I liked it, you know, serious, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I thought it was good. I thought the performances were good.
I thought, you know, I'm not a musical person, but
but we we enjoyed it. I thought it was unique
I didn't say it was perfect. Do I think it
should be up for, you know, the best movie ever?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Ah? Who am I to say, because I haven't seen everything.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
But I definitely thought it was a very very uniquely
well directed, well acted, fun, totally bugged out story.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I thought it was good. I think it's a good film.
Speaker 4 (36:16):
We dug it, all right, I got to check some
of these out and all right, we'll we'orking a party
in Edmonton because I've already said I'm down, and you know,
we just need to I like, yeah, we just I
want to keep making more videos. I want more positivity.
The world's you know, gone to shit. It's a hard
time for everybody out there. But we got to just
persevere and fucking get through this shit and and keep
(36:40):
things light and stay optimistic because we just we fall
into all this other shit where we're all doomed. So,
you know, you and I were making our fucking content
pre COVID, We were doing our thing, and then COVID
hit and the world got all fucked up. In the
past five years have been really fucked up for everybody.
But you know, it's just we got to just keep
doing our thing. We gotta just keep doing our thing
(37:01):
and and stay positive because there's a lot of negativity
out there, and you know, we can we can feed
into it. We could be a part of it, or
we can go the other way and spread more love
and light. And I know that's all corny and cliche,
but like we really, like we really do, because all
this negativity and all this shit is adding so many
years and so much more stress on our bodies, and
(37:23):
you just gotta it's okay to be aware and be
you know, in it, but just also take the time
to get away from it a little bit and do things.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
We're gonna we're gonna be up there in Canada. We're
gonna be singing and dinging.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Not what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
We're gonna be singing and dinging and and send an
email to our guy as soon as we hang up,
and uh, we're glad you're back.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
U Dino Casino. We got out of the episode.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
And a great nickname, and tell a friend to tell
a friend about the Iron Wrap reports Stereo podcast moles
joran Ak, The Bleached Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Let's
end this, puppy, Let's take us out of it with
something real nice let's take us out of some of
the real loud, but most point, let's take us out
of your something real real.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
I am Rappaport.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Stereopak is never getting that right, We never get the
timing for that right.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Anyway, we're out.
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