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Booom have no fear. The Iron Report Stereal podcast is
here beginning Boom have no fear. The I Am rap
Ports Stereo podcast is here. On today's brand new banging
I Am rap Reports Stereo podcast. Kooky Kyrie unfortunately is
out for the season. Kyrie Irving is done for the season.
The disaster in Dallas continues. Plus the NBA is tightening up,
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and Trump did what He's supposed to do and I
love it. All that and more on a hard hitting,
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the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy over some real nights.
Start this puppy up with some real loud, but most importingly,
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rap Ports Stereo Podcast. Boom have no Fear. The Iron
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The I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast is in the place
to be. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome
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to the Zignity Zone of Disruption. My name is Michael
Rappaport aka the inflamed Oscaranazie aka the Disruptive Warrior aka
the Sultan of Sniff aka the Gringo man Dingo aka
mister New York Iron rap Port Stereo Pocket coming live
and direct from New York, Neweave YORKA. Hope everybody's feeling
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real nice, Hope everybody's feeling real safe, real saying we
are in March. We're here, have no fear. The I
Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast and March Michael Rappaport's Month of
March where I will be turning fifty fucking five years old.
Can't believe it anyway. If you're watching me on YouTube,
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Port stereo podcasts in the Place to be Man, I
don't even know where to start, and most of the
time when I'm doing the Iron Rapport stereo podcast, I
know exactly where to start. I will start by saying,
oh oh, no Canada, unless you've been hiding under a
rock from all Things Michael Rappaport, all Things rap Reports
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Actual Reality, which, by the way, if you listen to
rap Aports Reality, continue listening to Rappaports Reality if you've
never heard my podcast with My Wife, where me and
my wife Kibi discuss all things reality TV, all things
popular culture, and a lot of curated gems from the
comings and goings in our relationship. We drop episodes like
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clockwork every single week Rapaports Reality. Please check out Rapaports Reality,
but for Michael Rapaport's Reality. Last week, a mind in
my business not bothering anybody on a Friday, and I
wake up to a tweet storm messages, tweets, dms, this,
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that and the third. That's some lunatic, some low and
low level lunatic in parliament in Canada. It's trying to
ban me. The gringo man Dingo trying to ban me,
Michael Rappaport, trying to ban me, the inflamed ashke Nazi
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not from doing shows, from coming into the country of Canada.
Can you believe that? Can you believe that shit, trying
to ban me from coming into Canada, saying that I
have a long history of some sort of criminal past,
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A long history of a criminal past, which I don't have.
We know about the Lily Taylor stalking situation from the nineties,
we know about that. Yeah, I've jumped the turnstile in
my time, never been caught. I have no outstanding warrants,
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no outstanding arrests. My driver's license is clean. I go
through customs, I go through clear tsa pre and you're
trying to say I have a criminal passed. You're trying
to say that me, Michael Rapport, is Islamophobic and I
should not be allowed. I'm not even gonna give this
woman's name. Nobody knows this loser, so I don't even
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need to give her name, saying I should not be
allowed in the fantastic country of Canada. And Canada is
a great place. I've had nothing but good experiences in Canada.
Of course, my brother doctor Rappaport, Professor Rapaport. He's got
one of those degrees where you got to call him doctor.
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I refuse to call my brother doctor. But he has
busted his ass. He is a dual citizen of the
United States and Canada. And you want to try to
ban me from coming into the great country of Canada,
try to do it now because it might be the
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fifty first state within the next three years. You play games,
You're facing all sorts of housing crisises, housing is unaffordable,
Anti Semitic incidents have increased six hundred and seventy percent.
Everything is up. You got Fenton, All this Fenton, all
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that violent crime is Surgeon. And you're worried about the
inflamed Ashkenazi. You're worried about the gringo Mandingo from entering Canada.
That's what you're worrying about. Don't you have a bigger
fish to fry? Oh no Canada, Oh fuck no Canada.
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I will be entering Canada. Oh yeah, And I will
be entering Canada this week. I will be performing in
Edmonton this week at the Comic Strip in Edmonton, Sweet
this Thursday, March sixth, This Friday, March seventh, and Saturday
March eighth at the Comic Strip in Edmonton. You're worried
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about me. I truly don't know where all this controversy
comes from. I am not a controversial person. The only
thing that I do that is controversial is a fuck shit, motherfucker, cocksucker.
I've said things a dix day and dick day, Donald Trump,
I've said all the curse words. But in general, I
lived my life pretty low key. I lived my life
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under the radar. I avoid controversy. But I'll tell you something.
I think it has something to do with the anti
Semitism because I sniffed around and a lot of my
people on social media they filled me in on this.
This lunatic, this low level lunatic in Canada, and apparently
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she adores all things terror related. Apparently she apologizes for
all things terror related. But I could tell you one thing, lady,
I could tell you one thing. Right now. The show
will go the fuck on. The show must and always
will go on. I'll be in Canada this weekend. I'll
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be in Canada all spring long. I'll be in Montreal, Okay,
I'll be in some other place in Canada, And all
tickets for All my shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy
dot com. But I don't take steps back from low
level parliament punks. We don't do that. We don't do that.
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Worry about the anti Semitic incidents, worry about the healthcare system,
worry about the violent crime, worry about the prices of everything.
Don't worry about me. I come with joy in my heart.
I come with joy in my heart. I come to
bring the joy like the great Kamala Harrison. Tim Waltz said,
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tampon Tim. They said they're bringing the joint. That's what
I plan on bringing to Canada. Allspring, Oh yeah, oh
fucking yeah. And Heather macpherson, oops, I said her name.
I have no racist, Islamophobic past. I have no Islamophobia. Okay.
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The only thing I have a fear of is people
some people trying to exterminate me or my people simply
because we're Jews and or Zionists. But I call it
like I see it. I call it like I see it,
And maybe you should look me up. Heather McPherson, Oops,
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I said her name again. Maybe you should. You should
do a little research on me on steps that I've
taken backwards. I don't do that. We don't do that. Okay,
we don't take step backwards. We're like Aaron the Hawk
prior in his prime, coming forward Hume in coming at you.
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Oh yes, and you know I had to get you. Anyway,
I Am rap Port Stereo podcast is here. Make sure
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you subscribe, rate review, subscribe, rate review and leave a comment,
a tell a friend to tell a friend about the
Iron Rapport Stereo podcast and the Like I said earlier,
if you've never seen the Iron rap Port Stereo Podcast,
we are available on YouTube at Michael Rapaport. Anyway, I'm
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gonna talk about the NBA Kooky Kyrie Irving out, Kuki
Kyrie Irving, who has I mean, the man is sick.
Watching him play at times is like you're just like
this guy's sick. I've discussed Koki Kyrie talk about a
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guy who loves Palestine. This guy loves Palestine, totally uninformed.
But Kuki Kyrie unfortunately is out for the rest of
the season. And I never want any athlete to be injured.
But the Dallas Mavericks, I mean, it has just been
one nightmare after another nightmare. And at what point, at
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what point do they just submit because right now there
without Anthony Davis, it was just announced that Kuki Kyrie
Irving has had has a torn ACL and it has
just been their whole team is decimated and they ain't
making the playoffs. I bet you Anthony Davis sits out
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the rest of the season, and I know he's probably going,
what the fuck am I doing? Like? What have I done?
But the NBA in general is coming down to the stretch.
Shaye Guildris Alexander also Canadian, Shake Gilders Alexander also a Canadian,
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and the OKC Thunder they are tightening up the ship
and Shake Guilders dropped fifty again. That's the fourth time
this season that he's dropped fifty points. And they're healthy,
they're young, inexperienced, they are a little bit inexperience in
the playoffs as a unit. And that counts, trust me,
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that counts. It always counts. The knicks. You gotta go
through the fire. You have to go through the fire.
But Shake Guilders and them, they're looking tough. And he's
got three hundred more points than anyone else in the
NBA this season. He's the MVP. Shay Gilders from Canada.
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Has there ever been another MVP from Canada? I don't know.
This episode is chuck full of references about Canada. Heather McPherson,
You ain't the MVP, Shay Gilders, Alexander, He's the real
MVP of Canada. You fuck you, you fuck you. You're
trying to bar me Michael Rapport from coming into Canada.
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Did I mention I'll be in Canada. I'll be in
Canada this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And you know who's
joining me in Canada, The Young Shooter. If you didn't
listen to the last I Am Rapport stereo podcast, The
Return of the Young Shooter is an iconic, fantastic, hilarious episode.
But the Calves are looking good. The Celtics are looking good.
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The Calves came back to beat the Celtics the other night,
they trailed them by twenty points. But the NBA is fantastic.
The Knicks have looked a lot better. And the Knicks listen,
if this Mitchell Robinson can stay in the pocket, if
this Mitchell Robinson can stay healthy, because now it's a
battle of nutrition and attrition? Is it nutrition and attrition?
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It's a battle of attrition. It's not about what you eat,
not nutrition attrition. Is it a battle of attrition or nutrition?
Is it about? Is it? What is the word attrition?
What attrition not nutrition or ettrition attrition? The Knicks are
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looking good, and shockingly, the Lakers are surging Luca and Lebron,
Lebron and Luca respectfully. They're doing They're the number two
seed right now, which is crazy. And I know Luca
is probably just going ha ha ha, not that he
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wants anybody to be hurt, but how you dumped me
in the middle of the season without any heads up,
without any explanation. There still hasn't been an explanation. Now
they're saying that Luca likes hookah hookah, Luca and beer crazy,
trying to do a smear campaign against the guy. You're
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looking pretty skinny now, any Nico looking pretty skinny now?
Isn't he? Jason Kidd looking real good right now? You
might have done this guy a favor. I'm sure he's
probably going yo. The sun is nice out here. They
got good sushi all over the place in La Cold Plunges.
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I'm chilling with Lebron probably gonna get himself a sick
crib In bel Air Houkah Luca aka Bazuka Luka. Who's
laughing now, Nico Collins or Nico whatever the fuck your
name is. The suns are coming apart, which I I
love it. KD. You're a great individual player, but everything
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around is like a mess. You're like one of those
video games where everything's falling and you're shooting, making jump shots,
but you never fix what's around you. You never fix
what's around great individual performer, you care, you don't care.
You want things to work out, you don't things want
to work out. But it's the traveling circus of Kevin Durant.
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It has now stopped and fixed. You should have went
to Golden State. Should have went back to Golden State.
Phoenix is falling a part at the seams, and shockingly,
the Blazers, the Portland Trailblazers, who no one mentioned they
might sneak their way into the plan. Shout out to
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my man Chauncey, Billups, friend of the Iron wrapper for
Stereo pocket, good guy, good solid, nice. I've always liked Chauncey.
Done some things with Chawn. See Big Three with Chauncey,
Broke Bread with Chauncey and of course he's been on
the Iron rap or stereo podcasts. He's just good people.
And the Pistons, the Detroit Pistons, Detroit Basketball, and the
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Detroit Pistons are surging. Cave Cunningham and the Pistons are coming, humming,
coming at you. But you know I had to get you.
The Nuggets. They need to get healthy. The Rockets they're
banged up. And like I said, the Celtics are still
the Celtics, but without Drew Holliday, that's a hole that
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needs to be plugged. They need to plug that hole.
No Diddy and Joel Embiid since the Iron rapp Port
stereo pockets, they shut it down. And the Sixers are
in tank mode and I don't know how that's gonna
get fixed. Big threes do not work anymore. You're not
the Miami Heat. That shit ain't gonna work, Okay, unless
you're like Klay Thompson, Kevin Durant, Steph Curry in their prime,
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with Draymond Green in their prime. That big three bullshit
when you're thirty something years old, that is done. The Pacers,
the Bucks, the Heat, it's all happening. It's all happening
in the NBA, and this is when the basketball gets good.
This is when the defense starts to tighten up. This
is when the big dogs separate themselves from the pact.
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The NBA isn't always will be fantastic, despite all the
crime complaining that I do, despite all the crime complaining
that the players do, despite all of it. When the
playoffs start, this is when it gets exciting and we're
almost there. What else is going on? The Oscars came
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and went. I don't think anybody cares about the Oscars,
which is crazy because as an actor, I care about
the Oscars, and I don't care when anybody says artists
love to be acknowledg artists love to be rewarded. And
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there's no shame in the campaign game. There's no shame
in the Oscar campaign game. You see all of the
actors as they should. They're promoting, pushing, selling not just
their films but themselves as they should, as we all do.
I mean, this is a form of promotion. Everything is
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a form of promotion. Especially in twenty twenty five. Cony
was a good host the film Amelia Perez, which I liked.
A lot of people think that movie sucked. I talked
about the movie when I saw Amelia Perez, and I,
you know, hadn't heard about the controversy, which there's a
lot of controversy on that movie. There's a lot of
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controversy on the movie from when it came out to
the star of the film, the transact trists in the film,
has put up some tweet it's about George Floyd. She
put up some tweets about Muslims in Palestine, and she's
been sort of, you know, cast aside. And this is
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a film that's all about inclusion, and the making of
it was all about inclusion, and allegedly, you know, the
cast and the filmmakers and the producers they like shunned her.
But Zoe Saldono she won Best Supporting Actress, but it
was nominated for thirteen Academy Awards. The record is fourteen
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Academy Awards, and I'm not sure how many wound up winning,
but Zoe Saldana winne won. I think it won something
for a song or something like that. But this movie
has been just I mean controversies. It sucked controversies, it
woke this controversy. Is this every single beat it's been
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kind of the director it came out that the director
shitted on Mexico and they filmed the movie in France,
and he talked about the language of Mexico and the
country of Mexico, and then you got the lead actress
who's Mexican. It's just been a fucking mess this film.
But me again, me personally, and I'm not a musical person.
I can't watch Wicked. And I heard Wicked was incredible
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if you like those kinds of movies. No disrespect to Wicked.
I can't even comment on it. But I'm just not
a musical person. But maybe it was the night, maybe
it was the mood. Me and my wife again, without prompting,
we watched Amelia press We enjoyed. I thought Selena Gomez
was dope. I thought the lead actress was dope. I
thought Sooey's Aldana was dope. I thought some of the
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musical performances, the songs and all that stuff. They came
out very early. I liked it. I liked Amelia Perez,
but holy shit, this thing has been just ravaged with controversy.
Kieran Colkin he won Best Supporting Actor, Adrian Brody he
won Best Actor, and then who Best actress. Oh yes,
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the girl Mikey Madison from Anora and Anora Win everything else.
And it's crazy because Mikey Madison young great actress. Adrian Brody,
who I'm not sure if he's Jewish or he's not Jewish.
He looks Jewish. I thought he was Jewish, but then
I heard his mother wasn't Jewish, but his father is Jewish.
He's Jewish definitely. I mean, he's got a he plays Jews.
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If there's a Holocaust film, a Holocaust survivor, boom, Adrian Brody,
I mean, and he's fucking awesome. I like Adrian Brody,
Always liked Adrian Brody A Summer of sam His work
is always impeccable. But Kieran Colkin, Jesse Eisenberg, all these
films with Jewish themes, no one mentions the word Jewish.
No one will say Jewish, no one will say Israel,
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no one will say Holocaust. But they will do all
these projects in twenty twenty. You can't say it. The
reality is you can't say jew You can't say Holocaust
and get an award. If you say jew, you say Holocaust,
you're cast aside. But you can do movies with Jewish
themes and Holocaust themes. You just can't mention it when
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you're up there getting awards end or doing press for
your Jewish end or Holocaust themed films, if that makes sense.
I know it's crazy, but it's real, and I get it.
It's a scary time. They're casting people, they're they're sending
them off to an island. I don't know where that
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island is. Louis c. K Island, Al Franken Island, Harvey
Weinstein Island. They are sending you off, uh and and
they're they're just trying to do every single thing they
possibly can to make people scared as shit. And artists, singers,
musicians and all that stuff. Buckle down, buckle down and
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stick together. We're all not gonna feel the same way
about everything. We all shouldn't feel the same way about everything.
It's okay to agree to disagree people in the arts, musicians,
everybody in film, television business. It is okay to not
be on the same page about things. At very best,
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we should listen, agree to strongly disagree. It's okay to
agree to strongly disagree. It's fine, there's nothing wrong with that.
But how can we expect us all to see things
and agree on things. I think it would be fantastic
within my business, within show business, if we come together
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and listen and hear from each other as opposed to,
Oh he voted for this person, Fuck that piece of shit.
Oh he doesn't like these people, Fuck that piece of shit.
He didn't support this person, Fuck that piece of shit.
Because I know my business just like every other business.
But all I know is my business. My business is
filled with DV. It's filled with sexual deviance, it's filled
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with drug addicts. It's filled with people who go through
drug problems and it gets uh scraped away, go to rehabs,
do all kinds of things to their body. We are
all very different in show business, and it's good, just
like in any other business, whether you're a dentist, a
lawyer or whatever, you should be very different. But the
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fact that artists are being forced into these boxes and
if you say something and it ain't the right thing,
they will yo, you'll be done. I don't give fuck
who you are, they will. They will fucking unless you're
Mel Gibson, unless you're unless you're Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson.
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Because it's all about the money, it's all about the
Benjamin's baby. Uh. But I really wish, especially in my
little community of artists, that they wouldn't do that. But
they're doing it more than ever, And I would say
it's more frightening than ever to just not stand with
the pack or believe the exact same things as the pack.
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And unfortunately that turns into some cool kids bullying, mean boys,
mean girls, gang club and that ain't that's not good.
It really is not good, and it's nothing to be
proud of. It's nothing to be proud of. But unfortunately,
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another award season, an entire award season, went by it.
Not one person said free the hostages. Not one person
said anything about the rape, Not one person said anything
about anything that's happened in over five hundred days so
far at the hands of the terrorists in God's at
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the hands of the terrorists worldwide. I don't understand that shit.
I don't understand that, especially from a community that presents
itself as so compassionate, caring, loving, thoughtful and mindful of
people that are suffering. Crazy. To me, I'm conflicted about it.
(27:25):
To be totally honest with you, I am I'm conflicted
about it. I have conflicting feelings about it. Internally, it's
conflicting to me, and I'm being totally real and totally genuine.
I am conflicted about it makes me feel ashamed in
a way and embarrassed in a way. And I love
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what I do so much. I love acting, I love
doing my thing. I love the opportunities that it's afforded me.
I love the lifestyle that it's afforded me. I love
the feeling that I get from going and working, whether
it's doing whether it's doing a movie, doing TV, whatever.
I'm very well aware of the sort of magic and
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the opportunity and the rare opportunity that I have. But
seeing the way things have played out and this whole
cancel culture and this whole cancelation and casting people aside,
it makes me. It's embarrassing to me. It's embarrassing to me.
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And I know as a community of artists, as a
community of showbiz, we can do better. We should do better.
We should force ourselves to do better. We should force
ourselves to sit down and have conversations with people that
we don't agree with, don't think alike with, instead of
just like pissing them off to the side, unless you're
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Mel Gibson Trump who, in my opinion, he's been doing good.
(29:11):
I've been I've been reading, talking, asking questions. You should
read Eli Lake's new piece in the Free Press, speaking
of the Free Press in regards to my Canada thing.
I had a little doozy in the Free Press and
I wanted to call it fuck no Canada, Oh fuck
(29:32):
no Canada. But cooler heads prevailed and they didn't want
to call it, oh fuck no Canada. But Trump who
had a blow up with Zelensky, which I'm really trying
to learn about Ukraine and all that stuff, and I
can't form a true blue opinion about it yet. But
I have spoken to the unofficial official World News corresponding
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Eli Lake, and like I said, you should follow Eli Lake.
Eli Lake's got a new podcast. It's the I've spoken
to you know him about it and ask him questions.
He's wrote written a piece on it. It's complex. But
that dust up in the White House last week was
not good for anybody. But when I went through the
video tape, like the late great Warner Wolf used to
(30:16):
say on I believe it was CBS Warner Wolf, great newscaster.
Let's go to the video tape, Trump and Junkyard JD.
They were trying to basically tell him like, Yo, we're
gonna do this in the back room, Duke, check it out.
Watch it. They kept kind of saying like, uh, you know,
(30:36):
not here, motherfucker. Anyway, Trump and I said last year,
around this time, I said, voting for pig dick Donald
Trump is on the table. I said that people went nuts.
I said, voting for pig dick Donald Trump is on
the table. And the reason why I said voting for
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pig dick Donald Trump is on the table is exactly
what he's been doing regarding Israel, exactly what he's been
doing right now and what wasn't being done regarding anti
jewishness in this country. And this morning, all federal funding
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will stop, per Trump, for any college, any school or
university that allows illegal protest, illegal protests. And I say good,
I say fantastic. I say, what the fuck took you
so long? Why was in this done years ago? It
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should have been before October seventh, But when it was
going down and continues to go down. Did you see
what happened at Barnard College last week? It was like
an episode of Girls the Lena Dunham Show. Shout out
to Lina Dunham. It was like an episode of Girls.
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It was like white girls gone crazy at Barnard College.
It was literally like white girls gone crazy. There wasn't one,
There wasn't nobody in there with it. They were white,
white like me, white white, white white girls in their
cosplaying talk about cultural appropriation, dressed up with their Kafia scarfs,
(32:24):
screaming and yelling Nozionists, this pro Palestine, this, Hamas this,
then the Third Janine, the West baink this and these crazy,
kooky white lunatics, these white girls, white girls gone crazy
at Barnard College. They literally I saw with my own
eyes they had a grocery bag full of Trader Joe's
(32:48):
that they were shoving into the window to get. What
did you think you guys think you're we're gonna be here.
We might be here for weeks. We need to go
to Trader Joe's. We need beef jerky for those of
you that aren't a vegetarian. We need some fruit, dried fruits,
maybe some chocolates for caffeine, and some energy drinks. Is
we're gonna be here for weeks and fucking clowns, You clowns,
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Trump said, Agitators like the lunatics at Borner, like the
lunatics at UCLA, No Zionists, Zionus free zones, get the
fuck out of here. Agitators Columbia University will be imprisoned. Good,
let's say, who's really about that life now? They will
be imprisoned permanently. They will be imprisoned or permanently sent
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back to their country from which they came. American students
will be permanently expelled, depending on the crime, or arrested.
No masks, show your face, fuckos, no masks. Thank you
for your attention in this matter. And I say, Trump,
thank you for your attention for this matter. And I
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don't care what anybody says about I don't care. Oh
you're maga. No, I'm not fucking maga. I'm pro Jewish,
I'm pro Zionist, I'm pro Israel. I'm pro decency. I
am pro decency. It wouldn't be allowed on any college campus.
I don't care if it was people that didn't like
short people, fat people, people with freckles, people that run fast,
(34:21):
people that run slow, A students shitting on d students.
This would never be allowed black people lgb This is
an LGBTQ free zone. That wouldn't be allowed for fifteen
minutes in any any city, any school. But this is
an LGBTQ free zone. This is a trans free zone.
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Can you imagine that shit? Can you imagine anywhere? I
don't care where you, I don't care for it. At
the supermarket target CBS writing, imagine trying to stand somewhere
and say this is an LGBTQ free zone. It would
not be allowed. It would never be allowed. It would
only well, this made up shit Zion is free zone.
(35:05):
Get the fuck out of here now, you fuck around,
and you're gonna really find out if they arrest these
little fucks at barn On College. And I'll tell you something.
If you're in the United States on a visa, a
college visa, visiting, and you act up, you got some
big fucking, big fucking balls. You're here on a visa.
(35:28):
You're not a citizen, you fuck You're a visitor. You're
a visitor. You're here visiting this country. I don't care
if you're here for school or whatever. However the fuck
you got here. And this is the home of the free.
This that and the third, and everybody's welcome here. But
if you're in America, unfortunately, you don't have the same
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fucking rights that everybody else has. You're not gonna get
on a college campus and try to intimidate people and
say who's allowed, where, when and why? How dare you
let me tell you something? When I go to another country?
Said this before I read the rule book. I asked questions.
(36:14):
I was in Thailand. They say, Yo, don't insult the king.
Who's the king, It don't matter. Don't say anything about them.
Don't mention the king, don't mention the Sacramento Kings, the
La Kings, the King of Comedy, the King from Queens
run DMC. Don't don't say the word. Just don't say king.
That's what I told me. He said. Don't don't fuck around.
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You're in Thailand, don't fuck around. Don't say anything about
the kings or king.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Don't you gum. Don't spit when I'm in Israel. I
don't know if there's a rule about uh spitting in Israel.
I don't spit in Israel. I spit everywhere. I spit everywhere.
But you're in another country. You're forget another country.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You're in the United States on a college visa, and
you think you got the nerve, in the audacity to
protest with a mask on and say certain people can't
come and go as they please on a college campus,
that you're here on a college visa for the fuck
out of here, man, fuck out. He go back to
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wherever the fuck you came from. See if you could
pull that shit wherever the fuck you came from. Anyway,
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don't even know where to start, and most of the
time when I'm doing the Iron Rapport stereo podcast, I
know exactly where to start. I will start by saying,
oh oh, no Canada, unless you've been hiding under a
rock from all Things Michael Rappaport, all Things rap Reports
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Actual Reality, which, by the way, if you listen to
rap Aports Reality, continue listening to Rappaports Reality if you've
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clockwork every single week Rapaports Reality. Please check out Rapaports Reality,
but for Michael Rapaport's Reality. Last week, a mind in
my business not bothering anybody on a Friday, and I
wake up to a tweet storm messages, tweets, dms, this,
(03:57):
that and the third. That's some lunatic, some low and
low level lunatic in parliament in Canada. It's trying to
ban me. The gringo man Dingo trying to ban me,
Michael Rappaport, trying to ban me, the inflamed ashke Nazi
(04:19):
not from doing shows, from coming into the country of Canada.
Can you believe that? Can you believe that shit, trying
to ban me from coming into Canada, saying that I
have a long history of some sort of criminal past,
(04:40):
A long history of a criminal past, which I don't have.
We know about the Lily Taylor stalking situation from the nineties,
we know about that. Yeah, I've jumped the turnstile in
my time, never been caught. I have no outstanding warrants,
(05:01):
no outstanding arrests. My driver's license is clean. I go
through customs, I go through clear tsa pre and you're
trying to say I have a criminal passed. You're trying
to say that me, Michael Rapport, is Islamophobic and I
should not be allowed. I'm not even gonna give this
woman's name. Nobody knows this loser, so I don't even
(05:24):
need to give her name, saying I should not be
allowed in the fantastic country of Canada. And Canada is
a great place. I've had nothing but good experiences in Canada.
Of course, my brother doctor Rappaport, Professor Rapaport. He's got
one of those degrees where you got to call him doctor.
(05:44):
I refuse to call my brother doctor. But he has
busted his ass. He is a dual citizen of the
United States and Canada. And you want to try to
ban me from coming into the great country of Canada,
try to do it now because it might be the
(06:05):
fifty first state within the next three years. You play games,
You're facing all sorts of housing crisises, housing is unaffordable,
Anti Semitic incidents have increased six hundred and seventy percent.
Everything is up. You got Fenton, All this Fenton, all
(06:27):
that violent crime is Surgeon. And you're worried about the
inflamed Ashkenazi. You're worried about the gringo Mandingo from entering Canada.
That's what you're worrying about. Don't you have a bigger
fish to fry? Oh no Canada, Oh fuck no Canada.
(06:49):
I will be entering Canada. Oh yeah, And I will
be entering Canada this week. I will be performing in
Edmonton this week at the Comic Strip in Edmonton, Sweet
this Thursday, March sixth, This Friday, March seventh, and Saturday
March eighth at the Comic Strip in Edmonton. You're worried
(07:10):
about me. I truly don't know where all this controversy
comes from. I am not a controversial person. The only
thing that I do that is controversial is a fuck shit, motherfucker, cocksucker.
I've said things a dix day and dick day, Donald Trump,
I've said all the curse words. But in general, I
lived my life pretty low key. I lived my life
(07:33):
under the radar. I avoid controversy. But I'll tell you something.
I think it has something to do with the anti
Semitism because I sniffed around and a lot of my
people on social media they filled me in on this.
This lunatic, this low level lunatic in Canada, and apparently
(07:56):
she adores all things terror related. Apparently she apologizes for
all things terror related. But I could tell you one thing, lady,
I could tell you one thing. Right now. The show
will go the fuck on. The show must and always
will go on. I'll be in Canada this weekend. I'll
(08:19):
be in Canada all spring long. I'll be in Montreal, Okay,
I'll be in some other place in Canada, And all
tickets for All my shows are available at Michael Rappaportcomedy
dot com. But I don't take steps back from low
level parliament punks. We don't do that. We don't do that.
(08:44):
Worry about the anti Semitic incidents, worry about the healthcare system,
worry about the violent crime, worry about the prices of everything.
Don't worry about me. I come with joy in my heart.
I come with joy in my heart. I come to
bring the joy like the great Kamala Harrison. Tim Waltz said,
(09:07):
tampon Tim. They said they're bringing the joint. That's what
I plan on bringing to Canada. Allspring, Oh yeah, oh
fucking yeah. And Heather macpherson, oops, I said her name.
I have no racist, Islamophobic past. I have no Islamophobia. Okay.
(09:29):
The only thing I have a fear of is people
some people trying to exterminate me or my people simply
because we're Jews and or Zionists. But I call it
like I see it. I call it like I see it,
And maybe you should look me up. Heather McPherson, Oops,
(09:51):
I said her name again. Maybe you should. You should
do a little research on me on steps that I've
taken backwards. I don't do that. We don't do that. Okay,
we don't take step backwards. We're like Aaron the Hawk
prior in his prime, coming forward Hume in coming at you.
(10:14):
Oh yes, and you know I had to get you. Anyway,
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we are available on YouTube at Michael Rapaport. Anyway, I'm
(10:57):
gonna talk about the NBA Kooky Kyrie Irving out, Kuki
Kyrie Irving, who has I mean, the man is sick.
Watching him play at times is like you're just like
this guy's sick. I've discussed Koki Kyrie talk about a
(11:18):
guy who loves Palestine. This guy loves Palestine, totally uninformed.
But Kuki Kyrie unfortunately is out for the rest of
the season. And I never want any athlete to be injured.
But the Dallas Mavericks, I mean, it has just been
one nightmare after another nightmare. And at what point, at
(11:43):
what point do they just submit because right now there
without Anthony Davis, it was just announced that Kuki Kyrie
Irving has had has a torn ACL and it has
just been their whole team is decimated and they ain't
making the playoffs. I bet you Anthony Davis sits out
(12:04):
the rest of the season, and I know he's probably going,
what the fuck am I doing? Like? What have I done?
But the NBA in general is coming down to the stretch.
Shaye Guildris Alexander also Canadian, Shake Gilders Alexander also a Canadian,
(12:24):
and the OKC Thunder they are tightening up the ship
and Shake Guilders dropped fifty again. That's the fourth time
this season that he's dropped fifty points. And they're healthy,
they're young, inexperienced, they are a little bit inexperience in
the playoffs as a unit. And that counts, trust me,
(12:47):
that counts. It always counts. The knicks. You gotta go
through the fire. You have to go through the fire.
But Shake Guilders and them, they're looking tough. And he's
got three hundred more points than anyone else in the
NBA this season. He's the MVP. Shay Gilders from Canada.
(13:08):
Has there ever been another MVP from Canada? I don't know.
This episode is chuck full of references about Canada. Heather McPherson,
You ain't the MVP, Shay Gilders, Alexander, He's the real
MVP of Canada. You fuck you, you fuck you. You're
trying to bar me Michael Rapport from coming into Canada.
(13:30):
Did I mention I'll be in Canada. I'll be in
Canada this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And you know who's
joining me in Canada, The Young Shooter. If you didn't
listen to the last I Am Rapport stereo podcast, The
Return of the Young Shooter is an iconic, fantastic, hilarious episode.
But the Calves are looking good. The Celtics are looking good.
(13:52):
The Calves came back to beat the Celtics the other night,
they trailed them by twenty points. But the NBA is fantastic.
The Knicks have looked a lot better. And the Knicks listen,
if this Mitchell Robinson can stay in the pocket, if
this Mitchell Robinson can stay healthy, because now it's a
battle of nutrition and attrition? Is it nutrition and attrition?
(14:18):
It's a battle of attrition. It's not about what you eat,
not nutrition attrition. Is it a battle of attrition or nutrition?
Is it about? Is it? What is the word attrition?
What attrition not nutrition or ettrition attrition? The Knicks are
(14:39):
looking good, and shockingly, the Lakers are surging Luca and Lebron,
Lebron and Luca respectfully. They're doing They're the number two
seed right now, which is crazy. And I know Luca
is probably just going ha ha ha, not that he
(15:00):
wants anybody to be hurt, but how you dumped me
in the middle of the season without any heads up,
without any explanation. There still hasn't been an explanation. Now
they're saying that Luca likes hookah hookah, Luca and beer crazy,
trying to do a smear campaign against the guy. You're
(15:23):
looking pretty skinny now, any Nico looking pretty skinny now?
Isn't he? Jason Kidd looking real good right now? You
might have done this guy a favor. I'm sure he's
probably going yo. The sun is nice out here. They
got good sushi all over the place in La Cold Plunges.
(15:43):
I'm chilling with Lebron probably gonna get himself a sick
crib In bel Air Houkah Luca aka Bazuka Luka. Who's
laughing now, Nico Collins or Nico whatever the fuck your
name is. The suns are coming apart, which I I
love it. KD. You're a great individual player, but everything
(16:04):
around is like a mess. You're like one of those
video games where everything's falling and you're shooting, making jump shots,
but you never fix what's around you. You never fix
what's around great individual performer, you care, you don't care.
You want things to work out, you don't things want
to work out. But it's the traveling circus of Kevin Durant.
(16:28):
It has now stopped and fixed. You should have went
to Golden State. Should have went back to Golden State.
Phoenix is falling a part at the seams, and shockingly,
the Blazers, the Portland Trailblazers, who no one mentioned they
might sneak their way into the plan. Shout out to
(16:50):
my man Chauncey, Billups, friend of the Iron wrapper for
Stereo pocket, good guy, good solid, nice. I've always liked Chauncey.
Done some things with Chawn. See Big Three with Chauncey,
Broke Bread with Chauncey and of course he's been on
the Iron rap or stereo podcasts. He's just good people.
And the Pistons, the Detroit Pistons, Detroit Basketball, and the
(17:12):
Detroit Pistons are surging. Cave Cunningham and the Pistons are coming, humming,
coming at you. But you know I had to get you.
The Nuggets. They need to get healthy. The Rockets they're
banged up. And like I said, the Celtics are still
the Celtics, but without Drew Holliday, that's a hole that
(17:32):
needs to be plugged. They need to plug that hole.
No Diddy and Joel Embiid since the Iron rapp Port
stereo pockets, they shut it down. And the Sixers are
in tank mode and I don't know how that's gonna
get fixed. Big threes do not work anymore. You're not
the Miami Heat. That shit ain't gonna work, Okay, unless
you're like Klay Thompson, Kevin Durant, Steph Curry in their prime,
(17:59):
with Draymond Green in their prime. That big three bullshit
when you're thirty something years old, that is done. The Pacers,
the Bucks, the Heat, it's all happening. It's all happening
in the NBA, and this is when the basketball gets good.
This is when the defense starts to tighten up. This
is when the big dogs separate themselves from the pact.
(18:21):
The NBA isn't always will be fantastic, despite all the
crime complaining that I do, despite all the crime complaining
that the players do, despite all of it. When the
playoffs start, this is when it gets exciting and we're
almost there. What else is going on? The Oscars came
(18:43):
and went. I don't think anybody cares about the Oscars,
which is crazy because as an actor, I care about
the Oscars, and I don't care when anybody says artists
love to be acknowledg artists love to be rewarded. And
(19:04):
there's no shame in the campaign game. There's no shame
in the Oscar campaign game. You see all of the
actors as they should. They're promoting, pushing, selling not just
their films but themselves as they should, as we all do.
I mean, this is a form of promotion. Everything is
(19:25):
a form of promotion. Especially in twenty twenty five. Cony
was a good host the film Amelia Perez, which I liked.
A lot of people think that movie sucked. I talked
about the movie when I saw Amelia Perez, and I,
you know, hadn't heard about the controversy, which there's a
lot of controversy on that movie. There's a lot of
(19:47):
controversy on the movie from when it came out to
the star of the film, the transact trists in the film,
has put up some tweet it's about George Floyd. She
put up some tweets about Muslims in Palestine, and she's
been sort of, you know, cast aside. And this is
(20:10):
a film that's all about inclusion, and the making of
it was all about inclusion, and allegedly, you know, the
cast and the filmmakers and the producers they like shunned her.
But Zoe Saldono she won Best Supporting Actress, but it
was nominated for thirteen Academy Awards. The record is fourteen
(20:32):
Academy Awards, and I'm not sure how many wound up winning,
but Zoe Saldana winne won. I think it won something
for a song or something like that. But this movie
has been just I mean controversies. It sucked controversies, it
woke this controversy. Is this every single beat it's been
(20:56):
kind of the director it came out that the director
shitted on Mexico and they filmed the movie in France,
and he talked about the language of Mexico and the
country of Mexico, and then you got the lead actress
who's Mexican. It's just been a fucking mess this film.
But me again, me personally, and I'm not a musical person.
I can't watch Wicked. And I heard Wicked was incredible
(21:18):
if you like those kinds of movies. No disrespect to Wicked.
I can't even comment on it. But I'm just not
a musical person. But maybe it was the night, maybe
it was the mood. Me and my wife again, without prompting,
we watched Amelia press We enjoyed. I thought Selena Gomez
was dope. I thought the lead actress was dope. I
thought Sooey's Aldana was dope. I thought some of the
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musical performances, the songs and all that stuff. They came
out very early. I liked it. I liked Amelia Perez,
but holy shit, this thing has been just ravaged with controversy.
Kieran Colkin he won Best Supporting Actor, Adrian Brody he
won Best Actor, and then who Best actress. Oh yes,
(22:01):
the girl Mikey Madison from Anora and Anora Win everything else.
And it's crazy because Mikey Madison young great actress. Adrian Brody,
who I'm not sure if he's Jewish or he's not Jewish.
He looks Jewish. I thought he was Jewish, but then
I heard his mother wasn't Jewish, but his father is Jewish.
He's Jewish definitely. I mean, he's got a he plays Jews.
(22:26):
If there's a Holocaust film, a Holocaust survivor, boom, Adrian Brody,
I mean, and he's fucking awesome. I like Adrian Brody,
Always liked Adrian Brody A Summer of sam His work
is always impeccable. But Kieran Colkin, Jesse Eisenberg, all these
films with Jewish themes, no one mentions the word Jewish.
No one will say Jewish, no one will say Israel,
(22:48):
no one will say Holocaust. But they will do all
these projects in twenty twenty. You can't say it. The
reality is you can't say jew You can't say Holocaust
and get an award. If you say jew, you say Holocaust,
you're cast aside. But you can do movies with Jewish
themes and Holocaust themes. You just can't mention it when
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you're up there getting awards end or doing press for
your Jewish end or Holocaust themed films, if that makes sense.
I know it's crazy, but it's real, and I get it.
It's a scary time. They're casting people, they're they're sending
them off to an island. I don't know where that
(23:30):
island is. Louis c. K Island, Al Franken Island, Harvey
Weinstein Island. They are sending you off, uh and and
they're they're just trying to do every single thing they
possibly can to make people scared as shit. And artists, singers,
musicians and all that stuff. Buckle down, buckle down and
(23:53):
stick together. We're all not gonna feel the same way
about everything. We all shouldn't feel the same way about everything.
It's okay to agree to disagree people in the arts, musicians,
everybody in film, television business. It is okay to not
be on the same page about things. At very best,
(24:16):
we should listen, agree to strongly disagree. It's okay to
agree to strongly disagree. It's fine, there's nothing wrong with that.
But how can we expect us all to see things
and agree on things. I think it would be fantastic
within my business, within show business, if we come together
(24:39):
and listen and hear from each other as opposed to,
Oh he voted for this person, Fuck that piece of shit.
Oh he doesn't like these people, Fuck that piece of shit.
He didn't support this person, Fuck that piece of shit.
Because I know my business just like every other business.
But all I know is my business. My business is
filled with DV. It's filled with sexual deviance, it's filled
(25:03):
with drug addicts. It's filled with people who go through
drug problems and it gets uh scraped away, go to rehabs,
do all kinds of things to their body. We are
all very different in show business, and it's good, just
like in any other business, whether you're a dentist, a
lawyer or whatever, you should be very different. But the
(25:23):
fact that artists are being forced into these boxes and
if you say something and it ain't the right thing,
they will yo, you'll be done. I don't give fuck
who you are, they will. They will fucking unless you're
Mel Gibson, unless you're unless you're Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson.
(25:46):
Because it's all about the money, it's all about the
Benjamin's baby. Uh. But I really wish, especially in my
little community of artists, that they wouldn't do that. But
they're doing it more than ever, And I would say
it's more frightening than ever to just not stand with
the pack or believe the exact same things as the pack.
(26:12):
And unfortunately that turns into some cool kids bullying, mean boys,
mean girls, gang club and that ain't that's not good.
It really is not good, and it's nothing to be
proud of. It's nothing to be proud of. But unfortunately,
(26:37):
another award season, an entire award season, went by it.
Not one person said free the hostages. Not one person
said anything about the rape, Not one person said anything
about anything that's happened in over five hundred days so
far at the hands of the terrorists in God's at
(27:00):
the hands of the terrorists worldwide. I don't understand that shit.
I don't understand that, especially from a community that presents
itself as so compassionate, caring, loving, thoughtful and mindful of
people that are suffering. Crazy. To me, I'm conflicted about it.
(27:25):
To be totally honest with you, I am I'm conflicted
about it. I have conflicting feelings about it. Internally, it's
conflicting to me, and I'm being totally real and totally genuine.
I am conflicted about it makes me feel ashamed in
a way and embarrassed in a way. And I love
(27:46):
what I do so much. I love acting, I love
doing my thing. I love the opportunities that it's afforded me.
I love the lifestyle that it's afforded me. I love
the feeling that I get from going and working, whether
it's doing whether it's doing a movie, doing TV, whatever.
I'm very well aware of the sort of magic and
(28:06):
the opportunity and the rare opportunity that I have. But
seeing the way things have played out and this whole
cancel culture and this whole cancelation and casting people aside,
it makes me. It's embarrassing to me. It's embarrassing to me.
(28:26):
And I know as a community of artists, as a
community of showbiz, we can do better. We should do better.
We should force ourselves to do better. We should force
ourselves to sit down and have conversations with people that
we don't agree with, don't think alike with, instead of
just like pissing them off to the side, unless you're
(28:47):
Mel Gibson Trump who, in my opinion, he's been doing good.
(29:11):
I've been I've been reading, talking, asking questions. You should
read Eli Lake's new piece in the Free Press, speaking
of the Free Press in regards to my Canada thing.
I had a little doozy in the Free Press and
I wanted to call it fuck no Canada, Oh fuck
(29:32):
no Canada. But cooler heads prevailed and they didn't want
to call it, oh fuck no Canada. But Trump who
had a blow up with Zelensky, which I'm really trying
to learn about Ukraine and all that stuff, and I
can't form a true blue opinion about it yet. But
I have spoken to the unofficial official World News corresponding
(29:55):
Eli Lake, and like I said, you should follow Eli Lake.
Eli Lake's got a new podcast. It's the I've spoken
to you know him about it and ask him questions.
He's wrote written a piece on it. It's complex. But
that dust up in the White House last week was
not good for anybody. But when I went through the
video tape, like the late great Warner Wolf used to
(30:16):
say on I believe it was CBS Warner Wolf, great newscaster.
Let's go to the video tape, Trump and Junkyard JD.
They were trying to basically tell him like, Yo, we're
gonna do this in the back room, Duke, check it out.
Watch it. They kept kind of saying like, uh, you know,
(30:36):
not here, motherfucker. Anyway, Trump and I said last year,
around this time, I said, voting for pig dick Donald
Trump is on the table. I said that people went nuts.
I said, voting for pig dick Donald Trump is on
the table. And the reason why I said voting for
(30:57):
pig dick Donald Trump is on the table is exactly
what he's been doing regarding Israel, exactly what he's been
doing right now and what wasn't being done regarding anti
jewishness in this country. And this morning, all federal funding
(31:19):
will stop, per Trump, for any college, any school or
university that allows illegal protest, illegal protests. And I say good,
I say fantastic. I say, what the fuck took you
so long? Why was in this done years ago? It
(31:40):
should have been before October seventh, But when it was
going down and continues to go down. Did you see
what happened at Barnard College last week? It was like
an episode of Girls the Lena Dunham Show. Shout out
to Lina Dunham. It was like an episode of Girls.
(32:01):
It was like white girls gone crazy at Barnard College.
It was literally like white girls gone crazy. There wasn't one,
There wasn't nobody in there with it. They were white,
white like me, white white, white white girls in their
cosplaying talk about cultural appropriation, dressed up with their Kafia scarfs,
(32:24):
screaming and yelling Nozionists, this pro Palestine, this, Hamas this,
then the Third Janine, the West baink this and these crazy,
kooky white lunatics, these white girls, white girls gone crazy
at Barnard College. They literally I saw with my own
eyes they had a grocery bag full of Trader Joe's
(32:48):
that they were shoving into the window to get. What
did you think you guys think you're we're gonna be here.
We might be here for weeks. We need to go
to Trader Joe's. We need beef jerky for those of
you that aren't a vegetarian. We need some fruit, dried fruits,
maybe some chocolates for caffeine, and some energy drinks. Is
we're gonna be here for weeks and fucking clowns, You clowns,
(33:13):
Trump said, Agitators like the lunatics at Borner, like the
lunatics at UCLA, No Zionists, Zionus free zones, get the
fuck out of here. Agitators Columbia University will be imprisoned. Good,
let's say, who's really about that life now? They will
be imprisoned permanently. They will be imprisoned or permanently sent
(33:37):
back to their country from which they came. American students
will be permanently expelled, depending on the crime, or arrested.
No masks, show your face, fuckos, no masks. Thank you
for your attention in this matter. And I say, Trump,
thank you for your attention for this matter. And I
(33:58):
don't care what anybody says about I don't care. Oh
you're maga. No, I'm not fucking maga. I'm pro Jewish,
I'm pro Zionist, I'm pro Israel. I'm pro decency. I
am pro decency. It wouldn't be allowed on any college campus.
I don't care if it was people that didn't like
short people, fat people, people with freckles, people that run fast,
(34:21):
people that run slow, A students shitting on d students.
This would never be allowed black people lgb This is
an LGBTQ free zone. That wouldn't be allowed for fifteen
minutes in any any city, any school. But this is
an LGBTQ free zone. This is a trans free zone.
(34:43):
Can you imagine that shit? Can you imagine anywhere? I
don't care where you, I don't care for it. At
the supermarket target CBS writing, imagine trying to stand somewhere
and say this is an LGBTQ free zone. It would
not be allowed. It would never be allowed. It would
only well, this made up shit Zion is free zone.
(35:05):
Get the fuck out of here now, you fuck around,
and you're gonna really find out if they arrest these
little fucks at barn On College. And I'll tell you something.
If you're in the United States on a visa, a
college visa, visiting, and you act up, you got some
big fucking, big fucking balls. You're here on a visa.
(35:28):
You're not a citizen, you fuck You're a visitor. You're
a visitor. You're here visiting this country. I don't care
if you're here for school or whatever. However the fuck
you got here. And this is the home of the free.
This that and the third, and everybody's welcome here. But
if you're in America, unfortunately, you don't have the same
(35:51):
fucking rights that everybody else has. You're not gonna get
on a college campus and try to intimidate people and
say who's allowed, where, when and why? How dare you
let me tell you something? When I go to another country?
Said this before I read the rule book. I asked questions.
(36:14):
I was in Thailand. They say, Yo, don't insult the king.
Who's the king, It don't matter. Don't say anything about them.
Don't mention the king, don't mention the Sacramento Kings, the
La Kings, the King of Comedy, the King from Queens
run DMC. Don't don't say the word. Just don't say king.
That's what I told me. He said. Don't don't fuck around.
(36:35):
You're in Thailand, don't fuck around. Don't say anything about
the kings or king.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Don't you gum. Don't spit when I'm in Israel. I
don't know if there's a rule about uh spitting in Israel.
I don't spit in Israel. I spit everywhere. I spit everywhere.
But you're in another country. You're forget another country.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You're in the United States on a college visa, and
you think you got the nerve, in the audacity to
protest with a mask on and say certain people can't
come and go as they please on a college campus,
that you're here on a college visa for the fuck
out of here, man, fuck out. He go back to
(37:17):
wherever the fuck you came from. See if you could
pull that shit wherever the fuck you came from. Anyway,
I'm Done, came Saw Disrupted, Katy came Saw Disrupted. I
Am Rapport stereo podcasts. Make sure you tell a friend
who tell a friend about the world's most disruptive podcast,
The I Am rapp Reports stereo podcast. Miles Jeordane a k.
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The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take me out
of something real nice, take me out it with something
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