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And I threw up, and I was bugging because before
I threw up, I was like, Yo, I'm gonna shit
my pants. So I had to make a decision, Mike,
I had to make a decision, Missus Tracy Morgan and
Howiston Howard, I had to make a decision. Either I
shit my pants in Madison Square Garden or I throw
up on the court or both. But I made an
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executive decision, so I threw up. I didn't think I
was gonna throw up. But I was even lobster tails,
macaroni and cheese, and I wasn't even drinking. I'm sober, Howard,
I'm sober. Boom have no fear of the iron rapports
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Tracy Morgan throws up at half court in Madison Square
Garden plus Draymond Green. What is your problem? Are you insecure?
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Do you not have a mirror? Can you not look
in the mirror? What is your problem? Now? And I
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to see, my name is Michael Rapport. This is the
I Am Rap Sports Stereo Podcast. Welcome to the Iron
Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggety Zone of Disruption,
the Zickety Zone of Disruption. My name is Michael Rapport
aka the Inflamed Ashkanazi aka the greatg O Bandango aka
the Sultans Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior. Hi, I'm Raport
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If you're listening, leave a comment. If you're watching, ask
a question. I'm Raport Stereo podcast on my birthday week,
and I'm not feeling that great. Unfortunately. I feel like
I have some sort of cold. I don't know what
it is. I don't like it. I have been haggling.
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I'm like like Iran Barkley versus Roberto Duran going into
the ninth round fighting a cold or some sort of
flu like symptoms or who the hell knows what it is.
But it is my birthday week. Go shorty, it's your birthday.
We're gonna party like it's your birthday. We're gonna drink.
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But CARDI like, it's your birthday because Mike Wrap, it
is my birthday. I'm birthday boy. I am fifty five
years old this week, fifty five years old, March twentieth.
I was born in nineteen seventy New York, New York.
Fifty five years old. There I said it, I admitted it.
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I am fifty five years old. Crazy, How old are you?
I'm fifty five. Let me practice that again. Hey, how
old are you? Mic wrap, I'm fifty five. Never thought
i'd be saying that. Not that I didn't think I
would live to be fifty five, It's just you never think, like, oh,
one day you're gonna be fifty five and people are
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gonna be like, how old are you? And you gotta
go I'm fifty five. It's rolling off my tongue. I
feel like I've done some pre prep. But I am
fifty five years old. I am a pisces. I was
born in New York City in nineteen seventy New York hospital.
My mom, June, shoved me out of her vagina, and
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I have been a disruptive warrior since I arrived. That's
a fact. That is a fact. I was thinking, like
fifty five, like what does that mean? Like how much
more disruption can you give? How much more do you
got in the tank? And right now I feel good,
aside the fact that I feel a little I don't
know what's the term, like nasally and I feel a
(04:52):
little eerie like I have like I don't know, water
in the ears and taking. People are gonna we'll take this.
I'm taking it all. You could send me suggestions if
you know I'm taking. I'm taking everything you got, tiling
all this drink the vitamin D. Go get a vitamin drip.
I'm doing all of it. I woke up, I went
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literally open the window. I stared into the sun to
get that direct Vitamin D. Who knows, but I am
fifty five years old and I'm feeling really good, aside
from the fact that I am fighting dooking it out
with this cold. I will be in Addison, Texas, Dallas, Texas.
Addison is right outside of Dallas. April eleventh, April eleventh, twelfth,
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and thirteenth. April eleventh, and twelfth, and thirteenth, I am
at the Addison Improv Come see me live, Come see
me live in Addison, Texas. I love that theater, I
love that club. I love that improv. I love all improps.
Improvs are dope. And then I'll be in New York
City April nineteenth, one night, one show, one night, one show,
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April nineteenth at the Theater, which is gonna be dope.
So come see me Addison, Texas the eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth.
Come see me April nineteenth in New York, Grammarcy Theater.
Spring will be here. I will be there and I
can't wait. All tickets for all my shows are available
and Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Michael Rapportcomedy dot com. I'm
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performing in Montreal in May. Come see me in Addison,
Come see me in New York the grammar See Theater.
All tickets are available. Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Where do
I start? Does it matter? Do you guys care where
I start? Sometimes I'm like, well, if you start the
show with this, then you go to that, start the
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podcast with this, then you go to that. I will
say this, Draymond Green, I don't know what's wrong with you.
I don't know if you have some sort of insecurity.
Remember when Draymond Green sent out the snapchat with the
penis pick the dick, pick his two toned dick. This
is when he first got in the league. And that's
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that's fine. He's a young guy make mistakes. He sent
it on Snapchat. And ever since you sent out that
Dick pic oh so long ago, Dremond Green, you've been
a menace. And I don't know if it's because you
have a two toned dick or you have some sort
of deep seated insecurity, but you have something wrong with
you and it really bothers me as a true blue
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Golden State Warrior fan. And I'm sure all Golden State
Warrior fans have this feeling. I'm sure that you know,
like I'm a New York Knicks fan, but you know, historically,
I've loved the Golden State Warriors. I've loved this run
with the Golden State Warriors. I love that we believe
Golden State Warriors. I don't have to sell myself. I
love Chris Mollen run TMC. I was courtsided, we believe
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Baron Davis, Stephen Jackson. When they dismantled Dirk Nevinski and
his MVP season, I was literally court side. I had
better seats. I was sitting right in front at the
Oracle Arena in I was sitting in front of one
of the creators of Apple. I was at that game
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when they beat the Dallas Mavericks and Dirt Novinski's MVP season.
I was the guy. I was the guy that brought
the broom to Cleveland, risked my life, Risked my Life
Game three Cleveland, Cleveland Cavaliers verse, the Golden State Warriors,
the Kevin Durant Golden State Warriors with Klay Thompson, Steph Curry,
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and of course Draymond Green. I brought that broom. I'm
a fan. It's not as like I'm a bigger fan
of the gold Senate Wars. I am of the Knicks,
but I do love the Golden State Warriors, and I've
had a great time rooting for the Golden State Warriors.
But Draymond Green, you make it really difficult to be
a Golden State Warrior fan. And I wonder if true
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blue Golden State Warrior fans have this love hate, like
deep seated love hate relationship with Draymond Green. Because the
thing we need to accept right now is Draymond Green
is not going anywhere. He's got a contract with tn
T or TBS, he's got his podcast, and he's gonna
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be around forever. They're trying to sell him as the
next Charles Barkley. You're not Charles Barkley. You know why,
Because Charles Barkley, Draymond Green has a sense of humor.
You have no sense of humor. Now, maybe when you
get a little older, you'll get a sense of humor,
but you have no sense of humor about yourself. You
take yourself entirely too seriously, which is why you probably
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do the things you do on and off the court.
You say the things you do on and off the court.
You need to take yourself a little bit less seriously. Listen,
you should take yourself seriously about being a basketball player
and an intricate part of all the championships and all
the success of the Golden State. Words. But if you're
gonna talk as much shit as you do, you at
least got to be able to have a some perspective
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on yourself and the things that you've done and the
things that you've said. And the fact that we as
NBA fans need to come to terms with the fact
that Draymond Green is going nowhere. He's not going anywhere.
We're gonna have to deal with this guy for twenty
thirty years like we've dealt with Charles Charles Barkley's lovable.
He's frustrating. He's been frustrating at times, and maybe you'll
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grow into that. I hope you'll grow into that, and
you could be like, you know, I was such a
dick when I played. I was a dirty player. I
felt insecure, I felt less than and I did anything
I could to keep myself on the court and to
keep myself in the game. Because when you try to
hurt players like you've done season after season, when you
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kick people in the growing over and over and over.
Remember when he had like some sort of dick kicking fetish,
Draymond Green, Remember that. And you've put your team in
great positions, but you've also cost them championships. You cost them. Listen,
they should have done what they should have done, but
you you got yourself spend it during the NBA Finals
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because you can't help yourself. You punched Jordan Poole, albeit
Jordan Poole seems like he's annoying, but you punched a
guy that looks like the lead singer of DeBarge. All
this love is waiting for you, Draymond, you have a problem.
And again, I don't know if it's that Draymond is
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a bad guy. I don't think he's a bad guy.
I think he's an immature guy. And I think that
there's a difference between being a villain on the court
and then the things that you say off the court.
You're a bully, like I said, you punched Jordan Poole
in the face. And Jordan Poole looks like he's the
third guy in Mint Condition, you know the group Mint Condition,
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pretty deep brown own eyes. He looks like that guy.
But where were you, Draymond Green when Big Stu Isaiah
Stewart looked like he was about to pick up and
eat Steph Curry a couple of weeks ago. I don't
think you want that big ste smoke from the Detroit Pistons.
I was waiting for Dremond Green to come in with
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that flying superman punch like he did with Jordan Poole
when Isaiah Stewart kind of approached Steph Curry. And I'm
not saying dray Mud Green is uss he. I'm not
saying he's this answer. I'm just saying, you need to
get a sense of humor. You need to get some
perspective on yourself, and we as fans of the game,
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we have to accept the fact that as much as
you can't stand Drey Munggreen, the guy is literally gonna
be around for the next something years. The fact that
you talked about Karl Anthony Towns and you suggested a
couple of weeks ago that Karl Anthony Towns Big Bodega
sat out the game when the Golden State Warriors were
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playing in New York because he didn't want to smoke
with Jimmy Butler. And then when you found out that
it was because somebody and his family died of cancer,
and you make this half ass personal, this half ass
bullshit sort of kind of apology, and you don't just go,
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you know what, I was totally wrong when I said
that things are bigger than basketball. I'm an asshole. I'm
Draymond Green. You know who I am. You should be
on that. Kevin Durant, I'm Dreiman M. Green. You know
who I am. I'm a dick. And he kind of apologized,
but he did it in his way and then he
starts plugging his podcast and all that's just like, YO,
have some class, man, it's called class. You're making so
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much money. Money can't buy you class, and time doesn't
seem to be able to inform Draymond Green of having
some class, and the fact that he couldn't just own
up and apologize flat out about suggesting that Karl Lnton
Town's missed the game versus the Warriors because he was
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somehow scared of Jimmy Butler is just indicative of who
Draymond Green. The same guy who dick kicked Stephen Adams,
the same guy that growing flicked Lebron James. He's kicking
and flicking Dix and showing his own two toned piece
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on Snapchat for years. The same guy that choked Rudy Gober,
the same guy that chest stomped s Bonus, the same
guy that is criticizing Stephen A. Smith for what happened
with the How much of Lebron James balls can you
hold in one hand? Draymond Green? Are you able to
get both balls in one hand or do you have
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to like do it like this you juggle Lebron James's balls.
You are the media. Now You're like, yo, we're the media. Yes,
you're the media. You've become the same guy. You pick
on people that you don't respect, you pick on people
that you don't like that you feel like you could bully.
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You're a bully. You're a bully, and like you're talking
about Steven A. Smith, you'll come to Lebron james defense
like you're so enamored with Lebron James and I don't
understand it. Like now, Nelvis, of course all these players
with go stephen A Smith is Steven A Smith. What
are you not gonna talk to stephen A Smith? Ooh?
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What are you gonna do not talk to Kenny and Charles?
Ooh because you're the media, because you have a podcast now, ooh.
Podcasts are like assholes. Everyone has one, including you. Draymond Green.
And the last game that the Knicks played in Golden State,
they came back, Karl Anthony Towns did play, and Carling
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Antony Towns was cracking that ass. He got in some
foul trouble and I gotta tell the Knicks, like, yo,
fuck Draymond Green. I don't think we're gonna meet Draymond
Green again, but fuck Dreamer. He's talking about your guy.
And then afterwards everybody's gapping this guy up and shaking hands.
Fuck this guy. The only guy who ran through his
chest was og and Anamo and a new bo and
(16:02):
a newbi still can't get his name correctly. But og
ran through Draymond's chest as he should. But everybody after
the game like they're shaking hands with this guy. Yo,
fuck that guy, Like, what's with all the shaking hands
on the court. We're gonna see each other in the
tunnel the locker rooms. I don't know if you guys
have been in the back the locker rooms of an
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NBA arena. But the Lakers are next to the Golden
Say Warriors. The Golden Say Warriors are right next to
the Knicks. You can kiss, hug, take selfies. How's your family?
You could do all that when no one's watching, especially
when the guy's such a shit bag. You don't have
to wap this guy up, because the same guy that
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you're wapping up, Draymond Green, is the same guy that
will step on your chest, choke you out, and then
talk shit about you on his podcast. And like I said, yes,
he did hit a layup versus the Knicks to seal
the game. Of course you should hit a layup. Couldn't
be a factor the next night against the joker list Nuggets.
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You lost that game and your championships don't give you
carte blanche to be a cart chump. You're a dick.
You're a dick, and you haven't become less of a dick,
You've become more of a dick. And you're a dick rider.
You're Lebron James Dick Ryder. I mean, if you look
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at what this guy's and he's the most physically and
mentally abusive player in the league, who overshadows the joy
that Steph Curry brings to the game, You, somehow, some
way have overshadowed at times the joy that Steph Curry
brings to the game and brings to the Golden State Warriors.
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And you were playing like garbage all season long. You
were playing horribly. You weren't contributing at all. And then
Jimmy Butler came there, and yeah, you stepped it up.
And I'm rooting for the Warriors, but you make it
hard to root for the Warriors. You were ad aligned
with Karl Anthony Towns. You were ad aligned when you
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punched Jordan Poole, who again looks like the lead singer
of DeBarge. He looks like El DeBarge or Chico de Barge.
That's who you punched a guy that looks like Chico
de Barge, Draymond Green. But when Isaiah Stewart of the
Detroit Pistons looked like he was about to grab your guy,
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Steph Curry, where were you? I ain't see you. I
was literally expecting you to come flying into the screen
and do something. I think you're a bully. I think
you're a bully and a bullshitter, and I think you
need to grow up at some point and get some
perspective on yourself. Have a sense of humor, have a
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sense of humor. Say yes, I fucked up that twenty
sixteen Championship team. I should have never gotten suspended. We
were on our way to winning that series, and everything
fell apart when I couldn't control myself and I flicked
the penis of my now best friend, Lebron James, my
best friend who's balls. I juggle and I will. Lebron
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James doesn't need you to protect him, Draymond. When someone questions
Lebron James, when someone questions Briny James or anything in
the Lebron like, Damon's like, I'm gonna come in there,
and I'm gonna say because that's my man, he don't
need you. He don't need you to protect him. Trust me,
he's fine without you've inserted yourself into his world and
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into his camp. He don't need you out there, Draymond,
get a joke book. Get yourself a joke book? Okay,
getting into the playoffs? Lighten Up Podcast in Lighter NBA
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News and more Likable NBA News in More bizarre NBA News.
Tracy Morgan, the great Tracy Morgan, who I've known for years.
Tracy's always cool, always for Mike. How you doing, Mike
Good be on my show, Come Beyond Last o G's
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I got this part. I want you to do fuck
with Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan is in good health.
Tracy Morgan posted something that he's fine, So now we
have to make jokes. But it was crazy to see
that during the Miami Heat New York Knicks game in
Madison Square Garden, the world's most famous arena. Uh and
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Tracy's at all the games, or a lot of the games.
I get free seats. I'll Tracy more. I've been coming
here since Banar King. I sat in the back when King,
me and him used to sit blow before games. It
was me. It was ghost Face and it was my cousin.
We were sniff and then Baranog got sober. I was
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in the garden when Baranog King did sixty points. I
was there. I wasn't on the wood like Holp says,
but I was. I was in the garden when he
had had sixty. I don't with Tracy Morgan. I told
the usher that night, I'm gonna put a baby in you.
You know, Tracy Morgan is fucking hilarious. I remember it
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was at a movie with my friend Toby. We were
at a daytime movie. This is like ten years ago. Toby,
well remember more. And Tracy was there was like a
daytime movie at the Grove in the La the movie
theater the Grove in LA and it was you know,
we went to go see something. Toby would remember better
than I would. We went to go see something and
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it was just me, Toby and Tracy. He came, he said, Michael,
what are you going to see? The shit? Yo? Let
me say with you. We were bugging out the whole time.
And he's just hilarious. Anyway, Tracy Morgan was at the
Miami Heat game the other day and allegedly he said
that he had got food poisoning and threw up. It's
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like second half of the game and he's court side, obviously,
and he just started throwing up, and there was photos
and then there was videos of him throwing up. And
it's crazy because it's Tracy Morgan. And again, he's fine,
he's healthy. It's crazy because he's sitting at the game
watching the Knicks beat the crap out of the Miami Heat,
or struggling. I think I've lost eight in a row.
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And then he just pukes all over the place and
he had to be put out on a wheelchair. He
chose to go out on a wheelchair and allegedly he
has food poison He's fine, and I just can't wait
for him to just talk about like, Yo, I was,
I was in the suite. You know, I go to
the suite. You know what I'm talking about, Mike, You
was in the suite. I was in the suite with
you once before. I have my gold on, I have
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my jewel where I'm eating lobster. You know, they got
lobster tails in the suite. Most people don't know where
the sweet is. Mike. Is my Tracy Morgan impression? Good
like I was in the suite. I was eating lobster
tails in macaroni and cheese. They got the best lobster
tails and the best macaroni and cheese. And then I
was like, fucking, I'm gonna have some of the chocolate
chip cookies. And I was downstairs with me. You see,
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my man, he was sitting next to me. And I
threw up, and I was bugging because before I threw up,
I was like, Yo, I'm gonna shit my pants. So
I had to make a decision, Mike. I had to
make a decision. This is Tracy Morgan and Howison Howard.
I had to make a decision. Either I shit my
pants in Madison Square Garden or I throw up on
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the court or both. But I made an executive decision,
so I threw up. I didn't think I was gonna
throw up, but I was eating lobster tails, macaroni and cheese,
and I wasn't even drinking. I'm sober, Howard, I'm sober.
I don't eat where everybody else eats in Madison Square Garden.
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Frankfurt Is and all that. No disrespect to Frankfurters and
all that, but I don't do that no more. I'm
Tracy Morgan. I ate lobster tails and macaroni and cheese.
I had to make a decision either I shit my
pants or I throw up. And I decided I'm gonna
just throw up. And I know I was being filmed.
Like while I was throwing up, I was like, I
know this shit is gonna wind up on ESPN Top
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ten plays. I know it's gonna wind up on Instagram.
I'm fucking I'm Tracy Morgan. I was sick. What am
I supposed to do? Shit my pants? But I told
them when they was taking me out in the wheelchair,
I said, Yo, scoop up that good pup. That's penicillin.
When I grew up in the Projects, we would make
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that into a soup. My tt she's Dominican, she's half Dominican,
half Puerto Rican. She would make that into a soup.
When you throw up, she make that into a soup.
She'd give it to the whole project. That's real conan Anyway,
I've never done it. Tracy Morgan in pressure, but he's
so fun to imitate. I don't know if mine's good.
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I told my wife when I got home, I said, Yo,
stick your tongue in my mouth. Taste all of this.
If you love me, you taste all of my puke.
A puke right there. And I told my wife, I said, you,
my queen, you, my queen. Stick your tongue in my
mouth and taste this throw up. It'll keep you won't
get sick. I've omcked in all that tiling on you. Yo.
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If you drink my throw up, first of all, shows
that you love me. It shows that you love me,
and you won't get sick. It's a cure. Aw. You
can put that shit. If you got ashy feet, it's
like a lotion. If you got athletes foot, it'll cure
all that shit. Bad breath, heart palpitation. Telling you my
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tt she used to make well when I used to
throw up when I was a kid. She would take
it and make it into a stool. Give everybody on
decalp as some of that stool. Nobody was sick for
six months. Tracy Morgan Another basketball news, Fun basketball news.
The White Mamba Brian Scalalabrini, friend in real life, friend
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of the Iron Wrap Ports stereo podcasts. Everybody loves the Mamba.
Of course, we interacted fantastically when I was doing the
sideline reporting of the Big Three. Always loved the White Mamba.
Met the White Mamba when he was playing, I believe
when he was playing with the Chicago Bulls the first time,
and he come up to me and he'd like, people say,
I look like you. He's confrontational, but he's sweet as shit. Anyway,
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The Mamba was challenged by a street ball guy who's
been getting a lot of love on social media for
about the last two years, George George the Messiah, who
seems like a great guy who loves basketball. Is a
total New York character. And I'm not shitting on George
George and Messiah his story. He's great and whatever he's doing.
But somehow Someway George the Messiah who's all over social
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media and who plays people one on one at West Fortune,
and he bullies them and he does like all these
you know, aggressive tricks, and he like makes them look bad.
He throws the ball off their head and da da
da da dah. He said he could beat an NBA player,
and he called out the Mamba. Brian Scalabrini, The White
Mamba and the White Mamba showed up on a Saturday
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morning and a damp pre spring day and beat George
and Messiah eleven to nothing. At George the Messiah and
his goons and his cronies, they're like three card Monte
one on one players. They scream at you, they yell
at you, they taunt you, they're videotaping you. They're heckling you.
George Masias throwing the ball over the fence. La la la,
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and Mama showed up and be like yo. I played
with Kevin Garnett, I played with d Rose, I played
with the World Championship Boston Celtics, Tony Allen, Big Baby
Davis and them. You think this is gonna rattle me?
And the mama looked a little heavy, He looked a
little out of shape, and the mama still one eleven
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Zip and George, George the Messiah and anybody else out there,
don't get it twisted. Don't call for the White Mamba
if you're not ready to deal with the White Mamba
or anybody else that has played in the NBA or
is currently playing in the G League, or who played
Division one basketball. There are levels to all of this.
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I was watching Creighton. I think this kid's name is
Antsworth Creighton was playing Saint John. Saint John's won the
the Big Eiast Championship, which has brought back so many
memories of the golden days of Louis Carniseca and Chris
Mullen of course, and Walter Berry and Willie Glass, Mark
Jackson and all those fun Saint John's teams, Bill Wennington
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and so forth and so on, Shelton Jones and uh.
It was great to see Rick Matino bring them back.
There was this kid Antsworth, I think his name is
Antsworth on Creighton. It looks like a regular sort of
white dude. He looks like he's probably six feet, probably
one hundred and eighty pounds. I was like, if you
put this dude anywhere in the world, he would literally
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look like Steve Nash against anybody else in the world.
He's playing Division one starting point guard at Bigie's twenty
twenty five. You know how good you have to be
to be a starting point guard. I don't care if
you're mostly a facilitator and you're playing for Creighton or
some random school. If you're a Division one basketball player
and you start, you go anywhere, literally anywhere, for any
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pickup game. You're gonna supersede and look like you're like
some sort of superhero. So George the Massaia and anybody else,
don't call for the White Mama Brian Scalabrini if you're
not ready to deal with Brian Scalabrini and heckling him,
pushing him and all that. His big bro, his og
for the Boston Sussex was Kevin Garnett in his prime.
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Can you imagine the practices? Can you imagine the amount
of oppression that Brian Scalabrini has dealt with being a big, tall,
i mean, super duper white redhead basketball player, the shit talking.
He's had to show improve his entire basketball life, and
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he showed improved the other day at West Fourth Street.
A Mama eleven nothing, George the Messiah, zero Mama eleven
game over. I'm out call me an uber. I'm done?
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What else is going on? Mock Mood Khalil Khalil Mack
Mood Khalil Mack Mood is still in jail, prison, locked
up in Louisiana somewhere, and his light has become worldwide.
This guy's a hero. Khalil Mock Mood Mackmood Khalil uh
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they're saying this is about free speech, and he's being
targeted and he's being kicked, and I broke it down
on the last pockets. I'm not going to reiterate this,
but I am gonna tell all you Mockmood Khalil Khalil
Mockmood fans, and it's crazy because Mackmood, Khalil Khalil Mackmood
is a Hamas groupie. He adores Hamas, he adores the Houthis,
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he adores terrorists, and you sickos in the United States
on college campuses, and I see in different places worldwide
you adore a guy that adores Hamas and adores terror
It's like a trickle down effect. It's like shit and
then more shit. But I'm gonna tell you guys, in
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regard to Khalil Mackmood, he not coming out, He not
getting out more. You're never gonna see him again in
the United States. Mock Mood Khalil will never set foot
in New York City. Khalil mock Mood will never ever
ever get a slice of New York City pizza. He'll
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never be able to walk the beautiful streets up the
Upper West Side where Columbia University is you'll never be
able to saunter around Central Park, which is not too
far from Columbia Universe. You're never gonna be able to
hang out and chill in New York City ever, ever
again Khalil mock mood. And you did it to yourself,
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you fucking asshole. So all you people that are screaming
and yelling free Khalil mock mood, You're gonna have to
go visit this motherfucker in Syria or wherever the fuck
they ship him. And I want to debut a new
song for you people. I am debuting a brand new
song for you people, the listeners, the watchers of the
im Rappaport Stereo podcast. And it goes little something like this,
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Hit the road, Khalil, and don't you come back no more,
no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Khalil
and don't you come back no more? What do you say?
Hit the road? Khalil and don't you come back no more,
no more, no more, no more? Hit the road mock
mood and don't you come back no more? You dumb
fuck you. That is a debut, That is a pre mirror.
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I'm gonna put that up on Spotify. Okay, But for
you guys that listen to the Iron Rapport Stereopagus, you
guys got it first, and you got it for free.
The name of the song is hit the Road mock
mood and don't you come back No more? What do
you say? Hit the road mock mood? And don't you
come back no more? No more, no more, no more?
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Hit the road mock mood and don't you come back?
You dumb? Be clear? Mock Mood's never come Your hero,
your idol, the guy you're screaming, yelling for it's an
l He ain't getting out. He broke the rules, he
broke the law, and you blew it. You blew it
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a mock mood, you blew it. And all the great
things about being in the United States, all the great
things about being in the greatest city in the world,
you took advantage of. I don't know who who gashed
you up or who told you shit was sweet. But
like I said, you're never gonna have pizza. You're never
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gonna have a hot dorg. You're never gonna be hanging
out in Soho, You're never gonna be hanging out with
the hipsters. You never go to a Knicks game, a
Rangers game. You ruined all that for what, you fuck you?
And here's another chance. Hey, hey ho ho, Khalil Mohammad,
you got to go. Hey, hey ho ho, Khalil Mohammad,
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you got to go? Hey, Hey what what? Ho ho?
What what? Khalil Mohammad? You to go? You fuck you?
All these college campus people they like chance, screaming and yelling, intimidating,
doing all that stuff. Hey hey, ho ho, Khalil, you
fuck you got to go? Hey hey what what? Hell? Ho?
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What what? Khalil? You fuck you got to go? Bye bye, asshole?
What else is going on? I'm going to Israel. My
wife and I are going to Israel next week. We
are going to Israel next week. Barak Kashem. We are
going to Israel. We're gonna have a great trip. Obviously,
I'll be podcasting, I'll be youtubing from Israel. I cannot wait.
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And unfortunately, the ceasefire between Israel and Gaza is over.
The ceasefire between Israel and Gaza is over. Because every
single proposal, every single opportunity, every single way to end
this war and move things forward, Gaza Hamas Hamas has
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turned down. Everybody's trying to negotiate with these dogs, these pigs,
these Hyaenas. You got Steve Whitkoff, you got this person,
you got that person, You got Israeli's, you got the Katari's,
you got everybody's trying to negotiate with these fucking dogs.
You got fifty nine hostages, five Americans, and I'm gonna
tell you something. In the last few hours, Israel has
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started air attacks on Gaza, and the only thing I
was thinking about is those fifty nine hostages. I am
praying for them. This is not great. This is not
like celebrate. This is not anything to be happy about.
It's something to be concerned about. It's something to be
gravely concerned about. The fact that there are twenty four hostages,
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twenty four hostages that are alive, five Americans, one American
who is alive from New Jersey, Eaten Alexander. All I
was thinking about is as. I hope and pray that
they are safe. And it's crazy because somehow, someway they
can and keep themselves safe and hostages safe. Because I
don't know if you know this. Ganz is twenty eight
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let's say, twenty eight miles long, let's say seven miles
it's between five and seven miles wide at different points,
twenty eight miles long, let's say between five and seven
miles wide. This tiny little strip of land, beautiful land,
which is causing so much trouble in the world. And
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they have four hundred miles of tunnels. You know how
crazy that is. Twenty seven miles long, seven miles wide.
Yet they've built four hundred miles of tunnels below, weaving, bobbing,
going below and below and below and below and below.
This is what they've spent the last twenty something years on.
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And who's not allowed to go into those four hundred
plus miles of tunnels. Who's not allowed to go into
those four hundred plus miles of tunnel? Any civilian from Gaza,
they don't allow them. And there's a rainstorm, it could
be a snowstorm bombing. The civilians aren't allowed to go
in there, only Amas. But I'm just praying that the
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hostages are safe. I am praying for Israel, and I'm
praying for the destruction of Hamas. I am so fucking
glad that America has started attacking the Houthis, the pirates.
And again, I don't scoff at that shit. Anything could happen,
Anything could happen. I don't want any lost lives of
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any Americans. But these pirates of the houthis these Hezbela
fucks Iran, so forth and so on. It's gone on
and on and on and on. I don't know if
this was premeditated, calculated, but a couple of nights ago,
America started banging the houthis Israel started banging Syria, and
then boom, after yet another Hossas negotiation failed, Israel was like,
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fuck it. And I don't think it's dope. I don't
think it's cool. I don't think it's sexy. I'm not like,
let's kick ass. I just want our hostages to be safe.
I want the hostages to be freed, and I want
the people of Israel to be left alone. Leave the
people of Israel alone. It's never happening. You're never taking
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over Israel. It's not happening. You can try, you can
fucking pray, you could do all this goofy shit, and
this book says that, and that book says it's never
ever ever happening. You want to end the war, bring
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back free, release all the hostages. Come out with their
hands in the air butt ass naked. We need to
strip you fucks because we know you like to blow
yourselves up as you think you're gonna be martyrs. Come
out with your hands in the air, but ass naked
and surrender you fucks. You're not martyrs. You've been misled.
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You've been misled, you've been miseducated, you've been bandboozled, you've
been hoodwinked. Let astray. You're not martyrs, and you're not
taking over Israel. There is no from the river to
the sea. It is not happening anyway. I'm done. I'm
fighting this cold. I am fifty five a tele friend
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to tell a friend about the Iron rap Port Stereo
Podcast and Miles Jeorane Ake the Bleach brother' say kay
the dust this take me out of something your life,
take out of it something we're allowed. But most importantly
and this puppy with something real funk, it's the Iron
Rap Port Stereo Pod. Is I'm out baby. But the
And I threw up, and I was bugging because before
I threw up, I was like, Yo, I'm gonna shit
my pants. So I had to make a decision, Mike,
I had to make a decision, Missus Tracy Morgan and
Howiston Howard, I had to make a decision. Either I
shit my pants in Madison Square Garden or I throw
up on the court or both. But I made an
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executive decision, so I threw up. I didn't think I
was gonna throw up. But I was even lobster tails,
macaroni and cheese, and I wasn't even drinking. I'm sober, Howard,
I'm sober. Boom have no fear of the iron rapports
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Do you not have a mirror? Can you not look
in the mirror? What is your problem? Now? And I
am debuting a brand new song for Khalil Mock Mood
Mack Mood Khalil. I am debuting a brand new song
for Mock Mood Khalil and a chant which I'm gonna
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The I Am rapp Reports Stereo podcast is in the
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to see, my name is Michael Rapport. This is the
I Am Rap Sports Stereo Podcast. Welcome to the Iron
Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Ziggety Zone of Disruption,
the Zickety Zone of Disruption. My name is Michael Rapport
aka the Inflamed Ashkanazi aka the greatg O Bandango aka
the Sultans Sniff aka the Disruptive Warrior. Hi, I'm Raport
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stereo pockets in the place to be. If you are
listening to this episode, you could also watch You could
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If you're listening, leave a comment. If you're watching, ask
a question. I'm Raport Stereo podcast on my birthday week,
and I'm not feeling that great. Unfortunately. I feel like
I have some sort of cold. I don't know what
it is. I don't like it. I have been haggling.
(03:07):
I'm like like Iran Barkley versus Roberto Duran going into
the ninth round fighting a cold or some sort of
flu like symptoms or who the hell knows what it is.
But it is my birthday week. Go shorty, it's your birthday.
We're gonna party like it's your birthday. We're gonna drink.
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But CARDI like, it's your birthday because Mike Wrap, it
is my birthday. I'm birthday boy. I am fifty five
years old this week, fifty five years old, March twentieth.
I was born in nineteen seventy New York, New York.
Fifty five years old. There I said it, I admitted it.
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I am fifty five years old. Crazy, How old are you?
I'm fifty five. Let me practice that again. Hey, how
old are you? Mic wrap, I'm fifty five. Never thought
i'd be saying that. Not that I didn't think I
would live to be fifty five, It's just you never think, like, oh,
one day you're gonna be fifty five and people are
(04:09):
gonna be like, how old are you? And you gotta
go I'm fifty five. It's rolling off my tongue. I
feel like I've done some pre prep. But I am
fifty five years old. I am a pisces. I was
born in New York City in nineteen seventy New York hospital.
My mom, June, shoved me out of her vagina, and
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I have been a disruptive warrior since I arrived. That's
a fact. That is a fact. I was thinking, like
fifty five, like what does that mean? Like how much
more disruption can you give? How much more do you
got in the tank? And right now I feel good,
aside the fact that I feel a little I don't
know what's the term, like nasally and I feel a
(04:52):
little eerie like I have like I don't know, water
in the ears and taking. People are gonna we'll take this.
I'm taking it all. You could send me suggestions if
you know I'm taking. I'm taking everything you got, tiling
all this drink the vitamin D. Go get a vitamin drip.
I'm doing all of it. I woke up, I went
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literally open the window. I stared into the sun to
get that direct Vitamin D. Who knows, but I am
fifty five years old and I'm feeling really good, aside
from the fact that I am fighting dooking it out
with this cold. I will be in Addison, Texas, Dallas, Texas.
Addison is right outside of Dallas. April eleventh, April eleventh, twelfth,
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and thirteenth. April eleventh, and twelfth, and thirteenth, I am
at the Addison Improv Come see me live, Come see
me live in Addison, Texas. I love that theater, I
love that club. I love that improv. I love all improps.
Improvs are dope. And then I'll be in New York
City April nineteenth, one night, one show, one night, one show,
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April nineteenth at the Theater, which is gonna be dope.
So come see me Addison, Texas the eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth.
Come see me April nineteenth in New York, Grammarcy Theater.
Spring will be here. I will be there and I
can't wait. All tickets for all my shows are available
and Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Michael Rapportcomedy dot com. I'm
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performing in Montreal in May. Come see me in Addison,
Come see me in New York the grammar See Theater.
All tickets are available. Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Where do
I start? Does it matter? Do you guys care where
I start? Sometimes I'm like, well, if you start the
show with this, then you go to that, start the
(06:44):
podcast with this, then you go to that. I will
say this, Draymond Green, I don't know what's wrong with you.
I don't know if you have some sort of insecurity.
Remember when Draymond Green sent out the snapchat with the
penis pick the dick, pick his two toned dick. This
is when he first got in the league. And that's
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that's fine. He's a young guy make mistakes. He sent
it on Snapchat. And ever since you sent out that
Dick pic oh so long ago, Dremond Green, you've been
a menace. And I don't know if it's because you
have a two toned dick or you have some sort
of deep seated insecurity, but you have something wrong with
you and it really bothers me as a true blue
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Golden State Warrior fan. And I'm sure all Golden State
Warrior fans have this feeling. I'm sure that you know,
like I'm a New York Knicks fan, but you know, historically,
I've loved the Golden State Warriors. I've loved this run
with the Golden State Warriors. I love that we believe
Golden State Warriors. I don't have to sell myself. I
love Chris Mollen run TMC. I was courtsided, we believe
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Baron Davis, Stephen Jackson. When they dismantled Dirk Nevinski and
his MVP season, I was literally court side. I had
better seats. I was sitting right in front at the
Oracle Arena in I was sitting in front of one
of the creators of Apple. I was at that game
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when they beat the Dallas Mavericks and Dirt Novinski's MVP season.
I was the guy. I was the guy that brought
the broom to Cleveland, risked my life, Risked my Life
Game three Cleveland, Cleveland Cavaliers verse, the Golden State Warriors,
the Kevin Durant Golden State Warriors with Klay Thompson, Steph Curry,
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and of course Draymond Green. I brought that broom. I'm
a fan. It's not as like I'm a bigger fan
of the gold Senate Wars. I am of the Knicks,
but I do love the Golden State Warriors, and I've
had a great time rooting for the Golden State Warriors.
But Draymond Green, you make it really difficult to be
a Golden State Warrior fan. And I wonder if true
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blue Golden State Warrior fans have this love hate, like
deep seated love hate relationship with Draymond Green. Because the
thing we need to accept right now is Draymond Green
is not going anywhere. He's got a contract with tn
T or TBS, he's got his podcast, and he's gonna
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be around forever. They're trying to sell him as the
next Charles Barkley. You're not Charles Barkley. You know why,
Because Charles Barkley, Draymond Green has a sense of humor.
You have no sense of humor. Now, maybe when you
get a little older, you'll get a sense of humor,
but you have no sense of humor about yourself. You
take yourself entirely too seriously, which is why you probably
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do the things you do on and off the court.
You say the things you do on and off the court.
You need to take yourself a little bit less seriously. Listen,
you should take yourself seriously about being a basketball player
and an intricate part of all the championships and all
the success of the Golden State. Words. But if you're
gonna talk as much shit as you do, you at
least got to be able to have a some perspective
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on yourself and the things that you've done and the
things that you've said. And the fact that we as
NBA fans need to come to terms with the fact
that Draymond Green is going nowhere. He's not going anywhere.
We're gonna have to deal with this guy for twenty
thirty years like we've dealt with Charles Charles Barkley's lovable.
He's frustrating. He's been frustrating at times, and maybe you'll
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grow into that. I hope you'll grow into that, and
you could be like, you know, I was such a
dick when I played. I was a dirty player. I
felt insecure, I felt less than and I did anything
I could to keep myself on the court and to
keep myself in the game. Because when you try to
hurt players like you've done season after season, when you
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kick people in the growing over and over and over.
Remember when he had like some sort of dick kicking fetish,
Draymond Green, Remember that. And you've put your team in
great positions, but you've also cost them championships. You cost them. Listen,
they should have done what they should have done, but
you you got yourself spend it during the NBA Finals
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because you can't help yourself. You punched Jordan Poole, albeit
Jordan Poole seems like he's annoying, but you punched a
guy that looks like the lead singer of DeBarge. All
this love is waiting for you, Draymond, you have a problem.
And again, I don't know if it's that Draymond is
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a bad guy. I don't think he's a bad guy.
I think he's an immature guy. And I think that
there's a difference between being a villain on the court
and then the things that you say off the court.
You're a bully, like I said, you punched Jordan Poole
in the face. And Jordan Poole looks like he's the
third guy in Mint Condition, you know the group Mint Condition,
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pretty deep brown own eyes. He looks like that guy.
But where were you, Draymond Green when Big Stu Isaiah
Stewart looked like he was about to pick up and
eat Steph Curry a couple of weeks ago. I don't
think you want that big ste smoke from the Detroit Pistons.
I was waiting for Dremond Green to come in with
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that flying superman punch like he did with Jordan Poole
when Isaiah Stewart kind of approached Steph Curry. And I'm
not saying dray Mud Green is uss he. I'm not
saying he's this answer. I'm just saying, you need to
get a sense of humor. You need to get some
perspective on yourself, and we as fans of the game,
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we have to accept the fact that as much as
you can't stand Drey Munggreen, the guy is literally gonna
be around for the next something years. The fact that
you talked about Karl Anthony Towns and you suggested a
couple of weeks ago that Karl Anthony Towns Big Bodega
sat out the game when the Golden State Warriors were
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playing in New York because he didn't want to smoke
with Jimmy Butler. And then when you found out that
it was because somebody and his family died of cancer,
and you make this half ass personal, this half ass
bullshit sort of kind of apology, and you don't just go,
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you know what, I was totally wrong when I said
that things are bigger than basketball. I'm an asshole. I'm
Draymond Green. You know who I am. You should be
on that. Kevin Durant, I'm Dreiman M. Green. You know
who I am. I'm a dick. And he kind of apologized,
but he did it in his way and then he
starts plugging his podcast and all that's just like, YO,
have some class, man, it's called class. You're making so
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much money. Money can't buy you class, and time doesn't
seem to be able to inform Draymond Green of having
some class, and the fact that he couldn't just own
up and apologize flat out about suggesting that Karl Lnton
Town's missed the game versus the Warriors because he was
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somehow scared of Jimmy Butler is just indicative of who
Draymond Green. The same guy who dick kicked Stephen Adams,
the same guy that growing flicked Lebron James. He's kicking
and flicking Dix and showing his own two toned piece
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on Snapchat for years. The same guy that choked Rudy Gober,
the same guy that chest stomped s Bonus, the same
guy that is criticizing Stephen A. Smith for what happened
with the How much of Lebron James balls can you
hold in one hand? Draymond Green? Are you able to
get both balls in one hand or do you have
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to like do it like this you juggle Lebron James's balls.
You are the media. Now You're like, yo, we're the media. Yes,
you're the media. You've become the same guy. You pick
on people that you don't respect, you pick on people
that you don't like that you feel like you could bully.
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You're a bully. You're a bully, and like you're talking
about Steven A. Smith, you'll come to Lebron james defense
like you're so enamored with Lebron James and I don't
understand it. Like now, Nelvis, of course all these players
with go stephen A Smith is Steven A Smith. What
are you not gonna talk to stephen A Smith? Ooh?
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What are you gonna do not talk to Kenny and Charles?
Ooh because you're the media, because you have a podcast now, ooh.
Podcasts are like assholes. Everyone has one, including you. Draymond Green.
And the last game that the Knicks played in Golden State,
they came back, Karl Anthony Towns did play, and Carling
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Antony Towns was cracking that ass. He got in some
foul trouble and I gotta tell the Knicks, like, yo,
fuck Draymond Green. I don't think we're gonna meet Draymond
Green again, but fuck Dreamer. He's talking about your guy.
And then afterwards everybody's gapping this guy up and shaking hands.
Fuck this guy. The only guy who ran through his
chest was og and Anamo and a new bo and
(16:02):
a newbi still can't get his name correctly. But og
ran through Draymond's chest as he should. But everybody after
the game like they're shaking hands with this guy. Yo,
fuck that guy, Like, what's with all the shaking hands
on the court. We're gonna see each other in the
tunnel the locker rooms. I don't know if you guys
have been in the back the locker rooms of an
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NBA arena. But the Lakers are next to the Golden
Say Warriors. The Golden Say Warriors are right next to
the Knicks. You can kiss, hug, take selfies. How's your family?
You could do all that when no one's watching, especially
when the guy's such a shit bag. You don't have
to wap this guy up, because the same guy that
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you're wapping up, Draymond Green, is the same guy that
will step on your chest, choke you out, and then
talk shit about you on his podcast. And like I said, yes,
he did hit a layup versus the Knicks to seal
the game. Of course you should hit a layup. Couldn't
be a factor the next night against the joker list Nuggets.
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You lost that game and your championships don't give you
carte blanche to be a cart chump. You're a dick.
You're a dick, and you haven't become less of a dick,
You've become more of a dick. And you're a dick rider.
You're Lebron James Dick Ryder. I mean, if you look
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at what this guy's and he's the most physically and
mentally abusive player in the league, who overshadows the joy
that Steph Curry brings to the game, You, somehow, some
way have overshadowed at times the joy that Steph Curry
brings to the game and brings to the Golden State Warriors.
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And you were playing like garbage all season long. You
were playing horribly. You weren't contributing at all. And then
Jimmy Butler came there, and yeah, you stepped it up.
And I'm rooting for the Warriors, but you make it
hard to root for the Warriors. You were ad aligned
with Karl Anthony Towns. You were ad aligned when you
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punched Jordan Poole, who again looks like the lead singer
of DeBarge. He looks like El DeBarge or Chico de Barge.
That's who you punched a guy that looks like Chico
de Barge, Draymond Green. But when Isaiah Stewart of the
Detroit Pistons looked like he was about to grab your guy,
(18:31):
Steph Curry, where were you? I ain't see you. I
was literally expecting you to come flying into the screen
and do something. I think you're a bully. I think
you're a bully and a bullshitter, and I think you
need to grow up at some point and get some
perspective on yourself. Have a sense of humor, have a
(18:52):
sense of humor. Say yes, I fucked up that twenty
sixteen Championship team. I should have never gotten suspended. We
were on our way to winning that series, and everything
fell apart when I couldn't control myself and I flicked
the penis of my now best friend, Lebron James, my
best friend who's balls. I juggle and I will. Lebron
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James doesn't need you to protect him, Draymond. When someone questions
Lebron James, when someone questions Briny James or anything in
the Lebron like, Damon's like, I'm gonna come in there,
and I'm gonna say because that's my man, he don't
need you. He don't need you to protect him. Trust me,
he's fine without you've inserted yourself into his world and
(19:35):
into his camp. He don't need you out there, Draymond,
get a joke book. Get yourself a joke book? Okay,
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News and more Likable NBA News in More bizarre NBA News.
Tracy Morgan, the great Tracy Morgan, who I've known for years.
Tracy's always cool, always for Mike. How you doing, Mike
Good be on my show, Come Beyond Last o G's
(20:27):
I got this part. I want you to do fuck
with Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan is in good health.
Tracy Morgan posted something that he's fine, So now we
have to make jokes. But it was crazy to see
that during the Miami Heat New York Knicks game in
Madison Square Garden, the world's most famous arena. Uh and
(20:51):
Tracy's at all the games, or a lot of the games.
I get free seats. I'll Tracy more. I've been coming
here since Banar King. I sat in the back when King,
me and him used to sit blow before games. It
was me. It was ghost Face and it was my cousin.
We were sniff and then Baranog got sober. I was
(21:14):
in the garden when Baranog King did sixty points. I
was there. I wasn't on the wood like Holp says,
but I was. I was in the garden when he
had had sixty. I don't with Tracy Morgan. I told
the usher that night, I'm gonna put a baby in you.
You know, Tracy Morgan is fucking hilarious. I remember it
(21:35):
was at a movie with my friend Toby. We were
at a daytime movie. This is like ten years ago. Toby,
well remember more. And Tracy was there was like a
daytime movie at the Grove in the La the movie
theater the Grove in LA and it was you know,
we went to go see something. Toby would remember better
than I would. We went to go see something and
(21:56):
it was just me, Toby and Tracy. He came, he said, Michael,
what are you going to see? The shit? Yo? Let
me say with you. We were bugging out the whole time.
And he's just hilarious. Anyway, Tracy Morgan was at the
Miami Heat game the other day and allegedly he said
that he had got food poisoning and threw up. It's
(22:17):
like second half of the game and he's court side, obviously,
and he just started throwing up, and there was photos
and then there was videos of him throwing up. And
it's crazy because it's Tracy Morgan. And again, he's fine,
he's healthy. It's crazy because he's sitting at the game
watching the Knicks beat the crap out of the Miami Heat,
or struggling. I think I've lost eight in a row.
(22:38):
And then he just pukes all over the place and
he had to be put out on a wheelchair. He
chose to go out on a wheelchair and allegedly he
has food poison He's fine, and I just can't wait
for him to just talk about like, Yo, I was,
I was in the suite. You know, I go to
the suite. You know what I'm talking about, Mike, You
was in the suite. I was in the suite with
you once before. I have my gold on, I have
(22:59):
my jewel where I'm eating lobster. You know, they got
lobster tails in the suite. Most people don't know where
the sweet is. Mike. Is my Tracy Morgan impression? Good
like I was in the suite. I was eating lobster
tails in macaroni and cheese. They got the best lobster
tails and the best macaroni and cheese. And then I
was like, fucking, I'm gonna have some of the chocolate
chip cookies. And I was downstairs with me. You see,
(23:21):
my man, he was sitting next to me. And I
threw up, and I was bugging because before I threw up,
I was like, Yo, I'm gonna shit my pants. So
I had to make a decision, Mike. I had to
make a decision. This is Tracy Morgan and Howison Howard.
I had to make a decision. Either I shit my
pants in Madison Square Garden or I throw up on
(23:43):
the court or both. But I made an executive decision,
so I threw up. I didn't think I was gonna
throw up, but I was eating lobster tails, macaroni and cheese,
and I wasn't even drinking. I'm sober, Howard, I'm sober.
I don't eat where everybody else eats in Madison Square Garden.
(24:03):
Frankfurt Is and all that. No disrespect to Frankfurters and
all that, but I don't do that no more. I'm
Tracy Morgan. I ate lobster tails and macaroni and cheese.
I had to make a decision either I shit my
pants or I throw up. And I decided I'm gonna
just throw up. And I know I was being filmed.
Like while I was throwing up, I was like, I
know this shit is gonna wind up on ESPN Top
(24:25):
ten plays. I know it's gonna wind up on Instagram.
I'm fucking I'm Tracy Morgan. I was sick. What am
I supposed to do? Shit my pants? But I told
them when they was taking me out in the wheelchair,
I said, Yo, scoop up that good pup. That's penicillin.
When I grew up in the Projects, we would make
(24:45):
that into a soup. My tt she's Dominican, she's half Dominican,
half Puerto Rican. She would make that into a soup.
When you throw up, she make that into a soup.
She'd give it to the whole project. That's real conan Anyway,
I've never done it. Tracy Morgan in pressure, but he's
so fun to imitate. I don't know if mine's good.
(25:06):
I told my wife when I got home, I said, Yo,
stick your tongue in my mouth. Taste all of this.
If you love me, you taste all of my puke.
A puke right there. And I told my wife, I said, you,
my queen, you, my queen. Stick your tongue in my
mouth and taste this throw up. It'll keep you won't
get sick. I've omcked in all that tiling on you. Yo.
(25:28):
If you drink my throw up, first of all, shows
that you love me. It shows that you love me,
and you won't get sick. It's a cure. Aw. You
can put that shit. If you got ashy feet, it's
like a lotion. If you got athletes foot, it'll cure
all that shit. Bad breath, heart palpitation. Telling you my
(25:50):
tt she used to make well when I used to
throw up when I was a kid. She would take
it and make it into a stool. Give everybody on
decalp as some of that stool. Nobody was sick for
six months. Tracy Morgan Another basketball news, Fun basketball news.
The White Mamba Brian Scalalabrini, friend in real life, friend
(26:11):
of the Iron Wrap Ports stereo podcasts. Everybody loves the Mamba.
Of course, we interacted fantastically when I was doing the
sideline reporting of the Big Three. Always loved the White Mamba.
Met the White Mamba when he was playing, I believe
when he was playing with the Chicago Bulls the first time,
and he come up to me and he'd like, people say,
I look like you. He's confrontational, but he's sweet as shit. Anyway,
(26:35):
The Mamba was challenged by a street ball guy who's
been getting a lot of love on social media for
about the last two years, George George the Messiah, who
seems like a great guy who loves basketball. Is a
total New York character. And I'm not shitting on George
George and Messiah his story. He's great and whatever he's doing.
But somehow Someway George the Messiah who's all over social
(26:58):
media and who plays people one on one at West Fortune,
and he bullies them and he does like all these
you know, aggressive tricks, and he like makes them look bad.
He throws the ball off their head and da da
da da dah. He said he could beat an NBA player,
and he called out the Mamba. Brian Scalabrini, The White
Mamba and the White Mamba showed up on a Saturday
(27:19):
morning and a damp pre spring day and beat George
and Messiah eleven to nothing. At George the Messiah and
his goons and his cronies, they're like three card Monte
one on one players. They scream at you, they yell
at you, they taunt you, they're videotaping you. They're heckling you.
George Masias throwing the ball over the fence. La la la,
(27:39):
and Mama showed up and be like yo. I played
with Kevin Garnett, I played with d Rose, I played
with the World Championship Boston Celtics, Tony Allen, Big Baby
Davis and them. You think this is gonna rattle me?
And the mama looked a little heavy, He looked a
little out of shape, and the mama still one eleven
(28:01):
Zip and George, George the Messiah and anybody else out there,
don't get it twisted. Don't call for the White Mamba
if you're not ready to deal with the White Mamba
or anybody else that has played in the NBA or
is currently playing in the G League, or who played
Division one basketball. There are levels to all of this.
(28:26):
I was watching Creighton. I think this kid's name is
Antsworth Creighton was playing Saint John. Saint John's won the
the Big Eiast Championship, which has brought back so many
memories of the golden days of Louis Carniseca and Chris
Mullen of course, and Walter Berry and Willie Glass, Mark
Jackson and all those fun Saint John's teams, Bill Wennington
(28:49):
and so forth and so on, Shelton Jones and uh.
It was great to see Rick Matino bring them back.
There was this kid Antsworth, I think his name is
Antsworth on Creighton. It looks like a regular sort of
white dude. He looks like he's probably six feet, probably
one hundred and eighty pounds. I was like, if you
put this dude anywhere in the world, he would literally
(29:10):
look like Steve Nash against anybody else in the world.
He's playing Division one starting point guard at Bigie's twenty
twenty five. You know how good you have to be
to be a starting point guard. I don't care if
you're mostly a facilitator and you're playing for Creighton or
some random school. If you're a Division one basketball player
and you start, you go anywhere, literally anywhere, for any
(29:35):
pickup game. You're gonna supersede and look like you're like
some sort of superhero. So George the Massaia and anybody else,
don't call for the White Mama Brian Scalabrini if you're
not ready to deal with Brian Scalabrini and heckling him,
pushing him and all that. His big bro, his og
for the Boston Sussex was Kevin Garnett in his prime.
(29:57):
Can you imagine the practices? Can you imagine the amount
of oppression that Brian Scalabrini has dealt with being a big, tall,
i mean, super duper white redhead basketball player, the shit talking.
He's had to show improve his entire basketball life, and
(30:17):
he showed improved the other day at West Fourth Street.
A Mama eleven nothing, George the Messiah, zero Mama eleven
game over. I'm out call me an uber. I'm done?
(30:46):
What else is going on? Mock Mood Khalil Khalil Mack
Mood Khalil Mack Mood is still in jail, prison, locked
up in Louisiana somewhere, and his light has become worldwide.
This guy's a hero. Khalil Mock Mood Mackmood Khalil uh
(31:06):
they're saying this is about free speech, and he's being
targeted and he's being kicked, and I broke it down
on the last pockets. I'm not going to reiterate this,
but I am gonna tell all you Mockmood Khalil Khalil
Mockmood fans, and it's crazy because Mackmood, Khalil Khalil Mackmood
is a Hamas groupie. He adores Hamas, he adores the Houthis,
(31:31):
he adores terrorists, and you sickos in the United States
on college campuses, and I see in different places worldwide
you adore a guy that adores Hamas and adores terror
It's like a trickle down effect. It's like shit and
then more shit. But I'm gonna tell you guys, in
(31:53):
regard to Khalil Mackmood, he not coming out, He not
getting out more. You're never gonna see him again in
the United States. Mock Mood Khalil will never set foot
in New York City. Khalil mock Mood will never ever
ever get a slice of New York City pizza. He'll
(32:15):
never be able to walk the beautiful streets up the
Upper West Side where Columbia University is you'll never be
able to saunter around Central Park, which is not too
far from Columbia Universe. You're never gonna be able to
hang out and chill in New York City ever, ever
again Khalil mock mood. And you did it to yourself,
(32:38):
you fucking asshole. So all you people that are screaming
and yelling free Khalil mock mood, You're gonna have to
go visit this motherfucker in Syria or wherever the fuck
they ship him. And I want to debut a new
song for you people. I am debuting a brand new
song for you people, the listeners, the watchers of the
im Rappaport Stereo podcast. And it goes little something like this,
(33:01):
Hit the road, Khalil, and don't you come back no more,
no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Khalil
and don't you come back no more? What do you say?
Hit the road? Khalil and don't you come back no more,
no more, no more, no more? Hit the road mock
mood and don't you come back no more? You dumb
fuck you. That is a debut, That is a pre mirror.
(33:25):
I'm gonna put that up on Spotify. Okay, But for
you guys that listen to the Iron Rapport Stereopagus, you
guys got it first, and you got it for free.
The name of the song is hit the Road mock
mood and don't you come back No more? What do
you say? Hit the road mock mood? And don't you
come back no more? No more, no more, no more?
(33:47):
Hit the road mock mood and don't you come back?
You dumb? Be clear? Mock Mood's never come Your hero,
your idol, the guy you're screaming, yelling for it's an
l He ain't getting out. He broke the rules, he
broke the law, and you blew it. You blew it
(34:10):
a mock mood, you blew it. And all the great
things about being in the United States, all the great
things about being in the greatest city in the world,
you took advantage of. I don't know who who gashed
you up or who told you shit was sweet. But
like I said, you're never gonna have pizza. You're never
(34:31):
gonna have a hot dorg. You're never gonna be hanging
out in Soho, You're never gonna be hanging out with
the hipsters. You never go to a Knicks game, a
Rangers game. You ruined all that for what, you fuck you?
And here's another chance. Hey, hey ho ho, Khalil Mohammad,
you got to go. Hey, hey ho ho, Khalil Mohammad,
(34:55):
you got to go? Hey, Hey what what? Ho ho?
What what? Khalil Mohammad? You to go? You fuck you?
All these college campus people they like chance, screaming and yelling, intimidating,
doing all that stuff. Hey hey, ho ho, Khalil, you
fuck you got to go? Hey hey what what? Hell? Ho?
(35:16):
What what? Khalil? You fuck you got to go? Bye bye, asshole?
What else is going on? I'm going to Israel. My
wife and I are going to Israel next week. We
are going to Israel next week. Barak Kashem. We are
going to Israel. We're gonna have a great trip. Obviously,
I'll be podcasting, I'll be youtubing from Israel. I cannot wait.
(35:37):
And unfortunately, the ceasefire between Israel and Gaza is over.
The ceasefire between Israel and Gaza is over. Because every
single proposal, every single opportunity, every single way to end
this war and move things forward, Gaza Hamas Hamas has
(36:01):
turned down. Everybody's trying to negotiate with these dogs, these pigs,
these Hyaenas. You got Steve Whitkoff, you got this person,
you got that person, You got Israeli's, you got the Katari's,
you got everybody's trying to negotiate with these fucking dogs.
You got fifty nine hostages, five Americans, and I'm gonna
tell you something. In the last few hours, Israel has
(36:23):
started air attacks on Gaza, and the only thing I
was thinking about is those fifty nine hostages. I am
praying for them. This is not great. This is not
like celebrate. This is not anything to be happy about.
It's something to be concerned about. It's something to be
gravely concerned about. The fact that there are twenty four hostages,
(36:44):
twenty four hostages that are alive, five Americans, one American
who is alive from New Jersey, Eaten Alexander. All I
was thinking about is as. I hope and pray that
they are safe. And it's crazy because somehow, someway they
can and keep themselves safe and hostages safe. Because I
don't know if you know this. Ganz is twenty eight
(37:06):
let's say, twenty eight miles long, let's say seven miles
it's between five and seven miles wide at different points,
twenty eight miles long, let's say between five and seven
miles wide. This tiny little strip of land, beautiful land,
which is causing so much trouble in the world. And
(37:27):
they have four hundred miles of tunnels. You know how
crazy that is. Twenty seven miles long, seven miles wide.
Yet they've built four hundred miles of tunnels below, weaving, bobbing,
going below and below and below and below and below.
This is what they've spent the last twenty something years on.
(37:50):
And who's not allowed to go into those four hundred
plus miles of tunnels. Who's not allowed to go into
those four hundred plus miles of tunnel? Any civilian from Gaza,
they don't allow them. And there's a rainstorm, it could
be a snowstorm bombing. The civilians aren't allowed to go
in there, only Amas. But I'm just praying that the
(38:15):
hostages are safe. I am praying for Israel, and I'm
praying for the destruction of Hamas. I am so fucking
glad that America has started attacking the Houthis, the pirates.
And again, I don't scoff at that shit. Anything could happen,
Anything could happen. I don't want any lost lives of
(38:36):
any Americans. But these pirates of the houthis these Hezbela
fucks Iran, so forth and so on. It's gone on
and on and on and on. I don't know if
this was premeditated, calculated, but a couple of nights ago,
America started banging the houthis Israel started banging Syria, and
then boom, after yet another Hossas negotiation failed, Israel was like,
(39:02):
fuck it. And I don't think it's dope. I don't
think it's cool. I don't think it's sexy. I'm not like,
let's kick ass. I just want our hostages to be safe.
I want the hostages to be freed, and I want
the people of Israel to be left alone. Leave the
people of Israel alone. It's never happening. You're never taking
(39:27):
over Israel. It's not happening. You can try, you can
fucking pray, you could do all this goofy shit, and
this book says that, and that book says it's never
ever ever happening. You want to end the war, bring
(39:47):
back free, release all the hostages. Come out with their
hands in the air butt ass naked. We need to
strip you fucks because we know you like to blow
yourselves up as you think you're gonna be martyrs. Come
out with your hands in the air, but ass naked
and surrender you fucks. You're not martyrs. You've been misled.
(40:10):
You've been misled, you've been miseducated, you've been bandboozled, you've
been hoodwinked. Let astray. You're not martyrs, and you're not
taking over Israel. There is no from the river to
the sea. It is not happening anyway. I'm done. I'm
fighting this cold. I am fifty five a tele friend
(40:31):
to tell a friend about the Iron rap Port Stereo
Podcast and Miles Jeorane Ake the Bleach brother' say kay
the dust this take me out of something your life,
take out of it something we're allowed. But most importantly
and this puppy with something real funk, it's the Iron
Rap Port Stereo Pod. Is I'm out baby. But the
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