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podcast exclusive. I break down the titles one through eleven
from Kanye West's new album. I'll tell you what one
track is called. Allegedly he changed it, but allegedly the
track was called Pets is Bigger. I'm not gonna look
into it. I'm not gonna explain, I'm not gonna diagnose it,
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Flamed Ashkenazi aka the Sultan of Sniff, aka the Disruptive
Warrior aka the Raging Bullshitter, and I am back on
the Golden Mic. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's
feeling real safe. Hope everybody is feeling really, really sane.
(03:22):
I'm rap Por Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct from
New York City. Been under the weather, dealing with some
flu like symptoms. I think I had the flu B.
Actually was diagnosed with the flu B. I don't know
what's the difference between the flu B, flu A and
the fluc but they told me I had the flu
(03:43):
B and my voice was all banged up. Almost better,
a little scratchy, little wolfman jackish right now. But I'm
feeling good. Glad to be back on the Golden Mic. Really,
hope everybody's feeling good. Gonna be moving and grooving to
Dallas next week. I'll be in Dallas the eleventh, twelfth,
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and thirteenth. Eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth the Addison Improv and
then I will be in New York. Come see me
in New York April nineteenth. April nineteenth, I will be
performing in New York City at the Grammercy Theater, which
obviously I can't wait to perform in New York City.
(04:29):
Gonna be super duper hyped, energized, infused, as I feel
like I am with all my shows. Try to give
every single thing I have every single time I have
an opportunity to do something. But all tickets, all information
is available at Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Again,
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the eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth, I will be in Dallas,
and then April nineteenth, I will be at the grammar
Sy Theater in New York City. We are heading into
the playoffs. The NBA playoffs are literally around the corner.
They start on April nineteenth, so each team has a
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few more games left and then we are going into
playoff basketball, which is a different kind of basketball than
regular season basketball. It just is it's more intense, slows
down more of a half court knit and grit style.
But if the playoffs started. As of the recording of
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this Iron Rapports Stereo Pockets, of course they have the
play in the play in tournament, which is exciting. It
is exciting. I like the playing. We can't have the tanking.
They're still tanking despite the playing. But there's gonna be
some good games. There's gonna be some good matchups the Knicks. Obviously,
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they need Jalen Brunson back. As of the sording this
Iron rap Port Stereo podcast, allegedly he's coming back asap,
like this weekend hopefully, And we need Jalen big Body Brunson.
We gave him that name. There are some other people
that refer to Jalen Brunson as big Body Brunson. I
(06:19):
gave him that name on the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast.
Fact check it, Google ai it, do whatever you need
to do. But the first person to say big Body
Brunson me Michael Rapport. The Gringo man Dangle. First person
is a big body Baron Trump, who me Michael rapp Report.
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But we need big Body healthy, and we need the
entire league healthy because it's going to be good. You
got the Lakers and the Warriors emerging. You have John
Morant and the Grizzlies. Ja bang bang Moran. He just
(07:01):
maybe he's got some sort of impulse control, because every
single time this guy seems to be figuring it out,
he fucks it up. Stop doing gun salutes. It's there's
so many other salutes to do. Be creative, Be as
creative as you are with the ball as you can
(07:25):
be with your salutes. It's the NBA. You don't see
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck at Disneyland doing gun salutes.
John Morant and all these other people that are doing gunslts,
And I know sometimes it's kind of like, oh, I'm
pulling the trigger, I'm shooting my shoot shooter. Shoot. But
they told you to stop doing it. Ja Moran, where
were you last year during the playoffs? Where were you
(07:49):
last year during the playoffs? Jah bangming Morant, Jah bang
bang Morant. You were fucking suspended. You want to get
suspended again. The league doesn't need you. You're a fun
player or an exciting player. Hit a game winning shot
the other night, but the league will fight. You're not
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Michael Jordan. He ain't Larry Joe Bird. You ain't Magic Johnson,
You ain't Steph Curry or Lebron James. You're a fun,
good player who plays for the Memphis Grizzlies. If you
never set foot on an NBA court again, the league
wouldn't think twice about you. I don't want to see
that happen. Nobody wants to see that happen. Come up
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with some other salutes. Maybe get yourself some medication. I'm
off the medication, guys, which I should have started the
show off by telling everybody, because I am no longer on.
I'm trying to go without mood stabilizers. I've been on
the mood stabilizers for a while. Spoke to my doctor,
(08:54):
talked to me about switching mood stabilizers, and I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna go solo. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go raw dog without a bag and try
no mood stabilizers and see how that goes. We don't know.
It's TBD, but I will tell you something. I will
tell you a little something that you guys can appreciate.
(09:16):
If you follow me on social media, you know that
I was just in Israel. I've been posting all about it.
I had a credible trip, crazy trip, but before I
went to Israel, and then while I was in Israel,
my emotions were so overwhelming. I have been crying like
a woman going through menopause. I have been crying like
(09:37):
a woman going through menopause, not just randomly, but just
with everything that's going on in the world, everything that's
going on in my life. Just fucking crazy. It's a
weird thing. I've never I've never had this before, and
I think it's because of everything that is going on
in the world. And I also think it's because I'm
off the mood stabilizers. Those mood stabilizers, they don't all
(10:00):
them moon stabilizers for no reason. They keep you, They
keep you from going too high and from going too low.
But right now I'm like a menopausal woman, which is
fucking crazy for me, the disruptive Warrior, because I've been
on that effects Her or maybe it was lexa Pro.
(10:22):
I know it was on effects Her, and then I
switched to Alexa Pro. I was on Lexapro and then
I switched to effects Her. Nonetheless, I'm raw dog. I
am raw dog without a bag right now.
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Podcast.
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Before I go further into the playoffs. I can't not
mention that the great and he was true great. Val
Kilmer has passed. Val Kilmer passed at sixty five years old.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We talked in depth about his documentary about his life
called Val, which if you haven't seen, it's a beautiful,
beautiful documentary about you know, what he's been dealing with
health wise and everything about his career. Val Kilmer was
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one of the first people to sort of videotape himself.
He had a video camera and he would videotape himself.
And the thing about this documentary that's so cool, amongst
other things, is he has videotape of him on the
set of Top Gun with him and Tom Cruise. He's
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got audition tapes that he made. It's really just a
really really it's not a fun movie, but it's a
good movie, the documentary of Val about Val Kilmer. But
what a fuck an actor and made me so many
good movies. The Doors was just what a what a performance,
what an incredible metamorphical? Is that a word metamorphical, metamorphing, metamorphous, metamorphical.
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I'll just go with metamorphical. That sounds like a word.
If it's not I'm gonna patent it. But I remember
seeing that at the Dome Theater in Hollywood and just
being like, WHOA. And I wasn't a Doors fan, but
afterwards I started, you know, listening to the Doors and
seeing videotape because there was so much excitement on that film,
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directed by Oliver Stone. And I don't think he was nominated.
I'm not sure if he was not. I know he
didn't win an oscar for that, but fuck yeah, he
wasn't even nominated. I just fact checked that, which you know,
I don't like to do with the iron wrap or
stereo podcast. But he should have been because that fucking
performance was incredible. And of course he was just so
good in everything he did, whether it was Top Gun,
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whether it was Heat, which was kind of one of
his last mainstream performances, and just great looking guy, subtle actor,
unique actor, quirky kind of actor. And I mean he
was Billy the kid. He was great in and just
(13:22):
really sad that he passes sixty five. I never met
Val Kilmer. And I'll tell you an interesting story, a
good story. I remember this when we were doing True Romance.
I've said this many times. I would just show up
on the set. I'd make excuses to come on the set,
and you know, I forgot something, or I got to
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do this, or I just show up, or I got lost.
Oh you guys are shooting here, like I was there
all the time because I couldn't believe I was a
part of the movie. And I was so excited to
be a part of the movie. But in the beginning
of the film, when they started casting all the parts
and they wound up Val Kilmer to play Elvis, you
never really see him. You hear his voice in true Romance.
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And obviously, I tell you I had already seen the
Doors and had already seen obviously Top Gun, but you know,
and Tombstone and Batman, for I mean, fucking guy had
a great career. But when he was on set, I
remember hearing or noticing or seeing I can't remember this specifically.
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You know, you hear people on walking to your vals,
walking to the wardrobe trailer, and I got called into
the wardrobe trailer, and I think I saw him at
the end of the trailer. I saw him go into
the trailer and I was like, I went back to
my trailer, Like I acted like I have to go
to the bathroom, and then I was in there because
I just didn't want to meet him. I didn't know
what to say to him. I was very in awe
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of him because of that performance the doors. Like I
was tripping. I was tripping that entire time when I
was doing True Romance. But I remember telling the ad
or the PA the PA at the time, I can't
go in there with him. I remember saying that, and
they laughed and I said, they said why, and I said,
I'm not going in there with him, meaning Val Kilmer.
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Like I just didn't want to. I was starstruck. I
was starstruck the entire time, and I didn't want to say,
you know, I just was like, oh shit, Like there's
fucking Val Kilmer amongst everybody else. I was in that cast,
Christopher walk and Samuel Jackson. I mean, everybody was in
that fucking movie, Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette. But I was
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tripping that I at that age, was doing a movie
with Val Kilmer, and I was bugging, you know, about
a year or two before at the Hollywood Dome, the
Cinema Dome in Hollywood, I think that's what it's called.
Watching him in the doors and just being like, what
the fuck is this guy? There's some other level type
(16:01):
of shit, like some Daniel da Lewis metamorphous shit. So
may his memory be a blessing and may his work
continue to inspire and live on as I know it will.
The Great Val Kilmer passed a couple of days ago
at sixty five years old. Sixty five too young. But
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going back to the playoffs, the playing tournament as of
today will be the Mavericks versus the Kings. Anthony Davis
is surging. He got hit in the eye the other
night and shockingly didn't leave the game. The Timberwolves and
the Clippers, where Kawhi Leonard is back to looking like
Kawhi Leonard, so be careful. Kawhi Leonard and James Harden
(16:49):
are cooking and Kawhi Leonard is back to looking like
Kawhi Leonard. Obviously he's the load management King and so
injury prone. But it was great. It would be great
to see Kawhi Leonard make it through the playoffs and
take the Clippers as far as they can go. That
being said, I don't know how far they can go,
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and as of today, they played the other night. It
was a great game. Again, this is all this could
all change, But the Lakers and the Warriors might they
could might maybe possibly meet in the first round of
the NBA playoffs. Obviously that would be sick and exciting
and must watch TV, Must watch NBA TV. And like
(17:33):
I said, the Grizzlies are falling apart. They fired their coach,
Ja Morant as may or may not have some sort
of impulse control disorder. You'll get yourself on a move stabilizer. Joh,
you're never too young. The thunder are incredible and tough
(17:54):
and tall and long. No Bruno, they are very long.
No Diddy, John Morant again like just a fucking a moron.
And the Warriors are just cooking with Jimmy Butler. They're
fucking serious, yo. The Warriors are serious, and the Lakers
are serious, but the Warriors are more serious. And obviously
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the other day, Yokick had that sixty one point triple double.
But Westbrook blew it. To quote the great Robert De
Niro and Koppland, you blew it, you blew it, but
can't can't. This is why you win by the Westbrook,
you die by the Westbrook. And he's done more good
than not. The Rockets are red hot the Suns and
(18:41):
the sun is setting on Kevin Durant and the Phoenix Suns.
Kd's hurt, so he says, and like I said, it's
musical chairs for the last spot, Dallas, Sacramento. The Baby
Bowls are fun. They're playing in the East right now.
They will be in the play in versus the Heat again.
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This is as of recording of this Iron Rapportstereal podcast.
The Hawks are always a problem. You never fucking know
when Trey Young is gonna go on a tear. They
made it to the Eastern Conference finals a few years ago,
and obviously it's a different team, but they are a fun,
running gun team. And the Bucks are adjusting without Dame Dollar.
Kate Cunningham has been out, so the Pistons who might
(19:27):
play the Knicks in the first round have been stumbling
and staggered. And the NBA is and always will be fantastic.
It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a great fucking
NBA playoff season. I am all four and like I said,
it starts April nineteenth. You know what else happens to
April nineteenth, New York City. I am performing at the
Grammar Seat Theater. Come see me live at the Grammar
(19:49):
Seat Theater. Tickets are available, They're almost sold out. Michael
Rappaportcomedy dot Com. The show is almost sold out. But
I can't wait. I can't wait for the play else
to get going. And I just hope everybody stays healthy.
Ice bath, hot bath tape, duct tape, jockstrap, double jockstrap.
Do what you need to do to stay healthy and
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on the court. Don't get yourself suspended. Job. You don't
want to do that. It could happen. John Morant, you
could get yourself suspended. You don't want to do that.
You ain't bigger than the fucking league. You're the star
player for the Memphis Grizzlies, no disrespect. The league will
(20:31):
go on without you. I got an exclusive for you, guys,
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KOOKI Kanye West is putting out a record, or has
already put out a record. I could give two shits,
but but I have an exclusive. I have my hands
hear that.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
On.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Allegedly, what were the original track names and track lists
for Kanye West album? I have one. This thing is
gonna be worth money someday. Now apparently he has changed
the name of the tracks on his new album, but
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at one point these these were the names of the
eleven songs on Kanye West KOOKI Kanye West aka the
Bellevue Kid. These are the original names of the songs.
Are you guys ready, Miles Jordan? Let me get a
beat all right? Like I said, I am Rapaport Stereo
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podcast exclusive. The first track the original track off of
Kooky Kanye West new album. It was supposed to be
called Run Bianca Run, which I don't need to explain.
I don't know why he was telling her to run.
I don't know why he thought that was a good idea.
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But as of the recording of this Iron Rapport Stereo podcast,
she has Carl Lewis her way out of this fucking
guy's life and I say, better late than never, Bianca.
But that was the first track. The second track for
Kanye's new album was called Donda Didn't Care. Maybe he
has come to terms with the fact or he thinks
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that his mother never loved him. I don't look into
these things. I am just reporting reporting. Hear the paper,
I have the paper. The third track off of the
Kanye West album. He changed these, but allegedly the third
track called Fat, Naked and Afraid. The next track was
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called The title is Cam has More Money, Kim has
more money, and he says it twice. That's the title,
Kim has more Money, Kim has more money. I would
love to hear that song. Track number five is Pete's
Is Bigger, which I think liosten, I don't know. I
(23:29):
just got this piece of paper. It was handed to me.
It was very, very like, you know, discreet. And somebody
came up to me and they were wearing black and
they popped out of a car. They said microrap Bar
said yes. They said we have something we think you
might want and I said, what is it? They said,
we have the original tracks of Kanye West's new album.
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Maybe this is not real, but it seems real. The
handwriting matches up. But track number five was gonna be
called Pete's Is Bigger. I'm thinking that means Pete Pete
Davidson's loaf was bigger. I don't know. Number six, the
track was supposed to be called They're All Laughing at You.
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They're all laughing at You, which seems like a very
introspective song because everyone's laughing at you. Track number seven
was called fifty one fifty aka the Rubber Room Song.
I'm feeling like that's good, that that's a positive, positive
sign that he named the song fifty one fifty the
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rubber Room Song, because maybe he knows he's fucking nuts.
Who knows? At this point. Track number eight was supposed
to be called I Have No Friends. Track number nine,
the original title was called am I a Mistake? Am
I a mistake?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Question mark?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It wasn't just am I a mistake? It was am
I a mistake? Question mark? Now here's where it really
gets interesting. Track number ten. This is where, like I
really feel like this this piece of paper I have
is gonna wind up like in the Smithsonian because it's
handwritten and he has the mistakes. He kept the mistakes
on What I Have as allegedly the original track songs
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of the Kanye West album. The original title was where
the Fuck is Bianca? But originally he spelled Bianca wrong.
He spelled it b I A C A, and then
he crossed it out and he spelled her name correctly,
B I A nca. But track number ten was originally
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called where the Fuck is Bianca? Which that sounds like
sort of like a like a love song, or maybe
it's gonna be like a banger. I don't know. Listen,
you could say what you want about Kanye West. Ever
know when he's gonna come out with another banger? And
number eleven, the eleventh song off the new Kanye West record,
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was originally called All Washed Up. That's a great title
and again introspective because if he's saying I'm making songs
called fifty one to fifty the Rubber Room song, and
he's doing a song to close the album called all
washed Up, he goes, maybe he's he's understanding that the
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fucking party is over. But I have my hands on
the hand written copy, you know, of the original track
list of Kanye West's new album. So there you have it.
I am rap por Stereo Podcast exclusive. What else is
going on? Uh? Let me see what else is? Oh,
(26:51):
this whole Lebron James Stephen A. Smith thing, I think
it's so so beneath the NBA. And I wouldn't be
surprised if Lebron James and Stephen A. Smith have had
or are going to have a zoom call with Adam Silver,
(27:13):
because now you've got Lebron James talking shit about Kenja
Perkins You got him talking shit about Brian Winhurst. Who
I've met Brian. Brian winner has been on the podcast.
He's exactly as nice as he seems. Couldn't be nicer,
couldn't be more happier that he has the career that
he has, very aware of how he got there, great
(27:36):
hard work, and you're talking about him. Lebron, you don't
like the way the league is covered, go back to
doing a podcast, find another podcast host. You know, if
you don't like the way the league is being covered,
turn your fucking TV off. Are you fully aware of
how the league is being covered? Do you watch every
(27:56):
single podcast on YouTube? Do you watch every single ESPN episode?
Because some of it is corny, some of it is
poppy and campy and gossipy, but a lot of it
is great. There's so many great people. Like I said,
might go to every morning when I want to know
what's going on in the NBA? Is I listen to Frankie?
(28:18):
I's Frankie is Sola and the Mamba. Brian Scalabrini serious XM.
You could afford serious XM. Lebron James, you can absolutely
afford it. I could afford it. You could afford it,
But there's so many intelligent, thoughtful game analysis, play analysis.
(28:41):
It's not all just you know, shits and giggles on ESPN. Obviously,
that's the place where a lot of people watch NBA coverage,
but it's not the only place. Turn it the funk off,
you know, like the way it's being covered, You're going
to have to windy, You're gonna have to fucking be
Wendy Brian Winners. What the fuck is the matter with you?
(29:05):
Do you need a mood stabilizer, Lebron James. Maybe you
need a mood stabilizer. Start yourself off with twenty milligrams
lexipro or twenty milligrams of you know, a simple simple
dose of effects her right. I mean, there's so many opportunities,
so many different mood stabilizers you can get yourself on.
(29:28):
I'm sure you're on other things. What I am sure
you are on all sort of other things, Lebron James. Anyway,
I don't like it, but I do like doing the podcast.
I told you, I'll be in Dallas next weekend, and
then I'll be in New York at the Gramercy Theater.
All tickets for all my shows are available at Michael
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Rappaportcomedy dot Com. Tell a friend to tell a friend
and bring a friend to come see me live, and
tell a friend about the Iron Rapport stereo podcast. Share
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have the exclusive original Rhum Kanye West tracks Miles Jordan
aka The Beach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take me
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podcast exclusive. I break down the titles one through eleven
from Kanye West's new album. I'll tell you what one
track is called. Allegedly he changed it, but allegedly the
track was called Pets is Bigger. I'm not gonna look
into it. I'm not gonna explain, I'm not gonna diagnose it,
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but I break down all the tracks. Plus NBA is
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Flamed Ashkenazi aka the Sultan of Sniff, aka the Disruptive
Warrior aka the Raging Bullshitter, and I am back on
the Golden Mic. Hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody's
feeling real safe. Hope everybody is feeling really, really sane.
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I'm rap Por Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct from
New York City. Been under the weather, dealing with some
flu like symptoms. I think I had the flu B.
Actually was diagnosed with the flu B. I don't know
what's the difference between the flu B, flu A and
the fluc but they told me I had the flu
(03:43):
B and my voice was all banged up. Almost better,
a little scratchy, little wolfman jackish right now. But I'm
feeling good. Glad to be back on the Golden Mic. Really,
hope everybody's feeling good. Gonna be moving and grooving to
Dallas next week. I'll be in Dallas the eleventh, twelfth,
(04:06):
and thirteenth. Eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth the Addison Improv and
then I will be in New York. Come see me
in New York April nineteenth. April nineteenth, I will be
performing in New York City at the Grammercy Theater, which
obviously I can't wait to perform in New York City.
(04:29):
Gonna be super duper hyped, energized, infused, as I feel
like I am with all my shows. Try to give
every single thing I have every single time I have
an opportunity to do something. But all tickets, all information
is available at Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Again,
(04:51):
the eleventh, twelfth, and thirteenth, I will be in Dallas,
and then April nineteenth, I will be at the grammar
Sy Theater in New York City. We are heading into
the playoffs. The NBA playoffs are literally around the corner.
They start on April nineteenth, so each team has a
(05:12):
few more games left and then we are going into
playoff basketball, which is a different kind of basketball than
regular season basketball. It just is it's more intense, slows
down more of a half court knit and grit style.
But if the playoffs started. As of the recording of
(05:34):
this Iron Rapports Stereo Pockets, of course they have the
play in the play in tournament, which is exciting. It
is exciting. I like the playing. We can't have the tanking.
They're still tanking despite the playing. But there's gonna be
some good games. There's gonna be some good matchups the Knicks. Obviously,
(05:57):
they need Jalen Brunson back. As of the sording this
Iron rap Port Stereo podcast, allegedly he's coming back asap,
like this weekend hopefully, And we need Jalen big Body Brunson.
We gave him that name. There are some other people
that refer to Jalen Brunson as big Body Brunson. I
(06:19):
gave him that name on the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast.
Fact check it, Google ai it, do whatever you need
to do. But the first person to say big Body
Brunson me Michael Rapport. The Gringo man Dangle. First person
is a big body Baron Trump, who me Michael rapp Report.
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But we need big Body healthy, and we need the
entire league healthy because it's going to be good. You
got the Lakers and the Warriors emerging. You have John
Morant and the Grizzlies. Ja bang bang Moran. He just
(07:01):
maybe he's got some sort of impulse control, because every
single time this guy seems to be figuring it out,
he fucks it up. Stop doing gun salutes. It's there's
so many other salutes to do. Be creative, Be as
creative as you are with the ball as you can
(07:25):
be with your salutes. It's the NBA. You don't see
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck at Disneyland doing gun salutes.
John Morant and all these other people that are doing gunslts,
And I know sometimes it's kind of like, oh, I'm
pulling the trigger, I'm shooting my shoot shooter. Shoot. But
they told you to stop doing it. Ja Moran, where
were you last year during the playoffs? Where were you
(07:49):
last year during the playoffs? Jah bangming Morant, Jah bang
bang Morant. You were fucking suspended. You want to get
suspended again. The league doesn't need you. You're a fun
player or an exciting player. Hit a game winning shot
the other night, but the league will fight. You're not
(08:11):
Michael Jordan. He ain't Larry Joe Bird. You ain't Magic Johnson,
You ain't Steph Curry or Lebron James. You're a fun,
good player who plays for the Memphis Grizzlies. If you
never set foot on an NBA court again, the league
wouldn't think twice about you. I don't want to see
that happen. Nobody wants to see that happen. Come up
(08:34):
with some other salutes. Maybe get yourself some medication. I'm
off the medication, guys, which I should have started the
show off by telling everybody, because I am no longer on.
I'm trying to go without mood stabilizers. I've been on
the mood stabilizers for a while. Spoke to my doctor,
(08:54):
talked to me about switching mood stabilizers, and I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna go solo. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go raw dog without a bag and try
no mood stabilizers and see how that goes. We don't know.
It's TBD, but I will tell you something. I will
tell you a little something that you guys can appreciate.
(09:16):
If you follow me on social media, you know that
I was just in Israel. I've been posting all about it.
I had a credible trip, crazy trip, but before I
went to Israel, and then while I was in Israel,
my emotions were so overwhelming. I have been crying like
a woman going through menopause. I have been crying like
(09:37):
a woman going through menopause, not just randomly, but just
with everything that's going on in the world, everything that's
going on in my life. Just fucking crazy. It's a
weird thing. I've never I've never had this before, and
I think it's because of everything that is going on
in the world. And I also think it's because I'm
off the mood stabilizers. Those mood stabilizers, they don't all
(10:00):
them moon stabilizers for no reason. They keep you, They
keep you from going too high and from going too low.
But right now I'm like a menopausal woman, which is
fucking crazy for me, the disruptive Warrior, because I've been
on that effects Her or maybe it was lexa Pro.
(10:22):
I know it was on effects Her, and then I
switched to Alexa Pro. I was on Lexapro and then
I switched to effects Her. Nonetheless, I'm raw dog. I
am raw dog without a bag right now.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Before I go further into the playoffs. I can't not
mention that the great and he was true great. Val
Kilmer has passed. Val Kilmer passed at sixty five years old.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
We talked in depth about his documentary about his life
called Val, which if you haven't seen, it's a beautiful,
beautiful documentary about you know, what he's been dealing with
health wise and everything about his career. Val Kilmer was
(11:27):
one of the first people to sort of videotape himself.
He had a video camera and he would videotape himself.
And the thing about this documentary that's so cool, amongst
other things, is he has videotape of him on the
set of Top Gun with him and Tom Cruise. He's
(11:47):
got audition tapes that he made. It's really just a
really really it's not a fun movie, but it's a
good movie, the documentary of Val about Val Kilmer. But
what a fuck an actor and made me so many
good movies. The Doors was just what a what a performance,
what an incredible metamorphical? Is that a word metamorphical, metamorphing, metamorphous, metamorphical.
(12:16):
I'll just go with metamorphical. That sounds like a word.
If it's not I'm gonna patent it. But I remember
seeing that at the Dome Theater in Hollywood and just
being like, WHOA. And I wasn't a Doors fan, but
afterwards I started, you know, listening to the Doors and
seeing videotape because there was so much excitement on that film,
(12:37):
directed by Oliver Stone. And I don't think he was nominated.
I'm not sure if he was not. I know he
didn't win an oscar for that, but fuck yeah, he
wasn't even nominated. I just fact checked that, which you know,
I don't like to do with the iron wrap or
stereo podcast. But he should have been because that fucking
performance was incredible. And of course he was just so
good in everything he did, whether it was Top Gun,
(13:01):
whether it was Heat, which was kind of one of
his last mainstream performances, and just great looking guy, subtle actor,
unique actor, quirky kind of actor. And I mean he
was Billy the kid. He was great in and just
(13:22):
really sad that he passes sixty five. I never met
Val Kilmer. And I'll tell you an interesting story, a
good story. I remember this when we were doing True Romance.
I've said this many times. I would just show up
on the set. I'd make excuses to come on the set,
and you know, I forgot something, or I got to
(13:44):
do this, or I just show up, or I got lost.
Oh you guys are shooting here, like I was there
all the time because I couldn't believe I was a
part of the movie. And I was so excited to
be a part of the movie. But in the beginning
of the film, when they started casting all the parts
and they wound up Val Kilmer to play Elvis, you
never really see him. You hear his voice in true Romance.
(14:07):
And obviously, I tell you I had already seen the
Doors and had already seen obviously Top Gun, but you know,
and Tombstone and Batman, for I mean, fucking guy had
a great career. But when he was on set, I
remember hearing or noticing or seeing I can't remember this specifically.
(14:33):
You know, you hear people on walking to your vals,
walking to the wardrobe trailer, and I got called into
the wardrobe trailer, and I think I saw him at
the end of the trailer. I saw him go into
the trailer and I was like, I went back to
my trailer, Like I acted like I have to go
to the bathroom, and then I was in there because
I just didn't want to meet him. I didn't know
what to say to him. I was very in awe
(14:53):
of him because of that performance the doors. Like I
was tripping. I was tripping that entire time when I
was doing True Romance. But I remember telling the ad
or the PA the PA at the time, I can't
go in there with him. I remember saying that, and
they laughed and I said, they said why, and I said,
I'm not going in there with him, meaning Val Kilmer.
(15:15):
Like I just didn't want to. I was starstruck. I
was starstruck the entire time, and I didn't want to say,
you know, I just was like, oh shit, Like there's
fucking Val Kilmer amongst everybody else. I was in that cast,
Christopher walk and Samuel Jackson. I mean, everybody was in
that fucking movie, Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette. But I was
(15:38):
tripping that I at that age, was doing a movie
with Val Kilmer, and I was bugging, you know, about
a year or two before at the Hollywood Dome, the
Cinema Dome in Hollywood, I think that's what it's called.
Watching him in the doors and just being like, what
the fuck is this guy? There's some other level type
(16:01):
of shit, like some Daniel da Lewis metamorphous shit. So
may his memory be a blessing and may his work
continue to inspire and live on as I know it will.
The Great Val Kilmer passed a couple of days ago
at sixty five years old. Sixty five too young. But
(16:24):
going back to the playoffs, the playing tournament as of
today will be the Mavericks versus the Kings. Anthony Davis
is surging. He got hit in the eye the other
night and shockingly didn't leave the game. The Timberwolves and
the Clippers, where Kawhi Leonard is back to looking like
Kawhi Leonard, so be careful. Kawhi Leonard and James Harden
(16:49):
are cooking and Kawhi Leonard is back to looking like
Kawhi Leonard. Obviously he's the load management King and so
injury prone. But it was great. It would be great
to see Kawhi Leonard make it through the playoffs and
take the Clippers as far as they can go. That
being said, I don't know how far they can go,
(17:11):
and as of today, they played the other night. It
was a great game. Again, this is all this could
all change, But the Lakers and the Warriors might they
could might maybe possibly meet in the first round of
the NBA playoffs. Obviously that would be sick and exciting
and must watch TV, Must watch NBA TV. And like
(17:33):
I said, the Grizzlies are falling apart. They fired their coach,
Ja Morant as may or may not have some sort
of impulse control disorder. You'll get yourself on a move stabilizer. Joh,
you're never too young. The thunder are incredible and tough
(17:54):
and tall and long. No Bruno, they are very long.
No Diddy, John Morant again like just a fucking a moron.
And the Warriors are just cooking with Jimmy Butler. They're
fucking serious, yo. The Warriors are serious, and the Lakers
are serious, but the Warriors are more serious. And obviously
(18:15):
the other day, Yokick had that sixty one point triple double.
But Westbrook blew it. To quote the great Robert De
Niro and Koppland, you blew it, you blew it, but
can't can't. This is why you win by the Westbrook,
you die by the Westbrook. And he's done more good
than not. The Rockets are red hot the Suns and
(18:41):
the sun is setting on Kevin Durant and the Phoenix Suns.
Kd's hurt, so he says, and like I said, it's
musical chairs for the last spot, Dallas, Sacramento. The Baby
Bowls are fun. They're playing in the East right now.
They will be in the play in versus the Heat again.
(19:04):
This is as of recording of this Iron Rapportstereal podcast.
The Hawks are always a problem. You never fucking know
when Trey Young is gonna go on a tear. They
made it to the Eastern Conference finals a few years ago,
and obviously it's a different team, but they are a fun,
running gun team. And the Bucks are adjusting without Dame Dollar.
Kate Cunningham has been out, so the Pistons who might
(19:27):
play the Knicks in the first round have been stumbling
and staggered. And the NBA is and always will be fantastic.
It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a great fucking
NBA playoff season. I am all four and like I said,
it starts April nineteenth. You know what else happens to
April nineteenth, New York City. I am performing at the
Grammar Seat Theater. Come see me live at the Grammar
(19:49):
Seat Theater. Tickets are available, They're almost sold out. Michael
Rappaportcomedy dot Com. The show is almost sold out. But
I can't wait. I can't wait for the play else
to get going. And I just hope everybody stays healthy.
Ice bath, hot bath tape, duct tape, jockstrap, double jockstrap.
Do what you need to do to stay healthy and
(20:11):
on the court. Don't get yourself suspended. Job. You don't
want to do that. It could happen. John Morant, you
could get yourself suspended. You don't want to do that.
You ain't bigger than the fucking league. You're the star
player for the Memphis Grizzlies, no disrespect. The league will
(20:31):
go on without you. I got an exclusive for you, guys,
(20:52):
KOOKI Kanye West is putting out a record, or has
already put out a record. I could give two shits,
but but I have an exclusive. I have my hands
hear that.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
On.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Allegedly, what were the original track names and track lists
for Kanye West album? I have one. This thing is
gonna be worth money someday. Now apparently he has changed
the name of the tracks on his new album, but
(21:32):
at one point these these were the names of the
eleven songs on Kanye West KOOKI Kanye West aka the
Bellevue Kid. These are the original names of the songs.
Are you guys ready, Miles Jordan? Let me get a
beat all right? Like I said, I am Rapaport Stereo
(21:56):
podcast exclusive. The first track the original track off of
Kooky Kanye West new album. It was supposed to be
called Run Bianca Run, which I don't need to explain.
I don't know why he was telling her to run.
I don't know why he thought that was a good idea.
(22:19):
But as of the recording of this Iron Rapport Stereo podcast,
she has Carl Lewis her way out of this fucking
guy's life and I say, better late than never, Bianca.
But that was the first track. The second track for
Kanye's new album was called Donda Didn't Care. Maybe he
has come to terms with the fact or he thinks
(22:39):
that his mother never loved him. I don't look into
these things. I am just reporting reporting. Hear the paper,
I have the paper. The third track off of the
Kanye West album. He changed these, but allegedly the third
track called Fat, Naked and Afraid. The next track was
(23:06):
called The title is Cam has More Money, Kim has
more money, and he says it twice. That's the title,
Kim has more Money, Kim has more money. I would
love to hear that song. Track number five is Pete's
Is Bigger, which I think liosten, I don't know. I
(23:29):
just got this piece of paper. It was handed to me.
It was very, very like, you know, discreet. And somebody
came up to me and they were wearing black and
they popped out of a car. They said microrap Bar
said yes. They said we have something we think you
might want and I said, what is it? They said,
we have the original tracks of Kanye West's new album.
(23:52):
Maybe this is not real, but it seems real. The
handwriting matches up. But track number five was gonna be
called Pete's Is Bigger. I'm thinking that means Pete Pete
Davidson's loaf was bigger. I don't know. Number six, the
track was supposed to be called They're All Laughing at You.
(24:16):
They're all laughing at You, which seems like a very
introspective song because everyone's laughing at you. Track number seven
was called fifty one fifty aka the Rubber Room Song.
I'm feeling like that's good, that that's a positive, positive
sign that he named the song fifty one fifty the
(24:38):
rubber Room Song, because maybe he knows he's fucking nuts.
Who knows? At this point. Track number eight was supposed
to be called I Have No Friends. Track number nine,
the original title was called am I a Mistake? Am
I a mistake?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Question mark?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
It wasn't just am I a mistake? It was am
I a mistake? Question mark? Now here's where it really
gets interesting. Track number ten. This is where, like I
really feel like this this piece of paper I have
is gonna wind up like in the Smithsonian because it's
handwritten and he has the mistakes. He kept the mistakes
on What I Have as allegedly the original track songs
(25:25):
of the Kanye West album. The original title was where
the Fuck is Bianca? But originally he spelled Bianca wrong.
He spelled it b I A C A, and then
he crossed it out and he spelled her name correctly,
B I A nca. But track number ten was originally
(25:46):
called where the Fuck is Bianca? Which that sounds like
sort of like a like a love song, or maybe
it's gonna be like a banger. I don't know. Listen,
you could say what you want about Kanye West. Ever
know when he's gonna come out with another banger? And
number eleven, the eleventh song off the new Kanye West record,
(26:08):
was originally called All Washed Up. That's a great title
and again introspective because if he's saying I'm making songs
called fifty one to fifty the Rubber Room song, and
he's doing a song to close the album called all
washed Up, he goes, maybe he's he's understanding that the
(26:29):
fucking party is over. But I have my hands on
the hand written copy, you know, of the original track
list of Kanye West's new album. So there you have it.
I am rap por Stereo Podcast exclusive. What else is
going on? Uh? Let me see what else is? Oh,
(26:51):
this whole Lebron James Stephen A. Smith thing, I think
it's so so beneath the NBA. And I wouldn't be
surprised if Lebron James and Stephen A. Smith have had
or are going to have a zoom call with Adam Silver,
(27:13):
because now you've got Lebron James talking shit about Kenja
Perkins You got him talking shit about Brian Winhurst. Who
I've met Brian. Brian winner has been on the podcast.
He's exactly as nice as he seems. Couldn't be nicer,
couldn't be more happier that he has the career that
he has, very aware of how he got there, great
(27:36):
hard work, and you're talking about him. Lebron, you don't
like the way the league is covered, go back to
doing a podcast, find another podcast host. You know, if
you don't like the way the league is being covered,
turn your fucking TV off. Are you fully aware of
how the league is being covered? Do you watch every
(27:56):
single podcast on YouTube? Do you watch every single ESPN episode?
Because some of it is corny, some of it is
poppy and campy and gossipy, but a lot of it
is great. There's so many great people. Like I said,
might go to every morning when I want to know
what's going on in the NBA? Is I listen to Frankie?
(28:18):
I's Frankie is Sola and the Mamba. Brian Scalabrini serious XM.
You could afford serious XM. Lebron James, you can absolutely
afford it. I could afford it. You could afford it,
But there's so many intelligent, thoughtful game analysis, play analysis.
(28:41):
It's not all just you know, shits and giggles on ESPN. Obviously,
that's the place where a lot of people watch NBA coverage,
but it's not the only place. Turn it the funk off,
you know, like the way it's being covered, You're going
to have to windy, You're gonna have to fucking be
Wendy Brian Winners. What the fuck is the matter with you?
(29:05):
Do you need a mood stabilizer, Lebron James. Maybe you
need a mood stabilizer. Start yourself off with twenty milligrams
lexipro or twenty milligrams of you know, a simple simple
dose of effects her right. I mean, there's so many opportunities,
so many different mood stabilizers you can get yourself on.
(29:28):
I'm sure you're on other things. What I am sure
you are on all sort of other things, Lebron James. Anyway,
I don't like it, but I do like doing the podcast.
I told you, I'll be in Dallas next weekend, and
then I'll be in New York at the Gramercy Theater.
All tickets for all my shows are available at Michael
(29:50):
Rappaportcomedy dot Com. Tell a friend to tell a friend
and bring a friend to come see me live, and
tell a friend about the Iron Rapport stereo podcast. Share
the like. This is a great like. Of course, we
have the exclusive original Rhum Kanye West tracks Miles Jordan
aka The Beach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers. Take me
(30:11):
out of you something real nice, Take me out of
something real loud, but most importantly in this puppy with
something super duper funk. You see, I am Rapport. Stye
pock Is come out.
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