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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All you see and hear about Coachella is this, the
lines and the smells, and the.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Waiting in line to go to.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The bathroom, and the waiting in line to take a shower,
and the waiting line to get a drink, and the
waiting in line to get water, and the waiting line
to get a beer, and the smells and the heat
and the traffic and the parking, and it seems like
just dog shit. And then you wait out there all
night and then Charlie x XO or whatever the fuck
(00:30):
her name is, Lord and Billie Eilish come out. That's
who you wait to see. And I think at that
point people don't care. We've waited, we've shot and buckets,
we've wiped our ass with leaves because I'm looking at
Charlie x XCX whatever the fuck this girl's name is,
Like this is like like a big star. Like this
(00:52):
state of popular music and what's hot and dope and
like the gatekeepers of music is just ridiculous. Boom Have
(01:14):
No Fear of the Iron Rap Ports stereo podcast is here.
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The NBA Playoffs slash play In is starting. I have predictions,
I have thoughts, I have excitement about all things and
b A. Plus Bill Maher goes to the White House
(01:37):
and has dinner with Dick Staine Donald Trump, and people
are going crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Like he met Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
People are going crazy like he's sitting down with a
mass murderer. I'm gonna give my thoughts and opinions on that.
I think it's totally fucking ridiculous. Plus Coachella, another wasted weekend.
In the heat of Coachella, why all to see Billie
Eilish and Charlie x x Oh Anyway, all that more
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Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're now rocking with the very very best the I
Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I hope everybody's feeling real good.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I hope everyone' feel real safe, hope everybody feel really sane.
So much to discuss, oh man, I mean, I don't
even know where to go.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I don't even know where to start. I thought I
was going to start one way.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm going to start another way, and by the end
of the podcast I might have to restart the entire
thing because it's just coming from left, right and beyond.
I want to give a shout out to Christoph's and
Spain big fan of the Iron rap Port stereo podcasts.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I want to give a shout out to the entire Spain
rap A Pack.
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I want to give a shout out to the entire
United States rap A Pack, the rap A Pack in Canada,
rap Pack in Europe, the Israeli rap a Pack, South
American Rapapack. But Ma me and Christoph hit me up
and he said, can I get a shout out? And
I said yes. Also want to give a shout out
to the people who came to see me in Austin, Texas.
Had some good shows out there, and I'm performing this Friday,
(04:15):
this one night, one show. It's sold out at the
Grammarcy Theater this Friday. Sorry, this Saturday, August nineteenth at
the Grammercy Theater. And I got some other shows coming
up in May. All tickets, all information is available at
Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com Michael Rapaportcomedy dot combaby. But the
(04:39):
NBA Playoffs are officially starting. The play in Tournament the playoffs.
I don't know if you're supposed to refer to the
playoffs and the plan is separate things. But NBA Playoff
slash play in Tournament is starting this week. Oh man,
I'm excited. We got the Hawks verse the Magic and
(05:03):
the Grizzlies verse the Warriors, the Warriors. Draymond Green missed
an open layup. Listen, it's a team game. He missed
an open layup. The campaigning defensive player of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Blew it, You fucking blew it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You're so worried about campaigning to be the defensive player
of the year, you're not working on your left handed layups.
But Tuesday Night, Tuesday Night, it all starts. The Hawks
verse the Magic, the Grizzlies versus the Warriors. The Hawks
have been a fun surprise. I've always been a big
Tray Young fan. He loves being the bad guys. Got
(05:39):
bad hair, bad attitude, bad teeth, but a good fucking
game and he embraces it all run and gun and
they want to outscore you. They are not looking to
lock down defend you. They are looking to out score you.
I don't think they have the size no Diddy to
beat Orlando, But like I said, with Trey Young and
(06:02):
playoff Tray cooking, moving and grooving, anything is possible with
that guy.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Do not forget a few years ago he led.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Them to the Eastern Conference Finals, which seems like a
lifetime ago.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But he still is that dude.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The one two punch of Palo and Franz Wagner is
going to be tough and tall. I'm expecting Orlando to
advance to face Cleveland in the playoffs again, which is
obviously gonna be tough for Orlando because Cleveland is just
a quiet bear, a sleeping quiet playoff under the radar bear.
(06:40):
They're not winning the championship, the Cleveland Cavaliers, but they're
a very very very good, very tough team. And then
of course the loser of that game will have to
face the winner of the Heat versus the Bulls on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Again.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's confusing, but you can lose in the play in
tournament and then play to live another day. Confusing, But Atlanta,
after they lose and I'm thinking they're gonna lose to Orlando,
they will have to face the winner of the Heat
versus the Bulls on Wednesdays. They told you last week,
the Baby Bulls are going to run, run, run. When
(07:15):
you're young, dumb and full of come, that is the
best way to keep you in the best shape, the
best opportunity to win. The Baby Bulls are young, dumb
and full of come, and they are going to take
care of business against Miami, who's had a shitty season,
who they beat to secure the ninth seed. Then they
(07:36):
will play the winner of Orlando versus Atlanta, and I
say that Atlanta and the Bulls will beat them to
face the Celtics. Okay, so again it's confusing, but this
is the way it is. The games are competitive. It's
better than tanking, although teams are still tanking hashtag the
Philadelphia seventy six ers. But it's NBA playoff basketball. It's
(07:59):
NBA playing basketball. It's NBA play off play in basketball,
and it starts immediately. It's all going down this week
and we will have playoff play in basketball.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Until late June, which is nuts, which is crazy. But
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And Chicago versus Boston, I mean, listen, can it be
an all time great series? I doubt it, But don't
sleep on the Bulls making it more competitive then you
might think. Then in the West, the Warriors have to
host Memphis, which is going to be a knockout, drag
out dog fight.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The Warriors, I know they are pissed, They are fucking pissed.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
They lost that game last week versus San Antonio. Then
they lost that game in overtime versus Kawhi who's looking
like Kawhi finally, and James Harden, who's looking like James Harden,
and people talk about handles. You never mentioned James Harden.
James Harden disgusting and he doesn't have like the Chris Paul,
(09:07):
Steph Curry, Kyrie Irving sweet sauce. But that motherfucker gets
wherever the fuck he wants on the basketball court. The Warriors, Memphis, Memphis,
you could do all that shit talking and job boom boom.
Morant so obsessed with his himself and his He's got
(09:29):
a really weird sense of self importance. I think John
Morant's got a learning disability. That's just I feel like
there's a piece.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's not connecting with John Morant. I do. I think
he's got a learning processing issue. That's just me. That's
just my opinion.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But Memphis, for all their antics, all their chest thumping
and celebrations, only one team has Steph Curry who jammed
his thumb. Jimmy Butler got in the thigh from Kawhi Leonard,
which looks like it hurt, and bang bang Morant will
(10:06):
be trying to throw grenades into the mix. But Golden
State is better, They play better, they have been playing better,
and I am expecting Golden State to win. Get the
seventh seed to face Houston, which will go seven games.
That ain't gonna be easy. Houston versus Golden State is
going to be tough. I know Golden State is like, fuck,
(10:27):
we could have had the week off, but now you
got to duke it out in the plan, which listen,
anything can happen in the plan. And on Wednesday, Sacramento
hosts Dallas Dallas the Dallas Mavericks, one of the most
gossiped about seasons in the history of the NBA, with
all things Luca, all things Kyrie, all things Anthony Davis,
(10:50):
all things Nico Harris. They are going to be going
against Sacramento. I think the Kings have too much size,
No Bruno end shooting to get past Dallas, who's just desperate,
and they're looking to get the can Coon or San
Trepez and start fresh next year. So I'm gonna go
with the Sacramento Kings and we'll see what de Rozan
(11:10):
and some bonus can do along with Zach Lavine and maybe,
you know, get that team in shape to do something
like legitimate next year, because that's some talented fucking those
are talented people.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Even though Damar is a little older, he's still debo.
He's still debo.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Anyway, I see the Kings facing the Grizzlies to battle
for the A seed. I think Memphis they're probably gonna
win that one, and they are gonna have the right
to face the Oklahoma City Thunder, which is not going
to be easy. The Thunder is gonna take that series
in five, but we shall see. I got all my predictions.
(11:50):
I am following the NBA closely tightly as we do
with the think take of the Iron Rapport stereo podcast.
The NBA is and always will be fantastic, and it
doesn't get any more fantastic than right now.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're coming to the end of the season.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Which means coaches are getting axed, and right when I started,
right when I fired up the Golden Mics or the
Iron Wrapper Scenario podcast. The Slim Reaper k D Trey
Easy Money Sniper shot down yet another fucking coach. Mike
(12:42):
Budenhauser just got fired by the Sun. Slim Reaper slays
another one, done, done done. Another one bites the dust.
They're gonna probably trade him in the offseason. Another great
coach has been let go while coaching one of the
(13:03):
quote unquote greatest players in the history of the NBA
easy Money Sniper, Kevin Durant, Devin Booker, and Bradley Beal
that failed fucked up experiment in Phoenix. What did Budeneizer do?
What do you have to do with it? These guys
are hurt. They don't care. Bradley Buial could give a shit.
(13:25):
He's just like, pay me, don't trade me. He don't
give a fuck. I know it's a business, but damn shit,
don't you love what you do? Bradley Beal And just
Kevin Durant the coach killer. How many coaches has he
gotten fired? I know he got a couple fired in Brooklyn.
(13:46):
I mean shit, But Budenizer is out in Phoenix. Budenheiser
is out in Phoenix, and blame the Slim Reaper. It
is his fucking fault. What else is going on? Bill Maher,
who I sometimes like, sometimes don't like. Sometimes I feel
like he's totally fucking annoying.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But obviously I respect him, is in the hot seat.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He's in the the Dicksting Donald Trump hot seat because
he got invited to the White House to hang out
and meet Dick stan Donald Trump and he did it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh my god, o MG.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Why would anybody go and meet the President of the
United States.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So people are freaking out. When I say people, I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Like Keith Olberman and all the far left whack job.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Pundits and critics.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
And I mean across the board, all that the media
and why would he do that? And he's cooked and
he went full mega blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And on and his.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Show Friday Night, Bill Maher, who's been really critical of
Trump since he got into politics, talked about the experience.
Miles Jordan play a little bit of some of the
things that Bill Moore talked about when he met Trump
at the White House.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
The other day, I had dinner with President Trump, a
dinner that was set up by my friend Kid Rock,
because we share a belief that there's got to be
something better than hurling insults from three thousand miles away.
And let me first say that to all the people
who treated this like it was some kind of summit meeting,
You're ridiculous. Okay, So meet up in person, maybe it'll
be different.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Spoiler alert.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
It was first good sign. Before I left for the Capitol,
I had my staff collect and print out this list
of almost sixty different insulting epithets that the President has
said about me, things like stupid, dummy, low life, dummy,
Slee's bag, sick said Stone call old crazy, really a
(16:03):
dumb guy, fired like a dog.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
His show is dead.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
The sixty I brought this to the White House because
I wanted him to sign it, which he did, which
he did.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
With good humor.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
And I know as I say that, millions of liberal
sphincters just tightened. Oh my god, Bill, are you going
to say something nice about him? What I'm going to
do is report exactly what happened. You decide what you
think about it. And if that's not enough pure Trump
hate for you, I don't give a.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So people are like, they're so disgusted that he would
even go meet the President of the United States, And
I'm thinking, you people are so pathetically full of shit.
In my deep, deep, deep walled dick steing Donald Trump days,
(17:06):
if I got invited to go meet him and talk
to him and ask questions and be in the White
House with the President of the United States and like
kind of be like, Yo, why do you do this?
Why do you do that? And That's exactly what Bill
mah did. He asked him questions it was chill, and
you know, some of the things he liked, some of
the things he didn't like, you know, and he gave
his full impression. Like I just played some of the clips.
(17:27):
But the fact that people would criticize a media person
slash comedian, but he's really, you know, a political pundit
and his humor is political. To go meet the president
of the United States just goes to show how fucking
pathetic things are. It goes to show how pathetic things are.
(17:48):
So if you hated Obama and you're a right wing,
fucking Republican Bapa bah, and you're in the media, and
and he says, come, come talk to me, Come let's
have a meet at the White House, you're not gonna go.
Is he a pedophile? Is he a rapist? No, he's
a president of the Unitedy, whether you like the person
(18:08):
or not. What an opportunity to sort of learn for yourself,
get a different perspective, maybe affirm and confirm all the
perspectives you thought. Maybe everything you thought about him was
totally right. Maybe some of the things you thought about
him were totally wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
A little bit of.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
This, But to just sit there and stew in your
misery and hate and not want to grow and explore
and ask questions, and if you go ask questions of
the President of the United whether you're critical or that
you're somehow, some way a sellout.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
People are a joke.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Let's go back to a nobody, including myself new cared
or thought they were a political expert.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Those were better, simpler days.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Seeing all these people say, oh, he's fully cooked, he's
fully red pilled, he's fully maggot, he's gone. D DA
for going to the White House and then sharing his
very honest experience on his show in great detail. I
just don't understand what the world is coming to. Should
you not talk to people? Should you not speak? Did
(19:16):
you actually think that Barack Obama was doing what he
said he did? This was a slick, smooth, charismatic, incredibly
articulate motherfucker who was totally full of shit. Cadaver Joe Biden,
he got stuffed in there. He was ridiculous, ridiculous. I'd
(19:39):
go sit down and meet with any of them. But
to sit there and say somebody like Billmore or anybody
else who has the opportunity to meet with the President
of United is some sort of sellout. You're not watching
their show, and you're just gonna stew in your big
bed of shit. It's so ridiculous. I mean, it's so pathetic.
It's so ridiculous, And it just goes to show how
little people want to grow, educate themselves, how much they
(20:03):
want to actually learn. People just want to stay fucking
angry as all anger And I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I get there.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I still go there, but as I get older, I
try to grow, listen, learn, and just who wouldn't take
that opportunity, who would not take that opportunity to meet
in the president in the White House with the sitting
president of the United States, no matter what you think
of them? So this is a big thing going all
over the fucking the news and the internet. And like
(20:32):
I said, I like Bill Maher, I don't like fucking
think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. But shit,
of course he's gonna sit down with the President and
he talked, he said, Yo, Trump signed a written piece
of paper of all the things that he has said
about Bill Maher. It was a productive, fun interesting experience
(20:52):
for Bill Maher. Anyway, I just think it's ridiculous that
people are getting so like just they's so judgmental that
someone would have the audacity to go meet with the President.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Of the United States. Oh my gosh, let me tell
you something. If dick dat Donald.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Trump calls me to meet him at the White House,
I'm fucking on the first thing smoking.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That shit would be dope.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That she'd be crazy, first of all, to be torn
around the White House with a president and to be
able to sit there and ask him questions. I fucking
sign me up. I don't give a fuck who's in
the office.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'd go.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I would fucking I would absolutely go meet any one
of these motherfuckers, even the ones that don't like old
man Bernie Sanders. I talk to any of these people,
you know what you would learn, You know what you
would get from that, you know kind of an experience
that would be, especially the way I would do it,
and I know the way Bill mart did it. I
(21:53):
would do it in a fucking second with any one
of them, name them. I would go sit and talk
to any of these people.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It'd be sick Coachella.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Every year I discuss a little bit of Coachella because
it seems like hell. Apparently people spend so much money
to get tickets to Coachella this year they have to, like,
I don't know, there's like some sort of payment plan
to get tickets to Coachella.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And all you see and hear about Coachella.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Is just the lines and the smells, and the waiting
in line to go to the bathroom, and the waiting
in line to take a shower, and the waiting line
to get a drink, and the waiting in line to
get water, and the waiting line to get a beer,
and the smells and the heat and the traffic and
the parking, and it seems like just dog shit. And
(22:54):
then you wait out there all night and then Charlie
x oh or whatever the fuck her name is Lord
and Billie Eilish come out. That's who you wait to see.
And I think at that point people don't care. We've waited,
we've shat and buckets, we've wiped our ass with leaves
(23:16):
because I'm looking at Charlie x XCX whatever the fuck
this girl's name is, Like this is like like a
big star, Like this state of popular music and what's
hot and dope and like the gatekeepers of music is
just ridiculous. And the idea of waiting eight hours to
(23:38):
park and sitting in the sun to sit there and
watch Charlie XCX Lord and Billie Eilish jump around on stage,
and everybody seems like they're on pills, and it just
seems like a miserable fucking experience, especially if you have
to put yourself on a payment plan. So we'll be
talking about Coachell for the next two weeks because this
(23:58):
thing goes off. It's like there's one weekend and then
everybody goes back and get tetanus shots, and then they
come back for more, and then there's another weekend. But
weekend one look like just brutal and fucking Travis Scott,
who have said many times, I know there's a certain
energy that Traviscott music has. There's just not an energy
or a flow that I want to be on. I
(24:20):
don't get Travis Scott. I don't know one Travis Scott song.
I can't quote one Travis Scott lyric. I know that
he jumps around cool, but he just seems like smoking mirrors.
But this guy's wildly successful, this Travis Scott, so I
guess he was there and it just seems like just
a shit.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Show all the way around.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Another shit show Khalil Mohammad Mohammad Khalil. It was announced
the other day that the judge in the Khalil Muhammad
Muhammad Khalil case Mohammed Khalil, who of course is the
green card holder, the student who came to America on
(25:02):
a student visa and then got his green card and
instead of you know, pushing and moving his life forward,
he lied on his application, allegedly, And while he was
up in Columbia for the last five hundred and fifty
five plus days, Khalil Mohammad Mohammad Khalil has been organizing,
(25:25):
has been setting up, has been one of the ring
leaders of all the terror apologists, terror adorers, terror fanboys
and girls at Columbia University, and of course I have
been on his ass And of course Khalil Mohammad he's
married to a womman Door or his wife his name
(25:46):
is Door or Moore, I think, but Door who's about
to give to the birth to their first kid. It
was announced the other day that Khalil Mohammad Mohammad Khalil,
he will be facing deep Port and I've sang, I've danced,
I have ranted, I did hit the road Khalil, and
(26:07):
don't you come back?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No more, no more, no more, no more.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I did you want it to be a big shot cuh, Khalil,
you had to open up your big fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I've done songs.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Chance, hey, hey ho ho, Khalil Muhammad, you dumb fuck,
you gotta go. I've done it all. So when I
found out that this fuck as of now the judge
said you got to go, asshole, I was so happy.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I was so happy because.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Jews in Israel and Israel and the Jews have so
many fish to fry. There's so many things going on,
and for somebody to have the honor opportunity, the gift
to come to the United States on a school visa
and then get their green card and to waste it
(27:00):
and piss it away thinking they could come into the
United States and tell any group of people where and
how and what the fuck they should be doing. You
got exactly what you deserve. Khalil Mohammad.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You fuck.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. And people were like, how do
you know he's gonna get deported? And I was like,
I'm not an expert. It's in the courts. What the
fuck do I know, but I felt it in my
bones because what he was doing just wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It just wasn't right. It's just not right, and there's
people doing.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Far worse things. Well, then you shouldn't put yourself on
the news. You shouldn't put your face out there. You
shouldn't have tried to be a fucking big shot, Khalil Mohammad.
There's so many fucking things you could have done with
your opportunity to be a United States citizen.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Then you pissed it away. And not only did you
piss it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Away, you were front and center putting yourself on camera
talking like you had a right to do that in
the United States. So we're close. We're close to bang
bang Bye bye, Khalil. You fuck it's awesome. It is awesome.
And like his wife, his baby good. They could pick
(28:17):
up and pack their shit and go wherever the fuck
they're gonna and I'll bet you won't do it. Wherever
the fucking goes. I'll bet you they have learned his
fucking lesson. And sometimes it takes getting your ass kicked
and learning a lesson to move on and maybe improve. Khalil,
Maybe you'll fucking maybe you'll tell other people that want
(28:37):
to come into the United States do something else with
your life.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Don't piss it all away.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Take this gift and this opportunity and do something good.
Otherwise you're gonna wind up like me back in Syria,
back in fucking Sear where I left and I got
out of. But I fucked it up because I came
to the United States and I wanted to be a
big shot with a big fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Good Khalil you fuck.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh you know it's an NBA thing that I wanted
to talk about. I don't know if anybody saw this,
but the other day Zeke Thomas, Isaiah Thomas, Detroit Piston
bad boy was I saw this in real time, and
I had a feeling it was going to turn into something.
But Lebron was warming up on court, as you've seen
(29:27):
him a lot, with his shirt off and his dou
rag on. Why this fucking guy still wears a due rag.
I have no idea. I don't know what your do
rag is do ragging, but you don't need to be
wearing a fucking do rag, homie. You have sprinkles left
and it's fine. You're forty. Shave it off. Shave it off,
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but Lebron James was warming up and Isaiah was covering
the game for NBA TV, or they were about to
start covering the game for NBA TV, and Isaiah Thomas.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Said this, I just think the professionalism in all nb
A league has diminished so much. And I look, I
like Lebron, I'm a fan of here and so forth
and so on. But to walk out on the floor
before a game with no shirt on and shoot, I mean,
(30:23):
come on, man, this where we at, what we're doing,
where we at now? If you want to Adam Silva,
if you want to find somebody sign that, put a
fine on that.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
If you see him when he say he seemed pissed
and he was angry, and people are like, yo, why
you sound so angry, Why you sound like you're a hater?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Da da da?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
And I think I understand, first of all, I saynt Thomas,
he looks young, He's from a different generation. And I
think the accumulation of coaches getting fired, players sitting, you know,
in some of the things that have gone on the
the gossip, frustrating parts of the NBA, the jah morants,
(31:06):
the celebrations, the load management, and a lot of the
coaching decisions because I know he was pissed off about
Mike Malone. His father, Brendan Malone, Mike Malone's father, was
an assistant coach for Isaiah Thomas for his a big
part of his tenure with the Detroit Pistons, if not
the entire tenure. And I think it was just maybe
(31:27):
an accumulation of some of the bullshit that Isaiah finds
with the league, and I think a lot of people,
you know, have that with the league. It just came
off again and not a good way for Isaiah Thomas.
And I mean everybody was like, damn, yo, Zeka thought
you was cool, thought she was. I'm like, Yo, Isaiah
Thomas is He's a different generation. He's from a different time.
(31:51):
He played under Bobby Knight. Like Isaiah Thomas came from
the the fucking dirt, dirt, dirt dirt of Chicago, and
you know, he's just a different dude from a different time.
And I feel like, you know, as much shit as
I talk about Lebron James, listen, personally, I agree, like, Yo,
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you're on the NBA court, put a T shirt on.
It doesn't matter if it's pre pre pregame you're on
the NBA court, Like, you don't need to be out
there chest naked.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Warming up.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Put it on a tank top, a shirt, whatever the
fuck you want to do. You have to have your
shirt off and a do rag on when you're you're
you're warming up in an NBA game, whether it's two
hours before the game, there's cameras there. It's not like
it's a private workout. Put some fucking clothes on. And
I think it's just a professionalism and a lack of
sort of just basic professionalism that he was talking about.
(32:46):
Although it came off hater ish, I get it. And
I also think in defensive Isaiah Thomas, it was an
accumulation of a lot of things that have gone on
for the last couple of years, and specifically this year.
I know he was pissed off the way the Nuggets
fired alone, so I don't think it was that big
of a deal. But sometimes Isaiah, I think isn't the
(33:08):
best of at articulating himself. But you could step to
Isaiah if you've got a problem with it. Lebron, see
how that goes. Because you want to talk about straight
up gangster like real life motherfucker who you do not
want to get on the bad side of for real.
Isaiah Thomas from Shyytown Zeke Thomas, is that dude anyway?
(33:31):
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I'm out.
All you see and hear about Coachella is this, the
lines and the smells, and the.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Waiting in line to go to.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
The bathroom, and the waiting in line to take a shower,
and the waiting line to get a drink, and the
waiting in line to get water, and the waiting line
to get a beer, and the smells and the heat
and the traffic and the parking, and it seems like
just dog shit. And then you wait out there all
night and then Charlie x XO or whatever the fuck
(00:30):
her name is, Lord and Billie Eilish come out. That's
who you wait to see. And I think at that
point people don't care. We've waited, we've shot and buckets,
we've wiped our ass with leaves because I'm looking at
Charlie x XCX whatever the fuck this girl's name is,
Like this is like like a big star. Like this
(00:52):
state of popular music and what's hot and dope and
like the gatekeepers of music is just ridiculous. Boom Have
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(01:37):
and has dinner with Dick Staine Donald Trump, and people
are going crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Like he met Adolf Hitler.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
People are going crazy like he's sitting down with a
mass murderer. I'm gonna give my thoughts and opinions on that.
I think it's totally fucking ridiculous. Plus Coachella, another wasted weekend.
In the heat of Coachella, why all to see Billie
Eilish and Charlie x x Oh Anyway, all that more
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I hope everyone' feel real safe, hope everybody feel really sane.
So much to discuss, oh man, I mean, I don't
even know where to go.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I don't even know where to start. I thought I
was going to start one way.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I'm going to start another way, and by the end
of the podcast I might have to restart the entire
thing because it's just coming from left, right and beyond.
I want to give a shout out to Christoph's and
Spain big fan of the Iron rap Port stereo podcasts.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I want to give a shout out to the entire Spain
rap A Pack.
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I want to give a shout out to the entire
United States rap A Pack, the rap A Pack in Canada,
rap Pack in Europe, the Israeli rap a Pack, South
American Rapapack. But Ma me and Christoph hit me up
and he said, can I get a shout out? And
I said yes. Also want to give a shout out
to the people who came to see me in Austin, Texas.
Had some good shows out there, and I'm performing this Friday,
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this one night, one show. It's sold out at the
Grammarcy Theater this Friday. Sorry, this Saturday, August nineteenth at
the Grammercy Theater. And I got some other shows coming
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Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com Michael Rapaportcomedy dot combaby. But the
(04:39):
NBA Playoffs are officially starting. The play in Tournament the playoffs.
I don't know if you're supposed to refer to the
playoffs and the plan is separate things. But NBA Playoff
slash play in Tournament is starting this week. Oh man,
I'm excited. We got the Hawks verse the Magic and
(05:03):
the Grizzlies verse the Warriors, the Warriors. Draymond Green missed
an open layup. Listen, it's a team game. He missed
an open layup. The campaigning defensive player of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Blew it, You fucking blew it.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You're so worried about campaigning to be the defensive player
of the year, you're not working on your left handed layups.
But Tuesday Night, Tuesday Night, it all starts. The Hawks
verse the Magic, the Grizzlies versus the Warriors. The Hawks
have been a fun surprise. I've always been a big
Tray Young fan. He loves being the bad guys. Got
(05:39):
bad hair, bad attitude, bad teeth, but a good fucking
game and he embraces it all run and gun and
they want to outscore you. They are not looking to
lock down defend you. They are looking to out score you.
I don't think they have the size no Diddy to
beat Orlando, But like I said, with Trey Young and
(06:02):
playoff Tray cooking, moving and grooving, anything is possible with
that guy.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Do not forget a few years ago he led.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Them to the Eastern Conference Finals, which seems like a
lifetime ago.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But he still is that dude.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The one two punch of Palo and Franz Wagner is
going to be tough and tall. I'm expecting Orlando to
advance to face Cleveland in the playoffs again, which is
obviously gonna be tough for Orlando because Cleveland is just
a quiet bear, a sleeping quiet playoff under the radar bear.
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They're not winning the championship, the Cleveland Cavaliers, but they're
a very very very good, very tough team. And then
of course the loser of that game will have to
face the winner of the Heat versus the Bulls on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Again.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
It's confusing, but you can lose in the play in
tournament and then play to live another day. Confusing, But Atlanta,
after they lose and I'm thinking they're gonna lose to Orlando,
they will have to face the winner of the Heat
versus the Bulls on Wednesdays. They told you last week,
the Baby Bulls are going to run, run, run. When
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you're young, dumb and full of come, that is the
best way to keep you in the best shape, the
best opportunity to win. The Baby Bulls are young, dumb
and full of come, and they are going to take
care of business against Miami, who's had a shitty season,
who they beat to secure the ninth seed. Then they
(07:36):
will play the winner of Orlando versus Atlanta, and I
say that Atlanta and the Bulls will beat them to
face the Celtics. Okay, so again it's confusing, but this
is the way it is. The games are competitive. It's
better than tanking, although teams are still tanking hashtag the
Philadelphia seventy six ers. But it's NBA playoff basketball. It's
(07:59):
NBA playing basketball. It's NBA play off play in basketball,
and it starts immediately. It's all going down this week
and we will have playoff play in basketball.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Until late June, which is nuts, which is crazy. But
I love it. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
And Chicago versus Boston, I mean, listen, can it be
an all time great series? I doubt it, But don't
sleep on the Bulls making it more competitive then you
might think. Then in the West, the Warriors have to
host Memphis, which is going to be a knockout, drag
out dog fight.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
The Warriors, I know they are pissed, They are fucking pissed.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
They lost that game last week versus San Antonio. Then
they lost that game in overtime versus Kawhi who's looking
like Kawhi finally, and James Harden, who's looking like James Harden,
and people talk about handles. You never mentioned James Harden.
James Harden disgusting and he doesn't have like the Chris Paul,
(09:07):
Steph Curry, Kyrie Irving sweet sauce. But that motherfucker gets
wherever the fuck he wants on the basketball court. The Warriors, Memphis, Memphis,
you could do all that shit talking and job boom boom.
Morant so obsessed with his himself and his He's got
(09:29):
a really weird sense of self importance. I think John
Morant's got a learning disability. That's just I feel like
there's a piece.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
That's not connecting with John Morant. I do. I think
he's got a learning processing issue. That's just me. That's
just my opinion.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
But Memphis, for all their antics, all their chest thumping
and celebrations, only one team has Steph Curry who jammed
his thumb. Jimmy Butler got in the thigh from Kawhi Leonard,
which looks like it hurt, and bang bang Morant will
(10:06):
be trying to throw grenades into the mix. But Golden
State is better, They play better, they have been playing better,
and I am expecting Golden State to win. Get the
seventh seed to face Houston, which will go seven games.
That ain't gonna be easy. Houston versus Golden State is
going to be tough. I know Golden State is like, fuck,
(10:27):
we could have had the week off, but now you
got to duke it out in the plan, which listen,
anything can happen in the plan. And on Wednesday, Sacramento
hosts Dallas Dallas the Dallas Mavericks, one of the most
gossiped about seasons in the history of the NBA, with
all things Luca, all things Kyrie, all things Anthony Davis,
(10:50):
all things Nico Harris. They are going to be going
against Sacramento. I think the Kings have too much size,
No Bruno end shooting to get past Dallas, who's just desperate,
and they're looking to get the can Coon or San
Trepez and start fresh next year. So I'm gonna go
with the Sacramento Kings and we'll see what de Rozan
(11:10):
and some bonus can do along with Zach Lavine and maybe,
you know, get that team in shape to do something
like legitimate next year, because that's some talented fucking those
are talented people.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Even though Damar is a little older, he's still debo.
He's still debo.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Anyway, I see the Kings facing the Grizzlies to battle
for the A seed. I think Memphis they're probably gonna
win that one, and they are gonna have the right
to face the Oklahoma City Thunder, which is not going
to be easy. The Thunder is gonna take that series
in five, but we shall see. I got all my predictions.
(11:50):
I am following the NBA closely tightly as we do
with the think take of the Iron Rapport stereo podcast.
The NBA is and always will be fantastic, and it
doesn't get any more fantastic than right now.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
We're coming to the end of the season.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Which means coaches are getting axed, and right when I started,
right when I fired up the Golden Mics or the
Iron Wrapper Scenario podcast. The Slim Reaper k D Trey
Easy Money Sniper shot down yet another fucking coach. Mike
(12:42):
Budenhauser just got fired by the Sun. Slim Reaper slays
another one, done, done done. Another one bites the dust.
They're gonna probably trade him in the offseason. Another great
coach has been let go while coaching one of the
(13:03):
quote unquote greatest players in the history of the NBA
easy Money Sniper, Kevin Durant, Devin Booker, and Bradley Beal
that failed fucked up experiment in Phoenix. What did Budeneizer do?
What do you have to do with it? These guys
are hurt. They don't care. Bradley Buial could give a shit.
(13:25):
He's just like, pay me, don't trade me. He don't
give a fuck. I know it's a business, but damn shit,
don't you love what you do? Bradley Beal And just
Kevin Durant the coach killer. How many coaches has he
gotten fired? I know he got a couple fired in Brooklyn.
(13:46):
I mean shit, But Budenizer is out in Phoenix. Budenheiser
is out in Phoenix, and blame the Slim Reaper. It
is his fucking fault. What else is going on? Bill Maher,
who I sometimes like, sometimes don't like. Sometimes I feel
like he's totally fucking annoying.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But obviously I respect him, is in the hot seat.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He's in the the Dicksting Donald Trump hot seat because
he got invited to the White House to hang out
and meet Dick stan Donald Trump and he did it.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Oh my god, o MG.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Why would anybody go and meet the President of the
United States.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So people are freaking out. When I say people, I mean.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Like Keith Olberman and all the far left whack job.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Pundits and critics.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
And I mean across the board, all that the media
and why would he do that? And he's cooked and
he went full mega blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
And on and his.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Show Friday Night, Bill Maher, who's been really critical of
Trump since he got into politics, talked about the experience.
Miles Jordan play a little bit of some of the
things that Bill Moore talked about when he met Trump
at the White House.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
The other day, I had dinner with President Trump, a
dinner that was set up by my friend Kid Rock,
because we share a belief that there's got to be
something better than hurling insults from three thousand miles away.
And let me first say that to all the people
who treated this like it was some kind of summit meeting,
You're ridiculous. Okay, So meet up in person, maybe it'll
be different.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Spoiler alert.
Speaker 5 (15:41):
It was first good sign. Before I left for the Capitol,
I had my staff collect and print out this list
of almost sixty different insulting epithets that the President has
said about me, things like stupid, dummy, low life, dummy,
Slee's bag, sick said Stone call old crazy, really a
(16:03):
dumb guy, fired like a dog.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
His show is dead.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
The sixty I brought this to the White House because
I wanted him to sign it, which he did, which
he did.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
With good humor.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
And I know as I say that, millions of liberal
sphincters just tightened. Oh my god, Bill, are you going
to say something nice about him? What I'm going to
do is report exactly what happened. You decide what you
think about it. And if that's not enough pure Trump
hate for you, I don't give a.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
So people are like, they're so disgusted that he would
even go meet the President of the United States, And
I'm thinking, you people are so pathetically full of shit.
In my deep, deep, deep walled dick steing Donald Trump days,
(17:06):
if I got invited to go meet him and talk
to him and ask questions and be in the White
House with the President of the United States and like
kind of be like, Yo, why do you do this?
Why do you do that? And That's exactly what Bill
mah did. He asked him questions it was chill, and
you know, some of the things he liked, some of
the things he didn't like, you know, and he gave
his full impression. Like I just played some of the clips.
(17:27):
But the fact that people would criticize a media person
slash comedian, but he's really, you know, a political pundit
and his humor is political. To go meet the president
of the United States just goes to show how fucking
pathetic things are. It goes to show how pathetic things are.
(17:48):
So if you hated Obama and you're a right wing,
fucking Republican Bapa bah, and you're in the media, and
and he says, come, come talk to me, Come let's
have a meet at the White House, you're not gonna go.
Is he a pedophile? Is he a rapist? No, he's
a president of the Unitedy, whether you like the person
(18:08):
or not. What an opportunity to sort of learn for yourself,
get a different perspective, maybe affirm and confirm all the
perspectives you thought. Maybe everything you thought about him was
totally right. Maybe some of the things you thought about
him were totally wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
A little bit of.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
This, But to just sit there and stew in your
misery and hate and not want to grow and explore
and ask questions, and if you go ask questions of
the President of the United whether you're critical or that
you're somehow, some way a sellout.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
People are a joke.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Let's go back to a nobody, including myself new cared
or thought they were a political expert.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Those were better, simpler days.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Seeing all these people say, oh, he's fully cooked, he's
fully red pilled, he's fully maggot, he's gone. D DA
for going to the White House and then sharing his
very honest experience on his show in great detail. I
just don't understand what the world is coming to. Should
you not talk to people? Should you not speak? Did
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you actually think that Barack Obama was doing what he
said he did? This was a slick, smooth, charismatic, incredibly
articulate motherfucker who was totally full of shit. Cadaver Joe Biden,
he got stuffed in there. He was ridiculous, ridiculous. I'd
(19:39):
go sit down and meet with any of them. But
to sit there and say somebody like Billmore or anybody
else who has the opportunity to meet with the President
of United is some sort of sellout. You're not watching
their show, and you're just gonna stew in your big
bed of shit. It's so ridiculous. I mean, it's so pathetic.
It's so ridiculous, And it just goes to show how
little people want to grow, educate themselves, how much they
(20:03):
want to actually learn. People just want to stay fucking
angry as all anger And I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I get there.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
I still go there, but as I get older, I
try to grow, listen, learn, and just who wouldn't take
that opportunity, who would not take that opportunity to meet
in the president in the White House with the sitting
president of the United States, no matter what you think
of them? So this is a big thing going all
over the fucking the news and the internet. And like
(20:32):
I said, I like Bill Maher, I don't like fucking
think he's the greatest thing since sliced bread. But shit,
of course he's gonna sit down with the President and
he talked, he said, Yo, Trump signed a written piece
of paper of all the things that he has said
about Bill Maher. It was a productive, fun interesting experience
(20:52):
for Bill Maher. Anyway, I just think it's ridiculous that
people are getting so like just they's so judgmental that
someone would have the audacity to go meet with the President.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Of the United States. Oh my gosh, let me tell
you something. If dick dat Donald.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Trump calls me to meet him at the White House,
I'm fucking on the first thing smoking.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That shit would be dope.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
That she'd be crazy, first of all, to be torn
around the White House with a president and to be
able to sit there and ask him questions. I fucking
sign me up. I don't give a fuck who's in
the office.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'd go.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I would fucking I would absolutely go meet any one
of these motherfuckers, even the ones that don't like old
man Bernie Sanders. I talk to any of these people,
you know what you would learn, You know what you
would get from that, you know kind of an experience
that would be, especially the way I would do it,
and I know the way Bill mart did it. I
(21:53):
would do it in a fucking second with any one
of them, name them. I would go sit and talk
to any of these people.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
It'd be sick Coachella.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Every year I discuss a little bit of Coachella because
it seems like hell. Apparently people spend so much money
to get tickets to Coachella this year they have to, like,
I don't know, there's like some sort of payment plan
to get tickets to Coachella.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And all you see and hear about Coachella.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Is just the lines and the smells, and the waiting
in line to go to the bathroom, and the waiting
in line to take a shower, and the waiting line
to get a drink, and the waiting in line to
get water, and the waiting line to get a beer,
and the smells and the heat and the traffic and
the parking, and it seems like just dog shit. And
(22:54):
then you wait out there all night and then Charlie
x oh or whatever the fuck her name is Lord
and Billie Eilish come out. That's who you wait to see.
And I think at that point people don't care. We've waited,
we've shat and buckets, we've wiped our ass with leaves
(23:16):
because I'm looking at Charlie x XCX whatever the fuck
this girl's name is, Like this is like like a
big star, Like this state of popular music and what's
hot and dope and like the gatekeepers of music is
just ridiculous. And the idea of waiting eight hours to
(23:38):
park and sitting in the sun to sit there and
watch Charlie XCX Lord and Billie Eilish jump around on stage,
and everybody seems like they're on pills, and it just
seems like a miserable fucking experience, especially if you have
to put yourself on a payment plan. So we'll be
talking about Coachell for the next two weeks because this
(23:58):
thing goes off. It's like there's one weekend and then
everybody goes back and get tetanus shots, and then they
come back for more, and then there's another weekend. But
weekend one look like just brutal and fucking Travis Scott,
who have said many times, I know there's a certain
energy that Traviscott music has. There's just not an energy
or a flow that I want to be on. I
(24:20):
don't get Travis Scott. I don't know one Travis Scott song.
I can't quote one Travis Scott lyric. I know that
he jumps around cool, but he just seems like smoking mirrors.
But this guy's wildly successful, this Travis Scott, so I
guess he was there and it just seems like just
a shit.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Show all the way around.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Another shit show Khalil Mohammad Mohammad Khalil. It was announced
the other day that the judge in the Khalil Muhammad
Muhammad Khalil case Mohammed Khalil, who of course is the
green card holder, the student who came to America on
(25:02):
a student visa and then got his green card and
instead of you know, pushing and moving his life forward,
he lied on his application, allegedly, And while he was
up in Columbia for the last five hundred and fifty
five plus days, Khalil Mohammad Mohammad Khalil has been organizing,
(25:25):
has been setting up, has been one of the ring
leaders of all the terror apologists, terror adorers, terror fanboys
and girls at Columbia University, and of course I have
been on his ass And of course Khalil Mohammad he's
married to a womman Door or his wife his name
(25:46):
is Door or Moore, I think, but Door who's about
to give to the birth to their first kid. It
was announced the other day that Khalil Mohammad Mohammad Khalil,
he will be facing deep Port and I've sang, I've danced,
I have ranted, I did hit the road Khalil, and
(26:07):
don't you come back?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No more, no more, no more, no more.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I did you want it to be a big shot cuh, Khalil,
you had to open up your big fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
I've done songs.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Chance, hey, hey ho ho, Khalil Muhammad, you dumb fuck,
you gotta go. I've done it all. So when I
found out that this fuck as of now the judge
said you got to go, asshole, I was so happy.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
I was so happy because.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Jews in Israel and Israel and the Jews have so
many fish to fry. There's so many things going on,
and for somebody to have the honor opportunity, the gift
to come to the United States on a school visa
and then get their green card and to waste it
(27:00):
and piss it away thinking they could come into the
United States and tell any group of people where and
how and what the fuck they should be doing. You
got exactly what you deserve. Khalil Mohammad.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
You fuck.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
It's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. And people were like, how do
you know he's gonna get deported? And I was like,
I'm not an expert. It's in the courts. What the
fuck do I know, but I felt it in my
bones because what he was doing just wasn't right.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
It just wasn't right. It's just not right, and there's
people doing.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Far worse things. Well, then you shouldn't put yourself on
the news. You shouldn't put your face out there. You
shouldn't have tried to be a fucking big shot, Khalil Mohammad.
There's so many fucking things you could have done with
your opportunity to be a United States citizen.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Then you pissed it away. And not only did you
piss it.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Away, you were front and center putting yourself on camera
talking like you had a right to do that in
the United States. So we're close. We're close to bang
bang Bye bye, Khalil. You fuck it's awesome. It is awesome.
And like his wife, his baby good. They could pick
(28:17):
up and pack their shit and go wherever the fuck
they're gonna and I'll bet you won't do it. Wherever
the fucking goes. I'll bet you they have learned his
fucking lesson. And sometimes it takes getting your ass kicked
and learning a lesson to move on and maybe improve. Khalil,
Maybe you'll fucking maybe you'll tell other people that want
(28:37):
to come into the United States do something else with
your life.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Don't piss it all away.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Take this gift and this opportunity and do something good.
Otherwise you're gonna wind up like me back in Syria,
back in fucking Sear where I left and I got
out of. But I fucked it up because I came
to the United States and I wanted to be a
big shot with a big fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Good Khalil you fuck.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh you know it's an NBA thing that I wanted
to talk about. I don't know if anybody saw this,
but the other day Zeke Thomas, Isaiah Thomas, Detroit Piston
bad boy was I saw this in real time, and
I had a feeling it was going to turn into something.
But Lebron was warming up on court, as you've seen
(29:27):
him a lot, with his shirt off and his dou
rag on. Why this fucking guy still wears a due rag.
I have no idea. I don't know what your do
rag is do ragging, but you don't need to be
wearing a fucking do rag, homie. You have sprinkles left
and it's fine. You're forty. Shave it off. Shave it off,
(29:48):
but Lebron James was warming up and Isaiah was covering
the game for NBA TV, or they were about to
start covering the game for NBA TV, and Isaiah Thomas.
Speaker 6 (30:00):
Said this, I just think the professionalism in all nb
A league has diminished so much. And I look, I
like Lebron, I'm a fan of here and so forth
and so on. But to walk out on the floor
before a game with no shirt on and shoot, I mean,
(30:23):
come on, man, this where we at, what we're doing,
where we at now? If you want to Adam Silva,
if you want to find somebody sign that, put a
fine on that.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
If you see him when he say he seemed pissed
and he was angry, and people are like, yo, why
you sound so angry, Why you sound like you're a hater?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Da da da?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
And I think I understand, first of all, I saynt Thomas,
he looks young, He's from a different generation. And I
think the accumulation of coaches getting fired, players sitting, you know,
in some of the things that have gone on the
the gossip, frustrating parts of the NBA, the jah morants,
(31:06):
the celebrations, the load management, and a lot of the
coaching decisions because I know he was pissed off about
Mike Malone. His father, Brendan Malone, Mike Malone's father, was
an assistant coach for Isaiah Thomas for his a big
part of his tenure with the Detroit Pistons, if not
the entire tenure. And I think it was just maybe
(31:27):
an accumulation of some of the bullshit that Isaiah finds
with the league, and I think a lot of people,
you know, have that with the league. It just came
off again and not a good way for Isaiah Thomas.
And I mean everybody was like, damn, yo, Zeka thought
you was cool, thought she was. I'm like, Yo, Isaiah
Thomas is He's a different generation. He's from a different time.
(31:51):
He played under Bobby Knight. Like Isaiah Thomas came from
the the fucking dirt, dirt, dirt dirt of Chicago, and
you know, he's just a different dude from a different time.
And I feel like, you know, as much shit as
I talk about Lebron James, listen, personally, I agree, like, Yo,
(32:11):
you're on the NBA court, put a T shirt on.
It doesn't matter if it's pre pre pregame you're on
the NBA court, Like, you don't need to be out
there chest naked.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Warming up.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Put it on a tank top, a shirt, whatever the
fuck you want to do. You have to have your
shirt off and a do rag on when you're you're
you're warming up in an NBA game, whether it's two
hours before the game, there's cameras there. It's not like
it's a private workout. Put some fucking clothes on. And
I think it's just a professionalism and a lack of
sort of just basic professionalism that he was talking about.
(32:46):
Although it came off hater ish, I get it. And
I also think in defensive Isaiah Thomas, it was an
accumulation of a lot of things that have gone on
for the last couple of years, and specifically this year.
I know he was pissed off the way the Nuggets
fired alone, so I don't think it was that big
of a deal. But sometimes Isaiah, I think isn't the
(33:08):
best of at articulating himself. But you could step to
Isaiah if you've got a problem with it. Lebron, see
how that goes. Because you want to talk about straight
up gangster like real life motherfucker who you do not
want to get on the bad side of for real.
Isaiah Thomas from Shyytown Zeke Thomas, is that dude anyway?
(33:31):
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Speaker 1 (33:45):
Aka the Dust Brothers take me out of It's Only
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