March 31, 2023 • 30 mins
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am I am a Rapperport. Yes I am am a Rapperport.
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(00:25):
I've seen him on set a season Vetman, True Town,
catch him on his way across Fit rocking the New Balance.
He asked me to do the track because you know,
I round the leak, but I'm just waiting for the
Robert the Nero line of the Weak Breakfast, the Champions
host the bagel, Cream, Cheese, and lock. This is I
Am Rappaport. The show never stopped. Mike catch him Mountain
Public stretching his knees. But if you don't listen to
the show, yo, wigna please wigga please, I am rapt Podcast.
(01:06):
Oh yes, whoa whoah, my goodness, oh my goodness, gracious,
I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct from
New York, New York, the greatest city on Earth, so
nice we had to name it twice. Do you know
(01:28):
what the fuck this episode is going to be. This
is a dick stain Donald Trump pig roast, gotcha, gotcha,
you fuck got you real nice and we got your
real proper. How did we get here? Why did we
(01:50):
get here? And where do we go from here? See
I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast Museum quality podcasting. Let's start
this puppy off with something real loud. Let's start this
puppy off with something real proper, a most supportingly, Let's
start this I Am Wrappaport Stereo podcast off with something
(02:12):
real funky. This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Welcome,
Oh yes, whoa oh yes, have no fear. The I
(02:37):
Am or Rappaport Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome to the
Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Zigny Zone of disruption.
I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast is in the place to be.
This recording is taking place on March thirty first, twenty
(03:02):
twenty three. March thirtieth, twenty twenty three is a day
that will live on forever. My name is Michael Rappaporteo
aka the Gringo Man Dingo, aka the Disruptive Warrior aka
the Inflamed Oshka Nazi aka the Big Roaster. March thirtieth,
(03:27):
What a wonderful day in my heart and the hearts
of people, not just in America, across the globe. Thirty
days in March and over thirty counts of fraud being
charged against Big Dick Donald Trump. Oh, and the irony
(03:50):
Gwyneth Paltrow was cleared and freed of all her charges.
That whack job the Qanan Shaman was let out of jail,
and the indicted sliggitty slob dick Donald Trump. What a day.
(04:11):
March thirtieth will now be one of those days that
has an asterisk on the calendar forever. Oh my goodness, gracious,
this is man. This has been years into making. I
want that fucking purp work. I want that fucking perp walk,
I want that fucking orange suit. I cannot wait to
(04:34):
see that fucking mug shot. Stain that fuck like he
stains his pants every single day, like he has stained
this country for decades. I have been ranting and raving
about dick stained Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump since
(04:55):
episode sixty six. We're on episode A thou in ten
or eleven. I've been on this motherfucker since episode sixty
six of the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. That was
July fourteenth, twenty fifteen, almost eight years ago. When I
started talking about his wig piece and how he wanted
(05:17):
to climb the ranks of the Republican Party to become president.
Oh and he did. But when you become president, when
you attain that kind of power, there is ramifications. And
that fuck didn't even think he was gonna become president.
He thought he was gonna use running for president to
(05:43):
launch his own platform, his own television network. But somehow,
some way, this fucking guy wound up winning. He beat
the shit out of you, line Ted Cruise, He beat
the shit out of you, dumb Jeb Bush. Where the
fuck because he had? He beat the shit out of
crazy Ben Carson, Little Marco Rubio. Remember these guys. He
(06:08):
ran him into the fucking ground, Boring Josh Kshitch, Mitt Romney,
Mike Huckabee, Chris Christie, Rick Santorium, Jimmy Gilmour, Carly Fiona,
and Rand Paul roasted, toasted it, humiliated them, snapped on them,
(06:32):
insulted them to their fucking face before facing off against
Hillary Clinton. Oh my goodness, maybe fucking Jimmy Comey, You
motherfuck are you? If Jimmy Comey, James Comey, FBI had
didn't investigate Hillary Clinton's emails days before the election, picked
(06:55):
Dick might not be indicted today because he might not
have become the President of the United States, because he
might not have had to bribe former porn star to
keep her quiet in order for him to become president.
All your Trump supporters, you're mad at Alvin Bragg. Be
(07:19):
mad at James Comey, you fuck speaking of Alvin Bragg. Shit.
In my opinion, Alvin Bragg is the new King of
New York. Alvin Bragg from Harlem, New York, who I
knew growing up, Little Alvin, Chubby, little Alvin from one
(07:41):
hundred and thirty ninth Street in New York City. Salute
this man. He's on that Frank White, He's on that
Christopher Walking, He's on that Lawrence Fishburn, He's on that
Able Ferrara, He's on that King of New York. Shit.
(08:05):
He fucking did it. And this ain't about Georgie Sorrows,
the Saint about politics, the Saint about religion. This is
about a pig dick, sloppy, braggadocious, lying for the sake
of lying hush money in brown paper bags. No good, cheating, conniving,
(08:25):
fat fuck teflon Don This is your life, you fuck.
You cheated on Milanna and then tried to cover it
up to influence the presidential election. You did this to yourself, motherfucker,
and nobody, his kids, his daughter, Nobody questions whether or
(08:48):
not he was actually cheating on his wife. We all
know he was cheating on his wall. No one goes, oh,
maybe that wasn't true, maybe that was fake. Maybe this
whole thing is maybe he never had an affair wood Stormy,
Yes you did, motherfucker. This is just one of many, many, many, many,
(09:09):
many many affairs that I'm sure this fucking guy has
had over the years. The kids know it, Tiffany, Ivanka,
Pig Dick, Donald Trump Junior, dumb dumb Eric Trump. They
(09:30):
know it. Dad's been cheating on mom for years. Dad's
been cheating on step mom for years. You know it.
Their supporters know it. They don't give a fuck because
they abide. Why they abide, I don't know. But you
notice no one ever bat at an eye at the
(09:50):
fact that this motherfucker would be paying hush money because
we all know what kind of a sloppy son of
a fucking pig he is, Oh, yeah, he's a sloppy
son of a because his daddy's a pig and he
had a bunch of pig kids. Where's Ivanka, She's not tweeting,
she's off social media. Where's Milanna? You think she She's like,
(10:15):
you did it to yourself. You did it to yourself.
Dick stayed Downald Trump, this is your fucking life. It's
been going on for years. And like I said, on
the same day that they let Gwyneth go free, and
(10:38):
the same day they released that freak show, the Quanan
Shaman from jail and people are like, thank god he's
been released. I bet you that motherfucker will never go
into the Capitol building again. I bet you that motherfucker
won't hop the turnstiles. I bet you that motherfucker won't
do anything again. He spent that nice hard time in jail.
(11:03):
He thought he was gonna walk through the Capitol dressed
up like it was Halloween on January sixth, and ship
was gonna be sweet, Ship po sweet, Ship wasn't sweet,
and shit ain't sweet. You saw you guys are gonna
walk through the fucking capitol, take ships on the old
lady Nancy Pelosi's desk and get a little fifty dollars. Fine, motherfucker,
(11:26):
hell no, lock him up. They indicted you, you fuck
day indicted him, real nice and real proper. Matter of fact,
Miles Jordan, give me that motherfucking Willie Hudge. Oh no,
(11:53):
people have said, Mike rap, where's that Willie? That Willie
is right here. Let's take a little trip down memory
lane to quote the great nas Esque bar whoa you
hear that Willie Hutch? The sweet sounds of the great
Willie Hudchman. August twenty first, twenty eighteen, Michael Cohen admits
(12:21):
to arranging hush money payments for the president, and the
investigation begins. What a beautiful fucking day, And Michael Cohen
ain't no fucking hero lying. Michael Cohen the Jewish stereotype
that no Jews want to see, nor do we need
to see any more. August twenty nineteen. The District Attorney
(12:48):
subpoena is the Trump organization? You hear that, Willie? They
issued a subpoena to the Trump Organization and then another
subpoena to Pig Dick's act owning firm for eight years
of personal and corporate tax returns while he was the
fucking president, and then, of course, scrabidole big Dick sues
(13:12):
to protect an active president's tax returns. Why can't we
see your fucking tax turns. You're not exempt, motherfucker. You
thought ship was sweet. Shit ain't sweet. It ain't never
gonna be sweet for you, because, like I said, you're
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a lying, obnoxious, braggadocious, fidol, unlikable, sloppy, sick to range.
Dick stays, Oh yes, cut that Willie. So many people
associated with this motherfucker have gone down. So many people
(13:57):
associated with this motherfucker have gone to jail. Look at
fucking Rudy Giuliani. I was watching the Yankee game yesterday.
I was thinking about crooked Rudy Giuliani. He was the
king of New York. He was beloved in New York
after nine to eleven, and that motherfucker got ran into
(14:18):
the dirt. He's ran into the fucking ground, that animal
right nose dived abiding, supporting and standing up for Dick
Stain Donald Trump. Look at what happened to fucking Rudy Giuliani.
(14:41):
And they're like, oh well, Michael Cohen, he's gonna be
the star witness of this indictment. He's a liar, He's
a pathological liar. Of course, Michael Cohen is a pathological liar.
Look who he was working for. I don't know if
that motherfucker was a pathological liar before he worked Trump,
or he started becoming a pathological liar while he was
(15:04):
working for Trump. But the only way to work for
that slob is to be a pathological liar, and you
wind up in fucking jail or ran into the fucking
ground with bad teeth and hair dye running down the
side of your face while you're farting testifying in front
of court. Rudy GIULIANTI, shame on you clean your motherfucking diaper.
(15:30):
This has been going on twenty twenty. Autumn of twenty twenty,
the District Attorney's office had had grounds to investigate the
president for tax fraud. March first, the investigation sets their
sites on the Trump Organization's long serving chief financial officer,
Alan Weiselberg. Fucking Weiselberg is his name? Twenty twenty one
(15:57):
July twenty twenty one, the Trump organization in his charge
with running a fifteen year scheme, a scam. Weiselberg took
the fall. They've all fallen down. January first, twenty twenty two,
the New Manhattan District, Alvin Bragg from Harlem, New York,
(16:19):
Harlem Standard, Fuck Up, oh Man Podcast. It's been one
(16:41):
thing after another thing, and a couple of weeks ago,
it was two weeks ago everybody was like, it's over,
it's not happening. After slob Dick he said it. He
predicted he was going to get arrested, and he called
for protest. People will protest for Dick Stain, Donald Trump.
(17:03):
And let me tell you, guys something, I truly hope
that you don't just watch one point of view when
it comes to your news, whether it's podcast, whether it's
the YouTube, whether it's the Fox News, the CSNBC, the
Ben Shapiro, the Alex Jones, all of it. Study the
(17:27):
opposing points of you. I watched it all last night.
I watched it all last night. I watched hours it
his shit, I watched Shawan Handy, I watched Tucker Carlson,
Tucker Carlson showing handy. They had Dick Stain, Donald Trump
(17:49):
Junior up there, they had Eric Trump Eric Trump said,
my father he's gonna fight because he's a fighter. He's
gonna fight like he always does. And I'm thinking to myself,
you think your dad's a fighter? Where was he in Vietnam?
(18:09):
He got drafted, an old man, Fred, that racist pile
of shit from Queens, New York. Somehow Someway got him
out of really having his opportunity to fight. January sixth,
Why the fuck wasn't he marching with the protesters? He said,
(18:31):
I'm gonna march with you down there. No one holds
this motherfucker accountable. Why, I don't know. It's not like
his fuck stalls. Buck Wild Stormy Daniels said he got
a three inch mushroom dick. She called him mushroom dick.
(18:55):
He's a smear shit smear. January sixth was his opportunity
to fight when he got drafted. That was his opportunity
to fight. Now he just sends in dumb dumbs like
the QAnon Shaman to do his dirty work, Michael Cohen,
to do his dirty work. My prediction is that he
(19:17):
will be indicted on this charge and he still will
run for president of the United States. And as of today,
March thirty feet twenty twenty three. I think that he
will win President of the United States twenty twenty four.
I hate to say it, and you're probably like, Mike
rap No, Mike Rapp, why are you saying this. I'm
(19:42):
just keeping it real. I'm just keeping it funky. I
am telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
the truth. I just wish I could have seen the
look on my man Bobby de Niro's face when he
got the news. I wish I had be de Niro's
phone number. This motherfucker incited a riot in Washington, d C.
(20:10):
This motherfucker has dealt with all sorts of defamation from
alleged rape allegations, election fraud in Georgia, keeping classified documents,
and Marolago, the first ever president to be indicted. Oh
the humanity. The same judge who oversaw the conviction of
(20:32):
the Trump organization is going through the paperwork as I
rant on this year, I am rapports stereo podcast Dick Stay.
Donald Trump will Bill on a plane and fly to
New York. This is happening in New York, New York City,
his city. Can you imagine? Can you imagine you did
(20:57):
this to yourself? You fuck The best part about is
that he and his team were caught completely off court.
You thought you could control the narrative, pick Dick, do
not forget. They got al capone on taxes. He died
in prison, he caught syphilis. They can get you too,
(21:18):
you fat fuck you. Like I said, this ain't gonna
be the thing that brings him down down, But it's
a blow. He bleeds. It's like Rocky four in Drago.
He's cut. He's cut. He's not a machine. He's a man,
(21:39):
just like you. That's what Duke told Rocky when he
went back to the corner. Duke had to take over
training duties because Mickey died. Now we got to continue
attacking the body. Attack the body, the body, the body. Oh,
(21:59):
it brought me so much fucking joy, so many people
waiting for my reaction. Well here I am live, ending
living color. March went in like a lion and went
out like a pig. Whoa the pig rose to Dick Stain,
(22:20):
Donald Trump, this is the where were you when it happened? Moment?
I wish I could see the look on cadaver Joe
Biden's face. I wish I could see the look on
Barack Obama's face. Barack was probably smoking a joint, chilling,
laughing at this motherfucker. I wish I could have seen
(22:40):
the look on Dick Stain, Donald Trump Junior's face. I
wish I could have seen the look on Mitch McConnell
and Tucker Carlson's face. All you motherfuckers stood by him.
Mike Pence, he tried to hang you, and you still
stand by your man. And let me tell you something,
(23:01):
It's a fact. It's a fact. When people say this
will just make him a stronger presidential candidate, sad but true.
It is fucking sad but true. This will make him
a martyr, but he's been a martyr. Why I have
no I don't know. I wish I could tell you
(23:23):
and explain why motherfucker's stand by this lying, deceptive, obnoxious motherfucker.
I have no idea why he could get away with
whatever the fuck he wants. And these motherfucking Republicans, whether
the true blue Republicans Rhinos or die hard Dick Stain,
(23:45):
Donald Trump, Dick Rhyners like Marjorie Taylor Green, How could
you look yourself in the eye and still defend this motherfucker.
How the fuck did we fall so far to allow I,
no good down crook, to even be considered as a
fucking president. Let a little run it back. This is
(24:08):
where we are, me, Michael Rappaport, Ak the disruptive warrior.
I'm gonna be the one that stuffs that apple in
his face. We're gonna roast him. I'm gonna be the
one that slowly turns and watches the piggy cook the
piggy squeal, squeal like a pig. Oh my god, I
(24:36):
am Rappaport and I am re representing all of you.
Motherfucker's lock this fuck up, throw away, the key train,
the fucking swamp, make America greater. Wonder bread bag and
olive oil treatment for this country's greatest criminal, the greatest
criminal in American history. This isn't gonna do anything, guys,
(24:59):
This is it going to do anything. But it's a smear,
It's a little cut. It's one small step for man
and one giant leap for me. What a fantastic fucking
way to head in the first weekend of April. I
(25:21):
cannot wait to see what next week has to offer.
And let me tell you, guys, something for you people
that aren't in New York, and I know there's plenty
of you worldwide, the Rappapack, Brazil, Saudi Arabia, London, France,
the entire United States of America. This shit they're kicking
(25:46):
on the news about New York being some kind of
shit hole. Yes there's crime, Yes there's horrible violence, Yes
it needs to stop, but you could walk around New
York and still enjoy the greatest city on earth. Do
not listen to what these motherfuckers are saying, trying to
(26:07):
make it seem like this is some kind of war zone,
like this is some kind of fucking ravaged third world city,
some ravaged third world country. I was just outside. It's
a beautiful, beautiful spring day. There's always been crime in
New York. There's always crime in cities. It sucks. It's
(26:27):
not right, it's not American. We should do better, we
can do better. We should do better, we can do better.
Instead of nominating. It shouldn't have even gotten as far
with this pig, this slob, this animal. It shouldn't I
(26:48):
have even gotten to this point. But somehow, some fucking way,
it did, full tilt, full disruption, And like I said,
they loot that fucking Q and on Shaman at a
jail qNaN Shaman and never gonna break a law in
(27:12):
his life, Q and On Shalman, ain't jay walking June
On Shalman, ain't spitting on the street, Q and on
Shalman ain't chewing gum chew Q and Schaman it could
have curse Q and Chum got taught a lesson real
nice and real proper as you should have. The fuck
it happens. That's what the fuck happens when you break
(27:35):
into the capitol. Chess neked with paint, just a blake.
It's Halloween. On January sixth, goofball. They thought ship was
sweet running through the Capitol like this, dude's a martyr.
Good you did fourteen fucking munths in jail. Anyway, I'm done, finished.
(28:00):
I'm wishing everybody a fantastic weekend. I am wishing everybody
a great April first April Fools Day, except for an
April Fools Day. Ain't no tricks, ain't no pranks, because
on Tuesday, hopefully knock on wood, Tuesday, April fourth, that
(28:22):
motherfucker is going to be walked into the court. Some
hard work in New York City police officers gonna have
the honor and the privilege of handcuffing that fuck, fingerprinting
that fuck, and then hit him with a bright, flashing
monk shot. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, fantastic, and never forget you
(28:47):
did it to yourself. You fuck you, you did it
to yourself. You're not a victim, You're a loudmouth, obnoxious motherfucker.
Ran out of favors game so disrupted, came saw and
fully destructed. Tell a friend to Tell a friend to
listen to the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast Miles Jourdan aka
(29:09):
The Bleach Trunts aka The Dust Brothers. Take me Autie
here with something real nice. Take me Autie here with
something real loud, but most warningly, take me out of
here with something real funk. I am Rappaport Stereopods. I'm done.
The I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast live and you're down
with Rapperport. Yes I am, I'm a Rapperport. Yes I
am I am a Rapperport. Yes I am am a Rapperport.
Yes I am at a tune in. I am Rappaport
dot com because every single podcast, you know, he drops bombs.
(00:25):
I've seen him on set a season Vetman, True Town,
catch him on his way across Fit rocking the New Balance.
He asked me to do the track because you know,
I round the leak, but I'm just waiting for the
Robert the Nero line of the Weak Breakfast, the Champions
host the bagel, Cream, Cheese, and lock. This is I
Am Rappaport. The show never stopped. Mike catch him Mountain
Public stretching his knees. But if you don't listen to
the show, yo, wigna please wigga please, I am rapt Podcast.
(01:06):
Oh yes, whoa whoah, my goodness, oh my goodness, gracious,
I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct from
New York, New York, the greatest city on Earth, so
nice we had to name it twice. Do you know
(01:28):
what the fuck this episode is going to be. This
is a dick stain Donald Trump pig roast, gotcha, gotcha,
you fuck got you real nice and we got your
real proper. How did we get here? Why did we
(01:50):
get here? And where do we go from here? See
I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast Museum quality podcasting. Let's start
this puppy off with something real loud. Let's start this
puppy off with something real proper, a most supportingly, Let's
start this I Am Wrappaport Stereo podcast off with something
(02:12):
real funky. This is the I Am Rappaport Stereo Podcast. Welcome,
Oh yes, whoa oh yes, have no fear. The I
(02:37):
Am or Rappaport Stereo Podcast is here. Welcome to the
Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Zigny Zone of disruption.
I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast is in the place to be.
This recording is taking place on March thirty first, twenty
(03:02):
twenty three. March thirtieth, twenty twenty three is a day
that will live on forever. My name is Michael Rappaporteo
aka the Gringo Man Dingo, aka the Disruptive Warrior aka
the Inflamed Oshka Nazi aka the Big Roaster. March thirtieth,
(03:27):
What a wonderful day in my heart and the hearts
of people, not just in America, across the globe. Thirty
days in March and over thirty counts of fraud being
charged against Big Dick Donald Trump. Oh, and the irony
(03:50):
Gwyneth Paltrow was cleared and freed of all her charges.
That whack job the Qanan Shaman was let out of jail,
and the indicted sliggitty slob dick Donald Trump. What a day.
(04:11):
March thirtieth will now be one of those days that
has an asterisk on the calendar forever. Oh my goodness, gracious,
this is man. This has been years into making. I
want that fucking purp work. I want that fucking perp walk,
I want that fucking orange suit. I cannot wait to
(04:34):
see that fucking mug shot. Stain that fuck like he
stains his pants every single day, like he has stained
this country for decades. I have been ranting and raving
about dick stained Donald Trump, pig dick Donald Trump since
(04:55):
episode sixty six. We're on episode A thou in ten
or eleven. I've been on this motherfucker since episode sixty
six of the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. That was
July fourteenth, twenty fifteen, almost eight years ago. When I
started talking about his wig piece and how he wanted
(05:17):
to climb the ranks of the Republican Party to become president.
Oh and he did. But when you become president, when
you attain that kind of power, there is ramifications. And
that fuck didn't even think he was gonna become president.
He thought he was gonna use running for president to
(05:43):
launch his own platform, his own television network. But somehow,
some way, this fucking guy wound up winning. He beat
the shit out of you, line Ted Cruise, He beat
the shit out of you, dumb Jeb Bush. Where the
fuck because he had? He beat the shit out of
crazy Ben Carson, Little Marco Rubio. Remember these guys. He
(06:08):
ran him into the fucking ground, Boring Josh Kshitch, Mitt Romney,
Mike Huckabee, Chris Christie, Rick Santorium, Jimmy Gilmour, Carly Fiona,
and Rand Paul roasted, toasted it, humiliated them, snapped on them,
(06:32):
insulted them to their fucking face before facing off against
Hillary Clinton. Oh my goodness, maybe fucking Jimmy Comey, You
motherfuck are you? If Jimmy Comey, James Comey, FBI had
didn't investigate Hillary Clinton's emails days before the election, picked
(06:55):
Dick might not be indicted today because he might not
have become the President of the United States, because he
might not have had to bribe former porn star to
keep her quiet in order for him to become president.
All your Trump supporters, you're mad at Alvin Bragg. Be
(07:19):
mad at James Comey, you fuck speaking of Alvin Bragg. Shit.
In my opinion, Alvin Bragg is the new King of
New York. Alvin Bragg from Harlem, New York, who I
knew growing up, Little Alvin, Chubby, little Alvin from one
(07:41):
hundred and thirty ninth Street in New York City. Salute
this man. He's on that Frank White, He's on that
Christopher Walking, He's on that Lawrence Fishburn, He's on that
Able Ferrara, He's on that King of New York. Shit.
(08:05):
He fucking did it. And this ain't about Georgie Sorrows,
the Saint about politics, the Saint about religion. This is
about a pig dick, sloppy, braggadocious, lying for the sake
of lying hush money in brown paper bags. No good, cheating, conniving,
(08:25):
fat fuck teflon Don This is your life, you fuck.
You cheated on Milanna and then tried to cover it
up to influence the presidential election. You did this to yourself, motherfucker,
and nobody, his kids, his daughter, Nobody questions whether or
(08:48):
not he was actually cheating on his wife. We all
know he was cheating on his wall. No one goes, oh,
maybe that wasn't true, maybe that was fake. Maybe this
whole thing is maybe he never had an affair wood Stormy,
Yes you did, motherfucker. This is just one of many, many, many, many,
(09:09):
many many affairs that I'm sure this fucking guy has
had over the years. The kids know it, Tiffany, Ivanka,
Pig Dick, Donald Trump Junior, dumb dumb Eric Trump. They
(09:30):
know it. Dad's been cheating on mom for years. Dad's
been cheating on step mom for years. You know it.
Their supporters know it. They don't give a fuck because
they abide. Why they abide, I don't know. But you
notice no one ever bat at an eye at the
(09:50):
fact that this motherfucker would be paying hush money because
we all know what kind of a sloppy son of
a fucking pig he is, Oh, yeah, he's a sloppy
son of a because his daddy's a pig and he
had a bunch of pig kids. Where's Ivanka, She's not tweeting,
she's off social media. Where's Milanna? You think she She's like,
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you did it to yourself. You did it to yourself.
Dick stayed Downald Trump, this is your fucking life. It's
been going on for years. And like I said, on
the same day that they let Gwyneth go free, and
(10:38):
the same day they released that freak show, the Quanan
Shaman from jail and people are like, thank god he's
been released. I bet you that motherfucker will never go
into the Capitol building again. I bet you that motherfucker
won't hop the turnstiles. I bet you that motherfucker won't
do anything again. He spent that nice hard time in jail.
(11:03):
He thought he was gonna walk through the Capitol dressed
up like it was Halloween on January sixth, and ship
was gonna be sweet, Ship po sweet, Ship wasn't sweet,
and shit ain't sweet. You saw you guys are gonna
walk through the fucking capitol, take ships on the old
lady Nancy Pelosi's desk and get a little fifty dollars. Fine, motherfucker,
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hell no, lock him up. They indicted you, you fuck
day indicted him, real nice and real proper. Matter of fact,
Miles Jordan, give me that motherfucking Willie Hudge. Oh no,
(11:53):
people have said, Mike rap, where's that Willie? That Willie
is right here. Let's take a little trip down memory
lane to quote the great nas Esque bar whoa you
hear that Willie Hutch? The sweet sounds of the great
Willie Hudchman. August twenty first, twenty eighteen, Michael Cohen admits
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to arranging hush money payments for the president, and the
investigation begins. What a beautiful fucking day, And Michael Cohen
ain't no fucking hero lying. Michael Cohen the Jewish stereotype
that no Jews want to see, nor do we need
to see any more. August twenty nineteen. The District Attorney
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subpoena is the Trump organization? You hear that, Willie? They
issued a subpoena to the Trump Organization and then another
subpoena to Pig Dick's act owning firm for eight years
of personal and corporate tax returns while he was the
fucking president, and then, of course, scrabidole big Dick sues
(13:12):
to protect an active president's tax returns. Why can't we
see your fucking tax turns. You're not exempt, motherfucker. You
thought ship was sweet. Shit ain't sweet. It ain't never
gonna be sweet for you, because, like I said, you're
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a lying, obnoxious, braggadocious, fidol, unlikable, sloppy, sick to range.
Dick stays, Oh yes, cut that Willie. So many people
associated with this motherfucker have gone down. So many people
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associated with this motherfucker have gone to jail. Look at
fucking Rudy Giuliani. I was watching the Yankee game yesterday.
I was thinking about crooked Rudy Giuliani. He was the
king of New York. He was beloved in New York
after nine to eleven, and that motherfucker got ran into
(14:18):
the dirt. He's ran into the fucking ground, that animal
right nose dived abiding, supporting and standing up for Dick
Stain Donald Trump. Look at what happened to fucking Rudy Giuliani.
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And they're like, oh well, Michael Cohen, he's gonna be
the star witness of this indictment. He's a liar, He's
a pathological liar. Of course, Michael Cohen is a pathological liar.
Look who he was working for. I don't know if
that motherfucker was a pathological liar before he worked Trump,
or he started becoming a pathological liar while he was
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working for Trump. But the only way to work for
that slob is to be a pathological liar, and you
wind up in fucking jail or ran into the fucking
ground with bad teeth and hair dye running down the
side of your face while you're farting testifying in front
of court. Rudy GIULIANTI, shame on you clean your motherfucking diaper.
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This has been going on twenty twenty. Autumn of twenty twenty,
the District Attorney's office had had grounds to investigate the
president for tax fraud. March first, the investigation sets their
sites on the Trump Organization's long serving chief financial officer,
Alan Weiselberg. Fucking Weiselberg is his name? Twenty twenty one
(15:57):
July twenty twenty one, the Trump organization in his charge
with running a fifteen year scheme, a scam. Weiselberg took
the fall. They've all fallen down. January first, twenty twenty two,
the New Manhattan District, Alvin Bragg from Harlem, New York,
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Harlem Standard, Fuck Up, oh Man Podcast. It's been one
(16:41):
thing after another thing, and a couple of weeks ago,
it was two weeks ago everybody was like, it's over,
it's not happening. After slob Dick he said it. He
predicted he was going to get arrested, and he called
for protest. People will protest for Dick Stain, Donald Trump.
(17:03):
And let me tell you, guys something, I truly hope
that you don't just watch one point of view when
it comes to your news, whether it's podcast, whether it's
the YouTube, whether it's the Fox News, the CSNBC, the
Ben Shapiro, the Alex Jones, all of it. Study the
(17:27):
opposing points of you. I watched it all last night.
I watched it all last night. I watched hours it
his shit, I watched Shawan Handy, I watched Tucker Carlson,
Tucker Carlson showing handy. They had Dick Stain, Donald Trump
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Junior up there, they had Eric Trump Eric Trump said,
my father he's gonna fight because he's a fighter. He's
gonna fight like he always does. And I'm thinking to myself,
you think your dad's a fighter? Where was he in Vietnam?
(18:09):
He got drafted, an old man, Fred, that racist pile
of shit from Queens, New York. Somehow Someway got him
out of really having his opportunity to fight. January sixth,
Why the fuck wasn't he marching with the protesters? He said,
(18:31):
I'm gonna march with you down there. No one holds
this motherfucker accountable. Why, I don't know. It's not like
his fuck stalls. Buck Wild Stormy Daniels said he got
a three inch mushroom dick. She called him mushroom dick.
(18:55):
He's a smear shit smear. January sixth was his opportunity
to fight when he got drafted. That was his opportunity
to fight. Now he just sends in dumb dumbs like
the QAnon Shaman to do his dirty work, Michael Cohen,
to do his dirty work. My prediction is that he
(19:17):
will be indicted on this charge and he still will
run for president of the United States. And as of today,
March thirty feet twenty twenty three. I think that he
will win President of the United States twenty twenty four.
I hate to say it, and you're probably like, Mike
rap No, Mike Rapp, why are you saying this. I'm
(19:42):
just keeping it real. I'm just keeping it funky. I
am telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but
the truth. I just wish I could have seen the
look on my man Bobby de Niro's face when he
got the news. I wish I had be de Niro's
phone number. This motherfucker incited a riot in Washington, d C.
(20:10):
This motherfucker has dealt with all sorts of defamation from
alleged rape allegations, election fraud in Georgia, keeping classified documents,
and Marolago, the first ever president to be indicted. Oh
the humanity. The same judge who oversaw the conviction of
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the Trump organization is going through the paperwork as I
rant on this year, I am rapports stereo podcast Dick Stay.
Donald Trump will Bill on a plane and fly to
New York. This is happening in New York, New York City,
his city. Can you imagine? Can you imagine you did
(20:57):
this to yourself? You fuck The best part about is
that he and his team were caught completely off court.
You thought you could control the narrative, pick Dick, do
not forget. They got al capone on taxes. He died
in prison, he caught syphilis. They can get you too,
(21:18):
you fat fuck you. Like I said, this ain't gonna
be the thing that brings him down down, But it's
a blow. He bleeds. It's like Rocky four in Drago.
He's cut. He's cut. He's not a machine. He's a man,
(21:39):
just like you. That's what Duke told Rocky when he
went back to the corner. Duke had to take over
training duties because Mickey died. Now we got to continue
attacking the body. Attack the body, the body, the body. Oh,
(21:59):
it brought me so much fucking joy, so many people
waiting for my reaction. Well here I am live, ending
living color. March went in like a lion and went
out like a pig. Whoa the pig rose to Dick Stain,
(22:20):
Donald Trump, this is the where were you when it happened? Moment?
I wish I could see the look on cadaver Joe
Biden's face. I wish I could see the look on
Barack Obama's face. Barack was probably smoking a joint, chilling,
laughing at this motherfucker. I wish I could have seen
(22:40):
the look on Dick Stain, Donald Trump Junior's face. I
wish I could have seen the look on Mitch McConnell
and Tucker Carlson's face. All you motherfuckers stood by him.
Mike Pence, he tried to hang you, and you still
stand by your man. And let me tell you something,
(23:01):
It's a fact. It's a fact. When people say this
will just make him a stronger presidential candidate, sad but true.
It is fucking sad but true. This will make him
a martyr, but he's been a martyr. Why I have
no I don't know. I wish I could tell you
(23:23):
and explain why motherfucker's stand by this lying, deceptive, obnoxious motherfucker.
I have no idea why he could get away with
whatever the fuck he wants. And these motherfucking Republicans, whether
the true blue Republicans Rhinos or die hard Dick Stain,
(23:45):
Donald Trump, Dick Rhyners like Marjorie Taylor Green, How could
you look yourself in the eye and still defend this motherfucker.
How the fuck did we fall so far to allow I,
no good down crook, to even be considered as a
fucking president. Let a little run it back. This is
(24:08):
where we are, me, Michael Rappaport, Ak the disruptive warrior.
I'm gonna be the one that stuffs that apple in
his face. We're gonna roast him. I'm gonna be the
one that slowly turns and watches the piggy cook the
piggy squeal, squeal like a pig. Oh my god, I
(24:36):
am Rappaport and I am re representing all of you.
Motherfucker's lock this fuck up, throw away, the key train,
the fucking swamp, make America greater. Wonder bread bag and
olive oil treatment for this country's greatest criminal, the greatest
criminal in American history. This isn't gonna do anything, guys,
(24:59):
This is it going to do anything. But it's a smear,
It's a little cut. It's one small step for man
and one giant leap for me. What a fantastic fucking
way to head in the first weekend of April. I
(25:21):
cannot wait to see what next week has to offer.
And let me tell you, guys, something for you people
that aren't in New York, and I know there's plenty
of you worldwide, the Rappapack, Brazil, Saudi Arabia, London, France,
the entire United States of America. This shit they're kicking
(25:46):
on the news about New York being some kind of
shit hole. Yes there's crime, Yes there's horrible violence, Yes
it needs to stop, but you could walk around New
York and still enjoy the greatest city on earth. Do
not listen to what these motherfuckers are saying, trying to
(26:07):
make it seem like this is some kind of war zone,
like this is some kind of fucking ravaged third world city,
some ravaged third world country. I was just outside. It's
a beautiful, beautiful spring day. There's always been crime in
New York. There's always crime in cities. It sucks. It's
(26:27):
not right, it's not American. We should do better, we
can do better. We should do better, we can do better.
Instead of nominating. It shouldn't have even gotten as far
with this pig, this slob, this animal. It shouldn't I
(26:48):
have even gotten to this point. But somehow, some fucking way,
it did, full tilt, full disruption, And like I said,
they loot that fucking Q and on Shaman at a
jail qNaN Shaman and never gonna break a law in
(27:12):
his life, Q and On Shalman, ain't jay walking June
On Shalman, ain't spitting on the street, Q and on
Shalman ain't chewing gum chew Q and Schaman it could
have curse Q and Chum got taught a lesson real
nice and real proper as you should have. The fuck
it happens. That's what the fuck happens when you break
(27:35):
into the capitol. Chess neked with paint, just a blake.
It's Halloween. On January sixth, goofball. They thought ship was
sweet running through the Capitol like this, dude's a martyr.
Good you did fourteen fucking munths in jail. Anyway, I'm done, finished.
(28:00):
I'm wishing everybody a fantastic weekend. I am wishing everybody
a great April first April Fools Day, except for an
April Fools Day. Ain't no tricks, ain't no pranks, because
on Tuesday, hopefully knock on wood, Tuesday, April fourth, that
(28:22):
motherfucker is going to be walked into the court. Some
hard work in New York City police officers gonna have
the honor and the privilege of handcuffing that fuck, fingerprinting
that fuck, and then hit him with a bright, flashing
monk shot. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, fantastic, and never forget you
(28:47):
did it to yourself. You fuck you, you did it
to yourself. You're not a victim, You're a loudmouth, obnoxious motherfucker.
Ran out of favors game so disrupted, came saw and
fully destructed. Tell a friend to Tell a friend to
listen to the Iron Rappaport Stereo podcast Miles Jourdan aka
(29:09):
The Bleach Trunts aka The Dust Brothers. Take me Autie
here with something real nice. Take me Autie here with
something real loud, but most warningly, take me out of
here with something real funk. I am Rappaport Stereopods. I'm done.
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