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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Olympics are underway, and I've never watched two on
two female beach volleyball before. I've seen clips on ESPN,
and uh, the other day, two on two beach volleyball
was on, and I'm kind of eating some potato chips
(00:24):
and not really paying attention with flipping the channels because
they're all over The Olympics are in every channel, like MSNBC, NBC, Peacock,
Peacock plus, they're all over the place. And I go,
these girls are playing Olympic two on two beach volleyball
and bikinis. And we ain't talking about like, you know,
(00:46):
like sports bikinis. We're talking about like like bikinis, like
some Pamela Anderson Baywatch shit. And they were competing their
answers off in the Eiffel Towers in the background. But
if you want a sport, ladies and gentlemen, and ladies
and gentlemen, if you want a sport to pay attention
to that's competitive, that ain't ban on the eyes ladies
(01:10):
and gentlemen, watch them two on two women's beach volleable. Hey,
you might want to watch them two on two men's
beach volleable. I don't know if they're out there in
banana hammocks, but they should be because if the women
are out there in these Baywatch Pamela Anderson bikinis, the
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men should be out there banana hammock hanging. Boom have
no Fear of the Iron Reports Stereo podcast is hereby
Boom Have no fear d I am rap Reports Stereo
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podcast is here in the place to be in Sue
Casa on today's Banging I am Rapports Stereo. The Olympics
are underway and the opening ceremony was a failed experiment.
It was a great experiment, but it was a failed experiment.
Or maybe it's a great experiment because I'm talking about it.
(02:14):
Plus Team USA when full iverson, they went full throttle.
I don't think they can be beat. Plus a tragedy
in Israel, another tragedy, another massacre. This is a hard hitting,
fully disruptive, very diversified I am Rapport Stereo podcast. Coming
up next, Miles Jordan Ak the beach with us Iggy
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this puppy over with something real fun. I am rapport
with that real pockets, Let's fucking go, Let's go boom.
(03:01):
Welcome to the im Rappaport Stereo Podcast, the world's most
disruptive podcast. My name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed
Ashkanazi aka the Sultan of Sniff, aka the Raging Bullshitter
aka the White Chocolate Tito aka the Gringo man Dingo.
(03:22):
And this is the I Am Rapaport Stereo Podcast, the
world's most disruptive podcast. Welcome, Welcome to the Iron Dome
of disseruption. I hope everybody's feeling real good. Hope everybody
is feeling real safe as we come up on the
(03:42):
ten year anniversary of the im Rappaport Stereo Podcast. What
were you doing? Huh? What were you doing when you
first heard the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast. Ten years
of disruption, man, that is a long long long time
(04:07):
to be disrupting. Crazy. Ten years of disruption, and oh,
how the podcast world has changed now. Podcasts are like assholes.
Everybody has one, But when I started, it wasn't like that.
I'm so glad to be rocking on the Golden Mic,
(04:29):
the Golden Mic for ten years, ten years of full disruption,
and I have become a controversial figure in the last
ten years. And actually I came out of the womb
as a controversial figure. It wasn't this mic, it wasn't
this podcast that made me controversial. This just brought my controversial,
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disruptive personality to the masses. Anyway, Hope body's feeling real good.
Hope everybody is feeling real safe. Hope everybody is feeling
real saying, Rapa Pack worldwide, the Rapa Pack in the
United States, Canada, South America, Rapa Pack in Argentina, Rapa
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Pack in Australia, New Zealand, of course, the French Rapa Pack,
the Israel Rapa Pack, and the Rapa Pack parts unknown.
We're coming to the end, the end of July. We
are almost at the end of July. We're heading into
the second Man. We're going deep into the second half
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of twenty twenty four. And I never ever ever thought
it would be well. Actually, I said from the beginning,
Actually I said from twenty twenty three, twenty twenty four
is going to be the wackiest of the wacky, and
it's been more than that so far. Twenty twenty four
has been crazy, but we're hitting in the second half
(06:00):
of the summer. Enjoy it while you can, even though
it's hot. As you know, it is swamp ass hot
along the East coast. It is. I don't know where
to go. I don't know where to go to avoid
the swamp ass. I don't know where to we'll go
to avoid the heat in the summer. But you gotta
(06:20):
stay cool, you gotta stay safe, and you gotta stay
saying anyway, I am rap Port Stereo podcast. Let's just
jump into it. The Olympics. Who sat through the Olympics
opening ceremony, What a fucking big pile of shit that was. Listen.
(06:42):
I was excited they used Paris as the backdrop. They
didn't do it in a stadium. Traditionally, everybody comes into
a stadium and there's hula hoops, and you know, they've
got all kinds of light shows and fireworks and dance
and synchronized swimming and synchronized light shows and firecrackers and
(07:06):
M eighty's, And there's been some great moments of great
great opening ceremonies throughout the years. I remember obviously Muhammad
Ali and Atlanta. That was a memorable moment the nineteen
eighty four Los Angeles Olympics opening ceremony. I remember that
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being so excited to see, like, you know, the NBA players,
Michael Jordan and them, Carl Lewis and them. This year
they decided to use the city of Parry, Oom, Parry.
I've never been to Paris. I know, white rap, you've
never been to Paris. I've never been to fucking Paris.
It looks like a beautiful city, but I hear things.
(07:47):
They're robbing volleyball players from Brazil. They robbed a couple
of Austrian you know, you know, cyclists or something like that.
And if you can't keep your city's safe during the Olympics,
what the fuck. Obviously I have to make my way
to Paris. It's a gorgeous city and iconic city, historic city. Uh.
(08:10):
But they I was sitting around. It was Friday, chabont.
I hope everybody had great shabant. I was sitting around
Friday to watch the opening ceremonies and it came on
and it was like, this is cool. He had Kelly
Clarkson and Eli Manning and Mike Tarrico. How did they listen?
I like Kelly Clarkson. Everybody likes Peyton Manny, Peyton Manning.
(08:32):
He's a great sense of humor. But how did they
how did they come up with those three? Mike to
Rico makes sense. He's a center guy, middle guy, straight guy.
And then you got Kelly Clarkson, who obviously knows nothing
about sports. And you got Peyton Manning, who is got
a great personality. He's fucking Peyton Manning. But what the
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fuck does Peyton Manning have to do with the summer Olympics.
There's no football in the summer. No disrespect, But that
wasn't the problem. First of all, it was raining. You
can't blame anybody for the rain. It was raining from
Jump Street and it just went on and on and
(09:15):
on and on. And you know it's bad when Lady
Gaga doing like a cha cha cha, a French cha
cha cha. No disrespect to Lady Gaga. I love her.
She's great, she's a great performer. But she's doing like
a French cha cha cha down some steps on one
of the rivers. I guess France. Paris has a lot
of rivers. They're known for their rivers. They're known for
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their rivers, like Minnesota is known for their lakes. I
think anyway, you know, she's doing a chat cha cha,
and they got all kinds of they got every kind
of freak show, and they'd have you know, like you know,
this country's on a big boat, and then another country's
on like, you know, like a tug boat. And then
the other countries, the smaller countries, they seem to be
(09:59):
like a row boat, like they're rowing themselves. And of
course the big countries France with the most athletes, Brazil, Canada,
you know, they're on like the you know, the yacht
type of things, like you know, the like the ferries.
They look like they were on ferries. And then of
course the United States came out there and Cocoa Groff
(10:22):
and Lebron James on some Captain America. Shit, they're carrying
the fledge and all that was great, but it took
four hours. It took four hours, and all we had
was Lady Gaga and the great Celine Dion, who listen,
I'm not a Celine Dion aficionado, but I know she's
been struggling with so many health issues, and she sounded great,
(10:43):
she looked great, and it was great to see her
because apparently she hasn't been doing well with her health.
But it was an experiment, and I think it was
an experiment to do the opening games outside, and I
will say that it was an experiment that went wrong.
Obviously the rain didn't help the cameras. I don't know
(11:06):
if they were on boats. They seemed far away, like
we were never able to get close up on Lady
Gaga and her Cha cha cha and some of the
I guess procedures or some of the I don't know
what you would call them, like they had like a
like a last dinner. It's supposed to be like the
last dinner, and they had drag queens. I like the
(11:28):
LGBTQ p r Z community. I fucked with them. That
was a big controversy and you could hear Kelly Clarkson,
she was like, uh, what is this Like you could
tell they didn't want to anyway. It was an experiment,
and in my opinion, it was an experiment to use
oom Parry as the backdrop, and I say it was
an experiment that went wrong. It didn't go very well,
(11:49):
although people are still talking about it. I'm talking about
it here on the im Rappaport Stereo podcast. First time
I've probably ever talked about an opening ceremony, so maybe
it was an experiment that went right. But the Olympics
are underway. The Olympics are underway, and I've never watched
(12:24):
uh two on two female beach volleyball before. I've seen
clips on ESPN and UH. The other day two on
two beach volleyball was on, and I'm kind of eating
some potato chips and not really paying attention with flipping
the channels because they're all over The Olympics are in
(12:46):
every channel, like MSNBC, NBC, Peacock, Peacock plus, they're all
over the place, And I go, these girls are playing
Olympic two beach volleyball and bikinis. And we ain't talking
about like, you know, like sports bikinis. We're talking about
like like bikinis like some Pamela Anderson Baywatch shit. And
(13:13):
they were competing their asses off in the Eiffel Towers
in the background. But if you want a sport, ladies
and gentlemen, and ladies and gentlemen, if you want a
sport to pay attention to that's competitive, that ain't bad
on the eyes, ladies and gentlemen, watch them two on
two women's beach volleyball. Hey, you might want to watch
(13:36):
them two on two men's beach volleyball. I don't know
if they're out there in banana hammocks, but they should
be because if the women are out there in these
Baywatch Pamela Anderson bikinis, the men should be out there
banana hammock hanging because it's wild to see these girls
in bikinis. I mean, they ain't got nothing on, like
(14:00):
they're wearing bikinis that at the beach, you'd be like, yo,
oh shit. So I love a two on two beach volleyball.
I've learned to love it very quickly. I love volleyball volleyball.
I love the track and field, which hasn't started yet.
I love watching the swimming, the gymnastics, Simone Biles. Of course,
we talked about the Simone Biles documentary on Rapaport's Reality,
(14:24):
which you should listen to. I don't know if you
guys are listening to rappaports Reality. It's a podcast I
have with my wife where we discuss all things reality TV,
all things popular culture, and what it's like, what it's
actually like to be married to me and to be
married to my wife. But really I'm the focal point
because I'm me and it's a wild ride. I would
(14:46):
say it's a roller coaster, not a bad roller coaster,
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You could listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts.
But the gymnastics, and of course basketball, I'm about to
call it NBA. It's Olympic basketball. It has started. And
(15:08):
Team USA looks they look good. Uh they're playing South
Sudan in their next game. But Team USA they looked unbelievable.
And I watched the games. I watched France, France beat
the shit out of Brazil. I watched Australia beat Spain,
Canada beat Greece with Shake Guildris Alexandra. That his name
(15:29):
Shake Guildrish with Shaye, that's why they just call him
Shay or SGA. South Sudan who is formidable, beat Puerto Rico,
Germany beat Japan, and Team USA beat Serbia in an
impressive game. Y know. They had Kevin Durant, the big spitter,
(15:51):
coming off the bench like he was like Vinnie the
microwave Johnson on the Detroit Pistons on steroids. He came
off the bench and I think he hit eight out
of his first eight shots, and it was just it
was just an onslaught. And of course Serbia has a
joker and they have some other NBA players, but they
(16:13):
were just outmanned. It was crazy. It was like some
uh NBA two K shit and the other guy didn't
have had to play NBA two K like they it was.
It was closed for a little bit, but it was
just was It was nuts to watch that team go
full throntle Joel Embiid, I don't know what you eat.
(16:34):
I like to eat, but I'm not getting paid two
hundred and sixty million dollars a year. Joel Embiid. We
know your injury prone. Okay, you're a big guy, big body, thick, thick,
no diddy, big seven foot one, gotta be three hundred pounds,
(16:55):
looking like you got like you know, brestiss. Get yourself
in shape. Man. You want to keep getting hurt, you
gotta try to trim down the lighter you are. You
know this, Joel Lembiid. The lighter you are, the less
chance you have of continually injuring yourself. I don't know
why you're playing in the Olympics. I know it's your dream,
(17:17):
and uh, you know everybody wants a gold medal. I
want to fucking gold medal. But let me tell you something.
If I was playing for Team USA, I'd be in
tip top shape and I ain't getting paid two hundred
and fifty six million dollars. Joel embiid, I know the
Philadelphia seventy six is like, what the fuck is He's
gonna get injured. You look like you're gonna hurt yourself.
(17:38):
You look like you're labored. He you look tired, you
look heavy, you're breathing hard. And I know, you know,
playing with Lebron James, Steph Curry, Anthony Edwards, the ball
it's going fast. This isn't the seventy six were like
where we're lumbering and everything's, you know, revolving around you.
You're playing for Team USA. You're really just a cog
(18:02):
in the wheel. Cog in the wheel. Yeah, you're just
a cog in the wheel. Man, get yourself in shape
and if the speed is too much, sit your ass
down on the bench before you tweak something. But the
game was good. At first. Serbia put up a fight
but ended up losing by twenty six points. They basically
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got there, their asses kicked, and the Big Joker was
I mean, he's sick the jokers, like, I know these guys,
I bust their ass every single season. But he was
out manned. Serbia didn't sand a chance, and you know
when the Joker was on the floor, you know it
(18:44):
was better. But he's he can only do so much.
Like I said, Kevin Durant, Lebron James, Steph, they're in
full bloom, they're having fun. Lebron James can literally play
till he's like he might. I don't know what he's
(19:04):
gonna do. Lebron James, like, I feel like he's just
gonna go until he gets injured and he can't play anymore.
Because he's certainly the most intense player on the United
States Olympic basketball team. He's going full fucking blast. And
(19:24):
I know he's probably has a documentary crew and they're
filming it, and you know, it's like everybody not that
he needs a documentary crew. He doesn't need a battery
in hiss back. I'm not saying that. I'm not shitting
on Lebron. I've shot on Lebron long enough. Okay, I
won't shit on him during the Olympics. That's all I'm
gonna say. I won't shit on Lebron James during the
I've shot on him enough, but it's hard to even
(19:46):
shit on him. He looks great, he plays hard, he's
representing the country. He's never gotten in trouble. He's a true,
true American hero, an American story, a one of one. Okay, Okay,
I've said it. I've said it. It's got the greatest
career in the history of the NBA, bar none, all
(20:10):
the things he's done. So he looked great. Kevin Durant
literally couldn't miss Anthony Edwards, Steph Curry. Like they're using
Steph Curry and Kevin Durant as like sharpshooters. That's all
they have to do, you know, easy that is for them.
They were just going crazy. They got bam out of
(20:33):
bio Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis comes off the bench when
Joel Embiid subs out, I mean, you know what it's like,
It's literally like an All Star game, but they're playing
full throttle. It's very impressive. It's so deep that Jason Tatum,
this team is so deep, no Diddy, that Jason Tatum
(20:55):
played zero point zero minutes, which turned into a big controvert.
Everybody's hoggling and haggling Steve Kerr, And why didn't you
play Jason Tatum? And was it personal? And Jalen Brown
isn't on the team, and Derek White is on the
team and Jason Tatum sat on the bench. This happens
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every single Olympics. There's twelve guys on the team, somebody's
gonna sit. There's gonna be other games where somebody else sits.
But it was everywhere in the conspiracy theories about why
Jalen Brown isn't on because he, you know, had something
(21:37):
a fallout with Nike, and Jason Tatum is on the
Celtics and is it a Celtic thing? But then Derek
White is playing, And why did Kawhi Leonard leave because
apparently he wasn't really hurt. But they wanted Derek White,
but they didn't want Jalen Brown, who was the the MVP.
It's just a big mess. Steve Kerr allegedly told Jason Tatum,
(22:01):
you ain't playing this game, so he knew he wasn't playing.
I'm sure that's the first game of Jason Tatum's career
where he literally didn't play at all, but he knew
he wasn't playing this game. It sucks to sit there
while you're guys and you're an NBA champion and you're
arguably the best player on your team, one of the
best players in the league. But you will have your
(22:24):
time to shine. Jason Tatum, I know it sucks. Trust me,
I rode the bench. I know what it feels like
to ride the bench and I ain't Jason Tatum. But
you will have your time to shine. But this is
why the NBA is fantastic. This is why it's like
literally the Real Housewives of the NBA. There's always some drama.
(22:47):
There's always some gossip, there's always some conspiracy theory. There's
always some tweeting Grand Hills going back at Jaylen Brown,
Jalon Brown's going back at Grand Hill. This is why
the NBA isn't always will be fantastic. But long story short,
you should absolutely watch some USA basketball, watch some Olympic basketball,
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and if you really want to get your mind off
any craziness, and there's so much craziness in the world,
between Kamala, between smoking Joe Biden, between pig dick Donald Trump,
between everything that's going on in the United States, let
alone everything that's going on with Israel. If you want
(23:34):
to find some time to just decompress and watch some
fantastic sports, some fantastic competition, do yourself a favor and
watch the Olympics. Like I said, it's on NBC. It's
on NBC Plus, Peacock, Peacock Plus, MSNBC and MSNBC Plus,
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and I have subscriptions to all of them. I am
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Comedy dot com. What else is going on? Like I said,
(25:21):
if you want to enjoy yourself, you should absolutely positively
watch the Olympics because it's so much fun. It always is,
even the weird sport watching table tennis. I mean not
that that's weird, it's weird. That's an It's an Olympics. It's
not weird. A fencing they're on that that ship, that
(25:45):
Robin Hood ship I was watching. You know what's going
to be a sport soon is pickle ball. I don't
know if pickle ball has been a sport long enough
to be a sport in the Olympics yet, but rest
assure pickle ball will be a sport in the Olympics
very very soon. I don't know if they play pick
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a ball worldwide, but they don't fucking stop here in America.
Everywhere you go, cling, cling, cling, three on three basketballs
dope Jimmer for debt, Jimmy buckets. Jimmer Fredette is playing
for the Olympic team which is three on three is
Il and uh, you know, it is important to balance things.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy weekend. I don't know
(26:31):
if I talked about it on the podcast, but my
last trip to Israel, I spent the day in this
beautiful village in the northern part of Israel, in this
Drew's village d r u z E Drews Drew's village
called Pekin, and I have a friend that lives there
(26:53):
and I met him on my first trip and we've
remained in contact, and you know, I got the chance
to go up there. Was a long drive, but it
was well worth it and got the chance to go
up there and meet his family and walk around this.
It was like a movie set. It's literally like a
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movie set. Like set designers, set decorators. Would they'd be
just salivating if they saw this, this village and bekin
be king. It was incredible, so old, so beautiful, so unique,
so historic. You could the history is just right there.
(27:37):
You don't even need any explanation. It's just like whoa
I was in these homes that were built and they're
like it was this crazy, and this village it was
like reminding me like a Quentin Tarantino movie, Like it's
something like a or like a Clin Eastwood movie, like
it would be like one of those you know sets
in an old Clin Eastwood movie or some kind of
(27:59):
like I don't know, like some they were incredible and
I had an incredible experience up there and a great
day up there and learned so much and learned about
the Druze community and their history and their ties to
Israel and their history and their ties to Palestine, and uh,
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you know, they've been there before Israel was created. They
were there before Gaza was They've just been there and
they're loyal and they're fierce and they're tough, but they're peaceful,
but they are tough. They don't fuck around, they're not
scared of any Bati. And Saturday, a horrible thing happened.
(28:46):
Horrible thing happened in another Druze village called Majal Schams.
I hope I'm saying it correctly. During the day, a rocket,
a missal from Hesbelah. And if you don't know who
Hesbela is Hesbela is a terrorist regime, a terrorist miserable
(29:14):
radical Islamic dumb. Fuck. These people are so fucking dumb
from Lebanon. And you know, I've been studying and learning
and listening and reading and the amount of bad decision,
bad decision after bad decision that all these places and
(29:36):
these these leaders of these terrorist regimes have made for
so long. They're so dumb because they're so short sighted.
The short sightedness and the bad decision after bad I
can understand a bad decision and maybe another bad decision,
and even a third bad decision, but when you go
into fifth, sixth, and seventh bad decision, you're a fucking idiot.
(30:01):
And I know the innocent civilians and the Christian community
of Lebanon does not want another war. They don't want
more war. I know that the innocent people of Iran
don't want an war and want another war. I know
(30:22):
that they tried to stand up, and I know that
they've tried to protest. And I was one who wasn't
paying attention and the world didn't didn't pay enough attention.
The world didn't pay enough attention. And I don't know
how to fix it. I ain't a fucking genius, but
Hesbela has been sending rockets and missiles to Israel. Since
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October eighth, there are one hundred thousand displaced people, one
hundred thousand displaced people in northern Israel. The size of
Israel has shrunk because one hundred thousand people have had
to leave the north of Israel because of these cocksunkers,
(31:10):
these Hezballah sluts, the sluts of Iran, the little whorees,
the street walkers, the fifteen dollars dicksuckers of Iran. And
they have been bombing and sending rocket after rocket and
(31:30):
missile after missile, and the Iron Dome is working overtime
to knock down their cheap, corroded shit bag homemade missiles.
And they have these hensible of people are not to
be fucked around with. They're scary, they're formidable. Iran funds them,
(31:52):
and they want smoke. It seems like they want now.
It seems like they do. They want smoke. They want
a war because they've been fucking with Israel, fucking with Israel,
fucking with Israel since October eighth. It's every day, to
the point where the size of Israel's population has went south.
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They've had to leave, they've abandoned, they've left their homes
and their villages. They've left their neighborhoods because they're getting
bombed by the border of Lebanon. And this weekend, these cocksunkers,
during the middle of the day got one of their
rockets or missiles, I don't know what the difference is.
(32:33):
They got one of their rockets through in this beautiful,
peaceful village that's predominantly drews and killed twelve kids. They
killed twelve kids, and it was very easy. The IDF
(32:59):
after they cleaned up the carnage and they got the
missile that got through, to figure out that it came
from Hesbelah, the little whores of Iran, and of course Hesbela,
just like any good lying little whore, they denied it
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was them and the media and Hesbela. More importantly, they
said it wasn't us. It was a misfire from the
Israel did it. It was Israel's iron dome misfiring and
killing their own. And the way it was reported by BBC,
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what a piece of shit, fake news organization, anti Semitic, miserable,
fake news, The Washington Post. Fuck you also CNN, the
way they were things. Fuck focks CNN, Fuck you Jake
Tepper Tapper, He's like, well, I've done so much for
(34:06):
his you haven't done enough, motherfucker. I don't know if
this guy has ownership in CNN or he's like the
fucking the Phil Jackson of CNN, Jake Tepper, do better, motherfucker,
because as soon as Israel does something, it's clearly Israel
did this, that, and the third Hesbela does it, and
you report all these news organizations. Hesbela denies it. We
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got the fucking missile. We know it was Hesbela. They
killed twelve innocent kids between the ages of six and
twenty playing soccer on a gorgeous saturday in the summer
of northern Israel. And I know some of you cock suckers, well,
what about is Israel done? What about the hospitals? Thought
(34:53):
thought that you don't know what you're talking I don't
even acknowledge you people, because you don't know what the
fuck you're talking about. When there's a tragedy, like I
don't talk to the watermelon fucks. I don't talk to
you pro Palestinian self hating, self loathing, cosplay masked up freaks.
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My heart goes out to the families. My heart goes
out to the entire community up there. And now Israel
is in a conundrum because we're approaching three hundred days
since October seventh, three hundred fucking days. And the IDF
last week found five five bodies of hostages, five bodies
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of hostages of civilians that were killed on October seventh,
and the bodies were found in a tunnel. But they
weren't just you know, placed in a tunnel. They were
read behind a wall that was built to hide the bodies.
(36:04):
That's a fact. And the way they got to the
five hostages that were buried in a wall in a
tunnel is because one of the pussy ass martyrs he
rolled over. They probably squeezed them. They probably fucking guilted them.
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I don't know what they do to these fucks. I
know you're not supposed to waterboard these cocksunkers. I would
go to jail if it was me, I'd be in
prison because I'd be waterboarding these cocksunkers, be smacking them around,
talking about their moms, talking them about their their dads.
Tell them there's no virgins waiting for you, scumbag. I
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don't care what kind of book you read. I don't
care what your mother told you, what your father told you.
I don't care what the fucking your homeboys down the
street told you that you were playing dominoes with There
ain't no virgins waiting for you, you punk pussy ass motherfucker.
But they were able because one of these Hamas terrorists
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gave the idea of information and took them to the tunnel.
They took this terrorist, creep coocksucker, and he guided them
to the tunnel and they found these bodies buried behind
the wall. They built the wall, a cement wall, and
they got the bodies. They retrieved these bodies. This is
the links that these people go to. They don't do
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anything constructive for their people, but they build the shit
out of some tunnels and they build walls in the
tunnels to bury bodies. This is their focal point. This
is what I'm talking about. Bad decision after bad decision, shortsighted,
dumb fucks, and now the IDF Israel they're gonna strike back.
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As of the recording of this podcast, they've already targeted
and eliminated some more terrorists out of Lebanon from Hesbelah.
And this is bad. It's very, very bad. Because they've
been poking the bear, poking the bear, poking the bear.
(38:38):
Iran just sitting back like we don't know, we don't know,
and Hesbela poking the bear. The houthis poked the bear.
They fucked around and found out. Not that that's funny,
but they fucked around and found out. And I would
just love to see if the houthis the little whares
of Iran, the hesbaalah whes of Iran, and the rest
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of these little WHRs of Iran, if they just left
Israel alone, you do you and we will do us.
You do you and we will do us. What would happen?
Why can't that happen? Why don't you just fucking leave
Israel alone. Let's do an experiment. Let's do ten years,
(39:25):
five years. You don't fuck with us, We don't fuck
with you. Five years, seize fire across the board. You
do you and we'll do us. And again, I ain't
no genius, but we need listen, Dick Stay and Donald
Trump smoking Joe Biden, whoever's in office, Kamala smoking Joe Biden.
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If you want to bring some dignity, you want to
bring some self respect to the last six months while
you're in office, Squeeze these fucks from Iran. Squeeze them dry.
Put tariffs, put sanctions on these motherfuckers. Stop letting them
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sell their fucking oil to China, selling cheap oil to China,
putting billions, billions of dollars in Iran's pocket. Fucked China,
the government, Fuck Iran, the government. Squeeze these fuckers dry,
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because based on what I know, that's the one thing
that dick stained Donald Trump. And as soon as smoking
Joe Biden came in, he lifted the tariffs and lifted
the sanctions on Iran, who are good for nothing, that
terrorist regime of Iran. Anyway, I don't mean to go
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down a full blown rabbit hole. I know some of
you like it, some of you don't like it, and
I try to balance it all out, try to balance
it all out. That's why I give you the NBA.
Off the top. I can give you some sick funks.
You want some sick fucks of the week, I'll do
sick funks. You got people pissing on planes, weird shit.
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out
The Olympics are underway, and I've never watched two on
two female beach volleyball before. I've seen clips on ESPN,
and uh, the other day, two on two beach volleyball
was on, and I'm kind of eating some potato chips
(00:24):
and not really paying attention with flipping the channels because
they're all over The Olympics are in every channel, like MSNBC, NBC, Peacock,
Peacock plus, they're all over the place. And I go,
these girls are playing Olympic two on two beach volleyball
and bikinis. And we ain't talking about like, you know,
(00:46):
like sports bikinis. We're talking about like like bikinis, like
some Pamela Anderson Baywatch shit. And they were competing their
answers off in the Eiffel Towers in the background. But
if you want a sport, ladies and gentlemen, and ladies
and gentlemen, if you want a sport to pay attention
to that's competitive, that ain't ban on the eyes ladies
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and gentlemen, watch them two on two women's beach volleable. Hey,
you might want to watch them two on two men's
beach volleable. I don't know if they're out there in
banana hammocks, but they should be because if the women
are out there in these Baywatch Pamela Anderson bikinis, the
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men should be out there banana hammock hanging. Boom have
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are underway and the opening ceremony was a failed experiment.
It was a great experiment, but it was a failed experiment.
Or maybe it's a great experiment because I'm talking about it.
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I don't think they can be beat. Plus a tragedy
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Everybody has one, But when I started, it wasn't like that.
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We're coming to the end, the end of July. We
are almost at the end of July. We're heading into
the second Man. We're going deep into the second half
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of twenty twenty four. And I never ever ever thought
it would be well. Actually, I said from the beginning,
Actually I said from twenty twenty three, twenty twenty four
is going to be the wackiest of the wacky, and
it's been more than that so far. Twenty twenty four
has been crazy, but we're hitting in the second half
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of the summer. Enjoy it while you can, even though
it's hot. As you know, it is swamp ass hot
along the East coast. It is. I don't know where
to go. I don't know where to go to avoid
the swamp ass. I don't know where to we'll go
to avoid the heat in the summer. But you gotta
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stay cool, you gotta stay safe, and you gotta stay
saying anyway, I am rap Port Stereo podcast. Let's just
jump into it. The Olympics. Who sat through the Olympics
opening ceremony, What a fucking big pile of shit that was. Listen.
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I was excited they used Paris as the backdrop. They
didn't do it in a stadium. Traditionally, everybody comes into
a stadium and there's hula hoops, and you know, they've
got all kinds of light shows and fireworks and dance
and synchronized swimming and synchronized light shows and firecrackers and
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M eighty's, And there's been some great moments of great
great opening ceremonies throughout the years. I remember obviously Muhammad
Ali and Atlanta. That was a memorable moment the nineteen
eighty four Los Angeles Olympics opening ceremony. I remember that
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being so excited to see, like, you know, the NBA players,
Michael Jordan and them, Carl Lewis and them. This year
they decided to use the city of Parry, Oom, Parry.
I've never been to Paris. I know, white rap, you've
never been to Paris. I've never been to fucking Paris.
It looks like a beautiful city, but I hear things.
(07:47):
They're robbing volleyball players from Brazil. They robbed a couple
of Austrian you know, you know, cyclists or something like that.
And if you can't keep your city's safe during the Olympics,
what the fuck. Obviously I have to make my way
to Paris. It's a gorgeous city and iconic city, historic city. Uh.
(08:10):
But they I was sitting around. It was Friday, chabont.
I hope everybody had great shabant. I was sitting around
Friday to watch the opening ceremonies and it came on
and it was like, this is cool. He had Kelly
Clarkson and Eli Manning and Mike Tarrico. How did they listen?
I like Kelly Clarkson. Everybody likes Peyton Manny, Peyton Manning.
(08:32):
He's a great sense of humor. But how did they
how did they come up with those three? Mike to
Rico makes sense. He's a center guy, middle guy, straight guy.
And then you got Kelly Clarkson, who obviously knows nothing
about sports. And you got Peyton Manning, who is got
a great personality. He's fucking Peyton Manning. But what the
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fuck does Peyton Manning have to do with the summer Olympics.
There's no football in the summer. No disrespect, But that
wasn't the problem. First of all, it was raining. You
can't blame anybody for the rain. It was raining from
Jump Street and it just went on and on and
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on and on. And you know it's bad when Lady
Gaga doing like a cha cha cha, a French cha
cha cha. No disrespect to Lady Gaga. I love her.
She's great, she's a great performer. But she's doing like
a French cha cha cha down some steps on one
of the rivers. I guess France. Paris has a lot
of rivers. They're known for their rivers. They're known for
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their rivers, like Minnesota is known for their lakes. I
think anyway, you know, she's doing a chat cha cha,
and they got all kinds of they got every kind
of freak show, and they'd have you know, like you know,
this country's on a big boat, and then another country's
on like, you know, like a tug boat. And then
the other countries, the smaller countries, they seem to be
(09:59):
like a row boat, like they're rowing themselves. And of
course the big countries France with the most athletes, Brazil, Canada,
you know, they're on like the you know, the yacht
type of things, like you know, the like the ferries.
They look like they were on ferries. And then of
course the United States came out there and Cocoa Groff
(10:22):
and Lebron James on some Captain America. Shit, they're carrying
the fledge and all that was great, but it took
four hours. It took four hours, and all we had
was Lady Gaga and the great Celine Dion, who listen,
I'm not a Celine Dion aficionado, but I know she's
been struggling with so many health issues, and she sounded great,
(10:43):
she looked great, and it was great to see her
because apparently she hasn't been doing well with her health.
But it was an experiment, and I think it was
an experiment to do the opening games outside, and I
will say that it was an experiment that went wrong.
Obviously the rain didn't help the cameras. I don't know
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if they were on boats. They seemed far away, like
we were never able to get close up on Lady
Gaga and her Cha cha cha and some of the
I guess procedures or some of the I don't know
what you would call them, like they had like a
like a last dinner. It's supposed to be like the
last dinner, and they had drag queens. I like the
(11:28):
LGBTQ p r Z community. I fucked with them. That
was a big controversy and you could hear Kelly Clarkson,
she was like, uh, what is this Like you could
tell they didn't want to anyway. It was an experiment,
and in my opinion, it was an experiment to use
oom Parry as the backdrop, and I say it was
an experiment that went wrong. It didn't go very well,
(11:49):
although people are still talking about it. I'm talking about
it here on the im Rappaport Stereo podcast. First time
I've probably ever talked about an opening ceremony, so maybe
it was an experiment that went right. But the Olympics
are underway. The Olympics are underway, and I've never watched
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uh two on two female beach volleyball before. I've seen
clips on ESPN and UH. The other day two on
two beach volleyball was on, and I'm kind of eating
some potato chips and not really paying attention with flipping
the channels because they're all over The Olympics are in
(12:46):
every channel, like MSNBC, NBC, Peacock, Peacock plus, they're all
over the place, And I go, these girls are playing
Olympic two beach volleyball and bikinis. And we ain't talking
about like, you know, like sports bikinis. We're talking about
like like bikinis like some Pamela Anderson Baywatch shit. And
(13:13):
they were competing their asses off in the Eiffel Towers
in the background. But if you want a sport, ladies
and gentlemen, and ladies and gentlemen, if you want a
sport to pay attention to that's competitive, that ain't bad
on the eyes, ladies and gentlemen, watch them two on
two women's beach volleyball. Hey, you might want to watch
(13:36):
them two on two men's beach volleyball. I don't know
if they're out there in banana hammocks, but they should
be because if the women are out there in these
Baywatch Pamela Anderson bikinis, the men should be out there
banana hammock hanging because it's wild to see these girls
in bikinis. I mean, they ain't got nothing on, like
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they're wearing bikinis that at the beach, you'd be like, yo,
oh shit. So I love a two on two beach volleyball.
I've learned to love it very quickly. I love volleyball volleyball.
I love the track and field, which hasn't started yet.
I love watching the swimming, the gymnastics, Simone Biles. Of course,
we talked about the Simone Biles documentary on Rapaport's Reality,
(14:24):
which you should listen to. I don't know if you
guys are listening to rappaports Reality. It's a podcast I
have with my wife where we discuss all things reality TV,
all things popular culture, and what it's like, what it's
actually like to be married to me and to be
married to my wife. But really I'm the focal point
because I'm me and it's a wild ride. I would
(14:46):
say it's a roller coaster, not a bad roller coaster,
not necessarily a good roller coaster, but it is definitely
a roller coaster. So you should definitely check out Rappaports Reality.
You could listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts.
But the gymnastics, and of course basketball, I'm about to
call it NBA. It's Olympic basketball. It has started. And
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Team USA looks they look good. Uh they're playing South
Sudan in their next game. But Team USA they looked unbelievable.
And I watched the games. I watched France, France beat
the shit out of Brazil. I watched Australia beat Spain,
Canada beat Greece with Shake Guildris Alexandra. That his name
(15:29):
Shake Guildrish with Shaye, that's why they just call him
Shay or SGA. South Sudan who is formidable, beat Puerto Rico,
Germany beat Japan, and Team USA beat Serbia in an
impressive game. Y know. They had Kevin Durant, the big spitter,
(15:51):
coming off the bench like he was like Vinnie the
microwave Johnson on the Detroit Pistons on steroids. He came
off the bench and I think he hit eight out
of his first eight shots, and it was just it
was just an onslaught. And of course Serbia has a
joker and they have some other NBA players, but they
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were just outmanned. It was crazy. It was like some
uh NBA two K shit and the other guy didn't
have had to play NBA two K like they it was.
It was closed for a little bit, but it was
just was It was nuts to watch that team go
full throntle Joel Embiid, I don't know what you eat.
(16:34):
I like to eat, but I'm not getting paid two
hundred and sixty million dollars a year. Joel Embiid. We
know your injury prone. Okay, you're a big guy, big body, thick, thick,
no diddy, big seven foot one, gotta be three hundred pounds,
(16:55):
looking like you got like you know, brestiss. Get yourself
in shape. Man. You want to keep getting hurt, you
gotta try to trim down the lighter you are. You
know this, Joel Lembiid. The lighter you are, the less
chance you have of continually injuring yourself. I don't know
why you're playing in the Olympics. I know it's your dream,
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and uh, you know everybody wants a gold medal. I
want to fucking gold medal. But let me tell you something.
If I was playing for Team USA, I'd be in
tip top shape and I ain't getting paid two hundred
and fifty six million dollars. Joel embiid, I know the
Philadelphia seventy six is like, what the fuck is He's
gonna get injured. You look like you're gonna hurt yourself.
(17:38):
You look like you're labored. He you look tired, you
look heavy, you're breathing hard. And I know, you know,
playing with Lebron James, Steph Curry, Anthony Edwards, the ball
it's going fast. This isn't the seventy six were like
where we're lumbering and everything's, you know, revolving around you.
You're playing for Team USA. You're really just a cog
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in the wheel. Cog in the wheel. Yeah, you're just
a cog in the wheel. Man, get yourself in shape
and if the speed is too much, sit your ass
down on the bench before you tweak something. But the
game was good. At first. Serbia put up a fight
but ended up losing by twenty six points. They basically
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got there, their asses kicked, and the Big Joker was
I mean, he's sick the jokers, like, I know these guys,
I bust their ass every single season. But he was
out manned. Serbia didn't sand a chance, and you know
when the Joker was on the floor, you know it
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was better. But he's he can only do so much.
Like I said, Kevin Durant, Lebron James, Steph, they're in
full bloom, they're having fun. Lebron James can literally play
till he's like he might. I don't know what he's
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gonna do. Lebron James, like, I feel like he's just
gonna go until he gets injured and he can't play anymore.
Because he's certainly the most intense player on the United
States Olympic basketball team. He's going full fucking blast. And
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I know he's probably has a documentary crew and they're
filming it, and you know, it's like everybody not that
he needs a documentary crew. He doesn't need a battery
in hiss back. I'm not saying that. I'm not shitting
on Lebron. I've shot on Lebron long enough. Okay, I
won't shit on him during the Olympics. That's all I'm
gonna say. I won't shit on Lebron James during the
I've shot on him enough, but it's hard to even
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shit on him. He looks great, he plays hard, he's
representing the country. He's never gotten in trouble. He's a true,
true American hero, an American story, a one of one. Okay, Okay,
I've said it. I've said it. It's got the greatest
career in the history of the NBA, bar none, all
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the things he's done. So he looked great. Kevin Durant
literally couldn't miss Anthony Edwards, Steph Curry. Like they're using
Steph Curry and Kevin Durant as like sharpshooters. That's all
they have to do, you know, easy that is for them.
They were just going crazy. They got bam out of
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bio Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis comes off the bench when
Joel Embiid subs out, I mean, you know what it's like,
It's literally like an All Star game, but they're playing
full throttle. It's very impressive. It's so deep that Jason Tatum,
this team is so deep, no Diddy, that Jason Tatum
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played zero point zero minutes, which turned into a big controvert.
Everybody's hoggling and haggling Steve Kerr, And why didn't you
play Jason Tatum? And was it personal? And Jalen Brown
isn't on the team, and Derek White is on the
team and Jason Tatum sat on the bench. This happens
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every single Olympics. There's twelve guys on the team, somebody's
gonna sit. There's gonna be other games where somebody else sits.
But it was everywhere in the conspiracy theories about why
Jalen Brown isn't on because he, you know, had something
(21:37):
a fallout with Nike, and Jason Tatum is on the
Celtics and is it a Celtic thing? But then Derek
White is playing, And why did Kawhi Leonard leave because
apparently he wasn't really hurt. But they wanted Derek White,
but they didn't want Jalen Brown, who was the the MVP.
It's just a big mess. Steve Kerr allegedly told Jason Tatum,
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you ain't playing this game, so he knew he wasn't playing.
I'm sure that's the first game of Jason Tatum's career
where he literally didn't play at all, but he knew
he wasn't playing this game. It sucks to sit there
while you're guys and you're an NBA champion and you're
arguably the best player on your team, one of the
best players in the league. But you will have your
(22:24):
time to shine. Jason Tatum, I know it sucks. Trust me,
I rode the bench. I know what it feels like
to ride the bench and I ain't Jason Tatum. But
you will have your time to shine. But this is
why the NBA is fantastic. This is why it's like
literally the Real Housewives of the NBA. There's always some drama.
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There's always some gossip, there's always some conspiracy theory. There's
always some tweeting Grand Hills going back at Jaylen Brown,
Jalon Brown's going back at Grand Hill. This is why
the NBA isn't always will be fantastic. But long story short,
you should absolutely watch some USA basketball, watch some Olympic basketball,
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and if you really want to get your mind off
any craziness, and there's so much craziness in the world,
between Kamala, between smoking Joe Biden, between pig dick Donald Trump,
between everything that's going on in the United States, let
alone everything that's going on with Israel. If you want
(23:34):
to find some time to just decompress and watch some
fantastic sports, some fantastic competition, do yourself a favor and
watch the Olympics. Like I said, it's on NBC. It's
on NBC Plus, Peacock, Peacock Plus, MSNBC and MSNBC Plus,
(23:54):
and I have subscriptions to all of them. I am
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Comedy dot com. What else is going on? Like I said,
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if you want to enjoy yourself, you should absolutely positively
watch the Olympics because it's so much fun. It always is,
even the weird sport watching table tennis. I mean not
that that's weird, it's weird. That's an It's an Olympics. It's
not weird. A fencing they're on that that ship, that
(25:45):
Robin Hood ship I was watching. You know what's going
to be a sport soon is pickle ball. I don't
know if pickle ball has been a sport long enough
to be a sport in the Olympics yet, but rest
assure pickle ball will be a sport in the Olympics
very very soon. I don't know if they play pick
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a ball worldwide, but they don't fucking stop here in America.
Everywhere you go, cling, cling, cling, three on three basketballs
dope Jimmer for debt, Jimmy buckets. Jimmer Fredette is playing
for the Olympic team which is three on three is
Il and uh, you know, it is important to balance things.
It was a crazy, crazy, crazy weekend. I don't know
(26:31):
if I talked about it on the podcast, but my
last trip to Israel, I spent the day in this
beautiful village in the northern part of Israel, in this
Drew's village d r u z E Drews Drew's village
called Pekin, and I have a friend that lives there
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and I met him on my first trip and we've
remained in contact, and you know, I got the chance
to go up there. Was a long drive, but it
was well worth it and got the chance to go
up there and meet his family and walk around this.
It was like a movie set. It's literally like a
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movie set. Like set designers, set decorators. Would they'd be
just salivating if they saw this, this village and bekin
be king. It was incredible, so old, so beautiful, so unique,
so historic. You could the history is just right there.
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You don't even need any explanation. It's just like whoa
I was in these homes that were built and they're
like it was this crazy, and this village it was
like reminding me like a Quentin Tarantino movie, Like it's
something like a or like a Clin Eastwood movie, like
it would be like one of those you know sets
in an old Clin Eastwood movie or some kind of
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like I don't know, like some they were incredible and
I had an incredible experience up there and a great
day up there and learned so much and learned about
the Druze community and their history and their ties to
Israel and their history and their ties to Palestine, and uh,
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you know, they've been there before Israel was created. They
were there before Gaza was They've just been there and
they're loyal and they're fierce and they're tough, but they're peaceful,
but they are tough. They don't fuck around, they're not
scared of any Bati. And Saturday, a horrible thing happened.
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Horrible thing happened in another Druze village called Majal Schams.
I hope I'm saying it correctly. During the day, a rocket,
a missal from Hesbelah. And if you don't know who
Hesbela is Hesbela is a terrorist regime, a terrorist miserable
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radical Islamic dumb. Fuck. These people are so fucking dumb
from Lebanon. And you know, I've been studying and learning
and listening and reading and the amount of bad decision,
bad decision after bad decision that all these places and
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these these leaders of these terrorist regimes have made for
so long. They're so dumb because they're so short sighted.
The short sightedness and the bad decision after bad I
can understand a bad decision and maybe another bad decision,
and even a third bad decision, but when you go
into fifth, sixth, and seventh bad decision, you're a fucking idiot.
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And I know the innocent civilians and the Christian community
of Lebanon does not want another war. They don't want
more war. I know that the innocent people of Iran
don't want an war and want another war. I know
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that they tried to stand up, and I know that
they've tried to protest. And I was one who wasn't
paying attention and the world didn't didn't pay enough attention.
The world didn't pay enough attention. And I don't know
how to fix it. I ain't a fucking genius, but
Hesbela has been sending rockets and missiles to Israel. Since
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October eighth, there are one hundred thousand displaced people, one
hundred thousand displaced people in northern Israel. The size of
Israel has shrunk because one hundred thousand people have had
to leave the north of Israel because of these cocksunkers,
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these Hezballah sluts, the sluts of Iran, the little whorees,
the street walkers, the fifteen dollars dicksuckers of Iran. And
they have been bombing and sending rocket after rocket and
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missile after missile, and the Iron Dome is working overtime
to knock down their cheap, corroded shit bag homemade missiles.
And they have these hensible of people are not to
be fucked around with. They're scary, they're formidable. Iran funds them,
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and they want smoke. It seems like they want now.
It seems like they do. They want smoke. They want
a war because they've been fucking with Israel, fucking with Israel,
fucking with Israel since October eighth. It's every day, to
the point where the size of Israel's population has went south.
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They've had to leave, they've abandoned, they've left their homes
and their villages. They've left their neighborhoods because they're getting
bombed by the border of Lebanon. And this weekend, these cocksunkers,
during the middle of the day got one of their
rockets or missiles, I don't know what the difference is.
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They got one of their rockets through in this beautiful,
peaceful village that's predominantly drews and killed twelve kids. They
killed twelve kids, and it was very easy. The IDF
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after they cleaned up the carnage and they got the
missile that got through, to figure out that it came
from Hesbelah, the little whores of Iran, and of course Hesbela,
just like any good lying little whore, they denied it
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was them and the media and Hesbela. More importantly, they
said it wasn't us. It was a misfire from the
Israel did it. It was Israel's iron dome misfiring and
killing their own. And the way it was reported by BBC,
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what a piece of shit, fake news organization, anti Semitic, miserable,
fake news, The Washington Post. Fuck you also CNN, the
way they were things. Fuck focks CNN, Fuck you Jake
Tepper Tapper, He's like, well, I've done so much for
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his you haven't done enough, motherfucker. I don't know if
this guy has ownership in CNN or he's like the
fucking the Phil Jackson of CNN, Jake Tepper, do better, motherfucker,
because as soon as Israel does something, it's clearly Israel
did this, that, and the third Hesbela does it, and
you report all these news organizations. Hesbela denies it. We
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got the fucking missile. We know it was Hesbela. They
killed twelve innocent kids between the ages of six and
twenty playing soccer on a gorgeous saturday in the summer
of northern Israel. And I know some of you cock suckers, well,
what about is Israel done? What about the hospitals? Thought
(34:53):
thought that you don't know what you're talking I don't
even acknowledge you people, because you don't know what the
fuck you're talking about. When there's a tragedy, like I
don't talk to the watermelon fucks. I don't talk to
you pro Palestinian self hating, self loathing, cosplay masked up freaks.
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My heart goes out to the families. My heart goes
out to the entire community up there. And now Israel
is in a conundrum because we're approaching three hundred days
since October seventh, three hundred fucking days. And the IDF
last week found five five bodies of hostages, five bodies
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of hostages of civilians that were killed on October seventh,
and the bodies were found in a tunnel. But they
weren't just you know, placed in a tunnel. They were
read behind a wall that was built to hide the bodies.
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That's a fact. And the way they got to the
five hostages that were buried in a wall in a
tunnel is because one of the pussy ass martyrs he
rolled over. They probably squeezed them. They probably fucking guilted them.
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I don't know what they do to these fucks. I
know you're not supposed to waterboard these cocksunkers. I would
go to jail if it was me, I'd be in
prison because I'd be waterboarding these cocksunkers, be smacking them around,
talking about their moms, talking them about their their dads.
Tell them there's no virgins waiting for you, scumbag. I
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don't care what kind of book you read. I don't
care what your mother told you, what your father told you.
I don't care what the fucking your homeboys down the
street told you that you were playing dominoes with There
ain't no virgins waiting for you, you punk pussy ass motherfucker.
But they were able because one of these Hamas terrorists
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gave the idea of information and took them to the tunnel.
They took this terrorist, creep coocksucker, and he guided them
to the tunnel and they found these bodies buried behind
the wall. They built the wall, a cement wall, and
they got the bodies. They retrieved these bodies. This is
the links that these people go to. They don't do
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anything constructive for their people, but they build the shit
out of some tunnels and they build walls in the
tunnels to bury bodies. This is their focal point. This
is what I'm talking about. Bad decision after bad decision, shortsighted,
dumb fucks, and now the IDF Israel they're gonna strike back.
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As of the recording of this podcast, they've already targeted
and eliminated some more terrorists out of Lebanon from Hesbelah.
And this is bad. It's very, very bad. Because they've
been poking the bear, poking the bear, poking the bear.
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Iran just sitting back like we don't know, we don't know,
and Hesbela poking the bear. The houthis poked the bear.
They fucked around and found out. Not that that's funny,
but they fucked around and found out. And I would
just love to see if the houthis the little whares
of Iran, the hesbaalah whes of Iran, and the rest
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of these little WHRs of Iran, if they just left
Israel alone, you do you and we will do us.
You do you and we will do us. What would happen?
Why can't that happen? Why don't you just fucking leave
Israel alone. Let's do an experiment. Let's do ten years,
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five years. You don't fuck with us, We don't fuck
with you. Five years, seize fire across the board. You
do you and we'll do us. And again, I ain't
no genius, but we need listen, Dick Stay and Donald
Trump smoking Joe Biden, whoever's in office, Kamala smoking Joe Biden.
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If you want to bring some dignity, you want to
bring some self respect to the last six months while
you're in office, Squeeze these fucks from Iran. Squeeze them dry.
Put tariffs, put sanctions on these motherfuckers. Stop letting them
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sell their fucking oil to China, selling cheap oil to China,
putting billions, billions of dollars in Iran's pocket. Fucked China,
the government, Fuck Iran, the government. Squeeze these fuckers dry,
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because based on what I know, that's the one thing
that dick stained Donald Trump. And as soon as smoking
Joe Biden came in, he lifted the tariffs and lifted
the sanctions on Iran, who are good for nothing, that
terrorist regime of Iran. Anyway, I don't mean to go
(40:58):
down a full blown rabbit hole. I know some of
you like it, some of you don't like it, and
I try to balance it all out, try to balance
it all out. That's why I give you the NBA.
Off the top. I can give you some sick funks.
You want some sick fucks of the week, I'll do
sick funks. You got people pissing on planes, weird shit.
(41:21):
But make sure you tell a friend to tell a
friend about the im RAP reports stereo podcasts. I'm doing
it all. It's a diversified podcast. I'm doing it all.
I'm doing it all, and I've done it all. I'm done.
Tell a friend telephone about the Iron Rapport stereo podcast.
Miles Jordan Ak, the Bleach Brother's aka the dest Brothers,
and this puppy. Take me out of here with something
(41:42):
real nice. Take me out it with something real out,
but most importantly, end this Iron Rapp Reports stereo podcast
with something real funck Iron rap Ports stereo podcast. I'm
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