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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Pistol Pete Davidson might be the single greatest stick man
thus far of his era. It's business show. It should
be called business show. It's not show business, money, money
talks and BS walks.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
They're fucking drugs's phones. I'm wrapped out of my tree
on this phone.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I am deeply concerned about the ramifications of the lack
of decency on Love Island. These kids literally meet and
greet each other by opening their mouths and sticking their
tongue down each other's throat. In that call, the free
Call for twenty twenty five, I don't know A Long
(00:42):
Islands is too much from man, It's too much.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:08):
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Speaker 1 (01:09):
Zoran the Moron, If you win, I am going nowhere.
I urge New Yorkers. If Zoron the Moron wins, do
not go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And is it over?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
For one of the great stickmen of all time, Pistol
Pete Davidson is having his first kid, will he be
recognized as one of the great cocksmen of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Plus the difference between.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Bachelor and Paradise and Love Island, There's a big difference.
I explain why all that and more in a high flying,
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Speaker 2 (01:49):
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Speaker 1 (01:53):
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Speaker 2 (01:56):
Let's go, huh.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
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Speaker 2 (02:09):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggy Zone of Disruption.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
The name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed Ashkenazi aka
the Salt and of Sniff AK, the Gringo man Dingo
aka the Raging Bullshitter.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You're now rocking with the very very best.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I am Rappaport Stereo Pockets coming live and direct from
New York City. Welcome, Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption,
the Ziggy Zone of Disruption. Hope everybody's feeling real good.
Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody is feeling super
duper saying, Iron Rapport Stereo Podcast is in the place
(02:48):
to be one, two, three or almost through July. We
are almost through the end of July. And I told
you last week I'll be at the Improv for all
the Iron rap Ports Stereo Podcast listeners. I will be
the improv just doing a clip, not a full show.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I am doing a clip.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I'm doing a clip next week, the twenty ninth July
twenty ninth, July thirty. First at the Improv, the first show,
early show. If you say dingo, you DM me. You
know you could DM me at Michael Rapport. You could
DM me at im Rapaport. We see the DMS. We
all up in the DMS. DM you got a question,
(03:28):
you got a concern, you're coming to a show, let
me know. Just say dingo. The magic word is dingo. Okay,
because I get called all sorts of things by GP
general public. All sorts of things, some good, some not good.
But if you say dingo boom, I know you rock
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(03:48):
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Speaker 2 (03:58):
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Speaker 1 (04:00):
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Speaker 1 (04:14):
Listen watch the Iron rap Report Stereo podcast. So much
to discuss Summer of madness, Summer of sadness, six hundred
and fifty five days.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We are at six hundred and.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Fifty five days since the hostages were taken stolen from Israel,
six hundred and fifty five days. If you could believe that,
Do not forget about the fifty hostages. There are fifty hostages,
two of whom are American. It is six hundred and
fifty days, fifty five days as of the recording of
(04:52):
this Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. I gotta give a shout
out one of the great stickmen of the era, Pistol
Pete Davidson. Pistol Pete Davidson is having a baby. Congratulations
to Pistol Pete Davidson. I've busted his chops, but I've
(05:15):
always liked respected Pistol Pete Davidson. Met Pistol Pete Davidson,
liked Pistol Pete Davidson. Pistol Pete Davidson might be the
single greatest stick man thus far of his era. A
fantastic cocksman, Pistol Pete Davidson. I mean an unprecedented run
(05:38):
from the kid with the Golden stick, allegedly from Staten Island.
I mean the man's work has been documented in front
of the world. Pistol Pete Davidson, one of the great
stick men is expecting his first child. I wish you
nothing but the best. I wish you a healthy baby.
I don't care if it's a baby boy, baby girl, healthy, healthy,
(06:01):
beautiful baby boy, baby girl. Congratulations to one of the
great stickmen of the modern era, Pistol Pete Davison.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Of course, I curated. I came up with curated.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The Infamous Stickman Hall of Fame, the Stickman Hall of Fame,
the Coxman Hall of Fame, of course there's a building
named after Warren Baty, one of the great Coxmen of
all time. Warren Batty had a run from the late
sixties through the seventies, through the eighties, and even.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
In the nineties.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Warren Baty, one of the great cosmen of all time,
has a wing in the Stickman Hall of Fame. Of course,
Jack Nicholson an incredible run. We're thinking about naming a
building after him. Of course, we have the Jack Nicholson
Coxman Auditorium in the Stickman Hall of Fame. One of
the great Coxmen of all time, Jack Nicholson. Derek Jeter again,
(07:00):
you know, we can only have so many buildings named
after the legends in the Stickman Hall of Fame. Derek Jeter,
I mean, talk about a stickman. Talk about a cosman,
Derek Jeter. Reach out to Pistol Pete Davison. He might
be where he's hanging up his cleats. Pistol Pete Davidson
might be ready to hang up his cleats. Which is
(07:23):
why I brought it up, because some people DMed me.
They said, Michael Rapport, we know you curate all things
from the Stickman Hall of Fame, the Coxman Hall of fame.
What does this mean now that Pistol Pete Davidson is
expecting his first kid, It means absolutely nothing. I expect
this man to be loyal. He seems like he really
(07:45):
wants to find the number one girl as of now,
allegedly based on all the information, all the calls, all
the dms, and again, you could DM me at Michael Rapport,
you could DM me at I Am a rapperport both
of them on Instagram, respect fully. Pistol Pete Davidson is
not married to his young, beautiful model girlfriend who is
(08:06):
now going to be his baby mama, his baby mama
who again they are expecting their first kid. But they
said Michael Rapper. Does this take Pistol Pete Davidson off
the streets and I go, I don't know who knows
he might have a baby, and then run right back
in them streets. Pistol Pete Davidson was dating Kim Kardashian.
(08:32):
Do not forget that Pistol Pete Davidson, as a cocksman
in the modern era, was dating Kim Kardashian, walking around
in public, showing up to nick games in bathrobes and pajamas.
He makes Adam Sandler look like the best dressed person
in the world. Pistol Pete Davidson, to quote the great
(08:54):
Frank Sinatra has done it and is doing it his way,
and I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Repect becked it.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But now that he is having a baby, we don't
know if Pistol Pete will stop. We don't know that
if he will settle down. His work is already iconic.
Pistol p Davidson's work as a stick man in the
modern era is already.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Iconic. I mean, we're talking about a list on top
of a list on top, and.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
These are the ones we know about. We don't even
know what he's done on the down low. That's the
thing about great cosman. People think when they're when they're
photo opt that's what has to We don't know what
this guy has done on the down low late at night,
on those late night creeps in his prime.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But nonetheless, of course, uh, the.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Great Burgess Meredith, who played Rockies manager Mickey Burgess Meredith,
who also played the original He was on Batman.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He was on Batman.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He was he was on Batman, and Burgess Meredith was
on the TV show Batman. Anyway, Rocky's trainer Mickey, Old
Old Mickey, one of the great stick men of all time.
He's the reason why I started the Stickman Hall of
Fame because when I was doing the movie Copland, he
was talking to s Vester Salone and I was just
(10:15):
talking about how great Burgess Meredith was, and he was
talking about how much he loved Burgess Meredith, and we
were going back and forth about who he was as
a person, what it was like working with him, and
then Slone says to me, he goes, you know, Burgess
is one of the great cosmen of all time, Sylvester
Saalone says to me on the set of Copland. He says,
(10:38):
you know, Burgess was one of the great cosmen of
all time. And I said huh, And he said, it's
one of the great stickmen of all time, Burgess Meredith,
and I understood what he meant. He said, oh yeah,
he was a huge, huge ladies man, a great cox
(11:00):
and I was like, wow wow. So I heard that
right from Rocky's mouth. He told me Burgess Meredith is
one of the great Coxmen aka stickmen of all times.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Of course, Matt Dylan in the eighties and the nineties unprecedented.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
The man had his eighteenth birthday at Studio fifty four.
Lord only knows what went down at Studio fifty four
on Matt Dillon, Matt Dylan's eighteenth birthday, and of course
Leonardo DiCaprio. This is Hall of Fame level. Dominique Wilkins
in the eighties he had the South on lock. Dominique
(11:39):
Wilkins playing with the Atlanta Hawks had the South on lockdown.
Of course, a Milton Borough comedian, Milton Borough hung hung
like a horse. Apparently when Milton Burrell took that puppy out,
they didn't know what happened when.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Uncle Milty unfolded the loaf.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Of course, Prince another great stick Anyway, I could go
on and on and on about the great coxmen, the
great stickmen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
People have asked me, what is a woman. I don't
do that. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't do that. I say enough. I don't divolge
dip into what women do if they're what it's called.
I know about coxmen, I know about stickmen. I talk
speak curate all things stickman, coxmen and Stickman Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's what I do. I don't. I don't deal or worry.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Or concern myself with what the women do. Too much trouble.
It's a slippery slope. You start worrying about calling a
woman this, that, and the third, you get yourself into trouble.
But nonetheless pistol Pete Davidson, salute, congratulations. Hopefully you have
a beautiful, healthy baby in the upcoming months.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Podcast What Else Is going On?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The other day, I was talking about the Stephen Colbert
Show getting canceled, and I have never seen a show
get canceled, and so many people have so many opinions
about who, why, where, and when a show gets canceled.
(13:29):
First of all, TV shows get canceled all the time,
good ones, really really good ones. After one season, two season,
maybe three seasons. There's I mean Seinfeld, I don't know
if you know this got canceled and then brought back.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Freaks and Geeks.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
People still talk about Freaks and Geeks, Judd Apato's first
show with Seth Roge and Jason Siegel, all these people
got canceled. I mean, there have been so many great
TV shows that get canceled. It is show business. It
should be called business show. It sucks when a show
gets canceled. I've done many shows, literally many shows that
(14:13):
have been canceled. I've done pilots that never see the
light of day, the iconic word Home. Two seasons of
The Ward Home. Our ratings were good. It got canceled
for political reasons. It got canceled. Basically, The Ward Home
with Me and the Young Shooter Dean Collins got canceled
because there's so many different reasons. I believe it was
(14:35):
a Warner Brothers produced show and it was on Fox,
and at the time, I believe the Fox network wanted
to produce their own shows for their own network. It's
business show. It should be called business show. It's not
show business, Money, Money Talks, and BS walks. I did
(14:56):
another great show that Jamie Fox produced one season on
show Time called White Famous got canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I love that show. That show is ahead of its time.
This is just me.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Prison Break, you know, it finally got canceled, and there's
been a revamp after revamp after revamp, and there now
they're revamping the revamp. They're bringing back prison Break, My
so called Life, that iconic show with Jared Leto and
what's the girl's name? The Great Actress Who That's another
iconic show. I mean, so many shows whether you know
the names, whether you don't know the names, get canceled.
(15:29):
The Arsenio Hall Show got canceled. I mean late night
shows got canceled. Shows get canceled all of the time.
I am not exactly clear as to why the Stephen
Colbert Show got canceled, other than the fact that allegedly
and Stephen Colbert is dope. Stephen Colbert when he first
came out on The Daily Show with his correspondent news Court,
(15:51):
his comedic style was like bugged out. It was like
him and Steve Crown. They were doing this like straight faced, weird,
long pause, weird, unique stuff. Stephen Colbert is a game
changing comedian. Him and Corral they came in, you know,
sort of at the same time, and they were doing
that like just wacky, weird stuff that so many people
(16:13):
have bit from I Rock with Stephen Colbert. But allegedly
this show was not a profit making machine. They were
not making money anymore off of Stephen Colbert and money talks,
bullshit walks. It doesn't matter who you are, even the
great beloved Stephen Colbert can get his show canceled if
it's not making money. There's rumors that it might have
(16:36):
something to do with I'm not even exactly sure that
it's something to do with Trump and his lawsuit with Sebe.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know, but more times than not, the reason
why a show will get canceled, matter of fact, the
reason why a show gets canceled is because it's not
making money. The reason why a sports team will go
under because it's not making money. The reason why a
CBS will close it is because it's not making the
reason why anything closes is because it's not making money.
(17:04):
The reason why business is shut down is because of money.
The Stephen Colbert Show is a business. And again I
have nothing but respect for Stephen Colbert and what he
did and what he is gonna continue to do.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
He probably gonna come up with.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
A podcast and do a low five version of his show,
just like Conan O'Brien who show got canceled and then
his show went from I believe NBC to TNT or TBS.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Business. It's business.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But Stephen Colebyer will probably in a year start a
podcast and it'll be very very little overhead. He'll get
a crazy signing bonus and make tons and tons and
tons and tons and tons of money. But I will say,
you know, his show, which was recording at the Ed
Sullivan Theater, that alone costs a lot of money to
(17:57):
rent out and own the ed cell of theater. Then
you got unions on top of unions, and I'm sad
that so many New Yorkers, so many good, hard working
New Yorkers, are going to lose their job because they're
not multi millionaires like the great Stephen Colbert. These are
hardworking New York City people and it sucks Tristed area people.
It sucks that they're going to lose their jobs, you know,
(18:18):
because the cancelation of that show, and hopefully they will
find other work and continue to work doing a great job.
The union and the crew people are on his show,
which I'm sure that's probably the thing that hurts the
most for Stephen Colbert, because these are like a family.
They become like a family. They're there supporting you, making
you look good, making you and your guests shine every
(18:38):
single night. But at the end of the day, it's
dollars and cents, and if you ain't making dollars, it
don't make sense.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And like I said, I don't care if it's a bodega.
I don't care. If it's a shoe store, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
If it's a massage polar I don't care if it's
a facialist, I don't care if it's a bank. If
you're not making money, the business will shut down. And
like I said, so many shows get canceled all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Good shows.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
This show on HBO that I really liked, starring the
comedian singer Bridget Everett.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
This is a show that was like being discussed.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
For Emmys, and you know, on the best of this
list and the best of that list that got canceled,
it probably.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Wasn't making money.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It sucks, It stinks, But like I said, it's part
of the business. There's there's not an actor who's worked
in TV that hasn't had a show that's been canceled.
I guarantee you big, big, big name people. They do pilots,
they do a show, they shoot nine episodes, Boom, they
just canceled the George Lopez show. That shows get canceled
all the time. It's just what it is. I don't
(19:44):
know why there's so much fuss over the Stephen Colbert.
I don't know why there's so much like protest over
other than the fact that he's beloved. But the people
that are protesting people in our business, they've had things
that are canceled, you know, for the same reason.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Which is money. It all comes down to those benjamins.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
And also in twenty twenty five regarding Stephen Colbert and
TV and cancelation, there's so many options of so many
things to watch just your phone alone. You might not
even turn on the TV. Back in the days, the
TV would turn on. That was your phone, that was
your Internet, that was your TikTok, your Instagram, your Twitter,
(20:24):
your Facebook, you're texting.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Everything was through the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And then we got remote controls and then you would
the big deal swiping back in the days was changing
the channel from Channel two to Channel four, to Channel seven,
to Channel eleven, to ESPN and HBO.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That was swiping. Now it's endless, endless. I don't know
what people do.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
There's currently three late night shows, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,
and Steven Colbert. So right there, you're splitting up that cake,
that chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
In three ways. Plus you gotta fight the phones. You
gotta fight the phones, and you gotta.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Fight the apps and the Netflix and the Amazons and
the Hulus and the paramount Pluses and the streamings and
every single other thing that you have, and these phones,
I guarantee you more people are on their phone at
eleven thirty at night instead of watching all three of
those shows that I just named as opposed to you know,
(21:22):
watching them, They're they're swiping, they're swiping.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
These phones are on they're fucking drugs, these phones. I'm
whacked out of my tree on this phone. I'm out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm fully back in, man, I talked to you about
my phone addiction.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm back in, bro, I'm back in. I'm off the reservation.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Like I've escaped the phone addiction rehab and they are like,
we need to put out an APB on Michael Rapport.
He's six foot three, he's got beautiful, beautiful green eyes,
broad shoulders, handsome. You know who he is. He's Michael Rapport.
He's gone, He's gone. They've said that Michael Rapport has
(22:03):
escaped the phone addiction community, he has escaped the phone
addiction rehabilitation center.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I gotta real myself back in because I'm gonna tell
you something about these fucking phones. Once you think you're out,
they pull you back in. I need to get myself
one of those kosher phones. They have these kosher phones
where all it is is you talk, and if you
want to text, you gotta thumb it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You gotta thumb it.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And that'll make you not want a text because thumbing
it when you're used to the quick shit and the
voice shit a thumbing it, gorilla thumbing it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It ain't easy. It ain't easy.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Our thumbs have they've gotten bigger, less flexible since they
came out with these phones.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Evolution.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Look it up, Google it Google thumbs in twenty twenty five,
based on thumbs in the early twenty nineteen nineties when
we were texting. Can't do it anymore. But that phone
shit eats you up, man, It eats you up, and
it eats up. Ratings for great, great TV shows at Follon,
Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Gobert, if you're into them, what.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Else is going on?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I've asked so many people about the upcoming mayoriole race.
Is it called mayorol race? The race for mayor November
of twenty twenty five. Of course you got zoron the moron.
That's my new nickname for him, zoron the Moron, zoron
(23:31):
the Moron Magabamba, Zoe fran MNDAMMI versus Eric Adams, the mayor, Cuomo,
former governor, and Curtis Sliwa. And let me tell you something,
Curtis Sliwa, keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I hope you you drop out. I don't think Curtis
Lee was gonna drop out. Allegedly, Curtis Sliwa, who formed
the Guardian Angels and I met him, couldn't be a
nicer guy.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
He's up there with bars.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Curtis Sleeve got bars for this campaign as far as
I'm concerned. Curtis Lee was on TV running for mayor.
Must watch t B. He said the other day, and
I quote, these are bars. He spit them bars.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
He said.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Eric Adams is broken goods and Andrew Cuomo got in
trouble for slapping fannies and killing grannies. I was like, bars,
straight up bars.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He said.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Another time, on another press conference, he said, if you're twenty.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Two, don't let him near you about Cuomo. These are
his words.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
But I'm like, yo, this is this is it, man,
This is the race for mayor of New York City
twenty twenty five. You got a fucking terrorist supporting Zoron
the Moron Zoron the Moron, and I urged new Yorkers.
I've heard a lot of people say that if Zoron
the Moron wins the election, you're gonna leave New York.
(25:08):
New Yorkers, if Zoron the Moron wins the election, don't
go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Do not let this.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Terrorist supporter, socialist, bullshit artist run you out of your city.
He's not even from here. Do not even think you're
going to leave New York City. If Zoron the Moron
wins the election, I'm going nowhere. Will it hurt me, yes, well,
I be embarrassed for New York as a New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Would I possibly do something financially that helps me with
another residence, Yes, But I'm never leaving New York for
a three card Monty playing bullshit artist like you, Zoron
the Moron. If this guy wins, we need to blame ourselves.
We need to dust ourselves off and make New York
(26:04):
great again.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But we have plenty of time to get ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
But for all intentsive purposes, as of now, every single
person that I ask, knowledgeable or not knowledgeable. Every single
person that I ask, I go, if you're a betting
man and you have to bet today based on everything
we know. With the election being zor On the Moron, Mayor,
Eric Adams, Andrew Cuomo, and Curtis Sliwa, who do you
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think is going to win? And every single person that
I'm asking is saying zor On the Moron is going
to win? And I'm just like what And my wife
told me, she said, stop asking them. You keep asking
like you're going to get a different answer unless something changes.
Number One, Andrew Cuomo, you drop out. Curtis Sliwa with
your bars and your flow, you drop out. Zor On
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the Moron is going to win the election as Mayor
of New York. But whether he wins or not, I'm
not leaving New York because Zorn Zoe friend MADAMMI the
fuck out of here, and I urge New York stop
even saying that if that happens, we have to fix
it ourselves. We have to fix it ourselves, you know,
running me out of the city that I was born in.
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What else is going on a lot of talk about
this show. I don't deep dive here with reality TV.
As you know, I have my podcast with my wife Kibi,
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My Better Half, Way Better Half Rapaports Reality drops like
clockwork every single Wednesday, and we've been discussing the difference
between old school Bachelor and Paradise and the Damn Near
NC seventeen.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Love Island.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Love Island is a phenomenon. Now I had to stop
watching it. It's too much. I am deeply concerned about
the ramifications of the lack of decency and the false
sense of intimacy on Love Island. These kids literally meet
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and greet each other by opening their mouths and sticking
their tongue down each other's throat.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
This is way out there.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
They're walking around butt ass, grabbing each other's asses, grinding
on each other.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
They don't even know each other's.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
First and or last name. This is way out there.
Love Island is way out there. And we will watch
all kinds of shlock on reality TV. We watch it all,
of course, High End, the Real Housewives, Real Houses in
New York, New Jersey, Atlanta, Potomac, the Great Real Houses
in Miami, Real Houses Salt Lake City, watch Real House
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Eyes at Dubai, Real Houses of Orange County, and the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Watch it All Okay, Dallas,
Cowboy Cheerleaders, the Ultimatum Queer. Addition, we watch the Love Hotel.
Great season of Love Hotel. This was a great season
of Love Hotel. We had the Countess, we had the
Green Eyed bandit from Potomac. We had the Green Eye Bandit, Giselle,
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gorgeous green Eyed band we had Ashley, and we had
hailing from Orange County, Shannon Madore. Excellent season, excellent season, underrated, fun,
just what you want from a housewife, you know, spinoff
show Love Hotel. Watch that show. Really good show Love Hotel.
We watch it. Old Dallas Conboy Cheerleaders, we watch it all.
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We had to turn off Love Island. I was disgusted.
And they're like, last night when we were sleeping, we
had intimacy. And I'm thinking, wait what And they told me, well, yeah,
well we had sex. And I'm like, wait, when you
were sleeping in the room with the twenty other people,
this is not intimacy based on everything I know in
twenty twenty five, when you're having sex in a room
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with other people.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
In that call the freak off at twenty twenty five,
I don't know. Listen, who am I to judge? You young?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Do your thing. But Love Islands just too much for me. Man,
It's too much. But people love it, kids love it.
But watching Love Island compared to the Bachelor in Paradise
is literally like watching Finding Nemo and an NC seventeen movie.
Bachelor in Paradise is literally like watching like a kid's
cartoon show, compared to Love Island, where they are literally
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greeting each other by sticking their tongues down each other's throat.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's way out there. Are you watching Bachelor in the Paradise?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Can you watch Bachelor and Paradise after sitting through a
season of Love Island anymore? It's a difference between network
TV and a streaming TV dating show. It's way out
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Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm done
Pistol Pete Davidson might be the single greatest stick man
thus far of his era. It's business show. It should
be called business show. It's not show business, money, money
talks and BS walks.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
They're fucking drugs's phones. I'm wrapped out of my tree
on this phone.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I am deeply concerned about the ramifications of the lack
of decency on Love Island. These kids literally meet and
greet each other by opening their mouths and sticking their
tongue down each other's throat. In that call, the free
Call for twenty twenty five, I don't know A Long
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Islands is too much from man, It's too much.
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Boom.
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Zoran the Moron, If you win, I am going nowhere.
I urge New Yorkers. If Zoron the Moron wins, do
not go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
And is it over?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
For one of the great stickmen of all time, Pistol
Pete Davidson is having his first kid, will he be
recognized as one of the great cocksmen of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Plus the difference between.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Bachelor and Paradise and Love Island, There's a big difference.
I explain why all that and more in a high flying,
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to be one, two, three or almost through July. We
are almost through the end of July. And I told
you last week I'll be at the Improv for all
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the improv just doing a clip, not a full show.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I am doing a clip.
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I'm doing a clip next week, the twenty ninth July
twenty ninth, July thirty. First at the Improv, the first show,
early show. If you say dingo, you DM me. You
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Listen watch the Iron rap Report Stereo podcast. So much
to discuss Summer of madness, Summer of sadness, six hundred
and fifty five days.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We are at six hundred and.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Fifty five days since the hostages were taken stolen from Israel,
six hundred and fifty five days. If you could believe that,
Do not forget about the fifty hostages. There are fifty hostages,
two of whom are American. It is six hundred and
fifty days, fifty five days as of the recording of
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this Iron Rapport Stereo podcast. I gotta give a shout
out one of the great stickmen of the era, Pistol
Pete Davidson. Pistol Pete Davidson is having a baby. Congratulations
to Pistol Pete Davidson. I've busted his chops, but I've
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always liked respected Pistol Pete Davidson. Met Pistol Pete Davidson,
liked Pistol Pete Davidson. Pistol Pete Davidson might be the
single greatest stick man thus far of his era. A
fantastic cocksman, Pistol Pete Davidson. I mean an unprecedented run
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from the kid with the Golden stick, allegedly from Staten Island.
I mean the man's work has been documented in front
of the world. Pistol Pete Davidson, one of the great
stick men is expecting his first child. I wish you
nothing but the best. I wish you a healthy baby.
I don't care if it's a baby boy, baby girl, healthy, healthy,
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beautiful baby boy, baby girl. Congratulations to one of the
great stickmen of the modern era, Pistol Pete Davison.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Of course, I curated. I came up with curated.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
The Infamous Stickman Hall of Fame, the Stickman Hall of Fame,
the Coxman Hall of Fame, of course there's a building
named after Warren Baty, one of the great Coxmen of
all time. Warren Batty had a run from the late
sixties through the seventies, through the eighties, and even.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
In the nineties.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Warren Baty, one of the great cosmen of all time,
has a wing in the Stickman Hall of Fame. Of course,
Jack Nicholson an incredible run. We're thinking about naming a
building after him. Of course, we have the Jack Nicholson
Coxman Auditorium in the Stickman Hall of Fame. One of
the great Coxmen of all time, Jack Nicholson. Derek Jeter again,
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you know, we can only have so many buildings named
after the legends in the Stickman Hall of Fame. Derek Jeter,
I mean, talk about a stickman. Talk about a cosman,
Derek Jeter. Reach out to Pistol Pete Davison. He might
be where he's hanging up his cleats. Pistol Pete Davidson
might be ready to hang up his cleats. Which is
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why I brought it up, because some people DMed me.
They said, Michael Rapport, we know you curate all things
from the Stickman Hall of Fame, the Coxman Hall of fame.
What does this mean now that Pistol Pete Davidson is
expecting his first kid, It means absolutely nothing. I expect
this man to be loyal. He seems like he really
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wants to find the number one girl as of now,
allegedly based on all the information, all the calls, all
the dms, and again, you could DM me at Michael Rapport,
you could DM me at I Am a rapperport both
of them on Instagram, respect fully. Pistol Pete Davidson is
not married to his young, beautiful model girlfriend who is
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now going to be his baby mama, his baby mama
who again they are expecting their first kid. But they
said Michael Rapper. Does this take Pistol Pete Davidson off
the streets and I go, I don't know who knows
he might have a baby, and then run right back
in them streets. Pistol Pete Davidson was dating Kim Kardashian.
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Do not forget that Pistol Pete Davidson, as a cocksman
in the modern era, was dating Kim Kardashian, walking around
in public, showing up to nick games in bathrobes and pajamas.
He makes Adam Sandler look like the best dressed person
in the world. Pistol Pete Davidson, to quote the great
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Frank Sinatra has done it and is doing it his way,
and I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Repect becked it.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But now that he is having a baby, we don't
know if Pistol Pete will stop. We don't know that
if he will settle down. His work is already iconic.
Pistol p Davidson's work as a stick man in the
modern era is already.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Iconic. I mean, we're talking about a list on top
of a list on top, and.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
These are the ones we know about. We don't even
know what he's done on the down low. That's the
thing about great cosman. People think when they're when they're
photo opt that's what has to We don't know what
this guy has done on the down low late at night,
on those late night creeps in his prime.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
But nonetheless, of course, uh, the.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Great Burgess Meredith, who played Rockies manager Mickey Burgess Meredith,
who also played the original He was on Batman.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
He was on Batman.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
He was he was on Batman, and Burgess Meredith was
on the TV show Batman. Anyway, Rocky's trainer Mickey, Old
Old Mickey, one of the great stick men of all time.
He's the reason why I started the Stickman Hall of
Fame because when I was doing the movie Copland, he
was talking to s Vester Salone and I was just
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talking about how great Burgess Meredith was, and he was
talking about how much he loved Burgess Meredith, and we
were going back and forth about who he was as
a person, what it was like working with him, and
then Slone says to me, he goes, you know, Burgess
is one of the great cosmen of all time, Sylvester
Saalone says to me on the set of Copland. He says,
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you know, Burgess was one of the great cosmen of
all time. And I said huh, And he said, it's
one of the great stickmen of all time, Burgess Meredith,
and I understood what he meant. He said, oh yeah,
he was a huge, huge ladies man, a great cox
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and I was like, wow wow. So I heard that
right from Rocky's mouth. He told me Burgess Meredith is
one of the great Coxmen aka stickmen of all times.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Of course, Matt Dylan in the eighties and the nineties unprecedented.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
The man had his eighteenth birthday at Studio fifty four.
Lord only knows what went down at Studio fifty four
on Matt Dillon, Matt Dylan's eighteenth birthday, and of course
Leonardo DiCaprio. This is Hall of Fame level. Dominique Wilkins
in the eighties he had the South on lock. Dominique
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Wilkins playing with the Atlanta Hawks had the South on lockdown.
Of course, a Milton Borough comedian, Milton Borough hung hung
like a horse. Apparently when Milton Burrell took that puppy out,
they didn't know what happened when.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Uncle Milty unfolded the loaf.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Of course, Prince another great stick Anyway, I could go
on and on and on about the great coxmen, the
great stickmen.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
People have asked me, what is a woman. I don't
do that. I don't.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I don't do that. I say enough. I don't divolge
dip into what women do if they're what it's called.
I know about coxmen, I know about stickmen. I talk
speak curate all things stickman, coxmen and Stickman Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
That's what I do. I don't. I don't deal or worry.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Or concern myself with what the women do. Too much trouble.
It's a slippery slope. You start worrying about calling a
woman this, that, and the third, you get yourself into trouble.
But nonetheless pistol Pete Davidson, salute, congratulations. Hopefully you have
a beautiful, healthy baby in the upcoming months.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Podcast What Else Is going On?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
The other day, I was talking about the Stephen Colbert
Show getting canceled, and I have never seen a show
get canceled, and so many people have so many opinions
about who, why, where, and when a show gets canceled.
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First of all, TV shows get canceled all the time,
good ones, really really good ones. After one season, two season,
maybe three seasons. There's I mean Seinfeld, I don't know
if you know this got canceled and then brought back.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Freaks and Geeks.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
People still talk about Freaks and Geeks, Judd Apato's first
show with Seth Roge and Jason Siegel, all these people
got canceled. I mean, there have been so many great
TV shows that get canceled. It is show business. It
should be called business show. It sucks when a show
gets canceled. I've done many shows, literally many shows that
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have been canceled. I've done pilots that never see the
light of day, the iconic word Home. Two seasons of
The Ward Home. Our ratings were good. It got canceled
for political reasons. It got canceled. Basically, The Ward Home
with Me and the Young Shooter Dean Collins got canceled
because there's so many different reasons. I believe it was
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a Warner Brothers produced show and it was on Fox,
and at the time, I believe the Fox network wanted
to produce their own shows for their own network. It's
business show. It should be called business show. It's not
show business, Money, Money Talks, and BS walks. I did
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another great show that Jamie Fox produced one season on
show Time called White Famous got canceled.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I love that show. That show is ahead of its time.
This is just me.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Prison Break, you know, it finally got canceled, and there's
been a revamp after revamp after revamp, and there now
they're revamping the revamp. They're bringing back prison Break, My
so called Life, that iconic show with Jared Leto and
what's the girl's name? The Great Actress Who That's another
iconic show. I mean, so many shows whether you know
the names, whether you don't know the names, get canceled.
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The Arsenio Hall Show got canceled. I mean late night
shows got canceled. Shows get canceled all of the time.
I am not exactly clear as to why the Stephen
Colbert Show got canceled, other than the fact that allegedly
and Stephen Colbert is dope. Stephen Colbert when he first
came out on The Daily Show with his correspondent news Court,
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his comedic style was like bugged out. It was like
him and Steve Crown. They were doing this like straight faced, weird,
long pause, weird, unique stuff. Stephen Colbert is a game
changing comedian. Him and Corral they came in, you know,
sort of at the same time, and they were doing
that like just wacky, weird stuff that so many people
(16:13):
have bit from I Rock with Stephen Colbert. But allegedly
this show was not a profit making machine. They were
not making money anymore off of Stephen Colbert and money talks,
bullshit walks. It doesn't matter who you are, even the
great beloved Stephen Colbert can get his show canceled if
it's not making money. There's rumors that it might have
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something to do with I'm not even exactly sure that
it's something to do with Trump and his lawsuit with Sebe.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I don't know, but more times than not, the reason
why a show will get canceled, matter of fact, the
reason why a show gets canceled is because it's not
making money. The reason why a sports team will go
under because it's not making money. The reason why a
CBS will close it is because it's not making the
reason why anything closes is because it's not making money.
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The reason why business is shut down is because of money.
The Stephen Colbert Show is a business. And again I
have nothing but respect for Stephen Colbert and what he
did and what he is gonna continue to do.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
He probably gonna come up with.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
A podcast and do a low five version of his show,
just like Conan O'Brien who show got canceled and then
his show went from I believe NBC to TNT or TBS.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Business. It's business.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
But Stephen Colebyer will probably in a year start a
podcast and it'll be very very little overhead. He'll get
a crazy signing bonus and make tons and tons and
tons and tons and tons of money. But I will say,
you know, his show, which was recording at the Ed
Sullivan Theater, that alone costs a lot of money to
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rent out and own the ed cell of theater. Then
you got unions on top of unions, and I'm sad
that so many New Yorkers, so many good, hard working
New Yorkers, are going to lose their job because they're
not multi millionaires like the great Stephen Colbert. These are
hardworking New York City people and it sucks Tristed area people.
It sucks that they're going to lose their jobs, you know,
(18:18):
because the cancelation of that show, and hopefully they will
find other work and continue to work doing a great job.
The union and the crew people are on his show,
which I'm sure that's probably the thing that hurts the
most for Stephen Colbert, because these are like a family.
They become like a family. They're there supporting you, making
you look good, making you and your guests shine every
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single night. But at the end of the day, it's
dollars and cents, and if you ain't making dollars, it
don't make sense.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
And like I said, I don't care if it's a bodega.
I don't care. If it's a shoe store, I don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
If it's a massage polar I don't care if it's
a facialist, I don't care if it's a bank. If
you're not making money, the business will shut down. And
like I said, so many shows get canceled all the time.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Good shows.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
This show on HBO that I really liked, starring the
comedian singer Bridget Everett.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
This is a show that was like being discussed.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
For Emmys, and you know, on the best of this
list and the best of that list that got canceled,
it probably.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Wasn't making money.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
It sucks, It stinks, But like I said, it's part
of the business. There's there's not an actor who's worked
in TV that hasn't had a show that's been canceled.
I guarantee you big, big, big name people. They do pilots,
they do a show, they shoot nine episodes, Boom, they
just canceled the George Lopez show. That shows get canceled
all the time. It's just what it is. I don't
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know why there's so much fuss over the Stephen Colbert.
I don't know why there's so much like protest over
other than the fact that he's beloved. But the people
that are protesting people in our business, they've had things
that are canceled, you know, for the same reason.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Which is money. It all comes down to those benjamins.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
And also in twenty twenty five regarding Stephen Colbert and
TV and cancelation, there's so many options of so many
things to watch just your phone alone. You might not
even turn on the TV. Back in the days, the
TV would turn on. That was your phone, that was
your Internet, that was your TikTok, your Instagram, your Twitter,
(20:24):
your Facebook, you're texting.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Everything was through the phone.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And then we got remote controls and then you would
the big deal swiping back in the days was changing
the channel from Channel two to Channel four, to Channel seven,
to Channel eleven, to ESPN and HBO.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That was swiping. Now it's endless, endless. I don't know
what people do.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
There's currently three late night shows, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel,
and Steven Colbert. So right there, you're splitting up that cake,
that chocolate chip cookie.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
In three ways. Plus you gotta fight the phones. You
gotta fight the phones, and you gotta.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Fight the apps and the Netflix and the Amazons and
the Hulus and the paramount Pluses and the streamings and
every single other thing that you have, and these phones,
I guarantee you more people are on their phone at
eleven thirty at night instead of watching all three of
those shows that I just named as opposed to you know,
(21:22):
watching them, They're they're swiping, they're swiping.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
These phones are on they're fucking drugs, these phones. I'm
whacked out of my tree on this phone. I'm out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
I'm fully back in, man, I talked to you about
my phone addiction.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm back in, bro, I'm back in. I'm off the reservation.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Like I've escaped the phone addiction rehab and they are like,
we need to put out an APB on Michael Rapport.
He's six foot three, he's got beautiful, beautiful green eyes,
broad shoulders, handsome. You know who he is. He's Michael Rapport.
He's gone, He's gone. They've said that Michael Rapport has
(22:03):
escaped the phone addiction community, he has escaped the phone
addiction rehabilitation center.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I gotta real myself back in because I'm gonna tell
you something about these fucking phones. Once you think you're out,
they pull you back in. I need to get myself
one of those kosher phones. They have these kosher phones
where all it is is you talk, and if you
want to text, you gotta thumb it.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
You gotta thumb it.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And that'll make you not want a text because thumbing
it when you're used to the quick shit and the
voice shit a thumbing it, gorilla thumbing it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It ain't easy. It ain't easy.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Our thumbs have they've gotten bigger, less flexible since they
came out with these phones.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Evolution.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Look it up, Google it Google thumbs in twenty twenty five,
based on thumbs in the early twenty nineteen nineties when
we were texting. Can't do it anymore. But that phone
shit eats you up, man, It eats you up, and
it eats up. Ratings for great, great TV shows at Follon,
Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Gobert, if you're into them, what.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Else is going on?
Speaker 1 (23:11):
I've asked so many people about the upcoming mayoriole race.
Is it called mayorol race? The race for mayor November
of twenty twenty five. Of course you got zoron the moron.
That's my new nickname for him, zoron the Moron, zoron
(23:31):
the Moron Magabamba, Zoe fran MNDAMMI versus Eric Adams, the mayor, Cuomo,
former governor, and Curtis Sliwa. And let me tell you something,
Curtis Sliwa, keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I hope you you drop out. I don't think Curtis
Lee was gonna drop out. Allegedly, Curtis Sliwa, who formed
the Guardian Angels and I met him, couldn't be a
nicer guy.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
He's up there with bars.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Curtis Sleeve got bars for this campaign as far as
I'm concerned. Curtis Lee was on TV running for mayor.
Must watch t B. He said the other day, and
I quote, these are bars. He spit them bars.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
He said.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Eric Adams is broken goods and Andrew Cuomo got in
trouble for slapping fannies and killing grannies. I was like, bars,
straight up bars.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
He said.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Another time, on another press conference, he said, if you're twenty.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Two, don't let him near you about Cuomo. These are
his words.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
But I'm like, yo, this is this is it, man,
This is the race for mayor of New York City
twenty twenty five. You got a fucking terrorist supporting Zoron
the Moron Zoron the Moron, and I urged new Yorkers.
I've heard a lot of people say that if Zoron
the Moron wins the election, you're gonna leave New York.
(25:08):
New Yorkers, if Zoron the Moron wins the election, don't
go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Do not let this.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Terrorist supporter, socialist, bullshit artist run you out of your city.
He's not even from here. Do not even think you're
going to leave New York City. If Zoron the Moron
wins the election, I'm going nowhere. Will it hurt me, yes, well,
I be embarrassed for New York as a New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Would I possibly do something financially that helps me with
another residence, Yes, But I'm never leaving New York for
a three card Monty playing bullshit artist like you, Zoron
the Moron. If this guy wins, we need to blame ourselves.
We need to dust ourselves off and make New York
(26:04):
great again.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
But we have plenty of time to get ahead of it.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
But for all intentsive purposes, as of now, every single
person that I ask, knowledgeable or not knowledgeable. Every single
person that I ask, I go, if you're a betting
man and you have to bet today based on everything
we know. With the election being zor On the Moron, Mayor,
Eric Adams, Andrew Cuomo, and Curtis Sliwa, who do you
(26:31):
think is going to win? And every single person that
I'm asking is saying zor On the Moron is going
to win? And I'm just like what And my wife
told me, she said, stop asking them. You keep asking
like you're going to get a different answer unless something changes.
Number One, Andrew Cuomo, you drop out. Curtis Sliwa with
your bars and your flow, you drop out. Zor On
(26:53):
the Moron is going to win the election as Mayor
of New York. But whether he wins or not, I'm
not leaving New York because Zorn Zoe friend MADAMMI the
fuck out of here, and I urge New York stop
even saying that if that happens, we have to fix
it ourselves. We have to fix it ourselves, you know,
running me out of the city that I was born in.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Crazy podcast. I hope everybody's feeling good.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
I really do hope everybody is feeling good, and I
hope everybody is listening to the podcast, watching the podcast.
Like I said, if you've never listened to the Iron
rap Port Stereo podcast, welcome. If you're this is your
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(28:12):
The link is below. You see that link, You see
that link, Hit that link. Hit that link. All the ranting,
all the shit talking I do. It's part of the
I Am rap Reports Stereo podcast, the world's most disruptive podcast.
What else is going on a lot of talk about
this show. I don't deep dive here with reality TV.
As you know, I have my podcast with my wife Kibi,
(28:35):
My Better Half, Way Better Half Rapaports Reality drops like
clockwork every single Wednesday, and we've been discussing the difference
between old school Bachelor and Paradise and the Damn Near
NC seventeen.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Love Island.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Love Island is a phenomenon. Now I had to stop
watching it. It's too much. I am deeply concerned about
the ramifications of the lack of decency and the false
sense of intimacy on Love Island. These kids literally meet
(29:11):
and greet each other by opening their mouths and sticking
their tongue down each other's throat.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
This is way out there.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
They're walking around butt ass, grabbing each other's asses, grinding
on each other.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
They don't even know each other's.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
First and or last name. This is way out there.
Love Island is way out there. And we will watch
all kinds of shlock on reality TV. We watch it all,
of course, High End, the Real Housewives, Real Houses in
New York, New Jersey, Atlanta, Potomac, the Great Real Houses
in Miami, Real Houses Salt Lake City, watch Real House
(29:47):
Eyes at Dubai, Real Houses of Orange County, and the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Watch it All Okay, Dallas,
Cowboy Cheerleaders, the Ultimatum Queer. Addition, we watch the Love Hotel.
Great season of Love Hotel. This was a great season
of Love Hotel. We had the Countess, we had the
Green Eyed bandit from Potomac. We had the Green Eye Bandit, Giselle,
(30:11):
gorgeous green Eyed band we had Ashley, and we had
hailing from Orange County, Shannon Madore. Excellent season, excellent season, underrated, fun,
just what you want from a housewife, you know, spinoff
show Love Hotel. Watch that show. Really good show Love Hotel.
We watch it. Old Dallas Conboy Cheerleaders, we watch it all.
(30:31):
We had to turn off Love Island. I was disgusted.
And they're like, last night when we were sleeping, we
had intimacy. And I'm thinking, wait what And they told me, well, yeah,
well we had sex. And I'm like, wait, when you
were sleeping in the room with the twenty other people,
this is not intimacy based on everything I know in
twenty twenty five, when you're having sex in a room
(30:54):
with other people.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
In that call the freak off at twenty twenty five,
I don't know. Listen, who am I to judge? You young?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Do your thing. But Love Islands just too much for me. Man,
It's too much. But people love it, kids love it.
But watching Love Island compared to the Bachelor in Paradise
is literally like watching Finding Nemo and an NC seventeen movie.
Bachelor in Paradise is literally like watching like a kid's
cartoon show, compared to Love Island, where they are literally
(31:23):
greeting each other by sticking their tongues down each other's throat.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's way out there. Are you watching Bachelor in the Paradise?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Can you watch Bachelor and Paradise after sitting through a
season of Love Island anymore? It's a difference between network
TV and a streaming TV dating show. It's way out
there anyway. Make sure you subscribe, rate review, Make sure
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the Dustweathers. Take me out of it with something real nice,
Take me at it with something real lout, but most importantly,
take me auty here with something real funkcy I am
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Speaker 2 (32:04):
I'm done
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