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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Boom have No Fear of the Iron Reports Stereo podcast
is here. Beginning Boom Have No Fear. The I Am
Rap Reports Stereo podcast is here. Date Night. I went
to go see this movie Weapons with Josh Brolin. Little
did I know that it was a zombie slash witch
themed dark comedy, But I still give it two thumbs up.
(00:30):
Breakdown Date Night Plus Fantasy Football. I have the number
two pick in my fantasy football league. Who would you
take as the number two pick in the twenty twenty
five Fantasy football league? I throw the options, the opportunities,
and what I think I'm going to do. Plus Muhammad
Khalil Khalil Mohammad Marshmellow Khalil Mohammad. You fuck you, He's
(00:53):
getting it again. All that morning, high flying, fully disruptive
Iron Rapports Stereo podcast coming up right now, Miles Joanne Hey,
the Bleach brother aka the Dust Brothers. Start this puppy
over time real nice, start this puppy over to real,
but most wantly start this Iron rap Port stereal pockets
off with something real punky. This is the Iron Rapports
Stereo Pockets Like, let's go oh yeah, oh yeah. Boom
(01:28):
have no fear of the Iron. Rapperport Stereo podcasts. Yeah,
beginning Boom, have no fear of the I Am Rappaport
Stereo Podcast is in the place to be. Welcome to
the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the Signy Zone
of Disruption. The name is Michael Rappaport aka the Inflamed
Ashkenazi aka the Salt of Sniff aka the Raging Bullshitter
(01:54):
aka the Gringo man Dingo. Hope everyone's feeling real good.
Hope everyone feel real safe. Hope every everybody is feeling
real saying. Hope everybody is feeling really saying. I'm rap
Port Stereo Podcast, coming live and direct from the gloom
Tomb of New York. No weave York hot hot. It's
not crazy hot, but it's August in New York, so
(02:17):
you know what it is. Anyway, I'm rap Wort Stereo Podcast,
coming live and direct. We are, if you could believe
it or not, halfway through the month of August. Halfway
through the month of August. I hope you are enjoying
your summer while we have it. I hope you are
enjoying your break. Hope you're enjoying the sun. I hope
(02:39):
you're enjoying some time off, as much time off as
you could possibly get. I know, I am got the
big colonoscopy next week, big announcement, big colonoscopy. Forget the
big bill, the big beautiful bill. I got my big
beautiful colonoscopy coming up next week. As you know on
(03:00):
the Iron Rapports stereopodcasts, I share this with you guys
year after year. We're heading into the eleventh year, eleven
year anniversary of the Iron Rapports stereo podcasts, eleven years
of colonoscopies, eleven years of colonoscopy talk on the Iron
rap Wort Stereo podcast But like I said, forget the
big beautiful bill. We are prepping next week for the
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big beautiful colonoscopy. And I suggest everybody, all men over
the age I think it's a forty go to your
doctor and get a colonoscopy. It is not as bad
as you think. It is not as bad as some
people say, and like, oh they're doing this, and grow up.
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Grow up. Health is wealth. Without your health, you got
absolutely positively nothing. I suffer from l sort of colitis,
so I have gotten colonoscopies. Almost every year, not every
year since I'm sixteen, nineteen eighty six. Fortunately, bark Khashim,
my alterative colitis is in remission right now, somehow, some way,
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I don't know how. It's in remission right now. I
am off all medication right now for my alternative colitis.
I don't know if anybody deals with colonoscopies, ALC colitis,
Crohn's disease, but all men over forty call your doctor
and be like should I can I set up my
appointment for my colonoscopy? Like I said, I'm doing my
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next week, and they knock you out. You got listen.
I hope everybody can afford the insurance. I will say
that I've never had a colonoscopy without the medication. I
know one person who did it. He was like, no problem.
I was like, you're crazy. But they put you out.
They put you on that Michael Jackson, You're out. They
literally count you down. They don't even count from ten,
(04:53):
They count seven, six, five, and by by four you're
like gone. And then you wake up. It feels like
you've been for a week. You wake up not even
an hour later, and then they ship you out. That's
my least favorite part of the colonascaby is when it's over.
So some people say the colon Askaby says, my least
favorite part of the colon askaby is when they wake
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you up and they go, Okay, gotta get dressed, mister rapport,
gonna meet the doctor in the lounge. It's gonna talk
to you, but you gotta get dressed, and you gotta
get out. I don't know where you're gonna go, but
you gotta get out of here. But we got the big,
beautiful Colonosky coming up next week. And uh, like I said,
call your doctor and get your self checked out, because
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without your health you have absolutely positively nothing. We all
know this. Once your ankle hurts, or once your stomach hurts,
once your feet hurt, anything goes wrong, cold sinus, headaches,
all the joy goes out the door. How did I
get on my car? I didn't even know I was
gonna talk about my colon Asky. It's not till next week.
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I'm actually looking forward to it. You know why I
am looking forward to my Colonoska. I'm looking forward to
my Colonosk could be because I like knowing that I'm good.
I like knowing that I am cleared obviously with ulco colitis.
You have to check these things. But whenever I go
to the doctor and get that call and ask when
he goes you're all good, I go all right. One
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less thing to worry about, because the mountain, the piles
of things that I have to worry about that everybody
has to worry about in twenty twenty five, especially as
an adult, are are crazy. And it's just one thing
you check off your list. Like I said, health is
the most important thing. How did I get on that?
I don't even know I got on that. I know
that I'm be on tour this fall. I am performing
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all over the place. Am I coming to your city?
I am performing in New Jersey November twenty fifth, twenty six,
twenty seventh. I am performing in New Jersey November twenty fifth,
twenty six, twenty seventh. I'm performing in Providence October second, third,
and fourth. I am performing in Denver October ninth, tenth,
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and eleventh. I am performing in Long Island. Governors in
Long Island had a great show last time. In November.
I am performing in Arlington, Virginia, November thirteenth, fourteenth. I
am performing in Chicago with Elon Gold and Mody the
eighteenth of December. I am performing in LA the twenty
first of December. All tickets all information are available at
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Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Jersey Providence, Denver, Long Island, Levittown, Arlington, Virginia, Chicago, LA.
All tickets, all information is available at Michael Rapportcomedy dot com.
Am I coming to your city? Am I coming to
your city? In January? I'm going to Tulsa and I
got all other places, but twenty twenty five, it's all up.
(07:48):
Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. My wife and I went on
a impromptu date the other day. If you don't know
my wife and I Kibi. We co host upon podcast
rapaports Reality. Me and my wife co host a podcast,
Rapaport's Reality, where we discuss all things reality TV and
(08:08):
we are any fantastic summer of reality TV. We are
an e beautiful, fantastic summer of reality TV. We drop
it like clockwork every single Wednesday, Rapaport's Reality. Me and
my wife we break things down right now. We got
the Valley. The Valley Reunion is one of the best reunions. Ever,
(08:31):
is it fun no? Is it captivating? Absolutely positively? Is
it dark yes? Is it lighthearted? Definitely not? But the
Reunion of the Valley season two excellent, excellent TV. And
of course we have The Real Housewives of Miami awesome
(08:52):
Real Housewives of Orange County. The Real Housewives of Miami
and the Real Housewives of Orange County are two Bravo
Real Housewives show that have all of their essence and
integrity intact season after season, season after season. Both of
these shows continue to come back and deliver episode after episode,
(09:12):
and both of them are fantastic this summer Miami Marisol
Cocky's Cocky's Cocky's and Shannon Badour and the Whole Crew,
Tamer Judge and the Whole Crew hailing out of Orange
County Ogs of the OCS. But we drop a podcast
(09:32):
every single week, Rappaports Reality. We discuss all things a
reality TV, all things popular culture, and some curated tidbits
from the comings and goings of our relationship. Not too much,
but not too little, just the right amount. You should subscribe,
rate and review and check out a Rapaport's Reality. We
drop it on all podcasts platforms, but my wife and
(09:55):
I went on an impromptu date the other day. We
were sitting around and I was scrolling on the internet,
and I had been hearing so much about this movie Weapons,
starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin. Julia Garner, who I love.
I love Julia Garner, who at one point was set
to play Madonna. I guess they we're gonna do a
Madonna film about how she started her career, not the
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Life and Times of Madonna, which obviously at some point
will get done. But I really like this actress, Julia Garner,
who I found. I discovered. I saw her for the
first time on that show, that Jason Bateman Show. What
the hell is the name of that show? Whatever? The
name of the show is that Jason Bateman Show. Anyway,
She's dope and Josh Brolin and I had been hearing
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all these great this is the best movie the summer.
It's incredible, it's a thriller. It's this, that and the third.
I didn't hear anything about this movie Weapons having anything
to do with witches or zombies. Now, this was a
very very very very well done film Weapons, Julia Gardner,
Josh Brolin. I actually give it two thumbs up. I
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give this film two thumbs up. However, I thought it
was some sort of thriller based on what I was
seeing on social media, and we said, you know what, baby,
we don't know much about it. We love Julia Garner,
we love Josh Brolin. Who doesn't love Josh Brolin. We're
gonna go see it. Sit unseen trailer unseen. It's a
thriller about kids disappearing. Unbeknownst to my wife and I,
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this is not just a thriller amount kids disappearing. This
is some kind of wacky zombie witch film. I don't
want to give away how the kids disappeared, but it
had something to do with zombies and witches. Now, I
don't know if you know this about me. I don't
do vampires. I don't do zombies. I don't do witches, ghoules, gamblins.
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I don't do any of it. Now, if you want
to hire to me to be an actor in a
vampire I think i'd be a great vampire. Imagine me
in a vampire movie. I come to soak your blah lah.
I'd be great in that. But as far as the
kind of films that I like, I don't with zombies.
I love the movie Zombie Land. There's been zombie films
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that I like, but I'm not a zombie horror officionado.
This film Weapons, now that I'm looking at it is
sort of being described as a dark zombie thriller comedy.
I'm gonna tell you that I don't think this is
a dark thriller zombie comedy. I think it's a very, very,
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very well done film. I give it two thumbs up.
I just didn't know that we on a Sunday afternoon
we're going to see a dark zombie, witch themed kid
disappearing dark comedy. I didn't know that. And I never
know the rules and parameters of these witches and these
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these zombies. The thing that I get frustrated with witches, zombies, vampi, Frankenstein,
ghosts or what's the rules? Like who does what? Like?
I know, like vampires, Oh I come to suck your blood.
And like zombies, it's hard to kill them. That's what
I know about zombies, Like it's hard to fucking put
them down. You shoot them, they come back to life.
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You hit them over the head with a shovel, they
come back to life. You run them over over the car,
they come back to life, which is what is it
like a silver bullet? I don't know, maybe vampires silver bullets.
I just don't know. And like I feel like if
you're going to see a film like Weapons, where again
I'm not an officionado or an expert, I think there's
a witch. There's one actress. She's great, she plays like
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a fucking witch. She's a witch. And then I think
she's a witch that turns people into zombies. Again, the
thing I don't understand and the thing that was frustrating
me about Weapons, the film Weapons with Josh Brolin and
Julie Garnet is what are the rules? What's the rule book?
What are the parameters? Can you be a witch that
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turns people in the zombies? Can you be a witch
that turns people into vampires? Are they vampires? Are they?
They never say, Oh, these little fucking kids have been
turned into vampires. And Julia Gorner she might be a zombie,
Like I just I get confused. That being said, I
would recommend, I highly recommend the movie Weapons with Josh
Bolan and Julia Gorner. Just know that you're going to
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see a wacky thriller horror sometimes funny, very well done,
very well acted, very well directed film with strong heavy
witch slash zombie and possibly vampire themes. But my my
review is two thumbs up. I just didn't know that
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that's what I was walking into at a Sunday three
fifteen pm screening. I would have liked to maybe go
see a vampire zombie film in the evening. I prefer
my vampire zombie films. If I'm gonna go see a
vampire zombie film, I prefer the like a nighttime thing,
because we went in during the daytime and we came
out it was still light out. That's my only problem
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with it. And I didn't know there were vampire or
witches and you know, zombie themes in weapons. But again,
I thought it was a very well done film with
two actors that I really like. When we get to August,
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When we get to the middle of August, you gotta
start focusing on fantasy football. We are a little less
than a month away from the start of the NFL
season slash the fantasy football season. Now. I don't know
how you compartmentalize, how you articulate NFL versus fantasy football.
(15:59):
As far as I'm concern the fantasy football season starts
in a month along with the start of the NFL season.
For those of you who don't know, I am a
senior fantasy football analyst, a champion, a senior fantasy football analyst.
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They call me the jur Ru. Okay, there's fantasy football Guruz.
There's only one fantasy football Jurru. I'm a champion, I'm
a competitor. I am a champion. I have won my coveted,
very competitive money league, and I plan on winning it again.
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I have been in this league for years. Of course,
I am in the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League, which
I haven't won. Shamefully, I have not won. I admit
it publicly. I have not won the Howard Stern Fantasy
Football League. Yet. I've been to the mountaintop and I've
gotten kicked down. I have made it to the mountaintop
of the Stern Show Fantasy Football League and gotten kicked down.
(17:06):
Right when I was ready to put my flag. The
name of my team is, of course, Rapaport's Light. Right
when I was gonna put that Rapaport's Delight flag in
the Stern Shown Fantasy Football League mountaintup, I have been
kicked down by that yuckmouth, dirty lipped baboon ba ba buie.
I have been kicked down by j D and other people.
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I don't even care to mention them. I haven't won
the league. I'm embarrassed by it. This is my year.
I want to win that league and then shut the
fucking league down. The stern Show Fantasy Football League, it's
a wrangling infected pigs just to get a draft. We
don't even have our draft date. We don't have our
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draft order in the stern Show Fantasy Football League. That's
neither here nor there. What I am here for today
is to discuss fantasy football, preparing myself, preparing you. Okay,
Rapaport's Delight eight A history of violence, AKA, make it stop,
make it stop, AKA there will be blood. Baby. We
(18:07):
are back. We are ready to double up, win my
money league and win the stern Show Fantasy Football League
right now. Mid August Mock draft season slash duress mock
draft season. Are you mock drafting, bro? You mock draft bro.
(18:28):
It's mock draft season, and if you're gonna mock draft,
you might as well duress mock draft? What's a duress
mock draft? And fantasy football. I'll tell you what it is.
You make a pick, you go run around the block,
you come back second pick. You make your second pick,
you take a cold shower, you do ten pushups, you
make another pick. You want to draft in and under duress.
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You want to prepare yourself for anything. You don't know
what you're gonna deal with during your fantasy football draft.
That's why I invented y mock drafting. Right now, we
are in duress mock drafting for fantasy football season twenty
twenty five slash twenty twenty six, respectfully, if you're lucky.
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If you're lucky, you'll be playing into twenty twenty six.
Some of you won't be playing into twenty twenty six,
and it's probably because you're not going to win your draft.
You must win your draft. And in order to win
your draft, you must know your guys and get your guys.
You must know who you want, and you must know
even more importantly, who you don't want. Know your guys,
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get your guys. One misstep, one bad pick can destroy
your entire draft, aka your entire season. One bad pick
can destroy your entire fantasy football season. You know what
I'm talking about, People me and the im rap for
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stereo podcast Think Tank, Miles Davis aka Miles Smiles and
Jordan Winter aka j Dubb. We prepare, we mock draft,
We duress mock draft. In my money league, I have
the number two pick. Now am I stern show fantasy
football league? I don't know what pick I have because
as of right now, we don't know when the draft
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is or what the draft order is, because, like I said,
it's like wrangling dirty, disgusting, infected dogs in that league.
I have the number two pick overall. If you have
the number two pick overall in your fantasy football league,
who would you take? Who should I take? Leave a comment?
(20:40):
Let me know. Are you a fantasy football competitor? If
you have the number two pick in your league, who
would you pick? I am going to tell you right now.
Not all leagues are created equal. Summer PPR Summer half PPR,
Some are no PPR. My league is a one point
per reception league aka p p R. Do you like PPR?
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Leave a comment? Do you love fantasy football? Leave a comment?
Are you pumped for fantasy football? Leave a comment? Do
you mock draft? Lead? You mock bro you durest mock
fantasy football draft bro. Every season is different. Some seasons
it's all about receivers. Some seasons it's all about running backs.
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I will say, historically, and we crunch the numbers at
the Iron Wrap Hoort everyal podcast. Historically, when I have
gone with my running backs, leaned into my running backs
off the top, I have been successful. I'm not to
say that I haven't been successful when I've leaned into
wide receivers. Okay, some may say that receivers are more valuable.
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Let's break it down. Every single week in my money league,
we get to start one quarterback, two receivers, two running backs,
one tight end, one flex, one kicker, one defense. Pretty basic,
pretty straightforward. Yes, we still have kickers. Kickers win games.
Don't underestimate your kicker. Kickers can win you a game.
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I have been going through tape. I've been chat GPI
in it. I have been chat this chat that fantasy football,
this fantasy football, that crunching numbers, reading numbers, adding subtracting
geometry algebra, all for this fantasy football season. I have
to I have to kick, but I have to kick.
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But this fantasy football season, I wanted Jamar Chase at
number two. But it doesn't seem like that's going to happen.
It feels like everybody is going to take Jamar Chase
at number one. Everybody and their mom is going to
take Jamar Chase in the number one pick. If you
have the number one pick, who are you taking? Are
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you taking Jamar Chase? Let me know? Leave a comment
if you have the number one pick in your fantasy
football league, let me know who you are going after
as of today. Obviously, injuries and all that stuff. We
don't want anybody to be an injured, But as of today,
who would you take the number one pick in your
fantasy football league? Last year, Jamar obviously was playing for
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a new contract he got. It is the fire and
Desire still there. Shout out to Rick James and Tina
Marie Fire and Desire. You're probably like, what look up,
Rick James, Tina Marie great song, Fire and Desire Or
was that Smokey Robinson Rick James? Anyway, that's neither here
nor there. Last year I had the seventh pick, I
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took Tyreek the Freak, and that was a huge mistake.
Stay away from ty Reek the Freak, Stay away from
Miami Dolphins. It's too much chaos, too much infighting. Listen, Tua,
I wish you nothing but the best. Why are you
still playing? Also, Tua, Miami Dolphins, who's your backup quarterback?
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Because inevitably, unfortunately, we all can bet on one thing
that Tua is not going to make it through the
entire football season. Who's your backup quarterback? Miami? I am
staying far away from Miami. I'm staying far away from Tyreek,
the freak that was brutal what happened last year. Justin
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Jefferson of the Minnesota Vikings hamstring issue, I got a
hamstring issue. That's probably the only thing physically that me
and Justin Jefferson have in common. I got a hammy issue.
Justin Jefferson also has a ham string issue. He always
seems to miss a few games during the season. He's
got a new quarterback, JJ mccarthur, who was sick at Michigan.
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But this is the NFL. I think he's gonna step
it up. He was hurt last year and I'm glad
he was able to sit. I said he had an
incredible run at Michigan. And all these young quarterbacks, I
think it's important for them to sit. Let them earner,
understand it unless you're like a freak Jayden Daniels, maybe
Bo Nicks. I like when these quarterbacks sit. But we
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got j J and Justin Jefferson. You got JJ and
jay J. Is Justin Jefferson ridiculous? Yes? Is he a
touchdown machine? Appsolutely? Am I going to take him with
my number two pick? I don't know. I've never had
Justin Jefferson on my team. He has beating me up.
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Would you take Justin Jefferson as the number two pick
in your fantasy football league? He's sick Justin Jefferson and JJ,
JJ and JJ in Minnesota. But like I said, he's
got a hammy issue and he always seems to get
dinged up for two, three, maybe four games. Next up
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on my Coven depth chart, Cedee Lamb Dallas Cowboys, who
are going to be playing from behind a lot this
fantasy football season. He destroyed me last year in one game.
Ce Dee Lamb destroyed me. But whether it's Ceedee Lamb
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or Dak Prescott or a guard or a tackle, somebody
has always dinged up banged up in Dallas. They make
me nervous. I had him on My Stern Show. Fantasy
football league, and some weeks he was great, and some
weeks he was like, is this guy on my fantasy
football team? Where are you? Cd? I'm knocking on your door.
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I'm looking for you week after week. When he's on
the field, when he's playing and he's getting him the ball,
he's ridiculous. Sometimes number one, he's not playing. Sometimes he's
not getting the rock, Dak, I need you to get
Ceedee Lamb the rock. I could see the Dallas Cowboys
being behind a lot this year being forced to throw
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the ball, which definitely interests me for fantasy football purposes.
And then you got the Bengals, you got Chase, you
got Jefferson, you got the Vikings, you got cdee Lamb
and the Cowboys. These teams are going to be fun
to watch week after week after week. I am trying
to figure out who should I pick with my number
two draft spot, my number two draft spot, Who would
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you take? I'm gonna tell you one thing. If you're
playing fantasy football, the most important rule rule number one,
two and three. Even more so, then know your guys,
get your guys rule number one two three. There are
no absolutely no feelings in fantasy football. None zero point
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zero feelings in fantasy football. If you're a fan, don't
play fantasy football. If you're there because you're picking your
guy because you're a Giants fan, you're not going to
win your fantasy football league. If you're picking guys because
you're a Miami Dolphins fan, an LA Rams fan, or
a Detroit Lions fan, you are not going to win
your fantasy football league. There are no zero point zero
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feelings in fantasy football. None. But I'm not sure who
I'm going to pick with my number to draft slot.
I mean, who would you consider picking with your number
two pick. There's a lot of hype around Brian Thomas.
Brian Thomas Junior respectfully had him last year. He's talented,
but number two pick a number two pick. I don't know.
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Nico Collins, He's a horse. He destroyed me last year
hamstring issues also, list missed a lot of time elite neighbors.
Of course, he had that concussion issue. I don't know.
It feels like the wide receiver pool is deeper in
talent for fantasy but is also lacking the superstar powers
of year past running backs. I mean, listen, like I said,
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I had my most successful fantasy football seasons. When I
stacked my running backs, when I've had three power horse
running backs, that's when I have kick butt my championship seasons.
But the league is changing. Every season is different. Fantasy
football do not live in the past. Whether it's running
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backs by committee or more involved three or four receiver sets,
running back conversation is more convoluted than ever. It is crazy.
But there are horses that I have interest in. Again,
I am talking about my number two pick in my
fantasy football league. I feel like I am going to
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get a running back. Bijeon get your weight on. Bijon
Robinson of the Atlanta Falcons is a beast. I am
also high on Michael Pennock Junior finding ways to get
him the rock. I never had Bijon on my team
and he has beaten me up. He has beaten me
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up in the past. I like fast track players. Will
Bejeon get the ball enough? Will Saquon Barkley get the
ball enough? Will say Kuon Barkley break down? What about
Derrick Henry. He had a ridiculous season last I think
he had nineteen hundred yards last year was superseded by
the ridiculous MVP. Season of Saquon get your weight on Barkley.
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Obviously he wasn't the MVP. But you know what I'm saying,
I don't know. I never had Bjeon Robinson. Who do
you think should be my number two pick? Would you
go with Saquon? Would you go with Bijon? If somehow
someway Jamar Chase doesn't get drafted first, you gotta go
with Jamar Chase? Or do you have to get a
running back in the first round of your fantasy football league?
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Let the draft come to you, come to you. The
aforementioned Saquon Barkley last year, I mean, can he do
it again? Will he do it again? I don't see
him backing down. He's got that Barkley. But you know
that his uncles Iran Barkley, the boxer. I want stocking.
That Eagles offense, that offensive machine out of Philadelphia is
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going to be revving. I'm not messing with you, Jalen Hertz,
but there are people, there are players, There are champions
on that Philadelphia Eagles team, and of course Detroit Jamiir
Gibbs is another. He's sick. They're saying he's going to
be getting more receiving touches this year. He was great
(31:42):
out of the backfield. But but do you think Jamiir
Gibbs is really a number two pick? Is he ready
to be your first round pick? In the second draft? Spot?
Would you go with Jamiir Gibbs? Leave a comment let
me know. I love Jamiir gives David Montgomery. He's still
sniffing around and sometimes he takes touchdowns. But Gibbs went
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the craziest when Montgomery was hurt. I had Gibbs's rookie season.
I drafted him in the third round, which a little
bit was a little bit ahead of his time. But
Tamir Gibbs, b Jeon Robinson, Sakuon Barkley, these are all strong, strong, strong,
first round number two picks. And you can't disrespect the
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good Christian. You can never disrespect the good Christian. The
good Christian shows up every single Sunday. Or the young
stunned Ashton Genty in Vegas, he's good too. You cannot
mess up your first round pick. I cannot mess up
my first round pick. Who else has the number two
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pick in their draft? Who are you going with? Let
me know? Leave a comment. Who you excited about leave
a comment who you staying away from? It's also important
fantasy football again to know your guys, know who you
want and know who you don't want. Who are you
staying away from? In fantasy football? Fantasy football is less
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than a month away. Are you ready for some football?
Are you ready for some fantasy football? Let fucking good?
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Crazy summer, New York. If you don't wake up, Zora
(34:57):
On the Moron is going to be Mayor of New York,
New York City. If you do not wake up, you
do not get involved. Every vote counts. Remember that Rock
the Vote MTV. If you don't rock the vote, like
when and Sync was popping on MTV. If you don't
rock the vote, like when the late great Aliyah was
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popping on MTV, Zoron the Moron is going to win.
I never thought that I would be saying this. It's August.
I'll be like, oh, it's November. It's for yo. We
don't activate right now. Zoron the Moron will become Mayor
of New York City. Zoron the fucking Moron will become
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mayor of New York City. And I'm going to tell
you something for me, somebody like myself. I live on
the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I have grown up
walking by Gracy Mansion. I live ten minutes away from
Gracie Mansion. I cannot fathom the idea of Zoron the
Moron occupying Gracie Mansion as the mayor of New York City. NEPO,
(36:11):
baby spoon up his keyster. He's leading every fucking poll.
One of you fucking guys need to drop out. I
don't expect, nor do I think it's respectful to think
that Mayor Eric Adams, whether you like him or don't
like him, should drop out. He's the mayor. You Cuomo,
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you lost, You lost somehow some way, Cuomo who lost
is leading in the polls over Mayor Adams. It's a
shit fling. It is a yo. I'll back Curtis Lee
if I need to. It's anybody but Zorn. That's twenty
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twenty five mayor of New York City. The slogan is
anybody but Zoran the fucking moron, and Zoran the Moron's
first lady. It's looking like it's gonna be Marshmellow Khalil Muhammad,
this little fucking Khalil Muhammad, this fucking guy Marshmello, Mohammad
(37:15):
Khalil or Marshmellow Khalil Muhammad. I'm not sure of his name.
I'm not gonna learn his name. You don't get my respect.
But some of the most discussed, watched listen to episodes
of the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast have been when
I have hammered Marshmellow Mohammad Khalil, who somehow, some way,
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as of the recording of this Iron Rap Port Stereo podcasts,
has escaped deportation. I thought it was hit the road
Mohammad Khalil and don't you come back no more? No more,
no more, no more. Hit the road Mohammed Khalil and
don't you come back no more? What he's saying I
hit the road Khalil Mohammad and don't you come back no.
I don't know what happened with this grown ass thirty
(38:01):
year old student hamas cheerleader, who has harassed, who has organized,
who has defended openly radical and violent protest against adults,
young Jewish adults on Columbia campus is still somehow someway
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in this country. Khalil Muhammad, who looks like a bag
of marshmallows that were left under a radiator. I know
you ain't sleeping, you fuck. I know what it's like
when you got a baby in those first few months,
but somehow someway instead of being with your baby all
the time. This fucking guy's on a PR campaign. This
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guy's doing more press than Kylie Chloe and Kim Karnashian.
Why am I seeing more of Khalil Mohammad than I
am of Kylie Jenner. This guy is everywhere, but he
got locked up, got locked up, and rightfully so, for
breeding terror on American soil in campuses in New York
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City Columbia University. I thought this motherfucker was gonna be
kicked out. I was wrong. I thought he was gonna
be packed up and shipped back to Syria. And I
know when he was in that prison, he was shitting
his pants, he was pooping in his pants. He sat
down real nice and real proper. Khalil Mohammad was in
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prison when his wife had his first baby. Because Khalil
Mohammad when his wife was pregnant, getting ready to give
birth to their first kid. What was he doing? Was
he putting together the diaper genie? No? Was he putting
together the stroller? No, the bassinet? No? He was out
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screaming and yelling at Jews on Columbia University campus. And somehow,
some way he still fucking year him and his fucking
wife have taken for granted the freedoms that they have
in the United States of America. You're taking it for
granted and you're still going Khalil Muhammad Zoran the morons
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fucking best man. It's like they're like, they're like this,
They're like two p's in a fucking pod. And as
soon as he got out of jail, who was there
to hug him, to kiss on him? AOC. I want
to see AOC and Marjorie Taylor Green in the ring
oiled up deathmatch. They're one and the same, AOC and
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Marjorie Taylor Green. Matter of fact, I'll have AOC and
Jasmine Crockett. I think Marjorie Taylor Green could take on
both of them. A tag team, not at the same time.
Tag team Marjorie Taylor Green versus AOC and Jasmine Crockett.
It's a two on one. But you know Argie Taylor Green,
she's out of her fucking tree. She does CrossFit, and
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she's plugged into the Jewish space laser program. Shall be
fined two on one? Who do you got miserable Marjorie
Taylor Green, who's got the face of a middle linebacker
and the feet of Barney Rubble Versus AOC and Jasmine Crockett.
I got my money on miserable Marjorie Taylor Green. Like
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I said, she's got that good Jewish space laser program.
Not everybody's plugged into the Jewish space laser program, not
even most Jews are. But as soon as Khalil Mohammad
got out of prison, has he disappeared? As he kept
his head down as Chuck Schumer told Jewish students to
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do on the university. Chuck Schumer said that Jewish students
should just keep their heads down. Has Khalil Mohanaman kept
his head down, kept his nose clean, maybe read a
book on how to take care of his newborn, what
to expect when you're expecting. Has he done any of that? No,
he went right back to the front lines talking that shit,
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that terror apologist, terror adoring bull shit, and Bernie Sanders,
he loves it, Bernie sand I'm not going to name names.
All of these Jewish people in government, all these Jewish podcasters,
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all these Jewish entertainers, all these Jewish people on social media.
I want you to never, ever, ever forget for a second.
You can praise Hamas all you want. You can rationalize
terror all you want. You can sympathize terror all you want.
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You can quote this book and that book and Norman Stinkelstein,
and you can do whatever you want. But all of
you Jewish people, just know this, Just know this. If
you or any one of your family member's friends were
in Israel on October seventh, you would be treated like
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all the other Jews were treated. I don't care how
many watermelons you post, I'm gonna carry me podcast you
listen to. I don't care many Norman Stinklestein quotes you quote,
or Greta Thunberg bullshit. You're into all of you as
a Jew Jews, never forget. If you were in Israel
on October seventh, you would be treated as a Jew.
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I don't know what the fuck is going on. With
Jews in this country. I don't know why it is
so hard to have some self respect, some dignity, some
knowledge of self. And if you didn't have any self respect,
dignity and knowledge of self before October seventh, you've had
six hundred and eighty days to get some. Bernie Sanders
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and the rest of you, Shame on you. Shame on you, deep, deep, deep,
shame on you. And you chum it up with people
like Khalil Mohammed, Khalil Mohammad who will not condemn Hamasque
because he loves them. He idolizes them. He he wants
(44:28):
to gargle their dirty sweaty balls while they're dirty sweaty
pubes all around his mouthpiece. This is a no good
terror loving like some people have picture of Michael Jordans,
some people have a picture of I don't know, Kamala Harris.
Some people have a picture of you know, actors. Khalil
Mohammad has pictures of terrorists on his He loves terrorists.
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Khalil Mohammad thinks that anti Semitism is being weaponized to
silence freedom of speech. These are his words, Khalil Muhammad,
And somehow, some way he did not get kicked out
of this country, and he's on a PR tour. Who
the fuck it's locked up? Threatened? Sits in jail for
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one hundred plus days, and then afterwards, while his wife
just had their first baby, goes on a PR tour,
doesn't keep their head down, doesn't mind their own business.
He goes on full tilt, full blast. He went on
a podcast last week with Ezra Klein. Ezra Klein had
him on his podcast, Ezra Klein of the failing New
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York Times, Ezrak the New York Times. Shame shut that
fucking dump hole down. He went on a podcast and
talked about it. The same New York Times that has
had to apologize and retract statement after statement against Israel
against the IDF, and hasn't had to retract state after
(46:00):
statement against Tamas. No one's told me how many fuck
ups the New York Times has actually made since October seventh,
but it is. It has got to be ten, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen retractions at the New York Times has had to make.
Ezra Klein, shame on you, Ezra, you shit bag for
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having this guy on your podcast. I'm actually glad you did,
because he was able to show exactly who he is.
In four K, let's run down the quotes from Marshmallow
Mohammad Khalil or Khalil Mohammad that stood out to me.
He said, I would say, this is his quotes from
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Khalil Mohammad. I would say, there is a manufactured hysteria
about anti Semitism because of the protests. It's not like
anti Semitism is happening because of the Palestine movement. No, no,
it's not like anti Semitis is happening because of the
Palestine movement. It's just gone into a new plateau because
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of the Hamas movement. It's not the Palestine movement, it's
not the people of Gaza movement. Marshmallow Muhammad also on
Ezra Klein's podgas somehow, some way, these guys try to
rationalize every single thing. He tried to explain and mansplain
what globalized the Intefada actually means and the ramifications of
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globalizing the Intafada tried to rationalize from the river to
the sea, Palestine will be free because he screams them,
he believes them Globalize the Indefada means attack all Jews,
violence against all Jews, and in cells anybody who is
not a radical jihadis like Khalil Muhammad Mohammad, Khalil, this
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is a radical jihadis in the streets, on the streets
of New York and Ezra Klein, you had him on
the New York Times podcast, Shame on you. And of
course the thing that everybody got fucking pissed off about
with this, Khalil Mohammad when he was asked if October
seventh was something that needed to happen even though it
was a war crime to target civilians, Khalil Mohammad said,
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and I quote, just to break the cycle, to break
the cycle of Palestinians not being heard, And to me,
it's a desperate attempt to tell the world that Palestinians
are here, that Palestinians are a part of the equation.
That was my interpretation of why Hamas did October seventh
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and why they did the attacks on Israel. That was
your interpretation. Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a movement. Really, Unfortunately,
you couldn't avoid kidnapping, raping, burning civilians, mothers, children alive.
You couldn't avoid such a movement. Well, if you couldn't
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avoid such a movement, don't complain about the ramifications of
people reacting to the movement resisting the resistance. Marshmellow Mohammad
Gargle loves to goggle those dirty, stinky terrorist Hamas balls. Unfortunately,
we couldn't avoid such a movement, and he said it
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was clear that the Saudi Israeli deal was very imminent
and Palestinians wouldn't have a path to statehood and self determination,
so they had to do that. So what do you
got now? Australia, as of the recording of this Iron
rapp Port stereo podcast, Australia said that they will recognize
Gaza as a state. Who's gonna run it? Haumas? What
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are the borders? Who's the government? I wear a Knicks jersey.
Can I get recognized as an NBA player? I walk
around with a Yankees hat on? Can you recognize me
as Reggie fucking Jackson. You could recognize Palestine Gaza as
whatever you want. If they don't act like a state,
behave like a state, they ain't never ever gonna be
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a state until Hamas and Amasa is the reason why
we're here. Hamas is the reason why we are here.
Until Lamas is eradicated, eliminated, or they surrender and they
come out with their dirty, sweaty, stinky kidnapping, killing, raping
hands up. None of this shit's gonna get fixed. I
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don't care how much you rationalize it. Who recognizes what
as a state? You could call it whatever you want.
I wear a knick jersey and walk around with a basketball.
Does anyone recognize me as an NBA player? But you're
recognized Gaza as a state, Khalil Mohammad. Citizenship is earned, motherfucker.
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Get this fucking guy out of here, Khalil Mohammad. Marshmallow Mohammad.
Khalil Mohammad openly, outly aligns with a group that wants
to see the end of Judaism, the end of a
Jewish state, the end of Christianity, the end of Western civilization.
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Marshmallow Mohammad, Go change a fucking diaper. People are taking
photographs with this guy like he's some sort of fucking hero.
You're taking photographs with Khalil Muhammad like this is some
sort of fucking hero. Shame only each and every one
of you done iron report stereo pockets. I'm out. Make
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did I know that it was a zombie slash witch
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(00:30):
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Stereo Podcast is in the place to be. Welcome to
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(01:54):
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Hope everyone feel real safe. Hope every everybody is feeling
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Tomb of New York. No weave York hot hot. It's
not crazy hot, but it's August in New York, so
(02:17):
you know what it is. Anyway, I'm rap Wort Stereo Podcast,
coming live and direct. We are, if you could believe
it or not, halfway through the month of August. Halfway
through the month of August. I hope you are enjoying
your summer while we have it. I hope you are
enjoying your break. Hope you're enjoying the sun. I hope
(02:39):
you're enjoying some time off, as much time off as
you could possibly get. I know, I am got the
big colonoscopy next week, big announcement, big colonoscopy. Forget the
big bill, the big beautiful bill. I got my big
beautiful colonoscopy coming up next week. As you know on
(03:00):
the Iron Rapports stereopodcasts, I share this with you guys
year after year. We're heading into the eleventh year, eleven
year anniversary of the Iron Rapports stereo podcasts, eleven years
of colonoscopies, eleven years of colonoscopy talk on the Iron
rap Wort Stereo podcast But like I said, forget the
big beautiful bill. We are prepping next week for the
(03:22):
big beautiful colonoscopy. And I suggest everybody, all men over
the age I think it's a forty go to your
doctor and get a colonoscopy. It is not as bad
as you think. It is not as bad as some
people say, and like, oh they're doing this, and grow up.
(03:45):
Grow up. Health is wealth. Without your health, you got
absolutely positively nothing. I suffer from l sort of colitis,
so I have gotten colonoscopies. Almost every year, not every
year since I'm sixteen, nineteen eighty six. Fortunately, bark Khashim,
my alterative colitis is in remission right now, somehow, some way,
(04:10):
I don't know how. It's in remission right now. I
am off all medication right now for my alternative colitis.
I don't know if anybody deals with colonoscopies, ALC colitis,
Crohn's disease, but all men over forty call your doctor
and be like should I can I set up my
appointment for my colonoscopy? Like I said, I'm doing my
(04:32):
next week, and they knock you out. You got listen.
I hope everybody can afford the insurance. I will say
that I've never had a colonoscopy without the medication. I
know one person who did it. He was like, no problem.
I was like, you're crazy. But they put you out.
They put you on that Michael Jackson, You're out. They
literally count you down. They don't even count from ten,
(04:53):
They count seven, six, five, and by by four you're
like gone. And then you wake up. It feels like
you've been for a week. You wake up not even
an hour later, and then they ship you out. That's
my least favorite part of the colonascaby is when it's over.
So some people say the colon Askaby says, my least
favorite part of the colon askaby is when they wake
(05:15):
you up and they go, Okay, gotta get dressed, mister rapport,
gonna meet the doctor in the lounge. It's gonna talk
to you, but you gotta get dressed, and you gotta
get out. I don't know where you're gonna go, but
you gotta get out of here. But we got the big,
beautiful Colonosky coming up next week. And uh, like I said,
call your doctor and get your self checked out, because
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without your health you have absolutely positively nothing. We all
know this. Once your ankle hurts, or once your stomach hurts,
once your feet hurt, anything goes wrong, cold sinus, headaches,
all the joy goes out the door. How did I
get on my car? I didn't even know I was
gonna talk about my colon Asky. It's not till next week.
(05:59):
I'm actually looking forward to it. You know why I
am looking forward to my Colonoska. I'm looking forward to
my Colonosk could be because I like knowing that I'm good.
I like knowing that I am cleared obviously with ulco colitis.
You have to check these things. But whenever I go
to the doctor and get that call and ask when
he goes you're all good, I go all right. One
(06:19):
less thing to worry about, because the mountain, the piles
of things that I have to worry about that everybody
has to worry about in twenty twenty five, especially as
an adult, are are crazy. And it's just one thing
you check off your list. Like I said, health is
the most important thing. How did I get on that?
I don't even know I got on that. I know
that I'm be on tour this fall. I am performing
(06:41):
all over the place. Am I coming to your city?
I am performing in New Jersey November twenty fifth, twenty six,
twenty seventh. I am performing in New Jersey November twenty fifth,
twenty six, twenty seventh. I'm performing in Providence October second, third,
and fourth. I am performing in Denver October ninth, tenth,
(07:01):
and eleventh. I am performing in Long Island. Governors in
Long Island had a great show last time. In November.
I am performing in Arlington, Virginia, November thirteenth, fourteenth. I
am performing in Chicago with Elon Gold and Mody the
eighteenth of December. I am performing in LA the twenty
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Am I coming to your city? Am I coming to
your city? In January? I'm going to Tulsa and I
got all other places, but twenty twenty five, it's all up.
(07:48):
Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. My wife and I went on
a impromptu date the other day. If you don't know
my wife and I Kibi. We co host upon podcast
rapaports Reality. Me and my wife co host a podcast,
Rapaport's Reality, where we discuss all things reality TV and
(08:08):
we are any fantastic summer of reality TV. We are
an e beautiful, fantastic summer of reality TV. We drop
it like clockwork every single Wednesday, Rapaport's Reality. Me and
my wife we break things down right now. We got
the Valley. The Valley Reunion is one of the best reunions. Ever,
(08:31):
is it fun no? Is it captivating? Absolutely positively? Is
it dark yes? Is it lighthearted? Definitely not? But the
Reunion of the Valley season two excellent, excellent TV. And
of course we have The Real Housewives of Miami awesome
(08:52):
Real Housewives of Orange County. The Real Housewives of Miami
and the Real Housewives of Orange County are two Bravo
Real Housewives show that have all of their essence and
integrity intact season after season, season after season. Both of
these shows continue to come back and deliver episode after episode,
(09:12):
and both of them are fantastic this summer Miami Marisol
Cocky's Cocky's Cocky's and Shannon Badour and the Whole Crew,
Tamer Judge and the Whole Crew hailing out of Orange
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(09:32):
every single week, Rappaports Reality. We discuss all things a
reality TV, all things popular culture, and some curated tidbits
from the comings and goings of our relationship. Not too much,
but not too little, just the right amount. You should subscribe,
rate and review and check out a Rapaport's Reality. We
drop it on all podcasts platforms, but my wife and
(09:55):
I went on an impromptu date the other day. We
were sitting around and I was scrolling on the internet,
and I had been hearing so much about this movie Weapons,
starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin. Julia Garner, who I love.
I love Julia Garner, who at one point was set
to play Madonna. I guess they we're gonna do a
Madonna film about how she started her career, not the
(10:21):
Life and Times of Madonna, which obviously at some point
will get done. But I really like this actress, Julia Garner,
who I found. I discovered. I saw her for the
first time on that show, that Jason Bateman Show. What
the hell is the name of that show? Whatever? The
name of the show is that Jason Bateman Show. Anyway,
She's dope and Josh Brolin and I had been hearing
(10:43):
all these great this is the best movie the summer.
It's incredible, it's a thriller. It's this, that and the third.
I didn't hear anything about this movie Weapons having anything
to do with witches or zombies. Now, this was a
very very very very well done film Weapons, Julia Gardner,
Josh Brolin. I actually give it two thumbs up. I
(11:03):
give this film two thumbs up. However, I thought it
was some sort of thriller based on what I was
seeing on social media, and we said, you know what, baby,
we don't know much about it. We love Julia Garner,
we love Josh Brolin. Who doesn't love Josh Brolin. We're
gonna go see it. Sit unseen trailer unseen. It's a
thriller about kids disappearing. Unbeknownst to my wife and I,
(11:26):
this is not just a thriller amount kids disappearing. This
is some kind of wacky zombie witch film. I don't
want to give away how the kids disappeared, but it
had something to do with zombies and witches. Now, I
don't know if you know this about me. I don't
do vampires. I don't do zombies. I don't do witches, ghoules, gamblins.
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I don't do any of it. Now, if you want
to hire to me to be an actor in a
vampire I think i'd be a great vampire. Imagine me
in a vampire movie. I come to soak your blah lah.
I'd be great in that. But as far as the
kind of films that I like, I don't with zombies.
I love the movie Zombie Land. There's been zombie films
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that I like, but I'm not a zombie horror officionado.
This film Weapons, now that I'm looking at it is
sort of being described as a dark zombie thriller comedy.
I'm gonna tell you that I don't think this is
a dark thriller zombie comedy. I think it's a very, very,
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very well done film. I give it two thumbs up.
I just didn't know that we on a Sunday afternoon
we're going to see a dark zombie, witch themed kid
disappearing dark comedy. I didn't know that. And I never
know the rules and parameters of these witches and these
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these zombies. The thing that I get frustrated with witches, zombies, vampi, Frankenstein,
ghosts or what's the rules? Like who does what? Like?
I know, like vampires, Oh I come to suck your blood.
And like zombies, it's hard to kill them. That's what
I know about zombies, Like it's hard to fucking put
them down. You shoot them, they come back to life.
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You hit them over the head with a shovel, they
come back to life. You run them over over the car,
they come back to life, which is what is it
like a silver bullet? I don't know, maybe vampires silver bullets.
I just don't know. And like I feel like if
you're going to see a film like Weapons, where again
I'm not an officionado or an expert, I think there's
a witch. There's one actress. She's great, she plays like
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a fucking witch. She's a witch. And then I think
she's a witch that turns people into zombies. Again, the
thing I don't understand and the thing that was frustrating
me about Weapons, the film Weapons with Josh Brolin and
Julie Garnet is what are the rules? What's the rule book?
What are the parameters? Can you be a witch that
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turns people in the zombies? Can you be a witch
that turns people into vampires? Are they vampires? Are they?
They never say, Oh, these little fucking kids have been
turned into vampires. And Julia Gorner she might be a zombie,
Like I just I get confused. That being said, I
would recommend, I highly recommend the movie Weapons with Josh
Bolan and Julia Gorner. Just know that you're going to
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see a wacky thriller horror sometimes funny, very well done,
very well acted, very well directed film with strong heavy
witch slash zombie and possibly vampire themes. But my my
review is two thumbs up. I just didn't know that
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that's what I was walking into at a Sunday three
fifteen pm screening. I would have liked to maybe go
see a vampire zombie film in the evening. I prefer
my vampire zombie films. If I'm gonna go see a
vampire zombie film, I prefer the like a nighttime thing,
because we went in during the daytime and we came
out it was still light out. That's my only problem
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with it. And I didn't know there were vampire or
witches and you know, zombie themes in weapons. But again,
I thought it was a very well done film with
two actors that I really like. When we get to August,
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When we get to the middle of August, you gotta
start focusing on fantasy football. We are a little less
than a month away from the start of the NFL
season slash the fantasy football season. Now. I don't know
how you compartmentalize, how you articulate NFL versus fantasy football.
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As far as I'm concern the fantasy football season starts
in a month along with the start of the NFL season.
For those of you who don't know, I am a
senior fantasy football analyst, a champion, a senior fantasy football analyst.
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They call me the jur Ru. Okay, there's fantasy football Guruz.
There's only one fantasy football Jurru. I'm a champion, I'm
a competitor. I am a champion. I have won my coveted,
very competitive money league, and I plan on winning it again.
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I have been in this league for years. Of course,
I am in the Howard Stern Fantasy Football League, which
I haven't won. Shamefully, I have not won. I admit
it publicly. I have not won the Howard Stern Fantasy
Football League. Yet. I've been to the mountaintop and I've
gotten kicked down. I have made it to the mountaintop
of the Stern Show Fantasy Football League and gotten kicked down.
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Right when I was ready to put my flag. The
name of my team is, of course, Rapaport's Light. Right
when I was gonna put that Rapaport's Delight flag in
the Stern Shown Fantasy Football League mountaintup, I have been
kicked down by that yuckmouth, dirty lipped baboon ba ba buie.
I have been kicked down by j D and other people.
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I don't even care to mention them. I haven't won
the league. I'm embarrassed by it. This is my year.
I want to win that league and then shut the
fucking league down. The stern Show Fantasy Football League, it's
a wrangling infected pigs just to get a draft. We
don't even have our draft date. We don't have our
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draft order in the stern Show Fantasy Football League. That's
neither here nor there. What I am here for today
is to discuss fantasy football, preparing myself, preparing you. Okay,
Rapaport's Delight eight A history of violence, AKA, make it stop,
make it stop, AKA there will be blood. Baby. We
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are back. We are ready to double up, win my
money league and win the stern Show Fantasy Football League
right now. Mid August Mock draft season slash duress mock
draft season. Are you mock drafting, bro? You mock draft bro.
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It's mock draft season, and if you're gonna mock draft,
you might as well duress mock draft? What's a duress
mock draft? And fantasy football. I'll tell you what it is.
You make a pick, you go run around the block,
you come back second pick. You make your second pick,
you take a cold shower, you do ten pushups, you
make another pick. You want to draft in and under duress.
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You want to prepare yourself for anything. You don't know
what you're gonna deal with during your fantasy football draft.
That's why I invented y mock drafting. Right now, we
are in duress mock drafting for fantasy football season twenty
twenty five slash twenty twenty six, respectfully, if you're lucky.
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If you're lucky, you'll be playing into twenty twenty six.
Some of you won't be playing into twenty twenty six,
and it's probably because you're not going to win your draft.
You must win your draft. And in order to win
your draft, you must know your guys and get your guys.
You must know who you want, and you must know
even more importantly, who you don't want. Know your guys,
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get your guys. One misstep, one bad pick can destroy
your entire draft, aka your entire season. One bad pick
can destroy your entire fantasy football season. You know what
I'm talking about, People me and the im rap for
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stereo podcast Think Tank, Miles Davis aka Miles Smiles and
Jordan Winter aka j Dubb. We prepare, we mock draft,
We duress mock draft. In my money league, I have
the number two pick. Now am I stern show fantasy
football league? I don't know what pick I have because
as of right now, we don't know when the draft
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is or what the draft order is, because, like I said,
it's like wrangling dirty, disgusting, infected dogs in that league.
I have the number two pick overall. If you have
the number two pick overall in your fantasy football league,
who would you take? Who should I take? Leave a comment?
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Let me know. Are you a fantasy football competitor? If
you have the number two pick in your league, who
would you pick? I am going to tell you right now.
Not all leagues are created equal. Summer PPR Summer half PPR,
Some are no PPR. My league is a one point
per reception league aka p p R. Do you like PPR?
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Leave a comment? Do you love fantasy football? Leave a comment?
Are you pumped for fantasy football? Leave a comment? Do
you mock draft? Lead? You mock bro you durest mock
fantasy football draft bro. Every season is different. Some seasons
it's all about receivers. Some seasons it's all about running backs.
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I will say, historically, and we crunch the numbers at
the Iron Wrap Hoort everyal podcast. Historically, when I have
gone with my running backs, leaned into my running backs
off the top, I have been successful. I'm not to
say that I haven't been successful when I've leaned into
wide receivers. Okay, some may say that receivers are more valuable.
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Let's break it down. Every single week in my money league,
we get to start one quarterback, two receivers, two running backs,
one tight end, one flex, one kicker, one defense. Pretty basic,
pretty straightforward. Yes, we still have kickers. Kickers win games.
Don't underestimate your kicker. Kickers can win you a game.
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I have been going through tape. I've been chat GPI
in it. I have been chat this chat that fantasy football,
this fantasy football, that crunching numbers, reading numbers, adding subtracting
geometry algebra, all for this fantasy football season. I have
to I have to kick, but I have to kick.
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But this fantasy football season, I wanted Jamar Chase at
number two. But it doesn't seem like that's going to happen.
It feels like everybody is going to take Jamar Chase
at number one. Everybody and their mom is going to
take Jamar Chase in the number one pick. If you
have the number one pick, who are you taking? Are
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you taking Jamar Chase? Let me know? Leave a comment
if you have the number one pick in your fantasy
football league, let me know who you are going after
as of today. Obviously, injuries and all that stuff. We
don't want anybody to be an injured, But as of today,
who would you take the number one pick in your
fantasy football league? Last year, Jamar obviously was playing for
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a new contract he got. It is the fire and
Desire still there. Shout out to Rick James and Tina
Marie Fire and Desire. You're probably like, what look up,
Rick James, Tina Marie great song, Fire and Desire Or
was that Smokey Robinson Rick James? Anyway, that's neither here
nor there. Last year I had the seventh pick, I
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took Tyreek the Freak, and that was a huge mistake.
Stay away from ty Reek the Freak, Stay away from
Miami Dolphins. It's too much chaos, too much infighting. Listen, Tua,
I wish you nothing but the best. Why are you
still playing? Also, Tua, Miami Dolphins, who's your backup quarterback?
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Because inevitably, unfortunately, we all can bet on one thing
that Tua is not going to make it through the
entire football season. Who's your backup quarterback? Miami? I am
staying far away from Miami. I'm staying far away from Tyreek,
the freak that was brutal what happened last year. Justin
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Jefferson of the Minnesota Vikings hamstring issue, I got a
hamstring issue. That's probably the only thing physically that me
and Justin Jefferson have in common. I got a hammy issue.
Justin Jefferson also has a ham string issue. He always
seems to miss a few games during the season. He's
got a new quarterback, JJ mccarthur, who was sick at Michigan.
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But this is the NFL. I think he's gonna step
it up. He was hurt last year and I'm glad
he was able to sit. I said he had an
incredible run at Michigan. And all these young quarterbacks, I
think it's important for them to sit. Let them earner,
understand it unless you're like a freak Jayden Daniels, maybe
Bo Nicks. I like when these quarterbacks sit. But we
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got j J and Justin Jefferson. You got JJ and
jay J. Is Justin Jefferson ridiculous? Yes? Is he a
touchdown machine? Appsolutely? Am I going to take him with
my number two pick? I don't know. I've never had
Justin Jefferson on my team. He has beating me up.
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Would you take Justin Jefferson as the number two pick
in your fantasy football league? He's sick Justin Jefferson and JJ,
JJ and JJ in Minnesota. But like I said, he's
got a hammy issue and he always seems to get
dinged up for two, three, maybe four games. Next up
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on my Coven depth chart, Cedee Lamb Dallas Cowboys, who
are going to be playing from behind a lot this
fantasy football season. He destroyed me last year in one game.
Ce Dee Lamb destroyed me. But whether it's Ceedee Lamb
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or Dak Prescott or a guard or a tackle, somebody
has always dinged up banged up in Dallas. They make
me nervous. I had him on My Stern Show. Fantasy
football league, and some weeks he was great, and some
weeks he was like, is this guy on my fantasy
football team? Where are you? Cd? I'm knocking on your door.
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I'm looking for you week after week. When he's on
the field, when he's playing and he's getting him the ball,
he's ridiculous. Sometimes number one, he's not playing. Sometimes he's
not getting the rock, Dak, I need you to get
Ceedee Lamb the rock. I could see the Dallas Cowboys
being behind a lot this year being forced to throw
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the ball, which definitely interests me for fantasy football purposes.
And then you got the Bengals, you got Chase, you
got Jefferson, you got the Vikings, you got cdee Lamb
and the Cowboys. These teams are going to be fun
to watch week after week after week. I am trying
to figure out who should I pick with my number
two draft spot, my number two draft spot, Who would
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you take? I'm gonna tell you one thing. If you're
playing fantasy football, the most important rule rule number one,
two and three. Even more so, then know your guys,
get your guys rule number one two three. There are
no absolutely no feelings in fantasy football. None zero point
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zero feelings in fantasy football. If you're a fan, don't
play fantasy football. If you're there because you're picking your
guy because you're a Giants fan, you're not going to
win your fantasy football league. If you're picking guys because
you're a Miami Dolphins fan, an LA Rams fan, or
a Detroit Lions fan, you are not going to win
your fantasy football league. There are no zero point zero
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feelings in fantasy football. None. But I'm not sure who
I'm going to pick with my number to draft slot.
I mean, who would you consider picking with your number
two pick. There's a lot of hype around Brian Thomas.
Brian Thomas Junior respectfully had him last year. He's talented,
but number two pick a number two pick. I don't know.
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Nico Collins, He's a horse. He destroyed me last year
hamstring issues also, list missed a lot of time elite neighbors.
Of course, he had that concussion issue. I don't know.
It feels like the wide receiver pool is deeper in
talent for fantasy but is also lacking the superstar powers
of year past running backs. I mean, listen, like I said,
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I had my most successful fantasy football seasons. When I
stacked my running backs, when I've had three power horse
running backs, that's when I have kick butt my championship seasons.
But the league is changing. Every season is different. Fantasy
football do not live in the past. Whether it's running
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backs by committee or more involved three or four receiver sets,
running back conversation is more convoluted than ever. It is crazy.
But there are horses that I have interest in. Again,
I am talking about my number two pick in my
fantasy football league. I feel like I am going to
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get a running back. Bijeon get your weight on. Bijon
Robinson of the Atlanta Falcons is a beast. I am
also high on Michael Pennock Junior finding ways to get
him the rock. I never had Bijon on my team
and he has beaten me up. He has beaten me
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up in the past. I like fast track players. Will
Bejeon get the ball enough? Will Saquon Barkley get the
ball enough? Will say Kuon Barkley break down? What about
Derrick Henry. He had a ridiculous season last I think
he had nineteen hundred yards last year was superseded by
the ridiculous MVP. Season of Saquon get your weight on Barkley.
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Obviously he wasn't the MVP. But you know what I'm saying,
I don't know. I never had Bjeon Robinson. Who do
you think should be my number two pick? Would you
go with Saquon? Would you go with Bijon? If somehow
someway Jamar Chase doesn't get drafted first, you gotta go
with Jamar Chase? Or do you have to get a
running back in the first round of your fantasy football league?
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Let the draft come to you, come to you. The
aforementioned Saquon Barkley last year, I mean, can he do
it again? Will he do it again? I don't see
him backing down. He's got that Barkley. But you know
that his uncles Iran Barkley, the boxer. I want stocking.
That Eagles offense, that offensive machine out of Philadelphia is
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going to be revving. I'm not messing with you, Jalen Hertz,
but there are people, there are players, There are champions
on that Philadelphia Eagles team, and of course Detroit Jamiir
Gibbs is another. He's sick. They're saying he's going to
be getting more receiving touches this year. He was great
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out of the backfield. But but do you think Jamiir
Gibbs is really a number two pick? Is he ready
to be your first round pick? In the second draft? Spot?
Would you go with Jamiir Gibbs? Leave a comment let
me know. I love Jamiir gives David Montgomery. He's still
sniffing around and sometimes he takes touchdowns. But Gibbs went
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the craziest when Montgomery was hurt. I had Gibbs's rookie season.
I drafted him in the third round, which a little
bit was a little bit ahead of his time. But
Tamir Gibbs, b Jeon Robinson, Sakuon Barkley, these are all strong, strong, strong,
first round number two picks. And you can't disrespect the
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good Christian. You can never disrespect the good Christian. The
good Christian shows up every single Sunday. Or the young
stunned Ashton Genty in Vegas, he's good too. You cannot
mess up your first round pick. I cannot mess up
my first round pick. Who else has the number two
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pick in their draft? Who are you going with? Let
me know? Leave a comment. Who you excited about leave
a comment who you staying away from? It's also important
fantasy football again to know your guys, know who you
want and know who you don't want. Who are you
staying away from? In fantasy football? Fantasy football is less
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than a month away. Are you ready for some football?
Are you ready for some fantasy football? Let fucking good?
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Crazy summer, New York. If you don't wake up, Zora
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On the Moron is going to be Mayor of New York,
New York City. If you do not wake up, you
do not get involved. Every vote counts. Remember that Rock
the Vote MTV. If you don't rock the vote, like
when and Sync was popping on MTV. If you don't
rock the vote, like when the late great Aliyah was
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popping on MTV, Zoron the Moron is going to win.
I never thought that I would be saying this. It's August.
I'll be like, oh, it's November. It's for yo. We
don't activate right now. Zoron the Moron will become Mayor
of New York City. Zoron the fucking Moron will become
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mayor of New York City. And I'm going to tell
you something for me, somebody like myself. I live on
the Upper East Side of Manhattan. I have grown up
walking by Gracy Mansion. I live ten minutes away from
Gracie Mansion. I cannot fathom the idea of Zoron the
Moron occupying Gracie Mansion as the mayor of New York City. NEPO,
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baby spoon up his keyster. He's leading every fucking poll.
One of you fucking guys need to drop out. I
don't expect, nor do I think it's respectful to think
that Mayor Eric Adams, whether you like him or don't
like him, should drop out. He's the mayor. You Cuomo,
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you lost, You lost somehow some way, Cuomo who lost
is leading in the polls over Mayor Adams. It's a
shit fling. It is a yo. I'll back Curtis Lee
if I need to. It's anybody but Zorn. That's twenty
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twenty five mayor of New York City. The slogan is
anybody but Zoran the fucking moron, and Zoran the Moron's
first lady. It's looking like it's gonna be Marshmellow Khalil Muhammad,
this little fucking Khalil Muhammad, this fucking guy Marshmello, Mohammad
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Khalil or Marshmellow Khalil Muhammad. I'm not sure of his name.
I'm not gonna learn his name. You don't get my respect.
But some of the most discussed, watched listen to episodes
of the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast have been when
I have hammered Marshmellow Mohammad Khalil, who somehow, some way,
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as of the recording of this Iron Rap Port Stereo podcasts,
has escaped deportation. I thought it was hit the road
Mohammad Khalil and don't you come back no more? No more,
no more, no more. Hit the road Mohammed Khalil and
don't you come back no more? What he's saying I
hit the road Khalil Mohammad and don't you come back no.
I don't know what happened with this grown ass thirty
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year old student hamas cheerleader, who has harassed, who has organized,
who has defended openly radical and violent protest against adults,
young Jewish adults on Columbia campus is still somehow someway
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in this country. Khalil Muhammad, who looks like a bag
of marshmallows that were left under a radiator. I know
you ain't sleeping, you fuck. I know what it's like
when you got a baby in those first few months,
but somehow someway instead of being with your baby all
the time. This fucking guy's on a PR campaign. This
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guy's doing more press than Kylie Chloe and Kim Karnashian.
Why am I seeing more of Khalil Mohammad than I
am of Kylie Jenner. This guy is everywhere, but he
got locked up, got locked up, and rightfully so, for
breeding terror on American soil in campuses in New York
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City Columbia University. I thought this motherfucker was gonna be
kicked out. I was wrong. I thought he was gonna
be packed up and shipped back to Syria. And I
know when he was in that prison, he was shitting
his pants, he was pooping in his pants. He sat
down real nice and real proper. Khalil Mohammad was in
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prison when his wife had his first baby. Because Khalil
Mohammad when his wife was pregnant, getting ready to give
birth to their first kid. What was he doing? Was
he putting together the diaper genie? No? Was he putting
together the stroller? No, the bassinet? No? He was out
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screaming and yelling at Jews on Columbia University campus. And somehow,
some way he still fucking year him and his fucking
wife have taken for granted the freedoms that they have
in the United States of America. You're taking it for
granted and you're still going Khalil Muhammad Zoran the morons
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fucking best man. It's like they're like, they're like this,
They're like two p's in a fucking pod. And as
soon as he got out of jail, who was there
to hug him, to kiss on him? AOC. I want
to see AOC and Marjorie Taylor Green in the ring
oiled up deathmatch. They're one and the same, AOC and
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Marjorie Taylor Green. Matter of fact, I'll have AOC and
Jasmine Crockett. I think Marjorie Taylor Green could take on
both of them. A tag team, not at the same time.
Tag team Marjorie Taylor Green versus AOC and Jasmine Crockett.
It's a two on one. But you know Argie Taylor Green,
she's out of her fucking tree. She does CrossFit, and
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she's plugged into the Jewish space laser program. Shall be
fined two on one? Who do you got miserable Marjorie
Taylor Green, who's got the face of a middle linebacker
and the feet of Barney Rubble Versus AOC and Jasmine Crockett.
I got my money on miserable Marjorie Taylor Green. Like
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I said, she's got that good Jewish space laser program.
Not everybody's plugged into the Jewish space laser program, not
even most Jews are. But as soon as Khalil Mohammad
got out of prison, has he disappeared? As he kept
his head down as Chuck Schumer told Jewish students to
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do on the university. Chuck Schumer said that Jewish students
should just keep their heads down. Has Khalil Mohanaman kept
his head down, kept his nose clean, maybe read a
book on how to take care of his newborn, what
to expect when you're expecting. Has he done any of that? No,
he went right back to the front lines talking that shit,
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that terror apologist, terror adoring bull shit, and Bernie Sanders,
he loves it, Bernie sand I'm not going to name names.
All of these Jewish people in government, all these Jewish podcasters,
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all these Jewish entertainers, all these Jewish people on social media.
I want you to never, ever, ever forget for a second.
You can praise Hamas all you want. You can rationalize
terror all you want. You can sympathize terror all you want.
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You can quote this book and that book and Norman Stinkelstein,
and you can do whatever you want. But all of
you Jewish people, just know this, Just know this. If
you or any one of your family member's friends were
in Israel on October seventh, you would be treated like
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all the other Jews were treated. I don't care how
many watermelons you post, I'm gonna carry me podcast you
listen to. I don't care many Norman Stinklestein quotes you quote,
or Greta Thunberg bullshit. You're into all of you as
a Jew Jews, never forget. If you were in Israel
on October seventh, you would be treated as a Jew.
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I don't know what the fuck is going on. With
Jews in this country. I don't know why it is
so hard to have some self respect, some dignity, some
knowledge of self. And if you didn't have any self respect,
dignity and knowledge of self before October seventh, you've had
six hundred and eighty days to get some. Bernie Sanders
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and the rest of you, Shame on you. Shame on you, deep, deep, deep,
shame on you. And you chum it up with people
like Khalil Mohammed, Khalil Mohammad who will not condemn Hamasque
because he loves them. He idolizes them. He he wants
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to gargle their dirty sweaty balls while they're dirty sweaty
pubes all around his mouthpiece. This is a no good
terror loving like some people have picture of Michael Jordans,
some people have a picture of I don't know, Kamala Harris.
Some people have a picture of you know, actors. Khalil
Mohammad has pictures of terrorists on his He loves terrorists.
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Khalil Mohammad thinks that anti Semitism is being weaponized to
silence freedom of speech. These are his words, Khalil Muhammad,
And somehow, some way he did not get kicked out
of this country, and he's on a PR tour. Who
the fuck it's locked up? Threatened? Sits in jail for
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one hundred plus days, and then afterwards, while his wife
just had their first baby, goes on a PR tour,
doesn't keep their head down, doesn't mind their own business.
He goes on full tilt, full blast. He went on
a podcast last week with Ezra Klein. Ezra Klein had
him on his podcast, Ezra Klein of the failing New
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York Times, Ezrak the New York Times. Shame shut that
fucking dump hole down. He went on a podcast and
talked about it. The same New York Times that has
had to apologize and retract statement after statement against Israel
against the IDF, and hasn't had to retract state after
(46:00):
statement against Tamas. No one's told me how many fuck
ups the New York Times has actually made since October seventh,
but it is. It has got to be ten, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen retractions at the New York Times has had to make.
Ezra Klein, shame on you, Ezra, you shit bag for
(46:21):
having this guy on your podcast. I'm actually glad you did,
because he was able to show exactly who he is.
In four K, let's run down the quotes from Marshmallow
Mohammad Khalil or Khalil Mohammad that stood out to me.
He said, I would say, this is his quotes from
(46:43):
Khalil Mohammad. I would say, there is a manufactured hysteria
about anti Semitism because of the protests. It's not like
anti Semitism is happening because of the Palestine movement. No, no,
it's not like anti Semitis is happening because of the
Palestine movement. It's just gone into a new plateau because
(47:05):
of the Hamas movement. It's not the Palestine movement, it's
not the people of Gaza movement. Marshmallow Muhammad also on
Ezra Klein's podgas somehow, some way, these guys try to
rationalize every single thing. He tried to explain and mansplain
what globalized the Intefada actually means and the ramifications of
(47:28):
globalizing the Intafada tried to rationalize from the river to
the sea, Palestine will be free because he screams them,
he believes them Globalize the Indefada means attack all Jews,
violence against all Jews, and in cells anybody who is
not a radical jihadis like Khalil Muhammad Mohammad, Khalil, this
(47:53):
is a radical jihadis in the streets, on the streets
of New York and Ezra Klein, you had him on
the New York Times podcast, Shame on you. And of
course the thing that everybody got fucking pissed off about
with this, Khalil Mohammad when he was asked if October
seventh was something that needed to happen even though it
was a war crime to target civilians, Khalil Mohammad said,
(48:17):
and I quote, just to break the cycle, to break
the cycle of Palestinians not being heard, And to me,
it's a desperate attempt to tell the world that Palestinians
are here, that Palestinians are a part of the equation.
That was my interpretation of why Hamas did October seventh
(48:38):
and why they did the attacks on Israel. That was
your interpretation. Unfortunately, we couldn't avoid such a movement. Really, Unfortunately,
you couldn't avoid kidnapping, raping, burning civilians, mothers, children alive.
You couldn't avoid such a movement. Well, if you couldn't
(49:00):
avoid such a movement, don't complain about the ramifications of
people reacting to the movement resisting the resistance. Marshmellow Mohammad
Gargle loves to goggle those dirty, stinky terrorist Hamas balls. Unfortunately,
we couldn't avoid such a movement, and he said it
(49:23):
was clear that the Saudi Israeli deal was very imminent
and Palestinians wouldn't have a path to statehood and self determination,
so they had to do that. So what do you
got now? Australia, as of the recording of this Iron
rapp Port stereo podcast, Australia said that they will recognize
Gaza as a state. Who's gonna run it? Haumas? What
(49:44):
are the borders? Who's the government? I wear a Knicks jersey.
Can I get recognized as an NBA player? I walk
around with a Yankees hat on? Can you recognize me
as Reggie fucking Jackson. You could recognize Palestine Gaza as
whatever you want. If they don't act like a state,
behave like a state, they ain't never ever gonna be
(50:07):
a state until Hamas and Amasa is the reason why
we're here. Hamas is the reason why we are here.
Until Lamas is eradicated, eliminated, or they surrender and they
come out with their dirty, sweaty, stinky kidnapping, killing, raping
hands up. None of this shit's gonna get fixed. I
(50:28):
don't care how much you rationalize it. Who recognizes what
as a state? You could call it whatever you want.
I wear a knick jersey and walk around with a basketball.
Does anyone recognize me as an NBA player? But you're
recognized Gaza as a state, Khalil Mohammad. Citizenship is earned, motherfucker.
(50:51):
Get this fucking guy out of here, Khalil Mohammad. Marshmallow Mohammad.
Khalil Mohammad openly, outly aligns with a group that wants
to see the end of Judaism, the end of a
Jewish state, the end of Christianity, the end of Western civilization.
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Marshmallow Mohammad, Go change a fucking diaper. People are taking
photographs with this guy like he's some sort of fucking hero.
You're taking photographs with Khalil Muhammad like this is some
sort of fucking hero. Shame only each and every one
of you done iron report stereo pockets. I'm out. Make
(51:33):
sure you tell a friend who're telling a friend about
the Iron Report Stereo Pockets. Make sure you subscribe, rate
and review. Miles Jornek, The Bleach Brothers aka the Dust Brothers.
Take me out of something real nice, take me at
it with something real libb, but most importantly, take me
out of here with something real fun. Can see Iron Rapports,
Stereo Pockets. I'm done.
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