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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Don't ask, and I won't tell how. I in fact
got hit in the head with a dildo. It was
either ninety seven or ninety eight close range. It wasn't thrown.
It was like a clubbed. I got clubbed on the
side of the head with a dildo. I almost went down,
but I didn't. But I'm telling you right now, if
you're in the cheap seats at one of these WNBA
(00:21):
games and you're throwing a dildo at Page Bucker's Caitlin Clark,
a one of these girls, you know the injury that
you could cause. You hit a ball boy, a ball girl,
a coach, a photographer from long range with a dildo.
(00:42):
Stop throwing dildos at wnb A players. I'm serious. It's
not funny. Sounds funny, just like male cheerleaders. It sounds funny,
but it's not funny. Okay, cut the shit. I don't
support it. I don't think that's funny at all. I
get how some people might think male cheerleaders, Yeah, but
(01:05):
throwing dildos at wn A games, I don't support it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't support it. I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
See any more of that shit. Boom, have no fear
the iron rapport stereo podcasts here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Big Boom, have no fear.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The I Am Rappaport stereo podcast is in the place
to be useum quality. I am Rapports stereo podcasts on
today's I Am rap Report Stereo podcast, the world's most
disruptive podcast. Stop throwing dildo's. Stop throwing dildos at w
NBA players is not funny. I know you're gonna think
(01:48):
it's funny. I know you're chuckling in the back of
the classroom. Stop throwing dildos at w NBA players. And
the Minnesota Vikings introduced the first male cheerleader in NFL history,
and I love it. I want this guy to cheer
for my fantasy football team. Plus zoron the Moron aka
(02:09):
zoron the Zero is this close. He's this close to
becoming Mayor of New York unless we you, me, all
of us wake up all that morning, high flying, hard hitting,
fully disruptive, museum quality iron rapport stereal pockets coming up
right now, Miles Join aka the Bleach Brothers aka the
Dust brother Start this puppy off.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's up, real nice, Start this puppy off. Its op
real love.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But most reportedly start this beautiful, fully disruptive Iron Rapport
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Speaker 2 (02:36):
Look at it. Let's go, Baby Boom.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Have no fear of the Iron rap Reports stereo podcasts Here,
Piggety Boom, have no fear.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
The Iron Rapport stereo pockets in the Place to be
in Sukasa.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
The name is Michael Rappaport ak Ad and fling Oshka Nazi.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Aka the Saltla Sniff.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Aka the Gringo man Dingo aka d One and Only
Raging Bullshare. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome
to the Zignty Zone of Disruption. Iron rapp Port Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Coming live and direct from me. Chili Day in New York.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, I said a Chili Day in the summer of
twenty twenty five in New York.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You see, I got on.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
A nice piece of light cashmere, like cashmere. They called
me the King of Kashmir. Hope everybody feeling real good.
Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling really saying.
But it was like sixty six degrees. That's crazy. It
was sixty six degrees in New York today.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It warmed up a little bit. But like, if you're
walking around in just a T shirt and just shorts,
you're gonna be like, what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Is it October? And in October it's August. Midway through
August of twenty twenty five. I'm rap Port Stereo podcast
coming live and direct. Hope everybody's enjoying the summer. Hope
everybody's feeling really, really good about their fantasy football drafts.
My drafts are about to happen next week. My draft
(04:18):
is going down, and I plan on dominating my draft decisively,
decisively dominating d D decisively dominating both of my drafts.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Of course, I'm in the fantasy.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Football League of the Howard Stern Show, which will be
back on the air uh November no September second, September.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Second.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
There was so much discussion about The Stern Show being
canceled and Howard Stern being canceled and this, that and
the third. I cannot wait for the Stern Show to return.
But more importantly than the Howard Stern Show is the
Howard Stern Fantasy Football Draft, which I plan on dominating decisively.
Then I have my money league, which I plan on
(05:04):
dominating decisively. And then in September, I am going back
on tour. I am performing, Okay, a bunch of shows
the rest.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm performing in Jersey at the Stress Factory September twenty fifth,
twenty sixth, and twenty seventh. I'll be in in Providence
October second, third, and fourth. I'll be in Denver, Okay
September ninth, tenth, and eleventh. I'll be in Long Island
November seventh and eighth. I got shows in Chicago, got
(05:37):
a show in Los Angeles. I'll be in Virginia, Arlington,
Virginia November thirteenth, fourteenth, and fifteenth. All tickets, all informations
available at Michael Rapportcomedy dot com Michael Rapportcomedy dot com.
We're going to Jersey, Providence, Denver, Long Island, Levittown, Arlington, Virginia, Okay, Chicago, LA.
(05:59):
All tickets, all information available Michael Roundportcomedy dot com. Come
see me in Jersey September twenty fifth, twenty six, twenty seven, Jersey,
home home of the New York Football Giants, which I'm
not expecting a lot from the New York Football Giants,
but that's neither here nor there. I will say there
has been a lot of discussion.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
In the last few days about the debut.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I believe the Minnesota Vikings and another team, maybe Jacksonville,
but the Minnesota Vikings for sure, in preseason have had
the premiere the debut of the first male cheerleaders in
the NFL, the first male cheerleaders in the NFL. A
lot of discussion, a lot of controversy, a lot of jokes,
(06:47):
a lot of giggles. Let me tell you something, I
could give two shits. Who's cheering for the games. As
long as you're cheering your ass off, as long as
you're bringing joy to the crowd, as long as you're
having a good time, cheer flip, tumble, somersault, cartwheel, your
little hearts out. Yeah, it might be a little bit unusual.
Some people might think it's funny. It's funny the guy
(07:10):
with the girl cheerleaders. They've been doing it in the
high school, they've been doing it in college for years.
I got no problem with it. I know the Minnesota Vikings.
This one kid, he's a cheerleader. He's out there shaking
his ass and it's cheerleading. It's like the parade. They're
there to bring cheer. They are there to bring joy.
(07:31):
So me and Michael rapport as long as you're shaking
your pomp pump, shaking your ass and you are cheering
for your team.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If any one of these male cheerleaders in the NFL
want a cheer for my fantasy football team.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Hit me up. I'll take all and every cheerleader I
can get homeboy on the Minnesota Vikings cheerleading team. My
fantasy football team is called.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Rapaports to Light aka history of violence aka make it stop,
make it stop. You want to cheer for me, I
will take it. Guys, girls, anybody wants to cheer for
my fantasy football team, I don't care. I can tell
you one thing, and I could tell you one team
that I'm pretty sure will never never ever have a
(08:13):
male cheerleader. And I don't agree with him. Jared Jones.
Jared Jones and the I guarantee you they ran that
up the flagpole for Jared Jones. Like, as long because
Jared Jones got that slave owner accent. Jared Jones says,
as long as I am alive, as long as my
name is signed on the dotted line for the Dallas Cowboys.
(08:37):
There ain't never going to be nothing but beautiful, beautiful
American women cheering for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
America's team. I guarantee you that.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
But like I said me, personally, I could give two
shits who's cheering. I'll take all and every one of you,
any one of you fucking cheerleaders in the NFL, NBA,
NCAA that wants to help out my team.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I need it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I need all the pomp poms, all the mascots, all
the flipping, back flipping cartwheels.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You got another big.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Controversy in sports that I talked about briefly on social
media went viral.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I can't help myself. I can't help myself.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Sometimes I just just go viral.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Is this dildo controversy in the WNBA.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I believe there have been four games where the WNBA
women professional basketball players are running up and down the
court doing their best to put the ball in the
hoop to defend at the highest highest level, and the
games have been interrupted by some sick funks that are
(09:58):
throwing dildos on the court DURINGWNBA games. I don't support this, Okay,
I don't support this behavior. What are you trying to do?
You're trying to You're trying to knock out Kate and Clark.
Is that what you want to do? You're trying to
throw a dildo at Angel Reese during the middle of
(10:19):
a w NBA game. You sick focks for incidents. We
need to stop throwing dildos on the court during the
w NBA games. I don't know if anybody has ever
been hitting the head with a dildo, but I'm gonna
tell you a personal tidbit. I'm not gonna go into
too many details because I don't want to get a.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't know how do you say in trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But in the nineties, I believe it was ninety eight,
might have been ninety seven. I got hit in the
head with a dildo once. It's not fun. It's not fun, okay,
And this was a close range Don't ask, don't ask,
and I won't tell. Don't ask, and I won't tell
how I in fact got hit in the head with
a dildo. It was either ninety seven or ninety eight
(11:05):
close range. It wasn't thrown. It was like clubbed. I
got clubbed on the side of the head with a dildo.
I almost went down, but I didn't. But I'm telling
you right now, if you're in the cheap seats at
one of these WNBA games and you're throwing a dildo
a Page Bucker's, Caitlin Clark or one of these girls,
(11:27):
you know the injury that you could cause. You hit
a ball boy, a ball girl, a coach, a photographer
from long range with a dildo. Stop throwing dildos at
w NBA players. I'm serious. It's not funny. Sounds funny,
(11:49):
just like male cheerleaders. It sounds funny, but it's not funny. Okay,
cut the shit. I don't support it. I don't think
that's funny at all.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Listen. I get how some people might think male cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, but throwing dildo's at WI games, I don't support it.
I don't support it. I don't want to see any
more of that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Shito.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
There's a piece of slang that I keep hearing people say.
Usually I'm on the cutting edge of slang. I've invented slang.
But there's a slang on social media. And then the
shooter of the Young Shooter, Dean Collins aka Deuce Pacino
aka Dino Casino. Who's on the road European trip. I
(12:47):
can't wait to get this guy back on the podcast.
He's in I think Bulgaria, Slovenia, I maybe Budapest. I
cannot wait to hear about the comings and goings of
the young shooter in Budapest.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Ever been to Budapest? I never been to.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't even like going uh to New Jersey. I
like to stay in my house. I can't foresee me
going to Budapest unless it's for work.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No disrespect to Budapest, but just traveling, moving and grooving.
It's just it's a lot. It is a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But there's a slang that I keep hearing and I
keep seeing on social media called temu temud. They'll go, oh,
that's the team MoU Lebron James. Oh, they'll go, that's
the team moud Donald Trump, or that's the team MoU
dj collead. Does anybody know what this slang means?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Temu? I tried to figure it out. I don't want
to google it cause.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I feel like, you know, being me, me, being Michael Ramport,
cool hip, you know, on the cutting edge of so
many things. I should know what tim MoU means. I
don't know where this came from. Like I try to
figure out sla sometimes like and you oh like like
I remember a couple of years ago there was cap
no cap, cap cap cap no cap and then I
(14:08):
was like, oh cap like oh no cap like no
capital letters and no it means you're not lying. Uh.
And then there was another one. Somebody hit me with
say less. Somebody texts that to me. My man texted
to me was like, say less and I was like,
the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Say less?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Like like like shut up? Like I was confused, But
say less means like, you know, like say say no more,
so say less. So instead of saying say no more,
you say say less. And I was like, cool, say less.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's tight.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Uh So I was able to figure out say less.
I was able to figure out, uh no cap no cap.
You know I'm not lying, you know, like you know
I'm for real, like you know all my mom's uh
I swear blah blah blah blah blah. But timu, I
don't know the math of that. Does anybody know what
that slang timu means? And more importantly, does anybody know
what that slang timu where it came from? What it
(15:01):
was derived from, because I I always like to know
where the slang was derived from. How they conjured up
team moved.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Do you have any idea what that means? Where they.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh, oh oh got it, got it, got got it,
got it, guys.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
So it means like I see, I see, I see,
I see.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
There was a How could this go under the radar?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I know what happened late at night and it sounded
like an isolated incident. But the other night in Crownhides, Brooklyn,
there was a mass shooting where at the time of
this Iron rapp Port stereo podcast, three people were killed.
Three people were killed the other night and multiple people
were shot in Crown Heides, Brooklyn, and apparently it was
(16:02):
a beef and this you know, they were arguing and
it was a gang and all that stuff. But I mean,
I don't understand how this could happen. And I was
just like when I heard Crown Heights. For those of
you who are not in New York, I first thought
it had to have something to do with the Jewish community,
but fortunately it didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Even though you know, this kind.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Of shooting or just overwhelmingly frightening and sad and tragic
to shoot and kill that many people over nothing is
insane to me, but I had to. It made me
think about what's to come. And by the way, I
was walking on the west side today, I was walking
on the lower west Side like twenty fifth, twenty sixth,
(16:50):
twenty seven, twenty eighth, ninth Avenue, eighth Avenue, sixth Avenue.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
And a friend of mine told me, who's a real
tough guy. He goes, Yo, when you come out of
the train station, you come out of Penn Station, you
come out of the train over there on Times Square,
Penn station, you.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Need to keep your head on a swivelow.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And this is coming from my man, who's a tough guy,
who's like I was up a side street like thirty
seventh and I was nervous. And this is from my
guy who's no ussy. But me and my wife Kibi,
who by the way, if you don't listen to raper
Ports Reality, do yourself a favor. Rap Ports Reality drops
like clockwork every single Wednesday, where we discuss all things
(17:35):
reality TV, all things popular culture, and the comings and
goings from our relationship. And we have to discuss on
this week's rapper Ports Raality. We're sitting there having a
little drink, a little lunch at this cafe on like
eighteenth and fifth Avenue. Fucking Julia Roberts walked right by
us on the ship. We're sitting there drinking our drinks
(17:55):
and Julia Roberts and her husband walked right by. We
were bugging, we were tripping because it was broad daylight.
No one recognized her, and we were.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Like, that's fucking Julie Roberts.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We got to talk about that, and I gotta talk
about the last time and the only time other than
the other day, when I was having lunch with my wife,
the co host of Rapport's reality, Kibi, when we saw
and when I saw Julia Roberts. I saw Julia Roberts
when they were filming Pretty Women. But we're gonna discuss
that on Rapport's Raellity. But walking along the west side
(18:29):
ninth Avenue, eighth Avenue, seventh Avenue, it's New York. It's
the greatest city in the world. There's a whole flower district.
I didn't know there was a flower district. They sell flowers,
they sell plants. If you want to get your flowers
and your plants wholesale, twenty eighth Street, eighth Avenue, seventh Avenue,
sixth Avenue. But aside from the flowers, be careful, don't
(18:50):
be on your phone, don't wear your jewels untucked, don't
have your money out because anything can happen. It's like
the eighties. Some people like I like the old New York.
All you gotta do. If you want the old New
New York right now, If you want that old New
York feeling right now, walk ninth Avenue, eighth Avenue between
the twenties and the thirties. That taxi driver Travis Bickle,
(19:13):
Oh you like the punk rock scene, you like when
it was a nuthouse. It's happening right now in New
York City. Trust me, it's happening right now in New
York City. You don't got to look at old pictures,
vintage photographs. You don't got to watch taxi driver, because
it's happening. Walk up thirty first between eighth and ninth
(19:36):
during the day. I don't even know what's going on
there at nighttime. Walk on that street during the day.
You will get that taxi driver, real life, old school
New York in real time. But It made me think
about zoron the Moron, Zor on the Zero, Zor on
(19:56):
the Moron aka zoron the Zero, because he is zero
point zero accomplishments, and unless a miracle takes place, unless
people literally wake up out of their slumber, I've come
to terms with the fact that Zoron the Moron aka
Zorn the Zero is going to become mayor of New
(20:19):
York City. I didn't think it could happen. I thought
people were wasting their time, wasting their money. But now
if you're betting on Zorn, you're betting on a winner.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
How this happened, I.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Don't know, But New York, New Yorkers, I am begging you.
I know it's the summertime. I know people are tanning.
I know people are in the Hamptons. You're down South,
you're in Florida. You might be in Bulgaria, Hungry, Slovenia, Greece, Israel, traveling,
(20:52):
doing what you should be doing during the summer, which
is relaxing. But New Yorkers, come September. If you are
not engaged, you were not focused. September October. If you
do not vote, come November, Zoron the Zero zoron the
fucking moron is going to become Mayor of New York City.
(21:13):
And I don't expect. I thought they would do it,
but I'm a wishful thinker. I don't expect grown ass
Curtis Sliwa, grown ass Mayor Eric Adams, grown ass Cuomo
to drop out. These are grown ass men. I'm fifty five,
and I'm a grown ass man. All three of those
guys are older than me. Neither one of them is
(21:34):
going to drop out. So unless something dramatic and drastic happens,
zoron the Zero is going to become Mayor of New York.
And I saw a thing online about zoron the Zero
and his zero point zero accomplishments, and I'm going to
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share a little bit of them with you. Zoron the
Zero he actually makes me think I should run for
mayor and knows people be like, Yo, my crap, you
fuck it, yo, you should run for mayor. You'd win,
you'd at least compete. I'm not ready to run for
mayor right now. I am not ready to run for
mayor right now. Although I'd be a great mayor, my
(22:18):
press conferences would be fire. I'd have fire press conferences.
Maybe if Zoron the Zero becomes Mayor of New York,
maybe in a few years I'll run for Mayor of
New York because I've accomplished more than Zoron the Moron.
(22:38):
In my life, I've accomplished more than Zoron the fucking Moron.
In twenty fifteen, Zoron the Moron graduated from Boden Boden
with a BA in Africana Studies. It's got a BA
in Africana Studies, a degree that is worth absolutely nothing, no,
(22:59):
just respect to anybody who's studying Africana studies. You're gonna
get me tied up on America's next top racist.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
And everybody's like, oh wait, would you say, what did
you say? Oh my god, what did you say? I said,
his degree is worth.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Zorn the Morrins degree in Africana Studies is worth uh,
no disrespect to Africana studies. In twenty fifteen, he attended
an organizing training at the Change Corpse and left after
six months while trying to unionize against the program. This
(23:37):
fucking guy, this fucking guy is a quitter. You quit
after six months. You tried to unionize against the program.
Twenty fifteen twenty and sixteen. This is when you know
he hit his fucking stride. He was the music supervisor
for one of his mother's films. His mother has a
director mirror there. She's a good director. She did a
(23:59):
f called Queen of Katwy Katwi. Listen, not everyone's a hit.
He's not always gonna make Mississippi Masala. No disrespect him.
He were in there, but he was the music supervisor
slash curator for the film that his mother made, This
is a Nepo Baby. Zoron the Moron aka Zorn the
(24:24):
Zero aka Zoron the Nepo Baby. Then, when he realized
that he wasn't a great music supervisor and that he
only got the job as the music supervisor because his
mom was directing the film, he became a rapper zoron
the Fucking Moron. Unfortunately, zoron the Moron ak Zorn the
(24:44):
Zero as a rapper failed. His rapper name was mister Carterman,
and he released that chart topping single Nanny.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
You're not a rapper, You're a bullshit ARTI. You're a
three card.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Monty guy who somehow someway is going to become Mayor
of New York City.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
This fucking guy's gonna win.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
A failed music supervisor slash failed rapper, slash quitter okay.
Twenty eighteen, he was the campaign manager for Ross Barcans
New York Senate campaign, Lost Loser.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He was the field organizer for Tiffany Campaigns Queen's campaign
twenty eighteen to twenty nineteen. Foreclosure Prevention and housing Counselor
and Queens helping people avoid eviction and unpaid bills. Speaking
of eviction, Zoran the moron, mister, you know, I'm a
(25:54):
regular guy currently lives in a rent stabilized apartment for
twenty four one hundred dollars a month. Twenty five hundred
dollars a month. That could be should be four thousand
dollars a month. Zora On the moron is taking advantage
of the system although he's never done anything in his life.
(26:17):
He's a rich kids baby, a NEPO fucking baby. And
in twenty twenty one through right now, he became the
New York State Assembly member. And like I said, it
doesn't matter how he got here, it doesn't matter if
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he deserves to be here. The only thing that matters
is that zoron the Moron aka Zor on the Zero
is here.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
He is here.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And unless something dramatic happens, unless something big happens, unless
you we all New York City wake up. This bullshit thrower,
thrower of bullshit, zoron the Morn is a giggly smiling
(27:12):
I never seen somebody smile so much in my fucking
life that I never seen a politician would have pasted
on big fucking shit eating grin more than zoron the Zero.
Unless we wake up, it doesn't matter why he's here,
how he got here, whether or not he deserves to
(27:34):
be here. This guy is going to become mayor of
New York City. A guy throwing shit, bullshit, big bags
of bullshit, is going to become Mayor of New York
and it's astonishing to witness. New York is bred home
(27:58):
to some of the greatest shit talk ever. The President
of the United States New York one of the great
shit talkers ever. Every rapper, slick talking rapper. I mean,
all you got to do is go to twenty ninth
and ninth Avenue right now. We created shit talking. New
(28:21):
Yorkers love to talk shit, and we do it in
all shapes, sizes, ethnicities. New Yorkers are known for being
great shit talkers. This guy's not even a New Yorker.
He not even from New York.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And I know if you live here, Bapa, Bapa, by
the Lord, this is not a New Yorker.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He doesn't walk like a New Yorker, he doesn't talk
like a New Yorker, he doesn't sound like a New Yorker,
he doesn't think like a New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
He's not one of us. But unless we.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Wake up, Zora on the zero is going to become
mayor of the greatest city on Earth.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
What more I can say about it, but we need
to be engaged. We need to pay attention, and we
need to vote, vote, vote, Enjoy your summer. But it's
almost over. It is almost over. Zora on the Morn
is just fucking close to becoming Mayor of New York. Finally,
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as of the recording of this Iron Wrap Port Stereo podcasts,
I must say that it is going to be six
hundred and eighty three days, six hundred and eighty three
days since October seventh, and it is the first year
your site, one year since hersh Goldberg or Almagh, alex Eden,
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and Carmel hostages, six hostages who.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Were captured, alive.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And dragged into Gaza on October seventh, where they were
kept in the.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Very very real.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Tunnels of Gaza, the tunnels that are so intricate, so complicated,
that Israel and the world itself can't get into and
find and save these hostages. But it has been a
year since all six of them were kidnapped, dragged into Gaza, tortured,
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no light, no showers, no toilets, were starved, and were
executed in cold blood. And we must not forget their memories.
May their memories be a blessing. I can't imagine what
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their families, what their friends are going through.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So many hearts have been broken, so many lives have
been shattered, so many hopes have been squelched, dreams have
been squelched. But we must must not forget them, and
may their memories be a blessing. It has been a year,
if you can believe that, since the six of them
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were executed, and it is six hundred and eighty three
days and as of the recording of this podcast, there
are still fifty hostages. There are fifty hostages in Gazza
fifty people, two of whom are American. There are fifty people.
These are not hostages. These You're not posters, these not billboards.
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This is not a stocks currency. There are fifty people
that remain in Gaza. At six hundred and eighty three
days and one year since the execution of Carmel, Eden Hirsch,
Ori Almagh and Alex. May their memories be a blessing.
I am rap Port Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I am done.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Miles Jordan Kay, the Bleach Mothers, A Kay, the Dust Brothers.
Take me at it with something real nice, Take me
at it with something real out, but most importantly end
this I am rap Port Stereo Podcast with something really
beautiful and really really.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Funky iron rapp ort stereo pockets. I'm done.
Don't ask, and I won't tell how. I in fact
got hit in the head with a dildo. It was
either ninety seven or ninety eight close range. It wasn't thrown.
It was like a clubbed. I got clubbed on the
side of the head with a dildo. I almost went down,
but I didn't. But I'm telling you right now, if
you're in the cheap seats at one of these WNBA
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games and you're throwing a dildo at Page Bucker's Caitlin Clark,
a one of these girls, you know the injury that
you could cause. You hit a ball boy, a ball girl,
a coach, a photographer from long range with a dildo.
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Stop throwing dildos at wnb A players. I'm serious. It's
not funny. Sounds funny, just like male cheerleaders. It sounds funny,
but it's not funny. Okay, cut the shit. I don't
support it. I don't think that's funny at all. I
get how some people might think male cheerleaders, Yeah, but
(01:05):
throwing dildos at wn A games, I don't support it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't support it. I don't want to.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
See any more of that shit. Boom, have no fear
the iron rapport stereo podcasts here.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Big Boom, have no fear.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The I Am Rappaport stereo podcast is in the place
to be useum quality. I am Rapports stereo podcasts on
today's I Am rap Report Stereo podcast, the world's most
disruptive podcast. Stop throwing dildo's. Stop throwing dildos at w
NBA players is not funny. I know you're gonna think
(01:48):
it's funny. I know you're chuckling in the back of
the classroom. Stop throwing dildos at w NBA players. And
the Minnesota Vikings introduced the first male cheerleader in NFL history,
and I love it. I want this guy to cheer
for my fantasy football team. Plus zoron the Moron aka
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zoron the Zero is this close. He's this close to
becoming Mayor of New York unless we you, me, all
of us wake up all that morning, high flying, hard hitting,
fully disruptive, museum quality iron rapport stereal pockets coming up
right now, Miles Join aka the Bleach Brothers aka the
Dust brother Start this puppy off.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It's up, real nice, Start this puppy off. Its op
real love.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
But most reportedly start this beautiful, fully disruptive Iron Rapport
stereal podcast off with something real funk see Iron Rapports
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Speaker 2 (02:36):
Look at it. Let's go, Baby Boom.
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Have no fear of the Iron rap Reports stereo podcasts Here,
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The Iron Rapport stereo pockets in the Place to be
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Speaker 1 (02:58):
The name is Michael Rappaport ak Ad and fling Oshka Nazi.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Aka the Saltla Sniff.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Aka the Gringo man Dingo aka d One and Only
Raging Bullshare. Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome
to the Zignty Zone of Disruption. Iron rapp Port Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Coming live and direct from me. Chili Day in New York.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, I said a Chili Day in the summer of
twenty twenty five in New York.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
You see, I got on.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
A nice piece of light cashmere, like cashmere. They called
me the King of Kashmir. Hope everybody feeling real good.
Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody's feeling really saying.
But it was like sixty six degrees. That's crazy. It
was sixty six degrees in New York today.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It warmed up a little bit. But like, if you're
walking around in just a T shirt and just shorts,
you're gonna be like, what is it?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Is it October? And in October it's August. Midway through
August of twenty twenty five. I'm rap Port Stereo podcast
coming live and direct. Hope everybody's enjoying the summer. Hope
everybody's feeling really, really good about their fantasy football drafts.
My drafts are about to happen next week. My draft
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is going down, and I plan on dominating my draft decisively,
decisively dominating d D decisively dominating both of my drafts.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Of course, I'm in the fantasy.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Football League of the Howard Stern Show, which will be
back on the air uh November no September second, September.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Second.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
There was so much discussion about The Stern Show being
canceled and Howard Stern being canceled and this, that and
the third. I cannot wait for the Stern Show to return.
But more importantly than the Howard Stern Show is the
Howard Stern Fantasy Football Draft, which I plan on dominating decisively.
Then I have my money league, which I plan on
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dominating decisively. And then in September, I am going back
on tour. I am performing, Okay, a bunch of shows
the rest.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
I'm performing in Jersey at the Stress Factory September twenty fifth,
twenty sixth, and twenty seventh. I'll be in in Providence
October second, third, and fourth. I'll be in Denver, Okay
September ninth, tenth, and eleventh. I'll be in Long Island
November seventh and eighth. I got shows in Chicago, got
(05:37):
a show in Los Angeles. I'll be in Virginia, Arlington,
Virginia November thirteenth, fourteenth, and fifteenth. All tickets, all informations
available at Michael Rapportcomedy dot com Michael Rapportcomedy dot com.
We're going to Jersey, Providence, Denver, Long Island, Levittown, Arlington, Virginia, Okay, Chicago, LA.
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All tickets, all information available Michael Roundportcomedy dot com. Come
see me in Jersey September twenty fifth, twenty six, twenty seven, Jersey,
home home of the New York Football Giants, which I'm
not expecting a lot from the New York Football Giants,
but that's neither here nor there. I will say there
has been a lot of discussion.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
In the last few days about the debut.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I believe the Minnesota Vikings and another team, maybe Jacksonville,
but the Minnesota Vikings for sure, in preseason have had
the premiere the debut of the first male cheerleaders in
the NFL, the first male cheerleaders in the NFL. A
lot of discussion, a lot of controversy, a lot of jokes,
(06:47):
a lot of giggles. Let me tell you something, I
could give two shits. Who's cheering for the games. As
long as you're cheering your ass off, as long as
you're bringing joy to the crowd, as long as you're
having a good time, cheer flip, tumble, somersault, cartwheel, your
little hearts out. Yeah, it might be a little bit unusual.
Some people might think it's funny. It's funny the guy
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with the girl cheerleaders. They've been doing it in the
high school, they've been doing it in college for years.
I got no problem with it. I know the Minnesota Vikings.
This one kid, he's a cheerleader. He's out there shaking
his ass and it's cheerleading. It's like the parade. They're
there to bring cheer. They are there to bring joy.
(07:31):
So me and Michael rapport as long as you're shaking
your pomp pump, shaking your ass and you are cheering
for your team.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
If any one of these male cheerleaders in the NFL
want a cheer for my fantasy football team.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Hit me up. I'll take all and every cheerleader I
can get homeboy on the Minnesota Vikings cheerleading team. My
fantasy football team is called.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Rapaports to Light aka history of violence aka make it stop,
make it stop. You want to cheer for me, I
will take it. Guys, girls, anybody wants to cheer for
my fantasy football team, I don't care. I can tell
you one thing, and I could tell you one team
that I'm pretty sure will never never ever have a
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male cheerleader. And I don't agree with him. Jared Jones.
Jared Jones and the I guarantee you they ran that
up the flagpole for Jared Jones. Like, as long because
Jared Jones got that slave owner accent. Jared Jones says,
as long as I am alive, as long as my
name is signed on the dotted line for the Dallas Cowboys.
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There ain't never going to be nothing but beautiful, beautiful
American women cheering for the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
America's team. I guarantee you that.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
But like I said me, personally, I could give two
shits who's cheering. I'll take all and every one of you,
any one of you fucking cheerleaders in the NFL, NBA,
NCAA that wants to help out my team.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I need it.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I need all the pomp poms, all the mascots, all
the flipping, back flipping cartwheels.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
You got another big.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Controversy in sports that I talked about briefly on social
media went viral.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I can't help myself. I can't help myself.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Sometimes I just just go viral.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Is this dildo controversy in the WNBA.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
I believe there have been four games where the WNBA
women professional basketball players are running up and down the
court doing their best to put the ball in the
hoop to defend at the highest highest level, and the
games have been interrupted by some sick funks that are
(09:58):
throwing dildos on the court DURINGWNBA games. I don't support this, Okay,
I don't support this behavior. What are you trying to do?
You're trying to You're trying to knock out Kate and Clark.
Is that what you want to do? You're trying to
throw a dildo at Angel Reese during the middle of
(10:19):
a w NBA game. You sick focks for incidents. We
need to stop throwing dildos on the court during the
w NBA games. I don't know if anybody has ever
been hitting the head with a dildo, but I'm gonna
tell you a personal tidbit. I'm not gonna go into
too many details because I don't want to get a.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I don't know how do you say in trouble.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
But in the nineties, I believe it was ninety eight,
might have been ninety seven. I got hit in the
head with a dildo once. It's not fun. It's not fun, okay,
And this was a close range Don't ask, don't ask,
and I won't tell. Don't ask, and I won't tell
how I in fact got hit in the head with
a dildo. It was either ninety seven or ninety eight
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close range. It wasn't thrown. It was like clubbed. I
got clubbed on the side of the head with a dildo.
I almost went down, but I didn't. But I'm telling
you right now, if you're in the cheap seats at
one of these WNBA games and you're throwing a dildo
a Page Bucker's, Caitlin Clark or one of these girls,
(11:27):
you know the injury that you could cause. You hit
a ball boy, a ball girl, a coach, a photographer
from long range with a dildo. Stop throwing dildos at
w NBA players. I'm serious. It's not funny. Sounds funny,
(11:49):
just like male cheerleaders. It sounds funny, but it's not funny. Okay,
cut the shit. I don't support it. I don't think
that's funny at all.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Listen. I get how some people might think male cheerleaders.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, but throwing dildo's at WI games, I don't support it.
I don't support it. I don't want to see any
more of that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Shito.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
There's a piece of slang that I keep hearing people say.
Usually I'm on the cutting edge of slang. I've invented slang.
But there's a slang on social media. And then the
shooter of the Young Shooter, Dean Collins aka Deuce Pacino
aka Dino Casino. Who's on the road European trip. I
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can't wait to get this guy back on the podcast.
He's in I think Bulgaria, Slovenia, I maybe Budapest. I
cannot wait to hear about the comings and goings of
the young shooter in Budapest.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Ever been to Budapest? I never been to.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I don't even like going uh to New Jersey. I
like to stay in my house. I can't foresee me
going to Budapest unless it's for work.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No disrespect to Budapest, but just traveling, moving and grooving.
It's just it's a lot. It is a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
But there's a slang that I keep hearing and I
keep seeing on social media called temu temud. They'll go, oh,
that's the team MoU Lebron James. Oh, they'll go, that's
the team moud Donald Trump, or that's the team MoU
dj collead. Does anybody know what this slang means?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Temu? I tried to figure it out. I don't want
to google it cause.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I feel like, you know, being me, me, being Michael Ramport,
cool hip, you know, on the cutting edge of so
many things. I should know what tim MoU means. I
don't know where this came from. Like I try to
figure out sla sometimes like and you oh like like
I remember a couple of years ago there was cap
no cap, cap cap cap no cap and then I
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was like, oh cap like oh no cap like no
capital letters and no it means you're not lying. Uh.
And then there was another one. Somebody hit me with
say less. Somebody texts that to me. My man texted
to me was like, say less and I was like,
the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Say less?
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Like like like shut up? Like I was confused, But
say less means like, you know, like say say no more,
so say less. So instead of saying say no more,
you say say less. And I was like, cool, say less.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
That's tight.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Uh So I was able to figure out say less.
I was able to figure out, uh no cap no cap.
You know I'm not lying, you know, like you know
I'm for real, like you know all my mom's uh
I swear blah blah blah blah blah. But timu, I
don't know the math of that. Does anybody know what
that slang timu means? And more importantly, does anybody know
what that slang timu where it came from? What it
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was derived from, because I I always like to know
where the slang was derived from. How they conjured up
team moved.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Do you have any idea what that means? Where they.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Oh, oh oh got it, got it, got got it,
got it, guys.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
So it means like I see, I see, I see,
I see.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
There was a How could this go under the radar?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I know what happened late at night and it sounded
like an isolated incident. But the other night in Crownhides, Brooklyn,
there was a mass shooting where at the time of
this Iron rapp Port stereo podcast, three people were killed.
Three people were killed the other night and multiple people
were shot in Crown Heides, Brooklyn, and apparently it was
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a beef and this you know, they were arguing and
it was a gang and all that stuff. But I mean,
I don't understand how this could happen. And I was
just like when I heard Crown Heights. For those of
you who are not in New York, I first thought
it had to have something to do with the Jewish community,
but fortunately it didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Even though you know, this kind.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Of shooting or just overwhelmingly frightening and sad and tragic
to shoot and kill that many people over nothing is
insane to me, but I had to. It made me
think about what's to come. And by the way, I
was walking on the west side today, I was walking
on the lower west Side like twenty fifth, twenty sixth,
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twenty seven, twenty eighth, ninth Avenue, eighth Avenue, sixth Avenue.
Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
And a friend of mine told me, who's a real
tough guy. He goes, Yo, when you come out of
the train station, you come out of Penn Station, you
come out of the train over there on Times Square,
Penn station, you.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Need to keep your head on a swivelow.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And this is coming from my man, who's a tough guy,
who's like I was up a side street like thirty
seventh and I was nervous. And this is from my
guy who's no ussy. But me and my wife Kibi,
who by the way, if you don't listen to raper
Ports Reality, do yourself a favor. Rap Ports Reality drops
like clockwork every single Wednesday, where we discuss all things
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reality TV, all things popular culture, and the comings and
goings from our relationship. And we have to discuss on
this week's rapper Ports Raality. We're sitting there having a
little drink, a little lunch at this cafe on like
eighteenth and fifth Avenue. Fucking Julia Roberts walked right by
us on the ship. We're sitting there drinking our drinks
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and Julia Roberts and her husband walked right by. We
were bugging, we were tripping because it was broad daylight.
No one recognized her, and we were.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Like, that's fucking Julie Roberts.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
We got to talk about that, and I gotta talk
about the last time and the only time other than
the other day, when I was having lunch with my wife,
the co host of Rapport's reality, Kibi, when we saw
and when I saw Julia Roberts. I saw Julia Roberts
when they were filming Pretty Women. But we're gonna discuss
that on Rapport's Raellity. But walking along the west side
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ninth Avenue, eighth Avenue, seventh Avenue, it's New York. It's
the greatest city in the world. There's a whole flower district.
I didn't know there was a flower district. They sell flowers,
they sell plants. If you want to get your flowers
and your plants wholesale, twenty eighth Street, eighth Avenue, seventh Avenue,
sixth Avenue. But aside from the flowers, be careful, don't
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be on your phone, don't wear your jewels untucked, don't
have your money out because anything can happen. It's like
the eighties. Some people like I like the old New York.
All you gotta do. If you want the old New
New York right now, If you want that old New
York feeling right now, walk ninth Avenue, eighth Avenue between
the twenties and the thirties. That taxi driver Travis Bickle,
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Oh you like the punk rock scene, you like when
it was a nuthouse. It's happening right now in New
York City. Trust me, it's happening right now in New
York City. You don't got to look at old pictures,
vintage photographs. You don't got to watch taxi driver, because
it's happening. Walk up thirty first between eighth and ninth
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during the day. I don't even know what's going on
there at nighttime. Walk on that street during the day.
You will get that taxi driver, real life, old school
New York in real time. But It made me think
about zoron the Moron, Zor on the Zero, Zor on
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the Moron aka zoron the Zero, because he is zero
point zero accomplishments, and unless a miracle takes place, unless
people literally wake up out of their slumber, I've come
to terms with the fact that Zoron the Moron aka
Zorn the Zero is going to become mayor of New
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York City. I didn't think it could happen. I thought
people were wasting their time, wasting their money. But now
if you're betting on Zorn, you're betting on a winner.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
How this happened, I.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Don't know, But New York, New Yorkers, I am begging you.
I know it's the summertime. I know people are tanning.
I know people are in the Hamptons. You're down South,
you're in Florida. You might be in Bulgaria, Hungry, Slovenia, Greece, Israel, traveling,
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doing what you should be doing during the summer, which
is relaxing. But New Yorkers, come September. If you are
not engaged, you were not focused. September October. If you
do not vote, come November, Zoron the Zero zoron the
fucking moron is going to become Mayor of New York City.
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And I don't expect. I thought they would do it,
but I'm a wishful thinker. I don't expect grown ass
Curtis Sliwa, grown ass Mayor Eric Adams, grown ass Cuomo
to drop out. These are grown ass men. I'm fifty five,
and I'm a grown ass man. All three of those
guys are older than me. Neither one of them is
(21:34):
going to drop out. So unless something dramatic and drastic happens,
zoron the Zero is going to become Mayor of New York.
And I saw a thing online about zoron the Zero
and his zero point zero accomplishments, and I'm going to
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share a little bit of them with you. Zoron the
Zero he actually makes me think I should run for
mayor and knows people be like, Yo, my crap, you
fuck it, yo, you should run for mayor. You'd win,
you'd at least compete. I'm not ready to run for
mayor right now. I am not ready to run for
mayor right now. Although I'd be a great mayor, my
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press conferences would be fire. I'd have fire press conferences.
Maybe if Zoron the Zero becomes Mayor of New York,
maybe in a few years I'll run for Mayor of
New York because I've accomplished more than Zoron the Moron.
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In my life, I've accomplished more than Zoron the fucking Moron.
In twenty fifteen, Zoron the Moron graduated from Boden Boden
with a BA in Africana Studies. It's got a BA
in Africana Studies, a degree that is worth absolutely nothing, no,
(22:59):
just respect to anybody who's studying Africana studies. You're gonna
get me tied up on America's next top racist.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
And everybody's like, oh wait, would you say, what did
you say? Oh my god, what did you say? I said,
his degree is worth.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Zorn the Morrins degree in Africana Studies is worth uh,
no disrespect to Africana studies. In twenty fifteen, he attended
an organizing training at the Change Corpse and left after
six months while trying to unionize against the program. This
(23:37):
fucking guy, this fucking guy is a quitter. You quit
after six months. You tried to unionize against the program.
Twenty fifteen twenty and sixteen. This is when you know
he hit his fucking stride. He was the music supervisor
for one of his mother's films. His mother has a
director mirror there. She's a good director. She did a
(23:59):
f called Queen of Katwy Katwi. Listen, not everyone's a hit.
He's not always gonna make Mississippi Masala. No disrespect him.
He were in there, but he was the music supervisor
slash curator for the film that his mother made, This
is a Nepo Baby. Zoron the Moron aka Zorn the
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Zero aka Zoron the Nepo Baby. Then, when he realized
that he wasn't a great music supervisor and that he
only got the job as the music supervisor because his
mom was directing the film, he became a rapper zoron
the Fucking Moron. Unfortunately, zoron the Moron ak Zorn the
(24:44):
Zero as a rapper failed. His rapper name was mister Carterman,
and he released that chart topping single Nanny.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
You're not a rapper, You're a bullshit ARTI. You're a
three card.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Monty guy who somehow someway is going to become Mayor
of New York City.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
This fucking guy's gonna win.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
A failed music supervisor slash failed rapper, slash quitter okay.
Twenty eighteen, he was the campaign manager for Ross Barcans
New York Senate campaign, Lost Loser.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
He was the field organizer for Tiffany Campaigns Queen's campaign
twenty eighteen to twenty nineteen. Foreclosure Prevention and housing Counselor
and Queens helping people avoid eviction and unpaid bills. Speaking
of eviction, Zoran the moron, mister, you know, I'm a
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regular guy currently lives in a rent stabilized apartment for
twenty four one hundred dollars a month. Twenty five hundred
dollars a month. That could be should be four thousand
dollars a month. Zora On the moron is taking advantage
of the system although he's never done anything in his life.
(26:17):
He's a rich kids baby, a NEPO fucking baby. And
in twenty twenty one through right now, he became the
New York State Assembly member. And like I said, it
doesn't matter how he got here, it doesn't matter if
(26:41):
he deserves to be here. The only thing that matters
is that zoron the Moron aka Zor on the Zero
is here.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
He is here.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
And unless something dramatic happens, unless something big happens, unless
you we all New York City wake up. This bullshit thrower,
thrower of bullshit, zoron the Morn is a giggly smiling
(27:12):
I never seen somebody smile so much in my fucking
life that I never seen a politician would have pasted
on big fucking shit eating grin more than zoron the Zero.
Unless we wake up, it doesn't matter why he's here,
how he got here, whether or not he deserves to
(27:34):
be here. This guy is going to become mayor of
New York City. A guy throwing shit, bullshit, big bags
of bullshit, is going to become Mayor of New York
and it's astonishing to witness. New York is bred home
(27:58):
to some of the greatest shit talk ever. The President
of the United States New York one of the great
shit talkers ever. Every rapper, slick talking rapper. I mean,
all you got to do is go to twenty ninth
and ninth Avenue right now. We created shit talking. New
(28:21):
Yorkers love to talk shit, and we do it in
all shapes, sizes, ethnicities. New Yorkers are known for being
great shit talkers. This guy's not even a New Yorker.
He not even from New York.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
And I know if you live here, Bapa, Bapa, by
the Lord, this is not a New Yorker.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
He doesn't walk like a New Yorker, he doesn't talk
like a New Yorker, he doesn't sound like a New Yorker,
he doesn't think like a New Yorker.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
He's not one of us. But unless we.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Wake up, Zora on the zero is going to become
mayor of the greatest city on Earth.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
What more I can say about it, but we need
to be engaged. We need to pay attention, and we
need to vote, vote, vote, Enjoy your summer. But it's
almost over. It is almost over. Zora on the Morn
is just fucking close to becoming Mayor of New York. Finally,
(29:17):
as of the recording of this Iron Wrap Port Stereo podcasts,
I must say that it is going to be six
hundred and eighty three days, six hundred and eighty three
days since October seventh, and it is the first year
your site, one year since hersh Goldberg or Almagh, alex Eden,
(29:42):
and Carmel hostages, six hostages who.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Were captured, alive.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
And dragged into Gaza on October seventh, where they were
kept in the.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Very very real.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Tunnels of Gaza, the tunnels that are so intricate, so complicated,
that Israel and the world itself can't get into and
find and save these hostages. But it has been a
year since all six of them were kidnapped, dragged into Gaza, tortured,
(30:23):
no light, no showers, no toilets, were starved, and were
executed in cold blood. And we must not forget their memories.
May their memories be a blessing. I can't imagine what
(30:43):
their families, what their friends are going through.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I know that.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So many hearts have been broken, so many lives have
been shattered, so many hopes have been squelched, dreams have
been squelched. But we must must not forget them, and
may their memories be a blessing. It has been a year,
if you can believe that, since the six of them
(31:16):
were executed, and it is six hundred and eighty three
days and as of the recording of this podcast, there
are still fifty hostages. There are fifty hostages in Gazza
fifty people, two of whom are American. There are fifty people.
These are not hostages. These You're not posters, these not billboards.
(31:36):
This is not a stocks currency. There are fifty people
that remain in Gaza. At six hundred and eighty three
days and one year since the execution of Carmel, Eden Hirsch,
Ori Almagh and Alex. May their memories be a blessing.
I am rap Port Stereo Podcast.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I am done.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Miles Jordan Kay, the Bleach Mothers, A Kay, the Dust Brothers.
Take me at it with something real nice, Take me
at it with something real out, but most importantly end
this I am rap Port Stereo Podcast with something really
beautiful and really really.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Funky iron rapp ort stereo pockets. I'm done.
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