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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Larry Holmes, Smoking Joe Fraser, Ken Norton, Ernie Shavers, Alexis Arguayo,
Aaron Pryor, Ray Boom, Boom Mansini, Evander Holyfield, Mark Breeland,
Iran Barkley, Roberto Duran, Bernard Hopkins, and so forth and
(00:27):
so on. The Champion of the We know that you
put that swear, Jerry Cooney. These are real fighters, just
like you. Tank Davis. Please give us what we want,
once and for all, even though it's an exhibition. Go
and watch Rocky four, Go and watch Rocky three for
some inspiration. Please, we are begging you to give us
(00:50):
what we want and knock out Jake Paul in an
exhibition fight. Yeah, Boom have no fear. The Iron rap
Port Stereo podcasts here beginning. Boom have no fear. The
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to be museum quality I am rap Ports Stereo Podcast
coming live and direct on today's high flying historic I
Am Rapports Stereo Podcast. We are back with the award
winning sixth Fuck of the Week segment. Yes, we have
sick fucks of the week. There's always sick focks. Okay,
(01:34):
I know it's been a long time. But we are
back with the hind flying sick fucks of the week,
plus Malite Beasley. You know Malisee Beasley, right, remember him? Yeah,
they thought they were gonna have him on charges of
gambling blah blah blah blah blah. Apparently all charges have
been dropped. People have been hitting me up about the
cancelation alleged cancelation of Howard Stern and the Howard Stern Show.
(01:57):
I'm talking about that and so much more on a
high flying, fully disruptive Iron Rapport Stereo podcast coming up
right now. Miles join Ak the Bleach Brothers, Ak the
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Start this puppy over it some real loud, but most Moore,
you start this Iron Rapportsteriel podcast off with something real funk.
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Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wiggy, Let's go, baby, I'll do.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
It one more time. Have no fear of the Iron
Rapports Stereo podcast is here, Higgey, Have no fear. The
I Am Rapoport Stereo podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Is in the place to be.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggety Zone of Disruption. Name is Michael Rappaport aka The Inflame,
Doshkenazi aka the Salt of Sniff, aka The Gringo, Migoty
man Dingo aka the Raging Bullshit. I hope everybody's feeling
real good. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope everybody is
(03:10):
feeling super duper sane. I am Rapports. The Real podcast
is coming live and direct. We are heading into the
last few days of August. August of twenty twenty five.
It's going fast. I hope you guys are enjoying the summer.
I know I have the thrills, the highs, the lows,
the heat. It's been a little chili in the Tri
(03:34):
State area for the last few days, dealing with some
I don't know what it is. It's weird, I said.
The other day. It was sixty six degrees in New
York City, sixty six degrees at one point during the
middle of the summer. But hope you're having a great summer.
Hope you're enjoying yourself. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope
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everybody's feeling super duper sane. Hope everybody is prepping, preparing,
getting your mind, body, and soul ready for your fantasy
football drafts. I'm sure everybody's getting ready to draft this
week or next week, or even the day before the
season starts, which I believe is the fourth. I believe
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the NFL season starts on Thursday the fourth. Yeah, Thursday
the fourth, which is crazy Thursday night football. Of course,
we start with the kickoff, the big the big body kickoff.
I'm trying to figure out what to do. We got
the second pick in our money league. It's gonna be bijon.
There's no way that Chase is gonna drop to the
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second pick. We had a great podcast last week. If
you didn't listen to the podcast with Dave Klugi that
will get your mind, body, and soul ready for fantasy football,
all fantasy football. I dropped it last week. It's up
Dave Klugi, who is a top notch fantasy football guru,
and he shared tidbits, he shared information, shared all sorts
(05:01):
of jewels and gems to get me, to get you,
to get us, to get the world ready for fantasy football.
And as we head into the last few weeks, the
last few weeks of summer, I told you guys, I'm performing.
I'm all over the place come September. In September September
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twenty fifth, twenty sixth, twenty seventh, I am performing in
Jersey at the Stress Factory, one of my favorite places
to perform. I am performing October, second, third, and fourth
in Providence, Providence, Rhode Island. I'm performing in Denver. Back
in Denver, perform there, I think once before, I know
it before, once before was twice before performing there October ninth, tenth,
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and eleventh. Then I'm in Long Island, Levittown, Governors in
Long Island November seventh and eighth, Arlington, Virginia, Arlington, VA,
the thirteenth and fourteenth of November, and a few other dates.
All tickets all information is available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com.
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Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Am I coming to your city
in twenty twenty five Kicking it Live. Let me know.
Tickets and information is available Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com. Great news,
Great news from the sport of boxing Jake Paul, who
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he wants everybody to consider him a real fighter. He
has threatened lawsuits against anybody who makes mention that his
fights may or may not be quote unquote staged. He
said he's lawyered up. He said he's offended, and he
will take legal action against anybody that says his fights
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are staged and or fixed. I never said that. I
don't want no problems with Jake Paul. I don't want
problems with Logan Paul. I want problems with the Paul brothers.
I don't want pol problems with Chris Paul. I don't
want all problems with anybody that knows Paul Newman, Paul Rod.
I don't want no problems with any Pouls. But Jake
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the Snake. Paul gotta call him Jake the Snake, Jake
the Snake, Paul who so bad wants to be looked
at as a real boxer, a professional boxer. You're never
going to be looked at as a real, respectable professional
boxer until you fight in real respectable boxing matches. But
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but you might have finally set yourself up for the
big one. He is fighting on Netflix. I believe it
is November fifteenth. Gervante Tank Davis. Jervonte Tank Davis, whose
last fight I believe he fought at one hundred and
forty pounds, Little Tank Davis Gavonte the Tank Davis, whose
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last fight he fought at one hundred and forty pounds.
I believe my wife weighs one hundred and thirty pounds.
I know that you shouldn't tell your wife's weight, but
I believe my wife weighs one hundred, let's say, one
hundred and twenty eight pounds. So my wife is twelve
pounds lighter than Tank Davis, who is going to be
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fighting Jake Paul in an exhibition match. An exhibition match.
Jake Paul's last fight he fought at two hundred pounds,
So I'm no mathematician, Okay, still not sure if I
graduated high school or not. But one hundred and forty
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pounds and two hundred pounds, I'm just gonna run the numbers.
I'm gonna crunch the numbers. I believe that's a sixty
pound difference. Now, I'm sure Dravante Tank Davis will most
likely come in at the weight that he wants. I'm
sure that Jervonte Tate Davis could never get up to
two hundred pounds. Jake Paul again, whose last fight was
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at two hundred pounds and a tank, fought and won
the title he's a champion. Listen, Jake Paul, why don't
you fight real fighters that are your age and your
skill level. You say you're a real fighter, fight real
fighters that are real fighters, your weight, your skill level.
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This is gonna make millions and millions and millions and
millions and millions of dollars, and we must admit. Listen,
Jake Paul, his brother, Logan Pole, they're great athletes. Fucking guy,
Logan pol You see him do WWE. He's flipping, he's
jumping off cages, he's jumping off the top rope, spinning, kicking,
landing on people. I can't do that. I couldn't do
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that on my best day. They're great athletes, Jake Paul.
Guys say he's a great athlete, but at what level?
I mean? I go to the YMC, I see a
guy's fucking duncan I run around Central Park? Walk around
Central Park. I see guys that are sprinting like this
is a great athlete. But then you watch the Olympics.
(10:09):
There's levels to this. So Jake Paul, you can tank
Davis all you want. You can exhibition match on Netflix
all you want. You can call yourself a boxer all
you want, you can threaten us, the fans of boxing,
(10:31):
with lawsuits if we ask questions. We're allowed to ask questions.
What's going on with these fights? You want to be
considered a real fighter, Jake Paul, you have to fight
real fighters. He's fighting a guy who's sixty pounds. Again,
I am no mathematician. Tank Davis is one hundred and
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forty pounds. Like I said, my wife, give or take,
weighs one hundred and twenty eight, maybe one hundred and
thirty pounds. You're fighting a guy that weighs almost the
same amount as my wife. Tank Davis won a title
at one thirty five. I'm sure after Thanksgiving my wife
weighs one hundred and thirty five pounds. No disrespect, babe,
(11:13):
I said after Thanksgiving. In general, I know you can't
you understand the analogy, but I hope that in this
exhibition fight with Jake Paul, who he's like Johnny Knoxville.
He's like unlikable Johnny Knoxville, like Johnny Knoxville, jackass.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
We love those guys, but we want to see them
get hitting the balls. We want to see them, you know,
get flipped around. We root for them we don't root
for Jake Paul. We are rooting for Tank Davis to somehow,
some way knock him. That would be awesome unless there's
some sort of agreement. I don't know if there is,
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Unless there's some sort of a deal in place, Like
you know, it's an exhibition match. The Great Rocky Balboa
fought Thunderlips, Rocky three Thunderlips, of course, played by the
late Great Hulk Hulgen. They had an exhibition match. You
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saw how that ended. Hulk Hulgen, Sorry, Thunderlips took things
too far. He took things too far. He was body
slamming Rocky Boboa. He threw him out of the ring,
he elbowed him, he atomic need him, and then finally
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Rocky Bowboa got you know, his bearings back and then
he lifted magnificently Thunderlips and he tossed him out of
the ring. That was an exhibition match. You could watch it,
Rocky three Thunderlips versus Rocky bow Boa. And of course
it was supposed to be another exhibition match. When the
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late Great Apollo Creed fought Drago, that was supposed to
be an exhibition match. Throw in the damn towel. That's
what Duke said, throw in the damn towel. Rocky four,
of course, and we all know how that and he
killed He killed Apollo Creed. Drogo killed Apollo Creed in
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an exhibition match. So we can do this exhibition match
one of two ways. Tank Davis can't fight Jake Paul
in a sanctioned actual boxing match because he's sixty pounds
lighter than Jake Paul. Some people like, Mike crap, why
don't you fight Jake Paul. I'm fifty five years old.
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I am absolutely in the age range of people that
Jake Paul would love to fight. He would love to
fight me fifty five years old. But now you're fighting
the Tank in an exhibition match. And like I said before, underlips,
Rocky Balboa, Pollo Creed, Drago, Tank, what are you gonna do?
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Are you gonna give us what we want? Are you
gonna rope a dope style this fucking guy and knock
him out? I know you can do it. I know
you can do it. Your top, top, top tier boxer.
You're gonna be getting paid up the wazoo. Jake Paul
cannot hurt you. He cannot touch you, Tank Davis. I'm begging,
(14:30):
I am pleading with you to go full Rocky Balboa,
to go full Club or Lang to go full Apollo Creed.
It's an exhibition match, but you have to give the
people what they want. Got to give the people. What
do you say? Give the people what they want? Please
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give the people what we want. We want to see you,
little Tank Davis, not the shit out of Jake in
front of Logan, But you know Logan's gonna be there,
pumped up. He's pumped up. Congratulations. I saw that Logan
Pole just got married, but he's pumped up, looking good,
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backflipping off the top rope. WWE champion, He's a real
WWE champion. How does it feel, Jake Pole that your
brother is an actual WWE champion and we look at
you as a boxing chump. I know that hurts as
hard as he trains. He hits that bag. You see
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him hitting that bag. He posts those videos. I'm hitting
the bag. Look at me. I learned my jab. I'm
improving every fight. Oh this is an LA fitness motherfucker.
You want to be looked at, you want to be treated,
You want to be respected like a real fighter have actual,
(15:54):
real fights. I don't think it's ever gonna happen, but
like I said, hopes and dreams sometimes come true. Do
you believe in miracles? Taint Davis, make this you'r al
Michaels USA Olympic. Do you believe in miracle? Moment? Knock
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this fucking guy out in an exhibition match, just like
Thunderlips got tossed out of the ring in Rocky three,
and may his memory be a blessing. Apollo Creed unfortunately
got killed in an exhibition match in Rocky for It's
an exhibition match, But go full Drago, go full Rocky Balboa,
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go full Thunderlips, and end this charade for all of
us who loves sports and who love you and the
hard work, the sweat, the dedication that you have put
your entire life, the hard work and dedication that you
have put in your entire life, Tank Davis, I am
begging you. We the fans of boxing who grew up
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watching Muhammad Ali, Larry Holmes, Smoking, Joe Fraser, Ken Norton,
Ernie Shavers, Alexis Arguayo, Aaron Pryor, Ray Boom Boom Mansini,
A Vander Holyfield, Mark Breeland, Iran Barkley, Roberto Duran, Bernard Hopkins,
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and so forth and so on. The champion of the chair,
we know that you put that swe Jerry Cooney. These
are real fighters, just like you, Tank Davis. Please give
us what we want once and for all. Even though
it's an exhibition, Go and watch Rocky four, Go and
watch Rocky three for some inspiration. Please, we are begging
(17:57):
you to give us what we want and knock out
Jake Paul in an exhibition fights. Yo. I don't work
(18:21):
for the Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I love the Howard Stern Show. I love Howard Stern.
I love him as the king of all media. Without
Howard Stern, there's none of this shit, this podcasting. I
don't need to go over Howard Stern's resume. I could
also tell you that as much as I would love
and respect Howard Stern and I've gotten joy before he
(18:48):
was on serious. When he's on Serious, I don't agree
with all the things that Howard Stern speaks about politically,
I don't agree with all the things that he's done
on the show. Sometimes I felt uncomfortable. Sometimes I thought
it was cringey whatever. But more times than that I
have been entertained. Okay, but I don't have to agree
(19:12):
with Howard Stern. I don't have to agree with my mom.
I don't have to agree with my dad. I don't
agree with everything my brother says politically. I don't agree
with everything my sister says politically. I don't agree with
a lot of things that good friends of mine say politically.
We don't have to agree on everything as long as
we are respectful and we're in the playing field of
agreeing on the basics of the basics. So if I
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don't agree with everything that my mom says politically, my
dad says politically, my brother, my sister, even my wife
says politically, why would I need to agree with Howard
Stern and everything that he says politically. But this whole idea,
this crazy fake news narrative that Howard Stern and the
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Howard Stern Show is somehow canceled, And people asked me
on social media because of course, I'm in the Stern
Show Fantasy football league, which I plan on winning this
year once and for all, and believe me, it is
shameful that I have not won the Howard Stern fantasy
football league. I haven't won, not one time yet. It's embarrassing.
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Why do you think I'm wearing sunglasses and a hat
right now because I'm shamed. I have shame because I've
never won the Fantasy football league of The Stern Show.
But I can tell you something. I don't agree, nor
do I need to agree with everything people in my
family think say Politically, I'm certainly not gonna agree with
somebody who basically is a stranger, Howard Stern. I know him,
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of course, professionally, but I don't know him, and I
don't need to know him, and I don't need to
agree with him. But this fake, fucking narrative that somehow,
some way, the Howard Stern Show has just disappeared and
been canceled is insane to me. It's crazy to me
that this could be put out there. I was talking
with a friend of mine who's in show business. He
(21:05):
was like, isn't that crazy they canceled the Howard sternshaw.
I was like, what are you talking about? They didn't
cancel the Howard Stern So he's coming back on September
and somebody as big as Howard Stern, I guarantee you
and I don't know anything, but I guarantee you when
he goes out, he's gonna go out the way he wants.
(21:26):
He's not gonna just get pulled off the air like
fucking Stephen Colbert or something like that. He's seventy one
years old. He might be at the end. But my
friend was like, he's done, He's not coming back. I
was like, what are you talking about? He was like,
didn't you read this? Didn't you read that? I was like,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
This is fake news? And it's wild to me that
like a fake, literal, fake piece of information can be
perpetuated so much that even somebody who's in the know
my friend is in show buses, could believe him by
and think because he's seen it so much on Instagram
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and on Twitter. And he didn't fact check it. And
I don't fact check it the Iron Wrap Port Stereo podcast,
but he didn't fact check it that now he's like, yo, yeah,
Howard Stern's canceled. He's not canceled. I'm sure when he
gets canceled or when he's done, he will be the
one and the people that pay him in serious exem
they will let him do it on his own terms
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at very very, very very least. But I've gotten hit
up and asked about this so much, and you know,
why do you still fuck with him? Blah blah blah
blah blah. Like I said, I don't need to agree
with every single thing that every single person that I
deal with her that I'm a fan of, says or thinks.
Nor should you. Nor should you. If your favorite movie
(22:49):
star you're not aligned with every single thing they think,
you could still enjoy them. You still enjoy your sister, right,
you still enjoy your brother, Right, you still enjoy people
in your life. We should not all agree on everything.
We don't need to agree on everything. People want diversity.
People love to talk about diversity. They want diversity of this,
diversity of that, except for diversity of opinions. What the
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fuck is going on in the world. As of the
recording of this Iron Rapport stereo podcasts. I said this
because there were a lot of jokes and if I
were him, I'd be pissed off. But apparently, allegedly Malik
Beasley Malik Beezy NBA player who last was seen playing
(23:35):
for the Detroit Pistons Detroit Basketball and I believe he
was the last person to have the rock in his
hands when the Knicks eliminated them.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He got passed the ball. He was setting his feet
for a wide open three, and he fumbled the ball,
fumbled the bag. And then there were these allegations against
Malik Beasley and there were charges was it was looked
that he was being brought up on charges of throwing games,
(24:07):
gambling on games, which obviously is insane. If you're an
NBA player and you're gambling on games, and you're gambling
on games that you're playing in, this is you know,
could be the end of the fucking NBA and it's
wild crazy. But gambling is a sickness. You know, it
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ruins lives. It can take you down to the ground.
But as of the recording this Iron Rap por Stereo podcast,
Malik Beasley, who is now a free agent, there are
no more charges against Malik Beasley. The charges have been
dropped and they no more trying to find him, and
(24:52):
he's back in the free agent portal. And I say
good for him and good for the NBA because that
would suck. They already got what's his name, Michael Porter
Junior's brother. Uh, he got caught up in a gambling thing,
and you can't have that. You cannot have NBA players
betting on NBA games that they are playing in. A
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lot of people have reached out to me about the
Sick Fox of the Week. They have said, Mike Grot,
where are the sick fucks of the week? Where are
the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast Sick Fucks of the Week? Well,
without further ado boom. This is an award that is earned,
(25:50):
not given, earned, not given. It's called the Sick the
Fox of the You're sick, really fucking sick man, she's
fucking whack. Make him You smell like a sick fuck.
You look like a sick They're supposed to be on
a plane.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You six?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Fuck you you doing? Hey man?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Leave that chicken.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Alone, Leave the chicken alone. But what are you doing
to the chicken that doesn't belong in a chicken? You
hear the song I am rap Port Stereo podcast Sick
Fucks of the Week, Sick Fucks of the Week. This
is an award winning segment, an iconic award winning segment,
(26:30):
The I Am rap Wort Stereo podcast Sick Fucks of
the Week. It's been a long time. They're always lurking,
They're always looming. Uh, but they're always always always are
sick fucks running around, hopefully not in your neighborhood. I
am rap Port Stereo podcast The sick Fuck of the Week.
(26:50):
Brian Cooberger, you know the name, those terrible, terrible killings
in Idaho. He was convicted. Terrible, terrible those college students
stabbed in a most violent way. I mean just very
very very very very bad. And obviously Brian Coburger who
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was convicted, he never getting out of jail. This guy's
a nut job. I watched one of those documentaries about him.
Talk about a sick fuck of the week, This guy
who committed those crimes in Idaho. This is a sick
fuck of the week. He was a sick fuck of
the week on his own. But now you sick animal. You.
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Brian Coberger, who is now in Big Boy prison, is
claiming that inmates in his prison are taunting him with
sexual threats. What did you think was going to happen
to you in prison? You killed four innocent college students.
Now you're in prison. Did you never see American me?
(27:56):
This is what happens to people that commit crimes in prison,
they go for that wonderbread bag and olive oil treatment.
Of course you're gonna get sexual threats. Not only are
gonna get sex, You're gonna get sexual when they get
their hands on you. We saw American me. We know
how this story ends. You wind up face down, ass up,
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face down, ass up. That's how it ends for somebody
that commits heinous crimes in prison. And he's reporting the prison,
he's reporting the jail that he's in. He's saying in
a handwritten note that he needs to be taken out
of the maximum security institution, the J block. That don't
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sound fun. J block does not sound like a fun place.
But he was just put in there July twenty ninth,
and he said, he said, I have continued to be
threatened with, you know, engaging sexual All sorts of threats
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are being what did you think was going to happen?
People are saying this, people are saying that, and I
want to be removed. You're not going to be removed.
And even if you wherever you go, people are going
to give you sexual threats. You're a murderer. You killed
innocent people. That's what happens to murderers who kill innocent people.
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You go to jail and you get sexual threats, you
can't file a sexual harassment claim against the prison. It
don't work like that. Nobody cares what People want that
to happen to you. People want that to happen to
you after what you did. You sick mock you. Moving on.
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I did say, I did say a couple of weeks
ago that crack was back and that nobods he loves
talking about crack as much as Hunter Biden loves talking
about crack. Well, a California woman was caught smuggling one
million dollars worth of crack cocaine hidden in a parmesan
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cheese wheel. A twenty three year old California woman is
arrested after trying to smuggle one million dollars worth of
crack cocaine in a wheel of parmesan cheese into Heathrow Airport.
Is She said that she had a seventeen pound of
Peruvian parmesan cheese. Yeah, yeah, well, she ain't never coming
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out of jail, but crack is back. They're trying to
bring that crack, that pure white booger sugar, that New
Jack City, that jungle fever. That Tony Montana sjo lo
to my little friend that crack cocaine, those ten crack
commandments that Biggie Small's talked about so eloquently. But this
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woman was arrested in London with the big barrel, the
big boy barrel of cheese with a one million dollars
stuffed in there. Listen, I don't fuck with crack, okay,
but it's coming back. Crack is back, and finally we
(31:32):
got another sick funck, a Louisiana pedophile. See, this is
what we want. See this guy he knows, he knows,
he knows what he done did. There's a Louisiana pedophile
who he gets it. I touched kids. There's ramifications. He
(31:54):
has a greed. Okay, he has agreed to be castrated
by the state and serve prison time they gave it.
This is how this would cut all the nonsense out.
You start cutting dicks off, cutting hands off. I guarantee
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you crime will stuff. They ain't a gonna be touching kids,
anybody gonna be raping women. Ain't nobody gonna be violating women.
No one's gonna be putting hands on young people. You
start cutting dicks off this guy touched kids. He's in jail.
He had the choice, he opted in to get He
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probably like you cut this shit off. This fucking shit
has got me in so much from cut my loaf
and balls off. But I am telling you they start
doing this more, you start cutting dicks off bad people,
people will think twice before they sexually assault, sexually violate people.
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Iran Barkley, Roberto Duran, Bernard Hopkins, and so forth and
(00:27):
so on. The Champion of the We know that you
put that swear, Jerry Cooney. These are real fighters, just
like you. Tank Davis. Please give us what we want,
once and for all, even though it's an exhibition. Go
and watch Rocky four, Go and watch Rocky three for
some inspiration. Please, we are begging you to give us
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what we want and knock out Jake Paul in an
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they thought they were gonna have him on charges of
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been dropped. People have been hitting me up about the
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Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggety Zone of Disruption. Name is Michael Rappaport aka The Inflame,
Doshkenazi aka the Salt of Sniff, aka The Gringo, Migoty
man Dingo aka the Raging Bullshit. I hope everybody's feeling
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feeling super duper sane. I am Rapports. The Real podcast
is coming live and direct. We are heading into the
last few days of August. August of twenty twenty five.
It's going fast. I hope you guys are enjoying the summer.
I know I have the thrills, the highs, the lows,
the heat. It's been a little chili in the Tri
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State area for the last few days, dealing with some
I don't know what it is. It's weird, I said.
The other day. It was sixty six degrees in New
York City, sixty six degrees at one point during the
middle of the summer. But hope you're having a great summer.
Hope you're enjoying yourself. Hope everybody's feeling real safe. Hope
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everybody's feeling super duper sane. Hope everybody is prepping, preparing,
getting your mind, body, and soul ready for your fantasy
football drafts. I'm sure everybody's getting ready to draft this
week or next week, or even the day before the
season starts, which I believe is the fourth. I believe
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the NFL season starts on Thursday the fourth. Yeah, Thursday
the fourth, which is crazy Thursday night football. Of course,
we start with the kickoff, the big the big body kickoff.
I'm trying to figure out what to do. We got
the second pick in our money league. It's gonna be bijon.
There's no way that Chase is gonna drop to the
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second pick. We had a great podcast last week. If
you didn't listen to the podcast with Dave Klugi that
will get your mind, body, and soul ready for fantasy football,
all fantasy football. I dropped it last week. It's up
Dave Klugi, who is a top notch fantasy football guru,
and he shared tidbits, he shared information, shared all sorts
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of jewels and gems to get me, to get you,
to get us, to get the world ready for fantasy football.
And as we head into the last few weeks, the
last few weeks of summer, I told you guys, I'm performing.
I'm all over the place come September. In September September
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twenty fifth, twenty sixth, twenty seventh, I am performing in
Jersey at the Stress Factory, one of my favorite places
to perform. I am performing October, second, third, and fourth
in Providence, Providence, Rhode Island. I'm performing in Denver. Back
in Denver, perform there, I think once before, I know
it before, once before was twice before performing there October ninth, tenth,
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and eleventh. Then I'm in Long Island, Levittown, Governors in
Long Island November seventh and eighth, Arlington, Virginia, Arlington, VA,
the thirteenth and fourteenth of November, and a few other dates.
All tickets all information is available at Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com.
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Michael Rappaportcomedy dot com. Am I coming to your city
in twenty twenty five Kicking it Live. Let me know.
Tickets and information is available Michael Rapaportcomedy dot com. Great news,
Great news from the sport of boxing Jake Paul, who
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he wants everybody to consider him a real fighter. He
has threatened lawsuits against anybody who makes mention that his
fights may or may not be quote unquote staged. He
said he's lawyered up. He said he's offended, and he
will take legal action against anybody that says his fights
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are staged and or fixed. I never said that. I
don't want no problems with Jake Paul. I don't want
problems with Logan Paul. I want problems with the Paul brothers.
I don't want pol problems with Chris Paul. I don't
want all problems with anybody that knows Paul Newman, Paul Rod.
I don't want no problems with any Pouls. But Jake
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the Snake. Paul gotta call him Jake the Snake, Jake
the Snake, Paul who so bad wants to be looked
at as a real boxer, a professional boxer. You're never
going to be looked at as a real, respectable professional
boxer until you fight in real respectable boxing matches. But
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but you might have finally set yourself up for the
big one. He is fighting on Netflix. I believe it
is November fifteenth. Gervante Tank Davis. Jervonte Tank Davis, whose
last fight I believe he fought at one hundred and
forty pounds, Little Tank Davis Gavonte the Tank Davis, whose
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last fight he fought at one hundred and forty pounds.
I believe my wife weighs one hundred and thirty pounds.
I know that you shouldn't tell your wife's weight, but
I believe my wife weighs one hundred, let's say, one
hundred and twenty eight pounds. So my wife is twelve
pounds lighter than Tank Davis, who is going to be
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fighting Jake Paul in an exhibition match. An exhibition match.
Jake Paul's last fight he fought at two hundred pounds,
So I'm no mathematician, Okay, still not sure if I
graduated high school or not. But one hundred and forty
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pounds and two hundred pounds, I'm just gonna run the numbers.
I'm gonna crunch the numbers. I believe that's a sixty
pound difference. Now, I'm sure Dravante Tank Davis will most
likely come in at the weight that he wants. I'm
sure that Jervonte Tate Davis could never get up to
two hundred pounds. Jake Paul again, whose last fight was
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at two hundred pounds and a tank, fought and won
the title he's a champion. Listen, Jake Paul, why don't
you fight real fighters that are your age and your
skill level. You say you're a real fighter, fight real
fighters that are real fighters, your weight, your skill level.
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This is gonna make millions and millions and millions and
millions and millions of dollars, and we must admit. Listen,
Jake Paul, his brother, Logan Pole, they're great athletes. Fucking guy,
Logan pol You see him do WWE. He's flipping, he's
jumping off cages, he's jumping off the top rope, spinning, kicking,
landing on people. I can't do that. I couldn't do
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that on my best day. They're great athletes, Jake Paul.
Guys say he's a great athlete, but at what level?
I mean? I go to the YMC, I see a
guy's fucking duncan I run around Central Park? Walk around
Central Park. I see guys that are sprinting like this
is a great athlete. But then you watch the Olympics.
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There's levels to this. So Jake Paul, you can tank
Davis all you want. You can exhibition match on Netflix
all you want. You can call yourself a boxer all
you want, you can threaten us, the fans of boxing,
(10:31):
with lawsuits if we ask questions. We're allowed to ask questions.
What's going on with these fights? You want to be
considered a real fighter, Jake Paul, you have to fight
real fighters. He's fighting a guy who's sixty pounds. Again,
I am no mathematician. Tank Davis is one hundred and
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forty pounds. Like I said, my wife, give or take,
weighs one hundred and twenty eight, maybe one hundred and
thirty pounds. You're fighting a guy that weighs almost the
same amount as my wife. Tank Davis won a title
at one thirty five. I'm sure after Thanksgiving my wife
weighs one hundred and thirty five pounds. No disrespect, babe,
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I said after Thanksgiving. In general, I know you can't
you understand the analogy, but I hope that in this
exhibition fight with Jake Paul, who he's like Johnny Knoxville.
He's like unlikable Johnny Knoxville, like Johnny Knoxville, jackass.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Like.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
We love those guys, but we want to see them
get hitting the balls. We want to see them, you know,
get flipped around. We root for them we don't root
for Jake Paul. We are rooting for Tank Davis to somehow,
some way knock him. That would be awesome unless there's
some sort of agreement. I don't know if there is,
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Unless there's some sort of a deal in place, Like
you know, it's an exhibition match. The Great Rocky Balboa
fought Thunderlips, Rocky three Thunderlips, of course, played by the
late Great Hulk Hulgen. They had an exhibition match. You
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saw how that ended. Hulk Hulgen, Sorry, Thunderlips took things
too far. He took things too far. He was body
slamming Rocky Boboa. He threw him out of the ring,
he elbowed him, he atomic need him, and then finally
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Rocky Bowboa got you know, his bearings back and then
he lifted magnificently Thunderlips and he tossed him out of
the ring. That was an exhibition match. You could watch it,
Rocky three Thunderlips versus Rocky bow Boa. And of course
it was supposed to be another exhibition match. When the
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late Great Apollo Creed fought Drago, that was supposed to
be an exhibition match. Throw in the damn towel. That's
what Duke said, throw in the damn towel. Rocky four,
of course, and we all know how that and he
killed He killed Apollo Creed. Drogo killed Apollo Creed in
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an exhibition match. So we can do this exhibition match
one of two ways. Tank Davis can't fight Jake Paul
in a sanctioned actual boxing match because he's sixty pounds
lighter than Jake Paul. Some people like, Mike crap, why
don't you fight Jake Paul. I'm fifty five years old.
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I am absolutely in the age range of people that
Jake Paul would love to fight. He would love to
fight me fifty five years old. But now you're fighting
the Tank in an exhibition match. And like I said before, underlips,
Rocky Balboa, Pollo Creed, Drago, Tank, what are you gonna do?
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Are you gonna give us what we want? Are you
gonna rope a dope style this fucking guy and knock
him out? I know you can do it. I know
you can do it. Your top, top, top tier boxer.
You're gonna be getting paid up the wazoo. Jake Paul
cannot hurt you. He cannot touch you, Tank Davis. I'm begging,
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I am pleading with you to go full Rocky Balboa,
to go full Club or Lang to go full Apollo Creed.
It's an exhibition match, but you have to give the
people what they want. Got to give the people. What
do you say? Give the people what they want? Please
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give the people what we want. We want to see you,
little Tank Davis, not the shit out of Jake in
front of Logan, But you know Logan's gonna be there,
pumped up. He's pumped up. Congratulations. I saw that Logan
Pole just got married, but he's pumped up, looking good,
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backflipping off the top rope. WWE champion, He's a real
WWE champion. How does it feel, Jake Pole that your
brother is an actual WWE champion and we look at
you as a boxing chump. I know that hurts as
hard as he trains. He hits that bag. You see
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him hitting that bag. He posts those videos. I'm hitting
the bag. Look at me. I learned my jab. I'm
improving every fight. Oh this is an LA fitness motherfucker.
You want to be looked at, you want to be treated,
You want to be respected like a real fighter have actual,
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real fights. I don't think it's ever gonna happen, but
like I said, hopes and dreams sometimes come true. Do
you believe in miracles? Taint Davis, make this you'r al
Michaels USA Olympic. Do you believe in miracle? Moment? Knock
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this fucking guy out in an exhibition match, just like
Thunderlips got tossed out of the ring in Rocky three,
and may his memory be a blessing. Apollo Creed unfortunately
got killed in an exhibition match in Rocky for It's
an exhibition match, But go full Drago, go full Rocky Balboa,
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go full Thunderlips, and end this charade for all of
us who loves sports and who love you and the
hard work, the sweat, the dedication that you have put
your entire life, the hard work and dedication that you
have put in your entire life, Tank Davis, I am
begging you. We the fans of boxing who grew up
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watching Muhammad Ali, Larry Holmes, Smoking, Joe Fraser, Ken Norton,
Ernie Shavers, Alexis Arguayo, Aaron Pryor, Ray Boom Boom Mansini,
A Vander Holyfield, Mark Breeland, Iran Barkley, Roberto Duran, Bernard Hopkins,
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and so forth and so on. The champion of the chair,
we know that you put that swe Jerry Cooney. These
are real fighters, just like you, Tank Davis. Please give
us what we want once and for all. Even though
it's an exhibition, Go and watch Rocky four, Go and
watch Rocky three for some inspiration. Please, we are begging
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you to give us what we want and knock out
Jake Paul in an exhibition fights. Yo. I don't work
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for the Howard Stern Show.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Obviously.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I love the Howard Stern Show. I love Howard Stern.
I love him as the king of all media. Without
Howard Stern, there's none of this shit, this podcasting. I
don't need to go over Howard Stern's resume. I could
also tell you that as much as I would love
and respect Howard Stern and I've gotten joy before he
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was on serious. When he's on Serious, I don't agree
with all the things that Howard Stern speaks about politically,
I don't agree with all the things that he's done
on the show. Sometimes I felt uncomfortable. Sometimes I thought
it was cringey whatever. But more times than that I
have been entertained. Okay, but I don't have to agree
(19:12):
with Howard Stern. I don't have to agree with my mom.
I don't have to agree with my dad. I don't
agree with everything my brother says politically. I don't agree
with everything my sister says politically. I don't agree with
a lot of things that good friends of mine say politically.
We don't have to agree on everything as long as
we are respectful and we're in the playing field of
agreeing on the basics of the basics. So if I
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don't agree with everything that my mom says politically, my
dad says politically, my brother, my sister, even my wife
says politically, why would I need to agree with Howard
Stern and everything that he says politically. But this whole idea,
this crazy fake news narrative that Howard Stern and the
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Howard Stern Show is somehow canceled, And people asked me
on social media because of course, I'm in the Stern
Show Fantasy football league, which I plan on winning this
year once and for all, and believe me, it is
shameful that I have not won the Howard Stern fantasy
football league. I haven't won, not one time yet. It's embarrassing.
(20:23):
Why do you think I'm wearing sunglasses and a hat
right now because I'm shamed. I have shame because I've
never won the Fantasy football league of The Stern Show.
But I can tell you something. I don't agree, nor
do I need to agree with everything people in my
family think say Politically, I'm certainly not gonna agree with
somebody who basically is a stranger, Howard Stern. I know him,
(20:45):
of course, professionally, but I don't know him, and I
don't need to know him, and I don't need to
agree with him. But this fake, fucking narrative that somehow,
some way, the Howard Stern Show has just disappeared and
been canceled is insane to me. It's crazy to me
that this could be put out there. I was talking
with a friend of mine who's in show business. He
(21:05):
was like, isn't that crazy they canceled the Howard sternshaw.
I was like, what are you talking about? They didn't
cancel the Howard Stern So he's coming back on September
and somebody as big as Howard Stern, I guarantee you
and I don't know anything, but I guarantee you when
he goes out, he's gonna go out the way he wants.
(21:26):
He's not gonna just get pulled off the air like
fucking Stephen Colbert or something like that. He's seventy one
years old. He might be at the end. But my
friend was like, he's done, He's not coming back. I
was like, what are you talking about? He was like,
didn't you read this? Didn't you read that? I was like,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Man?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
This is fake news? And it's wild to me that
like a fake, literal, fake piece of information can be
perpetuated so much that even somebody who's in the know
my friend is in show buses, could believe him by
and think because he's seen it so much on Instagram
(22:06):
and on Twitter. And he didn't fact check it. And
I don't fact check it the Iron Wrap Port Stereo podcast,
but he didn't fact check it that now he's like, yo, yeah,
Howard Stern's canceled. He's not canceled. I'm sure when he
gets canceled or when he's done, he will be the
one and the people that pay him in serious exem
they will let him do it on his own terms
(22:27):
at very very, very very least. But I've gotten hit
up and asked about this so much, and you know,
why do you still fuck with him? Blah blah blah
blah blah. Like I said, I don't need to agree
with every single thing that every single person that I
deal with her that I'm a fan of, says or thinks.
Nor should you. Nor should you. If your favorite movie
(22:49):
star you're not aligned with every single thing they think,
you could still enjoy them. You still enjoy your sister, right,
you still enjoy your brother, Right, you still enjoy people
in your life. We should not all agree on everything.
We don't need to agree on everything. People want diversity.
People love to talk about diversity. They want diversity of this,
diversity of that, except for diversity of opinions. What the
(23:13):
fuck is going on in the world. As of the
recording of this Iron Rapport stereo podcasts. I said this
because there were a lot of jokes and if I
were him, I'd be pissed off. But apparently, allegedly Malik
Beasley Malik Beezy NBA player who last was seen playing
(23:35):
for the Detroit Pistons Detroit Basketball and I believe he
was the last person to have the rock in his
hands when the Knicks eliminated them.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
Yeah, he was.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He got passed the ball. He was setting his feet
for a wide open three, and he fumbled the ball,
fumbled the bag. And then there were these allegations against
Malik Beasley and there were charges was it was looked
that he was being brought up on charges of throwing games,
(24:07):
gambling on games, which obviously is insane. If you're an
NBA player and you're gambling on games, and you're gambling
on games that you're playing in, this is you know,
could be the end of the fucking NBA and it's
wild crazy. But gambling is a sickness. You know, it
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ruins lives. It can take you down to the ground.
But as of the recording this Iron Rap por Stereo podcast,
Malik Beasley, who is now a free agent, there are
no more charges against Malik Beasley. The charges have been
dropped and they no more trying to find him, and
(24:52):
he's back in the free agent portal. And I say
good for him and good for the NBA because that
would suck. They already got what's his name, Michael Porter
Junior's brother. Uh, he got caught up in a gambling thing,
and you can't have that. You cannot have NBA players
betting on NBA games that they are playing in. A
(25:30):
lot of people have reached out to me about the
Sick Fox of the Week. They have said, Mike Grot,
where are the sick fucks of the week? Where are
the I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast Sick Fucks of the Week? Well,
without further ado boom. This is an award that is earned,
(25:50):
not given, earned, not given. It's called the Sick the
Fox of the You're sick, really fucking sick man, she's
fucking whack. Make him You smell like a sick fuck.
You look like a sick They're supposed to be on
a plane.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
You six?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Fuck you you doing? Hey man?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Leave that chicken.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Alone, Leave the chicken alone. But what are you doing
to the chicken that doesn't belong in a chicken? You
hear the song I am rap Port Stereo podcast Sick
Fucks of the Week, Sick Fucks of the Week. This
is an award winning segment, an iconic award winning segment,
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The I Am rap Wort Stereo podcast Sick Fucks of
the Week. It's been a long time. They're always lurking,
They're always looming. Uh, but they're always always always are
sick fucks running around, hopefully not in your neighborhood. I
am rap Port Stereo podcast The sick Fuck of the Week.
(26:50):
Brian Cooberger, you know the name, those terrible, terrible killings
in Idaho. He was convicted. Terrible, terrible those college students
stabbed in a most violent way. I mean just very
very very very very bad. And obviously Brian Coburger who
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was convicted, he never getting out of jail. This guy's
a nut job. I watched one of those documentaries about him.
Talk about a sick fuck of the week, This guy
who committed those crimes in Idaho. This is a sick
fuck of the week. He was a sick fuck of
the week on his own. But now you sick animal. You.
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Brian Coberger, who is now in Big Boy prison, is
claiming that inmates in his prison are taunting him with
sexual threats. What did you think was going to happen
to you in prison? You killed four innocent college students.
Now you're in prison. Did you never see American me?
(27:56):
This is what happens to people that commit crimes in prison,
they go for that wonderbread bag and olive oil treatment.
Of course you're gonna get sexual threats. Not only are
gonna get sex, You're gonna get sexual when they get
their hands on you. We saw American me. We know
how this story ends. You wind up face down, ass up,
(28:21):
face down, ass up. That's how it ends for somebody
that commits heinous crimes in prison. And he's reporting the prison,
he's reporting the jail that he's in. He's saying in
a handwritten note that he needs to be taken out
of the maximum security institution, the J block. That don't
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sound fun. J block does not sound like a fun place.
But he was just put in there July twenty ninth,
and he said, he said, I have continued to be
threatened with, you know, engaging sexual All sorts of threats
(29:05):
are being what did you think was going to happen?
People are saying this, people are saying that, and I
want to be removed. You're not going to be removed.
And even if you wherever you go, people are going
to give you sexual threats. You're a murderer. You killed
innocent people. That's what happens to murderers who kill innocent people.
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You go to jail and you get sexual threats, you
can't file a sexual harassment claim against the prison. It
don't work like that. Nobody cares what People want that
to happen to you. People want that to happen to
you after what you did. You sick mock you. Moving on.
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I did say, I did say a couple of weeks
ago that crack was back and that nobods he loves
talking about crack as much as Hunter Biden loves talking
about crack. Well, a California woman was caught smuggling one
million dollars worth of crack cocaine hidden in a parmesan
(30:19):
cheese wheel. A twenty three year old California woman is
arrested after trying to smuggle one million dollars worth of
crack cocaine in a wheel of parmesan cheese into Heathrow Airport.
Is She said that she had a seventeen pound of
Peruvian parmesan cheese. Yeah, yeah, well, she ain't never coming
(30:45):
out of jail, but crack is back. They're trying to
bring that crack, that pure white booger sugar, that New
Jack City, that jungle fever. That Tony Montana sjo lo
to my little friend that crack cocaine, those ten crack
commandments that Biggie Small's talked about so eloquently. But this
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woman was arrested in London with the big barrel, the
big boy barrel of cheese with a one million dollars
stuffed in there. Listen, I don't fuck with crack, okay,
but it's coming back. Crack is back, and finally we
(31:32):
got another sick funck, a Louisiana pedophile. See, this is
what we want. See this guy he knows, he knows,
he knows what he done did. There's a Louisiana pedophile
who he gets it. I touched kids. There's ramifications. He
(31:54):
has a greed. Okay, he has agreed to be castrated
by the state and serve prison time they gave it.
This is how this would cut all the nonsense out.
You start cutting dicks off, cutting hands off. I guarantee
(32:15):
you crime will stuff. They ain't a gonna be touching kids,
anybody gonna be raping women. Ain't nobody gonna be violating women.
No one's gonna be putting hands on young people. You
start cutting dicks off this guy touched kids. He's in jail.
He had the choice, he opted in to get He
(32:36):
probably like you cut this shit off. This fucking shit
has got me in so much from cut my loaf
and balls off. But I am telling you they start
doing this more, you start cutting dicks off bad people,
people will think twice before they sexually assault, sexually violate people.
(32:58):
But that is the Iron Rapport Stereo podcast Sick Fox
of the Week, the Sick Focks of the Week, like
I said, is an award winning segment, an award winning segment.
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(33:21):
fantastic rest of the summer. Like I said, before you
know it, you're gonna be wearing those hoodies and those
timber lamb boots because it's gonna get cold. So enjoy
your summer, Stay safe, stay seane, but most importantly, stay disruptive,
Stay super duper disruptive. Miles Jordan Ak The Bleach Brothers
aka the Diggity dest Brothers. Take me out with something
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real nice, Take me out of with something real app
but most importantly and this high flying, fully disruptive Iron
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