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September 5, 2025 • 37 mins

This is The Zone of Disruption! This is the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST! His name is Michael Rapaport aka The Gringo Mandingo aka  aka The People's Pickle aka The Jewish Brad Pitt aka Captain Colitis aka The Disruptive Warrior aka Mr. NY aka Mr. Nantucket is with Dean Collins aka Dean Cuddles aka The Young Shooter aka The Fake Kurt Cobain aka Deuce Collins aka Deuce Cuddles & they are here in the flesh to discuss: Dean being back from Europe, Mike Rap gets Invisalign, Dean seeing Oasis by himself, the food in Slovania, Dean being sick & needing batteries, what they've been watching, movies to get excited about, 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
If I was your mom and you told me that,
I'd be like, hey, man, fend for your fucking self.
That's what I would have said if I was your
mom and I had to deal with you for thirty
five years.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
You're not my mom, and you're not my family, and
you're not related to me. You're just a fucking guy
on the other end of this goddamn zoom recording. You
wouldn't be saying any of this shit in person. And
like I told you, I'm done taking the abuse. I'm
done with the abuse. I'm done sitting idly by letting
you talk to me the way that you're speaking to me.

(00:31):
I'm not fifteen anymore. I'm thirty five now. No, it's
not Oh, it's not a threat. It's just I'm thirty five.
Do you think grown up? Okay, we get it.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do you think your mom thought about saying this fucking
guy like I can't believe I gotta.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Get this fucking guy soup. He's such a pain in
the ass. You don't think that cross your mind? Your mind?
What is you should be saying bless your heart to
your mom?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
You should say you should be asking her does she
need anything?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Does she need.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Soup, and you should be sending you should be sending
your mom flowers. Freeman thinking about sending you soup.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
That's that's the first thing that you've said that that's
been right all day.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapport Stereo Podcasts.
Is your bigny.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Boom have no fear of the Iron rapp Reports Stereo Podcasts.
Here on today's high flying, hard hitting Iron Rapports Stereo podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I am back with the young Shooter.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Dean Collins aka Dino Casino aka Dooce Cuddles is back
with me on the Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. We're excited
to have him. We're excited to be here. It's Iron
rap Ports Stereo Podcasts. Miles jodan Ak the Bleach Brother's
aka the Dustboards. Start this puppy over some real life.
Start this puppy over some real but most importantly, start
this puppy off with something real funk.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
It's I Am Rap Reports Stereo Podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Boom have no fear of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast
is here, BIGINNI Boom have no fear The I Am
Rap Report Stereo podcast is in the place to be.
Welcome to the Iron Dome of Disruption. Welcome to the
Ziggity Zone of Disruption. The name is Michael Rappaport aka
the inflamed Osriconnaze aka the Sultan of Sniff aka the

(02:16):
Gringo Man Dingo. You are now rocking with the very
very best. The I Am Report Seio podcast is coming
live and direct, and people have asked for him. People
have been curious where he's been. People have been curious
what he's up to.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well, he's here.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
The part time sometime co host with the most the
Dean Collins aka the Young Shooter aka Deuce Pacino aka
Dino Casino is back.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
On the im Rapport Stereo podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Boom boom, damn right, I'm back. You know what's crazy
is I'm sick right now, but I'm I'm so jacked up.
I have no idea why I'm so jacked up. I
think I'm just fucking hopped up on day quill or something.
But it's it's making me have a lot of energy
for this pot. I already told you I'm jacked up.

(03:13):
We don't have to discuss what we're talking about. Let's
just jump into it and see how this all unfolds.
What do you mean we don't have to discuss what
we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Just usually we do a pregame.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I know you're jacked up and you're not feeling good
and you went to Europe again and all that, but
we're not gonna. What we're not gonna do, what you're
not gonna do is jump in here after being gone
for weeks and tell us what we're gonna do, what
we're not gonna do, How we're gonna start, where we're
gonna start, That's what we're That's what's not gonna happen,

(03:50):
my friend.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You know I'm saying you, you and me.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
We usually pregame before the podcast, we say, well, what
are we gonna talk about? We'll hit these bullet points,
we'll hit these notes. And this time we're just recording.
We don't know what we're we're getting into.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
We're just going with it. We're just recording.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Prog.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yes, that's true, that is true.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
What you're saying is is true, and uh we we
There is no pre production, there's there's no nothing. It's
just us going off the cuff. I like All Like
All Podcast with Dean Collins. It's never easy to just
get them on. It's you know, at this time, at
that time, time?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
What else?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
What else, Grandpa? What else are we gonna discuss here?
Let's let's keep it fucking positive and keep it moving. Oh,
it's always so hard to you're not positive. Let's keep
it positive. I'm here, I'm excited to be here, and
here we go with the complaining, which you're very used
to doing. Is complaining.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I am positive and I'm glad you're here and we're
getting your back safe.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
God, damn it, damn it, damn it. Man, I don't
know how much can I take.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know how we'll get through it, but we're
gonna get through it one way, one way or the other.
But let me let me just say something. I feel
like I've been burning the candle at both ends. That's
what they say, right, is that the term?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
I never understood that term, because it's like you light
the candle at one end, the other end doesn't have
a wick. When are we ever lighting the other end
of that fucking candle? Do you know what I'm saying?
I mean, I don't know how point I'm just it's
like who's who's lighting? Because yeah, why would you light
the other end of the candle? There's no wick at
the other end.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
That's a very good point, and that's why you get
paid the big bucks to be on this podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I don't get paid incredible analogy. I don't get paid,
so that that's bullshit too. I don't think I've been
paid for the past fuck, I don't know a year.
And this is pro bono. This is just out of
the goodness of my heart. But but we can trick
the audience into thinking that I get paid the big
bucks to be on this podcast. I'm happy to do it,
but there's no fun I mean talking about big bucks

(05:55):
is I don't can you slip me at twenty after?
I mean just in general, I'll I'll say you got
my venmo I'm rap Port Stereo podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Dean Collins is back with the great analogies about life
and burning the wick it both ends of the candles.
I don't know if you can tell this because we
did in pregame. Can you tell that I got in
VISI line? No? Uh, can you see so if you notice,
if you notice that I'm like lisping, it's because I

(06:26):
got invisile line, and do you notice it?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I just kind of but it's actually not, No, it's
not that noticeable.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Well, I literally just got the invisile line.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
And if if anybody's noticing me lisping or any weird
speech stuff, it's just because I'm adjusting to the invisile line,
which is going to apparently straighten out my teeth. I
have pretty good teeth. I'm not like a teeth person,
you know. Being a world famous actor, you know, a
lot of them get fake teeth. You know, a lot
of them get the big teeth. They can get big

(06:58):
horse and carriage teeth like you know, they get them
horsesh them fucking horse teeth. You know, some of our
favorite actors got They all got the same teeth. They
got the same teeth and the same hair and the
same skin. But my wife is a stickler for teeth,
and she was like, you gotta get those chicklets on
the bottom fixed. You gotta get those that furniture on
the bottom straightened out, because she said, your furniture on

(07:19):
the bottom is is just out of place. So I
got the in visile line. It's just it's a little
bit of an adjustment period.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Let me, how are your teeth?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
They could be white teeth, But I mean, I had
fucking braces, And you know what, I think it's so
cool that you that you got braces at like fifty five.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I said, fuck doing.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
It at twenty.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Fuck doing it at thirty, like when you're in your prime,
like fifty five. Fuck it, let's get braces.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
They're not bracest motherfucker. I got visile line. Motherfucker. I
didn't get braces. I got a visile line. You didn't
even know they were in, and so I brought it up.
So don't give me that braces shit brace face. I
wish I knew you and you had your braces. I
I harassed my brother when he had bray. I'd call
him metal mouth Bray's face, uh tongue tied because he

(08:05):
would be He had his shit rubber band.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
He had the rubber bands in his Did you have
rubber bands? I had the fucking bands. I had three
different retainers. I had all that bullshit, but I got
it done by the time I was thirteen. So I
hope your brother roast the shit out of you now.
So you're sick, you're sick?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
What well you seem fine, but we have to hear
about you're sick, because everybody that's listening to a podcast
wants to hear about somebody with like a little like
a little congestion. So go on, because you you've been
texting me about it. The last ray is like, I'm sick,
I'm this and that, So why don't you share with
us what you don't seem sick?

Speaker 3 (08:40):
You got your hair done? So what have my hair done?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
I don't have my hair done.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I just I lit down.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Why that's just because it's long. I got out of
the show. I didn't even style it. I got out
of the shower five minutes ago. And no, I don't
want to talk about the sickness. I'm just saying I'm sick.
There's shit going around. I have a sore throat and
a cold. I might sound a little bit more congested
than you U, but there's a lot of that shit
going around in La. I've been kind of going hard
the past few weeks with traveling coming back here and

(09:08):
just traveling coming back into La, going out drinking a.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Little bit, and it's all caught up with me.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
And uh, that's it, and I'm going I'm actually going
to see Oasis tomorrow for their very first show in
Los Angeles at the Rose Bowl. So I've been trying
to get better for this show and I'm feeling finally
feeling better today. So that's gonna be a fucking iconic
show tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
So what songs are are do Oasis sing again?

Speaker 5 (09:35):
You know?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
You know Wonderwall, which isn't even like that's not even
their best. I mean that's like their most popular and Champagne.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Supernova, you know how they go. I don't know, maybe
you're gonna be the one that saves me and after all,
you're my wonder Well you know that one, right?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
And these guys are they're family members and they don't get.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Along, they're brothers.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
So are they doing this show because the bills are
stacking up or they're doing the show out of it
because they want to get back on stage?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You get like, why are they doing this show? And
why are you going to see them?

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm going to see them because I've grew up with
Oasis probably, I mean, like most people grew up with Oasis,
especially in the nineties. Personally, you say you grew up
with Oasis, do you know that? Like, yeah, no, I
grew up in no I grew up in the nineties
like everyone else. When that album What's the Story Morning
Glory came out, one of the most iconic records, and

(10:34):
they're notorious for, you know, their feud together. You know,
they're brothers. They have the biggest fucking egos on the planet,
especially the lead singer, Liam Gallagher, and they've had all
sorts of on stage feuds. It broke up the band
for fifteen twenty years. They hated each other. Liam would
talk so much shit against NOL online. I mean, just

(10:57):
like like you think you talk shit like Liam is
like he is the shit talker. So they hated each
other and no one thought they were getting back together.
And they got offered a shit ton of money over
the years to get back together to play at Coachella
and you know, just get over their differences. They said
no every single time. They couldn't stand to be in

(11:18):
the same room as each other. Finally, they announced last
year that they were bringing Oasis back because they both
have their solo careers, but no one really gives a
fuck about either their solo career, so it's a big, big,
big deal that they're back. And this is the first
time they're gonna be playing La. The event is totally
sold out. They're telling people to get their five six

(11:41):
hours beforehand. Wow, it's like a massive deal that they're
coming back to America and they're playing and their fans
are die hard, so it's gonna be fun. I'm like
sitting in a section by myself. You're going to a
concert by yourself. I'm going with my sister and my
brother and my brother's wife. But me and my sister

(12:02):
are sitting in separate sections. Like I'm sitting like, yeah,
that's gonna suck. No me, Yeah, my sister, And that's fine.
I'll make a friend right there. And uh I got
I got a good seat and I got a good ticket.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
Sot me. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
When you're at the Oasis concert, don't try to make
a friend. Nobody wants to Hey, oh I love this
song and oh man, yo, what was your favorite album?

Speaker 3 (12:31):
No, don't do that, don't that. Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
We know that you're single again. That's not gonna get
you back on the horse. And if you're talking to
a girl, don't be like, hey, did you come here
by yourself? Because the answer for ninety nine point nine
percent of the other people is gonna be like, fuck, no,
I didn't come by myself.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Don't do that to people. People.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
You're gonna make people feel uncomfortable. And I don't want
anyone to recognize you from this podcast. Be like, oh wait,
Michael Rapport's guy was at the Oasis concert and he
was by himself and he started like talking to me,
and I don't want don't put that on me podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Can I segue really quick to being recognized? I got
recognized from this podcast. Someone coming over, are you Dene
Collins the young shooter? In a hotel in Slovenia?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
In Europe?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
You don't even know where the fuck Slovenia is. I mean,
this is a place where there's like, there's no Americans
out there. I was in a breakfast buffet like six
point thirty in the morning, getting pancakes and fucking eggs,
and this guy came over to me and I told
him I would shout him out on this podcast. But
that was one of the craziest experiences because that wasn't
like I'm in New York or Chicago, and it's always

(13:55):
crazy getting recognized from this podcast. In general, I never
take that for granted, and I never I'm never like, oh,
like I'm gonna get recognized here, like who the fuck
am I? But being in Slovenia, the country of Slovenia
which borders Austria and Croatia, that was a fucking trip.
It's shout out my dude in the breakfast buffet.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, yeah, Shout out to the dude in the breakfast
Shout out to the Slovenia rapa Pack, Shout out to
the RAPA Pack in Australia, RAPA Pack in Buffalo, RAPA
Pack in Chicago, REP Pack in La all over the
United States, rap Pack Canada, rap Pack in Brazil, South
American rap Pack, a rap Pack in Israel, uh and
the rap pack worldwide. Is Slovenia where Luka Donkik is from?
Or is it from where Christoph Prezingis is from?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
No, don't is it don chic or dounk don't kick.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Luka Donkik he's from there, He's from Slava. They have
posters of him and shit.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
I don't think they had posters of him, but they
that was like their thing.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
They were like, Luca's from here, like he's he's from
I was in this in the capital city called Lubliana
in Slovenia, and that's where he's from.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
So I think, and just give us an overview.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
We don't want to day in and day out about
your trip. No one cares.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Fine, honestly, no one cares. Oh great, well, I'm happy
to share, but no, we don't care. Like, oh, I
was walking and I passed his old building and like
some of the shit you posted on Instagram, the pictures,
nobody cares.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
But that's that's offensive and that's not true at all.
That's actually not true at all, the shit that I
posted on his Instagram. I mean, I couldn't believe that
I was at some of these places. Lake bled, the
little fucking church in the middle of the lake. I
went on a crazy hike to get that fucking photo.
And I'm not gonna have you tell me that no
one gave a shit about that photo because I spent

(15:43):
I think I walked like thirty thousand steps uphill. And
while I was getting that photo, I stepped on a
fucking log to get the photo and a goddamn black
snake came out of the log.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I fucking scree Everyone was like, holy shit, Oh is.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
That's a crazy story. Did did you videotape it did?
Do you know something? Okay that we don't give a fuck. Man,
If you don't have a uncture or videotape of that
black snake, we don't care.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Man. Tell me about like your trip and like if
you have no gragerty, nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
That's so.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
If I had to say on your on your recent
trip to Slovenia and wherever else you went and Italy,
what was the one best meal you had on this
European trip.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Damn uh, I'll tell you it was definitely not in Slovenia. Silvania.
I ordered a hamburger and almost got fucking food poisoning.
I mean, the food in Slovenia is absolute horseshit, no.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Way way to alienate all of Slovenia. I'm sorry that
the food was terrible. I'm gonna say on behalf of
myself and the Iron Wrap por Stereo podcast, his point
of view and what he's saying about Slovenia does not
reflect me and reflects the Iron Wrap port Stereo podcast.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
We love the food in Slvania. So I've been told
that you.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Don't know a shit about the food in Slovenia.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I don't want to alienate any more people from Slovenia
than you've already done, so I'm gonna retract that from
this episode, but go on.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, but the gelato in Slovenia was incredible. The best
food I had on that trip, hands down, was in Italy.
And it's kind of insane because I did choose these
countries like hungry. I went to Budapest, I went to Croatia,
I went to Slovenia, and I thought that these places
were very They're known to be very inexpensive. I thought

(17:38):
Italy was gonna be the most expensive place I went.
I ordered unbelievable pizza, pasta bottle of distilled water, a
glass of wine cost me like fifteen euro.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I mean, I went to the fucking airport.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
When I got home, I got a pack of dunk
a ruse and an apple juice and it cost me
fifteen fucking dollars. I mean, it's shocking, and they gouge
you out here in America, But out there, the pizza,
the pizza, the margarita. There's Romanian style pizza and then
there's Neapolitan style pizza.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
But fuck, I was in Rome for two days and
it was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
And then I did a I wanted to make a
point to do some solo traveling, so I ended up
doing a solo trip for the very first time ever
in my life, which was quite a profoundly moving experience.
And you and I talked about it off the podcast,
about how you had done some solo traveling in Thailand

(18:37):
and you were the one to really convince me not
to come home, because I was like, I'm gonna fly
home early with my friend, and you were like, stay
out there.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Let me ask you another important question that I'm sure
the world wants to hear about.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
You said, you're sick. Yeah, so you don't seem sick.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Why are we going back to me being sick?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Though? But do you have your like your family involved?

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Oh yeah, actually my well my mom.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
You know, it's funny if it's like you're like, you
don't seem sick, No one gives a fuck that you're sick.
And then it's like I have my mom texting me
being like, I'm so sorry you're sick. Do you need
me to come bring you a chicken noodle soup? I
can bring you some matzabrie whatever you need, bless your heart.
I'm so sorry that you're sick.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Your your mom didn't say that, Oh yes she did.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
She I don't believe used those words bless your believe.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
That your mother said to you, bless your heart, you're
so sick and offered to bring you soup. And if
she did, I'm concerned about your mom because why would
your mom at this point be like, bless your I mean,
she spawned, she birthed the Antichrist, and now she's trying

(19:47):
to bring you matsa ball soup. I don't believe it.
Can we get your mother out of here to ask
her if did she call you and say, oh, bless
your heart?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
And it's through text, and I can bring up the
text as proof, But that's all right.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
That your mother said bless your heart. I believe.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I believe the exact words were, how are you feeling today?
I said, still shitty nose, isn't his runny? But I'm
still congestioned. She said, bless your heart? Are you sure
I can't get anything to you?

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Stop? Stop?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
If I was your mom and you told me that,
I'd be like, hey, man, fend for your fucking self.
That's what I would have said if I was your
mom and I had to deal with you for thirty
free years, You're not.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
My mom, and you're not my family, and you're not
related to me. You're just a fucking guy on the
other end of this goddamn zoom recording. You wouldn't be
saying any of this shit in person. And like I
told you, I'm done taking the abuse. I'm done with
the abuse. I'm done sitting idly by letting you talk
to me the way that you're speaking to me. I'm

(20:50):
not fifteen anymore. I'm thirty five now. No, it's not
who it's not a threat, it's just I'm thirty five.
Do you think grown up?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Okay, we get it. Do you think your mom thought
about saying this fucking.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Guy like I can't believe I gotta get this fucking
guy soup.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
He's such a pain in the ass. You don't think
that crossed your mind? Your mind?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
What is you should be saying bless your heart to
your mom? You should say, you should be asking her
does she need anything? Does she need soup? And you
should be sending You should be sending your mom flowers.
Fre even thinking about sending you soup.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
That's that's the first thing that you've said that that's
been right all day. So you're right. I mean, you
told me to come on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
You were excited to hear about my trip, my travels,
and now you're saying you don't give a fuck about
the trip. You don't give a fuck about the travels,
and you don't care about any of the photos.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
And that's fine. Wait I was about to sneeze, but anyway.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I really don't want you to sneeze. I really don't
want you to sneeze on the podcast. Okay, it's if
you're gonna sneeze, can you not sneeze during the podcast?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Can you?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
That's what I just did.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
Man, I held it back.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
But now everybody's like, because when you say you're gonna sneeze,
it's like, I'm like, when's it gonna happen?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
Sure, let let's I won't sneeze, you don't talk about
your fucking braces, and we'll keep it moving.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I got invisil line, motherfucker, you don't care, No one cares,
No one cares.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I don't have brain, nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
In visil line. Does that look like? Gracious?

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Shut that fucking mouth. No, it looks it does not
look good. It looks like you give you some extractions,
not some fucking in visil line. It looks like you
have too many fucking teeth in there is what it
looks like.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Okay, let's move on to more positive things. What have
you watched? What have you watched? You told me you
watched some crazy stalker documentary?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
What what I watch?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, I watched. Uh, there's something on Netflix. It's it's
like the number one thing on Netflix called Unknown Caller.
The Catfish High like high school Catfish or some shit.
But it's basically a girl in high school who starts
getting all these unselet lisited text messages telling her to
kill herself and because she has a boyfriend, and she's like,

(23:05):
your boyfriend doesn't love you, he loves me, and you're
not hot enough, and you're fucking this, and you're that,
you're this, you're that, And it goes on for like
a year, a year and a half, and then they
have to start getting the police involved, and the girl's
mother gets involved, and her father gets involved, and they
don't know who the fuck it is. But I highly
recommend watching it because you'll be shocked at who.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
It is, and that's all say.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Is it one episode?

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, it's one doc it's like an hour and a
half or whatever. But it's not Look, it's not I
think it's I don't know if it's the same person
who did No, it's not the same person who did
Don't Fuck with Cats, but it's it's not the best
documentary ever, but it's just to find out who's the
one who's fucking sending these text messages is pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
I think the people that did Don't f with Cats
did the Jesse Slim Jesse.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, they did this smolet documentary right, which obviously is
not as good because the Don't f with Cats documentary
is top tier.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I think we had that as number one or number
two of sick fuck dots.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Of all time that I'd say that and The night
Stalker hold the share the title for number one.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
And the the OJ in America of documentary as a
as a sick fuck of the Week documentary and one
of the all time sick fockx and just a great
film that was really really really good, and Don't Have
with Cats it's definitely in my top five.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
It's interchangeable, like rappers. But the Jesse Smolet documentary, did
you watch that?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, Jusse Jesse.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I guess he don't even have to really put respect
on the guy's name, but it is Jesse, and shame
on his mother and father for even naming him Jesse.
But yes, I did watch that. The first ten minutes
I was like, well, maybe he is telling the truth.
And then after ten minutes I was like, oh, no,
this is a hoax. And him carrying the subway sandwich
back to the hotel still intact, and I mean the

(24:53):
guy And I'm very upset that they deleted the part
where he said he was the gay tupac at the Troubadour.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
They cut that out of the whole documentary.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
For some reason.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
He never referred to himself in the documentary as the
gay tupac. I thought they should have called the documentary
Jesse Smoley the gay Tupac.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
But he did say that. He did say that iconically.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
He said it at his show at the Trooper Doour.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I believe it was three days after he had gotten
beaten up and an attempted lynching on his life. He
did his show because the show must go on and
the people must see Juicy Jesse Smole perform. He did
do his show at the trooperdour To in a doin crowd,
and that's where he declared himself quote the gay Tupac,

(25:36):
which is I mean that is that takes balls.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
That is a good I mean, fuck all your nicknames,
Fuck all the nicknames, the akas, all that shit. You
want to talk about a nickname that is like the top,
that's a great one.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
The gay Tupac is a great nickname.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
And I will say that the Jesse Smoley documentary is okay,
it's not great, you know, and they tried to. I
feel it's just like a propaganda documentary. To be totally honest,
it's a total propaganda documentary.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Why well, it didn't really saw it wasn't They didn't
really have a bias to side with him. They kind
of did explore all angles. But I thought it was
more so that the director was kind of coming out
of like, yeah, you are kind of full of shit.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I felt like the gist of the documentary and the
documentary was made to rape. I think everybody thought and
thinks he's full of shit, and that documentary was to
raise a question, maybe he's not full of shit.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, of course they had to at this point. But yeah,
what about films.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
That are coming up, because he got the Leonardo DiCaprio
film with Benicio del Toro, with Paul Thomas Anderson.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I don't know the name of it.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
You know, Paul Thomas Anderson movies are always at very
very least very very very interesting. I mean, he's one
of the great filmmakers. And then there's there's a couple
of other movies coming out, Like I mean, this is
the time of year where good movies come out. It's
so pathetic that there's like five or six movies that
people are excited about coming out, Like, are you going

(27:02):
to see the Paul Thomas Anderson movie in the theater?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
I mean, I'll see it, but I don't really have
like that much of an interest to see it. I
do love Paul Thomas Anderson, but I agree with you,
And it's like this every year we talk about this. Ever,
I feel like we talk about this every year. It's
like there's only a handful of movies. So I'm not
really diving into what's coming out. But I did see Weapons,
which you saw as well, and I loved it. I

(27:26):
thought that was great, same director who did the movie Barbarian,
which I fucking loved. Also another like horror, kind of comedy,
outrageous movie. But I thought Weapons was fucking dope. You
were the only person to say that you didn't like it.
I saw it with a big crowd. The crowd was
going eight shit, and I thought it was really well done.
I thought the acting was great and totally original, funny moments,

(27:49):
and also like frightening. The mom from Field to Dreams
is the fucking scary witch in it, and she was
frightening in it.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Yeah, she was. She should get nominated for because.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
You didn't go home and kind of like like I
live by myself, but it was like when it was nighttime,
I was kind of like looking up at the ceiling
like it kind of fucked with me a little bit.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
I mean it was they had some frightening moments in that.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
They had frightening moments. But I've said it once, I'll
say it again.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I don't do witches, zombies, gulls, vampires. I don't believe
in Frankenstein, silver bullets, zombies and all that. And I
was confused, she's a witch, but she spawned little zombies
because those little kids.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
No, they weren't zombies, but you couldn't kill them.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
They seemed like little zombies.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
And then they thought I thought when they started running
after her at the end, I mean, and then fucking
jumping out of the windows and shit, I mean that
was I thought that was great. I mean, this shit
was so I thought it was so entertaining. I would
highly recommend people go see Weapons if you want like a.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Good fun horror movie.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Josh Brolin, who's always fucking great, and Julia Garner is
always great.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Shout out to Alden. I forget his last name, but
he was good. He played the cop and the.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
The kid who is the druggie was so fucking funny
to me. I was cracking up in his shit.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
And what about Smashing Machine.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
They're saying that The Rock is gonna win Best Actor
for the Safti Brothers. One of the Safti brothers directed
They Broke Up. One of them did a Timothy Shamalama
ding Dong film which is supposed to be great, and
The Rock did a film called The Smashing Machine, which
is supposed to be great. And they're saying that Timothy
Shamalama ding Dong and the Rock are going to compete
for Best Actor in the Academy Awards.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know anything about the Rock movie.
I saw that transformation. I saw him crying at the
standing ovation. It's like the Rock gets fourteen this movie
gets a fourteen minute standing ovation.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Like don't they all do?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
All movies get fourteen.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Minute standing ovations. I've never heard of one that got
a one and a half minute standing ovation. They all
get fucking standing ovations for thirty minutes. I don't also saying.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Claps for anything. I don't care if if it's the
Rolling Stones in their prime, the Beatles. Uh, you know,
Citizen Kane, you're clapping for twenty two minutes for I mean,
that seems exhausting.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
That seems like it's it's I mean, it's a lot
of adoration.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
But clapping.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
You put Nicole Kidman on screen during the AMC previews,
people are fucking clapping for that.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
And that's a That's fun too.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
What else can you share with us from the comings
and goings of Deuce Paccino aka Dino Casino?

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Have you been to the casino lately?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
I haven't been to the casino in so long.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I haven't been to the movies and so long, which
is fucked up to say, because I have an AMC
A list pass, but I haven't gone in months.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Weapons was the last one I saw.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
We know about your AMC A list pasted, okay, and
so we know about it.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
I don't know, bro, I've literally just the travel shit
has been like the biggest thing for me this summer.
And that was an iconic trip. And it's weird being
back in West Hollywood. But I'm I'm feeling good, and
you know, I'm just I'm staying busy. I'm just, you know,
I'm staying busy.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I don't know, all right, Well, listen, everybody's always interested
in what you're doing. Everybody's always keeping an eye on
where's the young shooter, what's the young shooter up to,
where's he gonna pop up next, what's he doing? The
comings and goings. It's really a lifestyle, the lifestyle of
the young shooter. And we just got a little glimpse
into what's been going on in the last few weeks.

(31:42):
Do you have another trip planned because we are calling
you like a world traveler.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
You did two trips to Europe. You just said you
were in Croatia, Slavania. Do you have anything else on
the docket for your next trip?

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Nothing like that. But I think I'm gonna be coming
out in New York with you at the end of
this month. I'll say that on the podcast. I'm pretty
positive of coming out to see you do comedy. Maybe
we'll shoot some stuff out there, so I will be
in New York.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Well, Dana, maybe if you come out here, we're.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
Going to work.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Yeah, we're not gonna maybe we'll shoot some stuff.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
It's the same day as when The Strokes are playing
in Las Vegas, and I really want to go to
that show, but they're like eight hundred dollars, so I
don't think that's going to happen. So I think I'm
more leaning towards you in New York. Is the second
best option? Did not second? Not second best, but not

(32:37):
second best. But it's the Stroke, you know, it's the Strokes.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
I mean, yeah, Hey, the nineteen nineties called they want
their T shirt Pats. Not the nineties.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
It's the first album came out in two thousand and one.
Mother Julia Julian calib New York.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
He wants his haircut back. Hey, okay, we get it.
We haven't heard from these guys in years.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Not true at all.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
They're popping up in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I'm just and I know you love them, and I
know people really love the Strokes, but it's like, guys,
you know where you've been for the last twenty years.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
They all hate each Julian Casablancas hates the fucking Strokes.
They all hate each other. They're doing it for fucking cash.
It's obvious.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
It's kind of upsetting, but but that's it.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I'm just I'm getting my apartment in order.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Over here.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
I got my lighting set up. Everything's going really well
over here. I got the here lighters cooking. No, I'm
just like, I'm working on my lighting setup.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
I got I got like movies playing on mute in
the background, just just trying to get a nice atmosphere
in the lighting.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
When you say lighting, I'm sorry to storry to interrupt you.
When you say lighting, I have to say, did you
break out the old space lamp?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
The space light from Amazon which og pod listeners from
like fucking twenty seventeen twenty eighteen will know what I'm
talking about. But yes, the space light has been dusted
off just to get a vibe in the apartment. There's
a nice galaxy project. I just need I need some
ice lighting in here. So I have dusted off the

(34:02):
space light. I got some nice I got more hue
bulbs going on, and just making the apartment look looking
really nice.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And when you're when you have a movie playing on mute,
do you have a playlist going? Like you got some
music vibing in there with the spot light?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, we got my My shit's like, you know, it's
kind of sad because it's like, I'm thirty five now,
so I don't I'm not really in touch with what
people are like listening to.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
But for me, just from what I what I like.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I have my little millennial hype playlist that I like
playing with, you know, but like the weekends on there
and other ship and and the Strokes are on there,
and some Marvin Gay's on there, not not like not
not not not that kind of Marvin Gay, but like,
you know, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
What do you mean not that much?

Speaker 4 (34:48):
What's what's what's like the what's like the sexual Marvin Gaye.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Ship, sexual healing or Yeah, I don't have like that ship.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
No, I know, I don't have any of that ship.
But just like, what's what's going on that? I've been
listening to that in the car lately.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
That's a great track.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, great, it's a good jack.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
You don't like listen to sexual healing.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
I've never really been in No, it's OK. I've never
really been into it.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
You should. It's a different gay a little bit more.
I mean Marvin gay Is.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Come on, man, No, no, no, I know Otis.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
We love Otis. So we're very happy you got the spacelight.
Dust it out where. We're excited. Maybe you post your
new playlist, your millennial playlist, you post them, all right,
Maybe you do that, But we're glad you're back. We're
glad you're healthy. We're sorry you got a little nasal congestion.
We're sorry, we're doubted that your mom would go out
of her way to bring you soup. And in this
day and age, we didn't mean to ruffle your feathers there.

(35:37):
So I'm gonna you didn't. I noticed you didn't post
or show the text saying that. I'm not saying you're lying.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I did.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I did it over here, I posted it. I'm just
saying it could be the day quill on the same day.
You know, the pseud efat, but we're we're glad you're back,
and uh, you know, the young shooter. Back from Europe,
back from Slovenia, back from Europe, back from Italy, and
back on the iron round.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
And back in the gym.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
I'm in the gym three four times a week with
a personal trainer now and doing all sorts of shit.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
But I've I've gained some muscle and I'm feeling good.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
People.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
People are the word on the street.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I had someone recently who hasn't seen me in a
little while, saw me and said, you're looking fit. You're
looking very fit. I didn't say it's what I'm This.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Is word on the street.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I got to keep it going. I need to keep lifting.
I'm trying to lift. I also really want to get
a I want to get a barbell. I have some
dumb bells in my room, but I want a barbell,
like a fifty pounds barbell. Want to curl that shit.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Every day.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
We're on our pushups, we're on our personal trainer, we've
gained our weight back, we've gained some muscle, and we're
feeling good and and you look good too.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I don't need to see the teeth. I just said
you look good. I didn't. I don't need to see
the teeth.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
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