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How would Hamas treat Greta Thumberg. How would Hamas treat
the LGBTQ people on that flotilla? How would Hamas treat
any of you if they could get their fucking hands
on any one of you flotilla freaks? What would they
do to you? Would they go? Oh, thank you so much?
(00:22):
You know what, you guys, Let's give a little tour
of the tunnels. Here, here's the tunnels. This is a
mile seventy four and this is where we killed the
six Israelis back in June. And this is my one
hundred and seventy three and this is where we held
the five girls. And he oh, look, here's some of
the hostages. We've had him here for two of you
think you can get a little tour of the tunnels,
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a tunnel tour, Greta and the flotilla fix, is that
what you want? You're gonna go to Ganza and Hamas
is gonna show you around the tunnels, give a little
tour of the tunnels and show you the prisoners, the
kidnap victims who have been held for the last two years.
Your fucking losers, Boom have no for the im reports
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Rapp Reports stereo podcast is here on today's brand new
ban I am Rapp Reports Stereo park as the results
of the Booie Bowl are in and I got some
good news for you people. Oh yeah, I took down Bowie.
Jane goodall the great animal activists has passed away, but
she never ever ever got to treat and send Booie
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back where he belongs, which is back into a sanctuary.
He's still wandering the streets. Plus, NBA starts in three weeks.
The NBA starts in three weeks, and I am talking
about new faces and new places, and Greta Thunberg and
the flotilla freaks are detained, arrested and sent back for
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Why am I talking about this so much? Why haven't
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show last night. I am performing the rest of the
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dot com. Somehow, some way, people, somehow, some way, people,
your prayers, your meditations, you're rooting, your cheering. It worked.
(04:05):
I buried Booie in fantasy football, got about three or
four dms. People are like, my crap, what happened in
the Booie Bowl twenty twenty five. I ruined that big
tooth gorilla lipped animal in the Bowie Bowl twenty twenty
five in the world's most famous fantasy football league, the
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Howard Stern Fantasy Football League. It was Mann versus monkey,
and I took him down, and how Apropos, the Great
Jane Godall Jane Go Doll passed away. I believe she
was ninety one years old, maybe ninety two years old.
The Great Jangadal who's famous for saving so many wild animals,
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so many appearances on so many different shows for so
many years. The great Jangadal passed away, and I would
be remiss, I'd be lying if I didn't think about
Bababooe when I heard about the passing of Jane Goodol, Janegadole,
who saved so many monkeys, so many gorillas, so many babboons,
but just couldn't find the time to save Baba BOOEI
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you did so much great work, Jane Goodol RP. Your
memory will be a blessing. I just wish you lived
long enough to take Baba Bowe and put him back
where he belongs in a forest, in a sanctuary, or
in a cage. The fact that that man sorry, the
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fact that that monkey is still out on the streets
portraying himself like a human being. They renamed him, They
even gave him new teeth, They gifted him new teeth,
And somehow, in some way, Jane Goodole, with everything you did,
all your foundations, all the time, all the effort or
the heart felt passion that you brought to this world
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saving so many animals, you just didn't live long enough
to put bab Ba Bowie where he actually belongs, in
a fucking forest. Or in a cage. But the Great
Jane Goodall has passed. And like I said, I defeated
Ba Ba Booie, yuck tooth Gary Delabante. And your prayers,
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your meditations, your well wishes, they work this time. And
trust me, when I'm beating Baba Bowie, it's We're all
beating Baba b No one wants to see him win.
No one roots for that rotten tooth, big lipped, infected
tongue animal, Gary Delabante, Gary Delabante from The Howard Stern Show. Anyway,
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believe it or not, we are two and a half
weeks away from the NBA season starting. We are you
know the NBA season starts October twenty first, if you
could believe that. And there's gonna be NBA games on
every channel all season long, Amazon, Netflix, NBC, ESPN and
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parts and places and streaming services unknown YouTube. I'm not
gonna know what the hell is going on this NBA season.
Nobody's gonna know what the heck is going on this NBAC.
People are gonna the Rockets are playing Golden State. Where
is it You turn the game one halfway through the
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second quarter before you find the game Tuesday nights. One
games Wednesday night, it's on Amazon. Thursday night, it's on NBC.
Friday night, it's on Peacock. Saturday, it's on NBC Prime
Slash Peacock. One game's half of the games on ESPN,
the other half's on Netflix. Can be all over the place,
but I cannot wait. The NBA is and always will
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be fantastic. And it all arts October twenty first. October
twenty first, it is going down. I can't believe we're here.
This is the greatest, greatest fantastic sports season of the year.
It is so magnificent when we have NFL, NBA, Major
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League Baseball, college basketball, college football all coinciding at once.
And before I get into some new faces and new places,
I went to a Yankee game the other day, and
let me tell you something, that Yankee Stadium, that playoff
environment with the New York Yankees versus the Boston Red
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Sox is like nothing else. I've never been to a
Yankee playoff game as far as I can remember, maybe
I was at one in the nineties. But when you
go into Yankee Stadium and you feel the history and
the crowd, and it's like seventy five thousand people packed.
Everybody's wearing Yankee hats, Yankee jerseys, and you see a
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few brave souls. I mean, these people are They're braver
than me. If I was a Boston Red Sox fan,
I would not be caught meandering around the Bronx with
a Pedro Martinez jersey. But they're there. They are there.
But I mean, I understand when I'm there why baseball
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is baseball and why it's America's game because it's I
don't know, the grass, the lights, there's just something about it.
Even though I'm not a big baseball fan, I was
reminded because I criticized baseball. I'm like, I don't understand
how this is a business. The game's going for three
and a half hours, four hours. Sometimes you're sitting there
in the sun. But when I walked into Yankee Stadium
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Yankees versus the Red Sox, Aaron Judge, I had legend seats.
I was in the legend seats by the way, okay,
and a few people in the legend seats, the legend
seats section, they came up to me and they said,
what's up. Few people, what's up? Legend? I was like,
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are you calling me ledge because everybody in the legend
seats is referred to as a legend. Or are you
referring to me as ledge because you look at me,
Michael Ramport as a legend. It confused me, but I
appreciate that. I like that. That seems like some real
gen z term. What's up? Ledge? I was like, what's up?
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It took me a minute to gather myself when I
was called Ledge three four times. But I was sitting
there front row, front row. Aaron Judges over these a beast.
Aaron Judges, Yo, he should be playing tight end for
the Cleveland Browns. Aaron Judge is ginormous. This is a
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hulking man. Good looking too. He's got the black stuff
under his eye. Big, big shoulders, big, big ass, big,
only fucking big. Aaron Judges big. And at one point
a ball came flying our way. Was hitting ground ball, hard,
ground ball, and of course, keep your eye on the ball,
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keep your eye on the ball. And I missed the
greatest moment of the night because Aaron Judge was sprinting.
I saw the replay sprinting. This is six foot seven,
two hundred, gotta be two hundred and forty pounds. Goon
goon of a man, a hulking man sprinting at us.
But we're watching the ball because you got to keep
your eyes on the ball. And I missed him sprinting
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from rainfield right in front of me. He picked that ball,
he threw it in. I was Aaron, judge your motherfuck away.
To go, motherfucker. He looked back. Probably was like like
to call security because I was so amped up when
he was right in front of me. But we had
a good time. And you know, the Red Sox and
the Yankees are duking it out in the wild Card
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which is now two out of three games, and it
just brought back memories of the Bucke dent Yankees versus
the Red Sox, and the Wildcard game was one game
in that beautiful afternoon and Bucky Dentist ding that ball
over the Green Monster. Remember that, Boston fans, remember when
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Bucky Dentist ding that ball over the Green Monster. That
was a good day. I remember it. I was a
young boy, but oh I remember that day. But I
had an awesome time at Yankee Stadium. Stuffed my face
with some kosher steaks. Let me tell you something. If
you've never been in these legend seats. In this Legend section,
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there is a I guess it's a cafeteria, and it's
part of the ticket. You don't pay for anything. Every
kind of food you could possibly imagine. They got seafood,
they got kosher, they got hot dogs, they got hamburgers,
they got slinders, they got sandwiches, they got pretzels, they
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got all sorts. They got a pretzel section. There's a
sweet section. I mean, I can't even describe how they
had cupcakes, apple pies, apple fritters, blueberry pies, blueberry these.
It was crazy. And then then had a whole candy section.
I never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything
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this Legends tickets, these legend seats, and this legend I
don't know if it's called the cafeteria or bizarre food court,
whatever it is where everything's prepaid. It's part of your
Legends ticket. Insane amounts of food, I mean, Coca cola,
diet coke, cherry coke, lemonade, grape blimeying, pepsi, diet pepsi,
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pepsi zero coke, zero coke, seventy five. Every single thing
you could possibly want, drink and eat they have in
this Legends Court podcast NBA starts October twenty first. October
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twenty first, and they started doing the preseason press conferences,
and you forget there's so many new faces in new places.
Kevin Durant, Kevin the SPITTERR. Durant is now on his
He was in Oklahoma, then he went to Golden State
at the Brooklyn. He's on his fifth team. Kevin Durant
is on his fifth team. The great Kevin Durant scoring machine.
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Kevin Durant is on his fifth team. I don't know
of any other player who played on that many teams
while still in his prime. There's been a lot of players.
Shaquillh has moved around when he was done. But Kevin
Durant is still you know, Kevin Durant, and he just
can't find the right fit, can't find the right and
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it ain't gonna be and he win a championship with
you soon, You guys are gonna compete. Got a nice crow.
You ain't winning the championship, Kevin. This is a ring chaser.
You're chasing those rings and things still Kevin Durant. But
remember Anthony Davis who got traded starting this season as
a Dallas Maverick can't forget that. I was like, that's right,
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that happened. Of course. Luka Dunkk is also starting his
first full season as a Los Angeles Laker. Miles Turner
from the Indiana Pacers, who he got out of there
just in the nick of time. He's going to the
Milwaukee Bucks. He's playing for the Milwaukee Bucks right next door,
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playing arm in arm with the freak the Greek freak, respectfully,
which is gonna be good? Miles Turner is good and
the Greek freak he needs help. Christoph perzingis who hopefully
Christap persingas tingis pingus. I will tell you every single
time I'm at a sporting event, and probably once a
day somebody, and this is no exaggeration to this day,
(15:59):
probably one to day every other day somebody will come
up to me and go tingus pingus, that tingus pingus video,
Christaan porzingis tingus pingus. I remember where I was when
I heard you go tingus ping's. Once every other day
at least somebody will say that to me. But the
great Christan Persingis, hopefully he's healthy. Always root for Christoph
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Persing's people. We got off on the wrong foot. People
thought I was dissing Kristin Persingis when he was drafted
by the Knicks that faithful day, and I said, who
the fuck is Tingus Pingus? Where the fuck is Lativia?
This is a joke. It's all. This is performance art.
What I do here, particularly when I'm talking about sports
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and popular culture, it's all performance art. Respect all the athletes,
respect all the actors. Love them all, especially the athletes
that love them all. If I'm talking trash, it's because
I love you, I respect you. I don't talk trash
about people that I don't respect. So when I did
Tingus Pingus, who was now in Atlanta, Hawk who was
(17:03):
with Love still haven't gotten a gap up Tingus Pingus.
He did send me a pair of sneakers. He did
send me a jersey when he was playing with Dallas.
But again, Christopher Perzingis tingsingers with Atlanta. Jordan Poole, he's
in New Orleans with Sadiq bay N. CJ. McCollum is
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now with Washington c J. C J. McCollum. Really he
didn't get a fair shot during his prime. CJ. McCollum.
He's with the Washington Wizards. I was gonna say the
Washington Bullets, the Washington Wizards, and James Harden again is
with the Clippers, signed a new deal, and John Collins,
(17:45):
who I like, is with the Clippers. And Al Horford
was the big last signing, big Al Horford, who I
believe is fifty two. Al Horford has been playing in
the NBA for thirty seven years. Now he's with the
Golden State Warriors, which WI a good pick up if
he could continue to perform. Al Horford, you know, very likable,
very productive, completely stretched No Bruno his career out by
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improving his three point shot, and of course playing with
Steph and those guys in Golden State, they love the
three ball. No Bruno, pause, no Diddy. But I always
like Al Horford. And I remember I met Al Horford
with my kids. My kids were young when he was
in his second or third year on a plane. I
was on a plane and I think we're coming from
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the All Star Game, of going to the All Star Game,
and he was in first class for some reason. He
was flying regular, not with the team, and Al Horford
couldn't have been nicer to my kids, couldn't have been
just sweeter and more present and nice when they saw
Al Horford. So Al Horford always has a sweet spot.
Plus he's how could you not like Him's Al Horford.
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But October twenty first, the NBA season is bat baby.
The NBA is and always will be fantastic. It will
be a little hard to find this year, but it
is it always will be fantastic. Is it just me?
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Or does every single trip to an Apple store take
years off your life? I don't understand why. When one
a painting customer, When a pain customer goes into the
Apple Store for a repair, replacement, or a question, it's
like your status goes down. You're there to buy the
(19:39):
fucking rush you through them in that Apple store. You
go go in there to buy anything, a core, a plug,
an iPhone, a computer. You go in the Apple Store
to buy an iPhone case, any accouterment from the Apple Store.
They get you in, get you out Apple Store. It's
like can help you, Yeah, I want to buy. Once
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you say I want to buy in the Apple Store,
you're like putting in the fast track. You go into
an Apple Store and say I need help, I need
a repair. Can you fix this? I have a problem
with that. You're like put in the shit line, the
shit line with the shit service. Don't you want me out?
I had to go in the Apple Store the other day.
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From my ear pods, my eye air buds whatever, two
hundred and ninety five dollar things that I put in
my ears to listen to whatever. I listen to, a
brand new pair of my air bud air play whatever
pros I just got. One of them doesn't work, So
I go in there. I was like, all right, let
me go in there with a good attitude. They know
(20:44):
me in there, security guard what. I'm like, Yeah, I
gotta go. They'll take care of you. Downstairs. I'm waiting, smiling, smiling.
I'm just like, okay, you're here. What a blessing to
be here. Things cann be waivers ah. And then they
come over, what can I help you with that? These
don't work? Can you can you help me with them?
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Pop up? Ouh. We want to do an analytics test. Okay, fine,
to your analytics's. I'll sit here, got my phone, chit
chatting with people, got my phone, looking at stuff. Oh,
I'm looking at stuff and then I'm thinking, oh, maybe
I'll buy Well, that speaker looks cool. Look at this spear.
I'm gonna buy that speaker. And then I'm like, oh yeah,
that plug up. So I got all these things I'm
gonna buy. While I'm waiting and waiting and waiting, they
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come back twenty minutes later. Now I've already been in
there thirty minutes total because I waited ten minutes to
get seen. Then they come back twenty minutes later and
he says, we're gonna do with something something something test.
It's okay. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, I
got my new speaker that I'm gonna buy. I got
my plug I'm gonna buy, and uh, you know, chit chatting.
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It's ten minutes. So now it's forty two minutes. I
looked at my watch, my Apple Watch, looked at it.
It's forty two minutes. The guy come back. Because we
put your your air buds, your earbuds on a charge it.
They need to be charged for twenty minutes. We're gonna
do it here, but you could do it at home,
and once you do that, it should fix them out
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and they'll be working. Fine, I'll just do it at home.
I've been in here forty two minutes. Okay, I'll be
right back. Comes right back out. It gives me my
air puts. Make sure you charge it for twenty minutes.
Everything will be fine. We did an analytics test and
they're gonna be uh, you know, upgraded and up to
speed and bump up up. Oh, by the way, can
I buy this little speaker. I want to buy this
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little speaker in the sure Boom boo boo, boom boom.
It's like fucking the speed of light. Everything's happening. But
once you say bye in the Apple store, speed a light,
rush me out, go home. Charge my air puts thirty minutes.
Guy said, twenty minutes. I'm gonna do thirty minutes. Charge
a thirty minutes. They don't work. Oh maybe they maybe, uh,
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they didn't charge it. I'm gonna charge them again for
another twenty two minutes. I'm gonna time it on my Apple,
my Apple Watch. It costs five hundred dollars. Charge my earbuds.
They don't work. I go, I told my wife. I said, Babe,
I gotta go back to that fucking hell. I was
in there today. I was in there for forty seven minutes,
and I spent money, spent money I didn't plan on spending.
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And I gotta go back. We'll just go back and
say it's not just. There is no just when you
have a repair or replacement you need something new in
the Apple Store except for buying, they stuff you. But
I woke up the next morning, did my walk in
Central Park. Beautiful time a year in such a park,
five miles, fourteen thousand steps around that park, feeling good.
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Go to the Apple store just opened. It's like nine
forty five in the morning. Not very crowded. See the
security go Mike while you back back is his fucking
ear puts Yoh they're gonna fix you up today. Go
down there, I said, sir. See here yesterday, Remember, yes, sir,
they don't work. I need a new pair. I have
Apple Care. I need a new pair. You see the
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date that I bought the way. I need a new pair.
We'll be right back, I said, sir, because he called me.
Start as I said, sir, I don't want to be
in your old day yesterday. I had a day trip here.
I want to get the fuck out. I want to
get out, sir, Please get me out of here, sir. Anyway,
he comes back, bulah bah blah blah. And they actually
did replacement and it only took fifteen minutes. It took
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fifteen minutes, which again is thirteen minutes longer than if
you go into the Apple Store to buy something. Like
I said, you go into the Apple Store to buy something,
they fucking fast track you in out boom can I.
They'll give you coffee tea. There's a whole thing if
you buy something in the Apple Store, not even expensive things.
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Buy a plug, a cord in the Apple Store, in
and out repair fix. They stuffy in the back of
the fucking bus podcast. The entire world is waiting on
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Hamas Trump and BB. We're in Washington. The other day
Saudi signed off on the deal. Qatar signed off on
the deal. BB called Qatar and apologized, which I can't
even imagine that apology. Trump is like, Babe, you gotta
you gotta call uh you know, the Prime Minister, the President,
(25:27):
the Great you know they got all these weird names.
You gotta call them me. You got to apologie, Like
I don't want to do this, Just call them even
though you don't you don't want to do it, even
though you probably don't think you should apologize. You don't
even have to make your apology. Sincere from the bottom
of your heart. You just have to make him think
it's sincere and from the bottom of your heart. So
Bibi had to call the leader whatever they are over
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there Qatar and apologize. But they got the Katari's they
signed off, Saudi, they signed Everybody has signed off on
this deal. Everybody. The President of the United States, whether
you'd like him or not, he is the President of
the United States, the Prime Minister of Israel, the leader
of this Saudi country, leader of Katar, the leader of
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this UAE, Every Saudi Arabian Middle Eastern places signed off
on a deal except for Hamas. Right now, currently, as
of the recording of this I Am Rapports stereo podcast,
the entire world waits as a bunch of bab boon raping, terrorist, arsonist, kidnapping, murderist,
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deviant thiefs make a decision if they agree with the
President of the United States and every other Middle Eastern country.
The entire world is waiting for a decision from Hamas.
Can you fucking believe that shit? The inferiority complex, they
got the entire world by the fucking balls. We're all
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waiting for Hamas, and there are still forty eight hostages,
and Israel is still under attack during Young Kippour, right
as Young Kipper started in Israel. What happens Gaza, poor Gaza.
They launch missiles into Israel. And while all this is
going on, while the entire world waits to see if
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Hamas will accept this deal, and I'm begging, I listen,
any person that I offended, any person who is offended
by me, specifically, any person who thinks I'm wrong, crazy,
I'm a Zionist, this, I'm an empty this, all those things.
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Let's put it all aside. Let's please all beg. Let's
please all pray, Let's please all scream, please please, all
of us collectively, all of us collectively who have nothing
to do with the battle on the field, all of
us who care about humanity, who care about innocent civilians,
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all of us, all of us. I don't care if
you're free Palestine, gods of this, you think Israel's this,
that and the third, all of us. Let's pull all
of it in the past, right now and beg plead
scream Hamas, the leaders of Hamas, please take this deal.
Can we all agree to say, Hamas please take this deal?
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Please please, You guys will be giving amnesty. You could
go off to wherever you're going off and hide and
live the rest of your life rich. Rich. You're Hamas fighters,
your leaders are, they'll take care of you. The world,
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Donald Trump and the rest of the Middle East is
offering you sovereignty. Can we all please hope, pray, beg
plead for Harmasque to accept this deal. And you know
what I was thinking, in twenty five years. In twenty
five years, all of us will live long enough, hopefully
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a ro Kashem. All of us will be alive to
witness a new Gaza, a peaceful Gaza with hopefully casinos
and skyrise buildings and strip clubs if you're into that,
weed shops, Chick fil Ase, Starbucks, the best hummus in
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the world. The place will be completely rebuilt. The Gaza
Plaza will become a reality. The Gaza International Film Festival
will become a reality. The Gaza International Tennis Tournament will
become a reality. Jake Paul will be about fifty. He
can have his last fight in Gaza if they take
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this deal now and we move forward. I am begging
everybody to please scream, tweet, stop tweeting about Greta Thumberg
and her fucking, dumb, fucking flotilla and her froggy hat
tweet beg please protest, scream, do whatever you need to
do in any language for Hamas to take this deal. Please.
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The United States President and all the Middle Eastern countries
have all agreed. We are all now waiting for Hamas
because more than people begging pleading for Harmasa, please please
please take this deal. People are upset that Greta and
the gremlins, Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks were detained
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like Israel told them that we're gonna get detained. Israel
told you if you come over here and your little
fucking row boats and your tongue boats, you got your
frog hat on and all your goofy shit, we're gonna
detain you. You're not kidnapped, Greta Thunberg and the flotilla freez.
You're not kidnapped. There are kidnapped victims who have been
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held for almost two years. They told you, if you
come here during an act of war, we're gonna detain
your ass. You're gonna be fed, you're gonna be treated
by doctors, and then we're gonna let you go, we're
gonna send you on your way. We told you, Israel
told Greta and the flotilla freaks that was going to happen.
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Not gonna be hurt. You're not a victim. Greta Thunberg
and your little froggy hat. People are screaming. They've arrested,
they've kidnapped, they've detained. Greta Thunberg and the flotilla freaks.
They told you it was gonna happen. Why are you
set them? See, this is when you don't grow up
with ramification. Parents tell you, yo, if you don't do this,
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I'm gonna put your ass in time out. If you
don't do this, you're not going to basketball practice. If
you don't do this, you're not gonna go play with
your girlfriends. If you don't do this, you're not playing PlayStation.
You didn't grow up like that. Greta and the fotilla freaks,
they told you. You're not coming over there on your
boats giving aid. Do whatever the fuck you hope and
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dream and want to do it. I'm sure it's with
good intentions. I'm sure it's not for cameras, documentaries and footage.
I'm sure it's very very good intentions, Greta, your little
frog hat wearing freak. I'm sure it's from the bottom
of your art. How dare you? They told you what
they were gonna do. Israel said, we're gonna we're gonna
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do the same thing we did with t you last on.
We gonna give you a nice sandwich. We're gonna have our
doctors check out, make sure you're you're living and breathing,
unlike the hostages, see Greta Thumberg. And then we're gonna
bring aid to the innocent civilians of Gaza. Were you
planning on bringing aid or getting aid to the hostages,
because nobody has brought any aid to the hostages who
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have been held for almost two years as of now.
We're gonna bring aid to the hostages, Greta, No, you
weren't gonna bring When Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks
landed and got detained and arrested by the Israeli authorities,
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you were treated better than the hostages have been treated
in two fucking years. You think you can go into
a war a war zone that started on October seventh.
They told you what was gonna happen you got detained,
you got fed, you got band aids, you got sent
home again. Greta, you got to keep your stupid fucking
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frog hat. You got to put it on your dumb,
little fucking head. And they sent you back again. And
if you come one more time, we're gonna send you
back another time. Greta. Three is hope they arrest your
ass this next time we're gonna come back. How dare
you with your pre recorded messages, if you're seeing this message,
this is my passport. How dare you if you're seeing
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this message, I have been kidnapped? How dare you little fuckers?
How dare you little fuckers when they told you what
they were gonna do, when they told you you're not
allowed in an active war zone? How dare you refer
to yourself as kidnap victims? Your little fucking bullshit artists,
each and every one of you, you refer to yourself
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as kidnap victims on your pre recorded messages with your
lawyer's phone number written on your This is just in
case you're not a fucking victim. Motherfucker. You motherfuckers aren't
victims kidnapping victims? Forty eight real people are still being
held hostage. Israel is still under siege, being bombed on
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seven fronts for two fucking years. And oh, a kidnapped
victim calling yourself kidnap victims, real people, American citizens have
been held for two years. You got the audacity and
the nerve to refer to yourself, We're kidnapped in the world.
Can you how could you stand? Take it to the UN,
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take it to the ICC, see what they're gonna do
about it? Jack shit. You knew what was gonna happen.
They told you what was gonna happen. The same thing
happened last time. You were treated, fed and sent on
your fucking way, treated and fed, unlike the forty eight
hazards who have been in captivity for two years now,
Greta and the flotilla freaks. And let's say, hypothetically, somehow,
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in some way, you little, your little creeps did wander
off in the guys. Let's say your boats did land
and you wandered off in the gaysen. How do you
think you'd be treated by Hamas with open arms? How
would Hamas treat you? How would Hamas treat Greta Thumber?
How would Hamas treat the LGBTQ people on that flotilla.
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How would Hamas treat any of you if they could
get their fucking hands on any one of you flotilla freaks?
What would they do to you? Would they go, oh,
thank you so much? You know what, you guys, Let's
give a little tour of the tunnels. Here, here's the tunnels.
This is a mile seventy four and this is where
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we killed the six Israelis back in June. And this
is mile one hundred and seventy three, and this is
where we held the five girls. And he oh, look,
here's some of the hostages. We've had him here for
two You think you get a little tour of the tunnels,
a tunnel tour, Greta and the flotilla fix, is that
what you want? You're gonna go to Ganza and Hamas
is gonna show you around the tunnels, give a little
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tour of the tunnels, and show you the prisoners, the
kidnap victims who have been held for the last two years.
Your fucking losers. They told you were gonna get arrested,
and then they gotcha, said you're under arrest and you're
being sent home. It's the same fucking script as last time,
we're gonna feed you, we're gonna treat you, and we're
gonna send you on your fucking way. You're not victims.
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And it happened on young Kipper in the whole world Twitter,
Twitter's oh my god, oh my god, this is the
best of humanity. Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks, this
is the best of humanity. They risked nothing, Nothing was
gonna happen to them. They knew nothing was gonna happen.
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They're probably fed, offered showers, deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, fed again,
and put on fucking l all airlines back to wherever
the fuck you came from, and you could do. This
is what happened. Nothing happened. You got no story. When
they asked Greta Thumberg the first time she came in,
isw what happened? She had no story because she was
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treated well. Unlike the forty eight hostages and the victims,
every single victim of October seven, the return hostages, and
every single person was terrorized, killed, violated, and so much
more on October seventh, None of that happened to your
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How would Hamas treat Greta Thumberg. How would Hamas treat
the LGBTQ people on that flotilla? How would Hamas treat
any of you if they could get their fucking hands
on any one of you flotilla freaks? What would they
do to you? Would they go? Oh, thank you so much?
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You know what, you guys, Let's give a little tour
of the tunnels. Here, here's the tunnels. This is a
mile seventy four and this is where we killed the
six Israelis back in June. And this is my one
hundred and seventy three and this is where we held
the five girls. And he oh, look, here's some of
the hostages. We've had him here for two of you
think you can get a little tour of the tunnels,
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a tunnel tour, Greta and the flotilla fix, is that
what you want? You're gonna go to Ganza and Hamas
is gonna show you around the tunnels, give a little
tour of the tunnels and show you the prisoners, the
kidnap victims who have been held for the last two years.
Your fucking losers, Boom have no for the im reports
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she never ever ever got to treat and send Booie
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back where he belongs, which is back into a sanctuary.
He's still wandering the streets. Plus, NBA starts in three weeks.
The NBA starts in three weeks, and I am talking
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dot com. Somehow, some way, people, somehow, some way, people,
your prayers, your meditations, you're rooting, your cheering. It worked.
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I buried Booie in fantasy football, got about three or
four dms. People are like, my crap, what happened in
the Booie Bowl twenty twenty five. I ruined that big
tooth gorilla lipped animal in the Bowie Bowl twenty twenty
five in the world's most famous fantasy football league, the
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Howard Stern Fantasy Football League. It was Mann versus monkey,
and I took him down, and how Apropos, the Great
Jane Godall Jane Go Doll passed away. I believe she
was ninety one years old, maybe ninety two years old.
The Great Jangadal who's famous for saving so many wild animals,
(04:51):
so many appearances on so many different shows for so
many years. The great Jangadal passed away, and I would
be remiss, I'd be lying if I didn't think about
Bababooe when I heard about the passing of Jane Goodol, Janegadole,
who saved so many monkeys, so many gorillas, so many babboons,
but just couldn't find the time to save Baba BOOEI
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you did so much great work, Jane Goodol RP. Your
memory will be a blessing. I just wish you lived
long enough to take Baba Bowe and put him back
where he belongs in a forest, in a sanctuary, or
in a cage. The fact that that man sorry, the
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fact that that monkey is still out on the streets
portraying himself like a human being. They renamed him, They
even gave him new teeth, They gifted him new teeth,
And somehow, in some way, Jane Goodole, with everything you did,
all your foundations, all the time, all the effort or
the heart felt passion that you brought to this world
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saving so many animals, you just didn't live long enough
to put bab Ba Bowie where he actually belongs, in
a fucking forest. Or in a cage. But the Great
Jane Goodall has passed. And like I said, I defeated
Ba Ba Booie, yuck tooth Gary Delabante. And your prayers,
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your meditations, your well wishes, they work this time. And
trust me, when I'm beating Baba Bowie, it's We're all
beating Baba b No one wants to see him win.
No one roots for that rotten tooth, big lipped, infected
tongue animal, Gary Delabante, Gary Delabante from The Howard Stern Show. Anyway,
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believe it or not, we are two and a half
weeks away from the NBA season starting. We are you
know the NBA season starts October twenty first, if you
could believe that. And there's gonna be NBA games on
every channel all season long, Amazon, Netflix, NBC, ESPN and
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parts and places and streaming services unknown YouTube. I'm not
gonna know what the hell is going on this NBA season.
Nobody's gonna know what the heck is going on this NBAC.
People are gonna the Rockets are playing Golden State. Where
is it You turn the game one halfway through the
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second quarter before you find the game Tuesday nights. One
games Wednesday night, it's on Amazon. Thursday night, it's on NBC.
Friday night, it's on Peacock. Saturday, it's on NBC Prime
Slash Peacock. One game's half of the games on ESPN,
the other half's on Netflix. Can be all over the place,
but I cannot wait. The NBA is and always will
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be fantastic. And it all arts October twenty first. October
twenty first, it is going down. I can't believe we're here.
This is the greatest, greatest fantastic sports season of the year.
It is so magnificent when we have NFL, NBA, Major
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League Baseball, college basketball, college football all coinciding at once.
And before I get into some new faces and new places,
I went to a Yankee game the other day, and
let me tell you something, that Yankee Stadium, that playoff
environment with the New York Yankees versus the Boston Red
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Sox is like nothing else. I've never been to a
Yankee playoff game as far as I can remember, maybe
I was at one in the nineties. But when you
go into Yankee Stadium and you feel the history and
the crowd, and it's like seventy five thousand people packed.
Everybody's wearing Yankee hats, Yankee jerseys, and you see a
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few brave souls. I mean, these people are They're braver
than me. If I was a Boston Red Sox fan,
I would not be caught meandering around the Bronx with
a Pedro Martinez jersey. But they're there. They are there.
But I mean, I understand when I'm there why baseball
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is baseball and why it's America's game because it's I
don't know, the grass, the lights, there's just something about it.
Even though I'm not a big baseball fan, I was
reminded because I criticized baseball. I'm like, I don't understand
how this is a business. The game's going for three
and a half hours, four hours. Sometimes you're sitting there
in the sun. But when I walked into Yankee Stadium
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Yankees versus the Red Sox, Aaron Judge, I had legend seats.
I was in the legend seats by the way, okay,
and a few people in the legend seats, the legend
seats section, they came up to me and they said,
what's up. Few people, what's up? Legend? I was like,
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are you calling me ledge because everybody in the legend
seats is referred to as a legend. Or are you
referring to me as ledge because you look at me,
Michael Ramport as a legend. It confused me, but I
appreciate that. I like that. That seems like some real
gen z term. What's up? Ledge? I was like, what's up?
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It took me a minute to gather myself when I
was called Ledge three four times. But I was sitting
there front row, front row. Aaron Judges over these a beast.
Aaron Judges, Yo, he should be playing tight end for
the Cleveland Browns. Aaron Judge is ginormous. This is a
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hulking man. Good looking too. He's got the black stuff
under his eye. Big, big shoulders, big, big ass, big,
only fucking big. Aaron Judges big. And at one point
a ball came flying our way. Was hitting ground ball, hard,
ground ball, and of course, keep your eye on the ball,
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keep your eye on the ball. And I missed the
greatest moment of the night because Aaron Judge was sprinting.
I saw the replay sprinting. This is six foot seven,
two hundred, gotta be two hundred and forty pounds. Goon
goon of a man, a hulking man sprinting at us.
But we're watching the ball because you got to keep
your eyes on the ball. And I missed him sprinting
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from rainfield right in front of me. He picked that ball,
he threw it in. I was Aaron, judge your motherfuck away.
To go, motherfucker. He looked back. Probably was like like
to call security because I was so amped up when
he was right in front of me. But we had
a good time. And you know, the Red Sox and
the Yankees are duking it out in the wild Card
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which is now two out of three games, and it
just brought back memories of the Bucke dent Yankees versus
the Red Sox, and the Wildcard game was one game
in that beautiful afternoon and Bucky Dentist ding that ball
over the Green Monster. Remember that, Boston fans, remember when
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Bucky Dentist ding that ball over the Green Monster. That
was a good day. I remember it. I was a
young boy, but oh I remember that day. But I
had an awesome time at Yankee Stadium. Stuffed my face
with some kosher steaks. Let me tell you something. If
you've never been in these legend seats. In this Legend section,
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there is a I guess it's a cafeteria, and it's
part of the ticket. You don't pay for anything. Every
kind of food you could possibly imagine. They got seafood,
they got kosher, they got hot dogs, they got hamburgers,
they got slinders, they got sandwiches, they got pretzels, they
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got all sorts. They got a pretzel section. There's a
sweet section. I mean, I can't even describe how they
had cupcakes, apple pies, apple fritters, blueberry pies, blueberry these.
It was crazy. And then then had a whole candy section.
I never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything
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this Legends tickets, these legend seats, and this legend I
don't know if it's called the cafeteria or bizarre food court,
whatever it is where everything's prepaid. It's part of your
Legends ticket. Insane amounts of food, I mean, Coca cola,
diet coke, cherry coke, lemonade, grape blimeying, pepsi, diet pepsi,
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pepsi zero coke, zero coke, seventy five. Every single thing
you could possibly want, drink and eat they have in
this Legends Court podcast NBA starts October twenty first. October
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twenty first, and they started doing the preseason press conferences,
and you forget there's so many new faces in new places.
Kevin Durant, Kevin the SPITTERR. Durant is now on his
He was in Oklahoma, then he went to Golden State
at the Brooklyn. He's on his fifth team. Kevin Durant
is on his fifth team. The great Kevin Durant scoring machine.
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Kevin Durant is on his fifth team. I don't know
of any other player who played on that many teams
while still in his prime. There's been a lot of players.
Shaquillh has moved around when he was done. But Kevin
Durant is still you know, Kevin Durant, and he just
can't find the right fit, can't find the right and
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it ain't gonna be and he win a championship with
you soon, You guys are gonna compete. Got a nice crow.
You ain't winning the championship, Kevin. This is a ring chaser.
You're chasing those rings and things still Kevin Durant. But
remember Anthony Davis who got traded starting this season as
a Dallas Maverick can't forget that. I was like, that's right,
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that happened. Of course. Luka Dunkk is also starting his
first full season as a Los Angeles Laker. Miles Turner
from the Indiana Pacers, who he got out of there
just in the nick of time. He's going to the
Milwaukee Bucks. He's playing for the Milwaukee Bucks right next door,
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playing arm in arm with the freak the Greek freak, respectfully,
which is gonna be good? Miles Turner is good and
the Greek freak he needs help. Christoph perzingis who hopefully
Christap persingas tingis pingus. I will tell you every single
time I'm at a sporting event, and probably once a
day somebody, and this is no exaggeration to this day,
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probably one to day every other day somebody will come
up to me and go tingus pingus, that tingus pingus video,
Christaan porzingis tingus pingus. I remember where I was when
I heard you go tingus ping's. Once every other day
at least somebody will say that to me. But the
great Christan Persingis, hopefully he's healthy. Always root for Christoph
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Persing's people. We got off on the wrong foot. People
thought I was dissing Kristin Persingis when he was drafted
by the Knicks that faithful day, and I said, who
the fuck is Tingus Pingus? Where the fuck is Lativia?
This is a joke. It's all. This is performance art.
What I do here, particularly when I'm talking about sports
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and popular culture, it's all performance art. Respect all the athletes,
respect all the actors. Love them all, especially the athletes
that love them all. If I'm talking trash, it's because
I love you, I respect you. I don't talk trash
about people that I don't respect. So when I did
Tingus Pingus, who was now in Atlanta, Hawk who was
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with Love still haven't gotten a gap up Tingus Pingus.
He did send me a pair of sneakers. He did
send me a jersey when he was playing with Dallas.
But again, Christopher Perzingis tingsingers with Atlanta. Jordan Poole, he's
in New Orleans with Sadiq bay N. CJ. McCollum is
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now with Washington c J. C J. McCollum. Really he
didn't get a fair shot during his prime. CJ. McCollum.
He's with the Washington Wizards. I was gonna say the
Washington Bullets, the Washington Wizards, and James Harden again is
with the Clippers, signed a new deal, and John Collins,
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who I like, is with the Clippers. And Al Horford
was the big last signing, big Al Horford, who I
believe is fifty two. Al Horford has been playing in
the NBA for thirty seven years. Now he's with the
Golden State Warriors, which WI a good pick up if
he could continue to perform. Al Horford, you know, very likable,
very productive, completely stretched No Bruno his career out by
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improving his three point shot, and of course playing with
Steph and those guys in Golden State, they love the
three ball. No Bruno, pause, no Diddy. But I always
like Al Horford. And I remember I met Al Horford
with my kids. My kids were young when he was
in his second or third year on a plane. I
was on a plane and I think we're coming from
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the All Star Game, of going to the All Star Game,
and he was in first class for some reason. He
was flying regular, not with the team, and Al Horford
couldn't have been nicer to my kids, couldn't have been
just sweeter and more present and nice when they saw
Al Horford. So Al Horford always has a sweet spot.
Plus he's how could you not like Him's Al Horford.
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But October twenty first, the NBA season is bat baby.
The NBA is and always will be fantastic. It will
be a little hard to find this year, but it
is it always will be fantastic. Is it just me?
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Or does every single trip to an Apple store take
years off your life? I don't understand why. When one
a painting customer, When a pain customer goes into the
Apple Store for a repair, replacement, or a question, it's
like your status goes down. You're there to buy the
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fucking rush you through them in that Apple store. You
go go in there to buy anything, a core, a plug,
an iPhone, a computer. You go in the Apple Store
to buy an iPhone case, any accouterment from the Apple Store.
They get you in, get you out Apple Store. It's
like can help you, Yeah, I want to buy. Once
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you say I want to buy in the Apple Store,
you're like putting in the fast track. You go into
an Apple Store and say I need help, I need
a repair. Can you fix this? I have a problem
with that. You're like put in the shit line, the
shit line with the shit service. Don't you want me out?
I had to go in the Apple Store the other day.
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From my ear pods, my eye air buds whatever, two
hundred and ninety five dollar things that I put in
my ears to listen to whatever. I listen to, a
brand new pair of my air bud air play whatever
pros I just got. One of them doesn't work, So
I go in there. I was like, all right, let
me go in there with a good attitude. They know
(20:44):
me in there, security guard what. I'm like, Yeah, I
gotta go. They'll take care of you. Downstairs. I'm waiting, smiling, smiling.
I'm just like, okay, you're here. What a blessing to
be here. Things cann be waivers ah. And then they
come over, what can I help you with that? These
don't work? Can you can you help me with them?
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Pop up? Ouh. We want to do an analytics test. Okay, fine,
to your analytics's. I'll sit here, got my phone, chit
chatting with people, got my phone, looking at stuff. Oh,
I'm looking at stuff and then I'm thinking, oh, maybe
I'll buy Well, that speaker looks cool. Look at this spear.
I'm gonna buy that speaker. And then I'm like, oh yeah,
that plug up. So I got all these things I'm
gonna buy. While I'm waiting and waiting and waiting, they
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come back twenty minutes later. Now I've already been in
there thirty minutes total because I waited ten minutes to
get seen. Then they come back twenty minutes later and
he says, we're gonna do with something something something test.
It's okay. So I'm sitting there and I'm like, I
got my new speaker that I'm gonna buy. I got
my plug I'm gonna buy, and uh, you know, chit chatting.
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It's ten minutes. So now it's forty two minutes. I
looked at my watch, my Apple Watch, looked at it.
It's forty two minutes. The guy come back. Because we
put your your air buds, your earbuds on a charge it.
They need to be charged for twenty minutes. We're gonna
do it here, but you could do it at home,
and once you do that, it should fix them out
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and they'll be working. Fine, I'll just do it at home.
I've been in here forty two minutes. Okay, I'll be
right back. Comes right back out. It gives me my
air puts. Make sure you charge it for twenty minutes.
Everything will be fine. We did an analytics test and
they're gonna be uh, you know, upgraded and up to
speed and bump up up. Oh, by the way, can
I buy this little speaker. I want to buy this
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little speaker in the sure Boom boo boo, boom boom.
It's like fucking the speed of light. Everything's happening. But
once you say bye in the Apple store, speed a light,
rush me out, go home. Charge my air puts thirty minutes.
Guy said, twenty minutes. I'm gonna do thirty minutes. Charge
a thirty minutes. They don't work. Oh maybe they maybe, uh,
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they didn't charge it. I'm gonna charge them again for
another twenty two minutes. I'm gonna time it on my Apple,
my Apple Watch. It costs five hundred dollars. Charge my earbuds.
They don't work. I go, I told my wife. I said, Babe,
I gotta go back to that fucking hell. I was
in there today. I was in there for forty seven minutes,
and I spent money, spent money I didn't plan on spending.
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And I gotta go back. We'll just go back and
say it's not just. There is no just when you
have a repair or replacement you need something new in
the Apple Store except for buying, they stuff you. But
I woke up the next morning, did my walk in
Central Park. Beautiful time a year in such a park,
five miles, fourteen thousand steps around that park, feeling good.
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Go to the Apple store just opened. It's like nine
forty five in the morning. Not very crowded. See the
security go Mike while you back back is his fucking
ear puts Yoh they're gonna fix you up today. Go
down there, I said, sir. See here yesterday, Remember, yes, sir,
they don't work. I need a new pair. I have
Apple Care. I need a new pair. You see the
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date that I bought the way. I need a new pair.
We'll be right back, I said, sir, because he called me.
Start as I said, sir, I don't want to be
in your old day yesterday. I had a day trip here.
I want to get the fuck out. I want to
get out, sir, Please get me out of here, sir. Anyway,
he comes back, bulah bah blah blah. And they actually
did replacement and it only took fifteen minutes. It took
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fifteen minutes, which again is thirteen minutes longer than if
you go into the Apple Store to buy something. Like
I said, you go into the Apple Store to buy something,
they fucking fast track you in out boom can I.
They'll give you coffee tea. There's a whole thing if
you buy something in the Apple Store, not even expensive things.
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Buy a plug, a cord in the Apple Store, in
and out repair fix. They stuffy in the back of
the fucking bus podcast. The entire world is waiting on
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Hamas Trump and BB. We're in Washington. The other day
Saudi signed off on the deal. Qatar signed off on
the deal. BB called Qatar and apologized, which I can't
even imagine that apology. Trump is like, Babe, you gotta
you gotta call uh you know, the Prime Minister, the President,
(25:27):
the Great you know they got all these weird names.
You gotta call them me. You got to apologie, Like
I don't want to do this, Just call them even
though you don't you don't want to do it, even
though you probably don't think you should apologize. You don't
even have to make your apology. Sincere from the bottom
of your heart. You just have to make him think
it's sincere and from the bottom of your heart. So
Bibi had to call the leader whatever they are over
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there Qatar and apologize. But they got the Katari's they
signed off, Saudi, they signed Everybody has signed off on
this deal. Everybody. The President of the United States, whether
you'd like him or not, he is the President of
the United States, the Prime Minister of Israel, the leader
of this Saudi country, leader of Katar, the leader of
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this UAE, Every Saudi Arabian Middle Eastern places signed off
on a deal except for Hamas. Right now, currently, as
of the recording of this I Am Rapports stereo podcast,
the entire world waits as a bunch of bab boon raping, terrorist, arsonist, kidnapping, murderist,
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deviant thiefs make a decision if they agree with the
President of the United States and every other Middle Eastern country.
The entire world is waiting for a decision from Hamas.
Can you fucking believe that shit? The inferiority complex, they
got the entire world by the fucking balls. We're all
(26:58):
waiting for Hamas, and there are still forty eight hostages,
and Israel is still under attack during Young Kippour, right
as Young Kipper started in Israel. What happens Gaza, poor Gaza.
They launch missiles into Israel. And while all this is
going on, while the entire world waits to see if
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Hamas will accept this deal, and I'm begging, I listen,
any person that I offended, any person who is offended
by me, specifically, any person who thinks I'm wrong, crazy,
I'm a Zionist, this, I'm an empty this, all those things.
(27:39):
Let's put it all aside. Let's please all beg. Let's
please all pray, Let's please all scream, please please, all
of us collectively, all of us collectively who have nothing
to do with the battle on the field, all of
us who care about humanity, who care about innocent civilians,
(28:06):
all of us, all of us. I don't care if
you're free Palestine, gods of this, you think Israel's this,
that and the third, all of us. Let's pull all
of it in the past, right now and beg plead
scream Hamas, the leaders of Hamas, please take this deal.
Can we all agree to say, Hamas please take this deal?
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Please please, You guys will be giving amnesty. You could
go off to wherever you're going off and hide and
live the rest of your life rich. Rich. You're Hamas fighters,
your leaders are, they'll take care of you. The world,
(28:52):
Donald Trump and the rest of the Middle East is
offering you sovereignty. Can we all please hope, pray, beg
plead for Harmasque to accept this deal. And you know
what I was thinking, in twenty five years. In twenty
five years, all of us will live long enough, hopefully
(29:13):
a ro Kashem. All of us will be alive to
witness a new Gaza, a peaceful Gaza with hopefully casinos
and skyrise buildings and strip clubs if you're into that,
weed shops, Chick fil Ase, Starbucks, the best hummus in
(29:38):
the world. The place will be completely rebuilt. The Gaza
Plaza will become a reality. The Gaza International Film Festival
will become a reality. The Gaza International Tennis Tournament will
become a reality. Jake Paul will be about fifty. He
can have his last fight in Gaza if they take
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this deal now and we move forward. I am begging
everybody to please scream, tweet, stop tweeting about Greta Thumberg
and her fucking, dumb, fucking flotilla and her froggy hat
tweet beg please protest, scream, do whatever you need to
do in any language for Hamas to take this deal. Please.
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The United States President and all the Middle Eastern countries
have all agreed. We are all now waiting for Hamas
because more than people begging pleading for Harmasa, please please
please take this deal. People are upset that Greta and
the gremlins, Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks were detained
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like Israel told them that we're gonna get detained. Israel
told you if you come over here and your little
fucking row boats and your tongue boats, you got your
frog hat on and all your goofy shit, we're gonna
detain you. You're not kidnapped, Greta Thunberg and the flotilla freez.
You're not kidnapped. There are kidnapped victims who have been
(31:16):
held for almost two years. They told you, if you
come here during an act of war, we're gonna detain
your ass. You're gonna be fed, you're gonna be treated
by doctors, and then we're gonna let you go, we're
gonna send you on your way. We told you, Israel
told Greta and the flotilla freaks that was going to happen.
(31:39):
Not gonna be hurt. You're not a victim. Greta Thunberg
and your little froggy hat. People are screaming. They've arrested,
they've kidnapped, they've detained. Greta Thunberg and the flotilla freaks.
They told you it was gonna happen. Why are you
set them? See, this is when you don't grow up
with ramification. Parents tell you, yo, if you don't do this,
(32:02):
I'm gonna put your ass in time out. If you
don't do this, you're not going to basketball practice. If
you don't do this, you're not gonna go play with
your girlfriends. If you don't do this, you're not playing PlayStation.
You didn't grow up like that. Greta and the fotilla freaks,
they told you. You're not coming over there on your
boats giving aid. Do whatever the fuck you hope and
(32:23):
dream and want to do it. I'm sure it's with
good intentions. I'm sure it's not for cameras, documentaries and footage.
I'm sure it's very very good intentions, Greta, your little
frog hat wearing freak. I'm sure it's from the bottom
of your art. How dare you? They told you what
they were gonna do. Israel said, we're gonna we're gonna
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do the same thing we did with t you last on.
We gonna give you a nice sandwich. We're gonna have our
doctors check out, make sure you're you're living and breathing,
unlike the hostages, see Greta Thumberg. And then we're gonna
bring aid to the innocent civilians of Gaza. Were you
planning on bringing aid or getting aid to the hostages,
because nobody has brought any aid to the hostages who
(33:04):
have been held for almost two years as of now.
We're gonna bring aid to the hostages, Greta, No, you
weren't gonna bring When Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks
landed and got detained and arrested by the Israeli authorities,
(33:26):
you were treated better than the hostages have been treated
in two fucking years. You think you can go into
a war a war zone that started on October seventh.
They told you what was gonna happen you got detained,
you got fed, you got band aids, you got sent
home again. Greta, you got to keep your stupid fucking
(33:49):
frog hat. You got to put it on your dumb,
little fucking head. And they sent you back again. And
if you come one more time, we're gonna send you
back another time. Greta. Three is hope they arrest your
ass this next time we're gonna come back. How dare
you with your pre recorded messages, if you're seeing this message,
this is my passport. How dare you if you're seeing
(34:12):
this message, I have been kidnapped? How dare you little fuckers?
How dare you little fuckers when they told you what
they were gonna do, when they told you you're not
allowed in an active war zone? How dare you refer
to yourself as kidnap victims? Your little fucking bullshit artists,
each and every one of you, you refer to yourself
(34:33):
as kidnap victims on your pre recorded messages with your
lawyer's phone number written on your This is just in
case you're not a fucking victim. Motherfucker. You motherfuckers aren't
victims kidnapping victims? Forty eight real people are still being
held hostage. Israel is still under siege, being bombed on
(34:56):
seven fronts for two fucking years. And oh, a kidnapped
victim calling yourself kidnap victims, real people, American citizens have
been held for two years. You got the audacity and
the nerve to refer to yourself, We're kidnapped in the world.
Can you how could you stand? Take it to the UN,
(35:19):
take it to the ICC, see what they're gonna do
about it? Jack shit. You knew what was gonna happen.
They told you what was gonna happen. The same thing
happened last time. You were treated, fed and sent on
your fucking way, treated and fed, unlike the forty eight
hazards who have been in captivity for two years now,
Greta and the flotilla freaks. And let's say, hypothetically, somehow,
(35:41):
in some way, you little, your little creeps did wander
off in the guys. Let's say your boats did land
and you wandered off in the gaysen. How do you
think you'd be treated by Hamas with open arms? How
would Hamas treat you? How would Hamas treat Greta Thumber?
How would Hamas treat the LGBTQ people on that flotilla.
(36:06):
How would Hamas treat any of you if they could
get their fucking hands on any one of you flotilla freaks?
What would they do to you? Would they go, oh,
thank you so much? You know what, you guys, Let's
give a little tour of the tunnels. Here, here's the tunnels.
This is a mile seventy four and this is where
(36:26):
we killed the six Israelis back in June. And this
is mile one hundred and seventy three, and this is
where we held the five girls. And he oh, look,
here's some of the hostages. We've had him here for
two You think you get a little tour of the tunnels,
a tunnel tour, Greta and the flotilla fix, is that
what you want? You're gonna go to Ganza and Hamas
is gonna show you around the tunnels, give a little
(36:46):
tour of the tunnels, and show you the prisoners, the
kidnap victims who have been held for the last two years.
Your fucking losers. They told you were gonna get arrested,
and then they gotcha, said you're under arrest and you're
being sent home. It's the same fucking script as last time,
we're gonna feed you, we're gonna treat you, and we're
gonna send you on your fucking way. You're not victims.
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And it happened on young Kipper in the whole world Twitter,
Twitter's oh my god, oh my god, this is the
best of humanity. Greta Thumberg and the flotilla freaks, this
is the best of humanity. They risked nothing, Nothing was
gonna happen to them. They knew nothing was gonna happen.
(37:31):
They're probably fed, offered showers, deodorant, toothpaste, toothbrush, fed again,
and put on fucking l all airlines back to wherever
the fuck you came from, and you could do. This
is what happened. Nothing happened. You got no story. When
they asked Greta Thumberg the first time she came in,
isw what happened? She had no story because she was
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treated well. Unlike the forty eight hostages and the victims,
every single victim of October seven, the return hostages, and
every single person was terrorized, killed, violated, and so much
more on October seventh, None of that happened to your
sick cosplaying cook freak flow, Tilla Fuckheads, im rap Ports
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stereo podcasts. I'm done. Tell a friend to telling a
friend about the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. Is you subscribe, rate,
and view to the Iron rap Port Stereo podcast? Leave
a comment, leave a question. Miles Jeordan aka the Bleech
Brothers aka the Destwethers. Take me ahead what's on the
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