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Speaker 1 (00:10):
So this is Michael Rapp Report. You are now listening
to the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Horse Face
Laura Ingram talking out the side of her mouth. She somehow,
some way found something funny about the passing and the
memorial of Nipsey Hustle. I have a whole bunch of
things to say to her. Tiger Woods, We know what
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you've been doing, Tiger. You obviously have been fucking Congratulations
on your victory at the most recent Masters. Tiger is
back and we all know why. Plus the NBA playoffs
have started, and I have some fabulous sick Fox of
the week. All that and more on a big body, hardcore,
hard body I Am Rapp Reports Tereo podcast. Miles Jordan,
(00:57):
let me get something real nice, some real proper, and
most importantly, yes, yes, something real funcky. All right, this
is the I Am Wrappaport stereo podcast. My name is
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the Kringo Man Dingle a k the White Chocolate Tito
a k A. Mr. New York a k A H. Yes,
Mr two one to a k A. The Jake Lamoto
of podcasting a k A. The man they call Mr.
A k A. I was excited. I was looking forward
to I was hyped up about grabbing this here, Mike,
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that you hear my voice speaking directly to you on
right now to jump into today's big body banging I
am Rappaport stereo podcast. I've said it once, I've said it,
said it a bunch of times. Some days are are
just are just meant for podcasting, and today is one
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of those days. So many different things have been going on,
so many high, so many lows. Paris, unfortunately, is on fire.
The cathedral of not Tre Dame. This is where the
hunchback of not Tre Dame is burning. Nothing funny about that.
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I've never been there. I have never been to France.
I've never been to Paris. Um obviously, even an un uneducated,
unworldly guy like myself. Unfortunately, I don't consider myself highly educated.
Smart like a whip, the intuition and memory of a
fucking elephant. I don't know if elephants actually have great intuition.
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I know they have great memories. I have also a
great memory about the important things I pride myself on.
Incredible and thinks um. But as far as a world
wide education, not great, not great at all. Um. But
the cathedral and Notre Dame of Notre Dame is burning,
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um burnt down to the ground. And you know, I mean,
if if you're not from there, you know, this is
one of the great monuments of the world. Um. And
it's sad because so much history um and pride, um
and stories and it truly is a historic place. So
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that's that was sad. That was happening. Um. And we're
gonna get into that. We're gonna get into this so much.
It's a great day for podcasting. And and here I
am in the pocket now. I saw something over the weekend.
There's a great follow on Instagram, my guy. His pages
eighties eight zero s eighties, Underscore, Dope House. He posts
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all hip hop everything, that's all he posts, just straight
hip hop shit clips, videos, all sorts of ship from
the eighties and nineties too, you know the ship that
I like, the Golden Error Fly ship. Um. Now, Miles
and Jordan's the Dust Brothers respectfully. Uh, they're gonna they're
(04:22):
gonna be like uh. Um. But he posted this clip
that I saw Saturday morning. I saw it Saturday morning,
and it got me so fucking hype, and it got
me so fucking geeked on on hip hop, and it
perfectly exemplified everything that I love about hip hop. It
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perfectly exemplified the standards and practices that I talk about
all the time. Right here on this I Am Rappaport
stereo podcast regarding hip hop talks about all the standards
and practices, all the bullshit that I talked about on
social media. Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm not right, but
(05:08):
my reference point is specifically people and moments like this. Now.
BT used to have a show called The Basement with
my guy Tigger, and one of the great things that
they used to have on that show was whoever came
through there, they needed to freestyle, They needed to get down.
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That was part of the the being on the show.
You come on the show, you need to get it popping.
You need to get in that booth, grab that mic,
and spit some ship. Now, the other morning, I wake
up and I see this post that I may or
may not have seen, but I hadn't seen it a
long time. DMX rocking. It's only it's only ninety seconds.
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But if this ship doesn't get you hype, if this
just ship doesn't remind you what's great about hip hop,
if this just ship doesn't sort of go, oh yeah,
this is what's This is why I talk ship about
hip hop. This is my standards, and you're entitled to
have standards. You don't have to dumb yourself down to
to find new whack ass bullshit music. Okay, said it
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wants to send a million, make your money, do your thing,
but don't try to tell me this ship is dope.
Miles Jordan, please play the nineties second clip. I play
the fucking clip for me. Please play the nineties second
clip of d m X on the basement that I
am referring to this d m X rocking freestyle. Okay,
(06:38):
bust this shop Chicken Chicken, Chicken, chicken. You're starting to
get a little too big for the kid to have
a trap and catch. No, what's the problem for propping
the wrapping stott clap them, then check to the mall.
We all know what's happening enough a bit by the
dog to wear a soul something which I don't give
I know it's all, but I don't give a about
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living of a dog catching cats. Take the pitchers got me?
It's to bring back the feet from a thin when
I catch um eating and the steaks I'm ana win,
I beg top dog and I'm bron stay top dog.
So what you got to say? Dog? And you can't
to play things that dog can't win. So but I'm
a back chunking well listen sick from now on that
you can't. We got the five put him up, but
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get the chap man. You cats don't know, but it's
gonna be. And when I'm like free d to the
end to the ex last I heard was having sex
with the same sex, and I showed no love the whole.
Most dogs empty, y'all. Don throw most slugs. How you
gonna split man keeping? If he spots to be fight,
touch in your hand, use a fat picking but don't
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stump in the chail. Left the cat the cool aid
on the slippings and pumps, and I don't you think
they bronze? They know how to be one way after dog,
I know how to dip down. You know how to fight,
but I know how to fight. I know how to
chase the cat up the tree man, I get the
beneful with me. Get you now? Does that not get
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you fucking hyped? Does that not remind you of what
is special about hip hop? DMX freestyling over a nas beat.
Does that not want to make you run through a
fucking wall. Take on any naysayers, take on anybody that
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has questioned you in life, Run a mountain, complete a task,
kick some fucking ass figuratively not literally. That's what the
funk I am talking about. That ship got me just
amp the fuck up. I love it, and you should
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definitely follow this guy. And I've never met him. I
just love his pages. Eighties underscored Dope House, eighties eight
o s underscored Dope House. On Instagram, he posts it
like that all the time. So Laura Ingram, big face,
(09:08):
Laura Ingram, horse face, Laura Ingram, who appears to be
doing a caricature of an uptight white woman, doing a
caricature of an uptight white woman. This is a wicked bitch.
I my wife hates when I talk about women's looks publicly,
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and even she said, say whatever the funk you want
to say about her. My wife can't. She doesn't support it.
When I tweet, when I make comments about women's looks,
she doesn't like it. She said, you say whatever. She's
just nasty. She deserves the full rap report. She told me.
Even My wife can't stand as co sign and say
whatever you want to say about her. She's terrible. This
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is the shut up and dribble woman. This is an animal.
This is a woman whose face is so pumped up
on botox it doesn't move. It literally doesn't move. Okay,
I saw what I saw at the Republican National Convention.
She threw up the Nazi sign. It wasn't an accident.
(10:17):
Playing with the cracks and the crevices of not being
able to get caught and not getting in trouble. She
disrespected those kids, the park Land UH shooting survivors. She
told Lebron James and Kevin Durant to shut up and dribble.
I told her, then, why don't you shut up and
dribble these nuts? Remember that Miles Jordan. Please play that
(10:39):
clip when I told her to shut up and drill
these nuts. I'm apologizing in advance. I know this is
gonna offend some women, but I had to do it.
This is for Laura Ingram, the cock eyed Fox News
commentator with the Bobby Brown draw who said that k
D and Lebron James should just shut up and dribble. No, cluckhead,
you shut up and dribble these not bitch so most
(11:02):
recently horse face Laura Ingram, who whose ass is so
flat that when she stands up you can see the
entirety of her asshole. That's a that's a fact. Her
asses so flat, her her asses so non apparent that
when she stands up you can see the entirety of
her whole balloon. Not she's vile, her and her corny
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ass crony. I don't even know this dude's name. Another
just stick up the ass, fucking tidy, whitey fucking asshole.
They were talking making light of of Nipsey hustles memorial
service last week and giggling and talking about a song
and they were referring to the rapper y g s
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And if they didn't know what they're it's just uninformed. Listen,
whether or not you agree with this, this is still
a person who was murdered. This is a murder victim.
And you already know. I'm sure she's like, why are
all these people gathering in the streets. What's so special
about Nipsey Hustle. That's how she speaks like. It's just
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smug and cynical and just disconnected. And her in this punk,
asked Fox Reporter. We're up there just making light of
it and giggling. Play the clip. Mills in l A
thousands lined the streets to say goodbye to rapper Nipsey Hustle. Now,
this dear artist recently released a song called f d
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T F Donald Trump tup TRP. Okay, Now that's a
very creative, very ca very is it. It all began
and ended with irving Villin for your didn't um so
(12:53):
they refrain the chorus, It goes on and on. Is
that related to the lowest unemployment ever? Basically? Now, I
just want to point out that when I say to
Miles and Jordan A. K. The Dust Brothers, play the clip. Uh,
this is why I say this is a finally run machine, okay,
And this is why this is the best podcast in
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the world. We pride ourselves we are a finally ran machine,
finally tuned engine. We're not just fucking popping up, slicing
and dicing and putting the podcast together, okay. And it
ain't about me saying play the clip. The craftsmanship, the work,
the detail that we all put into every single episode
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of the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. We pride
ourselves on. I know, I'm proud of it. Me the
Gringo man Dingle me Mr New York, Mr a K.
I am so proud of this podcast. We bust our
fucking as to put out the best product every single
episode hard a karate podcasting at its finest. Okay, now
(14:05):
we're gonna discuss again the move to luminary later on
in the episode. But do not please, and I'm asking
you this sincerely, do not take what we do for granted.
We've been going for five years straight. We haven't missed
a week, not one fucking week in five years, on vacation,
(14:27):
through highs, through lows, through health stuff, through personal stuff,
through all the adversity that we went through professionally with
the Pockets, we have not missed a week. And most
of the time it's two episodes a week. Looking up
look it up. But let me stay on horse face,
big faced buck tooth, cow tooth, moose mouth, Laura Ingram,
(14:52):
that's right, you gotta fucking moose mouth. You got a
bunch of giant ganic moose sized veneers. Your girl looks
fucked up, and she's over there making fun, making light
of a murder victim. She has to go. This lady
has to go her and that fuck Tucker Carlson. But
(15:15):
Tucker Carlson isn't even in the league of Laura Ingram. Nasty, fucking,
nasty Laura Ingram. I told you about this before. This
isn't a this isn't a rumor. Okay, she admitted to it.
Laura Ingram is a nasty fucking bitch. I hate to
use that word publicly about women. I hate to use
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it sincerely about a woman. Okay, but this is an old, lonely,
nasty bag. This is a woman, okay, who wakes up
every morning and a cool gray plume of smoke puffs
out of her vagina. Okay, that happens. That fucking happens
to her every morning. She is a lonely bitch. She's
(16:01):
not a nice person. Okay, she's not a good person.
Her own brother doesn't funk with her own brothers a
gay man openly gay in and doesn't funk with her,
And her history and her opinions about the gay community
are documented when she was at Dartmouth. This is a
fact looking up, looking up fact check it. You think
(16:22):
I like fact checking about some horsemouth animal No, but
I triple checked for poll checked, because what I'm saying
is it's true. It's not a rumor. This one woman,
she was at Dartmouth in her senior year. During her
tenure running the college newspaper, she wrote all sorts of
(16:45):
controversial articles, okay, and she went out of her way.
She sent an undercover reporter to an lgbt Q meeting
on the campus. This is all of students, eighteen nineteen
one year old kids. Obviously it was a private meeting.
(17:07):
There was an oath of confidentiality, okay, signed and read
to the participants, meaning, you know this is a private meeting.
We're young gay kids. On account we might not want
everyone to know about this, especially thirty years ago. Because
this is an old bag. This is an old bag.
That's why she's she's pumped up on fillers and botox.
(17:30):
Look at her face, nasty, asked Laura Ingram then published
an article and a transcript of what was spoken about
and who attended the meeting, naming them, describing them as
cheerleaders for latent campus sodomites. This lonely animal tried to
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defend her places. Uh, freedom of the press, No, it's
not freedom of the press. It's not freedom of the pig.
You're the pig. Someone from Dartmouth said it was the
most extreme anti homosexual views imaginable. Can you imagine being
so vicious, so mean, so lonely and miserable that you
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want to out your fellow college gay students, you want
to shame them about that. This is a pig, Okay,
this is a true life dog face, moose mouth pig.
A lot of people have said Willie Hutcher. I think
I Willie hutched her before. Maybe maybe not. She's not
(18:36):
worthy of that, Willie. Like, I really really can't stand
her and can't stand what she represents. And I can't
stand her fucking face. Okay, But I am happy that
her husband left her. That makes me happy, and I'm
not surprised, okay. And I am happy that her face
cannot move. It will not move every time she makes
(18:58):
a gesture, whether she's happy or sad, her face cannot
and will not move because she's pumped up on so
much toxic medicine. Okay. I hope it catches up with
this dog, this animal, fire this bitch, I hate to
use the B word, fire her ass. Fox News podcast
(19:27):
in other news. Tiger Woods. He's back. Tiger Woods, as
we all know at this point. One the Master's the
Master's golf tournament the other day, and uh, people were excited,
people are hyped, people were celebrating him. People were breaking
(19:51):
his bowls like I was, and uh, I'm happy for Tiger.
I'm happy he's back. Obviously, it's a great sports story.
Aside from fucking his way out of the limelight and
the pills and the pill addiction, which it's not like
he just got hooked on heroin for ships and giggles.
You know, Tiger Woods pill addiction had everything to do
(20:14):
with his back surgeries, which I think he had six
of them, which I wouldn't wish on anybody. You know,
back pain and athletes being injured, and he ain't the
first one. It happens to football players and hockey players
all the time. There's been plenty of stories and documentaries
actual documentaries about football players and hockey players who have
(20:38):
left the game with surgery after surgery and pain medicine
after pain medicine and then getting addicted to these terrible
pain medications, which definitely, uh was what was going on
with Tiger Woods. Um So to see him back, and
to see any athlete go through that and hit the
bottom and then come back to the top, it's a
great story. Uh. I have nothing against Tiger He obviously
(21:02):
has been fucking his way back to shape. Let's not affront. Okay,
the only time Tiger Woods was at the top of
his game was when he was the the pimp of
Perkins Okay, the ass man of Applebee's, the Red Lobster King,
(21:23):
the t g I f fucker. We know how he
gets down. Okay, we know how Tiger Woods gets down.
He fucked his way to the top. Once he was brilliant,
he owned the game of golf, one of the biggest
stars in the world. Then he got married. He fucked
(21:44):
his way out of that relationship. It happens. I don't
judge him for that. I mean, did he make a
spectacle of it? Did he take things way too far? Yo?
He went he went nuts. This guy went nuts on
mid level looking white girls. Okay, whether he's cheating or not,
(22:04):
that's bro code. I ain't gonna judge him on that.
But he had like nineties seven side pieces, one after
another after another, and he was sloppy. They all threw
him under the bus, each and every one of them.
And these are just the ones we know about, the
ones that came out, and I can't remember the number.
I'm not fact checking, Okay, but he he was he
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was truly about that Applebee's life. Okay, he was truly
about that David Busters Dick down any any sort of
mid level place. Tiger Woods was grabbing up all the waitresses,
all the assistance, all the cashiers and freaking off. That
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ruined him. That's what ruined him. And then you get
the back injuries, and it's just hard to come back from. Okay,
but let's not let's not forget it was the Applebee
chicks and the girls from Perkins and all the spots
I just named. That was the first reason why he
went down, why he couldn't get back. Okay, we could
(23:09):
blame the pain pills and the back surgeries, but there
is no doubt in my mind that Tiger Woods must
have figured out some sort of program. Okay, in two
thousand and nineteen when a guy like him was sloppy.
I mean, this is not a stick man. People say
he's a stick man. This is this is the opposite
of a stick man. Trust me, this ain't no Leonardo DiCaprio,
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Matt Dillon, Milton Burrow. He's not in that league. This
ain't no Johnny Stamos, He's not in that league. No
John f King Jr. This motherfucker right here is a mess.
But rest assure if he came back from all those surgeries,
all that adversity, okay, his wife coming to to to
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beat his ass with his own golf clubs, all that,
remember that on things giving, all that ship, remember the
mug shot from just two years ago, all of it.
The only way he was able to get back on
top as he has been fucking And I don't care
what he's doing. I think he's remarried, he's got I
don't care what he's been doing. But don't front Tiger Woods.
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See that's the problem. What what that? I'll always have
with Tiger Woods. I just don't like his personality. There's
nothing relatable about him. He doesn't say any flyeshy. Yes,
he's more humble and he's he's just how he speaks.
He speaks like this. It's just very there's there's no
flavor in his ship. And me personally, I don't I
don't funk with anybody. That fronts that fakes Jack's. Remember
(24:41):
when this guy said he wasn't black, he made up
a term. I think he said he made up the term.
I've heard the term before, but I think he said
he made up term of what he is because I
believe he's Asian and black. But he said he doesn't
view himself as black. But you remember when he got arrested.
What did his arrest reports say it? It said male
(25:01):
six three pounds black. Okay, that's what the fund the
report said. But this guy said he was comblazon or something.
This is like a Jew denying his Judaism. You know,
there's still some Jewish actors out of here that have
changed their names to avoid being stereotaped. We see your
(25:23):
fucking big nose. We know you're fucking Jewish, and you
don't embrace it. You hate your fucking self, your self
loathing jew Yu. Same with Tiger Woods. You're black, you
might be black and Asian, you might be black in this,
but when people see you white black Chinese, they see
a black man and you shun that. I don't respect that.
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I don't go fuck what you do on the side.
I don't given who you do with you ain't married
to me. I don't get down like that, duke. It's
the jack faking that I'm not with. So, Yes, congratulate
Altans to Tiger Woods. Yes, it's a fantastic story. Yes,
his son was there to watch him kick ass. I
love all that, but I'm not gonna sit here and
(26:07):
be like, oh, what a love of book. This guy
is not lovable. There's nothing relatable about this fucking guy.
The way he speaks, he's he's detached. He doesn't identify
with anything. He doesn't take stands on anything. Plus, he
hangs out with Dick staining Donald Trump. That's his man.
Fifty grand always watch us up with his dick in
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his hand. That's his homeboy. I don't funk with anybody
that doesn't take stands in life. Take a stand. I'm
out here on the front lines talking ship, put in
my face and my name on wax talking that good you.
I don't expect everybody to do that. But if you're
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Tiger Woods and you have a voice in this community,
in this world, and you don't say anything, I guess
he is saying something. You know what I have to
attract that, I guess he is said he says, yeah,
I funk with Um, I funk with Trump Yo, I
actually say yeah he he fus with Trump. Well, well
(27:10):
you know I feel about that. If you still funk
with that's your golf buddy, Now Donald Trump, Dick Stain.
Donald Trump, he's giving a Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal
of Freedom. He announced that I am uh presenting him
with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. So that's that's Tiger Woods.
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He he doesn't make stands. That's that's it. He says,
I'm not black, and I funk with Donald Trump. Those
are the two the two things he'll be known for.
And his affinity for waitresses at Applebee's. No disrespect to
the ladies at Applebee's. Now I mentioned Luminary earlier. We
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are moving to Luminary, which will become um the Netflix
of podcasting. Just so you know, the the wrapper pack
is everywhere. We see all all you fox, We see
it all, see every tweet, every comment, every tweet out
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of the side of your fucking lips. All of it. Okay,
all of it. We have thought this through. This is
the best opportunity for the I Am wrapp Reports Stereo podcast.
Five plus years, five fucking years. Okay, we've been rocking
at the I M. Rapp Reports stereo podcast. We haven't
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missed a week. We haven't missed a week. We've never
gone back to back. Okay, we haven't missed a fucking week.
We are moving to Luminary. I want every single one
of the fans to come with me. Okay, I want
every single one of the fans to come to Luminary.
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You can download the Luminary app where you download apps
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it sucks for some of you guys, paying six a month,
that's how much it is. The first year, six ninety
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you're not used to it. It's not what you're accustomed to. Okay,
I understand that we have a kick ass group of
podcasts we're rocking with. Okay, finally tuned, finally crafted, all
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hard body podcasting. Plus I am going to be there
every single week, two times at least a week emergency
episodes when and if need beat, you know how I
get down. Okay, may we start. The launch is free
until May April twenty three. It's right around the corner.
(30:08):
We're coming. I want everybody to download the Luminary app.
I haven't felt this excited, haven't felt this passionate about
anything in our podcasting career. Okay, I know it sucks
for six a month, but it's only six nine a month.
We can all do it. And I am making this
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really hyped about the most, in no particular order. I
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love this podcast, Hollywood and Crime from Glamour to Murder.
It is a crime podcast and Chill. I love Yo,
I go to sleep, to crime podcasts and chill. Okay,
I love this podcast. Hollywood and Crime Exclusively a Luminary.
Also Murder podcast and Chill A very fatal murder from
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The Onion. It's the ONIONI and Everybody Knows. The Onion
True Crime podcast follows reporter David Pascal on a never
ending quest for truth, praise and murder Murder podcast, and
fucking Chill. Locked Up Abroad Okay, from the creators a
Doctor Death, which I talked about on the Iron Rap
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Coors Stereo podcast. Everybody Loves Everybody Fox with Locked Up Abroad,
my guy Arian Foster, Now what with Arian Foster plus
the Player's Trivia will be exclusively on the Iron Rap
Pors Stereo podcast. My guy Amori Hardwick. You know Ghost
from Power Amory Hardwick. He's got a dope ass podcast
(33:46):
called Poetics with Amory Hardwick. It's all hip hop everything.
He's interviewing mcs, interviewing rappers and it's really detailed the
same way we get down here on the Iron Rap
Pors Stereo podcast. There's so many dope podcasts, all right,
There's so many dope podcasts that are gonna be on Luminary.
I won't steer you wrong. I only steer you strong.
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My guy, Alex, give me the best documentary filmmaker in
the world. Okay, he did the arms strong lie. He
did the inventor with which I just talked about that
crazy uh Silicone Valley lady. He has a podcast that
will be exclusively on Luminary, and there's tons more. Okay.
I know it's different, I know it's new. Okay, but
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trust me, I won't steer you wrong. I only steer
you strong. Luminary is going to be changing the podcast game.
I don't want to lose any fans. Okay, six nine
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Podcast T shirt. Moving forward, so the NBA Playoffs are underway,
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and aside from the Detroit Pistons, everybody seems to have
come into the playoffs ready to compete. I feel bad
for the Pistons. I love Andre Drummond, but without Blake Griffin,
they are just they're way, way, way, way way in
over their head with the Milwaukee Bucks and the Greek
(35:43):
freak Um. That fucking guy is just what a unique
player because when you watch him, he doesn't do anything
particularly special. He's truly a freak. Uh no disrespect. I've talked,
you know, some shit about him and talked about his
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need for uh you know, having a one on one
move when he's not running to the basket, but when
he is running to the basket, and he does it
a lot with them long ass legs and them long
ass arms, and he's zero stepping and side stepping and
you know, running away from the basket and dunking. I've
never seen anything like that consistently. Looks crazy. Um and
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I don't know what they have them listed as, but
he looks like seven feet or six eleven or some
ship in them long ass arms, and Detroit is just
you know, they should they should make a rule like
they're gonna get up three love three three oh, and
just like yeah, you guys, you don't. We don't need
to do this fourth game, right and Detroit should be
all like, yeah, we we we were good. We we
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can't compete without Blake Griffin. It's it's insane, like why
play four games? Why humiliate them and beat them four
four nothing? Because they're they're gonna beat them for nothing.
And that motherfucking janice An Temkomo. You see everybody figuring
out how to say his name. A couple of years ago,
nobody could say it. Remember that All Star game. I
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think it was the All Star Game down in New Orleans.
Marv Albert was struggling with his name. I island learned
to stay and say his name. But he he played
his way into learning how to say his fucking name right.
That motherfucker the Tasmanian Devil, that's what they shall him
because when he gets the ball in the open court,
that's what it looks like. It's like the fucking Tasmanian Devil.
A Golden State is tied now one one. That's a surprise.
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And the Brooklyn Nets came out Game one versus the
Philadelphia seventy sixers and kick their fucking ass. Is Brooklyn
in the house without a doubt. Good, Yo. I don't
know how this series is gonna play play out right now.
The series is tied one to one. But Brooklyn is
is is a tough team. There are a team on
the rise and that will be a destination for a
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free agent next year. They have young guys, they play together,
they play hard. Their coach apparently is a prick, but
the players respect him and he is prepared and he
gets those guys prepared. And my guy, D'Angelo Russell, even
though I know that guy's they pricked the coach and
I say that would all due respect. He's a hard
nosed coach. He has pushed and made DiAngelo Russell uh
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into the player that everybody knew and thought he could
uh be. So I'm super happy for him, and uh,
I'm excited about Brooklyn. I'm exprised sided about the Brooklyn Nets.
This series is going to be tough. They're going to
go back and forth and it's crazy. You know the
game one, you know, Ben Simmons gets booed all the
time when he missed his free throws, when he misses shots,
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the Philadelphia crowd. Listen, this is the same crowd. These
are the same people. They booed Santa Claus. They threw
sit They fucking threw snowballs at Santa Claus in the sixties.
These are these are the people's uh children at the
game booing the seventies sixers during the second quarter of
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a playoff game, They're booing their team. I've never seen
anything like it. I funk with the Philadelphia fans and
and it's crazy because Joe l Embiad, who's it's hard
enough to like. Everybody loves Joel Embiad, even if he's annoying,
even with this tro L Embiad and his his ship.
After game one he was complaining about the booing. He
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he didn't really say it was him, but he was saying,
other guys get upset about it. And I'm like, yo,
Troel Embiid, you talk so much shit. You talk all
your this and this one. Sometimes it's it's lighthearted, sometimes
it's it's mean spirit. You talk all all that ship,
and when your own crowd is booing your own team,
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now you're bitching. You're supposed to be a See. This
is why, yo, this is why Joel Embiid would never
be Shock. Yo, you never hear Shack whining complain. Shock
would have that dude on his back. He'd have him
like a knapsack. If Shaquille O'Neal played in this NBA,
he would be He would be dunking all the fuck
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over trow l m beat. Don't get it twisted. This
is not a che malajah one. Joel embat is a
very good player. He doesn't move with the speed that
a chem a la Juan moved with. Yes, some of
his moves are similar. Okay, he loves to play with
his back to the basket and I'm a fan, but but,
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but let's not try to compare him to a chem
malaja one who had the footwork of a guard. He
literally had the footwork of a guard and a small forward. Okay.
If Shaq played against Joel and beat, he would crack
his fucking ass. He would have him pinned under the
basket like he had every single person he ever played against.
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He would bust his fucking ass. Joel and Beato stop
one and they're booing. Played your own fans, won't boo
now when you go on the road, everybody's gonna boo
you you're sensitive. How could a seven ft three five
pound dude be sensitive? Doesn't match. That's why these dudes
would never You can't compare anybody in this NBA to
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Shaquille On. He wasn't sensitive. I saw a picture the
other day of him dunking on the entire Nets crew
during the finals versus the New Jersey Nets, five dudes
around him. This dude was a fucking goon. Talk about
a goon, Talk about a bully, talk about straight bullyball.
This guy's complaining that the fans are booing. Your fans
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are booing your man, Ben Simmons. They say he was
the next Magic Johnson. Stuke can't make free throws. Stu
can't shoot twelve foot jump shots. He's a professional basketball player.
Talk to your man and stop shooting so many three pointers.
Joel Embiid complaining about the fans booing. Get the funk
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outta here. No, I don't want to say I told
you so, but I did tell you so. Luke Walton
was fired on Friday Friday afternoon, just as I told you.
Trust me anytime there's really bad news, and they wanted
to have as little traction as possible if and when
they can drop some news, whether it's the President getting
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rid of somebody or somebody coming out with you know,
just bad news or good news. Good news you don't
want to drop on a Friday afternoon because it gets
lost over the weekend. Well, Luke Walton was fired over
the weekend and hired by the Sacramento Kings. Who called it?
Who told you first? That's me. I have inside sources.
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That wasn't just a random prediction. I knew that ship
was gonna happen. I have sources. Shout out to my man,
Chris Broussard. He ain't the only one with the sources,
these fucking clown paid professionals like Oh, well, NBA sources
have told me that uh, tylu is the front runner
for the Los Angeles Lakers job. You had to get
(43:03):
that from NBA sources. Duh. We all know that Lebron
wants Tyler. We all know that Genie bush Bus is
gonna turn the keys over to Lebron James and let
him run the circus for the next three years, the
exact thing that pat Riley wouldn't do in Miami. Sources, Yes, sources,
(43:25):
do the math, do the Math, do the microL rapport
inside scoop Math. Look at some of the people I
rocked with on the Big Three, look at some of
the people that have been with me on the I
m Rapports Stereo podcast. Do the fucking math. I have
sources to asshole fucking Wi Jaikowski. Can you even make
a layup? Can you do the mic and drill? Can
(43:45):
you make ten free throws out of ten? I can.
I can't do it all the time, but any day,
any place, I can make ten free throws out of ten.
Give me half an hour, I can do it. Okay,
can you do that, Wi Jakowski with your fucking sources. Oh,
toy Lou seems to be the front runner a Lakers job?
Whoop they fucking do? That's your information? Get the funk
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out of here, man. One of the final little bits
of drama from the Magic Johnson departure is that fucking
Alonzo Ball. This guy's insane. Yeah, this guy is crazy. Man.
Apparently the Los Angeles Lakers had to get involved. Okay,
they had to stop and threaten Alonzo Ball saying his
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contract will be void, no, in void, because this guy
wanted to get unauthorized ankle surgery, and the Lakers said,
if you do that, your contract is nullan But I
don't know who he's telling this guy anything. I don't
know who's in his ear. But if I were them,
I would have let him do it. Go get the surgery, Duke,
(44:53):
go ahead, go ahead and do it. I mean, first
of all, get some real sneakers. Please do yourself a favor.
Don't come out there wearing them goofy as sneakers. Ever again,
you don't trust the Los Angeles Lakers doctors. You were
gonna go get ankle surgery on your own. They should
have done it. They wouldn't have had to pay him anything,
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and they could have just put this guy. It'll be
like a tax write off. And the sad thing about
Lonzo balls. He seems like a good kid, and I
think he's gonna turn into a good player. But this
is going to be a thirty thirty documentary one day,
This whole big ball of brand thing is gonna be
a thirty thirty documentary one day, and I hope it
doesn't have a sad ending. All Right, it's time, Okay,
(45:38):
it's uh, it's time. As if this hasn't been a
sick enough. Iron Wrap Reports stereo podcast. It's time for
the sick Fox of the week. Miles, please give me
the sick Funk of the Week theme song. This is
an award that has earned, not given, earned, not given.
It's called the sick the fun of the I'm sick,
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She's really fucking sick man, she fucking whack line. Make
him You smell like a sick fuck. You look like
a sixteen supposed to be on a plane. You sick
are you doing? Hey? Man? Leave that chicken alone, Leave
the chicken alone? What are you doing to the chicken
that doesn't belong in a chicken? Yes, this is the
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sick Fuck of the Week theme song. You are now
listening to the sick Fuck of the Week segment. Of course,
this is an award winning I am Rapports Stereo Podcast
exclusive segment. You will not be able to hear the
I am Rapports Stereo Podcast Sick Fox of the Week
anywhere else. In California, A boy accused of stabbing his
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mother to death. Okay, this is a fifteen year old
boy who was accused of killing his own mother in
two thousand seventeen. Is on the loose in California. Somehow,
some way, this fifteen year old sick fuck of the
week escaped from a juvenile correction facility in Orange County.
(47:13):
Jumped the fence, jumped the wall. The whole thing was
caught on videotape, but they were too late. As of
the recording of This Iron Rapports stereo podcast, this sick fuck,
a fifteen year old sick fuck, a young sick fuck,
is on the loose somewhere near Orange County in California. Florida.
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Is Florida in the house without a doubt, dumb fuck
sick fuck. A Florida man got out of jail. Michael
Casey Lewis, thirty four years old, had just been bonded
out of St. Lucy County in Fort Pierce, Florida. He
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couldn't walk, he couldn't go far. He's laid easy. I
don't know what this guy's problem is, but officers spotted
him acting suspicious. He was casing the parking lot. He
claimed to be waiting for his girlfriend. There was no girlfriend,
there was no pick up. This asshole, this dumb fuck,
then stole a car in the prison parking lot. Michael
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Casey Lewis, you are a double winner, a sick fuck yes,
and a dumb fuck God lee Ge the look on
his face of his mug shot, you could see he's going,
God damn, I'm dumb. I mean, how stupid do you
have to be? Did the bass salts not get out
of your system when you were locked down where you're
(48:42):
not clear headed? Walk a few miles. Okay, if you
want to steal another car, just at a prison, walk
a few miles. Don't steal it from the prison parking lot.
You're sick. Fuck you. This is insane. Now. I talked
earlier about not being that educated, but we all know
that the National bird it's on, it's on our money.
(49:05):
The bald eagle rare species. Some good old boy in
Arkansas is on the loose. A bald eagle in Arkansas
was found shot to death. Hunter this this is somebody
who gets off on doing these kinds of things, hunting
rare animals, the the the American animal. Okay, this is
(49:28):
this is a trader. This person is a trader, just
like that freak Julian Assage. Well, I'm gonna get to
after this, okay. Uh. There was a bald eagle that
was shot dead in Arkansas. There is search is on
for the shooter now. The punishment for killing an eagle
in Arkansas is a maximum fine of five thousand dollars
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or one year in prison. Lock this guy up. You
don't have anything better to do but shoot bald eagles? Uh,
lock him up now. Julian Assans the Wiki League people.
I know, some people think he's a hero. Some people
think he's not a hero. I think he's just a
sick fuck. Okay. First of all, he's on the lamb.
(50:11):
I think in Sweden or Norway there are charges for
sexual assault and rape allegedly. Okay, and some people again
think he's he's a great person. He's a great uh
you know, he's he's a patriot, you know. And he
blew up the spot on this one and that one.
He broke the law number one. And why he's being
mentioned in the Sick Fox. When authorities were coming to
(50:34):
get him just recently last week, he didn't just fight them,
he he he didn't just uh you know, turn himself
over peacefully. No, he didn't do that. He didn't want
to do that. He spread feces. Julian Assans, Mr Wick
at Wiki Leak's guy. He spread his feces, his shit
all over his room. Why why are you doing that?
(50:57):
These people are just doing their job. You did something wrong, Okay,
you broke the law. You've been running, you've been hiding,
you've been Uh, I forgot the word. What he's been
doing that for years now they came and got you.
No one wants to deal with you anymore. You've got
charges of rape and sexual assault, and then you want
to shoot all over the place. Why why why do
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you want to do that? I suppose I thought you
were some sort of hero, some sort of American hero.
Wherever the funk you're from. You ain't no hero. You're
sick fuck in the Boogie Down Bronx. A sick funk
guy's name is angel Esteban Felix Rodriguez. Good looking kid,
looks like an R and B singer. Well, he ain't
(51:39):
good looking and he ain't ain't no R and B singer.
He's a sick fuck. This guy twenty four, his young girlfriend,
twenty one, beautiful girl. Uh stayed out all night. Uh,
this sick fuck killed her. He killed her because she
stayed out all night. Jealousy, passion, all this make you
(52:03):
go crazy? Okay, make you go crazy. The one good
thing about this sick funk is that he uh strolled
into the forty eight Priescinct with an interpreter the other
day around six pm and admitted to two police officers
that he killed his girlfriend. You're not getting out of
jail now, Duke. You are not getting out a jelly
(52:23):
strangler to death. Uh. This is a terrible tragic story. Uh,
An angel Esteban Felix Rodriguez, who apparently listen and speak
very good English. I don't know how to translate. You
are now when I am rapports stereo sick fuck of
the week, but you are my friend. Um and looks
like it smells like it probably is. Got a lot
(52:45):
of requests about this crew. UM. A woman in Wisconsin,
Okay and her son. This is a mother son sick
funk of the week combination. They look like they were
hopped up on something. I don't know. I can't tell
what they were hopped up on. But they went into
a Walmart. Okay, they went into a Walmart on a
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Wednesday evening last week, Wednesday evening. Uh. They're in custody
right now because they caused a ruckets. They scared the
ship out of people. Okay. The woman went into the Walmart,
she started doing karate, started doing kicking gestures, started kicking
down things in the aisle for some reason. Then her
twenty five year old son got buttass naked in Walmart. Okay.
(53:32):
Imagine you're going to a supermarket or Walmart or a
target with your mom's Your mom starts doing karate. Shit,
you take off all your clothes, okay, and then the dog,
the dog, their dog was all obviously hopped up on something.
The dog started rummaging through the corn bread mix in Walmart.
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They have been arrested. Uh these are friendly, Uh, sick fox,
but sick fox nonetheless listen just because they did something
that we find funny, just because the mom went in
there and started doing karate hard body and Duke went
in there and took his clothes out. I don't know
if this was all employed to steal some food for
the dog, But there's other ways. There's charities. Is the
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a s p c A lock them up, cool them
off to a blood drug alcohol test, find out what
the funk is going on with this mother son sick
funk of the week combination out there, and you Claire Wisconsin. Listen,
what can I say? Okay, what more can I say?
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cannot stop, will not stop. Always from the bottom of
the heart, blood on the floor podcasting. I'm done. Uh
(55:23):
this week? Uh, if you're around, I will be doing
comedy in Los Angeles this week. If you are around,
I will be at the Laugh Factor at the eight
pm show. I believe it's the a p m Show,
the early show on Thursday at the Laugh Factory. And
I will be at the Comedy Store Saturday kicking Ass
smash Mouth comedy. I was at the Comedy Store the
(55:46):
other day. There was some iron Rapport stereo podcast fans.
We came, we saw, we conquered Miles Jordan. You guys
know exactly what it is. I need something real, nice,
something real, proper. But most importantly, oh yes, oh yes,
why w away take us out of here with something real?
Fucking while why why wh wh wh wh why wh
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wh why why why a wh
So this is Michael Rapp Report. You are now listening
to the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. Horse Face
Laura Ingram talking out the side of her mouth. She somehow,
some way found something funny about the passing and the
memorial of Nipsey Hustle. I have a whole bunch of
things to say to her. Tiger Woods, We know what
(00:34):
you've been doing, Tiger. You obviously have been fucking Congratulations
on your victory at the most recent Masters. Tiger is
back and we all know why. Plus the NBA playoffs
have started, and I have some fabulous sick Fox of
the week. All that and more on a big body, hardcore,
hard body I Am Rapp Reports Tereo podcast. Miles Jordan,
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let me get something real nice, some real proper, and
most importantly, yes, yes, something real funcky. All right, this
is the I Am Wrappaport stereo podcast. My name is
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the Kringo Man Dingle a k the White Chocolate Tito
a k A. Mr. New York a k A H. Yes,
Mr two one to a k A. The Jake Lamoto
of podcasting a k A. The man they call Mr.
A k A. I was excited. I was looking forward
to I was hyped up about grabbing this here, Mike,
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that you hear my voice speaking directly to you on
right now to jump into today's big body banging I
am Rappaport stereo podcast. I've said it once, I've said it,
said it a bunch of times. Some days are are
just are just meant for podcasting, and today is one
(02:07):
of those days. So many different things have been going on,
so many high, so many lows. Paris, unfortunately, is on fire.
The cathedral of not Tre Dame. This is where the
hunchback of not Tre Dame is burning. Nothing funny about that.
(02:30):
I've never been there. I have never been to France.
I've never been to Paris. Um obviously, even an un uneducated,
unworldly guy like myself. Unfortunately, I don't consider myself highly educated.
Smart like a whip, the intuition and memory of a
fucking elephant. I don't know if elephants actually have great intuition.
(02:53):
I know they have great memories. I have also a
great memory about the important things I pride myself on.
Incredible and thinks um. But as far as a world
wide education, not great, not great at all. Um. But
the cathedral and Notre Dame of Notre Dame is burning,
(03:15):
um burnt down to the ground. And you know, I mean,
if if you're not from there, you know, this is
one of the great monuments of the world. Um. And
it's sad because so much history um and pride, um
and stories and it truly is a historic place. So
(03:35):
that's that was sad. That was happening. Um. And we're
gonna get into that. We're gonna get into this so much.
It's a great day for podcasting. And and here I
am in the pocket now. I saw something over the weekend.
There's a great follow on Instagram, my guy. His pages
eighties eight zero s eighties, Underscore, Dope House. He posts
(04:02):
all hip hop everything, that's all he posts, just straight
hip hop shit clips, videos, all sorts of ship from
the eighties and nineties too, you know the ship that
I like, the Golden Error Fly ship. Um. Now, Miles
and Jordan's the Dust Brothers respectfully. Uh, they're gonna they're
(04:22):
gonna be like uh. Um. But he posted this clip
that I saw Saturday morning. I saw it Saturday morning,
and it got me so fucking hype, and it got
me so fucking geeked on on hip hop, and it
perfectly exemplified everything that I love about hip hop. It
(04:44):
perfectly exemplified the standards and practices that I talk about
all the time. Right here on this I Am Rappaport
stereo podcast regarding hip hop talks about all the standards
and practices, all the bullshit that I talked about on
social media. Sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm not right, but
(05:08):
my reference point is specifically people and moments like this. Now.
BT used to have a show called The Basement with
my guy Tigger, and one of the great things that
they used to have on that show was whoever came
through there, they needed to freestyle, They needed to get down.
(05:30):
That was part of the the being on the show.
You come on the show, you need to get it popping.
You need to get in that booth, grab that mic,
and spit some ship. Now, the other morning, I wake
up and I see this post that I may or
may not have seen, but I hadn't seen it a
long time. DMX rocking. It's only it's only ninety seconds.
(05:53):
But if this ship doesn't get you hype, if this
just ship doesn't remind you what's great about hip hop,
if this just ship doesn't sort of go, oh yeah,
this is what's This is why I talk ship about
hip hop. This is my standards, and you're entitled to
have standards. You don't have to dumb yourself down to
to find new whack ass bullshit music. Okay, said it
(06:16):
wants to send a million, make your money, do your thing,
but don't try to tell me this ship is dope.
Miles Jordan, please play the nineties second clip. I play
the fucking clip for me. Please play the nineties second
clip of d m X on the basement that I
am referring to this d m X rocking freestyle. Okay,
(06:38):
bust this shop Chicken Chicken, Chicken, chicken. You're starting to
get a little too big for the kid to have
a trap and catch. No, what's the problem for propping
the wrapping stott clap them, then check to the mall.
We all know what's happening enough a bit by the
dog to wear a soul something which I don't give
I know it's all, but I don't give a about
(06:58):
living of a dog catching cats. Take the pitchers got me?
It's to bring back the feet from a thin when
I catch um eating and the steaks I'm ana win,
I beg top dog and I'm bron stay top dog.
So what you got to say? Dog? And you can't
to play things that dog can't win. So but I'm
a back chunking well listen sick from now on that
you can't. We got the five put him up, but
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get the chap man. You cats don't know, but it's
gonna be. And when I'm like free d to the
end to the ex last I heard was having sex
with the same sex, and I showed no love the whole.
Most dogs empty, y'all. Don throw most slugs. How you
gonna split man keeping? If he spots to be fight,
touch in your hand, use a fat picking but don't
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stump in the chail. Left the cat the cool aid
on the slippings and pumps, and I don't you think
they bronze? They know how to be one way after dog,
I know how to dip down. You know how to fight,
but I know how to fight. I know how to
chase the cat up the tree man, I get the
beneful with me. Get you now? Does that not get
(08:02):
you fucking hyped? Does that not remind you of what
is special about hip hop? DMX freestyling over a nas beat.
Does that not want to make you run through a
fucking wall. Take on any naysayers, take on anybody that
(08:24):
has questioned you in life, Run a mountain, complete a task,
kick some fucking ass figuratively not literally. That's what the
funk I am talking about. That ship got me just
amp the fuck up. I love it, and you should
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definitely follow this guy. And I've never met him. I
just love his pages. Eighties underscored Dope House, eighties eight
o s underscored Dope House. On Instagram, he posts it
like that all the time. So Laura Ingram, big face,
(09:08):
Laura Ingram, horse face, Laura Ingram, who appears to be
doing a caricature of an uptight white woman, doing a
caricature of an uptight white woman. This is a wicked bitch.
I my wife hates when I talk about women's looks publicly,
(09:33):
and even she said, say whatever the funk you want
to say about her. My wife can't. She doesn't support it.
When I tweet, when I make comments about women's looks,
she doesn't like it. She said, you say whatever. She's
just nasty. She deserves the full rap report. She told me.
Even My wife can't stand as co sign and say
whatever you want to say about her. She's terrible. This
(09:55):
is the shut up and dribble woman. This is an animal.
This is a woman whose face is so pumped up
on botox it doesn't move. It literally doesn't move. Okay,
I saw what I saw at the Republican National Convention.
She threw up the Nazi sign. It wasn't an accident.
(10:17):
Playing with the cracks and the crevices of not being
able to get caught and not getting in trouble. She
disrespected those kids, the park Land UH shooting survivors. She
told Lebron James and Kevin Durant to shut up and dribble.
I told her, then, why don't you shut up and
dribble these nuts? Remember that Miles Jordan. Please play that
(10:39):
clip when I told her to shut up and drill
these nuts. I'm apologizing in advance. I know this is
gonna offend some women, but I had to do it.
This is for Laura Ingram, the cock eyed Fox News
commentator with the Bobby Brown draw who said that k
D and Lebron James should just shut up and dribble. No, cluckhead,
you shut up and dribble these not bitch so most
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recently horse face Laura Ingram, who whose ass is so
flat that when she stands up you can see the
entirety of her asshole. That's a that's a fact. Her
asses so flat, her her asses so non apparent that
when she stands up you can see the entirety of
her whole balloon. Not she's vile, her and her corny
(11:27):
ass crony. I don't even know this dude's name. Another
just stick up the ass, fucking tidy, whitey fucking asshole.
They were talking making light of of Nipsey hustles memorial
service last week and giggling and talking about a song
and they were referring to the rapper y g s
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And if they didn't know what they're it's just uninformed. Listen,
whether or not you agree with this, this is still
a person who was murdered. This is a murder victim.
And you already know. I'm sure she's like, why are
all these people gathering in the streets. What's so special
about Nipsey Hustle. That's how she speaks like. It's just
(12:09):
smug and cynical and just disconnected. And her in this punk,
asked Fox Reporter. We're up there just making light of
it and giggling. Play the clip. Mills in l A
thousands lined the streets to say goodbye to rapper Nipsey Hustle. Now,
this dear artist recently released a song called f d
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T F Donald Trump tup TRP. Okay, Now that's a
very creative, very ca very is it. It all began
and ended with irving Villin for your didn't um so
(12:53):
they refrain the chorus, It goes on and on. Is
that related to the lowest unemployment ever? Basically? Now, I
just want to point out that when I say to
Miles and Jordan A. K. The Dust Brothers, play the clip. Uh,
this is why I say this is a finally run machine, okay,
And this is why this is the best podcast in
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the world. We pride ourselves we are a finally ran machine,
finally tuned engine. We're not just fucking popping up, slicing
and dicing and putting the podcast together, okay. And it
ain't about me saying play the clip. The craftsmanship, the work,
the detail that we all put into every single episode
(13:41):
of the I Am Rapp Reports Stereo podcast. We pride
ourselves on. I know, I'm proud of it. Me the
Gringo man Dingle me Mr New York, Mr a K.
I am so proud of this podcast. We bust our
fucking as to put out the best product every single
episode hard a karate podcasting at its finest. Okay, now
(14:05):
we're gonna discuss again the move to luminary later on
in the episode. But do not please, and I'm asking
you this sincerely, do not take what we do for granted.
We've been going for five years straight. We haven't missed
a week, not one fucking week in five years, on vacation,
(14:27):
through highs, through lows, through health stuff, through personal stuff,
through all the adversity that we went through professionally with
the Pockets, we have not missed a week. And most
of the time it's two episodes a week. Looking up
look it up. But let me stay on horse face,
big faced buck tooth, cow tooth, moose mouth, Laura Ingram,
(14:52):
that's right, you gotta fucking moose mouth. You got a
bunch of giant ganic moose sized veneers. Your girl looks
fucked up, and she's over there making fun, making light
of a murder victim. She has to go. This lady
has to go her and that fuck Tucker Carlson. But
(15:15):
Tucker Carlson isn't even in the league of Laura Ingram. Nasty, fucking,
nasty Laura Ingram. I told you about this before. This
isn't a this isn't a rumor. Okay, she admitted to it.
Laura Ingram is a nasty fucking bitch. I hate to
use that word publicly about women. I hate to use
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it sincerely about a woman. Okay, but this is an old, lonely,
nasty bag. This is a woman, okay, who wakes up
every morning and a cool gray plume of smoke puffs
out of her vagina. Okay, that happens. That fucking happens
to her every morning. She is a lonely bitch. She's
(16:01):
not a nice person. Okay, she's not a good person.
Her own brother doesn't funk with her own brothers a
gay man openly gay in and doesn't funk with her,
And her history and her opinions about the gay community
are documented when she was at Dartmouth. This is a
fact looking up, looking up fact check it. You think
(16:22):
I like fact checking about some horsemouth animal No, but
I triple checked for poll checked, because what I'm saying
is it's true. It's not a rumor. This one woman,
she was at Dartmouth in her senior year. During her
tenure running the college newspaper, she wrote all sorts of
(16:45):
controversial articles, okay, and she went out of her way.
She sent an undercover reporter to an lgbt Q meeting
on the campus. This is all of students, eighteen nineteen
one year old kids. Obviously it was a private meeting.
(17:07):
There was an oath of confidentiality, okay, signed and read
to the participants, meaning, you know this is a private meeting.
We're young gay kids. On account we might not want
everyone to know about this, especially thirty years ago. Because
this is an old bag. This is an old bag.
That's why she's she's pumped up on fillers and botox.
(17:30):
Look at her face, nasty, asked Laura Ingram then published
an article and a transcript of what was spoken about
and who attended the meeting, naming them, describing them as
cheerleaders for latent campus sodomites. This lonely animal tried to
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defend her places. Uh, freedom of the press, No, it's
not freedom of the press. It's not freedom of the pig.
You're the pig. Someone from Dartmouth said it was the
most extreme anti homosexual views imaginable. Can you imagine being
so vicious, so mean, so lonely and miserable that you
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want to out your fellow college gay students, you want
to shame them about that. This is a pig, Okay,
this is a true life dog face, moose mouth pig.
A lot of people have said Willie Hutcher. I think
I Willie hutched her before. Maybe maybe not. She's not
(18:36):
worthy of that, Willie. Like, I really really can't stand
her and can't stand what she represents. And I can't
stand her fucking face. Okay, But I am happy that
her husband left her. That makes me happy, and I'm
not surprised, okay. And I am happy that her face
cannot move. It will not move every time she makes
(18:58):
a gesture, whether she's happy or sad, her face cannot
and will not move because she's pumped up on so
much toxic medicine. Okay. I hope it catches up with
this dog, this animal, fire this bitch, I hate to
use the B word, fire her ass. Fox News podcast
(19:27):
in other news. Tiger Woods. He's back. Tiger Woods, as
we all know at this point. One the Master's the
Master's golf tournament the other day, and uh, people were excited,
people are hyped, people were celebrating him. People were breaking
(19:51):
his bowls like I was, and uh, I'm happy for Tiger.
I'm happy he's back. Obviously, it's a great sports story.
Aside from fucking his way out of the limelight and
the pills and the pill addiction, which it's not like
he just got hooked on heroin for ships and giggles.
You know, Tiger Woods pill addiction had everything to do
(20:14):
with his back surgeries, which I think he had six
of them, which I wouldn't wish on anybody. You know,
back pain and athletes being injured, and he ain't the
first one. It happens to football players and hockey players
all the time. There's been plenty of stories and documentaries
actual documentaries about football players and hockey players who have
(20:38):
left the game with surgery after surgery and pain medicine
after pain medicine and then getting addicted to these terrible
pain medications, which definitely, uh was what was going on
with Tiger Woods. Um So to see him back, and
to see any athlete go through that and hit the
bottom and then come back to the top, it's a
great story. Uh. I have nothing against Tiger He obviously
(21:02):
has been fucking his way back to shape. Let's not affront. Okay,
the only time Tiger Woods was at the top of
his game was when he was the the pimp of
Perkins Okay, the ass man of Applebee's, the Red Lobster King,
(21:23):
the t g I f fucker. We know how he
gets down. Okay, we know how Tiger Woods gets down.
He fucked his way to the top. Once he was brilliant,
he owned the game of golf, one of the biggest
stars in the world. Then he got married. He fucked
(21:44):
his way out of that relationship. It happens. I don't
judge him for that. I mean, did he make a
spectacle of it? Did he take things way too far? Yo?
He went he went nuts. This guy went nuts on
mid level looking white girls. Okay, whether he's cheating or not,
(22:04):
that's bro code. I ain't gonna judge him on that.
But he had like nineties seven side pieces, one after
another after another, and he was sloppy. They all threw
him under the bus, each and every one of them.
And these are just the ones we know about, the
ones that came out, and I can't remember the number.
I'm not fact checking, Okay, but he he was he
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was truly about that Applebee's life. Okay, he was truly
about that David Busters Dick down any any sort of
mid level place. Tiger Woods was grabbing up all the waitresses,
all the assistance, all the cashiers and freaking off. That
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ruined him. That's what ruined him. And then you get
the back injuries, and it's just hard to come back from. Okay,
but let's not let's not forget it was the Applebee
chicks and the girls from Perkins and all the spots
I just named. That was the first reason why he
went down, why he couldn't get back. Okay, we could
(23:09):
blame the pain pills and the back surgeries, but there
is no doubt in my mind that Tiger Woods must
have figured out some sort of program. Okay, in two
thousand and nineteen when a guy like him was sloppy.
I mean, this is not a stick man. People say
he's a stick man. This is this is the opposite
of a stick man. Trust me, this ain't no Leonardo DiCaprio,
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Matt Dillon, Milton Burrow. He's not in that league. This
ain't no Johnny Stamos, He's not in that league. No
John f King Jr. This motherfucker right here is a mess.
But rest assure if he came back from all those surgeries,
all that adversity, okay, his wife coming to to to
(23:55):
beat his ass with his own golf clubs, all that,
remember that on things giving, all that ship, remember the
mug shot from just two years ago, all of it.
The only way he was able to get back on
top as he has been fucking And I don't care
what he's doing. I think he's remarried, he's got I
don't care what he's been doing. But don't front Tiger Woods.
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See that's the problem. What what that? I'll always have
with Tiger Woods. I just don't like his personality. There's
nothing relatable about him. He doesn't say any flyeshy. Yes,
he's more humble and he's he's just how he speaks.
He speaks like this. It's just very there's there's no
flavor in his ship. And me personally, I don't I
don't funk with anybody. That fronts that fakes Jack's. Remember
(24:41):
when this guy said he wasn't black, he made up
a term. I think he said he made up the term.
I've heard the term before, but I think he said
he made up term of what he is because I
believe he's Asian and black. But he said he doesn't
view himself as black. But you remember when he got arrested.
What did his arrest reports say it? It said male
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six three pounds black. Okay, that's what the fund the
report said. But this guy said he was comblazon or something.
This is like a Jew denying his Judaism. You know,
there's still some Jewish actors out of here that have
changed their names to avoid being stereotaped. We see your
(25:23):
fucking big nose. We know you're fucking Jewish, and you
don't embrace it. You hate your fucking self, your self
loathing jew Yu. Same with Tiger Woods. You're black, you
might be black and Asian, you might be black in this,
but when people see you white black Chinese, they see
a black man and you shun that. I don't respect that.
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I don't go fuck what you do on the side.
I don't given who you do with you ain't married
to me. I don't get down like that, duke. It's
the jack faking that I'm not with. So, Yes, congratulate
Altans to Tiger Woods. Yes, it's a fantastic story. Yes,
his son was there to watch him kick ass. I
love all that, but I'm not gonna sit here and
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be like, oh, what a love of book. This guy
is not lovable. There's nothing relatable about this fucking guy.
The way he speaks, he's he's detached. He doesn't identify
with anything. He doesn't take stands on anything. Plus, he
hangs out with Dick staining Donald Trump. That's his man.
Fifty grand always watch us up with his dick in
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his hand. That's his homeboy. I don't funk with anybody
that doesn't take stands in life. Take a stand. I'm
out here on the front lines talking ship, put in
my face and my name on wax talking that good you.
I don't expect everybody to do that. But if you're
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Tiger Woods and you have a voice in this community,
in this world, and you don't say anything, I guess
he is saying something. You know what I have to
attract that, I guess he is said he says, yeah,
I funk with Um, I funk with Trump Yo, I
actually say yeah he he fus with Trump. Well, well
(27:10):
you know I feel about that. If you still funk
with that's your golf buddy, Now Donald Trump, Dick Stain.
Donald Trump, he's giving a Tiger Woods the Presidential Medal
of Freedom. He announced that I am uh presenting him
with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. So that's that's Tiger Woods.
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He he doesn't make stands. That's that's it. He says,
I'm not black, and I funk with Donald Trump. Those
are the two the two things he'll be known for.
And his affinity for waitresses at Applebee's. No disrespect to
the ladies at Applebee's. Now I mentioned Luminary earlier. We
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are moving to Luminary, which will become um the Netflix
of podcasting. Just so you know, the the wrapper pack
is everywhere. We see all all you fox, We see
it all, see every tweet, every comment, every tweet out
(28:18):
of the side of your fucking lips. All of it. Okay,
all of it. We have thought this through. This is
the best opportunity for the I Am wrapp Reports Stereo podcast.
Five plus years, five fucking years. Okay, we've been rocking
at the I M. Rapp Reports stereo podcast. We haven't
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missed a week. We haven't missed a week. We've never
gone back to back. Okay, we haven't missed a fucking week.
We are moving to Luminary. I want every single one
of the fans to come with me. Okay, I want
every single one of the fans to come to Luminary.
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you're not used to it. It's not what you're accustomed to. Okay,
I understand that we have a kick ass group of
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get down. Okay, may we start. The launch is free
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(30:08):
We're coming. I want everybody to download the Luminary app.
I haven't felt this excited, haven't felt this passionate about
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We can all do it. And I am making this
(30:30):
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really hyped about the most, in no particular order. I
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love this podcast, Hollywood and Crime from Glamour to Murder.
It is a crime podcast and Chill. I love Yo,
I go to sleep, to crime podcasts and chill. Okay,
I love this podcast. Hollywood and Crime Exclusively a Luminary.
Also Murder podcast and Chill A very fatal murder from
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fucking Chill. Locked Up Abroad Okay, from the creators a
Doctor Death, which I talked about on the Iron Rap
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my guy Arian Foster, Now what with Arian Foster plus
the Player's Trivia will be exclusively on the Iron Rap
Pors Stereo podcast. My guy Amori Hardwick. You know Ghost
from Power Amory Hardwick. He's got a dope ass podcast
(33:46):
called Poetics with Amory Hardwick. It's all hip hop everything.
He's interviewing mcs, interviewing rappers and it's really detailed the
same way we get down here on the Iron Rap
Pors Stereo podcast. There's so many dope podcasts, all right,
There's so many dope podcasts that are gonna be on Luminary.
I won't steer you wrong. I only steer you strong.
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My guy, Alex, give me the best documentary filmmaker in
the world. Okay, he did the arms strong lie. He
did the inventor with which I just talked about that
crazy uh Silicone Valley lady. He has a podcast that
will be exclusively on Luminary, and there's tons more. Okay.
I know it's different, I know it's new. Okay, but
(34:31):
trust me, I won't steer you wrong. I only steer
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Podcast T shirt. Moving forward, so the NBA Playoffs are underway,
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and aside from the Detroit Pistons, everybody seems to have
come into the playoffs ready to compete. I feel bad
for the Pistons. I love Andre Drummond, but without Blake Griffin,
they are just they're way, way, way, way way in
over their head with the Milwaukee Bucks and the Greek
(35:43):
freak Um. That fucking guy is just what a unique
player because when you watch him, he doesn't do anything
particularly special. He's truly a freak. Uh no disrespect. I've talked,
you know, some shit about him and talked about his
(36:04):
need for uh you know, having a one on one
move when he's not running to the basket, but when
he is running to the basket, and he does it
a lot with them long ass legs and them long
ass arms, and he's zero stepping and side stepping and
you know, running away from the basket and dunking. I've
never seen anything like that consistently. Looks crazy. Um and
(36:28):
I don't know what they have them listed as, but
he looks like seven feet or six eleven or some
ship in them long ass arms, and Detroit is just
you know, they should they should make a rule like
they're gonna get up three love three three oh, and
just like yeah, you guys, you don't. We don't need
to do this fourth game, right and Detroit should be
all like, yeah, we we we were good. We we
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can't compete without Blake Griffin. It's it's insane, like why
play four games? Why humiliate them and beat them four
four nothing? Because they're they're gonna beat them for nothing.
And that motherfucking janice An Temkomo. You see everybody figuring
out how to say his name. A couple of years ago,
nobody could say it. Remember that All Star game. I
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think it was the All Star Game down in New Orleans.
Marv Albert was struggling with his name. I island learned
to stay and say his name. But he he played
his way into learning how to say his fucking name right.
That motherfucker the Tasmanian Devil, that's what they shall him
because when he gets the ball in the open court,
that's what it looks like. It's like the fucking Tasmanian Devil.
A Golden State is tied now one one. That's a surprise.
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And the Brooklyn Nets came out Game one versus the
Philadelphia seventy sixers and kick their fucking ass. Is Brooklyn
in the house without a doubt. Good, Yo. I don't
know how this series is gonna play play out right now.
The series is tied one to one. But Brooklyn is
is is a tough team. There are a team on
the rise and that will be a destination for a
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free agent next year. They have young guys, they play together,
they play hard. Their coach apparently is a prick, but
the players respect him and he is prepared and he
gets those guys prepared. And my guy, D'Angelo Russell, even
though I know that guy's they pricked the coach and
I say that would all due respect. He's a hard
nosed coach. He has pushed and made DiAngelo Russell uh
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into the player that everybody knew and thought he could
uh be. So I'm super happy for him, and uh,
I'm excited about Brooklyn. I'm exprised sided about the Brooklyn Nets.
This series is going to be tough. They're going to
go back and forth and it's crazy. You know the
game one, you know, Ben Simmons gets booed all the
time when he missed his free throws, when he misses shots,
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the Philadelphia crowd. Listen, this is the same crowd. These
are the same people. They booed Santa Claus. They threw
sit They fucking threw snowballs at Santa Claus in the sixties.
These are these are the people's uh children at the
game booing the seventies sixers during the second quarter of
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a playoff game, They're booing their team. I've never seen
anything like it. I funk with the Philadelphia fans and
and it's crazy because Joe l Embiad, who's it's hard
enough to like. Everybody loves Joel Embiad, even if he's annoying,
even with this tro L Embiad and his his ship.
After game one he was complaining about the booing. He
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he didn't really say it was him, but he was saying,
other guys get upset about it. And I'm like, yo,
Troel Embiid, you talk so much shit. You talk all
your this and this one. Sometimes it's it's lighthearted, sometimes
it's it's mean spirit. You talk all all that ship,
and when your own crowd is booing your own team,
(39:49):
now you're bitching. You're supposed to be a See. This
is why, yo, this is why Joel Embiid would never
be Shock. Yo, you never hear Shack whining complain. Shock
would have that dude on his back. He'd have him
like a knapsack. If Shaquille O'Neal played in this NBA,
he would be He would be dunking all the fuck
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over trow l m beat. Don't get it twisted. This
is not a che malajah one. Joel embat is a
very good player. He doesn't move with the speed that
a chem a la Juan moved with. Yes, some of
his moves are similar. Okay, he loves to play with
his back to the basket and I'm a fan, but but,
(40:31):
but let's not try to compare him to a chem
malaja one who had the footwork of a guard. He
literally had the footwork of a guard and a small forward. Okay.
If Shaq played against Joel and beat, he would crack
his fucking ass. He would have him pinned under the
basket like he had every single person he ever played against.
(40:55):
He would bust his fucking ass. Joel and Beato stop
one and they're booing. Played your own fans, won't boo
now when you go on the road, everybody's gonna boo
you you're sensitive. How could a seven ft three five
pound dude be sensitive? Doesn't match. That's why these dudes
would never You can't compare anybody in this NBA to
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Shaquille On. He wasn't sensitive. I saw a picture the
other day of him dunking on the entire Nets crew
during the finals versus the New Jersey Nets, five dudes
around him. This dude was a fucking goon. Talk about
a goon, Talk about a bully, talk about straight bullyball.
This guy's complaining that the fans are booing. Your fans
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are booing your man, Ben Simmons. They say he was
the next Magic Johnson. Stuke can't make free throws. Stu
can't shoot twelve foot jump shots. He's a professional basketball player.
Talk to your man and stop shooting so many three pointers.
Joel Embiid complaining about the fans booing. Get the funk
(41:58):
outta here. No, I don't want to say I told
you so, but I did tell you so. Luke Walton
was fired on Friday Friday afternoon, just as I told you.
Trust me anytime there's really bad news, and they wanted
to have as little traction as possible if and when
they can drop some news, whether it's the President getting
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rid of somebody or somebody coming out with you know,
just bad news or good news. Good news you don't
want to drop on a Friday afternoon because it gets
lost over the weekend. Well, Luke Walton was fired over
the weekend and hired by the Sacramento Kings. Who called it?
Who told you first? That's me. I have inside sources.
(42:40):
That wasn't just a random prediction. I knew that ship
was gonna happen. I have sources. Shout out to my man,
Chris Broussard. He ain't the only one with the sources,
these fucking clown paid professionals like Oh, well, NBA sources
have told me that uh, tylu is the front runner
for the Los Angeles Lakers job. You had to get
(43:03):
that from NBA sources. Duh. We all know that Lebron
wants Tyler. We all know that Genie bush Bus is
gonna turn the keys over to Lebron James and let
him run the circus for the next three years, the
exact thing that pat Riley wouldn't do in Miami. Sources, Yes, sources,
(43:25):
do the math, do the Math, do the microL rapport
inside scoop Math. Look at some of the people I
rocked with on the Big Three, look at some of
the people that have been with me on the I
m Rapports Stereo podcast. Do the fucking math. I have
sources to asshole fucking Wi Jaikowski. Can you even make
a layup? Can you do the mic and drill? Can
(43:45):
you make ten free throws out of ten? I can.
I can't do it all the time, but any day,
any place, I can make ten free throws out of ten.
Give me half an hour, I can do it. Okay,
can you do that, Wi Jakowski with your fucking sources. Oh,
toy Lou seems to be the front runner a Lakers job?
Whoop they fucking do? That's your information? Get the funk
(44:07):
out of here, man. One of the final little bits
of drama from the Magic Johnson departure is that fucking
Alonzo Ball. This guy's insane. Yeah, this guy is crazy. Man.
Apparently the Los Angeles Lakers had to get involved. Okay,
they had to stop and threaten Alonzo Ball saying his
(44:30):
contract will be void, no, in void, because this guy
wanted to get unauthorized ankle surgery, and the Lakers said,
if you do that, your contract is nullan But I
don't know who he's telling this guy anything. I don't
know who's in his ear. But if I were them,
I would have let him do it. Go get the surgery, Duke,
(44:53):
go ahead, go ahead and do it. I mean, first
of all, get some real sneakers. Please do yourself a favor.
Don't come out there wearing them goofy as sneakers. Ever again,
you don't trust the Los Angeles Lakers doctors. You were
gonna go get ankle surgery on your own. They should
have done it. They wouldn't have had to pay him anything,
(45:13):
and they could have just put this guy. It'll be
like a tax write off. And the sad thing about
Lonzo balls. He seems like a good kid, and I
think he's gonna turn into a good player. But this
is going to be a thirty thirty documentary one day,
This whole big ball of brand thing is gonna be
a thirty thirty documentary one day, and I hope it
doesn't have a sad ending. All Right, it's time, Okay,
(45:38):
it's uh, it's time. As if this hasn't been a
sick enough. Iron Wrap Reports stereo podcast. It's time for
the sick Fox of the week. Miles, please give me
the sick Funk of the Week theme song. This is
an award that has earned, not given, earned, not given.
It's called the sick the fun of the I'm sick,
(46:01):
She's really fucking sick man, she fucking whack line. Make
him You smell like a sick fuck. You look like
a sixteen supposed to be on a plane. You sick
are you doing? Hey? Man? Leave that chicken alone, Leave
the chicken alone? What are you doing to the chicken
that doesn't belong in a chicken? Yes, this is the
(46:25):
sick Fuck of the Week theme song. You are now
listening to the sick Fuck of the Week segment. Of course,
this is an award winning I am Rapports Stereo Podcast
exclusive segment. You will not be able to hear the
I am Rapports Stereo Podcast Sick Fox of the Week
anywhere else. In California, A boy accused of stabbing his
(46:50):
mother to death. Okay, this is a fifteen year old
boy who was accused of killing his own mother in
two thousand seventeen. Is on the loose in California. Somehow,
some way, this fifteen year old sick fuck of the
week escaped from a juvenile correction facility in Orange County.
(47:13):
Jumped the fence, jumped the wall. The whole thing was
caught on videotape, but they were too late. As of
the recording of This Iron Rapports stereo podcast, this sick fuck,
a fifteen year old sick fuck, a young sick fuck,
is on the loose somewhere near Orange County in California. Florida.
(47:36):
Is Florida in the house without a doubt, dumb fuck
sick fuck. A Florida man got out of jail. Michael
Casey Lewis, thirty four years old, had just been bonded
out of St. Lucy County in Fort Pierce, Florida. He
(47:57):
couldn't walk, he couldn't go far. He's laid easy. I
don't know what this guy's problem is, but officers spotted
him acting suspicious. He was casing the parking lot. He
claimed to be waiting for his girlfriend. There was no girlfriend,
there was no pick up. This asshole, this dumb fuck,
then stole a car in the prison parking lot. Michael
(48:21):
Casey Lewis, you are a double winner, a sick fuck yes,
and a dumb fuck God lee Ge the look on
his face of his mug shot, you could see he's going,
God damn, I'm dumb. I mean, how stupid do you
have to be? Did the bass salts not get out
of your system when you were locked down where you're
(48:42):
not clear headed? Walk a few miles. Okay, if you
want to steal another car, just at a prison, walk
a few miles. Don't steal it from the prison parking lot.
You're sick. Fuck you. This is insane. Now. I talked
earlier about not being that educated, but we all know
that the National bird it's on, it's on our money.
(49:05):
The bald eagle rare species. Some good old boy in
Arkansas is on the loose. A bald eagle in Arkansas
was found shot to death. Hunter this this is somebody
who gets off on doing these kinds of things, hunting
rare animals, the the the American animal. Okay, this is
(49:28):
this is a trader. This person is a trader, just
like that freak Julian Assage. Well, I'm gonna get to
after this, okay. Uh. There was a bald eagle that
was shot dead in Arkansas. There is search is on
for the shooter now. The punishment for killing an eagle
in Arkansas is a maximum fine of five thousand dollars
(49:49):
or one year in prison. Lock this guy up. You
don't have anything better to do but shoot bald eagles? Uh,
lock him up now. Julian Assans the Wiki League people.
I know, some people think he's a hero. Some people
think he's not a hero. I think he's just a
sick fuck. Okay. First of all, he's on the lamb.
(50:11):
I think in Sweden or Norway there are charges for
sexual assault and rape allegedly. Okay, and some people again
think he's he's a great person. He's a great uh
you know, he's he's a patriot, you know. And he
blew up the spot on this one and that one.
He broke the law number one. And why he's being
mentioned in the Sick Fox. When authorities were coming to
(50:34):
get him just recently last week, he didn't just fight them,
he he he didn't just uh you know, turn himself
over peacefully. No, he didn't do that. He didn't want
to do that. He spread feces. Julian Assans, Mr Wick
at Wiki Leak's guy. He spread his feces, his shit
all over his room. Why why are you doing that?
(50:57):
These people are just doing their job. You did something wrong, Okay,
you broke the law. You've been running, you've been hiding,
you've been Uh, I forgot the word. What he's been
doing that for years now they came and got you.
No one wants to deal with you anymore. You've got
charges of rape and sexual assault, and then you want
to shoot all over the place. Why why why do
(51:18):
you want to do that? I suppose I thought you
were some sort of hero, some sort of American hero.
Wherever the funk you're from. You ain't no hero. You're
sick fuck in the Boogie Down Bronx. A sick funk
guy's name is angel Esteban Felix Rodriguez. Good looking kid,
looks like an R and B singer. Well, he ain't
(51:39):
good looking and he ain't ain't no R and B singer.
He's a sick fuck. This guy twenty four, his young girlfriend,
twenty one, beautiful girl. Uh stayed out all night. Uh,
this sick fuck killed her. He killed her because she
stayed out all night. Jealousy, passion, all this make you
(52:03):
go crazy? Okay, make you go crazy. The one good
thing about this sick funk is that he uh strolled
into the forty eight Priescinct with an interpreter the other
day around six pm and admitted to two police officers
that he killed his girlfriend. You're not getting out of
jail now, Duke. You are not getting out a jelly
(52:23):
strangler to death. Uh. This is a terrible tragic story. Uh,
An angel Esteban Felix Rodriguez, who apparently listen and speak
very good English. I don't know how to translate. You
are now when I am rapports stereo sick fuck of
the week, but you are my friend. Um and looks
like it smells like it probably is. Got a lot
(52:45):
of requests about this crew. UM. A woman in Wisconsin,
Okay and her son. This is a mother son sick
funk of the week combination. They look like they were
hopped up on something. I don't know. I can't tell
what they were hopped up on. But they went into
a Walmart. Okay, they went into a Walmart on a
(53:08):
Wednesday evening last week, Wednesday evening. Uh. They're in custody
right now because they caused a ruckets. They scared the
ship out of people. Okay. The woman went into the Walmart,
she started doing karate, started doing kicking gestures, started kicking
down things in the aisle for some reason. Then her
twenty five year old son got buttass naked in Walmart. Okay.
(53:32):
Imagine you're going to a supermarket or Walmart or a
target with your mom's Your mom starts doing karate. Shit,
you take off all your clothes, okay, and then the dog,
the dog, their dog was all obviously hopped up on something.
The dog started rummaging through the corn bread mix in Walmart.
(53:55):
They have been arrested. Uh these are friendly, Uh, sick fox,
but sick fox nonetheless listen just because they did something
that we find funny, just because the mom went in
there and started doing karate hard body and Duke went
in there and took his clothes out. I don't know
if this was all employed to steal some food for
the dog, But there's other ways. There's charities. Is the
(54:15):
a s p c A lock them up, cool them
off to a blood drug alcohol test, find out what
the funk is going on with this mother son sick
funk of the week combination out there, and you Claire Wisconsin. Listen,
what can I say? Okay, what more can I say?
It's the I M Rapports stereo podcast. I wish all
(54:38):
of you guys a fantastic day, a fantastic week. I
told you a hundred and fifty exclusive hundred and fifty
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(55:01):
I am rapp Report at gmail dot com. Send me
your size, send me in a dress you want your
butter Saft T shirt sent to. Okay, we're not playing games,
cannot stop, will not stop. Always from the bottom of
the heart, blood on the floor podcasting. I'm done. Uh
(55:23):
this week? Uh, if you're around, I will be doing
comedy in Los Angeles this week. If you are around,
I will be at the Laugh Factor at the eight
pm show. I believe it's the a p m Show,
the early show on Thursday at the Laugh Factory. And
I will be at the Comedy Store Saturday kicking Ass
smash Mouth comedy. I was at the Comedy Store the
(55:46):
other day. There was some iron Rapport stereo podcast fans.
We came, we saw, we conquered Miles Jordan. You guys
know exactly what it is. I need something real, nice,
something real, proper. But most importantly, oh yes, oh yes,
why w away take us out of here with something real?
Fucking while why why wh wh wh wh why wh
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wh why why why a wh
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