Welcome to episode 49 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss:
Frozen shoulder advice
Being into The Row head to toe
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Caviar Dreams
Being at Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston's wedding
Needing Bad Guys on the Show s
Jax Taylor Cocaine Addiction
RHOP & Le Grand Damme Trial
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Is the schmock. When you get your haircut, they put
on a schmock.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is it a coolish schmock? I don't know. No, it's
cold as schmock.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm pretty sure. Like when you're like painting, I just know,
like when you're in art class and.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Everybody put on your schmock.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it sounds so messed up when you say
it schmock.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know why it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Is it a schmock? I could be totally wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know. I hate when you do this to me.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I think it's a schmock. I think it's a schmock.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I want to say that it's yeah. I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
When you're painting, it's like when what do you wear
when you're cooking?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That you wear an apron?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Apron? It's like a schmock. Is for like when you're
the only reason I know this is from art class
in like the seventies, like they call it, put your
schmocks on.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It sounds like a Yiddish word.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It sounds like sounds like a rac If you say
it wronging somebody, you are definitely don't know. I don't
know who, but you could be a sending.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
The way you say it sounds really funny. Here we
go somewhere, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Wrap a Ports Reality. We are back.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We are back. We haven't come up with our signature
opening yet. No, we're throwing things at the wall. But
you know what, why come up with a fake signature
opening when you don't have the action.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think we're doing fine with that. I think we
just got to jump in.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I like turning the record button on and catching you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, it's weird that you do that because your body
language right now was not as if we were starting.
You were like leaning to the side like you're about
to fart, no or do it? You were leaning Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Here we are.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Raper Ports Reality. My name is Michael Rapport.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
And I'm Kibi Rappaport, and.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
This is rapper Ports Reality, the podcast where we Kibi
and myself discuss all things popular culture, all things reality TV,
and curated gems about the comings and goings from our
relationship and the week at large. Hope everybody's feeling fantastic
out there. A lot of people commented, questioned, gave advice
(02:17):
about your our cold shoulder frozen shoulderssen shoulder.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I appreciate everybody. I mean, listen, our community there when
you need them, because people popped out of the woodwork
to give me advice, phone numbers, suggestions, and they appreciate it.
I actually just came back from the hospital HSS and
got another opinion. It is not my C five C
(02:44):
six cervical bulging discs, because that's what one doctor thought.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
How could that be?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Though well I do have that, it's just not It
would be causing more pain, they said at the Hospital
of Special Surgery. Uh so, I think what it is
is frozen soul shoulder. The thing that I really don't
want is frozen shoulder, because you know I've had it.
You say it's been a year, and the doctor today said,
(03:11):
I'm looking at it. You could be looking at two years,
maybe three. Some people.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, But how could something like this not have a
way to deplete at least the pain and aggravation. What
did they say, not that we're going to get too
medical with reality.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What she said was you want the good news and
the bad news. I said, give it to me, give
it to me, doc, all of it. She said, it's
frozen shoulder. It's very common. People come in here and
they are in tears because it is very, very painful.
The only way out is physical therapy, okay, which I
think people suggested she said, is up to three times
(03:51):
a week. She would like three times a week for
twelve weeks to start.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
See, but because I've had it for so long, I
wish I knew that date. You said it's been a year.
I know it wasn't a year because I know where
we were last year at this time and I did
not have I could lift my arm.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, I mean not.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Last year maybe. Yeah. Anyway, the point is I got
to get into the physical therapy like good in a
good way. Okay, we can do that, but it's so painful.
I can't even imagine somebody making me. Just even today
when she was examined, I was screaming, like.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
How did she say frozen? Did they do it?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She said frozen shoulder and she and then she said
something capulate as capula is something whatever the medical term.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
With all the housewives, at least one of our housewives
throughout the years has had frozen shoulder. Well, you would think.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All I know is that everybody now that I was
at the nail salon and I said I had it,
and they have the whole nail salon stood up. So
I think it's a common thing, but it's horrible. By
the way, I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
I think it's horrible and it's tough. Broad it's like
a debility. I feel disabled, fuck, I really do. And
last time I couldn't sleep. But it's really it sucks. Really,
(05:01):
I really hope I don't get in the other arm,
because there's a chance. Once you get on one, you
can get it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, some people need to. We're gonna step it up
this week, and if we need to get on that
pain mad, we'll have you come down.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, we'll have you zomba, will zombie you up, will
zombie you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Up, zombie me up, and then I'll be in rehab.
I don't need I don't need it. It's that bad that,
you know. Add taking the doctor. The first doctor, she
said take three advil three times a day for three days.
That seems like a lot for me.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Did you do it?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I only did two days, three times, and then the
last day I was like, I can't keep taking bad.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You were taking the advoca.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It does help it does. Not a tremendous amount, but
it does. It's enough to get by. But I am
tough and I have really high pain time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But this is too much. I don't like seeing it,
and I don't like seeing it. It's not good.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But I'm here and I'm happy and it By the way,
it's still cold outside. I was walking back and I
was like, I don't dress appropriate. The other day we're like,
I think spring is coming.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
When you get this, when you get fucked, when you
gotta get out of denial, because you'll get an hour.
It's like an hour where it gets a little warmer
and then it gets brick and whatever it's.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I want to break out my flats. I got a
new pair of flats. I want to wear it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're from the Row.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I love the Row, me too. My flats are
very nice. I bought them on sale the last sale
so last year, so I haven't got to wear them.
The're real cute. They're like open, you know, knitted, like
open weaved, sort of like weaved.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What do they do with all their stuff? Like I
don't catch the.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh, yeah, they have great sales. You know when you're
in the know in the now, right now. I'm not
in the now. I don't know if my girl still
is at the store on seventy four.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We need to sniff around. Yeah, is that that clothing?
We're very much into the row.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You gotta get on sale, sale sale.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
For those of you who don't know what the row is,
the row, and I'm sure that everybody listening to this
knows about the Row. Ashley and Mary, Kate, Oswald, Osmond,
what are they? Olsen's the Uls.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
This is getting bad the older we get the name
in the forgetting things. It's like the two people on
a podcast forgetting the names of everything.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's that's just me. But the Olsen Twins their clothing line,
you would think, let it be some kitschy target. The
ship is so dope, so well made. And I'm not
a clothing person, but if I had the money to
only wear a rope clothing, pants, T shirts, make sure
men's clothing, I'd be row head to toe all But
(07:30):
it's too expensive.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, no, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Shit is priced.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's too ridiculous all that. Like I always say, though,
it's forever, that's forever, Like it's classic, classic, classic, I
like classic. I don't I don't like the trends.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, it's and it's it's just low key and it
feels good and they look good and they don't rip,
tear and break, because when I wear clothing they could break.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Did you like that silk T shirt dress I had
on in Florida? It was like all basic, but it's
pretty chic, huh.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
All of it? Speaking of chic, where do you want
to start? Should start with with Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I think so I'm just saying Beverly Hills is where
it's at. I mean, by the way, we're segueing into
Beverly Hills, which was so obnoxious this week, and so
is our conversation just about the Row.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We said what's out of our price range?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And we said all we do is like I've been
in the store it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, But if we said, like, yeah, I just got
another row jacket, that'd be obnox I.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Would like, yeah, like bitch match my road dress and
my flats.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We go in there and they know who we are
and they're like, motherfuckers, are you going to spend money
this time?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Exactly, But we're looking.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Usually we're in there just looking at the art because
it's the art story nice in there changes and it
they got great stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And the playlist on Spotify if you want to get
a vibe of what Mary, Kate and Ashley are listening
to or all things Row. The playlist on Spotify drops
every single month.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's it's amazing. You learn so much about music. You'll
see you right, you've never heard of but you wish
you had. It's fantastic. You feel like when you're listening
to it, you're like in the cool Kid Club. I
don't know who makes it. I don't even know if
they know it the ship. No, I'm just saying, do
they listen to it? Do they know it exists? I
(09:14):
don't know, but I'm saying they literally says the Row.
It's their their logo on there. I think. I don't know. Actually, no, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's it's too consistent to be not be them.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's them, because no, they send out the email.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah it's dope, So they send.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Out the email. That'll make you if you can't you know,
like us, if you can't afford to wear the clothes,
then you can listen to the playlist.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, you can't afford to wear the clothes, and you
can at least, you know, listen to what everybody who
wears the.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Clothes right listening to.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, Jennifer Tilly had a caviar party at a caviar restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Caspia, I think it's called in West la which we
walked out West Hollywood on.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Little Melrose Melrose Place, and we've walked past there many times.
And you're not a cavear person, right, No, you wouldn't
eat caveo.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No. No, I think that's basically fish shit if I
don't care. Yeah, I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I don't care what it actually is. If it's fish shit,
fish guts, fish sperm.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, I think it maybe sperm, it's the eggs. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I love it. And I will tell the story once
again of being at Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's wedding. Yes,
I was at Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's wedding, and
obviously there were no cell phones even invented at that time.
And Billy Preston, the Great Billy Preston, performed, amongst other things,
(10:55):
but the two things that.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Stuck out you remember.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That I remember besides just the decadence of it and
the classiness of it is when you were walking into
the I don't know where you sit to eat whatever
the hell it was so long ago, there was all
sorts of food, but I remember there was literally a
wall of cavea wow.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, I remember this story, a.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Fucking wall of and nobody was eating it, but you
I know, I was taking straight big spoons folds and
putting in my mouth like it was.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Like that's disgusting and foul.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's so good. I will never turn down any cavia.
So when we saw them talking about this place, Crespian
or Crespa, Caspia, Cashpians, whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's called, Caspia and Kaftans party.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And all these women are all rich, and they were
all like, you don't want to pay the bill, Like
the bill was brought up like three or four.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You said to me, let's go there the next time
we're in LA because we stay near there. That's where
we normally stay in West Hollywood. You said, let's go there,
and I was like, I don't know if we could
afford to go. Place is ridiculous expensive.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So you mean, if you like, if you get a
you get a baked potato covered in caveo. They said
that he's like nine hundred dollars crazy. I ain't paying
for that, but I was thinking, why don't we do that?
Can you make a baked potato? We get some what
is it? Then that, and then we just slap some caveo.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's yeah, if that's your jam, I find it to be.
I don't even like, as Meg Tilly would like to say,
I don't even like the cheap Jennifer Jennifer Tilly likes
to say, I don't even like the cheap kind of
caveat that the orange balls that you get on your
sushi is. It's like, yeah, that's too cheap for her.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Now what kind of part? It was a move move party? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Klftan?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
A calftan?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know? I have a few of those, you know
at the beach where I wear like they're like a cover.
Like but no, it's not a moo move. It's like
after a certain age, I feel like you're going into
moumou territory. Okay, this is sort of like a shmata,
you know what I mean? So do you pull over?
I don't care how expensive it is, how fancy so
Linen cotton. I don't they all to me eventually, And
(13:04):
that's my that's like that hippie chic look. It's very cool.
The Rope, by the way, has a dress that was
on sale at and net a Porter. I should say
that almost looks like a calftan, and I almost bought
it because it was ridiculously priced. Well, black my favorite color.
But anyway, my point is is that you're you're running
into the territory. When you're fifty something, you're getting into
the mad territory. Remember the TV show mod Like for me,
(13:27):
they're they're very chic and classy, but I don't know. Yeah,
it's like your grandmother would taste. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Do they have shape? Are there's no shape?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You could belt it. But then it takes the way
the point of it being a calf tan listen.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But it's caf Is that a style or that?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I think it's the shape of the dress. I want
to say, it's the type of dress. It's like a smock,
a schmata schmock. A schmock is the schmock when you
get your haircut, they put on a schmock.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know, No, it's called a schmock.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm pretty sure, Like when you're like painting, I just know,
like when you're in art class and.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don'tbody put on your schmock.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I think it sounds so messed up when you say
it schmock.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't know why it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Is it a schmock? I could be totally wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I hate when you do this to me.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think it's a schmock. I think it's a schmock.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I want to say that it's yeah. I think you're
right when you're.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
When you're painting, it's like when what do you wear
when you're cooking?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That you wear an apron?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Apron? It's like a schmock is for like when you're
the only reason I know this is from art class
in like the seventies, like they call it, put your
schmocks on.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It sounds like a Yiddish word.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It sounds like sounds like a rac If you say
it wrong, you're offending somebody. You are, definitely I don't
know who. I don't know who, but you could be
a friend something.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The way you say it sounds really funny.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But when that scene Jennifer Tilly's Calftan party. We reward
watch it. And I don't know if anybody on social
media does this. I know people do do versions of this,
but these scenes should literally be available to read them
out as scripts totally like for real. Yeah, I agree
(15:16):
they should be I'm sure there's an AI thing where
you can have that done.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Printed out that scene at the table.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
But Bravos should have a where they own it, where
they put out a scene a week from each show
because that scene, again, this is why we watch a
show because when you're watching it back in just that scene,
there is no writer in the history of screenwriting, Academy Award,
Emmy winning shout out to all the Academy Award winners
(15:42):
that could write something like that, because that was off
the fucking It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It's amazing. And I love when the women and on
any franchise get together at a table and there's a
bunch of them and they're all sort of talking over
each other and there's a lot going on, the waiters
are coming over with the food. It really is so entertaining.
By the way, let me go back to saying the
kaftan situation, you can guess it's sheakness or it's availability
(16:09):
to all women. By the fact that Dury refused to
wear one. She did not not see it. Okay, it
was called Caspian Kaftan party. How she missed that. She
did not. She just was like, I don't want to
wear that shit. So she did it, which respect.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Why wouldn't you want to wear it?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Because it's sort of like it's not fashionable, Like it's
like a momo. It's like a thing you put on
your head lounge.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, yes, I think it was a flint. It could
have been the Honeymooners. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I think the Honeymooners. I don't know. Yeah, I think so.
But yeah, just mome like I liked him for the
beach cover up.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, I get it, but it's hot.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But if somebody asked me to wear one to a party,
I wouldn't wear one.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
No, I'm not doing it. First of all, I'm not
a rule follower, you know that. I just don't like.
I hate when somebody tells me what to do. It's
all white party and wearing black. It's all black party
and white wife.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
We can invite into an all white party and it's
one of those like dope, all white parties, you need
to wear white or they won't last.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hello, I was the last. All white parties were thrown
by Pete Dummy. And I'm not I'm not trying to
wear all white. These only person notoriously I th these
like started the all white parties. I don't think you
and I sorry no offense, are getting invited to any
white party anytime soon. Babe, you don't have it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And I won't look good in all white.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh no, we look like Casper the friendly Ghost is here.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, I'll look crazy. Yeah me, I don't want that
all Why can't wear all white?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But babe, back to the scene. What was the highlight
of that scene at the table for you?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
There's a few things. When they had the discussion about
Share being from the Valley and Erica Jennifer Tilley was like,
thinking that chare because she did that Sawn half breed
her song, not my words, her song, and she was
you know how that inspired her and her sister because
it turned out that her and her sister, she revealed
that her and her sister were half Chinese, which the
(17:57):
women were like, oh my god, you're half Chinese. I
knew that because of fans of both her and sister Meg,
who's also a great actress. I don't know where the
funk she is.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
She used to have a jewelry store on Madison Avenue,
and like Madison in the nineties, I think so, yeah,
I think we went in there.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Phoebe Kate's.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
How do you get Phoebe Kate's And.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
She looks like she might be some sort of Asian.
She could be, or she could just be Jewish. No,
Phoebe Kate's. I think she's Jewish, but they kind of
have they're from the same era.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, from the same era. I totally get them mixed
up because they're from the same era. Which one wasn't
my favorite movie?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
The first original where all the friends die and they
all come back.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think that was Meg Tilly.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That's Meg Tilly, right ship.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
What's the name of the movie? Oh, gosh, no, no,
don't pick it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Hold on? What's the name, babe? Hold on, the name
of the movie? Is? It had the great soundtrack? Don't
pick up your phone, baby baby, this is gold blooms
in it. Kevin k It's so great.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Their friend dies and they all come back to the house.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
They don't make movies like that.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
No, it's an excellent movie.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
What is the name of that movie. The name of
that movie is.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The Big Chill, Big Chill, The Big Chill, The Big Chill.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's amazing that that movie is. How I don't remember
when it came out. I was young, I was very young,
eighty something. It really made me want to be an actress.
That movie. I love that movie. How could I forgot? Yes,
The Big Chill with Meg Tilly.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
They don't make movies anywhere near like that anymore. No,
I mean A Real Pain, which Kiaran Kolkin just won
Best Supporting Actor. That's an excellent It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
In the same same But that's why we liked it.
It was bringing us back to the golden era for us.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yea, So maybe they will make more movie I mean that.
But that's a talent, that fucking Jesse Eisenberg and that
Real Pain. That was a that's a very, very very
If you haven't seen it, you want a ninety minute
which is my favorite length about it, perfect amount of
time unless you Quentin Tarantine or Martin Scorsese and even
those guys. Martin Scorsese that Killers of the Flowers Moon,
(20:10):
I love you, the Irishman love you.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
But let's go back, babe, go back to tell me
what about that scene?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Okay? Oh, so when when she when Jennifer Tilly was
talking about the valley and then Erica Jane Erica Girardi
corrected her. She said, she's from the valley, you know,
charylyn Nod, She's from the valley. And then Kathy Hilton
literally the only thing she said the whole time. And
she had a great cartan on cart cataran. What are
(20:38):
the move moves called the catankaf tan Yeah, beautiful a
lemon with lemons design.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
She says, what's your problem with the valley? Like she
defended the valley.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Something problem of the valley.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You haven't been to the valley in thirty.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, Like when's the last time, Like she's now the
spokesperson for the mayor of the valley.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You have blele of art. I would guess in at
least twenty five to thirty years.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's so weird to be because I thought it was
funny too. It's like as if Erica always talks about
the valley not being good, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Think it's because her old home. It wasn't in the valley,
but it was near the valley. It was Pasadena, Yes,
valley adjacent. Yes, anyway, so that that stuck out to me.
I mean, what was your thing? Obviously it went awry,
it went it.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Went south with one of the things I despised the
most with housewives.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Or people in general.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I mean people, yes, but what people.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I mean, it's a common thing.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I don't know. I wouldn't know anybody who said this.
When Sutton says something about her pocketbook or her wallet,
her wallet, my wallet's bigger.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
She was insinuating, you know I got money.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You don't look at you to read that was vile
to me. I was like, no, no, no, no, It's
like when Uba said I'm too rich to stay here. Right, stop, guys, stop.
You're on the show because the idea is that you
have money. Right, you don't have to tell the audience.
We're watching because we want to see how the other
half lives. Right, this is what the audience wants. We
(22:10):
want to see your clothes and your fancy houses and
your Betley's whether you have the money or not. Right,
we just give us the illusion of that. But when
you break the third wall and say, because my money,
stop it just stop.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And Sutton is trying so hard, so declasse there I
speak French, so dclass I so de classic and and
Sutton is trying so hard to go after derete.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
And Sutton she's a great housewife. She's excellent. Whether you
like her or not, she's there doing a great job
at what she's doing. Yes, personally I don't like her,
but I like her on the show, like you need
Sutton Shracks on every show, just like when ken Y
Moore was doing her Bad Guy. You need that, right,
(22:59):
you need that. And those people take and pay a
price doing that, whether they're doing it on purpose or not.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't think that's on purpose.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I don't think it is either. I always give the
benefit of the you always do. I always give the
benefit of the doubt to all my realities. Maybe they
are aware of it. I don't think she does. But
you need that. That being said, sudden, gotta be careful, man,
gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You know that money can go away just as quick
as it was handed over to you from your husband.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And she asked, like she built some business, yeah, stuff it,
and like you know, you listen. I'm not counting your
money or question anybody's money, but it's like you got
this from your divorce. God bless you, but it's like
you got this from your divorce. You ain't some like
I started from the bottom. Now I'm here. I built
this brick by brick with my fucking bare hands.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And listen, and there's something to be said. Because your
money is my money, My money is your money.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Like it's all good. And I get that she was married,
but it's it's an extraordinary wealth to obtain from being
married and divorce. It's a ridiculous amount of money that
she's getting. I think I assume by the way they talk.
But to put that in someone's face that you know
is having a hard time, and you know.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
She always hits.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
She always hits when people when they're down, and it's
just really disappointing. But also she's got to be careful.
Boasting about your stuff not good, not good, because you're
putting the evil eye on yourself. And you know, people
like me, you know that are saying this is nasty.
You don't want your energy to be taken away because
that money can disintegrate you got to be careful what
you put out there. It's just not cool and it's ugly.
(24:32):
It's just really nasty, never good. It's the lowest of
the lowest to me, and I just I find it
super upsetting. And everybody at the table clearly felt the same.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
All of them, Yeah, all of them. But it was
all of the discussion of the food, the tans kaftans, yes,
klf hans, who's wearing them, who's not wearing them? The
sutton to read beef, the Kathy Hilton one line.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That's all she knows.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's why she's good.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
She is the greatest of the great I mean, we're
talking the goat that she can come to the shades
with their sunglasses on her lemon caftain and barely look
up and then give you that one line and it's gold.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Truly gold. Yeah, we need to acknowledge and discuss Jack's
Oh Jax Taylor. He was on the Hot Mic podcast
(25:38):
and he talked about having and being involved I don't
know if you use the word addicted using I don't
want to paraphrase him, cocaine for the last twenty years
and cocaine being part of his life, Cocaine being a
part of the persona we all know to love. And
he said, I don't know why he said this or
(26:01):
why he's talking about this. He said, he's eighty three
days sober, which is it's not a lot of days.
It's not a lot of days. And I feel like
it's the best thing to do based on what I know,
And if I had something to do with I wouldn't
go out and discuss this so early into your sobriety.
But I'm glad that he acknowledged it.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I think it's okay. But are you surprised the guy
was on coke? I mean no, the very beginning of
vander Palm, all the way through the whole time we
were watching it from season one to ten, we were
kept saying, is this guy on coke? Like he was sweating,
he was like he was obnoxious in a way that
you know, Thank goodness that we can blame it on cocaine,
(26:44):
because no decent human being should behave that way. But
I disagree. I think that he should announce how many
days he has because it will hold him accountable. This
is a tough not to craft, right, You know, when
you're addicted to cocaine, are addicted to anything, it's a
very difficult thing to get over. So in a way,
he he's not only getting clickbait, which is what he's
good at, by announcing that he has this horrible problem
(27:06):
that most people probably already kind of could assume, but
we knew there was something, yes, but he's holding himself accountable.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, I think I gotta be honest. After I took
it in, I was like, so the greatest lines, the
greatest of performances by Jack he was It's like almost
like we have to put an asterisk. He's like the
Barry Bonds of reality TV stars. He's the number one guy.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Is like the Bonds.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No, because he said I'm the number one guy in
the group, and we have to assume that when he
said that, because of the way he looked in the sweat,
for sure that he was on performing enhancing drugs. And
you know, in sports, like Barry Bonds, Mark Maguire, they're
not getting into the Hall of Fame because they broke
all those records. So many of these guys, Alex Rodriguez,
there's tons of plumbing gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That we have to revoke his number one guy. I mean,
he named himself that, but we as the audience number
one guy with an we could take it back. We
could actually take it back.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Wow, Okay, it's like, uh, do we take back Alex
Rodriguez's Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That's what I'm saying. And then in Major League Baseball,
they don't put your ass in the Hall of Fame,
right Dave.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Wow, that's a good point, babe, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
So he's the Barry Bonds of vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
He's the fucking the Samisosa of vander Pump Rules. But
shout out to Jacks. I hope he's doing good.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, good luck. I hope that he sticks with it
because it's the right way to live, especially having a
young child and you can't have a crackhead for a father. Jax,
get it together.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Moving on to traders, Tom Sandevil finally got him.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, but he had a good ride.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
He had a He superseded all the Vegas odds. Yeah,
nobody in Vegas, no bookies, no online betting, nobody had him.
He didn't.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He knew.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
He was like, yo, I'm pretty He was surprised how
good he did. He came, he saw he entered, He
saying backwards and uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But the clip I saw of him talking about it,
when he said that I was really great to work with,
it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
So I think he was saying, like I think what
he was saying, and that was like I was really
great to work with, Like he was saying, like I
behaved myself.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Because I had just come from cheating on my girlfriend
on National TV. You know, historic breakup in the world,
and this time I didn't have very very much drama.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
And yeah, I showed up and I like, he's like
he was doing like a note to self checklist out loud, right,
But it's so him because he's so it was funny.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It made me actually laugh out loud, and you know
how I feel about him.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
And then of course we must discuss we must discuss
Real House as a Potomac, which came to an end
an excellent season. And next week, Babe, I don't know
if you saw this. I'm pretty sure there's going to
be cameras in the court. But the Grand Dom Karen
(30:02):
Huger is getting sentenced. I thought she was already in jail.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
No, no, no, I know she. I knew she was
getting sentenced. I don't know if there'll be cameras there.
I mean, she's off the show. She's not coming back.
I don't think to the show.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Mabe, are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You think she's coming back.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I don't know. No, she's not coming back. There's going
to be.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Cameras outside the court. Maybe the judge won't let cameras in.
They do that sometimes.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
There's going to be cameras all over the place.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You know what's interesting about this. You know, I put
a lot of thought into her going to jail because
you know, you surprised me with that video we made
on the street and I was really, really genuinely shocked.
And I but I've had a lot of time to
think about it, Like, and I've seen some chatter on
the internet like that all the housewives that have had
(30:46):
duy's and the fact that she's actually you know, Luan
didn't serve time, the girl Gina Kershaw, she didn't serve
time on on Orange County. The other one, Shannon Badoor,
she didn't serve time. Like we can go down the
list of that. The DUIs if people haven't served time,
But it is true that Karen and I was kind
(31:08):
of defensive. I'm like, oh, you know, make a lesson
out of the black lady.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But I think it's because she has four And also
what they were saying on finale, episode three was the
opportunities she could have pleaded. She didn't plead, she did
it plead that they're saying her counseling might have.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Fucked her, and that it was what she looked like
she was still holding on to like making it look good,
like yo, a year in jail. They offered her six
months like house arrests. What's the problem with that?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
And the girls, one of them implied that she didn't
want it because how it would look.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like this is this looks really bad, but she thought
she could get in there in front of a jury
and when this is not good, No, it's really bad.
But for a minute I had this thought like wow,
why her? Like why But when you add it all
up and terrible, terrible lawyer, we'll do it to you.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Fuck yeah, yo, fuck, that's I feel really better.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Don't drink in their eye, but if you do, I mean,
get a good lawyer. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
And she was in the car with somebody deal.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh yeah, she was in the car with somebody who
supposedly left. Now that's allegedly because she actually says on
camera something about.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It, but she could have been talking. She's so drunken
out of it, she said, she.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Said a lot of things. Yeah, you're right, but I
think that Ashley brought up that she was somebody else
was driving. She said to Uncle Ben, she said, I
I mean the black Bill Gates, the black Bill Gates.
She said, the security guard do you hired?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
That was I got And Andy knows this and Ashley
and all of them were like stop stop because they
had that add on piece at Real housewise of Potomac
finalit that.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Was set up and it was It was embarrassing for
both of them.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It was, and it was embarrassing for the show. They
should have been like, this is work.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I love when Giselle was like, yeah, y'all need to
cut that because that looks just looks it makes us
all grime and gross.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
And and it makes us look stupid as viewers.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, like they're sitting there hitting all the bullet points
to maker. She was doing her own pr campaign on
the show. It was silly, but better than that. TJ
and Stacy and still I rise, Stacy Rush, unbelievable, Come on,
what in the world was she thinking with this guy?
(33:19):
This guy is you said it all along? These are
kind of guys I can't stand. It's to me, it's
like a very actory California guy, you know, Like, this is.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
A guy in California who you see all shapes, all
the side of it, Like I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Ready for his audition, looking in his rearview mirror for
like for an audition. This guy, this is what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
He's at the gym, he's at the supermarket, and he's
at his audition.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
He's at the audition, Yeah, finishing up his protein shake.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
He's on the street, he's everywhere. This is a very
very prototypical type of person that you see in La Yes,
And it's somebody that makes me extremely uncomfortable. It's somebody
that's not trustworthy I personally, based on what I see
of him on the show, he seems like a snapcase.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Oh, by the way, if she paid him, which she
did not, she says she did it, and allegedly he
says that she paid him to be on the show,
Like you did a shitty job of being on the
show for pay, Like like you were treating her like
shit on television. That's the image you wanted to put
out there.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That was your biggest, biggest break. You're ever going to
get it acting job ever, No disrespect and I'm all
for all actors, but like that was your shot to
like if you were getting paid. And based on Tracy's confession,
Tracy Stacy's confessions and her she lives in her truth
and she swore up and down, and I will say
that in this last episode, No, when she was on
(34:44):
Watch What Happens Live, you still haven't seen her ears
and the wig was back further and further, and I'm like,
maybe there is something going on.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, you didn't see her ears. So interesting, She's an
interesting lady. Boy, she's way out the way out there. Yeah.
That her appearance on Why Me Too. She's a little
ai ish and she's I feel like, heavily, heavily in
denial about general life. And the fact that she sat
on the couch with her cast mates and Eddie Happy.
(35:14):
Eddie had the information, gave it to his wife.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
He was trying to be so nice.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
She's trying to be nice about it, and she wanted
to not believe Happy Eddie. And then she when the
production said we have it on tape, like it just happened.
It is on tape. She was like, I have to
see it to believe it.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
And then when they're playing the tape, she's like, way,
I didn't hear you heard?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You heard what he said? How do you think, babe,
that they got?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Who is it true? Do you think she paid him?
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I think? I mean, I think she might have paid
for his flights. But if he's coming to do the
show and they're dating, but what kind of dude does that?
I don't know. I mean, we have to see.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Do you think she broke up with him and he
got mad and so now this is what he's his
revenge to say. I don't like you fake ass show
you paid me?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I mean, I feel like that FaceTime call was genuine.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
They called her a bitch.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
He didn't say no. He said he said that he
bitches and then he said to talk to her. But
he made it sounded right. It was like he wanted
to say N words and bitch. Yeah, but he didn't
say either. But the yes behind it as yes, it
was a different person. And I don't know if he
paid her or not. I did see a little clip
(36:29):
of him on social media saying, you know, now I
got to speak or getting off.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
The plane from he was flying from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
He was doing a play about something. Oh yeah, he
said in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
A play on Alzheimer's in Arizona about ols. And then
he says, welcome new and old followers. That is clue
number one that this guy was in it for the
clout cloud chaser number one. He got on that show.
Never intended to be with her. It didn't like her.
It wasn't a real relationship for him. He wanted to
be on TV.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It was.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
It was by the way she probably broke up whatever
the little thing they had, and he realized he's not
gonna be coming back next season.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
He might at this point he might somehow some way
with her just because it's a good storyline.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't think so if she ever talks to that
person again, she's a fool.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, like abusive and it's dangerous. That guy creeps me out.
He really creepy.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You know what reminds me of and I'm not accusing
of being this, but that movie Star eighty, that Eric
Roberts character. There was such a passive aggressiveness in that
Eric Roberts character in the movie Star Adye, which is
based on a real story, which again I'm not saying
TJ is gonna do. What happened is staraity, but that's
what it is like, just like Smiley, but pissed off
(37:47):
and angry and happy faced. But it's just something is really, really,
really not genuine about the happy face.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I agree under the the happy faces an angry face, Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Happy Yedi, happy Eddie seons genuinely happy. We love happy yes,
And I love you, babe. And there's so much to discuss,
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Speaker 1 (38:30):
I know you so much coming to me, and I
appreciate everybody writing us and telling us solutions and sharing
their own stories with it. I appreciate it so much.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Love you, babe, I love you
Is the schmock. When you get your haircut, they put
on a schmock.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is it a coolish schmock? I don't know. No, it's
cold as schmock.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm pretty sure. Like when you're like painting, I just know,
like when you're in art class and.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Everybody put on your schmock.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I think it sounds so messed up when you say
it schmock.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I don't know why it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Is it a schmock? I could be totally wrong.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I don't know. I hate when you do this to me.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
I think it's a schmock. I think it's a schmock.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I want to say that it's yeah. I think you're right.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
When you're painting, it's like when what do you wear
when you're cooking?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That you wear an apron?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Apron? It's like a schmock. Is for like when you're
the only reason I know this is from art class
in like the seventies, like they call it, put your
schmocks on.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It sounds like a Yiddish word.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It sounds like sounds like a rac If you say
it wronging somebody, you are definitely don't know. I don't
know who, but you could be a sending.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
The way you say it sounds really funny. Here we
go somewhere, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Wrap a Ports Reality. We are back.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We are back. We haven't come up with our signature
opening yet. No, we're throwing things at the wall. But
you know what, why come up with a fake signature
opening when you don't have the action.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I think we're doing fine with that. I think we
just got to jump in.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I like turning the record button on and catching you.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, it's weird that you do that because your body
language right now was not as if we were starting.
You were like leaning to the side like you're about
to fart, no or do it? You were leaning Okay.
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This is rapper Ports Reality, the podcast where we Kibi
and myself discuss all things popular culture, all things reality TV,
and curated gems about the comings and goings from our
relationship and the week at large. Hope everybody's feeling fantastic
out there. A lot of people commented, questioned, gave advice
(02:17):
about your our cold shoulder frozen shoulderssen shoulder.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I appreciate everybody. I mean, listen, our community there when
you need them, because people popped out of the woodwork
to give me advice, phone numbers, suggestions, and they appreciate it.
I actually just came back from the hospital HSS and
got another opinion. It is not my C five C
(02:44):
six cervical bulging discs, because that's what one doctor thought.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
How could that be?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Though well I do have that, it's just not It
would be causing more pain, they said at the Hospital
of Special Surgery. Uh so, I think what it is
is frozen soul shoulder. The thing that I really don't
want is frozen shoulder, because you know I've had it.
You say it's been a year, and the doctor today said,
(03:11):
I'm looking at it. You could be looking at two years,
maybe three. Some people.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, But how could something like this not have a
way to deplete at least the pain and aggravation. What
did they say, not that we're going to get too
medical with reality.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
What she said was you want the good news and
the bad news. I said, give it to me, give
it to me, doc, all of it. She said, it's
frozen shoulder. It's very common. People come in here and
they are in tears because it is very, very painful.
The only way out is physical therapy, okay, which I
think people suggested she said, is up to three times
(03:51):
a week. She would like three times a week for
twelve weeks to start.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
See, but because I've had it for so long, I
wish I knew that date. You said it's been a year.
I know it wasn't a year because I know where
we were last year at this time and I did
not have I could lift my arm.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Okay, I mean not.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Last year maybe. Yeah. Anyway, the point is I got
to get into the physical therapy like good in a
good way. Okay, we can do that, but it's so painful.
I can't even imagine somebody making me. Just even today
when she was examined, I was screaming, like.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
How did she say frozen? Did they do it?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She said frozen shoulder and she and then she said
something capulate as capula is something whatever the medical term.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
With all the housewives, at least one of our housewives
throughout the years has had frozen shoulder. Well, you would think.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
All I know is that everybody now that I was
at the nail salon and I said I had it,
and they have the whole nail salon stood up. So
I think it's a common thing, but it's horrible. By
the way, I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
I think it's horrible and it's tough. Broad it's like
a debility. I feel disabled, fuck, I really do. And
last time I couldn't sleep. But it's really it sucks. Really,
(05:01):
I really hope I don't get in the other arm,
because there's a chance. Once you get on one, you
can get it.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
No, some people need to. We're gonna step it up
this week, and if we need to get on that
pain mad, we'll have you come down.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
No I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
No, we'll have you zomba, will zombie you up, will
zombie you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Up, zombie me up, and then I'll be in rehab.
I don't need I don't need it. It's that bad that,
you know. Add taking the doctor. The first doctor, she
said take three advil three times a day for three days.
That seems like a lot for me.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Did you do it?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I only did two days, three times, and then the
last day I was like, I can't keep taking bad.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
You were taking the advoca.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It does help it does. Not a tremendous amount, but
it does. It's enough to get by. But I am
tough and I have really high pain time.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
But this is too much. I don't like seeing it,
and I don't like seeing it. It's not good.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
But I'm here and I'm happy and it By the way,
it's still cold outside. I was walking back and I
was like, I don't dress appropriate. The other day we're like,
I think spring is coming.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
When you get this, when you get fucked, when you
gotta get out of denial, because you'll get an hour.
It's like an hour where it gets a little warmer
and then it gets brick and whatever it's.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I want to break out my flats. I got a
new pair of flats. I want to wear it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're from the Row.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, I love the Row, me too. My flats are
very nice. I bought them on sale the last sale
so last year, so I haven't got to wear them.
The're real cute. They're like open, you know, knitted, like
open weaved, sort of like weaved.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
What do they do with all their stuff? Like I
don't catch the.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh, yeah, they have great sales. You know when you're
in the know in the now, right now. I'm not
in the now. I don't know if my girl still
is at the store on seventy four.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We need to sniff around. Yeah, is that that clothing?
We're very much into the row.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
You gotta get on sale, sale sale.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
For those of you who don't know what the row is,
the row, and I'm sure that everybody listening to this
knows about the Row. Ashley and Mary, Kate, Oswald, Osmond,
what are they? Olsen's the Uls.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
This is getting bad the older we get the name
in the forgetting things. It's like the two people on
a podcast forgetting the names of everything.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's that's just me. But the Olsen Twins their clothing line,
you would think, let it be some kitschy target. The
ship is so dope, so well made. And I'm not
a clothing person, but if I had the money to
only wear a rope clothing, pants, T shirts, make sure
men's clothing, I'd be row head to toe all But
(07:30):
it's too expensive.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, no, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Shit is priced.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It's too ridiculous all that. Like I always say, though,
it's forever, that's forever, Like it's classic, classic, classic, I
like classic. I don't I don't like the trends.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, it's and it's it's just low key and it
feels good and they look good and they don't rip,
tear and break, because when I wear clothing they could break.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Did you like that silk T shirt dress I had
on in Florida? It was like all basic, but it's
pretty chic, huh.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
All of it? Speaking of chic, where do you want
to start? Should start with with Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I think so I'm just saying Beverly Hills is where
it's at. I mean, by the way, we're segueing into
Beverly Hills, which was so obnoxious this week, and so
is our conversation just about the Row.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
We said what's out of our price range?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
And we said all we do is like I've been
in the store it.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yes, But if we said, like, yeah, I just got
another row jacket, that'd be obnox I.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Would like, yeah, like bitch match my road dress and
my flats.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
We go in there and they know who we are
and they're like, motherfuckers, are you going to spend money
this time?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Exactly, But we're looking.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Usually we're in there just looking at the art because
it's the art story nice in there changes and it
they got great stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
And the playlist on Spotify if you want to get
a vibe of what Mary, Kate and Ashley are listening
to or all things Row. The playlist on Spotify drops
every single month.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's it's amazing. You learn so much about music. You'll
see you right, you've never heard of but you wish
you had. It's fantastic. You feel like when you're listening
to it, you're like in the cool Kid Club. I
don't know who makes it. I don't even know if
they know it the ship. No, I'm just saying, do
they listen to it? Do they know it exists? I
(09:14):
don't know, but I'm saying they literally says the Row.
It's their their logo on there. I think. I don't know. Actually, no, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
It's it's too consistent to be not be them.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's them, because no, they send out the email.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah it's dope, So they send.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Out the email. That'll make you if you can't you know,
like us, if you can't afford to wear the clothes,
then you can listen to the playlist.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
No, you can't afford to wear the clothes, and you
can at least, you know, listen to what everybody who
wears the.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Clothes right listening to.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, Jennifer Tilly had a caviar party at a caviar restaurant.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Caspia, I think it's called in West la which we
walked out West Hollywood on.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Little Melrose Melrose Place, and we've walked past there many times.
And you're not a cavear person, right, No, you wouldn't
eat caveo.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
No. No, I think that's basically fish shit if I
don't care. Yeah, I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I don't care what it actually is. If it's fish shit,
fish guts, fish sperm.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, I think it maybe sperm, it's the eggs. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
I love it. And I will tell the story once
again of being at Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's wedding. Yes,
I was at Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt's wedding, and
obviously there were no cell phones even invented at that time.
And Billy Preston, the Great Billy Preston, performed, amongst other things,
(10:55):
but the two things that.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Stuck out you remember.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
That I remember besides just the decadence of it and
the classiness of it is when you were walking into
the I don't know where you sit to eat whatever
the hell it was so long ago, there was all
sorts of food, but I remember there was literally a
wall of cavea wow.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Yeah, I remember this story, a.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Fucking wall of and nobody was eating it, but you
I know, I was taking straight big spoons folds and
putting in my mouth like it was.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Like that's disgusting and foul.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's so good. I will never turn down any cavia.
So when we saw them talking about this place, Crespian
or Crespa, Caspia, Cashpians, whatever.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's called, Caspia and Kaftans party.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And all these women are all rich, and they were
all like, you don't want to pay the bill, Like
the bill was brought up like three or four.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You said to me, let's go there the next time
we're in LA because we stay near there. That's where
we normally stay in West Hollywood. You said, let's go there,
and I was like, I don't know if we could
afford to go. Place is ridiculous expensive.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
So you mean, if you like, if you get a
you get a baked potato covered in caveo. They said
that he's like nine hundred dollars crazy. I ain't paying
for that, but I was thinking, why don't we do that?
Can you make a baked potato? We get some what
is it? Then that, and then we just slap some caveo.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
That's yeah, if that's your jam, I find it to be.
I don't even like, as Meg Tilly would like to say,
I don't even like the cheap Jennifer Jennifer Tilly likes
to say, I don't even like the cheap kind of
caveat that the orange balls that you get on your
sushi is. It's like, yeah, that's too cheap for her.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Now what kind of part? It was a move move party? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Klftan?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
A calftan?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know? I have a few of those, you know
at the beach where I wear like they're like a cover.
Like but no, it's not a moo move. It's like
after a certain age, I feel like you're going into
moumou territory. Okay, this is sort of like a shmata,
you know what I mean? So do you pull over?
I don't care how expensive it is, how fancy so
Linen cotton. I don't they all to me eventually, And
(13:04):
that's my that's like that hippie chic look. It's very cool.
The Rope, by the way, has a dress that was
on sale at and net a Porter. I should say
that almost looks like a calftan, and I almost bought
it because it was ridiculously priced. Well, black my favorite color.
But anyway, my point is is that you're you're running
into the territory. When you're fifty something, you're getting into
the mad territory. Remember the TV show mod Like for me,
(13:27):
they're they're very chic and classy, but I don't know. Yeah,
it's like your grandmother would taste. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Do they have shape? Are there's no shape?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
You could belt it. But then it takes the way
the point of it being a calf tan listen.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
But it's caf Is that a style or that?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I think it's the shape of the dress. I want
to say, it's the type of dress. It's like a smock,
a schmata schmock. A schmock is the schmock when you
get your haircut, they put on a schmock.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I don't know, No, it's called a schmock.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Are you sure?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I'm pretty sure, Like when you're like painting, I just know,
like when you're in art class and.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I don'tbody put on your schmock.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I think it sounds so messed up when you say
it schmock.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I don't know why it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Is it a schmock? I could be totally wrong.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I hate when you do this to me.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think it's a schmock. I think it's a schmock.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I want to say that it's yeah. I think you're
right when you're.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
When you're painting, it's like when what do you wear
when you're cooking?
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That you wear an apron?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Apron? It's like a schmock is for like when you're
the only reason I know this is from art class
in like the seventies, like they call it, put your
schmocks on.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It sounds like a Yiddish word.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
It sounds like sounds like a rac If you say
it wrong, you're offending somebody. You are, definitely I don't
know who. I don't know who, but you could be
a friend something.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The way you say it sounds really funny.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
But when that scene Jennifer Tilly's Calftan party. We reward
watch it. And I don't know if anybody on social
media does this. I know people do do versions of this,
but these scenes should literally be available to read them
out as scripts totally like for real. Yeah, I agree
(15:16):
they should be I'm sure there's an AI thing where
you can have that done.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Printed out that scene at the table.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
But Bravos should have a where they own it, where
they put out a scene a week from each show
because that scene, again, this is why we watch a
show because when you're watching it back in just that scene,
there is no writer in the history of screenwriting, Academy Award,
Emmy winning shout out to all the Academy Award winners
(15:42):
that could write something like that, because that was off
the fucking It's amazing.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
It's amazing. And I love when the women and on
any franchise get together at a table and there's a
bunch of them and they're all sort of talking over
each other and there's a lot going on, the waiters
are coming over with the food. It really is so entertaining.
By the way, let me go back to saying the
kaftan situation, you can guess it's sheakness or it's availability
(16:09):
to all women. By the fact that Dury refused to
wear one. She did not not see it. Okay, it
was called Caspian Kaftan party. How she missed that. She
did not. She just was like, I don't want to
wear that shit. So she did it, which respect.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Why wouldn't you want to wear it?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Because it's sort of like it's not fashionable, Like it's
like a momo. It's like a thing you put on
your head lounge.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, yes, I think it was a flint. It could
have been the Honeymooners. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I think the Honeymooners. I don't know. Yeah, I think so.
But yeah, just mome like I liked him for the
beach cover up.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Yeah, I get it, but it's hot.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
But if somebody asked me to wear one to a party,
I wouldn't wear one.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
No, I'm not doing it. First of all, I'm not
a rule follower, you know that. I just don't like.
I hate when somebody tells me what to do. It's
all white party and wearing black. It's all black party
and white wife.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
We can invite into an all white party and it's
one of those like dope, all white parties, you need
to wear white or they won't last.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
Hello, I was the last. All white parties were thrown
by Pete Dummy. And I'm not I'm not trying to
wear all white. These only person notoriously I th these
like started the all white parties. I don't think you
and I sorry no offense, are getting invited to any
white party anytime soon. Babe, you don't have it.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
And I won't look good in all white.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh no, we look like Casper the friendly Ghost is here.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, I'll look crazy. Yeah me, I don't want that
all Why can't wear all white?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
But babe, back to the scene. What was the highlight
of that scene at the table for you?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
There's a few things. When they had the discussion about
Share being from the Valley and Erica Jennifer Tilley was like,
thinking that chare because she did that Sawn half breed
her song, not my words, her song, and she was
you know how that inspired her and her sister because
it turned out that her and her sister, she revealed
that her and her sister were half Chinese, which the
(17:57):
women were like, oh my god, you're half Chinese. I
knew that because of fans of both her and sister Meg,
who's also a great actress. I don't know where the
funk she is.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
She used to have a jewelry store on Madison Avenue,
and like Madison in the nineties, I think so, yeah,
I think we went in there.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Phoebe Kate's.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
How do you get Phoebe Kate's And.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
She looks like she might be some sort of Asian.
She could be, or she could just be Jewish. No,
Phoebe Kate's. I think she's Jewish, but they kind of
have they're from the same era.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, from the same era. I totally get them mixed
up because they're from the same era. Which one wasn't
my favorite movie?
Speaker 2 (18:36):
What's your favorite movie?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
The first original where all the friends die and they
all come back.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think that was Meg Tilly.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
That's Meg Tilly, right ship.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
What's the name of the movie? Oh, gosh, no, no,
don't pick it.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
This is crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Hold on? What's the name, babe? Hold on, the name
of the movie? Is? It had the great soundtrack? Don't
pick up your phone, baby baby, this is gold blooms
in it. Kevin k It's so great.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Their friend dies and they all come back to the house.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
They don't make movies like that.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
No, it's an excellent movie.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
What is the name of that movie. The name of
that movie is.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
The Big Chill, Big Chill, The Big Chill, The Big Chill.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I get that.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
It's amazing that that movie is. How I don't remember
when it came out. I was young, I was very young,
eighty something. It really made me want to be an actress.
That movie. I love that movie. How could I forgot? Yes,
The Big Chill with Meg Tilly.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
They don't make movies anywhere near like that anymore. No,
I mean A Real Pain, which Kiaran Kolkin just won
Best Supporting Actor. That's an excellent It's kind of.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
In the same same But that's why we liked it.
It was bringing us back to the golden era for us.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
Yea, So maybe they will make more movie I mean that.
But that's a talent, that fucking Jesse Eisenberg and that
Real Pain. That was a that's a very, very very
If you haven't seen it, you want a ninety minute
which is my favorite length about it, perfect amount of
time unless you Quentin Tarantine or Martin Scorsese and even
those guys. Martin Scorsese that Killers of the Flowers Moon,
(20:10):
I love you, the Irishman love you.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
But let's go back, babe, go back to tell me
what about that scene?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Okay? Oh, so when when she when Jennifer Tilly was
talking about the valley and then Erica Jane Erica Girardi
corrected her. She said, she's from the valley, you know,
charylyn Nod, She's from the valley. And then Kathy Hilton
literally the only thing she said the whole time. And
she had a great cartan on cart cataran. What are
(20:38):
the move moves called the catankaf tan Yeah, beautiful a
lemon with lemons design.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
She says, what's your problem with the valley? Like she
defended the valley.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Something problem of the valley.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
You haven't been to the valley in thirty.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Yeah, Like when's the last time, Like she's now the
spokesperson for the mayor of the valley.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You have blele of art. I would guess in at
least twenty five to thirty years.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
It's so weird to be because I thought it was
funny too. It's like as if Erica always talks about
the valley not being good, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Think it's because her old home. It wasn't in the valley,
but it was near the valley. It was Pasadena, Yes,
valley adjacent. Yes, anyway, so that that stuck out to me.
I mean, what was your thing? Obviously it went awry,
it went it.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Went south with one of the things I despised the
most with housewives.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Or people in general.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I mean people, yes, but what people.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I mean, it's a common thing.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
I don't know. I wouldn't know anybody who said this.
When Sutton says something about her pocketbook or her wallet,
her wallet, my wallet's bigger.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
She was insinuating, you know I got money.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
You don't look at you to read that was vile
to me. I was like, no, no, no, no, It's
like when Uba said I'm too rich to stay here. Right, stop, guys, stop.
You're on the show because the idea is that you
have money. Right, you don't have to tell the audience.
We're watching because we want to see how the other
half lives. Right, this is what the audience wants. We
(22:10):
want to see your clothes and your fancy houses and
your Betley's whether you have the money or not. Right,
we just give us the illusion of that. But when
you break the third wall and say, because my money,
stop it just stop.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
And Sutton is trying so hard, so declasse there I
speak French, so dclass I so de classic and and
Sutton is trying so hard to go after derete.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
And Sutton she's a great housewife. She's excellent. Whether you
like her or not, she's there doing a great job
at what she's doing. Yes, personally I don't like her,
but I like her on the show, like you need
Sutton Shracks on every show, just like when ken Y
Moore was doing her Bad Guy. You need that, right,
(22:59):
you need that. And those people take and pay a
price doing that, whether they're doing it on purpose or not.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I don't think that's on purpose.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
I don't think it is either. I always give the
benefit of the you always do. I always give the
benefit of the doubt to all my realities. Maybe they
are aware of it. I don't think she does. But
you need that. That being said, sudden, gotta be careful, man,
gotta be careful.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
You know that money can go away just as quick
as it was handed over to you from your husband.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
And she asked, like she built some business, yeah, stuff it,
and like you know, you listen. I'm not counting your
money or question anybody's money, but it's like you got
this from your divorce. God bless you, but it's like
you got this from your divorce. You ain't some like
I started from the bottom. Now I'm here. I built
this brick by brick with my fucking bare hands.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
And listen, and there's something to be said. Because your
money is my money, My money is your money.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's all good.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Like it's all good. And I get that she was married,
but it's it's an extraordinary wealth to obtain from being
married and divorce. It's a ridiculous amount of money that
she's getting. I think I assume by the way they talk.
But to put that in someone's face that you know
is having a hard time, and you know.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
She always hits.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
She always hits when people when they're down, and it's
just really disappointing. But also she's got to be careful.
Boasting about your stuff not good, not good, because you're
putting the evil eye on yourself. And you know, people
like me, you know that are saying this is nasty.
You don't want your energy to be taken away because
that money can disintegrate you got to be careful what
you put out there. It's just not cool and it's ugly.
(24:32):
It's just really nasty, never good. It's the lowest of
the lowest to me, and I just I find it
super upsetting. And everybody at the table clearly felt the same.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
All of them, Yeah, all of them. But it was
all of the discussion of the food, the tans kaftans, yes,
klf hans, who's wearing them, who's not wearing them? The
sutton to read beef, the Kathy Hilton one line.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
That's all she knows.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
That's why she's good.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
She is the greatest of the great I mean, we're
talking the goat that she can come to the shades
with their sunglasses on her lemon caftain and barely look
up and then give you that one line and it's gold.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Truly gold. Yeah, we need to acknowledge and discuss Jack's
Oh Jax Taylor. He was on the Hot Mic podcast
(25:38):
and he talked about having and being involved I don't
know if you use the word addicted using I don't
want to paraphrase him, cocaine for the last twenty years
and cocaine being part of his life, Cocaine being a
part of the persona we all know to love. And
he said, I don't know why he said this or
(26:01):
why he's talking about this. He said, he's eighty three
days sober, which is it's not a lot of days.
It's not a lot of days. And I feel like
it's the best thing to do based on what I know,
And if I had something to do with I wouldn't
go out and discuss this so early into your sobriety.
But I'm glad that he acknowledged it.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
I think it's okay. But are you surprised the guy
was on coke? I mean no, the very beginning of
vander Palm, all the way through the whole time we
were watching it from season one to ten, we were
kept saying, is this guy on coke? Like he was sweating,
he was like he was obnoxious in a way that
you know, Thank goodness that we can blame it on cocaine,
(26:44):
because no decent human being should behave that way. But
I disagree. I think that he should announce how many
days he has because it will hold him accountable. This
is a tough not to craft, right, You know, when
you're addicted to cocaine, are addicted to anything, it's a
very difficult thing to get over. So in a way,
he he's not only getting clickbait, which is what he's
good at, by announcing that he has this horrible problem
(27:06):
that most people probably already kind of could assume, but
we knew there was something, yes, but he's holding himself accountable.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Okay, I think I gotta be honest. After I took
it in, I was like, so the greatest lines, the
greatest of performances by Jack he was It's like almost
like we have to put an asterisk. He's like the
Barry Bonds of reality TV stars. He's the number one guy.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Is like the Bonds.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
No, because he said I'm the number one guy in
the group, and we have to assume that when he
said that, because of the way he looked in the sweat,
for sure that he was on performing enhancing drugs. And
you know, in sports, like Barry Bonds, Mark Maguire, they're
not getting into the Hall of Fame because they broke
all those records. So many of these guys, Alex Rodriguez,
there's tons of plumbing gosh.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That we have to revoke his number one guy. I mean,
he named himself that, but we as the audience number
one guy with an we could take it back. We
could actually take it back.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Wow, Okay, it's like, uh, do we take back Alex
Rodriguez's Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
That's what I'm saying. And then in Major League Baseball,
they don't put your ass in the Hall of Fame,
right Dave.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Wow, that's a good point, babe, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
So he's the Barry Bonds of vander Pump Rules.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
He's the fucking the Samisosa of vander Pump Rules. But
shout out to Jacks. I hope he's doing good.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yeah, good luck. I hope that he sticks with it
because it's the right way to live, especially having a
young child and you can't have a crackhead for a father. Jax,
get it together.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Moving on to traders, Tom Sandevil finally got him.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, but he had a good ride.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
He had a He superseded all the Vegas odds. Yeah,
nobody in Vegas, no bookies, no online betting, nobody had him.
He didn't.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
He knew.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
He was like, yo, I'm pretty He was surprised how
good he did. He came, he saw he entered, He
saying backwards and uh yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
But the clip I saw of him talking about it,
when he said that I was really great to work with,
it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
So I think he was saying, like I think what
he was saying, and that was like I was really
great to work with, Like he was saying, like I
behaved myself.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Because I had just come from cheating on my girlfriend
on National TV. You know, historic breakup in the world,
and this time I didn't have very very much drama.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
And yeah, I showed up and I like, he's like
he was doing like a note to self checklist out loud, right,
But it's so him because he's so it was funny.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
It made me actually laugh out loud, and you know
how I feel about him.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
And then of course we must discuss we must discuss
Real House as a Potomac, which came to an end
an excellent season. And next week, Babe, I don't know
if you saw this. I'm pretty sure there's going to
be cameras in the court. But the Grand Dom Karen
(30:02):
Huger is getting sentenced. I thought she was already in jail.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
No, no, no, I know she. I knew she was
getting sentenced. I don't know if there'll be cameras there.
I mean, she's off the show. She's not coming back.
I don't think to the show.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Mabe, are you crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
You think she's coming back.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I don't know. No, she's not coming back. There's going
to be.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Cameras outside the court. Maybe the judge won't let cameras in.
They do that sometimes.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
There's going to be cameras all over the place.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
You know what's interesting about this. You know, I put
a lot of thought into her going to jail because
you know, you surprised me with that video we made
on the street and I was really, really genuinely shocked.
And I but I've had a lot of time to
think about it, Like, and I've seen some chatter on
the internet like that all the housewives that have had
(30:46):
duy's and the fact that she's actually you know, Luan
didn't serve time, the girl Gina Kershaw, she didn't serve
time on on Orange County. The other one, Shannon Badoor,
she didn't serve time. Like we can go down the
list of that. The DUIs if people haven't served time,
But it is true that Karen and I was kind
(31:08):
of defensive. I'm like, oh, you know, make a lesson
out of the black lady.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
But I think it's because she has four And also
what they were saying on finale, episode three was the
opportunities she could have pleaded. She didn't plead, she did
it plead that they're saying her counseling might have.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Fucked her, and that it was what she looked like
she was still holding on to like making it look good,
like yo, a year in jail. They offered her six
months like house arrests. What's the problem with that?
Speaker 2 (31:38):
And the girls, one of them implied that she didn't
want it because how it would look.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like this is this looks really bad, but she thought
she could get in there in front of a jury
and when this is not good, No, it's really bad.
But for a minute I had this thought like wow,
why her? Like why But when you add it all
up and terrible, terrible lawyer, we'll do it to you.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Fuck yeah, yo, fuck, that's I feel really better.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Don't drink in their eye, but if you do, I mean,
get a good lawyer. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
And she was in the car with somebody deal.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Oh yeah, she was in the car with somebody who
supposedly left. Now that's allegedly because she actually says on
camera something about.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
It, but she could have been talking. She's so drunken
out of it, she said, she.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Said a lot of things. Yeah, you're right, but I
think that Ashley brought up that she was somebody else
was driving. She said to Uncle Ben, she said, I
I mean the black Bill Gates, the black Bill Gates.
She said, the security guard do you hired?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
That was I got And Andy knows this and Ashley
and all of them were like stop stop because they
had that add on piece at Real housewise of Potomac
finalit that.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Was set up and it was It was embarrassing for
both of them.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
It was, and it was embarrassing for the show. They
should have been like, this is work.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
I love when Giselle was like, yeah, y'all need to
cut that because that looks just looks it makes us
all grime and gross.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
And and it makes us look stupid as viewers.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yes, like they're sitting there hitting all the bullet points
to maker. She was doing her own pr campaign on
the show. It was silly, but better than that. TJ
and Stacy and still I rise, Stacy Rush, unbelievable, Come on,
what in the world was she thinking with this guy?
(33:19):
This guy is you said it all along? These are
kind of guys I can't stand. It's to me, it's
like a very actory California guy, you know, Like, this is.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
A guy in California who you see all shapes, all
the side of it, Like I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Ready for his audition, looking in his rearview mirror for
like for an audition. This guy, this is what he's doing.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
He's at the gym, he's at the supermarket, and he's
at his audition.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
He's at the audition, Yeah, finishing up his protein shake.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
He's on the street, he's everywhere. This is a very
very prototypical type of person that you see in La Yes,
And it's somebody that makes me extremely uncomfortable. It's somebody
that's not trustworthy I personally, based on what I see
of him on the show, he seems like a snapcase.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Oh, by the way, if she paid him, which she
did not, she says she did it, and allegedly he
says that she paid him to be on the show,
Like you did a shitty job of being on the
show for pay, Like like you were treating her like
shit on television. That's the image you wanted to put
out there.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
That was your biggest, biggest break. You're ever going to
get it acting job ever, No disrespect and I'm all
for all actors, but like that was your shot to
like if you were getting paid. And based on Tracy's confession,
Tracy Stacy's confessions and her she lives in her truth
and she swore up and down, and I will say
that in this last episode, No, when she was on
(34:44):
Watch What Happens Live, you still haven't seen her ears
and the wig was back further and further, and I'm like,
maybe there is something going on.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Yeah, you didn't see her ears. So interesting, She's an
interesting lady. Boy, she's way out the way out there. Yeah.
That her appearance on Why Me Too. She's a little
ai ish and she's I feel like, heavily, heavily in
denial about general life. And the fact that she sat
on the couch with her cast mates and Eddie Happy.
(35:14):
Eddie had the information, gave it to his wife.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
He was trying to be so nice.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
She's trying to be nice about it, and she wanted
to not believe Happy Eddie. And then she when the
production said we have it on tape, like it just happened.
It is on tape. She was like, I have to
see it to believe it.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
And then when they're playing the tape, she's like, way,
I didn't hear you heard?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
You heard what he said? How do you think, babe,
that they got?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Who is it true? Do you think she paid him?
What do you think.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I think? I mean, I think she might have paid
for his flights. But if he's coming to do the
show and they're dating, but what kind of dude does that?
I don't know. I mean, we have to see.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Do you think she broke up with him and he
got mad and so now this is what he's his
revenge to say. I don't like you fake ass show
you paid me?
Speaker 2 (36:04):
I mean, I feel like that FaceTime call was genuine.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
They called her a bitch.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
He didn't say no. He said he said that he
bitches and then he said to talk to her. But
he made it sounded right. It was like he wanted
to say N words and bitch. Yeah, but he didn't
say either. But the yes behind it as yes, it
was a different person. And I don't know if he
paid her or not. I did see a little clip
(36:29):
of him on social media saying, you know, now I
got to speak or getting off.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
The plane from he was flying from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
He was doing a play about something. Oh yeah, he
said in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
A play on Alzheimer's in Arizona about ols. And then
he says, welcome new and old followers. That is clue
number one that this guy was in it for the
clout cloud chaser number one. He got on that show.
Never intended to be with her. It didn't like her.
It wasn't a real relationship for him. He wanted to
be on TV.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It was.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
It was by the way she probably broke up whatever
the little thing they had, and he realized he's not
gonna be coming back next season.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
He might at this point he might somehow some way
with her just because it's a good storyline.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
I don't think so if she ever talks to that
person again, she's a fool.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, like abusive and it's dangerous. That guy creeps me out.
He really creepy.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
You know what reminds me of and I'm not accusing
of being this, but that movie Star eighty, that Eric
Roberts character. There was such a passive aggressiveness in that
Eric Roberts character in the movie Star Adye, which is
based on a real story, which again I'm not saying
TJ is gonna do. What happened is staraity, but that's
what it is like, just like Smiley, but pissed off
(37:47):
and angry and happy faced. But it's just something is really, really,
really not genuine about the happy face.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
I agree under the the happy faces an angry face, Yes, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
Happy Yedi, happy Eddie seons genuinely happy. We love happy yes,
And I love you, babe. And there's so much to discuss,
but there's so many more episodes to go of rap
a Ports Reality. I want to urge everybody to subscribe,
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(38:22):
discuss all things reality TV and popular culture. And Babe,
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Speaker 1 (38:30):
I know you so much coming to me, and I
appreciate everybody writing us and telling us solutions and sharing
their own stories with it. I appreciate it so much.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Love you, babe, I love you
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