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April 23, 2025 • 32 mins

Welcome to episode 54 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: 

Needing to go Full Baldwin

Sleep Deprivation 

Phone Addiction

Enjoying After Shows

Season 2 of The Valley

Frozen Shoulder

Garcelle Exits Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Mia Thornton Exits Real Housewives of Potomac

Real Housewives of Atlanta Going Down

Summer House Is Great

Love Hotel Returns

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's what it's like.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
No, it isn't.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, you don't know. You're not you. I'm dealing with you.
It's me I have to deal with it. Looks good
in here.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I haven't slept in three days, Babe.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
I know. But you won't tape your mouth.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You won't try the mouth tape. You won't get your
deviated septum fixed. I don't know what to tell you.
Look at your phone, babe.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm not I'm not gonna tape my mouth.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
My tape people swear by it. People, your mouth is
wide open when you sleep.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Boom. We're back.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
We are back.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's a little precursor there. It feels like behind the scenes,
behind the.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Scenes, Oh my gosh, we.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Should mike ourselves up twenty four to seven. We need
to go full Baldwins, full baldwind because.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We don't have seven kids to fill. Yes, I'm Keepy Rappaport.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
My name is Michael Rapper.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
This is Rapaport's Reality the Podcast, where me, Michael Rapport,
and my wife Keepy Rapport discuss all things reality TV,
all things popular culture, and curated gems from our relationship. Welcome,
We're feeling good we're discussing on the hot Mic a

(01:22):
little bit of sleep deprivation. Haven't been able to sleep
the last few days. I've been able to sleep properly,
and it's really fucking annoying. I hate to curse. This
isn't a podcast where we curse or it's aggressive, but
eies really annoying to not sleep and I tried so
hard last night.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
To time it out.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, you didn't. Sorry, I hate to interrupt you. First
of all, you're not looking at me. You're looking over
there like you're doing your own podcast. So like I
have to stop you there. You didn't you have your phone.
You have a serious addiction to your phone. And you
know what, I have an addiction by proxy because there's
nothing to do when I'm next to you but be
on my phone. Now it's playoff season and that's all
you're doing. I mean, it's heavy on the basketball, and

(02:06):
I got to say, I'm not a fan unless i'm
there and listen. Let me just talk you through it,
because it's really hard. It's like being married to the
woman and say do I look fat? And then she
keeps eating bombonds or peanut m and m's, or.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'll put the phone down, but you did it.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
You asked me to put the phone on my.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Side of the back. Podcast goes, I need a way
to I think you need to sleep.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
It's like, this is what I'm saying. You're like a
two hundred and seventy pound base to seventy.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
What are you talking about to seventy I'm not even
twenty seven right now, which is about fifteen pounds overweight.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, okay, so because I think I think the reason
why you're not losing weight. One of the reasons why
I know why I'm not it's because I'm just pounding
whatever I feel like it, because that's that's my mental state.
You're sleeping with your mouth open, your cortisol is not
going down down. I think it's first of all, it's
a stress thing. So if you're not sleeping, then you
waking up and not rested. It's a big deal. I

(03:05):
wore I got you an or ring. I don't know
why you wear no you you have one.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
No mine. I need a new one. Minds done, and
it really.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Helps because I think you are sleeping. It's the mouth
opening that, babe.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
When I tell you that, I'm so I slept great,
I fucking feel like a million bucks.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
And last time very rare, Babe, It's very rare. It's
for me. It's timing. I have to time out to sleep.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Like if it's just timing, I have to like time
myself to sleep, like I can't stay awake longer. It
is playoff time, I will say, I will say on
this podcast and then the other podcast, I will say
that very very adamantly that although it is NBA playoff time,
what do we watch before we watch the place?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
What chips into the first? I'm sure my time, my time.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
When I'm talking, you're not talking. Hilarire, hilarire, Baldwood, I
love it. When I'm talking, you're not talking.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
When I'm talking, you're not talking. What chips into the first?

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I get it. We catch up on our show that.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
We haven't watched. Yesterday we watched we.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Watched White Lotus before a game.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
And then but before that during the day, we're not
only watching podcasts.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
We're watching And it ain't an arm twist. Guys.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
If you have if you have the Peacock app Summer
House after show, all the all the shows after.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Shows, man, they're so good they almost like them better
it's scary.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
They're really good.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I mean, you can't like them better because without the shows,
there's no after show but them just riffing about the
episodes after just watching the episodes, whether it's Beverly Hills,
whether it's Summerhouse, whether it's Southern, it's it's really good.
So if you have the Peacock app and you are
a fan of the shows, don't don't deprive yourself by

(04:56):
not watching the after shows.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
They're excellent. They are really really later.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
They're super entertaining and it's nice to see them, you know.
I like them because the ladies are all dressed up differently.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Which is crazy. They got their glamor on and they're
in the gowns. Like no, they're just.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Dressed really well, and they're they're wearing shoes.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
They're never just wearing heels.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
They get the whole.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Thing, jeans and some sneakers and like a nice shirt.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I know, but great, this is what we're this is
what I'm watching for.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I know, but sometimes I'm like, why not, Like it
just seems so like La La was on the Summer.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Let's jump into season two of.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
The Valley Wows.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I mean, listen, I you know how we feel about
the valley over here.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well, last year we were hanging on for dear life.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, but it grew on us and it grew and
we ended up. It ended with a bang and we
loved it. But I'm talking about the coming back hot
It's like Desperate Housewives meets like Yes, or American Psycho Gets.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Paul Thomas Anderson, by the way, is he directed Magnolia,
which takes place in the valley, Booge Knights, which takes
place in the valley, Punch, Drunk Glow with aud His Sandler.
All those films take place in the valley.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
The valley is a character unto itself. By the way,
it's that it's an energy. It is a valley. It
soaks you in, it brings you down. I live there
and I.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Want to say that Bravo.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
They present the valley in a way that looks like
all the other shows in their purple and they're yellows
in the swishing in shows, in the songs. I've never
felt like the valley is a place of purples, yellows
and swishing. It all I think about when I think
about that, Not to say that it's there's not happy

(06:43):
people in the valley.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
And there's not happy stories in the valley.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
But the valley is what color comes to mind, brown
like Thomas Paul, Thomas Anderson Browns.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
He's never really really sunny in the valley. It's like gray.
But it's like one hundred and ten.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Degrees that's all year long.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Yeah, it's one hundred and ten the middle of January,
one hundred and ten July. You're talking like you could.
You don't need to use electricity. Bring the frying pan,
put the eggs, go outside, seven eight in the morning.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Your ship will.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's hot as fuck. It's lonely, it's spread out. It's
a place where dreams did.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It Like you lived there, I live, But I've been
there ever lived.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I've dipped in and dipped out, and I've known people
and I see like their homes and their houses in
I'm just like, I don't want to be anywhere near it.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I don't. The valley was the best part of the
valley is what I met Tammy. That's like the best
part of my time in the valley. And I lived
in the valley a lot. I lived in a house
in the valley, then I lived in an apartment and
let me tell you something. The Valley and when I'm
watching these people and it's like their kids and their couples, but.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
They're not kids anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
They're not kids and they're they're that age where it's
like like when they talk about Jackson's bar is on
that corner, and I remember that corner, it was Roccos
and they were building that bar, and like it's the
people that you work out at La Fitness with and
they're like divorce and they're like almost forty and they're
like they party hard and they're they're looking for love,
but ends up everybody's dating each other because they Oh man,

(08:11):
it's just so set. It's depressing for me. And maybe
I'm taking it on personally.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
That show is not Babe the Valley on each on
the show, it is what we have to get ourselves
used to.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Although there's some.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Fun and they're laughing and they're all entertaining, this is
a different kind of reality show for Bravo. This is
a This is almost like an HBO show or a showtime.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
You're right, it's fucking dark.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's almost documentary dark because I gotta be honest. The
scene where Jesse is at the bar with his ex
wife Michelle, and she got a boyfriend there at the
white party and they're talking about the kid and the
boyfriend's standing there on his phone like it's nothing was
so real by the way, I've been in this situation
crazy though it's crazy town to be on television like

(08:57):
this is what I'm saying. I tell you, I want
my tea shows. That's why I don't like that. I
don't mind the after show and the dress up, the
plain dress. That's fun, right, and they're talking about their
own lives and adding sort of depth to it in
humor and their own perspective. But this thing with the
real life divorces and the drug problem and the kids

(09:17):
cheating you're cheating with the friend or the guy's friends,
like this is all like, guys, this is cause for
a therapist, not an audience one.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Hund There are moments of entertainment. It's not all dark.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Where was the levity in this first opening episode?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
You just have not much.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
When Kristen Dody was sitting down with what's his name,
the guy who got and he's like, everything you said
was right, and I didn't I knew it was right,
and and and you know that, and that's why I
was screaming and yelling and I threatened to fucking beat
the shit out of you because what you were saying about.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
My relationship is right. I'm just like it.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
And Kristen Christien's like to have any validation for Christian Doty,
the Great, the Great Christian Doty.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
She'll take any coolidations she can't true even from this.
Yo yo yo.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Yo, yeah, total yo yo.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's heavy, but it's I said it when we were watching.
I was like, this is like a train wrap, Like
this is like a car. You don't want to look,
but you're looking. You know, it's funny. I'm going to
pete for my uh my frozen shoulder and shoulders.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Your people a frozen shoulder updates.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh man, it's we're We're like, I don't know when
I put my arm out vert is this vertical? That's
I'm still I don't know. I think I'm like at
fifty five.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
You can't do the salute for like, you know, in
a field gold they do touchdown?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Can you do touchdown?

Speaker 1 (10:39):
No? No, no, I'm Matt Hitler, Like this is bad,
this is not good. It's terrible, Like I really cannot
and you know I've been doing the PT. Everybody's great
with their advice, and I'm doing it actively consistently. I
even got it. I'm on steroids right now.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
How is that noticed? How do you notice anything from that?

Speaker 1 (10:55):
No, by the way, you say, don't take it at night,
I'm like, why, Like I could take it at night
still fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Well maybe it's just steroid pack.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I got another shot in my arm. Listen. I feel frustrated, sad,
and really sad. I hate to complain about something so.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Like people have really frozen shoulders.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
H people have real this is a problem that's common.
And I was told by him the other.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
This shouldn't be that com I'm gonna be honest with you, baby,
when you tell me that the physical therapy is really
you know, in maybe two years that'll go where I'm like,
you've already been one year.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Run the doctor, the new doctor I went to at HSS,
the Hospital for Special Surgery. They're wonderful. I said, can
you talk to my husband because I hate having this argument.
Look it up. It literally could take some people through
I believe it. So now the pet's working on it,
the muscles around it like lock up to try to
protect the joint, the little socket thing that's got frozen whatever.

(11:46):
It's not literally frozen like you you know, but let
me tell you something. It's getting me down. I got
a mild depression because even walking, swinging my arm hurts.
It should so my whole life activity wise. And I
was just on the internet and going through our Instagram
thing and you mean.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Rap ports Reality page, going to follow rapports Reality page.
We are active on Instagram rap Reports Reality at Rapports
Reality We're active.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
We're active. But anyway, I saw this walking app like,
how many steps do you need to walk to lose weight? Well, listen,
right now, I gotta do a lot.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
How many does it say.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
More than ten thousand? For me at my age?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
How long is ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Two twelve thousand steps?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Or how many miles is that?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I don't think it's miles.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Well, shit, walk for three hours to lose weight?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
No, I could walk ten thousand steps in an hour
and a half, I think. Okay, anyway, my point is
is really bringing me down. But they've assured me that
it will get better years he said, right now, you
know it could be another year.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
We need that. I'm talking about that and.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
By the way, you keep saying, get the surgery. If
I got the surgery, then I'd still be in PT
and it would take additional time to heal, which would
just be a whole other problem.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
So what would be the surgery.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
They go in there and they break up the tissue
that's making it locked.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Oh no, we need to run that up the flag boo,
because I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Act like I haven't done. I'm doing everything I can.
Talk to the doctor. The PT guy said, tell your
husband to come and I'll explain it. I'm like, he's
acting like making see guy no disrespect.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I need to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Guys are very very knowledgeable.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Degrees on the wall.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
When I go in there, I want multiple degrees the
person I'm talking to, I want multiple your wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
By the way, the guy who saw me from my
sent some another doctor into actually give me the shot,
and I was like, why can't you do it? I
had to sit in there for like forty five minutes
away to another doctor to you know. Doctors are great.
I love them, we need them, but like, come on,
just pets have a lot of schooling that they go through.
They're very knowledge about how the body works. And my
particular one shout out to uh Linda Linda forgiving me

(13:54):
referring me to the guy Linda Flinda. Go ask Linda
Linda question.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
We have seen we're pivoting off of the Valley, which
we like. But I gotta just remind you again, it's
like a It's like Boogie.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Knights, It's like totally. It's like Paul Thomas Anderson heavy, heavy,
all his movies. The Valley.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
What's the big story?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Just big and wide and streets and freeways and traffic and.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It's the place where dreams go.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
To die, sad and poorn and coke deals gone. Yeah,
it's all that ship out there in the valley. And
that show has that vibe to it. That show does
have that vibe to it. How are you feeling? Real
Housewives of Beverly Hills came, went, the reunion came went.
There has been so much discussion about Garcel leaving, Garsel

(14:53):
walking off, and then consequently every day we hear about
Garcel unfollowing the entire cast except for I believe Kathy
Hilton and Jennifer Tilly.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yes weird, I don't know. I listen. I was saying
to you, I saw Crystal old Minkov saying that, you know,
on a podcast, I don't know which one. I was
caught a clip she said that, you know, Sutton and
Garcel really hung out, unlike typically what would happen. You
don't really see these people for eight months. You see
them when they're shooting, but you're not really it's not

(15:27):
real friendships. But she's really friends with Sutton. They spent
a lot of time together. Listen a minute.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Sutton didn't do what Garsla expected her to do.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
She wanted because I think she picked her, I don't
know as a real friend. I think she picked her
as sort of a liaison. I don't think this is
somebody that Garcel would probably be friends with outside of
this world. I think when she said that I can't
stand any of them in the last clip of her
on the reunion, I think she meant it. We called it.
She didn't like it. I don't think she liked the show.
I don't think I think she was using the show

(15:57):
for a stepping stone. I think as soon as it
started to get hot, the seat was too hot, and
that it was pointed at her, she got uncomfortable. And
then I also think that when they confronted her at
the reunion about her accusations that Dart's house break in
had something to do or they maybe they knew something.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
One of the.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Most fucked up accusations in history of housewives.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
And by the way, she never when she said maybe
I'm wrong, I'm wrong right, and nobody yeah, She's just
a feeling, which is so gen z of her. I
was like, what the hell in fact, your feelings are not?
Yeah exactly. It was ridiculous. So anyway, let me finish.
I think what happened with her is that she when
she said that, she's so heavily embarrassed that she made

(16:45):
that accusation, and she did not have one person say, well,
that's okay, you know, we all make mistakes. Nobody gave
her any sort of like completion. She had to just
sit on it, had to say I was wrong, but
not even really because her eye was wrong was not.
It was like kind of like a shoulder shrug. I
was wrong. I guess I was wrong. Iain right. So

(17:05):
nobody came to her defense on that you were.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Broken to Durit's house with guns while her kids were
in there and stole the jewel, not they broke into
the house when they weren't there, or they broken just
when Duritt was there. You were wrong that it wasn't
a setup that people broke in with guns while Durit
and her kids were in there.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
You were way, way, way way.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I mean, that's just what that is, just a wild
accusation just to be to come out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
It wasn't a burglary when they weren't there, that's when
you could go it's a set up.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
They're having fun. That's when you could throw that out there.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Like right, they're having financially she's talking.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
About like the motherfuckers had her and her kids or
her husband sent some goons over there while she was
home with their kids.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
That's insanity crazy and they accusingly were crazy and by
the way, never walked back from it, really and chilled
this last reunion. And she did it, like like I said,
with their shoulder strug and nobody helped her, including the
person that she feels that she had the back the
whole time.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
What is so Sutten, Yeah, I had a feeling about
it too. It's off the wall.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Suddon could have said, you know what, it's okay. Everybody
makes mistake. I kind of doubted that too for a second.
You know, gave her some kind of validation and she
got nothing, but she wasn't deserving of it. Rember two,
by the way, when they Suddon went took her to
her mom's house. I also notice looking back at the clips,
Sutton really never addressed her. Remember, I was like, why

(18:25):
is Kyle there? Kyle felt like, why am I here? Right?
Why am I shooting with you guys with this right?
This is our three Sime. It didn't feel like I
felt like Sutton really wants a relationship with Kyle and
is not working as hard on the relationship on television
with Garcelle. I think those things are valid for garcel
But I think ultimately the truth is she really thinks
are all fucking full of shit. She don't like them,

(18:46):
she's above them, and she wasn't going to stick around
another season for them to come for her because the way, yes,
she knew it was coming. So that's my piece on her.
I'm glad she's gone because it kind of ruined me
out that show for me, that she was on there,
that we know her, we respect her, and that we
are seeing here this way and knowing that she's not
playing a game like how we need to see as
the audience. Right. So it's good. It's good for her.

(19:08):
I think she got something out of it. I hope
in terms of her career, you know, she's we'll see.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I don't know. I don't know what I mean. It's
not I don't know what it did for a career.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
I don't It's not like she's has that sort of weird, wacky,
off the wall thing that Lisa Renna has.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, you know, she came in.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
I think she's a serious. Also, she's the producer. She
has her own production company. Maybe it you know, when
you're working or working, that's what they used to say, yes.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Talking speaking about preferring to playing the game. This just
in the great Mia Thornton from the Real House as
a Potomac has announced she's gone. I don't know if
they give you a I think they give them a chance.
I think they say, listen, Mia, we're not going to
have you back next year. Really you think I think

(20:07):
that they might do that?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
What was the announcer like, I didn't say it.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I could tell you.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Mia announced, She said she did it like almost a poem.
She said all seasons come to an end, and trees
grow and you.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Know, the flowers bloom.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
She said, a bunch of different things, she said, she said,
like a whole thing. It wasn't just I'm leaving the show,
but she she talked about flowers, and she talked about trees,
and she talked about you know, uh, seasons and moving
and grass being greener and you know the other side.
But she said, you know, the past four seasons have
been unforgettable one filled with growth lessons and so many

(20:44):
incredible memories. I want to think, Uh, bravo Andy Cohen,
NBC Universal for believing me and giving me the space
to share my story with my cast mates dot dot
dot da da.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
And then she said, I don't just make headlines. I
make history.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh. So she went out with a tagline, Yes, a
long one, and.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Apparently she's moving to Atlanta. That doesn't mean she's moving
to the realizers of Atlanta. But I think for some
of them, they go, listen, we're not going to have
you back. Do you want to give you a chance
to go out on your own?

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh, I see what you're saying to make the announcement
instead of just saying bravo, I'm saying me is not
coming back.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
That's good, A right about giving.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I think she gave it all and then then too
much some too much with her kids and her husband
and g and ink and all that. Yeah, well, I
wish her well. I hope she stays healthy and happy.
I would like to see her on Atlanta though. That
would be great if she showed up on how because
let's las help. We got to pivot to Atlanta because
it really needs help. I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's in bad shape.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
It's in bad shape. And I never thought I would
watch Atlanta and be like I could skip it.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Me too, I could skip it.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I mean like, I don't know why. I feel like
whenever Bravo does this with their housewives, they just throw
us a bunch of girls and we're like, we're like
supposed to care about them immediately. It feels invasive. It
feels also like betrayal. Yeah, you feel betrayed, it I do.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
And Porsha not being like the stars wild.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Well now Shemi is not even the star, and Porscha's
not the star, and Angela Oakley is the Angels. She's
not equipped to be the star and and they're just meeting.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
It's like a bunch of guest stars. It's not like
there's no lead, there's no force, there's no push, you know.
And every show, every season, someone takes a lead because
what they have going on in their life in a way.
But here, I'm sort of like Drew's divorce is like
I don't know Ralph, her and Ralph, I mean him
living downstairs. I mean it's something shady about all of that.

(22:48):
I don't know. I just I found it that to
be very uncomfortable to watch the dad live on and
then the divorce and him playing outside with the kids,
and then she comes out for her turn and he
doesn't want to be there and the kids are in front.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Again.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Some of this stuff, I don't know the masterful way
where it's comfortable for me to watch with some of
it's like, I don't know if that should be on there.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I agree, And I just don't think that Atlanta right
now is good.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I don't think it's good TV. I don't think it's
good reality TV. I don't think it's entertaining. I don't
think it lives up to the legacy about a legacy
show I'm about a legacy reality TV program. It's not
even close to that, and it is dark. I'll pivot
onto something a little bit lighter, because we don't want
to beat a dead peach.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
You don't want to run over there.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
We don't want to beat a rotten peach, a rotten peach.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Summer House is a good fucking time.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So great. Listen. I have a message to Jesse. You've
been had, bro. They sent that girl in there that
was a plant. Fuck plant. They were trying to set
you up to see him or West. I don't know.
I think West learned his West, his lesson, his lesson.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
They one of them, We're gonna make them move.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Wes wasn't gonna do it. He already had messed with
a girl in the house. He knew better, and Jesse,
you sat by and watched, you know better, like he got.
I think he's in a pickle. I really find it
hysterical that he flirts with Sierra and like then he's like,
don't touch me. The show is great. The show is
so great. I love these guys so much. I find

(24:22):
them all to be by the way. You know, sometimes
you think are they stars to us? Because we've known
him so long. But I do think casting is a thing,
and you had changed of it. It's just like Love
Island that season we watched, it was each individual was
special in their own right, like they had it, they
had something going on, and I feel like that's the
thing with Summerhouse.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
By the way, we're gonna go back to the Summerhouse.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
But I just saw also that Love Island, the cast
of Love Island from last year with you know all
those uh that that whole crew what's his name's brother
Beckham and then then the whole crew. I heard they're
doing a spin off after the Island, like sort of
picking it up.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
It's a great idea because they're all fun, they're all
very special kids, and I think they are all entertaining,
got the right look, and I think that's I was
looking at the guys on Summerhouse. I was like, they're
also good looking. Wes is good looking. They're just funny.
There's something about them, They're charming, they're all magnetic that
really matters. And I so going back to Atlanta really quick.

(25:25):
I think there's a casting issue because of this. It's
a complete vamp scratch what I'm saying. We're missing. Okay,
I don't care how you dress up or how you
paint your dog. It's not gonna make you interesting. It's
not necessarily gonna make you charismatic and captivating. And I
want to watch what you do in your kitchen.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Do you see?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I could watch Page stand in her closet and try
to figure out what's the.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Way she's entertaining. Same with the man entertaining. But the
guys are entertaining.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
They're all special. I think this is falling.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Into a stereotype. Also, Atlanta's like, you know, we're all
super fab this and and it's like there has to
be more than that. That's obviously a part of the
show and the brand, but without the storylines and caring
and the and really it sounds crazy.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
But the humanity we have no show. And the meanness.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's just there's difference between shade and just like trying
to fucking eviscerate and milliate somebody discussing their looks and
there it's just terrible. And right now, Summerhouse has a
good balance of well, it's not dark. No. The only
one who's dark is the one guy who came in
there where they call him an emerald.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
What do they call them the fuck bye boy?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
They call them the they call not the three way
machine or.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Orgy Orgy org bet. He walks in there like Orgy Beast,
orgy Beast.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
He's disgusting, he's bringing it down. He's got to go. Yeah,
you know what I love talk about humanity. I love
that the cast members are like, yo, you're new here.
Don't bring that shit here, Like what are you.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Doing, especially when you're doing nothing else.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Nothing, but by the way, you don't even talk.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, you really talk. Yeah, So like goodbye and.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
You're thirty something. I know he said something. You know,
he was an illegal immigrant until he's twenty three.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Okay, he felt unseen. So another's trying to make it.
It doesn't make sense. You got a sexual problem if you're.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Like, you know, deviate.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah, you have a deviant behavior problem, and you're making
it like you weren't seeing because you were a migrant
or an immigrant can.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Do three ways every single night at the house.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
It's a wild.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Reason to don't weaponize your your illegal immigrant status.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yes, exactly, you're weaponizing your No, he's just he's a pig.
If you and even the guys, somebody comes out in
his underwear adjusting is junk and it's just grossy. You
can just imagine the stink on his steak.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
You're nasty. It's just disgusting, disgusting.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
And you know he's not a good influence for my favorite,
Jesse Solomon, because Jesse went in there's curious and got
his toes sucked, and you know he's playing with fire.
If anybody did that guy picks upt, you're risking yourself, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Or gretay away from Jesse.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Solomon, Yeah, you got Yeah, keep away from him because
this is a nice kid, nice Jewish boy ship.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Away from from from Jesse Solomon.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
We don't know how nice he is.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
He's chill, but he can tell. He's got a good disposition.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
He's a sweet kid. But I really want him to
make sure Lexie's right because I just something he doesn't.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
She's not right. They're not gonna be they're not gonna
be together.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
But the lady, I love you, she's not going away.
That's what I'm afraid of her and her mom and sister.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Can you imagine no, no, no, no, they're trouble, bro. They
got their hooks, yes, like deep deep in there. We're
talking about six.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Homes and Wes is looking at him like, boy.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You fucked up, you fucked up.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah so but summerhouse light favorite show, good, funny, likable.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I would like to go there for the summer.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Maybe you're fifty five years old with frozen shoulders. I
no disrespect. They are trying to have us hanging around there.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
I got to be fifty five and frozen.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
So they're not trying to have you and me? Why not?
Well they have fucking Schwartz is coming to.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Schwartz shorts just like your shorts. Still cute, but it's like,
my man, you gotta make a plan.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
You got to make a plan. Show shows now, man,
I think you told me he started a podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Yes, yeah, I don't know. I look everybody's got a podcast.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, no problem with that. I think that him being
on the after show of the Valley. Yeah, along with
Sena was on there is this because they're all going
to be making apparents on there.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not exactly sure.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Being regulars because I think he does come, he pops in.
He shows up this week on Summer.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
But Schwartz is at its best with its ton time, I.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Know, and we hear that it's complicated their friendship, I
mean their friends, but I don't think it's the same.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah, well we're never going to get that golden.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You can't put lightning back in the back.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Can't stuff lightning in a bottle. You can't do that.
But it is a great time. Uh, it's always good
man fun. There's always good shows on. There's always good
reality real show.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Are we going to get jump into the because I
think it starts Sunday Love Hotel with all our ladies.
Uh well, sniff a door and uh uh it's just
Countess when and Ashley.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Ashley and then what's your name from O C.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
I don't know if I want to see these ladies
try to get you know, their stella got their groove
back kind of thing. I don't think that. I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Actually, babe, we'll give them the respect that they deserve.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Excuse me, We'll give them the It's.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Just that we have so many other regular shows, like
everybody in the world.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Is watching, and we respect that they deserve and earn,
and we will watch the program.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
That's the least we could do for these four women.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
We love, Yes, we love it. Respect them. Okay, so
we'll watch that.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
We'll check it out. That is the least we can do.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
The trailer seems very we know what it is, we
know what it is. I just don't want to be
I want to see so.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
You don't you don't respect, you don't want to give
them the respect.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I just don't want to see them making out with
this strangers. And it's just.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I love like when Luan's got like the two guys
she's in Heaven, She's got all the attention and they're
like hil Anne and she's just like I'm being fawned
over as I should, and I'm like everybody should fall over.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
There, like Shannon's like, I've never dated more than one guy.
I want to Luanne and Lands like I have.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's great, Well, we will be checking let's will be
checking it out and we will be checking you guys out.
Make sure you subscribe, rate and review. I know I
say that, you're like, oh he wants please subscribe, rate
and review. Okay, because everybody's got a podcast, but only
only Kibi and I have Wrap Reports. We subscribe, rate,
review and follow us on Instagram at Reports. It's a

(31:58):
good time. It's a good follow a great episode. Again
love you babe.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I Love you babe. Mhm
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