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May 21, 2025 • 36 mins

Welcome to episode 58 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: Diddy Trial, Freak off goes mainstream, Prince deep fake recording, Sheen Sisters beef, S2 The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Loving Sonja Morgan, buying from TikTok Shop & more

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I thought you were gonna say you were going to
discuss our freak off. I'm over it. I don't want
to hear it again. I think the society is, uh,
we're in trouble, We're in fun, We're in deep trouble.
We're in deep trouble.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Speaking of dark but not as dark fun. Dark Machine Sisters.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Maybe make a good show and we'll watch, but they'll
bring the fight to the Instagram. Don't even get me
started on Megan Marko.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I feel like you have to control the phone and
not let the fucking phone control you. And I will
totally admit that sometimes the phone controls because.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
They come out swinging and they eat. They eat, they eat.
They're not snacking, they're eating.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
He called his wife a prostitute.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Hooker or whatever. He said. No, you wouldn't have seen
him again. You would have had to send a search
crew for his little ass.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Three two one and hello, Hello, we are back. Rapaport's Reality.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
We're back.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
My name is Michael Rapport and i'm and this is
Rapaport's Reality, the podcast where we discuss all things popular culture,
all things reality TV. Of course, if we're discussing popular
culture reality TV, we might even say a sidebar. Temporary
sidebar for this podcast is discussing freak offs and the
Puffy Trial. Oh and some curated tidbits from the comings

(01:27):
and goings from our Much Much.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I thought you were gonna say, you're going to discuss
our freakofs. We don't have freak offs, babe.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Let me tell you something, the fact, the fact that
the term freakof is now mainstream vernacular.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I mean, it's going to be in the dictionary. I'm
sure you know that's true. Yes, I know it's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But that's not like the term freakof, like he hijacked
freak off because you can't say freak off anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Freak off.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Where does it come from?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It came from like you know, you know, kind of.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Is it in a song?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I don't know exactly where it started, but I know
as in New Yorker like you used to be like, yo,
we're freaking over. It definitely was like regarding sex, but
it didn't mean you're getting your girlfriend to have sex
with a essay as they call him sex.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, what's what's new to me is that it refers
to a specific event between the two of them alone
in a hotel room with a said person that I
thought it was like these parties at white parties that
turned into after dark, after dark, like two am, three am.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Now that's what everybody thought of, I guess.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
And now we're realizing that it's just between He's saying
to his girlfriend, guess what I'm going to teach you,
young lady, about a freak off, and I'm going to
call it this. We're going to invite somebody into our
life and we're I'm going to do these productions with
baby oil. You meet a camera and this prostitute that
we're gonna invite, you're going to invite over, You're going
to pay.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
The whole thing is But listen.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
The fact that the news, you watch CNN, you watch TMZ,
every single TikToker, every single.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Instagram seems to like saying it, and.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
They just say it so matter of factly. That's what
bothers over it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I don't want to hear it again.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I've heard it probably a thousand times literally and said
it at least one hundred times literally in the last week,
and it's revolting. It's disgusting. And the conversation about baby
oil and freak offs.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
And but it's so much, and there's so many TikTokers
and instagram people.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
That have dedicated the last ten days of their life
to discussing Cassie, Puffy Baby all and these freak offs.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
He said it again.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
And we're not even two weeks into this shit. I know,
I know it's crazy. I know it's crazy. How how
much discussion I saw. It's on CNN. It's like on
all the news that they cover it. Yeah, well it's
really bad.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
When you see the ticker tape and it says freak
offs and there's like a hyphen in between freak and off.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Is that what you see?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Sometimes there's a hyphen between it and sometimes not.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Different respectfully, different networks spell it differently.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I just I think the society is, uh, we're in trouble.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
We're in fucking We're in deep trouble.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean it is this thing is not good, this
puffy thing, what it's doing to society, the TikTok of
it all, and they all they go, they you have
these terms, they say, like an s worker. They don't say,
what is essay?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Sexual assault?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh? Sexual assault is.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
That's because you know you can't use certain words.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
But it's just on the internet, which is so funny.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You can talk all about the subject, but you can't
use the actual terms in full sentences because with the
spelling of the word completely otherwise you get banned from
the platform, but you can talk all about it. Nothing
in our society makes complete sense. I have no idea why.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And the idea that there's a fake like entire transcript
with audio a fake hole day in court of a
Prince audio tape that they played and there's it's crazy
that that's crazy for people who don't know there was
a it came up today that on the internet, which

(05:31):
is it didn't it didn't go that wide.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, it's it's it's.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Catching, it's catching speed that like there was an audio
recording that Prince made where Prince was.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Talking all the Prince made this tape where he alleges
that he was at several parties where he witnessed things
that were just puffy parties and he saw and.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
He wanted to confess them to the world and just
and it says, just in case I die of court,
like as if Prince was thinking, just in case, just
in case I die, make sure you share them and
it was.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
All this trance. Because I was my friend down at
the supermart.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
He was like, yo, you heard the Prince thing And
I was like no, he was like, yo, they played
Prince in court and Puffy was screaming and they told
him to sit down.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
And the whole thing is fake.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's all deep fakes and ais it's it's it's sick.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
But what should be telling is that they never played.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Right that fake as everybody in the world would know
that at this point. But it's like, coming out that
day three this happened. I'm just disgusted that this trial
is taking place. I don't want to hear any more
about the next sex worker. They brought in a guy
today called the Punisher. He's another sex worker. I don't
know what he's sharing or why he is.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
It's all the same, by the way, the story is
all the same because the way he behaved was there
was sort of it was ritual for this guy, Puffy,
he had a ritual. This is the thing. He did
the same thing over and over again, and because it worked. Behavior,
his bad behavior as a human being worked, That's why
he continued to do it. Most villainous creatures cretans as

(07:09):
I've heard fucking creatures. They do the same behaviors over
and over again when it works and they get away
with it.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Well, he's a nasty junkie and they were there, what.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
A junkie, he created junkie and you know, and they
continued on and on and on.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I've had enough about it, and people like, did you
see this person talking about I'm like, what more are
they going to say?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
I heard it, I saw it. I don't want to
It's too much.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's too fucking much, especially in such a beautiful time
of the year.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
It's so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's so perfect right now in New York City, which
lends to the fact that outside the courthouse it's zoo
out there and everybody's out there getting content and getting
pictures and doing tiktoks and going live and I'm shooting
this person and then this podcast is out there.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
It's just it's just disgusting, I.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Think, because they're getting clicked. I mean that's why. Yeah,
that's how you get drives to you your channel by
getting this. I mean, this is the hottest subject that's
going on. I like lighter fair on the internet.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
I hear me. I gonna be honest. I like dark shit,
but this is so this is not even so dark.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
This is evil like God. This is not even dark evil.
This is far far, far, far far. I prefer not.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Speaking of dark, but not as dark fun dark.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
The Sheen sisters speaking of dark.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
We should catch up. We're a little bit behind on
some of our shows.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
But Charlie Sheen's daughter Sammy and Denise Richard's daughter Sammy
and their other daughter are in a.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Social see this is kind of social media shit that
I like. I don't. I mean, I don't like that
it's sisters.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I don't like it at all.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
The only reason why I brought it to your attention
is that I wanted to make a commentary on that
the world is falling apart.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Not as bad as the puffy thing.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, but no, this is that to me, I feel
like it's completely separate. When Denise Richards gets on a
reality she leaves a successful show, and she puts her
daughters on her own reality show. Okay, after what Charlie's done,
she gets in a reality show, puts her daughters on one.
One's on an onlyfan, and one is a devout Catholic
and on Mother's Day because one the onlyfan's daughter, Sammy,

(09:22):
Sammy gets her mother gifts for Mother's Day, and the
devout Catholic, I forget her name.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
She didn't get a good gift.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
She didn't get gifts at all. Herst was coming in
the mail.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
And they were beefing, and they beef on in public
about who got Mom a better gift.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
It's hilarious that it's the girls are fighting.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Matter of fact, Miles Jordan play a clip from Sammy
and her sister going back and forth discussing the gifts
they got, the gifts they didn't give, and how one
of them was taught not to talk about family members
on social media.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Play that clip.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
My mom posted a photo of the three of us
on Mother's Day and all the comments were saying how
Lola was so nice, and Lola's a perfect child, not
a single person even I guess you guys don't even
see me in the photo. Did you guys know that
Lola didn't even get my mom flowers or a card
or anything for Mother's Day when my mom doesn't have
a mom anymore, and it's a very hard day for her.

(10:19):
So I made the reservation. I paid for everyone's food.
Lola said she was gonna split the both with me,
and she didn't. I got my mom two things of flowers,
a bunch of shit from Barefoot Dreams, and a very
nice candle and a card, and Lola couldn't even get
her flowers.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 6 (10:36):
But all the comments on that post were saying that
she is so nice okay, and of course her excuse it's.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Coming in the mail.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
I got you something, Mom, but it's coming in the.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Mail, bitch.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
I've been hearing that since Christmas. Sorry, I didn't give
you anything for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's on its way anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
This is good for me again, it's more light hearted
social media that I could absorb.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I'll take this.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'll take the Sheen daughters beefing back and forth about
who got mom aka Denise Richard's a better mother's gay
gift than having to hear every single other person talk
about fucking freak offs Harvey Levin. If I hear Harvey
Levin say the word freak off again from TMZ, the
TMZ guy again, I'm sorry to go down the rabbit hole,

(11:24):
but we are behind on Denise Richards.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
You're just going on on your own. You haven't asked
me what I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Like, what do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
But I'm just saying. What I'm saying is that you're
saying that one was taught. They both grew up in
the same family. They both were taught not to talk
about each other poorly. My thing to you was, I
showed it to you because I think it's funny how
she was going. They both were going on one the
only fans won. Sammy was upset with her sister because

(11:53):
she didn't get the gift she supposedly the good daughter,
saying it's in the mail. The Christmas gift is in
the mail. She never gets a gift. But my point was,
I think that they're smart and that they're doing the
beef for us to see and we're falling for it
so that they can create this kind of fodder and
entertainment offline online, so that we watch that show.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
I respect that if they're doing it to promote the show.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Sure, wild Thing, isn't it while thing or wild thing?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Wild Things, wild.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Things things, three of them because they're all wild things.
Because it's a play on the Denise Richards movie that
she did with Matt Dillon. Called wild Thing. Maybe it
was co wild Things. Also, if they're doing that to
promote the show, I think it's great. I don't know
if they've all three of them been and watch what happens,
but that would be fucking sick, the three of them
sitting there in front of Andy.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
But not everybody's a Kardashians, That's what I'm saying. It's
like you, you could only do so much.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Not everybody's a Kardashians.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Everybody is trying to manipulate the audience to get listen.
There's so much content out there, babe, there's so much.
You got to do everything. You got to create the
smoke of mirror, so.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
There's a content cold war, that's right.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
It's so many things to watch, scroll through, click.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
It's too much.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'm overwhelmed.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
It's so fucking much. It's insane.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's insane, and that's what it felt like. And that's
why when you say, why is everybody talking about this
freak off? Is because it is. It is extreme. You
gotta be extreme to get the eyeballs, and that's what
this is. And not that he meant to do it,
but that's what's happening. So yes, I think it's lighter hearted,
but it's still exhausting to me. I go, girls, maybe

(13:35):
make a good show and we'll watch, but don't bring
the fight to the Instagram.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's a crazy, crazy, crazy time, crazier than ever with
politics and all this other craziness. It is probably at
a an all time high, and it's not going anywhere.
I mean, before seven I was kind of band TikTok.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
What happened to then?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I know before seven am, I showed you another beef
with the what's the girl's name? That used to be
popular Britney Verlin. She was a vine star. I mean
she made a really big on Vine. I remember she
used to make the really funny videos. She's like a
hot playboy type model girl, dark hair.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Like a rock and roll hot yes.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
And then she became very famous when she married the
Tommy Lee Yes, Pamela Anderson's husband, the drummer.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Is he drummer? Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:31):
And they got married hot and heavy, met very quick,
probably on Rayah. I think they met on Riyah. Well,
she was having a little problem in her marriage and
got catfished by Ronnie Radkey.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
We didn't know before, didn't know who he was. A
couple hours ago, but I mean before seven am.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I opened my phone and this is what. I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Who the fuck Ronnie Radkey was until I opened my
eyes today.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Anyway, I've been.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Ronnie Radkey is apparently some he's got the blackout tattoo.
That's when it stuck out the most is whole body
is tattooed black. He's a white guy and he's got
black he's almost black, right, and and he's got like
a Jesus thing. And he's a singer and a musician
and a rapper. And for some reason he may or

(15:16):
may not have been involved with catfishing former vine Tommy
Lee's new wife Britney for all this is happening.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's so now she's staying in a hotel.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
And she's talking about the catfish.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Because maybe she was really having a conversation with him
because she's kind of unhappy, so she was texting him.
But by the way, she it wasn't him, So he's
like saying, it wasn't me, you dummy. So now he's
trolling her because and making fun of her because it
wasn't him, but she's saying.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Du dude, it was you, or Okay, maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
It wasn't Tommy Lee said, and then he puts puts
on his page who got Catfish? And is sitting in
his music room making a song about her. You know, stupid,
I don't know, like stupid bitch.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
I know this song as you Got Catfish? Bitch. He's
making a song called you Got cats.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
There's a senior citizen getting mad at his young twenty
six young younger year's wife that you know, the whole
thing is a mess. My point is is that the interview, like,
don't even get me started on Megan Markle. We're all
cracking up here on the internet. I feel like we
we all needed to take a collective break. Fuck, we're
doing too much. We're all doing too much on the internet.

(16:25):
You know, we all need to take a break. Sometimes
less is more. I agree we need boundaries. I say that,
and then I say, that's kind of all we have.
You know, this is a new form medium. This is
a way that we communicate. This is the way and
you know this is I'm not saying anything new, but
I'm getting scared for us. I agree for humanity, I

(16:47):
really am.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
That's a wacky time.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
And with the phone and the scrolling and the amount
of entertainment that you could find on social media, and
it is entertaining even.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
But is it though, because I shouldn't know this about her,
I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
I shouldn't.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Ronnie Radkin is rad Key. That was not good entertainment,
But there is some good entertainment.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Give me.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
I feel like you have to control the phone and
not let the fucking phone control you. And I will
totally admit that sometimes the phone controls me. And when
the phone controls you, you get behind on the things
that you want to do, right, like watching our shows.
Because we also woke up to find out that the
second season of Secret Lives of War.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
The Secret Lives of Mormon is up.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
The Secret Lives of Mormon lives.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
And we haven't watched any of it.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
None of it, and all of it's up, I believe
the whole season. And that was a great and I've
been waiting for that.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yes, And that was a great show that I think
caught everybody by surprise, because again it's like, how many
fucking crazy Mormons, how many reality shows, how many hot,
weird girls with problems with their marriages? And that show
was really, really, really good.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
And I hear that they come out swinging, and they eat.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
They eat, they eat.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
They're not snacking, they're eating.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Who told you this?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Kennedy?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
She watched it.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Oh yeah, she's like, anti keep they eat?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Well, fuck yeah. But I don't want to. I don't
want to eat the entire season in one day.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I do.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
I want to just get cozy and binge.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
How many? How many episodes? Is it? Like? Eight?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Ten? I think I saw when I briefly looked, I
saw six.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
So maybe they're maybe they threw out six and they
can't just do six.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I think they put out some and then they save that,
you know, the last two or three like they normally.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Yeah, that's a very good show. We have to catch
up on that.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
We have to catch up on Wild Things because we've
been watching it all We also, I will say, for
the last three four days, two days, three days, have
not had any talenty or any chocolate or any.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Nice two three.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I don't get ahead because I got on the fucking skalm.
I'm like, I expect to lose weight. I haven't lose weight.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
I don't know if what's going on with us, something's
going on with this, because usually I can snap it
back like I've been exercising, I've been doing good, drinking
ample amounts of water. I don't know. I feel stuck inside.
You know, my bow movements aren't quite there. TMI. I know,
but you know, like I feel stuck.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
You know what I mean, like stuck.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I know you feel that way too. Your sleep hasn't
been great.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I noticed, well, the night before it was good, and
then last night it wasn't that good.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
And we're in New York City and you keep saying
you're waking up to like the tweeting a.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Bird, but you like this morning to it too.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I didn't hear it. I was like, what's up, snow White?
Like what what? What?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
What are five thirty and six fifteen am before the
traffic starts, there's birds.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Tweeting in the I don't hear what you hear?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
They were tweeting, and I think because it's the city,
and you know, it is echoing off the other buildings.
Them ships were loud and sharp, a sharp light, not
not to it distracting, but it was like snow white
and the birds were chirping.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
No, that's you, snow white, Yeah that's I.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Don't wake me up a little bit earlier than I
want to. But we're almost at air conditioning season. Yes,
but the sleeping hasn't been that good.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
And you're working out hard too, huh.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Harder than I was. Yeah, I wouldn't say hard. Yeah,
I've been You're getting steps in.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yes, yeah, yesterday I did steps and I did steps
at a pace.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I think it's cortisol. I think that's stress hormed.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
How do you get the cortisol? Do we want corsol?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
No? No, we want it to be down. I think,
you know, the traveling in the last eighteen months is stress.
It's been a lot for us, so I think we
have to be mindful. I think we had the idea
of not having the phones in the bedroom before we
go to sleep is a thing the way, and also
waking up to the phones probably is not a good idea. Yes,
I think we're doing The eating has been good. I

(20:40):
think we like to continue it. You know, I was
reading it.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I like to finish eating at six six thirty.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
And you know, I don't think we need as much
protein when we were vegetarian.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I think we're better. You eat everything. I protein, prouty protein, protein,
and you know, I read an article. There's this amino
acids like perfect aminos. It's like, we need the amino
acids from protein. I don't think we need the protein
from protein. Yeah, we don't need the protein per se
as much as you know.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I feel like a good steak is not a bad SI.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Every now and then, but we don't need to be
I know, for my body, Like I'm switching to it
just because I'm like, oh, Minnopaul's will Postminopaul's lightning pro.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
I'm not buying it. I feel bogged down.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, you know what I mean. I felt lighter and better,
Like maybe we should think about switching back adding the aminos,
you know, eggs now then and a little bit of
bone broth and this kind of thing. But what we're
doing might be a little too heavy for us. I know,
I'm blood type A negative.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
People don't want to hear this, Babe.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
We eat, I don't know, Babe, I'm not feeling good.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
We can't even go out to eat. For me.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I was realized we can't go out to eat because
I feel like if you go out to eat, you
might as well order a lot.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Babe. We went to the diner the other night and
you ordered a Salisbury steak and mashed potatoes.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I mean that was over, That was over a week ago.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
That was a weird way. What were you doing?

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I looked over it, I was like, what the meat loaw?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
And and that was probably the last a meat loaf
and mashed potatoes. But New York diners they have a menu.
Anything you could think of is on a menu in
a New York diner.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I don't know where they keep it or how much.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Anything any kind of pasta, chicken, salisbury steak, filet mignon, chicken, parmesans, chicken, pollyard.
It's trimp scampy lot. I mean, who would order a
lobster tail and a fucking diner? You know you're rolling
the diner.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
That's disgusting. I know they have dined too many things,
the diners, but also too I think your travels like
you travel. Oh, you had a rough travel schedule last
week where you got stuck in the stuck in the airport.
And I think also traveling is rough on the body.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Traveling is rough on the body. That being said, I
do not mind an occasional steak, especially the way you
make it a little salt, little pepper.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
It's light and especially when it's Filet Mignon.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Absolutely speaking of dark, speaking of tender Babe, I gotta
throw a question at you. Yes, we are up to
speed on the valley, which it is. It's just a

(23:19):
dark show. We have to accept it's a different kind
of reality show. I don't know where Sheena Shee and
La La are. They said they were heard they were
part of the show and all that.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, we need them now more than ever because he's coming.
There was with this little Jesse needs his I would
have kicked his ass far across that vineyard. He wouldn't
have seen him again after calling her a prostitute.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
He called his wife a prostitute.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Hook or whatever.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
He said.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
No, you wouldn't have seen him again. You would have
had to hunt. They would have had to send a
search crew for his little ass.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Between Jesse and Michelle, Jesse Leiley and Michelle Lay who
are going through a horrible divorce, and Jack's and Brittany,
this is two of the darker relationships. That probably the
darkest relationship I know. There's some dark ship. Well, Judici.

(24:14):
The Judici marriage was pretty fucked up, especially at that
time he was allegedly speaking to the girl and he said, Oh,
here comes my c word wife.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
Another dark scene at a vineyard.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Right, right right.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
It seems like these vineyard trips bring out the worst
in people, and you should just be enjoying some grapes
and some cheeses and wine tasting. But that relationship. Which
relationship do you think is worse or which relationship do
you think has a better chance of getting back together?
They both have kids, Jesse and his wife Michelle or

(24:49):
Jack's and Brittany.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Which ones? Okay, you asked me two questions that I'll
take the second part of your question. Which which ones
do I think have a better chance of getting back together?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Would Jackson Britney only because of the Britney part of
the couple.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Britney is the kind of woman that really seems to
value marriage and family. She wants Southern women, She really
really wanted to work. Even as mad as she is
at Jack's, they're still a part of her. I think
that truly truly loves him. When she said she loves Jack,
I think she really Jackson.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
I think she really.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Really means it. I think she would do anything for him,
even when he's a big prick. Michelle, she probably was
never really feeling Jesse, and he's a dick. I think
all of his values, he's got a dick face, he's
a little prick. I think all the things he stands for.
I think there's things that she wanted to scream out
and tell about him that she's holding back. I think

(25:43):
that's oh. I think when she said you spent all
our money, I think she wanted to say what he
spent it on. She's not saying it. I'm not saying
she's a perfect angel. I'm sure there's things he could
say about her. But in terms of that, I don't
think they probably ever belong together. I would venture to
say that she got knocked up. I don't think that

(26:03):
she You know, they don't seem like a couple that
should have ever been together. I think Britney's naive and
thought Jackson was something that she was never ya, but
that she could deeply see in him that nobody else
could see behind closed doors. Right, So that would be
the answer to that. On the other side of your question,
do I want to see any of these couples be together? No?

Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, I go to Bravo to relax and chill man.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's you know, I know we're people say, well, just
stop watching, but we can't just stop watching.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
I feel like we're invested.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
We're invested, and I feel like as a Bravo person,
we have the right.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
It's our space. It's like we rent space on Bravo.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
It's like if you're in an apartment building, like you
go to the courtyard, you go to the gym, you
go to the lobby, you go to the roof deck,
you use the entire space. And I feel like we
have a right to watch everything on Bravo. And I'm
not going to stop watching that show. But it is
a It is an emotionally challenging show to watch, especially

(27:03):
when you go to Bravo for a good time. I
go for a good time, occasional week snatch, occasional drink toss,
maybe a little cat fight, but that's not I don't
want the entire vibe of it to be like I
feel like I'm watching like a fucking Martin Scorsese movie
when I'm watching that.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
Yes, I do too, it is.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And you know what, though, this last episode that we
watched last night, let me tell you something, It did
get better for me because the realness became yes, what
am I gonna say. The realness became when Brittany.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Said to Nia Danny's wife, Danny's wife who seems to
have a drinking problem.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
He does. When he went into the pantry and he
swigged tequila and she was like, you know, she kept
going to the bedroom when he was snoring, and was
like she was talking to him like she he could
really hear her.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
He was out.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
I mean she was talking about like pageantry Stepford wife, honey,
oh honey, are you gonna join us?

Speaker 2 (27:57):
How he's not joining you, He's not coming to da out,
He's sleeping from daydreams.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yes, and the idea traveling.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
This was fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, And she was
doing it for the cameras. And so when Brittany was like,
I'm out here bleeding, I am dying bleeding and I've
been doing it for years. I did on vander Prompt,
I brought it to this show, gave all y'all fools
a job, and this I'm really doing it for the
camera and you're gonna give me this that we are
not in Miss America. Honey, you're doing this and it

(28:24):
looks crazy. I'm not doing any I look crazy and
you guys are trying to fake it and the whole
thing looks crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I appreciated that.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
I hope that Britney. One storyline that I hope blows
up is what's his name? My man with the hair,
the gay guy.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, terrible style.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
I mean for a gay guy in twenty twenty five,
Oh child, Zach who I will tell you he got
fucking beautiful, thick mane of hair totally. Even when he
was on Watch What Happens Live, Andy like was like,
let me, I have to see if that's real.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
And he grabbed it and he pulled it and the
man was like, Yo, this shit is real.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
But he's the one who instigated that whole thing. And
I saw and we did see that. The producers probably
went in there, That's what I thought. But Brittany needs
to come back. And Zach could be like you little
fuck because you're hugging me up and all that stuff.
But yes, I will hand it to Brittany because I mean,
the reality is is that it is a reality show
and they are keeping it real.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
They are keeping it real.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
They are but nia in this case and Danny are
you know? Also they are Christians and I think they
go to church and I think there's a lot of
that that they're trying to maintain a certain image around that.
But you can't fake the funk. And when it's funky
and it's stinks like fish, you can't make it smell
like roses. And that's what's happening here. I think that
the Danny guy, he's an instigator. And there was that

(29:45):
scene where I do think the producers had to call
that Zach, Zach with the good hair, Zach with the
good hair. The producers did call him to the curb
and say, hey, ask her this, make her do this,
And I think that's why he shrugged his shoulders like ooh,
I didnim want to do that, because that's not what
he want to do. He's done it other times on
his own, and I think they're using him to do
that because but it's he's gonna he's gonna get himself

(30:06):
in trouble.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Zach Day is coming, He is coming.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Your day beyond just I'm the friendly guy that loves everybody.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
And I mean, but his style is fucking horrible.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Strange style, huh.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
I mean it's really bad for a Los Angeles Uh,
you know, gay guys. DC style is really way out there.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Not into it really well.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
And it's weird that I know it's so bad that
I know it.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Yeah, I was gonna say, well, what you're saying it,
it must be bad.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Speaking of dark, there's a video they caught we talked
last week about Sonya Morgan being at a restaurant in
New York and.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Expecting to get a freebie.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
She's gotten freebies before, but apparently she went into this
one restaurant and she brought friends and the bill was
over a thousand dollars and I don't know what the
fuck I mean, listen, maybe they're ordinary bottles of wine.
Don't know how you get a billow for a thousand dollars,
but they said you got to pay, and she had
a freak out.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
And then there's another video of her at a restaurant.
I think it might be in Florida where they're.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Taking around West Palm Beach, I think.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
And she's got to go in an ambulance, probably.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Probably standing up. I wonder why ambulance.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
It sounded from the way she was speaking.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
And our history drunk.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Sonya.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
I know, I feel bad for her.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I feel really bad for her. She's got to get
she's if it's drunk Sonia. Then you know, it's amazing Sonya.
When she wakes up, she sees this and she hears it.
She says it's a setup, another setup, as if she
was set up. I paid the bill and she's saying
that in the video.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
And we love Sonya morning.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
I love her.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
I wish her well.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I don't know. Listen, fall from grace. It feels like, right,
these ladies are.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Fall from grace.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I mean she's been falling and drinking and flopping and
literally all over the but this is particularly bad. She
was able to keep it together. She was like hot
and all that stuff. But I'm surprised she's still physically together.
All that alleged drinking. How it doesn't decimate her body.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
What you've seen her lately.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
No, but I seen her in the videos and stuff.
She looks like Sonya Morgan.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
We wish Sony Morgan well. I mean, this is a
woman who I will.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Always have a soft spot for because of the joy,
the unbridled joy year after year, and talk about you know,
reality stars being like fighters. She literally has fallen down,
face plant, drunk, gets up gives us more, gets.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Up, gives it.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
I know, but it's sad.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
You know. I can't.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
I don't like it, like I can't even it's hard
for me to comment on that because when I think
about it, when you see this side of it not good,
and when we're not watching it in terms of the entertainment,
when I see the real side yea, like, I go,
oh shoot, I feel bad watching it as entertainment because
now this is her real life and I'm like, shit,
were we watching? Were we watching that? Because that shit's
not cute. So I really.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Wish her well and I hope that she's okay.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah, we love the great Sonya Morgan. Yeah, speaking of TikTok.
One thing I didn't ask you about.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I noticed you bought a new blow dryer or hair
device from This is talk.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
This is why I try to stay shop. I swear,
this is why I try to stay off the internet.
And you say to me, I had you gotta go
on you have to put I said I can't because
I got on there. No wait, like when I say
I have to stay off the internet, it's for other reasons.
I don't think you understand, because you don't have the
same problems I do. I went on TikTok and I
get on there and then I see that TikTok is weird.

(33:30):
I don't know what it is, but I saw these
people with this comb that straightened your hair right, and uh,
this is like black girl hair talk for a second.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Here, just a bear with me, guys.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
This segment of rap ports trally black girl hairtalk.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Go Okay, So, like, my hair's curly, right, and then
it gets a little too nappy. So if it goes
two days, second day curl is like when I'm laying
on it, then I try to calm on. I can't
get the brush through it. So I'm like, if I
straighten it, then I can deal with it a couple
of days. So I see these people and they're like,
there's a brush called Tamu and it straightened your hair.
It's just a comb, like go through it. So I

(34:05):
got one of those and okay, it's fine, but I
noticed it's a little straw you like when you straighten it.
This other one uses steam.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
So there's these people plug it in.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
You plug it in and it has a little thing
that you put water in. So they were doing side
by side with the team MoU on one side and
they both kind of look the same, but one has
water in it. And these people were like, look at
this the TEAMU. When you go through it, it's shiny,
and the other like, I'm sorry, it's called wavy talk.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
The good one.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yes, the wavy talk.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Look at this, the wavy talk with the steam.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I mean it's shiny, raight. Yes, my hair listen, I
have about as much hair as a mouse's tit. Okay,
I don't have that much hair. So but the the
wavy talk, I find my hair is smoother and shinier,
So it works, yes, I think so in the team,
they're both like I don't know, I think sixty four

(34:56):
to ninety nine or whatever, but that TikTok will get
you with the little whatever that whatever they're selling, they're hawking.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I'm buying, and they do it so smooth and well,
and you all you gotta do is clicking.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Then every person on TikTok is a influence. I don't
know about my little feed, but every time I go
in there and i'm swiping, there's another person, man or woman,
and it's usually a gay guy with long black gay
guy with long hair, okay, and he is straightened his
hair and his shit is smooth and blowing in the
wind like mine, right hair and thin, thin as the

(35:28):
day is night, day is day.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
So the question the question that we all had, we
all had. Do you like your new device?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I love it?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
And do you feel like it's gonna last? Like?

Speaker 2 (35:39):
It seems like a hearty weight. It's it's heavy, it
doesn't seem like it's gonna break you. You're into your device, legit?
Do you want to give you your certified endorsement right now?

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I mean, if I was an influencer, I would be
on TikTok going Okay, I'll bet it.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Y'all better cop this. What is it called wavy talk?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Boom? There you have it from KEEPI rapping, And I think.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
It's not just for black people, by the.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Way, anybody could straighten the air with Yes.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I was gonna tell Tammy to get one a wavy
till she always has something to come to her house.
You know, I'll boogie like, but she could do this herself.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Wavy talk steam hair straightener.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah, steam like it uses steam, so you're not using
just the heat.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
It steamy sixty It was like sixty four.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Bucks or seventy bucks something like that.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Boom. There you have it. Anyway, rap a Ports Reality.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
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Speaker 3 (36:39):
Curated gems from our relationship.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Love you baby, Love you babe.
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