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July 9, 2025 • 39 mins

Welcome to episode 63 of Rapaport's Reality! Starring Kebe & Michael Rapaport. This is the reality television podcast that the whole reality world has been waiting for. The Rapaport's are here to discuss: 

Summer Time Reality TV

Kebe's Frozen Shoulder Update

Glucose Monitor Intimacy

Manopause

Just Can't Quit Love Island, Controversy & Freak Offs

Real Housewives of Miami Best Season

Loving Mob Land

Denise Richards Getting Divorced Again

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
On testing one two three? Is it one two?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
We're just coming back, Babe, We're back. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Welcome to Rappaport's Reality. My name is Michael Rapaport.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
And my name's Keevy Rappaport, and.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is Rapaport's Reality, the podcast where my wife Kibi
and I discuss all important things reality TV, all important
things popular culture, and a few important things from the
coming and going of our relationship. Hence the title rap
Aports Reality. If you've never listened to the podcast, welcome.

(00:48):
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Speaker 1 (01:04):
On Instagram At Rappaport's Reality.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
You hear the sounds of the number one song in
the country, The number one song in the country, Back
to Friends, by the young artist named Somber We Love Song.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Aka Shane Boose aka Shane Boots Boos Boose.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
We love this song. We love this kid. If you
haven't heard this kid Somber, and you hear the song,
it's awesome, you should check it out. And it's a
funny story because.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
One of my best friends, Meredith is best friend I
mean they grew up together from childhood.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Benna.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
This is her son, and it's crazy because he's becoming
a ginormous star. Yes, and he writes, produces, does the
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
We're uber talented. And I remember during the pandemic, you know,
he was andy, his dad and Benna they were concerned.
He'd stay in his room and he'd make music, you know,
and SoundCloud, and she always said, oh, Shane, and.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
He's got to go to high school. He's got to
do this that and.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Anyway, you're laughing now, well during the pandemic, Well see,
then I heard his music that he made and I
made you repost it because I was so in awe
of this kid. I think he's a genius. I don't
use that word lightly. He truly is, and.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
It's so exciting. I was. I was crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I was driving, I was coming out of the FDR.
You know how nervous I am driving, and he was.
They played his song on Serious TikTok Rady Serious Exam
several times and I almost crashed the car.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I couldn't believe.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I was trying to record it on the thing and
then I was trying to call Benna and she was
in a meeting and it's it's very, very exciting.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
He's a young emo rock and roll five and.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
He's ridiculous looking like he could he could.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Have been on this model Ai.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
He looks like AI's so good looking.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, and he writes, produces, it does the whole.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Thing, and he produces other people. This kid is he's
a wonder child.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, the dude.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So check out Somber and as you can hear, it's
a dope song. And this is a dope podcast. Rapaports
reality and normally during the summer, reality TV goes astray.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
But they have fixed that, Yes they have. They have
fixed that.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Well, we've gotten off the range a little bit in
terms of our taste because we have the Love Island
and then we had the Mom Talk. We have a
lot of you know you We used to be strictly
strictly you know they say strictly Dickley Bravo, but we
have kind of zoomed around. We have the cheerleading show,
the Sweetheart America Sweethearts. We have a lot of things

(03:37):
to dip in and out of, so that's fortunate.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Before we get into that, a person asked, we said, hey, listen,
to the podcast. You didn't mention anything about it in
the last couple of episodes. How is Kibi's frozen frozen
frozen shoulder? I got frozen lips? How is Keeby's frozen shoulder?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Situation?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Goes in shoulder? Say that ten times fast is? I
want to say, I'm probably at sixty five percent.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's crazy, meaning that.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I am my PT probably want to hear this. I'm
working out again. I'm doing that. I went to you know,
Tracy Anderson and Courtney, my favorite trainer, Courtney was the canony,
the two point two waits for the opening ceremony, which
is the arm portion, and I fared, Okay, I probably

(04:31):
I'm not. I don't feel like I'm aggravating it. Long
story short, I feel like there's you know, if I
was in a in a world of darkness, I see
a little bit of light.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
How's that when normally when you're doing the weights with
the shoulders, how much weight would you normally do?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like what would be like strong? It's normally three? Oh
that's not bad, are you? It makes a big difference.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It makes a big difference. Her arm movements right because
you want to keep your arm straight and it's a
lot of quick movements, you know, vertical or is utal.
You know, you're always going when you're working out only
weight bearing. I could do a plank on my hands,
but if I was to do the side plank, you know,
you can't.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Sort of so you sort of feel like there's a
little bit of light at the end of the time.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
How much light is at the end of the frozen
shoulder tone over it? Yeah, you feel more optimistic than
we were.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yes, no, I mean yes, a little bit before I
was bleak. Yeah, I mean I was depressed and angry
and upset about it, and I started to go to
pet I was gonna quit because I was like, I
could do this shit at home with these little weight
whatever I could do. But once he started doing the
myofascial release portion, like really getting in there and literally
moving my arm in a way that doesn't want to go,

(05:43):
I've had some serious progress.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
And do you want to share any of your sugar
high sugar low?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
First of all, we have well.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
We've done a good job of staying off the candy.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
The candy is done. It has to be a can't candy.
I'm very upset about it. You know, should be no
Debbie downer. But I have not been well since my shoulder.
I haven't been well since a lot of things a
certain date and time in the world, but I for
in terms of my body and feeling like myself. And

(06:23):
Tammy said it when when you turn fifty five, see
how you feel? And she was right, like, she's like
sided in a different way. It's like I get clicked
and I and you woke up and you you were
married to an old bitch. Yeah, you woke up and
you looked over and were like.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
What happened? That's how I You need to clarify.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
That because I never say.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
In fact, I said to you last night. Last night you.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Literally looked over and you said, Babe, you're so beautiful.
You look good. You look good, babe. And I was like,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
You?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
So your skin looks good, in your hair looks good.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't see it.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I don't feel I feel puffy eyed face, I feel
full of cortisol, all the things the indocrine system is
saying a big fu kibi. And so anyway, I'm wearing
now a glucose.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Monitor, which is I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
We were having as they call it on Love Island
the other day intimacy didn't even.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
A Love Island cold intimacy.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
But I'm going to share this with you band because
me and me and I Babe were having intimacy the
other day, and and I saw during the intimacy your
glucose monitor, and and and and I was.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like, what the fuck has happened here?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Because I was like talking, like talk about a fucking
a boner kill.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Babe. It's about that. I didn't even sit it to
you in real life. I didn't say life listen anything
for the show.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
It looks like I look like an android, or like
I stolen from Macy's or something.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
This cold it's a glue.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
It's a tiffed CGM continuous glucose monitor.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's like a giant it's a jim. It's like like
a little button she got all.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's the size of like a dollar bill, you know,
a coin. Yeah, But what's really disgusting about it? You
know how clean I am and weird. The tape that's
around it is like fucking so dirty and black because
it's been I've had this one on almost fourteen days.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
So I mean, I'm not wearing short sleeves right now. Anyway,
I'm just going through a thing, guys, And am I
that vain? Yes, But there's got to be a better
way for the sticker. And I just look like dirty
person when you see it. It's disgusting. Anyway, I'm doing it. Listen,
remember my little dance with the Ozebic. I did a

(08:44):
six week dance. It made me sick, was so gross.
I lost like four pounds. Nothing that I couldn't do
on my on my own, I think, I thought. But
this time around, it's like I woke up overnight. Postman
Apostle is like here, I'm like a grandmother with no grandkids.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Like I know because Tammy's a grandma and she looks hot.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
But I mean like I bore had sixteen kids myself,
and they all had sixteen kids. And I'm of that
age and I'm worn and tired out and I have
a very good life with a lot of freedom, and
I can take care of myself. And I don't feel
like I look like it. I look like I I
eat bon bonds.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
I do.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
I feel that way, and I when I watch.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Out that way, I'm gonna stop that. I'm gonna stop stop.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I know you don't like me talking about because.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
It's not true. It's not true at all.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
When I catch a glimpse when I was walking, parked
the car and I walked back to the apartment, I
caught myself in the mirror, and I was like, whoa shit,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like, who's that?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Women understand They understand what I'm talking about when you're
going through this menopause thing or postman apau, which a
whole other thing. I thought Perry was weird. Started out
forty five like or I was like, what is this?
Well I got my period?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
It's sixteen days, my pero. You go up and down
all around you. You need to unders stand this, and
you're going through a summer thing of manopause, So you should.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I copyright that, by the way, manopause. Oh good, you did.
We should make a sweatshirt manopause.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Anyway, my okay, listen. It's a long way to say that.
Had I done this monitor before I took the six
weeks of ozembic, I think it would add a different
attitude on it. Because boil Boy is my sugar high
all the time, no matter what I eat. I mean,
I could eat a steak, but not that I would.
But I'm saying if I had some protein and some vegetables.

(10:31):
The other night, I woke up, the shit was your rear.
So I'm trying maybe pre It's pretty safe to say
that I'm pre diabetic, and we're trying to not be
that way because it would be you think, Uh, making
love with a monitor on is one thing. Try and
making love to a one footed bitch, do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
We don't want to go there.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
So I am gonna stick with it. I'm gonna do
this for another fourteen days.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're putting it on for another fourteen days.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, she wants me to see I already know the deal.
Like the doctor Monica, Doctor Monica, I really think that
I need to be on one of those glople. But
you know, I got a little kidney issue, a little
sluggish kidney situation, so the foremen and of these things
that may not work for my body. So I'm just
like gonna eat and then walk ten minutes afterwards like

(11:18):
they say. And I'm gonna do my exercise and I'm
not gonna eat sugar. Although we had a delicious care
cake the other night when we went out.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, it was really good.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Anybody have any ideas for things that I could eat
that are sweet that are not too sweet.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Not like things that are sweet that are not too sweet.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah, but not like stevia. Like you know, I've been
looking around. Everything's got like stevia in it.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Like fake that seems like it's got to be worse
than gros. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
So anyway, Oh, I did learn the one thing, one
more thing about the health. Sorry, you know, funny worry
about that. I'm not gonna be able to talk and
then I get the micro and I can't stop talking.
One thing I have learned about my health, and I
will keep you all posted, is I was doing intermitted
fasting and I think it wasn't good for me in
the long run. I think it's good for short bursts,
but I think it could put you in insulin resistance.

(12:16):
I'm not a doctor, but I could play one on TV.
But I am in my coffee putting protein. I saw
this doctor on the Mel Robbins podcast putting protein in
my coffee now, and that's what we're going to try
when I wake up before I work out, to have
the protein.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
We'll see, all right. I'll keep you posted and.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
By the way, our coffee machine is ridiculous. What's the
name of that coffee machine? Dura Dura coffee machine.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yes, I got the idea for me.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
It's like a compete Steen in June have one, and uh,
it's a purchase that I every morning when I go
down and I see that thing, I'm like, best purchase
we ever made.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
As I said at the beginning, it is a great
summer for reality TV and probably at the forefront of it.
And we did not watch The Secret Lives of Mormon
Wives reunion, which I heard is wacky, and you know
a show is good when they do an unplanned.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Reunion during the middle of shooting.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Though I think I.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Don't think it was it was planned based on the
way it came out. But Love Island, which we talked
about on the last episode, we were like, should we
just throw in the towel? And we just can't quit
them shout out to Brokeback Mountain. And we've started to
watch and catch up to Love Island and again I
watch it and it kind of reminds me of when

(13:36):
for me when the Kardashians were first coming on, I
was like, what the fuck is this like like? But now,
I really like the Kardashians because I respect them, but
Love Island, particularly this season, like and we were listening
to Radio Andy Andy Cohen on his series show him
and the co host, I don't remember his name.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Was it John Well? I think that's who It might
have been.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
A guest cost Anyway, they were talking about how a
friend of their suggested you could watch Love Island if
you watch it on a computer, speed it up because
it's slow, and they churn out episodes.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
And they're churning them out because people will watch.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
And they're running around naked.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
They're running around naked, they're kissing, they're falling in love,
they have access to music. It's a very very technically
well put together show, very well and the fact that
they're shooting it in real time and they able to
put out these episodes, I mean technically it's not easy.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
No, because they have all the cameras and I'm sure
there's stuff they want to take out.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
And there's hours and hours and hours and hours and
hours of footage. That being said, we are back watching.
We are back caught up on Love Island.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't think we're caught up.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
We're two episodes behind. Yeah, we'll catch up tonight, for
better or for worse, whether we like it or not.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, we should get it started now because it's I
fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
But the big controversy this week on Love Island is
yet another cast member, Sierra, the much loved, much adored Seattra,
who's been there from the beginning probably it was done
in the darkness of the night, was removed from the
show out of Nowhere because of a controversial old tweet

(15:12):
of hers where she said a slur and they.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Found it on the internet.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
How they didn't find it beforehand, I have no idea,
because they vet the shit out of these people, especially
in this day and age, and it's weird that they
found it now. And obviously the slur was offensive to
a lot of people based on everything I'm reading on
the internet.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
But I will say, wait, I was abby.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
It wasn't a tweet. It was a story, Instagram story,
an old Instagram, an old Instagram story when she was
in getting botox and she wrote a caption over her
picture tweet Instagram or smile and what happens to her
eyes when she doesn't do it? And because her eyes
look slanted and she used that term.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yes, that she should, and she was removed.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
But that was, by the way, I did digging for
you on Reddit. Somebody actually posted a Reddit I actually
DMed her and said, ooh, girl, take that down in
case you get famous one day, that's going to come
and bite you.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
And she never responded to it.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
And that date was February seventeen, twenty twenty three, and
she's twenty five years old. Let's just take that concern
that that was twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I listen, I'm not down with the slur, the racial slur. Okay, However,
in this day and age, to snatch somebody off a
TV show that they've been a part of for what
four weeks during the middle of filming, and essentially this
is true blue cancelation and really ruining whatever this girl's

(16:47):
hopes and dreams or whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
And I think it's fucked up. She's twenty five. This
is a child. This is a twenty five year old kid.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
Yeah, and she obviously made a mistake, and she's been
on the sh show giving it a role, trying to
get whatever she wants out of life. God bless her,
God bless all these kids on the show. I support
anybody that has hopes and dreams and that even gets
a glimpse of trying to achieve them. I think it sucks.
I think it's mean, I think it's unfair. I think
it's not cool, and there has to be a better

(17:18):
way to deal with people instead of literally cutting their
fucking legs off and canceling them in real time. I
agree the show's being recorded right now. And again I'm
not making supporting what she said in any way, shape
or form, but there can be a way to teach
somebody a lesson, teach other people a lesson, and not

(17:41):
humiliate them and really essentially ruin her young life.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Yeah, because I believe that at certain point, the humiliation
that she's getting now and the pain that she's going
through is far more worse than you know. I saw
somebody comments that I'm Asian and ooh, I'm cringing. I
wouldn't say that, right. So we have to be sensitive
to those that are a get their eyes fixed because
they don't want to have the eyes like whatever. I
don't know the culture, so I don't know what that

(18:06):
feels like. There are words that people say, you know,
percent people and Jews and like people say stuff. But
you're right, you know, because the anger and the vitriol
and the and the nastiness that she's getting. And don't forget,
these kids are new at fame, so they're gonna leave
the island. Some of them are coming home from like
ten thousand followers to two million followers. It's already enough

(18:29):
to navigate extreme fame for this okay to now go
to be punished and banished and felt a cast out
for something you did in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
And even if she did it in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
I'm just saying, they're you know, instead of yanking her
off the show in the middle of the show, maybe
do an episode where it becomes a little bit.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
More serious, so you're on the Aftersun and have a
talk to her about it. Like, there's so many other
ways to go, but they're all they're thinking about audience,
they're thinking about ratings, they're thinking about she apparently she
lost two hundred thousand followers in forty eight hours.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's so it's a way the.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Way the world is. I mean, we experience a ton
of hate and all this kind of stuff coming our way,
and it's hard for not you people. Yeah, that's right,
and we're not even to doing bad. She made a mistake,
and in my eyes, not the kind of mistake where
her whole life. Because these kinds of things follow you,
just like the internet doesn't die, and what she said
clearly doesn't go away. This won't go away either, And

(19:28):
I don't feel like in this case, you fight fire
with you with what you think is fire.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I personally, I think that the kids on the show,
I don't know how much they were told, but maybe not.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well listen, let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
They don't have their own phones.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
They probably were not told much because you guys on
the show they're watching.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
This is my sister.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I love her. I love you so much, girl, I
love you so much. We're sisters. We're going to be
in each other's life to forever. This experience YadA, YadA.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
If I'm these kids on the show, I go, yo,
you know what if we're all going yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
But I don't think that's the case. I don't think
the producer would bring that kind of heaviness. You see
how they can't even handle it when people leave the
show based on the rules of the show. But I'm
just saying that she disappears. Maybe they had to do
a sit down because now she's just disappeared, and they
say for personal reasons, right, and now her boyfriend that
she's locked in with what's his name Nick, tightened up

(20:21):
with what do they call it when we are locked off?

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Cut off? Cut off off? Shut out?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I don't think it cut off.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
No, I don't even think it's it's one of something
like closed.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Off, closed off. Okay, so I just closed off with
what's his name Nick? Nick?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Now it's on the island with his dick in his hands, literally,
where's girlfriend is? And he just closed off with And
I'm just saying, yo, if you're really right or dying
this you guys, your bond and your sister.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
You know what, I can't agree with you that on that, Babe.
These kids are young. They're not going to do normal
ray and walk off the set of Love Island because
what these are they're all here there for individual reasons.
They've seen what happened to previous seasons to these people's
career and their lives financially fame wise. They're not leaving
for a girl that they've known for four weeks, said

(21:08):
a slur on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm sorry, they're just not gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I just think it's there is another way to deal
with people doing something that isn't socially acceptable, and it
doesn't have to be fucking just.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
By your God.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
The comments that her parents needed to make a statement
because they said, we don't condone what she said, but
like this is crazy. They hate I feel bad for her.
You know, it even's harder for her to say lesson
learned because like you know, in an age where a
lot of these kids grew up with, everybody gets a
trophy like this must be horrible to go from. Everybody

(21:51):
gets this trophy.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
And they also grew up in an age where everybody
gets canceled.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
They saw that, but I did have they felt it
that they've seen it. No, because they learned to talk
and speak a certain way.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
But when you make a mistake, the people get kicked
out of school. They've also seen it, and I think
it's on them to the younger people, it's on them
to go.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
You know what we us.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
We need to deal and you know, we know what
kind of younger people we're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
And no, they will cancel their own fucking uncle.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Well, that's some bookshit, and I just don't think it's fair.
One of the other things when I'm watching this show
and I'm watching these kids fall in love or falling

(22:41):
lust or falling whatever they think they're falling in on
Love Island, is you know these are all like regular people,
regular young kids, who are now all over the TV,
all over the blogs, all over the social media. And
it's gotta be nuts for some family where it's like,
Jennifer's on that show and the dad's like, I know,

(23:02):
I'm so proud of her. I mean, she's everywhere. I
can't believe, you know, She's everywhere every time I turn
on my TV. And he's like, you know, bragging to
his friends at work, like, go, Jennifer's my daughter. Remember
a little Jennifer show on the show. And then like
his friends at work watch Jennifer from the show. And
then they watch Jennifer from the show in a room
going to sleep with twenty other people, literally fucking somebody

(23:24):
for the whole.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
World to watch. In four k that's crazy. It's you
know it is they said there, they said, oh, well
we had sex. I'm like, we had to. I never
should listen.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
This is the discretion of the show, the camera kind
of stays on it long enough to see the covers
bumping and grive it and then it.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Oh, we had sex. We were intimated that.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I know. I like that happened to you. This is
why I think I'm done with the show. I'll tell
you why. I just don't understand this generation. It makes
me depressed the world. Let's say I don't understand the
world because I think that and I'm confused, right, okay
with cheerleaders, like being judged by if the little white

(24:04):
shorts fit. But I'm kind of not okay with these
young people sleeping in the same room with each other
having sex, and then they wake up and they have
the nerve to say to each other, did you get
cuddles that day?

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I heard?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
And I'm like, that's not what you heard. Let's keep
it real.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Do you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
That's not cuddlesds, That wasn't like little kisses.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
On the cheeks. Oh you didn't hear.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Little kisses on the cheek.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
So my thing is that you're not offended by that
exactly exact.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
No. I know they're not prude people.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
I know we sound we must sound proud, but I
gotta be honest, if.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I was in a room, well, if you do, people
people are.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Having sex one after the other, and some are and
some and even the one kid said, he goes, I
had my headphones in and my face mask on. I'm like, why,
like and because I'm thinking he's probably like, this is crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
People don't want to hear that when you're trying to sleep.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
But they're okay, or or are you trying to hear that?

Speaker 3 (24:58):
Which is you know? I mean, but I'm just it's
way out there.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
And imagine Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I'm just making immage like little Jennifer's dad and everybody
at work is watching these like I saw your daughter
last night on the episode that.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Was pretty crazy.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
But here's what these kids would say to you. Sound
really misogynistic talking just about Jennifer. What about David, David
whoever you know? And his dad's gonna go, like, you know,
with his dad's embarrassing. It's embarrassing for everybody. Let's be
clear that we're not just saying it's Jennifer's fault. It's
everybody's fault.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
The show, the guys, the girls, they in fact that
they have sex in a room with each other, and
they say, oh, we had intimacy.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I say, no, this is an intimate that's.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Called a freak all based on what's going on the
puffy trail. When you're having sex in a room of
other people, that's called a freak A word up a.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Great because that's when you're it's not nothing intimate about
having sex in a room full of people twenty or so.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
That's called a freak off.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
But here's the thing I said to the show. I
was this is when I was done when I realized
that all the girls are wearing something that goes up
their booty like that. Every bathing suit doesn't have a
bottom to it, like it goes up, string up the butt.
And when they walk by a guy, he doesn't look
like I said to you, when we were that age,
nobody could walk. I could be standing right next to
you if somebody walked by with the booty string up,

(26:17):
you'd snap your head and be like, oh my gosh,
what is she wearing?

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Right?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
It just I think we're getting of that age like
old people. Right, we are not understanding the world in
which we live and in the entertainment that we're consuming.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
And I we make a choice to watch it.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
I know we shouldn't, but here's the thing. I think
we continue to watch because we want to see what's happening.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I don't care. That's the thing about the show. I
don't care anymore. I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
I think that last cast was pretty special, and we'll
see because they have the new what's what's happening with
them after? Yes, spin off? But I don't even I
don't know. You know if I I can't watch next
Gen because of the age, I don't think. And mom
talks different because they're mothers. So I feel like, if
your mom's you should have that mom talk. That's a

(27:01):
dumb thing to say. It's not true.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I don't know mom talked. Wait you mean Secret Lives
and Mormon Wives. Yes, they have mom talk. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I'm making these bold statements about what I like to watch.
And it's all the same if you you know.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Well, we can always lean deeply into an age appropriate show,
The Real Housewives of Miami, which it might be their
best season. Yes, The Real Housewives of Miami right now
is on Fuego.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
It is Miami hot, it is Florida hot.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
There was a drink throwing incident, which to me like
a drink throwing incident. The fact that drink throwing incidents
on Bravo are so normalized that a drink throwing incident
isn't like especially all over the discussions and the fact
that Julia threw a drink at Gerty in a scene

(28:02):
and a build up. Again, I have to say, I
don't know why or how this maybe a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
I don't know. Not a lot of people watch The
Real Housewise in Miami. I don't know. Is it not
an ultra popular show? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Because The Real Houses in Miami has all its essence intact,
it has original cast, it's funny, it's wacky, their outfits,
their accents, the drinking, but not too much drinking. They beef,
they love each other. It's toxic, but not too much toxicity.
The Real Houses in Miami is fucking awesome. Fucking awesome.

(28:38):
And the fact that Alexia is going through a divorce
with Todd and we're seeing that play out and what's
her name, Marisol? I fell in love with Marisol last
week and that scene where Alexia was talking about everything
that's going on with Todd and the girls where they're
supporting her, loving her, and Marisol was chiming in, you

(29:01):
can't write there's not a TV show that has ever.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Ourked to I mean sex in the City and on its.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Best day, never ever reached that level that the last
episode of The Real Houses in Miami when she was
talking about her divorce and the screaming and the crying
and the cheering and the fuck him and I love
him and that fuck him, but I also I want
to be with him. It's just been it's been fantastic,
The Real Houses in Miami, and you've been on it
from the beginning, and I now am all in, like

(29:30):
I am all in the swimming pool at the fountain
blow well, welcome and the beef between Larsa Pippen and
Lisa Hochstein, and I'm not making light of it. I'm
not making light of the passing of her father. But
Larsa Pippen questioning Lisa on where she is, what she's doing,
and why she wasn't there, and then Lisa going, this

(29:52):
is where I was.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Showing. She texted her.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
A picture of her her deceased father to prove and
to show it, she said, this is where I've been.
Send her a picture of her dead father, Like this
is all time great ship that's going on this season
in the real house. So made me like we're talking
high end stuff. So we are enjoying it. We are
also finished with this isn't a reality show, but we

(30:20):
do discuss a lot of things popular culture. Ten episodes
of Mobland on Paramount Plus, starring the awesome Tom Hardy, Yes, Helen, Mirren,
Pierce Brosnan, directed by the great Guy Ritchie, Produced by
Tom Hardy and Guy Ritchie.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
If you have not seen this show, fucking great, excellent,
so good. We had so much fun watching it.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
We watched all ten episodes, and that Tom Hardy with
his mumbling and he's you know, he's a real, real
ass kicker in real life. Leg you this guy does
jiu jitsu competitions and he doesn't just go to them.
He does allegedly he does a jiu jitsu competitions and
he wins him Like, this.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Guy's a real ass kicker. Yeah, it looks like he's tough.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Well, a lot of actors look like they're tough. I mean,
I could look tough, but this guy, who are you
laughing at?

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Bit I'm just laughing because he said that I interrupt you.
But I'm trying not to interrupt you, but you won't
fucking shut the buck up, and I won't, so I
don't know. I'm watching your mouth and it looks like
you're about to stop talking, but you keep talking. I
love the show. Shout out to Alan for suggesting we
watch it. I'm loving that you're watching a show with
Irish accents, British actions, because I watch all the mysteries

(31:37):
and you never want to watch and this this is
a little bit different level than the British mysteries. But
I love the show. I love the acting. I think
it's superb.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
We so much fun.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
We deep dive even just sitting, you know, on Sunday,
just talking about it over and over again, like we
had like an actress studio talk about it. Because the
there's a scene where Tom Hardy does it look I
was asking you, like, if this is a choice that
you would make as an actor, Like he does a
whole scene and he doesn't look at.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
That the wife, right, No, the lawyer, the lawyer.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I think he's sitting talking to the blonde lady and
he doesn't look at her, and he's doing some twitchy
thing with his eye and then he picks the exact
right moment to look at her, and it's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
It just works. He's great.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Helen Mirren is talk about a real housewife.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yo, imagine she her character is. I mean, these are sociopaths.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Her and peer peerres Brosnan, mister double seven, mister Dapper
Dan uh, you know, James Bond. It's a career changing performance.
And I just was thinking about how much fun they
must have had because they must realize, I know, they
realized the extremeness of how fucked up the characters are.
And you get to play this. It's like playing cowboys

(32:54):
and Indians. So if you have not watched mob Land
on Paramount Plus, absolutely watching. I was telling Dean, the
co host part time co host of my other podcast,
Iron Rapport, about Moblin. He was like, well, I don't
have Paramount Plus. I go, well, why don't you just
get it for the month? Then yeah, well why don't
you You could subscribe for the month if you could
afford it, subscribe for the month and then watch it. Yeah,

(33:16):
And I feel like he was insinuating, can you give
me your password? I'm like, I'm not giving you my
pastor subscribe to seven ninety nine for the.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Month and then cancel it if you don't want it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
I think you can also watch it through Amazon Prime.
I think it's you know, you get Amazon Prime and
then you can watch it. Maybe you have to buy
the episodes, but they'll give you at least the first one.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
To watch it.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
It's well worth it, and they get better and better
and better. And I literally cried at the end.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
You did. That was interesting.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
I cried at the end because of the emotion and
the sort of anti herooness.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
And you know, you.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Relate a lot to the anti hero or the bad
guy who has redemption at the end or feels good,
because in this show he doesn't have redemption.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
He's still a bad guy.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Yeah see, I mean these are not like these are
social paths killers, maniacal killers.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
But it's a fantastic show.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
And there's ten episodes and you could just eat them
up in between all of your reality TV show watching.
And we have to talk about talk about bombshell news. Unfortunately,
our girl, the Great Denise Richards is getting divorced again.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
It was announced right.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Before we recorded this podcast that Denise, who has her
show which apparently is doing very well, Denise Richards, and yeah,
it is doing well.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
I mean, babe, whatever she touches is gold. I know
it's true.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Actually, it's really really true.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Even though she's Denise Richards and some people might think
she's you know, put these labels on her. The fact
that she is making and it's not like she's doing
I think it's like soft core photos. The fact that
she's making two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a month
on OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
This is a star.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Like in Hollywood, people will take somebody like this for granted.
But to the world speak about James Bond, this is
a big, big, big star.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
She's a big star.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, she's getting divorced from her husband, Aaron. I don't
even know what took so long. And I just wish
fucking Denise.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
The best, the best and the right person. I mean, listen,
when he came on the scene in Beverly Hills Housewives
of Beverly Hills, we said right away, like what's happening?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
We said it publicly.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
When she talked about his package downstairs all the time.
Maybe that was a lure for her to marry it.
Maybe there wasn't much substance there. Maybe I did business.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Does he have I don't know business.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Seems shady like his business didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
See stick helping help.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
He had all these advanced machines that were not sure
what they did. So maybe this wasn't really she jumped
the gun because the you know.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
The Charlie Sheen. I mean, listen, we love Denise. I've
never met Denise. I'm sure she's sweet as can be,
but she obviously hasn't had great luck, great choices, great
picking with men. Yes, because Charlie Sheen winning, Charlie Sheen
tiger Blood, she lives with that entire boy.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
I mean, she seems like, you know, well, I dipped
in some of the episodes of her show Wild Things.
She's still friends with Brooke, his second his wife after her.
I think they were very after. She seems like she
loves animals. I think she's got a sweet, good soul heart. Yes,
so I wish her well, I really do.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
But we did see this coming.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
And the problem that it's been reported allegedly is that Aaron,
whose business allegedly is in trouble, is allegedly asking for
this is fucked up.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
This is fucked up.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Your wife is on OnlyFans making a living and now
you're getting divorced for whatever reason.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Marriages are complicated, relationships are complete, but you and you're
worfe for getting divorced. She's been on OnlyFans, not because
this was her dream and now you Aaron want to
take summer for sick sicko.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
She should know because when we saw his business on TV,
we thought it was like, like, what is this?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
This looked like a front.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah, so she had to know that he was always
gonna come for her pocketbook. Terrible, It's terrible. He should
be disgusted with himself.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I mean, it's not like she's got like some Why.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Didn't he get on only fans and shows big that she.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Talks about all.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Why don't you get on Grace sweats pants and dance
around on onlyfansy loser?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah yeah yeah instead of Denise Richards.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Let her money, yeah, let her rest, let her chill.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
But we wish we're team Denise and through it all,
we wish her the best. We wish her kids the best. Uh,
and we wish Charlie Sheen the best. Who seems like
he's uh, you know, laying low and obviously dealing with
all the ramifications of his crazy, crazy life.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
And we wish you guys the best. We wish you
guys the best. It is hot, it's very hot. It's
hot in New York.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
You came inside and you said, I think if you
put a roast chicken on the corner it would cook.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Babe. I'm telling you right now.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I went outside and there's no trees where we are
in New York City. Literally when you stand, it was
like it might take a few hours. You can absolutely
get a burger going.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
It's not healthy.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
It's very, very hot, so stay cool, stay hydrated. Make
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Speaker 1 (38:44):
What, you're the leader.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
Nope, I'm just kidding you never say that, all right,
Thanks for listening, listen, Love you, babe.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Love you babe.

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