Jordan Myrick & Kendahl Landreth Disobey Bridger

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
And I invited you here. I thought I made myself
perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you
gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
your presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
So how do you dare to surbey me?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Welcome to I said, no gift. I'm Richard Wineker. We're
here in the studio. We've been here for quite a while, actually,
because there was some there was some microphone issues that
we were dealing with that made me feel like I
was announcing a monster truck show. But what's happening. I
came by the studio to get my baby Bell cheese,

(01:09):
and I figured, why not just do an episode while
I'm here having a baby Bell cheese? Are people eating these?
I think this is one of God's most perfect creations,
maybe his only perfect creation, the baby Bell cheese. And
if you don't have those in your fridge, you're making
a huge mistake. They're just there for a snack, and
it's a craft. I love these things. But you know,

(01:30):
I've used up a ton of our guest time just
figuring out technical issues. So I think we should get
into the podcast. And I adore today's guests already everybody
loves them. It's Jordan Myrick and Kendall Landrath. Kendall, Jordan,
no gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Thanks, were so excited.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I'm so excited to have you here and to have
just kept you here off podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
But you know it's sad.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Is that that's what we want, Like we're so excited
to get out of the.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
House to connect too. We love to connect with to connect.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's like when you were like so sorry about the
technical difficulties, I was like, I'm having the time of
my life.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm gonna come earlier.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I wish we were here longer, and I wish there
could be technical difficulties after Also on.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
The lap the baby belt cheese thing. Oh do you
like laughing cow?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
I've never had. Oh the lapping cow is a little square,
the little triangle, yeah, little pyramid. Oh I like those things.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I put that on a tortilla, spread it around, fold it. Oh,
it's good. You wouldn't believe the kind of things happening
in our house when she gets in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Well kind of tortillas are you using?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You want to fib like hard valance? I see it is, I.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Mean truly but now, I mean that sounds better. I'm
very particular about tortillas and it's a big it's a
bigger issue, and we could get into it if you
want to. But uh, store about tortillas are almost always horrible,
just like regular flower tortillas at the store are bad.
It tastes like or garbage. So this whole week thing
seems like like at least has a texture that's on purpose.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Sure, yeah, there's something intentional there. I also think getting
older is just kind of forgetting what tastes good, you know.
Or I'm like, I'll be like, oh, you gotta try this,
It's really good, and someone's like, oh, is it really good?
And I am always.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Like, well no.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I also think you know what I mean. Yes, I
also think there are times when you're like trying to
have something really good, and then there are times when
you're trying to just get by. And I think that
we now buy these fiber tortillas just together just to
get by. But I know what a good tortilla tastes like,
and when I want that, I'll have that.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
You know, you can't have a good tortilla at home
because you'll just be gobbling them up.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Absolutely I have to go to the hospital and.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And they're all you would have to be hospitalized.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
I would die.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's also hard to have a good tortilla at home
because they need to be made within the hour. Yeah,
I would say, so you're not gonna have that in
the fridge. It's an impossible thing to have at home.
Have you tried making them at home before? Yes, it's
more difficult than you would expect.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
A flower tortilla, Well, flowers much harder than corn, but
even corn, it's like, you know, you see a woman
at a restaurant making them in some kind of window,
and she's just making them with the effortlessness that I've
never had in my magician in relation to anything. Yes,
and you're trying to make them at home, and it's
not like that. They're always too thick, even if you
have a tortilla press.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yes, and with a flower, you can't use the.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Tortilla press because it's too small.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Well, and it'll stick.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I've never thought of it.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I've tried that. I guess you can do it with
wax paper, but that's not how they're actually made. You're
with a flower when you're supposed to roll into a
ball and then just roll it out. But I don't
have kind of either of those skills, right, So then
they end up being kind of just like shapes of
different states.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Or something the same thing. Have you ever tried to
make peda?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Oh, forget it. It's another thing that I mean, when
made well, it's the best thing in the world. When
bought at Albertson's a bad product. It's like a different
food altogether.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Right, yes, because when you buy to the store a
lot of times they're like a peda pocket.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The pocket is a tough one.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Right, and not like a beautiful pita that you get
like an Armenian restaurant.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Peana pocket is almost not pita, right, It's like a
sen food product. I would consider it.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
It's like something made to go into a lunchable. It's
not like made for for adults. I'm buying them, but
it's not supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
And it's kind of it's more, uh, is it hard
in order to keep the shape of the almost purse like.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It really is like a purse, like you could their sturdy.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
They're dry as hell.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
They're very and I hate dry sick. I can't tell
the difference be readen anything.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
This is the problem.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
This is why I'm not good at cooking, because you
hand me a homemade trotilla and a car balance whatever brand,
and I have no.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Keep yourself some credit.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
She really doesn't. I love her other than her taste
and lovers. She has horrible taste.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
I have easy taste. I'm just like, whatever it is,
all right. And I have such a bad memory that
I'm like, once I've eaten something, I don't even remember
what I I don't remember what it tastes like, So
why spend my time?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Why waste it? She's so positive too, It's like that
kind of stuff doesn't matter to her. But she like
she loves when something's good. But she also likes when
something's not good. It's really incredible. Either way, it's an experience.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yes, that's a good attitude.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
She's attitude.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
I have a very poor memory, except for when it
comes to food, and then it's like it's burned into
my brain if something was good or bad, like I
will not forget a bad or good thing.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
What's the worst thing you've eaten recently?

Speaker 3 (06:30):
The worst thing I've eaten recently. And now that I
say that's like, oh, I have to go to cut
that out, Like when I go to a restaurant, I
can almost eat the entire thing every time, and when
I can't finish it there, that's a horrible sign for
the food. And unfortunately it's not coming.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
To simulator we have.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
When we were in London last year we went to
get High Tea.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It was incredible day. What was it called? It was amazing.
I think it's called like the Jubilee Diamond Room for Mason.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Oh, yes, that's what it's like.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
We loved it. We had the time of our lives
and it was like one of the less recommended ones.
All the other ones were sold out.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Oh I hate to hear this, I'm trash.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, we had a great time. The other we went
kind of late. No, I got a tournament.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh of course, you got it when you're in a
department store.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
We had an unbelievable time and the food was incredible.
We did have this one thing that was like what
felt like an orb of pat tay that almost had
what seemed like fon dunte over it.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm just saying hard to eat lists and.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
That was one thing it really did because that for
I am a finisher, I can eat anything.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I just liked to eat.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
I don't care what it is, what it tastes like.
That is one of the first things I've been like,
I cannot eat this. You're not happy because I said,
what type of chocolate is this? Jordan said that's duck.
I said, huh, horrible, Sorry, baby.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, I mean on the one thing that I can
always go back to that I was not able to finish,
and of course I wasn't. This is years ago. Let's
just let's just say this, Okay. I was having a
chicken parm sandwich at Burger King.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
There's nothing wrong with that. Okay, nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yes, I got a third of the way through the sandwich.
She said, dinner's over. This is being thrown out.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I don't think that. That's not what you get a
burger King.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh no, you don't.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
That's not what you get.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, you would, but you get a chicken palm.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
I get anything a burg King. She would do anything.
She's a wild woman. I love Burking. I will say there,
chicken fries have never been a hit for me.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
It feels like they're trying to prank you where there's
like no chicken in it and they just do the
breading and then it's hollow and they're.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Like, no, that's chicken. That's what it always seems like
to me. But that being said, we love the Impossible Burger.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh okay, and Impossible. This is a different thing that
feels like it is kind of coming from outside of
the business. Sure, it's in partnership with right, Sure, I
think I Possible company was probably like an impossible burger
almost anywhere is prettytty good.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yes, but also they have cokices, which is one of
my favorite beverages that you can possibly consume.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Right.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
And then also, Burger King has the best classic so
not seasoned. I'm not talking of Popeyes or anything like that,
just a classic French fry. Burger Kings are the best.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, I don't know where they currently stand with French
fries because they've had an identity crisis. Like through the
late nineties thousands, there was like a new Burger King
French fry. I would say every three weeks.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Sure, they're perfect now, They're crispy on the outside, they're
mashed potato on the inside. They're delicious.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I like them, but I'm also a I'm kind of
a freak for bad fries.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You know what. I mean like, I want a soggy,
long fry. I want to fry. I could wrap a
president like, wrap it around like a boat.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's a ribbon.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
That's what I want to see. Like a fry that
looks like it's already been sucked on.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is what I'm wrong with.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I know, I'm telling you that's what I like. If
I don't know, no, I do.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
But even burger kings like those are objectively good fries.
I'm like, I kind of wish it was wetter.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Wow, So where are you getting a wet fry?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Mickey D's Mickey D don't make me say McDonald's on
a podcast, and we're not going to any of those
places when you're supposed to.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I don't know, but I dream it's like I don't
go to Chick fil because I'm gay. But when people
are like, well, they're not really that good.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I'm like, god, no, I will push back on this.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I have been in eight years.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I said every day, Okay, this is my this is
a dirty, dirty little secret. I will eat Chick fil
a if if okay a layover at.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
An airport at an airport, sure, yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
The only time. And I still feel bad about it,
but I think, look, we're trapped in the airport. Most
of the food here is going to be truly revolting.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, God's eyes can't see you there. Yeah, you're supposed
to eat in the Kentucky International Airport. You look, they
have a gay friendly restaurant there.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
When in Dallas Fort Worth, you must have got to
go to the Chick fil A. And every time I
eat it, I'm like, this is pretty good, I guess
for airport food, but yeah, I'm not gonna in the
real world, absolutely not. I will find a bride chicken
sand which elsewhere and it'll be better almost nine times
out of ten.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Well, in Chick fil A two they put on quite
a show. And I don't like to be manipulated. But
whenever I've been in a Chick fil A, which I
don't go anymore, but years and years ago I would
go when I was a teenager, they always have some
guy working the cashier that's like, haker.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
It's the gayest guy you've ever met in your entire life.
What a life and four kids at age nineteen, it.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Is like the gayest place I've ever been in. I'm like,
this is so manipulative and weird.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Okay. Also, this track is what we were talking about earlier.
But speaking of gayest place we've ever.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Been, Oh, I can't wait to get into this.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
You said you're from near Salt Lake City. Salt Lake
City is the gayest place we've ever been in our
entire life. Kendall and I got recognized everywhere we went
and we're not family as at all. I feel like Beyonce.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I literally walked in every story, walked into there was
a person with like a short blue haircut, like.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
No way, no way, Kendall, Jordan knows, what's my name?
What are you doing here? Why are you outside of
LA We're like, whoa, they know so much.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
You're a drop of water in the desert. Drink that baby,
drink it.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I loved it. We had a blast. We went to
a drag show, a silent disco. We were there for
a real Housewives of Salt Lake City birthday party weekend
for the producer of our podcast, Blake.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
We thought it was gonna be like kind of we
were like, oh no, we shouldn't have agreed to this
because we're gonna get there for one second, We're gonna
be like haha, this is funny. And then it's gonna
be over and we're still gonna be in Saltlake City
for three more days. We have the time of our lives.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Oh Utah is such an onion to talk about because
the layers are so complicated and strange, and it every
day seems to just be trying its hardest to self
destruct with this new like not letting pride flags be
in schools. It's really like in competition to become a
more boring version of Florida.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
But I think give it three more years, Mormons are
going to be like gay people are allowed, they need this,
they need did you hear anything? Are you ex Mormon?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I'm ex Mormon.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Yes, they're dropping new undergarments. You heard what new? More
like you need to wear a new style of easier
to wear, less conservative undergarments.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Underwear that's not an under Jesus can't drop new merch.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
So I'm telling you in three years, they're going to
be like Dyke's get in here.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I mean it's because people under fifty are Yeah, I
would say under fifty at this point are rapidly leaving
because they're like, there are so many things that I
don't agree with here, and they're like they're making friends
and they're being on the internet for more than one minute,
and they're like, oh, things are not adding up, and
why is this thing to have so many bad feet
things about people? So many people at this point, And

(14:05):
I have to be careful even how I speak about
the Mormon Church because I have a lot of loved
ones in it. Sure, there's so many great people within it,
but the yeah, it's a truly I think a two
hundred billion dollar corporation of course, and literally that much money,
and they're picking on people that have nothing to do
with any any of it. It's just like, leave us alone.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, but they're gonna change their minds.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I'm telling you they do that.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
There are the Catholic Church. They've been around too long.
We have to they got to get out of here.
They've been around too long. They're not changing at all.
They're just saying, but Mormons, if enough people leave, they'll
be like, you know what, actually, gay people, trans people,
you're allowed. We'll give you each one thousand dollars too.
Like they will do anything to get people in. And
I'm like, we just got to give them time.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
They do change their minds a lot on a lot
of things. And they also have like a lot of
pr issues where you know, they were known as Mormons,
but then they've like kind of made this recent push
to be like that's not don't call us that.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
They don't like that right fact, like it's a slur.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I'm like, relax, people don't have that. First of all,
if you want people to think good things about you,
change your behavior.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Second of all, I mean first, it's like they're on
the run or something like witness protection type style. We
still like even if you change your name to LDS
or everyone knows what that is. Essentially, Mormon is a
softer word anyway, It's an easier fun thing to say Mormon.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Also, they should stick with it because it sounds less
culty than LDS.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
LDS sounds like a pill or something like it chanced.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
I feel it being chanted. I'm very susceptible to stuff
like I'm telling you. If I wasn't with Jordan, I'd
probably be in the LDS. I see these hot ladies,
I say, where do I sign up?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
You're dealing with a former missionary, so watch out, watch out?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Where do you go?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
I was in East Malaysia and Singapore.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Okay, did they teach you to speak the language before
they sent you?

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Simply didn't.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Really that surprises me. And the reason why we bring
this up is because So call in my best friend
and who is a fan of this podcast. Hi Colin.
His partner is from Taiwan and moved here a couple
of years ago from Taiwan, and he's like, the people
that speak the best Mandarin of all people are white

(16:14):
Mormon missions of course, because they really like So he
will watch these vlogs of like white people coming to
Taiwan and trying all the restaurants to find out what
restaurants he wants to go to because he's like, they
do better Mandarin than most people, which is insane.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
That's such a hard language, tonal language.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, and they do it in two years. It's really impressive.
But part of the world I was and had so
many different languages and dialects that sure, in theory, English
was the one thing that everyone spoke I see, but
especially when you get into like rural Malaysia, it's like
people don't really speak English, so it becomes this bizarre
and I ended up leaving early because of its a whole.

(16:51):
It's like not sold on the idea to begin with,
and then you're on a bike for eight hours a day,
You're like, maybe I should.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Wearing the whole outfit.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Well in the heat. Well in Malaysia you wear a
slightly different outfit because it's actually illegal to be a
missionary in Malaysia.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
So you could have gone to jail.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I could. I Right before getting there, two missionaries had
been in jail, and so like we would instead of
you know, they wear a white shirt and a tie
and a name tag, we would wear dress pants and
a colored.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Classic Malaysian garb.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Really throw people off fit in with the crowd. You know,
I'm just blending. Literally every I went people were yelling
Harry Potter at so I don't think I was deep
covered one good.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
But Okay. You were in Salt Lake for the Housewives party?
What what was the general theme of it? Did you
meet any of the housewives?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
No, we tried. We looked around. We went to all
the places from the show. So we went to Meredith Marx's.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Jewelry, Jewelry.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Underwhelming to Heather Gaze like med spots.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Which location did you go I've been to both.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
The one next to the Dutch bros.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Okay, the one in the real.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Arrest happened where the arrest having So we walked in
and without saying anything, the woman the friends goes the
housewives mergers over there. I was like, okay, she either
thinks we're hot enough that we don't need work or
we look poor?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Why not both? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Wish Will thinking I.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Was so close and this is I'm so lucky to
have you Jordan, because Jordan really grounds me. I would
have I know myself, I would have gotten eight thousand
dollars worth of work done just because that pissed me
off so much.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I was like, how do you know I'm not here?

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Okay, I'm getting it all.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah. And then we went to Vaultures Austria.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Oh you went to Vaulters and Vulture past away.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I have a video of him on my phone. Of course.
It's famous. Scene is like grinding pepper something real fast.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
And I'll tell you what it was incredible was it
really was delicious. We got a table Caesar that had
like we had that like chicken paca that had huge
caper berries on it. It was delicious. We loved it.
We went to the like Speak Easy Brunch Whitney were
Whitney did the pole dance in season one. We went well.

(19:19):
Also we went to Thirst. Wait, it's one of the
soda places. So Thirst specifically like follows us and has
been supporters of our comedy for a long time.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
So you'll never dead.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
In a swig. I'm thirst all the way, Honey, have
the merch.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
We love that differently, I.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Don't know they're all exactly the same thirst and a
swig and I know that, Uh, the people that own
Thirst like gay people. I don't know about Swig. This
is not me calling sw It's me calling Swig in
because I don't know where they stand on this speak out.
But third, they were just like, we love you guys.
Guys are so funny. Do you want to come in
and like do the whole thing? And we were like yeah,
They like brought us behind the counter. We were making

(20:07):
all of our own sodas and then they give us
deniers and like, oh they have Jordan is from New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Okay, oh yeah, so you would know, you.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Said, it was like truly up to par with New Orleans.
Mab it's the best bignet I've had outside of New
Orleans because a lot of times people be like, it's
a beignet, but it's.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
A doughnut, right right, it's a diamont.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
It's not this. These are really bignets. And we made
all that. We made hundreds of sodas, and we had
literally the best time of our lives. I think about
going back to Lake City just to go back to Thirst.
It's so cool.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I think we've got to We've got to go on
a Thirst tour.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I would love Thirst.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I haven't heard of well, I've only heard of you
as of thirty seconds ago, but I haven't heard a
word from you. I'll be back to like soon, Thirst.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Fly the three of us out. But they I know
they were on Real Housewives of Mormon, Real house Why,
Real Lives, Real More, Real Real Lives. Yes, they were
on that. They like cater one of the baby showers.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yes, and they did it with the canned soda, which
I have thoughts on. Of course, give me a fountain
drink any day.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Of the way, Oh way, way and chilled.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I've just learned that McDonald's is no longer letting you
fill up your own drink in the store. Close them
corroboration should just shut down at the time that.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Is your probably don't think of myself as someone who'd
ever complained a service worker, and I don't. But the
closest I come is when I get a flat soda.
Oh I'm about to you turn it around and scream.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Ever, I have to also three nine.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Now it's as much as a coffee.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's insane. Any Jordan wrote it, you wrote into a
corporate One time we went to Deltaco, and I love Deltalk.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
I'm right you should be able to trust still to.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
And we should and we love them. A long time supporter,
I love them, I said.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Jordan was like, you gotta something's gotta change you guys,
because I used to come here for you know who
has good carbonation, Costco, and it's it's hard.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Because Pepsi company.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
See no, they're changing.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Really.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
I just read in the news coke is on its
way to Costco.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Thank god someone's reading the news.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I like to think of myself as up to day.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I love that. I just lot a thirteen year old
tell me what's going on TikTok. Yeah. I emailed all
Taco and because I was like every time I go there.
It's bad. And also, you know, people are yelling at
these nice people that work there, The people that work
at the tul talk when yours are the nicest people.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Oh yeah, And so I just emailed don't.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Talk corporate and I was like, hey, you guys, just
a heads up. The people that work at this location
are so nice. They do an incredible job. The food
is always delicious. You're doing them dirty by having this
bad soda machine. Just get them a new soda machine.
They had. This is gonsane. The manager of that location
called me on the phone, oh and apologized to me.
I said, you said, I'm so so sorry. This is psychotic.

(23:02):
I wanted them to just fix the machine and send
me one coupon. The fact that they're having you call
me is disgusting and I'm so sorry. And then I
just apologized to her profusely. And then I saw her
like two days later in the draft. That was fine.
Soda flat flat flat.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
That's an easy fix. Yes, as somebody who's worked h
you know a place where we had to fix the
soda machine. You just changed the co two machines. We're
at a juice.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
It also makes me go they're not being someone's not
being nice because that means that these employees are not
allowed to have soda whenever they.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Want, and they should and they should be drinks.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, I were in a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I was getting diet cooked all like water, and I
would be the first person to go it's flat, you guys.
We got to change it out. I didn't know how
to change it out. We got to change it out.
They don't even know what's going on. They're probably not allowed.
They probably got cameras on. I'm not allowed to drink soda.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Yeah, that's a real good point because I uh, when
I was working at this one place for a long time,
I was drinking straight up. I feel like I want
to give them the business. And this is a bakery
cafe chain in Utah that accused me of burglar.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Been there, been there, Okay, so keep going. I'm sorry.
I had to know, and I'm going to ask.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I was the night shift manager at this place. We'll
beep it out. It's called they're not get You're not
getting a single bit of my business. Hired me and
I was the night shift manager for quite a while. Excellent,
of course. I was a good imploy. Yeah, I can
tell I was crossing the t's, I was dotting the i's.
I was making sure everybody was doing it, stealing regularly

(24:40):
night shift.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
If you found someone to work at night shift, let
them take your absolutely nobody there. They're taking ten years
off their life.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
They get that for just the customers who hang out
after the store closed. Yes, those are the worst people alive.
But I worked there for a while. Quit and at
the time I went to my boss, Sean, I was like,
if I don't leave, I don't think I'm gonna be
able to move on, Like I'm gonna be stuck here
like I think I was twenty. It's like, yes, you are.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
What are you talking about.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
This is a part time job while you're in college.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
You've really had a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Now I had so much going on, So I quit.
Of course, couldn't find another part time job. Six months later,
return and now is the delivery driver.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
About two months in we get burglar Rest and I'm
on one of my delivery shifts. I get a call
from the South Jordan Police Departments this bridger, Yes, we're
gonna need you to come in, So I go in. Wow,
I'm in an interrogation room with a cop, went through
the whole thing, and then they took basically took me

(25:41):
off the schedule. It they never I guess we're beeping
this constantly.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah. Fuck, beat both of those words out.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
But during over the course of the investigation, they were
asking all these questions like where were you this night?
Blah blah blah. They came in they said, uh, something
happened Tuesday night, let's say where more questions were asking
They're like, where were you Wednesday night? I was like, well,
I know on Tuesday night. I was at a concert
for sure, Wednesday, and I'm not Wednesday night. I'm not

(26:13):
sure that. I was like to the cup, I was like,
but you're we're talking about Tuesday night, right, So she's like,
oh yeah, oh yeah. So that was the quality of
investigation that was happening with, Like they weren't even sure
where to find to put the alibi. I know who's
who burglarized the.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Place because he was here.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
He was clearly the thief, bad attitude, he worked there,
he worked there, drug dealer, had hated the place. He
was the one that had broken in and he got
away with it, and I got taken off the schedule.
And now I'm complaining about it constantly on my own podcast.

(26:52):
Oh he's in the Trump administration. How did we get to.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Are Salt Lake City trips? We love soda?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Okay? Yeah, So the only places I've been for real
housewives are Beauty Labin Layer, both locations. Of course, multiple times.
I get a picture every single time.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
I go, have you gotten work done?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
No? And do you know what I've heard? In Utah?
You don't have to have a license to practice what is?
What do you practice? Aesthetics?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Estheticians?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Esthetician? No esthetician, that's a mortician. Maybe you don't need
a license for that either. I'm not sure. Estheticians apparently
don't need a license in Utah, which gets a little
scary for me. They use needles, they're doing things.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Well, they're injecting poison into your face.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, literal talks. Yes.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I don't know though, kind of it looks good those women, well,
this is what I'll say. I'm always like, those women
do look good. But then when I think about it,
I'm like, they're all twenty two. What happens to them
when they're older? I never see you see them on
real houses and Slake City. But other than that. I'm like,
you don't really see the older ones, right, where are they?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
How old Heather Gate do we think?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Oh, she doesn't count hundred years old, and it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
We're waiting for her. Yeah, we're I'm in love with
I like the biggest crush on her.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
People love Heather.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
She's a good time.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, I mean I miss Monica. I've got to say,
miss Monica.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
She added a lot of spice.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
She was ruining people's the entire productions life, and I
loved it.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, she was evil and I thought it was good TV. Sorry.
Oh we went to the church. Oh we went to
Mary Cosby's church. It was it was boarded up. Oh
no Mary, there was a gate around time, and I
miss her. I'm sorry she's Oh I haven't watched a
new season. New season.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
She's full force.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, I got I think she's I think she's a
real true villain.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yes, that's why she needs to be on watch this season.
You two. I can't wait watch's redemption arc.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Did you see the Reddit threads of people who were
in her church that had left her church?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
No, check it out.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Well, then I'll watch season four again to just wash
my mouth.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yes, this is the problem with reality TV right now
is it's like, why are you taking people off? Canceling
people's great, Sure, don't take them off a reality TV show.
That's what I'm trying to see. And that's why I
was like, I love her on the show because she's
absolutely bonkers. And now when you watch The Bachelor, all
the guys are like.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I hear you, I see you. I want to validate you.
I'm like, boring off my screen boring, Yeah, bitch, I
want to see a man punch another man. And I'm
watching The Bachelor. I want to see a man punch
another man.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Well, I can't speak to that series. But for Real Housewives, obviously,
Monica and Mary made excellent television because they were clearly
not just difficult on camera, they were like making the
PA's lives a nightmare. Like every producer must have hated
them because otherwise they would keep them.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Monica seemed certifiably needing out, I mean some kind.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Of facility, and Linda her mom, Yes, at least keep her.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Sure, let Linda and the kids' day.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I would love for give Linda her whole a whole
show just talking to plants.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I adored her and now who knows, they're probably at
home just fighting with each other, borrowing the car from
each other.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I know, in their townhouse.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
No, that's a That's one thing about Salt Like housewives
that I'm not that familiar with the rest of housewives,
but like a lot of them just live in truly
normal homes that are rented to frequently rented.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's a big thing that I always think is so
funny when they get into these kind of things. It
was the same one with Real Housewives of Dallas, where
it's like they're poor compared to all the other houses.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yes, some housewives genuinely super rich. Yes, there is a
new one on Salt Lake that's genuinely super rich, which
one Bronwyn.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's her first.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Name, Yes, Bronwen. She and she's kind of a delight,
but she's it's also interesting to watch her because she's like, oh,
I have endless wealth, yes, and I don't even need
to be here. So she almost gets to be a
spectator because she doesn't really have to deal with anything
she doesn't want to do.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, but I do think because the other girls need it.
They really were, especially in the early you know, first
two seasons fighting for their lives. They needed the show
to stay on.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Yes, you felt that, and I love that you felt
that from jen Shaw because you thought it was going
to save her from jail.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
You've seen the photos of her.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
With oh, with Liz Holmes, all workout, buddies. Yes, they're
gonna have a show and it's gonna feel genuinely bad
because they've ruined lives.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I think it's gonna become like everyone will forget about it,
do you know what I mean? And then it'll just
be funny.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Like the pipeline from that to gay icon is so quick. Yeah, yeah,
Like we're gonna be seeing Elizabeth Holmes in concert and
gay guys will be dressing as her for Halloween.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
The things that the gay community is willing to forgive
if someone's like a genuine villain, it's just like we
love it, we love it, allow it. Yes, and Liz Holmes,
I guess she did. Most of the pople's lives she
ruined were tech people.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
That's so hard because I still don't understand what she did. Unfortunately,
I'm like she made a fake medicine and then sold
it to like men at a company, but it never existed, Like,
what are you talking about? If that's what happened, those
men should be in jail.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I think a lot of people should be in jail
for that thing, right.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
But did it ever affect me? Did it ever affect
the common man?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Do you know what I mean? I don't think it
ever really trickled down to the normal population, and who cares? Truly,
It's like a bunch of super rich people made a
dumb mistake, not my problem.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
That's like what business is, right, Yeah, I don't know,
I've never done it, but that's what it seems like.
They're all just gambling with their money. And if you
buy into a woman tell you about a medicine that
she's never shown you, I'm sorry, that's your fault.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Ask some questions.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Yeah, Jenshaw really truly did bad.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Truly, like one really step away from murder essentially.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I mean, defrauding old people is like rough. Look that's
Kreladville level.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
And we know where Stewart ended up. The assistant Stewart.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Has to be in witness protection because she's going to
kill him.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
She's a dangerous person, she's a violent, angry person.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
She's going to defraud his grandparents she just immediately does
it again. It's got to be careful.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Well, I mean, I could say on this topic for
the rest of my life, but there is something else
we need to talk about. Unfortunately, I hate to make
a turn into something less pleasant. But I was very
excited to have you here today. You know. He thought
they would come by, we'd have a great time. And
so things started to unravel a little bit. I'll say,
when I was trying to pull into the parking lot
and I see this car making kind of a wild

(33:43):
attempt to back into a space, and then I park,
I get out. It's you two, and I'm thinking, oh,
I've already lost total respect for both of them.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
I wasn't driving, so calm down.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
And you were holding the podcast. Let's just be very clear.
The podcast is called I said no gifts, and I
assume at least one of you saw at least half
an email. At some point you mentioned that your friend
listens to the podcast. Maybe he's not a real friend.
I don't know. Sure, maybe it's not a real listener.
Sure you two were holding a gift that I have
to assume was for me, unless you're on your way
to a party.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
No, it's for you because I knew I was going
to park like that, so I said, I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
I have to bring something just to be safe. And
you know what is actually embarrassing. It's like I love
Jordan's so much, but they started like a year ago
backing into parking spaces and I don't know how to
tell them, Like, you look like a complete asshole. Why
are you pulling backing into a parking spot?

Speaker 2 (34:41):
I think it looks cool. It's like a flex.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
It is so weird, and you can't I'm sorry it
takes you so you're not.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Just drift because I have a backup camera and not
a front of my car camera.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Okay, I think these are two topics i'd actually like
to touch on briefly. Okay, I think we need to
have an honest conversation about backing into parking space.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Backing into parking spaces feels like the new nickelback. Why
does everyone hate it for no reasons.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
To how I feel?

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Really?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, this God was so villainized for such a long time,
and probably for good reason for a while, you know,
jerk asshole guys that were backing in to show off.
But I think if we look at it on a
level playing field and try to be as neutral as possible.
If you can do it, it's not a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
If you can do it. If you can do.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
But the problem is the reason a lot of people
it's still an if is because it's it had this
real bad reputation. We've been afraid to try.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Yes, so I'm brave.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah you're breaking I'm doing it.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
But I'm also obsessed with, like doing a good job parking.
I want to make sure everyone around.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Me has considerate room to get out of.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Their car whatever. I want to be, like perfectly in
the center of my spot. Also, there was like construction
happening on the parking lot. So what happened is like
I was very stressed because there was a long period
of time of me sitting there being like, oh, am
I allowed to park? So yeah, you're giving me the finger.
I was like, am I allowed to park in this
parking spot? There's so much construction? The men working on
it were on their break. I'm not gonna bother them

(36:10):
on their I did not yell at them, ma'am. I said,
I'm so sorry. I should have known that. So then
I went and parked in a different parking space, but
it was like different than the parking It wasn't like
marked visitors, So I was like, am I allowed to
be in this parking space. I'm very infatuated with doing
the right correct It's a problem.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Honestly, you're too considerate in a way that negatively affects me. Sorry,
it's not considerate to me because you're so scared with
like a random stranger.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Like if we were.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Never I love to stop my car in the middle
of the road, hazard lights on. If you're gonna, yeah,
I'm taking a smoot break, Jordan will not if I
stopped for half a second to just kind of.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Like, you gotta keep it going. You gotta keep it going.
Someone's coming up, someone's going. I can't just stop in
the middle of the street, can You actually can't.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
And you know what, I think we all need more
patience because I tell you what, I don't even notice
when I'm driving someone stops in the road.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
They're texting. That's the leak.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
I don't think that's safe at all. But I'm like,
none of my business. They're texting, they're talking to their kids,
they're eating the sandwich. I truly don't even think about it.
I'm just like, and I shall wait.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
You're minding your own business.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Minding my own business. I'll wait, I take a minute.
I don't want them to be stressed out. We just
on need more patience. I like, the second anything turns green,
people are hogging at me. I'm like, let me put
down my coffee, close my.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Nepplaces, to stop this crossrooms for second.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I don't think that for me, it's a patience thing.
It's just like it's not considerate and it's not safe.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah, I'm very much with you here, thank you. I mean,
I think green light, I think we all owe each
other about two to three seconds in this point. There's
a grace period because we all are looking at our phone.
We have to admit that at least I does stop light.
We're looking at the phone, unless you're at a green arrow,
in which case you have to be much more vigilant. Yes,
because you have a power there. Yeah, you can let
us all go through quickly. Yes, and if you're walking around, oh,

(38:03):
if it ends up being one car because you were
on your phone, straight to jail. But overall consideration, I'm
with you. My problem is I can't back into a
spot because I have zero spatial skills whatsoever? Too?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Do you not have a backup camera?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I do? That doesn't matter. Really, I am I do
not know where the car is in space or time
at any time.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Do you have a tension deficit disorder?

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Some listeners have recently reached out, sure, of course to
diagnose me. Of course I have never been diagnosed. But
I'm like, maybe our listeners reaching out the new web MD.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yes, yes, well everyone listens to our podcast. Well now
I used to another podcast and all the comments are
just be like waiting for Kendall's autism diagnosed, And I
was like, okay. So then I asked my therapist. I
was like, do you think I want? Of course, I
was like I don't really think I do, but I
And then so I came. She was like, no, I

(38:58):
really don't think you. So then I go back to
the guess. I was like, everyone thinks I have autism.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
And then the comments were like Kendall saying she doesn't
have autism. It's a canon event. We can't interfere, so
it remains to be seen. I don't think so, but
I do have very severe ADHD. Like did the long
testing for it, he said, my executive function was he said,
I've never seen anything like that. You have just pretty
much no executive function. And something about it is, I've

(39:22):
I have really bad spatial awareness. So it's like anytime
I walk into a room, my shoulders hitting the door.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I don't know if you it might have dried now,
but I had a celsius before I came in.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
It was all down my shirt because every time I
go to drink, I don't know where my mouth is.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I just pour it down myself.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
I thought this was all just because I was gay maybe,
And part of that interesting, What is the whole test?
What do they do make you do? Or can I
not know? Because then I'll cheat?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Well, I don't think you could cheat if you wanted to.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I think, yeah, it's it's really terrible, to be honest.
I don't think a lot of people take it now
because it seems like people can just like get yeah,
they're like listeners reach out and Walgreen's like, okay, that's
good enough. But when I got diagnosed, I did to
take this long test. It was like seven six hours
on zoom because it was during oh Cravy, so it

(40:12):
was it's basically designed where if you have ADHD you cannot.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Make it through this test.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
And so by the end, I remember the last The
last thing they had me do was you know one
of those tests where every time the letter B comes up,
you press the space right very easy. I have good eyes.
I'm not unable to see you when the beat comes up.
This was an hour six I missed like twenty five
bees out of fifty because I was so he said

(40:43):
during the test, I looked away.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I was just looking around. I was so exhausted, but
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
And then there was one test where he said, name
as many animals as you can in a minute. He said,
I named more animals than he'd ever seen. I name
more animals.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
You never seen it.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
He said, you name like an animal. Second, that's my
improv training. But then he goes, now name go back
and forth. So name a your animal name, name an
animal name, and then name a boy's name. I said,
well that's complicated because what is a boy name? But
then you have to go back and forth. My I
don't remember the statistic, but it was like my ability

(41:21):
to do that dropped like ninety five percent.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
So instead of being like zebra cow cat. I was
like zebra.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
John, I like could not and that's where you I
cannot go back and forth. Like my ability no one
can really multitask. My ability to change between tasks is is.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
I got to take this. I have to take this.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Take it.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
It was not good and it was, but it was
also affirming, like I feel like afterwards you were like
are you upset?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Like oh, because he was like, you're so uh such
bad adhd. You also found out you had a couple
like learning disabilities.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
He was like, you're he's not able to diagnose me
with the learning disability. But he was like, I would
encourage you to seek out more testing and I was like,
I'm not ever picking up a book again, so thank
you so much. But I was like, no, I feel
worst case scenario, I would have gone in and he
would have been like, you're fine, and I would have
been like, what's the problem.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
I'm not something is deeply wrong. It's very nice. It
was good to know, like, yeah, my brain is actually
not functioning.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Of course that's great to learn, just to know you're
living with something. Yeah, but why wouldn't you want to know?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
It's a perfect excuse for everything.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Of course, ID every time I'm late.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
And I don't have to take you might be too
much to ask, but or am I asking too much? Here?
Are you on a medication?

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Because I'm on a.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Medication, it has to be she can't drive or read
or be on time or and even just it, I'm
so overwhelmed because everything feels so hot.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
And when I first before I got diagnosed that they
diagnosed me with depression, and I even in the when
I got diagnosed and they put me on anti presdents,
I was like, I don't think I have to. I
really don't feel like I connect to that like at all.
And but that's really common if you've had undiagnosed ADHD
for so long.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Because every task is so hard, like.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Washing your face is so hard, like remembering, and you
mess up so much too. You piss everyone off because
you're like, oh my god, I showed up to this
photo shoot, I didn't bring any clothes.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
I'm naked.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I like, are you always apologizing everyone? And it just
wears on yourself confidence, it wears on just everything. And
when I I and then you know, I got the
medical I got diagnosed in add and then I.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Got adderall at first. Okay, and you know I'm comforted.
I'm kind of from a hippie town.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Sure, sure, and I am. You are not vaccinated.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I am vaccinated by I was vaccinated, but I will
tell you I just join the other day. I was like,
I was always vaccinated because my mom came from out
of town. We didn't grow up where, like she didn't
grow up where I grew up. But when people are
like blown away by anti vaxxers, that was like most
of the people I.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Grew up interesting, even though I grew up It's called
Grass Valley.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
It's in California. Okay, it's like really beautiful, but a
lot of.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Things happening in northern California have all different shapes inside.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm sorry I was born there. I've never met a
single person.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Wow, this was born in Grass Valet and grass badly Okay, Okay,
well chat.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
I lived in Nevada City for the first six years
of my life, and then I moved to Boulder, Colorado and.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Has measles right now, right now.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
That city is like it's like Grassline. Nevada City are different,
but they're the same. Like I went to school with everyone.
I went to school with was in Nevada City. Wow,
you said, I was like, is it Grass Valley? And
then you said Grass. I'm sorry, my mind's blown incredible. Okay,
we have to talk more because I never met anyone
from there. It's small, but it's a little you know,
there were still like chicken pox parties happenings take their

(44:42):
kids to get chicken pox, right, So I don't agree
with it, but I was not It was not uncommon,
so I was kind of like, oh, yeah, most people
don't vaccinate their kids or take advil, like that's very normal.
And so even though I don't believe in that, I
think adderall is kind of like boss.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Level and it is a medication that can be that
is often abused.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
One hundred percent. And so even once I had the medication,
it's gonna be so long to take it.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Sorry, this is such a long story. I don't know
I'm talking so much about this, but it one day
I could not get out of bed. Huh, And I
always I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
I don't want to get in trouble, but I would
roll my eyes when I see those things that are
like give yourself a sticker for brushing your teeth. I
feel like this, I understood it. I was like, I
need someone to give me a sticker. I'm not brushing
my teeth. I could not get out of bed and
was like, take the adderall, just take it, just try it.
And it was great about adderall. It's not like the
other drugs. We have to try it for two weeks. Like,
you take it one time, you'll know.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
If you know, you don't have to wait for it
to kick in.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
And I literally got out of bed immediately and was like,
I'm fixed. Everything's fine, my brain is functioning how it's
always supposed.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
It's incredible. It changed our lives.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Wow, okay, I'm gonna take the test.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
I would, I really would.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
I mean speaking of ADHD, I truly I was starting
to get the podcast on track with the gifts.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
No back at it? Are you mad at us?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
No? I'm like I'm the listeners like I was right
all along. More people are writing into diagnose me, like
this guy cannot keep track and stay on track with anything,
although I am on time all the time, which makes
me wonder because I feel like people with ADHD are
often not on time.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
But maybe you have such bad anxiety from being like
from upsetting people that you like have to because I
feel like I was.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I used to be similar, Okay, or maybe you have.
I have severe generalized anxiety disorder right that I take
medication for it.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
So maybe you have that, which has been very helpful.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
That's what That's one of the things I take as well.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
But you know, I'm willing to take as many pills
as possible.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Let's pick a couple out. I'm here to just ask.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
You for I'm willing to you.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Okay, you brought the gift. Should we open it here
on the podcast?

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Do you want it? You didn't seem like you wanted it.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
I mean, now I feel rude that I you know,
I guess I have to I ask.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
It's really but I think you're gonna want it.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
A gorgeous little bag. I'm tempted.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Kendo is incredible at wrapping.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I love It's almost like this is like Batman's suit.
It is what is this? You feel?

Speaker 2 (47:05):
We were rich? Extremely rich?

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Okay, we're pulling it. I love the tissue. Okay, but
oh I'm gonna pull out the tissue just because just
to make noise did sound okay? And now I'm reaching
in there are three objects. I'm gonna try to guess
they're fruit of some type, and I want to guess
they've been I imagine you plucked these yourself picked, you know,
pluck a fruit?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You do?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Do you pluck a fruit?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
An apple off a tree?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Pluck an apple off a tree? I suppose go apple plucking?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
But these are these feels citrus? Yes, I'm gonna guess
these are.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Limes.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Oh don't I actually don't know. Are these tangerine?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
You don't know what those are? They're lemons?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
These are lemons.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
They're very orange.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Kendle's kind kind of popping off in a way that
I think we maybe shouldn't color blind. Those are lemons.
I don't know how I know. Well, this is what
I'll say that really upset me.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
These are myer lemons.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Okay, these are my elements, Yes, from my parents, lemon tree.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Oh. Meyer lemons are tricky because they're very orange, Yes,
very sweet.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Very sweet. These are the best lemons I've ever had.
They're so thin skinned. The zest is incredible. Okay, put
them in the fridge or they will mold too quickly
because the skin is so thin. Oh but They're unbelievab
They're the best lemons I've ever had. There. My parents
live like thirty minutes north, okay, and those are from
their tree. If they start to put them in your

(48:44):
garbage disposal, Oh yeah, no, it's true.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Oh I love That's my little like treat to myself
where I'm like, it probably shouldn't get ground up in
the garbage disposal, but it smells wonderful. Probably just a
little bacteria dean something exactly. Okay, So why did you
bring this?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Because I think it felt like a nice thing you
would want.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
It seems like a lovely thing to have in a drink.
Make a lemon meringue pie. Probably not enough for that.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
We're really trying to seem like homesteaders, Okay, we're trying
to We're trying to seem sophisticated. Okay, and we really aren't,
and we really want to.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
You know, we live in an apartment, but we're trying
to you know, compost and Jordan has a small tomato plant,
and we're trying to like be farmers.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Bring the earth in, yes, and like not.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Shop at you know places that you know, not go
out and just fully make our own food.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
You're butchering your own meat, right, and.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
So that's kind of what this is to show, is
like you think, now we have like an orchard on
our apartment.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I asked too many questions. You were hoping that I
would just move past the lemons and everyone would assume
they were yours.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Yes, but fine, it's for my parents tree. But I
don't know. It feels fancy and classy and gift you'd.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Really you well, and it's not even really your parents tree.
It's your parents neighbor's tree that hangs.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
On a neighbors tree.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
It hangs into my parents' yard. So legally we're allowed
to pick the fruit.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I have a neighbor has a pomegranate.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
That's so good.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
When those show up, I feel like I'm in heaven fens.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
I thought about going on like Facebook, like buy nothing
groups or something there has to be a group with
and just posting being like, does anyone have a fruit
tree where I can come get some fruit?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
I'm sure people do. I think a lot of people
they're very spoiled and take them for granted, but they
have these trees that they're like, I can't use as
much fruit. That's like me any fruit tree owner unless
they run a business.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
Well, and then the fruit falls and squirrels calm or
rats com or whatever. So I'm like, let me take it.
Let me be the rat.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
And a lemon is the best tree I think to
have because it's so multi use.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Oh yeah, you can just put it in water.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
My mom had a peach tree for a while, and
it was like every whenever those bloom she was had
her cans out, being like, I've got nine hundred peaches.
I have to make jars to give to your teachers
and so much. But you can do so much of
a lemon.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Although a good peach is so hard to find, sure
to have it just be ready on the tree. I mean,
I think a peach is probably the best A ripe
peach is the best fruit available, very but it's nearly
impossible to get.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
That's every fruit.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
I think every fruit is us remembering the best version
of that we had ninety years ago.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
That's how I feel about berries.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Oh berries are tricky. Apples I feel like are easy.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Kennel's very particular. I don't want any mealy apple.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
I cut off every bruise, everything, so it's just a
tiny core that I have to nibble on, like.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
A not being particular about food, but apples. The one
is the one thing.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
What sort of apples are you eating?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Fuji?

Speaker 3 (51:43):
That one fuji? Okay? So fuji are red?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I pick a red one at the store. I don't
really know. I like a green apple and.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
A yellow apple.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
What's a yellow apple? That's a lemon. You probably thought
fire lemon.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Yellow apples are I feel like are something that we're
in a paper bag lunch in like nineteen seventy eight,
and then people forgot about them. They always seem really
mealy to me. There's nothing they're not. I think they're
very sweet. Actually, I don't think they're like tart at all.
I need a fruit to have some level of kick
to fight back. So if a fruit is sweet and mealy,

(52:19):
it's like eating mold, it's like just eating death. Sure,
but you are having trouble with the apples. Your parents
are growing all this fruit.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Yeah, you don't like berries.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
You don't like berries at all.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Not really. I think you're always trying to chase a
good berry and I'm like, stop giving me a strawberry
in November and being surprised. And I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
But what I like with blueberries, though, they're doing some
good stuff with science with these.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
What are they doing with them?

Speaker 4 (52:46):
You're getting blueberries now, I know it's gonna give me
cancer one day.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
I don't care. They're giving me blueberries that are an
inch wide? Wow?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Are they? Blueberries are extremely difficult for me because they're
almost always mush sweet mush. I like them to be
like I hate. I don't like to see the word firm,
but you know, yeah, like a crunch. Wait, why not
firm for me?

Speaker 2 (53:07):
It's a no go.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
It's a no go. Wow, firm.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I love firm rhymes with worm like worms?

Speaker 4 (53:13):
All right, sorry, we're homesteaders. Yeah, very firm.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Yeah, it's just I don't know. There's something that makes
me uncomfortable. But I like it to have some sort
of crunch or something and be sour. So I guess
I don't like you like it to be sour?

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, I think I need everything to be sour.
I think my senses are all have been dulled so
much that things have to be either extremely sour or
spicy for me them. I'm extremely spicy to you, like
a spicy.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Thing, very very spicy.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
How like, what's the spicy thing you'd like to eat.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Oh anything. I love lob, which is like a tie. Okay,
so you know, get that really spicy, I mean anything,
but I like it as hot as you can get
it because I'm not a thrill seeker in any other as.
I'm very safe and I'm very safe, and spice is
the one way in which I seek the thrill.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Right. I love, I love spicy food, but I've had to,
like recently, kind of dial it back because despite it
tasting wonderful, it just like it makes my stomach feel
like it was burned by, like it's ash. The next morning,
it feels like I've truly thrown it into a fire.
So I have to be careful. I have to modulate it.
I can do like a do you ever go to
Halan Rai's. I do a medium there now, okay, which
is like a spicy spicy, but beyond that is dangerous.

(54:32):
I think, what do you get there?

Speaker 2 (54:34):
I get I would say probably hot, because that's one
below the hottest.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
But you just accept kind of your pain. I feel
like I like it. I'm like sweating way it feels
good like after and this is just part of it.
I'm like you should maybe do that, and you're like,
I just have to allow that that's just part of it.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
You're not a spicy eater, No, not at all.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
I like nothing season And I'm really embarrassing when we
go to restaurants.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
I do feel like secondhand embarrassment when my boyfriend to
order something that's like.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
It's like, it's like I hate when people are so pretentious.
It's like Journoise gets embarrassed when we go to an
Italian restaurant and I ask for butter with my bread
and then they're like, we don't have that. You don't
have butter. It's a restaurant, give me some butter from
the frint. You're lying straight to my face. You're trying
to make me feel like you're better than me. You're

(55:29):
not gonna get me some butter. I don't say that
I do.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
It's like doing it. I'm pretending.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I'm like, oh, the little time I wish I had
butter instead of this, but I guess we'll, you know,
or like when I ask for like extra sour cream
in a Mexican restaurant, I'll be like, we don't have
sour cream because it's like really authentic. I just like
I'm like, then I'll bring some next time, and that'll
be really embarrassing for you.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
To pull sour cream out of your bay warm. I
do frequently feel like I should have at least a
bottle of hot sauce in my bag, but I'm afraid
it'll break. Oh sure, then what do we do? Where
do we go from there?

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Or nothing worse than a broken linquid in a band.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
But when you end up, I mean, the one thing
worse is when you go to a restaurant and all
they have is tabasco.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Oh, it's so awful. It's and it's just the bread,
one grain Chipotle. We can do, just the red tabasco.
Why it's bad? Sorry, Louisiana, it's bad. It's just cayenne
and vinegar. But I like both cayenne and vinegar, So

(56:35):
I don't know what's going wrong.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
It's just not what you like. It's not what you
want out of a hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
It doesn't taste good. It's not what you want to
have anything. You have to have something else, especially when
you go to a place that's like if I go
to a place that's like a Cajun place and they
only had tabasco. First of all, they won't. If it's
a real Cajun, real place, they're gonna have Louiana, they're
gonna have crystal, You're gonna have something, yes, But if
it's more like that, they only have Tabasco. Okay. Sometimes
you go to like like an Italian restaurant or like

(57:02):
a weird whatever, and then they like only have Tabasco.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
I'm like, unacceptable. Is this unacceptable? There are so many
choices that other restaurants have shown they can have. Yes, Zabs,
do you like.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
You should see our fridge, Like the whole shelving on
the left side is just hot sauce.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
I love. I get them everywhere we go, get sent
hot sauce toar and stuff. We should go to dinner together,
or you should come over for dinner and we could
do something really spicy.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Do you have a favorite hot sauce in the world?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I love the original. I can never remember the name.
I think it's maybe called sarrage panache. Maybe it's what
it's called. I have to look it up. Please have
that yellow top. It has the old top. It's like
the original.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Siracha Oh and a confusing I like siracha.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I do think it tastes good, but this is like
the like the you know, the scratch everyone thinks off
with the green top. I like it, it's good, but
this one is like really next level. So I love
that one. I love crystal. They do a garlic crystal fantastic.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I'm trying to think of.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Like other big ones I really like, and I like
a true hot sauce. Now you know, it's pissing me
off lately everywhere I go, you want hot sauce, they
have Chili.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Crisp oh, which is fantastic, which is.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
It's its own thing, and sometimes I want spice with
all I want spice without all that oil.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
And the garlicy and has Chili Crisp has a real
distinct flake, it has texture.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
But I just kind of like every restaurant now like
Americans have found out about it and I love once again,
I loved. I'm a big logam fan, like I love
Chili Crisp. I use it all the time. But it's
just like you'll go to like a regular like American
style brunch restaurant and they'll be like, well, we're not
doing hot sauce, We're doing chili Crisp. Would you like
that for your eggs, Benedict, I'm.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Like, it's not a neutral hot sauce. Yes.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Did you like the TJ's Chili crisp? Because I'm a
viral you no, that Trader Joe's onion chili crisp tastes
like old oil and onion skins. It's not good. I
hate to tell you.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
TJ does a pretty good job with most of these things.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Have an arrow. Hot sauce is greatly yeah, really nice,
really simple, very affordable.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
They dropped the ball on the chili crisp.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
What's your favorite hot sauce?

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I mean, right now, might just like go to My
hope is that a place will have Zabs. It goes
with almost everything, just spicy enough.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Everyone's having za.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I feel like in La Zabs is popping up more
and more. I mean, and also I should just say
eat it Clark Street Diner nine times a week. Okay, Yeah,
it's just an unfortunate flaw. Where I am, they're constantly
drinking probably half their diet coke supply and putting Zab's
hot sauce on everything.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
That's so interesting to me because it's a Saint Augustine
Florida style hot sauce is what it allegedly is. And
I grew up origin from New Orleans and then grew
up going between Orleans and South Florida. I had no
ever ever heard of a Saint Augustine style hot sauce
or even really like a Florida regional hot sauce. Never
heard of that. And then Zab popped up, and now
it's like a whole category of hot sauce. It's very

(01:00:09):
interesting to me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, I really like it, and I like the name.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
It's made with the daddle pepper. Oh that's it. Yeah,
I guess a specific type of pepper that comes from
Saint Augustine, Florida.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
I'm oh my god, the things I'm learning right now.
But yeah, Zab's. When I'm at like a Thai restaurant,
I guess I hope that they have their own thing,
of course, but siracha, although I've heard that sarracha tastes
different now they had some sort of issue. Control is
all over the place.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
This is what I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
And I'm sorry I've been ranting about this like I'm
a nine year old man, but I am like products
these days, they're all going downhill.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Oh the only thing I'll say that's I've spoken about
this on the podcast before is the Girl Scouts thin mint.
I think it's the one thing that throughout history has
tasted the same, been the same quality to all of them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
That well now they call them carbal oh similar because
those are the ones I wanted as a kid. Okay,
and when I taste them now, it really takes me back.
It feels like it tastes the same.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Their tag alongs have fallen off the peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Well do you know I learned this at work. There
are two different Girl Scout cookie bakeries in the nation.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
There's two different ones competing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
No, but just like where they make them and the
tag along specifically, people say that from the two different
bakeries taste different.

Speaker 4 (01:01:31):
Oh interesting stuff with a lot of I saw somewhere
I'm questioning if it was listening to this podcast Tony five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
But they're cheese. It's cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
It's in can If you if you really love cheese,
it's you go to the code on the back and
if it has a K in front of it means
it was made in the Kansas factory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
And those are the cheese lovers. The best cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
I wonder they're making the other ones interesting garbage North Hollywood,
literally probably interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I do want to know, did you like the gift?

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
What I've been thinking about is should I taste it? Sure?
Just peel it here and taste it. You never peel
a lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
No, I've never seen anyone do.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
This, and I've never just eaten a lemon. I might
need some water.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
What is that coffee? Coffee?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
This coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
That's a real power play if you were just at
a restaurant and just peel, just ate a lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I used to do that because I feel like in the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
South, I grew up in grass Alley, but it went
from zero to six I lived in North Carolina. I
feel like in the South everything is served with a lemon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
And as a kid, oh I would too. I would
love like a lime, just a little bit of lime.
But I have. I mean it's been years and I've
never had it. Oh, thank you for the water on
a least. I've never had like a section of a
lemon and Myers lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
I'm excited. Your hands are going to smell.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
And you already do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Does it smell good?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
This feels like something to now like when you open
TikTok and they're like, ten reasons your cord at all
is fucked.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I feel like it could.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
I could totally see a world where girls are like,
eat a full lemon every morning and it's like an
old day Alzheimer's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
I'm sure. I bet we've just started that. Now the
ball is rolling, people are gonna be eating lemons. I
mean that a lemon is a tricky thing to appeel,
to be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Well, I did ask my guy in acologist about the
cortisol thing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
And what they have to say.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
She was like, that is fake. She was like, that
is made up. I'm so sorry to tell you. And
my guy in college is cool, too interesting. She's very the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Back of a grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Yes, it's what I can afford. She but she's not
like some stuffy old man doctor who doesn't believe in
progress or listening to her. Like she's very quiet, like
her a lot, but she's like, yeah, that's just a thing.
Her explanation was like everything is just people looking for
a reason why they're gaining weight as they get older.
And it's like she was like, if your cortisol, your

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cortisol could only be off by such a minute amount,
and if it was off by like way more, you'd
be dead. Oh so it's not like a lot of
these things that people are like, Oh, this thing is
like She's like, you would be so so sick. It's
not just like I've gained six pounds and my face
looks heavier. Oh, your Cortisol's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
High be in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
You'd be like very sick. Something would be really really wrong.
So she's like, yeah, everyone's just chasing a reason as
to why they are a little heavier now as they
get older. She's like, that's just the way the body works.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Like a much liquid is These are really juicy?

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Sorry, I'm so sorry. Oh my god, our gifts suck.
I thought this would be a cool gift.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
I'm thrilled about this, but it's got to be. Look,
I've never seen anything like this.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
You're so dropping it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I get the seeds out to either of you now
that I've touched.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
On home some of those.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Thanks, Okay, we're going to give this a shot here.
I mean, it's amazing, is it really? It's like sour candy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
It's like the sweetest lemon you've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Oh, I genuinely I wonder if you give me a stomache,
if ache, if I eat more.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
It's very acidic, but you know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I'm gonna eat one more because it tastes good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I'm so happy. Oh this just makes my day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
This is a delicious wet it is really.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I don't think they're intended to be in that way necessarily,
but I'm glad you are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
Oh delightful. It's the same thing as like a sour
patch or a sour guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
My mouth is salivating watching.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
My hands smell cleaner than they ever Again, the entire
extator layer has been melted off of my hands.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
This is exactly what I wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
And the room smells so good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Now, oh it does?

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Am I a lemon should just be a snack? I
promote that. I'm gonna start promoting that. Okay. Now I've
made an absolute mess of the entire studio.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
My hands are sticky.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
Okay, but that's fine. Who cares? And now I'm gonna
struggle here. Do your parents have other fruit trees?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
I think that they've planted some that they're hoping become
full tree. Okay, but we like moved around a lot,
so my parents really haven't gotten a chance to like
invest in a space in that way up until the
last couple of years, and I think now they're really
trying to do it. I think they have a fig tree. Cool,
and your grandma has a eucalyptus tree. My grandma has

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the eucalyptus tree. My parents have an olive tree. Now
keeps trying to do alive.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
That seems like a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
It really is. She keeps just molding them on accident.
But I didn't think about this. Of course, olives are
in brine, but like you have to brine them otherwise
they're right kind of useless. But that's hard. It's a
full time job. My mom's an icy universe and she's
like one of the head icy unurses at like a
big hospital in La. So my mom's like taking on
these hobbies that are the kind of hobbies a retired

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person dies.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
And the hospital is noticing. They're like something off, something's
going focus on something else. Yes, Oh god. Now I
have some fruit trees in my yard and they rarely
have fruit on them. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
That's devastating.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
I might be a meyer lemon. Then I've obviously never seen.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
I think sometimes you just have to fully neglect stuff,
as I've learned, because anytime I take care of something,
it dies immediately. And then there's like a thing growing
on my street where I walk my dog that no
one's touched and it's just in full bloom.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
That's how What is that bush that's all over la
that's uh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
That looks like a dinosaur.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
It's like pink.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Oh, do you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Know what I'm talking about where it's like, ah, almost
it looks like something from prehistoric times. It's like the
almost like a succulent. And then coming out of it
is a long trunk. Oh that hangs if you don't
clip it, and no one does, And.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
I wonder what that is. So that sounds great.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
We have one outside our house.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Oh booga vilia is what I'm thinking. Oh, yes, those
will be like on the side of the freeway.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Yesttle beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
And then I'm trying to grow in my yard and
it's like no thing I try on this thing, neglect, water,
whatever will help it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Yeah, And I'm like I was walking the other day
and I saw one of those on our street and
I was like, everyone's going to Japan to see these blossoms.
Isn't that what this is? And also we should really
why don't we plant more? And then people would come
see these dreams?

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Yeah, you got to go to La for the blossom.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Right because I was like, we have these too. These
are pink and pretty. Why are you trying to get
people to come to La?

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
There's enough people here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Okay, Well, is there anything left to say about the lemons?
Before we move on?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
You tell us?

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Do you each name your favorite fruit?

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
I didn't. What's your favorite?

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
I love a mango, a good mango. Yes, I love watermelon.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Oh? Interesting, and I love you only ask for one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
I don't have to name. I'm a fruit fruit. I
love fruit. I love blueberries. I'm a big blueberry person.
Citrus is my favorite. But that's not an acceptable answer
most of the time, so I will say, like a
more solid fruit, which is pineapple.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Oh, of course tastes really a line.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
I know, I'm loving.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Sorry, I know, I'll leave my dad ate so much pineapple.
One time you had to go to the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Oh acid. I don't remember exactly what happened, but there
was a whole somewhere in his body. He was a
sick man.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
In general, he was very sick, but he that was
a separate. My mom like packed him a pineapple. He
was like going to go on this trip. He was
always going on some trip. He was always like doing
a business deal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
We did not have any money.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
I don't know what these business deals weren't working out,
but he my mom packed him a bunch of pineapple.
She caught up like two full pineapples. Tried to kill him, probably,
but she was like, you're going on this long trip,
so eat these over the course. But my dad, she
should have known. He's a big pineapple freak. And he
ate them all on the first day and he had.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
To go to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Wow, who would care?

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
His mouth was probably bleeding mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
He was so sick, cankerstors. That's why I shouldn't be
eating lemon.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
She was fine, that's normal, two little segments.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
We'll wash my mouth out.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
It's fine. Our gift was good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
It's an excellent gift. I don't think I've ever eaten
a citress on the podcast before first or walked away
smelling good. First. Yeah, kind of an ideal gift he
brought for me. Well, I think we should play a game. Please,
We're gonna play a game called Gift or a Curse.
But I need a number between one and ten from you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Three.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Okay, Wow, I have to do some light calculating to
get our game pieces. So right now you can promote, recommend,
do whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I'll be right back, wonderful. Please listen to our podcast,
Happy Wife, Happy Life. It's a relationship, comedy and dating
podcast that we do together and sometimes have guests and.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
We have an absolute blast. And if it's not your thing,
just turn the volume down and listen to it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Yeah, just let it straight. I need you to be engaged.
We just need someone. We need people listening to it.
But we have a real blast over there. Yeah. You
can also follow us both on social media. I'm sure
that our handles will be maybe in the bio of
this who knows, but find us online. We'd love to
see you there. And Jordan has their own TV show.
It's called Gastronauts. It's on Dropout. It's a comedy, cooking
competition show. We just wrapped on the second season. First

(01:10:52):
seasons all on Dropout and it's a real blast. I
think you should watch it. It's so good. It's really amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Yeah, we're just on social media and then our little
podcast so much fun, a lot of gay stuff, but
also we're trying to connect more to a straight Onio.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
We got our gay people, so.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Now we're trying to get us straight people too, So
we're getting straight guests, So look forward to that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
If you have a husband.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Connecting with straight people, it's really lifelong battle.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
It feels bizarre because it feels like the opposite of
everywhere else is trying to be like, we got to
have more gay people in our show, or gay people
were desperate.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
We are literally like, no more or lesbians, gay people,
no more lesbians this season. We've had enough.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
We've heard it, we've averted all before, you're all the same.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
We're done. We need to get a bachelorette contestant.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
We need to cross guests, get into a bigger straight
on here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Yes, do straight people listen to this podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
I hope they do, but I feel like mostly gay
people and women And then but like in case you'll
be like a very straight person will be listening to it.
Like what am I saying that could possibly be appealing
to you?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Sure? But I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Oh of course we welcome everybody, Yes, except for all
the people I don't like. But yeah, that's a whole lot.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
You welcome. No, come, Yeah, if your enemy listened to this,
you wouldn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Oh, I would love nothing more. Leave a review enemy.
I actually the network is telling me to remind people
leave reviews. Leave reviews for their podcasts as well. Everybody.
People love that, and we still have merch These are
things I never talk about on the podcast and a
bad at the general business aspect.

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Can I tell you one thing that's also helpful. We
didn't know this until recently, but Spotify told this to us.
People can follow your podcast on Spotify. Oh not just
rate and review and listen. It's actively helpful if you
follow the podcast on Spotify or Apple Music or whatever.
So make this is a great podcast. Everyone that's listening.
Make sure you go wherever you're listening and you follow

(01:12:45):
the podcast on the the whatever program you're listening through.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
And happy wife, happy life. Thank you. These things should
come with a handbook or something. Nobody knows that truly. Okay,
this is how we play gift or a curse. Okay,
I'm gonna name three things. You're going to tell me
they're a gift or a curse and why and then
I'll tell if you're right or wrong, because there are
correct answers. Okay, all right. This first one is from
our Mega Tier of listeners, from a listener named Peter

(01:13:11):
Gift or a curse saying that's funny but not actually laughing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
It's a curse, but it's what I do. I don't
know how to stop myself from doing that. I think
it's a curse, but it's fine for me. I think
it's a curse that comes from being a comedian for
the last twelve thirteen years. So now I hear things
and I process them and go, that's funny, But I don't.
I'm not like haha, because it's not catching me off guard.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
I think the only thing that can really catch me
off guard is like physical comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Yes, like someone.

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
I'm sorry I've talked about this so much recently, but
I'm a big mister Bean fan, and like that'll make
me laugh out loud because I don't know where he's
gonna drive next to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Get a turkey on his head.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Right, that makes me laugh, But for the most part,
I feel like stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
I'm like, when you think so much about how to
write a joke and much to say you kind of
know what people are gonna say, kind of how chess
players are the next I'm so smart.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
I'm like, I'm a comedy genius.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
But I do that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
I think once I'm like my social battery is done,
I will start really being like, that's funny, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
And I've stopped laughing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
But you're saying, curse, curse. I think curse correct, Ye, curse.
I mean it's a bad it's a bad thing to do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
And I in the same boat here. I feel like
I get a most from stand ups. Stand ups will
not laugh. They just say that's funny, and it is.
It's an unsettling feeling.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Well, they're objectively bad people.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
They're all, every single one of them. And I should
be in a prison on an island, not just a
regular Alcatraz.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
Would love it. They would put on open mics every night.
They wouldn't even notice. They do the same material over
and over.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
They run it and go, oh, I just made I
haven't come up with anything, and they do the same
set they've done for ten years, and they would they
wouldn't even notice.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
The were there.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Horrible feeling when someone just says that's funny, yeah, you
need that, you need some sort of reaction. Yes, curse,
good job, thank you. Okay. Number two this is from
a listener named John Gift or a curse speed limit
signs that say something like nineteen miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
I've literally never even seen that. What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
I guess like a curse because you're in an alternate
universe and you need to get out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Yeah, it's a curse because you are in Kankakee, Illinois,
seeing that. You're not seeing that in a place you
want to be. Well.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Speed limit signs in general are a curse because I
disagree you're.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Blowing down every way.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
I disagree. Yeah, I have my hazard lights on. Police please,
I disagree.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
No, I think I think it should be forty miles
an hour or whatever it is, and you have to
go that exact number, maybe one below, one over.

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
But I don't like did you know. I'm sure you do.

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Police officers they can pull you over if you're going
the speed limit, because you could be going not with
the speed of traffic. But they can also pull you
over if you're going ten over the speed limit with
the speed of track.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
It's just whatever they decide. Oh yeah, of course, it's bad, course,
but I do find myself often wishing there are more
speed limit signs because sometimes I'm just driving and all
of a sudden I'm like, wait, what species supposed to
be going? So I think Kennell and I were saying
curse on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
It's a gift. No, it's an absolute gift. You've seen these.
I haven't seen the nineteen miles an hour, but i've
seen the twelves. I've seen the well fifteen is kind
of common.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Well, it's always accompanied by a sign that says slow
kids at play, Get your kids out of the fucking street.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Kids at play?

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Why get them in a car?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Get a right, your kid's a car.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
That's like putting a sign up in like a tattoo parlor,
Like don't curse kids at play?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Why are they playing in here? It's dangerous. Get your
kids out of the street.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
No, it's a gift. It's a nice little challenge. How
often do we think about driving twelve miles an hour?
I've seen them for twelve eight and those are probably
the two that i've seen.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
I'm gonna see them ever we're now, But I swear
to you i've never seen one before.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Probably in parking lots. Frequently in parking structures you'll see
a twelve uh tawny neighborhoods.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
We're leaving here and we're going to a parking structure
to see if we can find one. Because I've never
seen this or heard of this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
I love it and it's just a strange kind of
uncanny thing to see. It's like that should say thirty five?
Why does that say eight?

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
Okay, And it's you know, it's creating jobs, making people
have to make these signs the eight miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
So well, yeah, the same people that make the twenty
five mile scigence can't make eight miles.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Yeah, you'lleges. Yeah, it's a whole different thing to raise
a different way basically. Okay, so you've gotten one right
so far, one wrong. And this final one is from
a listener named Rebecca Gift to a curse couples who
hold hands across the table at restaurants while waiting for
their meals to come.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Gift and I'm sure that they're going to say curse,
but sorry, Kennill, I love each other. Back off.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Do you too hold hands across the table?

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
We hold hands all the time. Oh, that's cross. I
love to hold hands across the table. If we hold
hands across the table and make direct eye contact and
just chat.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
And sing harmony.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Yeah, yeah, we've known to do that. I think it's
such a gift. What's wrong with that? Now? I don't
think you should be impeding the waiter in any way,
shape or form. As soon as the waiter even comes
hand on the table, KENL and I are fully hands
up away from the table, never interfere with the waiter
doing their taking me against you?

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
And yeah that's how I'm the waiters holding a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Gun, yes, yes, And we should give waiters guns they deserve.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
They really do. Those are the one category of people
who should get to have a gun.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yes, absolutely, So I both waited tables for a long
time and I could have used it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Oh I would have used a gun every night.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
But so, I think holding is great. But you just
have to be aware of your surrounding.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Still.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
But I think this person is gonna say curse.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Well the person is me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Oh wait, the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Page tell you it's you. These people don't know. That's
why they're riding in. They need to they need to
be set straight.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Okay, I would have been arguing more. If i'd known
it was just.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
You, we can go back. I'm happy to fight over
these other twos.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
Listen, we'll talk about this off the pod. Okay, what
is this one?

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
This is a gift. I've got nothing. I have nothing
against people holding hands with each other because you're in
love too. It says you're in love and uh, oh,
did you say it's because you're all because I'm in love. Yeah,
it's a nice thing to see.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
And sometimes it is a nice little sign that you're
looking at some annoying people. Yeah, and why not have
a little red flag at the restaurant. I think it's
a perfect gift. Holding hands when you're sitting on the
same side of the booth and nobody's on the other side.
That's where I feel like we've gone. That's into new dimension.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Someone's trapped. Well, some of these people in the relationship
is trapped against the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
It's also like you're not you don't want to talk
because the way to talk is you're not looking at
each other. So it's like you don't want to talk,
you just want to be physically close, And I think
that means there's something wrong. With your relations the.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
Marriage is on the skids. Yeah, you're trying to figure
out who's going to take the kids and who's going
to take the boat to me.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
It feels like you're in middle school rights that to say.
But you want to be physically close.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Just completely, Yeah, but across the table, why not. But
don't get in the way, especially if a sizzling vahetas
is on its way down to the table. You know
someone's burned.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Well, I will say, we don't hold hands when we
go get fatas. No, that's more of a that's not
a date. That's we're not messing around. When I go
to Salsa and Beer, that's my favorite restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I want to go there so bad. People rave about
this place.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Please, it's my favorite restaurant in La Frozen Margarita is
the size of my head.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
And so they are. And they've never judged me. I say,
extra sour cream they're giving me. They have beans. When
you get there, they immediately give you beans when you
sit on the table.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Yeah, okay, Now no beans in a spoon.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Yeah, they be it in a gun.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Figure it out. I am going to push back a little.
I have a rule about when people recommend a Mexican
restaurant and the first thing they say is they have
amazing margaritas. I think that's not a good Mexican restaurant,
you know what, But I've heard enough about salsa and
beer that I'm willing to trust you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Listen. Can I tell you why you're wrong? Because I
work a lot in food and I do think you're
wrong because I think that it depends on what you're
looking for. If you want the best street taco, you're
ever going to have go get it from a taco truck.
But if you want kind of like salt and beer
almost starts to verge on Tex mex You're getting huge margarita's,

(01:21:17):
frozen Margarita's, passion fruit frozen margarita giant. They have their
sodas come in the red plastic caps that you get
in the South and they read one sip, seventeen diet coats.
We're gonna leave here and go there. It is so
good and huge portions, incredible salsa bar, sauces that are

(01:21:38):
actually hot, their house pickling, their own jalapinos and carrots.
Night table seats ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Feet ball and do you have access to the salsa
bar yeah, yeahs. It's almost extinct at this.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Point because everybody thinks bars and buffets are nasty. And
you know what, if I have to take in a
little bit of someone sneeze to get the most delicious
salsa in an unlimited quantity, I'll do it if I
will lose.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
It if they ever if these idiots, and I'm a germophobe,
I swear I grew up I had separate silverware from
my family. I wouldn'tat at a table with my family.
But if I'm at a Ruby Tuesdays, if they ever
take those salad bars away, it's over. It's the only
good salad that's ever existed. It is a Ruby Tuesday's
buffet out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
I've never enjoyed their salad bar.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah, it's You've never enjoyed a salad that so good?

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
Hate salad.

Speaker 2 (01:22:26):
It's Mexican blend cheese. It's all just it's like truly,
there's no Roman lettuce. And then the rest of it
is all cheese, can chickpeas, sausage, boiled eggs, and bacon
bits corn.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Wow, well you got two out of three. Not too bad?
Take it and has their gift or a curse? Now
they're going to Now this this is where it gets
tricky because neither of us as has the final answer here.
It's to really prove, you know, give a fairness to.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
The podcast and remember that you have a connection to
Kendall nowhere the same maybe and I'm sure you and
I could connect on something.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Meanwhile, Honesly is just constantly trying to take over the
podcast and get rid of me soon.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Who knows, Yeah, we got that fue.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Oh okay, what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
Gift your a curse? Brushing your teeth in the kitchen sink, curse, curse? Illegal?
What that's the old You only do that when you
have company in town and they're staying with you and
they're using the bathroom for so long, and you're like, no, no, no,

(01:23:29):
it's fine, it's fine, it's fine, And then you have
to go like brush your teeth in the kitchen sink
because you love your company. But other than that, what
and don't ever do it. I don't want to see
anyone brushing their teeth. That's a private thing. That's a secret.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
You don't want people knowing you're brushing your teeth When
someone walks out of the room and they're trying to
talk to my brushing their teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
I want to vomit. It is so gross. Don't show
people that wow private, Oh you know, I'm a come.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
On, it's a little vacation. Well, we're traveling to a
new country to brush our teeth. I like to get
a little nasty when I'm brushing my teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
What if there's dishes in the sink, Oh, I'm going
for it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
Speaking of lemon, putting a lemon in a lemon in
the disposal. When you spit your toothpaste in there, there's
a little like I'm making that fresh.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
No, it would have to be a completely empty and
recently clean sink.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Absolutely not, Absolutely not on occasion late night with the
toothbrush and the kitchen sink, you've got just the oven
light on. It's a little bit more romantic. It's not
quite as medical as the bathroom washing.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Gay men want to act like they're different than straight men,
but whisper away from being the same damn face gay man.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
I go into their house, I go, you know what, actually,
first of all, buy a plate. Why do you have
no plates?

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Everything is disgusting. I'm like, you're just as much.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
I don't like that we gave you guys a TV
show where you give makeovers because I think it's literally.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Teeth in the kitchen sink. Apologize you're not.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Right, use and I'll tell you something else I've been
doing recently. Brush my teeth in bed.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Well, that doesn't make anything. It doesn't make sense. Where
are you spinning it under the covers?

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
I believe I have my electric toothbrush full minutes, you know, yes,
and rather than standing in the bathroom, I go lie
down on the sink and just go. My boyfriend hates it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
So your poor boyfriend, It's like he can come with
us if he needs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
I'm telling people, try brushing if you have an electric toothbrush.
I can't imagine doing the manual. You know, analog, but uh,
electric in bed. I'm all for it, but at least analog.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
It's not that that's not.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
This podcast is the final word on toothbrush.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
A manual toothbrush, you're not when someone's using an electric
tooth I'm a manual guy. My dentist every time is like,
stop you're gonna I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Was encouraging. I was like, who is this danger?

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
He's always like why do you not have an electric
toothpress because I'm old school. Whenever someone's us an electric
toothpress brush, Jordan is like this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
It is springing at me like a spring vibrator. You're
like every time, I'm like, what this is horrible?

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
Like I would rather you just get right dentures by
the time you're sixty, like an orong person and not
spray me.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Like I got to get into it. I fought it
for years and now it's changed everything. I'm in bed
with the toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I will say I have to commend you for doing
the full two minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Thank you. It's one of the few things. And now
I'm like, see, maybe I don't have ADHD. I'm people
to pay attention for two minutes to a toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
No, you get in bed, probably to watch TV because
you can't stand a mirror.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
And doing it in the yard, well, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
That's taking it a little fresh air. Yeah's reconnecting with nature.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
I'm gonna start brushing teeth in the backyard and see
what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:26:37):
That feels fine, It feels fine. The kitchen sink is
that's a curse, and I think you should be able
to be in public too.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
I think, Kenny, I've been talking about this recently. I
said twenty five, your public urination is what's big in
twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Five, because that is I'm all for the I'm not
trying to say no to government, but where I peete,
that should be no one's business.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Dogs are doing it right, and people who have penises
are doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
I saw a guy yesterday in Glendale on my way
to joanne Fabric. I almost took a video because I
wanted to prove to people should.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Be illegal, you should not be able to film people being.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
I had to prove that public urination is a hot top.
And then he went into his work, which.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Is he went into his work where they have a bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
I wonder if a customer was in there. Sometimes you
know what you get desperate.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
I don't like public urination, but I do like Joanne's fabrics.
So I'm I'm split on what you're saying.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
And Joanne's going out of business devastating.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
I know my mom and I have plans to go
on Monday to get some stuff from the from the discount.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
The discounts are still not quite where you want them. Yeah,
they're twenty percent. Are you kidding me? That's a regular
sale that's less than their coupons.

Speaker 2 (01:27:44):
That's true. That's how they get you. J C Pennies
does the same thing. Macy's does it with the one
day sale, but Joanne really is closing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Yeah, I know, I shut down.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Jesse Pennies need to do the same thing because I
feel like jac Penny has been shutting down for fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Walking like nineteen ninety seven stuff series.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
But when you go into Jice Pennies, they'll be like,
the jeans are forty percent off, but the original price
would have been like two hundred and fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
I'm like what.

Speaker 5 (01:28:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
J C Penny at one point experimented with no sales
when they had Allen as a spokesperson. They tried this
new thing where they're like things will just be cheap
and like you'll never have to worry about a sale.
Of course they're no one's shopped there for like years
because they're like, oh, you can't get anything on sale.
That's why you go to JAZ Penny to get a sale.

Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
People are really stupid though, because psych my mom always
talks about how she used to work at Dillard's and
they I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
If it was the whole state would do it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:35):
They'd be like a no tax day, okay, and she
would be like people would be lining up like it's
Black Friday course at five am to get into the
no tax day. But in reality, it's like a two
percent sale if somebody you're.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Not getting that much off. I once won an evening
gown from Dillard's, say more the worst, the first Dillards
that opened in Utah. They in the newspaper. They had
like a bunch of little things you could fail out
for a contest, and my brother and I filled out
every single one of them, obviously hoping we would win
something that made sense for us.

Speaker 2 (01:29:07):
We were in middle school, going to end up working
for you just right, And it taught you something about if.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
It had happened twenty years later, I would be I
would dress would be in mind.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
But we won the evening gown, so my mom got it,
which is nice. Oh that's sweet, But I wanted back
to school clothes. Sure Dillard's really ripped me off. I
haven't shopped there since.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
That's not true. They cannot keep me out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Department stores are hard for small men.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
Well, hey, most stars are also hard for big women.
Kendall and I both really hate.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
Anything that's not just whatever they've decided as a person.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
Yeah, how tall are you?

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
Five six? So if I want to go to a
store and feel like, oh they I'm like a normal
sized person, I have to go to Japan. Sure. Otherwise,
like I go into a department s where they start
at medium.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
You still have more options than us. When we go
to Japan, people scream, scare organized store. They just immediately
say absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Say there are no clothes for you here, white Godzilla,
get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
No, it's a I guess shopping in general it's just
a nightmare. Yeah, except for some mystical person I'll never be.

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
That's why I love shoes and bags.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Oh interesting, much more?

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Does it matter? Your body can do whatever it needs
to ages. Shoes could change a little bit, obviously, but
like shoes and bags generally pretty good bets.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
You get to a certain foot size and you're there. Yeah,
something tragic or strange.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
Pregnancy can change, you know, get swollen.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
But then they never go back. Your fingers and you
get pregnant. I heard your fingers grow and your feet
grow and they don't go back.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
I'm not having to wish I could get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
Oh my god, that's just what you need. Huge, huge hands,
huge feet, same size body.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Okay, on a lease?

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
Does that answer it? The tall Saffex have it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
It is a.

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
There are there are bathroom germs, and there are kitchen germs. Okay,
and never I agree with you, though, dare you?

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
I'm a critical though, because I'm like mop water in
the sink, dog washed in.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Yes, but brushing your teeth too much? But you're but
you're one hundred percent right and so wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
No, we're cutting all this audio.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
This will just be kind of I'm quitting the podcast with.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Now I win. This is this is my plan all along.
I just wanted you to break up with me.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
And people don't brush their teeth. They just rub a
rock against the leader. Let them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Yeah, well, we need to answer a listener question. We
have a bunch of voice notes. Now, uh, let's roll
one of these.

Speaker 5 (01:31:46):
Hey Bridger, I'm a big fan, and I think I
speak for your whole listenership when I say that we
chair shoes, so please keep it up.

Speaker 3 (01:31:52):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
I have gotten into a crazy habit of listening to
I said no gifts two times in a row when
it's overall played a second time, and I think it
provides such a perfect level of escapism and gives me
the feeling of being ghost sometime.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
And I love you.

Speaker 5 (01:32:16):
So my question is what is your karaoke song?

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Okay, that's a fake video that you had someone sent in.
That is your voice, pitch, that's your voice and a modulator.
That was not a real question, first of all. Second
of all, that person does have severe generalized anxiety disorder
if they're watching something and then immediately watching it again,
because I do that with TV shows.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
I paid for that on cameo y that do not
say your name, Patty, She's incredible stuffer voice. Uh, do
you want to go first? Or should I go first?

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
You go first? Wait, you're so beloved you have to
go first, sup, pretending you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
You've had Okay, actually you should go because I can't
sing karaoke, so I actually have to think about things.
I'm a horrible singer, yes, but no, you're not about
carry a bad level where they're like, please don't, you're
ruining everyone's fun. Okay, I'm to try to think of
one anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
I did karaoke one time, and I one time that
at one time, which is insane because it's the exact
type of thing I would like to do, right, And
I went and I thought I was a little drunk,
but I was like, I'm going to do Boyfriend by
Justin Bieber more of a rap really, And I my
head was like, people are going to lose their minds, And.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
I was so confident. I wasn't nervous at all.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
I went up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
First of all, it's the longest song that's ever been written.
I'm pretty sure people were so upset and disappointed, which
is why I don't like doing karaoke in LA because
I feel like everyone who goes is like a professional
singer with the talent that is so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Not to be rude.

Speaker 4 (01:33:50):
If you're a good singer and you like go to
karaoke all the time to show you're good at singing,
that's like the girl the Sleepover who makes everyone like
turn around while she sings. I'm like, either get a
record deal.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Or got drag us your little party trick.

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
So I didn't like that because I feel like my vibe,
I'm like, that's the vibe of karaoke is going and
singing a silly little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I was trump tized.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
I can hear how drunk I sounded too, because it
was in the mic, and I just remembering, like everyone
is so annoyed by me. And then a girl came
up and like saying, I will always love you perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
And I was like, what is it's the fun in
that shooting fish in a barrel?

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:34:29):
My audition for the voice? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
I have two depending on who I'm with. The way by.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Fastball okay, oh yeah, of course is for a.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
Specific audience, huh. And I need to be pretty drunk
and everyone else also needs to know that song. It's
it's vibe heavy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:53):
Or Proud Mary, a good one that seems like a classic.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Proud Mary, and everybody loves it and everybody knows it
and people know the dance. So like that's one that
I feel like you could do more in mixed company
because like everybody loves and knows Proud Mary, so everyone's
gonna join it with you. Because I don't want to
be doing karaoke to be watched. I want to be
like closed in a room in Koreatown in New York
with just like eight people that I like, did an

(01:35:19):
improv show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
At Trust we're all drunk? Yeah, yes, well who's the
way for?

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
Like you're drunk? But maybe it's like sadder like you
just did like a you just had like a going
away party and now you're all going out to karaoke.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
That song falls in the same category as closing Time.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Yeah, but it's better energy than that, right, And also
it like, yeah, it's like Proud Mary One saying with
anyone the way by Fastball needs to be like thirty
eight plus because also, once again I don't want to
do it alone. But it's a fun song because a
lot of people forget about it and they forget how
much they like it, and then it is a good
and fun song. So it comes out to people like,

(01:35:59):
oh my god, I forgot about this song and that's
a fun energy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
That's a great one. I mean, listen to The first
thing I was gonna say was a way in the
Away in a manger.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Literally, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
I mean, obviously not, but that was the first thing
that popped into my mind. I thought, what a great
karaoke song that would get up in front of a
group of people that are looking to have a good
time and suddenly away in a manger? What does anyone
doing in the audience? My dream karaoke song if I
could sing Deborah by Beck. Do you know the song?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
I mean it is to me seems like a perfect
karaoke song.

Speaker 2 (01:36:33):
But nobody else is gonna know that, but they'll love it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
Everyone loves that song the first time they hear it,
and it like it has funny lyrics, an incredible beat
like everything. It's like kind of weird and tawdry talks
about j C. Penny and Glendale like may also taking
singing lessons so I can do it, do it, But
I think that would be my dream, and that I've

(01:36:57):
in the past. I've sung Private Dancer, fun Tina Turner, Uh,
Breaking the Law by Judas Priest. That's an easy one.
You're just screaming angels among us. I did that one
once and it felt like a hit. I wish I
could sing. I feel like that. I answered it. Listen,
I gave everybody, everybody a new idea. A Way in
a Way in a Manger is the next big karaoke hit.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I think gospel music is, you know, I wish I was.
I would I would call it a hymnal Christmas, not
call it gossip.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
You feel the soul in a way.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
Yeah, Pentatonics has done a cover gospel music either, Kendall,
I will tell you I'm so easily convinced of stuff.
I'm not religious, but anytime any religious song shows up
on my TikTok, I am like hands up, like I am.
There's no more a choir singing could get me to

(01:37:56):
do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
Yeah, but no choir is singing away in a major
except for a children's choir. I like that for a
children's hospital where all the kids are really sick. Like
no real choir.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
I got in so much trouble when I was four
years old. We went to a Christmas party. We don't
see these relatives anymore, but they were my Alabama relatives,
my dad's side of the family. Bible belt religious, just
but also religious, but I mean breaking every latch. Sure
they were using nice people, but we go to there.
We would go every year for Christmas and all the

(01:38:29):
girls would come up and sing a Bible song.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
You call it bible, so I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
It was some of the worst ones too. I'm like singing,
there's some good ones. They would sing like away in
the main.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
Some real snoozes.

Speaker 4 (01:38:41):
Yeah, And I got up there and I was just
like trying to I was like, okay, sing a Christmas
on Christmas song. It was four years old, and I screamed,
Felice Navidad. My dad side of the family was horrified.

Speaker 2 (01:38:54):
She couldn't. They said, she's speaking Spanish. We've never heard
this before. We're terrified.

Speaker 4 (01:38:59):
My mom, I thought it was so funny, and yeah,
that was one of our last Christmas at them because.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
There are two racists. I mean they literally were like horrified.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Look, I remember think it was funny because I think
my head as a kid, I was like O because
it was just different. Looking back, they were really just
like stop speaking Spanish, crystalsane, demonic, demonic.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
Yeah, they were wow, good riddance, enjoy your boring Christmases.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
Yeah, Falice nave DoD is fun. If you're racist that
you don't like Folice Navidad, there's something dark in your heart,
lock yourself in a basement and die to me.

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
Because at four, I remember going, okay, there's like three
Christmas Christmas songs. There's like jingle bells were a major
and Felice Navidad that is the Christmas song.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Right, Well, ask your cousins. Yeah, I can speak.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
They're the only reason I have Facebook, though, to keep.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
Up with Oh, to just watch That's what my temptation
with Facebook. I'm like, maybe I should get back on
so I can see the sort of bizarre behavior. Good.
But most of the people that I want to pry
on from high school are old because of the way.
The reason I want to pry on them is because
they're the sort of people who are only on Facebook.
I know, yes, and so it becomes the psyche.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
But you don't need to know what they're doing. In reality,
you already know what they're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:40:10):
But when you see it, when you see a status,
that's like, of course, that's what happened to me. Dot
dot dot fifty comments. That's better than doing cocaine.

Speaker 2 (01:40:19):
I love it. It's perfect. It's great entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Well, we answered the question perfectly. Everybody knows our karaoke songs.
I've got my lemons, I've got two left. I'm probably
going to have just canker stores all over my mouth.
I won't be able to eat for days. Next time
you see me, all have lost forty pounds. Yell, but
I've had such a wonderful time with you. We do
a good job having us. Thank you for being here.

(01:40:45):
You did a great job. You did it at least
a B minus no hey plus, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
This is such a traite.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Thank you so much for having us listener to. The
podcast is over. My mouth is basically recovered, and now
I'm just drinking coffee is also full of acid. No
one knows what I'm doing with my diet. The podcast
is over. I love you, Oh, I said, No Gifts

(01:41:14):
is an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on
Alisa Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday.
The theme song is by miracle worker Amy Mann, and
we couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You
must follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts,
that's where you're going to see pictures of all these

(01:41:35):
wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
the gifts?

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
I invit?

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
Did you hear? Fun? A man myself perfectly clear. When
you're a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty.
And I said, no guests, your presences presence en I

(01:42:02):
already had too much stuff, So how do you dare
to surbey me?

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