McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon Disobey Bridger

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
And I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.
When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come
to me empty. And I said, no, guests, your own presences.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Presence and.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
I already had too much stuff, So how do you
dare to surbey me?

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Richard Wine, girl.
We are here in the studio. I'm having the time
of my life already. Let's go going on. Let's see. Oh,
this morning I woke up screaming, and so far that's
been the highlight of the day. It was a what

(01:10):
is this called a Charlie horse, which is if you've
ever had this agony in your leg. I mean, it's
just a dream. It's a fun, exciting way to get
your heart pounding early in the morning, a reason to
hop right in the shower. So that's what happened this morning. Otherwise,
this week was kind of just leveled for me because

(01:31):
I found out someone that I don't respect it's still
doing well. So I'm sick of hearing about this guy.
And I've heard nothing but bad things about this person,
and he's having the time of his life. So but
at least I get to have a Charlie Horse and
now is there anything else that's important to the Patreon.
Let's not forget about the Patreon. And that's why I

(01:52):
nag you patreon dot com slash, I said, no gifts,
bonus episodes similar to this. I talked to guests those
two a month. I'm now recapping Secret Lives. No, I'm
done recapping Secret Lives and Mormon Wives. I'm now recapping
Salt Lake City Housewives, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

(02:13):
And I'm the expert. I'm kind of the person. So
come on over. There's a bunch of other things happening.
You know, I'm in control. So it's a disaster, but
it's a good time. And now I think I've covered everything.
Let me look at my document. Yes, i think I've
got everything. Okay, let's get into the show, can we.

(02:34):
Today's guests are just fantastic and we're gonna have a
great time. It's Mackenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon. You're too welcomed,
I said, no, kid, Oh, thank you, and I'll say
again thank you for being You.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Have such a good voice and body and hr I'm
sorry everybody. You're the strongest.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
I'm the strongest guy.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Holy congratulations, congratulations, you're working out frequently.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I actually, if we want to get into working out,
I do it. Work out twice a week for half
an hour each time. That's insane. And I leave dry heaving.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
What are you doing for thirty minutes at you're heaving?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Stare masks again, stare master half an hour?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Ser that's brutal.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
No, I would love to get a stair master.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
It's brutal.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I would love to get a StairMaster too. I wish
it wasn't so dangerous.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Yeah, they're scary.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
They're so scary, and they want I think ideally you
don't hold onto the rails. Is that correct?

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Oh? Interesting? They want your arms just kind of flopping. Well,
I think ideally, oh right, they want you marching.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I don't think you should do that. I think I
need to be chained to those rails for sure, or
I'm flying off.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I knowed railings, I'm tied to it. I'm wearing roller
blades and you have poles. Yes, it's an but it
really blasts the glutes, really blasts those glutes. It really
works out that ass. And I know that we're trying
to do that here, and I said, no gifts.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I literally the podcast blast the ass blast that as
pained to the chair chair master. Now here's a new idea.
This is where we come up with new concepts and
ideas by saying things wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
The chair master, how about we give those glutes a rest,
sit right on them.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I love that, Chair Master.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, but I leave dry heaving and.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Well it's working. It's actually you're getting mad results.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Yeah, it's the only way I know how to work out.
Do you two work out constantly? What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well? I'm doing usually I run okay, I outside. Oh,
I do a mountain trail run mostly so dangerous. Yeah,
but I'm really good at it and I go quite
slow on the way up and on the way down.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Everyone's good at it until they're being helicoptered out.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's a great point. That's I mean I started flat, well,
I didn't start. I was not working out at all.
Then I did Orangeery. I was an Orangeery coach for
a while.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
What is orange theory and how is it not just
a workspace?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It's a great that's a great.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Question to me. I always think, oh, this is a
communal work space.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It is in a lot of ways and a lot Well,
you're definitely working bad ass. I uh, it's it is
treadmill doing cardio. You're doing rowing the water rower. It's great.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
I used to do it actively crew in the water.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, it's so hot.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
You're a tall I think that helps. I was really
good at it.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Yeah, I got you scared?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Of course?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
How scared you?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Because if you put your ore in wrong, you can
like catch a crab, which means it would hit me
in the next and go behind me and then you
have to get it back up.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's very scared.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
It's like a burst the trachea situation.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yeah, not good. I wasn't good at it.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
When I'm working on I'm not trying to blast my trake.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
But you're trying to blast that as I'm.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Trying to blast the ass. Did you see that lesbian
movie about the rower? No, it came out only very recently.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
That's the thing to happen. Wait, who was in it?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
It was?

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Is it Jodie Foster?

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Wait? Is it a Net Benning?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
It feels like it might be a net?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Is it a Net and Jody? Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
What a team up that would be.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
I feel like it.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Might that's too much.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
I have to watch it.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
It was a little spooky. But they do do a
little bit of girl on girl kissing, which I know
you are scared of. I'm so scared.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Is there any full frontal it's not enough.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Full frontal When you say spooky, is it like ghost spooky?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, like like a little ominous. Oh, she like rows
too much, like almost like you know, the beginning of
or not the beginning the entire car but black Swanye,
where you know they're like a perfectionist. They're like, I
got a dance, I got a rum.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Right, they're clipping their nails at high speed.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, she's catching a crab. I don't know. It's scary,
but it is thrilling. Thing I didn't like sexy. It's not.
It's sexy in the sense that there is some girl
on girl kissing. But at what cost?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
But okay, that's always great question.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
At what cost?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Right is there not?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Or is it just too thin lipped white women?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
It's thin lipped white women exactly how we are protesting
against saxically.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, I am too. Yeah, it's starting.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Today, Yeah, please welcome, all right, But yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
That is a real movie, and it seems like You're
the only person that I.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Ever saw and I can't quite remember it, so did
I see it at all?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
It seems like it would be thrilling, though it feels
like it could be what's the drumming movie? Some of
that energy?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yeah, Miles Teller, Miles Teller, the movie teller, I've seen it.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
One of the most punishable men.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Yes, wait, I have to. I mean TeleSoft put we
were guessing who we think the man is.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I don't think you would actually, well, there's probably like
a whole list of men that you could name. Yes, yes,
this one's like kind of not even a name. It's
more of somebody who I know, people who have worked with,
and they're like, he's the least competent person alive, over
and over and over, but he's doing well, and it
just keeps doing.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
He keeps doing being a man I hate.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
That's well, then where's my doing it?

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Over?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
And but you're a ginger?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's hard.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
I've got the world working against I know.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
It was recently not to bring it back to Europe.
Stop was recently on a cruise with like almost three
thousand gay men. I was booked to do stand up
on the screen. And one day I felt brave enough
to wear a swim suit full coverage, you know, me
on the public area of the pool deck.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
And by full coverage, you don't just mean like a
swim or swimsuit, you have like bottoms on as well.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Yeah, like full pants.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You could say that, you could say definitely wet suit
on the bottom and then like almost romper on top,
as to give masculinity and also keep people wanting a
lot more, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
For anything, begging for just a peak of skin.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm scared of the sun as as ginger. Also I'm
scared of my own body as also gingers are. And
I heard and I'm hearing the notes and I'm fine.
I mean, my pasty level is like very high. Yeah,
but I one day felt brave enough to show my
shoulders at the pool side. I'm also thinking to myself,

(09:06):
I'm around twenty eight hundred gay men. Nobody's gonna look
at me. Sure, they're busy, I.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Think elsewhere, right, you're misunderstanding gay men.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
But I took off my turtleneck or whatever the fuck
it was, weary, and my shoulders were out, and multiple
gay men were like, whoa that is a lot of sundamage, girl,
A lot of like girl, you know what I mean.
You know, you know gay men are like girl, you
need some help. You know, it was a lot.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
You do have a lot of sundamage.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Oh my god. It honestly looks I forget what it
looks like until I'm around twenty eight hundred gay.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Men and they're all wagging their finger at you. Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, they're like, go inside mother hens.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Yes. Interesting because they're part of the problem saying everyone
should be tanned.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Yes, So it's like, yes, I.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Can't choose a lane right as a lesbian and a ginger. Yeah,
I cannot win on that boat.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
You can't win on that boat. But the lesbian community
doesn't need you to be tanned, right. In fact, they
love the PMW vibe. It's oh yeah, pasty is kind
of our energy, kind of.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
The best possible world to be in as a ginger, right.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, the lesbian community because it's mostly candlelight, and that
works for me.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
It's the warm light, yes, warm light. But I do
think that most gingers are queer. I don't know a
redhead that's not gay. Tell that to my family, Well
I will, Yeah, I'm just like, can you name a
Ginger that's not gay?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's a great point. I can't think of one gay
the entire A single mom work to jobs. Interestingly, one
of the jobs, we know what that is? Rowing you
know what I mean, catching a grabber.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
That's just how she gets to work.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yes, yeah, great point, thank you.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Interesting Not a single ginger person has ever been straight? Yeah,
nightmare for the community, Yeah yeah, or a huge positive? No, no, no,
I think.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
This is Kenny loves gingers, which is really sweet. Ginger
Kenny loves like thick thick thick thickies and I like
that too.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Safe.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Yeah, okay, good for you. Now the okay cruise, that's
a nightmare for a ginger person for sure. I mean
so many levels. I can't be there, right, but what
I do? I have to be in a casino, casino,
a casino which I also hate.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Yeah, I feel like you'd be a lot at the
nurses station. And I don't mean this in a bad way.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Well I would be, They're just I would be there
socializing wouldn't even be a health thing, and be like
it's not here's some people I can talk to.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Yeah, finally, you'd really shine.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
There are kind of showing up like do you guys
need any help today?

Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's an underrated part of the cruise experience, hanging out
with nurses to people should be in the nurses station
cruises without anything wrong with them.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I did bond almost exclusively with the staff of the
boat because that's where women were.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Oh interesting, right of course.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
And I I'm just very drawn to talking to women.
So next thing, you know, I'm not next thing, you know,
I'm like basically handing out cocktails and I'm like, let
me help Tracy.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Now, where did the crews go?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'm really glad you asked? Of course, Athens is where
we started.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Santorini beautiful, Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Cairo in Egypt, oh my god. Yeah, and then I
think there was another little island in there, and then
back to Athens. So it was kind of like the Mediterranean.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Did you get to see anything when you stopped at
these places or was it just like, oh, now here's
some duty free liquor and jewelry and get back on
the boat.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
I went deep. I saw the Pyramids.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
I went like the pyramids.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, I saw the Pyramids. I went deep, and I
also went to Istanbul where they were there for almost
like it felt like overnight, so I could do a
night and unheard of right exactly for a boat.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, for a boat. Usually they're like, you've got three
hours and then we leave, right, and we will leave.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
You significant And the only one that was shorter was
Mikinos because it was too you know, windy. I guessed
and I was like, Okay, this is fucking stupid, the
gayest island. It's too windy to get there. These men
are angry. I thought they were upset. But yeah, we
spent a lot of time, which was more time than
I thought I would off the boat. But I hadn't
done a cruise since high school when I performed on

(13:02):
a CRUISEHP in high school.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You know me, Wow, you will only perform on a cruise, correct.
It is not a vacation, it's a performance. Yes, And
I think that's probably the best way to do it well.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I think also most of those guys in the cruise
ship also saw it as a bit of a performance.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
They were getting paid.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, exactlyweight.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Do you want to tell who you brought on the
cruise with you?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I brought my mom, Oh I did sweet, my wife
too busy working my mom retired, right, and I was like,
it was a girls trip. It was a girls trip. Cute.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Now, did your mom go to the pool? Did she
get shamed by the gay man?

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yes, we all were. They're merciless, that's what they can be. Mean,
the boats were, Yeah, we I had a great time,
and I'm glad that I brought. I mean, I haven't
spent one on one time with my mom since I
think I was in her womb. That's great, right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Do you have siblings one?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, but I'm very clearly the favorite are a child?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I have three siblings, okay, three?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
What's the rank?

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I'm third?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
No, I mean, like in likability, what's the rank? If
your parents were to ranking, it was for the best.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
The favorite is me. I'm number one, and then there's
a huge gap between the other three and they're all tied.
Ye as not even the other three aren't loved.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Williams forgotten.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, my parents have tried to get rid of Yes,
hasn't stuck. But I'm number one. I'm the king, I'm
the prince, I'm the queen, I'm the princess, and the
rest of my siblings are all they just want to
die all.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Right, well you love the best body, So I think
that's why your number.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Our parents love my body.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
What ranking are you? Are you favorite in.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
The favorite in your family?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Just too well?

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Two and then I have two steps of blazing okay,
but number one, I'm still number one for sure.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
It was a competition.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Never never, sorry, not with a blowout like this, No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
No, how could they another bunch of duds and the.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
New Yeah, yeah, as it should be this morning. I
just want to say I love my family. They're all amazing,
and I'm definitely not the favorite, right I think.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I think in your family and I know that how
this sounds, you're my favorite.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
When I show up to Mackenzie's house, we do shows
in like Phoenix, and her family will be so nice
to take us to dinner or whatever. When I walk
in the door, they're like, our baby's home.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Well, you're the star.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
No, no, no, me, not to me. They pushed me
aside and go God damn it, Rachel, your body looks good.
My dad is always like, great bod, great body. You're
looking good.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
You should go after this guy.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I should fuck your dad.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yes, I believe.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I haven't tried. I know if I try a little bit,
he'll fold. I just haven't tried walk now. Also, your
stepmom does it also in love with she text me
on the side.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
You ruin family. You can destroy this.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
You're so lucky that I'm not power hungry because I
could fuck your dad so easy. Betray Yeah, careful, don't doful,
especially in Phoenix. Yes, yeah, got another place that's tough
for gingers that he is.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
And that's where I met most of my favorite gingers
is Phoenix. There's a lot out there.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
They probably stood out. They did, oh my god, stood
out in a.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Big w They needed help. A lot of paracels being sold.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Now I don't I don't want to stay around the
cruise this whole time. I hate cruises, and I hate
that you went on one. Agreed, But I just want
to ask about the pyramids. The size. I feel like
I've built about so much my mind, over my entire life.
I would get there and I would be like, that's
as big as a bank. How big is a pyramid?

Speaker 2 (16:24):
Massive? What would you compare it to so many banks?
If all the banks were on top of each other
in a pyramid shape, it's just bank on bank. But
also I didn't know this so many there's so many pyramids,
mostly because we think of the pyramid big right, the
three Pyramids of Giza, the one, two, three.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
Have you guys not been on the History Channel?

Speaker 4 (16:42):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Are you doing ancient Aliens?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
Dude, it's not even fool correspond Aliens. I started it.
I'm the ep of ancient Aliens.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
You love those fucking aliens. Well, when we're on the
road too, sometimes we're in a hotel. The only thing
that's on Ancient Aliens.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
You're in a hotel room, and that's not on Why
are you in a hotel?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Exactly exactly. We watch that in wrestling when we're on
the road. Yeah, we love female wrestling.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That genuinely brings me so much joy, joy that a
cruise could never get.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Never.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
No, I have so much fun. Okay, but you love
ancient aliens.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
I love ancient aliens because I also have the skull
of an ancient alien. Yes, you do, which we found
out recently. I put my hair up once and Rachel
was like, my god, it looks like the Lombardi Trophy.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Because you can't tell right now, but her head it's
like you think it. It's one way and then she
turns and you're like that head dude keeps on going,
it goes back. Your head has glutes, yes, yes, yes,
this is.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
My biggest fear of This is why I can't lose
my hair or ever shave my head, because I'm like,
whatever's under there is going to it can't be seen
ruined people, yes, for sure. Or there's a map that's
my tattoo to my skull.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
So I'm just like, we got to keep the hair
on there as long as possible.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
My school shape is disgusting.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
It's I like it about you though, everything about you.
It makes you unique, and I think that's really special.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
So we watched the History Channel a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
And what did you learn on Ancient Aliens that you
were about to scold us about?

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Well, that there's so many Well no, I didn't learn
it on there. I watch other other watch one other show,
one other show, not the brag. There's so many pyramids
and there's so many tombs.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
They're all of us. So I did not know that
because I do have sex with people, so I wasn't
watching whatever she's watching. But I showed up. I saw
that this first one, which is like a six stepper,
and it was they were describing their like essentially, this
was somebody's one of the earliest ones.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah, the earl, Yes, kind of a prototype.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
They were like ideology Indiana Jones around here. It was
very like cool to see I was in a tomb,
you know, I mean, we're living, we're living, living, But
they are so big, and you you know, when you
picture them, there's the three right middle one looks like
it's the biggest. It's actually just on the highest ground,
the biggest one of the people left. Oh, but you
can drive between, which I was picturing in my head

(18:52):
to also somebody who has been, you know, building up
the pyramids in my head for so long also is
a queer person. I'm like, I'll never make it there
without being stoned to death. I'm sure, but I didn't.
I thought you would kind of wait in line around
a thousand people and take like a photo that has
like a thousand other people in it, and then you
get there and you're like, it's kind of small. When

(19:13):
the timing that I went there was like right before
they closed, so most people were gone, and I had
basically the pyramids to myself and my mom for about
twenty minutes awesome, And I walked all the way up
to I sat on the first stone of it.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
This is something that would not happen in the United States.
There would be a rope around it or a fence.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Right, They're just out there and like, you can walk
up to it, you can touch it. I was like,
these are mess I fucked it. I feel of course
I fucked it. Yeah, it was a bottom sozing well.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
I did, oh sorry, very passive, but it was.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, one of those things where I was like, I
was so glad that it was as momentous as you
would like it to be. The sphinx, you know.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Right huge. But come on, let's go to comparison here.
I've all we're talking about is bank. So far it
is bigger.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Than a bank of a single bigger than a bank.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Let's say the Glendale Galleria. Okay, now that's also very short.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
That's short. Well, you can't go you gotta think higher.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, it is, like it's fat and high.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
What about the Capitol what is it? Capitol records building?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Oh, interesting, capital records. That's tall.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do you know what I'm learning right now is that
I have no idea how to do scale yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I probably couldn't do scale either, to be honest.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
But it's big. It's huge.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's so big built. When you show up, you go.
I do see how people think Aliens did make this
because it doesn't even make sense. It's also perfect.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
I feel like the entire state building.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hello. Yeah, yeah, it's too big.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
It's too big. If we dropped it in downtown LA,
would we be able to see it from here?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Well?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
You know what you see downtown.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
You can't see anything from burbank, right, you can't see
if there was nothing else around and we were flat.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, it's big, it's big. I got on some camels,
which people have been yelling at me about why thank
you for I'm you guys.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Reacted like kind of harmony.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
I'm Bacon to camel culture. I'm from I just want
people from Arizona. I've been on a lot of camels.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
You've been on a camel. Yeah, I'm the only person
here who hasn't been on a camel. Can stop a camel?

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Also huge?

Speaker 5 (21:16):
So you're getting canceled for being on a camel.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Yes, people don't want you on a camel.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I kind of thought camel would be like horse. Camel
is so much taller than a horse.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
You need like a ladder to get on them. Yeah,
unless they get down.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
They got down for me because they get down, which
is amazing.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Lu was the camel's name, and I bonded with her
so much. Sometimes when I look at animals, I think
to myself, like I do think we can. We're not
speaking to each other, but we're feeling each other each other.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, like here, yeah, And people said you shouldn't have
done that, correct, because it's something.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I don't know. They're like, what if that camel's tired?
And I'm like I was also tired and I couldn't
used a ride. Sorry, that's not right, that's not right.
That's not right.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
There's the thing. Every anything you do on the internet,
people are gonna come after you.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
For I was, how are you to know exactly?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
And as a queer person in Egypt.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
And you see a camel, you're gonna ride a camel?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Just gonna do. We'll get on the camel whatever the
tour guide tells me to do.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I'm going your okay, Now you're like excusing it because
you were a hostage.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
I don't believemore a camera.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I was like, I'm going to do whatever. The man
told me to get safe. And this man was like,
you guys better go get on those camels. And I
was like, I have to.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Really, but I really wouldn't think twice I'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
A horse, yeah right, I mean that's also yeah. I
mean I look at horse horses who are cops, and
I'm like, what if they're tired that they are?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Are we have anybody ever yelled at a cop?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Well, I just want this to say.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
I think we should start here first.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
What we need to start yelling.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
We need to start yelling at cops.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Horses were yelling at cops. What else are we against? Oh,
thin lipped white lesbian's kissing.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
Yeah right, or just thin lips in general? For sure,
givet to cancelers because we have the world's smallest lips too.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I wouldn't describe you if I feel like they're in
proportion to your faces.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Nobody's ever said that. Nobody's ever said that. Even my
wife is like, how dare you my wife?

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Her pathetic lis okay, oh interesting, Well you can't both
have limps. I think ideally, ideally, that would be marriage ruining,
that's relationship ending.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
It's like who you know. You can only have one
big pair of lips in.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
A house, okay, because it's too much power.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
If theo much power, the clashes.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
I understand. Weirdly enough, Also, since I got back from
the cruise, you and I kind of talked with us yesterday.
The amount of cruise content right now is higher than ever.
And what is that?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Everything? Then I see on content like on TV.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, it's like poop cruise and Amy missing, Amy, Amy
Bradley went missing.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
I don't know where did she go? She fell off
the cruise.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Well, we don't know she could. There's no evidence that
points that she fell because her body did not show up.
I was watching it this morning.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, so it falls in the ocean. We can't say
it didn't show up.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I mean, wait, that doesn't Wait, it's not that she
fell and they can't find her. They don't think that
she fell.

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Where she's still in the ship flew away.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I can't believe the hostility I'm getting right now from YouTube.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Cues fall off or fly away exactly.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
They think that somebody took her, took her.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Oh I'm flying.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I'm only this first fifteen minutes into episode one, which
is some of the most fun that you're gonna have.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
You are an experts, you can speak to that.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
I think I know exactly what happened.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Do they think that somebody got her up?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Possibly on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yeah, it's hard to tell, but I'm so glad I
waited till I got it came out. I'm a true
crime mr.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
It came out right before I left for the cruise,
and I'm like, I can't watch this. But the second
I got back yesterday, I was like, I'm watching this
in the morning all day. Yeah, that was a lot.
God bless her cut up. Wait, have you been on
a cruise?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
I've been on a cruise, not for what? Which one?
Did you go somewhere in the Caribbean. It was like
during high school Disney groups. Oh no, it was with
my family. And it's just not for me. I love
to eat. Yeah, that's the only thing I travel for basically,
and it's like fine dining, not even fine, just good
food and cruise food not for me. I don't gamble,

(25:16):
I can't lay in the sun. What am I doing
on a cruise? And then you go to these ports
and it's truly like unless you can get into the
country it's truly buying duty free stuff.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
It's being at an airport.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Yeah, it's like stopped at an airport. Yeah, not for
me at all. I get why it's for some people,
for sure, not for me.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I actually hate all travel now that i've hate all travel,
I don't like to travel. I don't like to do it.
I mean, I think.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's a real pill to travel with exactly.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know how I get. I'm so tired, I'm hungry.
I like things to be the same. I'm such a
fucking I just got back and I'm like, thank god,
my outlets are normal again. Like I'm a fucking bitch.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Bitch.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Yeah, and I didn't know until us. Some people travel
and they're like the world's open up. I'm like so cultured.
I traveled and I was like, fuck everyone who's different
than me.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Giving me back to all of our get me back
to the olive garden.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I have bad taste.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I don't like anything that's not mac and cheese.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
To travel.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Listen, it's not good for me. But travel so much.
You're great at it.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
It's the best. Your favorite place is each of you
to travel to. What's been the best place you've traveled right.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
There's a spot right in between my wife's left leg
and right legs.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Oh yeah, that's your favorite. I love China. I had
so much fun in China. I would go back there
in a harvey. I hope I get too.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
So China. I would like to go to China, but
I would like someone to pay for it.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
I have the best possible experience.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
You've got to go big, yeah, because.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
If I went, I'm cheap and I would ruin the
experience for myself for sure. And so and I feel
like China is a place if you don't do it well,
it's going to be a nightmares experience. Yes, So like
I need someone to just reach out and sponsor my
trip to China.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Are you listening? Everyone?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Everyone?

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Where's camera?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Go direct to camp?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Excuse me?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Excuse me? How you have a few thousand dollars that
you're looking to spend on a vacation. Give it to
me and I'll spend it on a vacation. Yeah to China.
Thank you? Okay, so, thank you.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Thank you. I've been to Africa in that rock. I
went on safari when I was like twenty two.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Wow, that's the age to go on safari.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I think one d percent and I'm seeing things very cool.
It's weird. Whenever I travel hunting trip.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
You were on a big game trip. There are a
lot of pictures you don't want people to see hunting camels.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
I'm getting canceled today, im going today today.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You were there with Jimmy John, the guy from Jimmy John.
You being a big.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Game hunter, so ray, Oh my god. You ever watched
The Wild thorn Berries?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Yeah, you guys, we never see the Wild thorn Berries.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
You looking like this, It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
You do look like half Chance. You look like the
whole cast. It's crazy. It does look like they were
like based on a true story. Yes, dude, Wow Sarah,
that's so money.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
But wait, are they hunters in there or something?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Oh no, I bring it up.

Speaker 5 (28:04):
I think we looked at you.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Sometimes when I travel places and this is I wonder
if other people are like this or if I just
am so like I'm such a dumb dyke. But whenever
I go places, I just I think about like the
Disney movie that it reminds me of interesting And I
don't know if that's a normal thing or if I
was I was raised on movies and like TIV but
like when I was in Athens, I was like, this

(28:29):
is Hercules, right, And when I was in in Kenya,
I was like, this is the Lion King.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
I'll do this. But with video games like that looks
like this from thing from a video games. I guess
I'll just never be I'm mature. You would be experiencing
I'm an idiot. Yeah, that can't just like have it
a thing be its own thing. Right.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
When we were in Paris, I was like, this is
Lizzie McGuire or in Italy or whatever. I was like,
this is Lizzy.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
That's cute, But do you reference movies I'm enjoying Okay, yeah, okay,
I'm every one of them.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yeah, are you seeing it?

Speaker 5 (28:59):
I'm every here more like the father, I'm obviously the
one daughter.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I'm the monkey. Yeah your win.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
I could be at least three people in this photo.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
In this picture, maybe you know that crazy brother.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
Yeah that's you, that's that's your energy.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
The brother is the one with the monkey or behind
the monkey.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yes, that was me throughout high school and they were like,
we need to get riddling for the man.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Ah well as long, I mean, I would love for
you to just keep comparing me to Nickelodeon characters. But
I feel like there's something else we should talk about.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Right, Do you ever get Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
It's not laboratory.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Dexter's Lavatory could be like a small business somewhere where
they like, have you know they supplied the toilets to
concerts or what have you? Dexter's lavatory.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
My eyes been twitching this whole time I've been here.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I'm we gotta get you.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
So I need to go back to sleep.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Yeah, please take it, n ob Anyways, No, there's something
else I need to talk to you too about and
I hate approaching the subject. Picked I didn't want to today.
I felt like I would just have a nice time
with you talking and we could move on.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Yes we are sleeping together, Yes we are actively.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
I thought something was weird between us.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
We're married.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
We're married. Uh no, the podcast is called I said
no gifts, and I thought, you know, McKenzie and Rachel
will come by. We'll have a nice time talking and
just move on with our whatever day. This is Thursday.
I don't know what time is it anymore. But so
I was a little surprised when you two showed up
each holding what are obviously gifts which I'm now going

(30:42):
to assume are for me. Yes, yeah, interesting, Okay, but
it would have been funny if we brought them for
each other. So you missed an opportunity. Yeah, see why
you need to get back on the same page.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
We do. You want to go first? I want you
to go first because we Mackenzie also is a very
good gift giver, so she could not resist the opportunity
to gift you.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Okay, good, good reasoning, and you have no excuse, corst Okay, perfect,
this is my gift. Okay, this is beautifully wrapped. It's
kind of like a DVD size case with a gorgeous tissue.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Are you hearing that, Asmry, Let's do it crinkled it
for you.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Oh that is I'm getting.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
This is a good one. People are driving off the road,
they're in ecstasy or anything. Okay, that's nice.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
On the yours.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Oh oh yeah, this is probably the best we've ever
had on this podcast.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I get that a lot.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
So exquisite and stuff.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Well, I want to eat a potato chip. Yeah, oh,
I have never It's a copy of Jennifer's body or
there's something else in here, rocks or something.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
It is a copy of Jennifer's body.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I've never seen Jennifer's body.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
And I knew that about you.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I hate that I'm putting off that energy and I
did know that about you.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It's also insane that you haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Well, should I defend myself?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (32:10):
How did you miss it?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Can you defend yourself?

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Not?

Speaker 4 (32:12):
I wasn't huge on Juneo.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Oh okay, fascinating and it's not Juno energy.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
But it stopped me in my tracks as far as
Diablo Cody, which is not fair. You know it's not fair.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
No, because it's mostly Megan Fox. This is a Megan
Fox original lips. We're talking lips money, Amanda and Megan Seifered.
That's lip on lip. Oh wow, bills your whole argument.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Out of the water, honey.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
But this movie, I know the lore of it. Basically.
The reviews were terrible, absolutely awful, and then almost within
like a year or two, people are like, no, you're wrong,
this movie is incredible.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
They didn't ask any eighth grade lesbians, which is insane.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
You should be the only people reviewing movies. Let's be honest. Yes,
and may actually be the only people reviewing movies.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Yes, Yes, it's iconic. This movie is incredible. It shaped
me as a woman.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
As a young succubist. Yes, this movie was the representation
that I needed. It rocks.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
It's one of my favorite movies of all time. I
had multiple I have like three copies, so it's like
I can part with one.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Tell me about it. I really don't know much about it.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
It's she's a bisexual succubist.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Okay, fantastic and yeah, high school?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
So she is a what senior in high school?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
She's a senior in high school.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Freshly turned eighteen.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
I'm hoping Jennifer Check is her name, Jennifer Check.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
And she goes to see a band perform at a
local bar. Feels very Wisconsin. They're like by Devil's Lake.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Yeah, Devil's Pond.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
It was like something something, and yes, she.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
Gets it's Adam Brody and Sacrifice underrated. He's so good
in this. He's so good in this.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Creepy. He's creepy. It's an old petrified tree. Yeah what
from the movie.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
It's so good, and so he they sacrifice make and
Fox because they think that she is a virgin, but
she's not. She's only a backdoor virgin.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Hysterical.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I think she.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Said, what's the guy's name in it? He's like a
big guy. Now Chris Preps is in it.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Interesting, so that balances the scales and interesting.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Exactly me not knowing men's name?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
What's that man?

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Man?

Speaker 5 (34:16):
So they sacrifice her, but she because she's not a virgin,
she becomes a demon.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Oh I love to hear this.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Yes, so then she needs to eat boys.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Okay, it makes sense to stay young. And is it
horror or is it like comedy?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
It's very it's very scarier.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Okay, because it is. You're seeing Megan Fox.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Get there's very scary scenes in it. She's like unhinging
her jaw, she's eating boys inside parts, like kind of gory.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
But it's also sexy. It's really sexy.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's very sexy.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
That's what I need to hear.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, this is this was Rachel's movie that if she
wanted to have sex with a woman in college. You
pop on this movie and you're gonna get like, get.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
It over to my dorm. H North Tower Tower, floor three,
floor three up. I'd go like, let's put on this movie.
A little scary. We cuddle up. Oh yeah, the movie worked.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
People need to hear them. They need this advice. Yeah,
who directed this?

Speaker 2 (35:14):
I did? I think I just forgot.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
I wanted to give you an opportunity to talk about
your process.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I don't know who directed it.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I don't either. It's maybe on the back Karen director.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Thank you so much. Well, let's get some more Karen
Kusama movies happening.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Yeah, she's still on the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
She could run out of town after this and reviews.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
She should be, I mean, she needs to be directing everything.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
I want to point something out about this DVD case.
The cover is like kind of this tasteful piece of art, obviously,
like with actual.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Designs and a special edition.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
You flip it over and it's truly something from the
basement of Walmart. I mean, absolute garbage.

Speaker 5 (35:54):
This has gotten on eBay for sure. Yeah, okay, so
it's got to be a bootleg version because yeah, it's
like a special edition, special edition one.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Yeah, good for them.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Where did you get that?

Speaker 4 (36:08):
That's so odd?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Where did you get that?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Did you make this?

Speaker 5 (36:11):
No? Somebody give it to me. Somebody give it to me.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yes, I is this from a woman?

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (36:17):
A woman caller.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
I'm regifting something.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Sorry, because the front of it looks like Twilight, Like
they obviously wanted to sell it as a Twilight type.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
Yeah, and this was around Twilight because came out and
I believe two thousand and eight or two thousand nine.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
So that's a lot different than Mama Mia, Amanda, Mama
Mia Mia.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
They obviously didn't know how to market the movie. No
total failure.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
It's so fucking good. Okay, it's so good. Yeah, this
is one of my favorite movies of all time.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
It's funny, it's campy, it's like scary, but it's just
like it's.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
It's a good time. Yeah, this is a great October movie.

Speaker 4 (36:47):
Favorite. Is it your favorite movie?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:49):
No, what's your favorite movie?

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Oh god, I can't, I can't. Not a fair question,
not a fair question. But this is up there if
you're thinking of like.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Does anyone care about my favorite movie?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yes, at all.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
But I feel like as queer women women, as queer
women women, thank you. I feel like this shaped us
for sure. And I can speak for both of us
because we are one one being. But this, I feel
like this is life changing for any type of millennial
queer woman yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Well, and when it came out, I was just leaving
high school. I was also closeted in high school. They're
two best friends, these two girls like besties the whole time,
and so many queer women women, sorry, we're besties in
high school with a bisexual succubis.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Actually who wanted to kill them?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
That makes perfect sense.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
The amount of bisexual cucubistes who have tried to kill me,
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Right at the end, she, you know, Jennifer check turns
on her best friend Needy. Listenikky and she Needy is like,
I thought you only eight boys, and she goes, I
go both ways, And it changed changed me. It changed me.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Doesn't she fall from the sky.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
She's like, she's like, oh, she's like flying or whatever.
She's flying at the very end, and she says something like, oh,
you're just floating like like county girls to each other.
It's a really fun movie.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
I cannot wait to see this. And wait, did you
have an answer for favorite movie?

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Distrect Too?

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Distrect Too?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Or Spice World or Shrek?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Okay? All all movies? Yeah, all three of those are movies.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
All perfect movies, All perfect movies.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
I haven't seen Wait Distrect two, Shrek, Spice World. Yeah,
I've only seen Shrek.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
You haven't seen Spice World?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Ever seen Spicy? Very I should see Spice World?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Did you know? I would love to just tell you
things if you don't know. But very recently, Jerry and
Melby have confirmed that they were hooking up in the nineties.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
Of course they were, Yeah, they were. It was a
big slumber party the whole time.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
You're telling me sparks were.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Flying, A lot was flying, yes, Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
Check, and they weren't recording that much.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Very good, Very good.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
What did you say the other day?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
We have a lot of ground to cover. It's like
a pad. We were having fun yesterday.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
I didn't seen each other in fifteen days, yacre a
lot missed.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
The only thing that opportunitis with was Pyramids, and I
won't let it happen again. Will you do your gift now?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, let's see your gift. I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
What was holding space for your gift?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Who gives a shit? She's done talking about her stupid
gift for you? Okay, and I feel like we're rate wrapping.
We'll circle back.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
There's four things.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Okay, now this is.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You can take them out one at a time if
you want.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Not quite as ASMR friendly wrapping.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Let's try it's a tote. This is very gay of you.
It's working.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Yeah, it's working, kind of.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
It sounds like me when I'm walking through this.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Is a busy one walking through target.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Sounds like me on the storemaster out.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Okay, should I pull things out in any order? Okay?
Because she went make produce? Is it all produce? We'll see.
I'm fascinated. Gotta Okay, we have a bell pepper which
is in perfect condition. I'll say, thank you.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Did you say imperfect?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
I'll say in flawless mint. You can put this on
eBay and say like new, like you look at that.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Oh, and so many different colors.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Red, black, green, brown.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Wait, if you're only listening to this podcast and you
can hear like the facetiousness, I need you to know
that it is also like it's not it's not garbage.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
It's on its last legs.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
The other ones. That one's actually the best.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
This one could be roasted and survive.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Yeah, you can make that happen.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I love the tapping. We got another which I'll say
actually looks better than the first.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
One.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Yeah, oh that's nice. This is another belt tiny also
small bell peppers. Maybe I'm used to the freak ones
at this point, you know. Can I tell you guys
a little anecdote, please please?

Speaker 5 (41:02):
I once when I moved out here, I worked at
a sushi restaurant and I had never worked at a
restaurant before. I lied to get the job, and I
remember the manager called me a bell pepper once, and
weeks later I go, what did you mean by that?
And he goes, You've got nothing on the inside, and
I was like, you're a gun.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
I thought he was going to say, you know, a
bell pepper starts green and people aren't that crazy about it.
But time goes by and you become a red pepper
and everyone loves you.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Noes.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
You cut it open and there's nothing on the inside.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Oh my, And I was like, what do.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
You mean by that?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
There's also seeds.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
There's seeds, kind of spider webs.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Yes, fucked, that's crazy, one, stupid bitch. I'll go to
that place. I'll burn it down. I'll tell you nobody
needs to talk to you like that. You actually super
think it is?

Speaker 5 (41:49):
It did close?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
You know what you're a pumpkin. Thank you, full of shit.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
You're full of shit and kind of empty and also
kind of empty.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
But there's more.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
There's room for me in there. There's room for my fists. No, sorry,
no hr speaking of that joke.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Unacceptable. I was just going to say, at some point
teenager teenagers should smash you on the.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Road, like great, you're great in the fall.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Okay, now we're going to keep pulling. Got that one
looks get another. This one is uh cannot stand on
its own.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
Shoot.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Now, if you're not watching the video, we have three different,
very different this is a family.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
And you're not watching it. Download Patreon.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
No, this is on YouTube, but also get Patreon and
get the other stuff. Right, I have to thank you.
But yeah, if you're not watching, we've got now got
another one, which is the kind of the star of
the bunch because it's green and red striped and also
is developing some sort of mold ginger.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
This is the ginger.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
That's how I looked on that cruise.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
This is how I felt my entire life. This one
is probably the So these were you bought these pre cruise?

Speaker 5 (42:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I grew those in my garden.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Oh that's why they're small exactly because there they would
have been the best bell peppers.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Yes, these were I have never gardened before. Okay, as
it turns out, I'm awesome at it.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
You've got four peppers. You've got peppers to waste? Yeah,
we have.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Well, I picked the ones that my wife would let
me take. Oh, I was picking the ones, and she goes,
these are the ones so you can put on your
as a gift on your silly little podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Oh so these were picked recently.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
I think they were. I mean they were in the fridge.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
They must have been picked a couple days ago, because.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
When I took them out, I feel like they didn't
look that bad. But then they were sitting in the
bag for a long time. How long they kind of
wrinkled up. But I will say every one of those
peppers I did grow with love and picked with love
every single day. And they've been harvesting right now. And
I think it's an exciting time to get a pepper.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Well it is, I mean an incredible time of year
for a pepper. Yes, how many What are other vegetables
are you growing?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I just harvested about thirty onions.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Onions.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
The onions look good.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
That's a tough one to have a lot of, though.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I gave a lot of my neighbors and tokens soup
season my wife and froze them.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
I love it interesting.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I got to give you.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
I'll take that back onions going. Everything is a good.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Thing to have a lot of.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Throw it in whatever you.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Want my garden. Now I realized. You know, when you're
in your garden, you're like, everything's normal, and then you
take your ship out of the garden and you're like
it's so small now, and like my onions are small.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Yeah, but that's good. They're healthy.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Yes, they're old fashioned, you know, they're not like these
science onions.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
It's not juiced up.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
No, they're not juiced up. They're flavorful. The rock, they're hardy. Yes,
it's not the rock. The punching machine, that one. It's
called smashing machine.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
The cherry yes, right now.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Well, it was so romantic that moment was it was
ultimately a charged moment.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
We all felt that right.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
My hair was standing on its down my spine.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I'm harvesting cherry tomatoes as well. Right now.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
It's a good one.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
This is gonna be a great season. You gotta go soups.
I just made a soup recently with bell peppers, cherry
tomatoes onion.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
What was that soup?

Speaker 5 (45:07):
It's like a tomato basil. I did add basil.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
You know what's funny is I almost brought you a
basil plant today?

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Oh yeah, yeah, I mean that would be a sala.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
It's getting there.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
A Marinara sauce, A Marinara closer to Can you make
Marinera out of the cherry tomatoes?

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Or is that only the big ones?

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Did you choose any tomato you want for a mari
and Era? Could you do one of the green tomatoes?
Has anybody ever gotten kind of nasty that way? Oh?
My god?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Is nasty?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Somebody that feels like a nice novelty for a restaurant our.
Marin Ea is green?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah. Do you remember when the catchup was like, oops,
were purple sales cratered?

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Yeah? Nobody knows that. We don't even mention it. But
if you want a spooky touch for your Halloween party,
I'm again it's an ideas podcast.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
I like that idea.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
The chair Master, the chair.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Master and green Marinera. That's two ideas already that could
make somebody a millionaire overnight.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Right, And I've been watching a lot of Shark Tank,
so I think we can take this.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
We love to fake pitch ideas.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
All the times. Is your tomato sauce, two red bitches.
And that's where we are on the cruise ship. There
was only Shark Tank. I meant to tell you that yesterday.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
That's the only thing they had on the Shark Tank.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
And one of the movies that like just came out
that's like all superheroes, but it's very dark. There's like
men on it.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
There's always men on that.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
That was it dark superhero It was dark colored.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
You know Thunderbolts.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yes, yeah, it was that or Shark Tanka. But Florence
pews in that. We love FP.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
People seem to like the movie. I didn't say it
shoot shooto gosh.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Anyways, I do hope that you find a.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Home for those I got it. You have a lot
of things to do, a lot of places in mind
for these.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I'm also, unfortunately, and I should have I'm like a
terrible gift giver. Yeah it's something that great gift. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
A vegetable? Are you making it? Or growing any fruit?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I fried to grow. Kenny's doing fruit.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
I was like fruits at my own fruit and fruit.
I have lemons and limes and those are usable easy.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Wow, okay, wow, I don't know why. I don't know
where that came from. We've been getting along this whole.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
I want to back up. I just want to say,
any moron could make girl.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
I just want you to know my lemons didn't or my
lemons came in. My limes didn't come in this season.
That's hard.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Well, it was. It was hot late. It was hot,
like my corn.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
It's like I have an orange tree and they're this
big and green and they've stopped. What was going wrong?
Late hot late hot meat. I am the only thing.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Well, the oranges are mad.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
But you had strawberries. You did fruits. They were tiny, they.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Were Yeah, that was when the strawberries were coming in.
That was a really happy time in my life to
have raspberries berries. I had berry planted some blue tubes blueberry.
They dried out bad, but I had and Kenny knows this,
I had zucchini. The I mean, I didn't realize that
you camcini over grows zucchino. I must have the zucchini

(48:12):
the size of her pug.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah, actually bigger than my pup. Pug out side by
side of the pug and the zucchini pug. Yeah, pug
was miniature, looks.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Like a puppy. People always have too much zucchini. There
is no reason any person on earth and he should
grow their own zucchini.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
I agree, what's plan?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
No, what are we gonna do? What are you gonna
do with that? You're going to get a getyone wash
spaghetti squash. I would grow, I would do. I like
spaghetti squad.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Yeah, spagetti squash is fine if you're a loser. Okay,
I think we're all thinking it, but I've been doing zucchini.
Uh lasagna all summer.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Is that we did?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Yeah, and it wass it up, plosted up good because
that's healthy. You're having a vegetable.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
You got it in.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Ninety nine percent lean turkey. Oh hell bonza pasta.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Hello, this is very mom ruining dinner.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, for sure, bad.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 5 (48:59):
Shout out to her sponswer today.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
No, I like a spaghetti squash with a mari and arrow. Yeah, green,
green marin arrow. Now this is a Halloween dinner.

Speaker 5 (49:10):
And I'm getting hungry.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I actually really do have to figure out what time
to plant stuff because I planted corn at the wrong time,
melon at the wrong time, pumpkin at the right time.
So hopefully I.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Feel like in southern California, it's hard to tell. Feels
like it's always kind of time, yes, but it's not. Yeah,
but it probably could be.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
It's so hard to tell what's going on.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
I'm scared off.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
I'm scared.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
I'm really struggling.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I need hell, I need help out there.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Obviously, So Rachel's a farmer.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I love it. I love doing it.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Did you read any did you like watch any YouTube
videos or read anything about how to do it? Or
it's just like, let's try this.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I just when I was at the gardening store, I
just picked what I wanted and then one thing was
like plant this now in time for Halloween. Okay, But
the rest I'm kind of just going.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Ess struggling with squirrels. Squirrels are, can I tell you?
Trying to ruin my life?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
They're my arch nemesis.

Speaker 4 (50:10):
What are they doing to you?

Speaker 5 (50:12):
Everything?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
They destroy my back carrying your car.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
They wake me up in the middle of the night.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Oh no, I you know me. She's so scary with vermin.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Have you seen her fucking hate a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
She became like a Republican when it comes to squirrels.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
I'm just a big fan and they are.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
They're they destroy my backyard and they're very smart. They're
so smart. They know me now and I think, no,
they know. They're like, she's a bitch. They come into
my backyard, they suck it up. I spray them with
the holes. I say, get the fuck out of here,
and they're like, I'm coming for you.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Built a hotel.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I saw Mackenzie at my butcher party. She threw a
rock at a squirrel.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
And like, nailed it.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
All of the other lessons are going to be canceled.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I will say, I do not any of the animal
abuse these two are up to.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
It wasn't a rock, it was a nerf.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
It was a gun.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
It was a nerf ball that I threw at that squirrel.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
The squirrel went.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
It was crazy, lightly tas. The squirrel was fine, Everyone
don't camp.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Off.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
I didn't hurt it. I scared it away from the
camp site.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, but it did save us. But at the cost
of every lesbian going.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
They did hate me after that, right the lesbian had
to do it? Yeah, Yeah, Papa has to show up
at some time.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
I love it and I don't want to brag or
storytop you qutis, but I have a possum issue that
wouldn't scare every one.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
I want to hear this because I'm I don't love them,
but I'm willing to defend them.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Poss there's no have you looked in the eyes of one.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
The journey I've been on with possums unlike anything else.
Really the scariest animal in the world to me four years.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
And absolutely from even from hell.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Is it the nose? Is it the tea? Yeah, I'm sorry,
the jaw, the tailing is not.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
They look ill.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
They look like they've been around since before time. Yes, ye, yes,
deeply rot But then you find out they're totally defenseless
and real sweeties, Well are they?

Speaker 2 (52:12):
I don't like I've been visited haunted by a gigantic
passa because you have the camera. I have a camera.
It's so big it trips the camera, okay, which is
not the camera's like, don't worry, it doesn't trip on
like dogs or anything. So this is the size of
a dog, if not more.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
It's a huge hosse.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
It's somewhere between dog and pyramid. The size of this
fucking thing huge and named her Jessica. She looks like
a Jessica have I said, I sent you snaps and videos.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
I've seen the videos because we were comparing. I also
have a raccoon issue. Not to bragg, I now have
issue as well. Yeah, and I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
They are the top everything we poss I don't know what's.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
On with me. I'm scared of my own utopia in
my backyard.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
It's fucking insane.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Mine's getting my My grass is getting torn up from the.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Floor out same.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
I don't know it's grass anymore. I was like, what
do I do?

Speaker 5 (52:58):
No, this is real Housewives of Oaks and it's all raccoons.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
But these animals are water wise. They're trying to get
you to do something that's not being watered all the time.
And they're with the laed WP and they're saying, listen, gravel,
fake grass, bring it in.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Fine with these motherfuckers. I'll do anything. I'm so scared.
I'll show you guys a video later.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
My fakes bossoms are terrifying. Yeah, so scary looking, uh like,
I obviously don't want to marry one. But I am like,
if I see one, I'm like, I'm not in danger.
I don't want to look at it.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Are they nocturnal?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
They are nocturnal.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
So when aren't you seeing them?

Speaker 4 (53:33):
Whant to take the dog out at night? And they'll
be up on the when they're up on the fence.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Stop stop, stop, my neighbor. I asked my neighbor, who
has a lemon tree knocked on the fence. I was like, hey, girl, like,
do you guys ever see like giant, horrific possums named
Jessica in your backyard? She goes, oh, yeah, they're not
that bad, but sometimes just lock your door. They'll knock
on your back door for some water. No, And I'm like,
they'll knock me.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
I think it's a powesome. It's me at night.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
It's crazy that they do have hands with thummies too.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Well, I don't want to say confidently, but I would
assume that they probably have as many fingers as they want.
Change it will I don't. I'm not a fan.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
No, they do have a thumbs. They do.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
They've got things. I hate it, and their marsupials, so
they've got some sort of pocket excuse me. There's got
too much going on.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
There's a pocket within.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
There must be right. They've got the marsupial.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
The word since I was in school. I don't even
know what the fuck it's not right? They do have
a pouch.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Yeah, Wait, where's the pouch located?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
It's probably on their spine, it's probably the absolutely, It's
probably on the back.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Of their they carry all their friends on there.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Wait for real, wait, voice of God, where's the pouch?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I think it's where you think.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
It is probably kangaroo style, which I don't love to hear.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
I hate to hear.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
I saw the inside of a kangaroo pouch recently for
the first time. It was not as bad as I expected,
but still not great to see.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Right, Wait, how did you see it?

Speaker 1 (55:07):
As is?

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I r O No, I wish I pried one open
looking here? What's happening? Uh? No Instagram video And it's
not as wet as I expected it to be, So
I was happy about that.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Expected it to be wet.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
Inside the body is like, what's happening there?

Speaker 2 (55:23):
I feel like it would be like a hoodie.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Not like a hoodie. It should be fur lined and
that would be kind of normal.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
It's not that it's not fur lined skin, not having
fun anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
I'm upset.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Kind of looks like go go, Like if there was
a little light bulb then it would be it would
light up.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Yeah, but on a king kangaroo has everything else working
for it though. It's a cute looking thing. But the
possum is just like everything went wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yes, yeah, people, it was not right. It was meant
to make you be fear.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Yeah, it was meant to kill.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
It's not scared of me either, which sucks because when
I yell at Jessica, she's like, she doesn't leave. She's like,
I was here long before you come.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Yea, she is someone's agent.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Though for sure, they don't have to leave. They don't
have to leave because they're so scary, right, because they're
like things will usually run away from me. Yeah, but
the four things they probably want to have friends, and
they just simply cannot make a friend of the world
because they're disgusting.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
They are so disgusting, and I wish that, but they
have good hearts. I wish I could be left alone.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
You know what, You're gonna miss Jessica when she's gone.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
She's probably doing something she's probably protecting you.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Well because when she left the raccoons game. So now
I am like, I don't know what's worse.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
And they will skin you, right, they will skin you.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Raccoons are nasty.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
They are They're worse than Jessica.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Way worse, way worse. They get into my ship. Yeah, yeah,
they're not nice, vicious.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I told my wife I want to get a gun,
and she won't let me. Okay, okay, well not like
an actual gun, like a nerve, like a machine gun,
not like a little pistol, something that would not kill,
because I'm not going to handle that. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Again, I feel like this is tough.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
You guys can't get from Okay, from Utah.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
So we're from places where they be on your side.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
And I am deeply not so nobody will let me
have a bb gun. Scare Jesse Minnesota.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
We have our all from places where we should be friendly.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Yeah, no, you shouldn't have a gun.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Nobody needs to baby.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Air pump, air pump, airsoft airsoft.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
Maybe okay, get a nerf gun, nerf gun gun, I
would say, or a water gun.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Water you guys are you guys can't handle what's going
on in my house.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
You can't, can't.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
You're the person who can't, actually can't.

Speaker 5 (57:49):
I think throw cherry tomatoes at them all right, oh god.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Just begging them to come towards you. Good luck.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I think we should play a game. Let's do it.
I'll play a game called Gift Master. But first I
need a number between one and ten from you two. Okay,
I have to do some. That's a good number. I
have to do some like calculating to get our game pieces.
So right now, you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want.
I'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Mackenzie and I are going on our fall tour. We
are two Dikes in a Mike. You can get tickets
at two Dicks in a Mike dot com. We'll begin
a bunch of cities between now and November.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
And we do stand up and a live episode of
our podcast Hot And sometimes we dance.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Oh yeah we do, I hope we and sometimes we kiss.
Should I not even tell.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Them at well, we already did shit, we don't do
we don't. And also you do stand up comedy. You're
also on the road, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Amy touring. I'm headlining some shows in the fall as well.
I have like hiding a sneeze. I don't know if
you can see it coming through my body. I'm trying
to make it come out somewhere, trying to work through it. Okay,
now where was I?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (58:53):
My tickets are Rachel Scanlin Comedy dot com and you
can follow me at Rachel Scanlin Comedy everywhere, and that's
where you can see where I'm at and what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Sexy, yeah, gorgeous on a least Delete all that audio, No, everybody,
go do everything there. These two are wonderful. Ah, what
do I? Okay, I've already said Patreon, and then I
need to recommend.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
There's a book called The Podcast Pantheon. Our friend Sean Maylan,
who used to or maybe curly writes for Vulture, has
a new book all about podcasts. It's wonderful. He's such
a sweet he's such a great writer. And is there
a small mention of the podcasts in there? Hard to say,
but if you love podcasts that kind of thing, go
read it. He really is such a terrific writer. And
you know, entertainment journalism that kind of thing. We should

(59:36):
be paying the good people to do their thing. Otherwise
it's and God blessed eight great lesbian's reviewing all our movies. Yeah, godless,
they haven't made out a you know, English class yet
not yet.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, they know, they know, and they know what's good.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
They do know what's good. They just need the skills. Yeah,
and they need to take a career path to look
forward to. Amen. Amen, Ah, but I think that's everything.
Oh and I love this album. Yes, music by Carl Frog.
Love Carl Frog. If you look him up. Everyone should
be listening to this guy. Wonderful, mysterious Australian. Okay, this
is how we play gift Master. I'm going to name

(01:00:10):
three celebrities, three people, and then I'm going to name
three gifts, three items you can give away. You're going
to tell me which celebrity you would give which gift
and why does that make perfect sense?

Speaker 7 (01:00:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Okay. The people will be playing with today are number one.
Ian McKellen, Sir Ian McKellen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Is he Magneto?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
He is Magneto?

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Christina Hendrix also magneto.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
She's magneto. She's two magnetos.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
She's too magnetos. She could be an X person.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Yeah, I feel like she gives the vibes of an X.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
Oh. Yeah, she could be Uh, what's the redheaded one?
Not stars Storm.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Wait, it's something like that where she's like sad, She's like,
I don't know if I fit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
In here Gray right wait?

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Played by Fomka. Do you guys remember her?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Yeah, Famka jumpson.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
It's so love talking X Men yesterday or.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
Because I was like, right, mystique, Yeah, I love the
first cast.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
The first cast was the best.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Unfortunately the director of the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Yes, for sure, we don't and we don't say that,
and we don't say his name and we just keep
it moving.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
You don't want to know any director I'm assuming is bad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Every single one of them. Okay. And then the third
persons we've got Ian McKellen, Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Christina Hendricks,
and the entire Coppola family love. So that's a great family.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
People who don't know family. They are only known for wine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
I think, simply wine. They've done nothing else. They love
one love wine.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:46):
Uh. And then the three gifts will be giving away
today are number one a retweet, so you know, retweet
one of their tweets. Number two rat teeth, and number
three this is from a list he named Sarah she suggested,
unbridled rage.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
That's great, great suggestion I instinct alone. Yeah, for Christina,
the teeth right, the teeth without it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
We love women, and we know that she's gonna want
that gift. That's the best gift of all three.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Well, yeah, she could work with them and she can
the career. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
I do feel like also teeth, like you can easily
turn that into jewelry anything.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
She could do so much for those jewelry. Yeah, okay,
I was assuming in mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Oh you're that's a rat.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Yeah, that's a rat's head.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
That would be a rat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
What the you don't give a gift she gets rat teeth?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
In rage?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, then we delete what we've said before her a retweet,
give her I want to give her on Twitter? What
are we giving her rage?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Four?

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Though?

Speaker 5 (01:02:59):
I need to know what's the backstory, what's our motivation
in your life?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
First of all, imagine you're Christina Hendricks.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
You got her body, You have enough rage, trust me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
I think that's what I'm saying. It's like we fuel
her rage because I can't imagine living my life that hot.

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Yeah, I agree, I would be pissed. But I feel
like she already has rage, so.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
You give her a retweet on what is she on Twitter?

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
She's trying to make it big, she's trying to wants
to be We can help her and you and me.
She probably had a cute tweet, a little quip that
she wrote. No one retweeted it, and she's like, I
wish somebody would share this tweet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I feel like because the Coppola, I'm giving those that
rat head to.

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
The cool because they need that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
Every one of them has rat teeth. Yeah that seems good.
That family needs something slowing them down.

Speaker 5 (01:03:45):
Yes, I agree?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Are they are they good at one?

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
They're good at things?

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
Yeah, they're doing the wine. They have rat teeth, yeah, yeah,
cage rat teeth, yeah, Sophia Coppola rat teeth, yeap Roman
Coppola rat teeth, yeah, and just pick.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Sure, like I don't know if sometimes you can just
play it off as like this is a really rare
rat head.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
I agree, I agree they If you said that we
got this at auction, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
Sorry you're still giving them just a no, they have
teeth in their mouth, that a rat teeth and that's
the gift.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
So wait, wait, we're losing the blot yeah, I fully
lost it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Wait, how do I have to keep bringing it back
that their teeth disappear and suddenly now their teeth are
full of rat teeth?

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
You I'm so sorry. I did not understand that at
all at all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
I thought we had loose rats and.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
We're giving rativing away.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
My I mean, I was taking just a handful of rats.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Here's something.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
I have a friend who's super into this type of
stuff I have.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
We all do, by the way, you know what I'm
talking about, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
Yeah, he loves this type of stuff. He has a
lot of like probably in his in his office. Dead rats, love.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
Stuff on display, jars, in jars, a lot of film
femelda hide.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
Yes, yes, he loves that stuff. So I have given
him teeth before, so to me, I'm like, yes, he
give teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
There are a lot of lesbians are using teeth as jewelry,
so I'm assuming that's what you were talking about. But
you mean we.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
Are keeping them, Jason Schwartzman has his mouth is full
of rats.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Rats?

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
The family.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Yeah, we're giving the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Family part of the family. Yes, I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
The rat teeth for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Yeah, that makes it actually way easier Christina Hendricks. I agree,
let's give her rage.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Yeah. I want to see her. I want to see her.
And because there's nothing hotter than Christina Hendricks rage. Mad, Yeah, mad,
hating me in the face, yes, just smacking me. Can
you hat me around? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I like that. She had so many reasons to be
mad and madmen for sure, for sure, for sure not
treated well and was really good at her job.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
She's so talented. We love her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
She's and I'm I don't want to make it all
about this, but her body's insane h And she's smart
as well, and I like the way that she does
her job and I respect her from toe to tip
inside out. But also if we can for a second
talk about the out everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Everyone has already talked about it, have we.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
Not?

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
On this episode of this podcast, body goes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Together on a cruise with one hundred Christina.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Hendrix's sun damage. She's getting wagged out. She's not a
real ginger. Actually she's that's the big secret. But I mean,
I feel hard to It is really hard to pull
off ginger and make people think you are. She's done
it perfectly.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
She's job and that's what I was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Wow, I'd love to see your po though for real
mad at me specifically, I like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:40):
She would be if she shared this for sure. And
then we're giving Ian yeah, because he's never been on
Twitter before.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
First he'll need some help getting off one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Stand off and that's what our podcast likes to give.
Can he stand for real?

Speaker 5 (01:06:56):
Stand up?

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Can Ian McKellen stand?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
I'm sure?

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Yes, like the guy from Glee can stand? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
What what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Are you guys crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Oh, Magnetos, it's not in a wheelchair.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
I'm picturing the Yeah, you're picturing the wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
So who's man's Gandalf?

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Got it, he's the villain, the villain, He's the villain.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Wow, well Gandalf's not the villain, but Magneto is the.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Villain, not the helmet has always been my villain.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
I'm like, what I'm with the Tower, I'm sorry, Lord
of the writ you know, I don't understand any of
this is what this world? But we'll retweet him.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Yeah, absolutely, beautifully done. Thank you. I feel like they're
all going to appreciate that, and the Coppolas are going
to just terrorize society and it'll be perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
They already, do.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Sophia reach out. Okay, this is the final segment of
the podcast. People are sending in voice notes. They're emailing.
I said, no gifts at gmail dot com will help
me answer a question I'd love to. All right on,
at least we have some you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:01):
Hello Bridger and blatantly disrespectful guests. This is Matt with
a question that's not about gifts. I used to be
a history teacher, so I have a history related question.
If you could transport yourself for twenty four hours to
any place and time in history, when and where would
that be? You'd snap your fingers, you'd automatically be there again.

(01:08:23):
Could be any location, anytime, When and where would you choose?
Thanks for answering my question.

Speaker 2 (01:08:30):
Okay, great audio.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Beautifully recorded. I love this, perfectly recorded. Good job, Thank you, Matt,
Thank you Matt. Do you want to go? Where should
I go? You go? You go? Okay, twenty four hours? Okay,
this sort of question, it's always like, oh, you have
to take care of something, you have to stop something,
you have to stop someone. That's not my job. Yeah,

(01:08:52):
I'm not a janitor, you know, I'm not taking on
any responsibility whatsoever. So clearing all of that up out
of the way and trying to help anybody. Let's see here.
My first instinct is last Thursday in Glendale. Oh yeah,
what happened twenty four hours? Uh? Nothing, but you know,
just another day. You go shopping, have lunch, galleria, go

(01:09:14):
to the gallery. Uh yeah, get the car washed. Yes,
twenty four hours in Glendale, last Thursday. Options are end
why not? And then the pressure's off to change anything.
You know, it's just me having a nice day. Finally
I get some time alone to run some errands. That's one.
Then I don't know, let's say deep history. What's a

(01:09:35):
deep history? You have to think about it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:37):
You can go anywhere. Let's see anytime.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
Jfk assassination. I love parades.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Yeah, I love. I love a parade.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
I'm not shopping anything. I'm not a witness. I just
wants to happen. I love, and I can end up
in the footage. Yeah, dancing around in the back kind
of pull focus from what's going on. Focus. Yeah, this
is great. What about you two? Let's say and I'm
going to keep thinking, but I'll also be listening.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
I was going to say, yeah, please, I believe it's
the two thousand and three MTV Movie Awards. Yes, yes,
excuse me, Music Awards.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Okay, yeah, the video the v.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Spears Christina and Madonna. I want to be there for rehearsal,
and I want to be there for the moment it happens.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Yeah, that's where I would go.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Were they was that part of a song or was it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Madonna was started out doing Hollywood. So she comes down
by yourself, she sings a little bit of I love
that song, love it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
It was my wedding song. She comes down, she sings.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Hollywood and then they start what song did they make out?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Two?

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
I feel like it was.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
I think it then goes back into I'm a Virgin,
and then they go back into Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
I think, God bless it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
It's a medley of Hollywood and I'm a virgin.

Speaker 2 (01:11:00):
A virgin, I like, I have a virtuine You're making
me laugh a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
What's yours? I want to Okay, this is the first
time we hooked up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I want to go back to that name and live
it and do it again, and I want to do worse.
For the record, we have had sex with each other,
and it's worse every time.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
We're always like we do better at this time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
I keep trying to, like perform better, but I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Maybe this time I just can't stop crying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
I just don't know how. I kind of want to
go back in time to the I love Lesbos kind
of where it all began for people kind of get
my weave my way into Sapphos's poetry, so that when
you're such as to look back now, they're like, who

(01:11:49):
was that young fellaw.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
Same name though, Rachel.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Yeah, yeah, that's kind of that's what I was thinking.

Speaker 6 (01:11:56):
That's a great, great answer, yeah right, yeah, yeah, And
then any time I gets brought up, you can wink.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
Yeah, I wonder if that's about I was named after her?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Right, People like, oh, you must have been named after
Rachel poetry, and I'm like, yeah, a little, did I know?
It's it's me all alone.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
That's a good one. Yeah, I feel like those are
good answers.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Your answer was incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Yeah, that's a nice think.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
I mean I think that. Or I would love to
have been there on filming of Jennifer's body when they
do the makeout scene.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Oh, that would have been a huge.

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
The day before the reviews came out and you could
leave one good review.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:12:28):
It wasn't it was never in the zeitgeist for the
mainstream media needed to go through.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Yeah, it was for it was for lesbians I think
a couple of years ago. It went on Hulu and
then the younger generation of dykes who were too young
for when it originally came out, We're like, oh my god,
this movie, and that's a beautiful thing to watch.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
I don't need it to be a Transformers. I needed
to be ours.

Speaker 4 (01:12:50):
Right right, Transformers perfect, a perfect yet perfect film, perfect franchise.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
We love Michael Bay. We have a my podcasts we
are about to launch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah we do, yeah, called Michael Kay. Yes, And so
we we about all of the sapphic energy within all
of Michael Bay's films, right.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
That.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
Yeah, it's really how.

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
Many movies does he have? About ten?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
He has a lot. He has all the Bad Boys,
all the Transformers.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah, he did all the Shreek Mammy Is Mommy Is,
he did all the Sister Act and yeah and Spice
World and yea. Yeah. We love him. Yeah, he's he's
such a good supporter of us, and it's just been
so nice to have his backing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
Well to have such a light touch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
Yeah, yeah, that's with the queer community. We all know that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Yes, and he loves loves lesbians, loves lesbos.

Speaker 4 (01:13:43):
Well, we answered it perfectly. No one can complain, Matt
can't complain. Those are the perfect answers. Matt, don't send
another voice note back in Please, you've done your job.
I've got my beautiful gifts. I forgot basically four snacks
while I watched the movie perfect Just chump. They do
go together, go together, perfectly, rotting Pepper Jennifer's body.

Speaker 6 (01:14:06):
Yeah, I've had such a wonderful time with you too.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
Thank you for.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Being here, thank you for coming back from Europe.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Yes, you're welcome, and thank you for staying coming back
from health from hell.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Send from the depths below for.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
A few minutes and listener, the podcast is over. It's
just done. I mean, what what can any of us do?
You've got to move on. I'll do whatever I can
and I love you. Goodbye, I said. No. Gifts is

(01:14:42):
an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,
and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Tolladay. The
theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we
couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must
follow the show on Instagram, and I said, no gifts.
That's where you're going to see pictures of all these

(01:15:02):
wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
the gifts?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
But you're a guess to my home.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
You gotta come to me empty, And I said.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
No guests.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
You're a presences.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Presence enough.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
I already had too much stuff, So how did you
dare to surbey me

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