Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata Disobey Bridger

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Speaker 1 (00:08):
Well, I invited you here. I thought I made myself
perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you
gotta come to me empty. And I said, no, guests,
you're o presences. Presence enough and I already had too

(00:33):
much stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
So how do you dare to surbey me?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm richer Winnecker, not
that that's any of your business.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Here we are, we're in the studio. What's going on.
Over the weekend, we did the live show. We had
such a wonderful time. People were so supportive of my thighs,
and we did a puzzle. If you like my thighs
or puzzles, maybe we'll do those at the next live
show as well. You never know, but I do feel
the support for my thighs, and that's all that really matters.

(01:21):
So that was the big event. And then I did
nothing for two days except for get scratched by a branch.
And you know, I used to really love trees. But
we should probably do a scratch reveal. You're going to
be shocked. Look at this. Look at that scratch right
in the showing place. You know, I can't cover this up.

(01:44):
It's too hot for a long sleeve. So I don't know.
That's basically what happened. My horoscope today told me to
break one rule this week, so maybe I'll kill my neighbor.
I don't know. We'll find something to do and Okay,
then I think that's all of my important business. And then,
of course the Patreon continues to exist Patreon dot com slash.

(02:06):
I said no gifts, and I think by the time
this episode comes out, I will be now covering the
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season six, and I'm
the only person who should be covering this thing. I've
been to beauty lab and laser hundreds of times for photos.
I haven't gotten any work done. I've been at the
same holiday oil as Lisa Barlow to get a diet
Doctor Pepper. I am the expert, so be prepared for that.

(02:31):
And I think that's everything. I'm really excited about today's guests.
Everyone loves both of them. Everyone loves them together. It's
Nicole Byer and so Sheeres Zamida. Hi, you too, Welcome
to I said new gifts. Yah, I'm so happy to
have you here. You've both been here over zoom yeah. Yes,
but now we're here in person.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
I know it's nice in person things.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, Oh I feel so community being able to respond
in real time and.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'd be like, what did you what? I'm sorry you
were lagging? Sorry is outside?

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You were both kind of on the podcast in different
very high stress times in my life. So she're during
early pandemic and cold during my home flooding, and so
it's nice that the biggest thing, Well, now I've got
a scratch on my arm, and.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Then you know, comparatively not so bad, not so bad.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Well speak for yourself, but.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
This could be a fun new project where you cover
it with makeup because you're freckled, so you can have
a fun time matching.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh my god, a whole art project. Start with like
a full uh what is it? Concealer? Yes, and then
get maybe a pencil. What's the pencil called? The like
an eyebrow pencil? Go full like dumb halloween costume? Yes?
Do you know what Halloween costume? I hate? Is when
pigtails and freckles on the face with the.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
You don't like pippy long startch long who long, long
chalking long stockings long shocking shock it is.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
That's probably the original pronunciation long shocking, long shocking.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
The way I said it was, I was like, am
I having a stroke? Well, one of us have to
be in peril.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
No long stocking, which I guess it's an interesting thing
that that's how they're describing her, Like her stockings are long,
but not her legs, Like her legs.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Are also short legs for the stockings.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh but they don't.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
I mean the pictures that I remember in my brain,
the stockings aren't falling off of her or.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Like, they're not loose.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
It's just like on her legs.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Right. Why what did they have to do with her
character at all?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I think she was a little messy.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh, she was messy.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
I think that's what they're trying to insinuate because her
hair was like and then her stockings were so long.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I'm not super super familiar with either. I know Jenny B. Jones.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh, I don't even know who that ju juny be Jones.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Jones is like a sassy girl. Uh and I would
read her books. Was something to say, what does she
look like?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Messy?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
They're always girls like girls are not allowed to be
a mess. I brought up Amelia Badillia to my boyfriend
this weekend. He had no idea who she was.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Dressed the turkey, and she puts clothes on it.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Dust the curtains, she puts dust all over the current.
She should have been fired day one.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
I want to play Amelia Badelia is so badlysh I love.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
You don't know Amelia Vigilia. I know I recognize the name,
but I don't know. She was a maid who was
so bad at her job.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Several books, yeah, several attempts to do good, and people
kept hiring.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Her the same family as far as I know, Yes,
that's I don't think she ever changed family.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
And I wonder if the idea came from typhoid Mary,
because if you know about typhoid Mary, I just learned
this where she is patient zero for typhoid, but kept
cooking for different people.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
She couldn't stop she doing her job. She loved her job.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
She was doing it wrong.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
She was just killing killing people. Yeah, make us dinner murder?
Oh do you say, make you sick?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
But yeah, she was a classic Amelia Badellia type, kind
of stumbling around New York making everyone sick. Yes, yeah,
did you ever watch the Nick?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Oh, who's such a good clive owen. Oh, it's a
kind of it's set in that period, but it's like
a Steven Soderberg directed TV show with like this weird
electronic soundtrack and everything about it is incredible. I think
Carry Coon is in it.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh see, I just okay, I'm not a person who
watches uh things from back in.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
The day period pieces.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yep, I couldn't think of what they were called.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
But I just started watching The Gilded Age, and boy,
oh boy, it's a fun time.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's really fun.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I it's okay, the costumes, the sets, and then the
drama and everyone's like very catty, and Christine Baranski is
having a nice time. And then Miranda Hobbs is there
and she's a spinster and they keep Connor a spinster
and I love it.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's I'm having a nice time watching.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
How much have have you seen? Because I only know
I know of a twist, a very funny twist in it.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Uh oh, I'm in the middle. I think in episode
two of season.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Three, Okay, so you know about the French chef.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yes, it was so delightful. Oh, it's a sheer. It's
a nice time, sounds like it.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
The French chef, he's got a secret.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
He's got a secret.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
He has an accent. He's got a big French accent,
and you're gonna find out more about that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Uh huh okay, and everyone has secret.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
It's and then there's black people and they show like
the statuses of black people within like like black culture.
And I found that to be interesting because I don't
think I've seen that, But I'll I haven't watched a
period piece, right, so I don't know if this representation
was already there.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Had you seen any Downton Abbey.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I had seen the first season of that, and I
remember it's like a soap opera, so it's fun to watch,
and I imagine that's how this is.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Right, Yes, I believe the creator wrote on Downton abby
because you know, when you watch something, you're like, I.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Got to know everything.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
This person's not, of course, of course, but now that
show is like the biggest thing on TV. It seems
like people love a period piece. I don't really get
into them.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I don't either. The future.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I love the future.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I space really yeah? Gravity had too much space
that movie.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I saw Gravity on my birthday. I remember twenty fourteen,
wonderful birthday. Sounds a nice birthday because you're worried about Sandy.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
She's out in space? Will she come back?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Will come?

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Spoiler? She does?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
And does George Clooney, what happens to him in space?
Does he also fly around for the whole movie?

Speaker 5 (08:56):
For whatever reason? I feel like he was in her imagination.
But I don't think that's actually see it.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I don't know you love you love her in space?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
It has so much spain.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I'll see it.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I watch it. It's very compelling and exciting because Sandy's
floating around.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
That's stressful. Will she get down? I spoiled it? Yeah,
you told me she does. I'm sorry. I don't need
to watch it.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Oh no, you should, though I think you'll like it.
But you know what, I get a little miffed about
the future.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Like, Okay, so I watched Back to the Future. None
of it happened.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I think Back to the Future kind of ruined America
because it made a bunch of men believe in the
future that couldn't happen and turned them into losers who
are bullies and annoying. I mean, I think it kind
of created Elon Musk's brain where it's like, oh cool,
stupid car that flies, just dumb shit and nostalgia, and

(09:50):
it's poisoned a lot of men's brains.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well, yeah, there's like a Tesla cafe.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Now, Oh have you driven past this thing?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, it's nasty to look at.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Oh, it's so ugly, just losers galore. They're stupid trucks.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
They're the weirdness. And there's cyby trucks.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
No, it's all these men who like kind of Back
to the Future is their bible. And God bless those movies.
They were perfectly fun, yes, but they didn't need to
poison eighty percent of heterosexual man. I really think it
ruined our generation.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Christopher Lloyd need Is he still alive? Yes, Okay, then
he needs to take a good look at himself and
what he's done to him.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yes, because it was solely him.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
But I guess it also in a way kind of
predicted Donald Trump because the second movie the because he
becomes a president. Yeah, so it's a complicated. Robert Zemeckis
needs to take a look at himself.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I suppose should take a cold, hard look.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah. I drove past that. I'm hoping it closes down soon.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
I was discussing this with somebody, like, what's going to
take over for that once it closes, because it's kind
of a shapeless, hideous building that not a lot of
companies are going to want to move into.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yeah, but hopefully somebody will like move in there and
make it a nice looking building.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
I really would like us to return to a time
where we build buildings with detail and put nice things
on them.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Yeah, plain, yeah, yeah, bums with the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Yeah. There's just a lot of very simple, minimal things.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Do you know what I've had enough with is kind
of what I would describe as a sun drenched cafe,
just like a like a lot of blonde wood. Yes, yeah,
it's perfectly nice, but I've seen enough enough baring. Yeah
it's a little dull. I want so much detail that
it's hard to clean.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh, yes that's what I want.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah, a lot of nooks and crannies, crannies. We need
to get more crannies in the culture on it or missing.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Cranny, missing cranny.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, I think we're headed back in that direction. I
think people getting tired of just being like, oh, flat
walls and concrete floors.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I hope so, and I hope people start decorating their
homes weird again, Like remember that show where a lady
would come in and then she would do things to
your house and nobody ever looked happy about it.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
What was that called? I think the host was in
page something. Yes, Why am I able to pull that
and no other elements?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
I don't know, but I love that and I love that.
I'm like, yes, page what.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Was it called? It was one of the early.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Home in oceans trading spaces.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I think so it was just kind of a bad
title for that show.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
And then is it families decorate for each other?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
I just remember all the reveals. Everyone was like, no,
what if we But that's.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
An inspiration to do something fun, do something.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Put carpet in the bathroom, put put it on the ceiling,
put it anywhere you like anything. Do people still carpet
their homes?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't think. Yes, they do in the Midwest, Okay,
they love their carpet.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
It feels good on your feet, it does.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
But I also think you can get a nice thick rug.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
That's true, right, I think people? Yeah, And then you
don't when you want a new thing, you don't have
to rip up the floor. Yes, you just throw the
rug out right. I think that was the big lesson
we took away from carpets. It's like, well, if you
don't want carpet anymore, you now have to hire someone
to do it. I don't want to hire someone to
do it either.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Get everybody you do unless you know things.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Oh my god, yeah, I have like a loose handle
on my cabinet. I'm like, I don't know what to do,
but that one's easy. Look, who do you think you're
talking to a nice friend.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
So if it's got like a it's got the little
screwing in the back, you can literally just put your
nail in it and twist the nice nails. I know.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Okay, go get a many petty and have them really
go all out. I'll be like, I'm doing my cabinets.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah I need critics. I'm doing my cabinets, And I'm like, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
But it's easy for you to say because you're basically
a contractor.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
I have looked up lots of stuff, and I technically know.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
How to do a lot of stuff, Like I can
hang wallpaper. It is that's tedious.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
It is a thankless tedious task that a nice man
named Wayne does for me.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Now, that's kind of how painting your house is too,
Like you can do it, but it's exhausting and so tiresome,
and you might screw it up and then you'll be
mad at yourself. Yes, I'd rather be mad at someone
that I can leave a review for. Yes.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
I painted the ceiling in my office and I did
a truly just one of the worst jobs. I didn't
tape a single thing off, and I was like, oh,
I can do this, and then the man who came
to fix it was like, you did bad and then
pointed out all the spots that I did poorly, And
I was like, hey, you have the job.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
You don't need to hurt. You need a lesson.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
You're already here.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You're here, Please be nice. I've got a power washer.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
What means do you did?

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh I feel so left you power with these.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Power was power washing the ground.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
The ground you could powerwash like you're outdoor furniture. Sure,
it's fun, and boy, you never know how dirty something is.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Even hosing something off in the yard, you're like, oh,
this is embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
It get this way.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yes, I did need to figure out the levels of
the power washer, because there's one that I guess makes
loopty loops, And so I was doing the ground and
it was like, now there's like all these circle squiggles
and I was.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Like, well, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
I'll leave it like that for a minute. I don't
want to mess it up. But you can just do
the loopty loops just you can have a nice can't
make a design, Yeah, that'll be cool, just raw that's fun.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
What is the purpose of the loopty loop? When do
you need the loop?

Speaker 7 (16:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
I don't know what, Like if it gets other dirt
in a way.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
Nook and Cranny don't do that.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
I don't fingering that Cranny.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Has Nicole helped you with any home projects like she
has with me?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Hmm, I mean you definitely suggested people for me, okay,
like home people. I don't know if people actually like
come over and help you.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
No, But there is that spot that I want to do.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
What's going on with the spot?

Speaker 5 (16:38):
She's got a little spot that's uh, just loose space
and there's nothing there yet.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
It's a basement like half.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Like a cell It was called a cellar when I
moved in Okay, or a flex space Alex's great use.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
You can do it for whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
But yeah, it's like a weird little it's now a
storage space, right, but want.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
To get my little fingis on it. I'd like to
epoxy the floor.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
I'd like to paint the walls, maybe some textured wallpaper
or something.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Turn into a rampus room. Is that what those are called?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Playroom?

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:15):
I think that's a room that's a crazy thing.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
Into a US room or like an all purpose room,
or just like a space where you can go and
like maybe meditate or do yoga if that's what you
want to do from intruders.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Yes, I actually I actually was like, well also because
there's there was like a few weeks where like there
were so many videos about like what do you do
if there was a nuclear explosion?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
If you've seen those videos?

Speaker 3 (17:45):
No, but I'd like some tips. Honestly, there was a
week when this was happening all the time.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, because we're hip on the trends.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
Do you know about that song It's very nice to
meet you.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No, I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
The Pink Panther sounds like my name is pink and
answered really nice to meet you.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Oh of course, interesting you didn't know when I was
talking about it, I.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Can't work on your vocals.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Well, I don't know about that trench. You knew about that,
so I believe you on this.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Yeah, well, we all thought we were going to go
to World War three, so we were people were like,
if if a new comes this way, here's what you do.
But I don't remember all the steps, but basically like
try to find an enclosed space underground. And I was like,
I do have rooms that are under the house, but
also like I guess I get a new door because
you can there's like wind can come underneath, so you.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Don't want that nuclear wind. I don't want that nuclear wind,
right of course. I here's the thing. If a nuclear bomb,
if that's coming for me, take me away. If he
dobson me, okay, take me away. I don't want to
be here. I don't want to live through that.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
What if I get radiation and then like of course,
and then bad stuff happened, and I don't want that.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
That's how I feel about every end of the world scenario.
Just let me be one of the people that is obliterated.
I'm not responsible enough, I'm not good at camping, no food. Basically, no,
I would just be a leech on everybody else. People
are like, how do we why didn't we get rid
of him during the big bomb? So just I don't

(19:19):
want to be What is there to live for? I
don't want to have to and I can't even repopulate
homosexual right here, I'm not going to be.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
I truly was like, can I repopulate?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Let's all take a minute and see if we can repopulate.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
At that's what I was getting. I was like, I
don't want to.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I guess I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I still don't want to have kids, even if the
end of the world. I'm like, nah, this womb is close.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Sorry, I want to live my life.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
I'm too young, just ended I think they want to do.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I like staying up late going out. Oh boy, well okay,
I don't have anywhere to get underground, so I guess
I will die in the nuclear thing.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, I'll die too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
But I have heard that major cities don't actually have
to worry as much because if someone wanted to bomb us,
they would want to bomb our nuclear facilities. So those
are outside of major cities.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh, where is our nuclear facility?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
I guess somewhere far from La. Maybe it's in San Diego.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Oh no, that's no.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I think they kind of put them out in the
desert or something that makes sense, right, Yeah, I'm just
going to have them.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah, why do we have nuclear stuff?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Everyone else has nuclear but nobody should have.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Pinky swear to get rid of it, truly.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Swear. It's so crazy that we can't just say, let's
just not we don't have to worry anymore.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, it's like this impending stress where it's like someone
might actually use their why.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Because of a few nasty people, and I guess we
just get to deal with it.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I feel like it should be like.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
You remember duels, Sure, of course.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I feel like leaders of countries should just fight each other. Yes,
the countries. Oh why why are the citizens involved?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Right?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well, I think if you do that and then the
person who wins and is like, well, now that's my country.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, I think the residents might.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
Be like, hey, I mean, yeah, I don't trust I
could have done better. Oh yeah, he's not doing too hot.
You see that makeup on his hand?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
No, have you seen we believe in the makeup on
his hands?

Speaker 2 (21:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
My boyfriend keeps saying it's only a matter of months.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I'm like, that's what people so.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
People so he's had makeup on his hand, and people
are like, oh, he's getting like infusions or something. And
people have publicly been like months months before this man dies.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I'm just I'm not getting any my hopes.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
So am I getting my hopes up either.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I think he's going to live to about one hundred
and seventy and those that's what the infusions are for.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
I don't think that is like a little cockroach.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
He is a cockroach.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
And that's my impression.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
I mean, speaking of pasts, look this podcast. I was
very excited to have you two here today. I've had
trouble with people in the past. You two to include
people in the past. It's called I said no gifts,
and I was thrilled. I thought Nicole and Sehier will
come by. We had trouble on their episodes. They brought

(22:35):
me gifts, but obviously they've learned their lesson. They're willing
to face me rather than be cowards over zoom and
so I thought, we're just gonna have a nice time
and chat and to move on with our days. Ah.
So I was I was not only surprised. I was
doubly surprised when both of you arrived with what are

(22:55):
clearly gifts.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah, couldn't resist.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Well, here's the thing, he people always say no gift,
Sure they.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Want a gift.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, people, Yeah, people are not people.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I think you're tinition. You are no, okay, sure you're animated.
You're breathing. A tree scratched you your thighs, aroud.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
It's a telltale side. If a tree scratches you.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Can I ask you about your thighs. It was going
on with yeah, why are you why are you thinking this?

Speaker 1 (23:30):
People?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
For being supported?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Well, I was on stage without paints. I could show you.
Would you like to see?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Were you wearing shorts?

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I was in a you know, in an outfit, so.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Or a couple of years ago, I was given a
tunic on the podcast, and when we did our first
live show, I thought I was wearing I should wear
something that I was given And most of the clothing
I've been given is total garbage. So this, the tunic
was kind of the ideal piece of stage where that
I wore for a few lives as I died it
every time. And then I got to a point that

(24:03):
it was died black, so I couldn't diet again. So
I had to get a new piece of clothing, and
Josh Sharp gave me three pieces of ath leisure t
shirts and so I had my friend Danny turn it
into a new piece that I wore on stage, and
I'll show it to you. Is Danny so she sews
so impressive. I'm always Danny commissions, she might do you

(24:25):
need something?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
So, yes, I have a pair of I bought two
pairs of pants that I was gonna put together, but
it's above my knowledge and.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
South, Oh, I should put you in touch with Danny. Please,
She's so good and it's very fun.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
You got a gift, Yes, I got a gift.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Let's see, this is cut off. But that's what I
ended up wearing. Shirt adorable, Oh god bless. It worked
out really well.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
And it dies. They're great. I am a little bit
verry winning.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
The Donald Duck type, but that's what that was.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
Why do all the boy our tunes just wear shirts
and the girls are in skirts?

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Right? Oh? Interesting? What's happening under the skirts?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yeah, lead dick Ford And that's what Disney's taught us.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Wow, Walt so interesting. Yeah, I guess one of the
girls was just wearing a shirt. People would be like,
what's happening?

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yeah, but for no question about these pants as men.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
Yeah, it's totally okay. We live in a poisonous society.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Really, did any of the pooh have any female friends?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Wow, and that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Wait what about the kangaroo?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Oh yeah, she's a mom.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah, she's a single mom. He has a single mom friend.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah, that's nice, very progressive.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
But that's the only woman in his life. Yeah. Then
he has a depressed donkey.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yes, and then Christopher Robin, a.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Human human child, and then a single mom.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
That's the wildest gang.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's really funny.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Loser. They've got to find people in their community.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
They've all been ousted actually, and so they're like, we
like each other found fans.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Well, you've distracted from this gift thing. You threw it
off by focusing on my thighs.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well you want to get in there?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah? Should we get into these things? Who should I
open first? Mmm?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
You can open mind?

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Okay, great, Oh, spill water everywhere. Okay, let's reach into
this bag. Oh it's zipped.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Wrapped it and I will want that toe back back.

Speaker 5 (26:37):
Oh you will have it, wow, Sushiar, the way you
said it, and I will want that to want that.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Okay, that's okay. Oh. I like the feel of what's
about to come out of this. Oh it's a gorgeous hat.
And oh no, this is the tag on it. Look
at that great tag. It's a weed Maps t It's

(27:06):
a collab. I keep saying times on collabs. I'm finding
I feel like I'm a thousand years old weed Map
collab with Robin Eisenberg.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Robin Eisenberg is immediately a great artist.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Oh, I forgot I was wearing headphones and.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
I actually have like some of her pictures in my
house and.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It actually looks problems.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Hold this on my hand.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Very fun.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah, wow, tell me more about this hat.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yeah, I'm a fan of Robin Eisenberg in general. She
also did the art for our friend's cartoon Trackled Down
Dune lap As, a cartoon called second Best Hospital in
the Galaxy.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh yeah, of course, of course.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
And she yeah, she did is collab with weed Maps.
And then I got sent some fun stuff and I
don't smoke weed anymore or consume it. So the things
that have that are more weed heavy I'm giving to
my friends.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
That's very nice. Are you much of a hat wearer?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I am, now yeah, since I mean I kind of
liked hats before, but since I shaved my head a
couple of years ago, I've been like very into hats.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
What sort of hats?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Well, I actually just went to Japan and I found
these like crocheted bonnets.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Oh yeah, and they're very cute.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
And I also like at night sometimes my head gets
cold because of the air, and my scalp is naked.
My head is naked. Yeah, I also have a bucket hat.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Oh interesting. I can't wear a bucket hat.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I think you could.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I look like a creep. No, I don't think men
should really wear bucket hats.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Oh okay. I think that's a hard stance.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
And I like it. Woody Allen is the only he wears.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
A bucket hat, and I guess what.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
He's kind of let's not get into a hat. No.
I feel like women have and always will be able
to wear a bucket hat, and men always look like
idiots in them, reel.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Like beach bros wear bucket hats.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
I feel that a good thing for them.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
It's like a specific type. I think it's like a
vibe thing.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Yeah, Jamiroquai did he wear a bucket hat?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
He wore many hats.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I just gasped.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Because I just watched the making of his the video
of his like hit single.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Was it like the MTV making of.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
I think so? Where the room is moving? Yeah, of course,
and I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
Oh the set slid, the floor wasn't moving, and it
was very hard for me to wrap my mind around that.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Really good.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
This makes me want to go back and watch all
those making of the videos. Those were so fun.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Do those stream I watched something, I watched it on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Okay, I feel like MTV has dropped the ball as
far as letting you stream their shows.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, it's really.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Hard to access like old MTV stuff.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
Well, I've talked about this at nauseum with you.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
So they said, streaming is coming. You can watch anything
you want. No, you can't. I should be able to
watch every.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Single thing that MTV has put out on Paramount plus. Yes,
every diva's live from VH one of course should be
able to watch a Paramount plus. I don't understand why
they take things away, especially they're things that they are.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Yeah, it's very strange.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I mean, now that I bring it up, I wonder
if MTV in particular is hard because of music rights.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I'm sure they made those artists signed things like that.
The lawyer thought already like, yeah, why would I expire?
I'm sure it's like yeah, and.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
I'm sure old bands would be like, yeah, this thing
that I did because I love I would love.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
For people to right, but there's something's going on. I'm streaming.
People should buy more physical meats. That's because they're going
to take it away.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Talking about that, Yeah, we've been talking about it.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
End of time scenario.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, but we don't have physical meaning Oh yeah, but
if the grid goes down, we'll have like a.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
King if you have Blu rays.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
And I'm collecting.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I've just started. I've recently started collecting again because I'm like, well,
I'm not going to pay for the digital rights to
this thing, which they could also take away. Yeah, and
I hate hunting to find my thing. And I also
like to go to a closet and look at what
I have and be like, oh, I know I like
these things.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah, yeah, we could by when the Tesla Cafe fails
by that space.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yes, put up a Blockbuster.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Oh so you haven't talked about the That's a great because.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
I was watching a movie, trying to watch a movie
the other night.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
It was eight pm, and then Amazon said, mah, your
Prime membership doesn't fucking matter here.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
You got to sign up for Amazon Sphere or something fear.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
I don't know what it was, but I was like,
I don't want to sign up for a free trial
for this. This is very And I was like at
that moment, I would have gone in my car and
driven to a Blockbuster to get the movie I wanted
to watch.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I probably picked up a kit of the others. Well
I'm there, I'm already, maybe get some ice cream. It
would cause me.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
To do would cause you to be a consumer?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Also or like why does it Netflix want to make
more money go back to sending us DVDs?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yes, out they're ruining it, Like yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
People, if they could do a package where it's like
I have my subscription to streaming and in addition to
if I choose to buy DVDs.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
I think they don't do that because I think it's
a matter of licensing. I think they when it was
just DVD. Listen, I'm talking out of my ass. I
don't actually know, but I would assume when they were
just sending out DVD's they had licensed a bunch of movies.
So I think they'd probably license the movies they already
have on the platform. I think that would be otherwise

(32:43):
they're spending I don't know, Listen.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I tried this.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
I don't know at all, but I was like, well,
there has to be a reason why they won't send
us DVDs.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
I think the reason is control keeping you subscribing and
really shocked.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's a French chef all over again.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
But I live by Vidiots, which is an Eagle Rods there,
and it's lovely. You go in there and they re people.
They recommend the movies to you. They're like the staff picks.
You're not just like wandering through Netflix for two hours
and settling on a movie where you're like, well, I
guess I'll watch this. That feeling is awful.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, I hate it, really all right, this will do fine.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I have to watch something, yeah, and I've already finished
eating by the time I find it.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Yeah, of course, of course I to those two things up.
If I'm if I'm done eating before the show, and
what am I doing?

Speaker 2 (33:36):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (33:36):
I need my treat throughout the show. It's really frustrating. Well,
I've got this hat now. I don't wear hats that often.
I feel like I need to like go to I
need like more objective sources in my life that I
can go to and they can just tell me the truth. Yes,
I'll be wearing the hat and be like, doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I would tell you. You would tell me I would never
let somebody out in the world where they.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Didn't look good.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Wow, that's so nice of you.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
And then if you're out in the world and I
don't even know you and you look good, I'm gonna
tell you.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Wow. You would tell a stranger.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Oh, I'll chase you damn to tell you your pants
look good?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Oh, you would say if they do look good?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Not yes, Oh no, if you look terrible out in public,
you already made that choice.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Sorry, you look terrible.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's so bad. You look a damn mess.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
You gotta do something about this.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
You look a damn you pit me long suckings bitch.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Oh, can you imagine I'm devastating.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
I would burst into tears. I'd be like, there was
no need.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
But there was no show about that. It was called
like Ambush Makeover or something.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
It was one of those early reality shows where I
think they were like, who cares the feelings get hurt?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Well, there was a lot of things in like the
two thousands where they were like, hey, what if we
hurt people's feelings live on television with an audience sign
me up, let's do that like the Swan, but honestly,
bring back this Swan. You don't know the Swan.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Swan. It's not like, oh, we've gone too far with
reality TV because I leave.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
It lasted one season, maybe too so. The Swan was
a beauty pageant where just normal women from like Ohio, Minnesota, Montana,
all the states, Colorado, New Mexico they come and then
they compete for plastic surgery procedures and then there's a

(35:31):
the Swan pageant at the end for the lady who
has lost the most amount of weight had the best
nose job.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
And they would get into fights being like, you know,
I needed that nose job, bridget.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
And they had to like heal alone, heal alone. They
couldn't see themselves anybody else.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
They like to work out during the healing process.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yeah, like physically dangers.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Yeah, it's psychologically damage.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Then there was another show called Who Wants to Marry
Prince Harry? Fox was at the Prince Yes, So they
hired a man who looked vaguely like a whisper like
Prince Harry told these women from all fifty states that
that was Prince Harry. Would not allow them access to
outside media and would like drop fake newspapers on their

(36:20):
like hotel doorsteps.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
It's like, look at what Prince Harry's doing.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
And then they had psychologists or like therapists being like,
why do you think that's.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Not Prince much.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
They slit these ladies into thinking it was like in
the aughts, the early aughts, the late aughts.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
And then Joe Millionaire.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I loved that it was Joe Millionaire. There was also
Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire? Where the lady ended
up marrying and it was just like, oh, this is
going to be bad. We know it's going to be
bad immediately.

Speaker 5 (36:50):
I only know Joe Millionaire, where it was a construction
worker and they lied to these women he was a millionaire.
And there's the best scene I've ever seen in all
of reality television where he takes a lady out into
the woods and she blows him and they put it
in the like the what is the caption in the caption?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Slurp, slurp. So I wonder where she is now.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
I mean, we're in a tough place as a society
right now, but there are a few things that we've
moved past.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
I think we should go back to it. Slurp.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah. I think Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire was
like an hour long special and you watch them get
married on stage, and then it immediately fell apart because
I don't think he was really a millionaire and he
was like had a dark pass.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
This is what you have to deal with if you
want a millionaire. He's lying and he's a dark path.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Let me try to I'm gonna. I actually think I
can remember the woman's name, Deborah Konger. If that's real,
I should get to marry a millionaire. Holy is that
the woman?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
I like that they are asking, but you have a
computer right in front of you.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
It's only it's I'm not online. I'm not online.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Darva went open my present?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, when when you're present? Okay, let's see what's happening here. Oh,
there are two things. Should I pull out this other
thing in here? Yes, Rabble rouser tattoo Yes? And then
Megababe Daily deodorant.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yes. I ordered the wrong thing. I don't need that. Yes.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
I wanted this anti chaping cream because my thighs live together.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Sure, and you know, right of course.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
It gets a little heated. So I ordered the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
The Megababe Daily deodorant.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yes, And I was like, I it has no aluminum,
and I need the aluminum.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Iking sometimes I do aluminum too. Oh, I think we're
on a bad path, but we can what can we do?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Okay, Well, yeah, I guess you won't use that.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh well, chure, I've got it. I just might like
the one at home. I think is an aluminum Oh.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
I see, I use arm and hammer and it's aluminum
free and it works for me.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
And I'm wondering. I used the dove for men.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
I used dove full of aluminum, full of alumina. I
put it right on and then I can wrap up
my food later get it, and then that's where I
get tattooed.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Rapple rouser tattooed.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Yeah, they're a really great shop, and.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I've been meaning to get a tattoo, but really, yes.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Well I really.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Alana is my artist and I love her very very much.
She's done over ten ten of my tattoos and she
just did one for me. I got a bunch of
butterflies and then a sexy pinup wearing a peanut costume
and that says I love nuts.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
You already got it?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Did she design that?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Oh that's amazing.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yeah. I just sent her a bunch of references.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
And initially I wanted the peanut to be like Missus Peanut,
like a sexy missus Peanut, but she was like, what
if we did a pinup? And I was like, actually,
I really love that drawing. And then I was like,
can we change it to so she's like a little
afro And she was like, yeah, let's do it, and
she like changed it on the spot. And then I
was like, can we make her a little chunkier? And
she's like uh huh, And then.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I think she's really and she's in a peanut costume. Yeah,
oh I love.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
That, with a little cane and gloves.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
How did you find her? Name's Alana? How did you
find her? Because that's been my big thing where I'm like,
I don't know who to trust for a tattoo. Uh,
and then I that combines with all my other mental
problems and then I just keep putting it off. So
I don't know how. But now I mean a good recommendation.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
It is hard to find an artist. But I think
I was just goofing on the internet. Sure, and I
like stumbled across a clip from a reality show. Oh wait,
here's what happened. I was goofing on the internet trying
to find a tattoo artist. I was dating this guy
who was a contestant or like a canvas on a
swan an. He was the winner of the swam loo

(40:59):
looked at incredible and he was like, I know this
tattoo artist who did my perma brows. But no, he
was a contestant on a reality show that I can't remember.
It wasn't ink Master was another one. I think it
was on TLC at the time anyway, and I watched
a clip from it and then I saw her on it,
and then I was like, oh, let me look at
her work. And then I looked at it and I
really really liked her stuff. She does like a lot

(41:19):
of colorful stuff, a lot of like feminine stuff. If
she can really draw you anything you want. And it
is funny that she has done zero color on me.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
And but I think she does a good jabb Someday, Yeah,
maybe one day.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
I only have one color tattoo.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
What's that tattoo? Is it? I'm always like, it's it
okay to ask people about their tattoo. Yeah, of course
some people have very personal tattoos.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
No, mine are all pretty dumb. It is a chili
pepper that says muy galliente. Because I went to Chili's
once and the skillet caso came and the potholder had
chili peppers on it, and I said, ooh, cause it's
wait calliente, and my friend went, no, it's Chili's.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
And I was like, I'm a tattoo that to me?

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Where did you go to Chili's. There's none in La this.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
There is an encino in Sino. It'll be a half hour.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Wait, half hour, that's a long wait. I haven't been
to Chili's in a long time. How was that experience?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
It was great? It was popping. There was so many
youths there and I got.

Speaker 5 (42:16):
The fajitas and they were very fresh. Oh boy, was
I happy?

Speaker 3 (42:20):
I have only good memories of chili's.

Speaker 5 (42:22):
Well, I'm telling you, the ncino one is a nice one.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Interesting, that feels like a little outing.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yes. Also the sizzler in Atwater, Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I know that scissors. I've never been go.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Go.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
They were opened throughout the pandemic. I guess they were
delivering sizzlers.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Oh see, that's so nice, feeding the community fellowship. Good
as sizzler. Okay, I had a nice time at the
salad bar. There was a man checking the temperature of everything.
I said, keep me safe.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
That the c.

Speaker 5 (42:55):
And then I thought the salabar was really nice. The
ranch very good. They have blue cheese and stuff. I'll
fuck with that. And then they have a soft serve machine.
Oh boy, as much soft serve as you can fucking handle.
I'm lactose intolerant. I almost shit myself on the way home.
But it was it would be joyful. I'd be so happy.
I'd be like, I had a nice time, and the

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steak not bad.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I feel like a steak. It's like even a bad one.
It's just like a piece of meat. Ultimately, so if
they cook it decently, it'll be okay, they.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Cook it really to your specifications.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
And I don't think people know like rare medium rare
when they go to the sizzler sometimes because our server
was like, cut into your meat and let me know
if that's what you like to see.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
They didn't ask you beforehand.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
No, they ask you beforehand what you want.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
And I said medium rare and the guy said medium
rare and I said yeah. He's like that's gonna be
really pink in the center and I was like yep,
and then I got it.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
He was like cut into it.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Because I think people will be like medium rare because
that's what they've heard, and they're like, it's not cooked.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
It's hoping to teach you a lesson in that.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Moment, yes, to be like, he really what you want
to see?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Like I said, it's medium, right wow. Sizzler and Chili's. Okay,
Chili's is number one on my list right now. I
want the bottomless chips.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh yeah, the skilly case.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
I feel like they had a fried chicken sandwhich that
was good. But this is all These are all middle
school memories, when my tastes were less mature than they
are now.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Mine never matured. I love just I love food. I
love silly food.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
Sure, steak and shake was my like high school.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Well, we didn't have those.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I really like, I think we have those either. Where
did you.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Grow up, Utah, Utah your Jersey?

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah, you're getting so sheer.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Indiana, Indiana they have been and they had steak and
chicken Indiana. I don't associate that with Indiana.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Where else is it?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Actually the only place I've ever had it was New York. Weirdly,
oh really yeah, because they had opened it became like
a novelty in New York for about ten minutes and
then I'm sure the franchisease and it was grow.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Is it fast food steak?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah, it's like hamburgers, hamburgers, steak burgers and the fries
and shakes. A hamburger steak, Well, I've never no steak, hamburger,
a steak burger.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Yeah, So it's like, I guess a burger just made
out of a different type of beef.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
But is it shape like it's shaped like burger yegg, the.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Thing with no corners, that's.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
A burger unless you go to Wendy's.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Like to say, the shape of the sun, that's burger.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yes, that's burger shape.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
For whatever reason, I really just couldn't get past a
steak burger being a steak with bun on.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Maybe it's like I.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Don't I guess I don't actually know what the difference
between steak burger and hamburger is, but I'm assuming it's
like pure beef, pure beef, pure baby, the pure breath beef.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Uh yeah, that's it. And then they had milkshakes too,
but they opened one in LA and I think that
one there wasn't somebody watching this store.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
And they have a temperature guy.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So sure, do you have any tattoos?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
I have many?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:17):
You both. Now I feel so left out again.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
The last I got was with Nicole because you there's
a tattoo artist who wanted to tattoo you, and You're like,
do you want to come to you? I was like sure,
and I didn't have any ideas. So yeah, I think
I've I've gotten to the point where I'm like, I
don't have any special ideas anymore.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Now I'm just getting random stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
But I do love chairs, like in general, and uh
so I imagined if I were a chair, what chair
would I be? And you know those like peacock like
woven chairs, a throne.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I I got that.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Oh that's great. Is it colored?

Speaker 2 (46:55):
No, it's just black.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
That sounds so cool. A chair. I doubt that many
people have a chair on their body.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Actually, after I got it, I started noticing that.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Chair.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, but like I have a chair, but like you know,
like plastic chairs or like little stick.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Chairs, right, not like that. Yeah, this is pretty ornate.
Yeah that's opulent. That's opulent.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
And you had a tattoo artist to say, I want
to tattoo you.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yes, I've had two. There was Stephanie. I can't remember
her last name, but she was great. She did a
rubber ducky and a floaty on me holding some sort
of drink.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
And then there's an artist named Aaron who's in Atlanta.
And then his girlfriend, Oh god, her name escapes me.
She's incredible. He's also incredible. But he reached out and
was like, if you're ever in Atlanta, let me know,
I'd love to tattoo you. And I was like great,
So he did a lighter on my thigh. And then
his girlfriend, I'll have to look it up because she's
really incredible, and I feel very bad that I can't

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remember her name, you're a I'm so bad.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
She did a rainbow bright. Oh cool, a black rainbow
bright with little afro darling.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Oh wonderful. What were your first tattoos?

Speaker 4 (48:07):
My first one, I think, was this tiger.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Oh. I like that.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
My brother drew the design and then I brought it
to a tattoo artist that's amazing and got it done.
And I was born in the Year of the Tiger.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Okay, perfect.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
And I like tigers in general because they're like strong
and solitary and thoughtful and all that stuff. Yeah, but
I've gotten most of mine in New York. I just
found the place because I lived in the neighborhood. I
lived in green Point and it was there, and I was.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Like, sure it works for you.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
You do mine. Yeah, I got a couple there, mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
My first was too, I have three stars here.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
You have a real toe in the water, dipping your
toe in the water.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yes. And then I have three stars on my ankle
and says loved in the day my mom died and I.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Got those when I was six.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Team Oh my god, so brave.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (49:02):
With my sister's ID, we don't look anything alike.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
And they looked at it, and they went.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Sure, it was a tattoo. It's like, who cares, why
bother checking at all? Was it painful the first time,
that is my that's my one concern.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
I thought it was painful.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
It was like bearable, but I was mostly exhausted after
because I was like flinching the whole time, right, And
I remember like walking to mccaron Park and just like
like die, like zoning out by myself, like I needed
like a breather for a minute, because I couldn't walk
all the way home.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
And yours is pretty big for a first tattoo.

Speaker 5 (49:41):
Yeah, I know I did that, but you wanted a
tattoo I did little.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's a I don't know. I think it
might be about that big. But I feel like people say,
like this part of your arm is not that painful.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Here's the thing. Different spots of where you pick will
be painful.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Oh really yes, So like, uh, I have.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
One here, this bicycle only really hurt when it went
down lower.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Under it.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
Most of that hurt, but like then there were spots
where like over here didn't hurt really at all. And
then I have my butt tattooed, and when the butt jiggles.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
That's when it was like, it was just interesting.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
It would hurt ish, but it would be the strangest
sensation because your butt would be like that and you're like,
oh and it kind of tickles.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
And your butt's never getting hurt like that. Not very
alien feeling.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Very alien feeling. Usually my butt's very covered. I've been protected.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I have the dumbest tattoos on my butt.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Okay, So there's a chili pepper, Mike Cadientay, there's a
hot dog and a hamburger that says sticking in these buns,
an ice cream cone, a lollipop, and a cupcake and
it says it's sweet, just taste it. A lemon that
says when life gives you lemon, suck a dick. Now,
the peanut lady. And then oh, I was just talking
to you about this, a water on a strawberry, and

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a banana that says juicy.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
This is like the salad bar at Sizzler. This is
all food tattoos on your butt.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, that's the that's the food area.

Speaker 5 (51:15):
And then this is the animal area because I got
a bunch of animals.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
And then this is my random one my random area.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
There's just like a library or something. I think that's good.
Keep things organized. It's not chaos. Now, it's not chaos.
Some order to it. Wow, well, I this is I've
never used this sort of deodorant before the roll on
Ball thing because at the live show actually weirdly, we

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were talking about how people put on deodorant. Do you
put it on after or before you put on your clothes?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I put it on before, before.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Before, and I'm constantly frustrated by getting theodre on my clothes.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Right. Yeah, that was a hard lesson for me to learn.
I'm finally doing it after putting on my shirt.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I can't do that because I will forget.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
See, I get a lot. Yeah, what a feeling to
be like halfway to your destination.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yeah, you're like, oh no, I'm stinking.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
You know, I have dieterer in my car.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, I've started carrying it in my back's smart but
then if it melts, there's another issue.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, I have a spray in my car.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Oh that's what I need.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I've never used the spray before, but that feels like
the place for it to be. Oh. Wow, the things we.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Learn, the things we learn by talking and fellowship.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
About how difficult our lives.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Sometimes I don't have to oter sometimes I'm stinky.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
But this is this is a third category. And while
we were talking about it, I asked the audience do
you use a bar or a spray? And we only
got about seventy percent of people participating. The other thirty
percent were probably the roll on ball or people who
don't wear it at all.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
That's insane to me.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
A lot of people don't wear tooda.

Speaker 5 (52:51):
That's I think poor planning. I think it's kind of rude,
too much confidence.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I feel like the logic is often, well, if I
get sweaty enough to stink, deodorant won't help anyway. And
I don't know that that's entirely true. I think that
it the deodorant will help, yeah, and if it's antiperspirant
it will help even more. Yeah. So I feel like
it's just like no, unless you're like playing sports or

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really working out.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
Even still, because it's preventative brushing your teeth every day.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Yes, Wow, that brings up another controversy in my life.
And I'd like to ask both of your opinion. When
you brush your teeth after you spit out the foam foam.
It's foam, the tooth foam. How do you wash your
mouth out? Do you wet the toothbrush and then run
it through your mouth? Do you put water in your

(53:50):
hands and put it in your mouth? Or do you put
your head under the sink.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
I put my hands under the fauce and I put
the water in my mouth. Okay, like I'm a little
animal in the forest.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Very raccoon.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Yeah, very raccoon. It's giving raccoon. I didn't know I
was supposed to do that.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Oh, you just keep all the toothpaste in your mouth,
No nicole, none of the tooth it's just in there.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Spit.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Oh you spit?

Speaker 5 (54:20):
Well, I spit the brushbrush rush and I go, but
no rints. And then I do mouthwash.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Oh okay, so there's there is a rinsing hand. Okay, yeah,
the mouthwash.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I thought you just walked out of your bathroom.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I know, it's how uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
In your mouth? Still, Well, are you spitting and then
putting water in.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Your I asked, because I spit and then put my
head under the sink and get water in my mouth.
And my boyfriend will He's like, oh, he's going down
to the creek to get the water.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Does he say that every day?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Almost everything?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
That's very funny.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
I'm an animal. I think it's perfectly.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Some water.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
I have seen people do that, but it is like
we have hands, we have well things to help.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
But I don't want my hands wet. I can get
the water directly into my mouth and then spit.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
And does it not go anywhere else on your face?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
No, I'm very laser laser accuracy.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I don't. I guess I don't understand. Why do you
not use mouthwash? No? Not often?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Mouthwash for me is more of a like and in between,
or if I'm like, if I really am like, oh
I ate garlic, I should brush my teeth and use mouthwash.
I think those are kind of the categories for me.
Oh interest, but never daily.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I use mouthwashed daily? Wow, apparently multiple times a day
every day?

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Brush.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Yes, you are burning money, okay, Rockefeller, we found we
found the leak in your account.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
I thought you were supposed to use it every day.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I'm sure somebody would. I'm sure the Colgate or whoever.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Mouthwashed company definitely wants to use it every day. Found
a dentists think it's necessary.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Oh, they say they get after you about flossing, which
I'm I could be better at.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I could be better at floss.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
I guess maybe I use the mouthwash because I'm like, oh,
floss as often as I should.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Interesting? Interesting? And how do you How do your dentists
feel about your teeth?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
You know, I had a tough time with the dentister
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Do not go well.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
I hadn't been in like, let's see, I think I
went three years ago.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
See my mom has been dead for like.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Two thousand and three, twenty twenty years.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Or something like that.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Okay, and I had I had to have two wisdom
teeth pulls, two root canals, and I think two.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Crowns or something like that.

Speaker 5 (56:37):
Sure, so that was that was not fun for me.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Those are the worst of the worst.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Yes, But then the next time I went they said
that I was doing good.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Okay, well three years ago, yeah, not that long ago.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Oh and then I had to have my fillings redone
because I had the silver bad kid filling.

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Right, I think I have. I'm getting mine redone next week.
I'm not looking forward to having.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Those teeth renovator.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
I had a couple of read in too. It's like,
I mean, I guess, of course it doesn't last forever.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
I should put something in there.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
All I did this, I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Have to do anything twice ever, twice I got my
Do either of you have a permanent retainer?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I used to, but it fell out?

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh it fell out.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I'm done. Wow, you were crunching horse. I don't.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I guess like the enamel or whatever the thing that
made it stick was like chipping. Oh, and I kind
of like like it's like stuck out and then I
had to pull it out. And then yeah, they had
to like shave down the remnants that back there. But
I do have a like an actual retainer. I just
pop in.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
This is me at night too, because I was told
never remove it, and I said, I'm not being buried
with this thing, and so I got it removed and
I've been perfectly fine. I think it's a myth that
you need it in there forever. Mine is still in there,
still in the annoying.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
Oh, I don't really, you don't notice it.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
No, I've a very short tongue for yourself. You'll be
able to floss so.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Much better for yourself. For myself.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Because you can't floss around those.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
It is hard.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
I have a looper, yeah, you know, but it needs
to bring in an extra tool. Forget about. It's hard.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Water pick sometimes not as often as I should.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Yeah, I like a water pick. I think I like
a water pick too much. Where then I'm like, oh,
this is just fun to do, and then it doesn't
feel like an important thing, and then I don't do it.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
It just feels like good to do.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Yeah, fill it up with water everywhere.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
Yeah, it's like, let it dry.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Not for me, may forget it.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Let me just mouthwash, let me just ruin my teeth, well,
mouthwash ruin my teeth.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
No, I'm saying, let me ruin my teeth.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
By you need to get on Google.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
I think I don't think it's going to ruin it.
You're killing all the bacteria okay, good. Uh. I can't
imagine they're being an issue with that.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I mean I wonder, I hope not. I hope not.
But also I can't I don't know if having those
kind of chemicals in your mouth every day.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Right, they're very strong, they're bacteria killers.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Use alcohol free.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
That's great, okay, but what is in there? That's so strong.
That's not alcohol.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
I don't know, but I really liked the packaging of it.
I think I've showed it to you. It was a
dentist who created it because his daughter's breath was so
stinky and the bottle.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Roaster get her.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Is this like a doctor Bronner situation with all of
the story on the little bit? Yeah, okay, and I
like it.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I feel like the dentist is right at.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Home with me his poor daughter. I know, right, that's awful.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Wow, he's truly exploiting her in the biggest way. I'm
not only making money but being mean.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I hope she sued. Oh well, is there anything left
we should say about tattoos, hats or doo?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Get a tattoo? Okay, where do you onorant? If you're
in the sun, you should wear a hat. I don't
know why we strayed from parasols.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I know is awesome, right wait?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Yeah, oh, let me see tootsy ra.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Let me see too, Zeerra.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
We just talked about tootsy rolls on the podcast. Really, yes,
and I was saying they're nobody's favorite candy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
I actually like a tuttsy roll.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
I don't. Yeah, it's like kind of a candy that
doesn't need to exist because if they went away, know,
nobody would be like, well that was my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
It's true the fruit ones that they make.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I prefer the fruit interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I don't think I've ever had the fruits.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Oh, the orange and lime delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
They're kind of like very accurate to the flavors despite
being around for probably since the seventies or something, you know,
like it feels like good fruit flavors only are It's
like a modern science.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Do you like runs?

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
I love a run I think we just talked about
this on the podcast because I love it. Feels like
chewing on a bead.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Yes, all's dangerous, but like you're not supposed to. Exactly
am I eat eating beads Mummy had on her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Necklace right exactly?

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
I know people were like crunching them. I just like
suck them until they go, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
No, no, no, you crunching them so hard you think
your teeth are in a bridge.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
That's why I don't. I'm worry I'm hurting my tea.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
But I love a runt outside of the banana flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
See, I love the banana flower. And we just talked
about this.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
It's based on not the banana strain we have now,
it's based on the gross Michelle strain of banana.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
Wow, we don't have anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
No, everyone hated it so much.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Well, no, you can still get them, but they don't
you can't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
I think you get them at like a farmer's market
or a specialty market, but I don't think you'll be
able to find them, just like at the Gelsons.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
I want to try one of those. I mean, I
hate that flavor, but I would be curious to see
what the original thing is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I'm sure.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Also, like maybe spread out in an actual banana, right,
which tastes better than like in.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
A compacted, concentrated Yeah, just hitch you. Yeah, it's really
it feels unnatural to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
I love them.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
I do not like bananas, but I love a.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
Banana run interesting and I love breaking them like I'm
like I'm eating a real band.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
That's I mean, it's Unfortunately they're the best shape because
you can really play with that one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Boy, I gotta go get some runs. Do you ember
fun dip?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Yeah? Of course, but the dip was discovered the stick
was gross. Well yeah, root beer flavored or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
No, the white one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Yeah, the white stick was like root beer. Right then
the dip was delicious. Nicole loved the stick.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
I sometimes not even eat the dip hard and just
eat the sticks.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
It's like a nail file that tastes like roots.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
I don't know if it tastes like root maybe maybe
that's why I like it, but I will. I would
just eat the sticks, and if I had two packs,
I would save one stick for dipping and then just
straight up eat the Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I would just pour the dust into my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Oh, how I'm civilized totally.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Another See, we could be good because you could just
take the dust and I'll take your stacks.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Exactly what if it dust and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
I'll take your sticks? What a wild thing to say?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah, fun dip. Do they still make it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
It's probably one of those things you have to go
to like a real specialty candy store to get. At
this point, it probably costs like nine dollars. It's like,
what am I doing with my life?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Well, should I eat my TOATSA? Why did you bring
the TOTSI roll? Just for fun?

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
So I put your gifts in the bag, my little
aftercare bag from my tattoo, and when I was thinking
of gifts to give, I was like, well, I'm never
going to return that because I never returned anything to Amazon.
And I was like, oh, I will bring the little
Tattoo card and then that was in there and I said,
I bring that too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Oh very nice. I'm actually not gonna eat it right now.
No one wants to hear me chew on a totty roll. Okay,
you ask for it, watch what you wish for, and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Will common are gonna be like we hated that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
And the totsy pop is under the same umbrella as
how many likens the owl? I like that owl one
two three, three, Wow, we know that commercial?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Love it. I'm really enjoying the Oh I'm so glad.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I feel that they only come out around Halloween. I
guess they're always out, but no one really pays attention to.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Do you think the person who created that commercial still
gets some sort of like residuals?

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
No way, or like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
The holiday commercial for the Hershey Kisses where it's ring
a ding d.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
How do residuals and commercials work if you create them,
like if you write them, I.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Feel like you get nothing right. I feel like the
commercial world is pretty cut throat. Yeah, although if you're
in a commercial you get residuals, yeah sort of, but you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Know what, they probably don't.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
They're probably like at a like an ad agency, right
doing their job.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Yeah, and then.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
The only thing you get in residuals is like going
to holiday parties. And when it comes on it's like
I did that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
I'd be proud to say I made the owl.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Me too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
It's an icon. He's a Nicon, Nicole. I just want
to also say, you should return your things to Amazon.
This company. I know, we've got to exploit them as
much as possible. I know, and it's you know, drive
it over to wherever and return it. They're taking advantage
of you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
They are.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
But I did just cancel my prime so I can
be more so I was, and I was like, I'm
gonna I would just order things.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Of course, and then where is Why isn't it here?

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Don't I?

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
And then I was like, why am I being like this?

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Why am I so annoyed when like things aren't shipping
fast enough? And I was like, also, I would just
order things because of the free shipping. So I'm hoping
I become more intentional with what I order, and I
don't order as much garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
That's really a smart way to set a boundary for yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I'm trying because I just feel like we're zipping through
life and being angry and ordering whatever we want, creating garbage,
and I don't want to obviously, I'll be a part
of it a little bit like I don't want to
be fully part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah, finding any tiny way to not be part of it,
I think is probably smart.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
I would love to like buy things in stores, but
stores don't have things anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
But then I have to be like, I'm sorry, can
you get me?

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
That mess scare and it's like understaff, so you have
to wait forever someone to come back.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I want to leave bothering some poor employee. They just
wants to be looking at their phone, and they should
be able to they should. I'm so glad I'm past
the time of the jobs I had where I could
have looked at my phone, because the temptation to be
on your phone at that sort of job must be on,
oh my gosh, just over the top. Yes, And then
if you have to just stand there and not look
at it and be bored at your cash register, or.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Whatever where you can't even sit down.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
They will you sit down?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Why don't we let Cashi's ridiculous?

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Is so strange, although I guess you know, all the
science are about sitting down and how it's dangerous or whatever. Yeah, yeah,
so maybe standing nice have an option? Yeah, like there
should be a chair that appears every fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Minutes for a few minutes, a chair break. I think
at aldis they're allowed to sit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
Oh interesting, they should be able to sit on one of
those like lifeguard chairs, so they're above.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
The Oh that's nice, you get all that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
I should have a stick to move the items. Make
it fun, or the conveyor belt should.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
Go up to them, and that's you know, nice fun architecture.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Right, this is how we revive brick and mortar again.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I want to see it ride that right, make.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
It deeply complicated. Well, I think we should play a game.
We're gonna play a game called Gift or a curve. Sorry,
but what.

Speaker 5 (01:08:02):
I keep gasping and I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
I keep pulling a gun. The listener doesn't know. But
I think we should play a game. I needed a
number between one and ten from YouTube?

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Did she ala?

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
And then do we have to Is it one number
that we both agree on or two numbers?

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
It's simply not important enough. Great, Okay, I have to
do some like calculating with that number. So right now,
you can promote, recommend, do whatever you want. I'll be
right back.

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Oh, we have.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
A podcast called best Friends.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
I almost just said, what should we promote? You know
we're here to promote our podcast. Yes, best Friends. It's
on Headgum.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
So we release everyone every Wednesday. We take listener questions.
You can email us, you can call us.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
We have video episodes on YouTube now.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
Yes, yeah, and we're having a great time. We took
a little hiatus no' back. Hiatus.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
You're saying that perfectly. It's a wild word, hiatus hiatus.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
It requires a like real knowledge of vowel. Yeah, because
it should be hiatus, hiatus, hiatus, hiatus hiatus. It is
like kind of a sleek, fashionable word to say hiatus.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
I wonder if it's derivative of like a different language.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
Sure, that's franchatus feels Greek or something. It was pretty
like bare bones Greek. I am going to look that up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Hiatus hiatus.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Yes, let's see here. Hiatus etymology from Latin.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Yeah, of course, it's a lot of root words are
from the Latin.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Yes, okay, and I should uh. While we're promoting Listener,
we have new merch on exactly right store dot com.

Speaker 5 (01:09:46):
Can I just say, I love that you said listener,
like one person.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
This controversy, This has been a big controversy because the listener,
they all feel like there should be a name, you know,
like people fan names or whatever. And there have been
various things. And I recently pitched that they should be
called secret wives, and a lot of people responded in
a good way. But then other people said things like

(01:10:12):
gifties or whatever. But I think secret wives wives is fun.
I would love to be a secret wife.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
I would yeah, keep me a secret, caught me out
every now and again.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Have you seen Hunting Wives?

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
I saw the first episode. It's wild. Boy, Oh boy,
it's a wild show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
I finished it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
It is top to bottom, one of the wildest pieces
of media I've ever watched.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Yeah, I need to finish it. It's I wouldn't say
that it's quality. I wouldn't say that it's like a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It's fun.

Speaker 5 (01:10:43):
Yeah, juicy, truly choices were made, the wigs.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I don't want to be rude to the person who
worked very hard.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
They're probably gonna rush.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
They Yes, let's not rush the wigeticians.

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Yes, let's not rush the hair department because those lines,
the hairlines were hard.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
You're going to get hunting wise.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
I have another thing to promote, well, you do really?

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Oh watch Long Story Short? Oh yes, a cartoon that came.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
On Netflix for Lisa head A Walt.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Yeah, yes, Long Story Short.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
I think it came out the twenty second of August,
but all episode season one are streaming now.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Oh, very nice. People seem to be loving the show.

Speaker 5 (01:11:24):
Yes, it's had such a positive response, and that's just you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Know, lovely. Of course, it's it's so sad.

Speaker 5 (01:11:30):
When people are like painted it and you're like, all right,
worked hard on it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Why do you hate it?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Speaking of Lisa, the tattoo I want to get is
a drawing she did of my dog. I loveday. But
it's all coming together. It's all Long Story short. Everybody
go watch that. Listen to the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Watch the podcast, and I also have another podcast called
why Won't You Date Me?

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Also on I Never Heard of It?

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
And another podcast called ninety Day Bay. When does this
come out?

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
September or something.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Okay, you missed our live show for ninety.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Day Bay, what day of September?

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
No, it's August thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
First, forget it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
We're having a guest. His name is Sarper. He's from
the ninety eight universe. He's been on the show. He's
going to do stand up. Oh wow, it should typewriter. Okay, well,
maybe you get the because I think it's up for
two weeks after so maybe still streaming tickets are two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
I just emailed Dynasty saying how long does the live
stream last after the live show? And now I've got
my answer before they've responded two weeks. Two weeks, so
hopefully they can watch that. And uh, okay, I think
we've promoted everything several times. Great. This is how we
play Gift a Curse. I'm going to name three things,
and you're each going to tell me if it's a
gift or a curse and why. Then i'll tell if

(01:12:44):
you're right or wrong. And you're kind of competing with
each other, and I have the true answers, so be careful,
be very careful, and this will drive you apart. Okay.
Number one this is from one of our Patreon listeners
Web someone named web gift or a curse Panda Express, like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
A gift card or like actual food from Panda Express.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
All website was Panda ex Express.

Speaker 5 (01:13:11):
I think they mean the food, and I think it's
a gift. If you want Chinese food and a pinch.
You're in the mall, the Burbank mall, walking around, you said, ooh,
I got a hangering for fried rice.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
But I don't have a lot of coin in my pocket.
I'm going to Pan Express. I don't love Panic Express.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Sure, but for others gift, Okay, I would say curse
because it feels like this person wants you to shit
your pants.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
I feel like if.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
They really wanted to get you some Chinese food, there's
so many, so many options other than Panda Express, and
it feels like maybe it was a rushed gift or
a last minute Maybe they were walking through the mall
they're like, eh, this, yeah, it's been very thoughtful.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
How to say curse?

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
So shere's correct. It's a curse. Okay, And look, Nicole,
I totally understand what you're saying. But I feel like
Panda Express has a real responsibility. All I ever want,
I mean there's those times where you're like, I basically
want mall Chinese food, and unfortunately Panda Express has dropped
the ball on quality. They've taken over every mall with
their brand and it's just not that good. But that

(01:14:19):
when that type of Chinese food has done well, Oh
what a great junk food to eat. You know, it's
like fried orange chicken, fried rice. I want that so badly.
I mean the mall and my only option is Panda Express.
It's airport food. They've got to do better.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
I've got to do better.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
Okay, so Shira's ahead. Number two. This is from another
one of our Patreon listeners, Vanessa. Gift or a curse.
When a stranger uses hand gestures to help.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
You park, an absolute curse. Get the fuck away from me.
Either I'll do it or I won't. It's none of
your business.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Go away.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
It happened to me pretty recently. I saw a spot
definitely very very tiny. My car ended up touching both
cars that I parked in between, and this man came
out of his home to go, you won't fit there,
you won't fit there, And I said, watch.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Me if I spent twenty minutes getting into that spot,
get away, go home, go inside, get off my back. Dude,
that's a curse. I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
I would also say a curse mostly for the embarrassment.
Don't look at me while I'm doing this, Like anytime
anyone watches me do a thing that requires skill or concentration,
I fuck up. Whether it's parking or or organizing something
or like if it's a delicate thing, I don't want
to know you can see me, so please you can

(01:15:51):
actually help me by walking away.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Oh, pulling up in front of a restaurant to park.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
And then everyone's like turning like they stopped literally stop eating,
stop talking to you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
Oh ak to what you're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Please, so curse from both of them. Yes, you both
get that point. Curse mind your own business, get out
of here. I don't know if they're trying to sabotage
you trust this person. What if they do want you
to run into something? I agree, right now, guess it faster.

(01:16:24):
Uh yeah, so curse, mind your own business, get out
of here. If it's somebody I know.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
Sure, unless I've asked, yes, don't yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Okay, so uh let's see two to one. Interesting okay,
and now this is from an anonymous person. This must
have come from an Instagram Live person. Gift your a curse?
Someone shaving their beard after they've had it for years, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Gonna say a curse. Why you tricked us? We all
got used to a certain face. Who is this person?
You've changed and sometimes changes for the better a lot
of times not a lot of times. The beard is
hiding something and now you've revealed it and we have
Now we have to be the judge of if we
like it or not.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
So I say, stick to your roots.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Literally, yeah, curse, don't cut that shit off. No, because
I feel like people with facial hair usually go through
life without facial hair. They're like, I'm gonna shave it,
and then they grow a beard and everyone goes, oh
my god, Diva.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
You look so good.

Speaker 5 (01:17:34):
Yes, you never looked better, and why are you trying
to go back to what you look like all regular
and shit?

Speaker 3 (01:17:41):
No, curse, it's a curse. Absolutely. I feel like, if
you've had a beard for less than two weeks, you
can you're free to shave it off. But after that
point we've all gotten used to it. Yeah, we all
have enough to deal with already. We don't need to
readjust to your face. So keep it. You're trapped with
that thing unless you're like witness protection moving to another

(01:18:02):
country and we'll never see anybody. If you're going to
cut chop your beard off, chop shave it off, you
have to cut everyone out of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yes, I agree, because I.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Don't want to see your face. Yeah, it's so und fair.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Also have you seen those videos where like dad shave
their beards and their babies start crying. Yeah, it's like
because you're a different person. Yeah, that's the instinct adults
have too. We just are nice about it, but it's like, yeah,
who is this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Who's the person's house? Who is this?

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Right? Right? Well, Nicole, you lost.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Yes, and that's okay everything try.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
And you made some beautiful points.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
And you defended Panda Express.

Speaker 5 (01:18:40):
I will say I did say Pana Express is a
is not a gift to me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Right right, but someone in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
It's not a personal endorsement. It's just that if you
like it. Yes, And I think we should close all
of them down unless I feel like they need to
get on the ball. Now. Analys has their gift O
a caurse they're going to do one and we all
have to speak to it and they have their answer,
you know, just to be fair on at least, what
are we talking about today?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Gift or a curse?

Speaker 7 (01:19:09):
When the Traders win on the Traders.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Oh interesting? Do you want to go? Or should I go?

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
You can go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
When the Traders win on the Traders, I think it's
a gift. I think it's nice to see evil win.
It's also the point of the show. When people on
the Traders get upset about being betrayed or any of that,
I think you must be a nightmare in real life.
You're playing a game and you're still upset about the

(01:19:39):
rules of the game and how it's supposed to be played.
I want to see the Traders win. I want to
see everyone get betrayed and some sneaky villain when I
will say, I kind of dropped off with the Traders
when they started bringing in celebrities. I want to see
real people betray each other. And I think they're doing
a new season like that, so I'm excited. But I'd
like to see a Trader win. Why not the villain

(01:20:00):
always more exciting.

Speaker 5 (01:20:02):
I've only watched one season where the Faithful's one. I
would like to see a Trader win because I guess
I could.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
I could go back and watch it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
But yeah, the game is lying to people's faces. And
if you can lie so good, you're a sociopath. And
also you deserve to win.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I don't want to see a bunch of dorks win.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
See someone pure evil in money. So yeah, a gift, right, Yes,
the trader's winning a gift.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Yeah, I would agree.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
I also want to see a trader when I like
when people who are good at something, when like American Idol.
You know, if someone has a good voice, we want.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
To see them win.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
If someone is skilled at building a house, we want
to see them win. Someone is skilled at tricking people
what they should win. Yes, they executed their talents in
a way that was better than everybody else, so they
should win.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
And when they do a normal since season, if a
trader wins, we all know to stay away from that
normal person because they're not normal.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
But Nicole, this is where I disagree. I think they're
just playing the rules of the game. Yes, they've been
given permission to be a psycho.

Speaker 5 (01:21:12):
Yes, But I think normal people when they go on
television and act the part and they're the villain and
they're like wild, I'm like that was deep in you
and you wanted to unleash that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
You don't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
I don't think you're nice to people in your life.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
I think this is me just trying to defend myself
because I think I would win the game as a Trader.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
I also think I would.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
I think you would.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I think I would.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I think it's just like, well, I know how to
work the game, and I've been given permission. In real life.
You can't be a psycho. You have to be nice
to people. Yeah, and I'm surrounded by psychos playing Traders
in real life. I'm like, save it for NBC or
for NBC.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
Don't do you think into relationships have ended after a
Trader one and they're.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Like, interesting, you played that way too well, or like
in a few years after someone does get murdered and
they do the dateline, that will be the first red
flag of the family will be talking about, like and
he really loved that the Traders was there was s Yeah, well,
uh on a least, what do you think.

Speaker 7 (01:22:14):
We're all gonna end up on dateline? Because you know what,
it's a gift, nice, good nice. You know, it's so
so rare, you know, it's so rare to see the
bad guy win in real life, you know, like we
were always seeing good things happen in this world. You know,
why not just let some bad things happen every once
in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
The point of reality TV exactly watching horrible do horrible
people do horrible things non stop.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Do you watch Love Island?

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
I mean, how many episodes are there?

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I don't know. Apparently there's like one every day or
something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Like you have to retire in order to watch it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
So how these people are watching?

Speaker 5 (01:22:47):
I haven't seen it either, but I keep seeing like
memes and like these people seem like fun.

Speaker 2 (01:22:52):
I'm like, I think I gotta start watching it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
It's just like it feels like a job you watching.
No I have.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I don't. I don't even know where to find it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
I know, I don't know where to find from Teacock,
of course, but so many people I know do watch it.
I'm like, I guess maybe they're just better with time management.
They're like, okay, and I check in to watch Love
Island for an hour every day, and then I get
to talk to my friends about it, and every time
that gets brought up, I just have to back away
because I'm like, well, I know it's like weird people
having sex with each other on.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
A night hot people fucking and then like being vaguely offensive.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Right, Great, well, this is the final segment of the podcast.
We need to answer listener email people writing into I
said no gifts at gmail dot com, or they're sending
voice notes for finally getting some voice notes you have.
They have to be sixty seconds long and in a
quiet room. So just keep those two things in mind.
If you're capable of those two things, you can send

(01:23:47):
in a voice note.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
It has to be at least sixty seconds No, just.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Under Oh okay, it has to be at least two
hours long.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
To be in New York City in the middle of
the street.

Speaker 3 (01:24:01):
Under sixty seconds long. But we're gonna read one today.
Will you help me answer listener question? Yes, okay, this
is highbridger and well meaning but disrespectful guest. We'll put
an s on there. Guests, I absolutely hate talking on
the phone, and yet there are some people in my
life who want nothing more than to be on the phone.
The worst is when you're texting with someone and they
just jump right into calling you in the middle of

(01:24:22):
your text exchange. If it's during the workday, I often
REPLI sorry and a meeting, can't talk. But how do
I curb these people from calling at all without being
totally rude? Sincerely, Beth?

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Well, if you actually are working, or if it is
the workday, yeah, that's a that's an acceptable boundary to place.
Maybe are there hours where this person is okay having
phone calls, Like from five.

Speaker 5 (01:24:46):
To eight, I six hours for phone calls.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Sign if you really are like working a nine to
five and you're like, I'm okay texting, but I truly
don't have the capacity to have a phone.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Call right now.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
Right're like, yeah, I get off to work at five
for whatever, and then I want to start like winding
down for bed around eight thirty. So within those hours
I could take a call, but please don't try to
call me after that or before during the day because
I will be at work.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
This person seems like they don't want to talk on
the phone at all. Phone calls, Yeah, especially in the
middle of do either of you do that you're texting?
And so I feel like that that's one place I
actually kind of makes sense when you're like, oh, actually,
I just need to explain this and we're already communicating. Yeah,
a random call is a little bit tougher, but a
random FaceTime is no.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
No, a random face time is so scary. Why do
you want to see me such a.

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
That's always I'm like, ah, why, Yeah, this person seems
like they don't want to be on the phone at all.
I think close friends you can just be like, hey,
I'm really only talking on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Do you mind if we just keep it to text?

Speaker 5 (01:25:53):
People who aren't as close, I think you can absolutely
be like, oh, I can't talk right now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
I would just constantly I can't talk, and.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Eventually they'll learn or just become so unpleasant to everyone
in your life that they don't try calling you. Yeah,
or get rid of the phone if you don't want it, Yeah,
got your emails.

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
Sorry, I have a phone here, Lie to everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
I don't have a phone plan. I only have a
text plan there. I don't have voice calls on this phone.
I'm so sorry, God, bless.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
That should be offered. It should be, but I mean,
I'm sure Beth would be first in line. But yeah,
I feel like all she has to do is just
be rude, unpleasant to coworkers of friends. So slowly cut
people out of her life, maybe betray her family. There's
there's so many ways to get people to stop communicating
with you, and why not just go for the throat.

Speaker 2 (01:26:45):
Or maybe just always have your phone on do not disturb.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
That's what I do. Yeah, it's frustrating for some people
in my life, and they can deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:54):
That is That is good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
The phone on my terms feels incredible, except for a
Caationally you're like, oh, well, now this is annoying because
I have to call them back and whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
But Beth will not call back calling call Yeah, and
then if it stays on do not disturb, they'll call back.

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Oh did you call again? You gotta tell me what
it is. Yeah, what's going on? Tell me?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
And I guess you can turn on turn on, do
not to serve for particular people, right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Yeah, if you have it like where if you only
want certain calls or texts from certain people, they can
be in a group or that it'll go through they
do not serve, right, Everybody else goes straight to voicemail.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
I want it so I can assign when particular people call,
they hear a loud piercing scream or some some horrible noise. Wow,
just teach people a lesson. I don't know. That's a
new feature Apple should look into. They still haven't changed
the photos on the iPhone. Do they readd the photo app?
And it's horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
I hate it. I don't like it. I've gotten used
to it, but I don't like it. I'm still I
don't mind anything.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
I don't understand why they can changing ship like that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
It wasn't want that worked for everyone. Yeah, you know,
it's chaos.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
Honestly, what they should do is come out with like
iPhone original and it's just the way it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Was just a classic. The company should be ashamed.

Speaker 5 (01:28:16):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Really a bad move on their part. But maybe this
podcast will make the difference. Tim Cook reach out. Uh, well,
I've got my gifts. I will do with them as
I please. Although you will be getting your bag back.
We know you're getting the back back.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
I need that bag back.

Speaker 4 (01:28:33):
It's my grocery bag.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
I'm doing this on camera.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Oh thank you, proof it's happening. What are you talking about?
You don't go grocery shopping.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
I love grocery shopping.

Speaker 5 (01:28:44):
I don't because I get too hungry and then I
buy the things I don't need.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
But it's so fun wandering around the store and seeing
all the products.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I'll just over buy. I have so much rock and
food in my house.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Oh interesting, see, I don't buy it. My fridge is
essentially empty, so there are only a few things I
do buy, and then I just get to look at things,
have my little trip.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
But then I'll just buy everything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Go ahead and buy anything.

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Last time I was in Albertson's, the ritz Bits peanut
butters were so far back that I had to wait
for a toll to walk through the aisle.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
And I said, what can you reach that for me?
I don't want to go through that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
It just how you meet people, asking them to reach
shelves for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Okay, I have all the friends. Okay, Beth, come.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
Well, thank you both for being here. Thank you and listener,
the podcast is over. That's your problem, not mine. I
am moving on with my day. I've had my TUTSI roll.
I have to get home and sit around, So get
on with your life. I love you, goodbye, I said.

(01:30:00):
No Gifts is an exactly right production. Our senior producer
is on Alise Nelson, and our episodes are beautifully mixed
by Ben Holliday. The theme song is by miracle Worker
Amy Mann and we couldn't do it without our booker,
Patrick Cottner. You must follow the show on Instagram. At
I said no gifts, that's where you're going to see
pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't

(01:30:23):
you want to see the gifts in?

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Why did you hear? Funna Man myself perfectly clear? When
you're a guest to me, you gotta come to me empty.
And I said, no guests, your presences presence in and

(01:30:47):
I already too much stuff, So how do you dare
to survey me

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