July 13, 2022 • 41 mins
We're not sure if it’s us or the atmosphere of Gratification Station, but we really bring out the best (or is it the worst?) in people for this episode on guilty pleasures. Friends of the podcast, old and new, are the stars of this flight.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I have the same Let's go to a man one
ready for the same launch. Welcome to in Our Own World, baby.
(00:34):
It is an exciting night. And as we are here
greeting you, we are receiving calls. Okay, so we've officially
opened up mission control tonight. Emily and I were feeling
inspired and we took a trip to Irritation Station last
week and we're like, you know what, let's take a
pit stop to the station right next to Irritation Station,
Gratification Station, and let's talk guilty pleasures. Ah. Yes, I
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like that also because I was kind of like miffed
off after after laff Is that a word miffed off?
It is? Here we go our first call answer it. Hello,
Welcome to in Our Own World podcast. Hello, Hi, how
are you good? How are you amazing? How are you
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doing tonight? Doing okay? How are you girl? Great? I
want to give you a congratulations because you are officially
the first caller to call into in Our Own World enterprises. So,
as you may have heard, we are taking a flight
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today to Gratification Station after our episode last week, and
we want to hear what your guilty pleasure is, what
my guilty pleasure yes, ma'am, traveling. Why is that a
guilty pleasure? You should be happy about that. I think
traveling is one of the best ways you could possibly
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spend your time. It's the greatest, greatest investment of your money,
absolutely alone. What's your name, Lisa? Lisa? And where are
you calling us? From Boston? Emily and I both lived
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in Boston. We love it. They're so so, so so
much real. Yes, that's actually part of our genesis story.
We didn't actually meet and we lived a couple of
blocks away from each other in Boston, but we both
met in Miami. So there you go, a little snippet
just for you. Well, Lisa, thank you so much for
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giving us a call tonight. We really appreciate you. Thank you.
I appreciate you, guys. Great night, Thank you, Lisa, good night,
bye bye. Lisa was our first official collar baby. Lisa
from Boston. She'll always be special and in my heart
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yes and in mind. But why are you growling at Lisa?
I'm sorry so much, passion, it's guttural. I want to
call back people because we had like a but the
problem with that is that we have a call right
and do it. Hello, Welcome to in our own world podcast. Hello, Hi,
(03:36):
how are you good? Good? Wait? Is this the recording?
I don't know if you're pranking me? Like you get that? Dad?
What's going on? Listen? We prank a lot, but this
is not a prank. This is a real deal. Okay,
what's up you guys? What's up? Welcome? Thank you, thank
you for the welcome. Of course, we're taking a trip
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to gratification station, and we're asking all of our passengers
to share with us. What is your guiltiest pleasure? Oh,
oh my god, your test pleasure gives pleasure bags and
bags of blow pops infinite. Oh you know what, dude, Honestly,
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mine are gushers, Like I will eat gushers on gushers
on gushers if you know you like you know, your
teeth might fall off and you might get diarrhea for
a week. Like you're gonna do it anyway. Okay, Now,
what's your favorite flavor of blow pops? I like carry,
but sometimes when my tongue had too much, I'll do watermelon. Watermelon,
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that's what she says. Okay, blow pops. I love that.
Thank you so much. And do you like outer space?
I love outer space so much? I really do. I
love galaxies and I know you have a tattoo just
like mine. Oh what tattoo that galaxy? Want? I have
it like on my side? Oh you gotta send me
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a pick girl, DM me that h Yeah, man, I
have bonuts and everything, I just don't have color. I'll
send it to you. It revibing on the same way
for sure. Well thanks for taking my call. I wasn't
sure what this is going to be. Well there you go.
Here we are, baby, Thank you, thank you so much.
Have a good night. All right, send me that picture.
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I'm serious. I want to see the galaxy chat. I'll
send it to you now. No one gets jealous. It's
by my underwear on the side, okay, alright, alright, alright,
the blow pop gets rowdy. Good night, yeah baby, Oh
somebody hold on a minute. Okay. So you know how
they voicemails do that thing while I sound really I
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just love to age myself on this show. But anyway,
voicemail does that thing where they put the voicemail into
texts that you can read it, and I just I'm
reading something that says, Dolly, I think this is one
of your pranks. And I think somebody called this and things.
We're lying and I feel like we should call them back,
or let's listen to the voicemail first at least a minute. Okay,
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you're just trying to think how many of motherfucker's end
up calling him leaving the tea? Let's call them. Yeah,
let's call him back. Let's call him back, right the
fun now you know what? Just so you know, I
love you, love you mean it? Are they going to answer? Though? Oh?
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Here we go. Let's should we prank them? Like almost
as it's wald Green's then almost too medicals young what?
Oh yeah, it wasn't a prank, but now it is.
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It wasn't a prank, but now we're pranking you. Oh yeah,
of little faith? He have little faith? What is your name? Ye?
Of little faith? What are you? Meat? I left it
ten times? Oh I'm sorry, but you know what? Barbie Barbie, Hey, Barbie,
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Barbie Barbie. But I'm here better contenta that's my favorite song?
You got it? Baby? Oh yeah? Let me ask you something.
What's your guilty pleasure? You have to leave the room.
I'll tell Jim. Okay, I'll leave. I'm leaving my Emily
all right, I'm bye bye I'm gone. She didn't lean
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the room she leaned the more it should be a
Barbie sandwich in between mommy and daddy. Barbie, you're my
kind of goal. It's a space commander and with a
very urgent message from the future. It wasn't until this
moment in the future that I realized that Barbie was
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speaking about my mom and dad. You will answer for this, Barbie.
Please call us back. We have much to discuss over now.
Oh man, we'll listen. Not a prank at all, and
we're so grateful for your call. But that's for the
next episode. I know it. Well, that's what I'm gonna say. Now.
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You're gonna be careful now because Queen Mom. Now you're
on Now you're on your mothership. I know you're not
going to air it because your mother will kill me.
That's what you think. My mother is crazier than their body.
Thank you, Thank you, Barbie. By Barbie know what's going on?
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Oh my god, Barbie and Lisa. I feel like I
got myself a girl gang. I feel like we're gonna
have enemies though. No, okay, hold on, we have one
more voicemail. We have another voicemail. Okay, let's see what
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was that a voicemail tip calling you back from in
our own world. When we missed your call, we felt
we were in a swirl. We wanted to give you
some love and some kisses. And this is the call
that you done and missus. Thank you call us back
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in our own world. Let you miss you call us
back right now. Hey we go, We're got thank you.
I love that song. We're getting a call. All right,
we're getting a call from Lena. Oh, let's see call
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from towcess. Press one to send a voicemail Press two.
Good evening. This is in our own world podcast headquarters.
Hi find to say my guilty pleasure? What is your
guilty pleasure? My starts smell good sometimes? Do you sniff
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them extra deep? Um? Yeah, somebody everybody say you're guilty pleasure?
Goes for a podcast My guilty pleasure? Um, what's your name?
What's my name? Come on, you gotta own your guilty pleasure? Sarah, Sarah,
what's your guilty pleasure? When I'm on a day with somebody,
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and like they moan after every like when they're like
like when they really enjoy the food, Like when they
really enjoy the food and they're just like, oh yeah,
like they do like insane insane sound. I can see that.
I can see that. I can see that. Okay, okay,
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oh my gosh. And we had a miscall just then
and just now from a number. Let's see if I
can um see who it was? Oh they call they
think they's as soon as they called that was? That
was wow? Yeah, you know what the fart one? Yeah? Wow,
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hashtag the fart one? Whoa. I don't know who that was,
but God bless him to hold on. We just got
a voicemail and I don't know what it is. Let's
see always. Oh that's love that. Thanks for the thinks. Girl.
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Should we call this person back? Why? I want to
always be a girl boss and slave. I just want
to be here. Okay, you can take this one if
you want to be her friend. Hello, Hello, how are you?
You're lying? I haven't said anything. How am I lying?
That would be okay, fake? Get me fake? No, it's real,
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it's real. This is Mission Control in Our Own World podcast.
Who are we speaking to? Jane? Hi? Jane, Hi, Hi Jane?
How are you being? Oh? Yeah, tell me what's your
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guilty pleasure? Um? So I used to like when I
was younger, I used to like eat butter by itself.
I feel like we've all done that. Can I have
a confession moment here with you, James, since you gave
us one, I'm gonna give you one. I used to
do that, but with cream cheese. Yes, so I can
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address your cream cheese. Done? Catch up? Okay, we gone
catch up? All right? Okay, alright, but like with a
cracker or just by itself. No, I used to put
it and bread like I used to toast it and everything. Okay,
all right, I can see that. I can see that. Okay, Jane,
Chef Jane in the house. Oh yes, Chef Jane, thank
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you so much. How are you today? Are you having
a good day? Yes? It was my friend's birthday a
few days ago and we like literally loved your podcast.
Oh what's your friend's name? Sirry? Happy birthday, sir Ry.
Who knows you might hear it on the podcast? Oh
my god, listen. Thank you so much for your support,
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thank you for your guilty pleasure. And now it will
be in the universe for the rest of time. Thank you,
Thank you. Jane, Bye bye bye bye. You know what,
Chef Jane, you always be a girl boss and slay
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you better come on. I'm Watchef Jane, Jeff Jane. She's
not a check listen, you said, Chef, she don't knock
until you try it. Okay. You know what. Chef Jane
inspired me to share one of my guilty pleasures, all right,
which is y'all gonna think this is weird, but I
don't really care, okay, and it's not that weird. Actually,
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when I was in school, when I was in public school,
and they gave us that like nasty ass, half boiled
but so delicious and addicting. And I would ask all
my friends, who didn't eat there's corn on the cob.
I know you don't know because you didn't go to
public school, but whatever. I used to slap that thing
with mayonnaise and it was so good, okay, Me and
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all my siblings like afternoon snack. Everybody rushes to the kitchen,
bring out the big green tin of soda crackers with mayonnaise. Delicious.
I would eat the whole tin of soda crackers, but
with guava, like the round thing of guava that you
would cut out and then you'd slice it. People. You
know what, somebody thought that it was tuna in my school, Like,
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why are you eating tune every day? I'm like, ton No,
it's guama. I loved tuna, never fish. Yeah you know though, Sorry,
we were going for the same joke. This is Mission
Control on in Our Own World podcast. Who do we
have the pleasure of speaking with? This is renas Hi. Rene.
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Where are you from? I am from Maryland? Oh, and
let me ask you. I know this might be a
little intrusive, but what is your guilty pleasure? Well? I
was thinking about that and I'm a big girl, so
I'm gonna have to say the bread from Olive Garden.
(16:02):
Oh okay, Rene, But have you ever tried the cheddar
biscuits at Red Lobster? I have, and I do like them.
But then I got to think about the pump and
nickel bread and out back. Oh, I'm a bread lover kind.
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That's what I'm That's what I'm here. I'm hearing through
the lines that You're guilty pleasure is bread. It is bread.
I think it's bread. Since I'm single right now, it's
gotta be bread. Wait wait, wait, wait wait? Why is
being single and your affinity to bread? Uh go hand
in hand? Are you cuddling with bread at night. Well, no,
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I'm not cuddling, but that is a substitute for what
I'm not getting being single, making that bread and eating
that bread. That What is it? What is it about
when you get into relationships you just start spending all
your money. Well, I don't know about spending money. I
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just well, yeah, it's just the sex for me, the
guiltiest pleasure of all the guiltiest. That's it. Oh my god.
Well Renee from Maryland, we love you. Thanks for calling in.
We appreciate it. Bye bye. Your Renee knows what's going on. Yeah, honestly,
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who doesn't love bread and bread like that just out
of the oven. I feel like a lot of people's
guilty pleasure is actually bread but pasta. They're like bread pasta, right, Like,
talk about this like guilty pleasure? Okay, why is it guilty?
Why isn't it just like the pleasures of the world. Yeah,
we shouldn't feel guilty for eating or doing things that
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we like. The point is taking a real look at
your life. Like there's nothing wrong with eating a chocolate
cookie or eating a little bit of sugar, But if
that's the majority of your diet or the majority of
your life. Then yeah, maybe it should be looked at
under a microscope. But women have been in societies and tribes, America, Europe,
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wherever you look, you go back in time. And I'm
sorry to be crass, but it's true. They're clitterests have
been cut off to deny them pleasure. They are made
as um ornaments to a male dominated society where they're
meant to be pretty and uncomfortable, and all those things
are a denial of pleasure. So you should never feel
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guilty about pleasure. But there are certain things that we
indulge in that maybe is an excess amount of time,
or you know, something that maybe isn't a positive thing
to our life. But you know, we shouldn't feel guilty
about the things that make us happy. It's just about
the amount of time that you spend on them. You know.
I know a guilty pleasure of mine that I spent
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a lot of time on that I probably shouldn't have
animal crossing. Then I'm so proud of my island. I mean,
I have a lot of ways to go. I want
to make a dungeon and I wanted to do make
this maze with the hedges and of course, I've got
like a hole mafia going with the bells. You know,
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I've cheated the system, and I know, well, maybe I
shouldn't announce this, but I got bells on bells, on
bells on bells, so I can buy myself whatever I
want them there. But yeah, animal crossing, let's get real.
Do you feel like if you died tomorrow, then you
spent on animal crossing contributed to your life? Be honest,
I yes, and no, but I don't. That's because nothing
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is black and white in that way. Like, did I
enjoy the time that I was spending on animal crossing?
I did, I genuinely did. It brought me ease in
a very uncertain moment. I was able to channel my
creativity somewhere. I was starting channeling my creativity in a
couple of different ways. In retrospect, would it would it
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have been a better use of my time for me
to read a book or pick up a craft or
do something that I hadn't already done. Perhaps you can
make that argument. I might even make that argument, but
it's difficult because you know, I feel like, as long
as I'm not doing anything that's harving somebody else, and
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for the most part is bringing me joy. I guess
that is that it's a guilty pleasure or something I
necessary I probably shouldn't be doing, probably shouldn't be doing,
but like is it terrible? If I do it? It's
not that bad. Killing nobody I heard nobody, I heard
nobody except for the should I you know, catch and
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put on display. They're virtual fish. Oh oh, says the
girl who makes me change the channel or the movie.
If an animal dies at all, not an animal, baby,
even cartoon animals. Lion King. We saw the new Lion
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King and in three minutes into the movie, you we're stopping.
What does that have to do with guilty pleasures? Thank you? Goodbye? Okay,
so I was stopping. I literally have a mark of
my tears on my chest. Okay from that moment, Okay,
I have a really good guilty pleasure of mine that
you're kind of agree with. Okay. So funnily enough, like
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a lot of people that know me, even from my childhood,
I've always been, you know, kind of a tomboy or like,
you know, a little bit masculine on the fem mascale,
you know, when it comes to my presentation. And I
love art, I love expression, I love everything. But when
I try to put my scare on, I've got a
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little better now, all right. When I try to put
I try to Mama macintol chance a rap who the
bearl did? Honestly, Honestly, when I am trying to put
makeup on, most of the time, i'll get to the
mascara phase, I'll stab myself and the I raise whatever
I have to blah blah blah blah blah. Right, However,
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my guilty pleasure is makeup tutorial YouTube video, Mike. Honestly,
I don't think I don't think there's anybody in the
history of the world who breaks the record in the
way that you do. Of the amount of makeup tutorial
videos watched by somebody who doesn't ever rarely puts on
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her makeup. It fascinates me. I love it. It's amazing.
Have you seen me try to put an eyeliner? My favorite, God,
my favorite moment and makeup history for you was the
day that you asked me what baking was. I was like,
do I have to get in the oven? I don't,
and I don't know the same way that I'm infatuated
with hyper feminine things, even though I'm kind of the
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opposite of that. It lives in me and that's why
maybe I feel like it's a guilty pleasure. No, that's
not a guilty pleasure. I mean, I don't know. I
guess how many see that's the again? I mean, that's
the thing. How many hours of YouTube makeup videos have
you watched? Is it a terrible thing where maybe you
were learning something new? I consider that. Let's deconstruct this.
Maybe the guilty and the pleasure g separate. There's nothing
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wrong with watching a makeup tutorial. There is something wrong
with watching twenty eight hours of it? Can we agree?
But like, across what time span? Twenty eight hours? Okay,
it's funny eight hours straight? Yeah, I don't know. Like
COVID has been hard. It's made people try to find
things that bring them joy, and a lot of times
those things are guilty pleasures. Hello, welcome doing our own
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World podcast. Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm good for you?
I'm good. My name is Emily. What's your name? Oh? Hi, Emily.
I was like, is this like one of those automated
like why does everybody keep saying that? Everybody's like, are you?
An automated message? I'm like you because riddle me this.
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You sound like exactly as in post edit. So you
know I was expecting a trigger set of questions survey,
yes I'm gay. With next question, it is actually a survey.
So actually, number one, how many times do you masturbate
a year? Years in a year. But I'll do the math.
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You're like, let me open my notebook. All right, well
three five times? Perfect? Listen, I have a real question
for you. This is not a robot. How many of
these pictures do you see a bus in um if
I closed my eyes only top corner left. So one.
That's it. You got it, Thank you so much. All right,
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you're verified. Now that you've passed your verified state, let
me ask you a question. What is your guilty pleasure?
I mean contextually or like overall overall guilty pleasure probably
like putting stickers, like really childish looking stickers on really
serious people's stuff and just walking over like waiting for
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them to see it. I love that, like a baby
stitch on like an angry accountant. My water bottle has
a christ gender sticker on it, cute minus covered in
Hello Kitty stickers, which is ridiculous. I don't even like, hellokaty,
So I'm gathering that your guilty pleasure is stickers. You're
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temporary tat available um and women. Yeah, that's not a pleasure,
that's a that's a pleasure. That's a pleasure, pleasure. How
many of them you piste off? Oh my god? Oh yeah,
thank you for calling in today and telling us your
guilty pleasure and joining us on in our own world.
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You might have a little seasickness from lack of gravity tomorrow,
but other than that, you'll be good to go. What
did that be like? Waiting for the really from Thank you?
Thank you my pleasure? Women, that's a pleasure, squire. Oh,
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we're getting a call all right. Let's see you have
reached the new Jersey East Correctional Facility. How may I
help you? Welcome to in our own world, the Mothership?
How are you? Who is this? This is Maddie Him Maddie,
where are you calling tonight? Calling from sweet Miami, Florida?
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Sunny places for the shady people. Yeah, well you gotta
get blanched. You just gotta jump in the water. So, Maddie,
I have a question for you. What is your guilty pleasure? Okay?
I actually was thinking about this just the other day,
and I was talking about it with my partner. Hear
me out. Okay, procrasturbation. Wait, procrasturbation or procrastination. No, procrasturbation
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is that like something? Please explain what is procrastination? Procrasturbation
is like when you have so many things to do,
but you're not like ridiculously busy, and you masturbate instead
of doing what you need do good ten minute nap
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procrastin I really like that. Okay, you want to hear
something really funny. My dad told me this, saying when
I was young. I was probably too young to hear this,
but anyway, he said, because I also am a masta prusa. Okay,
I think I need that, but he goes u. Procrastination
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is like masturbation. It's all fun and games until you
realize you're fucking yourself. Good. Pretty good? Right, pretty good?
You can have that one. And I give that to you.
Maddie from Sweet Miami, Florida. Well, I love that. I
love that. Thank you. That is a that is a
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verified in our own World podcast Guilty Pleasure. We approved.
You are welcome on in our own world at any time. Maddie.
Oh my gosh, I'll come whenever you're calling in, Maddie.
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We love you, Okay, I love you bye love that grassurbation?
Oh my god, that was amazing. Is this just the thing?
The truth station instead of the gratification station. We said
it was gratification station because we're talking about guilty pleasures,
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but I feel like we're just airing it all out.
Picks press one, send appoidness, Press two, Hello, condom USA.
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That's amazing. Hello, how are you? This is the great?
What is your guilty pleasure? Eight twenty seven. All right,
I'm gonna say it the Kardashians. I love fucking watching
the Kardashians, and it's like guilty pleasure, and I feel
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so embarrassed when I say it, but it's the truth,
the t I'm mystified by them. And Reshawan, Where are
you from? I am from the County of Dade and
from the three oh five three o five Dade County,
Wade County, Miami Corps. That's it. Well, you sound like
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a really cool person. I'd like to get to know
you if we have the opportunity. Yes, that sounds great. No,
I didn't mean it like that. I meant like you
sound cool, cool, at least guilty pleasure as women. I mean,
you don't have to tell anybody that twice? Baby, you
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know what women, Yeah, it's a real secret. Okay, rash one,
thank you, good night, We love you, I love you.
All right, we're getting a call. All right, we're gonna
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get a call. Hello. We've been trying to reach you
about your car's extended warranty. Um, I'm gay, I don't dry.
And what about your gainess prevents you from driving? Her
hands are clearly occupied? How are you, fran Nani Nani?
(31:52):
I'm good. Listen, quick question. Thanks for calling in to
the podcast. You are in our own old right now.
Welcome to our world? All right? What an honor? I'll
know what an honor for us? And on that note,
what is your guilty pleasure? Um? Oh my god, you
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caught me off guard. Yeah, we want the honest, raw truth. Okay,
So I think, like, can I say, like talk on
the podcast because I know I shouldn't be doing it,
but I'm doing it, you know. Yeah, Yeah, I get you.
(32:36):
I think that's it. Or or TikTok oh, that's a
really good one. So many people spend time scrolling on Yeah, no,
I'm I'm definitely on my phone till Explore thirty in
the morning, tiok and and I love going on TikTok
Live and seeing all of the A S m R s. Wait,
what are the people that open pearls? Oh? The eyes?
(32:59):
Oh those are I love the pearl one. Yeah, it's
kind of like it's kind of haronic, Yeah, like, oh yeah,
what's in there? And they're so nice? Thank you, my friend,
Thank you, my friend, I'm your friend. Wow. Thank you
so much for calling Mission control on our podcast. Oh
(33:22):
my gosh, no, thank you for having me. I hope
you have the best night. Thank you. We love you, Okay,
I love you, I love you. I just love this.
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Oh the joy that it brings me. I'm sorry. I'm
just gonna say this for whoever is listening. I can't
eat a yogurt without licking the lid. That's a guilty pleasure, huh,
Like it satisfies me. You know, I don't think there's
anything wrong with that. Yeah, I mean, because you know,
you're just not trying not to waste all the good stuff. Sure,
(34:08):
what's wrong with the lid stuff? Yeah, it's just as
good as that's definitely how I see it, not like
O C D. Not like I need to see the
lid clean before I eat the yogurt. Do you make
out with the litter? You like it? Look at our cameras. Oh,
I don't want to, Hm, I'm scared of what I
might find. Probably you naked. That's that's your other guilty pleasure.
(34:34):
That's your truest No, but you just you just love
being naked. I really do. But I don't feel guilty
for it. Yeah. What about what you did during the pandemic?
What about your little hobby? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I
heard a chuckle at the beginning of that indicates that
you know that you're guilty. What was that thing that
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you discovered on the internet. My body is beautiful. In
my body, it's perfect. I can run behind anybody on
FaceTime naked and it won't be a problem. That's not
the one I was referring to. But that one was
good too. Yeah. When I would be on FaceTime and
all of a sudden, Emily's moon ass would pop up
in the back way, what are you referring to? Um?
(35:15):
That thing that you learned on the internet about the
sun and baby Baby knows that the sun has vitamin D. Oh,
and your booty booty hole, okay, is an entrance to
your body. Your body is a temple. So why wouldn't
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you want to put vitamin D right into your booty
A k A. Spread your legs and get some sun
in your booty? Yeah, what's wrong with that, you naked thing.
I'm not guilty about that. I just admit it. You're
trying to tell me, Oh, those are your guilty pleasures.
I'm not guilty. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm not guilty
about this morning. You're gonna wake up grand rising tomorrow morning.
Legs open, sun, booty, whole, vitamin D in me. Dude.
(36:02):
It was not a pleasing sight to walk outside of
the house and see you laying on the terrace with
your your legs in the air, your ankles near your
ear loabs. That's called receiving sunlight. Okay. Wow, I received
trauma from that. I remember that. There was like this
big quote that was like characters who you are when
(36:23):
nobody's watching. And I feel like, when you're alone, you
do like what you want to do, you know, and
sometimes that's a good thing, and sometimes that may like
make you feel guilty about how you're spending your time,
because time is limited and time is also a construct. However,
I don't know, like guilty guilty pleasures like rom coms,
(36:45):
like eating ice cream, like things like that. I feel
like it all comes with balance. So you shouldn't feel
too guilty. Yeah, like I don't know, Like you shouldn't
be You shouldn't feel bad about doing things that make
you feel happy. Do you want to watch rom comms,
you want to eat chocolate, you want to have a
(37:05):
guilty pleasure, do it, but do it in moderation, just
like everything. I like that. I like that you gotta
you gotta do it in moderation as long as it
doesn't take control of your life. Right, that's the rule.
You know what's a guilty pleasure of mine? And I
know that a lot of you out there are going
to relate to me. Some of you might think that
I'm girls and I think you're a known cultured swine. Wow.
(37:30):
I love popping no, no, no, I love popping pimples.
I love watching pimple popping videos. I love watching the
ones that are supernarly, that are like sabaceous cists, or
that are higher up in the level of pimple dumb.
I love those videos, the black heads, the freaking all
(37:54):
of them, all of them. That's a guilty pleasure. Those
relax me, oh man, really relaxed me. You know what's
another guilty pleasure? Tell me, I know that you know
of one of my guilty pleasures because we just went
to Disney and you felt the need to announce it
to everybody. But once, not twice, but like three times.
(38:18):
What's my guilty pleasure? M hmm, I'll give you a
hit as hotel related, Jeminy, Okay, you go stay in
a hotel. People don't know is that you posted that
Instagram video that you just made for Sasha's birthday, and
there's a picture of me that is like the poster
(38:38):
child moment of this guilty pleasure. Anybody who's seen friends
out there ross when he goes to hotel rooms, all
right there, he has a certain protocol. Right, you're paying
for the hotel room, you're having a good time. Usually
it's an armor a leg and he thinks, well, what
did I really pay for? And in that moment, Jem says,
I know what I paid for to our literies, toilet trees,
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that's what I paid for toilet trees, so within an
appropriate amount of time of arriving to the room, which
is usually fifteen to twenty minutes, because you don't want
to get there and just call. Right, she's made that
very clear to me, But you want to make it
seem like you've perused the room and you've just noticed.
You've made that very clear to me. You've arrived and
that there's a shortage of toilet trees, and like any guests,
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would I call front desk? Can I simply ask for
some more plus some extra? And what she means by
that is, Hello, they don't they don't know my bathing habits.
How would you need four body washes? You know why
I need four body washes? To take them home? To
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take them home? Okay, because I like the people come
to my house and they sleep over, and I can
make a little cute, little hotel like set up for them.
Half guilty or may not thoroughly enjoy arriving to a hotel,
checking out what soaps they have available to me and
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taking them home and recreating the setup for my guests.
It's tough because I'm kind of your accomplice, like I
have no choice, and also like I get it. You know. Look,
last week we were at irritation station. This week we
are at gratification station because we were super annoyed and
we wanted to feel a little better about ourselves. And
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you know what, don't feel bad about the things that
make you happy, so as long as they're not taking
over your life, all right, Yes, e don't eat them
every day, don't eat them from every meal, but be happy.
Life is too short. Life is way too short, and
there's enough negativity out there. You you deserve and you've
earned those moments where you just do things because you
(40:47):
want to. So watching cartoons each your gushas do the
things that nobody wants to do. And if you want
to play, and I'm requesting, all you've got to do
is send me your screen name. Okay, I'll hope you
call me Edie Daddy Bells the turnip Tramp hashtag turnip
Tramp hashtag turnip Tramp. Thank you so much to everybody
(41:09):
that called in. It was honestly, so fun and so
lovely to talk to you and hear about your guilty
and hear your voices. We get to read all of
your beautiful messages and we're so grateful for all of
your support, and it was just so nice to be
able to talk to some of you. I hope we
can do that again soon. I liked it a lot
me too. Well, Earthlings, we will see you next week
(41:29):
on in our own world. Thank you so much for
joining us on this flight and grabbing your stand by seat.
Love you, see you next week, Bye bye. This podcast
is brought to you by Moonflower Productions in partnership with
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I have the same Let's go to a man one
ready for the same launch. Welcome to in Our Own World, baby.
(00:34):
It is an exciting night. And as we are here
greeting you, we are receiving calls. Okay, so we've officially
opened up mission control tonight. Emily and I were feeling
inspired and we took a trip to Irritation Station last
week and we're like, you know what, let's take a
pit stop to the station right next to Irritation Station,
Gratification Station, and let's talk guilty pleasures. Ah. Yes, I
(01:01):
like that also because I was kind of like miffed
off after after laff Is that a word miffed off?
It is? Here we go our first call answer it. Hello,
Welcome to in Our Own World podcast. Hello, Hi, how
are you good? How are you amazing? How are you
(01:22):
doing tonight? Doing okay? How are you girl? Great? I
want to give you a congratulations because you are officially
the first caller to call into in Our Own World enterprises. So,
as you may have heard, we are taking a flight
(01:44):
today to Gratification Station after our episode last week, and
we want to hear what your guilty pleasure is, what
my guilty pleasure yes, ma'am, traveling. Why is that a
guilty pleasure? You should be happy about that. I think
traveling is one of the best ways you could possibly
(02:04):
spend your time. It's the greatest, greatest investment of your money,
absolutely alone. What's your name, Lisa? Lisa? And where are
you calling us? From Boston? Emily and I both lived
(02:27):
in Boston. We love it. They're so so, so so
much real. Yes, that's actually part of our genesis story.
We didn't actually meet and we lived a couple of
blocks away from each other in Boston, but we both
met in Miami. So there you go, a little snippet
just for you. Well, Lisa, thank you so much for
(02:48):
giving us a call tonight. We really appreciate you. Thank you.
I appreciate you, guys. Great night, Thank you, Lisa, good night,
bye bye. Lisa was our first official collar baby. Lisa
from Boston. She'll always be special and in my heart
(03:09):
yes and in mind. But why are you growling at Lisa?
I'm sorry so much, passion, it's guttural. I want to
call back people because we had like a but the
problem with that is that we have a call right
and do it. Hello, Welcome to in our own world podcast. Hello, Hi,
(03:36):
how are you good? Good? Wait? Is this the recording?
I don't know if you're pranking me? Like you get that? Dad?
What's going on? Listen? We prank a lot, but this
is not a prank. This is a real deal. Okay,
what's up you guys? What's up? Welcome? Thank you, thank
you for the welcome. Of course, we're taking a trip
(03:56):
to gratification station, and we're asking all of our passengers
to share with us. What is your guiltiest pleasure? Oh,
oh my god, your test pleasure gives pleasure bags and
bags of blow pops infinite. Oh you know what, dude, Honestly,
(04:17):
mine are gushers, Like I will eat gushers on gushers
on gushers if you know you like you know, your
teeth might fall off and you might get diarrhea for
a week. Like you're gonna do it anyway. Okay, Now,
what's your favorite flavor of blow pops? I like carry,
but sometimes when my tongue had too much, I'll do watermelon. Watermelon,
(04:38):
that's what she says. Okay, blow pops. I love that.
Thank you so much. And do you like outer space?
I love outer space so much? I really do. I
love galaxies and I know you have a tattoo just
like mine. Oh what tattoo that galaxy? Want? I have
it like on my side? Oh you gotta send me
(05:00):
a pick girl, DM me that h Yeah, man, I
have bonuts and everything, I just don't have color. I'll
send it to you. It revibing on the same way
for sure. Well thanks for taking my call. I wasn't
sure what this is going to be. Well there you go.
Here we are, baby, Thank you, thank you so much.
Have a good night. All right, send me that picture.
(05:21):
I'm serious. I want to see the galaxy chat. I'll
send it to you now. No one gets jealous. It's
by my underwear on the side, okay, alright, alright, alright,
the blow pop gets rowdy. Good night, yeah baby, Oh
somebody hold on a minute. Okay. So you know how
they voicemails do that thing while I sound really I
(05:43):
just love to age myself on this show. But anyway,
voicemail does that thing where they put the voicemail into
texts that you can read it, and I just I'm
reading something that says, Dolly, I think this is one
of your pranks. And I think somebody called this and things.
We're lying and I feel like we should call them back,
or let's listen to the voicemail first at least a minute. Okay,
(06:03):
you're just trying to think how many of motherfucker's end
up calling him leaving the tea? Let's call them. Yeah,
let's call him back. Let's call him back, right the
fun now you know what? Just so you know, I
love you, love you mean it? Are they going to answer? Though? Oh?
(06:27):
Here we go. Let's should we prank them? Like almost
as it's wald Green's then almost too medicals young what?
Oh yeah, it wasn't a prank, but now it is.
(06:48):
It wasn't a prank, but now we're pranking you. Oh yeah,
of little faith? He have little faith? What is your name? Ye?
Of little faith? What are you? Meat? I left it
ten times? Oh I'm sorry, but you know what? Barbie Barbie, Hey, Barbie,
(07:09):
Barbie Barbie. But I'm here better contenta that's my favorite song?
You got it? Baby? Oh yeah? Let me ask you something.
What's your guilty pleasure? You have to leave the room.
I'll tell Jim. Okay, I'll leave. I'm leaving my Emily
all right, I'm bye bye I'm gone. She didn't lean
(07:31):
the room she leaned the more it should be a
Barbie sandwich in between mommy and daddy. Barbie, you're my
kind of goal. It's a space commander and with a
very urgent message from the future. It wasn't until this
moment in the future that I realized that Barbie was
(07:52):
speaking about my mom and dad. You will answer for this, Barbie.
Please call us back. We have much to discuss over now.
Oh man, we'll listen. Not a prank at all, and
we're so grateful for your call. But that's for the
next episode. I know it. Well, that's what I'm gonna say. Now.
(08:14):
You're gonna be careful now because Queen Mom. Now you're
on Now you're on your mothership. I know you're not
going to air it because your mother will kill me.
That's what you think. My mother is crazier than their body.
Thank you, Thank you, Barbie. By Barbie know what's going on?
(08:36):
Oh my god, Barbie and Lisa. I feel like I
got myself a girl gang. I feel like we're gonna
have enemies though. No, okay, hold on, we have one
more voicemail. We have another voicemail. Okay, let's see what
(08:57):
was that a voicemail tip calling you back from in
our own world. When we missed your call, we felt
we were in a swirl. We wanted to give you
some love and some kisses. And this is the call
that you done and missus. Thank you call us back
(09:18):
in our own world. Let you miss you call us
back right now. Hey we go, We're got thank you.
I love that song. We're getting a call. All right,
we're getting a call from Lena. Oh, let's see call
(09:39):
from towcess. Press one to send a voicemail Press two.
Good evening. This is in our own world podcast headquarters.
Hi find to say my guilty pleasure? What is your
guilty pleasure? My starts smell good sometimes? Do you sniff
(10:00):
them extra deep? Um? Yeah, somebody everybody say you're guilty pleasure?
Goes for a podcast My guilty pleasure? Um, what's your name?
What's my name? Come on, you gotta own your guilty pleasure? Sarah, Sarah,
what's your guilty pleasure? When I'm on a day with somebody,
(10:22):
and like they moan after every like when they're like
like when they really enjoy the food, Like when they
really enjoy the food and they're just like, oh yeah,
like they do like insane insane sound. I can see that.
I can see that. I can see that. Okay, okay,
(10:47):
oh my gosh. And we had a miscall just then
and just now from a number. Let's see if I
can um see who it was? Oh they call they
think they's as soon as they called that was? That
was wow? Yeah, you know what the fart one? Yeah? Wow,
(11:14):
hashtag the fart one? Whoa. I don't know who that was,
but God bless him to hold on. We just got
a voicemail and I don't know what it is. Let's
see always. Oh that's love that. Thanks for the thinks. Girl.
(11:35):
Should we call this person back? Why? I want to
always be a girl boss and slave. I just want
to be here. Okay, you can take this one if
you want to be her friend. Hello, Hello, how are you?
You're lying? I haven't said anything. How am I lying?
That would be okay, fake? Get me fake? No, it's real,
(12:02):
it's real. This is Mission Control in Our Own World podcast.
Who are we speaking to? Jane? Hi? Jane, Hi, Hi Jane?
How are you being? Oh? Yeah, tell me what's your
(12:25):
guilty pleasure? Um? So I used to like when I
was younger, I used to like eat butter by itself.
I feel like we've all done that. Can I have
a confession moment here with you, James, since you gave
us one, I'm gonna give you one. I used to
do that, but with cream cheese. Yes, so I can
(12:48):
address your cream cheese. Done? Catch up? Okay, we gone
catch up? All right? Okay, alright, but like with a
cracker or just by itself. No, I used to put
it and bread like I used to toast it and everything. Okay,
all right, I can see that. I can see that. Okay, Jane,
Chef Jane in the house. Oh yes, Chef Jane, thank
(13:11):
you so much. How are you today? Are you having
a good day? Yes? It was my friend's birthday a
few days ago and we like literally loved your podcast.
Oh what's your friend's name? Sirry? Happy birthday, sir Ry.
Who knows you might hear it on the podcast? Oh
my god, listen. Thank you so much for your support,
(13:37):
thank you for your guilty pleasure. And now it will
be in the universe for the rest of time. Thank you,
Thank you. Jane, Bye bye bye bye. You know what,
Chef Jane, you always be a girl boss and slay
(13:57):
you better come on. I'm Watchef Jane, Jeff Jane. She's
not a check listen, you said, Chef, she don't knock
until you try it. Okay. You know what. Chef Jane
inspired me to share one of my guilty pleasures, all right,
which is y'all gonna think this is weird, but I
don't really care, okay, and it's not that weird. Actually,
(14:34):
when I was in school, when I was in public school,
and they gave us that like nasty ass, half boiled
but so delicious and addicting. And I would ask all
my friends, who didn't eat there's corn on the cob.
I know you don't know because you didn't go to
public school, but whatever. I used to slap that thing
with mayonnaise and it was so good, okay, Me and
(14:56):
all my siblings like afternoon snack. Everybody rushes to the kitchen,
bring out the big green tin of soda crackers with mayonnaise. Delicious.
I would eat the whole tin of soda crackers, but
with guava, like the round thing of guava that you
would cut out and then you'd slice it. People. You
know what, somebody thought that it was tuna in my school, Like,
(15:18):
why are you eating tune every day? I'm like, ton No,
it's guama. I loved tuna, never fish. Yeah you know though, Sorry,
we were going for the same joke. This is Mission
Control on in Our Own World podcast. Who do we
have the pleasure of speaking with? This is renas Hi. Rene.
(15:40):
Where are you from? I am from Maryland? Oh, and
let me ask you. I know this might be a
little intrusive, but what is your guilty pleasure? Well? I
was thinking about that and I'm a big girl, so
I'm gonna have to say the bread from Olive Garden.
(16:02):
Oh okay, Rene, But have you ever tried the cheddar
biscuits at Red Lobster? I have, and I do like them.
But then I got to think about the pump and
nickel bread and out back. Oh, I'm a bread lover kind.
(16:26):
That's what I'm That's what I'm here. I'm hearing through
the lines that You're guilty pleasure is bread. It is bread.
I think it's bread. Since I'm single right now, it's
gotta be bread. Wait wait, wait, wait wait? Why is
being single and your affinity to bread? Uh go hand
in hand? Are you cuddling with bread at night. Well, no,
(16:50):
I'm not cuddling, but that is a substitute for what
I'm not getting being single, making that bread and eating
that bread. That What is it? What is it about
when you get into relationships you just start spending all
your money. Well, I don't know about spending money. I
(17:11):
just well, yeah, it's just the sex for me, the
guiltiest pleasure of all the guiltiest. That's it. Oh my god.
Well Renee from Maryland, we love you. Thanks for calling in.
We appreciate it. Bye bye. Your Renee knows what's going on. Yeah, honestly,
(17:37):
who doesn't love bread and bread like that just out
of the oven. I feel like a lot of people's
guilty pleasure is actually bread but pasta. They're like bread pasta, right, Like,
talk about this like guilty pleasure? Okay, why is it guilty?
Why isn't it just like the pleasures of the world. Yeah,
we shouldn't feel guilty for eating or doing things that
(18:02):
we like. The point is taking a real look at
your life. Like there's nothing wrong with eating a chocolate
cookie or eating a little bit of sugar, But if
that's the majority of your diet or the majority of
your life. Then yeah, maybe it should be looked at
under a microscope. But women have been in societies and tribes, America, Europe,
(18:22):
wherever you look, you go back in time. And I'm
sorry to be crass, but it's true. They're clitterests have
been cut off to deny them pleasure. They are made
as um ornaments to a male dominated society where they're
meant to be pretty and uncomfortable, and all those things
are a denial of pleasure. So you should never feel
(18:43):
guilty about pleasure. But there are certain things that we
indulge in that maybe is an excess amount of time,
or you know, something that maybe isn't a positive thing
to our life. But you know, we shouldn't feel guilty
about the things that make us happy. It's just about
the amount of time that you spend on them. You know.
I know a guilty pleasure of mine that I spent
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a lot of time on that I probably shouldn't have
animal crossing. Then I'm so proud of my island. I mean,
I have a lot of ways to go. I want
to make a dungeon and I wanted to do make
this maze with the hedges and of course, I've got
like a hole mafia going with the bells. You know,
(19:26):
I've cheated the system, and I know, well, maybe I
shouldn't announce this, but I got bells on bells, on
bells on bells, so I can buy myself whatever I
want them there. But yeah, animal crossing, let's get real.
Do you feel like if you died tomorrow, then you
spent on animal crossing contributed to your life? Be honest,
I yes, and no, but I don't. That's because nothing
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is black and white in that way. Like, did I
enjoy the time that I was spending on animal crossing?
I did, I genuinely did. It brought me ease in
a very uncertain moment. I was able to channel my
creativity somewhere. I was starting channeling my creativity in a
couple of different ways. In retrospect, would it would it
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have been a better use of my time for me
to read a book or pick up a craft or
do something that I hadn't already done. Perhaps you can
make that argument. I might even make that argument, but
it's difficult because you know, I feel like, as long
as I'm not doing anything that's harving somebody else, and
(20:38):
for the most part is bringing me joy. I guess
that is that it's a guilty pleasure or something I
necessary I probably shouldn't be doing, probably shouldn't be doing,
but like is it terrible? If I do it? It's
not that bad. Killing nobody I heard nobody, I heard
nobody except for the should I you know, catch and
(21:01):
put on display. They're virtual fish. Oh oh, says the
girl who makes me change the channel or the movie.
If an animal dies at all, not an animal, baby,
even cartoon animals. Lion King. We saw the new Lion
(21:23):
King and in three minutes into the movie, you we're stopping.
What does that have to do with guilty pleasures? Thank you? Goodbye? Okay,
so I was stopping. I literally have a mark of
my tears on my chest. Okay from that moment, Okay,
I have a really good guilty pleasure of mine that
you're kind of agree with. Okay. So funnily enough, like
(21:45):
a lot of people that know me, even from my childhood,
I've always been, you know, kind of a tomboy or like,
you know, a little bit masculine on the fem mascale,
you know, when it comes to my presentation. And I
love art, I love expression, I love everything. But when
I try to put my scare on, I've got a
(22:05):
little better now, all right. When I try to put
I try to Mama macintol chance a rap who the
bearl did? Honestly, Honestly, when I am trying to put
makeup on, most of the time, i'll get to the
mascara phase, I'll stab myself and the I raise whatever
I have to blah blah blah blah blah. Right, However,
(22:27):
my guilty pleasure is makeup tutorial YouTube video, Mike. Honestly,
I don't think I don't think there's anybody in the
history of the world who breaks the record in the
way that you do. Of the amount of makeup tutorial
videos watched by somebody who doesn't ever rarely puts on
(22:48):
her makeup. It fascinates me. I love it. It's amazing.
Have you seen me try to put an eyeliner? My favorite, God,
my favorite moment and makeup history for you was the
day that you asked me what baking was. I was like,
do I have to get in the oven? I don't,
and I don't know the same way that I'm infatuated
with hyper feminine things, even though I'm kind of the
(23:11):
opposite of that. It lives in me and that's why
maybe I feel like it's a guilty pleasure. No, that's
not a guilty pleasure. I mean, I don't know. I
guess how many see that's the again? I mean, that's
the thing. How many hours of YouTube makeup videos have
you watched? Is it a terrible thing where maybe you
were learning something new? I consider that. Let's deconstruct this.
Maybe the guilty and the pleasure g separate. There's nothing
(23:33):
wrong with watching a makeup tutorial. There is something wrong
with watching twenty eight hours of it? Can we agree?
But like, across what time span? Twenty eight hours? Okay,
it's funny eight hours straight? Yeah, I don't know. Like
COVID has been hard. It's made people try to find
things that bring them joy, and a lot of times
those things are guilty pleasures. Hello, welcome doing our own
(23:57):
World podcast. Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm good for you?
I'm good. My name is Emily. What's your name? Oh? Hi, Emily.
I was like, is this like one of those automated
like why does everybody keep saying that? Everybody's like, are you?
An automated message? I'm like you because riddle me this.
(24:20):
You sound like exactly as in post edit. So you
know I was expecting a trigger set of questions survey,
yes I'm gay. With next question, it is actually a survey.
So actually, number one, how many times do you masturbate
a year? Years in a year. But I'll do the math.
(24:43):
You're like, let me open my notebook. All right, well
three five times? Perfect? Listen, I have a real question
for you. This is not a robot. How many of
these pictures do you see a bus in um if
I closed my eyes only top corner left. So one.
That's it. You got it, Thank you so much. All right,
(25:08):
you're verified. Now that you've passed your verified state, let
me ask you a question. What is your guilty pleasure?
I mean contextually or like overall overall guilty pleasure probably
like putting stickers, like really childish looking stickers on really
serious people's stuff and just walking over like waiting for
(25:28):
them to see it. I love that, like a baby
stitch on like an angry accountant. My water bottle has
a christ gender sticker on it, cute minus covered in
Hello Kitty stickers, which is ridiculous. I don't even like, hellokaty,
So I'm gathering that your guilty pleasure is stickers. You're
(25:49):
temporary tat available um and women. Yeah, that's not a pleasure,
that's a that's a pleasure. That's a pleasure, pleasure. How
many of them you piste off? Oh my god? Oh yeah,
thank you for calling in today and telling us your
guilty pleasure and joining us on in our own world.
(26:11):
You might have a little seasickness from lack of gravity tomorrow,
but other than that, you'll be good to go. What
did that be like? Waiting for the really from Thank you?
Thank you my pleasure? Women, that's a pleasure, squire. Oh,
(26:34):
we're getting a call all right. Let's see you have
reached the new Jersey East Correctional Facility. How may I
help you? Welcome to in our own world, the Mothership?
How are you? Who is this? This is Maddie Him Maddie,
where are you calling tonight? Calling from sweet Miami, Florida?
(26:59):
Sunny places for the shady people. Yeah, well you gotta
get blanched. You just gotta jump in the water. So, Maddie,
I have a question for you. What is your guilty pleasure? Okay?
I actually was thinking about this just the other day,
and I was talking about it with my partner. Hear
me out. Okay, procrasturbation. Wait, procrasturbation or procrastination. No, procrasturbation
(27:30):
is that like something? Please explain what is procrastination? Procrasturbation
is like when you have so many things to do,
but you're not like ridiculously busy, and you masturbate instead
of doing what you need do good ten minute nap
(27:53):
procrastin I really like that. Okay, you want to hear
something really funny. My dad told me this, saying when
I was young. I was probably too young to hear this,
but anyway, he said, because I also am a masta prusa. Okay,
I think I need that, but he goes u. Procrastination
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is like masturbation. It's all fun and games until you
realize you're fucking yourself. Good. Pretty good? Right, pretty good?
You can have that one. And I give that to you.
Maddie from Sweet Miami, Florida. Well, I love that. I
love that. Thank you. That is a that is a
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verified in our own World podcast Guilty Pleasure. We approved.
You are welcome on in our own world at any time. Maddie.
Oh my gosh, I'll come whenever you're calling in, Maddie.
(28:58):
We love you, Okay, I love you bye love that grassurbation?
Oh my god, that was amazing. Is this just the thing?
The truth station instead of the gratification station. We said
it was gratification station because we're talking about guilty pleasures,
(29:18):
but I feel like we're just airing it all out.
Picks press one, send appoidness, Press two, Hello, condom USA.
(29:50):
That's amazing. Hello, how are you? This is the great?
What is your guilty pleasure? Eight twenty seven. All right,
I'm gonna say it the Kardashians. I love fucking watching
the Kardashians, and it's like guilty pleasure, and I feel
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so embarrassed when I say it, but it's the truth,
the t I'm mystified by them. And Reshawan, Where are
you from? I am from the County of Dade and
from the three oh five three o five Dade County,
Wade County, Miami Corps. That's it. Well, you sound like
(30:36):
a really cool person. I'd like to get to know
you if we have the opportunity. Yes, that sounds great. No,
I didn't mean it like that. I meant like you
sound cool, cool, at least guilty pleasure as women. I mean,
you don't have to tell anybody that twice? Baby, you
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know what women, Yeah, it's a real secret. Okay, rash one,
thank you, good night, We love you, I love you.
All right, we're getting a call. All right, we're gonna
(31:20):
get a call. Hello. We've been trying to reach you
about your car's extended warranty. Um, I'm gay, I don't dry.
And what about your gainess prevents you from driving? Her
hands are clearly occupied? How are you, fran Nani Nani?
(31:52):
I'm good. Listen, quick question. Thanks for calling in to
the podcast. You are in our own old right now.
Welcome to our world? All right? What an honor? I'll
know what an honor for us? And on that note,
what is your guilty pleasure? Um? Oh my god, you
(32:15):
caught me off guard. Yeah, we want the honest, raw truth. Okay,
So I think, like, can I say, like talk on
the podcast because I know I shouldn't be doing it,
but I'm doing it, you know. Yeah, Yeah, I get you.
(32:36):
I think that's it. Or or TikTok oh, that's a
really good one. So many people spend time scrolling on Yeah, no,
I'm I'm definitely on my phone till Explore thirty in
the morning, tiok and and I love going on TikTok
Live and seeing all of the A S m R s. Wait,
what are the people that open pearls? Oh? The eyes?
(32:59):
Oh those are I love the pearl one. Yeah, it's
kind of like it's kind of haronic, Yeah, like, oh yeah,
what's in there? And they're so nice? Thank you, my friend,
Thank you, my friend, I'm your friend. Wow. Thank you
so much for calling Mission control on our podcast. Oh
(33:22):
my gosh, no, thank you for having me. I hope
you have the best night. Thank you. We love you, Okay,
I love you, I love you. I just love this.
(33:46):
Oh the joy that it brings me. I'm sorry. I'm
just gonna say this for whoever is listening. I can't
eat a yogurt without licking the lid. That's a guilty pleasure, huh,
Like it satisfies me. You know, I don't think there's
anything wrong with that. Yeah, I mean, because you know,
you're just not trying not to waste all the good stuff. Sure,
(34:08):
what's wrong with the lid stuff? Yeah, it's just as
good as that's definitely how I see it, not like
O C D. Not like I need to see the
lid clean before I eat the yogurt. Do you make
out with the litter? You like it? Look at our cameras. Oh,
I don't want to, Hm, I'm scared of what I
might find. Probably you naked. That's that's your other guilty pleasure.
(34:34):
That's your truest No, but you just you just love
being naked. I really do. But I don't feel guilty
for it. Yeah. What about what you did during the pandemic?
What about your little hobby? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. I
heard a chuckle at the beginning of that indicates that
you know that you're guilty. What was that thing that
(34:55):
you discovered on the internet. My body is beautiful. In
my body, it's perfect. I can run behind anybody on
FaceTime naked and it won't be a problem. That's not
the one I was referring to. But that one was
good too. Yeah. When I would be on FaceTime and
all of a sudden, Emily's moon ass would pop up
in the back way, what are you referring to? Um?
(35:15):
That thing that you learned on the internet about the
sun and baby Baby knows that the sun has vitamin D. Oh,
and your booty booty hole, okay, is an entrance to
your body. Your body is a temple. So why wouldn't
(35:38):
you want to put vitamin D right into your booty
A k A. Spread your legs and get some sun
in your booty? Yeah, what's wrong with that, you naked thing.
I'm not guilty about that. I just admit it. You're
trying to tell me, Oh, those are your guilty pleasures.
I'm not guilty. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm not guilty
about this morning. You're gonna wake up grand rising tomorrow morning.
Legs open, sun, booty, whole, vitamin D in me. Dude.
(36:02):
It was not a pleasing sight to walk outside of
the house and see you laying on the terrace with
your your legs in the air, your ankles near your
ear loabs. That's called receiving sunlight. Okay. Wow, I received
trauma from that. I remember that. There was like this
big quote that was like characters who you are when
(36:23):
nobody's watching. And I feel like, when you're alone, you
do like what you want to do, you know, and
sometimes that's a good thing, and sometimes that may like
make you feel guilty about how you're spending your time,
because time is limited and time is also a construct. However,
I don't know, like guilty guilty pleasures like rom coms,
(36:45):
like eating ice cream, like things like that. I feel
like it all comes with balance. So you shouldn't feel
too guilty. Yeah, like I don't know, Like you shouldn't
be You shouldn't feel bad about doing things that make
you feel happy. Do you want to watch rom comms,
you want to eat chocolate, you want to have a
(37:05):
guilty pleasure, do it, but do it in moderation, just
like everything. I like that. I like that you gotta
you gotta do it in moderation as long as it
doesn't take control of your life. Right, that's the rule.
You know what's a guilty pleasure of mine? And I
know that a lot of you out there are going
to relate to me. Some of you might think that
I'm girls and I think you're a known cultured swine. Wow.
(37:30):
I love popping no, no, no, I love popping pimples.
I love watching pimple popping videos. I love watching the
ones that are supernarly, that are like sabaceous cists, or
that are higher up in the level of pimple dumb.
I love those videos, the black heads, the freaking all
(37:54):
of them, all of them. That's a guilty pleasure. Those
relax me, oh man, really relaxed me. You know what's
another guilty pleasure? Tell me, I know that you know
of one of my guilty pleasures because we just went
to Disney and you felt the need to announce it
to everybody. But once, not twice, but like three times.
(38:18):
What's my guilty pleasure? M hmm, I'll give you a
hit as hotel related, Jeminy, Okay, you go stay in
a hotel. People don't know is that you posted that
Instagram video that you just made for Sasha's birthday, and
there's a picture of me that is like the poster
(38:38):
child moment of this guilty pleasure. Anybody who's seen friends
out there ross when he goes to hotel rooms, all
right there, he has a certain protocol. Right, you're paying
for the hotel room, you're having a good time. Usually
it's an armor a leg and he thinks, well, what
did I really pay for? And in that moment, Jem says,
I know what I paid for to our literies, toilet trees,
(39:01):
that's what I paid for toilet trees, so within an
appropriate amount of time of arriving to the room, which
is usually fifteen to twenty minutes, because you don't want
to get there and just call. Right, she's made that
very clear to me, But you want to make it
seem like you've perused the room and you've just noticed.
You've made that very clear to me. You've arrived and
that there's a shortage of toilet trees, and like any guests,
(39:23):
would I call front desk? Can I simply ask for
some more plus some extra? And what she means by
that is, Hello, they don't they don't know my bathing habits.
How would you need four body washes? You know why
I need four body washes? To take them home? To
(39:44):
take them home? Okay, because I like the people come
to my house and they sleep over, and I can
make a little cute, little hotel like set up for them.
Half guilty or may not thoroughly enjoy arriving to a hotel,
checking out what soaps they have available to me and
(40:05):
taking them home and recreating the setup for my guests.
It's tough because I'm kind of your accomplice, like I
have no choice, and also like I get it. You know. Look,
last week we were at irritation station. This week we
are at gratification station because we were super annoyed and
we wanted to feel a little better about ourselves. And
(40:25):
you know what, don't feel bad about the things that
make you happy, so as long as they're not taking
over your life, all right, Yes, e don't eat them
every day, don't eat them from every meal, but be happy.
Life is too short. Life is way too short, and
there's enough negativity out there. You you deserve and you've
earned those moments where you just do things because you
(40:47):
want to. So watching cartoons each your gushas do the
things that nobody wants to do. And if you want
to play, and I'm requesting, all you've got to do
is send me your screen name. Okay, I'll hope you
call me Edie Daddy Bells the turnip Tramp hashtag turnip
Tramp hashtag turnip Tramp. Thank you so much to everybody
(41:09):
that called in. It was honestly, so fun and so
lovely to talk to you and hear about your guilty
and hear your voices. We get to read all of
your beautiful messages and we're so grateful for all of
your support, and it was just so nice to be
able to talk to some of you. I hope we
can do that again soon. I liked it a lot
me too. Well, Earthlings, we will see you next week
(41:29):
on in our own world. Thank you so much for
joining us on this flight and grabbing your stand by seat.
Love you, see you next week, Bye bye. This podcast
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