April 27, 2022 • 29 mins
Before joining our ship, one must undergo rigorous training. Laughter is regarded as a top priority. This demonstration of Prank Protocol features high-ranking friends and family of our flight crew.
Featuring: Abuelo Miguel, Emilio Estefan, Gloria Estefan, Enrique Santos, Lili Estefan, Leonard "Lennie" Chen, Sheena Eizmendiz
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, I have you the same. Let's go to as
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one that aready ready for a theme lunch. Welcome back
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to in our own world. Welcome back. I know you
missed us, you must have very much. And I missed
us me too, I missed myself very many times. Oh no,
that's really dark. Well, you know the first episode you
got to know is the second episode, we dove into
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a little bit of our past. But we are pretty
silly people, wouldn't you say? I think we're pretty silly.
That's a good word to you. Well, I can tell
you for a fact that since I was a little girl,
everybody in my family, even if I wanted them to
or not, would prank me. And I feel like it
was an involuntary reaction for me to prank them. I
feel like it's in my blood. It's it kind of
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is your whole family or pranksters, Like I don't think
there's a better prankster than your mom. And you and
your mom have like pretty tight competition. I mean one.
I mean you were there that day my mom literally hid.
We were in my brother's house right. Oh my god,
the hide and seats story, Oh my, I will never
recover from that. I just don't understand. What did you
do fold herself up like a nap, like an envelope.
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At the entire time she and Sasha were hiding behind
the couch, it'd be like six inches of space between
the couch at the wall. Mm hmmm. It was crazy.
Here's for glow Mommy and Sasha. Yeah, you can't really
out do that. I think that laughter is one of
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the great gifts of life, right, because there are moments
to be serious and there are moments to enjoy and laugh.
So okay, so games and pranking has been a big
part of your upbringing. If you don't laugh for yourself,
then I think a lot of moments that you go
through will just be traumatizing. And it's just much better
to laugh than to allow those to sink in as
traumatizing moments. I can think of one moment in particular
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that was pretty traumatizing, but all I can do I
was laugh about it. I was in high school and
if I yea, this is like my most embarrassing moment
I think today and I really don't want to do this.
And in high school, we were in a history class
that was kind of like long. It was like railroad format,
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I should say, And the bathroom was at one end
of the classroom and the entrance to the classroom was
at the other end, so I needed to use the restroom.
I asked to use the restroom. My seat was closer
to the end of the entrance of the classroom. I
walk toss the entire corridor of students, use the bathroom,
take my time, And at that moment, I was wearing
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my uniform shirt with a little skirt because you could
do that. You could wear whatever bottoms you wanted. When
I leave the bathroom and I'm making my way across
the corridor, and I'm looking around, you know, because that's
just who I am. I see this one kid. I'm
never going to forget his face, and he was like pale.
He was like pale, and I was like, okay, weird.
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I make my way around him towards my seat, and
when I finally sit down on the cold plastic, I
realized my ass is cold, and I'm like, why is
my ass cold? Why am I feeling my ass right now?
And it was that I had accidentally tucked my skirt
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into the back of my underwear and just walked across
the entire classroom with my ass out. It was so
bad that realization moment was like if an anvil fell
on my head, What did you do just after that? Nothing?
I think I melted into the seat and never recovered.
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I wish, I wish it was so bad at that
moment that his face registered were like it's set in that.
That's why he was looking at me that way. I'm
embarrassed here. I thought I was cute, you are, but
that moment was not cute. You were like feeling yourself.
I was feeling myself. I have no reason to be well.
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I've been through many an embarrassment. In middle school, we
had a very small class and it was my graduating
class was like twenty four people something school, yeah, something
like that, And so we had these big stairs that
were probably maybe a foot and a half in depth each,
so they were like maybe five stairs all together, but
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they covered a very large span. And at that time,
we still had a flag where you to line up
and you know, stand there and do the whole ceremony right,
roll call, you know, et cetera, and um. I had
never been late. You know my timeliness. How do I
feel about timeliness? You're a little obsessive. I like to
be fashionably late. No, I don't. She likes to be
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the first person at the party, and I'm the host
who hates the first person at the party. We're gonna
talk about timeliness at another time, no fun intended, because
I feel like that's a very valuable topic. However, so
I like to be on time. So it was the
one day of the year that I happened to be
running late. And believe it or not, I had gotten
my period that week for the first time, I know, gnarly,
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and it was middle school. I was older. I was
like the last person in my friend group to get
my period, so I felt really awkward about pads and
tampons and like, yeah, I know, I played a lot
of basketball. So you're in the flag. I'm running late
for the first time ever. I'm freaking out. I'm stressed.
My blood pressure is high, and I'm like too young
to have blood pressure that high, you know. And I
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hear them like starting to line up, et cetera. And
I'm running down the stairs and I trip. No oh, no,
it gets worse. Not only do I trip when I
get to the bottom of the stairs front of the
whole school, well in front of the whole middle school,
which keep in mind, was twenty four people, which sometimes
makes it worse. This doesn't matter, it's your home middle school. Yes,
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ah yeah. So anyway, I not only am late, I
tripped down the giant stairs and also I'm very small,
so they seem somehow more giant. And uh. At the
end of the stairs, two paths just flop out of
my bag and I'm like, well, social suicide. That's the
end of my life. I'm never coming back to school.
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Nice to see you, guys. I guess my education ends here.
Good night. It was brutal, and you know, especially at
that age, I know. So there's some laughter that has
not planned and a little bit embarrassing, and then there
are ways to plan laughter a k. A prank everybody
you know for the rest of time. Babe. You know me.
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You know I'm a prankster. If anybody listened to the
first episode, you know that that was the one reason
I got in trouble. I love not only making people laugh,
but messing with people that I love and know, and
you and I have a longgoing prank war that we've
had since the beginning of our relationship. And I would
just like the record to show that I am in
the lead. Or no, please don't open in with the buttons. No,
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I am in the lead. Whether you like it or not,
you simply have not caught up. Now that's not true.
It is true. Just because you have a better video
compilation doesn't mean that, in the amount of pranks that
have been successful between us, that I am not the
one putting those pranks in motion. Okay, I better at
scaring you. It's not my fault. It is not my
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fault that I throw myself. It's not position and slide.
Wherever I am, there are there's fight, there's flight, there's freeze,
then there's M and M at any point when she startled,
and I'm pretty sure there's a video of this on
the internet somewhere, for some reason, dives. She dives head
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first into the ground, into the air, into whatever is
in front of her, because that is her natural reaction.
You startle M and she dives. She dives, which is
like the worst thing ever because you happen to usually
be like the more athletic person, more agile person in
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the group. But if we were on a scary movie,
you'd be the first to go bu boo. Okay, So
instead of competing against each other, M and I have
decided to join forces today and put our best prink
foot forward and see what we can do to our
friends and family members. They're not expecting any of this.
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They have no idea that this is happening. They'll know
later who's on the roster. Who's on the roster first?
Oh boy, let's see. All right, let's do this. I
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think that we should, you know, dive in in in
your style. I think that we should dive in. Okay,
So we're gonna do my Okay, We're gonna call my mom,
who has recently made a TikTok account and puts very often.
She's extremely committed to the TikTok initiative, and so we're
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going to try to hook her with that. We're going
to try to hook her with a brand collaboration. We're
calling because we saw her account on TikTok and we
want to partner up with her. Let's see if she
answered hello, Hi, is this she is Mendy's. She has money.
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Hell's canna help you great. I'm a representative from TikTok.
I have been viewing your media for the last two months,
and I wanted to offer you a reels play bonus.
What kind of playbol I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
What kind of bonus? So there's a certain bonus that's
accentuated with when you are her own reels play and
you post a certain amount of things and situating, also exercise,
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a food and other things that you do in your life.
Just send me some information via email. I'll take a
look at it. Health that okay, are you comfortable with
sexual liberation Mrs Mendis Okay, We're gonna call Letty Chen. Okay,
(11:14):
So Lenny Chen is an incredible human being. He used
to work with Bob Marley and now he manages the
whalers who Gem and I have worked with before. Yes,
we have. We're not gonna we're not gonna put a
star sixty seven on this phone number. We're going to
call him as us. But let's see if he buys
what we're going to try to sell him. Oh boy,
let's see. Hello, Letty, let me Letty. I miss you.
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Let me tell you. I miss you guys so bad. Oh,
we love we love you and I love you too. Yeah,
we gotta see each other soon. Yeah, listen, I'm so sorry.
I I know that you're busy. I just wanted to
talk to you about something a little bit serious. Okay,
please go ahead. Okay. So you know how like a
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lot of the laws now are changing about like legalization
of marijuana and everything. And Okay, so today, like ten
minutes ago, they released that they want to pass a
law to ban reggae. I know they're gonna make it
illegal to play any kind of reggae rhythm anywhere in
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the world. That's going to make us bigger. You know,
let them try that ship. No, Len, I'm serious, dude, Like,
we have to do something about this. If they're gonna
ban reggae, we have to do like a concert. We
have to get signature signed. This ship is crazy. They
can't do that. They can't. They can't, I know. So
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what do we do if they do even we fight
and they can't beat touch nither Right, all right, I'm
just kidding, man. We're just working with you. I know you.
Like nobody's gonna stop never never, we will call you,
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we will call it. Okay, Okay, let's call my grandfather
and Tom that we're towing his car, that it's not
that that he is just me Gilly's Mendy's. Your car
is being told outside the residents. We noticed that your
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your car was not registered with our with the apartment building,
and we're calling to let you know that even we're
gonna kill it. We're gonna kill No, he's gonna kill us, Jim.
He's getting Jim. He's gonna kill us, Jim. We're going
straight to hell. Hello, Hello, is this my Gully's Mandies
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is actually the management? Good? Okay, So there seems to
be a problem with your car and the registration of
the apartment building that you currently reside in. Who called?
Who are you? There is a tow truck outside your
resident at the moment, towing your car your room. My
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card is shaved. Yeah you are you sure? Oh? Because
I just got a notification that there was a report
that your your car is being told from the outside
of your residence in Kenton. What my car? Oh? Okay?
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Is your name Miguel is Mandy's? How do you think
how it's currently it's a Chevy Malibu? Said, are going
to win my white mine? You go? She think of
it in England? Mine right to tell me? I'm when
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I'm in what can I help you with? There is
currently a Chevy Malibu outside of an apartment complex that
is being told because it is not registered to the
owner of the building. Is a heamily have a part? I? Hey,
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you did you do? Not? Wait? I can do all
right now with a bart good, I'm gonna go wow
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when I love you? We got you? We got you good?
But where is Lena? I shouldn't answer me, she's let
me call you myself. She's old on, hold on, she's
there though, she's there though? Right? What's up each Lena? Okay,
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your mom? Your mom can't hear us, right, she's sitting
next to me. We're gonna prank call her me and
we are about to prank call her and tell her
that we're in l A. Can you send me a
text real quick and tell me what she's wearing and
where you guys are at? Yeah? Okay, bye bye. That
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is listen. That is how you do it. The point
is that you need to plan in advance. You need
to know who you're calling, you need to know what
you're gonna say, and you need to know what they're wearing. No,
maybe not all part okay, but you can't go oh hello, Hello,
m I'd scream at the frog. My name is I
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am from dark. We don't get him to tear yet. Okay,
I got all the deeds on where Lily is. Let's
do this shoot. Okay, so she's at a restaurant called
Ivy Ivy. Yeah, all right, so here's the t So
we're about to call Lily. Lena has given us the deeds. Okay,
you have to be convinced. Mrima. Oh yeah, I gotta
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tell you something. Don't turn around too fast, but I
know that you're in a black and white coat and
that you're in IVY. I'm in l A with jem
No you're not. Oh no, I'm in l A. Turn around.
Oh yeah, Lena's friend is sitting next to you. She's
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wearing a green outfit. Yes, I went. Don't turn around
all right? Stand up? Oh yeah, give me a huge
by let's how do you know? Get that? Get that?
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How do you know the way your every day you
every day day? I'm not I'm right behind you, yes,
say yes, look at that? How didn't know? I don't
want to know. Okay, to do a little intermission song
so I can do a little Oh God, like the
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dude DoD d be bad bads g b b b
bee beout eamn leaves pee listen to pea break so
uh blah bo. You should have heard the song I
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wrote for you while you were gone. I heard it.
It sounded like something was time. Okay. So in our
own world is a part of the Michael Duda Network
under the I Heart Radio umbrella, and a brother of
ours in the network is Enrique Santos, who happens to
be a longtime family friend of Emily's. And so we
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are going to call him and tell him that we
messed up, and Emily is going to tell him that
she sent something to my heart that she wasn't supposed
to send and needs him to get her out of it.
By the way, guys, we're throwing ourselves out there all right,
like we're trying to have a good time. But you know,
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I'm as nervous as you are. So let's see, because
you know what, if I were in this asition and
we're receiving this phone call, I'd be a little nervous.
All right, Let's see how long you can milk it for.
Here we go, Here we go, Hey you, Hey, how
are you? I'm doing you good yourself? Good good? Oh yeah, listen,
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you know you're like my big brother. I'm in a
little bit of a situation. I need some guidance, of course,
So I accidentally sent something to my heart that I
shouldn't have, okay, something like uh, probably like the worst
thing you could imagine? Who did you send this to? Um?
(20:40):
Like the you know, the I Heart team. Oh was this?
What a video of picture? What? Yeah, it's a video
of my phone with me. I'm like, oh god, you
got me good? You got me good? You know what?
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The man? I really like your serious voice. You could
really be a daddy, so you know, you know I
got you girl? Oh my god, oh you know everything.
Good man. I'm going to come crash your paths soon
with jem. Let's do it, please, let's do it. Oh
my god. Good. It's good to know that you have
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your friends back. Yeah, you know that. I love you
so much. Let's get together. So please, thank you, thank you,
I love you. Okay, that was really good. That was
really good. Who else can we get what? My mom
and my dad just landed. That means we're gonna prank
call them next Okay, but what landed safely? And I
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like if you're into the net our next victim. Here
we go. Alright, So anybody that knows my dad knows
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that he loves cetas and Cuban food. Is that right
or wrong? Yeah? He does. He does love all right.
So I'm gonna call him and I'm gonna ask him
for a quote from the National Institute of Croquetas. Let's
let's see what he says. You better change your voice
because it's your father. After all that, you sounded just
like your mom. Go up, go up. He didn't recognize
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me the other day. Hello, is this Amelia Stefan. Yeah,
I'm calling from the National Institute of Croquetas. That's good.
I was wondering if you were able to facilitate a
quote because you were listed as one of the biggest
people enthusiast in Miami Beach. You owned businesses Laios on
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the Beach, the cart Dozo. Is there any way you
could offer a quote for National Croqueta Day. Crokay today?
You know my daughters come a chef now and she's
very famous now in Coquetta. I don't think that's family. Hello,
I'm sorry, is this a Melion Stepan? I got your
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number from a Janet Armus j A N E. T
T E. I saw. I saw it was my daughter
playing a crank. No, I'm so sorry, sir. This is
from the National Institute of Croqueta. Are you able to
supply quote for National Croquetta Day? Yeah, I mean said,
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you know something that it's great to have a cockette
to day because you know it's so so popular that
we're so happy that you'll be able to do that
actulations and we're very happy to you know we wasn't
a winner of Food and Wine. Yes, that's why I'm calling.
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I got your number from Food and Wine. I saw
that Lorios on the Beach was the winner in two thousand, nine, ten, eleven,
twelve and forty two of the best coquetta in Miami Beach.
Is there anything you'd like to say about that? No,
we're happy. We're happy to people like that that much.
But thank you so much for the coal and I
appreciate you call. Co Congratulations to everybody I love coquetta.
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Thank you so much, good night, thank you, bye bye.
Thank you to everyone who likes cokada. My favorite. It's
a hacker the bottom right. I don't know of that
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family that doesn't sound my Emily. I feel like, now
we need to call my mom and be like, bro,
I just got this call from a Croqueta. Was that you?
Was that you calling him? Croata? Woman? You got that call?
To hold on? Let me put them on hold on. Dude,
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We're not only in the middle of shooting the podcast,
and we got like five calls from this person that
was asking about a quote from Food and Wine about
Croquetta day. That's gotta be maybe it's your brother. Maybe
it's your brother, or maybe it's maybe it's maybe it's
totally in date. Oh, because it was a four old
(25:26):
two number four old tweeters growing around. I don't know.
That was so weird. But then I felt like I
was on the spot and I'm like, well, Vegan Croke,
do I like Vegan? They just called your dad? What
did dad say? I know he loves No. He said, well,
I have a daughter who's become a shepherd's making you
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wait what So he said that m was wait, but
wait a minute, what if they write that now? Mama?
They and he told her, Oh, I said, baby, it's
a four two remember that can be Emily. No, he said, well,
I'm very happy because She said that Laureos had won
the best Croqueta and all these years, like four they
named other all the years that it had been They
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said it was the National Institute of Croqueta. Oh my god,
I bet you it's only in date or something, because
they did that croqueta movie Santos Enrique Santos. Maybe Oh
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my god, giant weed smell out here. Welcome to California. Mom, anyway, alright,
goten chung is here? Oh yeah, babe, maybe it was Santos.
All right, love you guys. I love your mom. Don't
Emily the will Maybe your grandma just called you back. Also,
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like we're getting all these these people pisted up and
just set me a text mustage saying lording and my
mom are trying to figure out who in the restaurant
set you guys pictures. Never never give yourself up. I'm
having too much fun. Oh my god, my face hurts
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my cheeks. Oh my god, I am so that was amazing.
That was great. That was really good. Well, we hope
you guys have laughed with us as much as we've laughed.
And to our family and friends out there, I'm so sorry.
We love you, but you signed up for this. Well,
they didn't sign up for it, but I hope they
give us a permission. Okay, yeah, to all of our
friends and family out there, we're sorry, but thank you.
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That was a blast. My face hurts. I need to
wash off facial asap. Also, we should go because we
have many an apology to make, right. Yeah, we should
probably start making our route. Whether you're laughing at yourselves
or laughing with people you love, the important thing is
that you laugh because it makes life a better place
and also too short, guys, and prank the hell out
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of the ones you love because it makes life more interesting.
It does, and life is way too short, so it's
worth it to spend some moments like this just laughing
and enjoying each other's company. And if you have to
sacrifice a couple of family members sometimes to do it,
just be my guest. If this was any inspiration to you,
it is to grab a phone or make an account
with another phone number and prank call your friends. It
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feels really good. Yeah. Plus after you prank them, there's
another conversation to be had, so you'll reconnect. Reconnect with
your mom, who we just spoke to like an hour ago. Well,
I don't think she's going to want to reconnect with
us very much. She we should probably never tell her
that we're the National Association of Well Earthlings. There's a
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lot of material that I guarantee you cannot and will
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Okay, I have you the same. Let's go to as
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one that aready ready for a theme lunch. Welcome back
(00:32):
to in our own world. Welcome back. I know you
missed us, you must have very much. And I missed
us me too, I missed myself very many times. Oh no,
that's really dark. Well, you know the first episode you
got to know is the second episode, we dove into
(00:52):
a little bit of our past. But we are pretty
silly people, wouldn't you say? I think we're pretty silly.
That's a good word to you. Well, I can tell
you for a fact that since I was a little girl,
everybody in my family, even if I wanted them to
or not, would prank me. And I feel like it
was an involuntary reaction for me to prank them. I
feel like it's in my blood. It's it kind of
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is your whole family or pranksters, Like I don't think
there's a better prankster than your mom. And you and
your mom have like pretty tight competition. I mean one.
I mean you were there that day my mom literally hid.
We were in my brother's house right. Oh my god,
the hide and seats story, Oh my, I will never
recover from that. I just don't understand. What did you
do fold herself up like a nap, like an envelope.
(01:39):
At the entire time she and Sasha were hiding behind
the couch, it'd be like six inches of space between
the couch at the wall. Mm hmmm. It was crazy.
Here's for glow Mommy and Sasha. Yeah, you can't really
out do that. I think that laughter is one of
(02:02):
the great gifts of life, right, because there are moments
to be serious and there are moments to enjoy and laugh.
So okay, so games and pranking has been a big
part of your upbringing. If you don't laugh for yourself,
then I think a lot of moments that you go
through will just be traumatizing. And it's just much better
to laugh than to allow those to sink in as
traumatizing moments. I can think of one moment in particular
(02:24):
that was pretty traumatizing, but all I can do I
was laugh about it. I was in high school and
if I yea, this is like my most embarrassing moment
I think today and I really don't want to do this.
And in high school, we were in a history class
that was kind of like long. It was like railroad format,
(02:44):
I should say, And the bathroom was at one end
of the classroom and the entrance to the classroom was
at the other end, so I needed to use the restroom.
I asked to use the restroom. My seat was closer
to the end of the entrance of the classroom. I
walk toss the entire corridor of students, use the bathroom,
take my time, And at that moment, I was wearing
(03:07):
my uniform shirt with a little skirt because you could
do that. You could wear whatever bottoms you wanted. When
I leave the bathroom and I'm making my way across
the corridor, and I'm looking around, you know, because that's
just who I am. I see this one kid. I'm
never going to forget his face, and he was like pale.
He was like pale, and I was like, okay, weird.
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I make my way around him towards my seat, and
when I finally sit down on the cold plastic, I
realized my ass is cold, and I'm like, why is
my ass cold? Why am I feeling my ass right now?
And it was that I had accidentally tucked my skirt
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into the back of my underwear and just walked across
the entire classroom with my ass out. It was so
bad that realization moment was like if an anvil fell
on my head, What did you do just after that? Nothing?
I think I melted into the seat and never recovered.
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I wish, I wish it was so bad at that
moment that his face registered were like it's set in that.
That's why he was looking at me that way. I'm
embarrassed here. I thought I was cute, you are, but
that moment was not cute. You were like feeling yourself.
I was feeling myself. I have no reason to be well.
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I've been through many an embarrassment. In middle school, we
had a very small class and it was my graduating
class was like twenty four people something school, yeah, something
like that, And so we had these big stairs that
were probably maybe a foot and a half in depth each,
so they were like maybe five stairs all together, but
(04:55):
they covered a very large span. And at that time,
we still had a flag where you to line up
and you know, stand there and do the whole ceremony right,
roll call, you know, et cetera, and um. I had
never been late. You know my timeliness. How do I
feel about timeliness? You're a little obsessive. I like to
be fashionably late. No, I don't. She likes to be
(05:16):
the first person at the party, and I'm the host
who hates the first person at the party. We're gonna
talk about timeliness at another time, no fun intended, because
I feel like that's a very valuable topic. However, so
I like to be on time. So it was the
one day of the year that I happened to be
running late. And believe it or not, I had gotten
my period that week for the first time, I know, gnarly,
(05:40):
and it was middle school. I was older. I was
like the last person in my friend group to get
my period, so I felt really awkward about pads and
tampons and like, yeah, I know, I played a lot
of basketball. So you're in the flag. I'm running late
for the first time ever. I'm freaking out. I'm stressed.
My blood pressure is high, and I'm like too young
to have blood pressure that high, you know. And I
(06:03):
hear them like starting to line up, et cetera. And
I'm running down the stairs and I trip. No oh, no,
it gets worse. Not only do I trip when I
get to the bottom of the stairs front of the
whole school, well in front of the whole middle school,
which keep in mind, was twenty four people, which sometimes
makes it worse. This doesn't matter, it's your home middle school. Yes,
(06:29):
ah yeah. So anyway, I not only am late, I
tripped down the giant stairs and also I'm very small,
so they seem somehow more giant. And uh. At the
end of the stairs, two paths just flop out of
my bag and I'm like, well, social suicide. That's the
end of my life. I'm never coming back to school.
(06:52):
Nice to see you, guys. I guess my education ends here.
Good night. It was brutal, and you know, especially at
that age, I know. So there's some laughter that has
not planned and a little bit embarrassing, and then there
are ways to plan laughter a k. A prank everybody
you know for the rest of time. Babe. You know me.
(07:16):
You know I'm a prankster. If anybody listened to the
first episode, you know that that was the one reason
I got in trouble. I love not only making people laugh,
but messing with people that I love and know, and
you and I have a longgoing prank war that we've
had since the beginning of our relationship. And I would
just like the record to show that I am in
the lead. Or no, please don't open in with the buttons. No,
(07:41):
I am in the lead. Whether you like it or not,
you simply have not caught up. Now that's not true.
It is true. Just because you have a better video
compilation doesn't mean that, in the amount of pranks that
have been successful between us, that I am not the
one putting those pranks in motion. Okay, I better at
scaring you. It's not my fault. It is not my
(08:04):
fault that I throw myself. It's not position and slide.
Wherever I am, there are there's fight, there's flight, there's freeze,
then there's M and M at any point when she startled,
and I'm pretty sure there's a video of this on
the internet somewhere, for some reason, dives. She dives head
(08:27):
first into the ground, into the air, into whatever is
in front of her, because that is her natural reaction.
You startle M and she dives. She dives, which is
like the worst thing ever because you happen to usually
be like the more athletic person, more agile person in
(08:48):
the group. But if we were on a scary movie,
you'd be the first to go bu boo. Okay, So
instead of competing against each other, M and I have
decided to join forces today and put our best prink
foot forward and see what we can do to our
friends and family members. They're not expecting any of this.
(09:10):
They have no idea that this is happening. They'll know
later who's on the roster. Who's on the roster first?
Oh boy, let's see. All right, let's do this. I
(09:32):
think that we should, you know, dive in in in
your style. I think that we should dive in. Okay,
So we're gonna do my Okay, We're gonna call my mom,
who has recently made a TikTok account and puts very often.
She's extremely committed to the TikTok initiative, and so we're
(09:52):
going to try to hook her with that. We're going
to try to hook her with a brand collaboration. We're
calling because we saw her account on TikTok and we
want to partner up with her. Let's see if she
answered hello, Hi, is this she is Mendy's. She has money.
(10:22):
Hell's canna help you great. I'm a representative from TikTok.
I have been viewing your media for the last two months,
and I wanted to offer you a reels play bonus.
What kind of playbol I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.
What kind of bonus? So there's a certain bonus that's
accentuated with when you are her own reels play and
you post a certain amount of things and situating, also exercise,
(10:44):
a food and other things that you do in your life.
Just send me some information via email. I'll take a
look at it. Health that okay, are you comfortable with
sexual liberation Mrs Mendis Okay, We're gonna call Letty Chen. Okay,
(11:14):
So Lenny Chen is an incredible human being. He used
to work with Bob Marley and now he manages the
whalers who Gem and I have worked with before. Yes,
we have. We're not gonna we're not gonna put a
star sixty seven on this phone number. We're going to
call him as us. But let's see if he buys
what we're going to try to sell him. Oh boy,
let's see. Hello, Letty, let me Letty. I miss you.
(11:49):
Let me tell you. I miss you guys so bad. Oh,
we love we love you and I love you too. Yeah,
we gotta see each other soon. Yeah, listen, I'm so sorry.
I I know that you're busy. I just wanted to
talk to you about something a little bit serious. Okay,
please go ahead. Okay. So you know how like a
(12:09):
lot of the laws now are changing about like legalization
of marijuana and everything. And Okay, so today, like ten
minutes ago, they released that they want to pass a
law to ban reggae. I know they're gonna make it
illegal to play any kind of reggae rhythm anywhere in
(12:31):
the world. That's going to make us bigger. You know,
let them try that ship. No, Len, I'm serious, dude, Like,
we have to do something about this. If they're gonna
ban reggae, we have to do like a concert. We
have to get signature signed. This ship is crazy. They
can't do that. They can't. They can't, I know. So
(12:57):
what do we do if they do even we fight
and they can't beat touch nither Right, all right, I'm
just kidding, man. We're just working with you. I know you.
Like nobody's gonna stop never never, we will call you,
(13:20):
we will call it. Okay, Okay, let's call my grandfather
and Tom that we're towing his car, that it's not
that that he is just me Gilly's Mendy's. Your car
is being told outside the residents. We noticed that your
(13:41):
your car was not registered with our with the apartment building,
and we're calling to let you know that even we're
gonna kill it. We're gonna kill No, he's gonna kill us, Jim.
He's getting Jim. He's gonna kill us, Jim. We're going
straight to hell. Hello, Hello, is this my Gully's Mandies
(14:07):
is actually the management? Good? Okay, So there seems to
be a problem with your car and the registration of
the apartment building that you currently reside in. Who called?
Who are you? There is a tow truck outside your
resident at the moment, towing your car your room. My
(14:27):
card is shaved. Yeah you are you sure? Oh? Because
I just got a notification that there was a report
that your your car is being told from the outside
of your residence in Kenton. What my car? Oh? Okay?
(14:49):
Is your name Miguel is Mandy's? How do you think
how it's currently it's a Chevy Malibu? Said, are going
to win my white mine? You go? She think of
it in England? Mine right to tell me? I'm when
(15:16):
I'm in what can I help you with? There is
currently a Chevy Malibu outside of an apartment complex that
is being told because it is not registered to the
owner of the building. Is a heamily have a part? I? Hey,
(15:43):
you did you do? Not? Wait? I can do all
right now with a bart good, I'm gonna go wow
(16:07):
when I love you? We got you? We got you good?
But where is Lena? I shouldn't answer me, she's let
me call you myself. She's old on, hold on, she's
there though, she's there though? Right? What's up each Lena? Okay,
(16:31):
your mom? Your mom can't hear us, right, she's sitting
next to me. We're gonna prank call her me and
we are about to prank call her and tell her
that we're in l A. Can you send me a
text real quick and tell me what she's wearing and
where you guys are at? Yeah? Okay, bye bye. That
(16:52):
is listen. That is how you do it. The point
is that you need to plan in advance. You need
to know who you're calling, you need to know what
you're gonna say, and you need to know what they're wearing. No,
maybe not all part okay, but you can't go oh hello, Hello,
m I'd scream at the frog. My name is I
(17:14):
am from dark. We don't get him to tear yet. Okay,
I got all the deeds on where Lily is. Let's
do this shoot. Okay, so she's at a restaurant called
Ivy Ivy. Yeah, all right, so here's the t So
we're about to call Lily. Lena has given us the deeds. Okay,
you have to be convinced. Mrima. Oh yeah, I gotta
(17:44):
tell you something. Don't turn around too fast, but I
know that you're in a black and white coat and
that you're in IVY. I'm in l A with jem
No you're not. Oh no, I'm in l A. Turn around.
Oh yeah, Lena's friend is sitting next to you. She's
(18:04):
wearing a green outfit. Yes, I went. Don't turn around
all right? Stand up? Oh yeah, give me a huge
by let's how do you know? Get that? Get that?
(18:26):
How do you know the way your every day you
every day day? I'm not I'm right behind you, yes,
say yes, look at that? How didn't know? I don't
want to know. Okay, to do a little intermission song
so I can do a little Oh God, like the
(18:49):
dude DoD d be bad bads g b b b
bee beout eamn leaves pee listen to pea break so
uh blah bo. You should have heard the song I
(19:12):
wrote for you while you were gone. I heard it.
It sounded like something was time. Okay. So in our
own world is a part of the Michael Duda Network
under the I Heart Radio umbrella, and a brother of
ours in the network is Enrique Santos, who happens to
be a longtime family friend of Emily's. And so we
(19:34):
are going to call him and tell him that we
messed up, and Emily is going to tell him that
she sent something to my heart that she wasn't supposed
to send and needs him to get her out of it.
By the way, guys, we're throwing ourselves out there all right,
like we're trying to have a good time. But you know,
(19:55):
I'm as nervous as you are. So let's see, because
you know what, if I were in this asition and
we're receiving this phone call, I'd be a little nervous.
All right, Let's see how long you can milk it for.
Here we go, Here we go, Hey you, Hey, how
are you? I'm doing you good yourself? Good good? Oh yeah, listen,
(20:16):
you know you're like my big brother. I'm in a
little bit of a situation. I need some guidance, of course,
So I accidentally sent something to my heart that I
shouldn't have, okay, something like uh, probably like the worst
thing you could imagine? Who did you send this to? Um?
(20:40):
Like the you know, the I Heart team. Oh was this?
What a video of picture? What? Yeah, it's a video
of my phone with me. I'm like, oh god, you
got me good? You got me good? You know what?
(21:04):
The man? I really like your serious voice. You could
really be a daddy, so you know, you know I
got you girl? Oh my god, oh you know everything.
Good man. I'm going to come crash your paths soon
with jem. Let's do it, please, let's do it. Oh
my god. Good. It's good to know that you have
(21:26):
your friends back. Yeah, you know that. I love you
so much. Let's get together. So please, thank you, thank you,
I love you. Okay, that was really good. That was
really good. Who else can we get what? My mom
and my dad just landed. That means we're gonna prank
call them next Okay, but what landed safely? And I
(21:49):
like if you're into the net our next victim. Here
we go. Alright, So anybody that knows my dad knows
(22:10):
that he loves cetas and Cuban food. Is that right
or wrong? Yeah? He does. He does love all right.
So I'm gonna call him and I'm gonna ask him
for a quote from the National Institute of Croquetas. Let's
let's see what he says. You better change your voice
because it's your father. After all that, you sounded just
like your mom. Go up, go up. He didn't recognize
(22:33):
me the other day. Hello, is this Amelia Stefan. Yeah,
I'm calling from the National Institute of Croquetas. That's good.
I was wondering if you were able to facilitate a
quote because you were listed as one of the biggest
people enthusiast in Miami Beach. You owned businesses Laios on
(22:55):
the Beach, the cart Dozo. Is there any way you
could offer a quote for National Croqueta Day. Crokay today?
You know my daughters come a chef now and she's
very famous now in Coquetta. I don't think that's family. Hello,
I'm sorry, is this a Melion Stepan? I got your
(23:15):
number from a Janet Armus j A N E. T
T E. I saw. I saw it was my daughter
playing a crank. No, I'm so sorry, sir. This is
from the National Institute of Croqueta. Are you able to
supply quote for National Croquetta Day? Yeah, I mean said,
(23:37):
you know something that it's great to have a cockette
to day because you know it's so so popular that
we're so happy that you'll be able to do that
actulations and we're very happy to you know we wasn't
a winner of Food and Wine. Yes, that's why I'm calling.
(23:58):
I got your number from Food and Wine. I saw
that Lorios on the Beach was the winner in two thousand, nine, ten, eleven,
twelve and forty two of the best coquetta in Miami Beach.
Is there anything you'd like to say about that? No,
we're happy. We're happy to people like that that much.
But thank you so much for the coal and I
appreciate you call. Co Congratulations to everybody I love coquetta.
(24:20):
Thank you so much, good night, thank you, bye bye.
Thank you to everyone who likes cokada. My favorite. It's
a hacker the bottom right. I don't know of that
(24:42):
family that doesn't sound my Emily. I feel like, now
we need to call my mom and be like, bro,
I just got this call from a Croqueta. Was that you?
Was that you calling him? Croata? Woman? You got that call?
To hold on? Let me put them on hold on. Dude,
(25:05):
We're not only in the middle of shooting the podcast,
and we got like five calls from this person that
was asking about a quote from Food and Wine about
Croquetta day. That's gotta be maybe it's your brother. Maybe
it's your brother, or maybe it's maybe it's maybe it's
totally in date. Oh, because it was a four old
(25:26):
two number four old tweeters growing around. I don't know.
That was so weird. But then I felt like I
was on the spot and I'm like, well, Vegan Croke,
do I like Vegan? They just called your dad? What
did dad say? I know he loves No. He said, well,
I have a daughter who's become a shepherd's making you
(25:51):
wait what So he said that m was wait, but
wait a minute, what if they write that now? Mama?
They and he told her, Oh, I said, baby, it's
a four two remember that can be Emily. No, he said, well,
I'm very happy because She said that Laureos had won
the best Croqueta and all these years, like four they
named other all the years that it had been They
(26:13):
said it was the National Institute of Croqueta. Oh my god,
I bet you it's only in date or something, because
they did that croqueta movie Santos Enrique Santos. Maybe Oh
(26:34):
my god, giant weed smell out here. Welcome to California. Mom, anyway, alright,
goten chung is here? Oh yeah, babe, maybe it was Santos.
All right, love you guys. I love your mom. Don't
Emily the will Maybe your grandma just called you back. Also,
(27:06):
like we're getting all these these people pisted up and
just set me a text mustage saying lording and my
mom are trying to figure out who in the restaurant
set you guys pictures. Never never give yourself up. I'm
having too much fun. Oh my god, my face hurts
(27:26):
my cheeks. Oh my god, I am so that was amazing.
That was great. That was really good. Well, we hope
you guys have laughed with us as much as we've laughed.
And to our family and friends out there, I'm so sorry.
We love you, but you signed up for this. Well,
they didn't sign up for it, but I hope they
give us a permission. Okay, yeah, to all of our
friends and family out there, we're sorry, but thank you.
(27:50):
That was a blast. My face hurts. I need to
wash off facial asap. Also, we should go because we
have many an apology to make, right. Yeah, we should
probably start making our route. Whether you're laughing at yourselves
or laughing with people you love, the important thing is
that you laugh because it makes life a better place
and also too short, guys, and prank the hell out
(28:11):
of the ones you love because it makes life more interesting.
It does, and life is way too short, so it's
worth it to spend some moments like this just laughing
and enjoying each other's company. And if you have to
sacrifice a couple of family members sometimes to do it,
just be my guest. If this was any inspiration to you,
it is to grab a phone or make an account
with another phone number and prank call your friends. It
(28:33):
feels really good. Yeah. Plus after you prank them, there's
another conversation to be had, so you'll reconnect. Reconnect with
your mom, who we just spoke to like an hour ago. Well,
I don't think she's going to want to reconnect with
us very much. She we should probably never tell her
that we're the National Association of Well Earthlings. There's a
(28:54):
lot of material that I guarantee you cannot and will
not make it to this podcast, So if you want
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