July 6, 2022 • 38 mins
Your flight crew is back! And with plenty to say. We made a stop to purge some of our grievances, big and small. From SCOTUS' Roe v. Wade ruling to people leaving empty containers in the fridge: this is Irritation Station.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Only captain on the cop I hate you the same.
Let's go to the one remaining enough trying to catch
down that ready for during a theme dack now launch.
(00:30):
Oh yeah, you know what I just realized. I don't
think every podcast like actually listens to their own intro
song as they're coming in again. It's like our walkout songs,
they're walk in song. Well, you're gonna have to apologize
for any flubs that I may have today because my
brain is still a little left up from Ms Rhona. Listen,
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covid brain is a real thing. Yeah, covid brain is
a real thing. Well, I don't know if you missed
us out there, but we miss you. Were in the
depths of despair for a week, but we made it out. Well,
it was a little longer than a week, but you
guys didn't feel it because luckily the night that we
came down was the night that we filmed the last episode,
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and so many people gave us ship because we were
wearing masks at the Red carpet, and look, thank god
we were wearing masks at the Red carpet because we
later tested positive and had we not been wearing masks,
perhaps the entire guest list of that event would have
caught the rona. I felt like a dupis because people
now at this point, you know, they kind of come
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up to you if you're wearing a mask, and they
some people will like tease you or actually be kind
of mean, like what are you doing? Yeah? And people
were care yeah, like oh what now? My my excuse
if you need any help out there? If you want
to wear a mask is I say, oh, I like
the fashion, I say, I just like the way it looks,
because you know what, I don't have the time for
that anymore. I love the masks. I love the masks.
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I know some people like the masks. I respect that
you don't like the masks. You don't have to wear
them if you don't like to. I love a sign
on my face that says back the up, that says
give me room. I don't want to be close to you.
Don't want to smell your bread. Seriously, that is one
of the things that bothers me the most, Like why
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am I in the groc free line and I can
feel you breathing on my neck and it's just a
layer of protection. And you know what's crazy. We used
to think or at least I'll speak for myself. You know,
we would fly before MS Rona and there would be
like one or two people on the plane with a
mask on. I'd be like, why are they wearing a mask?
That's so weird. And now I don't know if I'll
ever fly again without a mask on, despite anything, because
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the stars just not smelling my parts is a plus.
But I missed I missed this, did I missed you
guys out there in the other worlds? So let's move on.
It's embarrassing enough that we caught it two years into
the pandemic for the first time, So hey, a bit
of our pridest trip. But we made it this far.
Rights anyway, We're lucky to be alive at the end
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of it. Yeah, I'm lucky to be here. So, speaking
of things that really bothered me, I don't know if
it was that we were cooped up in our house
for a couple of weeks and I was in a
fever dream for several days and so I was hallucinating
or what it is, or maybe it's been the events
of the last few weeks just all piled into one.
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But we really feel like talking about the things that
bother us the things that irritate us, if you will. Yes, Oh,
I know a place where you can go to talk
about that. Yeah. Yeah, it's off of Planet Chick. Oh yeah,
and what's it called. It's a place called Irritation Station.
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I thought you were gonna be like, Nope, is a
light years away. All right, we gotta go in to
cry all sleep to get there. But I heard it's
really good for your skin. Bigs that irritate you can
be isolated incidents. But there's also hello pet peeves gosh,
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which I've been around forever, and uh, I actually learned
something pretty cool about pet peeves. What you want to hear?
I do? Well, you don't have a choice. Sometimes when
we begin to embark on these journeys, I really second
guess them, and I'm like, do I really want to
expose myself in this way? Yes? I mean I think
I might have O C D. My list is extensive.
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I hope you're prepared. Oh my god, Okay, so here
we go check it out the way the term pet
peeve was introduced to the wider market mass people right
because pet and peeves separate are two different words. However,
all right, in the nineteen sixteen and nineteen twenty. In
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those years, there was a guy his name was f. King,
and he was a cartoonist. He did comic strips and
things like that. And he had a comic strip called
Gasoline Ali, which was popular at the time. And then
he came out with a comic called Kings because of
his name, King's Little Pet peeves, right, And so they
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were a little funny, humorous critiques about you know, stupid
behaviors and things that frustrated people. So people would at
that time, for example, like some of the stuff included
in the comics was cracking an egg, but then when
you crack it open, it's rotten. Back backseat drivers, rugs
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that bunch up or catch on the bottom of the floor,
like slippery rocks. Yeah, opening uh, candy, crinkly candy. And
a movie theater because also at that time there was
you know, no talking, there was music, but you know,
and then people could also write in and give suggestions
for what they wanted him to write. So I thought
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that that was really interesting. Look at that. I have
a few myself, But that's different than things that irritate you.
There are varying degrees of irritating things. Oh yeah, let
me do it, Mama, you can start. I'll tell you
something that irritates the funk out of me. Yeah. When
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I was a little girl, I always thought that every
year in the past, America would be a better, safer,
more equal place to live. And I think that it's
incredibly ironic that the same year that corporations, all corporations
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are jumping on board and slapping the gay flag, you know,
on everything, and you know it's cool to be you know,
quote unquote woke. Yeah, the same corporations are funding politicians
who are like publicly anti LGBT exactly. And besides that,
we have just gone eons back in equal rights for
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women in a way that I don't think a lot
of people really grasp because not only is it the
first Domino to show how the Supreme Court can do
damage and how quickly that happened, but it really shows
that women are not equal, and we are less equal
today than we were you know, a couple of weeks ago.
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That is really what's irritating me a lot right now. Yeah,
that's irritating me too. Um. I think any person, not
just women, any person that has a womb that has
the ability to get pregnant, however they self identify is
probably really really irritated by this. But I'm also irritated
by people's public response to this. You know, I've seen
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obviously social media has been up in arms. I have
been one of the people that have been up in
arms on my social media because I feel that whatever
platform that I have, however big or small, it's my
duty as a person, as a human on this planet,
to share and stand up for the things that I
believe are right. And I've seen a lot of people
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give a lot of reason to the Roe v. Wade argument,
like you know, what about the ten year old in
Ohio or you or you know the woman who's having
the topic pregnancy, or all of these situations that are
absolutely valid arguments. I feel like they actually take away
from the point of this, because it's not about whether
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or not abortion is justified, or whether or not you
agree in abortion, or whose whose life you value over whose.
This is something that's an attack beyond people with uterus
is this is a direct attack on our individual freedoms.
And when anybody of government has the ability to demand
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something of our bodies against our will, we're in trouble.
We're in trouble. Right after this happened, what was Clarence
Thomas's tweet to reconsider same sex marriage? And that's what
I meant, that this is the first domino, And you
don't think that they will pursue that. I absolutely think
they will pursue it, and it wouldn't surprise me. I'm
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not interested in anybody's personal beliefs. In fact, I don't
think it's any of my business, just like I don't
think that it's anybody's business what my personal beliefs are
unless I choose to share them. So it really doesn't
matter to me what religion you prescribed to It really
doesn't matter to me what you believe. I'm very comfortable
to say that at this point in my life, unless
my life was threatened, I would most likely not abort
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my child if I ended up pregnant. That's my personal decision.
I have nothing to say about any other uterous bearing
individual in any other situation because it's not my problem.
It's not my business, and I'm fully aware of the
lack of care that exists for children once the child
is born. So to me, something that's been frustrating about
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this experience is how based on our own personal beliefs,
we're continuing to go at each other, not realizing that
putting this problem between us is only pushing us further apart.
When this is an attack on all of us. What
we need to do is face this together. We're not
talking to communicate and learn, We're speaking to try to
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you know, like when people were were villainizing the villainizing
the other side and not realizing that we it's impossible
to have a world where everybody has the same opinion.
That's impossible. What is possible is to try to attain
a world where we work on communication, where you look
at someone on the other side and you don't look
at them like they're this big, bad monster. You look
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at them by someone that has a different perspective. You know.
That's why I love people who are brave enough to
come out and speak about Oh I used to think this,
and now I think this. This was my journey of
how I got there, Because so many people will marry
their opinions for their entire life, and that's how you
end up turning it inward and being unhappy and and
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and ending up spending your life hating other people. Instead
of being in the moment and just enjoying yourself. You
know what I mean, Like other people's opinions should never
make you angry, you know, like they you can disagree,
but they shouldn't take away time and space from your life.
It's it's irrelevant. People's opinions are irrelevant. They're completely irrelevant.
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The only time that people's opinions are relevant is when
you choose to engage with somebody, or if you are
looking for their opinion, or if they're used their own
platform to share their personal opinion, because we all know
that that's where a lot of people do that sort
of thing these days. But what it really just comes
down to is, and I learned this in high school.
Bless my high school teachers for this. Your rights and
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were my rights speaking? End of story. That is that
is a full sentence. That is a full sentence. That
means that's it. What I choose to do, so long
as it does not harm you is up to me,
is up to me. And unless you're telling me that
we're going to make it legal to perform kidney transplants
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and you're supposed to be an organ donor against your will,
don't tell me what to do with my body. Don't
tell me what to do with my body. Well, that's
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that's where the line is, Babe. I feel like, yeah,
you say, I don't care about people's opinions, how about
if those people's opinions influence your life directly a k a.
The majority of the Supreme Court. Well, right, it's not
their opinions, now, that's it's their actions that influence my life.
But their actions come from their opinions, and a lot
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of their opinions come from pardon me, outdated biblical, mistranslated information. No,
it's really bad. And it doesn't even matter where it
comes from. Because again and again, I have nothing against
anybody in their faith, you know, because I respect any
and all religions. I think that you can draw something
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from all information. Right, But who is it that we
were watching something and they said, if you only read
one book in the library, how much information would you have?
Why wouldn't you want to read all the books, connect
the dots, all the information that exists, you know? So anyway,
I do think that the decisions that are the actions
that are made by the Supreme Court are directly affected
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by opinions. That should not be a part of how
you delegate equality and rights to a people when you're
the government. You know what I'm saying, separation of church
and state exactly, And and that's and that's precisely what
I was saying. So you know, I don't like to
be the person to present a problem and not present
to put solution. But I don't have a solution. I'm
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not a politician. I'm just a person with an opinion
who's sharing it on her platform. But if I were
to guess, what we could do with our frustration at
the situation is speak up about it, put our money
where our mouth is, and donate to the places that
need it. Planned Parenthood or others organizations that are putting
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you know, abortion pills and people's hands in states where
they might might might be denied it. It's going to
get dangerous, Oh absolutely, it absolutely is. And the disproportionately
affected demographic as an every unfortunate situation is people of color,
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absolutely absolutely, because they don't have access to things they
can't Oh yeah, you fly to a state where it's um,
where it's legal. Oh yeah, what about that plane ticket?
What about people the white women? Because it's really sad,
how many white women support this issue. By the way,
I don't know if you know the statistics, but the
white women who support this issue don't have this problem
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because if they needed to have an abortion, they'll find
a way they can be they can fly there, they
can they can they can afford that plane ticket. We
didn't realize that by the end of this we're just
going to be super irritated. We need some kind of release.
I know, we gotta watch SpongeBob or something. Yeah, we
we do. What's the opposite of irritation. Puppies. We'll have
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to tell I don't to bring her puppy back. Um yeah,
I mean honestly, to be honest with you. You know,
my family came from Cuba. A lot of you know
already because of everything that was going on in July eleventh,
and I shared about my family's history that my grandfather
fought to overthrow too dictatorships, first aboutist that one and
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then the then Castro's regime. And so I think it's
been ingrained in my DNA to be critical of my
government and fight for my beliefs. So I have always
been critical of this country. Um. I also, you know,
as we explored in one of our episodes have seen
a lot of its corruption and experienced it firsthand via
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the prison system. Um. Yeah, I'm pretty sad and disappointed
in us and what we've allowed. But hopefully as we
continue to have these conversations, will continue to see somewhat
of a change. Because as the pendulum swings in one direction,
it must swing in the other. So it won't be
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like this forever, I hope, So that will be dead
by then we will probably be doing I know, in
no way I thought in our lifetime. By the way,
that was our third guest here today, the residue from
Ms Rohna. She here, she negative, But you know that
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that's actually one of my pet peeves. She'd we get
into our pet peeves. Uh. You can start when I
was really young, and maybe this contributes to why I've
been so weird with my hair my whole life. Also,
I've always had anxiety. But anyway, Uh, in the morning,
when I would do my hair for school, you know
me and my braids. Girl, can't believe it. Did you
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have no braids? Girl? I had plenty of friends now
now I don't have any. Then I was rocking anyway,
so I would do my hair right and I had
a couple of styles before it went just to the braids.
I would do like a pony or braids. So I
was you know when you do your hair and you
keep trying to do it, and you keep trying to
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do it, but it just it doesn't happen, like either
one hair is out of place or it looks right.
But then you realize it, and then the tension keeps
building and every time you try it gets worse and worse,
and then finally I would just lose my ship and
like bang the brush against the thing and be like,
just be so frustrated. For frustrated. That was so irritating
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to me. That's wow, that's a really good word that
I can feel it right now. Oh okay, you know
what's something that really bothers me. It has to do
with the etiquette of entry and exit, be it it
a store or any location where there is a door
that you must enter and exit from. Let me just
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repeat for those of us in the back who are
hard of hearing, let the passengers of the train exit
the train before boarding. Meaning if you are entering a
location and there is another group of people who are
exiting that location, please allow them to exit before entering.
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And another thing, if somebody is holding the door for
you to be courteous, either for you to exit or enter,
say thank you. Oh I am not the one if
you If I hold the door out been for you,
which I always will because I love to do that,
and you walk past me and you don't even look
in my eyes or in my direction and just say thanks,
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I will literally be like you're welcome. I enact my
laser beam eyes and I give him the look of
like you're going to eat a spider when you go
to bed today. I just think of like the worst thing,
that's not the worst things, like you're gonna eat likely
and forget you ate them, then you're gonna think there's
blood in your I feel like, isn't there isn't it?
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Like don't we all eat like three spiders a night
or something like that? Crazy? I don't know. I could
have totally made the things that I've looked up about
when you sleep, I don't want to know. That irritates me.
All the things I've learned about no, no, no, no no, no,
thank you, not thank you? Okay, I want to sleep tonight.
Uh yeah, that really bothers me. Okay, I don't have
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to hold the door open for you. Speaking of holding
the door open, that brings me to one of my
biggest pet peeves. I guess what's like something that really
gets under my skin more than anything. I don't know,
Yes you do, I mean I probably do. But what
starts with an m ends with oh my god, misogyny?
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Oh my god. Okay, but what does that have to
do with holding the door open? Because you know, like
if I sometimes if you if girls hold doors open
for guys, I'll be like, oh, don't do that. Let
me get that for you. I'll be like, bitch, take
the fucking door that's open, all right? This is equality here.
We can be nice to one another. Or like if
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I'm lifting something, so I'll be like, oh, you need
help with that. I'm like, no, you need help with that?
You know. I think that's like you know what I
don't like about misogyny. This is a pet peeve of mine.
The phrase boys will be boys. Oh yeah, Please don't
justify anybody's behavior by something like that, and certainly not
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men who have had a leg up their entire life. No,
thank you, No, boys will be boys? Do not excuse them?
Do not baby them or enable their bad behavior. I
just feel like that phrase is just one of the
most toxic things I've ever heard. And you know what's
the saddest part the people usually saying that phrase is women.
It's women. None of you are safe. Okay, I'm coming
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for all of you, Babe. I have a really good one, okay.
And I make it a personal are we whining? This
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whining doesn't matter. Just vent with us. I want to
hear what everybody out there is pepe. Yeah, if you,
if you're listening, I count how many you've identified with
and let us know. I make it a point to
always be extremely upfront in this department because this is
one of the things that irritates me most in life.
What people who pretend to know bands or music. Oh
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my god, but come on, like the person who has
the Rabbey Road or the Remote shirt, the Misfits shirt,
you know, and you're like, oh yeah, man, oh man,
pet peeve slash irritation, the existence of cauliflower. Oh my god, Emily,
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the world is perfect. I feel bad. I don't want
to exile anything, but like the smell that's not a
pet rice is perfect. Stop trying to make it right,
Stop trying to make a pizza. Stop trying to make
it close, stop trying to make it stop, just stop.
You want to have cauliflower find I don't want to
go somewhere and they're like, Hi, this pizza is made
of cauliflower. Okay, might as well be serving me a
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fart piece. It's not it smells, it's not rice, it's
not though. Okay, food a food one that really really
bothers me, really, but there's me when you're using a
condiment like ketchup for example, so you're going to say content,
you know, but we don't use um okay. So when
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you're using a condiment, okay, okay and whatever, some people
are just savage about it, you know whatever. So they're
like squirting, the squirting getting better, it's not all over
their food or wherever the hell they're putting it on.
And then it gets all over the top, the top,
and then they just close the cap. Oh and like
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you go to go get the catchup. Oh, you absolutely are.
I wasn't going to say. Honest, I wasn't going to
say that. But then you go to is the catchup
and there's this like hardened, dark red film of ketchup,
try to catch up. Called the llama gross speak another
another food one you know Okay, this is a real
peppieve of mine. Okay, and you know what, chick, but
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you'd be surprised the hood lumps that we associate with.
And I'm calling you all out. These some of my
best friends. Okay, Mima, seriously, I want to talk to
their mother. Get back to your home, to get away
from my house. Listen to this. How many times you've
been there? You've been there that I am slaving away?
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I'm getting old? Yeah, wow, anyway, you're gone to listen.
It's real, It's real, you've been there. It's rude. I
have just cooked like an extravagant meal. And if you
know me, you know I don't have asked anything. So
I'm going full throttle on your meal. And I'm I'm
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like heartily done serving everybody. And it's always a person
who is like the most guest one, like the one
that's like least associated to me, right, like not necessarily
you know who you are. You know who you are.
We'll start eating and I have been cooking for like
two hours. Gemmy about that life. She'll be like sweetie, hello,
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oh Babe. I feel bad about this one, but it's
the truth. What I would love to meet a person.
I really would love to meet a person that genuinely
enjoys talking while getting a massage, because that is really irritating,
so irritating. I'm like, um, and you know what, like
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I love it. It's not there are plenty of people
are massaging me. I genuinely want to talk to them,
you know how I am. I love people. But when
my face is smooshed against a half an oily croissant
and I'm trying to relax and breathe out my third
eye and my third ass or whatever the hell you're
supposed to be doing when getting massage, I don't want
to hear about the economy of Italy. I really don't,
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you know. I just want to relax, you know. Oh,
speaking of talking to my mistress that I can't get
rid of my pet peeve to the end of time?
What spam risk? Spammrisk? Are you crazy? Do you have
you seen how many spammers calls I've get at this
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point in rings that I'm like the third time today,
miss me baby, to be honest, started into the phone
no matter who's calling, So I do have a talking
one for you? A talking one? Yes, sometimes you're guilty
of this, oh boy, but my mother's especially guilty people
who talk through movies. I cannot. My favorite that My
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favorite is when we're watching the same thing both for
the first time, and then someone turns to you and
it's like, oh, my god, but it happened, or oh
my god, but what do you think he's saying? Or
what do you don't know? That stand up where it's like,
where's she going? Oh she shouldn't go. Oh why is
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she doing that? Why is he doing that? I don't know.
Let's watch together and find out if you would. Just
I'm sorry. Also, just you know, one more, just tiny,
just a little, just just a little thing. Stop putting
bacon on everything. Okay, that's not donuts, don't and bacon cake.
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Get the bacon away from the bad enough as it
is what you shouldn't be eating bacon, baby, This doesn't
count as a pet peeve. These are things, not everything
needs bacon. Okay, that's okay, my love As a pet peeve,
of course, no, no, because you don't have to be
bacon icing its existence. You control I bet you. There's
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a call of flower you don't have to buy a
bacon cookie. So what you're just mad, You're just mad
at at recipes the energy that it resonates. No, this
doesn't count. You are disqualified. That doesn't count. You know, taken.
It's taking places away from places where there could be
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more guava items. Let's see, personally, I would choose the
bacon item over the guava item. You're we're vegans, Jim,
it would be vegan you see. No. Yes, In fact,
I've literally made a breakfast cupcake and there people still
recall this cupcake where I literally made it out of
pancake batter, infused it with maple syrup, and made a
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cream cheese frosting, and topped it with candied bacon. It
was great, candid, beautiful, piggy. Okay, well that was before
I was vegan. So all right, another food one, and
this one really bothers me. Look it's sam, Oh my god. Okay,
this one really, this one really annoys the ship out
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of me. I'm not going to name names. When you
leave this is the general form of you, Okay, general
form of you. When people leave containers that are empty
or practically empty in the refrigerator. Yeah, that sucks the
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drink with one sip, the massive tupperware with one bite. Well,
you can't kill it before it's fulfilled. It's tupperware purpose
it is. It occupies space in the fridge, and then
it's so much work, more work to have to clean
it all out like that first, you know, like hmm um, Marie,
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am I really going to eat this later? And having
those honest conversations with yourself are very powerful and they
lend themselves to other areas of your life. I'm just
gonna put it out there for anyone who's listening, Okay,
not naming names, and so at least it's better than
throwing your food, your food, throwing your clothes everywhere but
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the hamper. I don't know what you're talking about, you
I see? Is that a pet peep of yours? Is that?
What are your pet peeves? I feel like maybe a
little bit. Let me okay, another one house related that's
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really freaking annoying. If you're if you have just gone
to the bathroom okay, and you finished the roll of
toilet paper, if you're not gonna if you're not gonna
take because this is what I love. There's there's people
who will leave the carton that's empty on the tail
toilet paperwall. But just like bring another toilet paperwroll, but
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like not put it in its place, just like leave
the cardboard and bring another toilet paperwroll. But there are
some people who don't even do that, just leave the
empty toilet paper roll and never replenished. So you're sitting
on the toilet, you gotta scream out into the abyss,
hoping somebody hears you. Look, I need toilet paper. Luckily
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for you, you have Tep Girl, a k me toilet
paper girl. Go to our instagram to go for a girl.
I'm not speaking of anybody in particular, no, but I'm
just telling you that Tepe girl is always there. But
I have a I have a truth question right now,
a truth like a like a truth moment right here,
and like hold my hand, okay when I ask you this,
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it's real in our own world as we travel through spacetime. Yes, okay,
here's my hand. Okay, irritation station, Listen, what truth time?
Because we've all been in this position, in this scenario,
when you're in your house and you have a partner,
it can be different. But have you ever been in
a situation where you have to pee and after you
pee you realize that there's nothing to wipe with, or
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they've left the cardboard. What's the weirdest thing you've ever
wiped with? YEA, wait what? I just I feel like
you were trying to send me up for something there
and then you retreated out of fear. Was trying to
say that you've wiped with the cardboard of zile paper.
Just say no, I'm asking you. Just say it, man,
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I'm just saying, what was I supposed to do? I
wiggled you? He was in Colorado? Okay, there was not
Why did you just call? No, you weren't there, but
you couldn't have called your mom or anybody else was
at that moment. We know there was in the house.
It was on the mountain, and we didn't ski together
at that time. I was a kid. Oh, I will
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very I will very happily approach. I will very very happy,
very happily shout out from my stall in a public
bedroom because I was in ski school and at that point,
well then I wasn't school like you know, I had
an instructor. No, I was a kid and I had
no other choice. And I'm judging, and then I had
to wipe with it. Come on, listen to no but
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I have I have just so I can go get
other toilet paper and like after you and I will
wiggle for like five minutes, like I will really try
to get it all up. It sucks being a girl
sometimes actually a lot of times, but whatever, h and
I will literally like there, you know how when you
use attles so embarrassing? Why are we saying this? When
you pull out the last piece of toilet paper and
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there's just like three little like strips papers still on
the cardboard, I will like collect them, collect them and
try to shape them into like one thing. At least
I can get like one white, and then I'll go
get toilet paper, and you know, I wipe myself properly,
wash my hands and everything. But that was really cute
how you tried to set that up. Okay, no judgment here, no,
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you know, oh you know it's another one. You'd be
surprised by the amount of people who don't do this regularly.
People who cough and sneeze and don't cover their nose.
Oh homie, especially always gross, but especially not always grows.
You know which one I really don't like. And I
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feel like I can really say this because I've been
a host so many times. I don't care if you
arrive to my party late, but don't arrive early. If
it's just a party and you're like, oh, I'll be
there around ten and the party starts today, I don't care.
I really don't care. But if the party starts today,
do not arrive at seven or seven thirty, you're like,
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I will be running around like a chicken. I'll be
running around like a chicken without a head. I you
know how I feel about punctuality. I do not like lateness, tardiness.
It gets under my skin. I like being on top.
I don't like tardiness for professional situations. In personal social situations,
I could not give less of milk. I literally don't care.
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In fact, if it's my free time and it's time
that I'm not working and it's my time to relax,
and if I'm choosing to attend the function again, unless
it's like a dinner or something that's time, since it
ever has a specific time start time, I'm gonna go.
I like being on time and like being early. You know,
I like being really too being early, getting somewhere with
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enough time to set up and have a cafe. It's
like the ideal situation like that too. Okay, so this
is This has been pretty good. I think it's been cathartic.
It's been great. But I want to get the hell
off this planet. I leave all these irritating things behind.
There's a lot of aggression here. What's as we take off?
What's one thing that you love? Oh, something that you
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love to see that brings you joy anytime you notice it.
A couple of days ago, I went to take the
trash out, which is not the funnest thing. And when
I was walking back from taking the trash out, I
like saw something in my purpheral vision and it was
two big, beautiful butterflies and they were like chasing each other,
but they were going around my head, like super close
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to me, and I was very present in the moment.
It was really beautiful. I like that and that made
me happy. That's really sweet. What about you? Um, how's
this one for you? I don't like to talk about talk.
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The other day I got to go to talk about
like use a gift card. And I don't know how
it's been like my life and everybody who truly knows me,
really knows my love for Taco Bell. And nobody has
given me a talk about gift card. But I got
one and I was able to use it, and I
was so happy. I saw your radiating joy. I just
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love talking. Then he messed up order order and yelled
at you, but then he apologized he did anyway. Okay,
come on, one thing that brings you joy. Oh I
thought talcout was a good ants. Come on, the engines
are started already. Okay, you know what I love. You
know what I love in the world. Puppy breath. Oh,
sweet coffee, milky goodness good. No, No, I love the
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puppy breath. I just love puppy. I just wanted to
bite my I love cold puppy ears, cold puffy ears.
And Tobys, Tobyans, Toby Tobies, I love Tobeans. Love dogs.
Dogs are just a great part of life. See there,
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this is what a great way to end. As we
descend on the planet, It's so great to be back here,
traveling the multiverse with you and landing anywhere the wind
takes us. No, there's no Winch space anywhere. The lack
of gravity moves us anywhere the lack of gravity doesn't
move us. Um you know what I mean. I'm happy
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to be back me to On a serious note, you know,
I'm really glad that we made it do okay and
we are here to fly another day. We missed you, guys.
We are so excited for next week and Earthlings, we
want to hear from you. Give us a call, whether
it be to say hi or tell us so sexy
we aren't, or more importantly, on today's flight, if you
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thought of any things that irritate you or pet peeves
of yours. We want to hear from you. Thanks for
joining us and we will see you next week. Baby,
you can't keep us down. Bye bye. This is a
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Only captain on the cop I hate you the same.
Let's go to the one remaining enough trying to catch
down that ready for during a theme dack now launch.
(00:30):
Oh yeah, you know what I just realized. I don't
think every podcast like actually listens to their own intro
song as they're coming in again. It's like our walkout songs,
they're walk in song. Well, you're gonna have to apologize
for any flubs that I may have today because my
brain is still a little left up from Ms Rhona. Listen,
(00:53):
covid brain is a real thing. Yeah, covid brain is
a real thing. Well, I don't know if you missed
us out there, but we miss you. Were in the
depths of despair for a week, but we made it out. Well,
it was a little longer than a week, but you
guys didn't feel it because luckily the night that we
came down was the night that we filmed the last episode,
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and so many people gave us ship because we were
wearing masks at the Red carpet, and look, thank god
we were wearing masks at the Red carpet because we
later tested positive and had we not been wearing masks,
perhaps the entire guest list of that event would have
caught the rona. I felt like a dupis because people
now at this point, you know, they kind of come
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up to you if you're wearing a mask, and they
some people will like tease you or actually be kind
of mean, like what are you doing? Yeah? And people
were care yeah, like oh what now? My my excuse
if you need any help out there? If you want
to wear a mask is I say, oh, I like
the fashion, I say, I just like the way it looks,
because you know what, I don't have the time for
that anymore. I love the masks. I love the masks.
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I know some people like the masks. I respect that
you don't like the masks. You don't have to wear
them if you don't like to. I love a sign
on my face that says back the up, that says
give me room. I don't want to be close to you.
Don't want to smell your bread. Seriously, that is one
of the things that bothers me the most, Like why
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am I in the groc free line and I can
feel you breathing on my neck and it's just a
layer of protection. And you know what's crazy. We used
to think or at least I'll speak for myself. You know,
we would fly before MS Rona and there would be
like one or two people on the plane with a
mask on. I'd be like, why are they wearing a mask?
That's so weird. And now I don't know if I'll
ever fly again without a mask on, despite anything, because
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the stars just not smelling my parts is a plus.
But I missed I missed this, did I missed you
guys out there in the other worlds? So let's move on.
It's embarrassing enough that we caught it two years into
the pandemic for the first time, So hey, a bit
of our pridest trip. But we made it this far.
Rights anyway, We're lucky to be alive at the end
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of it. Yeah, I'm lucky to be here. So, speaking
of things that really bothered me, I don't know if
it was that we were cooped up in our house
for a couple of weeks and I was in a
fever dream for several days and so I was hallucinating
or what it is, or maybe it's been the events
of the last few weeks just all piled into one.
(03:27):
But we really feel like talking about the things that
bother us the things that irritate us, if you will. Yes, Oh,
I know a place where you can go to talk
about that. Yeah. Yeah, it's off of Planet Chick. Oh yeah,
and what's it called. It's a place called Irritation Station.
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I thought you were gonna be like, Nope, is a
light years away. All right, we gotta go in to
cry all sleep to get there. But I heard it's
really good for your skin. Bigs that irritate you can
be isolated incidents. But there's also hello pet peeves gosh,
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which I've been around forever, and uh, I actually learned
something pretty cool about pet peeves. What you want to hear?
I do? Well, you don't have a choice. Sometimes when
we begin to embark on these journeys, I really second
guess them, and I'm like, do I really want to
expose myself in this way? Yes? I mean I think
I might have O C D. My list is extensive.
(04:35):
I hope you're prepared. Oh my god, Okay, so here
we go check it out the way the term pet
peeve was introduced to the wider market mass people right
because pet and peeves separate are two different words. However,
all right, in the nineteen sixteen and nineteen twenty. In
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those years, there was a guy his name was f. King,
and he was a cartoonist. He did comic strips and
things like that. And he had a comic strip called
Gasoline Ali, which was popular at the time. And then
he came out with a comic called Kings because of
his name, King's Little Pet peeves, right, And so they
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were a little funny, humorous critiques about you know, stupid
behaviors and things that frustrated people. So people would at
that time, for example, like some of the stuff included
in the comics was cracking an egg, but then when
you crack it open, it's rotten. Back backseat drivers, rugs
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that bunch up or catch on the bottom of the floor,
like slippery rocks. Yeah, opening uh, candy, crinkly candy. And
a movie theater because also at that time there was
you know, no talking, there was music, but you know,
and then people could also write in and give suggestions
for what they wanted him to write. So I thought
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that that was really interesting. Look at that. I have
a few myself, But that's different than things that irritate you.
There are varying degrees of irritating things. Oh yeah, let
me do it, Mama, you can start. I'll tell you
something that irritates the funk out of me. Yeah. When
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I was a little girl, I always thought that every
year in the past, America would be a better, safer,
more equal place to live. And I think that it's
incredibly ironic that the same year that corporations, all corporations
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are jumping on board and slapping the gay flag, you know,
on everything, and you know it's cool to be you know,
quote unquote woke. Yeah, the same corporations are funding politicians
who are like publicly anti LGBT exactly. And besides that,
we have just gone eons back in equal rights for
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women in a way that I don't think a lot
of people really grasp because not only is it the
first Domino to show how the Supreme Court can do
damage and how quickly that happened, but it really shows
that women are not equal, and we are less equal
today than we were you know, a couple of weeks ago.
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That is really what's irritating me a lot right now. Yeah,
that's irritating me too. Um. I think any person, not
just women, any person that has a womb that has
the ability to get pregnant, however they self identify is
probably really really irritated by this. But I'm also irritated
by people's public response to this. You know, I've seen
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obviously social media has been up in arms. I have
been one of the people that have been up in
arms on my social media because I feel that whatever
platform that I have, however big or small, it's my
duty as a person, as a human on this planet,
to share and stand up for the things that I
believe are right. And I've seen a lot of people
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give a lot of reason to the Roe v. Wade argument,
like you know, what about the ten year old in
Ohio or you or you know the woman who's having
the topic pregnancy, or all of these situations that are
absolutely valid arguments. I feel like they actually take away
from the point of this, because it's not about whether
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or not abortion is justified, or whether or not you
agree in abortion, or whose whose life you value over whose.
This is something that's an attack beyond people with uterus
is this is a direct attack on our individual freedoms.
And when anybody of government has the ability to demand
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something of our bodies against our will, we're in trouble.
We're in trouble. Right after this happened, what was Clarence
Thomas's tweet to reconsider same sex marriage? And that's what
I meant, that this is the first domino, And you
don't think that they will pursue that. I absolutely think
they will pursue it, and it wouldn't surprise me. I'm
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not interested in anybody's personal beliefs. In fact, I don't
think it's any of my business, just like I don't
think that it's anybody's business what my personal beliefs are
unless I choose to share them. So it really doesn't
matter to me what religion you prescribed to It really
doesn't matter to me what you believe. I'm very comfortable
to say that at this point in my life, unless
my life was threatened, I would most likely not abort
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my child if I ended up pregnant. That's my personal decision.
I have nothing to say about any other uterous bearing
individual in any other situation because it's not my problem.
It's not my business, and I'm fully aware of the
lack of care that exists for children once the child
is born. So to me, something that's been frustrating about
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this experience is how based on our own personal beliefs,
we're continuing to go at each other, not realizing that
putting this problem between us is only pushing us further apart.
When this is an attack on all of us. What
we need to do is face this together. We're not
talking to communicate and learn, We're speaking to try to
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you know, like when people were were villainizing the villainizing
the other side and not realizing that we it's impossible
to have a world where everybody has the same opinion.
That's impossible. What is possible is to try to attain
a world where we work on communication, where you look
at someone on the other side and you don't look
at them like they're this big, bad monster. You look
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at them by someone that has a different perspective. You know.
That's why I love people who are brave enough to
come out and speak about Oh I used to think this,
and now I think this. This was my journey of
how I got there, Because so many people will marry
their opinions for their entire life, and that's how you
end up turning it inward and being unhappy and and
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and ending up spending your life hating other people. Instead
of being in the moment and just enjoying yourself. You
know what I mean, Like other people's opinions should never
make you angry, you know, like they you can disagree,
but they shouldn't take away time and space from your life.
It's it's irrelevant. People's opinions are irrelevant. They're completely irrelevant.
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The only time that people's opinions are relevant is when
you choose to engage with somebody, or if you are
looking for their opinion, or if they're used their own
platform to share their personal opinion, because we all know
that that's where a lot of people do that sort
of thing these days. But what it really just comes
down to is, and I learned this in high school.
Bless my high school teachers for this. Your rights and
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were my rights speaking? End of story. That is that
is a full sentence. That is a full sentence. That
means that's it. What I choose to do, so long
as it does not harm you is up to me,
is up to me. And unless you're telling me that
we're going to make it legal to perform kidney transplants
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and you're supposed to be an organ donor against your will,
don't tell me what to do with my body. Don't
tell me what to do with my body. Well, that's
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that's where the line is, Babe. I feel like, yeah,
you say, I don't care about people's opinions, how about
if those people's opinions influence your life directly a k a.
The majority of the Supreme Court. Well, right, it's not
their opinions, now, that's it's their actions that influence my life.
But their actions come from their opinions, and a lot
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of their opinions come from pardon me, outdated biblical, mistranslated information. No,
it's really bad. And it doesn't even matter where it
comes from. Because again and again, I have nothing against
anybody in their faith, you know, because I respect any
and all religions. I think that you can draw something
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from all information. Right, But who is it that we
were watching something and they said, if you only read
one book in the library, how much information would you have?
Why wouldn't you want to read all the books, connect
the dots, all the information that exists, you know? So anyway,
I do think that the decisions that are the actions
that are made by the Supreme Court are directly affected
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by opinions. That should not be a part of how
you delegate equality and rights to a people when you're
the government. You know what I'm saying, separation of church
and state exactly, And and that's and that's precisely what
I was saying. So you know, I don't like to
be the person to present a problem and not present
to put solution. But I don't have a solution. I'm
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not a politician. I'm just a person with an opinion
who's sharing it on her platform. But if I were
to guess, what we could do with our frustration at
the situation is speak up about it, put our money
where our mouth is, and donate to the places that
need it. Planned Parenthood or others organizations that are putting
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you know, abortion pills and people's hands in states where
they might might might be denied it. It's going to
get dangerous, Oh absolutely, it absolutely is. And the disproportionately
affected demographic as an every unfortunate situation is people of color,
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absolutely absolutely, because they don't have access to things they
can't Oh yeah, you fly to a state where it's um,
where it's legal. Oh yeah, what about that plane ticket?
What about people the white women? Because it's really sad,
how many white women support this issue. By the way,
I don't know if you know the statistics, but the
white women who support this issue don't have this problem
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because if they needed to have an abortion, they'll find
a way they can be they can fly there, they
can they can they can afford that plane ticket. We
didn't realize that by the end of this we're just
going to be super irritated. We need some kind of release.
I know, we gotta watch SpongeBob or something. Yeah, we
we do. What's the opposite of irritation. Puppies. We'll have
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to tell I don't to bring her puppy back. Um yeah,
I mean honestly, to be honest with you. You know,
my family came from Cuba. A lot of you know
already because of everything that was going on in July eleventh,
and I shared about my family's history that my grandfather
fought to overthrow too dictatorships, first aboutist that one and
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then the then Castro's regime. And so I think it's
been ingrained in my DNA to be critical of my
government and fight for my beliefs. So I have always
been critical of this country. Um. I also, you know,
as we explored in one of our episodes have seen
a lot of its corruption and experienced it firsthand via
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the prison system. Um. Yeah, I'm pretty sad and disappointed
in us and what we've allowed. But hopefully as we
continue to have these conversations, will continue to see somewhat
of a change. Because as the pendulum swings in one direction,
it must swing in the other. So it won't be
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like this forever, I hope, So that will be dead
by then we will probably be doing I know, in
no way I thought in our lifetime. By the way,
that was our third guest here today, the residue from
Ms Rohna. She here, she negative, But you know that
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that's actually one of my pet peeves. She'd we get
into our pet peeves. Uh. You can start when I
was really young, and maybe this contributes to why I've
been so weird with my hair my whole life. Also,
I've always had anxiety. But anyway, Uh, in the morning,
when I would do my hair for school, you know
me and my braids. Girl, can't believe it. Did you
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have no braids? Girl? I had plenty of friends now
now I don't have any. Then I was rocking anyway,
so I would do my hair right and I had
a couple of styles before it went just to the braids.
I would do like a pony or braids. So I
was you know when you do your hair and you
keep trying to do it, and you keep trying to
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do it, but it just it doesn't happen, like either
one hair is out of place or it looks right.
But then you realize it, and then the tension keeps
building and every time you try it gets worse and worse,
and then finally I would just lose my ship and
like bang the brush against the thing and be like,
just be so frustrated. For frustrated. That was so irritating
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to me. That's wow, that's a really good word that
I can feel it right now. Oh okay, you know
what's something that really bothers me. It has to do
with the etiquette of entry and exit, be it it
a store or any location where there is a door
that you must enter and exit from. Let me just
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repeat for those of us in the back who are
hard of hearing, let the passengers of the train exit
the train before boarding. Meaning if you are entering a
location and there is another group of people who are
exiting that location, please allow them to exit before entering.
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And another thing, if somebody is holding the door for
you to be courteous, either for you to exit or enter,
say thank you. Oh I am not the one if
you If I hold the door out been for you,
which I always will because I love to do that,
and you walk past me and you don't even look
in my eyes or in my direction and just say thanks,
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I will literally be like you're welcome. I enact my
laser beam eyes and I give him the look of
like you're going to eat a spider when you go
to bed today. I just think of like the worst thing,
that's not the worst things, like you're gonna eat likely
and forget you ate them, then you're gonna think there's
blood in your I feel like, isn't there isn't it?
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Like don't we all eat like three spiders a night
or something like that? Crazy? I don't know. I could
have totally made the things that I've looked up about
when you sleep, I don't want to know. That irritates me.
All the things I've learned about no, no, no, no no, no,
thank you, not thank you? Okay, I want to sleep tonight.
Uh yeah, that really bothers me. Okay, I don't have
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to hold the door open for you. Speaking of holding
the door open, that brings me to one of my
biggest pet peeves. I guess what's like something that really
gets under my skin more than anything. I don't know,
Yes you do, I mean I probably do. But what
starts with an m ends with oh my god, misogyny?
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Oh my god. Okay, but what does that have to
do with holding the door open? Because you know, like
if I sometimes if you if girls hold doors open
for guys, I'll be like, oh, don't do that. Let
me get that for you. I'll be like, bitch, take
the fucking door that's open, all right? This is equality here.
We can be nice to one another. Or like if
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I'm lifting something, so I'll be like, oh, you need
help with that. I'm like, no, you need help with that?
You know. I think that's like you know what I
don't like about misogyny. This is a pet peeve of mine.
The phrase boys will be boys. Oh yeah, Please don't
justify anybody's behavior by something like that, and certainly not
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men who have had a leg up their entire life. No,
thank you, No, boys will be boys? Do not excuse them?
Do not baby them or enable their bad behavior. I
just feel like that phrase is just one of the
most toxic things I've ever heard. And you know what's
the saddest part the people usually saying that phrase is women.
It's women. None of you are safe. Okay, I'm coming
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for all of you, Babe. I have a really good one, okay.
And I make it a personal are we whining? This
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whining doesn't matter. Just vent with us. I want to
hear what everybody out there is pepe. Yeah, if you,
if you're listening, I count how many you've identified with
and let us know. I make it a point to
always be extremely upfront in this department because this is
one of the things that irritates me most in life.
What people who pretend to know bands or music. Oh
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my god, but come on, like the person who has
the Rabbey Road or the Remote shirt, the Misfits shirt,
you know, and you're like, oh yeah, man, oh man,
pet peeve slash irritation, the existence of cauliflower. Oh my god, Emily,
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the world is perfect. I feel bad. I don't want
to exile anything, but like the smell that's not a
pet rice is perfect. Stop trying to make it right,
Stop trying to make a pizza. Stop trying to make
it close, stop trying to make it stop, just stop.
You want to have cauliflower find I don't want to
go somewhere and they're like, Hi, this pizza is made
of cauliflower. Okay, might as well be serving me a
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fart piece. It's not it smells, it's not rice, it's
not though. Okay, food a food one that really really
bothers me, really, but there's me when you're using a
condiment like ketchup for example, so you're going to say content,
you know, but we don't use um okay. So when
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you're using a condiment, okay, okay and whatever, some people
are just savage about it, you know whatever. So they're
like squirting, the squirting getting better, it's not all over
their food or wherever the hell they're putting it on.
And then it gets all over the top, the top,
and then they just close the cap. Oh and like
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you go to go get the catchup. Oh, you absolutely are.
I wasn't going to say. Honest, I wasn't going to
say that. But then you go to is the catchup
and there's this like hardened, dark red film of ketchup,
try to catch up. Called the llama gross speak another
another food one you know Okay, this is a real
peppieve of mine. Okay, and you know what, chick, but
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you'd be surprised the hood lumps that we associate with.
And I'm calling you all out. These some of my
best friends. Okay, Mima, seriously, I want to talk to
their mother. Get back to your home, to get away
from my house. Listen to this. How many times you've
been there? You've been there that I am slaving away?
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I'm getting old? Yeah, wow, anyway, you're gone to listen.
It's real, It's real, you've been there. It's rude. I
have just cooked like an extravagant meal. And if you
know me, you know I don't have asked anything. So
I'm going full throttle on your meal. And I'm I'm
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like heartily done serving everybody. And it's always a person
who is like the most guest one, like the one
that's like least associated to me, right, like not necessarily
you know who you are. You know who you are.
We'll start eating and I have been cooking for like
two hours. Gemmy about that life. She'll be like sweetie, hello,
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oh Babe. I feel bad about this one, but it's
the truth. What I would love to meet a person.
I really would love to meet a person that genuinely
enjoys talking while getting a massage, because that is really irritating,
so irritating. I'm like, um, and you know what, like
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I love it. It's not there are plenty of people
are massaging me. I genuinely want to talk to them,
you know how I am. I love people. But when
my face is smooshed against a half an oily croissant
and I'm trying to relax and breathe out my third
eye and my third ass or whatever the hell you're
supposed to be doing when getting massage, I don't want
to hear about the economy of Italy. I really don't,
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you know. I just want to relax, you know. Oh,
speaking of talking to my mistress that I can't get
rid of my pet peeve to the end of time?
What spam risk? Spammrisk? Are you crazy? Do you have
you seen how many spammers calls I've get at this
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point in rings that I'm like the third time today,
miss me baby, to be honest, started into the phone
no matter who's calling, So I do have a talking
one for you? A talking one? Yes, sometimes you're guilty
of this, oh boy, but my mother's especially guilty people
who talk through movies. I cannot. My favorite that My
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favorite is when we're watching the same thing both for
the first time, and then someone turns to you and
it's like, oh, my god, but it happened, or oh
my god, but what do you think he's saying? Or
what do you don't know? That stand up where it's like,
where's she going? Oh she shouldn't go. Oh why is
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she doing that? Why is he doing that? I don't know.
Let's watch together and find out if you would. Just
I'm sorry. Also, just you know, one more, just tiny,
just a little, just just a little thing. Stop putting
bacon on everything. Okay, that's not donuts, don't and bacon cake.
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Get the bacon away from the bad enough as it
is what you shouldn't be eating bacon, baby, This doesn't
count as a pet peeve. These are things, not everything
needs bacon. Okay, that's okay, my love As a pet peeve,
of course, no, no, because you don't have to be
bacon icing its existence. You control I bet you. There's
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a call of flower you don't have to buy a
bacon cookie. So what you're just mad, You're just mad
at at recipes the energy that it resonates. No, this
doesn't count. You are disqualified. That doesn't count. You know, taken.
It's taking places away from places where there could be
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more guava items. Let's see, personally, I would choose the
bacon item over the guava item. You're we're vegans, Jim,
it would be vegan you see. No. Yes, In fact,
I've literally made a breakfast cupcake and there people still
recall this cupcake where I literally made it out of
pancake batter, infused it with maple syrup, and made a
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cream cheese frosting, and topped it with candied bacon. It
was great, candid, beautiful, piggy. Okay, well that was before
I was vegan. So all right, another food one, and
this one really bothers me. Look it's sam, Oh my god. Okay,
this one really, this one really annoys the ship out
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of me. I'm not going to name names. When you
leave this is the general form of you, Okay, general
form of you. When people leave containers that are empty
or practically empty in the refrigerator. Yeah, that sucks the
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drink with one sip, the massive tupperware with one bite. Well,
you can't kill it before it's fulfilled. It's tupperware purpose
it is. It occupies space in the fridge, and then
it's so much work, more work to have to clean
it all out like that first, you know, like hmm um, Marie,
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am I really going to eat this later? And having
those honest conversations with yourself are very powerful and they
lend themselves to other areas of your life. I'm just
gonna put it out there for anyone who's listening, Okay,
not naming names, and so at least it's better than
throwing your food, your food, throwing your clothes everywhere but
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the hamper. I don't know what you're talking about, you
I see? Is that a pet peep of yours? Is that?
What are your pet peeves? I feel like maybe a
little bit. Let me okay, another one house related that's
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really freaking annoying. If you're if you have just gone
to the bathroom okay, and you finished the roll of
toilet paper, if you're not gonna if you're not gonna
take because this is what I love. There's there's people
who will leave the carton that's empty on the tail
toilet paperwall. But just like bring another toilet paperwroll, but
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like not put it in its place, just like leave
the cardboard and bring another toilet paperwroll. But there are
some people who don't even do that, just leave the
empty toilet paper roll and never replenished. So you're sitting
on the toilet, you gotta scream out into the abyss,
hoping somebody hears you. Look, I need toilet paper. Luckily
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for you, you have Tep Girl, a k me toilet
paper girl. Go to our instagram to go for a girl.
I'm not speaking of anybody in particular, no, but I'm
just telling you that Tepe girl is always there. But
I have a I have a truth question right now,
a truth like a like a truth moment right here,
and like hold my hand, okay when I ask you this,
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it's real in our own world as we travel through spacetime. Yes, okay,
here's my hand. Okay, irritation station, Listen, what truth time?
Because we've all been in this position, in this scenario,
when you're in your house and you have a partner,
it can be different. But have you ever been in
a situation where you have to pee and after you
pee you realize that there's nothing to wipe with, or
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they've left the cardboard. What's the weirdest thing you've ever
wiped with? YEA, wait what? I just I feel like
you were trying to send me up for something there
and then you retreated out of fear. Was trying to
say that you've wiped with the cardboard of zile paper.
Just say no, I'm asking you. Just say it, man,
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I'm just saying, what was I supposed to do? I
wiggled you? He was in Colorado? Okay, there was not
Why did you just call? No, you weren't there, but
you couldn't have called your mom or anybody else was
at that moment. We know there was in the house.
It was on the mountain, and we didn't ski together
at that time. I was a kid. Oh, I will
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very I will very happily approach. I will very very happy,
very happily shout out from my stall in a public
bedroom because I was in ski school and at that point,
well then I wasn't school like you know, I had
an instructor. No, I was a kid and I had
no other choice. And I'm judging, and then I had
to wipe with it. Come on, listen to no but
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I have I have just so I can go get
other toilet paper and like after you and I will
wiggle for like five minutes, like I will really try
to get it all up. It sucks being a girl
sometimes actually a lot of times, but whatever, h and
I will literally like there, you know how when you
use attles so embarrassing? Why are we saying this? When
you pull out the last piece of toilet paper and
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there's just like three little like strips papers still on
the cardboard, I will like collect them, collect them and
try to shape them into like one thing. At least
I can get like one white, and then I'll go
get toilet paper, and you know, I wipe myself properly,
wash my hands and everything. But that was really cute
how you tried to set that up. Okay, no judgment here, no,
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you know, oh you know it's another one. You'd be
surprised by the amount of people who don't do this regularly.
People who cough and sneeze and don't cover their nose.
Oh homie, especially always gross, but especially not always grows.
You know which one I really don't like. And I
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feel like I can really say this because I've been
a host so many times. I don't care if you
arrive to my party late, but don't arrive early. If
it's just a party and you're like, oh, I'll be
there around ten and the party starts today, I don't care.
I really don't care. But if the party starts today,
do not arrive at seven or seven thirty, you're like,
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I will be running around like a chicken. I'll be
running around like a chicken without a head. I you
know how I feel about punctuality. I do not like lateness, tardiness.
It gets under my skin. I like being on top.
I don't like tardiness for professional situations. In personal social situations,
I could not give less of milk. I literally don't care.
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In fact, if it's my free time and it's time
that I'm not working and it's my time to relax,
and if I'm choosing to attend the function again, unless
it's like a dinner or something that's time, since it
ever has a specific time start time, I'm gonna go.
I like being on time and like being early. You know,
I like being really too being early, getting somewhere with
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enough time to set up and have a cafe. It's
like the ideal situation like that too. Okay, so this
is This has been pretty good. I think it's been cathartic.
It's been great. But I want to get the hell
off this planet. I leave all these irritating things behind.
There's a lot of aggression here. What's as we take off?
What's one thing that you love? Oh, something that you
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love to see that brings you joy anytime you notice it.
A couple of days ago, I went to take the
trash out, which is not the funnest thing. And when
I was walking back from taking the trash out, I
like saw something in my purpheral vision and it was
two big, beautiful butterflies and they were like chasing each other,
but they were going around my head, like super close
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to me, and I was very present in the moment.
It was really beautiful. I like that and that made
me happy. That's really sweet. What about you? Um, how's
this one for you? I don't like to talk about talk.
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The other day I got to go to talk about
like use a gift card. And I don't know how
it's been like my life and everybody who truly knows me,
really knows my love for Taco Bell. And nobody has
given me a talk about gift card. But I got
one and I was able to use it, and I
was so happy. I saw your radiating joy. I just
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love talking. Then he messed up order order and yelled
at you, but then he apologized he did anyway. Okay,
come on, one thing that brings you joy. Oh I
thought talcout was a good ants. Come on, the engines
are started already. Okay, you know what I love. You
know what I love in the world. Puppy breath. Oh,
sweet coffee, milky goodness good. No, No, I love the
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puppy breath. I just love puppy. I just wanted to
bite my I love cold puppy ears, cold puffy ears.
And Tobys, Tobyans, Toby Tobies, I love Tobeans. Love dogs.
Dogs are just a great part of life. See there,
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this is what a great way to end. As we
descend on the planet, It's so great to be back here,
traveling the multiverse with you and landing anywhere the wind
takes us. No, there's no Winch space anywhere. The lack
of gravity moves us anywhere the lack of gravity doesn't
move us. Um you know what I mean. I'm happy
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to be back me to On a serious note, you know,
I'm really glad that we made it do okay and
we are here to fly another day. We missed you, guys.
We are so excited for next week and Earthlings, we
want to hear from you. Give us a call, whether
it be to say hi or tell us so sexy
we aren't, or more importantly, on today's flight, if you
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thought of any things that irritate you or pet peeves
of yours. We want to hear from you. Thanks for
joining us and we will see you next week. Baby,
you can't keep us down. Bye bye. This is a
Moonflower production in partnership with I Hearts Mike with Dot
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