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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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The best everything of this past week of intern Johnny
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with this show, the ins and the outs, and we
need to kick off this week's In case you missed
it with what is your serial killer trade? No, not
(00:43):
what serial do you perform for? But what kind of
weird thing do you do that? A lot of people
be like, oh, that's a little suspicious, a little specious,
right there.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Valery, good morning, good morning, right girl. You seem normal,
you seem lovely, But your serial killer trade is?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
I sleep with socks on?
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like socks are like full on socks.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Full on socks.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I just think it's so gross to not sleep with socks.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
I don't know, I don't like the way the like
cover still on my feet, so I have to sleep
with socks off.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So you're like, angles have sock in prints? Twenty four
to seven?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, twenty four seven.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
How long you done this for?
Speaker 9 (01:26):
I want to say pretty much.
Speaker 10 (01:27):
My whole life, Like there's just no way out.
Speaker 11 (01:29):
I can sleep with that socks.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So, Valerie, throughout the course of a day, what percent
of time are your feet raw dog in it versus
in socks?
Speaker 10 (01:38):
Probably when I'm taking a shower.
Speaker 11 (01:39):
That's it? Damn.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, all right, one second you're in the running, let
me go and good morning, Good morning. Your serial killer trade?
What is a girl?
Speaker 12 (01:52):
My serial killer trade?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Is that I memorized license plate?
Speaker 13 (01:55):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Like people you know are just like when you're driving by.
Speaker 10 (02:01):
Don't just driving by.
Speaker 15 (02:02):
I can tell people like that I work with at school,
like what their license plate is.
Speaker 16 (02:06):
I know all my family's license plates. I know my
parents' license plates, friend's license plates.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Should they drive?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay? All right, one second you're in the running. That
seems like something you would do with sauce.
Speaker 13 (02:18):
Iie birthdays, yes, knocause I want to.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Mmmm kind of effect because you want to Okay, but
I feel like that's something you would do that if
you want to. You can memorize license plates, probably think so.
In Crownsville Lives, good.
Speaker 13 (02:30):
Morning, Hey, good morning, A right girl.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You seem very nice, respectable person society. But your steel
collor trade is what.
Speaker 10 (02:40):
I have always eaten em and M's. I know that
he's the same, but they are the same colors. They
have to be in pairs of the.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Same color, really, and so you can't do like a
fistful and just toss them back. You have to like
sort them.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Out in my fistful.
Speaker 17 (02:54):
If I do that, they have.
Speaker 13 (02:56):
To all be even okay, okay, how long you have
been doing this for?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
I didn't notice it until my boyfriend, my now husband,
pointed it out to me.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
As a boyfriend's do as we're here for all right,
lis Hall, one second, you're in the in the running.
There's so many of these and rest in Rebecca, good morning,
good morning. This is your husband. And how long have
you guys been together for? Rebecca?
Speaker 13 (03:22):
Almost ten years okay?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
And how long did it take you to realize he
does this thing?
Speaker 13 (03:27):
Probably year one okay?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And his serial killer trade is what.
Speaker 13 (03:32):
He peels his bagels.
Speaker 15 (03:34):
Okay, he takes like the crust, the crusty part on
the outside, and he peels that off and eats that
first before he eats the inside.
Speaker 18 (03:43):
Okay, so he still eats the whole thing, he just
separates it. Yes, Okay, why I have no idea.
Speaker 13 (03:54):
I've asked. He can't really explain it.
Speaker 18 (03:56):
He likes to dip the outside crusty part into cream
cheese chips.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, maybe we're doing it wrong. Maybe he's got figured out.
Speaker 19 (04:05):
He's just it's like he gave him like a loft
bread and he's like pulling.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I feed the ducks, except for he's a duck. Rebecca.
One second, you're in the running. That's kind of funny.
In Frederick Amberg, good morning, Good morning, Right, girl, laid
on me. What's your killer trade?
Speaker 20 (04:20):
Well, whenever someone cuts me off in traffic, I started
gofund me for them so they can afford driving lessons.
Speaker 13 (04:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
That okay, And how much have we raised so far?
Speaker 21 (04:33):
Well, one of them has five dollars, so obviously.
Speaker 13 (04:36):
Kevin has affected his driving as well.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's you're doing the lord's work. Amber. Absolutely, one second
you're in the Ruddy. Vote for your favorite over text
nine nine three three eight. There are thousands of these
coming in. I'll let me go hold on. Fake name
the Cole and Springfield. One second, fake named the call
good morning, the morning. You seem like a very nice
(05:02):
person victing the call. But if I saw you doing this, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Having to admit this.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You have your chest?
Speaker 14 (05:09):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Peel my chicken nuggog Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay, So do you know.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like you eat it?
Speaker 12 (05:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Then you like meat.
Speaker 19 (05:20):
Because McDonald's ones I can understand says they're like really
easy appeal.
Speaker 13 (05:23):
But you feel like all kinds of chicken.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Nuggets yeah, because like sometimes the birding is musted.
Speaker 13 (05:28):
Yeah, sure, just get some chicken roll.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But say, yeah, to that point, do you eat the
crusties separately or do you just eat the nugs?
Speaker 11 (05:38):
No, eat the bad All of them are really good.
It's just.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Kind of like the bagel thing. You'll undress the nuggie
and then eat the all things separately.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, but it's like, what's appealing to peel a chicken
nugget because it's like, you know, meat paste.
Speaker 13 (05:58):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, yeah, we don't judge, be on judge. Let me
go and Owen's mells. Sarah, good morning, Good morning girl,
you're star color trait. What is it?
Speaker 14 (06:11):
I can fall asleep watching horror movies, like I'll just
put it on sleep no issues, like in the background
and my fiance. My fiance will just be like no thanks,
and he'll go sleep on the counter or something.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah. So like you don't get nightmares or anything.
Speaker 14 (06:31):
No, Like I still sometimes forget it's on and I'll
wake up in the middle of the night. I'm like, oh,
I didn't realize that was playing or yeah finished whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah that that's I feel like sauce. That be rap
your ally.
Speaker 13 (06:44):
I don't do that.
Speaker 19 (06:44):
It's like more like murder stuff. Okay, Well, so sir,
one second, you're in the running. Uh hard is a winner.
I'm gonna be honest because a lot of these are
out there. I'm gonna go fake names. Sarah good morning.
Oh no, fake name's Sarah there. Yeah, okay, late on
he go. This is your husband. He does what.
Speaker 16 (07:05):
He will only eat exactly fix the double stuff oreos,
no warm, no less.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, and that's like his routine.
Speaker 16 (07:14):
Yeah, he does that every night with the tall glass
milk and the package can have five and he.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Will leave it out for me to.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Finish and get the new pack to open.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
He done his entire.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Life, I'm pretty sure for as long as I've found him.
Speaker 19 (07:30):
And okay, okay, all right, sounds like conditioning, like you
could change it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I mean, Eric, he's an oreo snob. He won't eat
double stuff. You won't eat the high drox.
Speaker 13 (07:43):
He only does he need the postalone ones Cheeters. We're
coming for you.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 13 (07:54):
Hello, I'm calling for Dave.
Speaker 14 (07:57):
Uh yeah, my Dave.
Speaker 19 (08:00):
My name is Ellie. I'm calling you from Ymus Flowers.
You actually won our weekly contest, so congratulations. You win
a dozen red roses, and we want to make sure
that we get the mouse today.
Speaker 13 (08:09):
So I was going to get your info.
Speaker 19 (08:10):
You don't need your credit card stuff, I mean, we
don't need your credit card stuff or anything.
Speaker 13 (08:14):
And yeah, let's let's let's make that happen.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
Sounds like a scam.
Speaker 13 (08:20):
It's not.
Speaker 19 (08:21):
You entered our contest and you won for the week,
so again, congratulations. We're just a new mom pop flower shop.
So we've been having these contests going on for the
last few months, and you won this week.
Speaker 13 (08:31):
It doesn't roses you're gonna give me free roses?
Speaker 19 (08:35):
Yeah, so you must have entered through our cube R codes,
which are all around the city. So uh, I mean,
if you don't want them, I can move on. It's okay.
Uh but yeah, we're just trying to make sure that
we get the mouse today since it's early, especially if
it's local. We can send them anywhere in the country,
but we would prefer to be locals so that you
come back to us.
Speaker 13 (08:54):
Okay, are you sure?
Speaker 19 (08:57):
I mean, I don't want to twist your arm, but
I mean free flowers. If you surprise somebody today and
make their day, I mean you're gonna have a great week.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Thank you for them, arm. Yeah, that's cool, all.
Speaker 13 (09:08):
Right, sick, We'll all right.
Speaker 19 (09:09):
So we're gonna make a little profile for you in
case you do love the flowers, which I know you
absolutely will. There are a dozen red roses. My mom
makes bouquet and she's just a pro at her job. Uh,
So we're gonna make a little profile in case you
come back. So who do you want to give the
flowers to. Let's go with Kayla and then what is
(09:31):
she to you?
Speaker 13 (09:31):
Your wife? Girlfriend sister? They are red roses?
Speaker 11 (09:36):
What are you writing a book?
Speaker 19 (09:39):
In case you come back? And you're like, let me
get my flowers for Kayla? And then I'm like, oh,
how's your girlfriend doing? Oh? Your anniversary is coming up.
We're just trying to become your go to shop. We
want to become like your friends.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
She's she's my bff, your BFFs.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
Yeah, big capital letters BF.
Speaker 19 (09:56):
All right, I'm gonna write that and be like, how's
your bff Kla with the red flowers?
Speaker 13 (09:59):
What do you want the card to say?
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Let's put put put uh put it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It was great being in you are. I agree with
the sentiment. We can't say most of those words. Dave,
my name is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. That is your girlfriend, Michelle. Yeah, we're
doing War of the rows of the show. I need
you know that? And or why.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
Would you be in your bs?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
That was what I just said was a total inside joke.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Apparently absolutely so explain the joke to this.
Speaker 22 (10:35):
I know, osten Michelle saying it slower means we still
can't say it, So that's okay, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So Dave, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (10:47):
My guy? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
What do you You're sitting red roses to a female
friend and.
Speaker 13 (10:55):
Saying you're quote unquote bff.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, jokes are the inside of her joke.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
I thought you said they were daisies. I didn't know
you said they were red roses.
Speaker 13 (11:03):
Totally hear me.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
So why would you be sending flowers somebody? It's not
your girlfriend? I heard because it was just a joke.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
We spent a lot of time together. I don't think
it's that big a joke.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Don't listen to do you think that's an appropriate joke?
That would? It would be cool if if Michelle made
joke about some guy in the flip side of that, if.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
It was a joke.
Speaker 23 (11:28):
Yeah, okay, you're such an idiot, Dave.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
I sure to.
Speaker 13 (11:33):
God, but I'm happy to help you guys.
Speaker 16 (11:39):
Break Up Or of the Roses is cretacked and possibly
edited the broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Found this on the weekend. I thought it was kind
of funny the time celebrity spent a stupid amount of
money on something to end up being totally worthless. Okay,
although I can't say I wouldn't do the same if
I had, And this my I can just bored. I
started with Cardi b has a collection of expensive cars,
(12:05):
but she doesn't have a driver's license.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
That's all I was gonna say. Doesn't she not have
her driver's license? Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
So in twenty eighteen, she told James Cardon, quote, I
have a Lambo, I have a Lamborghini truck, I have
a Bentley truck, I have a Mayback and I have
a suburban.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
When James asked her, what's the point I'm having all
these cars she couldn't drive, she said, quote to take
pictures with it.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
Yeah, okay, sure, that's a do you.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. She said she she couldn't
take photos in the showroom because that's been an imposter.
Speaker 13 (12:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
She also learned to drive. Is scary, I mean, especially
in the five hundred thousand dollars car? Yeah, pretty pretty scary, right. Yeah.
In two thousand and eight, Brad Pitt by a thousand
acre estate in province Chateau Merval wherever that is.
Speaker 13 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
A few years down the road, a man convinced it
that millions of dollars worth of gold was buried on
the property. Okay, so it was hidden by a medieval owner. Yeah,
who took it from the Crusades. So, like we're talking cash.
So Brad spent an undisclosed amount of money on radar
equipment to search for the hidden treasure.
Speaker 13 (13:16):
Huh. I feel like this was like a point of
their divorce too.
Speaker 15 (13:20):
I'm sure this was brought and Angelina's divorced, Like this
was one of the things that he was like, no I.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Need I'm gonna find this treasure here. Yeah, a multi
multi time multimillionaire. Yeah. In a twenty twenty two he
told GQ quote, I got obsessed for like a year.
This is all I can think about, just the excitement
of it. Okay, I said, maybe he had something to
do with where I grew up, because in the Ozark
Mountains there's always stories of hidden gold.
Speaker 13 (13:46):
Okay.
Speaker 24 (13:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It turns out the guy that told him about it
was kind of known hustler, and.
Speaker 13 (13:50):
So the did you do any research about this at all?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
So he bought it. Yeah, he actually got the radar
equipment out there. He's actually searching for something.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah. On a twenty twenty five episode of the Kardashians,
Kim Kardashian revealed when she got engaged to Chris Humphries
in twenty eleven, she covered eighty percent of the ten
million dollar gation ring.
Speaker 13 (14:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, I talked about that a few weeks ago. Yeahah,
that's different.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Their marriage only lasted seventy two days. Yeah, she didn't
keep the ring. Yeah, she said, quote, I was pregnant
with North, still married to him. In order to divorce him,
he said, have had to give him the ring of
my divorce.
Speaker 13 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (14:24):
So she like even her attorney was like, just give
him the ring. Yeah, if you want to be over it,
if you want to move on.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
He sold it for seven hundred and forty one thousand dollars.
Speaker 15 (14:32):
Wait, she was pregnant with North while she was still
technically married to Chris Humphries.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (14:36):
I mean I think he was just trying to like
get like like get all of our stuff, like all
our money though. Yeah, so I probably like it was
a very long divorce give minute start boy. Okay, sure
that was a weird couple though, No, it was. Yeah,
it was Spencer.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Pratt, Heidi Montag. Okay, he moved through millions of dollars
because they believe in the Mayan apocalypse.
Speaker 13 (14:59):
Oh I hear about that.
Speaker 19 (15:00):
I thought it was gonna be on crystals because he
is really into crystals.
Speaker 17 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Sure you. At twenty thirteen, he told Okay magazine quote,
we made and spend at least ten million dollars. The
thing is, we heard the planet was going to end
in twenty twelve, and we thought we have to spend
this money for the asteroid heads.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Sure, he said, here's some advice. Don't spend your money
thinking asteroids are coming.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
Well.
Speaker 19 (15:23):
I was like listening to this podcast last week about
how like if you are a millionaire or billionaire, you
just start investing in bunkers, Like there's this place in
Kansas that it's like a million dollar condos that's just
a bunker. Yeah, and then you have to also work
once you get there, so like you can't live in
this million dollar a month bunker. Well yeah, until something happens.
(15:44):
But it's like it's just a normal thing, which is
wild this.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, they look sick. I've seen like videos some of
those like they look like little towns.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
But it's only for billionaires.
Speaker 19 (15:52):
And then you have to also work four hours a
day if you decide to get like that, because you
have to give back to their new society if anything happens.
Speaker 13 (15:59):
Sure, haven't you seen Xenon? Makes sense?
Speaker 11 (16:02):
I have?
Speaker 13 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Twenty first century? Yeah, absolutely, he said, I would give
my friends fifteen thousand dollars for the birthday, just cash.
I would buy people cars every valet, I make a
tip of a couple hundred dollars. I would pay people
two hundred dollars just open doors for us.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Wild damn yeah, where was I? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Wid time Pard New York Times In two thousand and seven,
Roses Boy Nick Cage by dinosaurs call.
Speaker 13 (16:26):
I can't with you? First of all, how dare you
dinosaurs sculpture?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Skull?
Speaker 13 (16:32):
Skull? Okay?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
He would why he rex skull? He buy an auction
for two hundred and seventy six thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (16:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
However, seven years later, the Apartment of Homeland Security, I
tou in touch with them to inform them the artifact
have been stolen from a dost.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
I was about to say, how can you he just
buy dinosaur? Call? That does not seem legit? How are
his red flags not going on? Yeah?
Speaker 19 (16:54):
I'm also like if I was his wife or dating him.
I'd be like, hey, are you an idiot? There's no
way he's buy a dinosaurs.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
Call.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
But if there's an auction, public auction, I was assume
is legit.
Speaker 19 (17:03):
No, if it was like that, I would think it
was more legit. If it was like the Black Web
then at an auction.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
But I like, somebody finds on their backyard and they
try to sell it.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
Yeah, Okay, you can't do that.
Speaker 15 (17:12):
How are you gonna just willy nilly buy a dinosaur
skull without certification or having it literallyated? Literally you're gonna
buy You're gonna end up buying garbage.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Drawn you know what this is? Sorry? You know what?
Speaker 19 (17:24):
This was reminding of when we are driving to the
NAT's opening day and Eric said, you can only have
a Terry Blossom if he's gifted to you for the Japanese.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
Yeah, And I was like, you can buy them on Amazon, Eric,
that's right.
Speaker 19 (17:36):
I really had this whole conversation with Kay yesterday and
we were just looking like, pointing at everything that wasn't Terry.
Speaker 13 (17:40):
Boss around us. We're like, that came from Japan.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Well yeah, duh, Eric said.
Speaker 19 (17:45):
So I was like, what do you call up your
friend like Makiko and be like, hey, I'll send you
some Glizzies for that tree.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
It's a fair trade.
Speaker 19 (17:52):
I would say, I'm like, like a bald eagle what
because Eric was saying the only way that there's a
tree like Terry Boston anywhere you see it that was gifted.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
By the Japanese.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Consider your source.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
My one.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, I'm like you can go.
Speaker 19 (18:10):
And kinare like, what do we say, like we have
a bald eagle for your Jerry Bosson? Is that what
my neighbor did with his Jerry Bosson might have? It
was Eric, It was a great source of entertainment. Yes, right,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It, Big name Mike, Good morning, Good morning. Your question
was asking for a friend. I'll ask you to tiptoe
around this. But you are recently single. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 12 (18:43):
I just got out of a long term relationship and
I'm trying to put myself out there. But I don't
want to tie myself down, you know what I mean. Yeah,
So I'm trying to find a way to let people
know that I'm available, but I'm not available available, you
know what I mean. Like, I'm not trying to make
anything serious right now.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
So if I'm reading between the lines, long term relationship ended,
you just kind of want to, you know, meet people,
have fun time if you will, but not have there
be expectation of like this is going anywhere? Like do
you just basically have fun so to speak?
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Is that fair? That's yes, that's it.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Okay, have you been doing that currently?
Speaker 12 (19:31):
I've been trying. It's been getting mixed results. So I'm
just trying to find a way to u.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Give it mixed mixed results in the sense of like
we've had the fun and then feelings are involved, or
mixed results that you brought up, Hey, this is what
I want and maybe didn't get the response you wanted.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
That's maybe maybe a little bit of both. I can't
tell where going room at the moment. I'm just hoping
from a we can hold direction.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay, that's Sarah. Can I put you in hold? One second?
Speaker 11 (20:04):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
So what should fake Mike do? Can we get you
on hold? Sauce you're in the dating field, your thoughts?
Speaker 19 (20:11):
I think that he should say that he recently got
out something serious and you know, he's just getting back
on his feet and he's not looking for anything serious
right now. Yeah, so he's just you know, he's not
trying to settle down right away, he's just trying to
I wouldn't say, necessarily tell people you're trying to have fun,
so and it sounds like you're trying to just I mean,
that's probably what he is trying to do, right.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I would assume. So, yeah, saying it.
Speaker 19 (20:33):
Yet, But I think if you just say it at
the beginning, you know, before even because the person that
you might go on a date with might be looking
for something serious, so don't waste each other's time.
Speaker 13 (20:43):
So I think you just say it right away.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
So if somebody told you on the app that they're
now looking for anything serious, would you just be like appreciative?
Speaker 19 (20:49):
I guess I've had people say that, and I always
think them I'm like, oh, thank you. I was like,
I'm looking for something serious, but I appreciate you being
forward with me.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They told you in the beginning, Yeah, okay, that's by
the best place.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Yeah, do it.
Speaker 19 (21:00):
And I know that you can put it on your profile,
but sometimes people don't put on their profiles for some reason, also.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Because hing will be like looking for long term open
to short and it's like, well, yeah, what does that mean? Yeah,
that's confusing. Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (21:13):
So uh.
Speaker 19 (21:13):
And there's also like the life partner, marriage, there's a
lot of different options. But yeah, if you're looking for
something serious, tell them. If you're not looking for something serious,
just tell to tell the people that you're talking to, yes.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Fair, because you can't get mad rose your thoughts as.
Speaker 15 (21:26):
A married lady, I was gonna say the same thing,
like I think that has to be like right out
of the gate, like, hey, I'm.
Speaker 13 (21:32):
Not looking for anything serious. If you are, this isn't
a match. Yeah, And I was gonna.
Speaker 15 (21:36):
Ask you can put it on your profile if he
if he's on the dating apps, and that's all he
wants to put it on the app so that way
people can see it and know, because if you don't
tell somebody, you're just gonna like they're gonna feel bamboozled, like, oh,
all you want is like other people might be down
for a hook up, but not everyone is.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
YEA.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
If somebody tells you that look for anything serious, take
them at their.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
Work that yes, they're not looking for anything serious. You
can't change them.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Because there was a while ago there was somebody who
I wasn't looking at him serious, and then I had
the show sauce the text message that I sent before
we ever had I'm like, hey, I'm really busy, like
I'm too busy for my own good at times. That's
not in the front. And then I understand, completely understand.
And then they're like, I feel that on Like I don't.
This wasn't a joke.
Speaker 13 (22:23):
I wasn't trying to share in all my gossip with
you today.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
But I'm saying, like, if somebody says that I wouldn't
take it as a challenge, I can. I can fix.
Don't waste your time, like I'll.
Speaker 13 (22:35):
Be the one to change mine.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Don't waste your time.
Speaker 19 (22:37):
Especially just like, it's very nice if you're just up
front with what your tensions are.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
I really respected, believe them.
Speaker 11 (22:44):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Let me go, Terry, good morning. What'd you want to
say with this, Terry?
Speaker 20 (22:51):
Just be honest. When I was single, there were so
many guys who led me to feel like they wanted
a relationship, and if they had just said what they wanted,
I would have probably been down for that, but then
they had to go and make it messy.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Just be honest.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, I think that's like the easiest of policy. Terry,
thank you for listening. To have a great day, you too, guys.
I let me go, Chris Still, good morning, Hi.
Speaker 13 (23:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
What do you want to say of this girl?
Speaker 19 (23:20):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (23:20):
Man, honesty, I'm jumping on the bandwagon, I know. But look,
I've got I've been there. I've like wanted to only
hook up with people, and I have like ruined some
really great relationships because I was not transparent.
Speaker 13 (23:35):
Sure, so I think I think transparency is key.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I think I don't disagree. Chris Long one second, get
you a cofee to you for calling in this morning.
Speaker 17 (23:43):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Maggie, good morning.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
All right, So you met this man where Maggie.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Just set a bar.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Okay, we go back his place for the first time
and the red flag was what.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
He just had like a.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Bunk bed set in his room, as his said.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
What toper bottom though, Maggie, where he sleep.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I think the bottom bunk It was like a queen
on the bottom or like a double on the bottom
and single at the top.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
But it was like a from a family member.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Instead of buying his own bed, he just kind of
got like a hand me down and decided to use
that instead.
Speaker 13 (24:27):
Absolutely interesting.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
And how old was this man?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
I think he was in his low twenties.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
I don't really remember.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Okay, Maggie, one second, you're in the running, I get it.
Speaker 13 (24:38):
Sure.
Speaker 19 (24:39):
I would just rather have my mattress on the floor
at that point than bring a girl back.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
And I have a bunk bed.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I think most dudes, like my thought was always like
why buy a bag because eventually I'll be with a
girl and she'll tell me what to get. Okay, yeah,
I mean like legitimately like the bunk bad thing. Yes,
you can sleep on top, sometimes sleep on the bottom
sometimes the yeah, but maybe it's if it's colder in
the winter, you sleep a higher because he rises. Sure
some months you sleep down below. Yeah, think about that.
(25:07):
You want to like work out, you take the stairs up.
You're really selling this if you bring us girl over
absolutely hell yeah, like pick me up, no, no, no, no,
let me go. Fake name Lisa and White Marsh, Good.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
All right, you met this man way a fake name, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I met him online many years ago.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Sure, and we go to his place. More were the
red flags.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I was invited to the place for Danna.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
He cooks cornish. I walked in immediately just now.
Speaker 16 (25:44):
This place was dirt.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
He says, but I don't there's a thing.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I don't have any sub And I'm.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Like, what what.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Was?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Said, well, I got some classic food.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
And I'm like, oh, oh, this isn't this can't be real.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, but then he's like he doesn't have any Dino.
He's like, we're gonna we're gonna have to sit in
the living room on a liver room.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
And there are no legs on the.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Said, you know, I have to use the restroom. I
go into the restroom.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I called my cousin.
Speaker 16 (26:21):
I was like, send me a text, will call me.
Speaker 13 (26:24):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Now let me ask Lisa. But good lucky guy. Uh no, yes,
affecting Lisa one second. You're in the running. That's tough.
Speaker 19 (26:38):
Yeah, It's like, why you even offer to cook dinner
if you don't have silver ware?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
About making the food too? You didn't he makes food without.
Speaker 13 (26:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm like, how did you even make it?
It's a magician.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Hold on one second, and Arnold at work, Hailey, good morning,
good morning, and this is your ex And he would
do what.
Speaker 25 (26:58):
So she would leave the toilet she off, but when
it came to clean day, he would clean it in
the dishwasher with like everything else.
Speaker 13 (27:05):
That's so gross.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Wait, so he just like you would take it off,
Like how often would you go to his place? There's
no seats.
Speaker 25 (27:13):
Yeah, And so I was like, he's like, well, you
got to figure it out.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Just what that is. Okay, that's why when we have
other dishes in the dishwasher while he was washing his toilet.
Speaker 13 (27:23):
Seat, Oh totally. And he blamed that on being in
the military. Okay, okay, all right, okay, that's great. Was
he hot, Haley?
Speaker 10 (27:33):
He was tall?
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Yeah, okay, seem but different you know.
Speaker 19 (27:41):
Oh sorry, I would not be kissing anyone wash their
toilets with their dishes.
Speaker 13 (27:47):
That's odd.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, that I would never even think to me either,
like what to do that.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
No, I've had a lot of.
Speaker 19 (27:54):
Guys in the military and they did not do that.
So yeah, yeah, let me get hold on boy. Change
of course, it's all dudes. I mean it's it's all
fake name, Linda.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Good morning, good morning. You met this man where a.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Fake name Linda through the gym.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Through the gym, okay, and the red flag at his
place was what?
Speaker 16 (28:18):
Uh So when I got to his place, I realized
he lived in.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
A house and not alone.
Speaker 16 (28:23):
Sure, And when we walked to his bedroom, we walked
through a blanket.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
He had no bedroom door.
Speaker 16 (28:29):
He had.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Very Yeah, absolutely transiscence there.
Speaker 13 (28:33):
Absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I mean that's that was it, the fake in Linda.
Maybe it's like that's his vibe. The energy has more
function that way.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
Energy flows. Door open for his roommates.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 16 (28:46):
Oh no, his roommate was his mother.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh that's a little different. That's different.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
That's interesting.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, that's a little different. Did you guys have alone
time there?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Okay? Yeah, when the door is a flopping, don't come
all right.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
As long is a mom to get off the door.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Question my fake name, Linda. Did you ask him why
he didn't have a door and it had a towel?
Speaker 16 (29:11):
He said it came off the hinges and he just
never there to replace the cars oft.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
And do that on the road. Does that makes sense?
One second, you're in the running both for your favor
over text nine ninety three three eight MiG in Germantown,
fake name me, good morning, good morning, all right girl?
What was the red flag?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
The red flag was? We were making out in his house.
Speaker 17 (29:34):
Nice and he said, just so you know, I don't
finish in the bedroom. It feels like my soul is
leaving my body.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Okay, well that's.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yeah, Okay. So where'd you meet this man?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
I met him at a farmer's market.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
He was running a bread.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Stand and he was We were like chatting and he
was like, do you want to come back to my
face and we can go on a date food? And
I was like, yeah, that sounds great. And so we
were making out and he was like, just so you know,
I don't like to finish in the bedroom.
Speaker 17 (30:06):
I also don't eat. And I was like what. I
was like, yeah, like he just he I was like,
what do you mean you don't eat? You're making any food?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
And he was like yeah, I just don't find pleasure
from it.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Okay. Also, if he hasn't finished in the bedroom, where
does he.
Speaker 13 (30:21):
Does that at all?
Speaker 11 (30:23):
I don't know. I got I got right out of there.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
I can't do this.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
It's different, Okay, fake dam me out one second, you're
in the running. Okay, so for your favor over text
nine ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Eight looks like a podcast for people that don't listen
to podcasts.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
In the intern, John in your morning show, You acase
you missed it.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Second date update on internshown in your morning show.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Meet somebody could be online, could be out wherever, and
you think they're different, You think maybe they could be
the one, but then they stopped talking to you. We
check to figure out exactly what's going on, Laney, good morning. Hi, Hey,
so you and Kevin met in the wild, not even
on dating apps.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
I know it's the real, right, Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
But we met at a party?
Speaker 23 (31:11):
Okay, he's like a total gentleman, open stores for me.
He's honestly everything you could imagine, like chivalry.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
Is not dead.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Okay, everything I want a guy to do, he does.
And he is just so lovely, so sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Sure.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
We did drink for our first date, you know, casual cute.
Then for our second date.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
We did top golf.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
Very nice a second.
Speaker 10 (31:38):
Date, right, and then for our third date we went
to dinner.
Speaker 23 (31:42):
Okay, very nice at a little more serious or so
I thought.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
It's so happen, I might catch you up and we
could rewind for a second. At the party, who approached
who first? What drew you to him at the party?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
Like?
Speaker 4 (31:55):
How do we get from there to date? One?
Speaker 25 (31:59):
Were making eyes of each other and then he approached me,
But honestly, if he hadn't, I would have. It just
seemed very obvious that we were.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Into each other. Sure, okay, and then we just started chatting.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Sure? And how long from the party to our first date?
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Like?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
How much the timeframe there?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
The next night?
Speaker 13 (32:22):
We okay?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
And how long from the first date to the second date?
Speaker 10 (32:28):
A couple of days?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (32:29):
Three days?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
So we went from meetings to go on a date
to having three days total. You say he's a gentleman.
He opens doors, he communicates up until the point where
he is not communicating, and that's kind of where we're
at right now. Is that fair?
Speaker 17 (32:46):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (32:46):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
And so the last time you saw him was a
dinner date. How did you guys leave the date? Did
we you know, kissing the cheek? Did we say I'll
see you next week? What we leave it at?
Speaker 9 (33:00):
The kiss on the lips?
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Oh? Very nice?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
It left off good I don't know why.
Speaker 9 (33:11):
I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
So the last conversation was a I'll see you again
next week or wherever it was.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Yeah, I mean I was left like on cloud nine,
you know.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Sure, and here we are a weekend, Sure, a weekend
half later. No texting, no calls, nothing.
Speaker 13 (33:31):
Just dropped off.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, real quick, just to kind of
paint a picture here, how long have you been single for?
And do we know how long he's been single for?
Speaker 10 (33:42):
He's been single for a few years. Seems I've been
single for about six months.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Okay, okay, so let's do this, Leney. We'll call Kevin,
get his side and kind of see what his thoughts aid. Okay, okay,
one second, it seems like a stay end up fella.
Speaker 26 (34:00):
Yeah, hello, Hi, calling for Kevin please, man, it's Internshohn.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I got Saucer Rose here as well. Can we talked
to you on the air for like two seconds about something?
Nothing bad? I just need like two to five seconds
your time.
Speaker 24 (34:25):
Uh sure, this is wild, Sure.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Perfect, I appreciate it, dude. So I got somebody in
the line here doing a second date update, Laney. If
you want to say, hie, Hi, nailed it, and so
Kevin Laney reached out to us. She told us, you
guys matched to the party, that we had three dates,
we did drinks, top golf, and dinner, but that she's
not hering about a week and a half and she's
not too sure whyse we just kind of want to
(34:51):
see where you're at with.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
This, right.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Uh, well, okay, So yeah, we been out on a
couple of dates and I'll be honest, they were real cool.
But I got some information from some mutual friends or
well a mutual friend I should say that I really
was not happy about, which was so it seemed pretty
(35:19):
crass the way questions were asked about my finances. And
you know, I don't have a problem with someone knowing,
you know, what I do and.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
That type of stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
It was just the things that were said seemed a
little bit, I don't.
Speaker 16 (35:37):
Know, not for me.
Speaker 13 (35:38):
Can you, I really love it? Can you elaborate? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:41):
So she was asking about your money situation.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 24 (35:46):
So when we met, we were at a party and
our our friend you know, told me that she was
asking things about our finances, my finances, excuse me, and
kind of assuming like she and I were going to
be together and talking about like weird ways she was
(36:06):
gonna spend my money.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Okay, Laney, is that is that accurate?
Speaker 13 (36:12):
Lany?
Speaker 23 (36:14):
That seems a bit stretched, because listen, what I think
asking is.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
I think what I asked is fair.
Speaker 10 (36:21):
I don't want to be involved with somebody who I.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Need to be financially responsible for the main reason I
was asking.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Okay, it really wasn't about that seems pretty egregious. It
really wasn't about take me to Prada.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I wasn't saying anything like that.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Okay, let me let me do this. I'm gonna put
you guys in hold. Are you a Team Kevin or
Team Laney?
Speaker 7 (36:42):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
This tech talk life coach won viral for unhinged wedding
hacks that she asked people to give. And some of
these are kind of brilliant. I'm like, oh, if I
ever get married, this is kind of something I do.
For instance, the top one was this one person said,
they provided pictures of people you think the bartenders should
water down their drinks for hilarious.
Speaker 13 (37:09):
That's actually really good hilarious. I like that. I would
definitely be a picture. Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 19 (37:16):
Also for eleven. It doesn't take a lot to get
me drunk.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Any wedding that we as a group have been to,
we've been strategically placed, usually on the outskirts of where
family friends are, but close to the bar because I know, like, hey, like, well,
we're not We're not meant for the beginning of the wedding.
We as a shower meant for the end of the wedding,
when the adults leave.
Speaker 13 (37:34):
I was okay for until the very end, and I
wasn't that.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
I'm saying that we are good for when the adults
leave and then we come in. Yeah. So, Hodey, when
you had your almost a year ago, was.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
It really yet today one years?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Can you put us on the outskirts? I did, and
you were on the outskirts of my side so I
could watch you. Guys, make sure you haven't see having
a good time, but more make sure you're on best behavior.
Speaker 13 (38:03):
I think you did well all.
Speaker 19 (38:05):
The only thing that I do frown upon for myself
is that I took over the camera and that's okay.
Speaker 13 (38:11):
And I'm on a camera.
Speaker 19 (38:14):
No the Polari camera I have twenty polaroids of me
and Yoda are promotions.
Speaker 13 (38:20):
Girl, just doing random stuff.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I have polaroid of Cruise. It just giving two thumbs up.
Speaker 19 (38:25):
No, literally, like, there's pictures of us dancing and like,
my back muscles look amazing.
Speaker 13 (38:29):
I will say that, but that I'm like, wait, is embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
So, honey, when you were planning the seating chart, did
you put us first? You go, okay, this is the
first take care of the issue area.
Speaker 13 (38:38):
No, family.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
That was an easy table because, like a lot of
when you're doing tables for your wedding, it's like, all right,
like here's four of this group and four of the
random other group.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
How do I gel them together? But that was the
easiest table to.
Speaker 19 (38:49):
Do because like Eric and I are just like single
and not plus one, so we would be next.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh that was easy. Not giving you guys plus one
was the easiest.
Speaker 13 (38:57):
There's like just like an even number of us.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
And so to the listener listening at home or in
the car, right now, imagine the teachers ask in the
front of the classroom and then the problem student usually
sits with an arms reach. That's where we were not
in a place of prominence, but in a place of if.
Speaker 13 (39:12):
There needs to be issue taking the best time.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Technically, you guys were prominent because it was we were
like it was right by the mother and father all.
Speaker 13 (39:22):
That's yeah, we were And I had the best time.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
It was fantastic.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
I only talk about how you went all the time.
I'm like, it was so sweet.
Speaker 19 (39:28):
I couldn't stop crying to the vowels, Like I literally
didn't bring tissues and I couldn't stop crying.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Well, the best video of Hoodie's wedding Sascott Bouquet.
Speaker 19 (39:36):
In no, well not really like because the sails were
lower and more like Moore was like a like football players,
Like I got this like through it and it hit
the ceiling and it just like land in front of me.
Speaker 13 (39:47):
So I gave it back to.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
The next time. But the thing is also brilliant. This
person said they had a quote expensive liquor bottle set
aside for her in the groom, but just water. Oh wait,
so they could like hydrate like we have our bottle of.
Speaker 13 (40:10):
That's actually really smart.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah. Somebody said that they took their flowers in the cemetery.
Speaker 15 (40:17):
I have a cemetery, or from the cemetery from.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
The cemetery wait, they took them from a cemetery.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I know we had Actually Cane used to talking about this.
His buddy Munch worked at cemetery and like he would
take flowers when they were about to die and for dates. Allegedly,
that's like.
Speaker 19 (40:33):
Not good karma if you take flowers from a cemetery.
I have I've heard of people donating their flowers after
the weddings and cemeteries. Sure, and I think that's lovely. Sure,
but you take it. That's that's on you. That's about karma.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Yeah, like if you're going for like a certain look,
you're not going to get like the flowers are all
over the place, like you're not.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
Going to get a cohesive look.
Speaker 19 (40:55):
No.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
No, somebody said, my dad carried two hundred dollars and
once during the reception, every time somebody did something he liked,
like a backflip, be silly torque, the worm, he gave
him a dollar and got the party on it.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
That's kind of fun.
Speaker 11 (41:08):
Fun.
Speaker 22 (41:08):
Yeah, that's fun, dude, I can see your daggon that
sauce tonyh Yeah. Weird behavior too, Yeah, because you need
somebody to keep the party going. So funny, Uh, They
say many hacks ID do with wrangling unruly guests. Somebody said,
I'm creating a fake wedding planner email, so I correspond
to questions as nasty as I want to without needing
to save face.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
Brilliant.
Speaker 13 (41:29):
I love that. I hope reach.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Out like, oh, I don't know, ask ask Julie, she's
our wedding coordinator, and be like this is the dumbest
thing ever.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
This is injured John and your Morning Shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
John's Little Secrets. What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven, seven,
four six eight one to call, nine ninety three three
eight to text. Let's go fake name McKenzie, good.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
Morning, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Your confession involves, uh boy, your roommate and her boss.
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (42:02):
Yeah, so basically, my roommate is hooking up with her
boss and they're trying to keep a secret. But she's
works as a personal trainer.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Okay, bosh.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
I started questioning him for a while, he's engaged, okay, okay,
and yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Okay, are we in favor of this or are we
tell him like, hey, this is gonna end very morally.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
I know how much she likes him, but after the
matter is that he's engaged and he's her boss.
Speaker 11 (42:36):
I just think it's messy.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Does she ever bring him over to y'all's place or
does she only go over there?
Speaker 9 (42:43):
She only goes over there. I think she's still trying
to keep it secret. I've definitely found out.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Okay, well we won't tell anybody. Can I put you
in a hold one second? In Arlington? Fake name Mcasey,
Good morning. Okay, So your secret involves work. You work
with best friend?
Speaker 12 (43:01):
Right?
Speaker 6 (43:02):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (43:03):
And oh yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
Me and my investie have the exact same job, like
the exact same persion. We started at the exact same time. Uh.
And usually every year we get a bonus, and this
year my bonus was five thousand dollars more than hers.
Oh and we don't understand why. I have no clue
(43:30):
because we do exactly the same stuff at work, and like, like,
we have no no idea.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Okay, so is a case where like she brought like, oh, look,
we only got a thousand dollars this year, and you're like, oh,
I got six.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
No, she she got she got one thousand dollars and
I got six thousands.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
I'm saying, is that how you guys found it out?
Speaker 11 (43:51):
Though?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Where she's like, oh, weird, I only got a thousand
dollars and like, oh that's where I got six, Like,
how'd you guys find it out?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
That's exactly how. Yes, I mean she got a little
bit upset.
Speaker 11 (44:01):
But we don't know what we're gonna do yet.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
I don't know if I need to confront my manager
or likely.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
No, that's that's that's tough. Okay, can I put you
in hold one second. Yeah, it's like with the coaching
hockey yees stipend at the end of the year and
it's nothing, but I'll text the grip. But hey, was
this supposed to be like ten thousand dollars this year
and just to like rattle cages and then that Fun's fun? Yeah,
just kind of the guys. Now, let me go in Westminster.
(44:28):
Fake name Lisa, good morning, Good morning, I go your confashion.
What she got for us?
Speaker 16 (44:35):
I just found out I was I am pregnant and
I'm slightly freaking out because I will have two under two.
My son will actually be one this weekend.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Ran back on the Horris.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Yes, a big surprise.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah, does baby daddy know, oh yeah.
Speaker 16 (44:58):
I will come up like in the middle of the
night last weekend, and his reaction was, wait what, I'm
so confused.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, yeah, so the first time you're probably did you
like a cute reveal or is it also like a
wake up middle night, like look what you did to me?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
No, I did it like super cute had a gift
he opened it.
Speaker 16 (45:17):
This time.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I was like, oh wow, again that's okay. Well at
least like you know, all the same baby clothes stuff
and Sally, yeah.
Speaker 19 (45:30):
I mean, well John gets it.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, I'm you will see what happens. I just fingers
and toes crossed.
Speaker 16 (45:40):
My son came two months early.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
And was in the nick you for a really long
time from hoping this time I.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
Can carry the uh term.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
In existing congratulations taking Lisa, Yes, well one second you
were in the running.
Speaker 13 (45:53):
That's so that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
That's a quite surprise getting middle Night.
Speaker 19 (45:58):
I know for a fact I could never do that.
So anyone that's a mom of two or two, or
just a mom in general, I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (46:03):
Yeah, yeah, Rose, I.
Speaker 15 (46:06):
Was gonna say, you're gonna You're gonna make it happen.
That's the one thing but the waking him up in
the middle of the night. I almost did that when
I found out I was pregnant Charlie, because I woke
up in the middle of the night and I was like,
I don't know, man, sounds weird. So I took a
pregnancy test.
Speaker 13 (46:20):
We were at a brother in law's.
Speaker 15 (46:22):
Wedding in Idaho and I found out I was pregnant
and I went back to sleep. Well, I couldn't go
back to sleep, but I was like, I'm not waking
him up right now because he he if you wake him.
Speaker 13 (46:32):
Up, he's up for the rest of that show.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
I was like, I'm.
Speaker 15 (46:34):
Gonna let him sleep.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
But I just laid in bed with my eyes.
Speaker 13 (46:37):
Wide open, like, oh my gosh, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yah was just the good stuff intern John in your
Morning show in case you missed it, and.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
That does it for another I see why am I
and Casey amassed it with yours truly.
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My name is Hoodie.
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Can follow me all on social media's at Andrew hood
He see keep pictures of my dog Teddy, my wife
and I yep, my wife. Now Aura actually want a
trip to Charlotte. You can see us doing all the
Charlotte Things if you're trying to go there as well.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
But I do hope you do. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
It is Easter weekend, so look for all the Easter
eggs and all your favorite movies or all the Reese's
peanut butter eggs. So let's face it, it's either those
are the Christmas tree ones that are the best flavored.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Even though they're the same, they taste different. They just
built different like that. But have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
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Injured Johnny Your mora show.
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Yeah, Tony back again another I See why am I?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
In caseia miss it? Where we recap the best bits,
the best segments.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
The best everything of this past week of intern Johnny
Morning Show. But what little podcast we do enjoy that way,
come Monday morning, if you do happen to be going
to work and aren't calling the day after Easter off,
you are in the now and know what's going on
with this show, the ins and the outs, and we
need to kick off this week's In case you missed
it with what is your serial killer trade? No, not
(00:43):
what serial do you perform for? But what kind of
weird thing do you do that? A lot of people
be like, oh, that's a little suspicious, a little specious,
right there.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Valery, good morning, good morning, right girl. You seem normal,
you seem lovely, But your serial killer trade is?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
What is that?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
I sleep with socks on?
Speaker 7 (01:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like socks are like full on socks.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Full on socks.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I just think it's so gross to not sleep with socks.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
I don't know, I don't like the way the like
cover still on my feet, so I have to sleep
with socks off.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So you're like, angles have sock in prints? Twenty four
to seven?
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, twenty four seven.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
How long you done this for?
Speaker 9 (01:26):
I want to say pretty much.
Speaker 10 (01:27):
My whole life, Like there's just no way out.
Speaker 11 (01:29):
I can sleep with that socks.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
So, Valerie, throughout the course of a day, what percent
of time are your feet raw dog in it versus
in socks?
Speaker 10 (01:38):
Probably when I'm taking a shower.
Speaker 11 (01:39):
That's it? Damn.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Okay, all right, one second you're in the running, let
me go and good morning, Good morning. Your serial killer trade?
What is a girl?
Speaker 12 (01:52):
My serial killer trade?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Is that I memorized license plate?
Speaker 13 (01:55):
Okay?
Speaker 14 (01:56):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Like people you know are just like when you're driving by.
Speaker 10 (02:01):
Don't just driving by.
Speaker 15 (02:02):
I can tell people like that I work with at school,
like what their license plate is.
Speaker 16 (02:06):
I know all my family's license plates. I know my
parents' license plates, friend's license plates.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Should they drive?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Okay? All right, one second you're in the running. That
seems like something you would do with sauce.
Speaker 13 (02:18):
Iie birthdays, yes, knocause I want to.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Mmmm kind of effect because you want to Okay, but
I feel like that's something you would do that if
you want to. You can memorize license plates, probably think so.
In Crownsville Lives, good.
Speaker 13 (02:30):
Morning, Hey, good morning, A right girl.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You seem very nice, respectable person society. But your steel
collor trade is what.
Speaker 10 (02:40):
I have always eaten em and M's. I know that
he's the same, but they are the same colors. They
have to be in pairs of the.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Same color, really, and so you can't do like a
fistful and just toss them back. You have to like
sort them.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Out in my fistful.
Speaker 17 (02:54):
If I do that, they have.
Speaker 13 (02:56):
To all be even okay, okay, how long you have
been doing this for?
Speaker 9 (03:01):
Honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
I didn't notice it until my boyfriend, my now husband,
pointed it out to me.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
As a boyfriend's do as we're here for all right,
lis Hall, one second, you're in the in the running.
There's so many of these and rest in Rebecca, good morning,
good morning. This is your husband. And how long have
you guys been together for? Rebecca?
Speaker 13 (03:22):
Almost ten years okay?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
And how long did it take you to realize he
does this thing?
Speaker 13 (03:27):
Probably year one okay?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And his serial killer trade is what.
Speaker 13 (03:32):
He peels his bagels.
Speaker 15 (03:34):
Okay, he takes like the crust, the crusty part on
the outside, and he peels that off and eats that
first before he eats the inside.
Speaker 18 (03:43):
Okay, so he still eats the whole thing, he just
separates it. Yes, Okay, why I have no idea.
Speaker 13 (03:54):
I've asked. He can't really explain it.
Speaker 18 (03:56):
He likes to dip the outside crusty part into cream
cheese chips.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Okay, maybe we're doing it wrong. Maybe he's got figured out.
Speaker 19 (04:05):
He's just it's like he gave him like a loft
bread and he's like pulling.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I feed the ducks, except for he's a duck. Rebecca.
One second, you're in the running. That's kind of funny.
In Frederick Amberg, good morning, Good morning, Right, girl, laid
on me. What's your killer trade?
Speaker 20 (04:20):
Well, whenever someone cuts me off in traffic, I started
gofund me for them so they can afford driving lessons.
Speaker 13 (04:26):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
That okay, And how much have we raised so far?
Speaker 21 (04:33):
Well, one of them has five dollars, so obviously.
Speaker 13 (04:36):
Kevin has affected his driving as well.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That's you're doing the lord's work. Amber. Absolutely, one second
you're in the Ruddy. Vote for your favorite over text
nine nine three three eight. There are thousands of these
coming in. I'll let me go hold on. Fake name
the Cole and Springfield. One second, fake named the call
good morning, the morning. You seem like a very nice
(05:02):
person victing the call. But if I saw you doing this, yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Having to admit this.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
You have your chest?
Speaker 14 (05:09):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Peel my chicken nuggog Okay.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay, So do you know.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Like you eat it?
Speaker 12 (05:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
Then you like meat.
Speaker 19 (05:20):
Because McDonald's ones I can understand says they're like really
easy appeal.
Speaker 13 (05:23):
But you feel like all kinds of chicken.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Nuggets yeah, because like sometimes the birding is musted.
Speaker 13 (05:28):
Yeah, sure, just get some chicken roll.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
But say, yeah, to that point, do you eat the
crusties separately or do you just eat the nugs?
Speaker 11 (05:38):
No, eat the bad All of them are really good.
It's just.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Kind of like the bagel thing. You'll undress the nuggie
and then eat the all things separately.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
Yeah, but it's like, what's appealing to peel a chicken
nugget because it's like, you know, meat paste.
Speaker 13 (05:58):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, yeah, we don't judge, be on judge. Let me
go and Owen's mells. Sarah, good morning, Good morning girl,
you're star color trait. What is it?
Speaker 14 (06:11):
I can fall asleep watching horror movies, like I'll just
put it on sleep no issues, like in the background
and my fiance. My fiance will just be like no thanks,
and he'll go sleep on the counter or something.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah. So like you don't get nightmares or anything.
Speaker 14 (06:31):
No, Like I still sometimes forget it's on and I'll
wake up in the middle of the night. I'm like, oh,
I didn't realize that was playing or yeah finished whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yeah that that's I feel like sauce. That be rap
your ally.
Speaker 13 (06:44):
I don't do that.
Speaker 19 (06:44):
It's like more like murder stuff. Okay, Well, so sir,
one second, you're in the running. Uh hard is a winner.
I'm gonna be honest because a lot of these are
out there. I'm gonna go fake names. Sarah good morning.
Oh no, fake name's Sarah there. Yeah, okay, late on
he go. This is your husband. He does what.
Speaker 16 (07:05):
He will only eat exactly fix the double stuff oreos,
no warm, no less.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Okay, and that's like his routine.
Speaker 16 (07:14):
Yeah, he does that every night with the tall glass
milk and the package can have five and he.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
Will leave it out for me to.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Finish and get the new pack to open.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
He done his entire.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Life, I'm pretty sure for as long as I've found him.
Speaker 19 (07:30):
And okay, okay, all right, sounds like conditioning, like you
could change it up a little bit.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I mean, Eric, he's an oreo snob. He won't eat
double stuff. You won't eat the high drox.
Speaker 13 (07:43):
He only does he need the postalone ones Cheeters. We're
coming for you.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
It's War of the Roses on intern John in your
morning shows in case you missed it.
Speaker 13 (07:54):
Hello, I'm calling for Dave.
Speaker 14 (07:57):
Uh yeah, my Dave.
Speaker 19 (08:00):
My name is Ellie. I'm calling you from Ymus Flowers.
You actually won our weekly contest, so congratulations. You win
a dozen red roses, and we want to make sure
that we get the mouse today.
Speaker 13 (08:09):
So I was going to get your info.
Speaker 19 (08:10):
You don't need your credit card stuff, I mean, we
don't need your credit card stuff or anything.
Speaker 13 (08:14):
And yeah, let's let's let's make that happen.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
Sounds like a scam.
Speaker 13 (08:20):
It's not.
Speaker 19 (08:21):
You entered our contest and you won for the week,
so again, congratulations. We're just a new mom pop flower shop.
So we've been having these contests going on for the
last few months, and you won this week.
Speaker 13 (08:31):
It doesn't roses you're gonna give me free roses?
Speaker 19 (08:35):
Yeah, so you must have entered through our cube R codes,
which are all around the city. So uh, I mean,
if you don't want them, I can move on. It's okay.
Uh but yeah, we're just trying to make sure that
we get the mouse today since it's early, especially if
it's local. We can send them anywhere in the country,
but we would prefer to be locals so that you
come back to us.
Speaker 13 (08:54):
Okay, are you sure?
Speaker 19 (08:57):
I mean, I don't want to twist your arm, but
I mean free flowers. If you surprise somebody today and
make their day, I mean you're gonna have a great week.
Speaker 11 (09:06):
Thank you for them, arm. Yeah, that's cool, all.
Speaker 13 (09:08):
Right, sick, We'll all right.
Speaker 19 (09:09):
So we're gonna make a little profile for you in
case you do love the flowers, which I know you
absolutely will. There are a dozen red roses. My mom
makes bouquet and she's just a pro at her job. Uh,
So we're gonna make a little profile in case you
come back. So who do you want to give the
flowers to. Let's go with Kayla and then what is
(09:31):
she to you?
Speaker 13 (09:31):
Your wife? Girlfriend sister? They are red roses?
Speaker 11 (09:36):
What are you writing a book?
Speaker 19 (09:39):
In case you come back? And you're like, let me
get my flowers for Kayla? And then I'm like, oh,
how's your girlfriend doing? Oh? Your anniversary is coming up.
We're just trying to become your go to shop. We
want to become like your friends.
Speaker 13 (09:50):
She's she's my bff, your BFFs.
Speaker 11 (09:54):
Yeah, big capital letters BF.
Speaker 19 (09:56):
All right, I'm gonna write that and be like, how's
your bff Kla with the red flowers?
Speaker 13 (09:59):
What do you want the card to say?
Speaker 11 (10:02):
Let's put put put uh put it.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
It was great being in you are. I agree with
the sentiment. We can't say most of those words. Dave,
my name is intern John. I got Sauce and Rose
here as well. That is your girlfriend, Michelle. Yeah, we're
doing War of the rows of the show. I need
you know that? And or why.
Speaker 13 (10:24):
Would you be in your bs?
Speaker 11 (10:27):
That was what I just said was a total inside joke.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Apparently absolutely so explain the joke to this.
Speaker 22 (10:35):
I know, osten Michelle saying it slower means we still
can't say it, So that's okay, you know.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
So Dave, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (10:47):
My guy? Nothing?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
What do you You're sitting red roses to a female
friend and.
Speaker 13 (10:55):
Saying you're quote unquote bff.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, jokes are the inside of her joke.
Speaker 11 (11:00):
I thought you said they were daisies. I didn't know
you said they were red roses.
Speaker 13 (11:03):
Totally hear me.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
So why would you be sending flowers somebody? It's not
your girlfriend? I heard because it was just a joke.
Speaker 11 (11:14):
We spent a lot of time together. I don't think
it's that big a joke.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Don't listen to do you think that's an appropriate joke?
That would? It would be cool if if Michelle made
joke about some guy in the flip side of that, if.
Speaker 11 (11:27):
It was a joke.
Speaker 23 (11:28):
Yeah, okay, you're such an idiot, Dave.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
I sure to.
Speaker 13 (11:33):
God, but I'm happy to help you guys.
Speaker 16 (11:39):
Break Up Or of the Roses is cretacked and possibly
edited the broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Want more roses, go to y MS radio dot com.
Found this on the weekend. I thought it was kind
of funny the time celebrity spent a stupid amount of
money on something to end up being totally worthless. Okay,
although I can't say I wouldn't do the same if
I had, And this my I can just bored. I
started with Cardi b has a collection of expensive cars,
(12:05):
but she doesn't have a driver's license.
Speaker 13 (12:08):
That's all I was gonna say. Doesn't she not have
her driver's license? Okay?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
So in twenty eighteen, she told James Cardon, quote, I
have a Lambo, I have a Lamborghini truck, I have
a Bentley truck, I have a Mayback and I have
a suburban.
Speaker 13 (12:22):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
When James asked her, what's the point I'm having all
these cars she couldn't drive, she said, quote to take
pictures with it.
Speaker 13 (12:28):
Yeah, okay, sure, that's a do you.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep. She said she she couldn't
take photos in the showroom because that's been an imposter.
Speaker 13 (12:41):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
She also learned to drive. Is scary, I mean, especially
in the five hundred thousand dollars car? Yeah, pretty pretty scary, right. Yeah.
In two thousand and eight, Brad Pitt by a thousand
acre estate in province Chateau Merval wherever that is.
Speaker 13 (12:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
A few years down the road, a man convinced it
that millions of dollars worth of gold was buried on
the property. Okay, so it was hidden by a medieval owner. Yeah,
who took it from the Crusades. So, like we're talking cash.
So Brad spent an undisclosed amount of money on radar
equipment to search for the hidden treasure.
Speaker 13 (13:16):
Huh. I feel like this was like a point of
their divorce too.
Speaker 15 (13:20):
I'm sure this was brought and Angelina's divorced, Like this
was one of the things that he was like, no I.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Need I'm gonna find this treasure here. Yeah, a multi
multi time multimillionaire. Yeah. In a twenty twenty two he
told GQ quote, I got obsessed for like a year.
This is all I can think about, just the excitement
of it. Okay, I said, maybe he had something to
do with where I grew up, because in the Ozark
Mountains there's always stories of hidden gold.
Speaker 13 (13:46):
Okay.
Speaker 24 (13:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (13:47):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It turns out the guy that told him about it
was kind of known hustler, and.
Speaker 13 (13:50):
So the did you do any research about this at all?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
So he bought it. Yeah, he actually got the radar
equipment out there. He's actually searching for something.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah. On a twenty twenty five episode of the Kardashians,
Kim Kardashian revealed when she got engaged to Chris Humphries
in twenty eleven, she covered eighty percent of the ten
million dollar gation ring.
Speaker 13 (14:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, I talked about that a few weeks ago. Yeahah,
that's different.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Their marriage only lasted seventy two days. Yeah, she didn't
keep the ring. Yeah, she said, quote, I was pregnant
with North, still married to him. In order to divorce him,
he said, have had to give him the ring of
my divorce.
Speaker 13 (14:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (14:24):
So she like even her attorney was like, just give
him the ring. Yeah, if you want to be over it,
if you want to move on.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
He sold it for seven hundred and forty one thousand dollars.
Speaker 15 (14:32):
Wait, she was pregnant with North while she was still
technically married to Chris Humphries.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 19 (14:36):
I mean I think he was just trying to like
get like like get all of our stuff, like all
our money though. Yeah, so I probably like it was
a very long divorce give minute start boy. Okay, sure
that was a weird couple though, No, it was. Yeah,
it was Spencer.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
Pratt, Heidi Montag. Okay, he moved through millions of dollars
because they believe in the Mayan apocalypse.
Speaker 13 (14:59):
Oh I hear about that.
Speaker 19 (15:00):
I thought it was gonna be on crystals because he
is really into crystals.
Speaker 17 (15:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Sure you. At twenty thirteen, he told Okay magazine quote,
we made and spend at least ten million dollars. The
thing is, we heard the planet was going to end
in twenty twelve, and we thought we have to spend
this money for the asteroid heads.
Speaker 13 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
Sure, he said, here's some advice. Don't spend your money
thinking asteroids are coming.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
Well.
Speaker 19 (15:23):
I was like listening to this podcast last week about
how like if you are a millionaire or billionaire, you
just start investing in bunkers, Like there's this place in
Kansas that it's like a million dollar condos that's just
a bunker. Yeah, and then you have to also work
once you get there, so like you can't live in
this million dollar a month bunker. Well yeah, until something happens.
(15:44):
But it's like it's just a normal thing, which is
wild this.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah, they look sick. I've seen like videos some of
those like they look like little towns.
Speaker 13 (15:50):
But it's only for billionaires.
Speaker 19 (15:52):
And then you have to also work four hours a
day if you decide to get like that, because you
have to give back to their new society if anything happens.
Speaker 13 (15:59):
Sure, haven't you seen Xenon? Makes sense?
Speaker 11 (16:02):
I have?
Speaker 13 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
Twenty first century? Yeah, absolutely, he said, I would give
my friends fifteen thousand dollars for the birthday, just cash.
I would buy people cars every valet, I make a
tip of a couple hundred dollars. I would pay people
two hundred dollars just open doors for us.
Speaker 13 (16:16):
Wild damn yeah, where was I? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Wid time Pard New York Times In two thousand and seven,
Roses Boy Nick Cage by dinosaurs call.
Speaker 13 (16:26):
I can't with you? First of all, how dare you
dinosaurs sculpture?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Skull?
Speaker 13 (16:32):
Skull? Okay?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
He would why he rex skull? He buy an auction
for two hundred and seventy six thousand dollars.
Speaker 13 (16:39):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
However, seven years later, the Apartment of Homeland Security, I
tou in touch with them to inform them the artifact
have been stolen from a dost.
Speaker 13 (16:46):
I was about to say, how can you he just
buy dinosaur? Call? That does not seem legit? How are
his red flags not going on? Yeah?
Speaker 19 (16:54):
I'm also like if I was his wife or dating him.
I'd be like, hey, are you an idiot? There's no
way he's buy a dinosaurs.
Speaker 13 (16:59):
Call.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
But if there's an auction, public auction, I was assume
is legit.
Speaker 19 (17:03):
No, if it was like that, I would think it
was more legit. If it was like the Black Web
then at an auction.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
But I like, somebody finds on their backyard and they
try to sell it.
Speaker 13 (17:10):
Yeah, Okay, you can't do that.
Speaker 15 (17:12):
How are you gonna just willy nilly buy a dinosaur
skull without certification or having it literallyated? Literally you're gonna
buy You're gonna end up buying garbage.
Speaker 13 (17:22):
Drawn you know what this is? Sorry? You know what?
Speaker 19 (17:24):
This was reminding of when we are driving to the
NAT's opening day and Eric said, you can only have
a Terry Blossom if he's gifted to you for the Japanese.
Speaker 13 (17:32):
Yeah, And I was like, you can buy them on Amazon, Eric,
that's right.
Speaker 19 (17:36):
I really had this whole conversation with Kay yesterday and
we were just looking like, pointing at everything that wasn't Terry.
Speaker 13 (17:40):
Boss around us. We're like, that came from Japan.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Well yeah, duh, Eric said.
Speaker 19 (17:45):
So I was like, what do you call up your
friend like Makiko and be like, hey, I'll send you
some Glizzies for that tree.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
It's a fair trade.
Speaker 19 (17:52):
I would say, I'm like, like a bald eagle what
because Eric was saying the only way that there's a
tree like Terry Boston anywhere you see it that was gifted.
Speaker 13 (18:02):
By the Japanese.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Consider your source.
Speaker 12 (18:06):
My one.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
Yeah, I'm like you can go.
Speaker 19 (18:10):
And kinare like, what do we say, like we have
a bald eagle for your Jerry Bosson? Is that what
my neighbor did with his Jerry Bosson might have? It
was Eric, It was a great source of entertainment. Yes, right,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
If this segment has some weird edits blame Eric.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
This is intern John in your morning show is in
case you missed.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
It, Big name Mike, Good morning, Good morning. Your question
was asking for a friend. I'll ask you to tiptoe
around this. But you are recently single. What's going on?
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 12 (18:43):
I just got out of a long term relationship and
I'm trying to put myself out there. But I don't
want to tie myself down, you know what I mean. Yeah,
So I'm trying to find a way to let people
know that I'm available, but I'm not available available, you
know what I mean. Like, I'm not trying to make
anything serious right now.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
So if I'm reading between the lines, long term relationship ended,
you just kind of want to, you know, meet people,
have fun time if you will, but not have there
be expectation of like this is going anywhere? Like do
you just basically have fun so to speak?
Speaker 11 (19:24):
Is that fair? That's yes, that's it.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Okay, have you been doing that currently?
Speaker 12 (19:31):
I've been trying. It's been getting mixed results. So I'm
just trying to find a way to u.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Give it mixed mixed results in the sense of like
we've had the fun and then feelings are involved, or
mixed results that you brought up, Hey, this is what
I want and maybe didn't get the response you wanted.
Speaker 12 (19:51):
That's maybe maybe a little bit of both. I can't
tell where going room at the moment. I'm just hoping
from a we can hold direction.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay, that's Sarah. Can I put you in hold? One second?
Speaker 11 (20:04):
Of course?
Speaker 4 (20:05):
So what should fake Mike do? Can we get you
on hold? Sauce you're in the dating field, your thoughts?
Speaker 19 (20:11):
I think that he should say that he recently got
out something serious and you know, he's just getting back
on his feet and he's not looking for anything serious
right now. Yeah, so he's just you know, he's not
trying to settle down right away, he's just trying to
I wouldn't say, necessarily tell people you're trying to have fun,
so and it sounds like you're trying to just I mean,
that's probably what he is trying to do, right.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
I would assume. So, yeah, saying it.
Speaker 19 (20:33):
Yet, But I think if you just say it at
the beginning, you know, before even because the person that
you might go on a date with might be looking
for something serious, so don't waste each other's time.
Speaker 13 (20:43):
So I think you just say it right away.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
So if somebody told you on the app that they're
now looking for anything serious, would you just be like appreciative?
Speaker 19 (20:49):
I guess I've had people say that, and I always
think them I'm like, oh, thank you. I was like,
I'm looking for something serious, but I appreciate you being
forward with me.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
They told you in the beginning, Yeah, okay, that's by
the best place.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
Yeah, do it.
Speaker 19 (21:00):
And I know that you can put it on your profile,
but sometimes people don't put on their profiles for some reason, also.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Because hing will be like looking for long term open
to short and it's like, well, yeah, what does that mean? Yeah,
that's confusing. Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 13 (21:13):
So uh.
Speaker 19 (21:13):
And there's also like the life partner, marriage, there's a
lot of different options. But yeah, if you're looking for
something serious, tell them. If you're not looking for something serious,
just tell to tell the people that you're talking to, yes.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Fair, because you can't get mad rose your thoughts as.
Speaker 15 (21:26):
A married lady, I was gonna say the same thing,
like I think that has to be like right out
of the gate, like, hey, I'm.
Speaker 13 (21:32):
Not looking for anything serious. If you are, this isn't
a match. Yeah, And I was gonna.
Speaker 15 (21:36):
Ask you can put it on your profile if he
if he's on the dating apps, and that's all he
wants to put it on the app so that way
people can see it and know, because if you don't
tell somebody, you're just gonna like they're gonna feel bamboozled, like, oh,
all you want is like other people might be down
for a hook up, but not everyone is.
Speaker 11 (21:54):
YEA.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
If somebody tells you that look for anything serious, take
them at their.
Speaker 13 (21:59):
Work that yes, they're not looking for anything serious. You
can't change them.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Because there was a while ago there was somebody who
I wasn't looking at him serious, and then I had
the show sauce the text message that I sent before
we ever had I'm like, hey, I'm really busy, like
I'm too busy for my own good at times. That's
not in the front. And then I understand, completely understand.
And then they're like, I feel that on Like I don't.
This wasn't a joke.
Speaker 13 (22:23):
I wasn't trying to share in all my gossip with
you today.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
But I'm saying, like, if somebody says that I wouldn't
take it as a challenge, I can. I can fix.
Don't waste your time, like I'll.
Speaker 13 (22:35):
Be the one to change mine.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Don't waste your time.
Speaker 19 (22:37):
Especially just like, it's very nice if you're just up
front with what your tensions are.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
I really respected, believe them.
Speaker 11 (22:44):
That's fair.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Let me go, Terry, good morning. What'd you want to
say with this, Terry?
Speaker 20 (22:51):
Just be honest. When I was single, there were so
many guys who led me to feel like they wanted
a relationship, and if they had just said what they wanted,
I would have probably been down for that, but then
they had to go and make it messy.
Speaker 13 (23:06):
Just be honest.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, I think that's like the easiest of policy. Terry,
thank you for listening. To have a great day, you too, guys.
I let me go, Chris Still, good morning, Hi.
Speaker 13 (23:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
What do you want to say of this girl?
Speaker 19 (23:20):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (23:20):
Man, honesty, I'm jumping on the bandwagon, I know. But look,
I've got I've been there. I've like wanted to only
hook up with people, and I have like ruined some
really great relationships because I was not transparent.
Speaker 13 (23:35):
Sure, so I think I think transparency is key.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I think I don't disagree. Chris Long one second, get
you a cofee to you for calling in this morning.
Speaker 17 (23:43):
Let's go.
Speaker 7 (23:44):
Here's another moment of broadcast brilliance on intern Johnny, your
morning show is in case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Maggie, good morning.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
All right, So you met this man where Maggie.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
Just set a bar.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
Okay, we go back his place for the first time
and the red flag was what.
Speaker 10 (24:04):
He just had like a.
Speaker 8 (24:06):
Bunk bed set in his room, as his said.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
What toper bottom though, Maggie, where he sleep.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
I think the bottom bunk It was like a queen
on the bottom or like a double on the bottom
and single at the top.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
But it was like a from a family member.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
Instead of buying his own bed, he just kind of
got like a hand me down and decided to use
that instead.
Speaker 13 (24:27):
Absolutely interesting.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
And how old was this man?
Speaker 8 (24:32):
I think he was in his low twenties.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
I don't really remember.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Okay, Maggie, one second, you're in the running, I get it.
Speaker 13 (24:38):
Sure.
Speaker 19 (24:39):
I would just rather have my mattress on the floor
at that point than bring a girl back.
Speaker 13 (24:43):
And I have a bunk bed.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
I think most dudes, like my thought was always like
why buy a bag because eventually I'll be with a
girl and she'll tell me what to get. Okay, yeah,
I mean like legitimately like the bunk bad thing. Yes,
you can sleep on top, sometimes sleep on the bottom
sometimes the yeah, but maybe it's if it's colder in
the winter, you sleep a higher because he rises. Sure
some months you sleep down below. Yeah, think about that.
(25:07):
You want to like work out, you take the stairs up.
You're really selling this if you bring us girl over
absolutely hell yeah, like pick me up, no, no, no, no,
let me go. Fake name Lisa and White Marsh, Good.
Speaker 11 (25:24):
Morning, good morning.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
All right, you met this man way a fake name, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
I met him online many years ago.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Sure, and we go to his place. More were the
red flags.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
I was invited to the place for Danna.
Speaker 11 (25:39):
He cooks cornish. I walked in immediately just now.
Speaker 16 (25:44):
This place was dirt.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
He says, but I don't there's a thing.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I don't have any sub And I'm.
Speaker 11 (25:54):
Like, what what.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Was?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Said, well, I got some classic food.
Speaker 16 (26:03):
And I'm like, oh, oh, this isn't this can't be real.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, but then he's like he doesn't have any Dino.
He's like, we're gonna we're gonna have to sit in
the living room on a liver room.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
And there are no legs on the.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Said, you know, I have to use the restroom. I
go into the restroom.
Speaker 5 (26:20):
I called my cousin.
Speaker 16 (26:21):
I was like, send me a text, will call me.
Speaker 13 (26:24):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Now let me ask Lisa. But good lucky guy. Uh no, yes,
affecting Lisa one second. You're in the running. That's tough.
Speaker 19 (26:38):
Yeah, It's like, why you even offer to cook dinner
if you don't have silver ware?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
About making the food too? You didn't he makes food without.
Speaker 13 (26:46):
Yeah, that's what I'm like, how did you even make it?
It's a magician.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Hold on one second, and Arnold at work, Hailey, good morning,
good morning, and this is your ex And he would
do what.
Speaker 25 (26:58):
So she would leave the toilet she off, but when
it came to clean day, he would clean it in
the dishwasher with like everything else.
Speaker 13 (27:05):
That's so gross.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Wait, so he just like you would take it off,
Like how often would you go to his place? There's
no seats.
Speaker 25 (27:13):
Yeah, And so I was like, he's like, well, you
got to figure it out.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
Just what that is. Okay, that's why when we have
other dishes in the dishwasher while he was washing his toilet.
Speaker 13 (27:23):
Seat, Oh totally. And he blamed that on being in
the military. Okay, okay, all right, okay, that's great. Was
he hot, Haley?
Speaker 10 (27:33):
He was tall?
Speaker 13 (27:34):
Yeah, okay, seem but different you know.
Speaker 19 (27:41):
Oh sorry, I would not be kissing anyone wash their
toilets with their dishes.
Speaker 13 (27:47):
That's odd.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Yeah, that I would never even think to me either,
like what to do that.
Speaker 13 (27:53):
No, I've had a lot of.
Speaker 19 (27:54):
Guys in the military and they did not do that.
So yeah, yeah, let me get hold on boy. Change
of course, it's all dudes. I mean it's it's all
fake name, Linda.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Good morning, good morning. You met this man where a.
Speaker 11 (28:09):
Fake name Linda through the gym.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Through the gym, okay, and the red flag at his
place was what?
Speaker 16 (28:18):
Uh So when I got to his place, I realized
he lived in.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
A house and not alone.
Speaker 16 (28:23):
Sure, And when we walked to his bedroom, we walked
through a blanket.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
He had no bedroom door.
Speaker 16 (28:29):
He had.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Very Yeah, absolutely transiscence there.
Speaker 13 (28:33):
Absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
I mean that's that was it, the fake in Linda.
Maybe it's like that's his vibe. The energy has more
function that way.
Speaker 13 (28:41):
Energy flows. Door open for his roommates.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 16 (28:46):
Oh no, his roommate was his mother.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Oh that's a little different. That's different.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
That's interesting.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, that's a little different. Did you guys have alone
time there?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Okay? Yeah, when the door is a flopping, don't come
all right.
Speaker 13 (29:01):
As long is a mom to get off the door.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Question my fake name, Linda. Did you ask him why
he didn't have a door and it had a towel?
Speaker 16 (29:11):
He said it came off the hinges and he just
never there to replace the cars oft.
Speaker 4 (29:16):
And do that on the road. Does that makes sense?
One second, you're in the running both for your favor
over text nine ninety three three eight MiG in Germantown,
fake name me, good morning, good morning, all right girl?
What was the red flag?
Speaker 5 (29:30):
The red flag was? We were making out in his house.
Speaker 17 (29:34):
Nice and he said, just so you know, I don't
finish in the bedroom. It feels like my soul is
leaving my body.
Speaker 13 (29:41):
Okay, well that's.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Yeah, Okay. So where'd you meet this man?
Speaker 5 (29:50):
I met him at a farmer's market.
Speaker 6 (29:52):
He was running a bread.
Speaker 5 (29:53):
Stand and he was We were like chatting and he
was like, do you want to come back to my
face and we can go on a date food? And
I was like, yeah, that sounds great. And so we
were making out and he was like, just so you know,
I don't like to finish in the bedroom.
Speaker 17 (30:06):
I also don't eat. And I was like what. I
was like, yeah, like he just he I was like,
what do you mean you don't eat? You're making any food?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
And he was like yeah, I just don't find pleasure
from it.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Okay. Also, if he hasn't finished in the bedroom, where
does he.
Speaker 13 (30:21):
Does that at all?
Speaker 11 (30:23):
I don't know. I got I got right out of there.
Speaker 12 (30:25):
I can't do this.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
It's different, Okay, fake dam me out one second, you're
in the running. Okay, so for your favor over text
nine ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Eight looks like a podcast for people that don't listen
to podcasts.
Speaker 7 (30:36):
In the intern, John in your morning show, You acase
you missed it.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Second date update on internshown in your morning show.
Speaker 11 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Meet somebody could be online, could be out wherever, and
you think they're different, You think maybe they could be
the one, but then they stopped talking to you. We
check to figure out exactly what's going on, Laney, good morning. Hi, Hey,
so you and Kevin met in the wild, not even
on dating apps.
Speaker 13 (31:04):
I know it's the real, right, Yeah, so what happened?
Speaker 10 (31:09):
But we met at a party?
Speaker 23 (31:11):
Okay, he's like a total gentleman, open stores for me.
He's honestly everything you could imagine, like chivalry.
Speaker 9 (31:21):
Is not dead.
Speaker 10 (31:22):
Okay, everything I want a guy to do, he does.
And he is just so lovely, so sweet.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Sure.
Speaker 10 (31:29):
We did drink for our first date, you know, casual cute.
Then for our second date.
Speaker 9 (31:36):
We did top golf.
Speaker 13 (31:37):
Very nice a second.
Speaker 10 (31:38):
Date, right, and then for our third date we went
to dinner.
Speaker 23 (31:42):
Okay, very nice at a little more serious or so
I thought.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
It's so happen, I might catch you up and we
could rewind for a second. At the party, who approached
who first? What drew you to him at the party?
Speaker 11 (31:55):
Like?
Speaker 4 (31:55):
How do we get from there to date? One?
Speaker 25 (31:59):
Were making eyes of each other and then he approached me,
But honestly, if he hadn't, I would have. It just
seemed very obvious that we were.
Speaker 10 (32:11):
Into each other. Sure, okay, and then we just started chatting.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Sure? And how long from the party to our first date?
Speaker 7 (32:17):
Like?
Speaker 4 (32:18):
How much the timeframe there?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
The next night?
Speaker 13 (32:22):
We okay?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
And how long from the first date to the second date?
Speaker 10 (32:28):
A couple of days?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (32:29):
Three days?
Speaker 11 (32:30):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:31):
So we went from meetings to go on a date
to having three days total. You say he's a gentleman.
He opens doors, he communicates up until the point where
he is not communicating, and that's kind of where we're
at right now. Is that fair?
Speaker 17 (32:46):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (32:46):
Exactly.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
And so the last time you saw him was a
dinner date. How did you guys leave the date? Did
we you know, kissing the cheek? Did we say I'll
see you next week? What we leave it at?
Speaker 9 (33:00):
The kiss on the lips?
Speaker 11 (33:01):
Oh? Very nice?
Speaker 10 (33:07):
It left off good I don't know why.
Speaker 9 (33:11):
I haven't heard from him.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
So the last conversation was a I'll see you again
next week or wherever it was.
Speaker 10 (33:20):
Yeah, I mean I was left like on cloud nine,
you know.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Sure, and here we are a weekend, Sure, a weekend
half later. No texting, no calls, nothing.
Speaker 13 (33:31):
Just dropped off.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, real quick, just to kind of
paint a picture here, how long have you been single for?
And do we know how long he's been single for?
Speaker 10 (33:42):
He's been single for a few years. Seems I've been
single for about six months.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Okay, okay, so let's do this, Leney. We'll call Kevin,
get his side and kind of see what his thoughts aid. Okay, okay,
one second, it seems like a stay end up fella.
Speaker 26 (34:00):
Yeah, hello, Hi, calling for Kevin please, man, it's Internshohn.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
I got Saucer Rose here as well. Can we talked
to you on the air for like two seconds about something?
Nothing bad? I just need like two to five seconds
your time.
Speaker 24 (34:25):
Uh sure, this is wild, Sure.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Perfect, I appreciate it, dude. So I got somebody in
the line here doing a second date update, Laney. If
you want to say, hie, Hi, nailed it, and so
Kevin Laney reached out to us. She told us, you
guys matched to the party, that we had three dates,
we did drinks, top golf, and dinner, but that she's
not hering about a week and a half and she's
not too sure whyse we just kind of want to
(34:51):
see where you're at with.
Speaker 11 (34:52):
This, right.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Uh, well, okay, So yeah, we been out on a
couple of dates and I'll be honest, they were real cool.
But I got some information from some mutual friends or
well a mutual friend I should say that I really
was not happy about, which was so it seemed pretty
(35:19):
crass the way questions were asked about my finances. And
you know, I don't have a problem with someone knowing,
you know, what I do and.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
That type of stuff.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
It was just the things that were said seemed a
little bit, I don't.
Speaker 16 (35:37):
Know, not for me.
Speaker 13 (35:38):
Can you, I really love it? Can you elaborate? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:41):
So she was asking about your money situation.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 24 (35:46):
So when we met, we were at a party and
our our friend you know, told me that she was
asking things about our finances, my finances, excuse me, and
kind of assuming like she and I were going to
be together and talking about like weird ways she was
(36:06):
gonna spend my money.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Okay, Laney, is that is that accurate?
Speaker 13 (36:12):
Lany?
Speaker 23 (36:14):
That seems a bit stretched, because listen, what I think
asking is.
Speaker 9 (36:19):
I think what I asked is fair.
Speaker 10 (36:21):
I don't want to be involved with somebody who I.
Speaker 9 (36:23):
Need to be financially responsible for the main reason I
was asking.
Speaker 10 (36:28):
Okay, it really wasn't about that seems pretty egregious. It
really wasn't about take me to Prada.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I wasn't saying anything like that.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Okay, let me let me do this. I'm gonna put
you guys in hold. Are you a Team Kevin or
Team Laney?
Speaker 7 (36:42):
You can go here, you can go get caught up
with intern John in your morning shows.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
In case you missed it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
This tech talk life coach won viral for unhinged wedding
hacks that she asked people to give. And some of
these are kind of brilliant. I'm like, oh, if I
ever get married, this is kind of something I do.
For instance, the top one was this one person said,
they provided pictures of people you think the bartenders should
water down their drinks for hilarious.
Speaker 13 (37:09):
That's actually really good hilarious. I like that. I would
definitely be a picture. Yeah, but I'm.
Speaker 19 (37:16):
Also for eleven. It doesn't take a lot to get
me drunk.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Any wedding that we as a group have been to,
we've been strategically placed, usually on the outskirts of where
family friends are, but close to the bar because I know, like, hey, like, well,
we're not We're not meant for the beginning of the wedding.
We as a shower meant for the end of the wedding,
when the adults leave.
Speaker 13 (37:34):
I was okay for until the very end, and I
wasn't that.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
I'm saying that we are good for when the adults
leave and then we come in. Yeah. So, Hodey, when
you had your almost a year ago, was.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
It really yet today one years?
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Can you put us on the outskirts? I did, and
you were on the outskirts of my side so I
could watch you. Guys, make sure you haven't see having
a good time, but more make sure you're on best behavior.
Speaker 13 (38:03):
I think you did well all.
Speaker 19 (38:05):
The only thing that I do frown upon for myself
is that I took over the camera and that's okay.
Speaker 13 (38:11):
And I'm on a camera.
Speaker 19 (38:14):
No the Polari camera I have twenty polaroids of me
and Yoda are promotions.
Speaker 13 (38:20):
Girl, just doing random stuff.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I have polaroid of Cruise. It just giving two thumbs up.
Speaker 19 (38:25):
No, literally, like, there's pictures of us dancing and like,
my back muscles look amazing.
Speaker 13 (38:29):
I will say that, but that I'm like, wait, is embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
So, honey, when you were planning the seating chart, did
you put us first? You go, okay, this is the
first take care of the issue area.
Speaker 13 (38:38):
No, family.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
That was an easy table because, like a lot of
when you're doing tables for your wedding, it's like, all right,
like here's four of this group and four of the
random other group.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
How do I gel them together? But that was the
easiest table to.
Speaker 19 (38:49):
Do because like Eric and I are just like single
and not plus one, so we would be next.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Oh that was easy. Not giving you guys plus one
was the easiest.
Speaker 13 (38:57):
There's like just like an even number of us.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
And so to the listener listening at home or in
the car, right now, imagine the teachers ask in the
front of the classroom and then the problem student usually
sits with an arms reach. That's where we were not
in a place of prominence, but in a place of if.
Speaker 13 (39:12):
There needs to be issue taking the best time.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
Technically, you guys were prominent because it was we were
like it was right by the mother and father all.
Speaker 13 (39:22):
That's yeah, we were And I had the best time.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
It was fantastic.
Speaker 13 (39:26):
I only talk about how you went all the time.
I'm like, it was so sweet.
Speaker 19 (39:28):
I couldn't stop crying to the vowels, Like I literally
didn't bring tissues and I couldn't stop crying.
Speaker 4 (39:32):
Well, the best video of Hoodie's wedding Sascott Bouquet.
Speaker 19 (39:36):
In no, well not really like because the sails were
lower and more like Moore was like a like football players,
Like I got this like through it and it hit
the ceiling and it just like land in front of me.
Speaker 13 (39:47):
So I gave it back to.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
The next time. But the thing is also brilliant. This
person said they had a quote expensive liquor bottle set
aside for her in the groom, but just water. Oh wait,
so they could like hydrate like we have our bottle of.
Speaker 13 (40:10):
That's actually really smart.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah. Somebody said that they took their flowers in the cemetery.
Speaker 15 (40:17):
I have a cemetery, or from the cemetery from.
Speaker 13 (40:20):
The cemetery wait, they took them from a cemetery.
Speaker 4 (40:22):
I know we had Actually Cane used to talking about this.
His buddy Munch worked at cemetery and like he would
take flowers when they were about to die and for dates. Allegedly,
that's like.
Speaker 19 (40:33):
Not good karma if you take flowers from a cemetery.
I have I've heard of people donating their flowers after
the weddings and cemeteries. Sure, and I think that's lovely. Sure,
but you take it. That's that's on you. That's about karma.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 15 (40:45):
Yeah, like if you're going for like a certain look,
you're not going to get like the flowers are all
over the place, like you're not.
Speaker 13 (40:52):
Going to get a cohesive look.
Speaker 19 (40:55):
No.
Speaker 4 (40:56):
No, somebody said, my dad carried two hundred dollars and
once during the reception, every time somebody did something he liked,
like a backflip, be silly torque, the worm, he gave
him a dollar and got the party on it.
Speaker 13 (41:06):
That's kind of fun.
Speaker 11 (41:08):
Fun.
Speaker 22 (41:08):
Yeah, that's fun, dude, I can see your daggon that
sauce tonyh Yeah. Weird behavior too, Yeah, because you need
somebody to keep the party going. So funny, Uh, They
say many hacks ID do with wrangling unruly guests. Somebody said,
I'm creating a fake wedding planner email, so I correspond
to questions as nasty as I want to without needing
to save face.
Speaker 11 (41:28):
Brilliant.
Speaker 13 (41:29):
I love that. I hope reach.
Speaker 4 (41:32):
Out like, oh, I don't know, ask ask Julie, she's
our wedding coordinator, and be like this is the dumbest
thing ever.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Just the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
This is injured John and your Morning Shows in case
you missed it.
Speaker 4 (41:43):
John's Little Secrets. What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven, seven,
four six eight one to call, nine ninety three three
eight to text. Let's go fake name McKenzie, good.
Speaker 9 (41:54):
Morning, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
Your confession involves, uh boy, your roommate and her boss.
What's going on?
Speaker 9 (42:02):
Yeah, so basically, my roommate is hooking up with her
boss and they're trying to keep a secret. But she's
works as a personal trainer.
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Okay, bosh.
Speaker 9 (42:14):
I started questioning him for a while, he's engaged, okay, okay,
and yeah.
Speaker 4 (42:22):
Okay, are we in favor of this or are we
tell him like, hey, this is gonna end very morally.
Speaker 6 (42:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (42:31):
I know how much she likes him, but after the
matter is that he's engaged and he's her boss.
Speaker 11 (42:36):
I just think it's messy.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Does she ever bring him over to y'all's place or
does she only go over there?
Speaker 9 (42:43):
She only goes over there. I think she's still trying
to keep it secret. I've definitely found out.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Okay, well we won't tell anybody. Can I put you
in a hold one second? In Arlington? Fake name Mcasey,
Good morning. Okay, So your secret involves work. You work
with best friend?
Speaker 12 (43:01):
Right?
Speaker 6 (43:02):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Okay?
Speaker 11 (43:03):
And oh yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (43:07):
Me and my investie have the exact same job, like
the exact same persion. We started at the exact same time. Uh.
And usually every year we get a bonus, and this
year my bonus was five thousand dollars more than hers.
Oh and we don't understand why. I have no clue
(43:30):
because we do exactly the same stuff at work, and like, like,
we have no no idea.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
Okay, so is a case where like she brought like, oh, look,
we only got a thousand dollars this year, and you're like, oh,
I got six.
Speaker 6 (43:45):
No, she she got she got one thousand dollars and
I got six thousands.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
I'm saying, is that how you guys found it out?
Speaker 11 (43:51):
Though?
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Where she's like, oh, weird, I only got a thousand
dollars and like, oh that's where I got six, Like,
how'd you guys find it out?
Speaker 6 (43:56):
That's exactly how. Yes, I mean she got a little
bit upset.
Speaker 11 (44:01):
But we don't know what we're gonna do yet.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
I don't know if I need to confront my manager
or likely.
Speaker 4 (44:07):
No, that's that's that's tough. Okay, can I put you
in hold one second. Yeah, it's like with the coaching
hockey yees stipend at the end of the year and
it's nothing, but I'll text the grip. But hey, was
this supposed to be like ten thousand dollars this year
and just to like rattle cages and then that Fun's fun? Yeah,
just kind of the guys. Now, let me go in Westminster.
(44:28):
Fake name Lisa, good morning, Good morning, I go your confashion.
What she got for us?
Speaker 16 (44:35):
I just found out I was I am pregnant and
I'm slightly freaking out because I will have two under two.
My son will actually be one this weekend.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
Ran back on the Horris.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Yes, a big surprise.
Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yeah, does baby daddy know, oh yeah.
Speaker 16 (44:58):
I will come up like in the middle of the
night last weekend, and his reaction was, wait what, I'm
so confused.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
Yeah, yeah, so the first time you're probably did you
like a cute reveal or is it also like a
wake up middle night, like look what you did to me?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
No, I did it like super cute had a gift
he opened it.
Speaker 16 (45:17):
This time.
Speaker 4 (45:18):
I was like, oh wow, again that's okay. Well at
least like you know, all the same baby clothes stuff
and Sally, yeah.
Speaker 19 (45:30):
I mean, well John gets it.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, I'm you will see what happens. I just fingers
and toes crossed.
Speaker 16 (45:40):
My son came two months early.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
And was in the nick you for a really long
time from hoping this time I.
Speaker 16 (45:45):
Can carry the uh term.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
In existing congratulations taking Lisa, Yes, well one second you
were in the running.
Speaker 13 (45:53):
That's so that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
That's a quite surprise getting middle Night.
Speaker 19 (45:58):
I know for a fact I could never do that.
So anyone that's a mom of two or two, or
just a mom in general, I can't do it.
Speaker 13 (46:03):
Yeah, yeah, Rose, I.
Speaker 15 (46:06):
Was gonna say, you're gonna You're gonna make it happen.
That's the one thing but the waking him up in
the middle of the night. I almost did that when
I found out I was pregnant Charlie, because I woke
up in the middle of the night and I was like,
I don't know, man, sounds weird. So I took a
pregnancy test.
Speaker 13 (46:20):
We were at a brother in law's.
Speaker 15 (46:22):
Wedding in Idaho and I found out I was pregnant
and I went back to sleep. Well, I couldn't go
back to sleep, but I was like, I'm not waking
him up right now because he he if you wake him.
Speaker 13 (46:32):
Up, he's up for the rest of that show.
Speaker 4 (46:34):
I was like, I'm.
Speaker 15 (46:34):
Gonna let him sleep.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
But I just laid in bed with my eyes.
Speaker 13 (46:37):
Wide open, like, oh my gosh, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
I can't imagine.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
Yah was just the good stuff intern John in your
Morning show in case you missed it, and.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
That does it for another I see why am I
and Casey amassed it with yours truly.
Speaker 4 (46:53):
My name is Hoodie.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Can follow me all on social media's at Andrew hood
He see keep pictures of my dog Teddy, my wife
and I yep, my wife. Now Aura actually want a
trip to Charlotte. You can see us doing all the
Charlotte Things if you're trying to go there as well.
Speaker 4 (47:05):
But I do hope you do. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (47:07):
It is Easter weekend, so look for all the Easter
eggs and all your favorite movies or all the Reese's
peanut butter eggs. So let's face it, it's either those
are the Christmas tree ones that are the best flavored.
Speaker 4 (47:16):
Even though they're the same, they taste different. They just
built different like that. But have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Follow the show at YMS ray to see everything we're
doing and I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Just want to sneak Pegan Monday's show, Oh intern John
and your Morning show on their socials at YNS Radio.
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