That Time Erick Was A Horse Girl

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turns John and your morning shows and a Happy Friday friend.
Welcome to the show, Intern John is my name Rose? Hello, Hello,
looking in the back guy, Hoodie Saverah Eric's here as well.
Sauce out of the country at a wedding. She's back
on Monday. Huge Day today, National Life Insurance Day, okay,
which I'm gonna be honest, it's not quite too sure

(00:22):
how that works and how they stay in business, because
you would think that everybody dies, but.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Not everybody has life insurance and you're probably paying more
throughout your life than you're getting at the end.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, I don't know, Listen, that's uh, it's one of
those things where I don't know how it works and
I just don't don't quite care to find out.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So it's not gonna go on some man's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
National Space Day, very exciting, National School Lunch Hero Day
to all of our school lunch folks. We appreciate you
listening eight seven seven, nine four six eight one to call,
nine ninety three three eight to text. Also have DJ
Dirty Elbows with your weekend. Rollout your Big Time Rush,
take its seven forty your project Low tickets at to

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eight forty.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Rose, you last twenty four hours. What's up? I had
a really good twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I did go to the bank where my car loan
is to figure out if the letter I got yesterday
was a scam or not, because I looked at it
again and I was like, let me like, I mean
it has like the bank's official header so like, but
that could be copied anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
But the website they gave me was.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Like i'mcovered dot com And I was like that seems
so fick, Like why isn't at the bank website?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
So I went in and I was talking to that
and he's like, oh, yeah, no, this is real.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
And I was like, okay, but like why all of
the notifications I get are through electronic I get emails,
Like I don't get bills, I get emails, So why
wouldn't they send me an email about this or put
it in the app that I used to like look
at my loan. It just it was weird. So but
I did give him my insurance information, so hopefully it's

(01:55):
figured out.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, I don't know. That sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure, pretty sure it is fine. What
are they gonna do? Take my car away? Like that
would be terrible? Actually, let's not put that in the universe.
And then we just had like a really good day.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
We went on a walk yesterday and uh yeah, pretty chill.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm excited today because your boys getting a day of pampering,
which I'm you know, every boy loves to be pampered,
you know what I mean. A need to shout out
our homie Cliff, who set this up. He was like, hey,
do you want to go. There's this place a pike
and rows called Journey Within Wellness Center. I was like,
I need a Cliff, I need a Journey Within to
find wellness. And I thought it was gonna be like
a just kind of show up thing. This is a

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two hour thing today.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
What exactly is it like a spa or is it
like therapy?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
So they do like everything, which is cool. So the
first thing I'm doing is a stretch session where they
stretch you out, and that I'm more worried about that.
I haven't done, like legit stretching probably since hockey seasons,
so that's I don't know, four months, three months ago,
something like that. So we're starting with a stretch session
that asking me very exciting, and then it's the float

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therapy where it's kind of like a Stranger Things where eleven,
you know, goes the upside down. I've done that before,
and that's an odd thing because it's a sensory deprivation
tank basically where it's like saltwater, so you float and
then there's like they play music and the lights are
off and like when you finally kind of stop thinking
about it and let your mind go. It is a

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pretty trippy experience because there's you can't really tell where
you are and like, yeah, you know you're in a tub,
freak me out. Yeah, But eventually it's like you feel
like you're in the ocean. It's just kind of like, yeah, yeah,
I feel like I would probably panic. No, it's cool
like once you get passed that and then yeah, and
then there's a massage afterwards.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Fort Yeah, I'm most worried about. Like it's kind of
like when you go to the dentist and you have
to lie, Like when they ask them like how often
do you stretch?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I can't. If I say every day, They're gonna know the.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Thing then GOODA know whether you're lying or not anyways,
So why not just tell them the truth? Because you
stretch every day, but now we're stretching you out and
you could barely move, sir girl, for real, I.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Can touch my toesies when I stand up. That's fine.
Are your feet together?

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, that's great, that's great. You can see that you
don't have eyes. Stretch every day can be like I mean,
I start occasionally.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
You don't got to be like I'm about to stretch
next thirty minutes at this session. Do you know what
I'm saying. So I'm very excited. There's huge things a
journey within wellness center for having me. And then I'm
gonna send you this photo. I opened up Bumble this morning.
And oh, dudes get a lot of hate for the
photos that we post. And I always say on behalf
of dude's it's because Jews don't take a lot of photos,

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like like boys and go out for boys and like, hey, Eric,
take a photo of me. It's like when you're fishing
or when you're golfing. But somebody had a photo and
don't give away too much. That's an odd photo to
have on a day.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Now, now you know that is a weird and this
person very pretty, very pretty person, but they're very pretty
they're in a pool, yes, and there's clearly an X
of some sort behind them, hands on the waist.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, with a heart over their face. Yeah. But that
to me seems like a dude move, like you couldn't
have picked a better picture?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, or does not have that one there literally any
other picture, because that's not like a brother.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
That guy has hand on lower hip. Yeah, that is a.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Hand is in an intimate space. Also, she's wearing sunglasses.
I feel like that's that's not the kind of picture.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I feel like sunglasses and hats are a little bit
of a.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
No no when it comes like dating app pictures.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yeah, I'm not trying to throw him by the bus.
I just thought that was an interesting move consider we
always hear about that's something to do with you, like,
have a photo with his ex girlfriend then cover up
her face because he has no other photos.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I was like, that's definitely it.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I mean, at least at the very least, crop the
photos so you can't see the hand.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, that's sick, because that I can pretend it's like
your twin brothers.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Then you could be like, oh, that's just any random dude.
It's the hand with the the it's that's an intimate
hand I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, uh, and that's probably I'm gonna be honest of
photos recently on the apps. That might be one of
the weirdest ones I've seen recently where it's like, okay.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I got I wish you could message her and be like, hey, hey,
that picture.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Is not great? Hey who is that not? Because you
don't look great? Amazing? Because this dude.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, who's the god? I gotta fight now real quick
over text? Can you tell me what's the craziest thing
you've seen on a dating app? Nine ninety three three eight.
Even if you hear this and it's like Saturday and
maybe next week, we do that just to talk to people,
because that is like a hmm, it seems very very dude. Dude,
like it's not we don't judge, but that was a

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bit of a judge. We ponder. It was a bit
of a ponder, if you will. So the craziest thing
you've seen on a dating app? Nine niney three three
eight to text rows has the three things need to know?
Come and what you got?

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Six Flags America made up pretty big announcement yesterday.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, first, Lula Young and messy on intern John your
morning show. You can text the show at twenty four
to seven. Even if you hear this like right now
it's six thirteen on Friday. You can hear this on
Saturday and get us on Sunday whenever we see all attacks.
So nine ninety three three eight, I want to shout
out our boy Nick, who listens in Juneo, Alaska to
the podcast. Yeah texted last night. Just listen to the

(07:17):
I'm pregnancy sign episode. In the words of Internsion hotness
versus crazy, buddy, I'm gonna be honest in that particular
case of the I'm Pregnant science, I don't know, Margot
Robbie could have hung those signs and I'd be like, well,
like me here, don't know, let me go. In Baltimore, Kevin,
good morning, sir.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Good man?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
This is on Tinder. You had a girl say what
to you? It all started pretty normal, a little bit
of flirting.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
She said I looked familiar, and I was like, oh,
how so?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
And she started off by telling me I look kind
of like her ex.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
And I was like, okay' is that a good thing
or a bad thing?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
She's like, I'm not sure he died in a car accident.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Now, I would say that that's also odd because saying
that you look familiar implies you met before, versus like
she cause that implies like she doesn't know if she
knows you. But the fact that she knew exactly who
you looked like, Yeah, that's an odd setup because like, yeah,
because I think Kevin, in your mind you might be like, oh,

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maybe we've met out before. Maybe and then she goes, no,
my dead X.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah yeah, no.

Speaker 8 (08:29):
The I mean, the screenshot led to a couple of
fun conversations with other people.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
But I actut it down really fast. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
It was the weirdest experience I've ever had.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Well, that is one of those things where it's like
how do you pivot from that? I mean, do you
just go like l L you know, what?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Do you know? What do you do? You can't well,
I mean.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Like, oh, like sorry, yeah that's that's fair. Kevin can
get you a coffee for Colin in this morning?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
Uh sure?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Oh one second.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
It's like when I first got the job here, I
had somebody in radio text me like, hey, congrats on
the job in you know d seem bottom like, oh
my gosh, thank you, and they responded back to my
thank you with I applied for that job too, and
I was like.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't know, yeah, I know, okay.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I feel like radio is kind of like a different
world where that's not super uncommon, but it's still like
a weird.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
It's kind of like what do you what do you?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Let me say a guy like, okay, let's.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
See this from the city that changes the world. Peers
Rose with three things you need to know for your Friday, Rose,
What you got for us?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
So, Maryland State Police are reminding people to drive responsibly
this weekend because it is technically Sanco to Mayo weekend,
even though sink go to Mayo's on my.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Damn yeah, I forget about that.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah too is on Monday, So people are going to
be celebrating for sure this weekend. But in an effort
to keep the road safe, there will be increased patrols
and all twenty three barracks in the state will ramp
up enforcement to combat impaired, distracted, and grew up aggressive driving.
Stay Police efforts will focus on designated hot spots, including

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nine ninety five, the Baltimore Beltway and Route fifty corridor.
Say please say, anyone who plans to drink alcohol should
designate sober driver of course, or use ride share, taxi
or public transportation.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
So this is kind of crazy news.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yesterday, Six Flags of America and Hurricane Harbor in Prince
George's County, Maryland. They are closing after the sear they
made the announcement. So six Flags six Flags set in
a statement announcing the decision to close the parks that
the amusement parks are not a strategic fit with the
company's long term growth plan. Six Flags America open for

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the season on April twenty first, and it's going to
have its last day of operation on November second. It
has some seventy full time employees and severns and benefits
will be provided to eligible workers, which is.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Very nice to hear.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
And since her birth in March, the Maryland Zoo's newest
baby giraffe has lived without an official name, and the
zoo did have a contest where anyone who donated one
hundred dollars or more was entered to this contest where
they could submit a name to be chosen from. So
they have officially revealed the baby giraffe name.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Okay, do you want to think a guest?

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Long neck?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
No see, I was thinking along the same lines, but
they went with U to Tally, which is blue for butterfly,
which is actually kind of sweet because to Tally's mom,
Kipapo also means butterfly in Swahili.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I was like, that's pretty cute.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I mean, name an animal after a different animal. This
is uh, I mean it's my hamster. I named him horse.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Stop it right now? Could you imagine my horse name
is hamster? Okay? Why why do you think?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I just think is a really sweet that they share
the same name but like different languages.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Okay, anyways, I'm rous. Those are the three things you
need to know for the day.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Thank you, You're welcome. Tickets are on sale right now.
There's a we're getting close to the low ticket alerts,
so June twenty if June twenty first, I'm doing a
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the Arlington Draft House. Tickets are fifteen bucks. This is
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to keep the memory of my buddy Chewy alive, who

(12:17):
passed away on New Year's but also helping out the
Warrior Canine Connection, and it's been crazy. I mean, we've
done a lot with Fisher House, raised over one hundred
thousand dollars. Everybody loves Fisher House. I didn't realize how
many deep fans there are of Warrior Canine Connection, and
it makes sense. They raise puppies to be service dogs
for veterans.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Very cool.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
It's a very important organization. So the tickets benefit the
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Speaker 3 (12:52):
Real quick too.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
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favorite films, favor video games.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I'm all for bringing back to dinosaurs. It's the horrible idea,
terrible idea, no.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Doubt, I'm here for it. The new trend in fashion
is purses made from a t rex.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
An actual t row Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
This company claims they're making leather from sixty six million
year old dinosaur DNA.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Now we'll see that, Yeah, where are you getting this
DNA for like a dinosaur? Rose to questions, they're calling
it getting it from a mosquito. That's not getting an
ember crew.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Dun't be a child now listen, they're calling it jirash chic.
So researchers and bioengineers are working to create the next
cruelty free, sustainable luxury handbag. Grown leather from fossilized t
rex remains as yes, the prehistoric creatures. So they say
we're unlocking the potential to engineer a leather from the

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prehistoric species, starting with a t rex.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I don't love it. It is interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
So they're saying lab grown fossilized t rex collagen will
be used as a blueprint to manufaction material that's structurally
identical to traditional leather. It will also be biodegradable, which
is innovative and ethically sound. I don't know if it's
ethically sound. Is a loose term for cloning and bringing
back animals, and if we go with.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
That route, you know, I find it so fascinating that
companies will make these big announcements about something that they're
going to do that could potentially not even work.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
So they have said his team has spent fifteen years
in university doing tissue engineering, then three to four years
at the company gets the point of making the skin
and the leathers. So it is in the infancy. But like,
imagine if you went to school for fifteen years, you
probably weren't going thinking you're going to bring back dinosaur
skin for purses. You probably thought I'm doing Jurassic work.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
And also if this does happen where these purses come out,
you know that they are going to be so very
expensive because guess they're saying, y, assuming t rex DNA
is not plentiful.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
No, so they're saying it. It's like it's like the
collagen too. So that's even like the more they say,
we have no preserved t rex DNA, so there's no
t rex genes. It's they're kind of taking like collagen
and things from bones and that kind of stuff. They
say DNA starts to decay as soon as animal dies,
but some fragments that remain in the environment for a
few million years. The oldest preserved DNA records about two

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million years old. The t Rex was extinct sixty six
million years ago, so there are some questions asked.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
How.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I don't know what the Saints through the collagen, So
they say it gives them something unique that can justify
a much higher price. The photos they haven't look like
it looks like alligators skinting, So uh, I mean that
makes sense. Yeah, but that's also like if I saw
somebody's bag and I'm like, oh, what's that and they
go t rex, I'd be like, Oh, this person's high.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, they're on something. DOCI. Now the voting happening right now.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
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out of the country at a wedding. She's back on Monday.
Hoodie has the Entertainment Report coming next. What you Got

(16:17):
for Us?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
There's a new Barbenheimer coming this Memorral Day weekend.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Heym I had some folks ask questions about the stand
up shows. Arlington Draft House is twenty one plus so
that's Samirol, that's the Venus role.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
But we'd love to see you.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Intern John Chewy Forever June twentieth, June twenty first at
the Arlington Draft House Myself, Sauce, Kyle Cromer DMed raising
money for the Warrior Canine Connection. Tickets are fifteen bucks.
They're going quickly. Interngoncomedy dot com, Let's do this.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Celebrity Sauce is at a wedding. Hoodie has the entertainment report.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
So?

Speaker 7 (16:55):
The Tony Award nominees were announced yesterday and Kieran Colchin
could make award's history at Lexus Tony Awards. He just
earned an Emmy obviously for Succession last year, and he
did earn an Oscar First Performance in a Real Pain
earlier this year. But he's now on track to complete
the elusive triple crown of acting, which includes an Emmy
and Oscar and a Tony, No, No Grammy, an Eyot.

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He'll do it in just under eighteen month of his
Tony nomination for Best Featured Actor and Glen Gary Glenn Ross.
If he pulls it off, Colkin would break the previous
record held by Paul Schofield, who did it back in
the nineteen sixties. Took him seven years to do it,
so he was doing it real quick. The Tony Awards
do take place June eighth on CBS. They will be
hosted by Wicked star Cynthia Rivo, the same weekend as

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our Capitol Pride weekend, and she'll be at our concert
on June seven, so she'll be super busy that weekend,
real busy. Chapel Roan we found out revealed that she
did audition for The Voice and America's Got Talent and
he told her no, thank you, next to go forth.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I do think with those shows too, they're not necessarily
looking for the best person to get on TV.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
They're looking for like the best stories.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
So maybe although her story is interesting, yeah, so it
kind of started there, she said in a recent interview.
She turned out for The Voice when she was fifteen,
America's Got Talent when she was thirteen. She did do
a version of Stay by Rihanna, So maybe we'll get
that cover sometime soon. But apparently the producers didn't even
look at her when she was auditioning.

Speaker 7 (18:27):
They said, okay, next and she moved on. But hey,
I think she turned out. Okay, guys, that.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Happens a lot man. Yeah, there is a story about
Alicia keys Well. She didn't played the piano in her audition,
so the label had no idea she played piano. She
is sang and they totally leave when she was signed
next day by somebody else.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, dumb.

Speaker 7 (18:45):
And then we have a new Barbenheimer on the way
this Memorial Day weekend because Leelo and Stitch, the live
action version and Mission Impossible final recording come out this
Moral Day weekend. I'm calling it Missing Stitch. They haven't
come out with an actual barbon tire named for it.
It's two and two I guess. I don't know, but
they'll both be coming out on the Moral Day weekend.

(19:06):
It could be the biggest Moral Day weekend at the
box office ever of all time, with potentially two hundred
million dollars Sarah and money coming in.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
It makes sense Leilo stitches that family movie.

Speaker 7 (19:17):
I mean us all being millennials, will probably see it
because it looks like the exact same thing with what
we wanted.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Looks like aildhood.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Yes.

Speaker 7 (19:25):
And then Tom Cruise's Mission Imposible is supposed to be
the last one so that's also a reason why people
are gonna go see it. So there's something for everyone
that moral day weekend. Tell you tonight you can watch
Actually this weekend you can watch a new episode of
snl Abbot Elementary's Quinta Brunson will be hosting fens and
Boon will be the musical guest. That'd be real good.
Thunderbolts is in theaters this weekend. I really liked it.

(19:46):
I go see it. If you're looking for a Marvel movie,
that's like kind of the old g Beck Marvel movies,
Star Wars Day.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You do have a new series called Tales of the Underworld.

Speaker 7 (19:54):
All episodes are out on Sunday and the series finale
of the Righteous Gemstones on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Oh so sing good, thank you, hoody.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
If it needs something to listen to you, I got
your thought Shower podcasts out talking about things we confuse
for love. You can listen YMSS radio dot com. By
the way, hoodie, Happy wedding anniversary.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah day, the.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
Big the big oh one. Who's the paper Year? What's
the it's the paper year man? Who my gift? I
cannot wait?

Speaker 1 (20:20):
He got her a ream of her very own paper.
She can fill with her dreams desires. No printer, but
that's carbon stock. It's good suck. Speaking of weddings, they
play out how much it costs to a ten to
one in twenty twenty five and expensive. So if you're
a single person, they say it's around four hundred and
sixty one dollars to go to a wedding.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I think I did like four or five last year.
It was way more and this is just the go
not to be in one, yeah, just to go.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
So for a couple it's five point fifty. They say
that's marcus need a tire for two people, but you
can put a hotel. Traveling gift they say average minute
tire costs three hundred and thirty three dollars, mostly for
nice shoes. I mean, I guess say if you don't
have the suit, that's yea probably wearing the same thing everybody.
They say, women's out that cost three hundred and fourteen bucks.
They say, travels at eighty dollars. How are you getting?

(21:10):
What do you mean just gasling? I mean what you
got five may yeah, accommodations at one five okay, yeah, okay,
wedding gift at one fifty okay, they safe to be
involved invited in multiple weddings, you don't need new clothes
for each one. They say the average woman can get
three weddings on one outfit.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
I'm going to probably get more than if I'm spending
that much.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
They say the average man can get five weddings out
of his everybody. Yeah, good guys, just getting different shirt,
different tie. It's really kind of it. They say the
average adult tends two weddings per year. A single member
of the bridle or grim party can expect to pay
two thousand and thirty seven dollars. Yeah, it's him both

(21:53):
the wedding and the bachelor or bachelrette party. That still
seems that's still I feel you can spend that much
on a bachelor about trap party kind of where it
is like that's yeah. They say, if it's your wedding,
you should expect it to cost at least two hundred
and thirty two dollars per guest.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
So there you are.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
They said the average wedding has one hundred and fifty
five guests plus total more than twenty six thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
I got expensive.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
I'm gonna be doing the listen if I ever get married.
It's gonna be sponsored. It'll be Intern John's wedding brought
to by Pepsi Co And like a Mascar suit. Absolutely yeah,
why not? What is this Pepsi cocktail? I have that
monthing the doctor for coming, Doctor Pepper.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
No doubt, vowels are gonna be like I will love
you until the very last bottle of Pepsi.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
This this service brought to you by Star Wars Tackle Clubs. Yeah,
you got sponsor your wedding, no.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Doubt, no doubt, no shame in the game. Let me
get to this next year of Friday too. If a
dog loves you, they'll do these seven things. Give me
just over four minutes. First chapel round an Intern Johnny
Morny Show Friday is always special Here on an Intern John.
In your morning open line Friday. Anything you want to ask,
anything you want to vent about questions, you may have

(23:08):
nine ninety three three eight to text. We do it
just after seven. There is no better feeling than when
a dog loves you. It's true, especially if it's a dog.
You don't know if they are like all about you.
It's like I know it's a good person.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah man. And you look around your friends like, yeah,
I see how much this dog loves me. Right, It's
like you've been knighted by the queen. Oh yeah, an honor. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
When they become like your best friend and it's like
five minutes and you're like, okay, this is a dog
I love.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
We're here. Or when they trust you enough to like
sleep on you, Oh, no doubt for sure.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
So according to Vents, these are the rare things dogs
only do for their absolute favorite person. Okay, okay, the
really sad. I went through these and we're like, well, god,
our dogs on two any of these the.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Favorers? All right, that's sair.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
The soft eye contact and staring. They say, have you
ever noticed how your dog lovingly stares at you with
a lingering glance? They say, it's you. It means you're
their favorite. Eye contact when animals themselves is usually communication
of danger or aggression, so they do it with humans
is a big deal. It means they completely trust you.
It also releases the bonding hormone oxytoasted in both the

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dog and the owner, which is the same chemical that
helps mothers bond with their babies. We Chewy was a
chronic starer. He would that boy, I could feel those
eyes on me.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
It was. It was mainly as kind of like, are
you gonna invite me to the couch? Are you gonna
pick me up? It's yep, right now?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Are you really gonna go upstairs and not bring me
up the stairs by hand? I have to go up
the stairs like a peasant with my feet.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
That that was. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Staring and crying were the two his main favorite things
to do. He also did this though, sleeping with their
back to you. So they say it feels like you're
being shunned, But they say, would you turn your back
on animal out in the wild, They'd say, if you did,
you never see an attack coming. I always kind of
thought this. I always said this with Chewy because he

(25:10):
would always sleep back to back. That's just how he did,
And if I moved, he instantly popped up. And I
was like, oh, this has to be like dog instinct
of like I'm watching this side, he's watching that side,
and like, you know, because thank god, he'll protect me
if a burglar comes.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Legitimately saying I'm watching your back, you're watching.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
They say when your dog does this, it means he
or she fully trusts you and feels safe around you.
They don't need to be a high alert because they
know you're safe, so they never need to keep an
eye on you and they're vulnerable, which is adorable. I mean,
I would hope you know you're safe, sirs or madams.
We pay on thousands of dollars for your bills and
picked up your poop and you know it's the number

(25:50):
one way street there.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
If they raise their eyebrows at you, Oh yeah, okay,
they say, dog's you a facial expressions not just perception.
The loving days. Dog will also raise their eyebrows and
people they love the most, especially when they have their
favorite humans attention. Okay they say they do this. Okay,
dogs are smart. They do this because the eyebrow raise
makes their eyes look bigger, which reminds us of their

(26:14):
puppy days and triggers the ah reaction. This is they
all baleful brown eyes helicoptery like Papa.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Golly. The yawning when you yawn, yeah, okay, they say.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Scientists believe contagious yawning is mainly wait for habitating animals
to coordinate and synchronize their daily activities. Okay, they say,
when it comes to dogs, there's an emotional component, So
Douke University dog researchers UH said that it's reasonable to
assume that the dogs who yew and their owners yawn
are doing so to more emotionally connect with them.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Although like the dog yon nowhere can always be like
what do you?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
What plight is yours? Today?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Like when she would you like the beg why what
you didn't go to work today?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
What's your problems? You've eaten, you've done, everything's been done
for you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
If they follow you with their eyes, okay, they say, uh,
there's the the velcrow dog that's basically attached to your hip,
follows you ever you go.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Yeah, that can be a sign of anxiety as much
as devotion.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
But dogs also often follow us with their eyes, especially
if they were their number one favorite. They're monitoring you
to see what he might be up to and where
you might be going in hopes that they can come
to or for a treat.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
If I'm in the kitchen's like, oh, are you gonna
drop anything? For sure? Well, she would always stare.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
And if I sat down the couch, he knew like
he could jump up on me, and so like he
would sit and just stare and I would slowly, slowly
go in the second but hit the seat.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
He's like, all right, am, have them here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh, if they let you do grooming tasks without a fuss,
I don't know many. I think most dogs for that,
they accept defeat. Like with that, it's like it's not
the Trusty. It's like I know I'm not getting out
of this, you know, like I'm not like skills in
the bath. He hates it, but he knows like when
he sits down and the eyes get baggy as well,
I'm gonna be here for a while.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Yeah, mine as well not fight it.

Speaker 8 (28:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
They say most dogs they'll enjoy having a nails clip
or giving bath.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I can't cut nails.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
That's I can't do that yet somebody else that would
always Yeah, that's when they go. It's like doggy daycare.
It's like, please do all that. I don't have the
heart because Mike, dogs have that little like nerve that
you can cut to you. Yeah, and my aunt raises
dogs crazy. Anentileen does too, and like I've seen too
many times like now I can't do that.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
It's hard.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I've tried to do it before, and they have this
like powder that you can like dip their nail in
and stop the bleeding. But still I would I hate.
I would never clip them. I would grind like these nails.
I would grind like I would. I had like a
drummle where I would go but go through. But with torment,
I'm like, no you can. We'll walk on the pavement
and like yep, that'll file.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
On that way.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
They say if your dog treats tasks like bathing, teeth
brushing like they're a day at the spot, means they
farm of detrust with you. That makes sense. And the
last one pretty obvious. If a dog sleeps with you,
they go yeah. They say for dogs this goes if
they want to sleep with you as shows they have
a deep trust in you, but also shows they're protective
of your skill. Sleeps in the hallway, he'll sleep in
doorways like that's like his he's like guard.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
In the room, watching this entire room down.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
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Anything you want to ask the show anything you want
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(31:04):
Fun Facts. It's Friday like to have fun. Here's some facts.
Sweet dogs are able to sense our emotions and can
change how they behave accordingly.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Dude, this is so so real.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah yeah, I think Skittles always looks like, oh uh
is it where we are we all stressed now?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Or is it when you're sad? They just like love
a extra Are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Eating dark chocolate releases and doorphins, which are the bodies
natural feel good chemicals. I hate dark chocolate. You were
wrong versus milk chocolate is not even close?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 6 (31:41):
Are you kid?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Not even close, because dark chocolate is so.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Much better, Peter Pan, Milk chocolate is way better than
dark cho Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
You're eating milk chocolate over there. That is child's chocolate.
Most candies milk chocolate. Dude, dark chocolate, like old people.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Taste like chocolate does not. It tastes like you watch
will Fortune? How are you getting?

Speaker 6 (32:04):
It?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Tastes like ritis versus milk chocolate.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Bro that.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
No chocolate just has like a deeper flavor, like a
more intense chocolate.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Flavor, like sadness. It tastes like serious.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, nine eight No chocolate, dark chocolate. The human heart
generates enough energy to drive a truck twenty miles.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Okay, uh huh uh.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
Your body can move up to a year after death
as tendons dry and shrink.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh I guess that makes sense because but it's not
because you're moving it.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
It's just shrinking. But your tendons is making you move.
Is your body. When they say Alexander the Great, the
thought is that he was buried alive.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Didn't They used to have like bells and.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
That was like the whole like during the plague especially,
they buried early hit the that but with him like yeah,
he like they I think he got sick really quickly.
And now they look back on they go, he was
probably buried alive, like they ain't know it, but not great.
And then you'll last Friday fun fact. Your brain can
play tricks on you and generate false memories kind of

(33:15):
the way effect.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Well, they always say, every time you access a memory,
it's like taking a book off the shelf, but each
time the story changes just a little bit. And that's
why two people never have the same story, which is
kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
You're Friday fun Facts. Rose has the three things you
need to know if your Friday comment. What you got
for us?

Speaker 2 (33:32):
We're talking about a flower mark being held this weekend.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Get to in just over two minutes on he turns
Johnny marys Shaw. It is open line Friday. Anything you
want to talk about eight seven, seven, nine, nine, five
four six eight one. A lot of folks that chiming
in about the milk chocolate argument. Somebody said, Rose, chocolate
usually right, but you're so wrong about this. Maybe you're
the wrong one about it.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Else says dark chocolate tastes sharpish.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Does I just say why chocolate is not chocolate? And
I will die on that hill. Chocolate though, like the
cookies and cream bars, I was pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
I'm not saying it's not good.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, I'm saying it's not chocolate.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Well that's it's messed up to the white chocolate people.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
I am.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
I am so sorry to break this news to you.
But it doesn't contain any like cocoa solid, so it's
technically it's technically not a chocolate. And I even if
like I know, it has coco, No, it's not chocolate
to me, it's not a chocolate.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
It's yummy. Let me go.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
In North Carolina via the iHeart radio app Caleb, good morning,
doing well.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Man, what you got for us? Open line Friday.

Speaker 10 (34:35):
So I just wanted to share my appreciation for you
guys on the show. I mean, I've been listening to
you guys for about six seven years, and I'm in
North Carolina this past summer.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
I mean, there's nobody even like you guys on.

Speaker 8 (34:47):
The radio, so I had to be connected with you guys,
so it's impossible to cut the words.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Well, I appreciate that, but nobody like us can be
a good or bad thing, you know what I mean?
You could there's probably better shows not as charming.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
You know.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
No, no, I appreciate you listening.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Can I get you and my man shirt for listening?

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
One second?

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Appreciate you wherevery listen A nine ninety three three eighth
the text let's do this from.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
The city that changes the world. Here's Rose with three
things you need to know for your Friday. Rose what
you got for us?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
So Metro announced that there will be some service changes
to some of its trains during single to my weekend
this weekend as Cruiser completing some track work. So the
Metro system is planning some maintenance on.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
The Yellow Line this weekend.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Yellow and Blue Line trains will begin single tracking between
Pentagon City and National Airports. So this is happening Saturday
May third from seven pm to one am and on
Sunday May fourth from seven am to midnight.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
So just be.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Aware if you are planning to use that while you're
going out.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
And there might be a little bit of a delay.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
But Cruise are replacing rails and fasteners and working on
platform edging edge lighting on the Yellow Line. And what
do you think is the most expensive airport for average
domestic travel JFK wrong according to annual data from the
Bureau of Transportation Statistics. For the fourth consecutive year, Dulles

(36:18):
International Airport ranks as the most expensive airport for average
domestic airfare, which is wild. So airports were ranked based
on twenty twenty four fares. They only included round trip
or it did include round trip domestic fares. Nothing international
was included in this ranking. The average domestic fare at

(36:39):
Dullest in twenty twenty four was four hundred and ninety dollars,
which is about two bucks more than the average in
twenty twenty three, so Dulls tops the list of the
forty five busiest airports for fares, despite ranking below average
for passenger volume. No BWI ranked as the fifteenth least expensive,
and Reagan ranked in the middle of large airports and

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DC area residents are being invited to the National Cathedral
for the eighty sixth annual Flower Marts Cool.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Which is really cool, so the All Hollows Guild.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Holds the event to raise money to care for the
gardens and grounds surrounding the cathedral.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
The event includes live.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Performances and vendors, an antique carousel, and a variety of
other activities. So that is going to be held today
from ten to six and tomorrow from ten to five.
So eighty six years strong. That's pretty awesome. I'm Roseosa.
Are the three things you need to know for today?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Thank you, Rose. You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
Eric.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Would you mind coming here real quick? You would?

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
I like going on.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
He just gave me a weird look. He's nervous. Oh no,
as he should be. Ass he should be. Make sure
while he's coming in, grab your tickets with the comedy
shows too. June twentieth. June twenty first, we're going to
be at the Arlington Draft House raising money for Warrior
Canine Connection. Myself Sauce, DM Meg cow Crummer. You can
get tickets Internsjohncomedy dot com Erica Morny, sir Ola.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Do you know what this weekend is?

Speaker 10 (37:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
It's a conducutor.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It is the Kentucky Derby. It is indeed, and this
is why I brought you in. I have a game
I want to play with you. It's either it's a
horse name or arnstar name.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
See how many he gets right. I'll give you a name.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You tell me if that's a four legged animal or
an adult film star. How confident are you wish do
you know better? Don't answer that, all right? Your first one?
Lava Man is Lava Man an adult film star?

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Eric?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Or is that a horse? A horse? It's all right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
How about hot Rod Charlie? Hot Rod Charlie? Are you
familiar with hot Rod Charlie. I just feel like there's
a guy out there named hot Rod Charlie.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Is a horse, Rod, Charlie? It probably could go both ways.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
You're in the theatrical releases? Sure, Actually, how about Lady Hunks,
Lady Hunks? Is that a horse? That's a horse. That's
gotta be a horse?

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Film star?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Lady Hunks, Lady Hunks? I would say, don't don't search.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
I want to like Google to get the answers, but
I'm terrified right now.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
How about Foxy Lady? Is Foxy Lady? That's a horse?
Adult film star? A horse that's a horse? Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
A little bit? How about some of these? I can't
even say ginger Vitis? Is ginger vitis a horse on?
An adult film star?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
That's an adult film star? That is a terrible name,
a great name for either. That's a great name, Ginger.
How about Rocky bal Boner, that's a that's an adult star.
Come on, that's right. Okay, that's too easy.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Is it about tricky tricksy trick horse tricksy? That's a horse?
Are you sure? Yeah, that's a horse. That one does
kind of give out vibes. That could be something else.
It could be How about rock Hard? Is rock Hard
the name of a horse or is that the name

(40:23):
of an adult Highland s r O c K. I'm
not gonna give you that. You think it was like
rock like friends, like our qu eat. No, it's normal
rock Hard. That's a horse. It's correct if you want
to play give away my man shirts or beanies, which
is perfect for summertime, perfect for summertime, A new A

(40:45):
new show Beanie? Should we get t shirts? No beanies
because they're cheaper and we got a bunch of them.
Eight seven seven nine four six eight one Adult film
star or horse in honor of the Derby first he
turn Johnny Martin Shop see you are Kentucky Friends on
the Free iHeartRadio app Big Weekend the Kentucky Derby as

(41:06):
the word We're gonna play a game horse or adult
film star eight seven seven nine nine five four six
A one you're playing four either a my man's shirt
or a show beanie, whichever we have, let me go
in Calvert County.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Meredith, good morning, good morning. Are you more.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Familiar with horse names, Meredith? Or adult film stars? You
think what's your specialty?

Speaker 4 (41:28):
You want me to be honest?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yes, girl, I would say probably adult film.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Let's go all right, here we go, Mereth. I'll give
you a name. You tell me horse or adult film star?
Tammy Salamie, Tammy Salami.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Is that a horse? Yes? Or is that a film star?
I'm gonna go film star is correct.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
I've not seen her work. I'm sure it's fantastic. I'll
listen to another one of these, Meredith. How about Daddy
long Legs. Is Daddy long Legs a horse? Or is
that a film star?

Speaker 10 (42:08):
I'm gonna go with horse on this one.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
It is, in fact, Daddy long Legs won the twenty
twelve Derby very exciting.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Wow, Meredith, ha on. One second, get your information.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Okay, okay, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
One second.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
If like naming a horse is like naming a boat, yeah,
I have little puns and y Yeah, both they're expensive.
Let's get in Bealton, Valerie, good morning morning. How was
your Friday so far.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Okay, where do we work at? Can you tell me?

Speaker 6 (42:36):
I just started this week?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Look at that Eric's father worked a guy COO for
a long time. I think, like his whole life. I'm
not mistaken. There we go. I hear it's how works, Valerie.
I'll give you a name. You tell me if that's
a horse or a film star? Throbbing robin, robbin Robin?
Is that a horse or a film star?

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Valerie?

Speaker 6 (42:55):
I'm gonna go horse, film sorr film star.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
But don't worry, Valarie, there's more. It's okay.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
How about let's do uh, there's so many good ones here.
Cherry Poppins is Cherry Cherry Poppins? Is that a film star?
Or is that a horse?

Speaker 3 (43:11):
I want to go film far?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
It is a film star. Yes, I've not seen any
of her work, but that's fantastic. We don't judge here, Rose,
you don't judge, okay, Valerie. How about Candy Diamond? Candy Diamond?
Is that a horse or is that a film star?

Speaker 8 (43:29):
Horse?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
So it's not that could be horse. It's okay. We're
still in this, Valary, get one more right, you get
the shirt?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
How about Magnum Moon, Magnum Moon, Is that a horse
or is that a film? Starry film far trygem there
it is Magnam moon on the twenty eighteen Derby. Very exciting.
Valie ho On. One second, have a great first day
at work too. Let's get an Emmitsburg Kim, good.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Morning, Good morning, Kim.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm gonna give you a name. You tell me horse
or film star? Lusty Gray? Lusty Gray? Is that a
horse or is that a film star?

Speaker 10 (44:12):
I'm gonna go with film star?

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Correct not familiar with her work. I'm sure she's fantastic. Yes,
I'll give you one more. Kim, here we go. Uh,
mister frisky, mister frisky. Is that a horse or is
that a film star?

Speaker 10 (44:26):
I'm gonna go with horse.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
It is he won the nineteen ninety Dirty Very exciting.
Kim Holland, one second, get your info. Okay, okay, thank you,
Hen we go, Rose Ben Dover. Is that a horse
or is that a film star?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
That's not real? That's like a joke. Isn't it like
a joke?

Speaker 10 (44:43):
Name?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
It's not the question?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Roe?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Is that a film star? Is it a horse?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I don't want to that question. I feel like you're
tricking me. So I'm gonna go horse.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
It's a film, sar. Oh, you gave me the thing though,
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Sorry horse, Yes, yes, yes, how about Cowboy Cow, Cowboy Cow.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
That's gotta be a horse.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
It is Cowboy Cow won the two thousand and eight Derby,
although that could do either way. Yeah, that's true. Horse
or film star an intern Johnny Morning Show. Here's what's
happening next. Sauce is out, she's at a wedding in
the Dominican and she's back on Monday. Hoodie has the
entertainment of part plus your Big Time Rush tickets. Hang on,
got your Big Time Rush tickets in minutes. Speaking of tickets,

(45:26):
huge thank you to everybody who got theirs for the
comedy shows June twentieth. June twenty First My Chewy Forever
The Arlington Draft House, Arlington, VA. Benefiting the Warrior Canine Connection.
They are a group that needs light shine on them
because they are fantastic.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
They're in Darnstown.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
They take puppies and they train them for our veterans
and each dog is trained specifically for that veteran and
their needs, including like what side's best to walk on
if they have trouble grabbing things.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Dogs are trained for that.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
They're an amazing, amazing group and we want to raise
as much money for them as possible. So June twentieth,
you and twenty first tickets internshoncomedy dot com. The venue
is twenty one plus. That's that's their role, that's not mine.
It's twenty one plus. These are the only shows this
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Speaker 3 (46:12):
Let's do this.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
Everything.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Celebrity Sauce is out of the country at a wedding.
She is back Monday. Hoodie has the entertainment apart what
you got for us.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
So Lady Guy Guy on Bruno Mars's Diothlesmile just passed
a billion views. Song it gets five big booms, turns
out obviously they struck goal with that song. That's been
everywhere since. We originally thought it was gonna be on
the Joker Too soundtrack. Then it was it because actually
was on Mayhem. But ever since then they've been reming

(46:45):
the awards. In case you haven't seen the music video,
probably have because as a billion views, they're in those
baby plowder baby powder blue suits and sort of doing
like a country thing, which is really cool. The song
did win a Grammy for Best Pop duo a group
performance and this is actually Brune tenth video in the
Billion Views Club. Lady God got fourth video in the
Billions View Club. I did look up the Billions View Club,

(47:07):
which is a thing on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
Actually some of.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
The songs in there Crazy frogs, Axelath Sir, it's in
there with that, Ed's Sheering, Thinking out Loud, Katy Perry, Roar,
Luis Fonci Desposito and obviously Gongham style of furs obviously,
so kudos of them.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
That's awesome.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Also, something that's really awesome is if you've watched The
Pit or if you haven't, it is that show on
Max that kind of went big this earlier this year,
kind of inspired by Er and Gray's Anatomy and all
that stuff with Noah Wiley. Turns out the entire crew
on that set have to wear scrubs just so they
don't have a Game of Thrones moment.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Oh interesting, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:43):
Okay, So infamously, I think we kind of broke it
and went viral for talking about the coffee cup that
was in that one episode of Game of Thrones, and
a lot of other shows have We've have had faux
pause like that, but everyone on the pit has three
sets of scrubs. That way, in case they do have
any cuts or if it is a one shot, nobody
looks out of place, even if they're having camera equipment

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and everything else the show. All the episodes are streaming
of season one on Max. Now season two is already confirmed,
but now you kind of gott to look and see,
like does that look like for sure or not? And
then finally, something we're looking forward to, obviously is Marvel.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
We look forward to it all the time.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
But yeah, probably don't look forward to and expect a
second season of Hawkeye anytime soon because Jeremy Renner just
revealed that they they give him half the money they
were gonna give him half the money he was gonna
get in season one for a season two. Crazy Yeah,
so he was in a recent interview. His memoir comes
out this week, which he talks about, obviously his January

(48:41):
twenty twenty three accident, but apparently while he was recovering,
Disney offered him half the money for season two, like
a month after the accident. Damn, Like probably not the
best time, Yeah, like maybe wait a little bit, we
can you can wait so it's actor can heal up?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
You know, my god.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Obviously it's this Disney. Disney, you know, gotta save money
where they can. But Renner did say he isn't closing
the door to Marvel jests yet because you know, Marvel
didn't wrong him.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
It's a Disney decision at the end of the day.
So he has opened a return.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Is Hawkeye in future MCU projects, most likely Avengers Doomsday
because that's gonna have everybody in the most likely. This weekend,
you can watch a new episode of SNL with Abbott,
Elementary's Quinta fronts and hosting Benson Boone's Gonna be the
musical guest.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Thunderbolts is in theaters. I really liked it.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
Check it out.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's definitely a return to form for Marvel Movies.

Speaker 7 (49:32):
If you're looking to celebrate Star Wars Day, this Sunday,
Tales of the Underworld comes out on Disney Plus, and
the series finale the final instance of Baby Billy and
the Righteous Gemstones on Sunday on Next Dangers.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Thanks had to.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
If he needs something to listen to you, I got
a new thoughts Shower podcasts out The Things We Confuse
for love. You can check it ymsradio dot com. Big
Tom Rush coming, Jiffy Lube. We're getting you in thanks
to Live Nation, John's Little Secrets. That's your secret, the
one thing you're holding you haven't told anybody. Maybe the
anxiety's getting to you. Just want to say it to somebody,

(50:07):
Say it to us. Eight seven seven nine ninety five
four six A one to call, nine ninety three three
eight to text. We'll change your name, We'll change your voice.
Nobody's know it's you. The best secret, going to see
Big Time Rush. Do this line, Big Time Rush, Jiffy
Lube Live. We are getting you in John's Little Secrets.
What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven seven nine

(50:31):
ninety five four six A one to call nine nine
three three eight to text, We change your name and voice.
Nobody knows it's you. Best one gonna see Big Time Rush.
Fake name Candice, Good morning, Hey, good morning. So your
confession of All's new boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (50:49):
I've been talking to this guy for a couple of
weeks now, and I really like him, but he doesn't
know that I have a Sugar Doddy.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh okay, and so how long we have sugar Daddy before? Uh,
you know, he's been around for a year or so. Okay,
So what's like the Yeah, what's the vibe?

Speaker 6 (51:10):
What?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
How how is she like?

Speaker 8 (51:12):
It's not it's not sexual. But he'll give me his
credit card and let me use it. And then once
a month I go and I have lunch with him. Okay,
that's literally all it is, Like, we go, we have
some food, we chitchat.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Yeah, okay, okay. And so is your plan then, like, if.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
If things work out with the guy, is the plan
to call off the sugar Daddy or what's the no?

Speaker 8 (51:41):
I mean at some point and you know, I'm going
to have to tell him sure, But I would really
like to keep it going as long as I can
because I enjoy I enjoy my sugar Daddy's company, you know.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Okay? Can I put you in hold one second?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
That puts her in the lead. Let me hear yours.
What's your confession? What's your secret?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Eight seven, seven nine nine five for six eight one
to call nine nine three three eight to text the
best one gonna see Big Time Rush. It is intern
John in your morning show John's Little Secrets.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
What's your secret? What's your confession?

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Eight seven, seven, nine nine five for six eight one
to call nine nine three three eight to text. We
can change your name. We can change your voice, fake name. Hayley,
good morning.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Hey, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
So your confession of All's boyfriend. What's going on?

Speaker 4 (52:33):
Yeah, but it's a good confession.

Speaker 10 (52:35):
Yea.

Speaker 6 (52:36):
This week is like this very coming weekend.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
My boyfriend's best friend he's flying into town who lives
in Ohio. Okay, but my boyfriend has no idea.

Speaker 6 (52:48):
Oh awesome plan, this all behind his back, and they're
going to do a booths weekend.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
And I'm actually going to stay at my sister's so
they can have the entire place of themselves and really
just do like a grow fest weekend.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Oh that's amazing. See Okay, is he coming in for
is like a birthday? Or is coming in just the
hell of it?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Not birthday?

Speaker 6 (53:07):
But yeah, I guess you could say for the hell
of it.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I feel like my my boyfriend's been having a time
at work.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
Figured like let's bring in, bring in a guy.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
And hell yeah him like a ten year old boy,
sleepover Pezza and Xbox all night.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
That's honestly, it's like a spall weekend.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
But for now, it's a perfect weekend. Okay, Can I
put you and hold one second?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Of course? Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
By fake name Aaron, good morning, Hi, going joing? Well,
thank you said your confashion involves husband.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Yeah, basically I am.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
I'm about seven months pregnant, okay.

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Yeah, we agreed that we were not going to find
out the sex, food baby.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Okay, but I know what is giv Did you find
out an accident or did you like, hey, I need
to know.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
I just had to know, okay?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
And so how long have you known for.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
I've known for two months?

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Okay? And are you glad you found out? Or do
you wish you wouldn't have found out?

Speaker 10 (54:19):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Like I want to say that I wish I want
to say that.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
I wish I had not found out, because you know,
like we promised would ever been like it's just a burden,
but I physically could not go one more day not knowing.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
Sure, Okay, all right, can I put you in hold
one second?

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
Fake name Megan, good morning, Good morning, I go your confession.

Speaker 10 (54:45):
I feel so embarrassed that I've been holding this secret
for about their years. Basically I've been lying to I
learned from my boyfriend at the time that I got
into law school many many moons, and I have been
holding the secret. I am now married to this man,

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and he brings it up occasionally. I just say that,
you know, I didn't end up going because of financial reasons,
and you know, he sometimes brings it up and asks
me questions and I kind of like dodged the question
and kind.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Of like say, yeah, never ended up going.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Okay, so do you essentially lie about going to law school?

Speaker 6 (55:32):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Essentially lied about going to law school?

Speaker 4 (55:36):
I did, then I got in, and then I got in.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yeah, And at this point it's I mean, it's probably
too far a move to be like, hey, funny story.

Speaker 10 (55:45):
Basically I'm the day. I'm still kind of working up
the courage to kind of tell him, like, you know,
it wasn't really like a thing, but I kind of
did it back in the day to kind of impress him.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I went down girl like.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Believe it.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Like that's one of those things where maybe you'll feel
ass guilty, but like I would, he probably doesn't carry
away your second.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Day making time.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
He's probably like, maybe you should apply again and try
to go back got in once you could probably get
in it again.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Let me go, mackenzie. Good morning, good morning doing. Well,
what's your secret, McKenzie, I.

Speaker 6 (56:25):
Just signed my leaf for my first ever apartment.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Oh I'm very exciting, very exciting. So have we not
told anybody yet?

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Not yet?

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Are we keeping it a secret for a reason or
just because we want to get things together first?

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Well, I had been I had lived at home and
my mom with her ex boyfriends. Yeah, so I had
just bought it with my mom, So I was keeping
it a little bit on the download.

Speaker 6 (56:54):
For a little bit before making an announcement.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Sure, well just find it for me and my mom. Yeah,
Brad relations, that's amazing. Do we are?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
We having our friends help us move? Because Eric is
great at moving stuff, I nominate him. If Eric has
a truck, he can help me move.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
Okay, we would always be more than Gaul.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Oh absolutely on one second second, McKenzie, you're in the running.
Let me go. Okay, fake named Laura, Good morning morning,
Hi girl, your confashion? What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Well, me and my friend was snooping in her mom's room.
We were banned from her room, but we went in
there anyway, door.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Lock, and you broke into the room.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Okay, between me and my friend, I'm the crazy one,
no team all day. Yeah, I'm the crazy one. Do
something with board and hungry. So we broke in there.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Let's go. Let's go back real quick.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
So your friend's mom didn't trust you all enough that
she locked her door when you guys were.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
There, pretty much Okay, it sounds like she was right.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
And then yeah, I want to fast forward to the
next sentence. You guys were bored and hungry, so decided
to break into her room to get stuff.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Yeah, okay, well, well her mom's a resident nurse, so
she'd be gone with jority at the time, and we
just want to have fun, like the stupid girl, stupid
stuff teenageers.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
So we I found this little cute monkey.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Bag and everybody knows I'm crazy about monkeys, I mean,
so I opened the bag. I said, this bag is
like twenty pounds. What is in this bag? So we
opened it. We found five thousand dollars in cash, oh,
a box of protections, and like three different colors of
fun tooys.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Okay, it's an interesting combination in case she needs to
run somewhere.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Sure, Now, did you guys what First of all, what
are you guys looking for again in her room?

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Money?

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Yeah, of the five thousand dollars allegedly, how much money
did you guys take?

Speaker 4 (59:10):
One hundred?

Speaker 3 (59:11):
How many hundreds?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Four hundred just for.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Yeah, so you guys, you guys are really hungry. So
you chok four hundred dollars so much pizza?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Oh I'm I can't eat pizza. I have asked the reflect.
But my friend she bought herself a little cute little
tablet and I went to go to I went to
the buffet for the rest of the weekend.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Yeah, I bet, I bet.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Now, Fake dam Laura, I've known you now for about
two minutes, but you strike me as a girl. Where
if I say we need to run up on somebody
it's on site, and that you are, you're down and
don't need any information call me?

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Yeah, okay, no questions asked, ride or die question? Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
I loved you guys, and I.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Love to thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Thank thank you. That that means not see that smart
move pull of the choey strings. It's a very smart move.
Faked Laura. Now, I just want to know, Fake nam Laura,
would you do that your friend's Mom's like, I need
to lock this door because these two heathens are I'm
breaking my room and not at work.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Oh because in the in the one okay, my crazy self,
I opened another little cute, little secret compartment she had in.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
The in the book bag.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Sure, because I was trying to take the book bag.
I ain't give a buy nothing else but put the
money in the book bag at the time. But we
found the note of a position that was saying, Hey,
I'll see you later on this week if you're free.
You remember what room number I was in nurse I'm like, okay, now.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Yeah, but Laura, that doesn't mean the question asked to
why why was she locked the room in the first place,
Like what were you two doing prior to breaking entering that?

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Like, yeah, oh, she knew her daughter was snoopy a lot,
but we knew him. We both knew that her mom
had money, but she barely did things, like she barely
would buy food, like if you're hungry, she wouldn't cook.
She'll order something that everybody can eat. But she knew
certain things that her daughter could eat and I couldn't eat.
So it was like kind of like ha ha, got

(01:01:20):
you back?

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah, did you get caught when you sold four hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
No, we never got caught. And it was funny, but
she did cry about because I did kind of take
some of the protection just to take in to one
local clinic just to be like, hey, I'm selling them. Yea, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
My ass all right, Fade and Laura the takes coming in.
You win the tickets. And my question is, yeah, he
signed a big, big time rush girl. And so you
heard the saga about the girl and the pregnancy signs
this past week, right, the banners are up around the DNB.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Yeah that was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
If that girl runs up by me, you got my back, right, Yeah,
I need.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
To bring because I got I got fingers now.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
All right, I just think, honestly, just the attitude girl
won't be good to go so fake dam Laura, I'm
gonna put you on hold. You got the tickets, okay,
good man? May if you ever see in person, yeah,
promise tell me who you are. Okay, all right, I
have a feeling. I have a feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I'll know immediately. That's okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
One second, let's do this project low RFK Festival grounds,
end of May. You got Tiesto Luxury Alan Walker Ian Moore,
you want to go Colin nine, you're in for free
eight seven seven nine nine five four six eight one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
As always, you mentioned Pete or Cronin at the front
door free ice, which is a huge, huge thing only
they do. Let me do this your headline the day
comes next. If you are a fan of seagulls, this
is the competition for you. Give me just over three
minutes on internshown your morning show. First, Lil Young is on,
Let's go in resting Gray Skid.

Speaker 6 (01:03:10):
Morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Any big plans for the weekend?

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
Ooh yeah, I'm gonna visit DC and go see the monument.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
That's exciting just for a day tripper. You and do
you like night life too?

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
Yeah, I think I'm going to do both.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
That's exciting. We'll have a fantastic time. And also you
give me a Project Low. Okay, oh my gosh, no way,
yes girl.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
One second, we'll get your info. A Project Low is fantastic,
huge thanks to them. As always, your headline of the day.
Try to find the best headline the last twenty four hours.
Europe's a funny little little area. This past weekend they
had their fifth annual European Goal Screeching Championship, for which
seagull correct attracted sixty seagull soundalikes from fourteen countries to

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the small town in Belgium. That is, yes, funny European
Things contestants for water points based on their sound and
performances in three categories. Oh oh yeah, well it's it's
the seal call, absolutely, adult, junior and colony.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
That's a group of goals.

Speaker 8 (01:04:15):
So there's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
They say the contest is tending to create a more
positive image of seagulls, which have been called trash birds,
beach rats and klepto galls. Well, of all the birds,
seagulls are just they're just water pigeons.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
They you know, whoa they don't care. They were gone
to steal your fries.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
I guess they're so intrusive that there is this zoo
in England that people dress up in eagle costumes to
scare the birds away.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
So the current winner, and let me play you some
of This woman's name is Anna.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
This is her and by the way, in the videos,
her face is painting white, her lips are yellow, and
she has feathers on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
This is her doing her seagull impression. Oh min that's
it's a human.

Speaker 9 (01:05:00):
What.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Yeah, that's same.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
So she won.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
And she says, I like that seagulls like fries because
I love fries and they're just misunderstood.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Like me, and they're cute. She is the human seagull,
she's something.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
She got very into the category, said she worked with
the seagulls, went to the beach. She looked at many
seagulls and thought they looked nice. She screeched at them,
but they were scared of her.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Well, I mean, yeah, if I saw a human screeching yeah,
and I were a seagull, I would also.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Be like, oh no, this is where it gets a
little bit off the reservation. And she said, and I quote,
maybe I'm just saying something wrong in seagull language.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Yeah, you could could be that could be it. Or
you're an adult dressed like a bird sounding like this,
that could be a too. That could be a too.
She says she was well. She was sick this year too,
and she bought through the illness to become champion. She says,
next year, if I do this again, I'll be even better.
First of all, I won't be sick, and I'll need

(01:06:07):
some more feathers. I feel so bad for her neighbors.
I hope she doesn't live in a flat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Yeah, they call them because could you imagine be like
sharing a wall with this woman and all of a
sudden she's screeching in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Legacy Gull. Thanks, somebody's having a good time. That's your
headline of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Do she now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
It's intern Johnny Marty Show. The tickets are going quickly.

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next hang On and a Happy Friday Friend, Thanks for
us spending time with us. It's Intern John in your
morning show, Sauce and the Dominican at a Wedding. She's
back on Monday Rose Part Today's show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
What she got so far? Probably fake name Laura.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yeah, we'll hear a secret, so Fay game, Laura called
in and why her friend's mom needed to physically lock
her door when those two in the house alone. Yeah,
there's definitely more to the story for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
All the information Ye love her energy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
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(01:07:46):
Roses in minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
But first from the City that Changes the World, here's
Rose with three things you need to know for your Friday. Rose,
what you got for us? So Metro announce that there
will be some service changes to some of its trains
during Cinco de Mayo weekend, which is this weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
By the way, Cacinco Tomayo is on Monday, so a
lot of people celebrating over the weekend, but the Metro
system is planning some maintenance on the Yellow line, so
Yellow and Blue line trains will be single tracking between
Pentagon City and National Airport. This is happening Saturday, May third,
seven pm to one, so that could affect your traveling.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
And then Sunday May fourth, from seven am to midnight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Now Cruise will be replacing rails and fasteners and working
on platform edge lighting on the yellow line. So what
do you think is the most expensive airport for average
domestic airfare?

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
God, I would say New York, That's what I would
That's my first thought.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
But we're both wrong because according to annual data from
the Bureau of Transportation Statistics, for the fourth consecutive year,
Dulles International Airport ranks as the most expensive airport for
average domestic airfare.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
We're doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
So airports were ranked based on twenty twenty four fares,
and it did include like, only round trip domestic fares.
They're not doing like this did not include international travel
at all, just domestic. So the average domestic fair at
DULAS in twenty twenty four four hundred and ninety dollars.
Cow Lee, I know, I was like dula's Top's a
list of the forty five busiest US airports for fairs.

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Despite ranking below average for pastor volume, BWI. They ranked
as a fifteenth least expensive, so that's nice, and Reagan
ranked basically in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
And DC area residents are being invited to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
The National Cathedral for the eighty sixth annual Flower Mart
eighty six curious, that's crazy. So the All Howls Guild
holds the event to raise money to care for the
gardens and grounds surrounding the cathedral. So the event includes
live performances, vendors and ANTIQ caresel and a variety of
other activities.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
So that mart is being held.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
Today from ten to six pm and then tomorrow ten
to five pm.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to do.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
For the day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

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doesn't or anything. I'm excited today too cuz I'm getting
a little little pampered rose.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
You're getting having a spa day, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Which is it's gonna start off stressful well because I'm
going to journey within a wellness center, which they're at
Pike and Rows and so uh. They're setting it up
where I'm doing a stretch session first, and that's gonna
be stretched. Not since like hockey season, so like February.
I'm fairly flexible, both metaphorically and physically, but.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
That is something that you have to continue to do,
like regardless, to keep up the flexibility, you need to
continue to stretch.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
I'm like gummy, bruh, I can fit in those places.
Stop it like relative to you? Do you know who
you're talking to right now?

Speaker 9 (01:11:07):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Why are you talking to me like that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
No, I'm just saying, like I can like stand and
touch my toes, So I feel like you should be relatively.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Okay at that part. Don't ever call yourself gumba again.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
But them doing those floating pools where it's like eleven
and stranger things where you lay in the pool and
it's like saltwater. You float and then it's like cool,
you kind of like lose where you off for a second.
I go off and do a different dimension.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
That sounds kind of terrifying. Yeah, and then there's I
believe so oh yeah, yeah, So it's gonna be a
good stress well, and then you're gonna get stage afterwards,
right yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
And then I'll probably go eat something bad at Pike
and Rose and then that will even things out. But
if you see me floating out, that's why. Okay, thanks
to a journey within wellness centers. That's me very exciting.
Got War of the Roses in a second. Let me
do this first.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
War on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
This is on internshown in your morning show. Christ Let
me recap this. You and Tyler been dating a little
over a year. You guys work in the medical device
sale industry. You met at a work event, started dating
shortly after everything was going well. Your schedules kind of
mash up, you get the stress of the job. However,
you had a woman reach out to you on Instagram

(01:12:21):
who is an only Fans model, and she informed you
that not only has Tyler been subscribing to her only
fans the last four or five months. He recently found
her Instagram and was sending her very over the top
explicit messages.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
Is that fair?

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
That's more than fair?

Speaker 4 (01:12:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
And I have the screenshots here. Do you care if
I share the amount of money he spent on her?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Is that okay?

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
I mean it is insanely embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
But sure, yees yea. So he spent over six thousand dollars.
Yeah he did he yeah, yeah, can't say that word,
but yes he is. Nay, that's total right. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
It looks like over the course of the five months
here and so my other question to you, Crystal is
when this woman reached out to you, did you believe.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
It right away?

Speaker 4 (01:13:18):
I mean it seems I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:13:20):
At first glanced, I thought, oh this is weird, what
is this? But when you know, when she mentioned him,
I was like how, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I just started to think about it and.

Speaker 6 (01:13:29):
Thought like, well, what does she what does she want
from me? How she made how could she be making
this up?

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
Like she wasn't asking me for anything?

Speaker 6 (01:13:35):
It really felt since here.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I was like, oh, she's trying to tell me something.

Speaker 6 (01:13:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
I guess that makes sense because It is like, what's
the benefit to her of letting you know? So she
she's being a girl's right?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
Yeah, I felt like, I mean, she's a stranger. But
I was like, oh my gosh, this.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Woman has my back.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
I guess the you know, the only question, and I
want to put more thoughts in your head, is like
why would he just join only fans? And to be honest,
like could he be subscribed to more people? Probably I
would think you might not be the only because I
think it, maybe I'm wrong. It just seems odd that
six months into your relationships, he is an only fans

(01:14:14):
just as subscribe to one person, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Her?

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
No, stop, I can't. I just agree with this one hasty.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
I can't imagine that there are.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
She's mustling. She's she's a girl, So let me let
me do this. No, no, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
And I think again, the fact that she reached out,
I think speaks a lot of her Character's.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
A good thing. You're right, I'm just mad Sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Is out at a wedding. Instead of calling you flowers,
let me call from only fans. I'll call from the
Content Protection Division and I'll ask him what's going on
and how many account he subscribes to you, and I'll
try to get some answers that way. Okay, yeah, because
I would refrain again, I know this is a tough
for you to be in. Let me try to get

(01:15:01):
as much info as possible because we know the one.
But let me try and see if there's more. Okay, okay,
I one second, let me try and get him on here. Hello, Hi,

(01:15:24):
calling for Tyler.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Please.

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
Yeah, this is Tyler.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
My name is Dave calling from OnlyFans Trader Protection and
Defense program.

Speaker 10 (01:15:33):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
From?

Speaker 6 (01:15:35):
I'm sorry, from the what I work.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
For OnlyFans and the Creator Protection Defense side of things.
We deal with the talent and making sure that everything
is safe on the up and up. Do you have
a couple of moments for me real quick to have
a question about your account with us?

Speaker 4 (01:15:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Sure, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
So the reason I'm calling Tyler, and I'll just get
right to this, I work for on behalf of the
creators on the of platform, making sure they have a
safe and secure environment to work with. And I've gotten
some reports from a few of our creators and I
can't not liberally to say their names because of the
service agreements that you have made contact outside of the

(01:16:13):
platform without their permission, and I just want to give
you a couple of seconds to deplete your case before
we go on with the review.

Speaker 6 (01:16:21):
I'm sorry. What's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
So we have a strict policy, the user policy with
only fans that you cannot contact any of our creators
outside of the platform unless they express consent to do so.
And I've gotten a report and again I can't say
from whom you have reached out to one of or
several of our creators outside of the platform and you
not have permission.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
To do so.

Speaker 6 (01:16:43):
So I just need to you're seriously calling me about this.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Yeah, listen, brother, I'll be honest, brother, Bro to bro.
I don't know the full story. This is just my
job because we want to make sure that everybody is safe,
and you know, it's a family website and so that's
what we're doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
So I just need to I guess see it that
is any Bells. First of all, you're not dude.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I know I know exactly what this is about it
or who this is about, and I this is stupid, man,
I can't believe you're telling me about this.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Well, guess it's not me it's just I need to
I'm assume my job, man, you know how it is?

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
No, I mean, I got it, dude, but like for real,
these people post themselves online in all kinds of ways,
and yeah, reaching out on a different messaging app is
somehow against the rules.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
What the Well again, I didn't I didn't create the site. Dude,
guys work here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
So from my understanding is that you're saying you have
reached out because all I can see was it was
social media.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
It appears.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yeah, okay, did you send explicit photos that weren't solicited?

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Look, dude, this this is.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Not the question you should be asking.

Speaker 6 (01:17:58):
What you should be asking is why is this your job?
And why are you doing this right now? Content creators
are posting all kinds of doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Well, this is my job because I have a I
have a guinea pig I need to feed. So that's
just for me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
I can't speak of the content creators, man, I'm just
trying to make ends meet. So you did send explicit
photos to one or more creators?

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
I mean maybe I did, Maybe I didn't. Tyler, Seriously,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Yeo? What are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Okay, Tyler, Yeah, real quick, I need to let you know.
My name's intern John. I got Rose here as well.
We're doing a war of the roses. That's your girlfriend, Crystal. Uh, Tyler,
I've never been so offended. You be associated? Yeah, you
are a black eye to dudes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
Taylor's going, are you serious right now?

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Are you here subscribing only fans, spending thousands of dollars
and then your you're paying money to send unsolicited winger
picks And I'm the idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
Bro, I have paid her so much money at this point,
like she owes me, you know what she does.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
But also, you have a girlfriend and you're paying for
only fans. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I don't know
who you are. I don't I don't know who you are.

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
You don't think that's weird to tell her that you're
pain and only fans while you have a girlfriend. And
by the way, she's the one that rads you out
and good for her?

Speaker 6 (01:19:34):
What who mel Mel told on me?

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
And also because she's posting pictures doesn't mean she wants
your pictures and her DM Yeah, and you have a girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
You're cross so gross, It's not really that funny. I'm
failing to see what the resident do you think this
is a joke?

Speaker 8 (01:19:52):
He thinks it's a joke.

Speaker 3 (01:19:53):
You're disgusting.

Speaker 6 (01:19:54):
I'm disgusted.

Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
I can't believe that you're laughing at this.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Yeah, dude, I am.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
I think this is very funny.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
I'm I'm sure your mother will too if she hears this.

Speaker 6 (01:20:06):
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It's one more roses. Go to ymsradio dot com.

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(01:21:09):
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She's back on Monday. Hoodie has the Entertainment Report coming next.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):

Speaker 7 (01:21:16):
Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars just pasts a huge milestone
on YouTube.

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Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Let's do this. Everything Celebrity Sauce is out of the country.
At a wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
She's back on Monday. Hoodie has the Entertainment Report, which
for us. So in case you haven't.

Speaker 7 (01:22:01):
Seen Lady Gaga on Bruno Mars's Die with a Smile
music video, it might be one of the select view
because it just passed a billion views on YouTube. Right, yeah,
so obviously we know that song just been stuck in
our heads ever since. I think it was like last
summer it came out. What was the last summer, It
feels like, yeah, forever. But it turns out just passed
a billion views on YouTube. It makes Bruno Mars's tenth

(01:22:23):
video on YouTube to join the billion views club. God
got his fourth music video in case he did. Now
it's them in the baby powder blue suits. It's kind
of a country esque of a music video back in
the day. It is on Mayhem in case you wondered
what out whose album it went on? And they did
win a Grammy for a Best Pop Duo Group Performance
and world's a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
Good for them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
I mean that song has just been making money. Baby,
it's so good for them.

Speaker 7 (01:22:48):
Speaking of things making money, the Pit on Max it
kind of took the world by storm earlier this year. Well,
it turns out they used a clever trick to make
sure nobody was like seen on set that wasn't supposed
to be on set. They made everyone on the set,
including the crew, the cameraman, the directors, all wear scrubs.
Oh yeah, so if you don't know what the Pit is,
it's kind of like er In's Anatomy. It all takes

(01:23:10):
place within twenty four hours. Stars Noel Wiley, who was
on er back in the day. But they made every
person on set. We have three sets of scrubs, so
that way in case there was a hallway scene that
someone was there that that was supposed to be there,
they didn't have a Game of Thrones moment essentially, which
is really quote yeah, yeah, yeah, it is cool. Apparently
brought the cast and crew together, and then all episodes

(01:23:32):
of The Pit are streaming now on next season two
is already confirmed and it will probably happen next year hopefully.
And then if you were looking for a second season
of Marvel's Hawkeye and it's not happening anytime soon because
Accordion and Jeremy Renner dizzy, they said, we're gonna give
you half the salary paid you for season one if
you want a season two.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
The even worse thing, Renner said in an interview yesterday,
because he has a memoir book coming out I think
this week is they offered him the money a month
after he was in his accident in twenty three with
the snow.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
Yeah, not the best time to get someone, especially like, hey,
we're gonna give you half of what we gave you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Yeah, so done.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Sorry, you're fighting for your life. Here's less money. Let's
sometimes the mouse be like that though, you know, yeah,
that's that's very mouse.

Speaker 7 (01:24:18):
Reynard did say an interview he's not mad at Marvel,
so the door is still open for him to return
as Hawkeye obviously, and most likely next time he would
pop up would be Avengers Doomsday, which is next year,
which is wild that it's been like seven years since
last Avengers movie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Tonight on TV.

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
Actually, this weekend you can watch a new episode of
SNL does have Abbott Elementary's Quinta Brunston's hosting. Benson Boone
is the musical guest. I'll probably do a flip.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Thunderbolts is in theaters this weekend. Eric and I saw
it early this week. We really liked it. You know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:50):
Tennant's great for Star Wars Day, which is on Sunday.
A new animated series, Tales of the Underrolled is out,
and then the Righteous Gemstone series on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
Babe, Thank you, Hody. If you need something to listen to,
New Thoughts Shower podcast is out. Things we Confuse as
Love you can listen to ymsradio dot com. I have
to get to this road rage in Pennsylvania next. What
this woman did is somebody else's car is the grossest
thing you'll see. I've seen this everywhere the last twenty
four hours. By I will warn you don't look for

(01:25:22):
unless you really want to see. It might be the
grossest road rage of all time. This woman in Pennsylvania
was so upset another driver she stopped, got out of
her car, ran over.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
To the other car, and took a deuce on the hood.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
What she the video is wild because it's legit, like
at a four way stop and this guy this video
in it. She gets out of her car, walks up
to the other car, pulls her pants down, drops one
on the windshield, looks around like hmm, and then goes
back in the car as if nothing else went wrong.
So yeah, it sounds like one person cut off the

(01:26:01):
other person. Words were exchanged and they go one do
I got to do?

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Take a deuce? Yeah? The police were called.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
They identified the pooper as a forty four year old woman,
so she is old enough to know better. Yeah, now
facing charges of indecent exposure, this early conduct, criminal mischief yeah,
and quote depositing waste on a highway.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
So okay.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Plus, anytime you google her name, it's gonna be that's
the girl that pooped, so she needs to change her name. Honestly,
you did this to yourself. But the video is there
if you want to see it. We will not posting it,
but there you go. It's interns. John in your morning show,
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