That Time We Found Out What You Were Caught Doing

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Turn John and you were Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Happy Friday, Welcome to the show. Happy birthdays to my
mom too, pet Happy birthday thirty five today, very exciting
Internshohn is my name, Sauce. Hello, Hello, Rose, Hi, good morning.
Got to Eric Hoodie Sovera all here. We'd love to
hear from you. Nine ninety three three eight to text,
you can call eight seven seven nine four six A one.
DJ Dirty Elbos has your we can roll out just

(00:24):
after eight. Got your hoes, your tickets, Nellie tickets as well.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Sauce. How's your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It was good. It was a busy day. But we've
talked about my bad tattoo on my hip. Yes, the
giant bird, the ugly bird I got when I was
seventeen in a kitchen, which, uh, you know what they
say in a kitchen. I know it wasn't a kitchen.
You know they say the old grint it when you
get older. And I was like no, but really like
I regretted it right away. Yeah, so I'm finally starting

(00:52):
to get it removed.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Good.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Yeah, good. I don't know. I actually was very scared
to get it removed. I went to or Acetque. It's
in Virginia and literally, this tattoo is so bad, like
it was supposed to be a dove. It looks like
a pterodactyl or an eagle, and it's on my hip.
It's just it's it's it's like the size also of

(01:15):
a post it note. I would say, so, yeah, so
it's pretty big on my hip. So I went to
uh Nore and I have to do I think six sessions.
He said five to six, but basically I got up
right before he started and I said, I'm leaving because
I didn't want to get it done. I was so
scared that it was but it really just I felt
like someone was just kind of like slapping you. But

(01:37):
they used cold air to cool it down. Yeah, And
he asked why I wanted to watch and I was like, no.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, I couldn't watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
But then so he did like a little test thing
and I was like, okay, but then the longer parts
did hurt, but afterwards that went away, and just felt
like it was stinging and that that's that's really all
I did yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
How many sessions you have left?

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Five?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah, so food like it was pretty I guess I
get dusting okay, yeah, so basically right afterwards. That's why
I was going to send you guys a picture. I
will send my parents a Picture'd be like, oh, are
you guys proud of me? Even though I got like
a few tattoos with you guys a few weeks ago.
But uh, it's like a dusting. It puts on it
and then it's kind of red right now. But I
can post it on I'll post it on my Instagram, yeah,

(02:18):
if anyone wants. But it's only one session, so it's
not like crazy different. But it looked pretty. It's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's exciting.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Yeah, I'm excited. You can see progress. I'm pretty I'm
pretty happy. That's fine, and just in time for beach season. Yeah, well,
I have to go back every month, like once a month,
so I have to wait eat between each sessions. By
summery that you begin, yeah, like I because I'll have
you know, by May, I'll have three sessions sure, well
by the end of May four so yeah, yeah, it's

(02:43):
very exciting. Yeah, I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I rose, how's your last twenty four hours?

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It was really good.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
So yesterday I decided, well, okay, so let me back up.
I went into our deep freezer in our like garage area,
and I realize that I have two more much milk. Okay,
like this is the weird to say I have too
much milk. I'm a little bit of an overproducer. And
Georgia has slowed down on nursing because she's starting to

(03:09):
eat solid food. So I have all of this milk,
like so much milk in my freezer that she's not drinking,
and I don't want to throw it away because it's
liquid gold. So I looked into donating the milk to
like nick you babies.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
So I had my first phone.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Call yesterday to just kind of like go over some
of the questions because you have to be like vetted basically,
they have to like ask you all these questions. And
then I was send a questionnaire to like she's like
the questionnaire is more in depth questions from what she's
she's asking. And then I have to go get blood

(03:46):
work done that they're going to pay for to make
sure you know I'm healthy there's no disease anything like
that that could be passed on. And yeah, so that
is what I am planning on doing because I don't
want to waste it all. So I was like, that's
really cool of people can do that. And I wish
I had known that more with Charlie. I didn't have
as much milk. But yeah, so I'm gonna be doing that.

(04:06):
And then yesterday I started Love is Blind and I
it's the seasons.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
I feel like we're just getting worse.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
They I have more people this year, Like, there's more
people on this season.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
So I have no idea who anybody is.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
The Only person that I can like pinpoint is Joey
and probably because he is he described himself as the
Golden Retriever boyfriend and he has the thickest Minnesota accent.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Yeah you can eat if you listen, you can hear
all of.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Them, Like you can't, you can't.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, Yeah, but he's the one where it's like, oh
yeah he's in Minnesota, talk to Yeah. I just kind
of love him, like he's just like a ball of sunshine.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's Love It's Blind's interesting because I feel like they
definitely had lightning in a bottle the first couple of seasons.
It's almost like, we gotta change it up, guys.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Now it just kind of seems like people are getting
on it to just get famous.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, gets fair, So yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
But I also Rose and I were texting before I
got home to Shay. I was like, I'm gonna start well.
Rose text me that she was going to start it,
and I was like, I'm on my way home. I'm
going to start too. And at the beginning, I was
kind of getting into it. So I was like, Okay,
this guy David sucks. I'm sorry for saying that, but
there's so many memes everywhere that I think, sure, but
I don't know. I don't know if he still does
because I only watched a few episodes, but I just
became background noise.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Unfortunately it really did for me too, and I was like,
so I kind of been wondering if I just need
to like skip ahead to the proposals and then the
real drama begins living together and then they meet all
the other people. But I'm like I need to have
kind of a base of sure what's going on.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
There's already Loved Trying. I'm only two episodes in.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
There's like love triangles and drama, and I'm like, I
just felt.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Like with this season, they're talking about like intimacy so
much more, and I was like, WHOA, I don't I
don't care to know any of that. So I was
just kind of like, all right, I'll go finish my.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Laundry, offering up a little bit too quick.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah, so I was like, I don't actually like any
of this stuff. So then I was just like I
was on the phone. At one point, I was like Instagram.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Oh, I was scrolling on social media with him in
the background, and I was like, there's David again.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
I was like, I missed. Yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
There's anybody. I was like, there's David again. I was like,
they only him, But then I realized that, yeah, I
was confusing him with a bunch of They all kind
of looked the same. Sorry, John, but what we love Minnesota.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
We just I mean, I think they said, think the
show's kind of played out.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
Oh so I think like Minnesota. It's that's how Minnesota is.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, but again, it's like the shows, it's the same, yeah, formula.
It's not new anymore. I think season eight already, which
means yea and the show is not eight years old.
It means to put out like two a year, which
like that was probably a mistake too. So that's kind
of is what it is. Yeah, I'm excited this weekend
mee and Sket's going to the woods, which haven't been
almost like a year, which is gonna be fun. So
he loves it because he gets like antsy in the house,

(06:50):
like we're going like on walks and stuff. But that's
not the same as being let off the leash and
letting him go go. Yeah, she's exciting, so excited you that, Hoods.
I'll send photos the thrift store because I always do.
There's always like this little thrift store and they have
like Star Wars stuff. Although white Hoods commuiccause Hoodie's been
like he found some like o G.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Harry Potter books. Yeah, for like the heat slippings drifting.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Maybe that's what we'll do, is I'll I'll go to
I don't like stay in the town because I don't
like I want it to be found.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Ok, because I want to blow up.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
You're gatekeeping.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
No, I mentioned it once like four years ago and
then it was also during the pandemics something that I
do with it, but like it was really hard to
find places to stay because it was just packed. So
I am gatekeeping. Yes, yes, Hoods. Where'd you get the
Harry Potter books?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Just so unique?

Speaker 6 (07:36):
Thirst Store it's in technically false church, like the Maryfield
are in Virginia.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
How much did you pay for him? I paid four
bucks each for them? How much how much is it going?

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Like?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Read like thirty bucks each? Are you gonna sell them? No
for me baby to read?

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Okay, Yeah, and didn't you also raid the Party City?

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (07:52):
So the Party City is going bankrupt, so they're all
like getting rid of everything. So the one by Us
is eighty percent off everything.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
See a boy bought three costumes for Awesome Con next month.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Okay. You bought some stuff for Moura and some funk
pops for Eric.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Okay, for work today, because you'll get some good decorations.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Yeah, like if you have if you're thinking of if
you have a birthday coming up soon, at least the
one by Us like had everything that's well for party stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Right now, I'm.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Going to get first birthday stuff for Georgia that's coming
up city.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
All right, I'll send you thought this weekend. Okay, thanks
a bye, thank you. It's a good friend.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I feed in people's stictions, like, hey, listen, if I'm
buying stuff.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
It's slowly but surely my because all the figures you've
gotten me are in my studio, so we'll get big
things and.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
We're get shelves for the studio so we can.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
That'd be silly. I do that, okay o, people can
get put stuff anwhere.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
But now I'd like to show off my personality. But
apparently is it because I'm a woman.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
He will conform to the rules that make no sense,
because that's how it works here.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I just realized I'm the only one that doesn't have
a desk or anything.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I don't have a ask.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
But you have a corner a corner too where those
two there's.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Four corners in this room filling it is a giant
box of tampons.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Let's be realized that is true, true, it is true,
and that it is too much necessary.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
So everybody picks up, like what's the story here? I'm like,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
You can have that corner right there?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Okay, I'll bring in like a life size cut out
of Christian Bale. Perfect.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Don't you have a life size cutout of Will Ferrell?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
As alf does I did? I gave it to Romina.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
All right, well you Rose has the three things detail,
Comma what you got for us?

Speaker 5 (09:44):
We have the dates for peak Cherry blossom Bloom, get.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
To it in three minutes. Sunny Terns Johnny Mornshaw, Let's
get into this.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
From the city that changes the world.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
Peer's rose with three things you need.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
To know for your Friday Rose. You got for us.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
The promised release Jeffrey Epstein related documents by Attorney General
Pam Bondi yesterday kind of felt flat. The disclosed material,
spanning approximately two hundred pages, primarily consisted of information already
available to the public, such as flight logs a heavily
redacted address book. I think people were expecting some big,

(10:20):
shocking revelation and we.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Just didn't get that.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
So the release lacked, like I said, new revelations about
his connections to prominent figures, leading to a lot of
frustration with people who were like anticipating that. So DC
plans to offer low income residents a discount on camera tickets.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
This is a pilot program. It's coming this spring.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
It's going to offer drivers a reduction in fines to
those who are eligible for SNAP benefits.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
So the fifty percent discount.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Will apply to one camera ticket of one hundred dollars
or less and must be submitted within.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
Thirty days of the ticket being issued.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
That pilot program is expected to last about four months,
and the National Park Services cherry blossoms and DC should
be at their peak towards the end of next month,
which is tomorrow. The Park Service announced yesterday that peak
Bloom should happen between March twenty eighth and thirty first,
and Jeopardy host Ken Jennings was actually part of yesterday's
announcement for good reason. He will be the Grand Marshal

(11:15):
of this year's Cherry Blossom Parade, which is scheduled.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
For April twelfth.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
That's school.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need
to know for the day. Thank you, Rose, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
We are kind of winding down the process the applications.
So I know, we only announced Sauces speed dating event
a couple of days ago. Yeah, we haven't til March fifth,
which is next Wednesday, Next Wednesday.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, we had it's exactly a week to get the means.
I can only say referrals. I was like, that's not right.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I've had a lot of dms, some folks who are
very excited about doing this. I think the overall kind
of vibe is like it's something different, it's breaking the trend.
If you're like, don't like to get your comfort zone,
this is kind of like a safe way do it. Yeah,
because the Maryland Single Social Club, they are going through
all the applications making sure everything is good to go,
and also like this is what they do, yes, so

(12:03):
they're like making sure people are compatible.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
They're very experienced. They are literally matchmakers, so they are
picking people that will make sure like the whole consensus
will vibe. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So if you want to do the speed dating Hot
ninety nine five dot com slash dating is the way
to go. Putting code intern John and you have him
tail next Wednesday to submit.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
If you know somebody who thinks should do it too.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
If you have like that good guy friend or like
a sibling and your cousin is like, hey, listen, he
needs to get office ass and find somebody for sure,
Hot ninety nine five dot com slash Dating, you have
him tail next Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I thought this is kind of funny. The top question is.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Googled in February, okay, which sometimes I'll put stuff in Google.
I go, should I be living by myself? Like I
need like what it's always like? Will I how much
a blank can I have before I get sick? Or
can I mix this and this?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
And how much cheese? Too much cheese?

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I go to the doctor if and it's like, m you.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Maybe googling it? You probably should.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
So Google trans posted another round of the who, what, where, when,
and why questions that were top February, starting with who
won album of the Year? Okay the Grammy? Sure, Okay,
that kind of makes sense. There we go probably gets
a bunch of the controversy with think that.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
There's also a lot of memes people like what.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, I mean that was still odd? What time does
the super Bowl start?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Fair? That's a fair question. I googled that. I googled
that too.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
It is crazy sometimes, like how is start times for
events are the hardest thing to find online?

Speaker 4 (13:34):
It was like like eight thirty.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I don't know, but they'll be like six, but it's
actually like six thirty.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, But you.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Also have to take into account, like is that like
with the time change the different time zones?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Like what time is the Eastern time? Because that's what I.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Need to know when they were doing the Four Nations
that hockey tournament last week, is like the USA can
or starts seven, so seven o'clock excited, countdown thirty minutes.
I'm like, oh, so this was the pregame. Then this
wasn't the the game itself, see you guys lie. That
was the next one was when when the PlayStation service
we back up, they stayed down for twenty four hours. Yeah,
it's not good where to watch? The Grammys made the list. Okay,

(14:10):
this is fifteen point four million people watch the Grammys,
which is crazy.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
I think it was like the most watched Grammys.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
And why yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
And then there's also why was Taylor Bood?

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Yeah? Yeah, I think I googled that even so I
was like, I don't get it. But then I'm like, okay,
I guess it's because it's the super Bowl and it.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
But you could have had like the most holy person
in like Philly would boo because Philly does.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Yeah, I mean the.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Top how questions were how tall is Kendrick Lamara is
Kendrick And it's five foot six O five foot five?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
So whatever?

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I mean, sure, it's.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Like not far off is five. I will like every
now and then I'll google dumb stuff. I'll see somebody
like what I've seen this person? And then you get
down the rabbit hole and then it's just the dumber.
That's how I found out because I've been in the
severance that Adam Scott's fifty one years old.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
I was did you guys know that fifty one?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
And then Sauce is like, how old you think he was?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I was like, okay, well I hadn't thought of it,
but he looks good for fifty one, you know.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Yeah, I mean then you brought up like step Brothers
is like twenty years old, and I.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Was like yeah, I was like, I mean steps he
was like a twenty something like that.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Probably the movie twenty years old.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
I'm saying, yeah, movie forever ago. So I was like,
I mean the movie came forever ago. He's like a
dad like four in the movie.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well, if you ever want to know, Sauce is actually
six foot two. Rose stands about six foot five, and
I'm about five feet queens in your short, I am
indeed short King Spring, thank you so much, Uber celebrating
sent Jenny Marns Show and everything celebrity. Sauce has Entertainment
of port coming next.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
What you got for us?

Speaker 4 (15:44):
I'm gonna tell you who is gonna be added.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Into a struck back damn. The deadline is next Wednesday.
Sauce is at speed dating. If you are interested, maybe
you've been trying to get yourself out there meeting new people.
It's to be a lot of fun, Caddies and Bethesda.

(16:07):
Let some drinks, some food, meeting new people. Hot ninety
nine five dot com slash dating use code intern JHON.
Applications are due on Wednesdays, so if you and your
friends want to do it, maybe you want get like
a sibling who's had some bad luck with dating. Whatever
it is, we can't wait to see you. Hot ninety
niney five dot com slash Dating Huge. Thanks to the

(16:27):
Maryland Singles Social Club and Caddies for helping us out.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Let's do this.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Everything in the world of celebrity. Sauce has or Entertainment.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
A port which you got for us Oscar winning actor
Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa with They were
found dead in our New Mexico home on yesterday morning.
Well it was breaking news when we woke up for
work yesterday morning, so details they were emerging, and please
now consider their desks suspicious enough to warrant for their investigation.
So Detective Roy aren't states debt and Affidavid was submitted
to a judge and said, quote the manner and cause

(16:59):
of death is unknown, I quote. So a search word
was issued following the unusual circumstances that were observed upon
entering the home. So basically, there was an unsecure door,
there was a I really don't want to talk about this.
I'm sorry. There's like skyed pills, a mood heater, a
dog that was dead. They didn't suspect a ghastleek, but

(17:19):
they did order toxicology report. There are also two healthy
dogs spoted on the property, but two workers discover them
and the couple had not been seen for weeks. So
I will keep you up with everything that's been coming out.
But there wasn't any horse entry signs or blunt force trauma,
so I will keep you again updated. Dustin Bieber posted
another video to fuel like rumors. People are saying that

(17:41):
he's on drugs, but his breap of course, is denying this.
I saw a lot of people speaking out on social
media yesterday that they are concerned about him, and it
was mostly people that you know, I know, saying it
on their stories. But usually, you know, people don't really
say that about slubs. I think they don't usually make.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Our just hope that we've learned from Kate Millton, Shadwick Poseman. Yeah,
like maybe it's best to not say something. Yeah, yeah,
I can't care to reach out to him.

Speaker 8 (18:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
So, but like this has been these rumors have been
going around that there's something going on with him for
a while. Uh but yeah, So basically, he posted a
clip of him exhaling something at the camera he was rapping,
and then celeb gossip blogs are saying that he's being
watched twenty four seven. There is no actual fact that
he's being watched twenty four seven. It's a gossip blog

(18:29):
that's recording that because Rap has denied that he's abusing
drugs or anything and that he's you know, being watched.
So I'll keep you updated. I just wanted to, like,
you know, at least touch on that a little bit,
since everyone has an opinion about it and there's really
like no fact that he's on the truck just you know,
it could also be mental health, we don't know, you know,
or he's just being quirky. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
For he's twenty something years old with one hundred million
dollars yeah, he should chilling.

Speaker 7 (18:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
This is exciting news though, because Universal gave us an
exciting first look at Shruk five yesterday shows Shrek, Yona, Donkey, Pinocchio,
and Shrek's daughter Felicia, who will be voiced but Bizonda,
which I think is so I think that's so fun
and I think they did really good because the character
that she's playing as the daughter looks like a Shrek
an ogre version.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
Of the day.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I mean, I thought did at least. So she'll be
joining Mike Myers, Cameron Diuez, and Eddie Murphy in the cast.
And it was really funny because people have been sharing
this tweet from twenty seventeen, whereas Andndeia said that she,
for an adult, watches way too much Shrek and now
she's going to be in it. It's like she's invested it.
So Shrek five is not coming at theaters until Christmas
twenty twenty six, but I like the teaser. I love Shrek,
so I'm here for it. I feel like there was

(19:38):
something to watch this weekend Capitals. They're playing The Lightning tomorrow.
You can watch it on ESPN plus a Buchkanese fore
more goals to be that record, so very exciting. American
Idol is on ABC. It's the season premiere on Sunday,
Snel Shane Gillis and Date McGray on NBC. But we
are all excited about that. Suit's La Sunday, NBC, Yellow
Jackets Sunday Showtime, The Oscars going down on ABC, and

(19:59):
Holy on Sunday ninety seventh one, which is wild Severn's
new episode out Say on Apple TV Plus and then
Whiteladus new episode on HBO on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Thanks Sausager, welcome.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
If you need something to listen to you and your
thoughts shower podcasts out you can check it YMSS radio
dot com. I saw this and uh I was like, Okay,
I've been saved this last twenty four hours. Monkey allegedly
jump through drive through window and attack Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Barissa, Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
What I love when the word is allegedly because it's like,
that's pretty black or white. Either a monkey jumped through
the window, yeah, or it didn't me if it wasn't
a monkey, what else has a tail? But that is
your favorite word allegedly yes, because it's always like the
suspect was caught on camera allegedly, it's like, well, where
they weren't on.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Camera, looks like he was on camera, Like like you
can see it.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Well, here's where it gets weird. Okay, according to the
Mobile Police Department, that's Alabama. Yeah, so not necessarily known
for monkeys. A Starbucks employee was working on the drive
through on January tenth when a customer's pet monkey got
loose and attack the worker. A second co worker had
to step in and remove the monkey from the victim,
at which point the monkey jump back in someone's car

(21:10):
and the pair drove away.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
That's one of the things where it's like, nobody's gonna
believe you.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
That sounds about Alabama.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I mean, so the animals Davis monkey by health officials
and Mobile County. According to the local newspaper corn the
outload the victim required vaccinations and stitches.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I would assume, So.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, just be safe. Okay.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Starbucks has since banned monkeys miss restaurants and they were like,
we had to put this rule on why well, Mobile Alabama,
So now there's a rule no monkeys in the drive through.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
To be fair, imagine that worker and you're just you're
in Mobile, Alabamas. They're like that's just be a monkey.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
But there's a monkey co at me, like Starbucks Legal
is like wait what, that's.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Gotta be taunatizing. It's like, oh wait, anything can really happen.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, accept one as you see the monkey on the screen,
then they public go, okay, actual monkey.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Oh monkey's coming at me. Oh monkeys are taking me.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
I gotta like run for this monkey.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Ye, nobody believe you.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
So it's like there's a great story about Bill Murray,
the actor, and he was at some diner and stole
somebody's fries and said, nobody's gonna believe you. He kept walking.
That's hilarious. If you want to see more in the
monkey will play on these socials at YMS Radio. What
cry personality? Are you get to this? In four minutes?
An intern Johnny Morny show every now and then a
good cry, I think? Does it so well? You know,

(22:27):
maybe it's your cay Be honest. I've been playing this
Rascid Park game the last couple of days, and now
that my park's at almost five stars, I shed a
teer there today, Like what we've built, guys, it's pretty exciting.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Who are the guys you're talking to?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
What he said, Well, me and my crew have eight scientists.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
You're like, well, he's there, it help.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
But I have a team of eight scientists that dig
and then make the park better, and it's it's gone
very well.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Do you name the people they come with?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Names already generated? Okay, yes, that's pretty exciting. Sauce. You
like a good cry, do I?

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:59):
I think that when I cry, I'm so into my
breaking point that I might like it.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Sure didn't you you crind of over burrito once?

Speaker 9 (23:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Because it was wrong, But it's also just like I
was just in a very emotional that was like that
was like eight years ago.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Saying like it was like the build up I think
everybody has, like the build up of like everything's going wrong,
and it is like the they forgot my fork in
the order, and that is like the for every reason,
that is the breaking point.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
So that was embarrassing, But that was like literally when
I had started working for the King Show that that happened.
But a few years before that. Uh, this one was
more embarrassing cause my mom and I are very similar.
When my mom's like just not an emotional person. Yeah,
and I've seen her cry very few times, and it's
always over animals, which like I get, but she's done
an emotional person, and so I was. I was at
my parents' house. I've been in a car accident earlier

(23:44):
this week, and it was like that week and it
was a really bad car accident and everything was going
wrong and like you know, like just like the turn whatever.
It was just very stressful. And I went to Panera
with my friend. They I got my word to go
and they made my sandwich wrong and I remember getting
to my parents' house and opening it and I started
crying and she's like, look me, like I was the
biggest idiot. Yeah, She's like, what is not You're not
gonna think about this on your wedding.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Going had you've used Asari law for your accents? Stressed,
We've taken care of yes, Rose, you like a good cry.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Sometimes I'm the type of person where when I cry,
my like nasal area gets super congested, and so it
is more annoying to cry for me than it is
like a relief because then I'm dealing with a super
stuffy nose even though there's nothing there.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
And do you get a headache? I get a headache too, Yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
It's like so inflame from like crying, and I wish
there was an alternative to that because it's yeah that
so occasionally, but not not usually so.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Corn a psychologists, there's different cry personalities. I want to
see which ones we are. The first one's emotional release crying,
emotional tears release oxytoastin endorphins or the happy hormones, which
explains what can be a fit to cry. The doc says,
cries the body's natural mechanism for self soothing, helping regularly
overwhelming emotions release and build up tension. Okay, I think

(25:09):
I certainly have had that with Chewy passing. That's like,
that's been like it builds up, builds up, builds up,
and then it's like one little thing is there and boom, Yeah,
back to it.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
I think everybody has been there to be.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Fair empathetic crying.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Yeah, I would say I'm more of an empathetic crier,
Like I cry more when I'm watching something on TV
or because of a story.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Well, that's that's exactly what they're saying tusas. So they're
saying people crying during the Notebook or Titanic like that's you. Yeah,
for someone who's greatly empathetic. Seeing someone else feel men's pain, sadness,
even joy can cause them mimic that person's actions and
take on their e motions.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah, I would say I'm more of that fair Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
The stress induced crying Okay, okay, they say, with someone
who cries when stress is sound overwhelming, not alone. High
stress situations can cause the experience levels of anxiety.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
They can bring you to tears.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
I do get like that though, too. But that's what
I'm at my breaking point when it's like does anybody
hear me? And I'm just am I an idiot?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
The doc says, when you're overwhelmed, your brain struggles to
regulate your emotions, sometimes irrational responses.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Well, my therapist taught me a new stretch yesterday for that,
so I will tell you a new stretch. Yeah, she said,
like when I get home, I should like ground myself.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Okay, yeah that's good. So yeah that's good.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Frustration or anger crying Okay, yes, I do that.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
I feel like those go hand in hand, right.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I mean I yeah, I guess it probably could. Yeah,
I mean so they say, sometimes you can't explain it.
The frustration or anger takes over. You fill your eyes
flaying with tears, they say. Angry criers often find their
tears surface during the heat, arguments, or frustration, or a
sense of powerless.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
This becomes so intense.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, it's super annoying when I'm trying to get like
a point across to somebody that I'm in an argument
with and they like and then I cry because it's
like they think I'm like super emotional, but I'm just
so frustrating that it has to come out somewhere, and
instead of me like really going at you, it's tears.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Sometimes I get so sex I'm like, oh, they are
a dumb ass, and I feel so bad for them.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah. I mean it's like I shed the tear for
the less fortunate.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 7 (27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Like I feel like though, I get like that with
my parents still, And I don't know if it's just
because it's like a generational like you like it's like
you being a kid again response, But it's like sometimes
my dad is so intelligent, but he always has an
opinion about everything. So then he'll keep talking back and
I'm like, hey, this conversation could have ended, and I
start to get so frustrated with my parents when we're
trying to talk about like the most adult thing that

(27:31):
I just start crying and I'm like, this is not
my normal response in like my everyday life. It's just you, guys.
I don't know why you bring it out of me.
Why I'm crying and I'm laughing right now. I love you.
Oh my god. So funny.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Sentimental crying, Okay, a nostalgia crier, like seeing videos of
their kids or babies or mine in the past.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Oh yeah, I'll do that. When I see like a
paper like a video of my brother when he was little,
I'm like, Colby Jacket, I'm like, this.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Is so cute when he's just baby bell cheese and
it's a big old brick and cheese.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
My phone made a video, a whole little pet video.
My my dog passed away like ten years ago. I
was like, I was just no. But it wasn't like
I was like, oh my god, we were so fun
and I was just like crying because like little Colby's there.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
That's dorrible.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah. Hormonal crying, yes, I mean go to every girls
like du Hermono.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Crying being triggered by provencial syndrome hormones to change emotions
and heiden when.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
I when when I was pregnant with Charlie, I started
to keep a list of reasons that I cried like
they were the most ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
I think I cried.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Over like a chip once and I definitely cried a
lot for Grey's anatomy. Like, there was a lot of
like TikTok scrolling that made me cry. It was just
like really random. I'll have to find it.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Oh please, I can't imagine being pregnant with TikTok because
not pregnant, like that's very it was. It was very
like that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
The last one's happy crying, Okay, tears a joy. Yeah,
and they say some people cried here's joy during a
mile some moments. And when my hockey team the coach
when they won the championship, I was shot here on
the bench.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Yeah that's dope. Yeah, I found my list.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
One of them, I put Torman loves Clint so much
and that made me cry.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I'm jealousy. You're like, it's cute.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
No, it was so sweet. It like made me cry.
That's really sweet. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
There was a lot.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
If you want to add what you cried over nine
nine three three attacks. You have one more.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
Clint bringing Torment in and telling him he did a
good job.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
I said that it's going to be a great dad.
That's what I wrote.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I'm gonna cry Intern Johnny Morning Show, Grace, It's Friday.
Got your Friday Fun Facts coming plus open Lie Fronday.
Anything you want to ask, vent about, talk about nine
nine three three eight attacks, hang out open line Friday

(30:06):
means anything you want to talk about, anything you want
to ask. If you want to vent about something, it's
for you. Eight seven seven, nine ninety five four six
they want to call nine ninety three three attacks. We
also do our fundy or Friday Fun Facts Great facts
for fun Friday. King Charles Second drank alcohol mixed with

(30:27):
pulverized human skulls.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
What why?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I don't know, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
That's like the British, like the Victorian age, they used
to drink mummies. That's why there's like a hard time
find mummies because they would drink mummies because they thought
it would have had healing properties.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Oreo filling contains no dairy, so the FDA didn't allowed
to be called cream. Therefore is named cream c r
E M. Yes, absolutely, Sophia viergaratually blonde. Oh really, guys
are hair brown for Phels.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I mean she looks great as a brunette. I can't
really picture as a blonde. Yeah, but I mean she's
stunning either any hair color she chooses, she looks great.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Polar and Grizzly bears have been mating recently. Their hybrid
offspring are known as Pizzley's.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
No.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
I was like, it's a remix.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
No, I heard you.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
No, no, no said my brain is like remix.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Your last one.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
In developing countries, beehive fences are used to her elephants
by taking the vantage of their fear of bees. Oh yeah,
they reduced conflicts from humans and elephants with eighty five
percent success rate.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Whoa, that's pretty wild crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Oh yeah, you're Friday fun Facts. Rose has the three
things need to Know coming what you off for us.

Speaker 8 (31:47):
We're going to talk about the White House Easter.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Egg role from the City that Changes the World. Peers
Rose with three Things you need to know.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
For your Fryya Rose Opras.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Montgomery is expanding its security camera incentive program, so it's
being open up to residents and businesses county wide after
initially being offered in high crime areas. So the county
will reimburse residents up to two hundred and fifty bucks
for a single camera, but businesses in places of worship
can get the same deal for up to five cameras,
which is pretty cool. So those who take the cash

(32:21):
have to register the cameras with county police, and nearly
five hundred camera owners have signed up.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
For that program so far.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Dallas Airport and Reagan National Airport had a combined fifty
three point forty three million pass in Jersey on twenty
twenty four, which is a record high for the Metropolitan
Washington Airport Authority both airports and individual records as well.

Speaker 8 (32:44):
Total passenger traffic at both.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Airports combined was up five point eight percent from twenty
twenty three, and most of the increases was at Dullis
because they gained like six new airlines and more flights
last year, so that explains it. Yeah, and the annual
White House each the rag Roll has been announced. It's
going to be held on April twenty first. First Lady
Milannia Trump actually announced the date for that yesterday, so

(33:07):
tickets are free to anyone attending with a child under
thirteen and can be requested through a lottery which is
going to open on Tuesday, March fourth. It's going to
go through Monday, March tenth. If you want to volunteer,
you can also do that apply online. I have all
this information up whymssradio dot com.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Now I know traditionally the.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
White House Jesus realaged for the event.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
I don't know what the planet this year because eggs
are crazy. I feel like they still will, but who knows.
I also want to let you know I've seen a
lot of people joking about dyeing potatoes this year because
egg prices are so crazy. Yeah, I found I was
frolling through Instagram and found an alternative jumbo marshmallows.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Oh yeah, and it looks really cute.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
It's way cheaper than eggs, and it's much more delicious
than potatoes. I've put the video up so you can
see exactly what you need ymssradio dot com. So if
you're doing Easter on budget this year, plus, it's delicious
better than keeps too.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Sorry Rose. Those are the three things to know for
the day. Thank you, Ros, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
So we announced this on Wednesday, sauces speed dating. If
you have had trouble in the dating world, and let's
be honest, online dating sucks.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
It's just I think it's been done, it's been overdone.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Maybe it's exhausting.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's just like you hope that the last swipe is
like your ass wipes, like, thank God, I've done my
work for the day.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
I can move on.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Also, nobody can afford to pay for a subscription to
date somebody anymore, Like it's just crazy. You have to
pay for everything else.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Yes, so sauces speed dating. Sauce kind of had the
idea that to do something different. Yes, so we're gonna
have a singles come, you sit down a table for
three to five minutes, the bell rings, you slide down
to the next table, so on and so forth. It's
going to be on a Thursday. So worst case scenario,
you get some drinks, it's a Thursday night out. Everything's fine.

(34:50):
Best case scenario, you find somebody even can be new friends.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
Very like we've been seeing some of the people that
have applied, and like there's really good looking people that
have applied, really frome in person. And also see if
you vibe together. Okay, I know that sounds very shallow.
I'm just saying these women are beautiful. Oh okay, they're
like stunning, so sick sick.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
So that's so sick.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
I'm not surprised, but just don't out there.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
That's pretty sick. Now I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Oh I'm glad I forced you a signed up.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah I was volunt old. So if you want to
do it, the deadline applies next Wednesday, March fith, So
go to Hot nightety nine and five dot com slash
dating use code internsion. It's gonna be at Caddies on
Cordell and Bethesda's I mean March thirteenth. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. I'm excited we're gonna be out there.
I think it's just something different, and everybody there knows
why you're there, so it's not like the awkward of

(35:41):
like do I know if they are?

Speaker 7 (35:44):
You know?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
And I think you'll be different than just random speeding
events because you already know us, and then maybe you
bring a friend too, so it'll be just more people
that you know going and more of a vibe.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Absolutely, he thanks to the Maryland Single Social Club or
setting the whole thing up. Hot nightie dot com slash
dating use code intern John, it is open line Friday.
Something you want to ask, something you want to know
eight seven seven nine ninety five four six eight one
to call nine ninety three three eight to text. I
want to get to this next to speaking of dating,
what's your dating arc type?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
First?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Rose, what dating arc type? Are you? Got that?

Speaker 2 (36:19):
In a second? It's also open line Friday. So if
you have anything you want to ask or event about
nine nine three three eight to text, So you can
call eight seven seven nine ninety five four six a
one in Upper Marlboro.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Be good morning, Good morning, John. How are you well?

Speaker 3 (36:34):
How's your Friday so far?

Speaker 11 (36:36):
My Friday is wonderful because I'm listening to you guys.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I'll be your favorite. What's your question for open line Friday?

Speaker 11 (36:43):
So, John, I was curious and that have been curious,
and I hope you don't mine. And you said, is
open my Friday for anything you want to ask?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (36:54):
So when should we passed away?

Speaker 3 (36:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (37:00):
Did you reach out to that Molly?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, So it's a fair question. So she we passed
away on New Year's and I not with fucking too
much detail. I had a new year's eve, Gig got
back from the gig found him and it's uh, it's
so looking back now, I think I went into like
a mannicked state. And it's weird because I called. I
think I called Sauce first called my parents, and I

(37:23):
don't remember. I don't remember what the calls were about.
And I, like I've said before, like I appreciate your
answering the phone, Shelby, I can't imagine what that was.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Like the other end.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
But I did text her and because I even though
we're not together, there's no bad blood there, and I
think of like she really cared about him and vice versa.
So I did. I did let her know. So we
texted a little bit sinse So yeah, So definitely did
because I didn't want her to find out in social media.

Speaker 11 (37:49):
So yes, that was great. And again I was curious
and you always spoke.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Of, you know, how much Molly loved Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:00):
And that was my first thought. And I knew, you know,
listening that you let you call Sauce and you know,
let your parents know. And I said, gosh, I wonder
if John reached out to just let Molly know, you know,
because I knew and you share it with all of us.
You know, you share with all of us that there
was no bad blood with you and Molly. Things happen,

(38:23):
So I just wondered, you know, so that's that's great.
I'm glad you did.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Yeah, I appreciate.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
But I think we try to live our lives pretty
publicly because people are going through the similar things. So
in that case, it's like there's no reason not to
let somebody know. So that's kind of where I did. So, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Appreciate close to it. At one point, your voice is so southing.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I know.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
We always said, reave me a bad time story sometime. Okay, absolutely,
have a great day.

Speaker 11 (38:49):
Thank you you all too. Bye.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
My man asked, listen to me by time. Sorry. Yeah,
I think I think that true.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
There is nine ninety three three eight attack sau. Send
this to me how your dating archetype can help you
solve all your compatibility woes. Kind of perfect with the
speed dating thing coming up. You asked me what I am.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I'm not quite too sure what I am, but let
me go with this real quick. According to dating experts,
the first archetype is the achiever. So chievers date with
a purpose. And conviction. They know what they want for
the long term aren't afraid to go after it. As
natural leader achievers often come up with great ideas for
dates and are good at moving the relationship forward. They
aren't afraid commitment, and their bold nature allows them to

(39:33):
take chances and be open about their relationship goals.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Yeah, I feel like that that's you.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
They also say that cheapers often have a goal online
when dating and can get caught up in the artificial
milestones and timelines. I think that probably could be me too, probably, Yeah,
fair lover boy, hopeless romantic, You are a boy.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I've always said.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
That I do. I really do.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Dreamers next one, sure, so dreamers want nothing more to
have a great love story.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
They tend to see the best in people. Shelby, Okay,
I think that's you a little bit. I think try
to do.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
I do see the best some people, unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
And listen, girl, your vision is not great. Sometimes give
me squintin. Yeah, like I'm really going to find something good.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I know what they're capable of if they wanted to
be anything.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
It's a dangerous past, I know.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
I mean, it's pretty mused up, and their warm energy
draws people in Yeah. They give their all to the relationships.
They wear their heart and their sleeves. They love deeply,
bringing passion in the relationships a dreamers, underlying commitment and loyalty,
and making the partner that one can build life with.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah, I mean I think that like some of that
to me.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
I think that's true. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
They also tend to idealize the relationship or get to
head themselves in dating.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I do I do they do that.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
I think that's so.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
I've been working very hard to not do that, but
I do I have been guilty of doing that fast. Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
The energizer Okay, okay, I think that's probably more so
you rose. They say the energizers are full of charisma.
People are drawn to them like a magnet. They're generally
down to meet new people, especially since their social nature
makes them approachable and easy to talk to.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
They take pride and new experiences, which makes dating them
fresh and exciting. At their core, their optimy to believe
in love. Yeah, yeah, fair, Yeah, they say their living
exciting live stock can make all that go exhausting, though,
energisers are struggle to get to know some on a deeper,
more emotional level since they're often distracted by what or
who is next.

Speaker 9 (41:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
I feel like before Clint that was probably the case.
Like I my entire life, I was always worried that
I was never gonna stay interested in one person until,
like Clint, I was like, yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
It, Sorr.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Yeah, because when you guys started and you're like, I know,
I know.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Yeah, adorable. Ye, the next one is the.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Maverick, I feel like maybe I'm more of this person.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Mavericks are self sufficient, want the best ale of life.
They tend to come across as confident and authentic. I
think that's true with I know bs attitude. That's definitely
U Sauce telling it like it is. They may have
a high bar, but they aren't trying to change someone
once they find them. Their relationships thrive when they live
independent lives and respect each other's interests, aspirations and boundaries.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
As I've gotten older, I think that's more of me
because I feel like when it came to dating, it's
it's not them trying to change you. I just know
your potential and I'm not trying to change that. I'm
just hoping that you figure it out and then we'll
be happy. Sure, I'm not like, you should wear different
clothes and you should do this and this and this.
I'm just kind of waiting around for you to figure
it out.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
I think it's fair to say, well, mavericks have a
hard time making room for others. They might write out
people quickly or make them prove themselves first. They struggle
being vulnerable, asking for help and communicating their needs. I
think I have a little bit of that in me too. Yeah,
Rose enough, I liked her for the longest time. She
still hasn't for at least the.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
First two years. And then there was you know, questionable
like year or so.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
In the middle concussion with the pillow and the that
really feel like, oh he hates me. Yeah, it happens.
Then there's the thinker. So thinkers tend to be vigilant
daters who are consistent, reliable, dependable, all qualities make a
long term partner. There's steady constant for the people they
care about, even when times are tough. They say thinkers
are good problem solvers. They say overthinking is their worst enemy,

(42:58):
though very risk adverse.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
This is me too, okay.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
They say thinkers may hold back out of fear of
making the wrong decision. Or incorrect move. Can I say
going through this, none of my exes stood out though
I wasn't. I never I couldn't plan out like one
of them was this versus that?

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Right any of your access pop up sauce where it's
like that's of them.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Not really, but I also haven't dated anybody. It's so long.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
It's fair.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah, that's why we're doing speed dating exactly.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
We should bring this up for the question, but by ways,
somebody did ask over text nine three three an example
of the questions on the sheets for speed dating.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Do you have this like a quick example?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Think that's the cool thing too, is like if you
don't know what to say, yeah, like they'll be questions
there so you can like kind of get the conversation
rolling a little bit.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
So I just have them all separated by different categories.
But like one is, if you could attend any fictional
event like a magic Ball of space adventure, a Superhero showdown,
which one would you pick and why? And be one
of Moustafar next week, what's the best weekend they've had
in the last year. I think that's just to get

(44:05):
to know like how like you lived, like like where
the bar's at for that? Are you your thoughts on
long distance relationships? And this is because it's gonna be
in Bethesda. The bridge to Virginia that is right there
is right there, Roel Arlington long distance hell like because
when I gave that guy when I lived in Bethes
the last year on a Friday, take me almost an

(44:25):
hour to get to his house and he lives like
he lived basically where I live now, so like I
get it. And then just stuff like that, like where
are you from religion originally? Are you more like a
city person? Mounts like just like your generic stuff? And
then I have to find one there two If you
get you want to the speed dating. The application process
ends on Wednesday, Hot ninety niney five dot com slash
dating use code internshon everything celebrities, sauce, hats or entertainment

(44:49):
and part coming next, what you got, prest This musician
is going to space.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm gonna tell you Hope plus your hoes, your tickets
hang on, got your tickets to Hosier in a second.

Speaker 12 (45:21):
But first, intern John, if your morning show's Million Dollar.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Winter is brought to you by a sorry law callar
nine right now gets into our exclusive million dollar party.
Give a chance to win one million dollars. So that
party goes down a week from today next Friday, public
bar in DuPont. You want to get in Caller nine,
good luck, let's do this. Everything is celebrity sauce has

(45:48):
or entertainment.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Of port what you got for us.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
The family of Michelle Trackenberg have the Kline an autopsy
for religious reasons, which is a common procedure following an
unexpected death. So she was found unconscious on Wednesday, warning
and unresponsive at her New York City apartment when her
mom you know found her client wood one. Foul play
is not suspected. She had recently gotten a liver transplant,
she was having a lot of health issues, and she

(46:11):
had been struggling in recent months. Is what her friends,
her family. She's very verbal about it, and it is
her family's right to wave the opshopsy. So her death
will rand a mystery. But I mean she's in the spotlight.
I think that's like, it's respectful. We don't need to
know to be fair. Hey, Kay Perry, she will rock
it into space on the next flight of Jeff Bezos's
Blue Origin. So this is the Blue Origins. Eleventh Human

(46:34):
Mission will be led by Jeff Beyonce Lauren Sanchez, So
Kay Perry will be part of an all female crew,
which I think is so cool. She'll be going along
with Gil King, you know, the CBS anchor, and there's
going to be you know, of course scientists on there too.
You know it's a space ship, but she's seas Instagram,
I can show all the youngest and most vulnerable amongst
us to reach for the stars, literally and figuratively. I

(46:56):
am honored to be among this diverse group of Splushed sisters.
A specific date has not been said yet, but it
is supposed to take off this spring, so it's coming up.
But I'll keep you updated and just timberly, like I
understand that we are not in Clumbus, Ohio, but he
has canceled another show in Columbus, Ohio. Second time. I
saw this all over social media last night, but basically,

(47:17):
he canceled the final concert of his North American tour
only minutes before showtime. Fans were already packed at the arena,
and he literally posted the announcement on Instagram. Apologized said, quote,
you guys, I'm heartbroken. I went to sound check battling
the flu. Now it's gotten the best of me. So
this was a makeup show from last year. It was
supposed to go down in October, same concert venue, everything,
but last time it was bronchitis and laryngitis. Tickets were refunded,

(47:41):
they will be if they haven't been yet, but Ohio
State students were eager to try to catch the concert
and they're saying that, oh, you can go to like
Europe and Latin America the summer and see him play
those festivals. But it's like, how are you.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I don't got money affording that.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Yeah, but that's just me. I feel like for something
watched this weekend The Cats. They're playing Lightning. That's going
down tomorrow on ESPN. A plus twelve more Goals about
you can needs to break that record. American Idol, It's
the season premiere on ABC on SAT. Sunday, SNL It's
Shane Gillis and Kate McGray on NBC, Suits Las on NBC,
Yellow Jackets on Showtime. The Oscars, The ninety seventh Annual

(48:16):
Wine is on ABC and Hulou on Sunday Severn. There's
a new episode out today on Apple to B Plus
and then uh wait, load this new episode on Sunday
on HBO. Thanks as welcome.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
If you need someone to listen to Gary Thoughts Shower
podcast satt, you can check itt Y miss radio dot com.

Speaker 12 (48:32):
Let's do this, inter John if your morning shows Million Dollar.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Winter brought to you by a Zari Live.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
If you find yourself needing a lawyer, nobody better than
our guys at a Zori Love Azari La LLC dot com.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Let me go in the district. Teresa, good morning.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
Oh my gosh, Hi, Hey, go through.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
Love you?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Who do you love the most? Teresa? And rank us
in order? Is us unless I'm first? And let's get
the question you know?

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Oh my gosh, no, Teresa.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
So would a million dollars make your life better? Teresa?

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (49:09):
I could set my door to college.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You could buy the college for a probably to Teresa,
My goodness, Teresa, hold one secret?

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Okay, okay, I love you guys, my man, my mann.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Well, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
This you call one second another chance to win a
Monday and then don't forget. Next Friday is the actual
party at publican keepont give me a lot of fun.
Let's do this. Hosier's coming Jiffy Lube. Getting you in
John's Little Secrets. That one thing you've been carrying around
you just won't get off your chest. Maybe somebody told
you the secret. You just want to tell somebody. Nothing
better than spilling tea, says I love spilling tea. It's fantastic.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Let's say it causes any more stress?

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Nah, Just won't you taste the hosier? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
What's your confession? What's your secret? Eight seven seven, nine
nine five four six eight one. That is the number
to call nine ninety three three eight number tax will
change your name, will change your voice. The best secret,
gonna see Kosuer. It's in turn Johnny Marshall. Closure, gonna
be a Jiffy lube. But we are getting you in
John's Little Secrets. What's the secret? You haven't told anybody?

(50:09):
You just want to get off your chest? Eight seven
seven four six eight one to call nine nine three
three eight to text, We change your name, We change
your voice, the best one going to the show, fake
name Mariah, Good.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Your confession involves your mom? What's going on?

Speaker 7 (50:28):
So?

Speaker 9 (50:29):
My my mom's in single for about five years, but
she's like the sweetest woman.

Speaker 7 (50:33):
She doesn't really date. She's just so.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
Focused on me in her career. But I just like
recently thought up she's like secretly hucking up with her coworker.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Oh than for her?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Oh her? Okay, yeah right, all.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
Right, for her?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Okay. Have you have you seen photos of the coworker?

Speaker 9 (50:56):
Yeah, they're Facebook friends.

Speaker 7 (50:57):
Okay, he's a looking guy.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Yeah, good, So we're happy there.

Speaker 9 (51:03):
Yes, I'm happy. He seems like a good guy.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
That's okay, all right, can't butt you in? Hold one second?

Speaker 7 (51:09):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
All right, your current leader, let's hear yours. What's your confession?
What's your secret?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Eight seven, seven, nine nine five four six eight one
to call nine ninety three three eight to text the
best one gonna see Hosier. It is Internson in your
morning show John's Little Secrets.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
What's your secret? What's your confession?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Eight seven, seven, nine nine five for six eight one
to call nine ninety three three eight to text, will
change your name, will change your voice like fake name, Lizzie.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
Good morning, Good morning. How are you?

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Your confession involves a bestie and a boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
What's going on?

Speaker 10 (51:47):
Oh my god, so my best friend just got back
with her boyfriend or actually just broke up with her boyfriend,
and she's just she's so depressed. It's like I'm depressed
because she's but I never liked her boyfriend, and so secretly,
inside I'm so happy and moving that he's out of

(52:11):
our circle.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Okay, does she know you weren't a fan or does
she You just gonna keep it to yourself and you're
happy for hers happy?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Okay, No, she had seen no idea.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Okay. So so when she told you, oh my god,
we broke up, you're like, oh no, that's so I
can't believe it.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
I'm so sorry, But.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Inside like, hell yeah, girl, it's about time.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Like I may never liked the guy. For her, it
really is the best.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Okay, all right, can I put you in hold one second? Sure, guys,
were this text real quick? So I texted Hi. There
was a mister brown stain on the white kitchen ceiling.
For years my family never figured out is from my
Cocamento's volcano going wrong.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
My biggest secretself outside it's science. Baby bake name Brittany,
good morning, Good morning, hey girl, what's your secret?

Speaker 13 (53:08):
So I recently switched career fields from the restaurant industry
to working in marketing. Sure, And when I was interviewing
for this job, I basically completely lied about all of
my qualifications and like knowing how to do spreadsheets and stuff,
and I got the job. And now anytime they asked
me to do something, I basically either watch a YouTube

(53:31):
video or ashtat GDT to walk me through it.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I mean, do you think, Brittany, as long as you're
getting the work.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Done, like you're teaching yourself.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah, it's kind of like how long you have the job?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Okay, if nobody's figured it out, do you know, I
think you're probably fine.

Speaker 13 (53:50):
It's working so far, regular.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Job, amensis. Hold on one second, you're in the running.
I think that's fantastic. I think we're qualified for this shop.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
You listen to the show, My goodness, let me go, kelousy,
do you want a voice change or no?

Speaker 9 (54:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Hold on? Hold on? Ha there we got allright? Can't there?
We got?

Speaker 14 (54:09):
Kelsey says, So, actually, I'm not this bag girl no
more so.

Speaker 13 (54:15):
I used to.

Speaker 14 (54:15):
I did an kitchen internship at Yogaville. It's in Buckingham, Virginia.
I don't know if anybody knows anything about that place.
It's like a meditation retreat. So I met this guy
and you're not supposed to like touch hands, not log
him nothing, but I reeled him in and we were in
this kitchen internship together and then we would secretly hook

(54:35):
up in the cooler. But then I forgot that I
secretly also, you send to take my chains money like
you would get like twenty dollars and quarters legit at
the end of the month to like be able to
do your laundry.

Speaker 8 (54:47):
And then I would text my friend Megan and.

Speaker 14 (54:49):
Then she would I mean, I probably can't say this,
but she would send miracle I'm sorry, medical marijuana nice
to the ashrub secretly, and then me and friends would
go fight in the bushes and then go smoke and
then come back yoga, living, Yoga to life.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I never told anybody about and Kelsey, we will tell anybody,
So don't worry about that.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
But a kitchen internship, Yeah, I was like, what does
that ask?

Speaker 3 (55:21):
What's what's a kitchen intern ship?

Speaker 14 (55:24):
So when I it's a three month program, there's also
one you can work on the farm, and I said, yogaville.
So you first to the light program, which is a month,
and then you can stay, which I did, and it's
a three month and program to like learn to like
like cook like vegan and vegetarian, you know, so.

Speaker 15 (55:42):
I did, like like my intermeals were like foe and
I cooked like two hundred people and like me my
own bread and actually set an alarm off in the Austron,
which was really funny.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Now one second you were in the running point didn't
know there's a kitchen try ship.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
And the more you know, I didn't know yoga mill
was the thing I didn't either.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Sounds like a fun time. Yeah, let me go. Fake
name Abby, Good morning, Good morning. Your confashion is what?

Speaker 7 (56:19):
When I was in I ran my brother over with
a golf cart. Everyone thinks it was an accident, and
it wasn't like a little golf cart. It was like
a Kawasaki heavy cart. He had just got a brand
new mountain bike and I had thought, man, let me
just tap the back of his tire. It'll be fine,
it would just be fun, sibling love. And he went

(56:42):
under the kawasaki and we had a friend run from
the barn picked the kawasaki up so he could get
out from under the kawasaki. He blew his back out
and then my brothers. I don't know if this makes sense,
but my brother had jeans on and his pockets were
like laying down.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
I'm sure now, Fake Abby, how they think was an
accident because that's and they think you're a horrible driver
and you've popped upon nowhere?

Speaker 7 (57:08):
Yeah, they think I like hit, Uh you meant to
go forward instead of reverse.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
How old were you?

Speaker 7 (57:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:17):
How old are you?

Speaker 7 (57:20):
I was seventeen, he was thirteen.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Okay, okay, May one second, you're in the area. It's
going a little bit of a bump.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Judge Love fake named Tina, Good morning, Good morning, I
go your con fashion.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
What you got for us?

Speaker 11 (57:36):
I am currently twenty eight weeks pregnant and my parents
don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
With a baby. Oh my gosh, with the baby? Have
you kept that secret?

Speaker 13 (57:47):
They live in a different state, and we only get
together like every couple of months or every couple of weeks.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
We mean, and we have avoided all of this.

Speaker 5 (57:56):
Okay, are you just going to show me your house
with a baby one day?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
That's what it's gonna ask.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
I think.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
So, I'm not not entirely sure how it's going to
go down.

Speaker 7 (58:05):
But sure it's been fun.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
Okay, that's exciting. Do we have a name picked out,
Fake d'antina.

Speaker 7 (58:12):
Well, we're keeping the entire thing a surprised, so we
don't even know what the sex is at all.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
We don't.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
We're trying to.

Speaker 9 (58:18):
Pick out memes.

Speaker 7 (58:19):
I'm thirty, so it's not even like we have two
other kids too.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Okay, okay, okay, all right, Fake d'antina. One second, you're
in the running. Vote you're a favor over Text Goodness.
Nine eight. The uh days are counting down. So next
Wednesday is the deadline to enter sauces speed Dating event.
If you have been burned by online dating the last
however many years has been, or if you just want

(58:44):
to come out and kind of meet new people, this
is the perfect place to do it. So the kind
of the reason was this, Sauce wanted to do something
different for people because everybody online dating is the worst.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
We're just tired, we're burnout, and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
And it's expensive. Yeah, I can't keep selling feet picks,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I mean this subscriptions just to see who like you.
I mean, it's like they shadow be on people so
that you pay. It's just it's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
Yeah, I mean I told you like it was tender
a while ago where it's had one hundred plus matches. Yeah,
I couldn't see it until I paid for it. I'm like,
what the hell is the point of Well.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
That's the same thing. It's like, ooh, five hundred singles
in the area of swipe right on you and I'm like, cool, dang.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah that it's like, all right, that's get.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
To say kind of day or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
So this isn a cool thing at Caddies and Bethesa.
It's going down March thirteenth. If you want to be
a part of it, you have to submit application. And
the reason we're doing that is because Maryland a single
social club. They're going to go through make sure all
the applications are legit, make sure that they think people
are compatible. Everything's gonna be safe. Yeah, it's going to
be a lot of fun. So we're gonna go to
Caddies on that Thursday, has some drinks. There's a great

(59:44):
chance of sauce, get behind the bar.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Yeah, it's very good chance.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
They always happens, yes, and then has some some food
and then you sit down a table with somebody for
like three to five minutes. You talk a little bit
sauce of a list of like questions that you can
ask somebody, and the bell rings and you rotate over.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Yeah, which is very exciting. Eric and I have been
volunt told that we're.

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
Going to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
My my only class is I want to sit next
to Eric.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
I don't think I want to hear him spit game.
Be paying attention to who's in front of you, but they'll.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Have to steal my attention. Can you steal my attention
from Eric? Is that apple of my eye?

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
You're sending them up for failure already, I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Said, me for failure, them up for failure. No, no, no,
I think that's I think that's gonna be fun. Well,
and you said that you've seen like they've been shared
with you the applicants.

Speaker 4 (01:00:29):
Yeah. So the applicants are all beautiful women and I'm
some some people have d me to let me know
what they apply and like everybody's gorgeous.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Any hot dudes dudes? Okay, cool? Any hot dudes? I
can be friends? What you think?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Sure? I mean, anyone can be friends.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I'm trying to get some more hot dude friends. Yeah,
man kind of like thee.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
I would love more hot dudes as friends too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Well, yet me here, so you can't beat that. You're
welcome your friend. Okay, No, you're such an idiot. I
know he's so dumb because you're dumb the way you text.
Sometimes you're so I was because people will joke like
you and saw. She really tried to get like, do

(01:01:11):
you know how quickly one of us will be arrested?
This was texting me yesterday about Okay, was text me
about the speed any thing and said, hey, just see, no,
I don't want to do speed dating. I was like,
what do you mean? It's like, I don't want to
do the speed anything. I was like, what do you mean, Shelby.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I was explaining it to you because people keeping me
and saying I should do it. And I was explaining
to you if somebody asked what you can say, and
my reasoning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
You didn't say you didn't want to be part of
the dating thing. I was like, yo, already doing the event.

Speaker 8 (01:01:40):
And that's when I said that I would automatically assume.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
I was just like, no, we're already doing the event.
I'm saying I don't want to be in the she's
posting she doesn't want to. I am your host.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Sure, so that's why I said to you, and I quote,
I'm going to read you tomorrow. How this combo sounds.
And then further illustrated. If you were a dude, a
roundhouse kick you so much, even in jeans, people would
be like, Wow, what a great roundhouse kick, to wich Sap.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
That's like what makes you wake up in the morning
to try to do a good roundhouse kick, to which.

Speaker 3 (01:02:09):
Sauce replied, I hope you trip and stub your toe
when you walk in.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
The door, which I thought was very nice because that
wasn't threatening violence on you. That was just you hurt
yourself from being stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Sure, And then I replied, I hope you have a
nightmare about oversleeping to wich Sauce that I do all
the time and every time I died dramatically to make
your life more difficult.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Which is fair? How is that fair? Because you'd have
to probably host the vigil because my parents would be
so sad, That's true. It would probably be somewhere very
public that I would die, so that you have to
pass it all the time and see my little cross up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yeah, I'd be like, uh, let's be honest, we didn't
think she'd make it this far. Yeah, it's kind of
like this is a house money at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
It probably pretty big news, Like it would just be everywhere,
like like we watched the news every morning. I would
be on your TV. If constantly we had.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Green Day play you out, that was the time of
your life. Would be the song that we'd put you.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I think my dad would actually like swing on you
if you played Green Day at my funeral.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I want to let you down one last time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Yeah, no, I think he would actually, No, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
What you're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
The votes coming in, by the way, fake name Abby
and the golf cart run over your brother, you and
the Hosier tickets.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Okay, oh my god, thank you one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Second, girl, get all your information. D did dirty elbows
in minutes your weekend roll outlets to this. Nelly's coming

(01:03:38):
in Jiky Lube.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Sign tell me that signed real quick.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Is very inappropriate time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
I can't say that ties you way to sign.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Yeah, that's very If you want to see Nellie at
jiky Lube, call me eight seven seven nine nine five
four six eight one Good life. Got your headline of
the day coming next. If you want to get revenge
on X, maybe do this first. Go in Joppa Town, Taylor,
Good morning, Hi, Good morning Friday.

Speaker 13 (01:04:13):
It was going really bad because I'm running so late
for work.

Speaker 9 (01:04:16):
Traffic's horrible and I just got through the courthouse one
then I won.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
So I'm going to bop that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
It is good. Now did we oversleeve?

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Taylor?

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Was his traffic is bad? And that's all related?

Speaker 7 (01:04:26):
Oh no, I have children that just don't like to get.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Riding to Nelly.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Okay, I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
One second, we'll get your info. SA sent me this
for your headline to day. The best headline last twenty
four hours. It's kind of amazing. Florida woman admits the
vandalizing X's vehicle, but she got the wrong car.

Speaker 10 (01:04:50):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
Fortunately and if you look at the photo the vehicle
she did stam So. This woman's arrested Wednesday after mistakenly
vandalized in the vehicle she thought belonged to her ex
boyfriend in the police apartment. In a release, Deputy, do
you say they responded to vandalism? Should be vandalism call
overnight and a young woman's spray painting vehicle. Now the
vehicle appears to be like I think it's a BMW perhaps,

(01:05:12):
and it's black and the spray paint is white. Okay,
I can see devil on there. I can see smiley
faces on there. It is all over. Upon arrival, the
deputy's kind a woman identified as Evelina as she's eighteen
years old, and a sixteen year old girl. They had
yellow spray paint cans in yell spray paint on their sweatpants. Yeah,
so could be inside jab may they're set up? When

(01:05:36):
question the eighteen year old minute she was upset with
the ex boyfriend, decided to spray paint and throw eggs
at the car, throwing eggs.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
Growing red right now, what did he do wrong? Golly?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Unfortunately, the vehicle in question belonged to a neighbor, not
her ex boyfriend. I'm gonna get this out there. I
would think, you know, your ex's car got too yeah, yeah,
like and perhaps like look in the window, Oh, that's
their their charging cord there, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
That's a also.

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Just waits to get back by, like not vandalizing, like
you just be happy, like move on and be happy. Yeah,
that's a good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
So it turned out the car's actual owner had just
parked across the street late, leaking to the misunderstanding. The
damage of the car is up to five thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Deputies also explained they caught the women with two open
cans of four loco and playing views.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
That could be that makes sense. Yeah, everything makes sense now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Yeah, so they've been facing charges of criminal mischieff Yeah,
it's not good. So they also foun an empty bottle
crown youreby?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Oh they were having a whole night.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Yeah, I mean it's a vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Certainly, that could be why you didn't know whish cars.
That makes sense now if you want to see the
photos come up on social at why miss radio? Why
is he getting packages delivered for another woman?

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Is he sheeting war? The roses comes next? Hay on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
I know you guys told me not to say it.
I had to the birthday to my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
I know you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Guys did not want me to celebrate this last time ever.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Tell you did not say happy birthday to the paginater.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
I know it's a birthday today, very excited birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
Hope my dad has something nice planned?

Speaker 8 (01:07:09):
You better have you did you have plans to call
your mother?

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
I'll call every day every other day.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Did you send her a birthday car or a birthday present?

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Yes? I got nice sharpenod.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yes, that's very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
What's that look for.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
I'm just saying, oh, okay, I call my mom every
other day. That's good. It's really sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
People thinking about my mom's guilt factors. I hear her
voice in my head every day I don't call her,
so it's just like it's like she's always there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
Beautiful. So birthday my mom and my aunt Sheila.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Birthday as well birthday Birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
If you miss aing today's show, make sure you get
the podcast Sauce Day Parts Day Show What you Got.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
I'm probably talking more about the sauceage feeding event. More
people are asking questions and signing up, and then we're
getting an idea of who's going to be there. Suvery exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Sure, how about you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
I really enjoyed secret like.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
The coke staying on the ceiling, the run over your brother.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Yeah well yeah yeah, this casual thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Anything you miss you get the podcast, just search intern
Johnny Morning Show wherever you listen.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Rose has three things you need to know. Come to
what you Got.

Speaker 8 (01:08:10):
We're going to talk about the White House.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Easter egg roll they got wore the rosies in less
than three minutes from the city that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Changes the world. Pierced Rose with three things you need
to know.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
For your Friday. Rose you got for us.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
Montgomery County is expanding its security camera incentive program, so
it is being opened up to residents and businesses county
wide after initially being offered in high crime areas. So
the county will reimburse residents up to two hundred and
fifty bucks for a single camera, but businesses in places
of worship can get the same deal fro up to
five cameras, and those who take the cash have to
register their camera with county police. So far, nearly five

(01:08:45):
hundred camera owners have signed up for this program, which
is pretty cool. So Dylla's Airport and Reagan National Airport
had a combined fifty three point forty three million passengers
in twenty twenty four, which is a record high for
the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority. Both airports at individual records
as well. Total passenger traffic at both airports combined was

(01:09:06):
up five point eight percent from twenty twenty three.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Now most of the.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
Increase was at dulls because they gained six new airlines.
They added more flights last year, so that'll make sense.
So if you're like, well, these airports are busy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
Yeah they were.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
And the annual White House Easter egg Roll has been announced.

Speaker 8 (01:09:24):
It will be held on April.

Speaker 5 (01:09:26):
Twenty, first Easter Monday, and First Lady Milania Trump actually
announced that date yesterday. So tickets are free to anyone
attending with children under thirteen and can't be requested through
a lottery, which will open Tuesday, March fourth. It goes
until March tenth, that's a Monday. And if you want
to volunteer, you can also apply Aline. I put all
this information up why miss radio dot com. Now, Traditionally

(01:09:47):
the White House has used real eggs for the event.
They haven't said if they are going to continue using
pre eggs or an alternative because thix are just so expensively,
but I do know a lot of people have been
joking about dying hatoes this year instead of eggs. I
did find a cheaper and more delicious alternative. It's marshmallows,
specifically jumbo marshmallows, and I have it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
Yeah, and it looks really cute and you.

Speaker 8 (01:10:11):
Could eat it tastes better than pizza in my opinions.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Yeah, I have how you can do that ymssradio dot com.
If you want to check it out. I'm Rose. Those
are the three things you up today. Thank you, Rose,
You're welcome. The deadline is Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Sauces speed dating, So if you are trying and get
back out there, even just trying to meet people in general,
this is an idea to kind of break the monotony
of downloading an app.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
Yeah, going on the app and then question.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, waiting five hours for response and yadyada. The idea
is so March thirteenth, Caddies on Cordelle and Bethesa. We're
gonna do the event. You're gonna sit across table from
a stranger for like five minutes. There's questions in the
taileaking asks, the bell rings rotate to the next person.
It's be a lot of fun. Fine, Yes, it's a
great environment. Caddies is great, so face is kind of
hanging out. If you want to do this, you have

(01:10:59):
to get your application in by next Wednesday, by March fifth,
Hot ninety nine to five dot com slash dating. When
you click the link, use code intern John Than the
folks at Maryland. It singles social club to go through.
They vet to make sure there's like potential matches, to
make sure everything is safe and good to go, and
then like worst case scenario, it's a Thursday, you came
out for some drinks, you hang out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
You make new friends.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Yeah, it's just something different to do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Because also, like everybody that's there is there for the
same reason that you are, So even if you don't
vibe romantically, you still could become friends. D percent and
we're all there, so we're already friends. So it's gonna
be fun. It'll be a little bit different than normal
speed dating where you're going into a completely unknown environment,
but we're going to be there absolutely, so I think
it'll be a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
When you've said you've seen some of the applications and
very attractive people.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Yes, very tried people. I'm very excited and I'm hoping
that this leads to something long term. And I said
yesterday that would ordain your wedding, sure if you wanted that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Well, this is a fact that only hot people listen
to the show. That is a fact, And like I'll
let you in right now, little secret. We actually put
something in the radio waves block it from ugly people.
So like, if you're an ugly person and you're trying
to listen to the show, this is what you hear,
you hear, this just doesn't connect. That's what we do.
So Luckily, though, if you're hearing this right now, you

(01:12:13):
know you're an attracted.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Person, so you're welcome totally well unknown.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
In fact, if you want to apply hot ninety niney
five dot com slash dating use code interns John, you
have until a next Wednesday. Also, if you know a
guy friend that needs to do this, but it's a
little bit too stupid to apply, because let's be honest,
my god, I can say this as a dude, these
are a little bit stubborn when comes this up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Have to be fair. I did have a lot of
men yesterday when I posted it on my Instagram message
me and just ask for more details than just taking
it face value, and so I think that helped them
apply because those guys did end up applying, So I
know that it's not I just think that for men
like women, I feel like it's always more women that
sign up for this kind of stuff, But I do
think that men are just more skeptical about it, and
that's okay to the fellas.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Let me just say this, it's basically going to be
you guys hang out, Me and Eric at a bar
talking girls who want to talk to Yeah, that's like,
in its essence, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
So there's no guessing. It's like everybody's there coming.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Well, you're probably gonna do on a Thursday night if
you do go on Thursdays anyway, So why not just
do it and make some connections that could lead to something.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Hot ninety nine to five dot com, slash dating, use
code intern john and maybe one day you could be
on War of the Roses Suck Johnny Marty showed it's
War of the Roses. Annie turns you on in your
morning show, Ellie. Let me recap this. You and Andrew

(01:13:33):
have been together for a little over two months, met
on Tinder, had a couple of weeks in the according phase,
beneficial for about those two months, so it's the mutual idea.
The reason we're here doing War of the Roses, though,
is the last five days you've been dogs sitting at
Andrew's house. Everything's been fine. He's out of town for
work for the next two days. What first peaked your
interest is there are some packages delivered to his place

(01:13:56):
Amazon packages addressed to somebody named Abigail, which is odd
because Andrew's place is a bringing new build, bringing new
building me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Nobody else lived there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Before curiosity got the best of you opened up some
of the packages, I have some wine, realized there was
intimate wear inside the packages.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
That's kind of where we're at. Is that fair?

Speaker 9 (01:14:16):
That is fair?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
You mentioned you've done some snooping around the house. Nothing
else really stands out. Have we cross referenced his social
media with somebody named Abigail?

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
Is he following in?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Abigail is from Abigail following him? I have not, okay, okay.
Do you have your friends met him?

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Okay, okay, you like him?

Speaker 9 (01:14:40):
Yeah, okay, okay, I'm surprised. I'm really surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
I'm hoping it's something else, but honestly sure.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
And then I guess my final question is how long
were you single prior to you guys dating?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
How long was he single?

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
I was single for almost to hear, and he's been
single for probably two years.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
I think okay, that's fair, So us to this, we'll
call them sausa call from the flower company. Off from
the roses. They should go to you, especially because your
house sitting for them kind of makes sense. If they
go to you, we'll put them on hold. See what
you want to do. We can hang up or whatever.
If they go to Abigail, we'll getson answers for you. Okay, okay,
one second, trying to think of any logical reason why

(01:15:24):
that would be Yeah, AMAZONI I type in the address.
It's like a very deliberate yeah thing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Andrew speaking who him a Namasori.
I'm calling you from YMS Flowers, and you actually won
our weekly contest. It's a dozen round roses. You can
send them wherever you want. Uh So, I just want
to make sure that we could get them out as
soon as possible. So congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
Is this some sort of scam where some where a
good charge of million dollars later? No, we don't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
No, we don't need your credit card info or anything.
It's totally free. It's a it's a contest that you entered.
At least we have your info here and we're just
trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Get our no credit card, no credit card at all.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
No, it's a contest there. There's no fee to pay
to enter it, so it's totally free. We're just trying
to get our flowers out there in the community. But
if you did want to send them around the country,
we could do that too. We're just in new local
flower shops. So maybe you've seen I mean, you had
to have seen our QR codes and like posters around town. Yeah,

(01:16:34):
it's okay, okay, I'll buy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
It to give any credit card information.

Speaker 4 (01:16:38):
Yeah, totally free. We just we want you to like
love the product and everything, and then hopefully you come back.
That's the whole theory that at least I came up with.
But maybe I'm wrong, but I think you're gonna love them.
They're gorgeous. But if you do end up coming back,
we're going to make a whole folder for you and everything. So, Andrew,
who do you want to send them to?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Can you send them to Nick Nicole?

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
Nick Nicole or Nick No no no sorry Nicole Nicole, Nicole,
n I c O L E Yes by cool.

Speaker 8 (01:17:07):
These are red roses.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
I just want to remind you because sometimes people send
them to like their mom and it's it's kind of
weirds and they're like oh I didn't realize they're red.
But what is she to you? Your mom? Sister, girlfriend,
a friend, a friend, friend, a friend?

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
It could turn to something more, who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Okay, so like dating. Okay, I'll put romantic, you know,
just so that if you come back and you're like,
let's get Nicole flowers, we're like, oh, how to go?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Where to go? Is your girlfriend?

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Sounds good? And could you put there? You are more?
Thanks for being better in person?

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Thanks for being better in person?

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yes, okay, so you are better in person? That's better.
You are better?

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
You are better in person? Okay, what girl?

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Wait? Hello? Who is this?

Speaker 9 (01:18:02):
Oh it's Ellie?

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Yeah, where are you going on?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
You work at the flower shop?

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Now that yeah, that's fairy angew My name is interns John.
I got sauce and Rose here as well. We are
doing a war of the roses on the show. I
need you to know that that is your girlfriend in
current dog sitter, Ellie.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Who is Nicole? And why are you sending her romantic roses?

Speaker 10 (01:18:27):
A friend?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
She's going through a hard time. And okay you're up?

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
Sure and you met yeah you met this friend online?

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Where that's who lie?

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Social media I forget now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
Yeah one on Google? Just happy to be in the
same Google page.

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
Maybe, Actually, why is the message you're better in person
instead of like, hope things get better for you?

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Well your curse, you know? Tureau?

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Okay, me let me let me up the auntie her Andrew,
who is Abigail? And why is she sending underwear to
your house?

Speaker 9 (01:19:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
Yeah, that's kind of what I thought. Who is Abigail? Yeah,
don't play dumb idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
God, we're getting packages addressed to Abigail. I'm letting it go,
letting her go.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Finally, they steal packages where she leaves, so she asked
me to do her Wait.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Wait, wait, wait wait wait, let's assume me telling the truth.
So where does Abigail live and how do you know her?
She goes, Hey, can I send my underwear to your house?

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
I was a friend.

Speaker 7 (01:19:39):
She's in the hood.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
It's bad over there. They still packages all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Yeah, unbelievable.

Speaker 7 (01:19:49):
Is unbelievably nice that I'm doing this for.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Flower in this.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Case the easter too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
But the sauceage questioned, Andrew, how do you Abigail?

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Who did I meet her? I've met assume my friend Tommy.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
Okay, well, I came out with.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Your friends, and I've never met an Abigail close enough
to you that she sends her panties and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
You can't say that word.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
That word. But also, yes, wait, there was a I
didn't know that was from there. He excited.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
I know what you like, and this lngaray and these
boys are exactly what you like.

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
I wait, wait, wait, wait, can I ask Ellie and
that Okay, Ellie, I need to ask a question. I
need you a tiptoe around the answer. You mentioned there
was a male pendage scent. You're saying that Andrew. That's
for Andrew word.

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
No, yes, well I don't know where else she'd be putting.

Speaker 10 (01:20:55):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
The roses cretic edited broadcasts with permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Want and more roses, go to ymsradio dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Next Wednesday is the deadline to submit sauces speed Dating
going down Caddies in Bethesda March thirteenth. If you've not
had the best luck with the apps recently, you just
want to get out meet some new people, We're doing it. Yes,
submit your application by March fifth, So by March fifth,
Hot ninety nine five dot com slash Dating use code

(01:21:29):
intern John huge thanks to the Maryland Singles Social Club.
They're the ones going through. They're vet making sure everything's
good to go. And the idea is gonna be a Thursday.
We're gonna have some al like drink, some food, a
chance to meet new people, hang with us and hopefully
find love. So hot ninetiey five dot com slash dating
use code intern John. The deadline is submit your application

(01:21:51):
is next Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Let's do this.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
Everything.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Celebrity Sauce has entertainment report what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
The family Michelle Kachnberg declined an autopsy for religious reasons,
which is common procedure following unexpected death. So she was
found unconscious and unresponsive on Wednesday in her New York
City apartment when her mother called. Now on one, foul
play is not suspected, and my source as saying that
you know, she hadn't sick, she had that liver transplant,
and it is the family's right to wave the autopsy,

(01:22:20):
especially when she's such a public figure, like yeah, like
we don't need to like that's on them. Especially religious
reasons completely understandable, So the cause of death will remain
a mystery. But again she had just gotten a liver
transplant and she was very sick. So yeah, Katy Perry
will rock it into space on the next play of
Jeff Bezos's Blue Origin. So this will be the eleventh

(01:22:41):
human mission for Blue Origin, and it will be led
by Jeff's Beyonce Lauren Sanchez. This will be the first
ever all female crew, along with CBS anchor Gail King,
to go on this kind of trip for the Blue Origin,
so it will be a five female crew, which is
pretty sick, Katie wrote Instagram. So I can show all
the youngest, most vulnerable among us to reach the stars

(01:23:03):
literally and figuratively. I am honored to be among this
diverse group of celestial sisters. So a specific date has
not been set, but it is supposed to be in
the spring. So I think that's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
I mean, I would be.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
Really scared, but good for Justin. Timerlake has flaked on Columbus,
Ohio for a second time. I saw this all over
TikTok yesterday, so hence why I know we're on Columbus.
But basically, he canceled the final concert of his North
American tour only minutes before showtime, which I understand things
come up. They're saying that he was very sick, but

(01:23:36):
of course, you know, it was all over TikTok Oliver
Instagram saying if you were like, I'm I'm you know, upset,
but he said, you guys have heartbroken. I went to
soundcheck battling the flu and now it's gotten the best
of me unquote. So this show that was supposed to
be yesterday was a makeup show for last year, and
he postponed that concert in Octobers he had bronchitis and larondretis,

(01:23:57):
which you know, he is a singer that makes sense
to gets will be refunded. And Ohio State students said
that they can catch him in like over the summer
when he's in Europe and Latin America, which I'm like,
you're in college, how can you? How can you afford that?
But yeah, so people were saying, just catch him aways
on tour this summer, but he's scheduled to play a
bunch of festivals over the summer, so that's what they're

(01:24:19):
talking about. But tickets. But I'm like, okay, I feel
like for something watching it, or this weekend the Capitals
are playing Lightning tomorrow. You can watch it on ESPN Plus.
Ovechkin still has twelve more goals to reach that record,
which is so break the record, which is so exciting.
American Idol is Sunday ABC. It's the premiere s and
Now will have Shane Gillis and t McGray on NBC.

(01:24:40):
Suits LA's on NBC, Yellow Jackson Showtime the Oscars going
down this weekend. You can watch it on ABC and
Hello Severance has a new episode out tonight on Apple
TV Plus and then White Lois is on HBO. Thanks
as You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
We need something to listen to you Our Thoughts Shower
podcast out y Miss radio dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Let me get to this next for your Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
How many minutes a hot dog takes off of your
life less than three minutes away at Internshohn in your
morning show. I've said this a couple of times, but
we're here for a good time, not a long time.
And to our friends in the science community, sometimes we
don't want to know how much time is taking off
our lives. We do fun things. But here we are
University of Michigan, which whatever they think they put out

(01:25:21):
like how much minutes or how many minutes your life
you lose when you have certain foods, including chicken wings. Nope,
you can cut off three and a half minutes per wing,
depending on how the wing is.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
You know why, because it takes so long to eat
around the chicken boone.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
That's fair, that's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Why.

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
I think it's probably because of like the fat content
and that kind of stuff. Why are you tell us
a soft drink a soda if you will come show
your life by twelve minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
If it's got sugar in.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
It per soft drink? Yeah, yeah, that's why. I mean,
I don't drink a lot of soda, But that's why
this That.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Kind of makes sense. But I'm assuming this is also
like if you don't do anything else to come correct.
Yeah right, I mean cured meats like pershudout could cost
you twenty four minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
No, come on now, four minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
A serving of cheese can take off more than a
minute of a healthy license.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
That is.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
It is pizza Friday, Oh man, A double cheeseburger can
steal under nine minutes of your life.

Speaker 7 (01:26:18):
Double che Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
The worst may be hot dogs. Each one can cut
off thirty six minutes. Joey, joey chessunstead, so keep that
down there, you go Heavy Friday. Oh my god, it's
an intern Johnny Morny Show. Anything you miss Say, if
you miss War the Roses, if you miss Secrets, if

(01:26:42):
you miss the update on sauceage speeding. Get the podcast.
Just search interns on your morning show, wherever you listen
to podcast

Speaker 8 (01:26:50):
In your morning showart Radio

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

On Purpose with Jay Shetty

24/7 News: The Latest

Crime Junkie

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}That Time We Found Out What You Were Caught Doing

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}On Purpose with Jay Shetty

24/7 News: The Latest

Crime Junkie

All Episodes

That Time We Found Out What You Were Caught Doing

On Purpose with Jay Shetty