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March 21, 2025 87 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And you're a morning show and a happy Friday friend.
Welcome to the show. I'm sad to report there's a
trader among our ranks. I'll get to that in the moment.
First Sauce, Hello, good morning, Rose High, Hi, Eric Hoodie,
sever all here nine ninety three three eight to text
eight seven seven nine ninety five four six one to
call DJ Dirty Elbows in eight your weekend rollout, you

(00:22):
post malone tickets seven thirty five. It's a sad day.
Shelby Sauce has turned her back on the fine people
of Maryland.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I have Marylyn resident in four years.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
She's always been a Maryland girly, always.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Been No, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Switch sides? And is the v a girley hoodie? You
solar for of us? You're from southern Virginia. That's like
a different say Virginia. Yeah, that's a different center Virginia
two point zero. You know, well she now has this
license license. You want to show it? No, you want
sure number. You're proud of my brother. It's a start

(01:01):
you start with and a I.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Don't know it's so it's in that.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Bag of have you seen the photo yet?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
And she said, I looked good, and I said, okay,
compare it to my Georgia license, like that was good?
And she said, honestly, yeah, and the woman was lovely.
But I don't know if I believe her and if.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I new nose right this one. Yes, okay, look at
that very exciting.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
So I did get to keep my Georgia license.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's good. Now, Oh you know, yeah, probably can tell
you any one, right, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
They also give you a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'll just show you. Okay, all right, we're sure that. Meanwhile,
it's now that the sauce is of Virginia, gal what
she needs to start doing differently? I mean, Maryland's all
with crabs, So what's Virginia?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
I shall say.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I was talking to Katy yesterday. I'm like, I don't
even know what Virginia is known for. Maryland people proud, Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
There's wine newsas music, lover I.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Don't know, because every guy that lives in Arlington that's
single is not a lover boy.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah, well lover boy is different than.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Arlington men are known for just not like being mature men.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
But that's also like not really Virginia though.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, this is my temporary Well are we going to
post this it okay, the only thing. Okay, So I
will say that I think that since everyone's trying to
get their real ID before May, because you have to
have it before the first week of May. Uh, it
was just really difficult after I got strapped throat to

(02:24):
reschedule my appointment. Sure, so I ended up driving out
to Culpepper, which is over an hour from Arlington, and
it was actually really nice. It was a nice drive
and you know, got on sixty six. It was chill,
and it was like I got to learn a little
bit more about that part of Virginia because I actually
out there and the signals sold it out there.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I was like, oh, so, you know, I'm like testing
it out. Did it was a It was a really
nice drive back there. I didn't hit any traffic.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Cool. And I literally walk in and I was confused
because it said to text number and then the number
didn't work my text and I was like, this is right.
So I walk in and says you have to check
in either way, and so when I scanned the number
when he checked in, I got a number that way.
And then I wait line check in with this woman.
She's like what number. Did they text you when you
scan the QR code? And I told her and she said, okay, great,

(03:11):
and she gave me this like form to fill out.
So I ran to the bathroom because I, you know,
have been out all day and I come out and
they had just called my number. Oh so I never
even had to sit down.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
No, no, no, this was good.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
No didn't I didn't even have to like have the
form filled out yet. And the woman was so helpful.
My appointment was at two o'clock. I left the what
do they call it here the DMV correct because in
Maryland called the NBA the dmv U. I left it
two forty I was only there for forty minutes, and
that most of that time I was like either in
line checking in or I was talking to the woman

(03:47):
and I you know, reached for my car and I
got my license done and we had an issue because
of my name, per usual. So uh, basically, I bought
my car in Virginia in twenty twenty one, and so
I said that I had never been a Virginia resident,
but since I had temporary tags in Virginia, and I
literally did not think about this because you know, I'm
not a real adult, but I don't think that most
adults anyway would have thought about that. But they kept

(04:08):
saying double account, and she said, well, what was your
address when you lived here? I was like, I've never
lived in Virginia, like ever, and then anyway, so they
ended up making a new profile and like overriding it.
So she's like, hopefully you actually get in the mail
because that was a whole process I've never had to
do before.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
And I was like, oh, thank you God, so so far,
so good being a Virginia Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, it was a it was a really chill DMV
experience because the last time I got a new license,
I was in Georgia and it was during the pandemic
and I had a way outside for two hours in
line because but now you have to make an appointment
on line and then that you could try to get
online on their website, but it's like nearly impossible, and
my aunt just didn't seem to believe me about that.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Here's the thing. If this were a video game, getting
sauced to be a Virginia girls on difficult. If Hoody
can make Eric a Virginia boy, that's level expert. Yes,
I mean, he's yea Eric did come to hide last week.
You were so surprised. Ye fair towards Eric.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
He did even DJ Rise text me and said, I'm
surprise air across the bridge he did, Eric, thank you
for coming. It was very fun. So yeah, it was.
It was a nice DMV experience. And I know that
everyone that I told that was in Cold Pepper to
get my license thought that was insane. I'm like, okay,
or I could wait two months?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, so why.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Well, why not just get it over with? And I
was in and out and the woman was so nice,
and they have a giant stuff bear that you get
to look at while you're waiting.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
So we're going to say cuddle with.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Because I guess they put out like new plates. So
they put these like bears in all the DMVs and
they now dress it up so it's stress for spray.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Maybe I'll can get a cool customized license plate and
a bear.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
They're like, what license plates do you want to want
to pick? We have two hundred and fifty and I
was like I just looked at her and I was like,
I don't know what do you recommend? And she's like, well,
I don't know what are you into? And I was like,
looking at all the license plates behind her, I was like,
just give me the normal one. I can't think otherwise
that forty like thirty five minutes, I memorized my license plate.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So yeah, say here Vampire. Well welcome Virginia.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Anyway, it was a great day yesterday and the weather
was lovely and I'm glad that got over.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Well up to down with me, you know. The Rose
says the three things detail, Camo what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
We are talking about the cherry blossoms.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
They are moving right along.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Give me about three minutes. An intern Johnny maryshow well
as today.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Is from the city that changes the world, peers Rose
with three things you need to know for your Friday.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Rose.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
So, since NASA astronauts Butch will Moore and Suddy Williams
are finally back on Earth after spending.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Nine months in space two and eighty six days total
when they were only.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Supposed to be there for a week, a lot of
people are wondering like, okay, like are they getting paid
for all that extra overtime? If you will, No, the
answer is no, they're not getting paid overtime, which is
wild wild. So I guess the agency has said when
NASA astronauts are born the International Space Station. They received
regular forty hour work week salaries. They do not receive

(07:03):
overtime or holiday weekend pay.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Wild?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
So, wil in space and as astronauts are on official
travel orders as federal employees, so their transportation, lodging, and
meals are provided, and then they receive incidental amounts for
each day that they're in space, and that amount.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Is about five dollars.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, occurring nineteen ten maybe, but five dollars a day. Hell,
no logic.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Don you imagine going on a work trip and getting
stuck in that place for nine months, no working months
because you can't do anything else but work when you're
in space, and not getting paid overtime?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
That flows my mind.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
An astronaut's annual salaries about one hundred and fifty two
thousand dollars that you know, varies.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I'm sure, but.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yeah, I'm sure they're going to be getting a ton
of book deals, so I think in the long run
they'll make out. But also, like I would be so
annoyed as an astronautfah for me. So the Maryland Department
of Health says that two more cases of measles have
been confirmed in residents with recent international travel that brings
a number of cases two three, but officials say these
cases are not connected to the Howard County case or

(08:10):
the outbreaks in Texas, Oklahoma, or New Mexico.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
So now officials are trying to.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Identify people who may have been exposed to the illness
in the DC area. So the pair was traveling, they
arrived at International Adulles International Airport on March fifth.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
And they were there for more than four hours.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
They also visited Kaiser Permanente Largo Medical Center on multiple
occasions between the fifth and the seventeenth, So if you
think you may have been exposed, just be.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Aware that those were the locations.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
And more.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Events connected to the National Cherry Blossom Festival are happening
throughout the weekend, and the festival's opening ceremony is being
held tomorrow at the Warner Theater beginning at five pm.
The festival continues through April thirteen, So you got a
lot of different things that you can see. And the
cherry blossom trees have now reached stage four according to
the National Park Service, so the next is they'll to
the puffy white stage and then Peek Bloom, which is

(09:02):
expected later next week. I'm Rose, those are the three
things you need to know for the day.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. So we found out Sauce
officially Virginia and Rose you last twenty four hours. What happened.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
I woke up a little stressed out this morning because
I had a dream that I was driving an RV.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Never in my life have I driven an RV, nor
would I want to.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
And in my dream, I got into an accident with
two other cars.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Oh but it was.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Like it wasn't like anything. It wasn't like a bad accident.
Was literally just like a each car tapped the person.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
In front of them.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Sure, So in my dream I was going through the
process of like exchanging insurance information and getting phone numbers
and like all of this stuff. So I just woke
up like like it was fine. No one got hurt
in my dream. But I just woke up a little
stressed out. I was like, why am I dreaming about
driving an RV. First of all, I would never I
would have Clinton do that. And then also for some reason,

(09:56):
I had to navigate the RV onto a boat like
I had I don't know, it was the weirdest. So
I don't know what's what those what that means in
my like I gotta go through like the dream dictionary.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, yeah, I know that one. Yeah. No, first of all, no,
don't do that.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
I didn't buy myself, but you do have one. I
saw us would house it for me. She would leave
her books on my bookshelf.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Because a lovely listener send it to me.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
But it'd always be like it was always a girl,
and she was always somewhere and be like the girl
on the bus, a girl in the rain.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, so was also a woman. It wasn't a girl.
She's a woman, John, she is.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, and they had they find themselves in precarious situations.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
You know, is that you're ware of the day precarious.
First time I used it, you said curious.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
But what was the word you said that one time?
I don't remember that you thought that you were that
you really slicks sneak it in said. One time we
had the video he said on these you laughed and
smile to yourself. I don't think that means what you
think it means.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's serendipitous.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
It is.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, Okay, my last twenty four hours Oh yeah, tell
me about it. Yeah, please tell us.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Went to the Capitols game last night, like good forri
an Andro day. Let me tell you. This plan was.
We got in the Uber at five pm. We knew
it was gonna be a little bit of a long drive.
Uber took an hour in thirty minutes because of the rain.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Chuck Bell told us yesterday during rush hour it's gonna
be chaotic, so maybe it was.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It was very We walked the last mile. I was like,
listeners can get.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Out, and.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah we did. I got sixteen thousand steps yesterday.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh wow, I know what happened.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Went to the game, had barbecue at the game.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
That was pretty good. So that kind of gates the
whole step part of it. But the plan was to like,
say the game till like eight thirty, is Obi score
very exciting? And then was canna go to my restaurant
because I wanted to say hi to our friend DJ Rise. Yeah,
and then see how March Madness was doing. Very exciting.
Got to the restaurant on nine and I told DJ Rise,
I'm like, hey man, I'm gonna be leaving like nine thirty,

(12:02):
that I'd be out. He goes, okay, cool, and I'm like,
I came here to see you. You're a good friend
of mine. Get friend of the show. It's a good
person in general. And I'm like, I'm gonna leave. And
then so it gets to the nine thirty. He hasn't started,
ye because the hockey games going late. I'm like, hey, man,
I'm out. He said, hey, you can't leave yet this
way five minutes ago. Why and then he played this
for again. Make up your mind, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
So wait, how long does he stay after that?

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I ain't get home ten thirty. But when the alarm
goes out of two forty, it's not great.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
You can always sleep in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
I said, until three. I was not a little bit
naughty this morning.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
You could have he could have stayed three fifteen.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
You know, yeah, yeah, but yeah, here I am being
a great human being, but like he is no. So
like I rediscovered Sean Kingson like a week ago and
just forgot how bangers that man has.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Him.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
You talk about that song all the time weekly, yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
About meaning yeah, But then like, because I was I
was like a couple of weeks.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Ago, and you're so deep you did rediscover an artist that.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
We talked about no no hod because DJ rise is
fantastic as crapped what DJ S is. They genuinely hate
requests because they have an idea what they we go
different than somebody who's not working in your job telling
you I think it's your job this way, and so
like I like drunkenly a couple of weeks ago, was
like you won't play any meaning and then like we
just forgot how many bangers Sean Kingston has, I mean

(13:32):
we played this little take You There bangers bangers, so
basically I was held hostage.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
That is a weird thing.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Today he's already going through legal stuff. Do not like
in DC on the radio?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Come on, recently heard this song?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I feel like you played it? Did you not?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
We played Take You There yesterday, so that'd be correct
or no two days yo?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, okay, so you did rediscover Well it's been a
busy week for you.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Also, we there induced a hot dog tower at the restaurant.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I saw the Glizzy tower and I was very upset.
I think be the first to try it. All I
went on Saturday was a Glizzy Wasn't the ball?

Speaker 4 (14:21):
I have a question because my brain goes to it's
the Eiffel Tower made out of hot dogs?

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Can you so you have like youther like a fancy restaurant,
like the seafood tower, like they have clams on the
top and oysters and thensoever. So this is like a
fond due kind of like situation. Well, it's like it's
like one of the things where three but you hold
a lantern.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Of hold on, let's be su Is he trying to
make the sound fancier than it is.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, it is only the seafood trays that they hold
at the top. And there's like a layer at the
very top of waffle fries sick and at the very bottom.
It's like it's just a bunch of glizzies. It's a
bunch of hot dogs with toasted buns, with some toasted buns.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
But the fond due parts, well.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
It's like how those fond you things look where's like
three tiered?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
There isn't actually fond dou No, no, no, no, it's just.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's just like one of those like three tiered Like, so.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
We got shuffle fries, we got glozzies. What's in the middle.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
It's it's different sauce ye sau on top and then yes, okay,
so that's it's me. A basic weekend for me. Yeah yeah,
I got crazy.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Did you see Wieners in both hands?

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Now? I said Wiener win your lantern?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, I did this before we lose the station Familiar
in the morning, My Goodness, Jon Johnny, Morning Shops, and
everything Celebrity Sauce has for entertainment apart coming next, What
You Got for Us?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Netflix has a new game show that sounds prett sweet.
I'm ia tell you about it.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
If you find yourself needing a distraction this weekend, make
sure you're our podcasts. You missed War of the Roses
this week, you missed Secrets, you miss any of the
check ins. Just search intern John in your morning show
wherever it gets your podcasts. You can fast forward, rewind, pause.
There's the bonus podcast. Hoodie also hosts a weekend show.
Just search intern John your morning show, wherever you listen

(16:22):
to podcast. Let's do this everything. Celebrity Sauce has her
entertainment part What You Got for Us?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
So Christmas has come early from Mariah Carey or late,
however you want to look at it. But basically Mariah
got a huge win in that twenty twenty three copyright
lawsuit that was filed against her, and it claimed that
she stole elements from another artist songs song about her
holiday hit All I Want for Christmas Is You. A
judge has now dismissed the suit, saying that did not
meet the burden improof needed and the judge determined, with

(16:51):
the help of musicologists analysis that the songs in question
were very different and only shared the quote use of
a common lyrical idea and a and Christmas song cliches
that were in common use unquote. So the sew was
filed by Andy Stone, who aka is Vince Vance. I
do love his music unfortunately, but claim this nineteen eighty
nine song had the same name and was copied. So

(17:14):
what's worse is that the judge imposed sanctions on him,
acquiring him to cover some or all of Mariah Carey's
attorney fees. They're run up for what the judge said,
quote needless expenses responding to frivolous legal arguments and unsupportive
factual contentions.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Wow, I thought, if you're gonna be throwing out these
lawsuits just tragging money and it's a scam like, then
you should have to pay that person's case.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
I don't disagree. I just feel like maybe he saw
the other people in the music industry are doing it,
and he's like, oh, I don't know, let me out.
I don't know. And family and supporters of Eric and
Lyle Menendez held another rally outside of La County DA
Nathan Hawkins's office, you know, continuing to push for justice
for the brothers. So Anna Maria Beryl Beryl, who is

(17:58):
their cousin, val that they keep fighting and insisted that
they're not going to go anywhere. And the Justice for
Justice for Eric and Lyle coalition doubled down on their stands,
accusing Nathan Hawkman of trying to quote ignore in silence
victims of abuse unquote. So basically, Nathan, we already talked
about this. Nathan Hawkman has already denied the brothers resentencing request,
stating that the refusal to attract pass lies and the

(18:20):
lies are his words, make it an easy decision. However,
California Governor Gavin Newsom has asked the Parole Board to
review their case, meaning that a resensiting hearing isn't necessary.
So Eric and Lyle will stamp for the board in
June and that Gavin Newsom actually recently confirmed, so they
will remain incarcerated in San Diego or near San Diego,

(18:40):
serving that light sentence. And this is pretty cool. So
Netflix is officially bringing The Golden Ticket to life. It's
a reality competition series that's inspired by the Willy Wonka
and the inspired by Willie Wankin and Chocolate Factory. So
basically they've begun casting contestants for the series that promises
lucky players a chance to win Willie Walker's Chalk to
or will you walk his Shock Factory, and then it's

(19:02):
going to have the shows. Uh, it's going to have
like retro freaturistic dreamscape and it's going to have some
high stakes social experiments just kind of like the actual movie.
It sounds like where that was kind of the point,
but they're gonna say, Uh, they're saying that you'll navigate
games and test to patients and it will be a
probe to your instincts, resilience and ability to thrive in chaos.

(19:23):
So there's no premier date and it will be announced eventually,
but they're just now casting for it ifely for something
to watched this weekend. Mark Mads going on Caps are
playing The Panthers tomorrow, Monumental and ESPN seven finale today
on Apple TV plus Wickets now streaming on Peacock. If
you miss that, Sing Things on Max and then American
Aisles and ABC and Weight Loss is on EPO.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Thanks saus. If you need something to listen to, if
we thought share, our podcast is out How to Sound Smart,
you can listen. Why miss radio dot com real quick?
This kind of blew me away. There's a story out
of Netherlands of this seventeen year old who woke up
from knee surgery. He's stunned medical staff the hospital when
he insisted he could only speak in a foreign language.

(20:04):
Not only that, he also repeatedly insisted he was in
the United States. So the Live Science has a story.
We've been subscribing to them for years, of course.

Speaker 6 (20:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
The strange case is also put in the Journal of
Medical Case Reports, which we also been for a long time.
In their port, Doctor Troy's seventeen year old Dutch male
lost the ability to understand and speak Dutch for twenty
four hours after an orthopedic surgery combined with a bree
confused state, including disorientation of place and the ability recognized
his own parents. Okay, During the period, he communicated in English,

(20:39):
which he had learned during school because of classes, but
never spoken outside of school.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
They also said they did neurological like examination, there was
no indication of cognitive impairment. So this man woke up,
didn't recognize his parents, sorry as American, and was speaking English.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
But isn't that like a real thing where sometimes like
people have something happened to their brain and then they
wake up and they think they're like that that's happened before.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
It's called foreign language syndrome. Yeah, so patients switching their
native language and fixiate it for period time on a
second language. That's wild. They say they don't really know
why it happens. But they say with this guy, they
talked to him like they interviewed him. He was only
able to answer questions in English, but he spoke with
a Dutch accent. Huh, which is all so crazy. He
gave only short answers in Dutch and did so difficulty.

(21:25):
His concentration seemed to be undisturbed. They all thought that
was weird tooll, but she was like, he was struggling
to like figure out he was acting normal. He had
no delusions, No whose nations he didn't know his parents were.
His use of English seemed kind of adequate. His pronunciation
was clear, which is crazy.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
So then this happened for eighteen hours wild and then
he finally started slowly get back to being Dutch. So
twenty four hours later when friends of us came to visit,
he was able to speak Dutch again. So he revealed
he was aware he'd been speaking only in English, only
able to understand English. He also remembered saying that he
was from the United States. It's odd best freaky, freaky

(22:03):
sub Yeah, so not for me. That's the surgery.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
You should try it, see what happens.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Just for fun.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
Yeah, if they see these things, they might be a cheater.
Give me four minutes an intern. Johnny Morning Show open
Line Friday begins is about twenty minutes. If there's something
you want to ask, something you want to invent about,
something like a question you want to know eight seven seven,
nine ninety five four six state want to call nine
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(22:30):
why don't you be in a healthy, happy relationship now?
As long as you're hurting anybody, do what you want
to do.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
According to the experts, though, these are the common phrases
that cheaters use. I want to go through these, see
if we agree, see if we have experience. Starting with
they drop the line I don't deserve you, okay, or
if along with the lines if you've neither real me,
you'd leave, or I'm not good enough for you, something
along those lines.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Sure, I don't feel like I really had that happen.
Guy that cheated on me, right, okay? Use that.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Now they're saying these highly self debricating statements. It sentiment
signals a deep seated insecurity. There's also gonna be a
warning sign that likely cheating you already have say. It
does not exactly mean cheating is happening, but it's a
chance to find out if there's something they believe of attachment,
she's a child, or if there's something else going on. So
it's almost like they're kind of like hoping that you

(23:24):
pull the trigger and stead Yeah. I think that's kind
of like the.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Main I would think that if someone said that to
me that they would just be really insecure, and that
would kind of throw me off because I'm like, why
would you think I'm better than you are? Yes, sir, yeah,
that's what exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
What it does, especially out of nowhere too.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, so that would just put up like my like
red flag for sure, you know, censor.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
This next one. I believe you've talked about here before.
Saus If they say you're just being paranoid, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
My ex boyfriend of that all the time. He's like,
you're just being crazy, You're being paranoid or anxiety. He
used my anxiety against me all the time.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Well, what didn't you say that you guys are at
a wedding he left take a call or something like that.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Yes, he left several times to take a call. This
was like the third or fourth wedding that we had
been to together, and he kept going outside to take
a call. He was he worked in HVAC yeah, and
well h back and plumbing. I don't know, apprentice right
as an apprentice take these calls, And he was an
apprentice for I feel like he worked in both though,
not that that has anything to do with right, But

(24:22):
he kept leaving to take calls on a Sunday night
at a wedding, Yeah, after he had just been working
all weekend, which he did work in southern Virginia. We
lived near Baltimore at the time, so they would stay overnight.
And I knew that for a fact because my neighbor
was his boss. Sure, but I had to pass my
neighbor's house to leave our house. So yeah, yeah, so
I would know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
According to the experts, it's a way to make you
question your own instincts. Yeah, healthy partners will reassured, not ridicule.
If they make you feel crazy for even asking, it's
likely attempt to cover up their own dishonesty.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
It's gaslating.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
They say some people deflect and they feel guilty trying
to give the shame away, and that case, they blame
you for things and do you are exaggerate issues that
do exist.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
If you don't want to validate my feelings, I don't
want to be with you at this point. After that,
after dating that guy, I am never going to go
through that again.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah, I got for you. Yeah. If they drop the line,
why don't you ever think of me?

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, that was My ex boyfriend was always well with me.
I was never doing enough for him, and I had
three jobs and I was a senior in college.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Yeah, which is crazy. They also say that in the
similar lines of you always act like this or you're
always like this. It's kind of the same type of
like way, because they say, if they start blaming you
for random things again unreasoningly mad about small problems, they
may be looking for an excuse for themselves.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Becauz. That goes with the last one too, because they
start doing that so that you start to think that
there's something wrong with you and they're not worthy of
being with them. But it's like subconscious.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, they say, instead of addressing the concern, they turn
the conversation to attack on you, making me feel guilty
for even asking. Yeah, they say, the goals make you
so caught up and defend yourself you drop the actual issue.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
And you don't want to ever bring it up anymore.
And that's what he would do. And it was literally
six months over and over of that.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Why I almost call that because I have dealt that,
not even in a relationship, just with people in general.
It's like they'll try to get you cut in the
stupid tornado. They'll throw out so many crazy accusations, yeah,
that you can't not address this. If I was like, oh, sauce,
you rob puppies, kick nuns, and flick off babies, and
you also drink too much water. It's like you can't
disaddress the water one because then it's like, oh, so

(26:23):
you you agree that you do flick off babies. It's
like you have to like individually address each thing because they're.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
So at landish and your brain just so overstimulated and confused.
It's annoying.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
The next one is that they say I just need
some space. Sure, they say it can be healthy to
ask for space. Obviously, if your partner suddenly becomes distant
and motion withdrawn without explanation, if they avoid talking about
their feelings, that could be something else going.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
On for sure. Especially I understand that a lot of
people don't like talk about their feelings, but I think
that when it's out of nowhere and there's no explanation,
and if you do have anxiety, it just makes you
go into this whole. You know, it gets you in
your head and you just turn it spiral, and then
if they're not there for you, then it's like there's
something wrong with me. So you keep you just keep

(27:05):
getting in this part of your life where you blame
yourself or something that someone else is actually just cheating
on you.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Well, they say too, it's it's emotional distance seeing before
a full blown betrayal, So almost like they are just
kind of like preparing themselves to steal second base if
you will.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I mean, they're already betraying you though they're cheating.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yeah. The last one that cheaters say is we've heard
this a million times on the War of the Roses.
We're just friends say. Sometimes it's true, sometimes not. They say.
Trust your partner's behavior is not their words. If they're
seeking about said friend, they seem to be guarding their phone,
they downplay your concerns. They may not be telling the

(27:41):
full truth. Oh yeah, yeah, I've always said it's been
the case with roses too. If the other friend acts
weird around you, yeah, like they know something you don't,
that's usually ply Yeah. Yeah. If you have something you
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Speaker 3 (28:30):
Next hang Out song time.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
No Tired King debut on Netflix five years ago this week, whoa.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
What a time?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I mean? And the fact that Joe didn't win a
Grammy for this song. When this song came out, I
was like, that's not him singing.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, we all said that way.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
But then so he released a song in jail like
this past week, and how do you go walst on
me singing by help with the lyrics? Like, wow, that's
not Why is it the.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Same guy that's singing though I know no assistant with
this music that we knew to grow and love.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I'm pretty sure that guy suit him actually after Yeah, yeah, anyway,
Happy Friday Friday Fun Facts Special Edition because if you
missed it, Sauce has turned her back on the state
of Maryland. She said, I am no longer the Princess
of Pasadena has left. She's now the Duchess of Arlington.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
My dad texts me after I talked about being a
now Virginia resident. You can run away, but you can't hide.
You're a Dina girl forever.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
So a special Virginia edition of Friday Fun Facts are
very the matriarch of the Virginia people on the show.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Patriarch trich Well, same thing.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
What's the erics of which one for you? There's a
lot of area's all right, Virginia Fun Facts. So Virginia's
nicknamed the old Domini in state.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Okay, I didn't know that, all right, it's because my head.
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Because we were the first permanent colony in North America.
Look Atstown, all that stuff, Field Trip, Virginia's birthplace of
eight US presidents. Look at that. We're the we have
the most presidents.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
James Madison, there was one of them. I passed something
about him yesterday.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I think Andrew Jackson too. I think his house in
the way Nashville, George Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Monroe, Henry Harrison,
Taylor Tyler, and then Wood George Wilson's last one.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Wait where was where was George Washington? I was listening
to podcast the other day and they're talking about where
he has worn Virginia. No, but the town bros Where
Because I.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Was like, there's also a field trip we can do.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, Like there's a Mount Vern Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Confusing Virginia speak of what we talked about last hour,
Virginia does have the highest concentration of customized license plates
in the US. One out of every ten vanity plates
in the entire US comes from Virginia.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
That's why because when I went to college in South Carolina,
they had like fifty different license plates at the time.
But Virginia, I've never noticed that kind of plethora.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I haven't either.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Why confused, But it's okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
In Sausage New Life Spaces Help by the way, which
is very exciting.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's actually kind of my dad and brothers initials. That's why.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
It's also crazy because your dad and brother have different
first names. How is their initials? Don't say it?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yes, That's what I'm like, like, back to back, shut up,
my drop. Okay.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
The most populated city in Virginia is Virginia beach like
I don't know in Fairfax County actually holds over a
third of the entire state of Virginia's population. Like that,
that's why the Virginia flag is the only flag they have.
Someone bear chat stood on it.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hell yeah, brother, I actually don't know what the looks to.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Look it up right now.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It's got male chesticles Virginia, but no fly comparison. That's
that's true. I wouldn't want to wear that.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
This is your stadium. Yeah, chapstick invented in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Look at that on your favorite thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
I love it my lips.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Wow, maybe move to Virginia say that I love it
my lips. Do we get a discount?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
No, there used to be a law in Virginia that
prevented anyone from tickling woman. Look at that? So yeah,
TH's off the books.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
I hate when people take on me. It's so weird.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Do you hate laughter?

Speaker 4 (32:46):
I think it's very weird, really odd.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Should you say that because you want to be tickled?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I think that's really weird, Like when like grown adult
sickle other grown dolls are like I love being tickled.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
That's true. I feel like it's fair he yeh.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Kids fine, because kids love that str.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Child kid laughter whenickling them is the greatest.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
So sweet a right.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Next find fact Virginia is actually the home of the
Internet because a three fourths of the US is web
traffic goes through loud In County. Oh yeah, baby, because
of the hub.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
My grandfather was a conspiracy theorist and he lived in Ashburn,
so he's like, I should get out of here. But
actually like, actually, okay, I need to leave. Sure, I
wish I was joking. I heard so much about it.
That's the reason I know that fair enough.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Next to the Virginia Is for Lovers actually named one
of the top ten marketing campaigns of all time.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
That's pretty cool. I feel like it because a lot
of the rustops have the big l O v.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
E mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
You can take a photo in front of that.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Now, where were you o? Virginia?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yeah, all right, that's fun. Easy want you know, it's
like it's a three marks okay. The virgin Official beverage
of Virginia.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah milk, yeah, brown milk, the drink of Virginia, the.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Strong Bones, the official dance of Virginia. Yeah, you should
learn this square dancing. That's Maryland's Well. I guess together, bro, Virginia,
how to do it? My God, Shelby, I've seen you
try dance.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, I can't dance.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
It's a gift.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
We've talked about this weekly last one.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Hut. Virginia is now the home of two members of.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
This some famous persons.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Like look at that to the five folks of Virginia.
We trade you sauce and we request nothing back.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I do think you're gonna end up moving there, or
at least closer.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
I feel like, at least like I have no I'm
from Minnesota, I said to me. Does make a difference,
Like I moved. I only led to Maryland because that's
where the station is now. The bar my bars in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, I think you should just buy like a nice
little condo. You and you up in the clouds living life.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, lessons. I think I have to go there probably Friday.
I have to go there every day this weekend. So
I'm like, it's not gonna be great.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
You know, Holland takes me to get to work in
the morning too long, twenty minutes. Look at that on
the dot Hall you get to work in the morning
about fifteen. Exactly easy, but I coach over here. I
can't lead eric and Maryland by himself. But a lot
of their games are in Boston.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
There is that, well true, all right?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
The walkability greats. You would love it, you love it well,
body of life might there's an airport airports right there,
and yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Praps, we'll see anyway, Thanks sense, thank you that congrat sauce,
look at me. You denounce your Maryland citizenship.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Marylyn Sis. So when I became a Virginia, I was
still Georgia.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
All right, Rosa has the three things you need. You
know how much you got for us.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
We're going to talk about how Holland is not great
this season.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Well, it's it's open line Friday. Anything you want to ask,
anything you want? Event about nine nine three three eight
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An intern, Johnny Mary show real quick. Somebody texts a
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one in Falls Church, Alexandria and Fairfax. I think they

(36:18):
probably got the wrong information.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
With three things I.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Got BJ in the month ones.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
That's cool. Yeah, that's always been your go to store,
so I believe it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Live and die by the bjs. Uh what you got
for us?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
So, forecasters are warning that those with seasonal allergies that
pollen counts will be higher than usual cross much of
the US this year.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Letting you know. I woke up this morning and I
was like, ooh, that's not good.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
So a senior meteorologist said that pollen count will exceed
historical averages in thirty nine states more weather approaches.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
The experts say those who suffer.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
From alogy should prepare for an intense allergy season that
could linger into autumn. So just like all of the
saline spry, all of the tissues, just prepare yourself for it.
So Southwest Airlines says it is realigning its workforce at
four airports and BWI is one of them. I know
we talked about this a couple weeks ago that they

(37:21):
were making cuts and BWI wasn't on that list. But
I guess they are restructuring the realigning. So the airport
says it's growth plans at the affected airports haven't blossomed
as expected, and now they're overstaff, So about one hundred
and twenty ground crew and frontline employees will lose their
jobs between BWI and three airports in California.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Those folks will have the chance to.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Apply for other positions within the company, which is.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Nice, or they can take a seference package.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Southwest West employees more than five thousand people at BWI.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
And I just saw this this morning, so I want
you to beware.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
All Fredericksburg City Public schools will be closed today due
to safety and security concerns, according to officials. They the
district posted on ex this morning and said we are
closing for safety and security reasons based on information we
received late last night and early this morning.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
No staff should report. Oh my god, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
What that means as far like they didn't go into
detail of what the.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Safety concerns are.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
But Fredericksburg County or Fredericksburg City Public schools closed today
and that was announced this morning.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I'm Rose. Those are the three things you need to.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Know for today. Thank you, Rose. You're welcome. As I
go around the room, my name is Sean, I am single,
sauce single, Yes, yes, Rose Rose said this thought thought
it was kind of interesting. The dating mistakes, don't even
realize you're making you think you're making a mistake sauce
when it comes dating.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
I think I can be too picky my friend's sakes.
I have like a few rules. They say, is uh,
they say that they're a bit like too much, Like
what are a lot? Yeah, but like my like half
my friends agree and half don't agree with my rule.
If I don't hear from you on the day of
the date that you plan by noon, I give a

(39:02):
book between like noon and one. It kind of depends
on like how I'm feeling that day, so I'll go
with one. Then I'm just not going to go.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I think that's also fair though, And a lot.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Of people will kind of give me a lot of
ish for it, and people have texted about it, and
I just feel like I've gotten ready for too many
dates and everybody's like, why can't you just reach out
to them, Because then if I reach out to them,
I don't hear back. I also end up feeling bad
about myself, so like I'm not gonna do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Yeah. I think your point is, like you've had times where,
like you somebody said Friday at seven, were doing the dinner,
and then Friday at six thirty comes along and they go, hey,
I'm so sorry, I have to cancel. Meanwhile, you've you've
blown your Friday, or.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
I like, actually reach out at six o'clock. I'm like, hey,
like I'm getting I'm I'm leaving my house now or
like six thirty, and then they don't ever answer. Sure,
And I know I could reach out earlier, but I'm
I'm not gonna do that anymore.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I think they shouldn't have to.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
And I can't with that roll like a year and
a half ago, So I'm just gonna keep doing, keep
living life.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
I think that's fair. One of the first things they
say is treating dating like a job interview.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Okay, yeah, I don't love that.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
They say people connect over emotions, not resumes. The day
it feels like a Q and a session, they won't
feel chmistry.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Yeah, I think that's fair, especially if it's just question, question, question,
and you're not letting them really talk or gain. They
don't even get to know you because you're just questioning
them like that.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Sure, And I'm sorry just to bounce off that.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I feel like the questions shouldn't be like a checklist
kind of question. Because if it's like questions within a conversation,
like a natural like a naturally occurring question, then I
could understand it being like inquiring about whatever. But if
it's like, Okay, you answered this question, now I have
another question for you, something unrelated, that's it's interrogation.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, exactly, assuming the other person will just get your hints.
I ladies, listen, as a dude, we joke all the
time about how I miss hints. Yeah, I'm no different
than like nine nine to ten dudes. We just don't.
The idea that any girl wants to talk to a
guy is sometimes like mind boggling. Yeah, if we knew
what's going on, you wouldn't be mad at us the

(40:50):
majority of time. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
No one likes to be rejected, though, so I think
that I think that what you'd get rejected. I understand that.
I understand that. I think that we are still like
kind of getting out of like that whole society where
men approach women, and I know that we're trying to
get out of it, but we're still kind of stuck
in like this weird limbo where dating right now is
so weird, so dating apps, but also women do try,

(41:13):
but then we still are kind of debating how to
feel about making that move. Still, unfortunately, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
I think if you're waiting for them to ask you out,
if you ask to do out, he's probably gonna say yes.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
And I have asked guys out. But it is kind
of weird because we're still used to we're supposed to
be quote unquote quoted. I understand that's twenty twenty five.
I understand that things have changed and we're still getting
used to it, but we're still growing up. Even when
we're younger. We still I don't want to sound like
a feminist or anything, but we like we're still trying
to grow out of that. Sure, Unfortunately, that's just how

(41:45):
the world is.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
I agree, being too chill and pretending you don't care.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I feel like that's my problem as I do pretend
I'm too chill, and I have anxiety, so I'm not
chill at all.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Ever, what they say the problem is is somebody doesn't
feel wanted, they won't pursue you. So if we go
on a date and young, you're just being too cool,
like into it, do you know what I mean? So, like,
why would I want, But what.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Am I supposed to do? Just act like I'm like
so into it and then I'm too much?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Will they say, show genuine interest? Yeah, resp enthusiastically compliment them,
let them know you're having a good time. Sure, thank you,
especially after the date, like hey had a real good time.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Yeah, this very I feel like.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
A lot of times in dating it is such a
balancing act but also such a game. Like I feel
like when it comes to like your person, you're not
going to be too much or too chill, like it's
gonna it's just gonna make sense with that person. But
I feel like in the dating world, now correct me
if I'm wrong, it's like you can't be too much
one or another.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
So you're like tiptoeing on this line.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Oh for sure, I think it makes sense. Yeah, I wait,
speaking of dating, Hold on Open Line Friday, Alison, good morning,
Good morning. You have a question for Open Line Friday.
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Girl?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
It was curious out a question for you.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Do you ever see yourself getting married and having kids? Me?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, I think that I love kids. I like kids
more than adults. I think that kids generally love me.
Cases and my animals love me. I think having a
little kid to be dope. I think if I have
a little girl, I'm screwed. YEA, yeah, I'll be on
these self pitches of my feet and all that stuff.
But I think like having a little kid to like
these sports with, I think it'd be dope. I think marriage, yeah,
I think that'd be it'd be with the right person.

(43:17):
So that's like I was talking to somebody the other
day who was like feeling down about themselves about marriage.
I like, yeah, but how many people do we know
who are married and aren't happy? You know what I means,
I'd rather wait for the right thing than force something.
I guess that makes sense. So yes, Alison, long story short, Yes,
I want somebody to sweep me off my feet, carry
me across the threshold, and make me a cat. Many

(43:38):
know what I mean. You get him, Alison, thank you
for listening. You have a great day. Bye. But I
am also excited beause I'm gonna be an uncle in
like four months or less than. I don't know my
brother's wife, my sister in law. That's how that works,
is having a baby. I don't know what it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I'm not gonna find out.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
How exciting You're going to be such a fun uncle.
I already know this because of like you with like
my kids, and the things you said, like the gifts
you said.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Your brother and sister in law might be annoyed.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Because of the gifts you get because you you love
to get the loudest gifts.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah, I'm listening, love me.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
Yourself.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
So maybe I'll change my dating bios to also be like, hey,
there's a lot worse guys like baby and you. Yeah,
I mean you don't think that's like a funny like.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
No, I would be so creeped out if I saw
that real.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Quick over text.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Can you shut up? Don't even ask, don't.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
No, you guys are just hating the games because I
changed it like last week to just looking for somebody
the boat from me and my boys par Bikini's on.
That has not done as well.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Darn it was funny before.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Everyone's tired of being on the dating apps and they
don't think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Okay, when you say like that, shall I feel like
you're not being very supportive.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Okay, I'm surprised as you haven't put I'm trying to
be a kept man on your dating profiles.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
I took me off my feet. I'm trying to be
a kept man, like I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
That would be yeah. Possibly, Yeah, they ever see those tiktoks?
Yuys probably don't because we're on different tiktoks where it's
like you shouldn't be afraid of meeting my family should
be afraid to meet my older, younger sister. And it
shows for me that's this guy saw it.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Oh yeah, you're pointing it's a radio show.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Ever since he became a Virginian. You your attitude is
just changed.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I'm just waiting for you to go back to that list.
So we were doing five minutes ago. So yeah, you're
doing great today.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Wonder what okay?

Speaker 2 (45:40):
I think that people should be scared to meet me. No,
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I don't want anyone to be scared.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Of meet They say, relying too much on texting before
meeting somebody, Yeah, mainly because you can misinterpret tone, create
unrealistic expectations, or get attached to somebody who isn't a
great match.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
I think that when you text too much before meeting them,
you put them on like a pedestal because you don't
know who they actually are. Yeah, so I think that's uh,
I've done that in the past.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, it's almost like you'reletting your brain create this life
already and you have no idea who that person is.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I think that's fair, keeping a backup plan just in case.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
What does that mean? So if you got something, I mean,
like what what's done in context to like you should
keep a backup playing.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
It's a mistake. It's a mistake that keeps it back.
Oh okay, Because they're saying it prevents you from fully
investing anyone.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think you should do that.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I think especially too, if you're waiting for your ex
to come back around, it's like then like you're not
fully in a new thing because like what they come back,
So that's there, they were too late.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
It's not fair to who you're dating, grass Is Green.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Or synd letting social media influence your dating life.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
They well, they they're saying that you might miss dismiss
a great person because they don't fit in instagram worthy
image or because a life looks quote to normal.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, I don't. I don't think you should do that
anyway with any part of your life.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I think that's one I do a couple more real
quick being too quick to label or overanalyze.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Oh yeah, because you're just so on your head because
it's you're dating and you're all in after the first date.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
In ignoring small signs of compatibility issues. M hmm okay, yeah, especially.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
If it's stuff you won't be able to get over
what I was asking, like what you were where that
was going well?

Speaker 1 (47:13):
They say it's easy to focus on big picture qualities
like attraction, shared interest in chemistry, but small red flags
like how they treat the weight saff or how they
handle disagreements matter more in the long run.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Oh yeah, it's going to keep carrying with you, especially.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
In the beginning, because if they're showing you this when
they're supposed to be their best version of themselves and
the root of the weight staff, that's not going to
get better over time. Yeah, I'll do last one. How
there's so many of these choose chasing a feeling instead
of a person.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Oh yeah, because you just like are so happy to
finally feel like like not even connection, feel like somebody's
into you, and you just want to keep feeling that,
but you don't even like the person.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Well, especially because, as you've point out, Sauce, the dating
scene sucks. You find somebody who's like, it's just a
little bit better than the normal, which is horrendous, and
then you think this is the one.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Yeah, and then they're just not and then you have
to block them on Everything's a weird.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Yes, let me do this. Sauce has er erteainment commune
plus your tickets for post w long hangout. Thus Malone

(48:22):
and Jailly Rowl come in Northwest Stadium this summer, getting
you in in minutes. But first, Hi, everything celebrity Sauce
has or entertainment apport. What you got for us?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I literally hate talking about this case, but Blake Lively,
yesterday I asked the court to dismiss Justin Valdoni's four
hundred million dollars defamation lawsuit based on Amy two los
So eighteen months ago. Governor California, Governor, I've been talking
about him all morning. We are not California signed a
bill that literally bans defamation lawsuits that are filed to
retaliate against such sexual harassment claims. So or algation. So

(48:55):
the Blake Lively dust dust Valdoni I legal battle will
be one of the law's first tests. Usin's lawsuit is tossed,
he will suffer a double woman because the California Meet Too.
Wall also entitles Blake to the black money from Justin
for her attorning fees plus damages, so Justin has nied
for acting Blake Lively. On the set of It Ends
with Us, he accused her and Ryan Reynolds of assisting

(49:15):
with the assist story from Taylor Swift of hijacking in
the movie. I wouldn't really say he like accused Taylor
Swift of anything because it's all been redacted, but then
trying to destroy his reputation and career. My thing is like,
what do you do if you're accused of something? How
do you try to like get your reputation back when
you have a year and a half until you go
to the port Though it's a lot, file your own lawsuit.

(49:37):
I don't know. I'm not I'm not a lawyer. Can't
wait for the documentary. I'm just like a tire of
talking about it. Ken Lamar could be featured could be
the featured act of the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics.
Opening ceremony. So the chairman of the organizing committee for
the Summer Games is also Kendrick's rep. It's Casey Washermar
and he said, quote, he is truly a Los Angel's icon.

(49:58):
It would be a pretty fair bet Kendrick will be
involved in the Olympics in Los Angeles unquote. So yesterday's
meeting of the organizing committee discussed how the Los Angeles
wildfires will will impact the twenty twenty eight Olympics, and
there is a belief that preparing the Summer Games will
be a catalyst for the cities rebuilding and rebirth, which
I can't even imagine, just the stress of trying to

(50:20):
plan that. And then like all that like horrible and
Apple TV is deep in the red. This was very
surprising headline to see the other day or yesterday. But basically,
it loses our reported one billion dollars annually crazy, which
is a crazy amount of money. And it's Apple and
they have all those great shows. But so Apple Corporation
invested five billion dollars a year into their streaming service

(50:41):
and they say that these current losses are and I'm
doing like air quotes manageable and appleg plus has your
subscribers and Netflix, Disney and Amazon despite you know having
Ted Lasso The Morning Show Separence and like I said,
and I'm gonna tell you again, the season alle for
Severance is now streaming, so wait, yeah, I can say
if you're look for someone watched this weekend, Mark Mantains

(51:03):
is going on Kaws are playing the Panthers tomorrow on
Monumental on ESPN seventh again the season now He's on
Apple TV plus Wicked. If you didn't catch in theaters
or you just love it, it's now streaming on Peacock.
Sing Thing is out on Max Today, American Idols on
ABC on Sunday, and then White Littus also on Sunday
on HBO.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Thanks auser welcome. If you need something to listen to,
New Thought Shower podcasts out how to sound the smartest
person in the Room, you can check it why miss
Radio dot com. I'm excited for this show. Jelly Roll
and post Belone. You're the coolest guys on the planet.
Gonna be at Northwest Stadium this summer getting you in
thanks to Live Nation. John's Little Secrets. Do you have
something nobody else knows? Maybe just want to tell somebody,

(51:41):
get it off your chest. Let it be us. You
can call me eight seven seven, nine ninety five four
six stay one or text nine ninety three three eight.
When you text, if you get a call from a
Maryland number that is us, will change name, will change
your voice. The Best Secret. Dannessey post belone in Jailly Role,
It's intern John New Morning Show with Jojob post malone

(52:02):
in jelly roll Northwest Stadium, getting you in John's Little Secrets.
What's your secret? What's your confession? Eight seven seven, nine
nine five four six eight one to call nine nine
three three eight to text fake name Erica, good morning,
good morning, Oh boy, your confession involves your ex's father.
First of all, how long did you an X eight

(52:24):
for two years? And whose decision was it to pull
the plug?

Speaker 2 (52:30):
It was mine?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
And we've been broken up for how long?

Speaker 6 (52:34):
Six months?

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Okay? And what's going on with a dad?

Speaker 6 (52:38):
So I do only fans? Nice and it's a pretty
it's pretty lucrative. Sure, And one of my one of
my biggest biggest contributors is my ex'es dad.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, okay, So did you your were you doing OnlyFans
when you're with your ex?

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Okay, I was, And so how long has his dad
been one of your biggest describers?

Speaker 6 (53:11):
For like the last year it got too weird. I
had to sure, I had to break this up.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Sure, And so if you mind me asking about how
much if you had to guess, has your axes dad
spent on your of page?

Speaker 6 (53:25):
I mean it's in the tens of thousands.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Now, okay, all right, all right? Can I butt you
to hold one second?

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
That makes her your current leader. I'd love to hear
yours eight seven, seven, nine nine five for six State
one to call nine nine three three eight to text
John's Little Secrets the best one gonna see jelly roll
and post alone? Do you want to see post alone
and jelly Roll? Who want to get you in John's
Little Secrets? Eight seven, seven, nine ninety five for six

(53:53):
State one to call nine nine three three eight to
uh text. We can change your name, change your voice
if somebody texts them, but they can't call him for it.
I've being secretly in a relationship with my child's football
coach for about seven months. Oh that's a dangerous game,
you play no unintended on judge. Here, let me go

(54:13):
fake named Kate good morning, Good morning. All right, go
your confession of Vall's work. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (54:21):
So we have a salesman who has been sleeping with
women on test drive.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
So you working at a dealership obviously, Yeah, okay, So
I walk into dealership, he'll take me on test drive
and then hook up.

Speaker 8 (54:36):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
And how do we know this?

Speaker 6 (54:41):
He has casually mentioned it before, Okay, but nobody else
really knows about not the higher up to know anything
about it. So is it maybe I'm not I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Okay. So basically, you know about faith named Kate. Does
he have enough game where somebody wasn't coming in for
that he'd be able to charm them into get in
the backseat of a Mini Cooper?

Speaker 6 (55:07):
I guess everybody here at the dealership is hypothetically his
name is Tom?

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Gotcha? Okay? All right, that's very exciting. How long's it
going on for?

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Do we have probably two years?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
All right, fake name Kate one second, you're in the running.
I mean, if he's not setting it up beforehand, and
that guy's has so much rise that he can get
that under a test drive, that is pretty impressive. Yeah,
let's go impression, say the city. I think that back.
Fake name Sarah, good morning, good morning, I go your confashion.
Oh boy, I need you a tiptoe around this a

(55:45):
little bit. What's going on?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
So?

Speaker 6 (55:48):
I never told untold this, but when my dad moved
back in town, I was helping him unpack and I
found his pocket toy.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Sure, yes, where was the pocket toy?

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Lokid it was just in one of his bags. Yeah no,
it was sas like a woman's rearrange.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Yeah yeah, okay, some questions I can't ask. Did you
just leave it out natly? What did you do?

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Oh no, I put it back in the bag, and
I just like, I never found it.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Is your dad a single man? He is, he's practicing.
Practice makes perfect. Yeah all right, one second you were
in the running, I would be mortified. Yeah. I'd rather
lay in front of a train than have do that happen.
So there, fake named Jessica, Good morning, the morning. Your

(56:48):
confession is what faked in Jessica.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
So I have had a foot Instagram for a few
years and when I first.

Speaker 8 (56:57):
Created it, my husband and.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Now husband started following it because he's like, oh, I
want to support you in your endeavors.

Speaker 8 (57:05):
Blah blah, blah, and then he actually like on.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
The suggested like people, you may want to follow my
foot page came up and his friends saw that he
was following my foot page, so he took.

Speaker 8 (57:20):
A screenshot of it and sent it in his Snapchat.

Speaker 6 (57:23):
Group chat and was like, oh so and so the
into some freaky stuff blah blah blah blah. Until this day,
they still do not know that it is my book page.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Touch your secret. He just took the ball and I
was like, yep, that's me.

Speaker 6 (57:39):
And it's so funny because I have a very distinctive
tattoo also on my foot and they have no idea,
so let me fake.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Dame Jessica, what kind of stuff is on keeping as
PG as possible?

Speaker 6 (57:52):
Of course nothing, No, it's it's pretty PG. Just you know,
cute little because I have cute feet, so it's just
cute little pictures of I see, you know, a video
of me walking.

Speaker 8 (58:04):
And like with like sandals on or like I was
on a kayaking trip one time.

Speaker 6 (58:10):
I took some pictures on the kayaking.

Speaker 8 (58:13):
Nothing crazy, just cute.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Do you make money? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (58:18):
I tried, but I didn't like because I haven't posted
like life events has kept me from doing a lot
of things on it, but I did try to. But
I haven't actually made any money off of it, but
my husband was like wanting to support whatever.

Speaker 8 (58:35):
At the time, we were trying to buy a house
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
How many followers in the page?

Speaker 6 (58:45):
Actually I don't even know. I haven't even really looked
at it in a long time.

Speaker 5 (58:50):
Show.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah, okay, all right, Jessica. One second you were in
the running, somebody texted in, Uh, I can't call some
at work. My confession, my ex cheat on me. So
I had fun time with our sister and now she
doesn't know to this day. That was seven years ago. Sorry,
I'm sorry. Great for you, for you.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yeah, way to go, gad for you.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Can we yeah call him the only fans of the
principal please, you need to know what's going on with that.
Let me go fake name Robin, good morning, Good morning,
Hi Gral you can fashion what you got for us.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
I have been dating a guy for four months and
I just found out like two weeks ago that he
is a millionaire.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Okay, how do we find out?

Speaker 6 (59:40):
So we were out to dinner and so he doesn't work.
He just goes like some side jobs like computer programming.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
And stuff like that, but basically it just doesn't work.
And I do obviously, and so we were just kind
of like talking and I said, are you going to
work this year?

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
And he's like, Nah, probably not.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
And you know, we were pretty comfortable at this point,
so I was like, so can I just ask are
you okay? And he goes, what do you mean? And
I said, are you okay financially? And he just kind
of started laughing, and he he basically got me to
a more because we were at dinner and we went
somewhere more private, and he said, look, you just need

(01:00:24):
to know that I made some very smart investment decisions
when I was a little younger, and.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
So the first million came easy. And I just kind
of stared at him. And then he's like and.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
Then the first million turned into several million, and I
think that I just kind of I almost blacked out.
I was just my jaws just kind of hit the
floor because I've never dated anybody with that type of
money before, and I had not told a single soul
because I'm afraid too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
I don't think you should.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
Terrified.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, but it sound like he's way like that. So
that's kind of nice.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, he was totally be like
under his means, and he actually said that to me.
He said, I don't live like that, and he does it.
He drives a very modest vehicle. You know, lives in
a very modest house. I never ever, ever.

Speaker 6 (01:01:12):
Would have suspected except that he doesn't work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yeah, all right, Robie, you live in my dream. Right,
that's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
This is a dude like, yeah, we should try. But
now he knows that she's not in it for the money.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, because the same thing I'd be like, I wouldn't
tell aybody wouldn't tell you until like a year in though.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Oh yeah, I'd be like, no, yeah, month too soon.
Let me trap this on you real quick, uh, fake
Dame Lauren, Good morning, Good morning. I girl laid on
And what's your secret?

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
It's no. I do not like my daughter's school principle.
So I went on Google and just started researching about her,
trying to find out information and stuff to see what
she's about. Well, I accidentally tapped the page and tapped
another page in another page that took me to her only.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
Fan Accidentally, the principal only fans.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
The principals only.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Fan okay and Baltimore County Baltimore County High School, Middle School.

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
Middle School.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Okay, could we see it is the only fans is
a free can we see what's going on on there?

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
It's a locked profile, but the profile picture is like
her dress skimpy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
But okay, doesn't make a lot, principal, she might make money, depends.

Speaker 8 (01:02:42):
Okay, she's so snooty and.

Speaker 6 (01:02:48):
Definitely not her character or what you think she would
be doing. Well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I guess my only issue to be is if like
if another teacher had it, would that with that principal
fire the teacher because we hear about that stories all
the time. As long as you know what I mean,
Like that's kind of like the Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
I'm the wine that I don't care for her, and
I stay on this dirt and I'm just like I'm
in all that. I'm keeping it to myself and and
I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I mean, it's it's it's kind of nice thing to have,
I guess, you know, in case things go sideways.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Oh yeah, definitely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Dam Lauren, one second, you're in the in the running
vote fear favorite or text nine nine three three eight.
Speaking of voting today is the last day I vote
for this round of tattoos are bad tattoo Battle, and
it is the closest round yet.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Yes, bonus, it's still tied right now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
It was like forty nine forty eight percent between the
hand tattoos.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Same the hand tattoos at forty eight percent, now the
trees at forty nine percent.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Okay. Voting ends today at wymous radio on Instagram and
again if you can also tell us what the back
tattoo is, fort points.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
For you, very that's gigantic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
It is a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
And do you only want the tree removed?

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
The whole tattoo there is that too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
It's a very good point. The beauty is so the
winner of this round goes on to the championship rounds.
So that's gonna be a couple of weeks. But the
winning tattoo of the whole thing gets their tattoo removed,
thanks in norrosthetic and wellnessen. But the voting is very close.
It is art.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
It is art, it is it is I'm in the
process of game. Mine removed there too, and it's it's
nice I go for my neck my second session next week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Well, you said, I actually didn't really hurt that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
I was freaking out. I told you guys. I kept
getting up and I was like, actually, don't do it.
So I had heard that it hurts more to get
removed than to get the actual tattoo, and I got
the other tattoos a few weeks before that, so no
way left pab No. I was like, actually, they put
cold air on you, like out of this hose while
they're doing it, so it like cools it down. Yeah,

(01:04:48):
it was very chill.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Vote on Instagram at YMS radio the votes coming in
for this for secrets fake name Sarah who found her
dad's special friend you and the ticket tokay.

Speaker 6 (01:05:01):
Oh my god, this makes it almost worth it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Oh well that's yeah. One second, go and get your info.
Elbows getting ready.

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
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(01:05:42):
We want to get you in in craft and Alison.
Good morning. Hi, hey girl, big big plans for the weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
Uh not this weekend?

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
No, well, good news though. You can go project low
in May.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
Okay, Oh my god, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
As one second grad Info, have a fantastic day. Let
me do this. You're a headline a day. Try to
find the craziest headline in the last twenty four hours.
Sauce Use went to the DMV. I did officially, Virginia
Girl Now. Scalpers caught selling free DMV appointments for two
hundred and fifty dollars in Miami. The Miami Dade County

(01:06:21):
Tax Collector's Office announced on Monday uncover a network of
scalpers who hoarded free DMV appointments and sold them for
up to two hundred and fifty dollars. Oh go crazy. So,
while the office is taking steps to stomp out the practice,
going to the DMV has becomes such a horrendous experience.
Drivers are willing to shell out money to avoid in
the first place, which is kind of crazy. Yeah, they say.

(01:06:43):
Scalpers and mass appointments using bots and fake accounts to
exploit an online system. The tax Collector's office spotted two
hundred suspicious appointments in the first three weeks of opening
a new downtown Miammy location. The agency has its sitset
individuals who are part of a local driving schools as
suspects damn in strangling DMB systems, which kind of crazy.

(01:07:04):
So they say local drivers only pushed by appointments because
the standard DMV experience has become absolutely unbearable. Yeah yep.
According to reports in Miami, people could be subject subjected
to a multi day or deal just for newther license.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
What that is? Her?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Why this could have? How mismanaged it is? I guess Oh.
One woman spoke about how her husband arrived at nine
am and trying new his has met license. He was
turned away at one pm as his dad was in
David People's seeking services. Huh that is insane.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
That's pretty wild.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Yeah, but scalping DMV spots, Yeah, my goodness, you're a
headline of the day. Interns Morning show is design? Why
did he lie about a work trip with his co worker?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
Is he cheating?

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
War of the Roses comes next. Tabby Friday, Thanks for
hanging intern John your morning show. I saw spear show
what you got?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
It was probably the Friday Fun Facts because I learned
about my new state.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
For absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
Secrets.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Yes, yeah, including what this woman found helping her dad move. Yeah,
that would also too. There's apparently a car dealership in
the area where employee will bring girls to test drives
and then hook up in the back seat. Yeah, which crazy, Mary.
You know, so we listen, we don't judge for you. Yeah,
anything you miss at the podcast, just search intern John

(01:08:26):
your morning show wherever you listen to podcasts. Rose has
the three things you need to know?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Comment what you got so allergies this season might be
worse than normal.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Then with one of the roses, why is he lying
about a road trip with a co worker? Give me
three minutes first, Sabrina an intern Johnny Marty show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
From the City that Changes the World. Here's Rose with
three things you need.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
To know for your Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
You got for us So forecasters are warning those with
seasonal allergies that pauland Counts will be higher than usual
across across of the US this year. I know my
nose is literally leaking as we speak, which is really gross.
A senior meteorologist said that Paul and Counts will exceed
historical averages in thirty nine States as you know of

(01:09:12):
the warm weather approaches. They're saying that those who suffer
from allergies should prepare for an intense allergy season that
could linger into autumn.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
So if you have allergies, just prepare yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Stock up on the saline like nasal sprays and the
tissues because.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Probably can't meet them unfortunately.

Speaker 4 (01:09:29):
So Sava's Airline says it's realigning its workforce at four airports.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
And BWI is one of them.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
I know, I did a rapport a couple weeks ago
talking about how no one had been let go of
at BWI, but they are changing things. The airline says
it's growth plans at the affected airports haven't blossomed as
expected and.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Now they're overstaff.

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
So about one hundred and twenty ground crew in frontline
employees will lose their jobs between BBP WOW, BWI, and
three airports in California. So what I'm seeing is that
the these people will have a chance to apply for
other positions within the company or take a severance package.
And Southwest employees more than spot five thousand people at
b WY. I'm Fredericksburg City Public Schools tweeted this morning

(01:10:14):
that all schools are closed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Due to a safety and security concern.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
They said, we're closing for safety and security reasons based
on information we received late last night and early this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
No staff should report, so it's closed to everyone. They
haven't said what's going on as of this time, but
I will obviously keep an eye on this and let
you know. I'll post on social media too. I'm Rose.
Those are the three things you need to know.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
For the day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Thank you, Rose, You're welcome. I also want to thank
Ta cy Kebab coming in today. Yeah this is too
much TM, I say, usually you get sick from like
this type of cuisine, but you didn't this time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
It is my favorite, but usually my EOE will get
triggered and then I can't swallow.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
But in this case it works.

Speaker 6 (01:10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Also it's really good and sizes are yeah huge. So
they started off as a food truck back in twenty ten.
They've grown into a beloved Afghan restaurant in Tyson's Corner.
They have halal dishes. It's really good. I had the
chicken and I had the euro meat too. Fantastic. So
get them on Instagram at Tasty Kabob. That's at Tasty Kebab.

(01:11:18):
War of the Roses comes next. Why did he lie
about going on a work trip with a former flag?
Is he hiding something? Give me four minutes Stunning Turn,
Johnny Morny Show. It's War of the Rosies on he
turnshown in your morning show, Kayla, Let me just recap
this quick. You and Dan been together about ten months.

(01:11:39):
Everything is being good, although he travels a lot for work,
which by itself is not the issue. However, one of
his friends sent you a screenshot from a group convo
that Dan is in with some of his homies talking
about how he is currently on a work trip with
a coworker named Trish. Now, Trish is a coworker that
Dan had some type of a relationship with before a

(01:12:02):
fling or something like that. She's never been quite nice
to you. Somebody in this group Chet asked him straight up,
how is Klea going to feel, to which he said,
she's never gonna know with the devil face. So that's
kind of why you wanted to Roses. I hate to
even put this thought in your head, but I would
imagine the thought has to have crossed your mind, Like,
how many other times has she been on trips?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
With them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah right, exactly, Well how many other times has she
been on trips with him?

Speaker 6 (01:12:32):
But also.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
More even like what is the devil face about?

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Yeah, that's okay, So that's that's odd. I also think too,
that it's kind of brazen to brag about it in
a group text that would also imply to everybody in
that group text knows the history of.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Exactly I mean, yeah, okay, and to put it in
receipts like that, now we have receipts. It's a whole
all very freezing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Yes, So let's do this, Kayla instea of having Sauce
call from the Flower Company because he is a town
I'm gonna call from the Stampa Marriott, right, I think, Yeah, okay,
I'll call from Marriott headquarters and check out our corporate
accounts and see if I can give the trip up
that way. Okay, all right, one second. Yeah, it's just

(01:13:21):
an odd thing to at least someone though, no, no doubt.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Yeah, absolutely that's nice at least one of the guys like, hey, gross.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Oh this this Dan Dan is Jimothy calling from Marriott Corporate.
How are you? Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:13:45):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
It is now a good time. What's going on that
Are you Are you a waking up for me? Is
it now a good time?

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
I woke? I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
I'm so sorry. No, I wanted to check in real quick.
I'm with our fraud department, and I wanted to run
some things real quick because I see that you are
here currently on business. Are you enjoying the Austin area. Yeah,
Austin's nice. It looks like you guys say with us
often at our properties.

Speaker 6 (01:14:12):
Yeah, yeah, okay, so we're our corporate account.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Okay, So this is gonna be this is gonna be
very important because our fraud department notified me some things.
I need to clear some things up so they don't
cancel your account. Is that okay?

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Sure, okay, place in a brief hold once agad, thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
So Dan, real quick. On a scale of one to five,
how happy with your stay so far at the Marriotts four?
What can we do to make it a five?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
No, I mean there haven't been that many parks.

Speaker 7 (01:14:53):
Last time there was like, uh, you know, more amenities
and they give me a free breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
So you're the guy. Yeah, I guess. Okay, Well I
have some perks at the end of this and again
I appreciate your your offering real quick. You can you
subscribe your room? One bed? Too bad? One bet? Is
that usual what you get with?

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
How many people do you usually travel with?

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
How many in your party? Usually is a few of us?

Speaker 6 (01:15:31):
We have adjoining rooms sometimes?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
So just for.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Five and for this trip, is there joining rooms?

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
No, I didn't have that this time.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Okay. Can put you on a brief hole one more time,
real quick, plus you and so real quick. I just
want to check in Dan. We've gotten some reports that

(01:16:04):
there's been some credit card from in people charging things
to accounts. I shouldn't be a charging. Have you had
any that happened to you?

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Not that I'm aware of?

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
No, Okay, So overall it's been a fantastic say.

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
Yes, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Okay, that's all I need now if you if you
don't mind, I'd like to offer you a free gift.
I'm sorry, I'm the only working today, which is crazy
layoffs and hiring freezes. I have either a dozen roses
that you can send anywhere in the United States, or
if you don't want to send the roses, I'd like
to give you a free massage. I put you in
a brief hold one second ahead to.

Speaker 8 (01:16:52):
Change.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
Bless you now, Dan, would you like the flowers again?
They are romantic roses. We can send those anywhere in
the United States. I see here looks like you are.
You live in Virginia? Is that correct?

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
Okay, we can send them to Virginia. Or we have
the romantic massage for two that's at the y MS
spodg of Sling the Street, Fantastical Mom pop shop, the messuse.
Erica has very soft hands.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
Oh, it's been a rough trip. I'd definitely take the
massage now.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I do want to point out, though the massage is romantic,
is for two, and it has to be too. Erica
is very particular about that, so is that gonna be
an issue?

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
I got somebody perfect in mind who is here currently?

Speaker 8 (01:17:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
You want to put it?

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Okay? Is this a girlfriend? Because it is romantic? So
I make sure that it's not. I it's a coworker
and it's romance. Lord notes. That goes you know what
I mean? It seems like a fucking you know, we're cool.
I don't know if the first part sentence was that English.

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
She's like a pling where you know, we're cool.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
I don't know, okay, but well listen, yeah, but yeah,
I guess. Okay, sometimes these girls getting their feelings. So
I want you your leader on. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, perfect, Yeah,
Well I think she'll appreciate it. Okay, So romantic massage.
I just had a presentation and she kind of deserves it. Okay,

(01:18:26):
So here's the thing, So I have the romantic massage
be both you in the same room as that. Okay, yeah,
without clothes on. I guess make I heard that, And
so what do you want the car to Trisha say, I.

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
Hope this cools you down after a long journey.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Hope this cools you down after a log journey, long journey.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
It's been great.

Speaker 6 (01:18:55):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
I keep it casual, don't make it get don't make
her get to attached, you know, No, I understand. Uh
does how how would a massage pull somebody down to.

Speaker 7 (01:19:06):
So I know, I think that it can be relaxing
after a stressful work trip that we're sort of in
the back nine of this trip, and they could help,
you know, a real gentleman of it kids and tells.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
But uh yeah, a couple.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Eagles, Hello, can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Hear me.

Speaker 5 (01:19:37):
Real?

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
So you're again? Oh my god, what are you thinking me?

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
You're not even the balls on you like you don't
even care. We don't even you would tell somebody Taylor. Oh, oh,
surprise to hear me your girlfriend? Surprise?

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
When are you wait?

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
You work for.

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Real?

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Quick?

Speaker 6 (01:19:57):
Dan?

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
My name is Interns Young and that is your girlfriend, Calen.
I got Sauce Rose here as well. We're doing a
war of the roses of the show. Yeah, I need
I need you to know that. So I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
One of your friends rad you out that you're gonna
be down. You're a TRISHO. Why would you not tell
your girlfriend? I mean, obviously you and Trisha hooking up.
You got some eagles, which that makes no sense. It's
a golf thing. No, I understand that part of it. Now,
understand that part of it. However, in the terms of
hooking up, I'm not sure that makes sense. Oh okay,

(01:20:34):
well the correct a.

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
Sorry right now.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Yeah, I don't think he has a brain. Cale. I'm
gonna be honest with you. I think you're better telling him.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
God, I don't know what were you talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:20:45):
Really? I mean it was a former fling.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I said, literally for you, buddy, there's literally tape for
us to run back. So don't even worry. Have you
literally on tape running back?

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
Let's see what happened?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
Okay, Well, the Beauty is the podcastle posted layer today,
So everybody, will you hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Yeah, yeah it? No you did not?

Speaker 5 (01:21:13):
Or The Roses is cretacked and possibly edited to broadcasts
with permission granted from all participants.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
One more Roses.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Go to YMS radio dot com if you want deal
war the Roses. The form is up YMS radio dot
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Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
We're are we talking about who's performing at the LA
Olympics in twenty twenty eight?

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this round our bad tattoo battle. The stakes keep getting raised.
Oh my goodness. This round between the hand tattoo and
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Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
I promise.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I am sick a tire, sickond tire talking about Blake
Lively and Justin Valdoni. But Blake Lively has now asked
the court, and remember I told you, like yesterday or
two days ago, that Ryan Reynolds also asked me dropped,
But Blake Lively asked the court now to dismiss Justin
Valdoni's four hundred million dollars defamation lawsuit based on a
new me too law. So basically, eighteen months ago, California

(01:22:38):
Governor Gavin Newsom signed a law that literally bans defamation
lawsuits serve filed to retaliate against sexual harassment allegations. So
the Valdoni Lively legal battle will be one of this
law's first test. So Justin Valdoni's lawsuit is toss he
will suffer suffer a double whammy. I don't know why
I keep suttering. I'm sorry, but this California Me too

(01:22:59):
law also titles Blake to collect money from Justin Valdoni
for her attorney's fees plus damages. Justin has a course
andied Blake Lively harassing Blake on the set of It
Ends with Us and he's accused her and Ryan Reynolds
with Us is from Taylor Swift And this is just
based off the court records in Hijacking, the movie that
he directed. I don't think Taylor Swift knew that she

(01:23:19):
was involved, though, I'm just gonna say that, and that's
just my own opinion. Yeah, and then try to destroy
his reputation and career. So I don't know. I feel
like Blake asked for the smoke and he's just trying to,
you know, protect himself and his family, and now he's like,
oh no. Kendrick Lamar could be featured, could be the
featured act in the twenty twenty eight Los Angeles Olympics

(01:23:39):
opening ceremony. So the chairman of the organizing committee for
the summer Games is also Kendrick's rep, Casey Wasserman. He said, quote,
he is truly a Los Angeles icon. It would be
a pretty fair bet that Kendrick will be involved in
the Olympics in Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Unquote.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Kendrick is just all one, like he has just been everywhere.
It has been his time, and I mean even his
record well because his record reps also represent Drake. Yeah,
but they're like, yeah, I mean you're winning. So yesterday's
meeting of the organizing Committee discussed how Los Angeles wildfires
will impact the twenty twenty eight Olympics. There's a belief
that preparing the summer games will be a catalyst for

(01:24:15):
the city's rebuilding and rebirth. So I can't even imagine.
And this is pretty wild to me. So Apple TV
plus is deep in the red. It reportedly loses one
billion dollars annually.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
Oh my god. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
So the Apple corporation that's invested five billion a year
into their streaming services say that these current losses are
quote unquote manageable.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Are they? Yes, the rest of the company, But imagine
making Ted and Severance And it's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Oh, yeah, that's what I was about to say. So basically,
Apple TV plus has far fewer subscribers and Netflix, Disney
and Amazon, and despite having quickly claims to shows like
Ted Lasso, The Morning Show and Severance, and they just
they only have about forty five million subscribe That's crazy.
I'm like, that's such a big number, but whatever I
feel like For something to watch this weekend, there is

(01:25:05):
a time March Mountains Starr Yesterday the Cops are playing
the Panthers tomorrow. That's on Monumental on ESPN. Severance is
season finale on Apple City Plus. If you miss Wicket
Theaters is now streaming on Peacock. Ye Sing Sing is
out on Max, American Idols on ABC, and White Loa's
is out on HBO.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Thanks Shauser. If you need something to listen to this weekend,
on your Thoughts Shower podcasts out. How do sound smart?
You can listen? Why miss radio dot com? Why this
famous cartoon character was arrested? Give me about three minutes.
First Sabrina and Badcam and he turns John your morning
show and be honest, this isn't great. Police in Italy
have put a warrant out for the arrest of one

(01:25:44):
Mickey Mouse. What so terrified tourists have a part of
this Mickey Mouse lookalike somebody in a costume oh being
hunted by police after reportedly threatening tourists with a knife.
What is this kind of like In Vegas they tell
you I don't take a photo with somebody in caution
because they're going to ask for money, Like, that's kind
of what happened pickpockety no no, so well that too.

(01:26:07):
But they say photos and videos share on social media
show the Magic Kingdom mascot posing for photos of smiling tourists.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Tourists unwilling to pay for the photos have a horrid
being threatened by the character, with one claiming he pulled
a knife on those. God, I mean obviously not pulled knife,
but to assume they're in costume for free, it's also
a bit odd too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Yeah, that's kind of picture. Even when I went to
LA a few years ago and we were on like,
what's that like the Hollywood Walk or whatever, and there
they are like spongebobs everywhere. I was like, I don't
want to get a picture with any of these people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
So they're on the lookout. So we see Mickey Mouse,
be careful.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Can we say it's like Mickey Mouse and no way,
it's like legit looking.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Like the scary cash on the on the street thing.
It's intern Johnny Mary Show, Huge, thanks again, Tasty Kabob
coming in. We all downed everything they sent.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
It's sounds like it was Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
I stood that's how good it was. I guess I
know food's going to be standing at my Gods. They
started off as a food truck back in twenty ten.
Now they are beloved Afghan a restaurant in Tyson's Corner.
Get them on Instagram at Tasty Kebob. At Tasty Kebob,
it is really really good. You missed anything today, You
missed secrets, you miss War of the Roses. Get the podcasts.
Just search Internshoon in your morning show wherever you listening podcasts.

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