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Speaker 1 (00:06):
More of the rosies on Internshohn in Your Morning Show.
The motto of our show happy healthy relationship. There is
nothing worse than you think you're in that, but then
you find something out that makes you wonder, is your
person stepping out?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Are they cheating? Nate, good morning?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Take me yeah, man, So let's kind of walk through this.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
This is a bit of one of those situations where
if there is actual cheating, this is almost like a
divine intervention. So walk us through this. You and Jessica
been dating for how long?
Speaker 4 (00:40):
We've been dating for two years? Okay, and recently I
had a flood at my apartment. Yeah, and I was
crashing at her plate.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
And that's that's kind of why we're here, right, So
in those two years, there's been no issues, right everybody
mom and dad, like her, friends and family like her.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Everything's cool, Like it just seems to be going. Well,
it's going, I mean pretty pretty good pace, you know,
comfortable pace, and it's uh and it's yeah, but I said,
it's incident and it was like I needed, you know,
it was just right. I could stay at my place.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
But it's like it's.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
As so your apartment floods, the guy, read the carpet.
You crash your girlfriend's place should be fairly easy. What
happened that makes you want roses?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Well, let me, So I work at home for from home, right,
So I've been doing you know, so I'm at her
place all day while she goes to work, and I've
been doing like household stuff to help out.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, that's nice.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I was doing laundry and dishes and stuff like that.
But when it came across a lawn tree, so I
found a parati whities. Yeah, I don't wear them.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Or just tidy white.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
They're like men's underwear, underwear like brief we call them, right, yeah,
so they're like men grief, right, And they're not mine
and no one else's, you know, like she doesn't have
any other males in her life that she'd be helping
out or anything like that, Like, so, who's underwear? These?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
They're not mine? I know I know her underwear, I
mean with.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Her for two years.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I know all her underwear, Like you know what I mean,
they're not wearing them.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I would also say to you, I mean, emi, you
wrap like they be too big for her anyway, So
it's not like a possibility and like.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
The pants for Halloween.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
You're saying, what for a fact, Nate? Like these a
grown man? These are a grown manscap underwear.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Right, and so I know they're not hurt, So who
are they? Right?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like, that's what maybe calling.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm kind of like, you know, and so.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Let me ask, prior to your place flooding, what percent
of the time would you guys hang out your place
versus her place?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I mean she'd come over a lot, you know, I'd
invite her over and was on her way home, so
it was like an easier trip for her, right, they
could be like okaya, like make dinner.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
And then so when you had to bring up like hey,
like I have no place to crash, does she invite
you a crash at her place? Or are you like, hey,
can I crash your place?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
That's good question in me?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Okay, stay here, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Okay, So let's do this, Nate.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Instead of calling doing flowers, let's call from our country
morning show alter ego the Morning Bowl Ride. We'll do
a round of last person to see you naked. Obviously
it should be you, but if it is somebody else,
we'll get some answers for you.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Okay, Okay, War the Roses, No Problem.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
War the Roses less than three minutes on Intern Johnny
Morning Shows, War the Roses on Intern john in your
morning show, Nate, let me recap this quick. You and
Jessica dating for about two years. Everything's been going good.
Don't live together. However, you had a flood in your apartment,
so they're redoing the carpet, all that stuff. You are
crashing at her place the last couple of days you
(03:52):
work at home. She has to go into the office,
so you've been trying to do some nice things around
her place to help out, which I think is fantastic.
You know, dishes, laundry, but that's kind of why we're here.
You found a pair of men's whitey tidy, tidy, whitey,
whoever you want to phrase it, underwear in her laundry
that you know aren't hers, and they aren't yours. You
know they're not hers because you've seen basic everything she has.
(04:14):
They're also too big for her. You also know they
not yours because they're not yours. That's kind of why
we are where we are, right, correct, I guess too.
The thing with the laundry is that like it's between clothes,
she's worn before.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
You know what I'm saying, Like, it's not just handing
in a closet.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
It means like that was somewhat recently put in there
with other clothes that were deemed dirty, and that to
me is like also, who left out there underwear?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, So instead of doing the typical roses Nate, I
think we call from the morning bull Ride, our country
morning show alter ego. We'll put Jessica in our secret
relation chamber. We'll ask her the last person to see
her naked and vice versa, and then that's how we'll
get her answer. Because we were talking during the break,
you two have not been intimate since you became roommates
(05:04):
ish right right days? Okay, and that's the okay and
the other thing.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
And we've mentioned that, yeah, but we haven't been into
the last year. And that's what I was.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Curious before I mentioned the fact that it was her idea.
I think that is more of a positive thing, because
something different she's like, oh no, don't come here, But
the fact that she's comfortable enough to let you stay
there when she's not there, like this could just be
a misunderstanding. How did men's underwear, getting her laundry hampered. Well,
I don't know for sure, but let's try and get
her on. We'll go from there. Crazier things have happened,
(05:38):
so we don't we don't judge. Hello, I called for Jessica. Please,
Jaska's humble from the morning bowl rack. I put you
in hold real quick talk to you in the show
(06:05):
time for wig getting all his knees to give you
something you need.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
On this morning bull ride. That's a long one. I
know to my left is Hally.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I am Shelby Lynne. I'm getting you in where Sheby Land,
anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You got so many people getting in Shelby l and
you're like the damn.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Fair I was gonna say, I'm like a fence that
like you can open my fence like a gate.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
It is on the phone. I got the one, the
only Jessica, Jessica.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Hello, Jessica, this is the morning bull Ride.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Now he's very exciting.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
We are number one radio station on your side, by
your side and your behive. And the reason I'm calling
you is we got somebody in our secret relation chamber.
The reason they're in our secret relation chamber is because
they told us they are the last person to see
you naked, and you are the last person to see
them naked.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Well, I count to three.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
If you say their name, you both win a free
cruise at Jamaica.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Queen.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Now, how nice is that sound, Jessica? You and this
person oil and up Jamaica beautiful at the time of
the year, is that something might be interesting?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So somebody, somebody is in our secret relationship.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
They told us that you are the last person to
see them naked, and they are the last person to
see you naked. And when I counted three, if you
say their name, you're correct. You both win the cruise
Jamaica Queen. How amazing is that sound?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's for real, It's for real.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Do you want to go Jamaica? Want to go to Jamaica?
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So I'm gonna do you have the person to mind
the person who last saw the nude?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Don't know. On account of three, you will say their
name and we will find out.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Okay, okay, one? Three?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Jessica Gerald jar you jess because your boss?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Wow, wow o, whoa.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What's going on? I mean, wait a minute, Jessica, my
name is intern John. Wait, hold on, hold on, I
got Saucer Rose. He were doing one of the roses
on the show. Nate, do you know who Gerald is?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Boss? How old is he?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
It's like seventy something years old?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Girl retired, Jessica, why do you have I'm assuming it's
Gerald's white ties.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Why do you have another man's underwear in your dairy clothes?
I can't believe.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Hell Nate, what what you are?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
You?
Speaker 5 (09:15):
No?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
You? Why?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Why did your boss see you naked? Well, first of all,
that's not your business, Okay, it's your boyfriend's business. This
is my professional life. Sounds very professional. I do what
I need to Listen, I do what I need to do.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Okay, women's the only they need to do.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That level well, I don't need to explain.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
You don't, but don't say that. Then that's like a
blanket statements level of you can actually just like be
good at your job.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, so you you admit then you're hooking up with
your boss barely barely underwear. Yeah, it's gonna with the
guy Mawruss, the underwear from the ragging administration.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Also, Jessica, you sound excited that it was Gerald and
you're like, oh, did he do this?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I'm so excited. I was playing along, was playing along
if it was him, I was just playing along. Yeah,
that was that was not serious anything.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
So Jessica, if Day was sleeping with his female boss,
that'd be okay with you because it's just business leveling up.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Listen, you can't.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
You can't just lump everybody together.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Is it different? I feel like, kind of why do I.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Need to even?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why am I even defending myself?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
Who are you?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I'm Baltimore's radio host of the Year intern John, Thank
you so much for ask. I was radio host last year,
back to back champions.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
So don't you think your boyfriend should know if you
are sleeping with Grandpa?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Was crazy? He's knocking the desk office. We're not age
shaming now, but what even made you? What even made
you want to do this? I don't I don't understand this.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
I would get at your place, could help out because
I was there and I just was and I found
these underwear.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
So you're making it so weird. War of the Roses
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