BEST OF AUGUST | Aries Spears, Ghostface Killah & Joe and Jada's MOST HILARIOUS moments - Joe and Jada

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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Oh I went, I went, I went yo yo yo.
I got a yo yo yo for you yo. I
went to Summer Slam. What's the guy that works for
Michael Rubin sitting next to me, The red hair guy, Michael,
look up his name. He's the president of a Fanatics.
He's sitting next to me because I got a witness. Okay,

(00:38):
so I go Summer Slam. I'm trying to tell you,
I'm about to tell your story. That's gonna ring off
cap Mainly they're gonna be like it's not true. But
it's a million percent. So I go to SummerSlam, right,
And I went because a good friend of mine, Jelly Roll,
was wrestling, right, So I know he trained four months.

(01:01):
I know jelly Roll, but you know he's a big boy.
You know, I stick with the big boys. Pause. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa. Told you already that that ain't even the
part of the story. Still, guys, I'm in the corner, right,
So I go, huh, Mike Herman is Mike whoever knows

(01:24):
Mike Herman, He's the president for that. Ain't sitting right next?
The point? Is CARDI b sitting there too. It gets
to the jelly Row. It's Jelly Roll against Logan Paul
and uh, Jelly won't come up with this guy. What's
that rest of jelly Roll had with him? Yo? Kiss?

(01:46):
None of us, none of us want the fair one.
We don't even want the ten on one. We don't
even want to be able to have a knife to
fight this guy. What Randy, even if he gave you weapons,
you don't want to fight this guy. This guy is
so big, bro, like, he's unreal. Anybody go google him

(02:08):
if you don't know wrestling. This guy's the prototype, like
he might be the first human AI guy. Right, I'm
looking at the dude, no can pause. Incredible, right, but
I'm looking at the He's unreal. It's what I'm saying
as a human being. It's like this guy is a problem. Right,
So I go. I'm looking. I'm cheering Jelly Roll. Up.

(02:30):
They are beating the breaks off of Jelly Roll. They
are double suplexing up. They doing my man so filthy. Now,
I'm a fat guy, so I know every bone. I
know what I know, I know everybody. I'm a fat
guy who lost way to so I know when he falls.

(02:53):
I said, yes, that's two months out of the the
Country Awards. He is not going to the Country Remoards,
not after this ship. This was a childhood dream. I
salute you, jelly Roll. In fact, I've never seen a
celebrity because you know, you had Donald Trump in there.
You had a bunch of celebrities that went up in

(03:14):
there but didn't really do snoop. Jelly Jelly Roll was
on top of the ropes, getting suplex getting hit with
chairs over the dead like he was all in. They
beat up brakes out of this guy, Joe, And I'm
there for jelly Roll, right, so I'm filming the shit
he's They put him on the table, right, I got

(03:38):
it on my story. I'm front row. They put him
on the table and Logan palls up on the top rope.
He's outside on the table in front of the things.
The man jumps and crashes on jelly Roll. I immediately
was like, all right, there he goes out four months,

(03:59):
there's nowhere but like they, I mean, they suckered me in.
So Jelly Rose acting like he's hurt. So there's about
a I was about to say a hundred. Let me
just keep it off the cap circuit. Ten guys ran
over in girls ten guys and girls ran over. Oh
my god, are you okay? I'm thinking he's hurt because

(04:19):
I'm a fat guy. I know what just happened. I
know the Verde brain. I know his shit is fucked up.
So I'm thinking he's really hurt. I'm like, Yo, come on,
Jelly gone, but I'm really concerned. I'm gonna be honest
with you. Joseph Antonio Cardahina is concerned about jelly Bow.
They beat the ship out, this dude, so bad fucking

(04:43):
seven foot ship they do? Yo? What they did? The
double water? I said, come mar not just I can't
do it. No amount of money, No amount of money.
Could they double supplex me. I'll be dad, I'm gonna
be honest you. I break my whole shit. I don't
know what the fuck jelly Row did and do it,

(05:05):
but anyway, they got him on the floor. I'm believing it. Okay,
Carli Beat's right next to me, Get up, get up,
She's all in right. So I'm sitting there, I'm like,
Jelly I'm really all jokes aside, word to my mother.
I'm thinking he's really hurt. So they ran over like
they didn't do this. The whole time. They ran over

(05:27):
like ten of them, yo Jelly, and they talking to him.
I'm thinking this guy he gets up and help him up.
Took like ten minutes. They fucking this man up. Over there,
his tag team partner. They beating the break, They jumping
him to death. Over there, he's getting his ass, the
big guy. They beat the brace off this stool. Watch

(05:49):
Jelly rolls like you know. Jelly Row gets up. He
turns around, Sis, I'm sorry, Joe, I can't fight no more.
I can't. I tried, Joe, thank you for supporting me. Joe.
It's a million people in this fucking arena. This is
Jelly Row out of anybody, I swear to god. He

(06:13):
looked at me. I'm sorry, Joe, a kid, Joe, I'll
let you down. Joe. Michael wats his name, it's right
next to me. He said, they definitely ain't not gonna
believe you. The guy from all fanatics, he said, they're
not gonna believe this shit. Jelly Row was telling me,
I'm sorry, Joe, I can't finish. I can't. I'm like,

(06:35):
but Jelly, I'm patting him on his back, Yo Jelly.
He's like, I'm sorry, Joe. I know you supported me, this, this, that,
and he's walking. I'm like, damn, they fuck Jelly Row up.
But in true w w E fashion, he gets to
the tip and he turns around. He starts looking and
they're like jolly Jelly.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
And all of a sudden, the motherfucker I got the
power came back. He came back and started clothes lining
dudes fucking him up.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
I got sucked for the wrestling. I felt like a
whole com maniac. I felt like back in the day.
I'm looking at Jelly Row, Jela Jela screaming with the crowd,
jedla jah late and let me tell you something. They
still lost, But I got a salute Jelly roll for y'all.
I could. I cannot. Maybe I'm too old. Maybe he's

(07:29):
a little bit jelly Row might be younger than me. Right,
I personally know I can't take that for sure. For sure,
I can't take it. Man, he's way younger than me.
I get it. Forty years old, maybe thirty nine, forty
out of tried it right about now with these amphibious legs,
that shit off NBA. Luca got the new muscles, the

(07:53):
new contract. Luca came up the dykeman and was shooting
from the sinkers like water. He was going crazy and
thank me for the guard. W n b A. They'd
been throwing joint skis on the court. You seen that, No,
it was jo. They went to Dynasty Commoditie. No joints,

(08:16):
joints skis. They throwing dildos on the court in the
w n b A. Now the dildo's are joints sky.
I mean I didn't want to try to keep him
polytically direct. Yo. Let me tell you something, man, this
ship out of control, like Yo, America's gone wow joint
and they keep throwing lime greenwood. They caught the less

(08:40):
somebody just got arrested. Somebody try to keep it going
and knocked. Now. I went to the n b A
the w n b A with Remy and she pulled
up in my house. So she got not just the
short shorts, short short, the short. So I'm looking at her.
I'm like your sister, like you're gonna wear that ship
in the game when you talk about Roston Yo, my man, yo, Yo,

(09:07):
Every time I look at the bench, they doing this
to remy hot ship Florus. As soon as the game
and that they ran over Remy. I was like, Yo,
you looking for the ship. You came to the Florentity. No,
ain't lying, and we love him. I'm a big fan

(09:28):
of the w N B A. I got no problems,
but I wonder premeditated bouse with dumb ships. I say, Yo, listen,
this is gonna be an issue. She don't want I said,
all right, every time I look over my shoulder, they're
going sending hearts and ship that. Ran. I said, Yo,
red me. You came to the brom you came to

(09:49):
the them. Motherfuckers. They ran over at the end of
the game. Hey, Ran, love you this, this, that. But
they throwing joint skis at the game. That's violation. But
it gotta be. Nah, I ain't even jamming myself up
like that. Don't please, please, don't please don't because don't
do rich flag, don't do pre flag. Yo, let me

(10:14):
tell you something, Jadakis, congratulations in the algorithm. Yo, this man,
it didn't take long for this man to get in
the system. The joint skis on the court. That's the
funniest ship I ever heard of my life. I thought
you met like they had Dyke been throwing joints at
Luca no, No, like joints like like Barrol Rono's not

(10:36):
pre rolls rolls on the court lime green joints skeys.
Why they lying green? I don't know where. I don't
know where they get the I don't know what they
got the color away from. I just know he's doing
joint sks. Man, we got to stop this. The ladies
with you owe them, you know what're throwing them joint

(10:58):
skis on the court. Man. Yeah, somebody lost one of
the mayor bets. They needed somebody to have two more points.
They took him out. Joint skill through the y'all or
that's might be happening. Jr. May is over there, Like
this guy got twelve? Who was it you spent ten
thousand you had on that game? You tell her what
was the guy? What was the guy scored twelve? Ch

(11:20):
ogrim bro They pulled about twelve. I was like, yo,
for sure it was like seven minutes left. I'm like,
for sure, she spent nine thousand. Ladies and gentlemen may
have spent nine thousand, nine thousand. That was a nine
thousand dollars bet. That's a Canadian border conversation there. Let
me tell you something. Nobody bigger than the program. Nobody's

(11:47):
bigger than the program. And when people start thinking they
bigger than the program, that's when they disappeared, you know.
And even I I've had the conversation because people look
at me like I'm the leader of my crew. But
I've had the conversation with guys in my crew where

(12:08):
I say, nobody's bigger than the program. Even Fat Joe
is accessible. If I for some reason I'm out of here,
you know, the show goes on. I ain't just talking
about rap, I'm just talking about in life. And so
people get confused thinking they bigger than the program, Like, yeah,

(12:29):
your contributions is incredible. Yeah, we appreciate what you do.
I mean, if you want to be tough, we got
thirty tough guys. What you feel about people when they
start thinking they bigger than the program, Karma deal with them.
Let God sort of though, kill them and didn't let go.

(12:49):
I love that. Let me get let me, let me
get these questions in your Jada's on one today. Boy,
let me tell yourself. Yo. By the way, if yesterday's
the third the fourth anniversary of the Versus Locks and
Dip set, then today's the anniversary of yesterday's price. We

(13:22):
didn't even gotta do no questions. That was it, yo.
No question ended with that man a leg looks like
he's getting short. You better stop sucking with my leg. Yo.
I'll tell you something. I know what's crazy. I'm at
my store. Nay, they think I got the stinky leg,

(13:45):
but it's okay. That ship fly ain't fly. Let me
tell you something. I'm just looking at the calf is
I get this finished street?

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Fun of my legs? He's this rich fucking legs. This
ship just shined into the Baltic Sea? Are yours? And
do what like this? Some real they wish they had
my legs. You could be copped diesel legs. So you
wish you had this type of ship? We walk with

(14:29):
God the squatty don't have to tell you not the
ship your caff is looking. He's looking like you was doing.
I was trying to explain to him. I said, Yo, listen,
these you women who had these. I'm gonna be honest

(14:50):
with you. Guys. If you could have seen the ship's
I have seen through, this ain't the type of this
ain't what you want?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Your man, your eyes Jada. I tell Jada, I said, Jada,
I'm trying to get you one hundred million. Said yo,
I'm trying to keep you up there, saying asylum. You're
going crazy up here? Bro, what's wrong with that? Really?
That touched me when I watched the repeat. You thought
about it? I said, Yo, this guy that we think about,

(15:25):
not to bring it up. Unlet's say, like somebody in
our real life, Wendy Williams was a powerhouse media. They
really gassed it like she's crazy and took her brad.
She had about one hundred million bro owning productions of
the TV show and all that. It's like they've done
it to somebody. So you ain't ain't gonna let him.

(15:48):
You might be saving me from that, saying asylum. How
old is your son? Three? Oh? Man, I don't even
get to see him on social media. You ain't bring
he come to America. He's here. I got to see
him before I get out of here. Man. Well yeah here,
you know what I'm saying. Years old three man? That's amazing. Man.

(16:09):
They grow up so fast. My daughter is my youngest,
nineteen old. This over there look same something. I was
just having him minute crazy too, you think you're crazy.
Of course, yeah, you thinks we're all away crazy. He's like, Yo,
I want to wait till this train him self destruck. Like, Yo, fact,

(16:31):
Joey's crazy. I think you you're still safe, like people
don't think you're crazy like you've been. No, no, no,
I'm saying, if we cancel, hold on, hold on, if
we cancel the show today, you will still walk out
of here that same jadakiss I am the cat king
a liar story evangelist. Yo, how does sacrifice know? Is

(16:57):
this what people saying about you? We got the most
lich show with the game why man? I know, Sis,
But what you got to understand is you remember people.
As much people would love Floyd Floyd Mayweger, half of
them hated it. They want to see him getting knocked out,
but he had that defense that showed the rut. So
these guys, they want to see Joe crack self destructing

(17:17):
from all these But when I tell him I'm the
guard cracked him, I will show him a picture of
me fifteen years old with the koofie on. And then
if you swiped that, I got the mecad just so
you know, you might have rocked the gym. You know,
my shit come with receipts. But it sounded like, Yo,
this guy's going crazy. Fat Joe is losing his mind.

(17:39):
Almost WoT the royal blue hat for the cat. That's crazy.
It was ever a point in time in your in
your career where you was just like, yo, like, what's up?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Like being done with it?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Nah, just like like it wasscouraging, discouraging and what like.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Yeah, definitely definitely. I mean she went from Doctor Yeah,
I got dropped from Dree Roughriders, and then when when
because I was signed to like in a scope, when
Rough Riders kind of went through their issues within the scope,
I kind of got caught up in that and that
kind of fucked up everything to me, Like when Tambourine
came out that basically that's when everything kind of fell apart,

(18:24):
and I definitely felt like deflated.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
This is one of the most discouraging businesses by far
you ever been. I would I would think elaborate brother,
it was always something you mean, you get the album
and you think it's the album money thing is five
songs can't get cleared and this and that. It's always
something nice. I mean, I think that's just with life

(18:50):
and right now with it just being so much in
social media and so much everybody in your business, and
everybody got something to say, and everybody got a common
in this and opinion. And he's way harder now, Like
I think back in the days, you could hide your life,
like like like I never used to see rock Him

(19:13):
when Rock Him was number one, I never would see him.
I'll be like, yo, does he really live in the
mansion with with this with the fish with the like
and so you know, I'm like, real, that's just his
favorite dish. I'd be like, yo, that he must live
in a mansion with fishes his favorite like, you know,

(19:36):
like we never seen Michael Jackson. Like I never seen
Michael Jackson. I seen you saw him where Summer Jam
that time Vegas. I seen him making Vegas. You walk right,
Bob An No, yeah, and what Nacy cavities. I didn't
get to speak to him, but he walked right, Bud Wow.

(19:57):
Never got to see Mike. That was the most win
you ever met. When the hotel, I don't know, I.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Mean I think I've been like Prince for me was
probably as my top. Like I got to record with him,
I got to perform with him. I got to like
hang out and really bust it up.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
With him, so that's to me. Yeah, and then he
really used to play basketball in the platforms. I don't know.
I never saw that, but I heard he did. No. No,
Charlie Murphy, listen. I had one time to meet Prince, yeah,
and I fucked up. It's a legendary night though. They

(20:35):
had a wh when the All Star was in Qus.
He was performing, performing at the Jordan. I was and
I was so small right drunk this one night because
I never get hot a drink, but that night I
got drunk and Prince was performing and I was just like, yeah,
I can catch him next time. Whatever. I ain't paid

(20:57):
the right attention. And then he passed away, you know,
shortly after, and I was like, damn, I couldn't, like
really yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:06):
Because you kind of took it. That actually happened with
me with Michael Jackson. I could have met him, but
then I was like, nah, I'll get to.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Meet because Swiss.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
I think Swiss was working with him, So I was like,
I definitely meet him through like at a time, and
then I think it was two weeks later.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
A week later, I was like, I'll just wait, you
know what happened to me. You know, my favorite singer
of all time is Luther Vandrois. And so when Luther
was in the hospital, I pulled up. They told me
what the hospital was, but I never met Luther, never
did and I parked outside the joint and I was
just like, I was scared to go up stairs. Of course,

(21:42):
you know what I'm saying, So I ain't going upstairs.
The hospital was Beth Israel on second Alvenue. Better stop
capping your face and all that ship he down with
all them guys out there up you lead up joke.

(22:04):
You're the you know, like honeymooners. You're the leader of
the lodge. But the sad thing is, I'm scared to
go upstairs upstairs because I ain't think he would know

(22:25):
me or nothing like that. But I mean, you couldn't
pay you, You couldn't go up there and say your
last words. Yeah, man, I mean, but uh And so
a d m X, right, that's another guy. You got
super y'all got superhi history, you got any d m
X stories. We probably might have never heard.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
My god, yeah, no, x's X was like, I don't
know special, you know, you know what I'm.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Asking you the people, don't they not. I mean, like
I said, some of my next stories, they say, I'm
lying one million percent. Nah, I don't even know what
stories to tell.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
I mean, hanging out of windows, hanging out of cars,
driving out of wind like what the hell?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Like what? Speeding crazy all the time, all the time.
But for some reason you trusted him. I don't even know.
I've been in cars.

Speaker 6 (23:22):
I was in cars with him, and for some reason,
you fucking he made you believe that you was gonna
be okay.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
You just was like cool.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
We do a tribute to him, like a small little
tribute on the show.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah, and people really they love so. Yeah. He was
special man. Yeah, you know it was one of the greatest.
You know, every time I uh, I think a d
MX man, he just had the biggest songs ever, Like
y'all gonna make me lose my mind. I mean, like,

(23:56):
anytime I'm listening to music in the in the show
or club or something, one of his ship come on,
it immediately makes me think of that time where I'm like, Yo,
this ship, Yeah, it's huge. Ship huge. Ever, what do

(24:16):
people ask you to do? What's your most successful impersonation?
A ship?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
I know it all.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
They all are. They like the town one that people
always Actually they like the Tony soprano. Oh yeah, you
be killing fucking Medal of Age. It's going down to
the fucking Artie got the but the fucking grazy Oh
my kids love it, Medo ag sh Jannis.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
And johny Shack.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
You know that ship is crazy to me. That ship,
I don't know. My voice might be in the Italian
Spider all Italian joint and you start talking like that
the whole fucking place to look at you, right, They'll
be like yo, what the fuck? They love it?

Speaker 7 (24:52):
And when I do it at the show, it's like
the Italians go, fucking nigga's good.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
You know that one guy? He does a good Denzel
Oh just see King, Yeah, say something heap of all
the dudes that did Denzel, Me, Godfrey, my man, Reggie
reads out of Chicago. Uh see King and Dean Edwards
and again this place two people going, man, you hey,
do you you don't give it up to other people?

Speaker 7 (25:21):
I said, listen, se King was is so cold with it.
I stopped doing it because I felt foolish. He's dead
the fuck on and every chance I get to promote him.
I tell people, people still hit me up and go, yo,
you're Denzel see King. He got the crown. Man got that,
he got the crown.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's like that. It's like that sometimes you know you
got a big Sometimes somebody does something so good you
don't want to fuck with it.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
Well, you know, everybody like this, there's certain impressions that
everybody owns. Like you go, Frank Caliendo owns Madden, see
King owns Denzel J. Farrell owns Will Smith. So for me,
it's like Tony soprano Shack.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
You know, wasn't scoring there. Dominate, dominate, I mean the
bo insign inside outside game. You gotta getick the ball man.
You gotta put the eyes comedic's comedian part of it.
Why you made it like the back of the bus,

(26:26):
just like that. You know he sounds just that, but
you ain't see the OsO Shack Shack he was doing
the real loves it in the yellow bus. Shack loves it,
but he loves it. He loves it. He was on
that dress. I love Jada Kitts, but he really fucking
me up with this euro step ship. It's just like God,
I said, no, no, no, you being the comedian, you've

(26:47):
seen that ship. You you thought somebody helped anybody do
the battery back for him Sadden. That was too good. Yes,
that ship was too good. Joe said that. You know
I can't.

Speaker 7 (26:59):
I can't keep fighting you for verbal rebound position. Uh, listen,
rappers and comedians a little bit of because it's wordplay,
it's it's jokes, it's metaphors, punch lines.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
So that's not that's not. I can rap, but I'm
not a rapper, but I can. I can some lyrics.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
Fact, let me see, I don't want to embarrass myself,
but because I try to do a Biggie impression and
it is awful.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Uh, but I wrote the lyrics.

Speaker 7 (27:27):
So I said some about the biggie baby bit delivers
cold like the shivers. Talk slick ship, spick game is vicious, malicious.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Have I roll through you like a cancer doc speak bleak,
talk about your chances, seem to work slow to chemo,
flush to the bone. Merrow fight window that row, fuck several,
fuck beef, make peace with your priest.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
At least think of think about tomorrow. Poppa Spots you,
Biggie be the drop to Chris. Keep it real, keep
it Frank like Sinatra something like that.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
So I'm not a rapper, but you know what I mean,
and I'm got it in this new generation, you as
you be a voice a little bit, how you I
don't really have it, like how you feel when you
go into and enough people have Jack Biggie's voice that
he don't have to be that accurate. Like you know,
but when every fat dude came up to me with

(28:17):
Biggie voice, I personally no disrespect. Guys. Let me if
you want to learn something right now in hip hop.
I think I've been in it for a long time
as a fan, as a rapper. Don't jack nobody, their style,
their voice, they're swagging. You're wasting your time. Do you

(28:38):
know how many guys I met? They were fucking dead nice.
They only had to be was dumb and they might
have been a superstar. But when they come on us
and they doing the voice, I don't like, nobody sounded
like nobody.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
That's why when when I get called the old head
for going yo, why don't you like this new generation?
All your niggas sound the same, the same melodies, the
same cadence, the same flow.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
All all your niggas sound the same. But it was
always like that. No, no, you have listen. If you
in the nineties, treachers rhyming like this, do your niggas.
It's craziest. If you look at every video at that time,
every rapper from anywhere was doing whoever's been popping, they've

(29:31):
been jacking this. But if DMX Tretch had that move,
if DMX, you know how many guys I've seen coming
in the studio with a dog thinking there and those
and those guys didn't last no at all. So originality
was a thing back then. Oh no, very very Now
it's commonplace to be the same. It's crazy. But I

(29:54):
do believe that this new generation is is a lot
different from my And I'm not trying to hate on
them or talk them down. I just say that they're
looking more for the bag or the lick. It ain't
so much culture, It ain't so much YO legacy. They
like YO for some reason. Everybody. I don't know if

(30:18):
it's like that in comedy, but everybody think they could
be a rapper. They think this is the easiest job
in the world. Everybody. The guy at the target, Target,
the guy works the front desk in this building, the
guy at the deli, the dudes on the court, everybody
think the rap is just the easiest shit in the world.

(30:39):
But they could become successful.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
But a lot of people feel like today it is
because it's garbage.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
It is just not as potent as it used to be.
It's gobbage. So the dude that targets can be a rapper,
it's stepped bacon soda. Then I'm telling you, if I
really wanted to, I could do this shit.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
But but my passion, my passion for excellence, don't allow
me to sound like garbage.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I try to tell like guys similar. I try to
but not so offensive. But I try to tell like
my nephews or whoever try to rap and all that.
I'd be like, Yo, it's so much easier for you,
and we had to guard Rock Kim. You know, even
Fat Joe I discovered big pun. But I went to
the school of big pun, meaning we double platinum and

(31:28):
the parties outside and we the hottest. And he'd be like,
fuck that we write moms today there's ninety degrees and
everybody coming in the benzes in the truck, Yo, were
going to ortr be. She be like, fuck all that crack.
We're writing, and so I went to the school of
Big Pump with he will bust your bubble like the
way we used to rhyme when Big Pump was alive.

(31:49):
It's not even healthy for your brain. Now you find
a way to put fifty words in one loose sleeve
with that thing. One of the most classics that we
that Diddle Diddley Italy. This exactly what I'm thinking of
while I'm explaining it to you, right, it's like, well
we did that song. It was like so much pressure
to put every word together, everything together, and now you

(32:15):
gotta have some swag, some melody, something. It's definitely easy
in this man.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
I said out the post one time where I said
A Biggie's Niggas Bleed should be a tutorial anybody trying
to rap. Because with that, when with that picture he painted,
with the melody and the pace of the song, you
thought you was looking at a scene in the Martin Score,
says he felt. I mean it was vivid, and I'm like,

(32:42):
that should be if you want to be a rapper,
you have to you should have thought.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
In real life, I can't say much. Yeah, in real life,
I can't say as much as him because they was
actually part of the team. But you know, Biggie was
my man. And I've seen the score Sasy picture in
real life, you know. I uh, I was in his house,
hanging out with him in Brooklyn and this he just

(33:05):
got lit. But I mean like just got lit. He
was like, yo, Joe, come to my show. I think
it was Roseland and the Palladium. I got a shoulder night,
this and that, and Biggie was like us hockey shirt shorts, whatever, this,
this and Man. When I seen the pictures of that
party where he had the soundmon suit on with the
Gators with that, I seen him transform into that character.

(33:28):
And I say, he ain't the real deal, but I've
seen it with my own eyes. It shocked me. I
knew him, and I couldn't believe it. Like he did
so much for the culture of you know, taking you know,
if you think about Biggie, everything was underground before that.
Like so a song like mass Field that was straight
hardcourt beats, premon and lyrics from Google Rest in Peace

(33:52):
that was the hit, and that was playing on every
radio station, and it was like hardcourt shit was the hit,
and and Biggie turned it into like taking those samples
and making it a super hit, right, So his vision
to wrap on those beats and to take it to
another level. Everything about him is still all boss blows

(34:16):
my mind every time I listen to Biggie because I
just can't believe he was that good like and it's
cadence and it's it's funny because again when people go, yo,
what's your top five?

Speaker 7 (34:30):
And I say it, and I've seen this online where
people go, I don't know how people put Big in
the top five.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
He only watch two albums and I'm going listen, how
much evidence do you need to see to tell that
somebody is special? So what do you think that if
he if he was alive, he would have just fell off?
He was gonna get better. I don't need eight albums
to know what you were. You showed me the first time,
So come on, man, That's what I'm telling you. Man,

(34:56):
people are fucking stupid. Most people we are fucking stupid.
Like you really don't see it, you don't understand it.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
And because i'll say that or this here, you want
me to stay true to your to your opinion and
your voice in your opinion.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
I don't disagree with you. I've had young kids tell
me that Biggie sounds like to the hip hop to
them right now with the way they wrap. You know,
the youth is crazy. Look our heroes, well my heroes,
Like I said, I grew up on your rock, Kim
krus One.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
You know what I mean, Biggie. They heroes is liu Uzi,
Satchel's and persons. I can't disrespect little Uzi your head.
That's your opinion. I'm just He's my guy and I
love him.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
What was your experience like on Mad Team? That's when
I saw you on there. It was like you was
fucking Litton. It was like one of the first black
people on Mad TV for me. Yeah, well no actually,
but for that UH was Orlando Jones, Phil Lamar, and
Deborah Wilson. I came in season three livings.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
Listen, man, I you know again, if I could have
had it my way, I would have loved to have
taken the path of Eddy Murphy.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
You know, a couple of years on SNL.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
And then to the Stratuspheare, but I didn't get a
chance of playing the NBA.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I played in CBA for the ABA. You know what
I mean, Man, TV just wasn't SNL let me tell
you something. They always got that little white affiliation. With
no disrespect to my white brothers and sisters, but they
always got like JB. Smooth, he's pretty much a black
jew Like they look he with that Larry David. He
must be performing at every ball missed for JB. Smooth

(36:42):
is Jewish. Don't get that fucked up. You know they
got that once you get that little jab them gold sign.
I'm telling you that's my man. They love him. Did
Jews love him? He's down with Larry David. That's his
grow like Tracy Morgan. Tracy Morgan keep it all the

(37:03):
way hip hop, big gold chase, like I'd be working,
I'll be bumping. Tracy Morgan's one guy I bump into
the hood in a million dollar Lamborghini and the other
day with the top of I don't know what the
fuck he doing there. He's driving by himself, no security.
He's all the way hood. But for some reason, the

(37:24):
white people really love Tracy Morgan. I mean, he hit
all the right notes, you know what I mean. Saturday
Live thirty Rock, you know what I mean. So he
hit all the right notes and listen, I've worked, So
there is a truth to that. Oh absolutely, and listen
to Tracy Man. You know I love you.

Speaker 7 (37:37):
We comedians always go Tacy Morgan sounds like a New
York City drag waver.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Here, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (37:50):
That's comic Banta man Scott Shipping none on my right?
Who uh, but that's what comics do.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Man. If he was, he hit me back. Yeah, t
sh Tracy caught that bag too, He sure did. That
motherfucker got too much money. Every time I say him, yo,
can I invest? He don't even know what he want
to invest in? Hey telling us want some money? Can

(38:19):
I invest? Yo? Tracy, I don't need no money now.
That motherfuckers got the super bag. You know he told me,
he say if he dropped. We live in the same neighborhood.
His shit is bigger than mine. Don't get it fucked
up his thirty Rock money. I think it was that
Walmart money. I'm sure that made the bag. Have you
but NBC Tina Fey Alec bowin thirty Rock Prime Time,

(38:44):
I'm sure he had the bag. But the bag, you know,
when you lost suit, it's like you don't get no
taxes on that or not. You get the whole whatever
you get. But he said, he called the cops on this.
If he sees his brother and sisters in that neighborhood
because they don't belong to you call the cops, say, yo,
they outside. That's hilarious. Whatever they said. You had an

(39:08):
encounterment with the dog backstage in La BMX. Oh shit,
Oh man? Uh yeah. This was back when you know,
comedy albums was a thing. So I went to the
jay Z.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
Concert at the Staples Center, and everybody in the back,
you know, bus Rhyme's stoopid. I was trying to get
people to hold up the album, be like YO, support
my man.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
So I saw X and I was like, yo, dog,
let me you.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
And so I go into the liver, into the locker
room and there's one entrance in, one entrance out. Fifteen
niggas came in there behind him, and then the security
comes in, slams the door and stands in front of
the door, and I'm like, hey, I was just wondering
if you could do some joint my dog. My voice,
I don't know I heard you. You know what I
mean by my voice? If it's good, yeah, if it's not,

(39:58):
let me tell you something, man, I've been I've been
I've been black my whole life. I grew up you know,
I didn't grow up in the projects, but I grew
up poor. And uh, this how I knew where my
level of blackness ended.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
This nigga was talking to me, and at one point
he pulls the razor blade from under his tongue and
that's the first time I saw that, And I'm like,
how is this nigga talking?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
And I cut himself and I went, yeah, my nigga,
don't understand. Yo, my nigga do I'm black? Up to
a point that was saying, let me tell you something,
young man, DMX. The stories I got about DMX, he
probably got more. You just down with them. But Yo,
DMX man, he was the trip. He was the real,

(40:42):
real trip. He did Man TV. He was the real
deal dm man Man TV. Yeah, I played his mother.

Speaker 7 (40:49):
We did a skit which he hit off the road
and I'm in the grand outfit with the gray hair
and the glasses with the chain with times on, and
so he say, Yoman, these bitches and I mean, they
don't the don't let me for me earl, I mean,
and I was like, your son, black, you're gonna talk
about these hosts.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
So it's just me and him going back to the off. Yeah,
I thought of this crazy story, right, it's gonna lead
to a question for me. This is crazy, that's insane.
It's insane one, right, but it's truth. It's uncapable. Right.
So I got a friend, right, he passed away. We

(41:24):
used to call him Joe Bentley because he owned so
many bns. Well, we go to Miami. We used to
have all these drop top Bentley. This guy had too
many Bentleys, like the Italian dude. Too much? Right, he
said he died, right, But I'm just telling you this
story because I thought about it on the way here.
I was like, who would be? But anyway, so this

(41:47):
guy must have been the original Kappa because you know
everything I say it's true. These people just ain't have
an incredible life like you. So they can't. They can't
comfrey and the ship, I'll be saying. Right, So this
man was the bigger capper than me. So every time
he was so rich, but every time he would tell

(42:08):
me stories, I'd be like, full of shit. Told me
he used to fuck sit share. One day, he picks
me up in my house in Miami, pulls up to
star Island. Share opens the door in the BOOSTDA and
this name the ass walks it. Shit, you can't believe right.
So the man tells me that when O. J. Simpson
was in the Bronco, he was in the airport with

(42:30):
the private that O. J. Simpson is his man, right,
he was the one waiting for him, for him in
the A C. Green to come on a private breakout.
This guy he's telling me our coments. But the point
is the man telling me all this shit the whole time.
I know your FRIENDY, I know he's I know, he's

(42:52):
my man, he filthy rich. But the ship he was
telling me I could not believe right. So one is
his wife's birthday and he says, yo, we're throwing his
wife is named the Call Joe Bentley. His wife is
named the Call. So she says, Yo, we're throwing her
birthday party in my other house up and night where

(43:13):
Trump lives Palm Beach, and some shit we pull up.
This shit got white horses or the guy had too
much money. Right, I go with the terror squad. Me
remmy pistol P. This is why I got witnesses with
this one. We going there. O J. Simpson is in

(43:33):
the house, so Remy and Pistol starts smoking blunts with him.
They having the best time with Ojson. She was smoking
smoking joint blunts with Remy and Pistol, right. Remy says,
she even got a picture of that. Right, So I
go like, he's murdered two people smoking blunts. It's easy,
You're right. The more to the story is when it

(43:56):
came down to cut the cake, Happy Birthday, the call,
Joe Bentley puts the machete in oj OJ's hand. He said,
you did it, nigga, you did it, and oj start
chasing him around the house with the fucking knife.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
Somebody got you gotta get an animator and turn these
stories tell it.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I shut out to mister Comodore. Mister Comodore, just already start.
You seen the shit he did? He did it like
when I robbed the Jimmy played it over. He's white
face with blonde hair, fat belly out. He's doing this,
Charlie Murphy. But listen what I'm saying. O J starts
chasing him around the house with the knife. He said,

(44:35):
you did it, man, you did it. The fucking who
would be the O? J. Simpson of twenty twenty five
if somebody killed they wife or something like that. Who
are you the fun who? Who is stopped TV talking about?
Who would stop TV? If they was in the white

(44:57):
bronco chasing them, they might have didn't kill their wife
In twenty twenty five, who's the celebrity, any celebrity and
he at no, you know that's that's murder and fame.
So you think any celebrity would have the TV going crazy? Yeah?
So you ain't got one pick. Oh Jay wasn't even

(45:19):
a big celebrity when that shit happened. He just was OJ.
My pick is Tiger Woods because you got a white girl.
It gotta be a white girl right to make this
shit go crazy and the white people it is comfortable.
I told he had a question for you. I do.
Here's the question. The question is I was setting them up?

(45:41):
Who's the old jail? Twenty twenty five and a celebrity
did some allegedly did some shit like that? Who would
every channel turned on to Hey anybody that killed too?

Speaker 7 (45:53):
But when you said, when you say that element, now
you're talking about the white girl, is it?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Does it have to be that element? No, I'm just
thinking about how crazy it's Will Smith from slap to murder.
Will Smith running this crazy? Are you? Oh no, you're fighting.
Jazz is driving Jessey Jeff and he got the DJ.

(46:20):
He's DJ and while he's driving and as he's driving
it in West Philadelphia born and raided. Oh because I'm
thinking Tiger Boy's got the white wife. He's golf The
white people watch golfing because the white people love oh J.

Speaker 7 (46:35):
That's what made it so crazy, right, So it's twenty
twenty five black men murdering white women. Don't have the
same cachet.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Joe Joe Yo. The diffuse of this saint Yo, this
is out of the trough. So most of us in
hip hop grew up poor, struggling to this day. I

(47:05):
got family members that let in the Friday the Act,
But I gotta cut you off before that because it's
something like assholes in the comments that they I grew
up like the Huckstables. You know what I'm saying. I
don't know what the fuck is wrong with these people.
But and coming from where we come from, it's a
beautiful thing to have both of your parents. Yes, I

(47:28):
know when rat they see all of these people that, yeah,
we had both of our parents. Do that mean we
wasn't in the street. No, do that mean our household
we had gold spoons. No, my moms did. She busted
and ass my populas on drugs. He was able to
shake back. I was outside doing shit. I was smart

(47:49):
in school. I was athletic that I was outside. Just
actually people, this actually cops, just acts. Any fucking body
you want to ask some reason these people got. You
can't be you know, you can't be standing up to
your word. If you have both of your parents, are
you some type of asshole? Is a It's a blessing

(48:10):
to have both of your parents, if you can have
both of your literacy de lousion, it's like, yo, he's
losing new records. Listen, if you are bomb, don't comment
on Maide Nicks. I tell me if you're bumb, don't
comment on made niggas man. Just just just and what's

(48:34):
wrong with Elevie? What's wrong with came from somewhere to
get the fuck out of it? Super superior. That's how
I'm looking at that thing. I don't understand when people
are stuck and time, you're all of them. You got something.

(48:55):
Look at my man, Hallam made for me man, He said,
he got a gift for me. I told man, you
might as well come on haulm everywhere. Man. He's a
great guy. Man. I know you, I know you look
at it. Yeah, you know this ship happened Bill Clinton
wearing the TS Air Force that's fight. This ain't photoshop,
my brother. No, that's ain't no cappin thiss. You see that.

(49:17):
I got that presidential Bill Clinton rocking these sneakers. I've
been trying to put up a post. I got of
this in my house. They won't allow me hold it up.
Bill Clinton, Bro, thank you, my brother. This ship is beautiful.
See why he's Air Force one? Like getting throw the flag? Yo,

(49:39):
you got to y'all get there. That's a flag gonna
hit me with all. That's a throw the flag man.
Y'all probably had some as on when he got right. Man,
I mean me and Bill probably an edz on in
in the Old Office that day. I know somebody who's
I can't say, but who is I'm talking about top

(50:02):
five dead or alive singer. I can't even in every genre.
The man codes to perform for Christmas at the White House,
and he says Bill Clinton pulled him in the room
and was like Yo, where the hoes that bro I

(50:23):
thought you were? It seems Bill ain't learned this.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Lesson, yo.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Bill Clinton tells him, I'll tell you who I have
to call us your die. The man tells me, yo,
I'll go to sing at the White House. Bill Clinton
pulls me in the boon. Let y'all, I thought you
had all the bitches, man, where's the bitches at? This
is that? He was like, Yo, this is the in
the White House, the president and that you know Bill,
he liked the ladies.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
Man.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Well, speaking of food, you know the inspirt Well shout
out to make my cake, and hall them make my cake,
make my cake. The want bottom on on on on seventh.
You could just smell it. People's watched that episode from
The Bronx.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
I'm from, I'm from for God.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Now I'm telling you my mars. People from the Bronx.
The restaurant you said that got the banging sauce is groovy,
lose in Lords. They're gonna next show, they're gonna bring
They're gonna lay shoe and bring you in. Let me
just remember because you told us about it on the show.
What else in the Bronx she got the chicken the sauce.

(51:40):
One of these episodes, you was talking about a spot
in the Bronx with the banging sauce. Whoever he was
talking about the sisters they coming. He's about to bring
you on. You know what I'm looking for? You wanted
to conset put me onto turkey chops back in the day,
stop and shot up. They ain't got the turkey chops

(52:00):
because I went to every stopping shop looking for the
turkey chops they got, and I think you gotta do
uestion is what exactly are we talking about? Fake? He's
sust be hungry because That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
Are you like, do we need to hold like what
we I'm just saying, like, what's the indoor b all?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Because I'm hungry too? Now? Episode? Why were you shike it?
He ordered some ship for next week? Now, I'm telling
you right now? Is the ship coming today? I'm old? No.

Speaker 10 (52:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
What I'm saying is we was talking Hall of the Asks,
you about your five favorite soul foods. No, you said
turkey chots. That game about soul for because the Chinese
spot hundred but food chops. I'm like, yo, like they

(52:56):
bring us up. I'm like you I thought he was
on He said, no, no, what shot. I'm looking for
turkey shot? No, no, what's on this guy's mind? Over it?
Vaughn Zip used to take me to a spot downtown
like big time a Caprielli's is some wild ship and
they used to have the turkey chops. The chips can't

(53:17):
call me, and you fry it like porky shops and
they taste like pork chops. They stop making it. So
the other day I seen the soul food joint. I
was like, yo, they it said turkey chops. I was like, yo,
way the fuck the turkey chops. And then everybody starts
telling me turkey chops and they all said stopping shop.

(53:38):
But I went to like stopping shops. By the way,
we got rewinded ten up in that motherfucker too. So
if you want to go fifty, there's no turkey shots.
They are. He just doesn't know where yet.

Speaker 9 (53:50):
I love that we found something, though, because I was confused. No,
he's just how we found it.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
I don't mind me. I love it.

Speaker 9 (53:58):
I love I just I'm just it was down here
because I wasn't sure where we was going to.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
I don't defend you. You know what I mean. I
didn't know jobs for years. They discontinued it, and then
the other day I talked about it one of the shows,
and everybody told me, now they got the Turkey jobs.
So I went to ten supermarkets and the child dear
that that's a big deal. For that's a big fucking deal.

(54:23):
You ain't no swine, that ain't no puking my fault,
no hamm in my pan. You know what I'm saying.
I don't know. I don't know at fifteen, Yeah, the
sweet tender age of fifteen. You Corey Graf Beyonce is

(54:45):
ringing the along vide. What was that? How did that?
That's crazy? How did that? You want to know what's crazy?
Another stamp in New York she wanted to learn the
chicken noodle soup? Why? And this is you know, this
is when I was rolling around with the big hair,
the fitted gap. You already know. You know what I'm saying.
So so.

Speaker 9 (55:02):
They called me because I was outside battle and everybody
like it was up for everybody. So it's like they
called me to come and do it. But you already
know the hall of me, Like I'm about to throw
a wow of the ship in there.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Like it was like, yo, she had one job. She
just wanted to learn the Chicken Dodoo soup.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
And I went in there and I was ready, like
I wasn't Like I was like everybody, I'm ready to work.
Let's go with a woman she just started dying lab
and she's like, oh, yeah, she's a star, like I was.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I was ready.

Speaker 9 (55:25):
We were shaking to the soup and some more shit,
like I was throwing it mad at this ship, like
maybe this, maybe this. Then she called me back for
another performance that she had and you know, let me,
you know, help work on that.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
And you know it's just was amazing.

Speaker 9 (55:38):
But I'm also a sponge I'm SpongeBob square fucking pants,
Like I'm a soak in everything. I'm gonna taken learning
so to be able to, you know, work with her.
And it's like at that age, I'm taking in everything,
but all of me is like understand aesthetics. And I
was already fifteen walking by dance groups like not need

(56:00):
to be like this, yeah, because if.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
You look from here, it's not right.

Speaker 9 (56:04):
It ain't I ain't rolling you, hear me, like I was, Oh,
I was bossy, but it was always for the best.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
You know your hood, right, you know? I don't know
if you know. I started at one hundred and thirty
second in Park Avenue where, yes, ma'am, right by way
the pimps and the holes used to be, and the
free cheese was out there underneath the train. My man
Chubby Love. He passed away, my man Chubby Love ak

(56:31):
Jerard X and trying to his sister's trying to get
the block named after them. So you know the term
where that where the basketball courts in a handball card
where it used to say crack is whack. He used
to be out there. So one day he pulls up,
he's in a four tourists and he gets out the car.
This guy's like six hundred pounds. You have had to
see him when you was a kid. He was this

(56:52):
big and he got out Louis Vuton from the floor
and I said, oh shit, what Scott, cause this guy
fas six hundred pounds. What the fuck he was? He
was like yo, this dapper Dan, He was like yo.
I was like what. He took me to dap of

(57:13):
Dad When I was fourteen, I got my first dap
of Dad because Girard X. I never seen no ship
like that. He get out the car, the car go up,
he goes and the motherfucker Louis for turned all the
way up. And that guy took me to Dap Girardas.

(57:34):
And so when I realized you're from that same hood
right there, Uh, very important growing up so hard though,
right like growing up in that area because you know
you go to that school of Crosse. You went to
that school right there? What's school? The school right around
the current? What's that school right there?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
What yo got?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Joe ain't got fucked. I was a minutes and piece
bs thor like him. Metal detectives and ships say in
that school, my man's wife was the principal. She got
me gonna talk to the kids. I've never seen no
ship like that. They have the metal detectives with the
cop in the front. We still got pimps and ship
and know all that over there. I mean, Tina, make

(58:21):
sure we got permission for this, because last time I
tried this ship, they said that was the great song.
Hold on, bullshit? Is that you sure you smoke to
the White House? Yet? You what about we did this
before and the episode the screen when y'all just make
sure y'all find his turkey chots.

Speaker 9 (58:45):
You heard it say that again, y'all just make sure
y'all find his turkey chots.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
He ain't fun shots. She ain't gone to find them
turkey not. He ain't shown he could have got it
when you when you sold them, from when you sold this.
So for the you know what's.

Speaker 9 (59:05):
Crazy type of in uber eats you type of the
Uber East, you might be able to find the turkey shops.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
And they're gonna find my mission to day, I'm gonna
find me. Let me go Uber East right quick. I'm
gonna go to school. They got something, Louis, I'll get you.
They ain't got no, they ain't got no. Yoah, let's
get it to this exclusive James put it loud.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
I got a few questions for you.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
She is getting real confusing. Do you want this?

Speaker 8 (59:38):
Do you don't see proven?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
You don't give a fuck by losing? I say home,
So now I'm going what who is your bad at? That? Oh?
You did was make me cry?

Speaker 11 (01:00:04):
I enjoyed the view, Babe, So fucking selfish, kiddy PRODICU.
Who really wins when the family shuts so cold?

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Jones are up, Your bubbles.

Speaker 11 (01:00:22):
Are bad not the time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Left the city.

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
Be easy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
The hard party is over. Why I'm.

Speaker 13 (01:00:42):
Easy?

Speaker 8 (01:00:44):
The hard bodies alway? How you feel you from me?
Closing spaces?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
We feel the wigon.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Signing you can't get back. Lucky damn knew it. The
fear on his fear is a feel and a Caryac
car on the cheery act understands.

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
Dead right when we carse me drug's tracks and piece
of see me backing, I do move on.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
They give me tied out, thinking that signed out.

Speaker 13 (01:01:23):
The hot bodies over the way. God show the hot pies.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
On she escape rope. That was the heart. Holy ship

(01:02:01):
was not a beautiful sort. They show your download stream
purchase wherever you get your forms of music. Lucky shout
out Lucky Day, six packer, this guy gonna perform six
backed out this guy right here right Lucky Day. And

(01:02:22):
let me. I gotta tell you the vibe that gave me.
First of all, you picked up right where you left
off even better growth that the vibe that you know
that reminds me all When she called the car and
she was like, you might not have noticed me, but
I'm the waitress. You know. I throw water in your car,

(01:02:44):
in your in your in your cool My boss tell
me that the club. He told me not to throw
the milk, but I throw the milk in your chocolate.
And what was the name of that spot? Legendary on
the handd hand hand was legend Yo, you gotta stop
you no no my form of no ham in Boppan.

(01:03:04):
That's a hall of restaurant, all right, But this is
why y'all got it. He's that five. Though. I never
really brag about jail because I only did four months.
I got friends that did twenty thirty, forty years. But
last night I get I only did four eight and

(01:03:28):
that's a lot out the window at the bus stop.
What I know you was at County so you had
black coffee, blooney sandwich shit like that. Grand guess fellow
like up with cool aid. Tell you something I did
two invited, and I gotta explain this to you. I
did time in the fads don't know, and there's two

(01:03:50):
you know. I'm thinking like a shoe. Let me tell you.
I'm just thinking. Right. I grew up in the projects, right,
and this this grass in the middle of all project builders.
We got big project buildings. Every building's fourteen floor on
hundred and forty five apartments, counted all the doors, right,
everybody will at five apartments counted, all the doors, counted

(01:04:14):
all the doors now and everybody got nine kids. So
this shit is like, you fuck up one guy, you
gotta fight the other brother. You gotta fight Jamie Jonathan
Crayford till you get fucked up. So one of them
found you out. You gotta go up the line. Then
the cock diesel brother come out. Good luck. At least

(01:04:36):
you stood tall. You for them. You got what you
got your ass. That's where I come from. Projects is
like Gladiator. The point I'm trying to make this is
a big grass in my projects. Everybody has shootouts there.
They have fights. You know. One day I go up
to the roof of my building and I look at
the grass, and I say to myself, was this like

(01:04:57):
an experiment? Because like, if you go up on my
roof and you see the gun battles and the fights
and everything that happened in the middle of the grass,
you sit up there, it's almost like the coliseum. And
so why I'm getting to is when you go to
the Fesuay I went. You got two thousand dudes Jamaican
Zeria Nations, Spanish dudes, black dudes, this cock, these white

(01:05:21):
American dudes. And there's only four tables. I'm just trying
to there's four tables with four chairs. That's sixteen seats,
and there's two thousand guys and it's right in front
of the three TVs. You got the Spanish TV, the
blackest god don't know English. You're looking at the mommy's

(01:05:42):
in the Spanish team like that's like t mundo, No, no,
that shit is like you might as well call that
sit soft born motherfucker looking at that. They don't gotta
know what they talking about. They up in there like
this every day. Right, So you got four tables, of
course I got a table, right, No, not walking there
in ten minutes. Ten minutes, I say, yo, who sits

(01:06:05):
in them tables? Homeboy looked at me shucked because a
lot of guys or pussy, they're not really real. Just
because you in jail, you act tough and you get
in jail. I watch people get smacked, punched in the
face and said, my bag and keep walking. These guys cock,
these who playing basketball for nephew. You don't got to
go in there for me to tell you the guys
you think is tough on your block. I watched guys

(01:06:26):
get punched in their face and say, my bag, I'm
sorry and walk away. I never seen no shit like
you got the fucking murder me, Like you just can't
do it right. So I'm up in there. He does that.
I go down to the table. God sitting there. I'm like, yo,
my man, get the fuck up. He don't want to
get up. I say, you're my man, you got to

(01:06:47):
get the fuck up. He got up and he left.
So I took the table. Ten minutes in there, right,
sit down, have to jail hated me. A thousand niggas
hated me because they was like, oh, he's not gonna
kick free his niggas. They hair on his bullshit. I'm
sure everybody rhyme in jail. Everybody want to ride for you.

(01:07:09):
I ain't let one dude ride for me. So I'm
sitting down in the chair. They looking. Some of them
hate me, some of them don't. Whatever. Who gives a fuck,
right on, nigga got four months anyway, so I'm willing
to be in the box for the four months. The
point is, soon as I figured it out, like I
just needed like a week in there, right because the

(01:07:31):
first the Feds don't give you commisary. I don't give
a fuck, have you, Donald Trump? It takes you two weeks.
I walked in there. Listen, you got him getting no,
I got him get Let me tell you. I walked
in with five thousand dollars cash in my pocket to
put in a commissary. Still took two two weeks. The

(01:07:53):
point is the first meal I had to wait on
line and they were very generous. Everybody. They kept going
the back like the plate they kept on they threw
like six. I hated them on my table right. When
I tell you, this shit tastes like when listen, even
the guys that mind their business. There's some guys in jail,
mind their business, don't bother nobody. They over there, they

(01:08:13):
don't talk to nobody. You know, they're good people. When
I tell you, all of them looked over and wanted
to see my first reaction with his fucking food. This
was dog shit, this food bright. My dog was eating
better than this. They all look and they was like, okay,
you know what it is in here now right? So
I go like you, but very quick I got me

(01:08:34):
Italian chef. They had a chef down in the thing.
Chef Jr. He wasn't pussy, said, I don't think he
was just a tech, but he was my chef. He
make me homemade ice cream mozzarella. Uh, they were still
the clams, and they would make me the green and clams.
So it's all types of shit. We was dumbing out.

(01:09:00):
The guy I got picked up a guy I told
you about Hong Kong's Mongolian. So in jail, in jail,
the Hong Kong's Mongolie is because he was the guy
nobody wanted. And so in jail, if you white, you
with the white guys, you black you with the black guy,
you with the Spanish. He was a white guy that

(01:09:21):
the white guys ain't won. But I saw him and
he was man. He had that boot strength so like
he played basketball, nobody want to deal because they hit
you with an elboys ship by. He was strong. So
I said, my man, come with us, man, you eat
with us with us, And I gave him a name,
Hong Kong's Mongoli. And one day he comes up to

(01:09:45):
me because the guys, yeah, fastially slow, I mean, but
he's just no, no, he's not slow. He's just slow
at bit. He ain't go past second grade.

Speaker 14 (01:09:55):
But this guy was, you know he was second grade,
na at least him at least six yea. You know
this guy take out ten This guy would take.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Out ten twenty guys like it was all out walk.
He's gonna take out ten twenty. He's Hong Kong's man, Cody,
go look at he's just standing there like this. The
white guys was looking like, oh shit, they gotta be
something to this fact. Joe snatched up this guy and
I'm calling him in the whole job. Yo, listen, the

(01:10:29):
ain't no different than this show. Honk KOs Monk goalie.
And he's walking through. What's up? Boss? They looking like
we made a bus steak. We recruit this. He was like, shit,
do they let him go? And you ain't letting him go?
He went past all the drafts and I seen the
sparkle in him. I said, Yo, this is Hong Kong's

(01:10:53):
He come up to me one day, he said, Boss, Boss.
I said, what's up? He said, I just realized Hong
Kong Mongolians through different places. I said, my man, shit,
the fuck up? Be happy. I give you a dad,
Get the fuck out of here. Okay, boys, I hope
they bought. He goes on. But I got this story right.
I thought about it last man. And I don't really
brag about jail because these guys did ten thousand years

(01:11:14):
in jail, but in the FEDS less now than ever.
But they always said, you go to the FEDS and
God's got money in there. So next to me in
the table, don't ask me how they got. The table
was four latinos with they They could be I'm in Miami,
so they could be like Cuban, but I don't think

(01:11:35):
they Cuban. But you could tell they got money. Like
in the streets, if I pulled up in the coloring in,
they pulling up in the colleague, they're pulling up there.
These guys got money. They're not bothering nobody. They got money.
I don't really talk to them because they really ain't
my type of guys. I'm sorry if y'all watching there
wasn't my style of guide, you know what I'm saying.
And so one day we're sitting there, were watching TV

(01:12:00):
and the guy goes at orders a pizza pie. Now,
at least jail I was in a pizza pie is
like caviard right, everybody ain't have a pizza pie. Any
normal person the aint have a real pizza pie. Somebody.
Pizza is still a big deal in jail. I watched
niggas throwing bananas down. They shit a eple like niggas

(01:12:21):
do the most derelict shit for anything in there. Like
I mean, grown men, yo, watching your back while you're
still in a banana. That's how bad it is in jail, bro,
This shit is really a third world country in America.
It's bad in there. But anyway, pizza they up to
like twenty pizzas for no reason. They couldn't even eat it.
Y'all another pizza. Every time a pizza came, they kept

(01:12:44):
looking at me. My table was right next to them.
It was like, I go on myself. Okay, in the Feds,
at least the jail, I'm at. The eggs they give
you in the morning is powdered eggs. They had never
seen the real egg in the jail. A fucking egg.
Think about where you go to the store, boy does it.

(01:13:06):
They had never seen a real egg in the jail.
I was going mysell, I come out. Mike waves right there,
the whole fucking shake to see crack an egg bam
one that was it, yo. They had never seen an
egg bam one, bam two bam. I'm up the forty

(01:13:32):
fifty eggs just bam bam bam like I'm the whole
jail was watching the horst Joe, Joe, Yo, I'm trying
to that's the eggs. How about I keep going to

(01:13:57):
like sixty seven sixty seven, eight sixty seven sixty seven
like this. The motherfucker look at me, dizzy. They learned
the pizza dudes, brow, they've never seen an egg. I
bust open so many eggs. The scramble eggs was so big.

(01:14:20):
And I just kept going like this like letting them know, like, yo, bro,
I got shit. You ain't even see in this fucking jail.
Y'all trying to play with me with some pizzas. Y'all
got me fucked up. I get up to the sixth seventh,
I give it him a chef junior, let him go.
You know what's crazy is we had and this this

(01:14:41):
no offense with this slight racist what I'm about to
say right now, we had no no, no, I'm telling
you we had one Asian guy in the whole jail.
One Asian, and I would bother them every day, like, yo,
you make Chinese rice, you know how to cook? You
know how to cook. I'm a fat dude, like I

(01:15:02):
prefer like, listen to me, man, I want the Chinese ries.
The man telling me, Yo, I don't cook. I keep
bothering him, Yo, I don't cook. I don't cook. I'm like, yo,
you got Chinese you know? Huh, they know how to
make it. He would I gotta give him it. He
wouldn't let me punk him into making Chinese rice. I

(01:15:22):
kept bothering him, like, Yo, you make Chinese, you got
Chinese food, you got Chinese you know? He was like no,
I want don't know? All right. So one day is
my man's birthday and I give the dude the white
time will like and mister child and I have him.
I have him served my man for his birthday like
this man, I said, Yo, mister child, baby, mister child

(01:15:45):
with the white with the white towel over his head.
I'm like, yo, mister child. Man in the fans, Man
you got mister child. Yo. He was clowns. Man, Yo, listen, clowns,
I said. So I go on the visit and somebody

(01:16:07):
slips me some Jordans now in the FEDS. You're either
wearing a gray sweatsuit or a beige I don't give
a fuck who you are. They are not. No one
has Jordan's. I got it by the fault. I'm telling me, Yo,

(01:16:28):
slip your shit off. I slipped it off in the visit.
Then I put him on his Jordan's biggest mistaken. But
I go up at the elevator. The whole elevator's life,
you know, because you in this building. They got these elevators.
You could put a tractor trailer in there. So they
got three hundred guys on the video and the whole
visit is looking at my feet like I walk in

(01:16:50):
the fucking tier. Puerto Rican dude, barber, I would love
to see him. He was a barber with a little
tail from Puerto Rico, Puerto Rican. He was a real one.
He runs up and gohost like I tell you, he's real.
Ratio in there. He runs up and ghost may back,
may bah. He starts screaming, is if I wanted to
be on the low, it's no low. He's screaming made

(01:17:12):
bock made box. Basically he's saying, yo, the Porto ric
the Latino guy, the maybot, like the coloring on his feet.
You ain't never see this shit, he telling everybody, yo them,
Jordan's is a may bock in here, man, it's a
fucking may box. And he's screaming at everybody. Started looking
at from all corner. So I get the spaghetti feet.

(01:17:35):
Damn there, you know my shit looking like Jerry Lewis
and Walker two. I want to think that I'm not
for sure I'm in trouble right for George. I'm not
scared of somebody's stealing this nigger. I'm in trouble right.
So I felt like, homeboy, what's the thing? Huggy bed
with the fish tanged pumps man when he came out
to jail, he got the fish in the shoes. Years

(01:17:55):
later and they was playing public endemy his shit that
I'm gonna get you, sucker bro. I felt like Huggy
Bed walking out there with in them shits. Sure enough,
the next day they rushed my cll They got these
people like in turnoffairs or whatever they call sis. They
rushed the cell boom I'm working out and pull out

(01:18:16):
the Jordans. I go in the thing. Assistant watering is
there now this woman shout out to the woman. She's
like tough, real tough. So I said, hey, I was
always nice to this lady. I don't know why. I
was always nice that anytime I passed that. Anytime I did,
someone was like, hey, Walter, and I I had that report.

(01:18:39):
So she says, none of these people are your friends, Joe.
We got like forty phone calls from the hotline talking
about you got the Jordans. So I'm like, you know,
I'm knowing not my friends. She said, do you know
what we got here? I said no. She said, such
and such, the leader of the shower pass such is such,

(01:19:03):
the leader of the gorilla fark on me in Columbia,
such and such, the king Bennavo. Because it's Miami's the hug.
So if you're doing work out there Jamaica, Santo Domingo,
Puerto Rico, the killers are all killers. They throw them over.
It's Miami's the hug, right, And she said, And do
you know every floor I go to, whose fucking name

(01:19:26):
I hear the most? She said, fat motherfucking Joe. Dude,
Like I've been humble. OU don't get into arguments, but
nobody ever did She's like, Jody, not your friend. They
called up and she gave me a chance, thank god.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
But that was that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
You know, they all called on me, all you guys,
you know who you are. They all called on me
about the Jordan's, but you know, Jared was different. I
don't advise nobody to go there. To me, it's like communism.
It's a third world country. If your family don't send
you no money, then you have no resort but to
do crazy things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
But I was just thinking about that today because I
don't try to think about that, you know what I'm saying.
Sometimes it can't escape your mind. Yeah, last night, I
don't know. It's the simple things, man. I was just
thinking about it because you know, my whole life, I've
been chasing the stunt my whole life. I've been flexing
my whole life. Since I'm a chid, I've been trying

(01:20:22):
to make a movie. And I just got I started
laughing when I thought about the eggs and the fucking
that that that the pizza pie, Like, I really stunted
on him with the eggs. That shit was crazy, man.
And I hear him tell that the cap stories.

Speaker 12 (01:20:40):
He exaggerates a little bit, a little bit, a little bit,
a little bit, just exaggerate.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
I was there for some of those things when it happened,
so I know some of it is true. I know
a majority of it is true. Most of it is true.
If I tell you one hundred guys, it might have
been twenty five. I'm gonna keep it a fuck. But
that's about the only thing I could say people with
all My ship is backed up on the receipts I got.

(01:21:06):
There's a lot of guys who took smacks to the
face out there that y'all call the biggest legends in
the world, that they wearing it well, and they're looking
at this show and they're like, that boy is not one.
I'm telling you the truth. There's a somebody had to
get punished. If I'm telling you these stories. I propped
the gym, I punished this one at this somebody's father
was punished out there and knows it, knows it, knows it.

(01:21:32):
You know, I had to go to Yonkers one time.
You heard you hurt through the whole flock on the floor,
the whole block on the floor, the whole the floor.
You know, gonna no, no, I'm not gonna say it's.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
The truth, though.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
I love the whole block on the floor because when
I turned around, Raoul and them boys had some things
out and the whole block was on the floor. While
he was just saying I took a guy and punishing them.
Man thing her true story. But the guy's more. He's
trying to he's trying to get away, right, So he's

(01:22:15):
trying to climb the wall, right, right right and get help.
A car pulls up, the door opens. No, let me
tell you about this, right because I gotta listen here. Look,
I got a lot of friends in you. Listen. I
love you.

Speaker 15 (01:22:29):
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Thirty some years. I know he'd I know this all
to this. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you.
If they ain't paint the picture for you, I'm gonna
tell you. So we go out there, I get busy,
immedia there. I'm like, who they like him? It's so on,
there's nothing to talk about. Hold on, hold on half

(01:22:53):
his size though seven feet tall, I didn't look like you.
Gotta let the people what I'm talking about. It's a
whole block looked like a big drug block in the
hall and Elliott Bock. This ain't a car. Okay, But
the pink the picture I'm trying to pink to you

(01:23:14):
is I'm on this guy, a guy trying to get away, right,
he fast boom. When I turned around, the whole block
is on the floor. Raoul and my man rested. Peace. Well,
both of them passed away. They got them things out
them actually out in the middle of everybody on the street,
going yo, this fucked up, man, this sucked up. Then

(01:23:34):
the car come and the door opened, and the car
is so low when the guy got out because I'm
trying to I'm trying to get him right, the guys
trying to climb over the gate. I don't even know
this right. I turned around the shadow this big pun
with a fucking bat in his hand. At me, a

(01:23:54):
bat looked like a tooth pick. That's how fucking big
Pun was. And the ship he wore in the fucking
bat and he going like this, and the whole block set.
Oh shit. He wasn't rapping yet, like he wasn't rapping
big but this was like monsy, button your lip, like
this was some movie. Ship can jump out the car

(01:24:15):
you five hundred pounds with a bat when they was
already on the floor. When they seen punt the whole
fucking block set. Oh shit, And the kid is trying
to get away from the on the gate and pun
hits him. He goes, I pun hits him on the

(01:24:36):
other side. But anyway, that's not cock. Guys, by the way,
we'll find out soon. Well, you know, they get a
lot of calls. They're gonna tell you they know the truth.
They know the truth, and that it is just one
of ten thousand. You threw a lot of parties, man,

(01:24:56):
that could have got really, really violent.

Speaker 12 (01:24:58):
I was right in the middle of it as soon
as I see you, and I can tell the energy
was getting ready to happen. I've turned that light on it.
He's gonna do a shout out right now. We're gonna
do a interview. Joe's like, let's birthday, Just kill it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
You co produced the cold classic Juice associate, Hell did
you do that? So?

Speaker 12 (01:25:20):
Juice was the first movie I worked on, so I
worked with I never worked with Ernest Dickerson. He directed
Bless You and but the producer Maretz, the guy's last name.
He also went on to do like amazing movies. He
came to me and he said, look, nobody's responded, this
is early nineties. Nobody's responded to me because kip hop
movies was kind of whack in the early nineties. It's

(01:25:42):
calling people nobody's called. Might have called you good, were good.
So he goes, we got we got this movie. Can
you come help it? Can you rewrite it? I go
to the office. It's called Juice. I'm helping him rewrite it.
The only person we've cast it is this guy named Tupac.
Tupac's not out. He's in quite a digital underground, but
he's not like people don't know him.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Kind of know his name, but I don't know him.
Like I'm going there.

Speaker 12 (01:26:07):
I said, all right, I'll help you rewrite it. Called
Queen Latifa on the phone. Look, they're trying to get
in contact with you. This is legit. She said, you're
working with him? I said, yeah, it was all right,
we'll see what's going on. She shows up next thing,
you know, Tretch shows up, next thing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
You know. All these different people start showing up just
because of.

Speaker 12 (01:26:25):
You validating validated, and I said it's legit, and that
was it, and it became, you know, a cold classic.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
We didn't know when we was shooting you. You don't know,
but it became a cold classic.

Speaker 12 (01:26:36):
All of the guys in it. I got interviews behind
the scenes. We haven't put that out here of Juice.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Why Torrero Brothers is there?

Speaker 10 (01:26:44):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Torrero Brothers was there. They was with me. Yeah, there
was a rod mess. You know, we kind of like
hate social media, even though, you know, because we came
up at a time where there was no social media.
But through social media, I learned a lot of things
I never knew. Tupac walked all the ship. We big
enough ASoP Rocky and all these guys for right now.
Tupac was in the Versace show walking the runway, and

(01:27:09):
and uh that he walked up in the show. He
had you know, of course Quincy Jones' daughter, Cadata, which
was his fiance. She must have plugged the men. But
he was there earlier than anybody. And Tupac when he
was Tupac was walking the runway. He was out there
in France and they said people couldn't get enough of it.

Speaker 12 (01:27:30):
He was He was a serious guy. And and when
we shot the Juice, you know, you have the winn
A Bago the thing. Girls are lined up outside doing them.
It's crazy I'm like this, I want you see women
that you know. You're like, really, that's what you're doing?

Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
Uh? I went to a concert the Big Daddy Kinge
was performing. How about this one? You want to cap one,
you want to yo yo yo. But this this story
been verified by Big Daddy Came. So I'm just in
the crowd as a fan. It was one of them
Buttwise and Superfest and the crowd start going crazy and

(01:28:12):
through the crowd. Tupac should call from juice. The juice
is out of ready. Tupac walking with the test you
was dere Wow. Oh, I'm there. I know you're talking.
I'm there.

Speaker 16 (01:28:26):
So I go.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
He walking through and he's walking with Biggie Smalls. How
about that. The fucking garden is losing a fucking mind.
I'm just in the crowd watching Big Daddy Came before
he stops your crack. Come on, all I got out
is flow Joe Flow Joe number one at the time,

(01:28:48):
by the way, to this party in bullshit, Biggie Right,
we go on stage Evan MC eleven seven MC eleven's
I'm standing on stage next to them. That's crazy, Okay.
I'm on stage in Madison Square, garden with them. I
remember Tupac pulling me up on the stage, biggie, but

(01:29:10):
I got seven mecha. Eleven's about eight. Tupac even saying yo,
Fat Joe passing the mic. Big Daddy came was like,
not enough time, guys, not enough time. He shut Joe
cracked down, not enough times.

Speaker 10 (01:29:26):
This, this, that, this, this.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
It's cool because I knew for a fact I wasn't
as good as Tupac or Bis, so I was cool.
They gave me a thick but Big Daddy came shut
it down, right, and that's the infamous. I got seven
mecha and no want niggas in the pit mis free
say nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
So now.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Years later I tell that story right, and they that
might have started cap Heaven for Fat Joe, Oh full
of shit water this guy not him again. But Big
Daddy Kane went up to drink Champs and Norrie asked him.
You said, yeah, it's true, Joe was dead. You know
I was running out of time. I was headlining, so

(01:30:08):
glad to get to the hits. I said, Big Daddy can't. No,
Fat Joe was going to be that lean back Fat Joe. No,
he probably knew, he knew he knew who he was.
I didn't know I was gonna be the lean back
Fat Joe or the Joey crack crack crack crack crack.
So Biggie was a fan of Big Daddy Kane.

Speaker 12 (01:30:26):
I have footage of Kane of Kane performing in Deep
in Brooklyn, food and Street the Hood, and Biggie's like
a kid watching, like studying everything that he did.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
You know, he was everybody's face. He was a Big
Pun's favorite too, Yes, Big Big Pun love Kougie Rap
and Big Daddy Kane. They was his favorite. Like I
broke down the tears when he was at the funeral
and Koujie Rap walked up. I was just like because
I knew how much he earned g rapping and Big
Daddy King. Then you know it goes on to eminem

(01:30:58):
that whole k Din style, whole flow. You know what
I'm saying, Great ones, the greatest one. Yess Man. I
told me method Man this on an interview I did

(01:31:19):
with him on the TV show. But I gotta tell
you the same story was that I think I had
the first show with Wu Tang. Ever, not first fat
yours first show of Wu Tang in Manhattan I think
it was a club muse or some shit like that,
and I performed that y'all. Flow Joe was out at
the same time, and I might have got five hundred dollars,

(01:31:42):
and then I seen them give y'all the same five hundred.
It was like thirteen of you guys. I don't know.
I was like, Yo, this ain't gonna I said. I said,
this ain't gonna never make it. It's thirteen of them
splitting the five hundred. Metto was like, Yo, we went
to McDonald's. We ate our shit, this, this, this. Did
you ever look at the whole client and say, Yo,

(01:32:04):
how are we gonna make money with all these dudes? Nah?

Speaker 17 (01:32:07):
I never looked at it because I knew he was
gonna make it, no doubt, you know what I mean.
I knew he was gonna make it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
You know what I mean. I seen it. I seen
it like a twenty seven New Zena. So I was like, yo, Yo,
it was tunds.

Speaker 17 (01:32:20):
We was doing promo and I remember going to Texas somewhere, yo,
and they gave us a fake hunt out of Bill.

Speaker 14 (01:32:30):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
That's how it was. We did shit.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
We got paid one hundred dollars from.

Speaker 17 (01:32:34):
More Bill, Yo to Bill was fake just Bill was mad,
fake and shit like oh and then from there it
was like yo, but you know what, I respect those
days though, because that was our grind right there, Like
we had to we had to grind our ship out
to get to where we is. Like right now, nowadays
it's like so easy hop on the internet. You might

(01:32:55):
just get a hit or just go viral. We ain't
have to go You ain't go viral. You had to
walk your dog back in those days, and shit said
fifteen twenty niggas in the fifteen passenger like were all
bust up like this, sleeping on each other's soldiers and
slabing and shit like just going there like just just moving,
you know what I mean. So we come from we

(01:33:16):
come net shit, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
But you found people our age, fucking even the young dudes,
people like selling a soul to go viral. Right, it
seems like dudes are doing the corniest shit I ever
seen in my life. Like it's like, I just want
to know what the fuck you getting out of this shit?
Like shit bugged out to me. Man, I'll be like like,

(01:33:41):
and the social media ain't really for everybody it's really
for the youth unless you could adapt to that shit
because I don't watch enough guys that I respect as
men in real life. Dude clown shit on the social media?
Did you respect it's real life? You be like, yo,
who's so it realists? You would mention them? Get on

(01:34:01):
social media? Start doing wild corny ship what you think
about that?

Speaker 4 (01:34:05):
Niggas corny from the beginning.

Speaker 17 (01:34:07):
M know how you gonna just start doing that because
that you're coin and go top if you don't recognize, like, Yo,
I can't do that shit. Bro, you know what I'm saying.
But you're doing it for what I mean, so you
know it just be like that. So if you're gonna
start doing corny shit now, nigga, you was always corny,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
That's how I feel about ratting. But that's a different conversation.
I feel like if you a rat, you a rat.
If you work at the fucking boat daing and you've
seen too much shit and the cops coming, you don't
tell it's just because you're a nice guy, but you
ain't ratting. Your mom's and bops taught you don't be
a rat. Once the nigga talked don't let me hear
that your girlfriend with this or somebody stole you. You

(01:34:47):
you told, right, yeah, ok.

Speaker 17 (01:34:52):
You told, you told, you fix it? Man us sit though.
You got corny niggas everywhere, man.

Speaker 1 (01:34:58):
Mister reed chest Box, Yeah, that's where you got your
name from.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
Yeah, yeah, it was out there.

Speaker 17 (01:35:04):
You know, we're all into the these flicks and all that,
and that's like I happened to come across that flick
one day.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
What's the that was? When? That's crazy? Because I was
a little nigga and then the older niggas and in
my grandmother's projects, they was passing around that tape.

Speaker 18 (01:35:22):
So when the v c R the VHS tape the
mystery and chest Box. Yeah, so when y'all came out,
that ship was like it hit home right. It was
like how they how this tape get from with the
young this.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Child lid that's what I'm a little nig I'm like, Yeah,
ship was crazy.

Speaker 17 (01:35:44):
Yeah, now we bet you know how the flickers to
be back in the days, we say when the flicks
come on, you know on Channel five, like I think
it was was a Saturn.

Speaker 19 (01:35:54):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Come outside, dude, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
That you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:36:02):
But you know I'm gonna say something that might sound
really weird to everybody, but that Joseph black belt get ready,
I thought noth niggas karate. I beat the karate expert
up one time in Morris High School, that nigga to
come with the trophies. Yeah, yeah, yo, you know they thought, yeah, yeah,

(01:36:24):
I beat that boy. He knowing me alive, you know, yeah,
just smoke out that nigga used to come to the
school with the trophies like he was a karate king.
I beat the brakesaw him in front of He thought
niggas was scared of him because that shit don't work
over here. But what I was gonna say, he got
you wash shiitting nothing. He was kicking and I was

(01:36:46):
going Yeah. By the fourth four of that boy was
out of yea. It was like, yo, my man, this
ain't the flecks beat just rock them and sock them.
Nigga girls, you got socked but looten that wasn't even
where I was yo every year and so he lined

(01:37:08):
me up. Yeah, be careful. So I go like this,
But when I look at the back of the day's flicks,
right and I look at Bruce Lee, I might be
crazy for this, but a lot of the ice grills,
a lot of the faces he was made. He was like,
and I look at rap from day one, and I

(01:37:30):
wonder if he influenced the swag of hip hop from
day one, like the grand mass of flats of sugar.
They all had that that thing. But we was you
gotta understand, you gotta understand, kiss. We watching that Karate
flick every Saturday. Bruce Lee was like a god. He

(01:37:50):
was Michael Jeorgan out here, but he had the ice grills.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
And all that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
And then rappers always had a I don't know, man,
some shit I don't know. Bruce even like it, man,
I don't know. But I'm just saying hip hop liked him,
is what I'm saying.

Speaker 17 (01:38:08):
You know what I'm saying, because you have had the
baddest rhymes of you know what I mean, some tough guys,
especially sweet rhymes.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
What you said. Bruce had the ice grill, right, he did, no,
but I seen him with his grill load. You had
that swag, you know, now, Bruce one of them niggas though, Jada,
you know, I just ensured my legs and the lords
of London because when you call my ship a year
ro ship d ensured. I'm trying to tell you that

(01:38:42):
I just ensured the ship Lords of London. That's that ship.
That that's that j LO with Jlo was short of
ass but I ensured my leg ship hundred million. Lords
of London's different. He's different type of paraphernal. You're right here,
beat shored legs. You know that ship that you murdered it.
It's the thing out there. I know you like touring, right,

(01:39:06):
I know you so. I know you like hitting them stages.
You like conquering, laying you get getting the tour supreme
clientele too. Tour? Is that gonna be the joint? I
was talking about it the garden.

Speaker 17 (01:39:19):
Yeah, I want to go out with shoes. I saw
Conway the other day too, like, yo, we need to
get to do something, you know what I mean? Because
he's gonna drop I think in September. So he got
some he got some ship, so he like, yo, he
ready to go.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
Yeah, come on, man, we.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Gotta make this work, can't Weit locks stalks.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Me out here? What up?

Speaker 13 (01:39:41):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
You ain't going step you know?

Speaker 13 (01:39:43):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
The skitch is amazing yo ya hold on, hold on?
We fixed it for the young dudes with the paws.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:39:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
Everybody ain't yet the album. Let's talk about He got
a skit on the album talking about pause, like when
we grew up, there was no pause. Now we grew up,
there was a lot of ship that that that is
today that wasn't well explain that to me.

Speaker 17 (01:40:14):
I felt like you wanted to do it now because
because I'm in the studio one day.

Speaker 15 (01:40:19):
Right.

Speaker 17 (01:40:19):
First of all, I'm here pause all day, like I'm
just talking. I'm talking like yo, Dad's pause and pause
him in there like one verse I'm in there, I'm like, yo,
Nigga or whatever, i say something. I think it was
a track with now something like that, one of them joints,
and I'm like, yo, I had to blow him.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
Like but it was like, you know we met back
in the days when you blew. Nigga was like, Yo,
you know what I'm saying. Are you blowing?

Speaker 20 (01:40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:40:42):
Man was paused pause, pause, pause, pause, and it's like
engineered like Joe and he young though, so it's like
he pausing me down. But I'm like, yo, you're taking
me out of my element, Like Yo, I know what
the fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
I'm in broke.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Exactly.

Speaker 17 (01:40:57):
So it's like, wow, so you know we did a
stit on it. Did the skin on that right, because
I wanted to bring that up, you know what I mean.
So it's like, Yo, had my mad mister commodore come
in and you know we went to work, going to dose,
you know what I mean? Getting here funny?

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Yeah you funny though, like you had mad poison and
we did you did this? He said, you bet whatever
he said he toss salad. What he said, Yeah, it's
just to a salads. You don't make rad dallases. So
I'm like, yo, shit, yeah, you're right though, forgot about that.

Speaker 17 (01:41:28):
But it wasn't a pause because back then toss sound
was like a fresh salad, yo fresh?

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
You know whatever. It's this fucking bull man, what's going
on right now? It's full of ship. If I tell
you are like a fucking glissy. You know what the
funk I mean? You're trying to add that's the one
that yeah, saying two different things. We're saying the same ship.

(01:41:55):
Well you not, you know, I mean a hot dog?
What you supposed to say? Like, I'm like, they just
hate some ship. Where's the paws? Though? I think all
my days, Siri realized this, nigga, k not gay. Why
you keep pausing me for eating the hot dog? Though?
Ship out of control? Yo, Joe is out of jo.

(01:42:18):
I'm just yo. I'm it's different though. Don't put those
under this said it's the same ship as well. They're
taking it too, Faro.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
It's that that's sis, like you know what I mean, man,
It's like, yo, come on, you know what I mean. Bro,
you know what I'm saying. It's like this what all
thing that?

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
You know what? They trying to make us feel old?
Knowing my birthday party. My nephews come, Angie Martinez sons,
they all nineteen twenty daughters, their Nico's dead, fucking off
Brooklyn chop Houses daughters and all them in there. Look
what they say, Brooklyn. Look what they say by George daughter,

(01:42:58):
I ain't know you have two daughters. Brooklyn House got
two daughters. Shout out to your and Nikki. Listen. But
what I'm trying to tell you is I hear them
they come. I think I'm fly. I just told you
at the boat taking ship on flyas party ship looking crazy.
They like keep saying yo, every young person that come work.

(01:43:22):
Welcome to the unction. Welcome to the unction. I didn't
hear that one. When's the flags? I ain't head out
one ship out? Try I gotta show give me the flags, niggam.
Let me tell you this is when you so old

(01:43:43):
you don't realize they're fucking snapping on me. They calling
ship the unction where all the uncles? Is that?

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
And ship like, we ain't heard that one.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Don't welcome to the unship. I think like yo. When
I figure it out, I'm like, Yo, the unction and
they're shooting. They're like, yo, we uncles, we old niggas.
I said, Yo, guess what. Get ready for a good
dose of four hours of old school music. We're not
playing that young bullshit right now, right, y'all better get
ready to two steps? Were not welcome to the unctions?

(01:44:17):
Crazy how he kissed? But listen, Jada, I'm looking at
the King of skits and I just had an epiphany.
Your ghosts. If we had a skit for the Joe
and Jada podcast, what would it sound like if ghost
says did the skit for the Joe and Jada podcast?

(01:44:38):
Oh shit, you now, I need you to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
Let's work together on it, alright, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 17 (01:44:46):
Hey, Yo, the fuck is all these other motherfucking you
know you get this shit man, you hunt that shit
over another night. Man, this niggas podcast is bullshitt man,
this real long way now y'all listen, No horse on
that ship. Nah man, fuck all that man. We're taking
over this bullshit. Man, and your body says something. We
go inside the.

Speaker 1 (01:45:07):
Work, the mother says, coming through a fifteen million port rics,
but thirty million porters and Dominicans and this mother for
your work. The mother sudgo. The niggas need to catch up. Word,
I need to get it fucking They need to be

(01:45:28):
laid out in the purple rug and ship take them
a staging island ocean. No ratings.

Speaker 17 (01:45:34):
Fuck they ratings they stopping.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Work them up half you mile your barn. These niggas work.
The mother had.

Speaker 17 (01:45:48):
Uh huh got fire like five gym stars waiting blind dug.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
They ain't even got came working off the fire sticks
and all that time. Nigga. Yeah right, Oh, niggas fucked
up out here. You know what I'm saying. It even
got you got the wreck. I'm not this man. We
did it. He is he dad like hey, you guys say, yeah, yeah,

(01:46:20):
we got ghosts. The king of this gus motherfucker. We
gotta get one off.

Speaker 17 (01:46:25):
Yeah, nah, it's mad Ways. You can go with these skits, bro,
mad ways. You get mad Ways, and you ever fuck
up the skits.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
Damn.

Speaker 17 (01:46:35):
I ain't do skits in a minute. Though we did
them on this even this even happening on right now.
We did a couple like maybe like two times, you
know what I mean, But uh, not like that though,
not like that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:46):
That's you know, they say you gotta go, Supreme Clay
tell two you gotta go right now. Make sure you
gotta go. They say your people.

Speaker 15 (01:47:00):
It on like Yo, there's a lot of go you
don't before, let's do it, Yo, Sun sink going over.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
Your way, Yo, go hold you look at so hold
left hold nowhere.

Speaker 15 (01:47:12):
We got more the talking about when we get old
lay one. I'm not letting let me get off the sipe,
don't put the chains on, go off the site. We
got ghost we're playing fourth this day.

Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Let him go. We're playing fourth to sight. Yes, whatever is,
let's go. Let's going fourth Disciple. When George Georgia so.

Speaker 4 (01:47:32):
That fourth was like fifteen sixteen years four.

Speaker 19 (01:47:35):
Holy fan was his hammer. Just came home from doing twelve,
and it's left back and putting it from his mouth,
holding back.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
I'm nowhere it starts.

Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
No blinging on the four.

Speaker 1 (01:47:48):
Holy fan was his harmer.

Speaker 19 (01:47:49):
Just came off the side and blood putting from his
mouth now got low. He stroke my hand, pull it
back and get let go, Nah niggo stuck bringing on
the four.

Speaker 13 (01:48:01):
Was his hammer.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Just came burning twelve in all look buttering from his mouth.

Speaker 19 (01:48:05):
Zoscot blinging on the floor only for just came home
from doing twelve and it's slip bluck buttering from his mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:48:15):
It's ours god load. He sposed.

Speaker 19 (01:48:17):
My hand will tight then he let go. No, nigga,
don't stop that shi. We've been the worst shuit outs
in this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
And we got here, yo. Talk look wake up as
me and stops. We're gonna get up and walk. I'm
ana nine o'clock tomorrow night.

Speaker 19 (01:48:30):
We gotta flight to catch.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
Some little guardia. My wis made that fish. You like
fries and laugh, your nigga, stop playing. You hear your
daughter talking. Remember her first steps where she started walking.
You think she want to see you fit it in
the fucking coffin. You touch my nigga, Yojo, Get the
fucking off of my nigga. Ain't like y'all niggas now,
y'all hunting around like a bunch of visits. Your mouth
call us wiz No the fist, mom, not forget it?

(01:48:53):
She already little two sons. Come on, Lord. I placed
my head on his sis, just a hand breatherer, say
something under bread.

Speaker 19 (01:49:00):
From wipe the blood from his mouth before my eye
could see glass. And this black should come out singing
to myself.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
Shit to look too good?

Speaker 3 (01:49:08):
Another black man.

Speaker 5 (01:49:09):
Loss in the hood.

Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
No cigar helping low. I gave him cpo from like
like a f y'all, God damn it. I can't stand it.
I'm rocking back and forth like a hammy. So what
I'm feeling? He got to plant it. I'm into now,
but it's clearing me like fire, and I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:49:25):
To fix my list to say GOODBYEO.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
Come on, Charles, wake up. That should have.

Speaker 4 (01:49:36):
Said one like six like man.

Speaker 1 (01:49:43):
Man, that's great, angry. I gotta play it out in
the gym. Georgia was over, James, Yeah that one, gentlemen. Okay,
this da ship like this ship okay, let's top the

(01:50:04):
doors kios too harmonize.

Speaker 21 (01:50:11):
Harmon us the niggas left there right a fiend try
to get slick and slapping and crush they pikes, strong
on robberies all done the harmony.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
Raised my weapon and thedn't bow hit the artemis.

Speaker 21 (01:50:23):
Race to the staircase, shoot out the lights and let
off a few shells. That they're doing the right They
got gush we half kind of eve under the couch
of shot gun twelfth. He shout what another shot and
the door flew open, making snow on the table of
fiendis still smoking seat room out of respect through.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
Four in his chest.

Speaker 19 (01:50:40):
Hurt some niggas in the back with a rude dialects
creeping cruise.

Speaker 20 (01:50:43):
Direight, you could lose down, I said, blood clod, bigger fools.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
Dire ass. When I heard them, let them cocking his
guns in the back room, turned on the vacuum. Maybe
y'all distract them, got them gathered all the babies in
the bathroom. Take your little chetos a big back. Soon
I knew the dread that cut off his hair wore
half four gold teeth, caught a body in camp. Cold
top was like equing that I'm talking about waste.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
That's normal.

Speaker 1 (01:51:06):
TV's in class for hold on. When Nigga came up running,
got it jumping still behind the walls, squeeze the stars
jumping never.

Speaker 21 (01:51:13):
Little crashed them. He was pluffing, almost got his hand
ripped on straight for nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
The course hurt the chainsaw like I was the main course.
They resorted to eat.

Speaker 21 (01:51:21):
My food colt by the main ball, a heel of
bullets of ring and terror.

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
But just hanging off the wall. Kept on them back
together curtains and chlore X bottles holes forever the balls turn.
The shoe was damaged, the cream lever. I'm good. Fuck
come then, shit we got back. Yes, I'm doing that. Not.

Speaker 21 (01:51:39):
I ain't got that type of shit no more, motherfucker go.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Yes, I can't get dramatic facts. I'll flip that Sandy
the wallday dead.

Speaker 21 (01:51:52):
Somebody should have just said to hold you top we listen, nigga,
hold we ain't playing or gains.

Speaker 20 (01:51:59):
Nigga, know what it is you want to learn about you.
Nigga's in the street real right there, Nigga, right there.

Speaker 16 (01:52:11):
That's y'all need to work first on this, guys. Nach
I need a number. This is stupid by yes Man
ship Yo. That hook is crazy Bean Bud Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:52:27):
Supreme clientele too. May sure you get it on all
platforms wherever you get your music. Stop listening to that
bullshit and listen to some real ship. You know you

(01:52:48):
the scove God Cooks. Who in your family? Because you
really talking eighty eight ship too? Like did you have
an uncle cousin in your family that was in the
game Heavy? Like I always try to figure out how
do you know the game? Like that? What game you
talking about? The drug game? To wait this ship? It

(01:53:08):
started with my cousin. Okay, we just put this sh
in overdrive. When Gun reached out there you would after
reasonable drought? What was what was that? Like? Gun is
Crazy first of all, shout out the West Side Gun.

Speaker 22 (01:53:26):
Yeah, Gun is Gun is a legend. Gun Crazy Gun
reached out and he was working on that awesome God album. Yeah,
I need three joints by tomorrow, Like three joints telling
you you got a classic album.

Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
Nobody know? Do these is gone?

Speaker 22 (01:53:50):
I'm telling you anything. West told me though, that ship
play out exactly the way he says that. Yea, on
these three joints, they're gonna go back to your ship
and then they're gonna listen to it different. I did
them three joints, just never stopped.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
She just went to the moon. Now, I don't want
to disrespect you, right, but I feel like today it's
the same moment for you, right because you shit crack.
I was about to get mad. I ain't know what
you was about to say. He was about throw the
shit there flash and they's one of them days two

(01:54:28):
after they see you on this boot couch down to
the moon. Everybody who has sat in this couch. According
to my business partner, he don't allow people on the couch.
You gotta be legendary something, you gotta be Serena Williams,
Is there anybody who coming here has been a legendary icon? You,

(01:54:51):
my friend, are a future icon when they get to you.
But if Fat Joe, who thinks he know what time
it is, discovered you a month ago. I feel like
this is one of the moments and it was important
to us because we I think you fucking incredible. You're
like my favorite rapper, right, appreciate that and reasonable, y'all.

(01:55:13):
I mean, everybody need to get into this stove guard
because all but this. I feel like this is one
of the moments for you because you know, ghost Face
just walked out, You walked in and sat in the
same spot.

Speaker 22 (01:55:26):
Legendary should I'm gonna ki me. God always got his
hand on me. This should get different for real. That's
why I'm gonna be worried about none of this ship.
You know, these niggas trying to spin you with miss
your moment. No, I'm not going, not going, No, none
of that industry shit, goofy shit. It's gonna be whatever

(01:55:48):
God wanted to be. That's why we're here, right, That's
a fact.

Speaker 1 (01:55:52):
Nobody can tell you what your future is, what blessings
God got for you. You know, it's my birthday and
for me to make it out sixteen years old was
a miracle. I'm sure there was people who looked at
my elementary school and I was in kindergarten, first second grade,

(01:56:16):
and by the way, they seen me karate kicking dudes
in their back and all that. They said, this guy
going to jail time. And so God had his hands
on me and saved me through so much shit, had
me navigate. So I can relate to everything you saying. Bro,
It's just some shit just don't make sense at all.
Sometimes you were supposed to die. I'm not gonna lie

(01:56:38):
to you. Sometimes they caught me. Ten guys, everybody got
I was supposed to die for the shit I did
today prior somehow I talked my way out of it,
and that's God's doing. Fact, How did the Clips reach
out to you? Because that right there, that's what put

(01:57:01):
me on the stoke, because I got to shout out
Dre and cool and Dre first time on the clips
when they hurt. Yeah, yeah, not yeah, Dre been trying
to beg me listen. I don't listen to these niggas
got purple hair, yellow hair, a type of I know.
But Drake kept telling me young boy, yo, he's in
just and I'm like, yo, man, I'm tired of this ship. Drey.

(01:57:22):
You put me on to some dudes. Man, they're weirdos man.
And so I hear him on the Clips album. Man,
I'm like what I said? This guy playing that that's
the first ship they played and that ship, Yo, how
did that go?

Speaker 4 (01:57:36):
Who called?

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
How did you get that call? Who reached out to her?

Speaker 22 (01:57:40):
Push Man's homie Zoe, Okay, Zoe text me like Joe
made this happen too, by the way, this interview.

Speaker 1 (01:57:47):
Yes, yeah, Nigga in the summer with a with a
mink cat. Every day you took today is so colding
there he took the day off today. He having mink
hats on in the summer one hundred degrees. But gad,
I'm sorry about you. Just trying to describe the man.

Speaker 22 (01:58:07):
Zoe text me like, Yo, can I I give Push
your number? Like, Nigga, what kind of question is that?
So we get pushed the number. Push called me like, y'all.
I didn't even know it was the clips out. We're like, Yo,
this record man, send it to you right now, like
and that ship through? He Yo, Pharrell had a hook
on there, le, Yo, Farrell got a hook on there.

Speaker 1 (01:58:29):
He wants you to do.

Speaker 22 (01:58:30):
He want me to like a reference. He wanted me
to do send it through. But bro ain't from where
we're from.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
Do what you do?

Speaker 22 (01:58:38):
So I din't even play for real, shot, I just
take it to the studio. I'll play for after I
do what I do. So I just did that joint.

Speaker 1 (01:58:45):
It was just one take. We never asked nobody to
spit do anything on this show. If I need you
to say that chorus live for us. It's just it's
probably the best chorus of the year, I think, so
I know, definitely called that when I say some ship,

(01:59:06):
don't listen to these people when I say it, it
is one. Now that's it. Hook of the year, Hook
of the year.

Speaker 4 (01:59:15):
Can I hear it?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
Let me.

Speaker 22 (01:59:16):
You don't know what I know. You ain't see what
I saw. No, you ain't been where I go. With
a fetti so strong, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
Do it with one eye. Turn you inside out. I
heard your fast hurt the crib inside inside out. I
have the roof for you. Niggas.

Speaker 23 (01:59:35):
Let the inside out fresh prince jacket boy, I cook
them to the inside out.

Speaker 1 (01:59:40):
Oh, we might as well rap, light skinned nigga running
the base, or if you want to rap rap, I'm
not no no pressure.

Speaker 3 (01:59:53):
We don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:59:54):
But you we need you. You're the leader of the
new school. Let's got friends.

Speaker 22 (01:59:58):
Pretty bitch in my bed, we really ran down on you.
Be pissing down your leg. Nigo and Chanel october Rez,
she like you should have been a no bitch. I
should have been in the feds. Itch when I get
jail cause I got allergies. My young boys, really paint
your fuck some gallery. I graduated one thousand gram Academy's

(02:00:20):
pussy niggas.

Speaker 23 (02:00:20):
Flattering how you gate keeping you outside the gate with me.
I'm on here with thirty keys niggas. Life is made believe.
Shit ain't what they make a scene. Don't make a scene.
Cut the duck tay, rip the plastic judge, send them
up the stream so long that boy gonna come on Casannat.
Tell them I'm just wrapping nine, buying blocks. He's my
jersey up inside the spot. Mary to Selena, she was

(02:00:42):
spinning when we.

Speaker 1 (02:00:43):
Tied the knot.

Speaker 23 (02:00:44):
I found a silk, Selene. You see a poke and
I can't hide the chop fire fetti personal home. You're
trying to die or not?

Speaker 1 (02:00:52):
Little bit rapping a little bit? She Ladies and gentlemen,
that's real shit. Man.

Speaker 13 (02:00:58):
We don't.

Speaker 1 (02:01:00):
You can't come up here and make it sound effects,
none of that fucking bullshit though. Noah, But let me
tell you something, you Upstate boys, y'all been dressing y'all
asses off, every one of y'all. They're having a fly ship.
I mean, what the fuck y'all couldn't wait y'all turn

(02:01:22):
or something like, what's like, I look at all of them,
what's my man? The rock Marciano. He battling that ga
for fifth of the year? Rock motherfucker model.

Speaker 22 (02:01:35):
Yeah, Rock been doing it. Rock, always been on that ship.

Speaker 1 (02:01:38):
Yeah. But all you guys, y'all throwing that ship on?
What is it like with what everybody fresh man? Those
biggas want to be talking about a moment? You know
what it is with it a long time by fresh
ship ship ever seeing the nigga with bean boars and well,
you know a few of them, it's not that much

(02:02:01):
snake as with. That's dumb nice and the gear is
horrid and there's a few of them, but it's not
a lot of your man. Harry Spears came in. He
looked like he was war immedian. Harry, you better get
him for that herr. He went New York man jeans,
tim and the Yankee fitted black tea. You know what

(02:02:22):
I mean? That's just that's that's what he always do.
He had a fade like on the time, how is
he gonna geans? How are you gonna talk about a
guest like that? Who's the best guess ever? I'm just
whoa hard to tell you just said he was came out,
he got money, he just get anyway. You know, it's

(02:02:45):
great you care about your presence. You know what I'm saying.
Here we go, Here we go. I think we all should.
Who's some of your musical influence? You? I appreciate that that.
He just liked to hear that ship he asked me.
You're gonna ask us, We asked every Yeah, just the

(02:03:06):
top dead or live. You know they gonna say jaded,
ghad man because the whole it was like a trick
list ship expect. I was listening, Yo got out stop
he was three episodes. I said it on the song
six platinum, I bicked you up like never, But brother,

(02:03:28):
who's your influences?

Speaker 12 (02:03:29):
Man?

Speaker 1 (02:03:30):
This guy here, James, how many times playing them? Six?
Eight times? Platinum time? You know what I'm saying. Got
to appreciate that. Yeah, Jada, I was listening.

Speaker 13 (02:03:40):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Over there, I stole this ball and that this man
says influences? Sorry about everything? Are you good? Kids? Hole
hundred three thousand? Okay, see see is it even see
all calling you? If he's working on new music, I'm

(02:04:04):
not even gonna lie. I got to be on that. Yeah,
I think you will be on that and and that's
an early prediction for Joe Crack on Draft Day, y'all
gonna throw a flag to that. You know what I'm saying,
because let me tell you something. That ship you talking,
let me tell you something. We went and letting me
in front of you won, right. So we're listening to

(02:04:24):
the clips now, I'm just saying, we're listening to the
clips and I hear this hook and I said, Man,
who the fuck this dude on this hook? And he says, Yo,
that stove guard cooks. But once again, I don't want
to take no credit away from dre from cooling Drake.
He's been begging me to hear, begging me, harassing me. Yo,

(02:04:47):
you would love this guy. So I said, that's a nigga,
dre be talking. So we put up reasonable drought and
I was like, what the fuck is this? And the
only way I have to describe what you do wrapping
to anybody out there that's watching, it's like when you

(02:05:08):
got a comedian. It's just funny and they got you
and they won't stop. They trying to make you die
by laughter. Like people go dumb on they versus, but
you go super dupe or dup or dumb You dragging
the dumbness out ball for ball, life for life. You're like, Yo,
it's this shit gonna stop. You're like, it's crazy. He's

(02:05:32):
just straight grazy. Appreciate that. I've got a story for you. Nah,
this's a big You don't want me to tell you.
I'm dropping gems right now. That's what I'm here for.
This stuff gone one on one. But I'm just telling
you what happened to me. Right So, one day I'm

(02:05:53):
in my two three lawyers, Ago and Ship. I'm in
the office. He us he used to be Pharrell's lawyer,
used to be Ludacris's lawyer, the woots. Anybody who was
big was with him. So I walk up in the
lawyer's office and they pop in champagne and Ludacris tells me, Yo,

(02:06:18):
I just signed this deal for like two million dollars because,
believe it or not, I know you're younger than us.
There was a time ring tones didn't exist, so if
your phone ring, it was just the ring. So they
invented the ring tone, but the contracts in all of
the record labels did not have that in the writing

(02:06:39):
because it did not exist like AI wasn't like it
was five years ago now. So in the contracts they
fucked up. They didn't have ownership of your ring tone.
Ludacris understood that. As fucking smart as he is. I
just seen him on the yacht, jogging on a treadmill
and rika somewhere. He's jogging on the button. He's morning yat.

(02:07:04):
He tells me, yojoas this thing. He breaks it down
to me, Yo, Joe's ah thing' even reingtos. I just
got two million. This is that cool. I go to
Atlantic Records. I'm gonna say the name. I go to
Atlantic Records where I was signed, and I'm supposed to
do press and some ship like that. So some girl
comes down, she's the assistant to the president. Should I

(02:07:28):
say his name or I could get suit. I said
that I had said, you said Atlantic. Just leave it
at that. So the boss sends the assistant down. She says, Yo.
The man upstairs says, sign right here. I said, I'm
not thinking nothing enough. I said, Yo. Tell a man
he you know, he know my lawyer. Just send it
to him. No problem. They never, ever in their life

(02:07:50):
ever did any type of legal work at me. Not
go to the lawyer. Never in the history. But I
don't know. I ain't thinking about it. So he comes
back there, they come back down. He comes down. He
got a thousand workers, so everybody's scared of their job.
So he comes down and says, Yo, Joe, you know
there's some shit that we need you to sign. There's
a thing called ring tones, and and we own it

(02:08:13):
and this and that. I said, my man, suck my dick.
The whole office looked at me, the huh. Everybody was looking.
I said, you can suck my dick. My nigga freenkstey
for yo. Bro, the man, listen, you just said right
now you started this whole story. You just said you

(02:08:34):
looking for the last three hours. I didn't say shit.
You said. There's guys that will play behind the desk
the game. They'll get hung for on the streets. If
they did this, they be dead. That's a fact. This
guy just sold me. Hey, there's some called Ensons who
I got loved for lud Chris. I just got two million.

(02:08:55):
They was popping champagne twenty minutes before I get it.
There the dude trying to scam me in to sign
my rights away for something. I know this man just
got two million. I got no choice but to tell
him to suck my dick in front of his whole workers. Everybody,
get the fuck up out of here, before you get
a foot up your ass, nigga fuck out of you.
The whole office is looking like, oh my god, like

(02:09:20):
the wild wild West. They're ready sweat, they ready snatched
their wigs, hats every day, every motherfucker right. But listen,
he go up. Then Leo Cohen comes down. Who's the
chairman of Warner Brothers. Joe. We feel like this is

(02:09:41):
the right of the label and this he even told
me some shit. And I ain't trying to throw you
under the bus leader because you know, I got too
much love and respect for everything. You're actually not in
this equation. But Leo says, Yo, I met with all
the all the enemies, Republican, Democrat, Independent, we all met.
We all agree that we own these ring Tones. So

(02:10:02):
we're gonna do this all the artists and change all
the contracts. I said, Leo, I have so much respect
for you, brother. Well, you know, I just left my
lawyer's office and Luther christ just did a two million
dollar deal. This is what you're asking me to do.
You're like trying to scam be out of my rights.
So well, if you don't sign it, you know the

(02:10:25):
bottom line. At the end of the day, I stuck
them niggas up for MS and they made me sign
a contract that said don't tell no other artists. We
gave you the money. But I was like, yo, I
need MS. I need that. You're not doing that to me.
So they made me sign the paper, and I guess
I couldn't get sued. I mean, I guess what I

(02:10:46):
signed was the NDA or something twenty some years ago.
They said, Yo, Joe, don't I knew y'all stole my shit?
Oh no, they stole your ship. I think artist, I
think artists can go back in time time after this
gem stove god one on one and look up, did
they have the right see your ship back? Then you're

(02:11:07):
gonna get one of them busts over the head. You're
gonna get one of the executives busts over the head
for that, because I don't take that.

Speaker 15 (02:11:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:11:14):
I play refrigerators and sinks and on it. I play
with kitchen. We got stove guard cooks here. I played
with kitchen applies Michael waves and ship like that man,
air fries and all that off the roof your air
fries make a mean chicken wing. Yo, you gotta joint here.

(02:11:40):
I want to hear new joint from you. I said
the world ain't here yet with's James that he broke
out of y'all got it. I'm ready that ship man,
and don't know.

Speaker 22 (02:11:52):
That's why we're gonna do this there ship.

Speaker 23 (02:12:01):
Say you let me lie to me sweet double loss
stitched in my seat, powder footprints falling off my feet.

Speaker 3 (02:12:13):
If the wig right, then.

Speaker 1 (02:12:16):
We strag right. I get money. Can't cut it then,
and nights. If the wag right, then we strad right.

Speaker 3 (02:12:27):
I get money.

Speaker 1 (02:12:28):
Can't cut it.

Speaker 23 (02:12:29):
Then while you're playing a hair every whisper that these
fuck niggas saying make me leave in the product trench
with the can they grab us? We better get comfort
or shand because I'm more cooking and wag they more
funny like the wings because I shot him.

Speaker 1 (02:12:44):
On the wind.

Speaker 3 (02:12:45):
You don't know that's the same time for a yeen.
You don't know that's the same.

Speaker 1 (02:12:49):
Time I have my yea.

Speaker 23 (02:12:52):
Clearly yourm all, how they gonna bury your god deep
in the pot, stretching my arms.

Speaker 3 (02:12:56):
I made him fourteen and a half pounces. The scale
said four one. Mary came on water with raindrops, splash
on the beach.

Speaker 1 (02:13:03):
Get riched, got.

Speaker 3 (02:13:04):
Fast do that shit it came mama.

Speaker 23 (02:13:06):
They ain't killer, then, my friends, they ain't dylas did
my stove cools ray like?

Speaker 1 (02:13:11):
Oh gray like?

Speaker 23 (02:13:13):
Murder was the case they gave me the ricks. If
I die now, my plug will still haunt you. Everybody,
and that I have them shooting up its way. They
want to put their feet in my kicks. They want
to put their shoes in my prints. They want to
see this step of my bricks. They study in the
way my.

Speaker 3 (02:13:27):
Wrist twists, studying the fun Say you let me lie
to me sweet?

Speaker 1 (02:13:32):
Do a lost stitch in my seat?

Speaker 3 (02:13:34):
Powder footprints falling off my feet? If the weg right,
then we strayed.

Speaker 9 (02:13:42):
Rise.

Speaker 10 (02:13:43):
I get money, kid Cutty Dawn nights. If the wedg right,
then we strayed right. I get money kid Cutty day Nights.

Speaker 3 (02:14:04):
One verse.

Speaker 1 (02:14:04):
Let me do you you might have a bigger problem.
In that song, I see you shout out kick cutting,
tell me cud Tell him he didn't say kit cut,
He say kid Cuddy, but he didn't say, yeah, he
ain't thinking this ship grounds halls, dad ship. He got

(02:14:33):
up there. Don't mind me, Stove, don't mind me. You know,
I woke up today and the first thing I said
was he said, he said, afraid of I knew it
was you. You broke my heart. You broke you said
your father, Like, you know what I mean? These guys

(02:14:55):
out here, he's ugly, man, God's taking the stand against
their kids. Shit like that. This ship out of control. Listen, Yeah,
that's a splash right there. That's a smash right there.
That's one stove guard cooks man. Thank you for blessing
us coming up on the show. Yo. What we call

(02:15:18):
it that eighty seven north because I've been like, like
the highway up to Syracuse is eighty seven north, right,
what is it? Eighty seven turns into eighty one? Well up,
here's eighty seven, like in the Bronx going there's only
one way to go to and that shit is the
eighty seven, All eighty seventh right, turning eighty one, eighty

(02:15:42):
seven to seven eighty one. So it's fucked up. I believed, man, Meloy,
where you do know the coach? What's the name of
the coach Autrey Red are right now. He played for me.
I don't know it's on Polo Brown for me. Some
your coach played for me. We know that Red Orchie

(02:16:04):
used to play for everybody that if you ain't figured
it out, yes, Stove, Joe, tell these things. I need
the floor seats. You ain't got it that Syracuse I
got that.

Speaker 4 (02:16:16):
This is what I believe.

Speaker 1 (02:16:17):
Yo. You got a lot of ship for Stove. You
got them, Yo, You're gonna do six honks down. Law man,
I'm tolling you sex see I they went mine. You
got six so DC Billy Owens, he's my dudes man,
Rest in peace. Pearl Sherman Douglas was good. Better record,

(02:16:39):
they better record Stove guards Pearl here Pearl was that niggah.
You'd be surprised. Who is from my projects? Deanmember, your
senior who played for the Knicks. It's from my building, Okay, surprised.

(02:17:03):
He was a legend of Knicks. Great. His son is
in New York one. The You've seen him in New
York one a million times. That's his son. I grew
up with Dean Member of the son. The father played
for the next don't do that to the god body
of all god bodies. This ship mathematical, symmetric, This is

(02:17:23):
the pack the ethereum. Fager tell you that's it. This
ain't ain't this, it's tracking. Kiss makes some new about
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