July 2, 2025 • 27 mins
Her (and it is HER) wedding is pissing people off—but honey badger don't care. Admit it though: would you go if you were invited?
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Let's talk about Lauren Sanchez's wedding because everyone's talking about it.
I can't stop talking about it. Everyone is obsessed with it.
And Jeff was a guest at the wedding. It was
Lauren Sanchez's wedding. And there's a lot to say about that.
I mean, is the level of tourism every summer and
all the gondolas and the onslaught of people that descend
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upon Venice anyway a spectacle? Yeah, So like where's the
line of the Olympics a spectacle in la or any
major city. I mean, I don't think this is going
to be as much of a taxing event on a
city as the Olympics. But then again, Venice is an
old city and I get that, but like this is
just something to grip onto, to criticize for a city
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that's gotten overrun.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But that happens everywhere. Like I used to go to Tuloom.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
When it was Ego Chic and when there was literally
like saltwater coming through the shower head, like really ego Sheic.
There was no air conditioning, there was mosquito nats And
now to Loom is Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So that's just what does happen.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I get that, like, this is a big thing going
on and it's going to disrupt the infrastructure of a town.
But it's not going on for two months. It's a
couple of days, So I don't know. It's a symbol
of other things. But that would make me really uncomfortable.
If I were getting married and there were protests about it,
I would not like the way that makes me feel.
So here's the thing. There are different types of people.
(01:35):
I mean, I knowed Lauren, and she's fun and alive,
and it seems like they're very social. They're very social,
they seem to be very in love, and they like
the light. They like the action, they like the light.
He and she who make the goal, make the rules,
like they get to do what they want, and she
allows it to ultimately be his program, Like she's coming in,
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she's getting married, but like you know, it's a big
show for him too, Like he's become more quote unquote cool,
even though he's a multi billionaire times hundreds. But some
of them elevated their status and fame infinitely. Like she
was in the Hollywood world and she was married to
a guy named Patrick, and she was in the sports world, before,
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and she's not shy around big time celebrities. Now she's
become a celebrity because she's marrying the guy who he
wasn't a celebrity before either. He was famous because he
was Jeff. But like the two of them together have
just like hit a nerve and they're allowed to do
what they want. Bianca sens Story is allowed to go
naked on a red carpet, and Jeff Bezos is allowed
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to marry Lauren Sanchez and she's allowed to wear her
boobs out at the inauguration. I mean till someone tells
her to stop. I don't see anyone telling these people
to stop. Okay, my packages are still coming. I mean
I am a little resentful. They're in Venice tripping the
light fantastic, and I'm over here reviewing bathing suits to
the summer for Amazon. But you know it's okay. I
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like to do the lord's work and help out. You know,
every little bit counts for Jeff. And she's certainly not
wearing any of the handbag university knockoff bags that.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I talk about, So you welcome. They're allowed to do
what they want.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But I'd like to break down several aspects of this,
just because so many people are talking about it and
what it means. So again, once you hit a certain
amount of money for most people, and this is what
we're gonna talk about today, once you hit a certain
amount of money for most people, honey badger, don't give
a fuck because you've gotten so rich that literally nobody
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has anything you need except for fame and relevance, which
these people do need. They require it. It's blood running
through their veins. You can feel it. They can't deal
with not being in the light. I'm not saying Jeff
and Lauren. I'm saying there are people like that, Okay,
it's people that would go on the Housewives that already
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have money. Like I used to, like, let me get
this straight. You're fucking rich and you're going onto the
Housewives because I walked in there so broke every job
I ever had. I did to the infinite degree. I
had nothing else, and I wanted it. I've always been
a worker, but when I was on the house I
was was like, yes, of course, but once I made money,
(04:16):
give me the fuck out of here. And I'm bringing
this all up because this is what we're gonna talk
about today. In ten different directions, and I'm gonna spill
a lot of tea that I've never spilled before because
this is hitting a nerve about fame and relevance. Fame
is a destabilizer. That's not my line, that's Tim Dillon's line.
(04:36):
I never take anybody's line. Fame is a destabilizer. People
can make money, they can't make fame like it's harder.
It's hard like being you know, a naturally gifted athlete
is just like god given and you can't kind of
recreate it. You could steal money, you could work hard,
you could become a doctor. There are ways to make
some money. It's hard to make fame. I mean, I
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guess you could just be totally infamous and go kill somebody.
But like, fame really is intoxicating to other people, and
people who have it really want it. And years ago
I sat down with Lauren Michaels at his house. I
knew him, and he said to me, as you become
more successful this is before he launched the Jimmy Fallon show,
as you become more successful, and as you become more famous,
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you will only associate with famous people because they'll really
be the only ones that get it okay, Like you'll
become part of this sort of group and you'll find
those people because other people won't relate.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Now, Lauren Michaels is very smart.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There are a couple of things he's said to me
over the years of meeting him very few times that
are very smart, and he's right. It is a destabilizer.
And as my either fame or reach or I don't
even like the word it makes me cringe, has grown,
I have noticed that it's harder for other people to
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get it, meaning like there are some events that I
won't go and it seems like why wouldn't you go?
And maybe that could almost appear rude because it's going
to be an appearance I would be attacked the whole time.
Or this particular type of thing where like someone doesn't
think about it, or someone just automatically puts me on
a group text with someone else, someone that I knew
from high school.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Has happened recently.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh hey, I'm just putting you on the group text
with this guy who owns a store that you talked about.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'm like WHOA, Like no, no, you can't just give
my number out.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like there are just things I don't think I'm better
than but there are just things that are different. Okay,
So I validate what Lauren Michael's saying about how people
who I guess are famous can relate more. But I'm
not friends with famous people.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm really not.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know many of them, I've met many of them,
I have respect from many of them. I don't want that.
So anyway, I do agree with Lauren Michael's philosophy. I
understand what he's saying. It doesn't work for me because
I've never taken two celebrities. I just i haven't one celebrity.
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I remember being so specific. We went to the Soho
House for lunch and it took like so long for
them to pick the seat. I'm not that seat, but
it's facing there. But what about the corner sho we
have like so taking their own fame so seriously, and
I'm more successful than they are now from a relevant standpoint,
for sure, five to six minutes on the chairs and
the tables and where they're facing and like a career decision. Okay,
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same thing with like coming in through the back, Like
famous people are insufferable, Like they just are so self important.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
They're out of touch. They have not stayed in touch with.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
People from their childhood, and unless they're people from their childhood,
are like their baggage handlers on trips, or they're like
hired assistants or people they just keep around. But there's
always like and I'm up here, you're down here about it.
I've seen that a lot too. It's like, yeah, Jane
helps me with my blah blah blah, and Jane is
basically a fucking baggage handler and a shirt.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But it's not good.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But so I understand the concept. But I have never
really taken to famous people. I remember being invited by
Ellen and Porsche to come stay at their house in
Santa Barbara, and I politely declined. Not because I didn't
like Ellen and por wish. I haven't spoken to them
in a long time. I liked them a lot, I
enjoyed them. I just didn't want to go. I was like,
I don't want to get too close to the fire.
What happens if something goes wrong, what happens if I
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spill something like then they later talk, I just don't
want to.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't I didn't go.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Why I'm saying all of this is that this event
is a bunch of honey Badgers that don't give a fuck.
So Lauren Sanchez and Jeff don't give a fuck at all,
and they don't need to.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
They own the world. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It doesn't mean that they don't care what people think.
It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt once in a while.
It doesn't mean that you don't want to be liked.
It just means, like honey badger, don't give a fuck,
Like when you have that level of money, you really
do what you want. Doesn't mean you have to agree
with it, but most of you would go if you
were invited. Ninety nine point nine percent of you would go.
So it's easy to hate on something that you're never
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getting fucking invited to.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, that's easy to do.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What it's not doing is making the average person, the citizens, journalists,
the person on TikTok. It's not making people like celebrity anymore.
The celebrity that has died and taken a terrible turn,
and the cancelation and all these people that have not
been immune to it, like the Blake livelies, like the
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j lows, et cetera. It's not helping any of that.
But Blake Lively was on the time most interesting of
the year. Haley Bieber sold her company for a billion dollars.
Now she gets to be part of the Honey Badger.
I don't give a fuck club, you know. I don't
know that it really matters. I'm just saying as a
general cultural concept, a wedding like this doesn't help the
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plight of the shift in celebrity, like where people just
are so sick of celebrity and the flaunting and traditional
celebrity is dead that I stand behind that is dead,
and this doesn't help. What I think is critical and
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likely won't change because people love to hate people that
are famous, is that we put Harvey Weinstein on a
pedestal our society, our society put Jeffrey Epstein on a pedestal.
Our society put Ditty on a pedestal. Now those are criminals, okay,
but still we had no discerning palate.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We put them on a pedestal.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So our society has put people on pedestals and a
wind tour. Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Jay z Amala,
and George should be on a pedestal.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
They are the pedestal.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
And this what's going on in Venice, right, Now they're
the monarchy. This is the monarchy. It's not supposed to
be relatable. They're not relatable to most people. Okay, they're
not living a relatable they don't have a relatable bank account,
they're not doing relatable things. They're not having a relatable money,
so they're not supposed.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
To be relatable.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Gail King, Katy Perry, and Lauren Sanchez went for nine
minutes into space.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is that relatable?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No? But they're not supposed to be relatable. They're the monarchy.
They're the Honey Badger group for the most part. Okay,
So like why are you expecting them to do normal
things and relatable things, and like we want them to
be not we I don't care. You want them to
be who you want them to be. But yet you
would go you would go to the Mechala, but you
want to hate Anna Winter. You would go to this wedding,
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but you want to hate them. I'm just saying you
don't have to put these people on a pedestal. But
you bought the Kylie lipkitt you bought the Kim Skims,
you bought the Kanye music, you bought the Diddy music,
you bought the Harvey Weinstein movies. This is what you buy,
this is what you do. You got the extensions, you
got the BBL in your ass, like, this is what
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it is. So you cannot play stupid and smart and
you cannot say go away, come back and hate it
and love it at this said, I mean you can,
but it does. No one cares, so you put Oprah
on a pedestal. She doesn't do exactly what you want.
When she's in Hawaii for charity with the rock and
now you hate them, and I don't even remember what
it was, but I just remember it was getting a
lot of heat. Okay, because Oprah does charity. Because every
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day Oprah was in your living room telling you what
was what and what wasn't. And because you thought Oprah
was the second Coming. Now she shows up at this
wedding with her best friend who was on the spaceship.
None of this is relatable. But she's a billionaire. She's
a honeybadger now, okay, so she's not gonna do it
the way you want her to do it. And she
doesn't care because she doesn't need to care, and you
shouldn't care what she does or what she thinks either.
(12:23):
You know what I mean because you would go. So
I'm gonna lay it out for you in a couple
of examples. So when I said what I said about
Megan Markle crime A River, which did not land. When
I said that years ago, I said, crime A River
lost probably half a million dollars in brand deals.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It was not a great press week. It was not great.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was right before she went on to Oprah and
said there was racism in the royal family about her, uh,
what her child was going to look like, and that
she contemplated suicide. And I didn't know she was going
to say any of that, and I definitely had compassion
for it, but it didn't land. What I said, okay,
before she went and did that interview and it didn't land.
Ellen Degenerous texted me and said, you have to take
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that post down. And then I got on the fall
with her and she said they're at Frogmore Cottage and
they can barely stand up, and they're not paying for security.
And she's friends with the Kardashians because Calabasis is near
I think Santa Barbara.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I think it's not far.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But anyway, there's that like a Monacito crew, which is
not where Calabasas Is, but it's up north. So the
Monacito crew is like Oprah, Ellen, Kim Kardashian and the Markles,
and there are other people.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
If like Robblo is part of that crew, he lives
there too, doesn't mean you live there you have to
be part of their crew. I'm just saying there's like
a tight crew that's a Monacito. So Ellen is part
of that crew. Said to me, c you take this
down because she knows me and we haven't spoken in
a while at this time, and this is dead in
the middle of the pandemic. She goes porsia, saw it,
showed it to me, and you need to take it down.
You don't know what they're going through.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And I'm like, well, Ellen, I don't. I'm not taking
it down.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I am sorry. You know, if it's upsetting to you,
I get that. I don't want to hurt anyone. And
maybe you know more than I do. There are things
that you've done in your career that like maybe I
wouldn't have agreed with or people wouldn't have agreed with.
So I get it, and maybe I did take it down.
I don't remember, actually, and I validate that. Again, I've
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said before, I'm sure Megan and Harry are lovely people.
Maybe I spoke too soon, Like you know, they've been
very quiet and I've come around on it. But they're
part of the Honey Badger group too, and that's okay.
So she asked me to take it down. And it
wasn't intentional, but there was like an elitism to it.
There was like a club mentality to the Oprah Montecito
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Megan Markel club that like Ellen was part of, and
I think it was showing that she was a loyal friend,
but like there was something about it. I don't even
want to say it as a negative. There was something
about it that it was this successful for the most part,
hard work earned money that lives in his town. They
worked hard for years. Ellen was on television for years
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working her ass off, made money move to Montecito. That's allowed,
same with Oprah. But anyway, there was something about it
where I was like, it was almost like a celebrity
getting mad that I had reviewed their product negatively. But
it's okay for me to then go review just a
regular product, honestly, but the celebrity is supposed to like
get to get out of jail free card, Like because
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a celebrity called me about another celebrity, I'm supposed to
take it down. But if like some regular schmuck I
talked about it, wrote about like their shit out of luck,
there was an elitist aspect to it, and none of
this helped the cause of these celebrities, which people really
have started to turn away from. And people have been
on the internet like, wait, but aren't you friends with them?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I know Lauren.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I know Lauren because I met her initially through her ex, Patrick, who.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I know very well.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And we're gonna get into Patrick White So we're gonna
do a whole story and Patrick Whitesell and all his friends.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'm sure they're gonna be thrilled.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
But I know everyone, And so I know Lauren from
her meeting him and getting together with him and bagging
him because Patrick was the ultimate baggable guy. He was
the head of this like elite group. Some of them dipshits,
but like I'm just saying, he was the king of
that group. And like his second in command was Scott Stuber,
who's married to Molly Simms.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
But like Patrick is like corn fed.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I think he's from Oklahoma, and I love him and
I've always liked him, but like he was a hot shot,
you know what I mean. He had like a cool factor.
He was the quarterback in high school. Of these guys,
so we might as well just finish them off. It
was Kevin Mischer, It was Todd Garner. It was this
lawyer guy. Another guy I forgot his name. He was smart,
but I forgot his name. It was guy or Kazinski.
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It was this whole group of guys in LA that
you know, ran some game and Scott Stuber was the second. Okay,
love them, knew them, hung out with them, nothing bad
to say, Like there was like down the line. Then
there was like Spike Seldon and like other people like peripheral,
like ancillary arteries of this heart.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
But like that was this group and in Malibu.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Used to hang out with them, and like I was
excited to hang out with them, and they were fun
and we became good friends with Kevin oh Donald, who
was Kenny O'Donnell's son, and Kenny O'Donnell I think, was
the chief of staff for Kennedy and Kevin O'Donnell ended
up creating Earthlink and some other company and there was
like the tech bubble and it crash, and he was
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super fucking rich, and he bought Bruce Willis's house in Malibu,
which was next to Jerry Bruckheimer's house in Malibu, which
I was working for Jerry Bruckheimer, Jerry and Linda, and
we were taken care of and living in one of
their houses in Malibu on Carbon Canyon, where like Sylvester
Stallone and David Geffen and like at David Geffen's house,
that's where I met Paul Allen because David Geffen was like,
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I'd like you to be a guest tonight for Paul Allen.
We're screening American Pie with Tara Reid and Patrick Whitzel
might have been there that night, but anyway, Patrick had
a house that he rented that summer, also on Carbon Canyon.
But we were good friends with Kevin O'Donnell, who had
the best party because he had bought Bruce Willison to
me's house for six point three million dollars. It's probably
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worth fifty million now that location, someone check it. But
literally crazy before that area of Malibu popped the fuck off,
and those houses were in the four fives and sixes
and now they're in the fifties, sixties, and seventies.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And so that was the.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Summer that I was in my forward probe at the
house where the now billionaires live, and Patrick was gotten
to a terrible accident that summer I'll never forget, and
I remember bringing him over like a care package of
a bunch of different magazines. I never hooked up with Patrick,
So I met Lauren through Patrick briefly. Then when Lauren
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like sort of fell upstairs, I mean, let's just say it,
I ran into her at a glamour party. I was like,
you are the Megan Markle with no rules. And then
I talked about her at the inauguration as just like
a person, and she reached out and then we had
a dinner. And I never ever talk about any confidential
stuff with anyone. The funny thing is that everyone thinks
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I talk so much about people, but it's opining and
it's just commented. And let's face it, ladies and gentlemen,
you could say, what are the fuck you want, honey badge?
You don't give a fuck. And it's not just that
she clothes she loves him. They love each other. Love
and money can like cohabitate. Love and money can coexist.
I don't believe really that much in marrying for money,
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because people end up miserable. She's pretty happy, Like people
who are marrying for money are absolutely miserable and it
catches up with them and they seem unhappy and the
man's unhappy and everybody's unhappy, and it's misery. Like you
have to sleep with someone, see their naked body, like
smell their bad breath, like they're in love and they're
also rich, so fucking great, go with God and enjoy.
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But more importantly, people were like applauding me, like, wait,
she's in her fifties.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's what she looked like.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
That was her at the fashion show, that was her
at Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Okay, Lauryan Sanchez is in her fit fifties, fifty five
and marry the fucking mega billionaire of the universe with
the five hundred ft yacht. So yip yip hooray, like
good for us. If I had been invited to the wedding,
would I have gone. I would have gone to the Mecala.
Also would have gone to Michael Ruben's party, which I
think is this weekend. Yes, because not because I am
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dying to go, not because I need to go, not
because I like celebrities, because it's like a curiosity thing.
And it's also like Wimbledon. I was invited, so yes,
I want to pick the outfit. I want to get
excited for the whole entire thing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You know what I mean? Does this mean that I
would be best friends with everybody there?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Would I have fun one hundred percent?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Would I after share anyone's secrets or anything that actually happened.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Would I share anecdotal things that like I know that
you would appreciate and they would not mind me sharing
and appreciate. Yes, I know where the fucking line is.
I ride the line every day. But am I good
friends with them?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No? Am I friendly with them? Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Am I gonna talk about stuff that like I have
an opinion on, knowing that I wasn't invited, and also
knowing that people that I know who are not friends
with them were invited, Like that was the name of
this game. And people were like, wait, why was Sidney
Sweeney there? Why you can google that Sidney Sweeney is
doing an Amazon movie. Okay, he is a massive studio,
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And I'm going to say that as someone who has
the largest studio in the world. Does he have projects
with Kim Kardashian, Yes he does. Does he have projects
with Tom Brady and Usher and Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yes, he fucking does. Google it.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So Amazon is in bed with a lot of different people,
so therefore it's a rite off. The wedding was a
write off because all of these people come and it's business.
So he could have spent one hundred million dollars on
the wedding. But if in fact he spent fifty million
dollars in the wedding, you can do the comparisons to
the Royal wedding. The Royal wedding from William and Kate
to Harry and Meghan to Princess Diana has ranged from
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thirty eight million to fifty million. Why no one has
made the comparison between the Royal weddings and this, I'll
never know, because they're very similar in ways. But you
got a lot more bang for your buck. It appears
for the Royal wedding because it was much bigger in
people and you know, pomp and circumstance, but also people
are invited that they're not best friends with. I don't
see Megan and Harry chumming up with Amal and George.
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But then again, they're friends with the royal family, so
they could be going for like parental obligations and parental connections.
But in these types of honey badger don't give a
fuck weddings, there are people invited that the groom and
the bride are not friends with. I'm sure that Lauren
has known the Kardashians throughout the years, but she's allowed
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to do what she wants, be friends with who she wants,
where what she wants, invite who she wants because she's
the honey badger and she don't give a fuck, So
you could say whatever you want. But she's a woman
that's fifty five that got the billionaire. So we can't
get mad at the young girls taking the older men,
you know, we can't get mad and then also not
applaud the fact that the fifty five year old woman
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is with the sixty one year old man age approps okay,
And you guys can comment on her appearance whatever, but
she's with the guy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Am I one of them?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Like, well, I don't even know what that means, but
I know many people I've been around this business a minute,
and I talk about these things because they're fun to
talk about, they're relatable to talk about. And by the way,
people on TikTok are psychotic trolls. They're saying like Anna
Wintour left because of this being on the cover, Like
(23:31):
is everybody confused about.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
What is running the world?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The universe, the movie industry, the fashion industry, the beauty industry,
social media, every single thing you eat, drink, sip where money?
Has everybody confused that money is making the world go around?
Is anyone confused that when Anna Wintour put Kanye and
Kim Kardashian on the cover and got backlash that that
was not for charity or for a school play, that
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was money. That was Will this be successful for the magazine?
Am I inviting Kim with Kanye to the mech gala?
Will this make money for me? Will this get impressions? Like?
What are we confused by? Is anybody confused by the
fact that Laurence Sanchez is on the cover of Vogue magazine?
Is Vogue all of a sudden a charity? Like Yeah,
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Anna Winter didn't leave because of Lauren Sanchez. She probably
would have put her on with Jeff like Kim and Kanye,
because they are very similar to Kim and Kanye in
that the sum is greater than its parts. And if
you are thinking that any of these celebrities that went
to this wedding, that they are thinking first and foremost
about climate change. When you could be invited to an
(24:39):
amazing party and go on a private shit and drink
vast water out of your own bathtub, you're also gravely mistaken.
So you do your part. You be you, but you
do not assign what you want these people to be
for you. That's not what they are for you. They
are there to entertain you. Now while you watch they
let the meat cake. Okay, when you watch Leo DiCaprio
(24:59):
dramatic tip his baseball cap the way that my ex
used to put his hand up in front of the
camera when he was holding my daughter, which made it
more of a paparazzi picture, it's a show. And Lauren's
her Scaparelli dress, I thought it looked great. I did
later see when people were talking about the tailoring that
the bottom was a little wide and okay, but like
we can't have it every way.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I guess she's now gonna be like met Gala Central
because she's.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
A fucking billionaire.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And Anna Wintour, by the way, if she were there,
she would definitely put her on the cover because she
wants that money for politics, because she does fundraisers for politics.
Because I was invited to one. I remember it was
fifty thousand dollars, and you weren't guaranteed meeting her, and
you weren't guaranteed sitting near her, and you just were
happy to breathe the same air that she breathed to
give money to Hillary Clinton, and that she did a
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charity event at Harvey Weinstein's town house, same thing. It
was twenty five to fifty thousand dollars. It was with
Sarah Jessica Parker. For other people who have amnesia about
people in Hollywood, like did and like Harvey Weinstein and
the Benjamins. So every time you get confused about why
someone's doing something in the entertainment industry, whether it is
inviting a talented actress and you own the biggest studio
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in the world, or it is putting someone on the
cover of a for profit magazine, just remember that I
told you this. The honey Badger don't give a fuck
and it's all about the Benjamin's baby. So when people
do charity, that's to the left. They do charity over here,
they enjoy and have fun over there. The twains shall
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not meet, do not think that they meet. And whether
or not people getting charity out of the goodness of
their heart or out of the obligation they are giving
the charity. Okay, you may not want to pay your
bill leaving a restaurant, but you're still paying it. You're
getting the credit for not dining and dashing and paying.
And if you give money for charity because your publicist
told you so, because you like it, because your wife
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told you so, because you feel guilty because you did
something bad, because you flew in a private plan now
need to give money to climate change, or whatever you
decide to do, because you had a wedding in Venice
and then you decided to give money to them. The
path of least resistance is the straight line. So whatever
got you there. So if people are in need and
they're being helped by the charitable donation, go with God.
(27:18):
Honey badger, may or may not give a fuck. But
it's all about the Benjamin's baby.
Let's talk about Lauren Sanchez's wedding because everyone's talking about it.
I can't stop talking about it. Everyone is obsessed with it.
And Jeff was a guest at the wedding. It was
Lauren Sanchez's wedding. And there's a lot to say about that.
I mean, is the level of tourism every summer and
all the gondolas and the onslaught of people that descend
(00:34):
upon Venice anyway a spectacle? Yeah, So like where's the
line of the Olympics a spectacle in la or any
major city. I mean, I don't think this is going
to be as much of a taxing event on a
city as the Olympics. But then again, Venice is an
old city and I get that, but like this is
just something to grip onto, to criticize for a city
(00:57):
that's gotten overrun.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
But that happens everywhere. Like I used to go to Tuloom.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
When it was Ego Chic and when there was literally
like saltwater coming through the shower head, like really ego Sheic.
There was no air conditioning, there was mosquito nats And
now to Loom is Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So that's just what does happen.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I get that, like, this is a big thing going
on and it's going to disrupt the infrastructure of a town.
But it's not going on for two months. It's a
couple of days, So I don't know. It's a symbol
of other things. But that would make me really uncomfortable.
If I were getting married and there were protests about it,
I would not like the way that makes me feel.
So here's the thing. There are different types of people.
(01:35):
I mean, I knowed Lauren, and she's fun and alive,
and it seems like they're very social. They're very social,
they seem to be very in love, and they like
the light. They like the action, they like the light.
He and she who make the goal, make the rules,
like they get to do what they want, and she
allows it to ultimately be his program, Like she's coming in,
(01:55):
she's getting married, but like you know, it's a big
show for him too, Like he's become more quote unquote cool,
even though he's a multi billionaire times hundreds. But some
of them elevated their status and fame infinitely. Like she
was in the Hollywood world and she was married to
a guy named Patrick, and she was in the sports world, before,
(02:16):
and she's not shy around big time celebrities. Now she's
become a celebrity because she's marrying the guy who he
wasn't a celebrity before either. He was famous because he
was Jeff. But like the two of them together have
just like hit a nerve and they're allowed to do
what they want. Bianca sens Story is allowed to go
naked on a red carpet, and Jeff Bezos is allowed
(02:39):
to marry Lauren Sanchez and she's allowed to wear her
boobs out at the inauguration. I mean till someone tells
her to stop. I don't see anyone telling these people
to stop. Okay, my packages are still coming. I mean
I am a little resentful. They're in Venice tripping the
light fantastic, and I'm over here reviewing bathing suits to
the summer for Amazon. But you know it's okay. I
(03:00):
like to do the lord's work and help out. You know,
every little bit counts for Jeff. And she's certainly not
wearing any of the handbag university knockoff bags that.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I talk about, So you welcome. They're allowed to do
what they want.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But I'd like to break down several aspects of this,
just because so many people are talking about it and
what it means. So again, once you hit a certain
amount of money for most people, and this is what
we're gonna talk about today, once you hit a certain
amount of money for most people, honey badger, don't give
a fuck because you've gotten so rich that literally nobody
(03:34):
has anything you need except for fame and relevance, which
these people do need. They require it. It's blood running
through their veins. You can feel it. They can't deal
with not being in the light. I'm not saying Jeff
and Lauren. I'm saying there are people like that, Okay,
it's people that would go on the Housewives that already
(03:55):
have money. Like I used to, like, let me get
this straight. You're fucking rich and you're going onto the
Housewives because I walked in there so broke every job
I ever had. I did to the infinite degree. I
had nothing else, and I wanted it. I've always been
a worker, but when I was on the house I
was was like, yes, of course, but once I made money,
(04:16):
give me the fuck out of here. And I'm bringing
this all up because this is what we're gonna talk
about today. In ten different directions, and I'm gonna spill
a lot of tea that I've never spilled before because
this is hitting a nerve about fame and relevance. Fame
is a destabilizer. That's not my line, that's Tim Dillon's line.
(04:36):
I never take anybody's line. Fame is a destabilizer. People
can make money, they can't make fame like it's harder.
It's hard like being you know, a naturally gifted athlete
is just like god given and you can't kind of
recreate it. You could steal money, you could work hard,
you could become a doctor. There are ways to make
some money. It's hard to make fame. I mean, I
(04:57):
guess you could just be totally infamous and go kill somebody.
But like, fame really is intoxicating to other people, and
people who have it really want it. And years ago
I sat down with Lauren Michaels at his house. I
knew him, and he said to me, as you become
more successful this is before he launched the Jimmy Fallon show,
as you become more successful, and as you become more famous,
(05:20):
you will only associate with famous people because they'll really
be the only ones that get it okay, Like you'll
become part of this sort of group and you'll find
those people because other people won't relate.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Now, Lauren Michaels is very smart.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
There are a couple of things he's said to me
over the years of meeting him very few times that
are very smart, and he's right. It is a destabilizer.
And as my either fame or reach or I don't
even like the word it makes me cringe, has grown,
I have noticed that it's harder for other people to
(05:57):
get it, meaning like there are some events that I
won't go and it seems like why wouldn't you go?
And maybe that could almost appear rude because it's going
to be an appearance I would be attacked the whole time.
Or this particular type of thing where like someone doesn't
think about it, or someone just automatically puts me on
a group text with someone else, someone that I knew
from high school.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Has happened recently.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh hey, I'm just putting you on the group text
with this guy who owns a store that you talked about.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I'm like WHOA, Like no, no, you can't just give
my number out.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Like there are just things I don't think I'm better
than but there are just things that are different. Okay,
So I validate what Lauren Michael's saying about how people
who I guess are famous can relate more. But I'm
not friends with famous people.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
I'm really not.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I know many of them, I've met many of them,
I have respect from many of them. I don't want that.
So anyway, I do agree with Lauren Michael's philosophy. I
understand what he's saying. It doesn't work for me because
I've never taken two celebrities. I just i haven't one celebrity.
(06:58):
I remember being so specific. We went to the Soho
House for lunch and it took like so long for
them to pick the seat. I'm not that seat, but
it's facing there. But what about the corner sho we
have like so taking their own fame so seriously, and
I'm more successful than they are now from a relevant standpoint,
for sure, five to six minutes on the chairs and
the tables and where they're facing and like a career decision. Okay,
(07:20):
same thing with like coming in through the back, Like
famous people are insufferable, Like they just are so self important.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
They're out of touch. They have not stayed in touch with.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
People from their childhood, and unless they're people from their childhood,
are like their baggage handlers on trips, or they're like
hired assistants or people they just keep around. But there's
always like and I'm up here, you're down here about it.
I've seen that a lot too. It's like, yeah, Jane
helps me with my blah blah blah, and Jane is
basically a fucking baggage handler and a shirt.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
But it's not good.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
But so I understand the concept. But I have never
really taken to famous people. I remember being invited by
Ellen and Porsche to come stay at their house in
Santa Barbara, and I politely declined. Not because I didn't
like Ellen and por wish. I haven't spoken to them
in a long time. I liked them a lot, I
enjoyed them. I just didn't want to go. I was like,
I don't want to get too close to the fire.
What happens if something goes wrong, what happens if I
(08:08):
spill something like then they later talk, I just don't
want to.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I don't I didn't go.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Why I'm saying all of this is that this event
is a bunch of honey Badgers that don't give a fuck.
So Lauren Sanchez and Jeff don't give a fuck at all,
and they don't need to.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
They own the world. Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
It doesn't mean that they don't care what people think.
It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt once in a while.
It doesn't mean that you don't want to be liked.
It just means, like honey badger, don't give a fuck,
Like when you have that level of money, you really
do what you want. Doesn't mean you have to agree
with it, but most of you would go if you
were invited. Ninety nine point nine percent of you would go.
So it's easy to hate on something that you're never
(08:44):
getting fucking invited to.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, that's easy to do.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What it's not doing is making the average person, the citizens, journalists,
the person on TikTok. It's not making people like celebrity anymore.
The celebrity that has died and taken a terrible turn,
and the cancelation and all these people that have not
been immune to it, like the Blake livelies, like the
(09:09):
j lows, et cetera. It's not helping any of that.
But Blake Lively was on the time most interesting of
the year. Haley Bieber sold her company for a billion dollars.
Now she gets to be part of the Honey Badger.
I don't give a fuck club, you know. I don't
know that it really matters. I'm just saying as a
general cultural concept, a wedding like this doesn't help the
(09:30):
plight of the shift in celebrity, like where people just
are so sick of celebrity and the flaunting and traditional
celebrity is dead that I stand behind that is dead,
and this doesn't help. What I think is critical and
(09:59):
likely won't change because people love to hate people that
are famous, is that we put Harvey Weinstein on a
pedestal our society, our society put Jeffrey Epstein on a pedestal.
Our society put Ditty on a pedestal. Now those are criminals, okay,
but still we had no discerning palate.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
We put them on a pedestal.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
So our society has put people on pedestals and a
wind tour. Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Jay z Amala,
and George should be on a pedestal.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
They are the pedestal.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
And this what's going on in Venice, right, Now they're
the monarchy. This is the monarchy. It's not supposed to
be relatable. They're not relatable to most people. Okay, they're
not living a relatable they don't have a relatable bank account,
they're not doing relatable things. They're not having a relatable money,
so they're not supposed.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
To be relatable.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Gail King, Katy Perry, and Lauren Sanchez went for nine
minutes into space.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Is that relatable?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
No? But they're not supposed to be relatable. They're the monarchy.
They're the Honey Badger group for the most part. Okay,
So like why are you expecting them to do normal
things and relatable things, and like we want them to
be not we I don't care. You want them to
be who you want them to be. But yet you
would go you would go to the Mechala, but you
want to hate Anna Winter. You would go to this wedding,
(11:18):
but you want to hate them. I'm just saying you
don't have to put these people on a pedestal. But
you bought the Kylie lipkitt you bought the Kim Skims,
you bought the Kanye music, you bought the Diddy music,
you bought the Harvey Weinstein movies. This is what you buy,
this is what you do. You got the extensions, you
got the BBL in your ass, like, this is what
(11:39):
it is. So you cannot play stupid and smart and
you cannot say go away, come back and hate it
and love it at this said, I mean you can,
but it does. No one cares, so you put Oprah
on a pedestal. She doesn't do exactly what you want.
When she's in Hawaii for charity with the rock and
now you hate them, and I don't even remember what
it was, but I just remember it was getting a
lot of heat. Okay, because Oprah does charity. Because every
(12:01):
day Oprah was in your living room telling you what
was what and what wasn't. And because you thought Oprah
was the second Coming. Now she shows up at this
wedding with her best friend who was on the spaceship.
None of this is relatable. But she's a billionaire. She's
a honeybadger now, okay, so she's not gonna do it
the way you want her to do it. And she
doesn't care because she doesn't need to care, and you
shouldn't care what she does or what she thinks either.
(12:23):
You know what I mean because you would go. So
I'm gonna lay it out for you in a couple
of examples. So when I said what I said about
Megan Markle crime A River, which did not land. When
I said that years ago, I said, crime A River
lost probably half a million dollars in brand deals.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
It was not a great press week. It was not great.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
It was right before she went on to Oprah and
said there was racism in the royal family about her, uh,
what her child was going to look like, and that
she contemplated suicide. And I didn't know she was going
to say any of that, and I definitely had compassion
for it, but it didn't land. What I said, okay,
before she went and did that interview and it didn't land.
Ellen Degenerous texted me and said, you have to take
(13:01):
that post down. And then I got on the fall
with her and she said they're at Frogmore Cottage and
they can barely stand up, and they're not paying for security.
And she's friends with the Kardashians because Calabasis is near
I think Santa Barbara.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I think it's not far.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
But anyway, there's that like a Monacito crew, which is
not where Calabasas Is, but it's up north. So the
Monacito crew is like Oprah, Ellen, Kim Kardashian and the Markles,
and there are other people.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
If like Robblo is part of that crew, he lives
there too, doesn't mean you live there you have to
be part of their crew. I'm just saying there's like
a tight crew that's a Monacito. So Ellen is part
of that crew. Said to me, c you take this
down because she knows me and we haven't spoken in
a while at this time, and this is dead in
the middle of the pandemic. She goes porsia, saw it,
showed it to me, and you need to take it down.
You don't know what they're going through.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
And I'm like, well, Ellen, I don't. I'm not taking
it down.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I am sorry. You know, if it's upsetting to you,
I get that. I don't want to hurt anyone. And
maybe you know more than I do. There are things
that you've done in your career that like maybe I
wouldn't have agreed with or people wouldn't have agreed with.
So I get it, and maybe I did take it down.
I don't remember, actually, and I validate that. Again, I've
(14:09):
said before, I'm sure Megan and Harry are lovely people.
Maybe I spoke too soon, Like you know, they've been
very quiet and I've come around on it. But they're
part of the Honey Badger group too, and that's okay.
So she asked me to take it down. And it
wasn't intentional, but there was like an elitism to it.
There was like a club mentality to the Oprah Montecito
(14:31):
Megan Markel club that like Ellen was part of, and
I think it was showing that she was a loyal friend,
but like there was something about it. I don't even
want to say it as a negative. There was something
about it that it was this successful for the most part,
hard work earned money that lives in his town. They
worked hard for years. Ellen was on television for years
(14:53):
working her ass off, made money move to Montecito. That's allowed,
same with Oprah. But anyway, there was something about it
where I was like, it was almost like a celebrity
getting mad that I had reviewed their product negatively. But
it's okay for me to then go review just a
regular product, honestly, but the celebrity is supposed to like
get to get out of jail free card, Like because
(15:14):
a celebrity called me about another celebrity, I'm supposed to
take it down. But if like some regular schmuck I
talked about it, wrote about like their shit out of luck,
there was an elitist aspect to it, and none of
this helped the cause of these celebrities, which people really
have started to turn away from. And people have been
on the internet like, wait, but aren't you friends with them?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I know Lauren.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I know Lauren because I met her initially through her ex, Patrick, who.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I know very well.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And we're gonna get into Patrick White So we're gonna
do a whole story and Patrick Whitesell and all his friends.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I'm sure they're gonna be thrilled.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
But I know everyone, And so I know Lauren from
her meeting him and getting together with him and bagging
him because Patrick was the ultimate baggable guy. He was
the head of this like elite group. Some of them dipshits,
but like I'm just saying, he was the king of
that group. And like his second in command was Scott Stuber,
who's married to Molly Simms.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
But like Patrick is like corn fed.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
I think he's from Oklahoma, and I love him and
I've always liked him, but like he was a hot shot,
you know what I mean. He had like a cool factor.
He was the quarterback in high school. Of these guys,
so we might as well just finish them off. It
was Kevin Mischer, It was Todd Garner. It was this
lawyer guy. Another guy I forgot his name. He was smart,
but I forgot his name. It was guy or Kazinski.
(16:32):
It was this whole group of guys in LA that
you know, ran some game and Scott Stuber was the second. Okay,
love them, knew them, hung out with them, nothing bad
to say, Like there was like down the line. Then
there was like Spike Seldon and like other people like peripheral,
like ancillary arteries of this heart.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
But like that was this group and in Malibu.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Used to hang out with them, and like I was
excited to hang out with them, and they were fun
and we became good friends with Kevin oh Donald, who
was Kenny O'Donnell's son, and Kenny O'Donnell I think, was
the chief of staff for Kennedy and Kevin O'Donnell ended
up creating Earthlink and some other company and there was
like the tech bubble and it crash, and he was
(17:13):
super fucking rich, and he bought Bruce Willis's house in Malibu,
which was next to Jerry Bruckheimer's house in Malibu, which
I was working for Jerry Bruckheimer, Jerry and Linda, and
we were taken care of and living in one of
their houses in Malibu on Carbon Canyon, where like Sylvester
Stallone and David Geffen and like at David Geffen's house,
that's where I met Paul Allen because David Geffen was like,
(17:36):
I'd like you to be a guest tonight for Paul Allen.
We're screening American Pie with Tara Reid and Patrick Whitzel
might have been there that night, but anyway, Patrick had
a house that he rented that summer, also on Carbon Canyon.
But we were good friends with Kevin O'Donnell, who had
the best party because he had bought Bruce Willison to
me's house for six point three million dollars. It's probably
(17:56):
worth fifty million now that location, someone check it. But
literally crazy before that area of Malibu popped the fuck off,
and those houses were in the four fives and sixes
and now they're in the fifties, sixties, and seventies.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
And so that was the.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Summer that I was in my forward probe at the
house where the now billionaires live, and Patrick was gotten
to a terrible accident that summer I'll never forget, and
I remember bringing him over like a care package of
a bunch of different magazines. I never hooked up with Patrick,
So I met Lauren through Patrick briefly. Then when Lauren
(18:33):
like sort of fell upstairs, I mean, let's just say it,
I ran into her at a glamour party. I was like,
you are the Megan Markle with no rules. And then
I talked about her at the inauguration as just like
a person, and she reached out and then we had
a dinner. And I never ever talk about any confidential
stuff with anyone. The funny thing is that everyone thinks
(18:54):
I talk so much about people, but it's opining and
it's just commented. And let's face it, ladies and gentlemen,
you could say, what are the fuck you want, honey badge?
You don't give a fuck. And it's not just that
she clothes she loves him. They love each other. Love
and money can like cohabitate. Love and money can coexist.
I don't believe really that much in marrying for money,
(19:16):
because people end up miserable. She's pretty happy, Like people
who are marrying for money are absolutely miserable and it
catches up with them and they seem unhappy and the
man's unhappy and everybody's unhappy, and it's misery. Like you
have to sleep with someone, see their naked body, like
smell their bad breath, like they're in love and they're
also rich, so fucking great, go with God and enjoy.
(19:48):
But more importantly, people were like applauding me, like, wait,
she's in her fifties.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
That's what she looked like.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
That was her at the fashion show, that was her
at Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Okay, Lauryan Sanchez is in her fit fifties, fifty five
and marry the fucking mega billionaire of the universe with
the five hundred ft yacht. So yip yip hooray, like
good for us. If I had been invited to the wedding,
would I have gone. I would have gone to the Mecala.
Also would have gone to Michael Ruben's party, which I
think is this weekend. Yes, because not because I am
(20:19):
dying to go, not because I need to go, not
because I like celebrities, because it's like a curiosity thing.
And it's also like Wimbledon. I was invited, so yes,
I want to pick the outfit. I want to get
excited for the whole entire thing.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
You know what I mean? Does this mean that I
would be best friends with everybody there?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Would I have fun one hundred percent?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Would I after share anyone's secrets or anything that actually happened.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Would I share anecdotal things that like I know that
you would appreciate and they would not mind me sharing
and appreciate. Yes, I know where the fucking line is.
I ride the line every day. But am I good
friends with them?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No? Am I friendly with them? Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Am I gonna talk about stuff that like I have
an opinion on, knowing that I wasn't invited, and also
knowing that people that I know who are not friends
with them were invited, Like that was the name of
this game. And people were like, wait, why was Sidney
Sweeney there? Why you can google that Sidney Sweeney is
doing an Amazon movie. Okay, he is a massive studio,
(21:19):
And I'm going to say that as someone who has
the largest studio in the world. Does he have projects
with Kim Kardashian, Yes he does. Does he have projects
with Tom Brady and Usher and Sidney Sweeney.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yes, he fucking does. Google it.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
So Amazon is in bed with a lot of different people,
so therefore it's a rite off. The wedding was a
write off because all of these people come and it's business.
So he could have spent one hundred million dollars on
the wedding. But if in fact he spent fifty million
dollars in the wedding, you can do the comparisons to
the Royal wedding. The Royal wedding from William and Kate
to Harry and Meghan to Princess Diana has ranged from
(21:53):
thirty eight million to fifty million. Why no one has
made the comparison between the Royal weddings and this, I'll
never know, because they're very similar in ways. But you
got a lot more bang for your buck. It appears
for the Royal wedding because it was much bigger in
people and you know, pomp and circumstance, but also people
are invited that they're not best friends with. I don't
see Megan and Harry chumming up with Amal and George.
(22:15):
But then again, they're friends with the royal family, so
they could be going for like parental obligations and parental connections.
But in these types of honey badger don't give a
fuck weddings, there are people invited that the groom and
the bride are not friends with. I'm sure that Lauren
has known the Kardashians throughout the years, but she's allowed
(22:35):
to do what she wants, be friends with who she wants,
where what she wants, invite who she wants because she's
the honey badger and she don't give a fuck, So
you could say whatever you want. But she's a woman
that's fifty five that got the billionaire. So we can't
get mad at the young girls taking the older men,
you know, we can't get mad and then also not
applaud the fact that the fifty five year old woman
(22:56):
is with the sixty one year old man age approps okay,
And you guys can comment on her appearance whatever, but
she's with the guy.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Am I one of them?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Like, well, I don't even know what that means, but
I know many people I've been around this business a minute,
and I talk about these things because they're fun to
talk about, they're relatable to talk about. And by the way,
people on TikTok are psychotic trolls. They're saying like Anna
Wintour left because of this being on the cover, Like
(23:31):
is everybody confused about.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
What is running the world?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
The universe, the movie industry, the fashion industry, the beauty industry,
social media, every single thing you eat, drink, sip where money?
Has everybody confused that money is making the world go around?
Is anyone confused that when Anna Wintour put Kanye and
Kim Kardashian on the cover and got backlash that that
was not for charity or for a school play, that
(23:57):
was money. That was Will this be successful for the magazine?
Am I inviting Kim with Kanye to the mech gala?
Will this make money for me? Will this get impressions? Like?
What are we confused by? Is anybody confused by the
fact that Laurence Sanchez is on the cover of Vogue magazine?
Is Vogue all of a sudden a charity? Like Yeah,
(24:18):
Anna Winter didn't leave because of Lauren Sanchez. She probably
would have put her on with Jeff like Kim and Kanye,
because they are very similar to Kim and Kanye in
that the sum is greater than its parts. And if
you are thinking that any of these celebrities that went
to this wedding, that they are thinking first and foremost
about climate change. When you could be invited to an
(24:39):
amazing party and go on a private shit and drink
vast water out of your own bathtub, you're also gravely mistaken.
So you do your part. You be you, but you
do not assign what you want these people to be
for you. That's not what they are for you. They
are there to entertain you. Now while you watch they
let the meat cake. Okay, when you watch Leo DiCaprio
(24:59):
dramatic tip his baseball cap the way that my ex
used to put his hand up in front of the
camera when he was holding my daughter, which made it
more of a paparazzi picture, it's a show. And Lauren's
her Scaparelli dress, I thought it looked great. I did
later see when people were talking about the tailoring that
the bottom was a little wide and okay, but like
we can't have it every way.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
She's not.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I guess she's now gonna be like met Gala Central
because she's.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
A fucking billionaire.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And Anna Wintour, by the way, if she were there,
she would definitely put her on the cover because she
wants that money for politics, because she does fundraisers for politics.
Because I was invited to one. I remember it was
fifty thousand dollars, and you weren't guaranteed meeting her, and
you weren't guaranteed sitting near her, and you just were
happy to breathe the same air that she breathed to
give money to Hillary Clinton, and that she did a
(25:50):
charity event at Harvey Weinstein's town house, same thing. It
was twenty five to fifty thousand dollars. It was with
Sarah Jessica Parker. For other people who have amnesia about
people in Hollywood, like did and like Harvey Weinstein and
the Benjamins. So every time you get confused about why
someone's doing something in the entertainment industry, whether it is
inviting a talented actress and you own the biggest studio
(26:12):
in the world, or it is putting someone on the
cover of a for profit magazine, just remember that I
told you this. The honey Badger don't give a fuck
and it's all about the Benjamin's baby. So when people
do charity, that's to the left. They do charity over here,
they enjoy and have fun over there. The twains shall
(26:34):
not meet, do not think that they meet. And whether
or not people getting charity out of the goodness of
their heart or out of the obligation they are giving
the charity. Okay, you may not want to pay your
bill leaving a restaurant, but you're still paying it. You're
getting the credit for not dining and dashing and paying.
And if you give money for charity because your publicist
told you so, because you like it, because your wife
(26:55):
told you so, because you feel guilty because you did
something bad, because you flew in a private plan now
need to give money to climate change, or whatever you
decide to do, because you had a wedding in Venice
and then you decided to give money to them. The
path of least resistance is the straight line. So whatever
got you there. So if people are in need and
they're being helped by the charitable donation, go with God.
(27:18):
Honey badger, may or may not give a fuck. But
it's all about the Benjamin's baby.
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Bethenny Frankel
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