Eli The Dinosaur Accidentally Eats A Unicorn

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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(00:24):
of reducing screen time and just making imagination come alive. Well,
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A very, very long time ago, lived a dinosaur named Eli.

(00:49):
Eli was a very large dinosaur that always was very
hungry and sometimes eight things on accident that he wasn't
really supposed to eat, but it was just, you know,
around his mouth when he was chomping up all of
his food. Like one time he ate a tree, like

(01:14):
the tree trunk and all. He was not supposed to
eat tree trunks, but again it was too close to
his mouth. Oh and like the other time he ate
a ginormous rock, I gave him a very big tummy ache. Well, today,
something kind of like that happened, but it was much,

(01:34):
much worse. Boyam can't wait to eat all of my
food today. Oh, if I'm awake, I am eating, and
if I am not eating and awake, I am looking
for something to eat. Said Eli. It was true. That's
pretty much how he spent his entire awake life. Like

(01:57):
he did sleep a lot, but when he was awake,
he was looking for food. Enough was never enough for
Eli's ginormous Tummy. Oh, look at those fields of watermelons.
Those look delicious. Oh, I'm gonna eat them all, as

(02:18):
he started running through this watermelon field, which was full
of really delicious looking watermelons. Mind you, I might even
want to have one or two or three of those
as well. Do you like eating watermelons? Oh, watermelons, those
are delicious. Oh, I just can't stop thinking about how

(02:40):
juicy a good watermelon is. And Oh, look at Eli,
he's eating a ton of watermelons. Meanwhile, on the other
side of the field was another critter Um, a magical Unicorn.
You See, back in dinosaur times there were not many UNICORNS.
They were pretty rare, even rarer than they are today,

(03:04):
and this Unicorn was working on a very special watermelon
cotton candy experiment that she was very excited about. Our
Poor LASSA are half. Let's Rod Amelon on that wrong
and the wrong this is the lusus, I can't rout

(03:25):
to Sarah Thoughtful bobble. You See, every Unicorn has a
different skill and a different job and thing that they're
good at, and she was really good at making the
world's most delicious cotton candy. Holy Smokes, I've never had
watermelon cotton candy. That sounds like a good idea. I
think I want to try some of that. Well, as

(03:48):
Eli the dinosaur was chopping his way through the field, unfortunately,
our Unicorn friend did not hear him coming, and unfortunately
something terrible happened. Oh Oh, that was a delicious field
of watermelons. Oh what does that sound and why does

(04:18):
it feel like there's something stuck inside of my throat? Oh,
said Eli Hell, Louis Rallerable get them all out of flour,
shouted the Unicorn. Oh No, holy smoked, that dinosaur. He
was so hungry that he ate the Unicorn. He didn't

(04:38):
even know it. Oh, this is terrible. What am I
ever going to get my watermelon concatty if the Unicorn
got in my well, good thing. The story does not
end here, and I better stop crying because don't worry,
this Unicorn is going to find a very interesting way

(05:00):
that she escapes this dinosaur's throat. As soon as Eli
the dinosaur realized that he had swallowed a very rare
cotton candy making Unicorn, he felt very bad about it.
Oh dear out, not only does this urt my throat,
but it hurts my heart. I feel so terrible that

(05:21):
I literally hated the Unicorn. Hello, Little Unicorn in there,
are you okay? I'm I'm some little stuck inside her throat.
My Horn captain webs on. This little sore doesn't all
the round her bowl. That was a close rue. But
how do I do out of she shouted, Oh, good, well, uh,

(05:49):
I guess. Oh yes, Martin, my friend, Martin the Monkey,
might be able to help. Let's go. Eli The dinosaur
started running through the forest to go meet up with
his monkey friend Martin. Martin, I need your help, he shouted. Hello,

(06:12):
there Eli. What seems to be the problem, Martin? Something
dreadful happened. Hi accidentally eight a Unicorn. How did that happen?
That was a delicious field of Water Malone's and it's
them all in accidentally, somehow swallowed the Unicorn along the way.

(06:36):
Sit here he was pointing to his throat, which had
a very large thing pointing outside of it. That is
the Unicorn's horn. I say hello, Little Unicorn. Hello, laughs.
I'm stuck Aler dot. Some oil or something. Oh, that's

(06:56):
a good idea. Oil will make a lot slippery or
and to help us be able to pull her out
of there, I got some coconut oil. Just hang on
a second. Martin the monkey jumped up a whole bunch
of branches and ran back to a place that I
think he hides a lot of his things and found

(07:17):
some coconut oil that would hopefully make it slippery enough
to pull that Unicorn on out of there. As he
came back holding a jar of coconut oil, he had
a very important request for Eli the dinosaur. So you
have to probus is when I go in your mouth
to put this coconut oil in there, you have the
probess to that eat me. Oh, oh, Martin, I would

(07:42):
never eat you. Just believe me. I will not. I
will hold my mouth opened and you do your work.
Martin the monkey cautiously climbed inside and carefully dumped all
the coke and oil that he had down into the throat. Ah,

(08:03):
that's a Distasto, shouted the Unicorn. Brothers on the regular
a lot, but grabms all and perm she shouted. Martin
the monkey grabbed onto the tail and pulled with all
of its might. All Right, I got you, he pulled,

(08:25):
and out popped the Unicorn. Her thoughts will so much
for Sulla, nosty Little Unicorn, I'm so sorry for have
eaten you. Hi, I will never do it again. I
will be more careful when I am eating. I don't

(08:46):
start around a Dinal Lens. She was still a little upset,
but Martin the monkey made her feel a lot better
when he reached back and handed her two watermelons from
his own stash. Yeah, you can have some mine, because
you're the one that makes all that delicious cotton candy. Right. Yes,

(09:10):
our thoughts a sermonts plus our Blue Rock, and that
is the end of our story. But holy smokes, what
a crazy adventure that Eli the Dins are accidentally Ata
Yoda Card. I think he needs to take better care
of looking where he's chomping before he swallows. I'm so

(09:32):
glad that Martin the monkey was able to save the
day and even make sure that they all got some
delicious watermelon cotton candy the end. Great job, you listen
to all the way to the ending, you know what

(09:53):
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you have a super duper day and I will see
you on our next adventure. Bye.

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