June 16, 2023 • 44 mins
Prepare yourself for the 2023 Las Culturistas Culture Awards by listening, once again, to all the Culture Award nominations, in one single episode. Tomorrow is the night!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look mare, Oh, I see you my own look over there.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
How is that the culture?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Goodness, wow, love morning man, good morning Bowen. So great
to be with you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
For another year. And it's good to see you. Let's
get started. It's great to see you. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
In the category of Biggest Jester, the nominees are Kirsten
Cinema New York Times is Anti trans looking ass the
Joker on the Joker Card, Deck of Cards, and Lady
Gaga as Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are Fournet's
and Orlando Truth Tellers, Tanya mccoyd, The White Lotus, Jenny
Thomas and While We're at It, Clarence Too, and Water
World starring Kevin Kostner. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
In the category of Biggest Chester, the nominees are Tom Sandoval,
Tom Schwartz, Lydia Tar, George Santos and Kitara Ravace. These
are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop in the category
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of Biggest Jester Flop. In the Clown Square, the nominees
are Elon Musk Twitter, The Green Knight Bandits, The Real
Housewives of Potomac and at Large, The Studios who Will
Not Give the WGA a Fair Deal Raquel Rachel Levis.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And Tucker Carlson. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester
Flop in the Clown Square.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
In the category of Biggest Night of Our Lives, the
nominees are Tonight at the Lost Culture Reestas Cultural Awards,
the Oscars, When a Fag Sees Adele Las Vegas, Youth
Grew lock In and Date Night with the Love of
(02:03):
My Life Michael Love You Baby. These are the nominees
for Biggest Night of Our Lives.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
In the category of Finalist of the Year, the nominees
are Darcy Cardon, Chapel Roone, Betty Gilpin, Melanie Lynsky and Olympians.
These are the nominees for Finalist of the Year.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
In the category of Melanie Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person,
the nominees are Sammy Sweetheart, mtvs. Jersey Shore Toad, Nintendo
Can't remember her name but that Girl from the Other Night,
and Drew Barrymore. These are the nominees for the Melanie
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Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
In the category of Free Them Award for Criminal who
Should Be Free, the nominees are the girls locked up
at the End of Pirates of the Caribbean Ride, Elizabeth
Liz Holmes, and Han Solo. These are the nominees for
the Free Theom Award for Criminal who Should be Free.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
In the category of the Free Willie Award for Animal Achievement,
the nominees are Jenny the Donkey, The Bandshe's of Inisheron,
Mickey Mouse, Tortoises All, and the cast of The Secret
Life of Pets. These are the nominees for the Free
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Willie Award for Animal Achievement.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In the category of the Denise Richards Drop Dead Gorgeous
Line Reading Award, the nominees are She's Skinny, Ember Not Death,
Denise Richards, Lights camera and me with that a stitch
of makeup on, Denise Richards, can't take my eyes off
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of you, Denise Richards, and you had me at Hello,
Renees Elwiger. These are the These are the nominees for
the Denise Richards to Drop Dead Gorgeous Liner Reading Award.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
In the category of Best Skill to Have, the nominees
are Drew Barrymore impression, remembers, names, changing attire, fierce runway
walk and a sense of play. These are the nominees
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for Best Skill to Have.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
In the category of Diva Down Award, Person Who Fell
Hard Award, the nominees are Jason Derulo, Grape Stump, Woman,
Tony mccoyd, The White Lotus, and Nazi Mama from Indiana Jones.
These are the nominees for Diva Down Award, Person Who
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Fell Hard Award.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
In the category of Best Religion, the nominees are Mormon
two point zero, The School of Life, Long Form, improv,
comedy and whatever gives People Meaning. These are the nominees
for Best Religion.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
In the category of Best Religious Practice, the nominees are Kneeling,
anything with Water, Prayer, Zip Zip, zop, and Breath. These
are the nominees for best Religious Practice.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the
nominees are Pas b Camera Grip, Margot Robbie, Diane Warren
and Megan. These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact
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in Film.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
In the category of They Should be an Actor Award
for not Actor but should, the nominees are Congresswoman Alexandria
Ocasio Cortez, Sonny Houston, Doctor Nicole Martin, The Real Housewives
of Miami, All Children Not Already Acting, and Malala. These
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are the nominees for They Should Be An Actor Award
for not Actor but Should.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the
nominees are Ariana Maddox, Ariana Grande, Daisy Duckizabeth Olsen, and Zendaiya.
These are the nominees for the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,
the nominees are The Fast and the Furious, Avatar, Mario
oh Oreo Cookies and McDonald's. These are the nominees for
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Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
In the category of Santa Award for Being Unforgettable, the
nominees are Sashavalore, Sasha Colby, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama, and
Breathe by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for the
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Santa for Being Unforgettable.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
In the category of Best Holiday Fix to Date, the
nominees are Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, four, twenty Leapy, Your
Baby Birthday, and September fourth b Day. These are the
nominees for Best Holiday Fixed to Date.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
In the category of Best Holiday Changing Date, the nominees
are Memorial Day, Thanksgiving, Passover, Pizza Night and Personal Day.
These are the nominees for Best Holiday Changing Date.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
In the category of Mother Award, the nominees are Kelly Clarkson,
Serif Fields, Moms All Across the World, Ava Max, Kiki Palmer, Padmelakshmi,
Top Chef, Jennifer Lopez, The Mother, Jennifer Lawrence, Mother, Adina
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Menzel and Regina Hall. These are the nominees for Mother Award.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
In the category of the Slouching Towards Bethlehem Award for
Sheikh's Book to Hold, the nominees are The Chronicles of Narnia,
Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis, Stories I Only Tell
My Friends, an autobiography by Rob Low, Attached, The New
(09:45):
Science of Adult Attachment and How It Can help You
Find and Keep Love by Doctors, Open Book by Jessica Simpson,
and Game of Thrones. These are the nominees for the
Slouching to It was Bethlehem Award for Sheikha's Book to Hold.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
In the category of Megan Award for Servant Kunt the
nominees are backup Dancers Rihanna, Super Bowl, EMTs, Black, Pink,
Lyer Croft, tomb Raider, and The w GA. These are
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the nominees for Megan Award for Servant kunt.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
In the category of the Tom and Rita Couple Award,
the nominees are The Obamas, The Carters, Zoe Kazan and
Paul Dano, and the couples of Modern Family. These are
the nominees for the Tom and Rita Couple Award.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
In the category of the shiv Roy Award for Best
Fake American Accent, the nominees are Melanie Lynsky All, Tony Collette,
The Sixth Sense, James McAvoy every now and Then, and
Tony Collette Hereditary. These are the nominees for the Shivroy
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Award for Best Fake American Accent.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
In the category of Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake
British Accent, the nominees are Gillian Anderson, The Crown, Emma Stone,
The Favorite, Jillian Anderson, Sex Education, Alan tujik All and
(11:44):
Everyone doing their Sleigh Love Island Impressions aka when you
All Say propa Chat. These are the nominees for the
Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British accent.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
In the category of Biggest Current Threat to Us, the
nominees are Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande, Wicked, Stradio Lab podcast,
The Fickle Nature of NYC Weather in June, Governors across America,
and ourselves tbh. These are the nominees for biggest current
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Threat to Us.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees
are Hereditary, Lil Diva head come off the Big Bang
Jump Scare, when you see Mama you knew in college
on the street, what Cuban missile Crisis and saying I
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love you to the one and you know you can
never go back. This will change things. These are the
nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
In the category of Education Award for Best School subject,
the nominees are Yearbook, ap US, History, preclc depending on teacher,
drop everything and read and certainly not phiz ed speaking
as queer people. These are the nominees for Education Award
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for Best School Subjects.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees
are a teacher, a nurse, a fireman, and just move
to the City. These are the nominees for Best Gay
Guy Normal.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
are Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Abraham Lincoln, and Bowen Yang.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh my God, thank You, thank You.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between,
the nominees are Jimmy Fowley, Pat Reagan, Governor, Jared Polis,
and Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
In the category of Diplo Award for LGBTQ, the nominees
are Haley Kyoko, Poppy Deuce, Jesse Ware, Josh Sharp and
Aaron Jackson. And RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. These are
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the nominees for Diplo Award for LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
In the category of the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor
Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross Rain Shakespeare in
the Park, These Cruss Punks Pretending they Don't have Daddy Money,
Whitney Houston, Star Spangled Banner, super Bowl, and Rosaliah Coachella.
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These are the nominees for the Rosalia Award for Best
Outdoor Live Performance.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
In the category of the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best
Indoor Live Performance, the nominees are Titanique, Parade, Beyonce, Ring
the Alarm, two thousand and six Video Music Awards, Kate Berlant,
Kate and Lady Gaga on any existing award show, including
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Joe Calderone, these are the nominees for the Kimberly of
Kimbo Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
In the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees
are Scandaval When That Cheetoh Was Arranged, Barbie Titanic, and
Don't Worry Darling Prestor. These are the nominees for the
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Titanic Award for Monoculture.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
In the category of Best way to Travel, the nominees
are caravan, sprinter van, not in a Huge Rush, Pride
Float and Often. These are the nominees for best way
to travel.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
In the category of Best type of House, the nominees
are high ranch, mansion, apartment with deck, lake and anything
by C. C. Peniston. These are the nominees for best
type of House.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
In the category of the Amber Award for Best Nineties Name,
the nominees are Chelsea Courtney, Mary, Kate and Ashley. These
are the nominees for Amber Award for Best Nineties Name.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
In the category of baby we Are Looking forward to
Seeing Older, the nominees are Lil Nas x Apple and
Moses Martin and Your Niece. These are the nominees for
Baby we Are Looking forward to Seeing Older.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
In the category of Most Fatascinating Language, the nominees are Nave, Romance,
American Acts of Service and Body Language yah Ursula The
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Little Mermaid. These are the nominees for most Fascinating Language.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
In the category of People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive, the
nominees are Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Idris Elba
and The Dad from Inside Out. These are the nominees
from People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
In the category of the Ariana Maddox Award for Girl
You Can Do Bettahun, the nominees are Cheri Whitfield, The
Real Housewives of Atlanta, Florence Pugh, Don't Worry Darling, and
arian A Maddox Vander Pump Rules. These are the nominees
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for the Aria Automatics Award for Girl You Could Do
Better Hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
In the category of the Muna Award for Hottest Queer.
The nominees are Katie Muna, Naomi Muna, Joe Muna, Fans
of Muna, and Matt Boehmer. These are the nominees for
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the Muna Award for Hottest Queer.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
In the category of Angelina Jolie Humanitarian Prize, the nominees
are Doja Cat, The Homeless Not Toothless Organization, and whoever
designed the New LaGuardia. These are the nominees for the
Angeline and Jolie Humanitarian Prime.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
In the category of Most Likely to Succeed, the nominees
are Stephanie Schue, Jenelle Monet, and Doja Cat. These are
the nominees for most Likely to Succeed.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
In the category of the Water Award for Necessary Thing,
the nominees are Sunscreen, Just Something to Hold Me Over,
Sunlight a VPN and Doja Cat. These are the nominees
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for the Water Award for Necessary Thing.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
In the category of the Greatest Showmen, the nominees are
Hugh Jackman, Vanessa Hudgens, Doja Cat, Krishelle Staus Real Estate,
and Jinx Monsoon. These are the nominees for the Greatest Showmen.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
In the category of largest number. The nominees are ninety
nine a zillion, anything said like a mother in distress
and you can't stop the beat, Hairspray Finale. These are
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the nominees for largest number.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
In the category of best Airline, the nominees are it
doesn't matter as long as We're at LaGuardia and Alaska.
These are the nominees for best Airline.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
In the category of best thing to drink on a flight,
the nominees are Honey, if I took off from a LaGuardia,
does the matter, I'm already happy? And ginger Ale. These
are the nominees for best thing to drink on a flight.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
In the category of most Dominant Predator, the nominees are cheetah, tiger, lion,
and shark. These are the nominees for most dominant predator.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
In the category of most Vulnerable Prey, the nominees are shrimp,
kelp fish and Pisces. Humans. These are the nominees for
most vulnerable prey.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
In the category of the Margot Martindale Character Actress of
the Year, the nominees are Dale, Dicky, Elizabeth Marvel, Robin Weigert,
Nomah Dumas, Whenny and Hong Chow. These are the nominees
for the Margo Martindale Character Actress of the Year.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
In the category of Public Feud, We Want to Start
Right Now Tonight, the nominees are The Stradio Lab Podcast,
Will Ferrell, Pepsi Cola, Jordan Sparks, and The Kremlin. These
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are the nominees for Public Feud We Want to Start
Right Now Tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
In the category of Starbucks Award for Chillist Coffee Order,
the nominees are Hi Grande Ice Black, just an ice
green Tea Americana with almond Oh, Okay, then with oh,
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I'll actually do the blueberry kombucha, and I'll have a
large iced caramel Macchiato. These are the nominees for Starbucks
Award for Chillist Coffee Order.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
In the category of Ice Award for Best Frozen, the
nominees are Pina Colada, Frozen two Into the Unknown, Scene
stirking their ice balls for a Whiskey Drink, Jack Nicholson,
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The Shining and Coke Slurpy. These are the nominees for
Ice Award for Best Frozen.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
In the category of Shot we are shooting in this Moment,
the nominees are Kelly Clarkson, Come On Last, Culturistas, Pedro Pascal,
check your DMS, Matt and Bowen in Book of Mormon,
the movie If Anyone is on Fairy Server. In Final
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Fantasy fourteen, Bowen would love to do Dungeon Runs with
you and any cute, nice guy friends or more. These
are the nominees for shot we are shooting in this moment.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
In the category of meal we should have gotten but didn't,
the nominees are Chicken Francaise, The Burger Buffalo Blasts, the
Cheesecake Factory, I'm Michelle Pfeiffer, Catwoman spin off movie, and
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Big Spicy Crab Soup. These are the nominees for meal
we should have gotten but didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
In the category of Normani Award for What's the hold Up,
the nominees are Fourth Austin Powers Movie, The Renaissance visuals
like Honestly New Roney, and when you order your Big
(26:19):
Spicy Crab Soup forty minutes ago you saw the nominees
for the Normani Award for What's the Hold Up.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
In the category of Moula Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle,
the nominees are Fireworks, Moola Rouge on Broadway, Adele in
Las Vegas, Guardians of the Galaxy, Cosmic rewind at Epcot
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and Sasha Kolby versus Anitra any lip Sync. These are
the nominees for Moulan Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
In the category of Best Word to Whisper, the nominees
are Hey, Seriously, lip Perception and Started. These are the
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nominees for Best Word to Whisper.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
These are the nominees for best word to Scream.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Go, Diva, Never.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And Oh. These are the nominees for best word to Scream.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best
Streaming Service, the nominees are we actually have an announcement.
Due to the ongoing DOJ strike, we do not feel
this category is appropriate at this time. We proudly stand
with our guild and we'll give this to Peacock at
a later date. Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
In the category of Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again,
the nominees are Big Thunder Mountain, Betty Gilpin, Missus Davis,
The Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, Michelle yo
All and Anitra lip Syncing. These are the nominees for
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Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
In the category of most Uncommon Accident, the nominees are
trip on a snake, hits head on a boulder, Hilary Swank,
million dollar baby weed in the carry on? Oh no,
how did that get there? Any of this shit you
right see on Looney Tunes which is fake? And when
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you text me shit about me you meant to send
to her, you jerk. These are the nominees for most
Uncommon Accident.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
In the category of I Hurt Radio Best Podcast of
the Year, the nominees are Lost, Culture Is, Stradio, Lab
What and The Daily. These are the nominees for iHeart
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Radio Best Podcast of the Year.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
In the category of Social Change Moment of the Year,
the nominees are Oprah, Were You Silent or Were You Silenced?
The twenty twenty two Lost Culturistas Culture Awards, and Homeless
Not Toothless. These are the nominees for Social Change Moment
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of the Year.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
In the category of Best Length for Movie, the nominees
are eighty six minutes, one hundred and nineteen minutes and
While the Bolonnaise Is Cooking. These are the nominees for
Best length for Movie.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
In the category of Best Length for TV Episode, the
nominees are fifty eight minutes, twenty four minutes, and Quibbi.
These are the nominees for Best Length for TV Episode.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
In the category of the Eras Award for Best Era,
the nominees are speak Now, Missus, Zoeck, Chunky Golds, Necklace,
Each Blonde, and Reputation. These are the nominees for the
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Eras Award for Best Era.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are Hi,
my Love, Chow Diva and we have been waiting for you.
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These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
In the category of Most Attractive body Part, the nominees
are but face, eyes, foot, and nape. These are the
categories for most Attractive body Part.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
are The Lift, Excel is here to take all of
your friends to the big party. Annelie Ashford mailed the
comedy Meghan Fakey is on her way to the studio
to record Los Culturistas Bowen Yang cast as Fanny and
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Wicked both movies. And there is a big sale at
our favorite store. Wow. These are the nominees for Best
News that We Heard.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees
are Renaissance, Beyonce, Midnight, Taylor Swift, Prism, Katy Perry, Into
the Woods twenty twenty two Original Broadway Revival Cast Album
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and Chapel Rohan's Album Comes Out. These are the nominees
for Album of the Year.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
In the category of Record of the Year, the nominees
are Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue, All I Want for
Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey, Eighth World Wonder by
Kimberly Locke, If You Asked Me To by Celine Dion,
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and Breathe by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for
Record of the Year.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the Year,
the nominees are LaGuardia is a slagh Audriana de Mora
losing her foot, Real Housewives of Miami, and Logan roy
Dying and the ensuing Aftermath. These are the nominees for
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the most Shocking Moment of the Year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the
nominees are Space Mountain, LaGuardia Airport, now Stonehenge, Vander pomp At,
Caesar's Palace and Vander pomp Apari. These are the nominees
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for most Iconic building or structure.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
In the category of Outstanding Reality Competition Host, the nominees
are RuPaul RuPaul's Drag Race, Alex Wagner The Mole, Padme Lakshmi,
Top Chef World All Stars, Michelle Buteau The Circle, and
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Alan Cumming The Traders. These are the nominees for Outstanding
Reality competition Host.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
In the category of most Memorable Lines in a movie
or film, the nominees are I'm peach, Anya Taylor Joy,
Super Mario Brothers Movie, Are You Ready? Anya Taylor Joy,
Super Mario Brothers Movie, I Will Protect Us, Anya teller Joy,
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Super Mario Brothers Movie, I Will Lead Us Anya Taylor Joy,
Super Mario Brothers Movie. And How is Your Baby? Kate
Winslet Underwater Avatar The Way of Water. These are the
nominees for most memorable line in the movie or film.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
In the category of most Memorable Line in a TV show,
the nominees are tutti gay old man on yacht The
White Lotus, I like wipe my boat with that. I
like Ciannepola Real Houselives of Miami, She's brought a ludicrously
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capacious handbag. Matthew mcfaden Succession, Cook My Meat, Ago Woodham,
Saturday Night Live. Oh fine, please these gays, They're trying
to murder me. Jennifer Coolidge, The White Lotus and Death
to all of Them Wendy Williams. These are the nominees
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for Most Memorable Line in a TV Show.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
In the category of Kate Blenchett Award for Good Acting,
the nominees are Sarah Snook Succession, Meghan Fayhee, The White Lotus,
Kate Blenchette, Tar James Marsden, Jury Duty, Adie Modica, Jury Duty,
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Rashida Sheds, Oligoola, Jerry Duty, Stephanie Shue, Everything Everywhere, all
at Once. These are the nominees for the Kate Blenchette
Award for Good Acting. In the category of the Tina
Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Sheena Sheha, Kenya Moore,
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LaGuardia Airport, Judge Judy, and Kate Hudson. These are the
nominees for the Tina Turner Legend Award. In the category
of Best Movie We Did Not See, the nominees are Mary,
Queen of Scots Hillbilly Elegy, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume two,
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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume three, and Babylon. These are
the nominees for Best Movie We Did Not See.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
In the category of Best to Dinner, the nominees are Beef, Lasagna, Pizza,
Knight and Breakfast. These are the nominees for best Dinner.
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Tuna Melt,
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Tuna Salad, Spicy Tuna Roll. These are the nominees for
best lunch. In the category of Best Breakfast, the nominees
are Croissant Smoothie and Starbucks Egg Bites. These are the
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nominees for best Breakfast. In the category of Best Snack,
the nominees are Pretzel Sticks, Oreo Cookies and how About
Some Humble Pie.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
These are the nominees for best Snack.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Doctor Pepper,
ginger Ale, Liquid Courage, Tap and Sparkling. These are the
nominees for best Beverage.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
In the category of Best Fish, the nominees are men
No Cooi and Gold. These are the nominees for best Fish.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
In the category of Best Planet, the nominees are Neboo
Pandora and Planet her by Doja Cat. These are the
nominees for Best Planet.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
In the category, which is one of the biggest categories
of the Night of the Christina Aguilera Award for It's
Just Good, the nominees are Oreo Cookies, Succession Pancakes, Aquariums
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and Sarah Barrellis. These are the nominees for the Christina
Aguilera Award for It's Just Good.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
In the category of Best Dressed, the nominees are In Hathaway,
Jessica Chastain, Zendeia Flow Pew and Mickey Rourke. These are
the nominees for Best Dressed.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
In the category of Best Song on the Hamilton sound
the nominees are Satisfied, the Skylar Sisters, Helpless Cabinet Battle
Number one, Burn The Room Where It Happens, Dear Theodosia
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Cabinet Battle Number two, It's Quiet Uptown Kelly Clarkson cover
It's Quiet Uptown, RENNELI Schoolsbury Original Song and Say No
To This. These are the nominees for Best Song on
the Hamilton Soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
In the category of the Joy Bayhart Award for Stand
Up Comedy, the nominees are Naomi ek Peragan, Natalie Roter Lateman,
Charlie Barday, Joe Firestone, Joel Kim Booster, Pat Reagan, and
(42:06):
Roseyanne Barr. These are the nominees for the Joy Behar
Award for Stand Up Comedy.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
In the category of the WandaVision Award for Television, the
nominees are The Real Housewives of Miami, Lucia and Mia,
The White Lotus, Carolyn Weiger Survivor Season forty four, Edie Modica,
Have You Heard of Christmas? Bow and Yang, Dropping Fork
(42:39):
and Lisa from Timexico, My Sketch Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Oh my God, Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
These are the nominees for the wand Division Award for Television.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
In the category of the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement,
the nominees are Cookies, Food and Beverage, Jojo Singing, Sarah Snook, Acting,
Pam Anderson General Excellence, and Roger Deakin's Cinematography. These are
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the nominees for the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
In the category of the Chris Award for Most Timeless Name,
the nominees are John Jess, George Mark, and Doja These
are the nominees for the Chris Award for most Timeless Name.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
And finally, in the category of Artists of the Millennium,
the nominees are Vin Diesel, Shakira, Sarah mclach, Jeff Probst
and Share. These are the nominees for Artists of the Millennium.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Join us, Matt Rogers, and Bowen Yang as we reveal
who the winners of the last Culturista's Cultural Awards are
at Lincoln Center's outdoor Space on Saturday, June seventeenth. It
will be a night to remember.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
See you soon.
Look mare, Oh, I see you my own look over there.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
How is that the culture?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Goodness, wow, love morning man, good morning Bowen. So great
to be with you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
For another year. And it's good to see you. Let's
get started. It's great to see you. I'm excited.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
In the category of Biggest Jester, the nominees are Kirsten
Cinema New York Times is Anti trans looking ass the
Joker on the Joker Card, Deck of Cards, and Lady
Gaga as Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are Fournet's
and Orlando Truth Tellers, Tanya mccoyd, The White Lotus, Jenny
Thomas and While We're at It, Clarence Too, and Water
World starring Kevin Kostner. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
In the category of Biggest Chester, the nominees are Tom Sandoval,
Tom Schwartz, Lydia Tar, George Santos and Kitara Ravace. These
are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop in the category
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of Biggest Jester Flop. In the Clown Square, the nominees
are Elon Musk Twitter, The Green Knight Bandits, The Real
Housewives of Potomac and at Large, The Studios who Will
Not Give the WGA a Fair Deal Raquel Rachel Levis.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
And Tucker Carlson. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester
Flop in the Clown Square.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
In the category of Biggest Night of Our Lives, the
nominees are Tonight at the Lost Culture Reestas Cultural Awards,
the Oscars, When a Fag Sees Adele Las Vegas, Youth
Grew lock In and Date Night with the Love of
(02:03):
My Life Michael Love You Baby. These are the nominees
for Biggest Night of Our Lives.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
In the category of Finalist of the Year, the nominees
are Darcy Cardon, Chapel Roone, Betty Gilpin, Melanie Lynsky and Olympians.
These are the nominees for Finalist of the Year.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
In the category of Melanie Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person,
the nominees are Sammy Sweetheart, mtvs. Jersey Shore Toad, Nintendo
Can't remember her name but that Girl from the Other Night,
and Drew Barrymore. These are the nominees for the Melanie
(02:54):
Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
In the category of Free Them Award for Criminal who
Should Be Free, the nominees are the girls locked up
at the End of Pirates of the Caribbean Ride, Elizabeth
Liz Holmes, and Han Solo. These are the nominees for
the Free Theom Award for Criminal who Should be Free.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
In the category of the Free Willie Award for Animal Achievement,
the nominees are Jenny the Donkey, The Bandshe's of Inisheron,
Mickey Mouse, Tortoises All, and the cast of The Secret
Life of Pets. These are the nominees for the Free
(03:43):
Willie Award for Animal Achievement.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
In the category of the Denise Richards Drop Dead Gorgeous
Line Reading Award, the nominees are She's Skinny, Ember Not Death,
Denise Richards, Lights camera and me with that a stitch
of makeup on, Denise Richards, can't take my eyes off
(04:06):
of you, Denise Richards, and you had me at Hello,
Renees Elwiger. These are the These are the nominees for
the Denise Richards to Drop Dead Gorgeous Liner Reading Award.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
In the category of Best Skill to Have, the nominees
are Drew Barrymore impression, remembers, names, changing attire, fierce runway
walk and a sense of play. These are the nominees
(04:45):
for Best Skill to Have.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
In the category of Diva Down Award, Person Who Fell
Hard Award, the nominees are Jason Derulo, Grape Stump, Woman,
Tony mccoyd, The White Lotus, and Nazi Mama from Indiana Jones.
These are the nominees for Diva Down Award, Person Who
(05:08):
Fell Hard Award.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
In the category of Best Religion, the nominees are Mormon
two point zero, The School of Life, Long Form, improv,
comedy and whatever gives People Meaning. These are the nominees
for Best Religion.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
In the category of Best Religious Practice, the nominees are Kneeling,
anything with Water, Prayer, Zip Zip, zop, and Breath. These
are the nominees for best Religious Practice.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the
nominees are Pas b Camera Grip, Margot Robbie, Diane Warren
and Megan. These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact
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in Film.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
In the category of They Should be an Actor Award
for not Actor but should, the nominees are Congresswoman Alexandria
Ocasio Cortez, Sonny Houston, Doctor Nicole Martin, The Real Housewives
of Miami, All Children Not Already Acting, and Malala. These
(06:39):
are the nominees for They Should Be An Actor Award
for not Actor but Should.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the
nominees are Ariana Maddox, Ariana Grande, Daisy Duckizabeth Olsen, and Zendaiya.
These are the nominees for the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,
the nominees are The Fast and the Furious, Avatar, Mario
oh Oreo Cookies and McDonald's. These are the nominees for
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Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
In the category of Santa Award for Being Unforgettable, the
nominees are Sashavalore, Sasha Colby, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama, and
Breathe by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for the
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Santa for Being Unforgettable.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
In the category of Best Holiday Fix to Date, the
nominees are Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, four, twenty Leapy, Your
Baby Birthday, and September fourth b Day. These are the
nominees for Best Holiday Fixed to Date.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
In the category of Best Holiday Changing Date, the nominees
are Memorial Day, Thanksgiving, Passover, Pizza Night and Personal Day.
These are the nominees for Best Holiday Changing Date.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
In the category of Mother Award, the nominees are Kelly Clarkson,
Serif Fields, Moms All Across the World, Ava Max, Kiki Palmer, Padmelakshmi,
Top Chef, Jennifer Lopez, The Mother, Jennifer Lawrence, Mother, Adina
(09:17):
Menzel and Regina Hall. These are the nominees for Mother Award.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
In the category of the Slouching Towards Bethlehem Award for
Sheikh's Book to Hold, the nominees are The Chronicles of Narnia,
Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis, Stories I Only Tell
My Friends, an autobiography by Rob Low, Attached, The New
(09:45):
Science of Adult Attachment and How It Can help You
Find and Keep Love by Doctors, Open Book by Jessica Simpson,
and Game of Thrones. These are the nominees for the
Slouching to It was Bethlehem Award for Sheikha's Book to Hold.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
In the category of Megan Award for Servant Kunt the
nominees are backup Dancers Rihanna, Super Bowl, EMTs, Black, Pink,
Lyer Croft, tomb Raider, and The w GA. These are
(10:26):
the nominees for Megan Award for Servant kunt.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
In the category of the Tom and Rita Couple Award,
the nominees are The Obamas, The Carters, Zoe Kazan and
Paul Dano, and the couples of Modern Family. These are
the nominees for the Tom and Rita Couple Award.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
In the category of the shiv Roy Award for Best
Fake American Accent, the nominees are Melanie Lynsky All, Tony Collette,
The Sixth Sense, James McAvoy every now and Then, and
Tony Collette Hereditary. These are the nominees for the Shivroy
(11:19):
Award for Best Fake American Accent.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
In the category of Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake
British Accent, the nominees are Gillian Anderson, The Crown, Emma Stone,
The Favorite, Jillian Anderson, Sex Education, Alan tujik All and
(11:44):
Everyone doing their Sleigh Love Island Impressions aka when you
All Say propa Chat. These are the nominees for the
Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British accent.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
In the category of Biggest Current Threat to Us, the
nominees are Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande, Wicked, Stradio Lab podcast,
The Fickle Nature of NYC Weather in June, Governors across America,
and ourselves tbh. These are the nominees for biggest current
(12:23):
Threat to Us.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees
are Hereditary, Lil Diva head come off the Big Bang
Jump Scare, when you see Mama you knew in college
on the street, what Cuban missile Crisis and saying I
(12:51):
love you to the one and you know you can
never go back. This will change things. These are the
nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
In the category of Education Award for Best School subject,
the nominees are Yearbook, ap US, History, preclc depending on teacher,
drop everything and read and certainly not phiz ed speaking
as queer people. These are the nominees for Education Award
(13:27):
for Best School Subjects.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees
are a teacher, a nurse, a fireman, and just move
to the City. These are the nominees for Best Gay
Guy Normal.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees
are Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Abraham Lincoln, and Bowen Yang.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Oh my God, thank You, thank You.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between,
the nominees are Jimmy Fowley, Pat Reagan, Governor, Jared Polis,
and Matt Rogers.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
In the category of Diplo Award for LGBTQ, the nominees
are Haley Kyoko, Poppy Deuce, Jesse Ware, Josh Sharp and
Aaron Jackson. And RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. These are
(15:00):
the nominees for Diplo Award for LGBTQ.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
In the category of the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor
Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross Rain Shakespeare in
the Park, These Cruss Punks Pretending they Don't have Daddy Money,
Whitney Houston, Star Spangled Banner, super Bowl, and Rosaliah Coachella.
(15:29):
These are the nominees for the Rosalia Award for Best
Outdoor Live Performance.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
In the category of the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best
Indoor Live Performance, the nominees are Titanique, Parade, Beyonce, Ring
the Alarm, two thousand and six Video Music Awards, Kate Berlant,
Kate and Lady Gaga on any existing award show, including
(16:00):
Joe Calderone, these are the nominees for the Kimberly of
Kimbo Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
In the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees
are Scandaval When That Cheetoh Was Arranged, Barbie Titanic, and
Don't Worry Darling Prestor. These are the nominees for the
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Titanic Award for Monoculture.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
In the category of Best way to Travel, the nominees
are caravan, sprinter van, not in a Huge Rush, Pride
Float and Often. These are the nominees for best way
to travel.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
In the category of Best type of House, the nominees
are high ranch, mansion, apartment with deck, lake and anything
by C. C. Peniston. These are the nominees for best
type of House.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
In the category of the Amber Award for Best Nineties Name,
the nominees are Chelsea Courtney, Mary, Kate and Ashley. These
are the nominees for Amber Award for Best Nineties Name.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
In the category of baby we Are Looking forward to
Seeing Older, the nominees are Lil Nas x Apple and
Moses Martin and Your Niece. These are the nominees for
Baby we Are Looking forward to Seeing Older.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
In the category of Most Fatascinating Language, the nominees are Nave, Romance,
American Acts of Service and Body Language yah Ursula The
(18:19):
Little Mermaid. These are the nominees for most Fascinating Language.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
In the category of People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive, the
nominees are Ricky Martin, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Idris Elba
and The Dad from Inside Out. These are the nominees
from People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
In the category of the Ariana Maddox Award for Girl
You Can Do Bettahun, the nominees are Cheri Whitfield, The
Real Housewives of Atlanta, Florence Pugh, Don't Worry Darling, and
arian A Maddox Vander Pump Rules. These are the nominees
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for the Aria Automatics Award for Girl You Could Do
Better Hunt.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
In the category of the Muna Award for Hottest Queer.
The nominees are Katie Muna, Naomi Muna, Joe Muna, Fans
of Muna, and Matt Boehmer. These are the nominees for
(19:38):
the Muna Award for Hottest Queer.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
In the category of Angelina Jolie Humanitarian Prize, the nominees
are Doja Cat, The Homeless Not Toothless Organization, and whoever
designed the New LaGuardia. These are the nominees for the
Angeline and Jolie Humanitarian Prime.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
In the category of Most Likely to Succeed, the nominees
are Stephanie Schue, Jenelle Monet, and Doja Cat. These are
the nominees for most Likely to Succeed.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
In the category of the Water Award for Necessary Thing,
the nominees are Sunscreen, Just Something to Hold Me Over,
Sunlight a VPN and Doja Cat. These are the nominees
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for the Water Award for Necessary Thing.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
In the category of the Greatest Showmen, the nominees are
Hugh Jackman, Vanessa Hudgens, Doja Cat, Krishelle Staus Real Estate,
and Jinx Monsoon. These are the nominees for the Greatest Showmen.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
In the category of largest number. The nominees are ninety
nine a zillion, anything said like a mother in distress
and you can't stop the beat, Hairspray Finale. These are
(21:31):
the nominees for largest number.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
In the category of best Airline, the nominees are it
doesn't matter as long as We're at LaGuardia and Alaska.
These are the nominees for best Airline.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
In the category of best thing to drink on a flight,
the nominees are Honey, if I took off from a LaGuardia,
does the matter, I'm already happy? And ginger Ale. These
are the nominees for best thing to drink on a flight.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
In the category of most Dominant Predator, the nominees are cheetah, tiger, lion,
and shark. These are the nominees for most dominant predator.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
In the category of most Vulnerable Prey, the nominees are shrimp,
kelp fish and Pisces. Humans. These are the nominees for
most vulnerable prey.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
In the category of the Margot Martindale Character Actress of
the Year, the nominees are Dale, Dicky, Elizabeth Marvel, Robin Weigert,
Nomah Dumas, Whenny and Hong Chow. These are the nominees
for the Margo Martindale Character Actress of the Year.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
In the category of Public Feud, We Want to Start
Right Now Tonight, the nominees are The Stradio Lab Podcast,
Will Ferrell, Pepsi Cola, Jordan Sparks, and The Kremlin. These
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are the nominees for Public Feud We Want to Start
Right Now Tonight.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
In the category of Starbucks Award for Chillist Coffee Order,
the nominees are Hi Grande Ice Black, just an ice
green Tea Americana with almond Oh, Okay, then with oh,
(24:06):
I'll actually do the blueberry kombucha, and I'll have a
large iced caramel Macchiato. These are the nominees for Starbucks
Award for Chillist Coffee Order.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
In the category of Ice Award for Best Frozen, the
nominees are Pina Colada, Frozen two Into the Unknown, Scene
stirking their ice balls for a Whiskey Drink, Jack Nicholson,
(24:42):
The Shining and Coke Slurpy. These are the nominees for
Ice Award for Best Frozen.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
In the category of Shot we are shooting in this Moment,
the nominees are Kelly Clarkson, Come On Last, Culturistas, Pedro Pascal,
check your DMS, Matt and Bowen in Book of Mormon,
the movie If Anyone is on Fairy Server. In Final
(25:14):
Fantasy fourteen, Bowen would love to do Dungeon Runs with
you and any cute, nice guy friends or more. These
are the nominees for shot we are shooting in this moment.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
In the category of meal we should have gotten but didn't,
the nominees are Chicken Francaise, The Burger Buffalo Blasts, the
Cheesecake Factory, I'm Michelle Pfeiffer, Catwoman spin off movie, and
(25:50):
Big Spicy Crab Soup. These are the nominees for meal
we should have gotten but didn't.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
In the category of Normani Award for What's the hold Up,
the nominees are Fourth Austin Powers Movie, The Renaissance visuals
like Honestly New Roney, and when you order your Big
(26:19):
Spicy Crab Soup forty minutes ago you saw the nominees
for the Normani Award for What's the Hold Up.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
In the category of Moula Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle,
the nominees are Fireworks, Moola Rouge on Broadway, Adele in
Las Vegas, Guardians of the Galaxy, Cosmic rewind at Epcot
(26:49):
and Sasha Kolby versus Anitra any lip Sync. These are
the nominees for Moulan Rouge Award for Most Exciting Spectacle.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
In the category of Best Word to Whisper, the nominees
are Hey, Seriously, lip Perception and Started. These are the
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nominees for Best Word to Whisper.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
These are the nominees for best word to Scream.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Go, Diva, Never.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
And Oh. These are the nominees for best word to Scream.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
In the category of Peacock Presents the Award for Best
Streaming Service, the nominees are we actually have an announcement.
Due to the ongoing DOJ strike, we do not feel
this category is appropriate at this time. We proudly stand
with our guild and we'll give this to Peacock at
a later date. Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
In the category of Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again,
the nominees are Big Thunder Mountain, Betty Gilpin, Missus Davis,
The Legend of Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, Michelle yo
All and Anitra lip Syncing. These are the nominees for
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Betty Gilpin Award for Big Slay Again.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
In the category of most Uncommon Accident, the nominees are
trip on a snake, hits head on a boulder, Hilary Swank,
million dollar baby weed in the carry on? Oh no,
how did that get there? Any of this shit you
right see on Looney Tunes which is fake? And when
(29:05):
you text me shit about me you meant to send
to her, you jerk. These are the nominees for most
Uncommon Accident.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
In the category of I Hurt Radio Best Podcast of
the Year, the nominees are Lost, Culture Is, Stradio, Lab
What and The Daily. These are the nominees for iHeart
(29:35):
Radio Best Podcast of the Year.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
In the category of Social Change Moment of the Year,
the nominees are Oprah, Were You Silent or Were You Silenced?
The twenty twenty two Lost Culturistas Culture Awards, and Homeless
Not Toothless. These are the nominees for Social Change Moment
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of the Year.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
In the category of Best Length for Movie, the nominees
are eighty six minutes, one hundred and nineteen minutes and
While the Bolonnaise Is Cooking. These are the nominees for
Best length for Movie.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
In the category of Best Length for TV Episode, the
nominees are fifty eight minutes, twenty four minutes, and Quibbi.
These are the nominees for Best Length for TV Episode.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
In the category of the Eras Award for Best Era,
the nominees are speak Now, Missus, Zoeck, Chunky Golds, Necklace,
Each Blonde, and Reputation. These are the nominees for the
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Eras Award for Best Era.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
In the category of Kindest Greeting, the nominees are Hi,
my Love, Chow Diva and we have been waiting for you.
(31:30):
These are the nominees for Kindest Greeting.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
In the category of Most Attractive body Part, the nominees
are but face, eyes, foot, and nape. These are the
categories for most Attractive body Part.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
In the category of Best News We Heard, the nominees
are The Lift, Excel is here to take all of
your friends to the big party. Annelie Ashford mailed the
comedy Meghan Fakey is on her way to the studio
to record Los Culturistas Bowen Yang cast as Fanny and
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Wicked both movies. And there is a big sale at
our favorite store. Wow. These are the nominees for Best
News that We Heard.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
In the category of Album of the Year, the nominees
are Renaissance, Beyonce, Midnight, Taylor Swift, Prism, Katy Perry, Into
the Woods twenty twenty two Original Broadway Revival Cast Album
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and Chapel Rohan's Album Comes Out. These are the nominees
for Album of the Year.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
In the category of Record of the Year, the nominees
are Padam Padam by Kylie Minogue, All I Want for
Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey, Eighth World Wonder by
Kimberly Locke, If You Asked Me To by Celine Dion,
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and Breathe by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for
Record of the Year.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
In the category of Most Shocking Moment of the Year,
the nominees are LaGuardia is a slagh Audriana de Mora
losing her foot, Real Housewives of Miami, and Logan roy
Dying and the ensuing Aftermath. These are the nominees for
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the most Shocking Moment of the Year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the
nominees are Space Mountain, LaGuardia Airport, now Stonehenge, Vander pomp At,
Caesar's Palace and Vander pomp Apari. These are the nominees
(34:23):
for most Iconic building or structure.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
In the category of Outstanding Reality Competition Host, the nominees
are RuPaul RuPaul's Drag Race, Alex Wagner The Mole, Padme Lakshmi,
Top Chef World All Stars, Michelle Buteau The Circle, and
(34:48):
Alan Cumming The Traders. These are the nominees for Outstanding
Reality competition Host.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
In the category of most Memorable Lines in a movie
or film, the nominees are I'm peach, Anya Taylor Joy,
Super Mario Brothers Movie, Are You Ready? Anya Taylor Joy,
Super Mario Brothers Movie, I Will Protect Us, Anya teller Joy,
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Super Mario Brothers Movie, I Will Lead Us Anya Taylor Joy,
Super Mario Brothers Movie. And How is Your Baby? Kate
Winslet Underwater Avatar The Way of Water. These are the
nominees for most memorable line in the movie or film.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
In the category of most Memorable Line in a TV show,
the nominees are tutti gay old man on yacht The
White Lotus, I like wipe my boat with that. I
like Ciannepola Real Houselives of Miami, She's brought a ludicrously
(36:01):
capacious handbag. Matthew mcfaden Succession, Cook My Meat, Ago Woodham,
Saturday Night Live. Oh fine, please these gays, They're trying
to murder me. Jennifer Coolidge, The White Lotus and Death
to all of Them Wendy Williams. These are the nominees
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for Most Memorable Line in a TV Show.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
In the category of Kate Blenchett Award for Good Acting,
the nominees are Sarah Snook Succession, Meghan Fayhee, The White Lotus,
Kate Blenchette, Tar James Marsden, Jury Duty, Adie Modica, Jury Duty,
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Rashida Sheds, Oligoola, Jerry Duty, Stephanie Shue, Everything Everywhere, all
at Once. These are the nominees for the Kate Blenchette
Award for Good Acting. In the category of the Tina
Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Sheena Sheha, Kenya Moore,
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LaGuardia Airport, Judge Judy, and Kate Hudson. These are the
nominees for the Tina Turner Legend Award. In the category
of Best Movie We Did Not See, the nominees are Mary,
Queen of Scots Hillbilly Elegy, Guardians of the Galaxy Volume two,
(37:47):
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume three, and Babylon. These are
the nominees for Best Movie We Did Not See.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
In the category of Best to Dinner, the nominees are Beef, Lasagna, Pizza,
Knight and Breakfast. These are the nominees for best Dinner.
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are Tuna Melt,
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Tuna Salad, Spicy Tuna Roll. These are the nominees for
best lunch. In the category of Best Breakfast, the nominees
are Croissant Smoothie and Starbucks Egg Bites. These are the
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nominees for best Breakfast. In the category of Best Snack,
the nominees are Pretzel Sticks, Oreo Cookies and how About
Some Humble Pie.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
These are the nominees for best Snack.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Doctor Pepper,
ginger Ale, Liquid Courage, Tap and Sparkling. These are the
nominees for best Beverage.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
In the category of Best Fish, the nominees are men
No Cooi and Gold. These are the nominees for best Fish.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
In the category of Best Planet, the nominees are Neboo
Pandora and Planet her by Doja Cat. These are the
nominees for Best Planet.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
In the category, which is one of the biggest categories
of the Night of the Christina Aguilera Award for It's
Just Good, the nominees are Oreo Cookies, Succession Pancakes, Aquariums
(40:23):
and Sarah Barrellis. These are the nominees for the Christina
Aguilera Award for It's Just Good.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
In the category of Best Dressed, the nominees are In Hathaway,
Jessica Chastain, Zendeia Flow Pew and Mickey Rourke. These are
the nominees for Best Dressed.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
In the category of Best Song on the Hamilton sound
the nominees are Satisfied, the Skylar Sisters, Helpless Cabinet Battle
Number one, Burn The Room Where It Happens, Dear Theodosia
(41:20):
Cabinet Battle Number two, It's Quiet Uptown Kelly Clarkson cover
It's Quiet Uptown, RENNELI Schoolsbury Original Song and Say No
To This. These are the nominees for Best Song on
the Hamilton Soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
In the category of the Joy Bayhart Award for Stand
Up Comedy, the nominees are Naomi ek Peragan, Natalie Roter Lateman,
Charlie Barday, Joe Firestone, Joel Kim Booster, Pat Reagan, and
(42:06):
Roseyanne Barr. These are the nominees for the Joy Behar
Award for Stand Up Comedy.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
In the category of the WandaVision Award for Television, the
nominees are The Real Housewives of Miami, Lucia and Mia,
The White Lotus, Carolyn Weiger Survivor Season forty four, Edie Modica,
Have You Heard of Christmas? Bow and Yang, Dropping Fork
(42:39):
and Lisa from Timexico, My Sketch Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1 (42:43):
Oh my God, Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
These are the nominees for the wand Division Award for Television.
Speaker 1 (42:52):
In the category of the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement,
the nominees are Cookies, Food and Beverage, Jojo Singing, Sarah Snook, Acting,
Pam Anderson General Excellence, and Roger Deakin's Cinematography. These are
(43:17):
the nominees for the Victoria Beckham Award for Outstanding Achievement.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
In the category of the Chris Award for Most Timeless Name,
the nominees are John Jess, George Mark, and Doja These
are the nominees for the Chris Award for most Timeless Name.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
And finally, in the category of Artists of the Millennium,
the nominees are Vin Diesel, Shakira, Sarah mclach, Jeff Probst
and Share. These are the nominees for Artists of the Millennium.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Join us, Matt Rogers, and Bowen Yang as we reveal
who the winners of the last Culturista's Cultural Awards are
at Lincoln Center's outdoor Space on Saturday, June seventeenth. It
will be a night to remember.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
See you soon.
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