"Baroque B*tch* (w/ Cecily Strong) - Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look man, oh I see you? Why and look over there?
How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, Dan Dong lost cultures
calling my sister on the chat. My sister has entered
the chat. You look, you still have the same glow.

(00:21):
The same sun casts on you from the island. I
might have done a shirtless hike before today. Oh my god,
I missed today. It's actually really culture number eight. It's
dare you. I meant to say Griffith. I actually knew
was Griffith as soon as the word Griffin left my mouth.

(00:43):
It wasn't. I screwed up. I messed up? Can I
actually wanted to reveal this to the readers. So Bow
and Yang famously came to visit me in Los Angeles
after my breakup last year, and he came to my
aid and you U K got right on a plane
like us, My sister and the other half of my
heart was so happy to was not an inconvenience for me.

(01:05):
I had to be there. And you got here during
one of your breaks from SNL famous sketch comedy program
More on that in a second. And you get here
and we're having several days of fun, except one day,
you say, and I brought you to Griffith, and I
sort of showed you Griffith. We hiked Griffith, and one

(01:25):
day you say to me, I think I'm just gonna
chill today. I just like hang out. I was like, okay,
so I go forth. No, no, no, we both needed
a day. I think we both with a mutually agreed
upon day, like separate day, which is so healthy of us. Yeah.
And then we truly had the same idea. Because I'm
sort of hiking Griffith, I look a hundred yards in
front of me, and it could have been no one

(01:47):
else's calves, but the iconic calves of one Bowen Yang
stomping the yard, getting the steps, climbing the heights of Griffith.
And I ran to them and I said, our break
is over. I'm hiking with you a game. And I said,
oh my god, is this real? Is this you? And

(02:09):
I think that's just the way the world is telling
us that we cannot be apart for too long. No, No,
even though we create the distance for a good reason,
like magnetic polls, we know codependency. Okay, we've seen it.
We've seen it up close in person. Michelle Obama, Hey clown, Jester,

(02:30):
you have done it again, constantly raising the circus and
doing it foolish. So get this, get us. This is
probably going to be my favorite episode we've ever done.
Oh my god, I agree. I agree with you that
it's going to be your favorite episode that we've ever done.
In my favorite episode we've ever done. This has been

(02:52):
a long time coming. This is pretty This is this
is written in the start. It was written in the stars.
As I eat the show, once said, and I will
say this two episodes into schmigadon a show that my
sister wrote for. I come on, well, you know for

(03:13):
the show, you know, like that the kind of the
entry points, you know, writer's room, what isfting? I'm just
I'm just I'm just demystifying this for for the reader.
I'm just letting you know that, like, how perfect is
it that it was my first post escinal writer's room
for it to be a show that that was that
is about, you know, Oscars and Hammerstein music or that

(03:35):
era of movie musical Oscar No. I literally just woke
up from a nap. Don't do this. It's true. I
facetimes you right before, and you had the blinders on
you sleep with those things. I can I tell you
my circadians are fucked ever since I've worked at Saturday
Night Live a sketch program. More on that later. Circadian rhythm,

(03:58):
such a sort of I love the way that sounds
Circadian rhythm. Something about those words, the blink fields itself Circadians.
It's one of those. Anyway, I need that to sleep
now because I need these have like patting on them
that really pressed down on your on your sort of
orbital bones and your and your brow bones in a
way that really relaxes you. Immediately. Highly recommend um anyway

(04:23):
wants to see you wearing them. What I was gonna
say was that this year we're both getting our first
episode credits. We are getting our first episode credits because
My Force comes out on September two, and Mama you,
I guess, I guess this your what episode did you
write of? Schmickadoon One of the best shows I've seen recently,

(04:43):
One of the best shows I've seen. O Word episode
three with Julie Klausner, wonderful one icon and friend of
the show. In Front of the show um Spika Units
on Apple TV plus stars our guests, keeping Michael Key
Christian Shanna with Alan coming, Fred Armison and Harada. So
many times when I saw Anne Harad, I put I

(05:06):
fell off my chair onto my whole. I was like,
this is this is how you know the casting director
got it. They were like, the show genius, genius casting,
I mean tells you. We got to give it up
to tell z. Come on, Bernie, tells on Bernie, it's act.
Come on. But first and foremost, it is a perfect

(05:29):
showcase in vehicle for our guest. You know her from
Saturday Night Live. She's one of the best to ever
do it. What I really I was talking. I was
talking to Suitie the other day. I was like, one
of the best to ever do and one of the
best to ever do it. I rarely get star struck.
How often do you and I quote Terzanos? How oft
do you and I quote Arizona? Almost weekly? Almost weekly?

(05:51):
We want we watched it. We did a watch party
for Terrizanos the other day. We were just like, this
is this is when we all tend great anyway, We're
enough of this. Let's bring I mean, how many please
welcome into your ears? Come on, cly Strong. Finally, that
was so hard to be quiet through all of that,

(06:12):
did you notice I was doing sign language applause? Yeah,
that is applause. That's no more silence. You're in. You're
in the zoom. Here we are, I am in. I
have missed Griffin. I'm here. I'm so happy. Oh my god,
we're so happy to have you. I literally you're my favorite.

(06:35):
I fucking love you. I'm upset, honestly, Like it was
like when Bowen got first got the job at US
and Ellen study first got the job at US, and
I was like, Cesily, what's what's your what did you
have to know everything? And I said the same thing
to my dog about by women's suit. That's who I
talked to you. I mean, I can't believe it's taken
this lung to do this. The fate, I can't leave it.

(07:00):
But this is a worthwhile occasion. I needed to wait
until you were a consulting producer. Yeah, until got to
that level, until I was a consulting producer. And I
got an eyemask with padding on it and yes for
you to have We're coming out, and we forgot to
mention the damn book. Um, oh my god, Jesus, this

(07:22):
will all be okay. In the end. It's it's it's really,
I mean it's I love that you just called it.
This will all be okay in the end. Wait, what
is no? The title is this will all be over soon? No?
Oh my god, are you kidding? I love it. I've
been carrying it. I've been reading. I've been reading it

(07:44):
so diligently. You got it more, this will all be
okay kind of this will this will be soon. You can't.
Oh my god, you can't. That's the yeah, that's the sequels,
that's you can't. Oh my god, this will all be

(08:05):
you know a thing. And at some point, Griffin, what
did I do? What did I do last last week?
I did this? I funked up a name. I really
got to get my head checked or something. My favorite
thing is when people mess up names, but they're strong
and wrong about it, Like Sudie Green is the best

(08:27):
with this. She said to me, what did she say?
She you know Chris Kulefer from Glee. One time she
just was said so many times Chris Koffner. She was like,
Chris Koffner, you know Chris Koffner. And then she said
Chris Christie Brinkley when she meant to talk about Christine Baranski,
and so she's just like a fount of that. So
maybe you're just catching the bug bow. My roommate and

(08:49):
guy husband, Kevin very much that way. I like to
think of it as like a Midwest mom thing. He
also was like, tell them, I say him, Sure, tell
them you say hi on the podcast. I'll start with
that now where I am doing it. But like one
time I was making lentil soup and he was like,
and you're making a gentle soup, Papa, can you make me? Yes, Papa,

(09:14):
can you legon me? Ship? Yeah? Well you know what,
I just think I must be forgiven. I demand forgiveness
because the snap, which I timed to end minutes before
this started, when I've had some red wine, eight pm

(09:35):
to me is like midnight. We actually say I have
a Moscow mule, And right I was going to ask,
but I didn't want to, you know, bring up anything personal. Right, well,
this could be anything. I mean, I have I have
a delivery, this is this is okay, Okay, said, well,

(09:55):
that's a plastic alcoholic maybe something I don't know, not
for me, for the girls out there, alcoholic. Fuck yeah,
I'm not that's not for me either, know what what
what red? Why are you drinking? I'm drinking? So I have, um,
I get cases of red Burgundy, sent Burgundy. This is

(10:16):
Elgin Selections. Yeah. I used to belong to a wine
club and I felt that it was and I was.
It really encouraged me to drink a lot of it,
and then all of a sudden, you have so much
right now. But I've gone beyond the wine club and
I just ordered the cases. But I do love red Burgundy.
M how's it hitting you tonight? What's what's it doing

(10:39):
for you? You know, it's nice. I'm feeling a little silly.
I think I have t mj oh no, what is that? Like?
Is that like pre locked draw? What is that? I think?
Who could know? I just know that it was I
was my jaws hurting me. Well, you know how much
can you open? Said jaw? Why don't you show us?

(10:59):
Why don't you? But it's in here? Ah, you know,
doing like the like you know kind of pops. Oh no, oh, shoot,
you know what. That's been happening to me lately too,
and I just it. I need to come out of
the shadows and say that it's been happening to me,
because it happens, and I get so frightened and I'm like,

(11:21):
oh my jaws literally coming off the hinges that I'm
too afraid to tell anybody. And that's the first thing
you need to do in order to make the situation.
You know, I tell everybody because I assume it's cancer,
right any time, it's got to be the worst thing.
You know. What's interesting about opening mouths. I had a
singing teacher in our in like college. I took like

(11:45):
a voice lessons for two semesters, and he said to
me one time, you know, men when they sing don't
have to open up their mouths as big as women.
And I was like, is that true? And he was like, yes,
because male resonators are different. I was like, I don't.
I think you're just isn't a bunch of words. But
like he was like, when you sing, you shouldn't have
to open your mouth very wide. You actually very you

(12:07):
don't have to. But women it's different. And I was like,
because we have to flirt at the same time, and
you flirt by showing your damned tonsils that dangly thing. Yeah,
but I also think that my call the cathedral. It's
my cathedral dolling. Yeah, Frank Bannett, you've been using your

(12:29):
cathedral quite a bit on the Apple Plus TV show.
Oh that was very good. We finally got to it. Wait,
I have to say now two episodes are out so far,
and I'm obsessed with it. Everything about it. I love
like I love the ensembles, the way that they shoot

(12:51):
the scenes like, I love like the long shots of
that don't cut away. I love that we're just seeing performance.
I love the singing live like, because if it's not live,
it's like fake. Really well, is it singing live? Yes? Yeah,
but is it la misstyle where you you all have
an earwig in or we all have earwigs. I think
there was only one part that I've done so far

(13:12):
that I know wasn't live, and that was the very
end of Enjoy the Ride because we were in the
tunnel and they were like these three big men pulling
us and so it was like you know, and splashing water,
so we couldn't record that sounds live. Yeah, so is

(13:33):
that the end of episode two. That's the end of
episode two where you sort of go into the tunnel
of Love with and that's how we get through the
Tunnel of Love these men are movie magic and waiters. Yeah,
movie magic, bow, movie magic. Well, it really is. I
mean that's the whole point, right in, like the direction,
like Barry Standenfeld is a genius, and that long shot

(13:57):
specifically that really hit me was I think it was
in the pilot when Aaron when um, Danny Bailey sings
to Cecily Can't Be Tamed or or that song He's
so good in the beginning. It's still long, long taken,
like people are loving it. I'm loving that. He on

(14:19):
on the internet. Oh yeah, it's it's it's been there.
I mean ever since Greece slot that's when I think
next to normal, next tom Yes, next to normal. I
had not seen next to normal. And actually when I
did end up seeing next to normal, um, he wasn't
in it. He had moved on. You know people and
people move on, they move on, they do um, but

(14:40):
he had gone. And I was so bummed because I
remember seeing him on the Tony Awards and I was like,
who is that. He's good and hot, he's good, he's great,
he's great, he's great. Dove Cameron, what a legend? Name
another legend, a freaking legend. What's her deal? Does. I mean,
she's she's sort of like unreal. I mean, I don't know.

(15:01):
She's kind of like you know how you meet some
people and you're like, I'll never be cool enough to
understand your world. That that's tough to me. I think
she's just so. I mean, it's like Devil asked me,
like when we were at doing the premiere parties and
it was like, what are you gonna wear? Are you

(15:21):
going to change when we go to Allen's? And I
was like, am I going to change? I barely got
this look together home and this stays on me. And
then she's like wearing a leather pants and jacket ensemble.
And then she was like, what are you going to
wear to your party? And I was like, I don't

(15:42):
even know. I can't tell you, Dove, I can't tell you.
My favorite Dove camera moment is when she was doing
this is a deep dive, but she was doing Hair
Spray Live. I loved her and I love Hair Spray Live,
and I mean ambermon Tussel is a part for Legends
Only right day and I did see the original broad
by cast with Laurel Bell Bundy and the High Harmony

(16:04):
was launching. I mean, I had chills. I was the
gayest little kid there and I was crying when I
heard the high harmony and you can't stop to be
at my mother. My mother turned to me and she
was like, why are you crying? It's a happy song.
And I was like, I can't tell you now how
gay I am, like, but that's why. But anyway, she
played everyone Tustle in the Hair Spray live and there

(16:25):
was a part where I don't know, I think it
was on Jennifer Hudson's Instagram, like Jennifer Hudson was recording
Dove singing and you just hear Jennifer screaming in the back,
singing Dove, damn du sing, screaming at her the words sing.
And I was just like, can you imagine Jennifer Hudson

(16:47):
screaming the words sing at you name being Dove? And
how are these parties? Tell us? Oh, they were so great.
We missed to you, We miss our consulting producer. But
you do what you have to do. I know I'm
out of town. I think it'm busy. I feel like

(17:10):
I'm in purgatory right now. I'm neither I'm neither here
nor there on on my coasts, which sounds so elitist
of me, But I feel like nothing's happening in my world. Well,
I think that's not true. I think abject falsity. I'm
just saying there's things happening, obviously, but I'm like, I
I feel like I'm away from the action, and I've

(17:32):
kind of just been like, there's not that much action.
And we had two parties. You threw one, I threw one.
That's right. I couldn't come in because you invited me,
and I was like, I think I saw the email
and I was like, well, I can't go, but I
am going to see you soon. For what it was,
what is it called? This is all gonna this is

(17:54):
all gonna be okay, This is all gonna be okay,
and we know it before we know it. This is
this is the this is the perfect. We've slipped into
some perfect. Can we call it guerrilla marketing or whatever?
It's like, this is please as a gorilla, I say,
here's how your here's how your market. I feel like,

(18:14):
now no one listening, We'll forget the title. This will
all be over soon, coming in August, come to Great
Barrington in the Berkshires. If you want to see me
Cecily Heidi Gardner have a conversation about this beautiful, beautiful book.
I know, and I'm going to try to talk about
the book and not you two, and how wonderful it

(18:35):
is that you're both doing this. It's such a testament
to the who both of you are. Are so wonderful,
you know. I don't know if the people out there
know this, but you don't get paid money for those things,
and that's just a real labor of love, a friend
being a friend, and it's so kind. What day is?
What day is it? August seven? Where we're coming up?

(18:56):
I want to go come. I'm going to be in Calm.
I would love nothing more than Matt. I'm gonna I'm
gonna drive up. You wanna want to share a car
and we can, let's do it. I love that. And
I'm gonna have a cocktailer three because I or a
red or a red Burgundy. I just saw Heidi in

(19:16):
l A. Oh my god, ain't she the best? What
was she wearing? She was wearing some of some of
the coolest duds you've ever seen. Everyone. I did a
little thing with Keenan, Chris, Heidie and Chloe and it
was style all around. Come on the names. Wow, I

(19:37):
hadn't thought about it like that. I'm kind of I'm
always going there. I'm always thinking about sounds and where
the sounds you know, what are this? What are the
sounds of the situation? That's great? You want me somewe
What are the sounds sounds? What are the sounds involved?
Sort of? Where are the sounds, where they coming from?
How loud are they? Like? What are the consonants? I

(19:57):
love a good consonant. Well, here's the thing. Can I
do serious for a second? Serious? This whole time I've
been I know, but there's something about there's there's something
about Smia Dune, you know, being the stacked cast full
of you know, musical theater people. Um. And then there's
something about there's something there's something to us as fans

(20:19):
of sketch comedy and us as people who can track
your sensibility or find it in people, and Cecily being
someone who can deliver on that always. But there's something
about Terrizana specifically where I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Cecily, we're
bringing up Arizona's Sorry. We never do this to me. Yes,

(20:41):
you know, I knew what you do. It's the way
she says this to me. You never do this to me,
something that was real, And then Gosling is losing it. Yeah,
Goslics losing it bringing up like dad, it's really a

(21:02):
messive guy. It's just Bridge and Tunnel girl. That's just like,
don't tickle me like like that, like like stop like
but but like it's it's it's her. Her action is
stop like that you know and you and you know
it and everyone understands everything that she's saying in her head.

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They all feel sorry for her. Her story is the toughest.
Her dad was a really messive guy. Readers, you have
to watch the Terrizono sketch. Literally just type an snl
Rizano Cecily you'll you'll find it. And that hair is
just so it can't be like the Kyle Richards like
sort of like moment I can't. By the way, we

(21:49):
have to talk about houseives later because I know you
love you know it. This has to be a two
part episode. This is going to House fives. Yeah, but
we we have to talk about the sequel sketch, which
is Domenico's with Adam Driver and that is the coffee
that's the that's the that's the b page Joe's thing
or whatever. But um, but there's a there craftmagaw and

(22:12):
then um, you tell how do He's like, well, I
think it's great. And then you go, um, I forget
what the exact wording is, but you go. When this
movie comes out, you're gonna you're gonna want to kill
kill yourself because you sound because he's saying that it's
the only person here that's going to tell you the truth,

(22:33):
you sound poor. When this movie comes out, come on
like money line. I can't. I'm telling you, I literally
I can't. I just had a moment when I flashed
back to um god moay sandem like way back, way way,

(22:57):
and then I was like I can't even believe that,
Like I literally it's just so gay and lame. I
was like, I can't believe we're talking to you, and
I can't believe I know Vanessa, I'm gonna be on
that fucking show that. I was like, this is crazy.
I was like, this are the funniest woman in the world.
I love you anyway. That's like it's like uncool to say,
but like anyway, I keep cheer sing I'm doing very

(23:19):
mom things on zoom. I did a sl laws. I
love this long sleeve. What what is that? Is that?
Like a ti it is? But it's um. My friend
had a baby and she loves tide um and I'm
wearing it because I was cold. I'm not a normal
like tie die kind of gal, but my friend Bianca

(23:41):
really loves what is it? Indigo? Is that this? Yeah?
And tidying um? I was there, I ordained officiate, the
officiate visiant, Yeah, officiant, so I and her wedding was
a lot of indigo. I too. Was this the one

(24:01):
in the desert? Yes, it was the one in the
desert that looked very chic. It was great. Yeah, where
in the desert did you go far? What did you
go to? Like a Joshua Tree moment? Where's the iron
Man Mountain or where they shot iron Man? It was there?
How cool you get to go where they shot iron Man? Well,

(24:21):
and I certainly incorporated that in my speech. It's great
to gather here at a spot where Robert Downey Jr.
Was not far away, their favorite actor, Robert Downey Jr.
And their favorite character iron Man. I just like you
had to think for us hard two seconds about what
his real name is. And then I found it Tony
Star Tony you found it. Oh. I was like, Robert

(24:44):
Downey Jr. Who has to think about that? I mean, look, Robert,
you forget how long in the game R d j
Has been doing it. But you know, I recently worked
with Civil Shepherd and she w I told her. I
was like, well, I love Sibyl Shepherd love and so

(25:06):
I told her in between takes, I said, you know,
I have to tell you one of my favorite movies.
It's chances are. I was like, you and Robert Downey Jr.
Wasn't that his name? Yes? Yes, um? And so she
was like, she turns to me and she goes, oh,
you know, he couldn't be alone. He couldn't be left

(25:27):
alone at that time. You know, he had to have
something with him at all times. Couldn't go to the
bathroom alone. He really you know, that was a hard time.
But you know we had the chemistry. We had the chemistry.
So I was just like, I was just my jaw
was on the ground. I was like, I love the movie.
I think the Whenever people are like what movie made
you cry the most? My answer first such a long
time was heart and Soul. Cecily, I always talk about

(25:50):
heart and souls. Kia Sedgwick alfree or forget Mr Huggaba
right now, be careful. Oh my god, you won't be there.
It's so good. Bowen you must. It's it's like so like,

(26:10):
it's so romantic is the wrong word, but it's so like, um,
it's like nine early nineties cheese, but in the best way.
Performances like oh my god, Charles Grodan, Tom Size More,
r DJ killing it, Miss Elizabeth Show, We love Elizabeth Ship. Yes,
that sounds very baroque. Romantic is not the word baroque
is We need to start describing things more when it applies.

(26:34):
And I think I've never seen heart and Souls, but
I feel like it applies. But you think baroque, that's
what you got. No money, baroque, bitch. Wait wait, wait,
but that movie at the end where Cia Sedgewick goes,

(26:54):
go and live the life that okay, and r d
J is just like yeah, and she goes, I wish
I could just give you a big hook and then
they can. This is a spoiler. Anyway, It's so good
that line reading was honestly gave me goose bumps. That's
very good. At the res an amazing actress. People don't
know you, but they will. I've started to book morals

(27:17):
a lot of Kia Sedgwick. I feel like you should
do more. Well, you know, Kira Sedgwick is not far
away from my best character, which is sudden Strack. Yes, yes, Forest,
I know this word violate is really too much for me.
Violated you wait, I need to bring out a thing
to just I'm using this relax so I don't crop.

(27:41):
I don't crock as the one woman who got called race.
I don't want to talk about Rice. Why we're not
gonna do the implosion of white women this season on
New York and Beverly Hills. It's what do you think?
Both of you? I want to know what you think
about the Real Housewives of New York ratings being so

(28:03):
bad and now there's like they're blaming They're blaming Ebony, Ebony.
Are you kidding me? It's unbelievable. Crazy Ebony is like
I think Ebony is so amazing and wonder and I'm like,
I don't know how she does it. I don't know
how you can want to be around that all the time.
And she has so much patience, and then she'd be blamed.

(28:25):
And there's a Ramona singer in the world, and we're
blaming Ebony Bo. When is the number one Anty Romana singer. Girl. Oh,
I don't know if I think I we could be
competitive in this. I have. Hey, I have really really
not like Ramona singer for a long time. Oh yes,
I'm sure that's true. But I think I've I think

(28:46):
I've thrown away my chances of being asked back on
Watch It Happens Live, because I did. I did over
Zoom last fall and they did a segment where they
were like, okay, Bo, when you're just gonna rattle off
your your your thoughts about housewives stuff between Ptoe like
in New York and and all this stuff. And I
was like sure, And then they got to Ramona. I
was like, she's a white supremacist and blah blah. They

(29:07):
didn't that happened to ask it. So he did make
a mark. I mean, I hit a nerve. But Andy
seems like, actually, why would say that white? I wouldn't.
I wouldn't use those words. I don't why we have to.
Can we just talk about some fun I don't talk
about a dolfriend stuff. I don't want to talk about race, religion,

(29:27):
a creed what. I don't want to talk about this
all the time. What I want to come out. I
want to be sexing, fun. I want to push her
down the stairs. I've said this, I'm talking about COVID. COVID,
this COVID. She's a super spreader. And he said, I

(29:49):
love all the times like show the camera she's just
on the side of a pool, like adjusting her face.
Supposing you to know, to know Jo how unhinged that
woman is is you have to remember how she walked
down that runway that one time and her father drake
a lot. Actually, so it's actually very triggering, triggering. This

(30:12):
is this is a really inhabited, it, very lived in. Literally,
Ramona says, this is very good. Have you worth you
worked on this? I just watched so much TV and
the half fives really a lot in this season especially,
A d always would be like, I'll do I have
I can do impressions like as the show is happening, yes,

(30:36):
immediately interesting. I will forget who Sutton Strack is after
the season, but right now she's my number one impression. Sutton.
I just love it. They all how they said her
name for that's Sutton. Well, that's just Sutton made Sutton classic,
Sutton classics. And we also talk about what do we

(30:57):
think about whoever is dressing Sutton? Okay, you know, and
there's some misses, but uh yeah, who's dressing Sutton? I
mean like an unattractive person. She doesn't have a bad figure,
but Sutton's being dressed poorly in very expensive clothes. Right,

(31:19):
she clearly has taste if she's like running her own boutique.
But it's like, I think she's just hiring a bad stylist.
Quote for these for for the show, she looks like
a fake Christmas tree. She looks like a fake Christmas tree,
like like a fun Christmas tree that someone gets like
and they're like, it's a different color than usual because
we wanted to be different this year. It's like, why
she looks like that? It's techica And I want to

(31:44):
ask her, like, how when's the last time you've gotten
a compliment that wasn't like this is fun and different,
like when people only say fun about what you're wearing. Yeah,
And it's like she can look great, she's in great shape.
I just would love to challenge Sutton, if you're listening
to you know, get a different stylist and see what

(32:06):
you can do, because I bet you look great. Who
is the best dress to you, guys on Beverly Hills.
I'm very loyal with my fandom and it's always Erica.
Erica is inspired art for you. I mean yes, and
I'm supporting her through all of this. And I think
to read is like she's gotten whatever, but it's like

(32:27):
to read, it's just wanting to be Erica. To read
is the one that said your panties are showing or
you're not wearing panties. Here's panties, which is like the
most conservative, nasty thing to do. And then it's like,
now she's in bucket hats and dressed like LLL cool
J playing lawn darts or whatever it was this season?

(32:50):
Remember what do they not know? What? They were? Like?
What's this called horseshoe? What is that? And she was
truly dressed like LL cool J. She is she always
goes for it, and like the thing is like I
wonder and I actually yeah, and that's yeah, I'm actually
doing like an L cool J thing right now. I
don't know, Erica, you hear what's going on? Just she

(33:14):
cheated all those people. And when it's really sad, it's
really really sad, and I'm loving my room in it
was the only thing that was going to get me out.
I was like, I need to go. And what's it
called the Sunrise Room or wherever the funk the it's

(33:36):
like an Italian name. I forget, but it's I must go.
I must go, And like she kept saying all these
like oh please, I would have an easier time getting
George to make out with a woman. And it was
like the same, like these are like my gay jokes
that I tell, boy, George would never suck a woman.

(33:57):
He's say he's gay, okay, so he would never ever
make out with a woman. But I would have better
getting him to do that. Jagger, it's like a half
Bi York. It really like starts to like dip into
b York or Icelandic or something so and her accent
is so peculiar it's untraceable. And she would say, because

(34:17):
she's a citizen of the world, it's when and when
you're a citizen of the world, you pick up all
different cultures. My mom, I want I've been watching it
with my mom and she she laughed at um or,
being like when you insult someone's outfit that is below
the bat. Have you ever heard Heidi talk about their

(34:39):
like the way they greet each other. It's my favorite,
like the Housewives because they spend something they're like, oh,
I love this. What is this? Is this pang? Look
at this? It's a pang. I love it. Guess what
it is. I'm wearing. Yes, I'm wearing what you are.
I'm wearing fun. Look at you? This is fun. Look
at this? Look at the wall. Oh my god, table,

(35:05):
I love it. And you're a hint and this is table? Okay?
What fun? A lot of a lot of air time
is dedicated to like what people look like, literally, because
it's like Cathy thinking that Garcel was Kyle like that
up like multiple what do we think it's happening there? Oh?
We love her perfection, utter perfection. Every now and then

(35:28):
I get a really good Kathy Hilton because you know
she like doesn't move her forward. She'll be like, who
is hunky Dory? No, it's no, you know what I
keep I keep losing a cafe caffeine. It's who is
hunky Dory? She's genuinely hunky dory Thomasina keeping Tomssina and

(35:49):
I love but I loved this when she was like
she goes to Renna, you have to handle this. This
is your house. This is your house. You have to
make this right. And what we don't want to do
is push anyone to the edge. Oh my god. And
you know she was such a bully with her drinking game.
But I was just showing out of context the bunny,

(36:10):
the bunny, the bunny for the baby shower, and it
was like that scene just out of context is so
amazing their faces in it. I highly recommend a second view.
Oh and actually I brought the bunny and there's so
many close ups. Everybody's like crying and the bunnies in

(36:31):
that wrapping paper. So for the A S Mr fans too,
it's huge. It's good for everyone. It's good for everyone.
There's something for everyone in the real house Beverly Hills,
but never more so than that scene with the bunny.
You can anyone can has away in Yes. The news
development this week on the Erica front is is troubling.
Maybe she got hit with the dollar. The claim is

(36:54):
that she took dollars from Tom's firm that might have
been embezzled from these clients. And this is starting to
actually implicate her in all this stuff. I think I
think the money, for sure, there's like money's intertwined. I
don't think Erica was. I knew what Tom's doing, and
look at what he talks to her. Do you think

(37:15):
that man told her a thing about what he does?
And also I don't think she would not not to
say like she couldn't understand it, but I don't think
she would understand it because it's not her business. And
also like like and when I say that, I mean
like it's literally not a business that she works and understands.
I don't tell just because I'm dating someone. I don't
tell them what I doing. No exactly he and he's

(37:39):
just not telling her anything. And not that she's mother
Teresa or a great person. But I just don't think
Erica was. Like I think it's so we always like
drag a spouse in and especially like the woman's faults somehow,
you know, like Jenny Jones, it was her fault, right,
and not a homophobic man who shot another man. Guys,

(38:00):
I'm bringing it back to Jenny. It's been upset about
this for a long time. I now, were you obsessed
with Jenny Jones growing up? No? Okay, she she was.
She wasn't. She wasn't my girl of choice like I was.
I was more. Ricky was more my culture. I love Rickie.
Ricky had a poem like there was always a rhyme

(38:21):
introducing the like I forget that. I was just watching
my friend Shane sent me when recently it was like,
you're too fat to be a drag queen or something,
but it said Jack Spratt could eat no fat and
his wife could eat no lane. Girl, you are too
fat to be a drag queen. And it was and

(38:45):
every time they introduced someone, they'd be like, next up,
meet Cecily. She is a five founder pound father of three,
and it was like, how dare But also like, that's
how I wanted to introduced now about father father and

(39:10):
her friend Bowen says she is too fat. Shepard to
promote the book this is us not going anywhere soon
until the end of the world, and again she is
a five town father three. Honestly, Wow, Okay, so I

(39:30):
didn't know that that new information came out about Erica.
Here's here, But what are you thinking, well, I'm thinking
I keep getting pulled in all these different directions, but
I think I'm landing at a place where Matt and
I watched the most recent episode together where she, you know,
she meets Kyle and she's she fully has a breakdown,
and You're like, I'm kind of convinced that I do think.

(39:53):
I do think Bravo is, you know, doing their best
to quote unquote protect her, which is which I think
is valid and noble and whatever. But now I am
convinced that, like, she probably just had no fucking idea.
I think that two things can be true. I think
that she can have no idea what the hell that was.
And I think that she also might have to give
that money back because it's not hers. And I think

(40:15):
that I don't mean to say I'm not undersigning that
she should keep that money, No, I just don't think
she should go to prison exactly. It would be like
or be implicated and like I cheated people out of
a plane crash, you know what I mean, very gay
songs at gay clip what I'm not here to like

(40:37):
cheat victims, yea, it is. So it is kind of
funny though that, like pretty much her entire narrative on
the show and in her career is I have a
lot of money, and now it's like the money is
from these tragedies and that like, you know, not all

(40:57):
of it obviously because he worked on other things, but
you know, it's it's dark and sad, and I think
she'll be fine. I think, like she she didn't start
off with money, and she like talks about that. She's
always worked hard. I think it's like now the narrative
will be I got less money. Like I think she'll

(41:19):
make the new narrative and she'll be fine. She didn't
need Tom's business ever, maybe like very early on to
get started to buy some things. But she's always been talented.
She's always been talented, and I have to I'm sorry
to bring this back to deestin all, but one thing
I appreciate about your sketch where you played her basically
is something that my my parents really appreciate is that

(41:40):
you you don't about to talk about to say where
you know, I just love it that your parents loved
it is the part where you you're saying the song
and then you count, you count to five in Chinese
or you count to four in Chinese. You go, so
you managing. Yeah, it's so funny's as anyway, and it's
it's a perfect erica jadam press And we have to say, well,

(42:01):
you know, and I did a a Chinese soccer in college,
director Jang, you did a Beijing opera. M hmm, well
Chin Yang directed. But that's why I know how to
count to eight? And man, oh my god. And prostitute Yeah,

(42:22):
we went yeah, how and then we yeah, and I
was the head of the ukulele group. Was the ukule
captain of the prostitutes. Oh my god. What a powerful
position to be in. You can legally captain of the prostitutes.
Is that was that what you said? Yeah? And I

(42:44):
don't know. I kind of like, bitch, that's just a
good one. We have to ask the questions. We do
have to ask the question. What's the question I forgot?
That's the question is we asked this to all of

(43:05):
our guests, and that is what is the culture that
made you say culture is for me? This is formative
culture that made your life move into a cultural direction. Sure, well,
I would say that my culture for sure was Strangers
of Candy here and I watched it on a landline,

(43:27):
dragged out in front of TV with my gay friend
Graham Castic. Have we talked about this before? No? But
is this is? This? Is this the grand we know
in New York City? Different? Different, but it was like
I was like a sophomore in high school and we
would just be on the landlines laughing and watching Strangers
of Candy together and was this your gateway into like

(43:49):
second City? And like who Amy Sadaris was? And like
all these things definitely Amy Sadaris. But and I also
like I'm always I think like weirdly um Waiting Goffman
and all the Christopher Guests with Katherine O'Hara and and
Strangers Are Candy. And then weirdly enough, Bottle Rocket were
like my oh favorite formative comedy called and like this

(44:13):
is my world, but especially Strangers Are Candy. It was
like the fans of that show and mean it was
like that's my world, my culture. These are all really
good Bottle Rockets. Interesting too, like that's like that's a
Wes Anderson that like people. It's the first one. It's
the first one. Yeah. I think Owen Wilson is so

(44:33):
funny in that movie. He's great. I mean, like I
don't think I've ever seen him in anything. I didn't
like him, and I found him like very appealing, and
I think he's like a star and I love his
little nose. I think he's fair. It's such a question
and for so long, but he's like I think Wes
Anderson without Owen Wilson is just not doesn't do it
for me. I think no, And I think, like the

(44:56):
movies are great and they look cool, but I think
Owen Wilson is so funny and there's just something about
just like such a person who with low self esteem,
you know, like just kind of like not a who's
not great at things, but that you root for. And
was that was that? Was that the first Luke and
Owen feature? Like, like, was that the first time you
saw that, like were introduced? Yeah, because they did it

(45:18):
in college. It was like a fifteen minute film and
then they they made a full movie. And I will
say this is the one where I always have like
my gay friends will go now that's interesting and which
one was at again, it's like we're all on board
for Best in Show and Strange as a Candy and
my bottle rockets really where I did where I go

(45:41):
off onto my own No. I love that though, because
Bottle Rocket there's something about I feel like I'm not
just saying this because you're contextualizing in these your texture,
you're contextualizing it in these with these other queer works.
But I'm like, I feel like because I think Waiting
for Guffin and in Strange of the Candy are kind
of queer in some sense, like very much. So I

(46:02):
would say very yes, exclusively, there's some there's just a
drag race challenge about you. It's like, yes, but waiting
for Guffmen, I feel like, doesn't you know? I mean
like I mean like Quirky is gay gay icon? I mean,
is given a chance, You've got pet come on, You've

(46:25):
got can't suit from my wife Bonnie and he's in
a Judy new To shirt dancing. Oh my god. But
but Bottle Rocket is. I watched it like last summer,
weirdly because I was like researching like crime movies and
like not crime movies, but like, wait, no, am I
getting it wrong? I don't know, but I want to

(46:46):
hear more. No, it wasn't, it's not. I was trying
to write. I was trying to write a crime movie,
and then I wanted some dynamic to be like similar
to Battle Rocket, where it's Um Owen the Owen Wilson
characters kind of dragging Luke's character along and all these
like and all these schemes and Lucas Luke has just

(47:07):
kind of been broken out of this, like you know,
he didn't even get broken. Yeah, he was in a
mental hospital, but it was voluntary. But and then the
doctor's like, why are you jumping out of the the window,
And he's like, he didn't know that it's a voluntary
hospital and he kind of needs this. So he's pretending
to break out for Owen Wilson, who's going like cool, right,

(47:30):
who he needs that? He needs that and the and
the and they they do go on to like pull
off like all these heists. Well they robbed um, they
robbed Luke Wilson's house, and he takes the ear rings
and he's like, you said, I told you just don't
take the ear rings. I got this from my mom
for a birthday. Yeah, it's just a good like it's

(47:53):
a great loser, but lovable loser, but and it's friendly.
His friend tries to take care from Yeah, you know
what I'm realizing Owen Wilson does a lot of two handers,
Like he's like a very he's like always Loki too well,
I mean Loki like the Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Nights of
it All, wedding crashers famously, Like it feels like Owen

(48:14):
Wilson is great reacting. He's just always he's just yeah,
he's he's there to underline what's what the reality is
and what's going on. Yeah, I appreciate it to someone
who's who's great in an ensemble or a team, you know,
someone who can fade in but stand out, you know
what I mean, we know exactly and support and lived

(48:36):
and be there for the others and doesn't need all
the attention and like, let's other people shine. It's great.
Cecily has her face all the way up to the cameras.
Um no, I I remember, um so the wait Strangers
with candy. This is this is iconic, gay Stephen Colbert.

(48:58):
Strangers are candies My favorite thing ever and you certainly
it is. I know it's like so boring to be
like you couldn't do that show now you really couldn't,
but maybe you could. I mean it's so funny though
that like you maybe could you know what you could do.
You could do like a fifteen minute show, you know
what I mean, Like you could get like they could
do like AFT. We could sneak in there like the

(49:20):
way like I think you should leave somehow snuck onto Netflix.
And I'm like, oh my god, this is the funniest
thing ever, so funny that I almost can't believe it
was made. I know, right, I think there is there
is a really tiny sliver space where you could make
it today because that is the character of Jerry Blank,
that she is like offensive to everybody. But the problem

(49:45):
is there's so many people who think, like that's what
they do for comedy, and they're like it's this offensive
deal with it. And you're like, but well, it's not funny.
I wouldn't consider like Amy Sadares to be like edgy comano,
you know, like I was, she was ever going. She's
a classic clown exactly there it is. But I mean
it is troubling to think like you could, like you

(50:07):
couldn't have like a principal black man, the kind of thing.
And there are there's just so many good lines with
the supermodel in that episode. It's like I'm doctor sending
something supermodel ten years ago modeling agent told me what
my dreams are and you can too. And then when
she takes the test to see what it's like, what's

(50:30):
your favorite color lemon rest, she's lying it's your favorite animal, kitten.
I mean the in the first scene of the second
scene of the first episode, you have Stephen Colbert writing
on the chigboard and don't make it bag yes and

(50:56):
the other reason. And we don't know what exactly the
Native Americans did to the buffalo, but it was something
because they all committed suicide by jumping in front of
the white man's bullets. You know, you know, I think
that I hope you feel I'm gonna tell you what
people have told me and that I haven't taken to hearts.
As as she pours the more burgundy, you gotta like

(51:19):
really understand, like how how wonderful you are on that
show and on every show, but but but really on
this show that is so tough to crack, like you
really are are pretty incredible. Well that's very very sweet, Bowen.
I mean, I think the world to you, and so
I'll take that from you. I think it's I love

(51:41):
it so much, and I you know, I was attached
since two thousand and eighteen or whatever, and so I
got a lot of time with the material and got
to say, hey, can we lower the key of this song?
But I think it's just since I loved it so much,
it was you know, and you love so you'll be
better at it. Ye yeah, yeah, I mean it's it

(52:04):
really is like so special and there's something powerful about
it being shot like one of those you know, Golden
Age musicals. Um, did you ever meet Chris Katelly the choreographer? Can?
I feel he is one of my favorite parts of
this whole thing, and I feel like my favorite note
I've ever gotten, and I think, like you'll appreciate this.

(52:27):
And he was like when you just about how these
old stars used to like flirt with the camera really
because of these five shots, and it was like, you know,
these women are doing these suits, but it's like, oh,
it's turning out of the camera. And it was like
an if you'll notice next time you watch it. Anytime
I dip in that show, my head is out to
the camera, and I think, just from now on, anytime

(52:49):
I dip, I'm looking at a camera and I'm like,
thank you, Chris Caatelly that's my favorite note I've ever gotten.
And I thought we do that. We all don't know.
If you just watched the Jimmy fallon something stupid sketch,
I had a dip in my head to camera. This
is one of those lifelong notes. Really, it really is.

(53:11):
It's one of those. I love it. I love it.
I will say also like I had just had another
light bulb moment, which is that Kristin China With played
Velma von Tussle with Dove Cameron who was Amber and
the thing, and also just watching christ and China With
with dark hair playing this thing, and oh, yes I do.
And I just feel like she's just giving you China

(53:35):
With at such a high level. And my one friend
text to me, he was like, channam With is a
standout on this show. And I was like, well, imagine
she wasn't, Like imagine China With came and we were like, yeah, no,
China wasn't landing in this musical theater show called June.

(53:59):
She's so right, and I feel like she was like
the first that I was actively like quoting because she
does things like that, used to do that. She has
another one she goes, okay, ab duct that's in a
later episode, but just get ready for it, okay, And

(54:19):
she's three ft six. She's three ft six and her
hands are this bit one of our shortest icons. She is.
And Alan singing that song in the second episode is
so freaking funny. Are you That's so sweet? I mean

(54:43):
I feel like I cried the whole thing anyway, in
a good way. Good tears, good cries. And I will
say this speaking of crying, Like the second episode, you
are so good and you're giving us parts of Cecily
that we've never seen, and that's what I love. I'm like,
I like that scene. Spoiler alert, big big beat here

(55:06):
so people can skip. But when you guys decide you're
gonna be when you guys decide you're gonna break up temporarily,
I'm sure I hope, um, but you are so good
in that scene. I'm just like wow, Like I don't know,
I just whenever, whenever, like my favorite people on SNL
get like a like eighty with Shrill and like I'm

(55:28):
telling you, when you guys see Vanessa in this show,
Vanessa has a scene in the pilot. Vanessa has a
scene in the pilot where I'm just like I wish.
I literally in the scene, I'm like receiving the information.
She's like telling it to me, and I'm like, I
was literally crying, and I was like, the camera isn't
on me, but they're I'm giving good stuff, but I'm
trying because she of her performance, like it's so funny

(55:51):
and so good and so whenever you guys get a
chance to show like another shade that isn't you guys
being the best clowns, I'm always like, I just I
get so excited, and like in watching this, I was like,
this is so exciting the cheers of a clown as
they say I think, I mean, I think all of
us are very good criers. Yeah, I don't know. I

(56:13):
don't know that I I haven't really been tested in
that way. And I'm maintenance. I cried on high maintenance,
but yeah, I don't know. It wasn't like but it
wasn't that kind of like I would eat my shoe.
If you're not a good crier, I know you are

(56:33):
because you feel things. He's a really good crier in
real life, Like sometimes like something like Bowen in real life,
when he cries, you can tell he's been trying to
hold it back and then he cries and you're like no,
like I was trying. I cried today to Bowen on FaceTime.
I love to hear it. I'm a big crier. You

(56:55):
gotta you have to get these cries out astrologically, what's
your deal? Oh? Could you guess? Are you scorpio? Are
you trust God? I'm I'm notorious? Areus? Okay? Got it?
And this is that, this is the mystique, This is
the intrigue that Cecily cultivates some va scorpio intrigue. I

(57:20):
guess not at all. I'm in a fucking tide. This
is aquarious, baby, And you would never guess what this
all this blue around me on this blue shirt and
the fact that I just said I wept earlier. But
I am a Pisces rising faces cancer, Pisces in mercury
as well. I'm the water all over. When you said no,

(57:41):
I'm not a scorpio. I had to sort of shutter
because you know who's one of the Scorpio kings is
bon Yang. Well listen, my dad and my brother are
both scorpios. I just I have no water in me. Yeah,
But and yet you are still You're still in touch
with your your emotional center, your emotional but it is
very much like it's an intellectual of well trying to
understand my emotions. Yes, oh yeah, I relate to that.

(58:05):
Definitely definitely relates as opposed to being like just help
take take me away, which that's my hilarious impression of
a water sign. You know, sometimes I'll be like, I
can't I there's the water size of my life? Are
being exhausting right now? Well, okay, I have I have
a really basic question, which is in that scene where

(58:26):
you guys have that have that break up, I mean,
how many takes was that? How many takes did you
do total? And did you save it for your coverage?
Like what was that like? Now? I think I cried
every take, every and both sides because and also I
feel like when you when we were doing it, and
the other thing is we didn't have to. We didn't
do a lot of takes, which I really loved about Barry.

(58:47):
He was kind of like if he got it, he
got it, and he was like the director ever says
to you, let's get one more. Just like that, He's like,
they're wasting your time. I love this berry because and
also they had to spend so much time setting up
these shots and it's just like the amount of time
that people put in and there's COVID and what so
to not mess around with eight thousand takes, which was great,

(59:11):
but I think also when you give something to the
person that's on camera, then they give a better performance too.
Always I feel like it's kind of crazy too, Like
now almost everything that's coming out now like has been
shot during COVID, Like it's it's weird to think that now,
Like we used to think that was like a novelty, like, oh,

(59:32):
was shot during COVID, Like they pulled it off. But
now it's like everything that we're seeing now that has
been shot during COVID was that that was? Was that
shot at a time where that was very hard in
the fall? Right? Yeah? I think it was just like
every again, like everything else that was being done. Um,
it wasn't like very different from SNL, I guess, but

(59:53):
you know it's like you're being tested and but in
Vancouver because they didn't have an break like us, so
they would shut down if like testing couldn't keep up,
like if you could if the test couldn't get done
fast enough. This is the science why they say it.
If the testing couldn't get done in the labs and

(01:00:16):
that's so fast, she was saying, then they would shut
you had to everybody had to shut down. So it
was really like they weren't shutting down because of cases.
They were shutting down because of testing. But we wound
up like we got through the whole show and we
didn't get shut down. We were really lucky. But I
also think, like you make a commitment to each other,
like we get to do this and we get to
do musical theater especially, and we get to sing, and

(01:00:38):
we get to kiss and dance and hug that. It's like,
then don't go out to eat. It's fine. We can
make this commitment for seven weeks because we get to work. Yeah,
that's that's really fair. That's beautiful. So there's kissing more
kissing in the show, so maybe there's a little bit
more kissing. I can't wait to hear I can't wait

(01:00:59):
to see you and Aaron's bate come out the other
side of that tunnel. And I hope that they bang.
I really hope they bang. We'll see, well, I guess
you left tune in Friday July. There we go not
everyone can do that high waisted thing, but he's really

(01:01:19):
doing that high waisted thing. Yeah, he's like a little news.
He's body that tight sort of musicals in a little news.
He's cap too. Yeah yeah, but I will say I
just want to and not to you know, blow when
you think. But there's gonna be a high make meal
that's going to be very I think, another exciting thing
for an audience. There's gonna be what high make camal

(01:01:43):
another hank in. There's another hunk. We're getting another hunk
and we're getting Jane Wikowski. We're getting hunk of Jane
Kirkhowsky comes on, Oh, hunk of talent. More like okay,
the hun in everywhere. Yes, she does the splits behind me.

(01:02:04):
It's like upside down and well you'll see she's amazing.
Speaking of death drop and splits and talent. What are
we thinking of All Star six? Because I know you're
a super fan, right, Okay, what what was the last
I had a very crazy week, But you know what
it is. There's like some people, I'm like, okay, let's

(01:02:25):
get through a couple of these. I'm actually liking ginger
Mine a lot. I always like Acaria. Yeah, where are
you guys said, what are you thinking? Yeah? I was
disappointed with this last episode. I appreciate this season for
making me like queens who I didn't have any opinion

(01:02:47):
on before. I'm like, oh, like, I like that. I
I am into Rajah. Yeah, I like that. I'm into
definitely a better showing for Raja. Yeah much. Yeah, she's
like really fun. Also, I have to tell you like
and this last episode spoiler alert if you haven't seen it,
skip ahead, But Scarlett Envy got eliminated. And I've been

(01:03:10):
liking Scarlett Envy. I like, I constantly feel like she
kind of gets the short ends and I'm like, her
drag is really good and I don't I don't know.
She stuck for everyone and one of those everyone's might
be me, but that's but I say that with respect
and go. And she's gorgeous and great at it as
they are. And there's one other queen that is not

(01:03:33):
for me, But I'm like, who cares about? I don't
want to criticize these amazing queens, but I'll say it
and I'll mouth it to you. This queen drives me nuts.
Oh okay, yeah, my dad wanted me to sing First
Friends and we beat me and that's why I can't
do this choreography. And I've been like the only person

(01:03:57):
I can say that is Michael Jackson. Yeah you you
you were aghast. You you you you helped them with
their roast. Oh I loved that episode. Yes, I don't
know if I helped much, but I was there? Did you?
You were great? Wait? But what what season was that?
That was All Starts for you were my favorite queen,

(01:04:21):
But I did, and I didn't know, like I was
doing All Stars, I didn't know that I was going
to be seeing Mona and then I was like, well,
this isn't fair because I'm going to of course I
want you to win. Yeah, so you were like a
mone fan from from back Oh big time. Yeah. I
love money and saw her one woman show My birthday

(01:04:42):
in New York was great. Right. You had my favorite
guest judge introduction line, which was, well you look cute
and then you rugos ex beastly strong. You look cute,
and you said I don't get cute. I get dropped
at garge as. That's very James, and it's very James
Anderson reading on it. I was gonna say, how dare

(01:05:03):
we talk about these queens without mentioning that pepper Mint
is in the Friend of the Show, Friend of Us
all friends. When she turned around, I was like, oh
my god, I didn't know Miss Peppermint was in this
Misfortune Teller. It was a huge deal. And it was like,
especially also because it is a love letter to Broadway,

(01:05:25):
that it was like Peppermint made Broadway straight first, Yes,
trans woman to originate a role, Yes, yes, yes, it
had over heels and I'm it's so she's just like
she makes history all the time and it's like no
big deal to her and she's so funny and so amazing.
Another Aquarius. And I hope that I'm like, if we

(01:05:48):
get a season two, I hope that it's the world's
less Covidy and like we get to have more of
Peppermint because it was hard to get it was hard
to fly people out, like oh, and you were supposed
to be in the show, but we couldn't, you know,
timing gut changed, sure, of course, and then Nest and
all is happening I've heard, I mean, I don't know where.
So so by the way, the show is co created

(01:06:08):
by um Singlepaul and Ken Dario uh wonderful people, and
when we when we closed the room, there were very
interesting directions in which the show could go. Because you'll
you'll see without spoiling anything, you know, it just it
just the things are left in a very interesting place,

(01:06:29):
not in a way that you would expect. Even now
as an audience member, I'm very excited um for people
to finish this season. I have a prediction. I have
a prediction for what's going to happen. And I've only
seen two episodes. And I didn't write in the room
and wasn't to start our producer of the show. So
and understand that I'm not, Oh, I wasn't a consulting producer.
I was. I'm just like a fan. So readers, no,

(01:06:49):
I'm just like you when I say this. The way
I think it's gonna end is that it's gonna be
like Jurassic World, and I think the characters from the
show are going to creep into the real world. I
really think that. Oh that's I think Chennawi is gonna
I think the last shot is going to be Chennaw
in like um A Gelson's and she's gonna be go

(01:07:10):
walking through and she's gonna you know, She's gonna be
walking to the Girlson's and then I'm like, ma'am, you
need what is this? Yeah, she's gonna be in the
Galson's an l a supermarket. You need to wear a mask,
man co Covid is gonna be and she's like, I
don't and that cut to black, and then you know
Season two is gonna be like Drastic World where the
where the where the dinosaurs sort of come into the

(01:07:31):
worst beautiful. I thought that, did you ever see um
Barbara streisand do that with Anne Hathaway and Daisy Ridley
heard it? Yeah, So there's like a featurette that is
like her coaching them and she it's so funny because

(01:07:55):
she's just like giving the notes, like and she's like,
watched Barbara's direct is I just I love it. I'm
you have to watch the featurette of Barbara doing all
those songs with people. You gotta absolutely Well, that's all
I had to say about that, boh and anything on Barbara.
We love Barbara. We love that she only does movies

(01:08:16):
now where she is sitting down, sitting down, I want
to be comfortable, Sudie and I saw one of my
favorite memories of my life is when Sudy and I
went to go see Barbara The Music, The Magic, The Memory,
Barclay's and it was Barbara back in Brooklyn and we
went and we were sitting all the way in the
back and Sudie and I like, we were so excited.

(01:08:38):
We love Barbara so much. I was raised on Barbara,
like funny girl was on like every day in my house,
so um, we're there, and she before every song, she
had like an interlude that was like, well, you know,
they told me that they label told me they wanted
this picture for the cover of the album. And it's
like a picture that's bad. And she's in the crowds

(01:08:58):
like she goes, well, you know, I told them I
wanted this picture and it's like the album and then
everyone's like She's like, and you know what, did win
the Grammy for the Best Album cover. So anyway, this
is the way we were. And she would go in
and sing and like kill it. She did Papa, can
you hear Me? And it was like bracing ly good.

(01:09:19):
It was insane. But before every musical number from Lentil,
before every number, I'm not kidding, Sudi can verify every
number there was a preamble that was someone told me
they thought one thing, I told them another and I
was right. And then she started to go off on politics.
This is pre election, so she went off on politics,

(01:09:41):
and one woman like behind us, was like, we don't
want to hear this. We want to hear you sing,
shut up, shut up, and we're like, what did you
think was gonna happen? You came to a Barbera Stris
and show in the year of Yeah, did Barbara's did
she go Patty and go like? Who was that? She

(01:10:02):
didn't hear it, But I'm happy she didn't because I
think here it would have derailed the entire show. Barbara's
shouting to the nose bleeds, who said who said that?
Who said that? Who said? No? I want to talk,
let's talk. Remember Manila lose on insane Barbara? Oh, that was?
I mean, it wasn't it was? It was it was

(01:10:25):
borderline something. We love Manilla? We do love Manila? Do
we love Manila? I love Manilla. That's just like because
I get Manila lose on a lot or you do.
So it's more like I'm being It's like self like
I like her because I'm loving myself. When I say

(01:10:47):
that people tell you you're giving mania on what like
that we look alike? No, I take I sort of.
I think Manila is gorgeous. Yeah, I'm very happily take that.
I just I don't see it for either of you. Okay, well,

(01:11:09):
I can't wait till my concert when I go. Well,
you know, when a lot of people told me enough
like Manila Luzon. But you know what I said, I
think I do. Anyway, here's the way we were that
I went on to be right people, Right, have you
been dying to sing on a televised program that wasn't

(01:11:29):
Saturday Night Live because you can sort of like really
pop off? Probably not? No, really, there's good safety to
Saturday Night Live kind of that. It's like because it's
sketch comedy. It's always like we get to be charactery.
You don't have to be good, you know how Like
I have to get so drunk to do karaoke. I
don't know karaoke because I feel this is gonna sound

(01:11:52):
really obnoxious. But I don't like karaoke because I'm in
pain afterwards, and I don't like to feel like I
screamed and it's hard to sound. It's actually are to
sound good. You do, You're like you never know what
the key is gonna be, and you're like, oh, this
is the weird part of the song. I don't totally
know right right right. I've always like practicing beforehand and

(01:12:12):
like that's not a fun night. What song do you
think Bowen and I do every time we do karaoke
and have the harmonies, m lock, What song do you
think we do? Oh, that's tough. I don't think I
know the answer to this itself. There's so like I
just feel like that could be anything, because there's a
lot of like, you know, it could be like always

(01:12:32):
this wonder wall. It could you know, that would be
like a confusing one. It could be a Cranberries. It
could be take Me or leave Me. No, we've actually
never done take merely Me, which is kind of shot.
Never done take me. We do. We do let Me
be Your Star from Smash, but it's not on karaoke.
We've done it on a screen, on a screen with

(01:12:53):
the words on it. How do you do it? We do.
We've done a live we do it live with a
piano and we know we're off book and we don't
need No, you don't need the words. We don't needed
the words. Do you understand? Who do you think Katherine McPhee?
And who do you think is the Megan healthy? This
is an easy question. I would say, Bowen, is Megan healthy? Yes, yes, okay,

(01:13:19):
I'm Katherine. I'm sort of Catherine in my mix at
the top, and then Bowen comes in with actually, yeah, yes,
And I still talk to my dog like you wanted
to talk to him? Are you ready for dinner? My love? Hello,
my love? Do you miss feel? I feel bad for her?

(01:13:41):
I feel like, oh good evening, my love? Would you
like my love? She's I felt so bad for her
because I feel like the limes really kind of well
limes and Akayolanda Harded syndrome. It's kind of like Luke
Garrig's disease. If I ever do get lines, I don't

(01:14:03):
have lines. I have Yolanda had dude syndrome. Like that's
that's that's how I how I'll tell people. Did people say,
because I didn't watch Beverly Hills before this season, did
she have Munchhausen's No. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but there
wasn't there. But Lisa Rinna heard she got a text
on a friend and while they were in Dubai and

(01:14:24):
she was in like a black turban and they talked
it out. Though I just had a friend. I just
my friend told me much. I got a text. I
don't know what it means. And they were all in
turbans in Dubai talking about and that's why we love

(01:14:45):
that show. Beverly Hills is great. And also Beverly Hills
is great in New York. When it's great is great.
And Potomac is always killing it. I've I've like, I'm
so late on Potomac and it did so much for me.
I loved it so much. I just got into it,
and I'm like very ready now for this new season.

(01:15:07):
We're only two episodes into this new season and I
think it's I think it's I think it's interesting so far.
I don't think it'll it'll quite reach that like ugliness
as last season, which kind of didn't love. I didn't
love the ugliness for I didn't love it either, but
it did fuel the second half in a way that
felt interesting. I was like, well, I'm watching, I'm like,
I'm Keen in every single moment. Now. Yeah, Bowen was

(01:15:29):
on Watch What Happens Live with MONI with mon So
that was like yeah, like during the thick of it,
it was like this, it was like the episode. It
was the episode after that that like Barnyard, like like
fight and I was just like the wine Barnyard, the
wine barn. Uh. Well, I was like, you know, I

(01:15:49):
support human. I didn't. I didn't say I support you Monique,
but like but like they like threw it over to me.
They were like, but what do you have to do? Right? Yeah,
They're like, what do you have to say about all
the Potoma stuff? I was like, I just hope there's
space for radical you know, compassion. And you said fuck
Ramona Singer, that white supremacist. Yeah, well there's what you said.

(01:16:12):
I hope she dies, I said, I hope she dies alone.
I said, I said, she's a white supremacistaid she dies alone. Absolutely,
I'm gonna die alone. But I hope I look fabulous
doing it. I want someone to hold me. You're a
really cute guy. What did you guy? You are? You

(01:16:32):
guys are really cutute guy? So humiliated, You're like, how
is this happen? My fifty best girlfriends and two hot
guys coming up? Said? I just said by to my
fifty best girlfriend. You're not one of them, big deal,
you're not one of them. You're embarrassing me in front
of guys. You're because you're vagina is out. I don't

(01:16:53):
want to talk like that, okay, because that is not
what That's what sexy. Okay, sexy is you know, tickling
with a little feather? Okay, okay, anything nasty because now
you're being nasty. Okay? And oh my god, Porthsonia and
her thing about guard do you remember what she called someone? Well,

(01:17:13):
I don't talk to you because I need to know
what are your thoughts? What are your thoughts on the
rumors that Bethany may return. I loved Bethany. I gotta
say it. And you know why I loved Bethany because
nobody burned Ramona Singer like Bethany Frankel and I could

(01:17:34):
watch that all day every day. You don't support other women.
And then like the waiter would come over and remontedness
and Bethany be like, what is this? Well, now she's
just telling her life. I guess we're doing this now
because it's some weirdo talking telling her. He was always
like just out of nowhere. She would just and Ramona
was like, Bethany, I don't and it was just like

(01:17:55):
Bethany burns Ramona, so well, yeah, I don't like Bethany.
I think she's chaotic, evil, but I will say she
is unfortunately a star and funny. And when I was
recently my friend Patrick is really is watching was watching
New York from the beginning and it's it's the season
two reunion when they're like ganging up on Kelly Ben

(01:18:15):
Simone and they're like, you can't talk to It's like
talking about Humpty dumpty. Funny. And my other favorite moment
is when she puts on that tiny little bikini to
tell Luanne about Tom. Oh my god. So I've heard
something about Tom. Tell me it's not about Tom. Oh God.

(01:18:38):
And then she goes it's like, question Mark, I just
heard a rumor about you. Period that was like I
couldn't believe her life fell apart in slow motion for
so long. I can't believe. But she looks so great

(01:18:58):
and I almost like that the price that she paid
to some which her life is crazy and she but
she looks so good, so good. But isn't it isn't
that Ramona's deal with the wa They're like, don't you
want their doctors? Yeah, I mean they all look incredible.
I mean they all do right, they all there's bones,

(01:19:20):
structures and bodies that I don't have access to, but
the doctor I want to know because I think they
look so good. Yeah. You know. It's like I said, like,
whenever I'm home and I've been home a couple of
times UM recently, and I make my mother watch Housewives
with me and she doesn't naturally like it. So every
time I put it on UM, she always comments like, wow,

(01:19:42):
that one's had a lot of work done. Look at
the work on that one. Wow, they've all had so
much work done. And I'm like, mom, we're post this like, yes,
this is the this is the way they look. We're posted.
We we can't comment. I was like, I can't write.
Marais and she's got botox and she goes, she goes
these women they have too much work done. I'm like, Mom,
this is just this is what it is. And then

(01:20:04):
she's like, I don't know, I just don't like it.
And I'm like, yeah, but like twenty five year olds
like have botox now, and don't you look like somehow
they look different, like everybody looks the same when they
get work done to a certain level and they just
look like themselves. They look great. I don't anything something.

(01:20:25):
Yeah it's good. I don't know because I'm always like guys.
I tried electorallysis five years ago once, so I don't
know what anything good. You know. That's like as like
crazy as I get. I used to Chris White strip everyone.
I think I'm not, but you you look you have

(01:20:48):
great teeth. Good teeth too when you do the crest
White strips. I haven't in years. I think you should.
I think we're serving face. You should Accordion style and
we're serving face. Did we all watch Legendary? Oh my
god face? I mean, wait, what was her name? Shannon? Shannon,
Shannon mother Shannon? Oh my god? Wait, Matt has to

(01:21:08):
Matt has to watch Legendary. Are you not watching Legendary? No? No,
I watched season one and then I've held I haven't.
I've been to you. It's really more. I want to
watch it all in the block right now. I have
to watch all these Kiana Reeves movies. Um to the
episode of the Kiana thing I'm doing on HBO Max
Movie podcast streaming now. Presented by a heart video. Thank you, Max,

(01:21:30):
You're so good. You're so good solo, Matt, you're really
listen to you. I listened to the beginning. I haven't
listened to the whole thing, but so good and so
so funny. I don't thank you for listening to it anyway,
It's been cute. Um, But anyway, I'm gonna listen to it.
I just you guys both need to come on. I'm
gonna have you both on, um and that'll be a

(01:21:51):
fun bring us on to talk about. You should convince
HBO Max to have Yentel on the platform and then
we'll both come on and talk about yentle Yes, I
have to see what movies are coming up and pick
one for each of you. Um. And also, I just
feel like there's just so much, Like I want to
watch Loki, I want to watch Legendary Bons yelling, yelling
at because I still haven't watched Watchman. Like, there's so

(01:22:12):
much I want to watch this on White Orchid or whatever.
It's like my new Mike White show, White Lotus. Yeah,
I heard, It's unbelievable. There's so much. Yeah, you've got it,
You've got great. Jennifer Coolidge work, Great Britain work. Steve, Hello,
Hello God. For a second, Stevenson, I mixed with Ian's

(01:22:35):
do you say zeer Ring or sign ring or said either?
Never said either. The second I was like, Wow, Bowen
is a real fan of Ian zeer Ring, but clearly
you're not. Natasha Rothwell is in it. Natasha, come on

(01:22:55):
the Queen and talk about someone who's over due to Bowen.
We need to get Natasha on next week. We should
ask you for next week. Did one of the best
comedic monologues I've ever seen at u c B where
she played a flight attendant and anyway, watch it, just
search it Natosha ross Ball UCB flight attendant monologue. She's

(01:23:18):
so fucking good and not not obviously she's done bigger
things than that UCB monologue, but like, yeah, anyway, I
think it's time to move to I Don't Think So Honey.

(01:23:40):
So I think we've sort of moved to that episode
of at that point in the episode where we do
I Don't Think So Honey, which is a sixty second
segment that we have here on Lost Cultures. That's, by
the way, my head just sort of rent running over
look at the speedo. I got sent today. Oh you right,
it's it's from Homo homoke. Um it says yeah the

(01:24:04):
Homoco anyway that said it to me and my my, my,
my hand ran over it and so I just had
to show it. Um. That wasn't product placement, just it
was literally right here. Um. Okay, So this is a
sixty second segment where we absolutely pop the f off
sorry on an item of culture or anything in the

(01:24:27):
world really that we just feel like dressing absolutely down.
And it's done in every single episode of Lost College,
and this eppisode will be no exception. So bowen, I
do have something. Okay, this is Matt Rodgers. I don't
think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
The seat covers for toilets, thanks, but no thanks. It's

(01:24:49):
made of ship fabric. Like what is this? It's like
it's like the consistency of half a piece of toilet paper.
And then you have to negotiate it. You have to
cut out the middle part so you can lay it
down over a seat. So you don't like fucking, I
don't know, get a little bit of piss on your
ass skin, Get grow up. If you're a gay man,
who eats ass. You can sit down bear ass on

(01:25:09):
a goddamn toilet. I'm over it also, not for nothing.
But if I don't want to have that little piece
of piss on my ass, what you do is you
take the toilet paper and you you do just so
you get it off, or do what I do. Just
take four strips of toilet paper and creatively put it
on the seat. It's also gonna be better than that fat,

(01:25:30):
stupid ship that they put on there. Also, while i'm
at it, automatic toilet flushers, thanks for nothings. I'm gonna
do it myself. I don't need to have you in
my head. Afy, what do I leave the bathroom? And
then I'm concerned that you don't flush. I know there's
a button, but you can't always find it. I don't
think so, honey. And that's one minute I'm gonna have
to just I'm gonna have to disagree with you on

(01:25:53):
this one baby. At the gym, at the airport, at
all these places. I'm like the airport, it's important place, Mama.
So you what you do is you take four pieces
of toilet paper and do it on the seat. Because
you can't negotiate with these toilet seat covers. Keep unnegotiable.
You have nonegotiable extra half second to align, Mom, sweetie, No, no, no,

(01:26:20):
this is work, darling deer. You can take those covers,
darling dear, and you can blot them on your face
if you want to get the shine off to those
absorbable well. I'm not very shiny ever, hun because I
put sunscreen on every day, so I make sure that
well made enough for you. Blotch bitch. All I'm saying
is you have to do so much business to get

(01:26:42):
the toilet sea cover on the toilet bowl seat. And
I'm just like, I'm sorry, but need the toilet. What
I've done to start the toilet flush when it starts?
Because see and I'm like, now what is my body? Gen?
What movement has happened? Your concerned? And you know these

(01:27:08):
toilets I'm talking about the white toilets white And they're like, oh, sorry,
I guess I thought you were done because most people
will be done right now. You're like, I'm peeing, Get
over it. They flush so aggressively to They're like the
ones that go and send the water. You get the splashback.
And I hate that when you have the water from

(01:27:30):
the toilet bowl, from the flush, the aggressive flush hit
your but and then you have to like deal with that.
I'm like, get out. It's like a hard enough thing
to ship at all, and now you're gonna make it
this much difficult. I don't think so, honey. And if
I'm in a public restroom at a gym or an

(01:27:50):
airport and I have to ship, I don't have time
to do the toilet bowl cover. It's an emergency because
right we're not choosing to go number two in public
if we can help. Never once in my life. I
literally I don't I don't know what it is, but
like I would rather I'd rather die. I'd rather die

(01:28:12):
than like than like go to the bathroom in a
public place, Like no, that's sacred. That's what my toileboles
at home is for. And I just like it's like
everything about it. It's like that's the crack in the
stall door that is wide, Like are you kidding? Like anyone,

(01:28:32):
any any goose and gander could could like look in
here and see me in the throws. And now I'm
like thinking about that. The toilet sea cover is constantly
sliding off. It's an untrustworthy lock for sure, untrustworthy lock. Also,
the toilet sea covers like are not wide enough to
cover the whole seat, so it's like just like it's
like you're not aligning it. This is I also have

(01:28:55):
a huge fatass, so it's like it's not working. Wait,
get a screenshot of this. It's gonna be the episode thing.
Did they get it? They're fired. If they didn't, they're fired. Okay, okay,

(01:29:17):
trying to save your job, We got it. Now, bowen
Yang is gonna pop off. So you just stargree with
mine and I will see if I disagree with yours.
This in essence is boen Yang's. I don't think so Honey,
her time starts now. I don't think so Honey's. Secs

(01:29:39):
Pizzas closing down, going out of business right as marijuana
legalization is really starting to take off in this country.
It is the ultimate quintessential stoner chain restaurant. And yet
I'm in Cleveland, Ohio, the land that you would would
of the free you would think, the land of the
SEC's pizzas you would think. And I brought some exquisite

(01:30:02):
edibles with me on my trip here, and I thought,
I'm gonna pop one of these to get an uber.
I'm gonna go to a Cecy's Pizza and eat alone
because I'm willing to go on that journey for myself.
I don't care who sees me. I am going to
the CC's pizza alone and yet not a say. I
open up Google Maps, I type in Cecy's Pizza into
the into the search bar. All of them pop up

(01:30:24):
on my map. They say permanently closed. We have this
is I don't think so honey to society for letting
Cecy's Pizza fail right as marijuana legalization is about to
be a popular phenomenon in this country, and I think
it's terrible timing. It's say, it's diabolical timing. Does feel
like that's on us? Yeah, it is on us. And

(01:30:45):
one plus, I feel so bummed for you. I'm so
I devast blessed you. I felt like, you know, we're
going through Bowen's problems, but you still can bless ye always.

(01:31:08):
He will always bless me. Culture number number he will
always are we talking about our God? Depends depends on
your some cultures the internet corner of the Internet, you
know that's I really just wanted to really put that
out in the conversations. Cecy's pizzas were really an important

(01:31:30):
part of the fabric of chain restaurants in this country,
and the fact that they're gone means that, you know,
we're deprived. We were like finally, yeah me, yes, hod
is legal. And what happened to Cecy's. It's so shitty too.
You know that everyone at CC's is just like so
vomited because they were about to make huge money, I know,

(01:31:53):
and then they were about to go. Okay, Cecily, are
you ready for and I don't think so, honey. Oh sure, okay,
I it And I just apologized in advance. No, don't
do that will be mine is me. Guys know this
is Cicely Strong. I don't think so, honey. Her time

(01:32:15):
starts and now okay, I don't think so honey. Wood Chucks, Okay,
I am China. My little fat ass is trying to
grow vegetables in my garden and these motherfucker's and I
am like a zen Buddhist and I can't kill anything.
And these motherfucking woodchucks. I looked out of my window

(01:32:35):
the other day and six of them are living in
a hole. They have like the Montreal Underground mall outside
of my house. I have had to borrow, not borrow,
I've taken used cat litter and ground up blood. It's
like this powder that you have to spread. I am
on like farming blogs to try to understand how to
deal with these motherfucking woodchucks. And I was out there

(01:32:58):
in like flip flops holding a big the other day
my dog the baby wood chuck. It was the worst day,
and I was going, Lucy no, Lucy no, And these
motherfucking wood chucks ate my broccoli, they my lettuce, They
and my little fat ass is trying to grow my
vegetables in the Hudson Valley mess one minute. The other

(01:33:20):
day this is awful. Well we got the other day twice.
The other day my little fucking ass or whatever. My
little fat ass is trying to grow little that sucks
man motherfucker's and they look so cute, but they just

(01:33:42):
why wouldn't you let Lucy fight them? Because I was like,
I can't see my dog kill and I can't see
my dog get beaten up by a baby. What if
she what if she wants to kill though I can't
have that. It'll change our relationship it's too late in
the game when a dog kills or when a dog

(01:34:06):
like when a dog like does something even on Kouth,
I'm like, I don't don't like, I don't want to
on my friend's bed on Thanksgiving once, Oh my god.
And I was like looking at her and I was like,
I don't even know who you are as I walked
in on it, I don't even know who you are.
Who you are she's shipping and pissing. It was like

(01:34:29):
because she was like shoving off to their pug Banjie.
It was like the two little girls going off to
smoke cigarettes. It was like two little dogs. And my
dog was like, I want to see something really bad.
I'll poop and pee on their bed and motherfucking chaos demon.
And then yeah, and I was like I have to
go take a walk around the block because then I
broke a wine glass and it was like, forget it, Lucy,

(01:34:51):
and I've ruined everything. We've ruined. Thanks. You know, what
are we gonna do about these woodchhogs. I'm trying to
figure that out. We got to help reader. If you,
if you have any suggestions, please send them our away. Well,
and I know about Kitty litter, and I have the
all the the ground up blood. It's blood, isn't that gross?

(01:35:13):
I mean so it's like you have to make your
whole home stink in order to deal with wood checks.
And that stinks to me. You said Montreal Underground mall,
and I got the full picture, really exactly, an empty
and I also have now I have like six little spikes.
So anytime you walk around my house, you always are

(01:35:34):
like hey, because they're supposed to be like sonar, I
don't know. Nothing works, nothing works. And they're really they're
really killing the garden. Yes, when they get in, I
mean they they eat it all. What are you trying
to grow? I'm trying to grow broccoli. I'm trying to
go broccoli. I'm trying to go sunflowers, cucumbers, tomatoes, roma, tomatoes.

(01:35:59):
I'm growing cosmos. I'm growing like the Harry Hamlin of
the Hudson Valley. I am very much Harry Hamlin. I
don't have the pool because we don't have the fire problems.
Remember the little fire pool. But I felt like I
got it. I understood. Harry Hamlin. Yeah, yeah, you really do,
you really do well, Cecily. This is a new I

(01:36:21):
don't think I've heard you talk about gardening before. This
is a wonderful new I'm not a good gardener. And
that's the other thing is like whenever people come over
and they're like, oh, let me, I can teach you
how to do this, and I'm like no, no, no, no,
that's it's like, that's like, would you say that to
an eight year old with a science kit. You wouldn't like,
say you're doing chemistry wrong. Let them explore. Yeah, that's true,

(01:36:43):
that's true. Well, well, okay, okay, okay. I like that.
I like gardening as a gardening as a thing you find.
You know, Yeah, it doesn't look good, but every now
and then I get to I've eaten some of my
lettuce so far in basil tomatoes. It really tastes better
because because of national effect. Yeah, and some days it

(01:37:04):
was like, you know, dinners all, you got some days
dinners all. It's a real culture number forty eight some days.
Some days in there, COVID really bummed me out today.
So I'm just kind of I'm counting on dinner to
make up for don't. I don't. I don't think I'm
a little I'm a little bummed all over again. I

(01:37:27):
really I meant. I didn't actually mean today. Oh god,
I meant that as like that's when I want dinner. No, No,
let's not even think about it. We're okay, We're fine.
I'm here in a county and I love my mask.
We're gonna keep vaccinating peeps, you know, yeah, right, all right,
let's say and on that hopeful note, on that hopeful

(01:37:49):
note as we look to the future. As we look
to the future, a vaccinated safe America. Yes, wow, should
think of China with what I'm thinking is going to happen.
This again is another one of my predictions, as not
a consulting producer or even the star producer of the show.
I think we're gonna see kristin China with sort of

(01:38:11):
throw off all the dark clothes and she's going to
be bright. I think she's going to have a big
number where she gives her classic like that whole thing,
and I think I think it might happen. I'm shaking
my little shoulders. Everything was beautiful ends gilt. You laugh,

(01:38:37):
because it would be good. It would be great. That's
a great idea. And as a consulting producer on the show, Yeah,
something I think about okay, Well, everyone, please watching an
Apple TV Plus and please read the book. This will
all be over soon, and come mean us in Great Barrington.

(01:38:59):
My don't chock um meeting the fans. We love me,
and and please watch Saturday Night Live when it comes back.
Maybe we'll both be on it, maybe one of us
will be, maybe neither of us will be. Who we're
gonna who knows what the future may hold, but I

(01:39:21):
won't be on it. Everyone, you'll be crying on Vanessa's show.
I know. I hope I get it. I'm very excited
for it. Yeah, you should ask the writer's room for that.
I know when I go into visit the writers, I'll
be like, so I really think I should cry when
I go in to visit the writer's time on the

(01:39:45):
show kind of going when I stay high. They yes,
it's good, you know. Sure, I guess. I guess I'm
not invited in there yet, so I guess I don't know,
but I would like to come Nassa Jeremy let me
know him around anyways. Um, God, damn it. You are

(01:40:08):
the best. And this was literally something that we've waited
for for a very long time, and we're so excited
for you. The show. The show is so good at
plural because you're so great on SNL. As we know
Alla John and Shmika. Dune is we love and I
Am coming to that fucking um you. We're giving you

(01:40:28):
a copy. Good yes, good yeah good, well this was huge, Bowen.
We end every episode with a song Smith good Dune
where the sun shines right from July Dune June for
the rest of that song. You gotta watch dude, streaming

(01:40:48):
now on Apple TV Plots. Bye Bye,

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