“Brittany Snow Bunnies” (w/ Matt + Bowen)

Our hosts take a break from their vacation in Ptown to break down The Hunting Wives, give the final word on the finale of And Just Like That, and anticipate an upcoming pop girl takeover… and it may not be who you think! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look, may oh, I see you my own look over
there is that culture.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, lost culture ding Dong. Lost culture is calling. Welcome
to Provincetown. Everyone, We're gonna see there. Interesting.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
No one has come up to us and saying that,
does that mean it didn't stay on the test of time.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Look, we're gonna keep coming back until it catches on
tours and board. You don't have to pay us a
red cent. All I know is we'll be here a
couple of days after this comes out. If no one
comes up to us and things we want to see you,
we'll just know that we're not accepted here. This is

(00:47):
the thing. I don't need to be embraced, accepted by
anyone but me. But the fact is we have been
embraced by the community. We just had a wonderful time.
We went down to women Crafts Province down who presented
them with the award for the Jamie Lee Curtis Award
for Gusto, Enthusiasm and Individuality. It was a wonderful moment.

(01:07):
Shelle gun on the megaphone for the daily career moment
of joy, but the.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Joy twelve thirty four pm every day.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
And we were very, very honored to present her the award,
and of course we stopped into the shop and god,
it was just a really beautiful experience and we had
a lovely time at the Crown and Anchor played Bingo
with Page Turner, hosted by Page Turner. Didn't win Bingo. Yeah,
what's that about? Actually my own't things so honey.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Later you know what I do like And this is
something I didn't really know in culture until we went
last year somewherehere we played.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Bingo, but the bigger markers. Yeah, I like the Bingo
marker totally. I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
And do people really just own Bingo markers to have
when they play Bengo?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
If you're a Bingo person, if you're a Bengo person,
if you are finding yourself at let's the communities that
embrace the mature set, trust and believe. There's a bin
full of Bengo markers. But you know, did you ever
have this growing up?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Look at my hands, Oh yeah, it's got I can't
do anything.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
You have it all over you to look at your forearms,
Oh yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Okay, we're covered in Bengo. Shit, we've got evidence of
the crime. The craft of the craft women crafts We'll
get to the evidence of the crime later because this
Forewarning will be an episode about the originally stars show
turned Netflix megahead, The Hunting Wives.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
We have watched all of The Hunting Wives on this
Province sound journey, because you know, you go on vacation
with your friends, you pick something to watch. We started
Hunting Wives not and I had said on a previous episode,
I did the first episode. Yes, I had no interest,
but then honestly.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I enjoyed it. I don't regret watching it. I'm still
gonna sit with like the camp value of it. Obviously,
it's a camp. It's high nutrition value for camp. As
for the other macros, I'm not sure what do you
mean by that. As for I don't know, we were
just finding ourselves, Like, but wait a minute, if this

(03:23):
person is this person and their dad was this, but
the mom was that. It was that kind of thing.
But that's not what the point of the show is.
And I have to call it right wing, big little lies.
It's red steak, big little Eyes is sort of it
is sort of pushing forward this new market for like
red steak content, which you know, is just that's just

(03:44):
the reality we're living in.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
It was kind of giving like but if you have
the gun, you'll be okay. But it was also giving
queer rights. Like almost every other scene was box eating
is eating box And I have to say, let's just okay,
we're getting into it. This is officially the Hunting Wives
portion of it again.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Begin Brittany Snow, you will always be famous.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Wait can I say, like in a real way, Brittany
Snow Tour.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I love Brittany Snow. Oh, we've loved her since the beginning.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Can we talk about this, like did you remember like
did they do like back in the day when it
was like American Dreams?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Remember back remember American Dreams? Of course I remember American Dreams.
Mandy Moore? Also, whoa cool was it?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Actually? No, no, no, American Dreams was a movie.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Mandy Moore was an American Dreams.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, I'm talking about American Dreams of the TV show.
If Brittany Snow is in, Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm sorry that we can't knock this out. We can't
take this out. That's okay, but I'll be We're with
right in a way, We're both right.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
American Dreams was a Mandy Moore, but American Dreams was
Britney Snow's like first thing, which was I believe a
teen I said, I know that girl's star. Yeah, I've
waited in the wings for Brittany to Snow to get this.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You know, well, of course, I mean, she's not new
to this, She's true to this. You didn't know from
John Tucker Musty. I always knew from ex lest We
forget pitch Perfect and I'm not. I'm I'm on record
as not necessarily being a pitch Perfect super fan. Interesting, but.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think that I had to do with other things
other than it certainly had to do with other things
other than Brittany Snow.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Totally.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I am a Britney Snow fan.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
We are snorting up the snow that is Brittany.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
I'm a snow addict.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm a snow Snow Snow queen for Britney's I'm a
snow bunny for miss Brittany and for all my Kingdom
hearts heads stop.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
She also involved in Kingdom War. I've told you this, no,
but I forget.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
She's nomine and she is hated Panetier's counterpart. Whoa, I
get that for them, So Kyrie hated Paneteer's character. Spoiler
alert gets turned into a heartless in the first game,
which means that her heart is corrupted by Malepicent Holy.
Anytime a heartless is created into the world and nobody
gets left behind, which is the body the husk that

(06:04):
gets left behind. When the heart is extracted and turned
into a dark being, Kyrie turns back to herself my God.
But nomine was created in the process. And nomine is
voiced by Brittany Snow and guess what she draws. She's
an illustrator and Nominee is huge in the lore for
her and for her that casting director, can we just

(06:25):
the casting director of Kingdom Hearts the series is was
a gay man. We have to we have to gay
guys create culture. And we're in Provincetown and we're gonna
start saying it. We're not gonna stop saying it. If
you're a gay guy, congratulation. If you're a gig guy
right now, if you're driving in your car and you're

(06:46):
a gay man, stand up in the car on the
side of the I mean, I will keep telling you.
It's it's Hayden Pannet here, it's Britney Snow, It's Hailey,
Joe Lasmon, it's Jesse McCartney.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Wow, wasn't there someone else Billy Zane Billy Zane, Uh
not Jonathan Billy, not Jonathan Bale.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
That was a different one fourteen game. But and then also, hey,
you guys made to Lance Bass. Of course, Lance Bass.
I'm telling you this is something I'll never forget. In
terms of words together, I'll never forget Lance Bass. As
you know, I've met Britney Snow. She doesn't remember this,
but you guys met at a very queer place we met.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
See, this is how I knew the Hunting Wives was
going to eventually want day become a thing. I met
Britney Snow in passing at a Muna concert at the
Greek and I was on a date with America's Got
Talent contestant, Benjamin Captain, Benjamin high.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Tower, Benjamin hyr But so when you met her at
the Moona concert, yep. Sometimes your friends your friends, you
you had a thought, but in your mind where you said,
I know, hunting life is going to be it.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
All I knew was I was like, she said, Muna
that rocks, and she was surrounded by lesbian women and
I was like, okay, I love this. And I remember
I walked away. I was excited to be on a date.
It was such a handsome man and we walked away
and I was trying to.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Embarrass him, lokey, nothing better than being on a table,
nothing better.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
And he goes, I think that was Britney Snow and
I go, no, it was Britney Snell and we went
back toward our chairers at the Moon of concert. Do
you know who we sat in front of?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Share No?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Later on years later, my vocal coach, Dog Pack.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Who helped us at the Culture Awards.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
So that was a big night and they performed since
You've been Gone, Muna covered, Since You've been Gone. Britney
Snow was there. I was on a date with Captain
Benjamin high Tower, who sang Pink Ponty Club on America's
Got Talent. Years later we were in front of Doug Pack,
who helped us sing the songs at the Cultural Awards.
This was a movement, not a moment. That was one

(08:55):
of those nights.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Where do you think Melan Ackerman was that night? Melan
Ackerman also star of Honeyway. I think she was somewhere.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Getting ready.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, can we say we've been having a big Melan
Ackerman moment over these past couple of days watching her,
because you reach back into your mind, into the annals
of your mind, and you realize how much Melan.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Ackerman has been there. Absolutely, she was the comeback. She
was Juna. She was Juna and the comeback. She baby girl.
She was Katherine Eigel's sister in twenty seven Dresses. Yes,
she was. You loved her in that, so expect her
to monument of course, just an icon, an icon.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I'm to talk about the show. It's one of the
craziest shows in American history. Yeah, the wigs are out
of control, I'll say it, the wardrobe, the production.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Design, I'm gonna say, cinematography, and uh, I'm gonna give
it up for the VFX. Some of those, some of
the gruesome moments had to have been VF and just
so grucio. It's gruesome. Can I say?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
It's one of those things where you're like watching the
show and you're like, oh, no, certainly we're not going
to watch that graphic of a sexual.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
We're not going to see someone.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Die that brutal ate whoa, this is the number one
show in the world right Uh.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Currently that is something else. And then it's Wednesday, and oh, anyway,
it took and it was holding the top spot for
a minute. But we're joining the Hunting Wives thing like
at a little bit late. But I think we needed
it to simmer I think, and uh, I mean it's
still simmering. We just finished it this morning. I loved it.

(10:40):
I loved it. Great performances all around, Christy Matts and
new discoveries for me.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Can I say something and consider this a spoiler alert,
I can't believe they did Christy Mets like that?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I mean, how many did actress? And the way the
way her character sort of developed throughout the season is
just so tough because it's like, well, you did her
like that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I also love that, like this goes for everyone involved.
The accent is like up to you, you know what
I mean. It's like, it's up to you if you
want to do the Texas accent.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Do you think every take was let's do a fun run,
Let's just do one for fun.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I was like, let's do one for fun and just
pretend you know what the accent is. And we're not
saying this about anyone in particular, We're just saying, like,
across the board, like the accent seemed like it was optional. Yeah,
and that did mean halfway through on take you could
just jump in or out of it.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
And I kind of loved. My theory is there is
an uh, there's a character who is Britney Snow's child,
and I think they were. I think they were. I
think it was a test for the audience to see, like,
can you tell that we're also twining this, like we're
swapping this out for a different child actor every single time.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
He's like, but I don't know, maybe maybe, and you
know what you It was enough of a thing where
I was like, is going right? Like is that different person?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah? I think I'm right. I'm not going to go
back and do any digging on this. I just did
whatever when you know, you know, and well now that
Hunting Wives was a cultural event.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I don't think I will watch it again, but definitely
several people we were with on this trip, this was
the second or third time they've watched it. They're like, no, no, no,
I'll watch it again to watch you guys watch totally.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean, does this scratch the itch of like a
desperate housewive in a way? Yeah, that's what I thought.
You know what I mean. It was like it was like, oh, soapy, scandalous,
can't be fun. Like you can tell that they had
fun making it, and like, you know, I'm checking all
the socials from the cast and the crew and they're
all like promoting the show and they're like the show
is insane enjoy I'm like, okay, so they're all like

(12:49):
that makes me think like they're all on the on
the same page.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
See, And that's my thing is I'm like, you have
to remember that, like people that are involved in these
shows like, no, they're fucking crazy that.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
The shows are crazy. Yes, yeah, we have to talk
about a really shocking pegging storyline.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
This to me was we reround a lot of the
show for but we needed to rewind this one scene
several times just to make sure that we.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Were all hearing, and we thought we had heard. Do
you want to describe it? There's a character, a couple
who are very sexually liberated, and you know it's it's
it's quite nice. Actually I loved seeing it. I loved
seeing it. There's a pegging moment and then really grounded

(13:48):
intimacy because it was like, uh, there's an orgasm a
male or a penis orgasm, and then his partner she
kind of like pulls her hand out from under the covers, yes,
kind of like checks checks the grease on it.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, checks to make sure it's let's just say this
confirms that there was ejaculate.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
And then a woman pegs a man, wimpegs a man.
He comes. She pulls her hand out from his from
his from his deck. Yeah, wipes the comb Yep, she
pulls out and the pull out is the withdrawal is
this is the sound?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
And I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Am I wrong? No? Literally?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
She she pulls the peg out of her husband's butthole,
and this is literally it'sa on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Go watch it.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's gotta be one of the seventh episode something like that. Yeah,
that's the sound they make when she pulls out of
his buttole, I said, I've has it.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Ever been like that for you? Like, has that ever
been the sound when someone pulled out?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I can't say. Although this character the the the whole
big was it was on a big guy. Yeah, and
so maybe that it that's the acoustics are different.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Fucks her big husband and when she pulls the peg
out of his butthole.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I wouldn't describe my I wouldn't describe myself as having
anal acoustics.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Just can't believe no, that they sat in a room
and were like, Okay, so to make this moment really
pop and feel real, what do we have to do?

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I what?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
What is it? It's not but it's not going for realism,
you know, like the wigs are an anchor the wig.
The wigs are there to tell you, by the way, Uh,
all of the the only apps these people use are

(15:55):
Uber inst the cart signal, and then uh, the only
drinks any of these characters will be drinking are the
most it's a mimosa in every scene.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Like if women are getting together to have like a cocktail,
they're and they're not drinking a mimosa.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
They're not watching this show show they're.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Having a mimosa every time, or like some sort of
yellow orange drink that's in like an alternate.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Glass, but like could be a mimosa. I mean, but
let's just shout out all of these performances. What is
her name?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
The actress that plays Callie. That's what I was just
looking for because I realized I wasn't I wasn't up.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
To the internet she won the show on the show,
Jamie Ray Newman fantastic the show. Katie low is also
I think.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh Katie Low's it goes all the way back to Scandal.
Oh yeah, so overcommitted to what she's doing. Like, shout
out Katie Low's I'd always loved you even since Quinn
on Scandal.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Oh yeah, And then we have to shout out Durham
and of course an actor named Michael Aaron Milligan doing
really brave work at a trailer door if you know,
you know, showing full front.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Oh sure.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Every episode this show gives you something where you're like, well.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I have to yeah, actually, no, it's fantastic. It's like
we're we're not even being snarky about it. We're just
like we're still processing what we watched and it's it's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
There were parts where I was like huh, but then
every single time we hit play on a new episode,
I was thrilled. Only eight episodes, you can get right
through it.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
There you go. I mean, uh, we had.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
And Britney Snow is legitimately good.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
No, truly fantastic work. And we we've always been Brittany
Snow Snow.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
And you guys were all saying that I'm Malin.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Yeah you're Malin. Do you think I am? You know
who you are? Happy?

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I don't know if you're the murdered girl spoiler. You
might be Dermitt, No, you hit me, spoiler. I think
I'm you know who you are? Your detective Wanda Salas,
you are.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
There were too many characters in the show. I think, yeah,
that's okay, and then that's what these knee like Desperate House.
I've said how many, like seventy five?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I love what they talked about the lib tards, right.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I can't just I can't tell if the show was
like should everyone have a gun?

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Or is it bad that everyone has a gun?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Is there's just so much casual violence and like justified
murder that you're like, well, thank god this person had
a gun.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
And I'm like, well, is gay sex the thing that
leads to ruin or is it the thing that is beautiful?
And you know, it's like it really does kind of
it's a worshack test to the audience.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, it's equal parts queer rights and also gun right.
It's Second Amendment and also obragfeul. Yeah you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
At this point, I was on a date once and
and this guy and I were just kind of like,
you know what, like should we just like prepare ourselves,
should we like go to a shooting range. I have
been wanting to go to a shooting range. I can't
get bring.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Myself down a gun, but I never I would like
to go fire a gun, just to know what it
feels like, just to have an.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Experience, right, I think that's all that's all attainable. Do
you want to go? Sure? You and I shooting gun
and we're amazing at it. That could be his sleigh.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
We've become gun gaze title of that gun gaze.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Gungan God. Jar jar Binks, we missed you, Kang King,
you were one of you were?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Jar jar Binks was queer representation in Star Wars, so
the culture number fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Jar jar Binks was queer representation in Star Wars and
everyone wanted to kill him, and queer representation in the
Galactic Senate at solutely. Maybe there was a Gunguan in
the Senate. Do you think Queen Almidala was a lesbian?
I don't know that there was ever.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Some byes allry byes, all right, I think kind of
lesbian for for Padma to have like body doubles for Abidala,
I'm sorry to have body doubles that had to have
been like kind of like a little Harem situation too,
like you're gonna be me and also we're gonna we're
gonna scissor.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, I guess so, I mean, I just don't. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Anagain, Tommy was gay, explain he was always whining and crying.
He was always like like and also Luke like anagain
Luke like I feel, I believe if there's a gay
gee in the Skywalker's habit, that's a little coachure number
seventy GEB.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
So that means all the way down to Leah, I'm
not down to le Leah. And oh no, Ray was
not a Skywalker. No she was, No, she wasn't. Oh
she was a yeah and that pylo is.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
So yeah yeah but she but he was also a Skywalker.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Wait, okay, now that we're like reevaluate, now that we're
being like a little bit more, I don't know broad
in our definition of camp, I mean no, I mean,
Honeyweons is clearly camp. Show Rise of Skywalker is a
camp movie. I've always said people need to put some respect.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I have always said that Rise of Skywalkers camp and
that when they kissed at the end, that like that
was when it got good.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's like everyone hates that movie for whatever reason. In
the guys, it's good.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
If you hate that movie, you're a baby if you
if you leave any Star Wars movie and like, M like,
shut up, you baby, like go read Ursula kay LeGuin.
A lot of people being babies lately.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Can we just say that, hey, hey.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Baby, you drop you dropped your past the goddamn ground,
put it in your mouth and get sick for all
I care.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
I think what would you call your indebriational level right now?
Level level? My level is level five? Level level five?

Speaker 1 (22:10):
You like a six or seven because I can handle
a little bit more than you, even though I had
a couple more drinks.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Don't presume to know my how about that? I I
need to not I need to only ingest glue to
thion beta alanine creating before a workout, protein isolate after

(22:36):
good look, I need to I need to What goes
in is just as important as what goes out, and
what's what goes out is people would pay top dollar
no you know what I mean, like I I've described
my ships recently as poisonous.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, that is a diet thing, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, what are you putting in? What kind of things
do you ordering late at night? To be honest, talk
about being burrito? Talk about is it because of marijuana
at night? Yeah? Or oh I've been doing a little
like cheese plates at night while I'm watching my show

(23:15):
cheese plates. Do you like a manchego? Do you know
a soft.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Cheese until you wake up in the morning and it's not.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So good and I'm way down, girl, I.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Guess speaking of cheese and reactions to it, we should
talk about the end, just like that finale.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Which I still have not watch. I want you to
speak freely. I actually will thank you. I know about
I've heard about Epcot, played by the incredible Spikelindminder.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Spike, I'm render a friend plays Epcot in the show.
First of all, I gotta say, don't love the whole
thing of like, oh, there's obviously there's like a non
binary character here, and they named them Epcot because I
guess in this world, like all nine trans people have
like weird, fucked up names and are like.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
I just didn't love that the attitude around trans people
on the show is is interesting. It's I wouldn't even
call it interesting. I call it baldly negative. And didn't
love that.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
But I don't know if that's a response to the
whole da Is like debacle or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
But didn't exactly feel there was care.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Towards the trans and non binary community in that last episode.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
And just want to say, separating this.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Entirely from like the way we feel about literally.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
All the actresses that work on that show, who we
adore and love and respect so much.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
That was not great. The way to end that sort
that was not great. I mean the fact that in
the last six minutes.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Of because I don't think they're going to resume the
story of Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte going forward, I feel
like it's probably done.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Don't forget Seema and lv P. Sure, don't forget l VP.
Who's the third LTW with the two dads?

Speaker 1 (25:08):
Yeah, yes, who's Dad's Both dads passed away. All I
know is in the last five minutes of it, just
like that, we saw an overhead shot of a toilet
and poop floated up through the toilet bowl and overflowed.
Look I'm sure you guys all saw it if you
didn't understand that the way that is that a character

(25:33):
named Epcot eats cheese, causes a toilet to clog, and
then one of the last things we see in all.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Of Sex and Carrie Bradshaw's New.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
York and Carrie Bradshaw New York is poop nuggets float
up through the toilet overflow the bowl, and then Miranda
ends up on her hands and knees, and she says,
what is my life?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
And I have the same question. I had very close
to the same question. Now, what is the difference? You
don't have to have a real answer for this, but like,
is it just more disappointing because like that is campy.
I'm sure it's like poor taste and good taste or
whatever in like the son tag way, But it's like,
what's the difference between and just like that doing that

(26:19):
versus hunting wives doing pegging slurp, you know what I mean?
Because one one has it established from the get go
and the other kind of had to do a hard
left into that because how how else are they going
to like tell this story in a compelling wayne It
becomes water cooler talk because say what you will about
that show. It was always water cooler talk every episode,
absolutely and I mean here we are talking about it now.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
But my thing is just like I actually like, I
finished the episode and the last few scenes are just
of Carrie Bradshaw, and you know, she realized that, she
says in her voiceover, she goes.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
The lady realized she was not alone.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
She was on her own.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
And I remember it, you know, SJP as Carrie sort
of like walking in her home and she sort of,
you know, she's just like whatever. And I finished the
episode and I thought, Okay, you know what I mean.
This was a show about a woman in her middle
age whose husband dies and she felt that she had

(27:18):
finally reached that stage of her life where she could
be comfortable with her partner and live out her.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Days, and he died and she had to figure it
out again.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
So this series was about what happens when when that
goes down in your life. And I feel like, in
the totality of all of it, at least the show
was about something, and they were able to end it
with Carrie bradshawbiing like.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
I'm on my own, but I'm not alone. I have friends.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
It's not the end of my life.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I'm okay, she's experienced love and that's what the show
is about and it doesn't have to like remain or whatever. Yeah,
so at.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Least it was about something that being said, that show
had a real.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Potential in the first season, in the first.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Couple episodes, and then it just we saw poop you
would never have seen.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Would you ever have.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Seen poop in Sex and the City poop.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
No actual fecal matters. You would see poop in most shows.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
It feels really undignified.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Is that like a big fuck you from mp K
being like I don't know, Like, yeah, I wonder why.
There must be a reason. That's that's what's puzzling me.
And again I'm yeah, whatever, I'm not I knowing what
I know about the finale, I'm like, I think I'm good.
I don't think I have to experience this.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
I kind of want you to watch it because I
do want you because here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
It's just like when what.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
They had to have art directed the poop, you know
what I mean, It's like it's like a full long no.
Someone in props brought over two different samples of.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Shit and they had to run it to make sure
the poop floated.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Like and like okay, and which which like go to
a director and go which poop do you prefer? See?

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, that's the thing is I'm like, and this is like,
this is a beloved series that that I don't know
that that was it was tough.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
So that is the uh, as far as we know
the end of that story, it.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Can have been what they want, it can have been
what they thought the last episode was.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm sorry. At a certain point, it's like, I understand
why you guys all want to.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Be like, yes, we decided to end it this way
and hah, like you.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Know what I mean, Like, isn't this lovely? Et cetera.
And I did think that, you know, the powers that
be that clearly were.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Not empowered to make those decisions, like handled it as
gracefully as they could. But ultimately that cannot I refuse
to believe that they looked at a final cut of
that episode and we're like, yeah, we're good ending the
story this way.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Credits No, Yeah, hmmm, well that's the culture. Do we
at least say some good news?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I would say that we've heard music, yes, from an
upcoming album that is going to bring someone back in.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
A big way. We're very excited we received this music
because we are very excited to have this person on
the show. Yes, very soon, and I think everyone's gonna
be very excited. She is someone who we've rooted for
well as in we in the royal sense, like you've
rooted for her as well. This person looms large in

(30:45):
the Lost.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Cultures US Lore and the game show Lord and the
Game Show Lord and and really the Matt and Bowen
and extended universe lor this person has always loomed large.
And new music is coming from this person and their
name Stemil Lovato, and we've heard what we can only

(31:07):
describe as true bops.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
We've heard six songs.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Six songs, and they are all truly sublime. And she's
coming to the podcast. It is on the books. So
if it doesn't pan out, no worries. But you heard
it here first, and if it doesn't work out, then
that's fine. I think it's gonna pan I think it's
gonna pan out. But also are we're sitting on some
creaky chairs, so you know, uh, if that's intolerable to you,

(31:33):
you know, just pressed up. Now. It's pe town, It's
pee town. Girl, we're doing our let them creek, let
them It's like let them cook, but let them creek.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Do you have anything to get off your chest?

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Do I have anything to get off my chest? I
don't think so. I'm kind of just like, I'm kind
of just like enjoying this week of of peace. Have
you been having a peaceful time? I think so. I
think I could. I could steal a nap or two.
You want to go to bed at some point, but
not now. I'm I'm not rushing for this to end wire. No,

(32:09):
do wait am I thinking? Am I? Do I have
something to get off my chest? That like I'm thinking
about that that you're thinking about just with this time
that we have together. No, I mean I still encourage
everyone to go see weapons. IM still I'm I'm excited.
I want to watch as many movies as I can
before before I lose the time, you know what I mean.

(32:30):
I'm just rolling through photos. I'm like, what's happened to
me recently? I'm I'm boring. I'm in my boring era. No,
I don't think that's true. It's okay.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
We've had a wonderful time, like traversing Province sound, going
through a commercial street, et cetera. I was actually just
sitting outside looking at the sky, the clouds alignment. It
is just so beautiful. We're in this wonderful home. I'm
looking out. You got to come down here. If you
haven't come down here. I know we're speaking to a
lot of gay guys and girls who have gay friends.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
And so and of course queer women. But Province Sound.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Really is a place to come.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Yes, absolutely, Maybe I'll buy a home here.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Oh, I'll be stopping by. Well, let's go to the home.
Let's see. Let's oh. Audrey Hobert fabulous new album.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Have you been listening to it? I haven't got a
chance to listen to it yet. Give your impressions.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Just a great So people don't know Audrey Hobert, fabulous
singer has written songs for uh so may I want
to be on it? Shouted her out before. But Who's
the Clown is the name of the album? Yeah? I
like that title. Great title, great title. I am not

(33:47):
up to speed on the Ethyl VI Lana of it all,
but I kind of am. But I think but Lana
has released the disc track? Is that true? So?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Lana del Rey uploaded like a you know, sort of
what would you call it? It was sort of like
a polemic. It was a distrack. It's at Tract thirteen
and she tagged Jack anton Off and it was basically
like ethel Caine didn't like my Instagram post, and she
was kind of just going off of the song. And
then she revealed that ethel Caine had at once made

(34:17):
a comment nastily about her weight. And there is ethel
can Lana del Rey Beef officially.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
And Nicki Minaj is involved. Is Nicki Minaj in vases?
Nikki is now but Nikki for a while is pro
Ethel and now I believe she's Prolana. Like this is
where you know it's this is this is why I've
chosen to disengage. I'm like, I don't need to really
be reading her thoughts necessarily twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
But are there still barbs? Oh yeah, yeah, oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Do you think that the barbs numbers have taken a hit?
I'm not following that. Yeah, you know, yeah, this is
my thing.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
I remember back in the day, we were sending so
we were soldiers for Nikki.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Then it just became all too much. I mean, we'll
always have the moment We'll always.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Have the moments, I guess, but I will always remember
those times.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I'll always remember when.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
We were Pearlman's Revenge, say Bagt.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Well that was an eminem and he said that many
times it was on on a microphone.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Well, yeah, so the el I can't say that I'm
that up to speed on what Ethel Kane does.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I should probably Yeah, it's it's good. So this one,
this new album, willeby Tucker Will Always Love You is
a prequel to her debut just tells the story of
you know, uh, Preacher's Daughters. The first album tells the
story of I guess I maybe I'm not super clear

(35:59):
on that, but it tells the story of a persona
through Hayden and Edonia who which is a real name,
sort of like falling in love with this person. I
I find that ethel Is is the alias is the
show as the show his name Hayden and Adonia is

(36:21):
the name of Ethel and making suse I'm a little drunk,
but I I find I've always find a Ethel very endearing,
super smart. She loves Zelda. Oh the huge for huge
one for me she has she has She has an
inboxing video that I watch all the time as as
Mr M. She unboxes the special edition Zelda switch light

(36:45):
and she talks about her love of Zelda game. She
owns the Zelda edition of every single Nintendo console. Oh wow,
she's she's a real She's ahead, She's a real Zelda head.
Whatever happened with the Zelda movie? Is that still happening?
That's happening. They cast the cast their Lincolnzelda. They're going young, young,
like early teens. Do we know who the casting?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Is Zelda movie casting. Yeah, these are some two kids.
They are. These are some two kids. Bo Bragason as Zelda,
really pretty girl. Benjamin Ainsworth as Link really really heroic
looking young man.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Will this be one of the biggest movies depends.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I think Nintendo is moving into more of the entertainment
space and the theme parks, as you know. I think
they are kind of trying to diversify a little bit
they're offering aside from video games in terms of the
Mario because the Mario movie did so well, They're really
going in on Zelda. They are obviously really invested in

(37:46):
the theme parks.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I mean, I guess my thing is like what I
feel like the Mario movies did well because it was
able to be funny.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Is Zelda gonna be able to be funny?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Is it gonna feel like it's taking itself too seriously?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Mys? The tone is so hard to strike, it is.
It's like not a dialogue heavy series, you know, it's
it's mostly about like I bet it'll be very quiet
and it'll be a very gentle fantasy movie, which I'm excited,
but because we don't have a lot of those fantasy
movies are so like like intense, like world this is,

(38:21):
this is who that wizard is? You know, It's like
it's it's so much information at you. And the Zelda
games are really about like, for lack of a better word, vibes.
It's like you're a little boy on a farm, you know,
in a farm town, and then you get them, you know,
you get the you learn about the triforce or whatever.
Like I I do like that take on fantasy and
uh yeah, I'm I'm I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Is an ok arena a real instrument?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:45):
It is?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
It is? It is.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
I could play one, you could? Could you get me
one for Christmas? Yes?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Would you buy me.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
An ok arena?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
You like that, Yeah, I think you like Okreena because
of the word ok Arena.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, I do think that.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I came up with a new drag name and Bowen
did what he does whenever I say it for me,
which was immediately dismiss it. But what you guys think
polar Rising?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
And I said, yeah, like the common female name Polo.
Excuse me, you.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Have this thing where you think that in order to
be an effective drag name, the first name has to
be like Anne or.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Don't think you have to be effected, but Pola Rising.
You always state in the drag names as if they
make total sense, and the reason they're funny and greatest
because they don't make sense. But you're like, you guys right,
like it works, polar Rising, And I'm like, well, no,
I have to poke holes in it because you don't
want me to have. You know, I became a dragon

(39:48):
and I would have to take it. No.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
If I became a drag queen, I would be so
I wouldn't even need to speak to anyone in my life.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
If I became a drag queen.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I would be rue Paul. I would be so big,
I would fly as high as sky. I'd be bigger
than the whole sky, good Bye, Goodbye.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I guess should we talk about Taylor.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
She pissed me off when she said there was a
countdown on her website, and I got all excited. I
got on my Instagram. I acted like a goddamn fool.
I was like, we ride at two pm, etc. And
it was a new vinyl pressing. After I got so
excited about the whole life of a shold girl, I
wrote because I can't believe it's gonna be Max Martin
twelve tracks, twelve focused bangers.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
That's what I've wanted for a long time.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
We were both excited about what it was going to
be giving and then I thought, Wow, maybe she's going
to release a new song.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
While we're here in pe Town.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
People were girding their loins around us, being like, oh god,
this is going to be a new tailor.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Song I had.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
We were ready to go.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Now, can I ask did you take down these stories?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I did?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
That was embarrassed. That's real shame.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
No, yeah, it was really ashamed because I was like,
someone said, I've probably obviously Jared being like, oh my god,
there's a new countdown on Taylor's website. I'm thinking it
has to be a single, so I put it on
my story. I even get on my story, I say
mute me, bitch, like you know, get ready for me,
I'm coming, et cetera. I do feel like people are
so fucking annoying about Taylor Swift, like Okay, you don't

(41:22):
like it, shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
And I was just like, I'm gonna enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
So few things to enjoy life, Please, dear God, let
me enjoy this collection of pop music, which it is.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
But then I do the most.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
I say how excited I am, and she.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
Just is like it's a vinyl pressing, and I was like, okay,
I guess I'll continue to wait.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
So that was just salt on the wound, right, because
you're thinking about this in terms of like I've I've
done a lot of work to arrive at a place
where I can be excited publicly about a new Taylor
Swift moment, and the fact that she kind of proven
these people right was what was annoying.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
No, she didn't prove anyone right. It was just for me.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
It was just like, oh I I I'm so excited. No,
And and that is the energy. It's like people make
feel people.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Still think it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
And I understand that you might not think it's interesting
for me to be like yay Taylor Swift, but I
do think it is less cool to be like fuck
this thing that everyone likes. And I'm always gonna be
like that. I Am always going to be the person
that's like if you were the type of individual that
is out here being like fuck you and that thing

(42:37):
that you and a lot of other people like that
is you know, not magic, it's just it's just it
just to me is like it's a stasis.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I don't want to occupy.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I never want to be like, oh, you're excited about that.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Thing, You're stupid.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Like, to me, that's like the antithesis of everything that
who of who I am, of honestly what this all is.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
It's just like annoying and I hate it.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
And so then I got all.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Excited about her and announcing something new and I was like, ah, yeah,
I'm ready to go, let's go. And then it was
a Vinyl pressing and I was like, Okay, well, I
will continue to say quietly totally I've been humbled, but
I'm still excited.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
Yeah, did you watch the interview with Travis I did
not want Jason, I could have got the big poll quotes.
I did watch it, but yeah, I mean it'll come.
October is not that far away. No, it's fine, We're
all fine, We're all fine. Grammy submission deadline is in
of August. She'll probably release something before that. I don't
think she will.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I think she's gonna allow Sabrina to have her run way,
I really do. I think she's She's got a lot
of daughters in the mix, like I think Sabrina and
Gracie are in the mix in a.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Big ways, her cousin, and I think she respects Gaga
so much.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
I think she knows this is not her This Grammy
race is not her fight, and I think she will wait.
She's given everyone a lot of time to absorb the
fact that she's gonna come hard with an album, and
I do think that she had She seems more confident
about this than she has in something in a very
long time. Not to say that she hasn't seemed confident,

(44:12):
just to say she seems ultra confident. And the fact
that she and Max Martin and Shellback, who are the
best pop music producers that exist, I feel good saying
that they've you know, created a focused twelve track album
that will probably be all bangers.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
You can choose to not enjoy that or not. I
mean it's not to me, right, but it's I think
you're talking about something where people are like reaching out
being like, not you liking to Yeah it's not. It's
it's not.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
New news, and it's also not fun.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Well, it's just this it's this political theory sorry, where
it's like oh and in late late late stage capitalism.
It's like when you have no political will to exercise,
then you're gonna you think you can extra as consumerist will,
which is like saying like which is just having an
issue with any kind of pop culture for any reason,

(45:04):
which we dabble in sometimes, you know, we just kind
of talked about it and just like that. But I
think we're not doing it in a sort of like
as a reaction to like certain things, or maybe we are,
but like if and just like that was good, we're
not making anyone feel bad for liking it. Yeah right,
but we're not saying and we're not making anyone feel back.

(45:24):
If you do happen to like in just like that,
please enjoy it. I would love to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yes, if you actually thought and just like that was good,
please send in a voice memo saying why, and don't
do it as.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
A joke, like, we will not make fun of you.
We just want to hear you out, even the hunting wives.
I mean, like, what did you look it up? What
did it have on metacritics? That's hot, very high, and
I'm curious about that. It's high when you look at
what the wigs look like. You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
It's like when you see those.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Wigs are are docking at least forty. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
You can't get higher than a sixty when the wigs
look the way they do.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
On when you can see the heroline, you can see
the the real baby here spoke out of the lace
question mark if if there was lace to begin with?
Our joke was like some almost like who is that actor?
And we were like, oh, that's a Vancouver local. Where
did they shoot it? I think I think Ashville, Ashville,

(46:26):
that beautiful city of ash.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
I loved every second of the show. I want distress
and I have to say, like, you know, ultimately it
is my kind of pro.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
It is made for us. Yeah, The only thing we're
kind of unsure about is and the show does a
really good job of like threading the needle, like it'll
appeal to any sector. Yes, is this pro gun's pro
queer or is this anti guns anti You can't tell
what it thinks, which God, I mean, I guess we'll
settle for it.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
One thing I do stand by is that any given
scene of the show could end in one character quietly
to themselves going fuck.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Every scene is so stressful, and then as an individual
just fuck.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Oh, but it's I mean it's great. I mean there's
no better period on a sentence of a scene than fuck.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
And ultimately I leave only happy for Britney snow oh yeah,
and Malan.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Listen, I tore it up. Makehab the writer of the novel.
I hope you're getting a fat chuck and it ends
differently than the novel. That's right. I love when they
do that. I love it when that happens.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Do you love the felling of sneezing?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Well, it's supposed to be orgasmic. Oh, it's supposed to
be the same kind of like sense about you know,
somatic experiences.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Well, gasma, I just can't stop thinking about how much
like Come and uh like gang Nipple there was and
Hunting Wives like you really need.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
To it had all the bodily Mary fuck Kill. Oh wow,
I love this come poop nugget and just like that,
or on gay Nipple, I'm gonna marry Come.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
I'm gonna come Mary Come, I'm gonna fuck nipple and
I'm gonna kill poop nugget from just like that, Adam.
The craziest things we've seen over the past week, like
if it's Mary fuck kill the dildo coming out of
a man's butt on Hunting Wives, the poop nugget from
in just like that, And what's.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
The third Shiny Bug vinyl I'm gonna marry. I'm gonna
marry the dildo.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I'm gonna fuck this Shiny Bug vinyl variant because you
don't know what it could be. Amazing that you did
because I already I had you did order it, Yeah,
I I had already ordered the original.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah. See, I was gonna wait line. I was gonna
wait in line in the original drop. I was like,
let me just whatever, and then I was like, Okay,
I'll buy the and I like this cover. It is
The cover is amazing and by the way, her tailor's
visuals for this are great. I love it. I love it.
And then the theme the theme.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
The theory is she's gonna go do this sphere, which
I think feels right because how do you tour after eras?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
No, exactly, don't. It's yeah, the show girl thing, the
Vegas thing, exactly. I said that as soon as August twelfth.
As soon as that dropped, I was texting you and Jared.
I was like, she's doing Vegas. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
There is uh the Elizabeth Taylor of it all, which
is track two that calls back to.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Uh and ready for it. She speaks about Britain to
this tailor. There's lots there, lots, there's there. So you said,
I'm sorry. In the first game of Mary Fuck Kill
you said Mary come fuck gay nipple and definitely killed
the poop. I was gonna I'm gonna Mary gay nipple.
I'm a boop gay of course. Yeah, and come you're
gonna fuck Come. Sometimes com is what I want. Sometimes

(50:03):
it's not. I can't say I've been like a big
cum guy. Yeah, but the week is young, the week
is young.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Should we do I don't think so, Honey, we're gonna
make us an hour long episode this time.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, we're on vacation. After we're on vacation, after all,
my phone's charging, d of yours?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
I mean what we could do is do it one
of those like well, let go and go get his
By the way, there's a pair of binoculars in the
home that we're staying in and we haven't used them,
but I bet we could see a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Yeah, this is I don't think so, honey. This is
our segment where we take one minute to gut gut
something and h I I have someny do have something?

(50:54):
I do have something? Hey, this is Matt Rogers. I
don't think so many.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Rum punch anywhere, go Like, if you're at like a
gay destination, they're gonna offer you like a rum punch
or is like a special cocktail. The thing about rum
punch is it is so much more sugar than you
ever could possibly imagine. So if you're over the age
of thirty and you go somewhere and you have like,
is it called the Planner's punch here or no.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Planer's punch is in Fire Island does it call it?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, some kind of punch, just like whatever it is,
Like I maybe it's me now, maybe it's me always.
I used to be the kind of girl this is
back in twenty twenty one, twenty where I could go
to the Fire Islands, you know, the Blue Whale whatever.
I can go to tea and I can have like
three planners punches and be okay. Now it's about one
one and a half and I'm wrapped for the night, yep,

(51:38):
and I feel it's a lethal drink to serve. I
don't think so, honey, Is that I'm necessarily targeting anyone.
I'm not shaving anyone. I'm just saying for me, my
metabolism in my body is not going to be a
rum punch, no sort of my tie, no rum at all.
That's kluet in it. I don't want it. If there's
Malibu in it, I don't want it. Sorry to gen
Pedrazzi have the re houses of Orange County. An that's
your drink, but not for me. I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
That's one minute. Je Perdrante drinks rum punches.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
She sks some Malibu diet coke.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
That's her. Oh yeah, I never. I mean, I should
like that in theory, but I just don't.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
It's like a fact I know about jenn Perdranty, that
she drinks some Malibu and die.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'm rooting for Jennifer Drante kind of Britney snow coated.
She's kind of the Britney Snow and that you root
for her, and that she's giving me Britney snow in
the face and and and and in her sort of
like in her in her manner. I'm like, oh, you're
you know, I like you you needn't root for Britney
Snow because she's winning. Oh, yes, absolutely, But I'm just saying,
like I always, it doesn't matter. It's like I always

(52:34):
root for Share, you know. It's like I root for
these people, d j Py.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Christmas, it's gonna be coming sooner than you think. It's
actually the culture number six. Christmas is sooner than you think.
Bone ready out, you're shopping now.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Yep, this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey.
As time starts now.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I don't think so, honey, Bingo, how could I have
never once in my life won that game? Racist? And
it's racist game, and it's a game where I'm sorry.
At least at the Bingo we were at no one's
rooting for each other, everyone's out for themselves. At Bingo
individual RESTful. We've said we've loved the stamps, but the

(53:17):
the act of stamping of you know, your eyeline going,
do I have b seven? Like like that whole like
the scanning of the number second? You know, three up
to six different Bingo grids and cards stressful and some
some of these, some of these Bingo hosts, I'm not
naming names, go too fast, page stop, not page to fast,

(53:42):
but page Paige. You you were, you were, you were
throwing in brilliant banter, but then would like say, like
four numbers in such quick succession that it was hard
to keep up. That's all. No notes though you do
your thing five seconds. We hope you're getting paid a lot,
but Bingo I've never won, and so like, what's your
beef with me? Bingo? Also, you're a dog, You're not
a game.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
By one minute, I love holding Bone Yang's phone because
I was getting little buzzes and I realized that your
grinders popping off.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Girl girl, all these all these people saying, did you
bring your Iceberg costume? Will you fuck me? How about that?
What if someone's kink was to fuck you with the
Iceberg hunt, I would say that isn't an archive that
I did that I don't have access to.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Want to Fanny, Fanny bend over, Fanny tell me that, Fanny,
show me that whole Fanny. Do you think Fanny the
Wicked character got into it at.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
You think he was having gay sex. I think he
was very lonely. I think, you know, like many people,
his cruelty was a shield.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Is just where you revealed that Fanny has a bigger
story and wicked for good. You know, there's a bigger,
gayer story, you know what.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
I said actually at a recent unreleased than Oh my god,
we were just doing we were we were just like
doing like a cast sort of like round table and
I was kind of gagged, and I think I think
my castmates were gagged as well. They were like, what
are your what are your big takeaways from working on
these films? And I said, you know what I learned

(55:17):
from these films like the the sort of the really
terrible power that cruelty has because because because I because
I looked at everybody, I was like, I think there's
like obviously like deception and uh subterfuge. I like, and
I was like, I looked at Michelley, I looked at
Jeff Goldman. I was like, you know, Morrible and the Wizard,
like you know, they present themselves as like allies at first,

(55:39):
but then they turn. But I was like, I think
my character is like maybe the only like cruel one
like my my and Mian broad One's character Fannie and Tenchen.
I'm not to like aggrandize the roles too much. They
are cruel, yeah, and like and honestly, like I've said
this before on press, it's like what it did feel
bad and I would have to go apologize to Cynthia,
Like I was like, I'm so sorry that felt so bad.

(56:01):
Didn't mean to you for whatever people want to project
onto me that when if anyone thinks I'm a mean
person out there because of the roles I've played, because
I well know, because I guess like I'm I'm bit
gesas whatever ones and it's like everyone assumes that I'm mean.
No one assumes that. No, Like a lot of China,
like when I was in China, like the social media
was always like, well he seems so mean, and like

(56:23):
I'm like, wait, it's a gay thing. It's a no,
it's not even a gay thing. Like I was like,
I visited my cousin. I have a cousin in law
who like runs like a daycare for near divergent kids,
and like, we took a picture there and she posted
it and people were like, oh my god, this is
so sweet and this is so this is so weird
because Boe seems so mean in real life and I'm like,
fucking crazy everyone almost, and so whatever.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
I don't know why I'm on in this tangent, but
it's like, while I was asking, if you feel like
he gets.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
A big gay moment, uh, I wouldn't. I think we
all hope that Fandy dies. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
I think we all hope to see Fanny dead in
the film. I what I want is for fans to
be dead in a stampede. I want the animals opins.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I was gonna make a weapons comparison. There's there's a gruesome,
satisfying death and weapons that I'm like, I want. I
want that for Fanny for sure. You can spoil that
for me. Spoiler I learned for weapons, Amy Man again
gets oh toe up. That's all I'll say, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Heard about this, because you know that whenever it's a
horror movie, I can't see I just go ahead and
read that.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
But but spoilers, what what what? What's What's really nice
about weapons, though, is that you watch the ending and
you go and that's It's what I said in the
last episode, So I'm gonna spoil It's like these kids
and it's Amy Man again, and it's like they had
a blast shooting. And then there was there were photos
from stet where one of the kid actors posted you know,
like little like you know back you know, bts photos
where Amy is like flashing a peace side in her

(57:47):
crazy old lady outfit with all these kids smiling.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
I'm like, look, she's been having a moment, he's been
having I'm so happy they're predicting support saying the best
supporting actress. Amy Madigan is a real contender.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah, but I totally see it because she has some
scene work where I'm like, fuck this this is some iconograss.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
And I beloved actress, like I didn't actually realize, like
I didn't remember that she was filled the dreams. So
she's got like an iconic like a town hall like
she's been like a real like a journeyman actress.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I call it, what's a hot couple? Amy Madigan and
fucking h Ed Ed O'Neil nor. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I
was gonna say, yeah, another ad, but Ed Harrison, Amy Madigan,
that's a hot.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Really good And if you're in a hot couple, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Congratulations and if you love and just like that, genuinely
please reach out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
We want to hear from you. We want to hear
what that take is. We want to hear what that's like. Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Well, this has been our special p Town episode of
Lost Cultures, our second annual, second annual.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
We've come to Peetown again against the I don't know,
it was really against the odds. I just wanted to sing, Mariyah.
We're in a beautiful place, having a beautiful time with
beautiful friends, beautiful each other. This has been a beautiful episode.
We end every episode with a song.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
I want to go fast.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
I want to go on.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
I want to go anywhere anywhere on fast. I want
to go I think it's no matter. Help fu hell
Ota Helpa. I want to go anywhere anyway. When you
hear the rest of the semi album, You're gonna.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Be very happy, gay guys.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Bye Bye.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Love.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Cultu Racist is the production by Will Ferrell's Big Money
Players in My Heart Radio podcasts.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, Executive
produced by Ana Haasmia and produced by Decor.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Ramos, Edited and mixed by Doug Bain And Our music
is by Henry Mursky