"DOD!" (w/ Aaron Jackson and Josh Sharp)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Forever. Look mad, oh, I see you? Why why and
look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness ding
Dong calling. Can I tell you what this episode is
going to be? Yes, mad foppish, Mad fopish. I was

(00:20):
actually thinking it's got the sway the phase, the phase
are in the building, and I was saying to myself,
foppish could return to the cultural Like I've been saying
foppish for years. You have and I think maybe the
first time I ever heard the word fop was coming
from your mouth. Thank you, and you to find no
fop means you know a man it's gender um, a

(00:44):
man who you know where's really colorful things? And actually
what did I say about him? Well, dude, do you
want to know where I learned the word foppish? Yes?
And this is truly your that's going to alienate you immediately,
Dragon quest date. They have descriptions for the monsters. My
eyeball fell out. Um, Look, they have descriptions with the
monsters and there's there's a monster that's a fox with

(01:06):
a fencing, fox with a with a cultures to hat.
Oh my god, wait, I have to pull bring it up.
This is the new mascot for last culture Rest, and
they described in the game the fox as being a
foppish fox. Fish fox. Look, I'm telling no, it's a
fencing fox. But look, isn't that the culture resta hat
that is literally the cultures it actually is. And like

(01:29):
the description. Everyone looking us up dragon quest wiki, look
at the fencing fox, the fencing fox, and the description
is oh, but the description was this foppish fox likes
to jab a sword in your face. So they gave
the animated fox a sexuality, a sexuality, are just a
startorial edit. My husband calls Link butterfly man? Is that

(01:51):
whenever I'm playing the game, you go, are you playing?
Butterfly man? He go? When I when I play the game,
you go, are you playing? When I'm playing the game,
he go, playing, husband, are you what are you playing about?
The wild? No, it's called the Zelda and and this
is man named Link, And this is straight. I will

(02:14):
say this. I think it's actually revolutionary that we have
the game of Zelda and we have Lincoln that's the
protagonist of the game, but we call it the Legend
of Zelda. I think that is actually I need them
to make the way they make a damn Luigi mansion.
Zelda is our stock. Well, you can play Zelda in

(02:34):
um Super Smash Brothers. But who's counting? I want a
game I can count to ten. I love the musical
way you did that one. Who the funk are these people?
These are truly to fop. You need to put our
swords in your face like that, like that, fox bitch,

(02:54):
two of my favorite people in this goddamn milky way.
If they were two of your favorite people, why weren't
you at their show last night? Because my fucking parents
were in town? I don't care, and so instead you
drove them to theater district and didn't see the sha
because of the blackout iconic blackout. No, no, no, we

(03:17):
are blacked out tonight New York Cities Dark Share Show.
We'll not come on now. You can take out break tonight.
Stephanie j. Block is not in that Sean, She's no,
She's like the She's the star Share like right right right?

(03:38):
They love to do now like Jukebox Musical with three
a three actresses. That was Donna Summer thing. Really, Oh
my god, we have someone we have a guest who
was She's returning to the studio because she clearly forgot something.
Do you know what I was thinking? You know who sneakily?
Sneakily is a four time job host? Has anyone else

(04:02):
done four four now and have been on? Would you
count co hosting as being a guest. Yeah, okay, you're
you're heavily feature. Heavily feature. It's a heavy feature. I
just don't want Josh to walk away with this title,
with the superlative with the only reason I'm walking away
is if you make any cuts, no cuts to this episode.
Actually it's a rule. I will actually fight for the gun,

(04:25):
zero cut nothing. No one joined you in that. I
didn't need anybody to. He is in a mood right now.
I'm a co host, ram Rod straight poster to see
three time guests one time ready to pack its truly
didn't even introduce you. We're not introduced. These are my
two favorite people. I was not at their show, sadly

(04:45):
because my parents were in town and they would not
have enjoyed it because they are you know, I think
it's problematic that you say that they're your two favorite people.
I'm right here. I mean I said too much. That
was overcorrect You're actually being overcorrected. Okay, so these are
my two favorite people on the Milky Way in this
very room. Actually, please welcome into your ears, Josh Sharp

(05:05):
and Aaron Jackson. Can I actually guys a question? Actually
it's really important. Yes, Like I said, what you said,
what animated characters? And then did all video video which
are which are animated? So what's the point here? I
just thought maybe I thought Yogi bearer or something. You know,
that's where my mind. What's Yogi bear sexuality? Yogi is

(05:28):
straight or new? You know that's live action, don't don't
you what were gonna say? I don't know. I was
gonna you were going to be a questioned by me
and then you were going to say something I hope
in return. Um, So we of course say Josh sharpon

(05:49):
Aaron Jackson, and we are commonly billed as Matt Rogers.
And how does it feel for the people that come second? Now?
I think we often, I think we say Aaron Jackson
Josh Sharp. But then when you do just first Josh
and Aaron, I think that's what happens for us off
Laron Jackson, Josh Sharp, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson. Is
that just like the way it hits your ear? Josh

(06:11):
and Aaron does have a better sort of Josh And
to me, you're Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson Aaron Jackson
because Aaron Jackson is a little bit longer. Yeah, maybe sharp.
Now for us, we it's always Matt first, I believe
Matt Roger. Yes, Matt bowing Mat, it's ever Bowen and
Matt feels odd to me because Bowen and I think

(06:32):
when I think yeah, I think to syllable rattle sounds
better at the end. Yes, yes, yes, Okay, who knew
this is going to be an English class lesson? Did
you did? Did the boys go out after the show
last day called Metropolitans? Metropolitan? Were the backyard moment interesting?
And then they closed? And actually at one now I

(06:54):
had it was midnight and maybe on the on the weekend,
maybe they give you a one. That's one. And so
by the time it close, I think all of us
went know, we've had our moment. We went home. It's
actually rather nice. Well, you know how it gets, um,
you know how it gets It gets very um. My husband,
he say, they load, when they load you in and
all in that little shoe box, it feels very like, yeah,

(07:14):
your way to the your way to hell to the hell,
tough piggies to slaughter, honestly, little piggies to get hot
and tighten that little bar, and then you know, people
like us clear out and if you wait till like
one thirty, it's fine, but that's a tough thirty. That's
the thing about that's the moment when you go to Rosemont.

(07:39):
Rose mode is a little different and you sort of
invite it because the children are there and they're drunk
as hell, and you're like, well, it has to be
like this. I hadn't been to Rosemat for a long time.
Everyone's like, has a really fun dance floor, and then
when I finally went, I was like, this is a
single tile. Yeah, sure, music is fine. Yeah, I like Rosemot.
I just I'll go so far to say I love it.

(08:00):
When people were like that a great dance floor, I
was imagining not like a three dollar bill, but like
like a Barracuda has like it feels like your friend
having your friends and your friend who really didn't have
a lot of money. This is where they had their
sweet sixteam. That's that's Rosemont, and I can't relate because

(08:21):
all my friends were so wealthy. You of course had
friends in high school who all their sweet sixteens took
place in castles, in castles and boats, and this was Colorado.
Yeah we're still did you guys all love sweet sixteen culture?
I wasn't. It wasn't. My journey's very long island, long islands,

(08:42):
not very littleton Colorado. You guys don't know sweet sixteen culture.
You know, do you know debutante ball culture, because that's
only for that. I was gone for that for the
big Colorado birthday culture is sort of like, it's just chill.
It's just chill. Let's let's let's smoke a joint and

(09:03):
go to laser tag. Let's legal their clown. Yeah, laser
tag is legal in Colorado. Clown laser tag a lot
in many states, excellent states, but non Colorado. You you
jingling chi. I've been talking about this a lot. But

(09:26):
there was I saw a headline that's like North Dakota
Pass like legalizes mushrooms. No one cares. It was like
elevator elevator news. You were what you're saying is you
were in the UC. You were getting ready to go
up to the U c B. I guess it was that.
But there's I have a few elevators that I have

(09:48):
news say no, but we caught privilege. What privilege? What privilege?
That is the best quote? Yeah, privilege. Well, honestly, like,
that's actually quite privilege of you to be writing in
elevators that are nice enough to give you the news. Yeah.
In the age I will say this, in the age
of lift, I have missed um getting in the back

(10:10):
of a taxi taxi TV. Yeah, taxi TV. I got off. Immediately,
make me car sick, Make me car sick. My husband,
he say, make me car sick. Now. I think this
generation is it's banging a little too much on Metropolitan.
And I don't you think it's done. You think it's

(10:32):
I think it's done. It's it's it's not my first
choice anymore. I'm like, you like Rosemant, Like, let's go
to Rosemant. There's the backyard. There's been me. It's not
a choice between either. The perfect evening is a backyard
moment in Metro and then Rosemant is to me perfect.
And when you go to Rosemount, you have a drop
off of people who are like, I'm gonna go home.

(10:53):
I'm not going to go to the second location. That's
part of the chaff bench. I'm gonna say something crazy.
I'm gonna say something fucking crazy. Bacary Park trumps them all.
It is tiny again. You r I P T and T.
I love miss cultures. Really, I only came out party.

(11:18):
I only came out into the closet as gay about
six months ago. Before that, you were a straight link.
It was really, actually really hard for me until six
months ago when I came out of my life. And
I'm actually really happy to say identify as a gay man.
And I'm here. I came to my door, not not January,
so cold, snow blowing in. I'm good. And you were

(11:39):
the first person I told you to get in here. Honey,
I'll make you Coco faggott. Yeah, And it was the
first time I had been called a faggot and it
really hurt, and it really hurt, actually really hurt. And
then we were we were fighting, Yeah, we were fighting.
I want to say about rosem I live uptown and
for me sometimes that's very far. Of course, I'm like,
we're going all the way to rose Mot. Yeah, whereas

(12:02):
Metro worth the commute to you, it's closer. It is
like five stops closer to me. So it is like,
and I do think Metro has the best backyard in
the biz, so I just agree. But it is just
a block of It's great, there's little chairs, chairs, But you,
as a design fag, should be to come forward and
say they got fake flowers at Metro hanging over you

(12:25):
like kissed the girl you're you're in You're in the
grotto at Metro where in the god damn area under
the adventure adventure. I have something important to throw at you.
You as a design queen, documents. I have documents. Child
is mine. You, as a design queen who should know better,

(12:47):
thinks that Metropolitan uses its space the most wisely as
it could. Wait, no, I know exactly what I said,
but he's arguing, here's the thing with rose Mont. It's zoned,
so so intelligent not let me say this, And I
don't understand we're joining his You said Metropolitan, was it? No?

(13:12):
Were these old queers over here areguing for Metro. I'm saying, roseman,
you get this is the thirties, twenties, divide right, Metro
or rose But you guys are in your thirties, you
identify as being thirty four am yeah, yeah, but and
so you identify. Yeah, okay, clear dissonance between how he identifies.

(13:36):
I'm proud. I'm proud to be dead. Oh god, there's this.
There are a couple of gays out there name who know,
there are a couple of games out there who will
who will be like, bit, We're not cutting anything out
of it, anything, bleep anything. We want getting drinks with

(13:57):
this guy. And he goes and I'm over here, my
fucking withered wizen twenty year old ass. And he goes, yeah,
I'm turning sooner and then that'll that'll be my I'll
plan my funeral after that. But I think, um that
you have anything to say at five, thank you, because
because I was like, well, um, my life just got

(14:19):
exponentially better at twenty. Every single year my life has
gotten better than at some point in my turn. But
every year I'm just like more. Definitely turn bit, and
I'll be the reason. I know. I put the knife
through the heart. Oh I know. Why do you think
I keep your ass uptown? I can't have you too close, honey.
And I lanced your vitals. Yes, honey, I know your

(14:42):
sleep with all three eyes, oh three of my eyes,
my third eye, the chakra is watching, so I just
hate this culture of you know, and was like, what
do you consider truly not just gay? Like what do
you wouldn't you can win? Are you old? Like when
he is like you're a fish and I know, like yeah,

(15:04):
but like nine old old? What like seventy five is
like you're old? You think I'm old? When I hit sevenies,
here's old. You're you're you're you're at the end of
the day. And speaking to the sis the gay men
out there who are like, I'm gonna be I'm gonna
hit thirty in my life's gonna be over you. You

(15:25):
have the capacity to be so fucking hot well into
your fucking sixty. Wait, have you guys seen what I
posted today? My face app old face look like a
hot bitch. I hot, honny. If this is gonna be me,
I can't wait to get old. Look at this McKellen herself. Yeah,

(15:49):
and I will say. You can see that guy on
Grinder and saying, hey, you want to be my son,
And I'd be like, sure, pops, Yeah, I'd like this
odd him and say can I be your great grandson? Yeah?
And he feels telling me about the Civil War. A
fun twist is to be a really old man, but

(16:11):
then bring bring your your young trick over and then
keep calling him daddy. Yeah, I can't wait. I have
that will be. I have boys want to like do
daddy stuff to me, and it is hard to w
I'm like, I am four years older than you. I've
had people like twenty seven and it's just sort of
like I've called people Daddy that are like my exact age.
You know, it's just fun. Completely agree, but you have

(16:34):
to laugh. You have to. I think you have to
throw back your neck and yeah, you have to. And
I actually think Daddy is out and Dad liked Dad. Oh,
come on, don DoD, I'm begging you. Let me suck
your cock. Do do. That's what I'm looking for tonight.

(16:59):
As a dog could ask, is there is there a
T before the d the second dog? Is it? I'm sorry,
I'm sorry You're trying to make it more fun for you,
but it's just trying to make fun for you. Well,
bit sorry that my reality isn't fun enough for you.
He I'm bored, stupid, getting bored of Dad. Choke me, Dodd,

(17:23):
Dodd dog, Fuck me Dad, dog. You know where that's from.
You've seen that one porn, which is that you know
where this is from. There's one where there's this young girl.
He's like, fun me dog do the little blonde? Yeah,
the little blonde, and I want some more. Everybody there

(17:45):
the one I'm talking about. It's like, yes, wait, I
don't know, I don't know what I mean. You're literally
it's amateur. And it's this couple and there's like a
dom and then like the little blonde sub and he's
he's on x tuber or whatever. Yeah, bussy a lot,
which I'm trying. I reject that, and the dad is

(18:05):
all tatted up. Yeah, I really reject. Something that is fun.
I have learned from a friend is that they're both dead.
They're living in that they're living in the dom's parents house,
while the like dom or sub I can't remember which one,
learns to drive? How did you're you're my contact? How

(18:27):
do they know this? I loves put a lot on Twitter,
and honestly, one of them learns, which is very like
European like you don't need to learn to out there.
They're going to get their own cruising for and one
of them is in like med school or something, and
the other one's learning to drive the second the second
they learned how to drive the car, they're making a
run for it. They're driving away from this life, from

(18:49):
this porn hub lifestyle. Oh my god, porn title of
up this lifestyle fantasies dogged. I am so curious to
see how this all transposes, like thirty years from now,
like like what culturally we like bring with us as
we like age into our Like, are like just like
this all of this like Instagram cultural bullshit like that

(19:13):
will die. Yeah well yeah, but it's like, what does
that look like for us? Like for like I'm talking
about our age court, I'm agnostic about the future. We
can never know. It's gonna be fun when instagram s
Facebook and it's just like all of us old dudes
there and everybody else. Just like I'm I'm quoting Aaron
Jackson already too, people, I'm like Aaron Jackson says, Instagram
is designed for suburban mothers or not that it's like

(19:34):
anything to your kids for it and to like look
at who's married, Yeah that's mom, to show their tits
on close friends to each other. Moms are on the
close friends games. I mean they could be if they wanted.
I think close. No, this is I think Joel Can
Booster has pointed this out. Close friends for hatter ros
is totally different from uh than close friends for gays.

(19:57):
I don't know where the line where a close friends
ends in a fence to begin. Sometimes yeah, sometimes I'll
post sometimes I've seen I'll do close friends and then
I'll just I'm like, well, I'll save this and put
it on the fence to. I don't follow everyone's fence
does because sometimes it's like this is it starts at
the table fence to. I joined fence to culture somewhat recently. Yes,

(20:18):
and I'm a very casual user. But it is fine.
I don't I don't judge it. I just is like again,
I can't go deeper, and I don't feel judged. I
just wanted a whole I just want to tell you
I did not feel judged. I feel a little judged.
I love it. I follow fenceton and I am judging.
I wonder because I put it all through on my
regular and guess you can show you you can show

(20:38):
more on the fence top. You can show your dirty hole.
I don't need anyone to see. Then you don't put
it all and you don't put it off. First of all,
I've only been out for six months, and you have
to let become. You're telling me your whole is clean
all the time. Then I have never he's on five.
I have not seen it yet. I haven't ripped out

(21:01):
my little hand mirror mirror. But let's real, let's real talk.
I tried action. I tried doing it. I tried doing
a selfie where the phone is on the floor and
I swat down. It did not. It looks pretty good.
What was the intention was this? First? To send it
to a man? That's why were just taking it to

(21:22):
be like just to the portfolio, say let me send
me who I like? You said, okay, dot O take
out the tea. I haven't said the whole picks. That's
what I drove a line I have. I have sent
it all. I mean i've sent it. I would. I'm
comfortable saying I have sent it all except the whole pick.
Sometimes the whole is not. It's like people don't want it.

(21:44):
They want the ass and they're like, I don't need
your fucking hole. But some people are like, baby baby,
let me see the hole, let me see that balloon.
Not oh god, not am I the proud of this crew.
I was gonna say, it's so interesting that man is
the most pruder what out of the out of the
four of us. But you don't know what I do
when the lights get turned out. You don't know exactly,

(22:06):
don't know when when the Share Show is canceled, when
lights are off between thirty four and fifty nine Rogers
coo boom boom boy as I received lots of correspondence
when these men who were going to go see the
Share Show had to make other plans and they came
to a hard door. Yes, you can only watch them

(22:27):
sing Gypsies, tramps and themes on the sidewalk for so long.
Someone told me recently they gave or received a hand
job at the urinal out of Broadway Theater, and I
was like, that's intense. He's like, these Broadway gays are horny.
These just and dis case in general are disasters, not
like this show, actual culture number nine gas in general

(22:50):
art disasters which show, I hope come from away. What
the constitutions to me, whatever the constitution means to be,
the games at what the constitution means to me, are
out of party. There's not a mission. They found. That's
why when they have to go Pete, they're like, sorry,
no coming back in there's no in a mission. They're like, well,
I know what to do. I know there's a debate
at the end with a child. Yeah, I love that show.

(23:12):
I haven't seen. I just saw and it was I
mostly liked it. Take kicking up with Heidi shrek Husseli.
She's gonna poke her head in later because she forgot
a water bottle. I'll have words with the Shrek. Great.
What's the best Broadway show ever? Ever? Was this question?

(23:33):
Was I missed the Broadway and a moment in time,
can I listeners go watch Broadway? And I don't think that.
I don't think you know of that Broadway? And fags
something else the new that I listened to today as
a throwback Sunday episode fucking three Lost Culture the o

(23:57):
g be four of us. Ye listened to some you
know what also you fucking knew faggots don't know about?
Is bear people? That was the first. That was the first.
You know, I have a large I have a large
of that. None of you know large people passed that around.

(24:20):
People were singing that all over the place, all over
the place. You know children, old people, now you know
what this is? How you know that these two, these
two newest wins. Okay, these two have really been the
ones to to blossom all all. You know, all the

(24:41):
queers out there doing comedy now suck these two peanutses
and they're out there offering it. They suckled our teats.
But young can actually can I say? Last Night Out
a game show for all people? Long running show now
happens about two times a year, that is at our
current pace at the at the Bellhouse. You guys do

(25:03):
it every now and then. Keep your eye open for that.
But they opened the show with never really over, and
I was thinking to myself, Wow, they got there. They
thought did it sound It sounded good? It sounded really,
I would say it was. It was really kind of
emotional for me to see you guys just drop in
and deliver the number. There weren't a lot of shenanigans. Yes,

(25:25):
you did get on the back. You still get on
the backs of two straight men and ride them around.
And Josh and I are both over six ft tall,
and when we're taller than us, so we were very tall.
My train around to knock over people's drinks. Was my goal.
They were they were thirteen year old faggots singing thirteen
year old they were. They were thirteen feet tall fagots,

(25:47):
and they were singing never really over in a beautiful harmony.
And actually, I have to say, that's a great song.
That is we like that one and like it. You
don't have to know he does well. It is fun
to make fun of because it is like the Baba
O'Reilly teenage ways. So it's like, damn, it's fully stolen.

(26:10):
It's not even three notes. It's like to what isn't Yeah,
they add the passing note going back up. That's the
change that just bomp bump bump. It goes bom bomb.
Whereas and Katie love her, Katie, if you're listening, love you.
She can't really say I think she can. I'm actually
on record for saying that Katy Perry kensing, I find
her voice. It's been a long time and she hasn't

(26:31):
proved it once. I I disagree with this, and wait,
I'm actually gonna stop having fun for a second to
say that I disagree, and everyone, I'm actually I'm actually
gonna stop having fun. Who do you think? Can I
ask you? Who do you think is a famous pop
star that can't sing? Cannot say? What do you think
Brittany can sing? No? Absolutely, I would say Brittany can sing.

(26:54):
I would say Selena almost cannot sing. I would say
Jennifer Lopez is able to sing but doesn't have a
good voice. And I would say, um, Madonna. But I
think Madonna. I think she's got it. She's got it,
that kid, she's got it. I'm gonna say Madonna has

(27:15):
been able to sing in the past when she lets
herself work on it. Do you know what actually is
a song of culture? Crazy? That Mills and you know, Yeah,
why do they pick that key? I think that's even

(27:37):
higher than the original? This kiy to any room? The
first time I say the door knocks down, It doesn't
just open, it knocks down in front of me. I
say this kiy, Now, Katie is really Katie gave us
Mary and Williamson mainstream before Mary and Williamson. Did you
see her tweet about it? She said, not gonna lie,

(27:57):
but I sound like Mary and Williams. When I've had
a couple of glasses of read, she says, when I
have a couple of white Joe Biden, did you hear
me like these super predators need to go to prison. Yes,
and thank you for speaking political truth on the podank
you finally, let's talk politics. Let's talk politics. I have

(28:17):
been waiting for us facts to start talking about politics.
Now go around and say who you're supporting. Okay, cold
play for me? When I first heard parachutes, Oh, I
knew culture was for me. Yeah, and my my favorite
song of the of the debates was fixed You. I'm supporting.

(28:41):
I'm supporting two people, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris. Which
I donated fifty dollars to Elizabeth Warren and after the
call to action, after I clicked, they said would you
like to leave a tip? Which is l O. But
then I was like, I think it goes directly to
the campaign. Because I said yes, I'll do so, I
end up doing sixty, um, sixty dollars. Thank you. Let

(29:06):
me be the first hundreds of dollars to Kamala Harris.
How many hundreds I'm not gonna say how much over
Warren right now? No, I'm not Kamala over Warren. I've
just like I happened to have sent would you love
a joint ticket? I actually would actually they've famously taken
a witch who is which? Who is which? On your ticket?
I is the same for me to say, I don't care,

(29:29):
but I would rather see Kamala debate Trump. But I'm sorry,
I do think I've said this a thousand times too.
It would just be fun of somebody young debated Trump.
It doesn't matter who, just because you could truly roll
your eyes and be like Grandpa, Can I say, can
I throw this out there though? And I'm counting Kamala
as young. I count I count them all as young.
If they're not seventy, they're not Famously, it's not saying it.

(29:51):
Kamala just turned twenty five. Time to sign her up
for a few d um wait. I think someone got
into my d MS and was like, hey, are you
guys supporting Buddha judge talking about you guys, me and
you Yeah, And I was like, I was like, I
was like, we support him, but not with our money,
And that's what I said. I was like, I was like,
I'm supporting two candidates with my money right now, and

(30:12):
he is not one of for the narrative, but I
but I do like people to judge. But but I
think not my not my number one. I guess I've
supported four kings with my money? Can I guess? Bernie
Elizabeth two for two? So far? It's far because we're
talking about a real democratic socialist here in Joshua. Yeah,
I'm trying to think. Laugh, well, there's one you're missing

(30:35):
and the other it's not because there is far Telsey
fag casting Bernie, I can't this games boring? Who Julian
Kastro stupid white fuck? And then I did give Kamala
some money as well, very little. I actually thought that

(30:55):
I bought the Kamala Harris T shirt that says in
that I don't actually love Kamala, but get behind her
if she becomes the option. Well sure I would say this.
I think it would be very very um. We're gonna
crack the cathartic to watch Buddha Judge VP debate, Mike
Pence TV and what what's most important for me? And

(31:20):
you know who's literally a steamed clam right now listening
to this is jilk and Booster because he doesn't he's
not on board this second year. Here's these four voices. Honey,
every last one of the pods talk about talk about
sending hole picks don't even have that k hole picks. Brother, brother, oh, brother,

(31:48):
But I think I think it would be I think
the best debates would be Kamala Vi, Trump and Bud.
Now I have an idea. Is it a game? This
is not a game. But your jewel, my jewel jew

(32:09):
not the j uu ou my gemstone encrusted in a ring.
I love say your idea. Bit, I want to start
a live panel show in New York City, Darling with
all the queers. But Josh, very smartly, was like, because
I pitched this idea to Josh and Aaron one time
on top of the standard hotel at Labanee, she was

(32:33):
BArch said, what are y'all talking about? Is that a
panel show? Honey? We fill over iconic stunning women drowned
iconic that AOC was at a Susan BArch to party,
which one was she? She was at some Susan BArch
party and it was like they took a selfie together
and I was like, this is incredible. Could you imagine
a fucking politician at a Susan BArch party. Well used

(32:55):
to be a waitress, drink the bartender. There's a huge difference.
I can't imagine, imagine Pete. I just want to quickly
say that boot edge edge thing that is going around
and everyone has the that is a Peter Kelly joke.
What do you mean Peter Kelly did that? He put

(33:16):
it on a bottle of poppers and was like he's
campaign campaign did that, and then Peter, no, no he
did no, no, no, you're wrong, up the receipt. Peter's
joke was to put the document did documents. No, I'm sorry,
you're wrong. No, you're wrong. I have these documents. Is

(33:36):
the new I have the sea these documents claim these
documents otherwise, Oh, I've got a notary on a leash, honey,
contain my my bad contains nunnarized documents that say and
claim otherwise myself will notarize anything for sir. You know

(33:56):
that line in Hamlet, get thee to a nunnery, get
thee to a notary, And that was Peter Kelly wrote
that first Na Shakespeare. Wait, what was gonna say? And
you were about to say something great idea I had, Well,
you were like, it has to be it can't be
like a plane panel show with no extra layer on top.
It has to be a take on a panel ship.

(34:17):
That's what I thought. I think it should be a
panel show about current events and baby we get into.
Are we going to need to bring a Republican in? Absolutely,
that's fine. Who could we have? Oh no, that's not invited,
And do not tuck that out because he sucks wild?
Actually don't. I'm not on Twitter, so I don't always
know who's really like. I'm unclear about at all. What

(34:39):
is his deal? Is he a gay Republicans a gay
Republican Republican though, but during the whole skank fest fiasco
he was like people who then you fucked into? It
was unintelligible. I read his tweets, I was like, Okay,
this doesn't even This is not registering to me as
like my I like Twitter better than Instagram generally. But

(35:00):
the one thing I do like about Instagram is like
when the skank festing happens, like you can't really like
put your take or your thought Instagram. You can when
it's like, oh, this tragedy happens and people post a picture,
But like, sure, Twitter is so exhausting when somebody needs
to get canceled. It's very hard for me to be
tolerant of Republicans. Is that insane for me to say, like,
it's it's it's just like and you know when you know,

(35:22):
like this whole thing of like back in the day
when we used to have a civil conversation, you know
that's because we were too afraid to say anything, right,
You know that we were able to quote have a
civil conversation because literally society was on your side because
this is the time when gay people had no voice
and people of color had no voice. That's why you
were able to have a quote unquote civil conversation. That's
what you miss is us not saying anything. Okay, Rogers

(35:44):
in the VP debate now, I think Rogers Rogers vs.
V understand is that incorrect. They tied it to like
identity politics, to like Republicans, like Republicans are believed this
and like which changed like the seventies, like Republicans is
gonna be tied to religion and so that that that's
because it becomes a lot harder to have a conversation

(36:06):
free Stonewall. It was like the homophile organizations were like
some of them, like Maddiking Society managing society was like
we should be don't hold hands, and like we gotta
like we should be white. Yeah. No, it was like
we gotta bring like these people, these like these people
in psychio try on on our side, which on the
like was sort of it does make a point, makes

(36:29):
a point, but all shouldn't have to exactly. But then
like other activist groups were like, no, that's stupid. We
have to like make noise and be I guess I'm
not even talking about gay Republicans like whatever that is,
Like I hope you're getting searching for their um. I
guess it's just like this thing of like like I

(36:49):
do watch the View each day and Megan Megan mccame
is constantly on her on her ship about how like
you know, traditional Republicanism quote unquote is dying, and it's like,
well it's dying because everyone figured out like you didn't
speak for anyone but yourself, like it's and that's I
think why it's dead, like they say, like you know,
no one wants they Someone asked her like would you

(37:11):
ever run for office and following your father's footsteps, and
she was like, well, my type of Republicanism isn't popular,
and she kind of went on about that and I
was like, yeah, I mean, do you think that maybe
this isn't popular because the people that you've been taking
advantage of for this long, I have now figured out
that that's the case. Like Paul Ryan coming out the
other day and saying like, oh, yeah, Trump's an idiot.
We knew all along. It's like, okay, so literally you

(37:33):
were putting politics for anything else and like putting us
in danger with an idiot at at the head of
the country because why it furthered your political agenda that
vile before any of that true, but it's just like
full and rand eat the port right Nazi, He's just
as bad. So it's like and then I guess that's
my politics of what's bad about them, where it's like, oh,

(37:54):
you just like say things in a certain way that
it doesn't sound as bad. It's easier to be like
Trumps fucking idiots popping off all this idiotcy whereas like
he's like learned enough that we're like it's civil and
it's like, no, he's been a full slime since day one.
But how can you wonder why that's disappearing now? Do
you hear yourself talk like it's just mind bob like
to and we did get into we got into politics

(38:17):
and we stopped having fun. Actually, actually, I actually was
still having fun the whole time. It's really fun for
me to be politically engaged. And that's why I'm running.
I'm the four roof Democrats. To announce there was there
was a minute in my head where I thought about
running for Congress on Long Island. When what minute these

(38:39):
out of the close terms, right on the class terms,
I was like ac inspired as inspired me to Ron,
I was like, I should I come out forgotten you office?
We need more stars to run stars? Oh my god,
we need more stars like Trump. It's going great. Yeah,

(39:01):
actually there's been a deficit of stars. We need more stars.
What would be your biggest issue? You think, Oh, were
coming Orlando, bitch, that's where you need to run. You
would be well, I would win anywhere I ran. Well,
we all agree on that, star, Honey, I can. I
can win in Topeka? Do I can? What? What would

(39:28):
I run on? I think I would run on I
think I would run on trail. I would run on
Mary and Williamson's exact just just lip syncer. I just
lip sync Mary and Williamson the whole time, like some
queens out there. No listen um, politics are exhausting. Let's
talk more about cold Play was fixed. I think I

(39:53):
liked the X and way was my entry point because
I missed the whole rush of Blood to the head
was there was that their debut album, Rush No Parachute.
Remember when remember when white dudes were just coming out
calling them the greatest band in the unit. Understand that
they became that like justin Timberlake. I remember like announced
them at a show. He was like, the best band
in the world, cold Play. And then I was like,

(40:15):
for some reason, as a child watching that, I was like, oh,
so I guess that's true. Yeah, absolutely, a child's um. Yeah. Also,
I mean again not an interesting take, but they were
like they were after Radiohead, who does exactly what they
do but better. So it's like so interesting it was
it was you too too. It's like this is the
the next YouTube, the next radio Head. And then they

(40:39):
became let's go around the room? Would you fuck Chris Martin? Yes,
Chris Martin is the lead singer. Yeah, yeah, yes, I
wouldn't be like yes, I wouldn't be like a Dodds
dodd to use the Michelin rating playing a trip around. Yeah,
I learned that just one star is um worth a stop?

(41:01):
So okay, can I ask you a question? How do
you even get one star? You have to be pretty good? Yeah, yeah,
you have to be very I you have to be
really fanciul. You have accumulate stars. So you get you
get one, and you get more and more and more
until you can drop him. Honey Rope the Breslyn April.
That's tragic. The first time she hasn't been Michelin start

(41:22):
since two restaurants have them clear, it's like an honor
to get one. Yeah, so one star is worth a stop,
two stars is worth a detour, and three stars is
worth a special trip. How about that? That's so gay?
That's why I said my cost is one star by
my ass three baby cock. Yeah, I get it. But

(41:42):
if you but if you're buying a ticket, it better
be from my ass. Michelin the Grand dom herself herself
four than three, and you can get more than three,
but like, no know that you can. I thought three
was you know, Miss Katie Perry and Buenapotite has a
lyric that says I'm a fast you definitely can't get five,
And maybe I think there is is tricking us well,

(42:07):
then what is for if three is a trip? Is
for like go to another planet, for as like for
as like book your ticket, bitch? Why as sleep three
is like we're going to use the point? Yeah, okay,
then credit card? Hoey, honey, Honey used the point. Honey
used the points and used the point. Now, I think

(42:28):
this is a great time speaking of travel, talk about
saying the trip that we trip. Now, let's plan this.
I'm actually gonna throw this up Lando. We're going to
Orlando August. We come back that day. But David's coming

(42:51):
on August nine to join us. You want to come? Yeah,
let me think about this when they get travel, I
don't have anything. I think it'll be fun for us
all to go. That's what I'm saying. I definitely definitely
didn't need the attitude. I don't send to giving it.
I definitely didn't need that. I'm shocked and appalled. I
was thinking something more in the fall, okay, an autumnal

(43:13):
Do you want to go like upstate and see leaves?
Or do you want to get on a damn plane?
Or you can take a plane upstate? Actually, you know,
be fun? What Montreal? I love Montreal and I haven't
been in a long time. This bitch is going in
July and then for the party. Maybe it'll feel to you.
When I went to Montreal like seven years ago, maybe
it's the only time I've had like a and I

(43:35):
know this isn't real, but the like sex with a
straight guy where I met this guy at the gay
club who was French and was like, I'm here for
the summer. My girlfriend is in France. As she said,
I could do whatever I want to go home with him?
How was but what he said? Say what he said?
He wanted to suck your cock to know what his girlfriend? Yeah,
he was like that, and I want to, you know,

(43:55):
suck at you know how my girlfriend fused empathetic of him. Absolutely,
Oh yes, I'm hetero, more like hero hetero, more like hetero,
more like he eero, drop the tea, drop everything that fun.

(44:20):
I would, But would would that be too close to
your last Montreal trip? That I would like to go
somewhere we all can experience new, interesting somewhere none of
us have, is it? I haven't done any of you
done like or Mexico. Haven't done Mexico? What if we
went to Europe? I would? But what if we went
to Europe, I would do it. What if you want, Tom,

(44:43):
I'm gonna go. Should we go for World Pride next year?
Year's even an Amsterdam? Yeah. I would say being in
York was the most fun I've had it Pride. It
was because of World Pride, but some of it definitely
was where it felt like it just more of an
event and a lot more things going on, and I
engaged with it a lot of the open now afterwards

(45:06):
called it the best Pride ever. Yeah, I think. So
you gotta get Damn Taie Sunderland on this pod with
her yesterday and yeah, well he said you're gonna He
had demned me earlier saying you guys said it was
a little like I don't know what would I say,
And I was like, oh, he'd be great. Talk about
Kim Petrish, I would um, but yes, I was gonna

(45:27):
say this seems interested in World Pride for in New
York this year was interesting because my the narrative I
kept sort of drumming up in my head was it's
gonna be Awful's gonna awful, It's gona be awful. Yes,
this is very Joseph Campbell. I was just like, this
is gonna be so bad, it's gonna be so crowded
that it's gonna be terrible. But then, yeah, I was
so surprised when you looked like the city rose to
the challenge and it did any more crowded than any

(45:48):
other Pride. It felt like because they knew it was
World Pride, they like planned better. Yeah, and so it's like, actually,
can I just thank the police? Can I secondly thank
the corporations because each and every one of them helped us.
They have our you know, Bank has your back. Faggett,
and I hope to god that had a great fucking

(46:08):
time at World Pride this year. Do you know him?
I met him. Wants a cluster fest to be a
lovely ns very funny. He's very he's very funny. He's
very funny, but like he just has shitty opinions. And
I can say that and he can come and murder
me if he wants. You Totaly Degree super Smash Brothers
um fag edition and you guys can fight. The world

(46:31):
is great. Would go to a six minutes, two hours
love Amsterdam next year, I would do I would do
Berlin with the gays in the phone. That would not
be new for me, but I would love props from Roger.
Was somewhere new for all of us. But I'm saying
I love Berlin so much, I would happily go. Also,

(46:53):
maybe we'd say Berlin until next year and make it
like a late spring, early summer, like nice weather because
it is cold. They're what if the fags went to
Nolans I've never been. We went every year for that's
when the weather will be, because it's past hurricane season.
It won't be fun. Would totally love to do that.

(47:14):
Let's do that. Wait after let's pick a weekend. Let's
let's go for Halloween. It would be crazy. There's much
the most fun parade Everest. I love to travel in October.
I love it's settled. I've been wanting to do that
for I think, honestly, throwing this out there, it sounds
crazy cuckoo. Vegas with the Fags would be very I

(47:35):
don't want to go back to tell you something. Literally,
before I said New Orleans, I almost said Vegas, and
then I was like, oh wait, why would anyone reject
ves I'll never gus so close mind, I'm actually going
to Vegas. So small mind, open minded, I have experience.
I have been there and I said, no, thanks many, David.
Did I tell you this? Dave and I are doing

(47:56):
game show in Vegas. That's wait, wait, we're doing it
on during this festival. We're doing it on September. Do
you see festival is Skank Fest Vegas. You've seen Maggie
Rogers in l A on the September nine, September twenty
I'm in Vegas doing game show in September twenty one.
We have our show at the Belt. You've got to
get for a woman who gets it and who gets

(48:18):
it more than I don't know what. I'm putting a
pin in it. We're going to New Orleans for help.
Pin drop. That's what you say whenever whenever lift pick
up New York, lift drop off New Orleans, pocket alligator,

(48:40):
get a alley and ninety nine now get her alley
and that's why you drop me off. Langon Kingsley. Kingsley
talks about how she went on a tour of a
plantation and the person kept saying the servants, and Langon
kept big like you mean slaves, Like the whole tour
are you talking? Langon isn't hunt And you know how

(49:00):
you're an icon, like she is the only person who
is Langon. That's our number one, queens, that's fair to
say number one. What is it home Taco in l A.
What is it called home state? The taco place. We're
sitting there meeting Langon. There, Langon comes up in head
to toe like I'm talking floppy hat. I was thinking

(49:24):
to the all white flowing like. She's like, hey, Diane Keaton,
Dan Keaton on a safari. This is what she looked.
It was too good what she had. She had all
those hair clips, her hair clips all over. She's like,
in case they didn't tie my hair, was like, what

(49:45):
is this look? I don't know. It's great every she's
the one and only. She has to guard her very
porcelain skin from the sun. Yeah, you know. She writes
for the goldbergs Now, she's a Goldberg. She's rich as hell.
I'm gonna buy me a boat. She's hey, if she
ain't given Kamala fifty and a ten dollar tip, then

(50:07):
she can get gone. She's gonna she's gonna buy me
a boat for me and my husband. He goes when
he says, my Goldberg, bunny, and buy me a boat
my husband, He say my husband, I'm giving hicken Looper money.
My husband calls hick and Looper butterfly man because flap

(50:28):
flap flapp. What's the orientation of pink panther? Okay, actually
and not a sexuality but metrosexual straight addresses a little Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're obsessed with making this question different. You are, You're
obsessed without answering this question. Having a bad episode. That
sucks of you to say it too, having a bad episode.

(50:50):
I think not my fault. Wait, wait, wait, let's let's
dive into this. Let's dive into this. But when how
do you think we can turn this around for you
think it's already? I think it's a pretty like this
is the reality. The producers are like, we need the narrative.
We know Bowen wins in the end. You know, like,
so what World of Wonders rooting for you? You know?

(51:14):
Should we all, like, I'm not kidding, tomorrow start drag
and try and all get on season. Oh yes, and
I said that I'm not kidding. Let's all start track tomorrow.
I'm not kidding. I've got a bet we all start
track tomorrow. The last one of us to get on
Drag Race bottoms for the other in a gag bag
on World of Wonder, and until three of us get

(51:37):
on and one does not, and then that one has
to spread their spent thousands of times and the other
three will skip a stop on work the world to
come and sunk their little hole. Honestly, I think, you know,
we all win. I like it. I do think. I
do think if we got on drag Race, we'd be

(51:57):
the top four. I'm not for sure, not one of us,
not one real queen or so none of this skill.
Well Bone can lip sync the only he's not the
only one. All of a sudden uploads a couple of bits,

(52:17):
and all of a sudden he's the lip syncing queen.
One word slof one word Tina Burner, Burner, I want
to head a lettuce. Umh my god, that's true. Interesting yourself,

(52:39):
Ti tim dealing, but so pro head, I say it
a lot of the same ship deal justld queen. He's
like it's Puto Rican wrapping. It's like like like watch well,
but she's so funing she does for I've seen I think,

(53:00):
let us call me a fag. Of course you too.
She saw these red nails on me and they were chipped.
She said, what are your nails painted? Even fingering a clown,
terrible drag queen, you even fingering a clown. Kids, All
these kids are rotten, rotten kids. We were in Palm

(53:24):
Springs and we were the thing about Palm Springs is
it's like a lot of like name names, older older
game men retired in their name Stewart, Richard, Simbol, Donovan
do anyway, So we're walking by these um this group

(53:44):
of this group of men to get to our table.
When when our table was called, and this one game
man looks at me, looks up and down, turns to
his friend, rolls in eyes and says, come on, what
do you think that was? We wanted to He likes
your rocking bod. He's like, come on, this hot What
you were wearing or what was going on in the
more A nice white printed shirt. It was very crisp,

(54:08):
short sleeves. He looked very he looked very sort of
that aesthetic pump. Spring's actually not sure I wore like
a butterscotch polo that was that was tucked into my Yes,
I did remember what I wore or maybe okay, maybe
he works in and he was saying to his friends.
Come on, I can't believe he's here and not working,

(54:30):
because this kid is so talented and I'm a fan
of the That's what I wanted it to get across,
with my talent on this talented kid here, he's not
in the studio, should be filming. That's what it was.
Or maybe he's maybe he's friends with your mom. Yeah,
maybe maybe he's friends with your mom and he knows

(54:51):
you just came out six months ago and you're already
in Pump Springs. He's like, come on, what is going
on over here? Guess that was That's what it was before.
That's what it was. This is the fact Matt was
a hidden Palm Springs with the Martini and you and

(55:13):
I walk into the spaces and I'm fucking in Viz
and I and that's and that was a sobering reminder.
And I was like, you know what, I still have
a long way Togo before people see me, and I
better make a big splash New Orleans. What were you wearing? Man?
I was? I truly looked perfectly average. It was great,
and I was eating a lot and I was like,

(55:34):
we were having a really good time. I was putting
food first, good good pool. I saw a lot of pool.
We had a really good time. I actually, I'm sorry,
I'm gonna say something controversial. Let's get into it's very
long island. Well, I'll tell you why I prefer a
pool culture to beach culture culture culture. Every ever talked

(55:58):
to me again, that's gonna be weird per the rest
of a podcast. It's gonna be weird for the rest
of it. I don't know. I feel I feel, I
feel you have to admit Fire Island as a pool culture. Though,
sure I have to, you have to. What do you
mean infiltrated? I feel that Fire Island is like a

(56:18):
culture that's like, honestly, it's like it's it's like stormtroopers. Well,
here's I don't know what that means. It's like, I
don't know, white, you don't know what it's all white stormtroopers.
That's what. Here's here's okay, here's here's what I think
it is good at laser guns. Is that in Palm
Spring legal palm Springs, you can just get just sequester yourself,

(56:43):
don't You don't have to be seen. You go outside
to get dinner, and that's like the moment you're like
oh yes, society, the rabble, the gentry, and then the petariat.
But in Fire Island it's like everyone's just you're you're
always sort of coming out. It's Palm Springs over Fire Island.
The Fire Island. Well, here's the thing with Fire Island.
Fire Island is like anyone can come over and you

(57:04):
can't tell them to leave, whereas it's like Palm Springs,
it's like you're in your house with your people. Want Honestly,
I don't want to drop in. You're a capitalist, you
want property rights. Already said property rights. I think Fire
Island is like summer camp and that can be like
with all the pros and cons. Yeah, exhausted, I don't

(57:25):
there are cons to Fire Island. I was gonna say
Fire Island. My fear in Fire Island sometimes is theoretically
anyone could just walk into your house at night and
kill you. But they can do that in any house. Well,
in Palm Springs it's like it's all very far and
spread out, and it's it's it's more likely to happen
in Palm Springs. I think. Yes, when I was just

(57:46):
in to Springs, they had I had to call the
like Airbnb, property manager journeys, like because I couldn't get
in the house. He's like, oh sorry, we're changing the
locks every day because there's so many robberies in the name.
I think Island is a place that it's like you
would It's the reason that Ultra so open and freeze,
because like you would never do anything there, because then
you're trapped on an island waiting for the next ferry,
like you wouldn't get away with Plump Springs is like

(58:06):
suburban getting dams, Like yeah, you can drive and go
anywhere there you go. Yeah, I think I'm shockingly. I
think it's a well, it's an interesting you would think
that I I would be Pump Springs and that would
be pro Fire Island. And why would you think that
Long Island it's a island geographic distance and not culture,
because I think Fire Island doesn't feel like a Long

(58:27):
Island culture, and I see the Pump Springs is somewhat closer.
I thought before I went to Fire Island, I thought
I had the opinion that I think a lot of
people have about it, that it would freak me out
and that it would make me anxious and that. But
I thought, I think it's very fun and lovely, white
and white. It'll make it. It will make you as
anxious as you let it. Just choose your own adventure.

(58:48):
And you're getting anxious. What I've been on fireland and
never had sex with anybody on it and it didn't
bother me. You don't have to have sex. You don't
have to and the time for you. In the rample,
I said a red sex with anybody. You're not a
person to be. You're a whole boy. Whole boy. Tell

(59:10):
me again, Oh, this is a this is a survey
by a hunter. Harris. You're the prompt is you're the
options are a wizard Harry or Claire Foy and first man,
a bunch of boys. I'm you're a bunch of boys.
I haven't seen Claire, but there's a clip from the
trailer where she goes, you're a bunch of boys and

(59:33):
they're just like laying on that American accent. I'm wizard Harry,
but I wish I was a bunch of boys. So
that's a goal I have. Can be whatever you want
to know, but I'm not. I know what I am now,
and I'm just saying I'm yeah. I think you two
are your wizard, Harry, and we're you're a bunch of boys,
someone who doesn't like the island. I am, you're a
bunch of boys. You said you don't even like it.
Not even this trip is going to change your mind.

(59:55):
I bet because you haven't been in like a year. Right, Yeah, no,
this is gonna be. You're gonna Can I tell you
what it is? It's not even it's not even a
culture thing. It is a I don't like to be
sandy girl. Don't go to the sand. Hello, Why why
keep rubbing your like? Can I speak? Can I speak

(01:00:17):
your piece? I'd rather like I don't like when I
get out of the bed sand everyone scorpions, dear, dear,
divorce scorpion absolute with scorpions, deer the handheld Dyson Darling's funny.
Suck up the sand, my scorpion husband, he say, bring

(01:00:42):
the handheld dicon over, bitch, Yes, honey, shark and have
a guitar. Whatever I can do and think whatever I want,
just speaking every time. Yes, Yes, it's funny. We're gonna
leave his name. Who are we been talking about? You?
Do be very clear? Named yar always hurt Harry. I

(01:01:03):
think I think I will do the bleeping is that okay,
I'm a yeah, great, we got an affirmative from Emma.
I think that makes it more interesting. And this thing
is exciting, it's exciting. I think you should bleep out
every proper now and can't wait for this to be
hoisted onto my plate. When I get tons of d
m s, who are you talking about? Who are you
talking about? Everyone? Because they know privilege, I've never once

(01:01:23):
gotten a d what privilege? Privilege? What privilege? What privilege? No?
Every true that people go in your MS more, that's
not true. No, I'm just saying I constantly whenever I
get d ms that are like, what were you guys
talking about? What's this? What's this? I'm gonna do that

(01:01:44):
to you everything it does. No, I get those d
ms the time to here. Here's the thing. If you
want to find out who this person is, just DM
me and I'll tell you there. Don't d don't talk
to me. Don't DM Matt, never d Matt again. To
come up in person. That comes support the dolls. Let's
come in person, the girls, tip the girls. I think

(01:02:06):
it's time for I don't think this segment segments. This
is our segment that we do. That is our one
minute to rent on something in culture that we do
not like or find a distasteful or even hate. And
looks like you're thinking hard about what yours is going
to be. I've got one that's gonna I'm gonna it's

(01:02:27):
gonna break the world. It's so good. Oh my god,
wow wow, Okay, all right, this is um. I've got one.
You want to go first, you go first, I can
go first. Here you go. This is gonna be bowen Yang's.
I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I
don't think so, honey. Electric fans, darling, you want to
talk about recycles air bitchard perpetrator number one, not honey.

(01:02:50):
You're just taking air and making it move around and
oscillate in little waves. I see you. That is. That
is not the stunt. That is not a stunt, bitch.
If you want to if you want it process air,
you better make it come out colder, bitch. I need
you to be blasting in my face and all my
little holes, cold, cold, cold, honey. If it's a fan,

(01:03:15):
it's just a lot of air. Get down, take your
time to you and moreover, I don't see what the
purpose is fifteen seconds. The ceiling fans are just good
for you know, for cats to just look at something,
for children to be you know, transfixed. It's a distraction

(01:03:38):
in this medi alienscape. We don't need distractions. We need
to be talking about the thing itself, and the thing
itself is air conditioning pens for your rebuttal, this fraggard
shouldn't be talking pens. Interesting. I did a really good pen.
It was a little southern. Hello laurens me, Lauren? Are

(01:04:01):
you hello? Lauren? Get to Montreal. Um, this is Matt Rodgers.
I don't think somebody's happening. Wait wait, wait, wait wait
do you have it? Um? I I had it for
a second. Um oh yes, yes, yes, Okay, this is
Matt Roger's. I don't think so. It's time starts now.
I don't think so. Honey. Loranges, Okay, this is what
you get when it's in between a lemon and orange.

(01:04:23):
It's a big lemon, it's a small orange. Here's what
I think. Lorenges. You can't put them in a fucking drink.
Why because when you get cut into it, unfortunately, it
has the toughness of a lemon skin and the mass
of an orange. Fruit, so you have a very large,
hard skin, so it's hard to get into. Often if

(01:04:45):
you put your orange peel is a goddamn cocktail, honey,
you will find that it doesn't taste as good as
it would with a regular lemon or a regular orange. Bitch.
There are is a orange tree in the backyard of Granta, Titleman,
and the things actually look good. But the problem with
that is they look good and then you go to
taste them, honey, and they taste I don't think so, honey, oranges,

(01:05:09):
decide what you are. You can either be one or
two things. Lemon, there are only two of these things.
That's the binary and that Lauren oranges. Welcome to the stage, lawnges.
That's what I thought. No, you know loranges. No, that's

(01:05:30):
not what they're called. I believe there's so many damn
hybrid fruits out there. You can't even can't keep tracking,
can't you the hybrid I'm half fag, half horse, Lauren
a cent whore. That's a good pun, Oh, it, says
record producer Lau Wrong. Yeah, because it's a person. Do
these wait do these not exist? Wait? What? Wait? What fruit?

(01:05:56):
Do you think they're just bad? Lemons are bad oranges.
Maybe they're called orange Jim's Wait, oranges, these don't exists
in credit is back yard. No wonder it, larenge. It's
like a large lemon that's like half an orange. Probably
eating damn rocks. You're probably eating damn rocks. Wait do
these not? Are these not real? I had not heard

(01:06:17):
of them, but they had a lot of weird hybrid fruits,
especially alright, so I don't think the only hybrid fruits.
Then you're confusing my oranges. Lorange slide into the d
m s. Are loranges exist? Do they exist? Slide into
the oranges? Every time he says lawrenches, I'm telling you,
I'm looking it up at all. I'm getting his larange. Um. Okay,

(01:06:40):
I think it's time we can get We can put
a pin in that like New Orleans can pin um.
And I think who wants to go first? Between Josh
and Aaron, here we go, I can go. I think
Aaron gonna be hard to follow. Okay, Hey, I reserve
the right to walk out if I don't. This is

(01:07:00):
Aaron Jackson' I don't think so many as time starts now,
I don't think so honey, going to church on Sunday
and Wednesday. No, no, no, no, honey, pick a damn day.
I had to go to church on Sunday and Wednesday,
my damn like, and I didn't want to go on Wednesday.
I already got all the God I needed on Sunday,

(01:07:22):
and some of these damn folks go Sunday morning, Sunday
night and Wednesday. I don't think so, honey. So you think, oh,
I love my church community. I want to see him more, well,
honeyment picture. Look at a damn picture of them. You'll

(01:07:43):
see him in but six days, noted, but seconds. And
then he got to go look at them all on Wednesday. No, honey,
wednsdays from being at home eating spaghetti. I don't think.
So this is terrible, killed them all. That's one minute

(01:08:07):
of sucking trash. Wait, actually I have a question for you. Yeah,
so I heard that many questions. Yeah, so we're the
Sunday crew and the Wednesday crew largely the same people,
is that? Yeah? I mean it was more like we
did choir and youth group on well, so there was

(01:08:27):
different activities to do that Sunday youth group, Sunday evening,
Sunday evening, and you'd still come on Wednesday for like
it was how long were the masses? Well, it wasn't
like a seven days day. It was like it wasn't
like a massive but it was like a couple of hours.
Sorry queen, no, no, no no. It was like we

(01:08:49):
didn't all like go into the big church. It was
like we did things. It's like, yeah, you're white dinner
with these phitey whit we would have on Friday night.
Friday nights, no comes about God the whole dayn weekend.
When you're Saturday you're feeling bad for all the fucking

(01:09:09):
you're doing, and then Sunday pray to God for give you.
When is the last time anyone here went to I went?
Probably sometimes I when I'm visiting my family. I go
to church for Christmas. I only go when I'm working it.
You know, I'm an interim youth pastor. So sometimes everyone

(01:09:30):
believe like, okay, cool at one time saying it that
really pretty church on sixth Avenue down in the village,
that what was that? What was that spiritual song? Are
you guys saying last night? Which what I left your
name on? And then we shout out to the Lord,
and my sister says so I love Lord, I left

(01:09:56):
your name on high because and then would you guys
do like well, we actually found so one in the audience.
We wanted to get a sign language interpreter because that
felt very youth group. And then we come to someone
who knew the alphabet and got him to spell everything
is it was happening? Now walk us through because I
need a refresher. What are what are the show? From
the Earth to the Cross is minded to pay from

(01:10:18):
the Cross to the grave, from the grave to this guy, Lord,
I left your name on high. Josh is a harmony
queen gorgeous. It was not the right choice, killed them all.
Now it's still at all. You're glad to be going
last because you know, you know what the best church
song is for me says Happy Birthday Jesus and the

(01:10:40):
Highest blessed. It is he who comes from the name
of the Lord hold Highest. What's the Michael W. Smith
song We Love God? Which but yeah, but the one
before that's really iconic. It's like a full like eighties backing.

(01:11:01):
I thought, you're like time, I can't remember you you
wep and now will rasp you a best day? This
is just like this is that classics sketch premise that

(01:11:22):
Matt literally wrote a sketch like this in college for
Hammercats re He was what's that song that goes? Um?
What's that about? Getting a little tired? Everybody promises, promises
the whole looking for a reason, rolling through the night
to find my place in this world, My place in
this world? That's actually birds that guy. I think that

(01:11:47):
charted on the regular radio. My husband, he say hercules.
I'm glad to be going last because I picked another
one and it does not fit the tone of the previous,
so I just decided on a new one. Was a
previous The earlier one was going to honestly be Instagram activism,
but have a better one now boring now, I don't

(01:12:08):
think so, honey, living with my Dom's parents, don't come
and try to slap my little boy hole incomes. It
comes Dom's mommy like are we going to are we
going to see grand popping mom on Wednesday? And I'm like,
come now, mommy, getting me dripping home And here's the thing,

(01:12:33):
here's the thing. I'm so close to getting me lass
since I think his parents don't even want me to
have it, so I'll have to stay at the house
and they'd be walking in on my vicies. Every time
we feel at sexy Vich, they'd be walking into handcuffed
to radiator, ready to have him come. And then they

(01:12:55):
come and say, oh, you're staying for meat pie or
not for dinner? And I say my me, mommy, mommy,
And then and then Dump gets flustered and he loses
little pony and has anyone ever done one in character?
You know why? This is the first? Like God, this
is the first in character on the Pot episode? Max

(01:13:15):
Twitter did do one as Satan. Oh, remember that one?
Anyone is Satan? I think Laura? They Laura? I did
one with they just started. I don't think so many.
And then she screams and there's like a track that
plays and then they screaming. That's what the kids are
getting created kids aretting cream. This was a while ago
to the early live ones. Not this is the first

(01:13:37):
in character on the Pots. The most frequent guest and
an innovator and oh my god, guest co hosted is
your jo has God go guests with me and with
me at live shows. Oh at live she's but never
on the pot. And he's been on the pot three times.

(01:13:58):
The only Live. The only POT episode guest hosts have
been Michelle Collins and Josh Sharp. I believe interesting. Oh no, yes,
oh so Chris is also I mean Joel is also
a four timer. Then on the show many times he
has three time guests and then a guest host. I
think Josh is not the first all the earth. Yeah,

(01:14:23):
I gotta hit that r. I mean, this has just
been another historic episode. I did not know what it
was gonna be, a real Schrodinger's cat going in opening
the box and things cat dead or alive, and not
knowing what the outcome would be. And then I knew
the outcome would be explosive. Welcome to the stage, schroe
Dinger's cat. RuPaul would love that. She'd be like, I

(01:14:44):
got it. There's a good one. But on to the stage.
Alma Mater, my sister had a good one. Okay, so
she's Irish. Welcome to the stage. Pattio lights patio lights
because they got from Alexa Alexa. They were like, can
you turn the patio lights. She's like, cannot find patio lights.
Calimony Ala and she's like, she's a woman, but she's

(01:15:10):
a woman who died at the Alamo. She's a Ghost,
Queen Queen, how to the Baby, Baby Girl. When you
are gone, you can always sing? And when you are
christ it is gone who shines a lighting you. This

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