"Motherf*cker, You're About To Die" (w/ Jennifer Lawrence)

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:53):
You in my heart XO XO Santa Boy, look mare,
Oh I see you am I own bowen.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Look over there is that the culture? Yes, goodness, Wow, Los.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Ding Dong, Los Cuas calling single or a guest really
quickly on video. This is the one that we document
the documentation our guest is filmed.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Give Chris Jenner, Amy Poehlar and Bean girls vibes. I
can't believe.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Sorry, I just wanted the ding Dong lost.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm God good, social good. So so background on the guest.
So come with us back to the Gotham Awards twenty
twenty two. We're sitting there at our tables were being
honored as it were with the Ensemble Award and thank
you Gothams even even retroactively for a fire Island. And
we're sitting there and we had heard rumors and rumblings

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that someone who had walked up to present best Picture
of the Gothams was a reader. And we were like, okay,
do we how do we go about this because Jennifer
Larren's being a reader feels like too much, too much,
But I was like, we should just try to figure out.
So Bowen goes, I'm minute, when she walks by, I'm
just gonna say I love your coat.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I remember this and you was a great coat.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
And so you go, Okay, I'm just gonna she's gonna
walk by, I'm just gonna say I like her coat.
And if she's like, oh, thanks, then we'll know that
she's not a whatever. So you said I love your coat,
your coat, she confirmed, reader, And then I'm a katie.
That's what I was going.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I said, I'm a katie because that had been the
latest one. The latest one. Also, I thought you genuinely
liked the coat away.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I know. Welcome, by the way, welcome to this fucking show,
Jennifer Lawrence.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's been a long time coming.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm just gonna black out. I'm like, are you guys
talking to me like a huge I was gonna bring
I was gonna bring champagne, but now I'm like quitting
the vape and do you have it? I actually met
a woman at a party who was French, and she
was like, when I got pregnant, they told me not
to stop smoking because it would be too stressful.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Wow, what was last time aster? Like for you?

Speaker 4 (03:14):
You were you were doing it all? No, I wasn't
doing it. I was just trying to like roll around
to get from A to B.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Right. What's the horny part of a pregnancy?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Probably second try?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I try.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
But I'm like married, I don't. I'm not like horny.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I'm like married, I'm not like that's actually a real culture.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Number eight. I'm like married, I'm not like horny.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's kind of what your movie Die My Love is about,
kind of being horny.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
There's horny in the beginning. That was a really horny
beginning of the film.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, this is the movie is fucking nuts.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Thank you. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm nervous about the people
that are going to think it's like Twilight, like fansic
and that for those people are just going to be
like walk, don't run, right, yeah, like take your time.
It's poetry. Yeah, yeah, but thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'm sure we're the millions people tell you this. It's
giving Cassavettes. It's giving woman.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, that is the only thing I want to hear.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
So it's giving Cassavetties a sort of like music to
the ears for any project. Yeah, imagine I said that
to us about Vire Island or Ensembleship.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
It's giving.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
They weren't saying that you want the wrong movie. You
don't know what Cassavetti.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
You don't know what Cassavetti. Damn No.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I just like I feel like because a couple of
years ago, one of our favorite movies was No Hard
Feelings and just to think that you're at this place
now where like you can do no hard feelings, but
you can also do die my love. I feel like
there was a little bit of a period where it
was like you were doing your superhero giche and then
it was like Oscar movie what they were wanting you
to do. It feels like now you're picking the stuff

(04:50):
you really want to Thank.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
You, don't you?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Is that true?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Giche? Yeah, Boots, Like, I just I got overwhelmed when
you said no. I feel like I'm so upset. I
didn't get botoks before that. I got botox. I learned
about botox after and I just after. I just they
mended it.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
After when you were seeing it, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Like oh my god, Like why, like, who do you
think you are? Nelly tour Wood.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Don't get no, we're not correcting a name. It's Nelly.
She's actually coming in right after. She's going to be
really incredible.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I wonder if she fus or if she's probably not
definitely not.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
How close are we to it to Tilly to Neilly
till Norwood on screen? Who's going to be the actor
that does the first movie with Tillie Norwood. That's what
I want to know the first human actor. Uh uh,
I'm gonna say one of one of the east Woods,
one of.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
The east Woods?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Really in your Eastwood?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Or oh Clint's dad. We're keeping all of us. We've
broken the new. Was that broke to death before we
broke the and then someone really died? Who was it?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Who do we break the news?

Speaker 1 (06:09):
We announced the death of someone and it was wrong,
and then they really died?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You killed them? How did you get to the place
mentally to be like, we are announcing this death when
it wasn't confirmed, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
What the podcast used to be?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, no, but I've also like literally done that, So
I don't even know how it could be, Like where
were you? Mentally? I did the opposite I had. I
thought I was meeting Elizabeth Taylor after Elizabeth Taylor had
passed away.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Oh, explain this.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Well. There was an old woman at a party that
was just like, I think you're a really great actress,
and I was like, and I was just like, this
is Elizabeth Taylor to her, and then I introduced her
to my friend and was like, this is Elizabeth Taylor
and my friend was like, no, it's not. Elizabeth Taylor
is no longer with us.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Did we find out who it was?

Speaker 4 (06:57):
She was like, she was just an old woman and
she ended up writing like to my agent was like,
because I told the story on Fallon and she was like,
I remember this and I think that's me. I'm that
I'm the woman.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
A little bit was me me. Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Anyway, it was very Cassavetties.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It was very you're probably like Bowen though, where the
people that's that star strike you the most of the housewives?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh yeah? Or are you good with that?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, No, I mean I would be. I would be
absolutely shocked. Are you guys watching everything salt Lake right now?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh my god, salt Lake is I I I won't
get threads. That's good to know.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
M looks good.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
You know who's literally doing Cassavetties is Bronwin and everybody
every Bronwin like scene feels like.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I don't know, why can't he just like pretend to
be nice to her just while they're filming. It seems
like it was just like a twenty minute interaction.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I think on principle, it's that he hates the filming
of it all. He doesn't like the thrown on TV show.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Oh I think it's because he's like, you owe me money,
and so I can treat you however I want.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
No, what I'm getting from it is that it's like
he thinks this character he's playing on camera works.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
I think he thinks reunion.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Right, and but I don't think he gets it because
he shows up. Have you noticed he shows up with
her to like all the press that they do. Like
apparently there was a thing where they were like scooping
ice cream last year.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
He was there.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
He's just like there with her at everything. So it's
not like this thing where she's dragging her husband on camera. Yeah,
he's participating. I think he thinks the way he's coming
across is just different than he is.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Okay, I think, okay, I hear you. I think that
he does not have control over his hatred and animosity
for her.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
My god, I hate that.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
I know. And she's so pretty. When I read did
you guys read all fours? No, it's not for you.
It's whatever. I liked it, but that's just anybody who's
read it. That's who I pictured as the main character.
And I don't even know why I need to say that.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm just gonnap just talking. I believe that she is
having a better season because I think that she's giving
less fucks, and also I think the Christian Serriano of
it all doesn't really need to give.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Yeah it is, she doesn't really need to give that
many fucks. She's like, she's fine, She's not like Brittany.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Confront of me the same what she confronted me was
because I've spoken ill of her. Oh wow, she got
one of that.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Is that way you're being so demure anxiety after that?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
They are professionals. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like
they hear people talk about them all day long. If
you don't develop like actresses actresses. Yeah, And then she
she came up to me at the party. She was like, hi, bowing,
I hear you're not a fan, and I was like,
bron win, bronwan, Yes, it's true, but I'm really happy
to meet you right now. And of course I love
everything you do. I would not be talking about you

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if I didn't feel something strongly about you.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Wow, you are really classy, and I would have fainted.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
And then she we worked it out in the remix
and it's all good. Now and I did dm R
when after that harrowing scene with her mother that I
was just like, oh, I was like, hey, just reaching out.
I've dealt with demension in my family. It's it's really difficult,
and thank you for being so vulnerable on the show
about it and just just reaching out saying hey, we
love you.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
But like that's all the way, class, all the way.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
No.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
But you know I had something like that with La
La oh because I called her see you and t
that was crazy. You are allowed to be famous before
you're like thirty or like.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, you know that's a full quote for this.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
By the way, you shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
To be famous before you're thirty, which we agree with
you all.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, although that's implying that. I'm like, no, I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Wait, you would play La La excellent, you would play LAA.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
I was saying some about Robin Williams, and I said,
Robin Wright Penn and.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
They occupied do the same thing in the nineties. Yeah,
you know, amazing children. Robin right Pen the girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, he started watching their girlfriend. He's some I'm liking it.
The show it's with Olivia Hook and Robin Right Penn.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Oh, I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yeah, what would would you describe it?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
It's kind of like a.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Fun psychological thriller, but it's told from their points of view.
It's very Rachaman meets you know women.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
And Robin Right directed the Robin Right Robin Wright dropped
the pen Uh direct.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
She directed some episodes of House of Cards.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yes, that's right. Yeah, House salt Lake. Other thoughts about
salt Lake.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Other thoughts about salt Lake. I don't know. I think
Lisa's just she's really bothering me.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
She's just so.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Because I get that Angie is like doing the same thing.
But for some reason, Angie doing it just feels like,
I don't know, like a kid doing something, whereas like
Lisa Barlowe is like, so, I don't know. I mean,
this is insulting to both of them. I'm more on
Angie's side.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
She just seems nicer.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
There's an innocence to both of the Religious.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Stuff really freaks me out. I mean, that's why Mormon
Wives was so just to watch. All the loopholes is
so funny, Like we can't drink coffee, but we put
it up our butts. That's it's like God would have
liked that.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's like yeah or yeah, no, that's it. But it's not.
They were butt chugging. They were just soaking.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
No, they were. They were butt chugging, not not out.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
They were, but they were not soaking. They were butt
chugging the coffee. Yes, like a coffee an Yeah, so insane.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
So they all soaked. But they did it in the
boat and they did it in the.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
But there's a thing.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Is it is?

Speaker 4 (13:09):
It is?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
It is soaking when you put your dick in someone
and then lay on the someone jumps on the bed.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Yeah, the other guy, I think, explain this.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, it was also in jury duty.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
Wait who was soaking in jury duty? Marston?

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Marston was the jumper?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Was the jumper? Yeah, I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Oh I do.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I the nomination formation for Marster for bouncing. Did you
watch Miami?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
I don't know why, but I do watch Orange County
and I feel like I'm the only one that I
that watches Orange County. But it's like my favorite I know,
but I love it. There's just like lawsuits galore.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Were you team Katie Janella? No, No, it's hard to
be on team Katie. I'm sorry, Katie if you're listening.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
To this being like team Alexis no, no, imagine no,
I Katie seemed so sane.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Keep lying.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
But she did keep lying, and she did throw up
before the light detector test, which doesn't scream. I think
I'm going to tell the.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Truth or I have a good relationship with the truth.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah, exactly. There seems to be a lot of fear
behind the truth. If you're vomiting beforehand, you.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Did one of those vanity firsts. You were like one
of the first ones to do it. Yeah, and is
that like a real well.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
No, okay, but I found out like after or maybe
right before I no, no, I found out at some point.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
I do think it's a fun social bit. Fine, Oh yeah,
I like it.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
I want Rob, and I think we're gonna do it.
That's like, then, the only feedback I've given on this
press store, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Can we do that? You took that case and can
I go in the weekend?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Check check?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
What is your relationship with Rob? How long you how
do you guys donate to it before this? What is
your relationship with the truth it?

Speaker 4 (15:00):
I didn't really know Rob, And then I mean, but
you can kind of tell how people's personalities are like,
he's exactly what you would imagine. He's like folks, like
a British guy, yeah, and just like sweet and not
dramatic and just like really laid back. And then we
did like dance lessons together, which I guess was like

(15:20):
team building exercises.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Wait, would you get you guys dance the movie?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah, yeah, we did do a dance. It got cut out,
but we did do a choreographed dance, but I think
it was I think in the end it helped being
more helpful, just for like I don't know the choreography
of like sex scenes of course, and like fighting the
scenes and things like that. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Miscordinator we did not have one.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Maybe we did, but we didn't really I would have.
I felt really safe with him. He's like not pervy
and very in love with Suki.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, and so we.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Mostly like were talking about like our kids and our relationships.
So there wasn't any like weird like does he think
I like him?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
If there was a little bit of that, I would
probably have an intimacy coordinator because a lot of male
actors like get offended if you don't like want to
fuck them. Yeah, and then the punishment starts, but he
was not like, not like that. Yeah, I've just heard

(16:25):
of this. I've never you know, I've never experienced it.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
You know who I'm loving Just this sounds so fucking stupid,
but you know who I'm really loving seeing again on
my screens is is Miss Space ac Oh. That's one
of my favorite scenes in it is you guys. Well
this is a spoiler, but like you're in the house
and you come upon each other. It's just like once
that relationship starts unraveling and there's the last time you

(16:51):
guys interact where she like she really kind of sees you.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, she's just so good energetic match there.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
But she like did so much of that, like it
wasn't in the script. She just is such a loving,
maternal and like wise woman. And she was so like
I was pregnant when we were shooting, and so she
was just like, do you need to sit down? Do
you need water? Like what are we gonna name the baby?
And was just so that it just kind of like
came out that way. I've also been looking for vintage
Sissy's Basic Pease because I think I should wear them

(17:21):
on this press word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, thanks.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Are you a big, big vintage shopper.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
No, I like to hop around.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I feel like you'd be really good. I'm getting the
vibe from you that you'd be good in a thrift.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Oh my god, thank you. I would get overwhelmed on
a store. I'm better online stores.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I get.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
My mom used to bring me to t J Max
and I would faint because you would love everything.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
You were so overwhelmed. It's like Disney Worlds. It's like,
I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
All these deals. The pillows.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
That was really cool.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
There's a lot of good. It's called which I want
to really want to be On that meeting where they
decided to change the letter, there was a huge.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
For them, you know what I mean? Yeah, every does
everybody say that to like how people are like, oh
my god, I have a movie idea for you, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
But it's also what we've you know, We've been out
to dinner with our friend Study, who was used to
be right of the show, and she does a thing
where she there was one guy who was persistent. One
time when we were the waiter. The waiter was persistent
once and then she just she shut it down. And
I think in a very good way where she was like,
let me just tell you, even if we did take
your idea, it would.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Be a huge legal problem.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
And then that you you could see us, and then
and then he was like okay, and but it was
like a thing of like it's just don't even, don't even.
I don't get an impulse to want. But that's just
like a lack of it's like a lack of insecurity.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
I'll never understand.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Just like your standing and other people are sitting and
you're like, I want to tell you my creative idea.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
People, I don't.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I wish I didn't resonate with what those people are
going through. But I met Mark Ronson and sang I'm
a song. I was like, I wrote the song ones
about street sweeping. It's like street sweepers, we'll have the
muffet now. We're just gonna know. I know, and I
don't know what I was expecting. But he was just

(19:25):
like nice to meet, and I was like, okay, I'll
give it to somebody else.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
You know, this would have gone platinum in seconds. The
Jennifer Lawrence Penn song Sweet Street Sweeper. Yeah, do you
how much of this is written out?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
I don't want to keep talking. What if you guys
sue me? What if Mark sues us?

Speaker 1 (19:51):
I would love that. Actually, I would love to get
into a legal battle with Mark.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
I love celebrity imagines like that when you find people.
When to find out people like have a bee figure,
like how did they meet?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
How they met? If the three of us were on
the same side of a lawsuit, I think we do
very well.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Oh yeah, well we all have different strengths. Although I
think you would probably be a team leader.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
No, it's this guy really? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, why is this me?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
No, you're the lawyer.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I think he's the doctor and I'm the lawyer.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Okay, yeah, so if anyone gets hurt, yeah, I will
help on the case. Well, years ago they kind of
floated to us, do you want to do the amazing race?
And I did think that we would have been okay
at that because no one has an incredible sense of direction.
He walks very fast, his lags are very strong. Yeah,
and he also speaks three languages. And I will eat anything,

(20:37):
and you could tell me out of a plane, you
know what I mean. Very spry and fast. You can
get through a space. I don't think you'd eat anything
because you had trouble holding a baby alligator.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
But days ago, he's in.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Your mouth or in your hands, in our hands. So
we just got back from a New Orleans bachelor party.
It was Joel Kimbuster's bachelor party. We shot guns. I
did get a little hurt.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Oh wow, you got shot.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
This is the first time I've been shot. Oh and
you're like, oh cold and saw gators.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
You killed the gator.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
No, we didn't kill them. Oh, but we could because
we learned. Okay, but we.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
He there was a point where the gator guy was like,
you want to hold the gator? And I was like
kind of hanging back and being last because like, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
If don't want to, I don't see your connection of
how that means you wouldn't eat, like like you hold
it in his hands.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
But here's the thing that there was one hundred thousand
dollars prize or however, but the fun dollars it is you.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Would in your hands, hands, in your mouth. Okay. I
don't know why I'm separating hands and maybe they are
more similar. I'm just saying what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
If you're squeamish, you're squeamish.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Maybe yeah, if you're here's what I'll say.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
If you put the like competitive angle into something, I
can do incredible things.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yes, I don't. I'm not squeamish with my hands. I'm
sorry to continue to separate it. I'm not, but I
am swamish with my mouth. And I was a mom friend.
I was at school. I don't want to talk about
kids because it's just so gross, but I was at
school and I was meeting one of my mom's friend's
like boyfriends, and so I was like, Hi, I'm Jen,
Nice to meet you. And in the corner of my
eye I saw a worm no that it was like

(22:16):
morning time, and it had just I think it was
on the sidewalk, and I was like, oh, you're not
supposed to be here, and I just squatted down and
tried to pick it up, but then it started going crazy,
and I was like and like squatted down, and then
I finally grabbed it and I was like, Bye, nice
to meet you, while it was just squirming in my hand,
and I was just like, what a weird first impression.
I could have waited at least for him to go away.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
No, but you needed to do something about the worm
in that moment.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Well, I had to put him back in the planter box.
He was going nuts. He would have just the sun
would have come up and he would have been frat
rab A jack rabbit on a black asphalt in July.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yes, poor salt on a slug.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
No, that's so it'll kill it, It'll like because they're
all more.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, is this an ex Is this a vocal warm
up into southern for you?

Speaker 1 (23:06):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Something around as in July?

Speaker 4 (23:09):
It's just a Kentucky saying like, oh, I'll be over
there quicker than a jack rabbit hopping over a black
asphalt road in July. If it's not, and I made
that up, that's even crazier.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
But I'm pretty so it's got to be reaching.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I'm like God willing in the creek, don't rask.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
I was shooting a felt.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I don't know why this just came to me, but
I must tell you that even two summers ago, when
I was shooting in Charlotte, North Carolina, the name on
everybody's lips was well we shot the Houngar Games here,
And I was like, yeah, this this town is that
is the pride and joy of that town. Oh good,
that is your Southern impact or that is your impact
on the South question.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Mark, Well, I don't know if I've had a very
big impact on the South.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
I think that's a pretty rebowl impact on the South.
It's for a whole city to be like, Okay, well
this is this is where they shot the Hunger Games. Yeah,
well that's that's the first.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
There was so haunted. I can't even tell us. I mean,
blender is going off. That's on their own, just just
just a blender imagine.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Ghost New Orleans was really bad too. So I had
to move three times, and everybody was like, she's so tired,
and I'm like, yeah, I'm whatever. Shot there a movie
called Causeway, don't worry about it.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Yeahsway, no, of course, Henry.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
So I moved three times and then I was like,
I can't move anymore. I guess I'm just going to
go to a hotel. And so then I got a
hotel and then on the morning, I was like shooting
nights and so in the morning would be like two
in the afternoon or whatever, and I heard a housekeeper
and like lifted up and I was like oh, I
was under the blankets. She didn't see me, and so
I was like hi, and she was like, oh, I'm

(24:58):
so sorry, and I was like it's okay. And then
I went back to sleep. And then when I woke up,
my producing partner Justine was like, I'll come to your
room and then we'll go down together, and I was
like sure. And then I got up and my dead
bolt was on, So there was no cleaning lady in
my room.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
And you you don't think it was you being like
in between sleep and wake you there was a person there.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Well, now that you bring it up, I mean, I
guess it's.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
And you don't think that what you said is ridiculous
because I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
I just come from a world where, like we believe women.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
So where's that world? But how do I get there?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
How do how do I?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I would love to check it out.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
I would do take me with you? Did?

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Were you a believer though? Before that?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
I always women or ghosts?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Neither? No? Both?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Wait what if she what if she dead bolted and
then took the back door? Was there a back door?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
It wasn't a back door. What do you think this
was like a mansion? It was just like a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well that causeway budget was huge.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
It it was so huge you did not rise from
your bed to go.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Let me try to think of some other ones that
were more like just there's nothing you can argue with here.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'm not arguing with that.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Believe.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I believe you as a woman.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Okay. So when I was at the house that I
had to move, I was like watching Handmaid's Tail in
the living room because I just want prophecy. Yeah, and
the kit the doors in the kitchen started slamming, and
I was like hello, like I thought somebody was like
maybe mad, and and then yeah, who's mad? And there

(26:38):
was nobody there. And then I had like a folded
up towels and I took them to the room with
the shower, the yeah, and I put them on top
of the toilet and then I was like washing my hair,
and then the top towel was laid out flat perfectly
on the floor, which like there's no way it could
have fallen fallen like that. Yeah, So I stayed in

(26:59):
the shower for as long as I possibly could until
I got brave.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
I believe in ghosts.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
It's kind of like saying you don't believe in aliens,
like believe as many dimensions as you can see and field.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Get out of here. Yeah, so you're convinced.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Yeah, otherwise I'm crazy, Right.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I guess what I'm trying to do when I say
I don't believe in ghosts and aliens, I'm trying always. Always.
I think what I'm trying to do is protect myself
because I'm so.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Scared of it.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Yeah, I mean there's nothing I'm more scared of than
like a ghost coming in and like that thing that
they do allegedly where they're like sit on your chest or.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Like, yeah, that's that's sleep, paraos sleep, the.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
Sleep palasis of it all.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
And then also the aliens, Like I just don't believe
a world where the aliens are coming.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
To like hang out and chill, like, hey, we just
wanted to find information. It's like, no, they're going to
kill us.

Speaker 4 (27:51):
It could be so loft. But I actually disagree. I
think that the aliens proof that they have been here
and have just been likerving. I think, I mean, they
have to be so much more advanced than us to
even be able to like leave their you know, galaxy
or whatever, and they're clearly not doing anything. I mean,
we're doing it to ourselves, so I would even need
to interfere. But I agree, I'm more afraid of a

(28:13):
ghost than I would be like an intruder. Yeah, wells
does it make sense because an intruder, it's like there's
there's like at least we're on the same physical plant exactly, like.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
If it needs to go down, guess what. I just
came from New Orleans on a bachelor party and I
learned block and load. But but a ghost you can't
shoot it. It's clear a lot more.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
A ghost you can't shoot it. It's clear a lot
more guns.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
You said, a lot more guns than like not believing
women than I thought. I'm like, my god, he's so
good at like he's really good at taking directions or
like as a good sense of direction. I'm just like,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Where I am. Do you have any questions?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yeah? On what's his name? Joe Rogan?

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Yeah, there.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
We made a hard pivot.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You know, wants to say hello Josh Josh Sharp.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yes, because joosharp toda.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
That you went to go see a show. Oh my god,
this very goops that you went to his show?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Is he here?

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Does he want to last night we went to the
Sabrina Carpenter concert altogether.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Oh my god, that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
And he said you were being very charming in the
theater and that, like, I hope.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
I was just watching him and I wasn't trying to like,
wait what.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
He did say that, like you, This is not through
any fault of you.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, no, no, It just caused a big stir when
you got up to go to the bar and everyone
was like, oh my god, Jennifer Lawrence is here.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
That that's all. And then that was the only moment
that you me was like, oh, very I.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Think I probably went to the bathroom. I don't think
I got up and went to the bar.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
She's probably going to the bar.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I don't remember there being in the middle of.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
The show, like drink best time was in the middle
of the show's off Broadway.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
This is just like a warm Miller lights, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Hot high life. Now you're in the middle of the
comedy show one man. He says hello and embraces you.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Okay, Oh my god, I love him. It was so smart.
It was so cool, and I recognized his show in
the middle of it. I was like, oh, he was
on Lost Colt, I've heard this story of the me
Murmur's cat. Yes, yes, yes, the Catmur's cat. Yeah, why
don't why why is this not Bingerer's cat. It's a

(30:28):
philosopher cat. Don't act like I'm crazy.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
I don't know. I don't know. Meminger head should be
Meminger it is. I'm also wait.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
We were texting about it and then I'm realizing you
were like, please ask the question, and here we are
like like almost forgetting to ask the question. We have
to ask you the question while you're here on last
coast question, what was the culture that culture was for you?

Speaker 4 (30:59):
Oh my god, I forgot that.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
I was.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
I had to work on this, but you had an answer. No,
I do have an answer, but I really I still
haven't made the connection yet. You guys are going to
have to help me. So the original is the bullin Sisters?
Oh yeah, Anne Bolin well and Mary Berlin because Mary
Bolin slept with him first, and then he slept with Anne,

(31:21):
married her, and Mary Mary gave him a son and
only gave them useless Elizabeth the first. So that was
the first time that I kind of was like, wow,
sister culture like tea, like I have brothers and that
was the first time I saw sisters as like exotic
in their culture. And then around the same time that
I read the other Bolin Girl was when Newlyweds came out,

(31:46):
followed shortly by Ashley Simpsons.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
The blin sisters of our time are.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
The Simpson sisters, and I can't connect them for you.
That is your own journey.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Were enamored with the idea of sisterhood because it eluded you.
It then the most mainstream depiction despite them being separate
in two different shows where the Simpsons sister is now right,
and I knew.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
That they were sisters. And I was a huge Jessica
Simpson fan because I was a Christian and she was
a Christian and so when you're Christian you can kind
of only follow other like Christian people, and so I
was I remember like, she was going to be coming
to Kentucky and I don't even want to continue. I
was just like, I want to collect her spit. Yeah,
And so when the show came out and then the

(32:35):
fact that she had a sister and then I could
watch the sister show, that was like that was a
culture like I can't believe I'm still here.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Case study in envy too, because Jessica was the blonde
like pop star prototype, you know, married to the boy
band prototype, et cetera. And then Ashley being the younger
sister in her shadow. Literally the song living in the Shadow,
she literally physicalized what it would mean to be the

(33:03):
exact opposite, and we were just kind of watching it
play out. And then there was that like a couple
of year period where Ashley was way more popular exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
It was a usurping. Yeah, I saw her.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
Her her album went platinum, maybe even double platinum, and
I remember like when she was doing the interview thing
and she was like, that's like four times what my
sisters was. Oh yeah, she just like recond named it
right up.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, I mean, was this You're one of the first
portholes into reality as a television reality TV? Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Yeah, that was my first reality to see.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
This is the very informative Oh yeah, I have a
picture of me and Joe Simpson.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
From when he loved taking that.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, but like it was me, I think, my friend
Sam and Joe Simpson and he was just like, yeah,
take a picture, and you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
It was like, so I read the other bling girl,
Oh I was talking about Jessica Simpsons. But Jessica Simpson's
book while also, by the way, living in her house.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Whoa right, I did.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
But oh my god, I'm so happy I can address this.
Don't cut this out. This it so I've lived there
for like ten years or something. The pictures that they're
using online, I don't know if it's like stage like
stage furniture or whatever it's called, or if it was
Jessica Simpson's furniture. But I just the fact that everybody
in the world are not in the world but online

(34:26):
that clicked on that thinks that that's my furniture. I
really have to set the record straight. That is not
my furniture.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
That was furniture.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Shabby. I'm not shabby chic. I mean I'll fuck with
like a wicker every you know, sparingly. Yeah, yeah, No,
it was like shabby.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Sheic beyond what's your aesthetic home.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
God, I don't know. I live with somebody who does
contemporary art, so I have to like really squeeze in
color when I can't where I can, like when I
get a room, I'm just like, you know, I kind
of do a pop you know, and I'm really loving,
like a like a kind of Robin's Egg blue with
a pop of coral.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Right now, what do you think of this new trend?
I want to know. I want to ask everyone light
blue and brown. I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, I like that?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Am I making that up?

Speaker 2 (35:17):
It sounds it feels like it feels like, all of
a sudden, everyone's doing brown and blue in a way
that I'm really liking.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Yeah, Oh okay, yeah, you're kind of going like this is.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Like a bait.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
No, no, it's my way of being like, so, what
do you guys think of my outfit?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
What do you guys? You guys are so funny. I
miss my girls.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'm wait, why did our group chat die? I don't know.
I'm I'm the least engagement. I think I'm part of
the problem.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Oh my god, I'm just so busy. But you really are,
I'm really really Yeah. No, I'm not active on one
of my like most active group chats, and whenever I respond,
everybody's like everyone freeze and like it just becomes such
a big thing that it makes me not respond even more.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I mean, that's the thing is, It's just like, if
you start calling it, I think.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Why don't we why don't we reactivate it? And there
was absolutely no pressure to respond. She couldn't come to
give I asked her to come, and she told me
that she was afraid that she would like affect my energy.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
She's she's an energy person.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
No, I don't think so. I think she just like
thought that I would like make eye contact with her
and be like which I probably would. But I did
send her the video of you guys going Ding dong. Oh,
So Cassie for the for the Katie's out there. Cassie
is my best friend and we listened to the show together.
I think she probably introduced me or vice versa. I
don't remember the order. But after I met them, I

(36:47):
called her. But we're both moms, so when I cold
called her and she answered the phone, I just had
to start with everybody's alive, and so she was like what,
and I would say, everybody's alive. I just met Matt
and Bowen, and then she just screamed. And then I
heard her say to her husband, everyone's alive. Being a

(37:07):
mom is yeah, It's just like it's constantly thinking about
death all day every day.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
That's why now I understand the molder I get. There
was a reason why the trope of like our moms
now at their age are constantly crazy. Yes that you
go crazy, you go crazy. And they took my love
women under the influence. This is moms tell you about
Oh this person, remember that person? Yeah, she died, Like
you're like, oh, they love it.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
They love it.

Speaker 4 (37:36):
Whenever we travel, I always like remind him of like
climate change, Like whenever we're at the ocean, I'm like,
oh my god, imagine how beautiful this coral would have
been like before.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
It died, and like this this used to be blue?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Yeah, crazy, Like wow, our kids are never going to
see like bright coral or like like when the airplane
like jumps and I'm like, wow, the turbulence. It's getting
worse because climate change.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
That's what people don't think about, but it's true.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
It's like something about the air thinning out. I don't know.
I'm gonna have to get my fact straight before we're
alone again.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
That's the thing is, It's like that's that's one someone
said to me the other day. They were like, you know,
soon they're just gonna start falling.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Out of the sky and I was like, who birds, oh, airplane, airplanes,
Oh my god, why why would they do that?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Birds do?

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I try not to.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
I've been really good with flying lately, but I recently
I don't want to like.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Say, weren't you afraid of flying? Yeah, well I had.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Double engine failure, which is my favorite thing to say
when somebody's like, oh, no, you're a freenom thing and
they like in twenty sixteen, I think, my god, and yeah,
I mean it was well, we one engine went out

(38:53):
and then we were making an emergency landing because we
only had one engine. And then I was flying with
a family friend and he was really like strong, like
he was my guy, and then he was like trying
to make me laugh and was like, you know that
everything's okay because you can still hear the other engine,
Like we're fucked if you don't hear, Like if the
plane goes silent, we're fucked. And as soon as he

(39:15):
said that, I knew it would happen. And then it
went silent, and then I was like, the other engine
went out, Robbie, the other engine went out, and then
he like just slowly turned away from me and was
like I know it did, and like looked out the
window and then I was like on my own and
it was so.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
When he told you that you can hear the ode,
you knew that we were.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Going to die. I mean, the pilots knew we were
going to die. Like the whole cockpit was lit up lights, sirens,
like the pilots were crying like we were just we
were going to die. And I had my little dog,
Pippy on my lap, and I just felt so bad
for her because like, oh, she didn't agree to this.
And and then we were like getting closer and closer,
and I was kind of trying to leave like voice

(39:53):
messages for like my friends and family, Like I had
such a nice light like don't worry about it, but
like don't mention this, this and this in your speech.
And then as we start getting closer, I see a
runway and I'm like, wow, maybe like well, and then
I see fire trucks and stuff, and I'm like maybe
we'll crash. And then flew back up in the air
and kind of like caught winfrist and then bounced again

(40:16):
and just kind of went like that. And then the
fireman broke open the door and then all of us
just started hugging and sobbing.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
The plan hit the ground and bounced, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Well wheel, there was nothing wrong with the wheels, and
again and again until we so was it falling out
of the sky. This is, by the way, I just
want to stop this for any women that are listening,
this is so such the female existence right now. I
feel like I'm lying. I lived every second of this,
and everything I'm saying, I guess, and I feel like
I'm telling a lot.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Being a woman is telling two men anything and then.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
They don't believe me.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Address I fully believe that.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I believe I was just like I was putting myself.
It's not you.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I'm sorry, that's actually poorly timed. I didn't mean for
you guys to like hijack that and make it by yourself. No,
Like when I was in labor, I kept getting like confused,
and I kept thinking I was faking it, and so
like my friends would be like how far apart are they?
And I'm like, I don't know because I can't tell
what's real and what I'm faking. It's like, but you're
not faking it, You're actually in labor. It's so weird.

(41:19):
That is crazy, I know, I guess, just like generations
of being burned at the stake You're just kind of like,
how could you trust yourself?

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Those livers are like, we're good, We're fine. I'm sorry
the vealest thing. Are you mad at a mad.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I cannot believe this plane story. I can't, I literally, but.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
That does remind me of ambulance. She thought, well, just
she thought that it was all going to be a
ruse because no queen had ever been beheaded before, and
she had made sure that he was the head of
the church, so like the head of the church can't
murder his wife. So she like takes her necklace and
like her thing off, thinking that it's all going to
be like a mosque. And then it happened.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Chop chop, you know, the craziest chop of all time.
Queen of Scott's, you know about her chop. They went
to chop her and yeah, I know that's.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
No you're thinking I didn't go through.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
You're thinking of.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Tar R.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Catherine Parr is the one that ran away.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
So she ran away.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
So Mary, Queen of Scott's, they put her, she said,
like her prayer or whatever. They put it down and
the guy, I guess was like an amateur.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Better so he didn't get it all didn't go all
the way through, and so that he had to keep
like hacking.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
And you know her little dogs were under her skirt, yes,
and they ran out.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
They ran out?

Speaker 3 (42:39):
What yeah by Sia, I know, But were the dogs
in the movie.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
They don't show shooting with dogs?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Is hell? How was this dog awful?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
But it was.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
It was meant to be awful.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
It was meant to be awful on screen off screen
it was, you know, totally transcendent.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I have to say, this is not a spoiler. I
get it.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I got it, I get I'm with you, thank you,
I get it.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
What I did want to ask the like how when
you get the script for this, Like I almost feel
like like I'm like, how do you how can you
read it and be like okay, and how can you
see it?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
You know what I mean. It's like it's a hard one.
I feel like sometimes when.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
You're well, I didn't. I mean, by the time I
had read the script, we had been I'm sorry, this
is going to sound like I'm like correcting you, but
I'm not meaning to. But I had read the book
and knew that we were going to make the book
into a movie, and then was like, how do you
make this into a movie. It's like all from her
point of view and it's all inside of her mind.
And then I was like, oh, it's poetry, okay. So

(43:36):
Lynn Ramsey is the only poet that I know, like
a director is just and so Lynn had been working
on it for a while and we had been talking
about it. So I think I kind of like knew
a little bit what to expect when I read it.
But every time before a movie I think I can't
do it. I always at this point is probably a
part of my process is calling an acting teacher, making

(43:58):
an appointment and then canceling and going if I don't
do that. Now it's like, yeah, yeah, so I don't.
I didn't think that I could do it, And then
when you get there and you start talking about stuff.
I think costume helps a lot too, like kind of
getting in the like scan a little bit or whatever.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
I was watching it and being like I can't wait
to watch or do theater.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Oh no, you don't.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Everyone, I don't think I would be good at it.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
I think you'd be so good.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
No, I don't think I would be because it's all
like your body and like your voice. Well, the only
time I wanted to do theater was when I wanted
to do I wanted to do Mary. Yeah, I wanted
to do Mary. Just work out uh the schedule just whatever.
They were like, okay, what's eight shows a week and
like six weeks of rehearsal. And I was like, I
was like, okay, do you guys have daycare there?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Or I could just just what about O Mary made?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
You?

Speaker 3 (44:49):
May made that the exception.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Maybe because like the whole thing is a joke that
she's like in one and so I felt like I
could be like big and in on.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
The joke.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
You would have you would have Maybe it can still happen,
maybe because they extended it till what the summer, right
at least.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I mean it's going to be around forever, I think.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
So it's one of the.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Rare things that's like making money consistently and like, yeah,
you keep going.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
And I think I've seen it with all of them.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
I don't know if I can announce this, but I'm
just gonna I'm a stone and I are producing a
Miss Piggy movie and Cole is writing it.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
So I'm speechless. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
When we get that exclusive, I think going to be
well you can't.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
You have to cut it, please, I don't think we it.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
You can't, you can't.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
No, no, no, I don't think you.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Are going to be in it too.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I think so you have to.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, you guys haven't done a movie together Robbery to.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Us, it's fucked up. It's like, really, what about these.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Rumors that you guys were doing Death Becomes Her? Was
there anything to that or was that just like fast fantastic?
Because it would be great.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
I would love to I mean I would be there,
but I would really love to work that. And like comedy,
like I love No Hard Feelings and I think No
Hard Feelings are so funny, like Gene is so funny.
But I don't think that I was very good in it.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
It isn't even like that.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Like when I did Us, And now like I'm not
good at it because you know why, because no, it wasn't.
But you know why I'm not good is because like
the greats aren't they're not being funny. They're like they're
like Alec Baldwin, He's so serious. He's serious as a
fucking heart attack, and like the like he's really like
he's you know that performing I don't I can't get

(46:36):
out of my head that movie.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
It was you were very whatever groundedness that you brought
to it.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
That all the time, for example, like looking Back, like
probably the one of the most iconic performances of the
past couple decades is like Maje.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
It was like Rachel McAdams and Mean Girls.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I think today maybe a movie like that performance like
that stands a shot because I think we're talking more
about like horror for the oscars were and they used
to but oh my.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
God, did you guys see weapons?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
You know, you know, I know you can't, honey, but
I think he should just just he wouldn't be able
to do the post hot dog face. I know.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
I gotta say I covered my eyes for that. You
can do the same. And then the rest of the movie,
you're having a blast.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
What's the last?

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Like Scared, it's like really funny. Yeah, Hereditary is by
far my favorite, and I just saw a clip of
it this morning, The one where like the apparition of
her mother is kind of like they're like the translucent
ghosts because you can't shoot it because they're clear.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
They're clear, And.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
That's just so that's so much scarier than somebody breaking
in your house.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
With a gun.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Yeah, I know I don't physically enjoy them. But now
that I'm on my propanalol, maybe I'll.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Like it better.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
I think, are you taking it every day?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I take it multiple times a day every day. I
have like an anxiety thing, and I don't think I
really not just on an SSRI. I So I didn't
enjoy the experience of being honest sorry, because did you give.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
It more than the two weeks? Because the two weeks
you feel like, oh.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Motherfucker, you're about to I was, yes, sorry, I was like,
I was, oh, sorry, okay. I had a hard time
with mine without with lux to throw No, I was
on for about seven months, eight months, and I was
just like, I don't like that I can't fill my
dick quite.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
My thought experienced. I thought that math like would get
so mad at me about asking about this. So you
were saying, motherfucker, you're about to.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Die because you.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Were like you're crying at me, threatening you. Wow, it
really got me. I was like, oh my god, did
it realized I was pushing a button? No, No, I'm
on my You're about to die?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
What did it mean?

Speaker 3 (48:54):
What is that meant?

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I meant that when I was on my two weeks
on getting on lux to Pro, I felt like I
was gonna die. Okay, I think I said, if we
if we roll the tape back, I said, you feel
like you're going to die. But you had motherfucker, you're
about it because you had dared ask my sister about Okay, Okay,
glad we cleared that up. I'm so no, no, no,
I really liked the version about to die. He's about

(49:17):
to get you for that question.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Don't yours like a gator.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
You should not have asked him about his mental health.
Having a handle on the physical aspect of it has.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
Yeah, totally just bringing your like renals down.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, it's not xenix either, because I'm the kind of
person who would get like addicted.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
To it, to be quite honest, and you'd be out.
You wouldn't need that to sleep like all the time. Yeah,
And that's that's another thing, is like sleep.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I just cannot figure it out. And then yeah, because
I've been trying to get off melowtonin Gummies.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
I'm on my unis Gish now and it's tough and
I'm like, is this a crutch?

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Now?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Sorry? I cut you.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
No, that was the end of my sentence. I'm just
giving you sympathetic eyes, like I get it. Addiction is really.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Was that, like like how like when did you say, Okay,
I gotta get off.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I don't know, a few weeks ago, but then it
was also before I went on an international press tour,
where like you need to take Malotona when you're traveling
because you need to tell your brain like now it's bedtime.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
So I'm back on it.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Do you do marijuana, et cetera.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Marijuana, I mean, of course, but I don't. It does
not help me with sleep because it actually makes me.
It makes me anxious. But I just deal with that party.
I like take a hit and then I'm like everything
is a little scary. Yeah yeah, and that's fine.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Every time. I still love it.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Every time it's scary, but but it's not like I'm
gonna stop.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
The Kendle really like changed my sleep, like being able
to have two phases of sleep, like one watching TV
and then TV goes off and then I'm like in
another world for a little bit before I close my eyes.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
He's kindle culture, Kindle king. Oh yeah, I love it
and that's sort of like marijuana and food. This is
our amazing race.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Yeah, that sounds so fun.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
I mean, just do that.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
You guys aren't like dads yet, Like one day you're
not going to have a choice. You're just going to
like have to go to bed early and like hydrated,
and like Saturdays and Sundays are meaningless. Your alarm is
still going off at sex.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
So just did you always get in?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Because this is my thing is It's like with when
it comes to kids, It's like I don't ever think
about it, and then I think there are people that
I know that are like I never thought about it,
and then one day I was like, no, I want
to have one. Like were you always wanting to have Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
I always thought about it and always wanted it, which
is really helpful on the days when it's really hard,
like yeah, like you always wanted to do.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I feel like, is this is this movie rounding out?

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Well? Well?

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Gia was pointing this out in her profile that dropped
today the New Yorker. I'm excited to finish it, but
like your first time, your first.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Photoshopped a little bit on the form. I just didn't
need to see malasma. But you know, whatever.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
I didn't clock it off.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Un the only thing I saw I just saw my milasma,
of course.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
And that's and that's that's that you'll only ever see
your own.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
You only ever see that.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Don't call your culture number. You'll only ever see your
I'm so happy that you did one, because I think
that that is how a guest really gets solidified in
the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Have an announcement, Jennifer Lawrence, you're in the last come
What do you mean? What do you just decided?

Speaker 2 (52:29):
It just decided it didn't exist before this, the inaugural
member there's been. Of course you're on the iconic four hundred,
but also.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
You're busy. You're always welcome to come to the culturewards.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
When are they well?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Because we have to stay.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Tuned on that one. Oh, stay tuned on that one. Also,
you watch Block I do.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
I love Fraser, He's my favorite character. You love Fraser
because he's a pro and he knows what he's doing.
I also think you like hot Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Hall of Famer John Laurie. Oh pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Oh my god, I just can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
I know, why did it take us? You know?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
I was like when Kate Blanchett did it. I was
just like, coach, now I have beef with Kate Blanchett.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I know.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I was like that, those are my sisters.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
I started this, you did.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I started that.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
You were the first, like like person, I think, well,
is that true?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Like I think when when we found out that you
listened that we were like that really shocked us because
in a real way, like we are such gigantic, huge
fans of yours. And I remember one of our good
friends in college was Jack Quaid and he went and
did The Hungry the game yeah, and he came back
and he was like.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
I was like, what's Jennifer like?

Speaker 2 (53:45):
And he was like, she's so great. She's got a
great percent of humor. We had a lot of fun,
like it felt like a little bit of.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Like more of it sweet. He I really loved that
movie that he did Plus One. He's really I loved it.
Ye yeah, yeah, He's always been very talented. We were
like doing that thing like we were searching, searching, searching,
and like you're spending like an hour like you can't decide,
and then we found Plus one put it on and
I ended up just like absolutely loving it. And so
every day for like every night for a year, whenever

(54:11):
we would look for something, I'd be like, I don't
want to watch that. I want to watch something new,
like Plus one. I want to watch them like plus one,
his foreskun my mrskin My Molasma.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
My Mr skin My.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Murminger cat, Meer's cat. I love Meringer's cat, love that guy.
What if we called the episode Meminger's cat and everyone
has to look up? People are gonna be like, what
is that? And they're only going to find out later.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
Even Chad would be confused. He'd be like, what I
think you mean?

Speaker 3 (54:48):
I think who's Chad?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Chat Chad?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
He's a gay man.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
You can make him gay, right, you can like, you can.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Like he is gay, talk to if he gives me
relationship advice, he's gay.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Any One or anything that ever says you're so right
that many times that validates you that much.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Is a gay man.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Well that's like a toxic friend.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Totally, you're so right.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
I also want to get some of those, like somebody
that was like yeah, just somebody that was like, oh
my god, you're so right, and not like well, not
to be Devil's advocate. I'm so tired of hearing Devil's advocates.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
It's it's you're advocating for the devil. Yeah, he's not
good at all.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Yeah, the worst journey for the devil.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Yeah, he didn't out of here.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
I think he's doing just fine. As I look around
in the world, I think the devil is doing He's thriving. Hey, Jesus,
if you're going to compare.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
The time, Yeah, well he wouldn't be able to make
it through immigration.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Probably got him, got him, You got him?

Speaker 1 (55:56):
All right? Should we do?

Speaker 3 (55:57):
I don't think. I feel like it's probably time? So
all right, Well this is I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
It's our sixty second segment that we do every single
episode without fail, without fail, and we take an opportunity
to rent rail and rage against coach, and I have
some thing in my head that I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't
think so many times starts.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Now, I don't think so, honey. Kylie Kelsey is his wife.
I thought she was their sister.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
That's on you.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I thought Kylie Kelsey was Travis and Jason's sister.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
And here's what happened.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
So I was leaving a hotel and I walked past
this girl and I'm like, oh my god, that's Kylie Kelsey.
She's about five six. And I say to Melissa, I'm like,
I think that was Kylie Kelsey. She goes, no, no, no,
she's tall, and I go right, because that family is tall.
And I go about my life thinking that that's their
sister who has a podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
She's tall. I even googled and she is five ten.
Then I find out that's his wife. Yeah, that's Jason
Kelsey's wife.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
That's on you. I don't think so, honey, that I
went this. I need that.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
That's so disrespectful towards another podcaster.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
You also googled it. I avoided it.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
I don't know why I thought that was their sister.
I don't think so, honey, me.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I need to know this, like pop culture is supposed
to be something I know about, and it's something I
should know about other podcasts.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Just Kylie.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I'm sorry, I disrespect it. Please come on the pod
and that's one minute. Sometimes women be siblings, but this
is their wife, his wife. I just did it, sister.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
What I'm saying, it's like Kylie Kelsey. I thought, oh,
that's got to be the Kelsey Brothers sister.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Now, I see where you're coming from. I never thought that,
but I get it. But she is very tall. I
can see why you're feeling very thrown by that.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
It threw me.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
And by the way, wasn't her? Was just wasn't her
that it was just a person I thought, because it
was the Bowery Hotel. I'm like, this is I did
I would stay. I mean, she's the sister of the
Kelsey's Going to See podcast. Now I'm not now, I'm forever.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I think you've kind of ruined it for me forever
because I will always think of her as like the sister.
You know.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
It's it's like, it's like when when the mix up
is permanent.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I just thought, oh wow, they're a family of natural
podcasters and natural stars. And then I find out that's
his wife, right, And.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
I was like, Okay, what's yours going to be?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
That's it's it's it's interesting. Okay, well I guess we'll
be the judge of that.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Yeah, I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
You can't say no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I just mean, I don't know if this will actually
resonate or if it's just a thing that is specific
to me, this is bang.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I don't think so many as time starts now, I
don't think so honey.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Any board game where I have to watch YouTube videos
to learn how to play them and M see it.
There's I was in charge of the games on this
bachelor trip. I had been recommended Blood on the clock Tower,
a Trader's esque game Mama Kelsey, and I thought, well,
I'll learn. I was told you you have to watch
YouTube videos. I watched this YouTube video and I'm like,

(58:53):
this is too involved. I'm not it's unless it's Dungeons
e Dragons. I'm not gonna learn how to like M
see dungeon master. This this whole situation.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
And I'm just gonna say.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Games have become their own little culture where it's it
starts to alienate people who are not within that system.
And I feel like we we gotta we got to
build the bridge to board games where it's okay unless
you're into like no death after twelve or something that's
like it's getting more and more grant, it's getting more
and more I don't know's I right about the landscape

(59:27):
of game culture, And I think let's just all open
up jock box and call it a data and that's why, man,
I will always open up Jock, always open up Jock.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
But I don't even know how to play Monopoly. That
is probably not true.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Want to right, I don't want to see this.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Money all the ship? Oh god, real estate?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
You think you think that the real world? Hello, it's
like it's not fun at all. Give me Candyland or else.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Favorite board game?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I don't know if I have a favorite board game.
Day like board games?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Really, you like you haven't played in a while.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
I haven't played. Don't wake Daddy. Have you guys played
bowls where there's like the first write down, yes, and
the pieces of paper.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
We did this, but we did a fourth round. Okay,
so so you're your Your version was the fourth round?
Fourth round is? So the third round is charades?

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Fourth round charades with the sheet with a sheet over
you like a ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Oh that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Yeah, it's also interest. You have to make sure you
have a ten foot radius all around you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Clearance.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
For my birthday they did a me themed one and
it was one of the funniest and also meanest. No,
it was like, yeah, it was like X's and it
was so funny, perfect. It was really funny. Okay, I
have my I don't think so, honey. I also have
backups in case it doesn't last that long.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I think that I have like three.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I don't think that they're that interesting. I think the
first one like this relatable.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
No, I'm just you can run the clock before you
do that. Would you produce? Would excellent? Cadaver produce Don't
Wake Daddy movie with us?

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Yes, okay, consider it done. How much money do you want,
like hundreds of millions or just.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Trying to think what it might make back sounds great.
I think us in a Don't Wake Daddy movie.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
That's like a little fucked Who's Daddy?

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
John ham on him?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Okay, okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
He doesn't know that yet. He doesn't know that before
he listened. He's also a reader. He is, he is,
he's he's actually kind of a big katie.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
Okay. I mean if you get Daddy, then.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I think, good daddy. Okay, you ready ready? Okay? This
is and get this Jennifer Lawrence is. I don't think so, honey.
Her time starts now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
I don't think so, honey. Voice notes because it's a
one way communication where you're just like screaming at me,
and I have to just listen, and I never listen
because the person people you're like breathing in between, or
you're like, well, I mean, that's kind of like how
I so I always read it and it is the

(01:02:03):
worst lowest possible form of communication that there is. If
you don't feel like texting and you want to write,
I mean, and you want to talk, then use voice
memo and just have to type it out. I don't
think so, honey. People calling out actresses who look like
they got a little bit of botox, acting like you're
not the same people that are going to be in comments,
being like she looks tired, she's old. I don't think so, honey.

(01:02:25):
The report's not having figured out if I do have
to take my liquids out, if I can keep them in.
They answer is different every single time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Every time with computers, although I think that was like one.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
Well, I'm free tracks, so now I don't. I can
leave my shoes on all the time. I'm not, Oh
my god, that's on happy you gotta go, Well I
have to go, and that you can go in the city.
I think you can go to like city hall or whatever.
This building is over here, I'm going too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Excited for that. I agree. Can I just say thank
God for botox?

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Oh my god, I can't believe they waited along, not
until after no hard feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah, okay, so I got.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
You know what, I've stopped getting into my forehead because
I'm just gonna have to get lines with botox.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
It has to be.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
You can get there before with sagging, but once the
lines are there, you have to leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Oh. I don't know all the rules. I know these
are made up by me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
Or all this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
All the times, I just let myself beake and sound
like someone truly from Long Island, like I'm like a
sun baby, and I know I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
Pay I talk to Malasma lady about it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
I literally, in summertime, I look like I wear a
hat with a scarf wrapped around to block my cheeks,
and I still get malasma. I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
What's what's the what's the fixed from malasma? Is it
like Pico with Pico wave or some shit?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Nothing, because I found out after years of getting laser,
that laser makes it worse because it exacerbates heat. Also,
malasma people red light. Red light makes it worse. You
can't do red light and you can't do saunas. Can't
do sauna, I might as well just die. I mean
not that I like saunas, but like, I don't want
to be left out either. No, I don't want to
be challenged. Like if I have to challenge myself, I'll

(01:04:06):
like go get a workout in and like you know,
I don't want to just sit there and be uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
You're a woman in Hollywood. You don't need to be
challenged anymore. You already what is the typical workout?

Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
What do you like to? I do SLT classes. SLT
is like plates, right, it's like plates boot camp, and
I do berries.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
I may love movie, Thank you movie. I have to
say movies killing it because I love the substance more
than anything.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
I loved the substance so good. Yeah, they have good tastes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Taste.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
It's the way forward. Damn. We love you so much
for coming. You must come back a few girls.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
I would love to. I'll be here. I'll just come
next week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
All right, you sweetheart? Sweetheart? Should we sing us out?

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
What's the song? We're going to end?

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Street talk? Music?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
You gotta do music?

Speaker 1 (01:04:59):
Band coming down the Street. Last Culture Recis is the
production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, Executive
produced by Anna Hasbier and produced by Decor Ramos

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Edited and mixed by Doug Bine and our music is
by Henry Kuberski

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