"Not For Lack of Trying!" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look man, oh I see you my look over there?
How is that? Yes? Goodness, ding dong, welcome, welcome, all,
welcome to the show. Well there's room for everybody. Let's
just say that everyone get in the water. Is great,

(00:24):
the show's starting. Oh Boen, I think you need a
water show. You need a show that's in the water.
Thank you for saying that, Like, um whatever. That Posidon
Adventure thing at Universal was you're talking about Poseidon's fury
and of course it's of course the show with the
Posidon Adventure is famously a film that's got up. Believe

(00:49):
her name was Shelley Winters and she I'm an immigrant.
I don't know the culture. Of course, this film was
not available around the world. So there's a there's a
movie called The Pside Adventure where someone got an OSCAR
nomination for diving in the water and swimming. Did you
know this, well, Kate winslet's about to come for their hardware.

(01:12):
Because she held her breath for seven minutes for the
New Avatar. I'm so happy that we're submerged, so to speak,
in this water, talk in this water culture, because it
is almost summer, and I really excited to get in
the beach and swim around a little bit and certainly
get into pools. Well, you can't do it yet in

(01:32):
Miami because they have those curfews going darling deer, and
they're and they're and they're throwing little and they're and
they're and they're just like actually like driving the people
of what the kids away saying, don't come here, dear
sister of mine. I have people that I follow on
Instagram who are in Miami hopping off. Yeah, I think

(01:55):
we're past this, the COVID vacation stigma at this point.
At I don't know. Isn't it so weird that, like
gaze over COVID, like we all kind of had to
be on both sides of it, and then the pendulum
swung so hard each way. You're not even taking this conversation, No,
I really am, Well, can I be totally honest with you,

(02:15):
Gaze over COVID. I never actually understood if I was
supposed to be supporting it or that's what exactly exactly
and and so and so I find myself on both
sides of it, just just for sheer lack of If
I start to try to understand the reasoning for why
we hate it, why we support it. I feel like
I will die. Yes, oh my god, it's lethal, dear

(02:36):
for you. All I was saying was I was excited
to get into a body water, preferably with my sister
and or sisters, because you know, I made it political
and you made it political. I actually have to address
something that I did on the show last week. Go ahead,
take the floor, my I don't think so Honey was
about construction. Was very nimby, came off very not in
my backyard. And I apologize, and I I I thought

(02:57):
that there was you know, some someone where us to it,
but there wasn't, and I didn't mean to. And I
even I even whatever we don't have to get into.
I sincerely apologize. I don't think this is you making
things political, and I don't think you need to apologize.
I think this is classic example of people being stupid
and making moan it is. I think it's very stupid.
And I would say anyone that came for Bowen for

(03:19):
being Nimby, which by the way, it sounds like a
character and a damned Nintendo sixty four, we should say
that flat out. It's being stupid and they're being and
they're being sort of sensationalist, you know what I mean,
because I think I don't think I want a construction.
It's so loud, that's all it was. It was just
about noise. But then for me for for it to

(03:40):
be in an for it to be an individual complaint,
there's no way it doesn't come off as Nimby, you
know what I'm saying. See, and people were saying Bowen's
and Nimby, Bowen's and Nimby, and I I really thought
to myself, this must be video game jargon that I
don't know because if you had told me that Nimby
wasn't a Kirby type, you know what I mean? Like,
when I say Nimby in my head, what does Nimby

(04:02):
look like? Girl? While explain so Nimby is he's a
small marshmallow with a yellow hat and like a stupid face.
And when I say a stupid face, I mean two blue,
big black eyes and one big white mouth. I've ever
heard it's so stupid. And his feet are a little
red circles, and um, he sort of is very much

(04:25):
like Kirby. Really, what I'm describing as like Kirby in
a yellow hat. Um. But that's what I thought. When
everyone was like Bowen's came out as a nimby, I said,
what did I miss in the episode where we talked
about this nimby? Because usually I'm very keyt in and
know what's happening, and I didn't know what nimby was.
So to hear you say not in my backyard, I'm
to understand that a nimby is a person who is

(04:46):
what someone who is just like a construction shouldn't happen
in terms of like offering group housing or affordable housing,
that kind of thing. Didn't you say in your I
don't think so, honey, we needs I said in my
own things. So when I was like, there, we have
enough buildings, But maybe people misread that as O Bowen's
saying that things are fine the way they are in

(05:08):
terms of the housing situation, which is not what I mean.
I just meant. I think people want to listen to
this episode, and that's why they're upset that you're such
a nimby. You know what I mean? I think nimby,
I think Nimby is is part of d NC called
as part of radical centrism, which is everything that I
stand for. A radical centrist I I, well, first of all,
that's a very cool and second of all, as a
radical centrist. Um, you're coming out as radical centrist to no, no, no, no,

(05:32):
I'm progressive. I think that AOC is a radical centrist
compared to me. I think that we all should be,
you know, fucking each other. You're afraid to use the
word socialist. Oh no, I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid
of anything. If I'm afraid of anything, it's um nuclear war,
huge spiders and um, any of Mychael's sisters getting sick. Um,

(05:55):
those are the things. Well, can I just close the
loop on one thing? Yeah, I'm excited to get in
the water with my sis. I'm really excited for this true,
um beautifully temperate spring, natural spring we're about to just
really soak into for the next four hours, let's say.

(06:16):
And to pull back the curtain, I am going to
New York, oh my god, to see my sister. And
I'm really excited to sort of reveal that to our
our girls who are here in this and in the
zoom chat to be guests on must Culture. Asta's there.
I think nineteen time on the show. And I think

(06:37):
that one thing I would love is maybe not this
time when I'm there, but maybe over the summer, and
I plan to be in New York many times. I
think we should all get in the water together. I
just that's all I think. I think we should get
in the water together in some in some form. So
when you love to swim, I would love to swim. Oh,
when you love it. It feels like a Little Mermaid too. Arials, revenge,

(06:57):
air wheels, revenge. The daughter wants to go into the sea.
You know what would be a fun sequel to a
Little Mermaid if Vanessa got into it? Yeah, I love
enough into the she if she got into the gig, Vanessa,

(07:19):
ms Vanessa, Little Mermaid before ms Vanessa got into the Gig.
It's a front runner for a title about Little Mermaid
go into the gig. You know what, enough with enough
with the preamble, What is this the Constitution? What is

(07:44):
this the Constitution? Because it sure is long? The Declaration
of Independent Dance, Thomas Jefferson write this because it's long.
This is um. I think we're in peak drag Race season.
We're not exclusively talking about drag Race, but I think
we're we're freshed off at the end of UK two.

(08:04):
We're um, we're in the middle of thirteen. We've still
many episodes left. At least, we thought we need to
get the experts in. The experts these are these are
the drag race scholars. And by that, by that we
mean we talked about it often on our group threat

(08:25):
and are constantly sort of, you know, dragging the queens
as if we know better. I think we celebrate mostly
mostly it's celebrating in the drag is a celebration, I
would say absolutely. Let's just say here that we are
not here to drag anybody, and if we are dragging anybody,
it's to celebrate is flying. Uh what's that song? Um,

(08:50):
the little mixed song the like confetti no army? You
know that song? I love that song. It's it's that's
nothing to do with this, but it is also something
that's called confetti. Let's bring them in talk about talk
about these guests a little bit more. They're absolutely stunning.
And there I said, I we commented on the length.

(09:11):
Oh my god, the hair is beautiful, you know, because
one of the guests has sort of iconically long hair.
But tell me that you don't think it's even longer
this time? I actually think it's even longer this time,
but I think it works. And he says he's going
to get it cut on April six. I say, honey,
push it back to April four, to commemorate the sinking
of the Titanic. Yes, and he's He said that he

(09:33):
would turn to his barber and say, you know why
I'm doing this, to commemorate the sinking the thing of
the Titanic hundred nine years ago. She sank, and that's
why we're here. And then you said that it's sort
of in the air that you might play the iceberg,
and I said out yes, that one. And now the

(09:56):
other guests talk about this. Guess this guest's hair is
also doing something interesting and fascinating and new. This guest
has embodied the return of the mullet and true um
grace a palm beauty. I don't I don't know, I
don't know a better I've not seen a better mullet
out there. I'm sorry, Taggert. No, No, herp is amazing.

(10:20):
She's incredible. Our guests mullet is amazing. These are two
of the funniest. These are two Oprah's. These are the
two Oprah's of my life. Over the two popes. That
but two Oprah's and it's our guests. And it's our guests.
I am so others here mother, He's so thrilled they're here.

(10:42):
These are two of the funniest queens in the queendom,
close sisters of ours, and the queendom is very big.
Every queen needs a queens a queensdom. That's that's that's
a dog whistle for the barbs. Yeah, and this, of
course we should just we should say now more than ever.
This is a barbed podcast. This is and I always

(11:04):
has been, always will be. Everyone. Welcome into your ears,
Aaron Jackson and just shut ding dong. Okay, what is
the German word for waiting to be introduced on a

(11:28):
podcast and being frustrated because you want to chime in
thank you? There must be a German word for that.
I think it's what is it boats called? It's called
are we going to get into Bergheim? Or not to
thank you? I was experiencing Burghim moments that you want,
you're waiting to get it, and you're not sure if

(11:49):
you can get in there. That's what I gotta get in.
I got stuff to say, Well, what do you need
when you need to get in so badly. It's Burgheiming.
It's like I'm burg Himing, It's Burghiming. I want to
talk about the the water World show at Universal, thank
you for bringing that up. As I want to talk
about when you're gonna be in New York, specifically the

(12:09):
dates where you're staying, your social for the girls. I
just wanted to quickly say that Miami, Yes, Miami is
out of control, but that is what we want from Miami.
That is that is her gig. If Miami were in control,
you would say, check the pulse, check the pulls, but

(12:30):
their bodies. If all of a sudden Miami was well,
we'd be like, who snatched their bodies? Now someone someone
has replaced Miami with Albany. Yeah, the famously in control.
And another thing we have to talk about is at
um to drag, us to love. Okay, just wow, oh

(12:50):
my god, what did you see? All of a sudden
I started crying everyone I am talking to right now
because I love everyone I'm talking to right now. Yeah.
I want to say, um, when we start talking about
the drag queens, every single one of the Drag queens
is good at drag. And then he never so so yes,

(13:15):
it's like, do I do those Grinder recaps and it's
like maybe, like I hated this and everyone's like fuck you,
and I'm like, you're right, you're right, You're right. It
is not worth getting into on the internet if someone
has anything to say, and it's so much easier to
go yetally, totally I should have said what you said,

(13:37):
is this podcast incentivizing harm towards? Yeah? Yes it is.
Oh and I wanted to talk about Nimby. What kind
of game that would be? I feel like it would
be sort of a pac Man thing where Nimby had
to eat things and then Nimby kept going really fast
and it would be like kind of Sonic meets pac Man.

(13:59):
Maybe the Man, Yes, maybe count things quick? Yeah? Can
we talk about Miss fact Man? Yeah? Yes, what a
fucking superstar, sex icon, sex round, Queen her head, Queen
her beauty, mark and love. When you think Miss pac Man,
I'm not talking about the pixelated that I think. I

(14:25):
believe it when you put Josh, let me ask you,
when you think of Miss pack Man, are you thinking,
all right, what are you picturing? Are you picturing a beautiful,
flawless ball kicking up her damn heels kind of glancing
to the side with her lashes out and laid blush
those cheeks. Damn. Here's what we're gonna do. Cast her.

(14:50):
This is a new segment called cast Cast in a
View of a of a Last Culture is the seven
cast her. Cast. It's where we name an iconic female
character who's never been cast and we cast her. Aaron
cast Miss pac Man, Go crew, Thank you. Femy Award

(15:11):
winner Penelope Cruz as MS pac Man in MS pac Man,
MS pac Man. I'm going with cast her. Bernardette Peters
playing it like she's twenty three from Bernardette Peters. Tony
Award winner Bernardette Peters is MS pac Man in Miss
pac Man The Musical. Yeah, I have one. Get a

(15:37):
load of this, Okay. Florence Pugh shaving her dann head.
It's a drama. It's a drama. Academy Award nominee stars
in MS pac Man Bald as MS pac Man, directed
by Greta Gerwig. She said, it's jumps back and forth

(15:57):
in time story man. You see her before she eats
the fruit. You jumped to after she eats the fruit,
back to before. Yes, I I wasn't clear. Okay, ready
Wallace is Miss pac Man in Ms pac Man. Oh
that's the most deconstructed. That's the most that's the simplest version.

(16:21):
Miss pac Man is a Miss pac Man. Miss Wallace
is Miss pac Man in Miss pac Man. It's true
essence of that role and that portrayal because I can
just see her. I thought she was so fabulous Beasts
of the Southern Wild that I can see her taking
on a role as big as Miss pac Man, because

(16:42):
you really need someone who can really take it on.
You know. Now this this segment is actually not called
cast her. It's called cast trait, which means that you
rate the castings. And now I think we have to
rank the castings. Yeah, let's see who won this bit?
I this is a cast right, another segment, a new

(17:04):
segment on Lost Culture. Who won the bed? I think,
oh my god, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm
getting the returns. It's a four way tie bit. Fabulous.
That's never happened every every everyone's casting was so fabulous.
Well do you think they'll do They'll do like a
spider Verse kind of thing where it starts as you know,

(17:26):
whoever and then Oh, and then here's this Miss pac Man.
We never knew. This is chaos magic Wanda. That makes
you miss pac Man two? Oh my god? Wait are
you guys into the the multiverse? No, and I'm not.
I like nerdy stuff, but I just got too exhausted

(17:48):
by um the amount of content I see, and I
had to I truly had to just put a hard
brick walla and say no more, no more, more more Marvel.
I would still do an X Men just because it's, um,
it's not in the Marvel Well. Now, I don't want
Captain America sweeping in. I guess he's dead. I don't,

(18:10):
I can't see. I can't keep spoiler alert he did die. Yeah,
I am watching the Falcon in the Winter Soldier and
getting my absolute life. Okay, wait, though, the best thing
to come from the Marvel universe. And I mean I
loved this. When Gwyneth Paltrow did not know she was
in Spider Man, did you see that clip? Oh? She
routinely for she was keep I keep saying it all

(18:33):
that whoever it was, was like we were in Spiderman together.
She was like, I wasn't She was like, and he said, no,
we were remember this, and she goes, no, I was
in the Avengers and he goes, remember the scene where
the press conference. Uh huh, Spider Man, Oh, she recently
like off go off in the last couple of weeks
she didn't interview where they were like, would you ever
want to do them the marvel stuff again? And she

(18:55):
and I think I think the poll quote was I'll
do it again if they pay me like a lot
of money and they can get the work down to
one day one day before. She wants to be a
day player in the Marvels. And then the Marvels get
paid more than ever so because she is good in them.

(19:15):
So she shows up slaves who leaves for does not
know the name of the movie that should now be
our go to, Like, you've been corrected. If you're like
it's on Friday, they're like, actually Thursday, that was Spider me.
That's like you're just learning you wrong, air Josh, you

(19:36):
do you feel comfortable sharing not for lack of trying, Yes,
it's not. I mean it's on the internet. Speaking of
drag Charlene Incarnet, the drag Queen. Yeah, Brooklyn Darling a
very fun or Twitter exchange that I saw where she
was she was getting the vaccine, and so she said, wow,

(19:59):
I didn't at the VID meaning COVID, like, um, go
me going, I didn't go me. Then some follower I
don't know who it was tweeted at her, not for
lack of trying, and then she she tweeted back tea.
So Rod, that's become a thing for us that sometimes

(20:19):
you'll be like, whatever you trying. Yeah, I'm trying to
get drinks. Not for lack of trying. It's it's calm
response and perfectly in conversation. Can I say something I
need to be with my sisters? When are you? What

(20:40):
are you coming? Are you comfortable sharing that on the air?
We can now reveal Bowen and I can actually now
reveal Bowen and I have been booked for a fashion moment. Okay,
there is a company that's trying to dress us up,
put us on a roof and take photos of us
like tickling each other and ship they like to put
you on a room. Okay, we'll come, Aaron and I'll

(21:02):
dress up to the pictures. How do you work this
crazy thing? As long as I just want more money
in one day of work, and I'll do it, Yes, yes,
but yeah, trying t we We are literally doing a
fashion shoot and I'm flying to New York to do
it and we can't reveal who it is yet. But
let's just how soon? How soon will this occur? I'm

(21:25):
flying out on Thursday? How long are you to be
here until Tuesday? I'm gonna be like four or five days.
We'll have to go out television program of Drag Race
and we can go to the backyard. Oh my god,
I'm so why can't you go? Bowen working? Where do

(21:46):
you work? Door Dash? What do you do now? A
cavi are which is powered by door Dash? Okay, but
you know what, It all goes back to somewhere. It
all goes back to the Orca whale, and Sandady goes
back to is Jesus nice? Bob and Bob and Trixie

(22:09):
did a Pius the Trixie's hosting pits off this season,
and then Bob came on during the Snatch Game episode
for routine and they were talking and then they both
both winners um Famous Loser and Famous Losers game. But
Bob came out and was like, the ultimate Snatch Game
will be whoever comes in and goes play Jesus so

(22:34):
good a genius. It is a genius idea of genius,
and Rue would slurp it up with the spoon Jesus
Christ's so good to see you, and would be like
the body the body of Christ like that. That's so
a lot of like I'm hung jokes like a lot

(22:58):
or fully played like a query. Remember Quari Easter posted
on Heaven was boring. So now I'm back at the gig.
Back at the gig, I turned water into bubbly club
soda drink. Oh my god, I like that. I like
that you incorporated the branding. You incorporated the branding and
that was funny and I laughed. Another thing you do

(23:18):
at some point you just like pick up the Bible
and say now available on iTunes and brewold die. That's
that's genius. Air genius. I got to start drag. You
gotta start drag. You wouldn't putting a wig on with this,
big old main, big old old old main. Air needs

(23:39):
to go on drag race just to play. Air just
needs to be brought on dressed for the Snatch Game
episode to when as Jesus Christ like they think assassins
this episode Assassin Up an ault comic you've never heard of. Yeah,
comes and he says I'm long and strong, and they're like,

(24:01):
what he's not in drag? Who said you're all boat neck?
You're not the restless drag. You would say I am
in drag and we would be like, you know what
you are? I believe it, and I believed it. I
believed that I did come up with a good entrance
line for whenever I do turn to drag and go

(24:23):
on drag race. I don't know what my entrance line is.
What is that? Go ahead and say it's this. I
go in and I say, okay, we can start. That's good.
That's good. Josh wrote a good one. Oh yeah, I
got a good one for for Kiko swore I want
Kekiko to come in and go I have to pee
sitting down. Of course, what was the last one. I'm

(24:47):
a wait, when is Kiko getting on drag? Koes very like,
I don't know if I want to do it? She should?
I think she's done the tape And do you know
that that like worms you have to fill out or
like nine hundred thousand pages, Well you've got to sign
a lot of forms. Yeah, And they were like no,

(25:08):
after they did it for everyone should check out k
I am the best. Um, so shall we get into it.
Let let's just talk about Let first of all, let's
get it. Let's get it out of the way. UK
ended the way it did. You can sure we're all
sort of disappointed. Honestly, I didn't even really care. I

(25:32):
didn't associate it immediately. Yeah, I was like, okay, and
she's Lawrence is a great Directly, Lawrence is great. Also,
the judging was wonky all seasons, so this was just
like a culmination of a wonky season. Also, if you're
Beminy you've won, you'd rather walk away Beminy second place
than Lawrences first place. It kind of just to me,
like not that this means anything, but it deal legitimizes

(25:54):
the whole competition to me, where it's like Bimini is
as charming and as skillful and as like versatile of
a of a of a competitors you're ever going to
get on any franchise of the show, and if she
can't win, then it's like, well what hope is there?
Like it all goes down to the like, are you
rue Paul's favorite show that It's like it's just favorite,

(26:18):
but you do. It was strange of the show to
edit it as if it wasn't gonna thought they were
making it more of a toss up. But it was like,
you could have made Beminy look good what you did
while still making Lawrence look good, and you sort of
decided in the back half of the season to be like, actually,
Lawrence is really mean to everyone and she's struggling and
having a hard time winner and I was like, wait,
you should have given her a different edit because she
is good at drag. She fully bombed the last like

(26:41):
three episodes, Like it was like it was like as
dominant as she was until the coronavirus break. After they
came back, she was flop city population Lawrence. Um, but
Josh is and this is not a bit, was it?
Jenny Lemon? I was at Jenny lemonstand talk about Jenny Lemon.

(27:02):
What does Jennie Lemon mean to you? She means to
me she is um, she's revolutionary. When we talk about
queens that I've I've broken the mold, you know, it's
I mean, come now, it's like it's like I've had
a lot us was on. Jenny would not be asked
to submit a tape to the United States of America's
drag race, Like that is not a queen that should
be allowed in that universe, And so I felt so

(27:23):
blessed to have her in that universe with her platform
crocs rocks. That her finale look was just the same
as her other like, yeah, and by being here, I
elevated by just being here. Yeah, I don't think it's
funny that she literally just left the stage that and

(27:45):
sister sister was left to turn it out as a
wolf I know, And that it wasn't even like a
dramatic like even in that moment, didn't do it the
way the show would want, like didn't like and I've
pulled myself Instead, it was like the lip stings happening
and there's the only start Josh, just for the viewers
at home, and left the frame. Wait, that really was funny.

(28:10):
I will say, I don't think I understood one thing
that happened judging wise, all season. It was to the
point where I was like, oh, I don't get this.
I think like one time a horror won the fashion
and that was like that makes sense, and that was
like kind of obimin you winning um statch game was
like this game. Other than that, I'd be like, I

(28:30):
don't really know why you're in the bottom while you're
in the top. I'm just go for it. Even the
lip syncs, you're like Tia Coffee staying like for the
third she's she's a lip syncs Tia Coffee will her
legacy in this universe is that she's a lip sync assassin.
I also love Michelle Massage acting like she just got
back from like three weeks abroad in UK and people

(28:50):
she'd be like, that's really bright and actually that's what's like,
that's so that's yeah that I could not handle. Can
we say? One of the biggest critics of Michelle Vissage
is Aaron Yeah. But I also would not have it
any other way. But like every time she talks, I'm
like wrong, I very like almost always disagree with Michelle Massage.

(29:17):
I mean you, I think she has ruined the US franchise,
Like I think all of them now are like robots
trying to do what because Rude doesn't care? Yeah, and
Michelle's like, you need a Corsett pad that and it's like, no,
you don't like but you do for Michelle, which is
again why I like a Jenny Lemon, Like when the
queen gets on that clearly is not trying to do

(29:39):
the rubric again, why I'm still hashtag teams Tina is
like queens who are like, I'm not trying to be
good justice for We're full Tina Berner apologists have that
have been But I like when a queen's on who's like,
I'm not a queen who is doing drag because of
drag race, Like I am a drag, I'm a drag.
They're kind of like, how did I get here? Yeah?
I love not not to bring into American Okay, ever done,

(30:03):
We're done with UK. We loved it. I think bing
Bang could be we could be fluid bing with one
of the best episodes of the whole any top three
episode bing Bingo, because we've already stated it was that
plus fucking HM plus sister sisters, new teeth, Like each
of those moments made top I don't want empty any
fucking h and bringing back um, bringing back the girls

(30:25):
that had left. It was d kind of moment, right,
that's right? Or you mean like they brought back Joe Black. Yeah,
like like when they brought back Tatiana and you know,
one of those things where it's like, oh, all the
old girls are back and now they're fighting to come
back in back after their two weeks of quarantine, and
then said vote on the one that stays and the
others had a full Gwyneth Paltrow one day of work

(30:47):
and then they said yeah and Veronica, Veronica, Veronica mars
the fact that you keep going to Veronica. Wait, you
said in the group had that there was a moment
of UK that made you cry. What was it? It
was when it was in the finale, when the final
number and then you had you saw all of the

(31:08):
old queens come out and do the same, because because
that was emotional for me too, and I thought that
must be about and cry. I love I loved it.
I didn't cry. I just got chills and I got emotional.
But I like, maybe I got my shot just hours before. Yeah,
not for lack of trying, t um but the okay,

(31:30):
But the thing with Tina is Tina was on the
show to be to try to fulfill, to try to
be a queen that like Michelle, Michelle would like she
did not do that. I don't think Tina did the
Ginny Lemon. No, but Tina has been doing drag before
Michelle Michelle was born. Yeah, before Michelle was born. So
that's why I like Tina is like she is an
old horse has been doing do you know personally, But

(31:56):
I've seen her I don't even know how many times
because Barrick that it used to be our post you
see behond, I feel like I've walked in on more
like so many Tina Burner shows. I've probably seen her
twenty times easy. It was kind of a thing where
it was like Tina felt like she'd never be on
because she had never been on right right right, And
I think not for lack of trying to um, but

(32:20):
but I am happy that she was on. I guess
I just wish that it felt like she was doing
Tina Burner more instead of Tina Burner trying to put
together a brand to work drags, because I don't think
her brand is red yellow and I don't think so either. Also,
like I do think drag race is a specific skill

(32:44):
like that is not necessarily like that I happen to
have that skill but not. But like I think they
are really good drag queens. Britta Filter another example hated
by the by the fans, and it's so good at
drag and fucking, but it's like, oh, maybe you're not
amazing at drag race. Well, you know why, I think

(33:04):
Tina really turned out was not the best and people
hate her. People hate her like she's rocks the Andrews
like curb stomping. I mean, I just I just don't
think she's a good contestant. And when she was eliminated, yeah,
but I do love her. There's there's no there's no

(33:25):
need direct to hate at Tina and people even before
the season started, everyone's like, your sherry Pie and then
should come out And I know I remind you of
sherry Pie, but I swear to God I have not
sexually assaulted anybody. When I swear to God, when people
were like, I'm getting big sherry Pie and what talking?

(33:46):
What does that mean? I was edited off the show.
You don't even know what she's like, you know what.
You know, What's one thing I'm observing about the New
York Queens, especially, I think that the girl you girls,
I'm discussing the drag Queens in this sentence um or
with this thought, um, but I feel like they arrive

(34:10):
in such hordes on any given season and there they
all do say like, I'm from New York, baby, and
people that are from other cities, like like the l
A fags that I'm friends with are like, but I
hate when the New York queens come in and they're
just like, I'm from New York. What is that they
are not? It's not specific? And I'm like, well, the
thing you have to remember about New York queens is

(34:32):
they literally are good at everything, and they're they're performing
five times a week, six times a week, and so
it's like just like over an hour holding the mic,
no one else, like this is the show with nine girls.
It's like, it's just me, bitch, I'm doing When people
have a criticism about them being like I'm from New York,
it means we're versatile and we do everything. We're performers,

(34:52):
and it feels like non specific. I'm like, so what
you're essentially saying in earnest is you would rather a
queen come on and say I'm a makeup girl so
you can categorize her and they're better at drag race. Meanwhile,
it's like, I'm sorry, but you put fucking miss Fame
on a stage, Like I don't want to sit there
for an hour and a half. I'll watch her flop around.

(35:13):
I'll watch her flop around that stage for an hour
and a half. Literally, Stephanie's child gag me gaggers. Yeah.
An aspect of having why the parents right now? The
season fairhole out being like my parents right now. She's messy,

(35:38):
she's nasty. Oh yeah. That's when they were saying, like, Utica,
you're different when the cameras are on and off, and
Tina was like like me, Utica, like what you see
is what you get. And then they're all laughing and
Nick goes, yeah, you're messy. Yeah, yeah, she's messy. Like
the best got mixed and if obviously Simone is the winner,

(36:01):
but I think if got Nick were to win, I
would be everyone when would we would sucking, fucking the
streets would be so happy, just like funny and charming.
Got Miick is two and that like Got Mick is
that a full like twink that would trip over you
at three am and then duke on the floor at
the nightclub. It's like that, It's great. It's great. Also,

(36:25):
he's looking hot, Like in the last episode, I was like,
did they like find out that like Got Mick us hot?
Like spend extra time on his makeup, like in the workroom,
because god, Nick was like popping out of the out
of drag makeup, out of drag up, saying like he
was very like, all of a sudden, I was like,
maybe got Nick is like the trade of the season.
I've been saying it since minute two. I've been like,

(36:46):
it got in my wayehouse. But also simone, I think
it's maybe trade of the season. In addition, it is
dominating all fields here, something that again not to make
fun of these queens are also good, but something that
is so funny. Again, people hate Tina Burner so much.
Joey J has like hundreds of thousands of more faults. Yeah, yeah,

(37:11):
like Joey J did not one thing. Well, they came
on the that's what Charlene calls the Cocksucker Games. That's
another great Charlene Cocksucker Games. Games came on the Cocksucker
Games and said my brand is the gay one, so
which you have to respect honestly, Joey J. Being like, well,

(37:32):
let me tell you something about me. I'm gay as fuck. Yes.
The Queen's being like, yeah, we're all straight enises, Like
it's aware. I think Joey j is saying that's so
awarily stupid, did you know, really stupid, way like Joey
j leaving getting leiminated and saying, I'm Joey Jerry mcgay
as bitch like you are incredible and just saying filler

(37:54):
queen to Joey Jay. It's either fully sentient or a
I'm traveler that just like came right from the two
thousand twelve TV that Pride and jumped right here. Yeah.
So before his lip sync, he was like, honestly, what
I'm gonna do is be gay as hell. Yeah, not

(38:16):
like all these butch mask queer. But this really speaks
to I am loving this season actually because like basically
the other one has I've loved and again, even these
ones who don't do it for me, I had a
great time with them on my celebrate them each on
their way out. And yet the discourse is people don't

(38:36):
like that that UK was that UK was better than thirteen,
and that thirteen is bad because it's because it's too long.
But it's too long, and I don't think it is
too long. I'm having fun. It would be too long
if the COVID special was that like this, only that.
I also think it's fun that so long again we
are still in quarantine, not for lack of trying, Miami,

(39:00):
but I think that people are responding to, like again,
what we're talking about, like the genuine, like the authentic
of the UK, and this is that like the US
has just gotten a little bit more like paint by numbers,
I think is what people And I also love it.
I love everyone I'm around is like it's like UK

(39:22):
is so much better than US, and I just hold
my tongue because I don't want to get into it.
But it's so wrong, and no, my tongue is so
loose now that now that I'm on sorry but our
I'll be real and I'll be real and I'll say
this UK is not as good as US. It's like
charming in a way that reminds US of the old

(39:44):
seasons of US. And it's also good. But you cannot
tell me that there was a single episode of UK game.
I also giggled throughout. But it is not a better
season than what US is having. It's not. I will say,
if you pulled, if you plucked like Bimini and a
Horror and put them into thirteen, they would be fantastic competitors,

(40:07):
though it's not about I'm judging. I'm judging UK quality
wise on it just being so confusing and confounding. I
think UK one better than UK two and I think
are sort of an equalish footing to me because I'm
having fun watching them both because they're so different. But
I agree with you, Roger someone it's like fiercely like

(40:28):
UK two is better. I'm like, you're off it. Thirteen
is fun your Meanwhile, UK two had a funner, more
a funner group of queens than just slightly than one.
I mean find one you had Bagga and Davina and
like like everyone after, like everyone after Cheryl Hole, You're like,
I don't really care, but like first for UK two
in terms of like, oh I loved I loved them all.

(40:50):
I loved even like love. I sort of like everybody.
I even Likesexual. After an episode everybody cats George, I
was like, you are the sec episode out queen, Like
what are you ukulele playing? Your girlfriend put you in drag.
I'm like, yes, you should be here for ninety minutes.

(41:10):
Oh Goth, I mean Ruth still does like GOTHI kindle
like it's a lot of weirdly iconic exit. Yeah, I
loved one. My favorite thing that Rue has lashed onto
and keeps doing is the st Clair being cold and
then like, oh my god, it's a secret way. But

(41:34):
when was talking about snatching them and putting them on thirteen,
I want to say something that I did say on
the thread, which is one can't wait for All Stars
to finally go international, but specifically because I want Bag
of Chips to be in there being like and then
cut the Kennedy and confessional fully going like, I don't
know what that woman said their narrative, it's like I
we don't speak the same we don't understand, which is

(41:56):
what like Thailand and like Holland are in some way
not like no one's speaking the same language and crazy
like yeah, literally this is an international drag. Actually couldn't.
I couldn't get through it because it really was too
crazy for me. It's more Project Runway. It's a lot
more look yeah, like it was they had to like

(42:18):
build an outfit every um time and for different reasons.
That was another one that the the judging didn't make
sense to me because I realized I was like, oh,
this is either both a completely different show, and like
there's cultural references here that are lost on me. So
sometimes they're like they come out and something that I'm like,
this looks like that drag and they're like you nailed
that thing, and I'm like, okay, very panto. Do you

(42:47):
guys hear about this drags down under like controversy. No,
Karen from Finance like huge deal in Australia. Yeah, her
name is Karen from Yes, great name, but like has
this like tattoo um that is basically like full on

(43:08):
like it there's it's just like it's just like a
minstrel basically. Um. It's it's like like essentially it's someone
in black face. Um here I'm looking it up. Um
oh god. But is it like to defend it's like
is this an Australian character or something like this is

(43:30):
a No, it's like it's well maybe it is. It's
just card from Finance with her. It's it's a golliwog doll,
which which maybe is an Australian thing, but it is
like it is just it is a racist symbol and
like now Karen, I don't I don't know, I haven't
like Karen Sherry pie her out sherry Pie her out.

(43:54):
But it's like, oh, see, like I don't know, I
don't know what this is is for for the show going.
I mean maybe it's another season twelve situation. Yeah that Honestly,
I think another reason why I'm enjoying thirteen so much
is because a it is standing on its own merits.
It's a very good. Season's really good. And I always
think you can kind of judge how good this season

(44:16):
is by literally when we get to this point, like
now we have six left, and all six something I
really like. And and to be honest with you, like
when I try to think about who's going to be
the top? Well wait, am I lying? Who don't? And
I don't. I don't dislike Utica, I don't. I'm starting to.
Ever since this lip sync, She's done this twice. She

(44:37):
did this with them Elliott where um you stay yes,
stop it like she wants she wanted sucking um like
an arcade, damn arcade. She went to the damn ESPN
Zone and slade the gig at the same time, her
friend just got fired. Catch catch her in Times Square?

(45:00):
What's that thing? What David Buster? Oh? Utica is David
Busters energy? Meanwhile, Tina Elliott drowned in the damn ball
to death, Elliott with two tease. You know, you know,
I want to know what's funny. I'm at with two tease.
That's so funny, that's funny, that's really wow. Not for

(45:22):
lack of trying, Matt, Matt, your entrance sign should be
like I'm at with two teeth, just like Elliott with
two teas my favorite queen of all time. Okay, I'm
writing that down. Can you say that against slow? Yeah? Wait,
you know what I was saying is um I think

(45:43):
that season eleven was so fucking bad and season twelve
had the sherry Pie of it all, which kind of
like it was a constant distraction. So season thirteen is
like the first like season in the clear that we have.
And I also think that it has been fun during quarantine,
like a lot of the queens have stepped there pussy
up this sason as again like the U S show
demands now, it's like we've seen some fucking wild runways.

(46:05):
This season is very fun because that's another thing I
don't like about Michelle Bassage. But everyone spends three million
dollars on their clothes and and like there's no like
gus unto worse debt than n YU students, but paying
Diego Montoy to make a beat a handbeated gown say.
There have been some truly and I this is what
I love about the show, some truly wretched runways too,

(46:29):
as well as good ones and l Elliot as the
Flamingo Tina every week. Candy as Candeen Alien that so
bad we were screaming at the TV. It was really
funny to watch her just like really try to serve

(46:52):
the look. I love that though, because some of these
girls who are like, it's a full slig mama and
it's just like boring drag. I don't care. I would
rather have rotted and gutted full garbage that I can
like laugh at. But the thing with Candy is half
the time I think she's a literally stunning runway queen,
and then the other half I'm like, like, how is

(47:12):
this the same young girl? I love the boy Candy
trade too. Canny just has a beautiful face quality. Did
she really? Did she change her Twitter into that? It
apparently tweets all the time, just like some of y'all

(47:34):
want a Kenny to go home minute one and now here,
I am permoufin. Yeah, Oh, y'all hate Candy too bad.
She's the star of the show and I love that.
I love it. That's her m O online. It's just
like already assuming you hate her and then telling you
she produces your show. But moment of the season is
and of course the like um throwing Keen under the
best you know the um obviously, but specifically when after

(47:59):
ninth in minutes of a screaming fight, Candy muse of
all people, decides to de escalate and it's like, I
need to get out of here. I'm gonna hit someone,
and Tomisha goes, oh, I know you're not gonna hit me,
a little girl, and gets in her face. Then tom
is escalating incredible, Oh, I know you're not gonna hit
me for me, little girl. I said what I said.

(48:22):
It's perfect. It's been saying it as if nine Leaks
never had just like to Misha being like I said
what I said, like she had found a catchphrase for herself.
It's like, girl, this is someone else, but someone had
said she would have said, no, take my heels three
times to get home from Oz. Little girl, little little girl,

(48:46):
I mean little girls is Oz and she she fully
fucking like took it for herself when I know we
love it. I think people love to hate the current season.
That always happens. People a popular opinion that people don't
like this season, and I've seen people complain online. But
I've seen people complaining that it's a bad season, but
only they're mistaking quality for like they have to fill in.

(49:09):
Like they probably like found out two weeks before they
went into production. Um, Drag Race Celebrity its Secret Celebrity
edition is canceled. We need to fill in these programming
we need we need three more episodes of regular Drag
Race than we thought. We just seem to forget every
year that the skits are horrible Snatch episode, I mean

(49:30):
season seven that so it's like year we do the
cycle where people like the snatch game wasn't funny, Like
two of them were really funny and the rest were
okay or sort of like that. That's the point. And
someone said on Twitter, like has ever been so much
versatility of like highs and lows and drag Race like
every every week edited for that that is the point

(49:51):
of what they have servety Also people just two and
a half people that are very good three people that
are fine you'll never remember, and three that are abysmal
and you you want to die watch And I actually
thought this was a pretty good snatch game and the
fact that we were fighting that there could have been
four people in the top never happens where you're like,
I thought, never are you like, I can't believe this

(50:13):
queen was safe at snash game. You're like, well, she
got lucky. Can we use this platform to say because
I'm not always a part of the internet conversation, but
the listeners are, and I want to talk to them
right now. You all got stop taking the edit whole
hog like that's the only thing. You just you serve
up exactly what they want you to believe and then
think it's truth. Sometimes when it's like thanks, technically, don't

(50:34):
just listen to the edit only because that these girls
have wild opinions. When candy producer, Yes, I thought got
mixed commercial was great, and they're like, I wouldn't get it,
you know what. I thought it was really funny, But
which is really all that better? They're not really selling,
so they're not well. And that's my thing is like

(50:54):
when someone is like when Ruin was like I would
want to drink that soda. It's like, first of all, bit,
you shouldn't be drinking soda all. You shouldn't be drinking
soda rots your teeth and increases your chance of dementia, darling.
So look in the mirror, Look in the mirror, have
a time of water, have a water or milk, but
not too much milk. It's just funny that every other

(51:16):
skit challenge ru famously is like, you can do anything,
just make me laugh until the commercial and then it's
a full fifth grade essay and they're being grade like
you didn't have your thesis statement in your intro paragraph
I love Simons, and Simons was like my soda will
kill you, and it was like I could not wait
to drink that soda. It's like, what about also to

(51:37):
be like I love Simons, but I didn't see your
brand there, and it's like simonea mostly from episode one,
I've said that girl likes sugar. Your brand is love Sugar. Well,
because then you had Carson being like, I don't remember
your logo. It's like, was that was it a logo?
Was it? Is it a design challenge? Is it? Like?
What is this high school internship with with your like

(51:59):
dad who's businessman, who's like like that is what they're
graded on for this show, or mom, Josh, thank you,
thank you? Or your dad who's a mom. Can we talk?
Can we talk about something? The commercials all happen. Let's
stop talking about something. Wait, wait, Like so the bottom

(52:20):
two was Tina and Utica. Were those the two worst?
Because Olivia's brand, Olivia's brand was live, Tina's was fine,
Tina's was good. I say, I know Tina's runways speak
for themselves, but that has been like pretty good at
every challenge, Like they sort of dog walker twice. They
put her in the bottom for one time like stopping

(52:41):
the lips thinking half second to earlier and her for
filth and think this one they were like instantly like
your brand is so clear and we're noting you on that.
It was I think that they were just I think
what they were saying without saying it was we're done
with you exactly, like like basically being like we we
were happy you were here, you did well, you can't

(53:03):
do better or worse, you won't, and we're done with it.
And I genuinely think it was a thing of rubying
like Utica will be more fun to watch going forward.
And I think they started did the same thing last
week and it wasn't like in love with Denali, but
I think they also were just sort of like time
for Donali was and I say, this was all the
love in my heart, really really good, but just kind
of a like a more boring contestant. Well, I just

(53:29):
think she was she was she, you know, And this
is why I was saying, like when when Denali and
Rose were sort of a package deal there for like
four weeks, I was like, they need to separate because
I know that Rose can stand out on her own,
whereas Denali it feels like very good drag queen. Like
I really loved a lot of what she did. I
love watching her lipsyne performances, but it was like not

(53:51):
exciting to watch it. Did you know that she can
ice skate? I had heard that this goes to the
Lawrence chaining of it, although, which is that hope these
girls know it in their hearts and they can't always
say it. It's like you don't have to win to win,
Like if you're he's done drag for damn two years,
you've won. You did a great job. Fans you looked fierce,
you had an iconic lip syne. You've won even Tina

(54:12):
being like I didn't want to go out early. It's like, girl,
you've been on for two and a half to keep
there's only four people left. Something. Denali, I don't think.
I don't necessarily think she was served or not served
by being on the show longer. We all know she's
very good ship. Once things open back up, Denali is
going to be performing the house fucking down like Michael. Yeah. Absolutely,

(54:33):
I don't think she needed to be on the show
till more to convince us to watch her perform. I'll
watch her perform. One other funny judging thing I wanted
to say in regards to Tina Berner this week, Tina
actually had a good runway. I thought with that like
Teddy Bear. Uh like it was the makeup. Yeah yeah.
But then and then Simone Simone war a fox and

(54:56):
the judges went. Tina was sort of serving us the
camp version of this, and Simone was serving as fashion.
It was like, bitch, Simone looked like a time square. No,
can I say something? The Simone look was stupid? It
was it was a furry costume. One Amazon Dot com
and then she put deep bottom. But you cannot proclaim

(55:17):
it to be art. It's just take her to Milan
and let her stomp the runway as the fox. She
was doing foxy. She had, she had the jewelry, she
had the big boos. I loved it. But it was
a story, agreed. I don't think it was bad. But
for them to be like Tinas was camp while Simmons
was fashion, it was like it was not she was

(55:40):
a Fox with tits. She was like, I might be
in a Fox costume, but I'm wearing heels. It's like, well,
that's good, so would that sexy fox? You are just
your I really liked it. I'm not even saying it
was bad. I'm just saying the judge that was so funny.
To be sure this count could fly straight to Milan
and stop like campbellf she looks like a slut from

(56:05):
the video game. Two full time Square performers in front
of them, and they were like, yours is just disgrace
and yours is fashion weak. Laura Croft like Laura Crofts
fucking aunt Laura la Craft, Laura Kraft. I do these
are these are two things? These are a few things

(56:26):
that I want to point out about this episode just
in terms of Judge, because yes, we're laughing at how
the judges are fucking idiots. But the Rose thing commercial was,
and we we love Rose in this House not a
good commercial because she is trying to be like, I'm
trying to break away from my perfectionist like narrative. And
then the whole thing is her being like knowingly perfect

(56:48):
or perfectionist. You can there's no like you. That's that's
not removed enough. She's like she not, she did not,
she did not let she was not unbridled because she
like held a face for like twenty second. I agree
that is a better joke of like, but now in Sexy,
even though it's the same, it's like, that's funnier to make.

(57:10):
They really were trying to the same thing, and I
think I think that they they liked Rose's a little
bit more because it was clearer to them, but I
actually think it was overexplained, and maybe that's just the thing,
like in this Zoom we appreciate the sort of more
abstract thing that got Mick was doing in this Zoom House,
Honey one with Bellhouse one was creaking cave. You know,

(57:33):
try and te but but my thing is just like
I do think that Rose one the challenge because the
runway was so good, because this was a shocking runway,
it was so good. And then I just want to
say the Olivia thing has always confounded me all season
because the judge has been Wow, she's got such star

(57:54):
quality a k A. She has a gigantic mouth, a smile,
but then it's now it's but then now it's like
it's taken in like nine episodes for them to be like,
oh but wait, her dragon is like not also I learned,
and I feel bad for people are hating her online too,
like they started out being obsessed with her, but now
that she's like I've been around too long, Like they're

(58:16):
like I went to one of her posts and it's
worse than Tina. It's like everybody is like, you sit
home like yourself. That's insane. If it's worse than Gina, ya,
you blew out the bottom. Sure it's taking on an
ugly angle to blood damn bottom, but then is that
are people turning on Unica down to you? Because I've
been like this day one, we've been like the radical

(58:37):
positivity on this one is like a little too much
jester flop, clown buffoon jester flop, Jester flop. When she
did that Bob Ross with the squirrel wig, that was
just sure. Queen flop, buffoonery in the town square, fling

(58:59):
tomatoes at the Queen. The flop is the Jester. Her
her story episode one about being allergic to strawberries, Josh
made me laugh and the group groups is like, yeah,
I'm wearing this giant fruit on my head because I
have this allergy to a food that you can very
easily avoid. Like, why that was your trauma that would

(59:22):
set your trauma? Like if I was like my trauma
is that Actually I'll die if I ever have cyanide, Like, well,
don't happen. That's hard to Also, what I thought they
should have done was they should have had her going
up against me to me should be like I just
came back from cancer. I'm wearing a classmate and a strawberry.
That would be like I'm wearing a strawberry to take

(59:42):
back strawberries because I once said a bad cough when
I ate one. Yeah, I mean the sleeping bag was
full of fashion that was like the best incredible runway.
Half the time I think she's one of the best,
and honestly, like, on any given day, I think she'll
be top four. I actually am waffling at this point

(01:00:02):
between whether I think Candy or Utica is gonna Opaca
to occupy that fourth pot, because I'm pretty sure the
top three is Simone Rose and got real quick since
we ripped Utica, because Aaron and I were talking about this,
we have to remember for context, as we ripped her
for Bob Ross, which was insane, and then for for
like the Afros appropriative. This was June of last year
and white people had psychosis, that is saying, is Utica

(01:00:25):
in June or July something? Right? You know what it
was like July August? Yeah, you're right. This was when
every white person you know, was like definately trying to
buy a like pay like who has a copy of
New Jim Crow? That is? And I'm not I'm just
giving context for it because I think we black people

(01:00:48):
I've forgotten, but that you know, like we then we're
all Utica. Yeah, yeah, Utica. She was scared. She was
a scared little jesture and the thing that she was
a scared little jestergester fly, and I would love to
have you to could go swimming with us in the
ocean this summer. I would like to formally invite invited.
Don't you think you could like has been or will

(01:01:09):
be in cats? Like she gives me that energy, Like
she's like good good in the show Cat. She'd be
great in the show Cat. She I'm gonna put in
a call. I'm gonna put in a call for John
m Chew to Lauren and John, I'm chew to have
her be a damn flying monkey in the Wicked movie. Darling,
Dearest Monkey Queens, watch the Hot Tree. I'm so excited

(01:01:38):
to be here. What hatch is here? That's good, That's
a good Unica, the hatch is here. I actually don't
go swimming because I find I find that water is
very cold, so I don't like to go swimming. And
kind of just like do they on land. It's radical
innocence actually, and now that Matt's doing a really good
impression or not innocence, but it's like it's like, oh,

(01:01:59):
you're just do you You're just not um um worldly,
which I know is like a stupid virtue. But like
I'm like, no stuff, read a book, you know, No,
I just think I think I think that what really
bothered me was when Simone was like, this is what
I want to do for my makeover, and she was like,
I don't think I want to do that because I'm scared.
I was like, well, Simone, if if what you were

(01:02:23):
saying is you'd like to respect this, then do what
she's saying. Like the black Queen is telling you what
she wants to do, and she you obviously know she's
extraordinarily talented, Like she's not gonna make you look stupid
or like a racist, like just trust her. You just
saw the light leave Ru's eyes when when when you

(01:02:45):
just said the Bob Ross thing was gonna be an
Afro squirrel head, you just you saw rude just like
die a little bit. Do you think Ru will say
to Karen from Finance, as long as your tattoo was
done with love, that's fine. Hey, you know what did
you do it with love? That? Now? I think it's
okay because you know what it's about intention, it really is.

(01:03:06):
And you know what, I think you're amazing. I think
I think that you're a super star baby, and you're
a star, and you know what, You're gonna go out
there and your color up your whole body. But show
the tattoo because you know what which I want you
to do on air before I see it for the
first time. Better make me laugh, you know, to make

(01:03:27):
me laugh? Now? Are you gonna make it funny? To
make the tattoo? Is the Soda Challenge, in which case
it needs to sell. I have to get it, I
have to want to I have to want to consume
it personally, and it needs to have a good logo
and a name you can remember. From Can to Camp,
Everybody's Got a Sweet Tooth was actually good though, That
has Got a Sweet Tooth? Again? I love Simone Soda

(01:03:49):
and Runway the judging, I'm just like what it's just
from Can to Can it went different from Runway to Runway.
They were like, this is camp, this has this is gutted. No.
This was so clearly the episode where the producers were like, hey,
so we're looking at the early edit and here are
the queens that yeah, you have to sit in teen home.

(01:04:10):
Olivia is actually not shaping up to be the kind
of star y'all think she is, right, we think top four,
that's my real question. I think she might. Candy's been
a lot more consistent than people that have made the
top four. And I think if it's between could get
that fallen angel like Catia Vanessa and Andi Mateo spot
that like the fallen you know, like, but then who

(01:04:31):
would be the fourth? If it's if it's the sewing
challenge right at the end like the old days, although
of course it will be write your own fucking rap
for the ninth time. How many times you have to
UK two when they had to come out again and
wrap the girls? Here I am again again doing rap.
I love RuPaul slay Mo my house would slash track

(01:04:55):
top three because I've bet a dollar Jitny Limon would
have done the exact same verse as the other challenge.
She'd be like, I'm just already wrote one. I'll do
it again, Jenny Leon, I'm doing queen killing on the
streets and I really mean get my name again and
here and go walking over here and it's time for
the show. It's and then it's like, yeah, doing drag

(01:05:18):
on the town. The winner of the challenges, whoever can
like have their verse feed into the chorus, so you know,
like if like RuPaul's singing like um to the moon,
it's like bring it when Shade did or yeah, yeah,
like Sheha did that, Aquaria did that, like but like
it's like for to the Moon, It's like I'm going

(01:05:39):
on a rocket to the moon. Like it's like it's
so that is that is paid by numbers now? Absolutely yes,
But I mean when they're good, they're still like I
loved being Bang Bong, but then they just have to
do it again. And like Read You Wrote You is
still do you think still the gold to gold standards?
I think I think it is. What is better? I mean,
Kitty Girl is fun, but it's not as just their

(01:06:02):
verses were so good on Read You Wrote You, and
then Roxy's which was again so good, like like like
you can't beat this. It's exactly I'm here to make
it clear. You want me baby. He was that bit
on season five. I'm gonna make it right. We know

(01:06:24):
it it's not worth finding, but I wish we had
those verses we all wrote. There was a day I
feel like we just texted versus. No did voice memos
they were doing. We did voice, we did voice members,
but we we also we also wrote them down. Um, okay, everyone,
I'm gonna I'm gonna for a head of the other
day I was really proud of. But you're gonna look
for them, I'm gonna just scroll. But I'm but I'm

(01:06:46):
I'm keyed in. But um but but I think also
what people always remark on is that detoxes versus you know,
you can't stand me. I don't blame you. It's like, yeah,
I'm not that good. It's like I'm not saying I'm
the best, but the worst worst. If rules number one,
number two, very Bag of Chips finale, why should you win?

(01:07:08):
I don't know if I should maybe one of the
other girls, but that d to the to the to
the whole bit. I don't think. I don't think. I
don't think red Wig and a Silk address, I don't
think lack of drawing tea. Ultimately, I think that it's
been an incredible season, but I do think that it's

(01:07:31):
not a top six where I'm like it's anyone's game.
It's like, obviously, when has it When has it been that?
I'm sure it's sort of fun that this is the
first season in a while, but it's like there's a
ringer and it's Season nine was sort of wild where
it was like to me, I think season nine was
the was the best season because that top four. Well,
I think season I don't think I saw Peppermint winning,

(01:07:52):
but between Shay and Trinity, I was like, one of
them will win. And then for Sasha to come in
and win was crazy and for her to deserve it,
and Valentina was in was like a favorite to win
in the season as well, right, miss congeniality, Um, well,
it's so d she's massy Gaga, Trandra. Honestly, we should

(01:08:18):
get gott Nick on. We would, We would love got
Nick is welcome to come to become in the podcast
and also go into the water with us this summer. Yeah,
you can swim with us too, got you else I'd
like to invite to swim in the water with us. Lalla,
she would be very ready. I'm gonna I'm gonna gag you, Trandra. So,
Jared's movie that's coming out called Three Months, starring Choice

(01:08:42):
Savon and Ellen Burston and Lugas Jr. Shot in Atlanta
and La reason it shot in Atlanta, and I went
down there to visit slash being a scene that has
since been cut. Um, but I was. But it took
place in a bar that was like drag queens performing
and one of the queens that was there that I
met was La La Re. So La La Ri. When

(01:09:03):
you watch three Months by Jared Freeder, writer and director,
know that La La Re is just off screen in
the in the scene where they're at a drag bar
and they're doing karaoke. But your scene was cut in
that and that and that. My scene was cut because
it had nothing to do really with the movie. But
do you blame La La Uh? Yeah, for sure, I
blame I blame La LA's outfit with the bags for

(01:09:25):
for retroactively my scene being cut four months prior with her,
it was iconic, alright. So I feel as though it
might be time to sort of transition into what we
call on the podcast. I don't think so, honey. Oh

(01:09:45):
my god. Did we talk about drag race the whole
time we've been talking for in thirteen minutes and the
thing about the four of us? And I don't think so, honey.
As I know, will continue on for another forty five,
So I feel we should get into it. I have one.
I'm not putting this thematic palunge on anybody. I have
one that's about drag Race. Okay, do you want to
you go first then, because then i'll maybe maybe maybe

(01:10:06):
it'll be maybe it'll inspire me, but maybe not. Okay, Okay,
maybe it'll inspire me, but maybe not. I agree with Aaron, Great, Okay, alright,
so this is Bowen Yang's I don't think so, honey,
and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
These motherfucking plexiglass dividers on the judging panel, it is

(01:10:26):
security safety theater. It's not doing anything. They're all facing
the same direction, so they're their particles are going every
which way. They're not going to the side. They're not
they're not taking a nine to return when they come
out your damn mouth. It's security theater. This is not
the checkout line at Wegman's, bitch. Take those dividers down.
You can space them out, just find the way the

(01:10:47):
way they are. But they're testing their they're swabbing their
nostrils before they walk onto that stage. Anyway for the
rapid or for the PCR, who knows. But if you know,
if there's a testing regiment in place, there's no need
for us the didn't at home to be like oh
father doing it safely barely by putting plexiglass up when
they're unmasked. I do not stand for this. I don't

(01:11:08):
stand for this in any franchise. If you're gonna keep
it up as long as covid is is prevalent in
the world, that I think we should riot at every
stage Internationally. We organized, we mobilize, we storm every sound stage.
And that's one minute I did it. Is that like
Carson is like I refuse to get tested, and there like,

(01:11:29):
oh god, well, well he's family so and he doesn't
want to get tested. Do we have to respect him?
Have to respect that? I do think it's funny that
because you know they're just walking up behind them and
then like you know, kissing and oh yeah, honey, you
know they're licking and sucking and and fucking and eating.

(01:11:54):
That table is a fucking orgy every year. Oh yeah, hot,
Carson and Ross action. That desk gets hands stuff honey
finger and Ross Ross finger. In ts Madison, everybody's getting
off merl Getsburg, everybody. When t s said she was

(01:12:17):
a fan of the whole Tudor dynasty, I fell out
of my chair rolled down the street. I am a
huge fan of the dynasty, fan of the whole Tutor
Dyna Tutor Dynasty. Okay, yes, be a fan of that dynasty.
It was so funny with her like blue hair she had.
I was like, was that to Queen of Scott's that's

(01:12:39):
so funny? Wait to just briefly touch on the snatch game?
What did who were your standouts? I thought um Nick
was great. Um. I also thought Queen of Scott's was great,
And I thought, um I did think that Dolly was good,
and you know what, not to bring it back to Tina,
but Tina as Richard Simmons that that was that was

(01:13:02):
a flop for perfectly. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't
damn flop was Olivia being like I brought a pair
and then people being like I'm going to take that
and make a joke, like when people are stealing your
props and making better jokes. That isn't that? Also, it
was so shady to miss Tabitha. What's your face for?
For Olivia Tabitha, I don't know who that is? Like

(01:13:24):
this man, but I don't know that. Sorry to this man,
I would not know that she she she is a
character that you can play, but Olivia just didn't play
her like she's like, she's like very like, very like,
like there's there was a way for Olivia to have
played her, and Olivia did not rise to the challenge.
She brought fruit though she brought from she packed it
in no, no, no, she brought it brought six weeks.

(01:13:47):
I think Olivia's problem. Olivia's problem is the fact that,
like you can tell, she only just started really doing
it because there's not really a brand, you know what
I mean. It was that was so funny too, and
that Makeover Challenge when they were like, your brand is
elegance and the judges like, I thought your brand was
that curly wig and the smile, and she was like,
I was like, and I didn't talking about and you
watched her gout you watch the huh yeah, no, that

(01:14:10):
is my brand. She's like, oh, I guess I should
wear that curly wig. You're right? Brand sucking whoever? Like
it's not even like we love that wig. It could
have been fucking Tina Earners wigs her right, Like the
Lizza purse. Remember that week they had to carry big purses.
I didn't like that. That was wretched that I couldn't

(01:14:32):
believe they let coach come in and like dictate the gig,
and especially right now, I mean most of the product
placement for these fucking fagets is like lube and damn
absolute vodka. And they're like, you think we were all
buying coach purses three persons. Now it's twelve year old
girls that watch it more than we do the coon
asking for Christmas prod or their fathers. Yes, thank ye.

(01:14:59):
Lack of trying to that's buying person's teeth. They should
have made it a mini challenge like can you shut
this purse up your ass? You know, And they should
have made it a damn commercial that you bought ad
Space four and you showed the show shove it right
after your ass. I don't drink that burst. I don't

(01:15:19):
want to drink that purse and out. They're listening to
this podcast and you're twelve years old and you're a
little girl. You better be asking for a coach clutch
for christ mama. But the toma got you down. Stuff
a bag, dear Thomas down. Coach purse up, yeah, mama,
If it's up, then it's up. Up. It's up. Fantastic.

(01:15:43):
We love Cardi B on this program. Coach Persons up
put him in the sky loving myself. Yeah, middle fingers up. Okay,
there we go. I'm bringing you back to the year
of our Lord when and thank you for doing that.
My eye. Remember watching one You're without Trump is about?

(01:16:11):
Can we say that now? Finally? Culture number three, trum
precious one, And I'm gonna say something right now. He's
going to motherfucking jail, honey, and a jail on an
island out at sea. Babe alone in a big stone spire,

(01:16:31):
bitch looking at crabs and God's ears and Mama, mother,
I won't think another thought of it. I will think
another thought of him, Honey. I have already talked to
the prison administrators and breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Mama is
eating gruel, honey for lunch, gruel with a side of cheetahs.

(01:16:54):
Oh my god, that's so evil, that's so that's so evil.
If a correction officer came in was like, I have
just the lunch for you, chet, and then gave a
wink and turned on her heels and black Black clacked
right down the stone hallway and he's just a bat ass. Yes,

(01:17:18):
that's CEO. That correctional officer was me Janet yelling j
Janet Jacks, Janet Jacks, Janet Reno Ohney, the cast of
Reno nine one one, Janet Jetson Jetson that I think

(01:17:39):
so right? Is that the mom Jane, his wife, Jane Jetson, Jane,
his wife, his boy Judy. And then after the dogs,
I'm hot, Hey, jan I'm coming for your gig. You

(01:17:59):
dragged jan Sport went to the boss Conservatory. Sorry, just hello, yeah,
um child with me with air Jack. I'm just um,
what what would my there? What are they? Blue? Pink, plue,
pink and purple, and I'm pissed, color is pissed, but

(01:18:23):
neon neon pissed, dear, and you were saying here's what
I'll say. Oh yeah, sorry, my joke was good though. Really,
flint Stones has what Jetsons wants. You absolutely, we will
never ever be like wait, is her name Wanda Wander
flint Stone, it's all you know, it's Wilma. You know

(01:18:44):
it's Betty Rubble. But did you know that? And this
I didn't know that is just a rip off of
the Honeymooners. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, Okay, and
it's going by Walmart. We know, I guess we know
who's the fucking stupid idiot and the zoom flop flop

(01:19:05):
fling the ripest tomatoes at the queen hope they pop
red when it hits her damn flop skull because she's
flopping in the square. Because my soda is battled Tomato soda,
and that's the brand, honey, battled Tomato, Battle tomato, battled

(01:19:26):
tomato soda. And say, is it a food or a vegetable?
I don't know the split mena, that's really good tomato.
What would be your soda? Bow my soda? Did you ready? Yeah?

(01:19:48):
If you have restless legs syndrome, or drink my soda.
Charlie Horse bubbles horsecock, Charlie horsecock. It's for when you
it's for when you want to if it's for when
you don't want a Charlie Horse, Honey, you know what
my soto would be? What my soto would be called? Hello?
This is the damn Cheeto soda for Trump in the jail, Honey.

(01:20:13):
If you're drinking this, it means you are Trump up
in the damn dungeon tower looking out of the bar.
It's wishing you had a long hair. Someone could climb
up and save you, but you don't take and instead
of him nose must, that should be like an orange must.
I got just about right. You want to know what
my sota would be? Yeah? Right, My soda would be

(01:20:35):
called Doctor Pepper, and it would be literally just like
Dr Pepper, but with a queer twist, like everything about
the soda is a little bit more queer, like like
it's a gay woman on the can. I love that
a gay woman? You think Pepper is straight? Dr Pepper, Peppa,

(01:20:56):
dctor Pepper, she's a gay woman, p HD and you
would do a lot of skits tastes just like the
real thing. It's like diet Dr Pepper, but it's Dr Pepper.
She's a gay woman. I'm a straight woman. I loved
to sec dick and cock. Let me take a sip
up Dr Pepper, munch, munch on the bunch of crunch.

(01:21:17):
I'm a dyke now, queen, And then you would love it,
you know what I love because you know what? It
was funny, because it was really funny. And you're star.
You are a star. You're a superstar, and don't let
anyone tell you different. And when you start believing it,
that's when everyone else believes and you believe it, and

(01:21:38):
I believe it. And because you believe it, I bought
dr Pepper and I couldn't wait to drink that doctor pepper,
and I'll be drinking it tonight. I'm drinking tonight with
my husband George, who makes me laugh, makes me laugh
really good, Rue, that's a really good rule laugh. All right,
So I guess it's time for me. This is not rogers.
I don't think so, honey. Is your's gonna also be

(01:22:00):
drag this time starts? I don't think so, honey. If
your favorite song isn't she Wolf, she Wolf is the
best song, Darling. This is no joke. This is like anthropy,
the process of becoming a wolf. I listened to She
Wolf before in the car. I couldn't fucking believe it's

(01:22:21):
not number one every year the way it laps. Oh
my god, domesticated girl, that's what you ask of me, Darling.
This is no joke. This is like anthy I'm not
a domesticated girl. I'm starting to feel a little abused,
like a coffee machine in an office, because I'm feeling
abused from all you out there disregarding shakiras she Wolf.

(01:22:44):
It is the number one song. It is the first
song that played during the super Bo performance of it's iconography.
And you think, and I'm talking to you the reader
and pointing, you think that because it's about wolves, it
can't be a mainstream hit. You think that sex and
love it can be about wolves. May want to say, oh,
I don't think so, honey, and will before in the

(01:23:11):
car like I said earlier, and fuck me, it's we'll
listen to it. You gotta listen, not for lack of
There are parts where Shakira just goes oh, and it's
very lazy, and the fact that it's lazy gives me life.

(01:23:33):
So you'll see what I did there was I didn't
do a drag race thing. Okay, you didn't respect it.
I really respect that. I respect that. I think mine
will be not drag race. I think, okay, okay, well
I guess fuck my drag what's that from? What's that?
From that? And also who are you from? What are

(01:23:55):
we doing? Damn? Kennedy doesn't get the credit either, and
Kenny not to get the KI and then runner on
everyone everyone always ch Angela was robbed. The ch Angela
got fourth was row. Kennedy was robbed Bby placed higer
than mich Angela. That's true, fourth place, fourth. She was

(01:24:17):
first out in that round right that it was voting
from the girls, and she got a sudden crazy be
got third. And that's why. And I'll say I think
I said it at the time, if we talked about it,
I was team bby the entire we were all team
Bby crowning. Funny would it be if she was the

(01:24:44):
only queen to be crowned twice? It's so good. Much
love to Trixie, much loved to ch Angela, much loved
to Kennedy, the off forgotten sister. Truly all and I
hope that they all know the all bad night kind
of the wrestler's turg really quickly, what's your favorite RuPaul's song?

(01:25:07):
I like, um, don't don't sissy that walk I do.
I do love when that comes. That's classic Tina Girl.
I'm prepared to reveal now in the pod that I've
been doing a lot of really big hit parodies Bruce
songs about Tina Burner. One of them is Tina Girl,
put the burn in your walk Ne burn walks and

(01:25:29):
she talks. My other parody is bring Back Teena, Bring
bring Back Tina, Tina Burna bring Back and also Tinna
Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta. That's another one of
my parodies. I have a lot of great parodies. What

(01:25:50):
about Tina that walk? Oh yeah, Tina that walk? Bow.
What's your favorite RuPaul Jam, It's the this, it's the
I guess it's the runway song for UK like no,
no no, I like that to beat the production on

(01:26:10):
that is like fantastic. The word this, This is the
beginning of Tina. I will say every time they do
the finale and I hear if I dream, I'm always
like this is a very emotional song, but I do

(01:26:31):
cry at the dud dude. Um. But my favorite rue
song outside of called Me Mother, which is an important
song for me and my sister be perform it. Back
in the day, I would say that I love the
real illness. No, it's so good. I'm gonna move into

(01:26:52):
the house, gonna move into the house and never going home.
And I also love um, this is the beginning of
your the second I hear to always like beginning and

(01:27:14):
the rest is drag. You're all born to restaurant? Is
I hope Tina hears this and enjoys it. The worst.
We love you Tina, Dove Tina one thousand times and
I can't wait to see her again on Fire Island
this dance. I watched Tina Tina for a while co
hosted whatever like Tuesday Nights with Busted at Barracuda. I

(01:27:38):
love Tina watching Busted and like trying to do like,
oh do work with her and be like what the
fun girl also tell her story of Tina Star Search
when she was getting the So this is actually the
first time I think I ever went to Barracuda Star Search,
which is like um drag contest pageant um strap Aganza

(01:28:00):
contest that the winner wins one dollars, but you have
to be like pretty new at drag I think to enter.
It's not right, all right, So it's a lot of
first timers. But Tina has been hosted like one am
in the morning, like God bless hurting cats to get
them all on stage. And so she she's been hosting
it since, I truly think, and she uh, she's not

(01:28:20):
this old, but but she she got on the mic
because the show is about to start, and she went
all gender illusionists, please report to the stage. All genderlusion
please report to the stage. Where was that? Where was
that in the show? I know, I know it's hard
to do it. I think she got nervous. I think
she got I need to say. And also when the
judges after like four weeks, so like we kind of

(01:28:42):
hate you girl, you're like, okay, well fuck, like it
would be hard, Like I'm gonna have fun anyway, Like
it's easy for Simon when they're like we want to
blow your ass off, but so she could have a
good time, but it's you're sort of a gutted troll
when she does good. It's like like during this challenge
all they had to make it over each other and

(01:29:03):
they were like, you know it was bad, but it
was Tina, Like that was the thing. Like she did
execute Tina even though it was bad, and I was like,
that's got a sting. And Tina Tina with Rose's makeup
and she looks pretty for one I was like, oh
my god, you people are so terroritious and clear. Tina
was very gutted on the runway. I'm not trying to

(01:29:24):
be like every time the handprints on her tips is
like I'm like, what is going on with it? But again,
you are right, we have to remember what are you
gonna do when they've already sort of said like and
you're not gonna win, and she is like truly. Episode two,
Rude to Simone was like, wow, you're my favorite. Now
back to the show where I picked my favorite. Yeah,

(01:29:46):
what are we doing? What are we doing here? Okay,
say the drag The RuPaul song I hate was from
season thirteen. Drag is bad to l A. It's drag.
It's just I cannot stop singing Contragules. Now I'm gonna

(01:30:13):
tell you all the process. You have won this this
album like that Rue has done. It's like when it's
bring Back My Gls. The lyrics are like she's going
back to the warkround and it's not her night. It's
like all about the experience of being on Drag Race.
Every song. So She's like Contragulations is from the perspective
of RuPaul, like in a musical being like the Vegas. Yeah,

(01:30:38):
they're for Vegas, for Vegas. Which, now that I'm thinking
about it, when Vanessa gets back up in the gig,
Contragulations could be a good number for Huge. That's very soon,
I'll have that little She's I'm just thinking about this

(01:30:58):
Ruse Ruse running out of catcher. She's not even pulling
from catchphrases anymore. She's pulling from like things that like
she procedurally has to say on the show. Do you
know what I'm saying? She has drag race, like she
does she have a song that's like I think she
already has a song that's like hello, hello, hello, like
she has like you stay that would be that would

(01:31:20):
be better. Well now she fully just says other girls
catchphrases when they're gone off the season. So I hope
you starts doing songs in the songs. Oh yeah, that
are just like she's just like rude doing like miss Spangey, Misspangey,
doing other people's things. I mean like she's I mean like,
there's gonna be a song that's like with extra special guests, Judge.
Like the song will be Pit Crews previously Hashbag drag Race.

(01:31:50):
Oh yeah, okay, the song is this week's many challenge
will be getting up in quick drag will be the
whole we're playing the snatch game game game game, game,
game game game. Okay, that's a bob. It is really
a bob. All right, We're moving forward with Josh said

(01:32:14):
he was gonna do Josh Okay, this is Josh Sharp's
I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. Honestly,
right now, I don't think so, honey. Cockroaches. You know,
it's getting warmer in New York. They're coming out. They're
rolling back the boulder on the tomb back. You know,
heaven was boring. I'm back in the gig. You know
what it's like to be in New York. If you
don't have a cockroach, you do, you just ain't seen it.

(01:32:35):
And let me tell you what happened to me last week.
We're in the morning. I was getting out and I
was going into the bathroom and I lifted up my
toilet lid, and then you know, I have a tushy
and sitting on the nozzle of a little bit cockroach. God,
I saw her. But imagine if I was taking a pee.
Imagine if I hattant looked and I sat down to
take a poo and then either the cockroach like crawled

(01:32:59):
around me and I screamed taking a pooh, or I
finished my pooh and the cockroach and then I turned
on the tushy and it shot. The cockroach up into
my ass and it lived in my test free. Mind
you what I'm done with cockcron Stay in your homes,
don't which is technically my home, I understand, but don't
come into my turf in my home. Stay in the walls,

(01:33:22):
you dirty little bitch. Stunning beautiful. That was true. I
think all cockroaches are shook and they're not coming up. Honey,
you almost sat on a roach, you know, like it
was on his bid day. He almost launched one into

(01:33:42):
his hole. Yeah, can trying not for lack of giant
what I did do. Thank God, Tushy has the like
nozzle wash that shoots the water down. When I saw
him sitting there, I said, I'm gonna get you, motherfucker.
And and and truly like to cover the two feet
from like my hand from here to like the switch.
I didn't like ten minutes. I'm moved incrementally slow so
it's not startle him. And then my hands really on

(01:34:03):
the nozzle and I turned it and little buggar got
shot right into the toilet. Very mercy, ain't ms got
cutting up something awful. And then you were like Utica
and you went yes while you watch your sister drowned.
Actually kept the co coach because I think they are
like cute little buggers. And I actually, for some for

(01:34:26):
someone like me, identify with them because they're both little freak.
I said, you'll be going for a swim, but not
with me and my sisters and Utica and Mick. And
remember when Bendela dressed as the fly. That was so good,
one of the best ever. That would have been great
for the beast Bridge couture. Instead, No, the worst was

(01:34:52):
Olivia Loves with telltub Tell Tubby was worn. Oh, I
know that, I I refuse. I honestly, I think Olivia
should have been bothered, and I don't think shouldn't been
using a bodysuit with an inflatable dog glued on her back.
But the candy's commercial was funny. Well, she lapped up
that milk. What was this? All the milk on set

(01:35:13):
milk on? So they had milk laying around, right. My
soda is come, My soda is coming at and I'm
here in horny and I can't have either, so I
drink this soda and that's why I drink it. Wait,
But the way I was laughing when when Utica was
sucking the utters, I was like, he just gonna be

(01:35:36):
so funny. I was laughing, hysterical, and then I was
living a daricle. And then they put the commercial together
and I was like, oh, forget it. It's I thought
her soda was gonna be cow utter milk, and I
was like, well, that'll be funny because she's such an
utter freak. Um you can. I felt like when it
was like the judges felt that you can do better.

(01:36:01):
Oh god, you think that's her best best? Dollar Turkey Leg,
tonight you're we were just doing. The judges were in
a trip to fan of your performance. I'm sorry, my dear.
And then it's like tonight the judges wanted seconds congragulations

(01:36:26):
Dollar Turkey Leg. You on the runway you serve roast beef,
but in the challenge you were a roast beast. Not
so good. Huh pretty good? Not so good. We give

(01:36:46):
thanks for you this week. Congratulating Dollar. There you go.
I want to now on your bone all night. How
did we come up with dollar Rafa turkey Leg. I'll
tell you why. We were at six flats and we
saw a sign that said dollar off a turkey leg,
and we all said dollar, that's a name, and then
we spent dollar higher day doing turkey Thanksgiving based puns

(01:37:11):
to either send Dollar offa home or save her, put
her in the top, or even make her safe, or
even make her safe, or to crown her. What kind
of queen she is? A she's a fashion clown's fashion.
She's better than Violet at fashion. She's funny, and she's
funnier than Bob, funnier than Bob. So she's like a Bimini. Yeah,

(01:37:35):
but could never, could never. Ebody knows it, And Bemony
would say the same thing about Dollar Rafa league of
her own. But sometimes she gets in the bottom because
she's really Also the implication that um that I made
that Bimini is funnier than Bob is in false. We
love Bimony, but Bob's Dollar is funnier than Bob. Yeah,

(01:37:56):
and Bob knows it. Bobb learned everything he knows from Dollar.
Roma doll are off as many of these girls drag Mother,
A lot of them are from the House of Turkey Leg.
It's a really good house, really good house because because
there's because there's you know, like turkey leg kened Turkey

(01:38:19):
legs ms Jumbo Turkey leg, oh yeah jumbo. Like remember her?
All right, let's do Aaron Jackson's I don't think so, honey.
Before we start, I want to say this one really
might This could change the entire world as we see it.

(01:38:42):
We love to set a barky Oh my god, this
is Eric Jackson's I don't think so, honey. His time
starts now. I don't think so, honey. The US currency,
pennies and single dollar bails change the world, change the world,
change the world. On we could round everything up to
five and have a lot less pennies rolling around changing

(01:39:06):
in changing the world. Think about this you could get
rid of and think of all change that world? And
why is something ninety nine cents? Does it not just
drive you backs? Don't you ever the world? Don't you
ever think if this was just five, the masks would
be simpler. Now I'm sitting here saying ninety eight, I

(01:39:28):
having to get my fingers out. Do the minus and
the plus or round up to fives and tens. Well, hey, baby,
just do that. And I'm not one of those people
that like a plastic money. I I like a hard
dollar assent. I like the j okay second change the world, queen,
theft hat dollar. I've got to get rid of these things.

(01:39:49):
Everyone that's one that I thank you that the world
about change for the better. Is that the world has
changed for us, but we're ahead of time from the listener,
so exciting to know. It's probably how they felt when
they filmed, when they filmed Forrest Gump, you know what
I mean, they were like, this will change. Maybe if

(01:40:10):
you got I don't have This is a popular this
is a popular podcast. If you could send that, That's
not what I heard to Joe in the White House,
the Pringle and the white the springle of that, I
don't think so. I think he could get some legislation
going no state of the Union. He's gonna say, does
not drive you back and we'll go. I think that

(01:40:33):
would be a fun double booking. Yes, yeah, he's messy.
He's messy. Gen Z and what the greatest generation ghost Bones,
Sandy Bones, wait, Biden, the greatest generation. He was on
the Titanic, you know that survived. He was the one

(01:40:54):
who he was the one who um confronted the iceberg.
After he was the baby. He was the baby that
the mean fiance stole that cow. And then he grew
up and he was like I should be bullied, Yeah,
should be bullied. And need a hill. I that that

(01:41:18):
is a beautiful You really did change the world. There
are and I think because you okay, Mica, what are
our plans for the summer with you girls flashing in
the waves of a pool, of an ocean, of a lake.

(01:41:40):
I'd even get into a river, honey, same river, into
the East River right now, Let's go jump in the
East River this weekend together. No, Mama, no, mama, No,
don't you know taxing? Don't you know? That is what
George say on the point on the beach when we

(01:42:02):
were we were celebrating, but you know in the way
that gay people can, where you celebrate and point out
some of the flaws of the film. Um, what is it?
Pretty young girl? Promising young woman, promising young woman, young girl,
pretty pretty young girl. When George was saying, people were
saying the music is amazing, and he said, oh, you
mean a classical cover of Toxic? I've been thinking about

(01:42:25):
I did like the music. I thought George was being
shady on that one. I thought the musical Do you
mean a classical cover of of Toxic, which they also
did for Bridgertain months before, Like just classical music covers
of pop songs like it's fucking vitamin string quartet got
me hard. I'll tell you. Let's tell you I have not.

(01:42:47):
What is it if you take a Viagara and this
boner persists for eight to ten hours? Honey, I watched
Little Young Girl and haven't stop since the since the
toxic cover came on and I refused to get it drained.
Movie made you horny. I don't think that was the intent. Yeah,
I think, yeah, that was such a horny movie. Um wow,

(01:43:11):
what if real as always? To have ours always the
sisterhood again? I want to tell the listeners we are
bad at drag. Yeah, drag, do not, as you often do,
go to their queen's pages and comment our feedback at them.

(01:43:32):
Oh but I will say this, as we've said before,
one of these. If you're dumb ass has never seen
live Drag and you think you and you think you
like drag from the show Rupause Drags, you are in
fact a rock at the bottom of the sea that
will never see the sun. Your opinion is illegal, and
I'm opinion with Trump and let you eat his leftover

(01:43:54):
Cheetos in the town. How do you know better than Trump?
If you if you haven't seen good luck en up
that cheeto dust you shoul speak of. Stupid year old
girl and not allowed into the bar. Ask your mommy
and Papa for Christmas to take you into an establishment
to see live drafts. Say and if they say no,
say honey, this coach bag ain't gonna show herself off.

(01:44:15):
Take me to the club. Not for lack of trying.
I'm really happy that we've got these um sort of
rousing messages to end the episode. But it's not It
is not how we end. It is not how we
on the episode. We end the episode of the song,
and I think we all know the song D D

(01:44:36):
D Bye Bye,

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