The 2025 LCCA Nominations Announcement

A re-release of part one and part two of the LCCA nominations. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look mare, oh, I see you, my ow and look
over there is that the culture. Yes, goodness, yeah, Lost Culture,
good morning, good morning. You're to be with you today,
right and early, right and early. But it's very exciting
because we are here finally to announce the nominees for

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the fourth annual Lost Culture isa's Culture Awards and the
first televised Lost Culture. Is this Cultural Awards, airing August
fifth on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well,
I think we should just get started. I guess we should.
In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the
nominees are Universal Helios, Grant Hotel, Aloewe's Hotel, Epic Universe,

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Go Be Tent, Coachella, The Coney Island, Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters,
Severance and Mirror House, Abercadabra, Lady Gaga SNL. These are
the nominees for most Iconic Building or Structure. In the
category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees are Japan

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All This, Spirit Tunnel, The Jennifer Hudson Show, Top Chef Canada,
Seth Myers, and Doci. These are the nominees for best
Vibe hands Down. In the category of Best Movie of
All Time. The nominees are Tar A Star Is Born, Gagachella,

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Bootleg from videomoon, Dot Con, The Incredibles, and Nutty Professor
Too the Clumps. He's the nominees for Best Movie of
All Time. In the category of Social Change Moment of
the Year, sponsored by west Elm, the nominees are Gagachella,

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College students do what they've been educated to do, Jojo
Siwak continues to evolve, Zoron Mamdani presstor being somehow not cringe,
and when a gay celebrity writes a children's book. These
are the nominees for the Social Change Moment of the Year,

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sponsored by west Elm. In the category of Kindest Greeting,
the nominees are stop, Oh my god, Oh you're here,
then I won't leave. You just got off a plane.
I refuse to believe that because you look so amazing. Okay, shirt,

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and we've met several times and I remember. These are
the nominees for kindest Greeting. In the category of Best Breakfast,
the nominees are egg McMuffin, yogurt and Berri's a Banana.
If you don't have time necessarily to do like a

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whole thing, crabcake, Benedict and just a black coffee. I'm
actually intermitt infesting. These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are half
soup Tomato, half salad, Caesar Fries and Caesar, half soup tomato,

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half grilled cheese, American Pradamonge, UK Selection and Free. These
are the nominees for best Lunch. In the category of
Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken, Parmesan, Korean Food, all tottig.

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I actually heard the burger here is really good. It's
forty six dollars and you get home and your new
lover cooked for you again. So far they are amazing.
These are the nominees for best Dinner. In the category
of Best Beverage, the nominees are Doctor Pepper, Whole Milk,

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Martini that you order by saying failthy with way too
much sauce, Big Airport, Essentia, and Celsius. These are the
nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of Moon Award
for Shining Brightly, the nominees are Michelle Williams Death Becomes Her,

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Michelle Williams Dying for Sex, Sarah Sherman in a Wig,
dream Works, Moon with the Boy on It Who Fishes,
and Chase Swey Wonders the Studio. These are the nominees
for the Moon Award for Shining Brightly. In the category

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of Sun Award for So Fucking Hot, the nominees are
Lucy Dakis, Kate Blanchette, Doctor Orna Garlnik Bad Bunny, Calvin
Klein Coffee that your new lover was brought back from
this store and oh my god, he should have told
me this was going to be so hot. He's just

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starting to go southoo. These are the nominees for Sun
Award for So Fucking Hot. In the category of Filet
Mignon Award for Best Beef, the nominees are Rabbi Miss
Piggy Defending Herself using the Art of Carate, Hillary Duff

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versus Faye Dunaway, Benito Skinner, over Compensating, and Bluegogie. These
are the nominees for the Filet Mignard Award for Best Beef.
In the category of Canada Award for Canadian Delicate See,
the nominees are Alanis Morissetts, All Dressed Chips, maple syrup

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on a stick on ice. Bowen Yang age eight, Thank you,
Celestium age twenty one, got legal and moved to us.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Please.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
These are the nominees for Canada Award for Canadian Delicacy congratulation,
Thank you, thank you so much. In the category of
worst sticky Feeling, the nominees are Jolly Rancher on hand.
Hate that when you touch a child's hand and it's like,

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what was that? Various surfaces at Sephora. Women know about
that toiletry bag after a long flight, what is that?
What is that? And the one you still have for
your ex The relationship is over, but now even after

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all that, still thinking about him and after all that.
These are the nominees for worst sticky Feeling. In the
category of Borders Award for store that should come back,
the nominees are Delia's, American Apparel, Radio Shack, Halen Hardy

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and quiz No's. But now we're hearing it might still
be around, let us know. These are the nominees for
Borders Award for store that should come back. In the
category of sport we would love to know more about,
the nominees are Pickleball. Since y'all are so obsessed women's rugby,
women's men's cheerleading, men's Nike, and volleyball. A bunch of

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guys in the park can't tell how many are gay?
How many are that is the big question. These are
the nominees for sport we would love to know more about.

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In the category of best Gift for Mom, the nominees
are necklace glow perfumed by j Lo from two thousand
and two, card you signed for your sibling as well,
because God knows they weren't taking initiative, a shirt and
the size you choose feels like a trap. Your mom
is a narcissist and you can't win, never could, and

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a grandchild despite the fact that the world lol. Anyways,
These are the nominees for best gift for Mom. In
the category of best Gift for Dad, the nominees are
golf rather nice, pen, Apple watch Evergreen, ticket to the

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Sphere Las Vegas, and book about war he already owns.
These are the nominees for best gift for Dad. The
category of best Gift for sibling slash cousin, the nominees
are earrings onesie for a baby. You're almost positive they

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have blank journal that says I know nothing about you
fill these pages, Bottle of Sauvignon blanc from Corner and
Vintage Sure, which is really just something you hate that
you got from your mother who is also their mother
slash aunt. These are the nominees for best Gift for
sibling slash cousin in the category of In this House

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we believe in award for best yard Sign. The nominees
are Beware of Dog for Sale, Bonnie Salati for Remax,
no soliciting unless you have a big, fat ass and
a great warm smile. In this House we believe Black

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lives matter, Women's rights, equal human rights. No human is illegal,
science is real, Love is love, diversity makes us stronger,
and injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And
technically not a sign but a themed flag for the
season like pumpkin bunnies, etc. So you know what time

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of year it is when you glance upon the sign.
These are the nominees for in this House we believe
in award for best yard Sign. In the category of
Best City up and Coming, the nominees are Bentonville, Arkansas, Sayville,
New York, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Rekiavik Iceland, and Oh Trust whatever

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city I'm in, I got all the boys up and
coming please. These are the nominees for Best City up
and Coming. In the category of Best City Established, the
nominees are Epcot, Walt Disney World, SIM City, Gotham City,

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sim City, and Oh trust whatever city I'm in, I'm
establishing connections with the boys. These are the nominees for
Best City Established. In the category of AKA Award for
Other Way to say that, the nominees are they passed

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AKA they died, she did the damn thing, aka she
did well doing the deed aka knocking boots aka kissing
and more AKA sex you freak that, aka you did
well and smashed it aka someone did well British. These
are the nominees for AKA Award for Other Way to

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say That. In the category of Walking Home Alone Award
for what Women have to do, the nominees are purse
heavy too big, purse so small, not functional, just go
and talk to him to make sure he's okay, learn

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about toxic shock syndrome and then worry about it until
you die. And heels on the grass at a wedding.
These are the nominees for the Walking Home Alone Award
for what Women have to do. In the category of
Hypochondriac Award for Illness we think we have this time,

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the nominees are noravirus, fungal infection, slash, staph infection, depression
that apparently requires ketamine the way y'all do it strap
again and this is not a sickness, but my foot
is broken.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
These These are the nominees for a Hypochondriac Award for
illness We think we have this time.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
In the category of Right Hand arm Man Award for
Best Nicknames, the nominees are best Friend, Confidant, Silly Rabbit,
Jules for Julia, and Queen b for Beyonce. These are

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the nominees for the Right Hand Arm Award for Nicknames.
In the category of Hag's Award for Abbreviated Things to Say,
the nominees are DEVO, devastated, DEFO, definitely TKTK Later we

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are going to get to this, but not right now.
D y h A w HTM did you hear about
what happened to Marie? And RHOSLC unknown. These are the
nominees for the Hag's Award for Abbreviated Thing to Say.
In the category of trans Writes Award for Stuff you

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can't take away from us even if you tried. The
nominees are my dia coke, this fat ass, my dignity,
my Netflix, and my water bottle on the plane. You
got what you wanted the water. Now let me have
the bottle for my collections. These are the nominees for

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the trans Writes Award for stuff you can't take away
from us even if you tried. In the category of
the Secret to Life, the nominees are fuck a funny
nerd for giving your mama first thing every day, water,
work out every day, even for two minutes, and Donna
tell Eversaci Vogue seventy three questions and dance like everyone

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is watching and they are simply obsessed the for a
Secret to Life. In the category of Best Alternative to
God Bless You, the nominees are oh, do you have allergies?
Do not sneeze on me? I cannot get sick this week.
I'm an atheist, but good luck with that. That was

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me yesterday. And Salou not salud Salu. These are the
nominees for best alternative to God Bless You. In the
category I Have Best Way to be Together, the nominees
are Conjugal Visit for when one of You in Prison Forever,

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Blood Relative, Family, Reunion in a row and Respectful. These
are the nominees for Best Way to Be Together. In
the category of Best Damn Bird, the nominees are love
Birds be cause you know they are in love, Daisy

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Duck are Tequno, the One, Nelly Fertato is Like and
Thief who Stole My Mother? Katrina Rodgers's Sandwich aka The
Original Doll. These are the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
The category of Grief of the Year, the nominees are

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Avatar two, The Way of Water. Lowen's birthday was the
day after the twenty twenty four election, The Boat, Episode
of Succession, When We thought for a second, Pervy Little
Road Died on White Lotus from The Protein Smoothie, and
Page Left Summer House. These are the nominees for Grief

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of the Year. In the category of we Can Go
See Boop Award for Best Thing to See, the nominees
are Boom, John Proctor is the Villain, the New Flick

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from that Cool Young Director at the Angelica aka Sorry
Baby by Ava, Victor Sweat Tour, and Molly Gordon in Anything.
These are the nominees for We Can Go See Boop
Award for best thing to See. In the category of

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Woman of a Certain Age Award, the nominees are Jenna
Ortega twenty two, Dame Helen Mirren seventy nine, Queen Elizabeth
the First Elizabethan Age, Betty Boop Timeless, and Winona Ryder
the Age of Innocence. These are the nominees of Women

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of a Certain Age Award. In the category of Harshest
Truth about Wicked, the nominees are ableism and as a
result bullying, racism and as a result bullying, the mom
treated on the dad adultery, fascism as a result of bullying,

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and Fanny not realized. We don't really get into his
gay story. What was that like? Was it hard coming out?
Or was Fanny born wealthy? Prequel idea about this. These
are the nominees for Harshest Truth about Wicked And the
category of worst animal to Find is Hiding in Your Home?

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The nominees are a possum, raccoon, human, nasty person you
barely know, possome, and bunch of life. These are the
nominees for worst animal to Find is Hiding in Your Home.
In the category of most reductive way to note that

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a gay man is speaking. The nominees are bit Fruity, Eh,
that fag San though he's so zesty, we at the
Network love his sass and Niche. These are the nominees

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for most reductive way to note that a gay man
is speaking. In the category of Best Title for a Book,
the nominees are The Upstairs of the House, Twilight, She
Freaked It with That, the Bible too, the Squeakwil Conflict

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is not Abuse. You can learn a lot from just
this title, and Oh this Body It stays keeping the score.
These are the nominees for Best Title for a Book.
In the category of Style Icon Award, the nominees are Zendeia, Shrek,

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Anna Wintour, Dracula, and Doctor Orna Gerrelmik. These are the
nominees for Style Icon Award. In the category of Cover
Our Bases Award for a Thing you have to Admit
happened this year, the nominees are Law and Order. It

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Ends with Us Carlo Sophia on CNN, Adrian Brodie spit
his gum out at the Oscars Through It to his Day,
and Matt and Boone were in the shot. A minor
at the Super Bowl and Subway Series We Think. These
are the nominees for Cover Our Bases Award for Thing

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you Have to Admit happen this year. In the category
of I Love You Award for Best Three Words Together,
the nominees are Pizzas Here, Pink Pony Club, Welcome to Hawaii,
You're My Friend, and It Bears Repeating. These are the

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nominees for the I Love You Award for Best Three
Words Together. And the category of Docu Sign Award for
Technology That Moved Us Forward, the nominees are Ring Camera,
Chrome Cast, When Phones Touch Tips and Something Happens, Share
Password and Stanley Cup. These are the nominees for Docu

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Sign Award for Technology that Moved Us Forward. In the
category of Best Title for the Next Bridget Jones, the
nominees are Bridget Jones, five Oops, All Bridgets, five Bridgets
five Jones, Bridget Jones, Oh No, She Beta, Bridget Bridget

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On All or Nothing, and Bridget Jones to Tera Biffia.
These are the nominees for Best Title for the Next
Bridget Jones. In the category of Today's Show Award for
Excellence in the Morning, the nominees are Jenna Bush Hager,
Sex at Times, my Girl, Nanda at the coffee shop

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that I see each day, Bodega, Guys that call you Boss,
and Muffin. These are the nominees for Today's Show Award
for Excellence in the Morning. In the category of Flirtiest
Thing You Could Ever Say, the nominees are you can

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sit by me, text me your number so I have it,
Fuck me tonight? Can you hold my shirt if I
take it off? And do you want to go see
a Broadway show Tonight? These are the nominees for the

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flirtiest thing you could Ever Say. In the category of
song that They're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's, the nominees
are I Write Sins Not Tragedies, Panic at the Disco,
Into the Groove, Madonna, Rich Girl, Gwen Stefani, Higher Creed,

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and Rich Girl Hall of Nots. These are the nominees
for a song that They're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's.
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise,
the nominees are Boop, Shrek, Crest, The High Deeds, and

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Yo Gabba Gabba. These are the nominees for the Hunger
Games Award for Best Huge Franchise. In the category of
Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap Award for Twins Excellence, the
nominees are Michael B. Jordan, Sinners, Josh Sharp and Aaron
Jackson Dix. The musical Lisa Kudro Friends, Slash Frasier Is

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Zooey Deschanel Married to a Twin, and soap.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Operas Evil and Normal.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
These are the nominees for Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap
Award for Twins Excellence. In the category of the Sweat
Tour Award for Best Live Indoor Performance, the nominees are
The Sweat Tour, Brat Tour, Killa, Lady Gaga, SNL, Boop

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and Bowen Ye and Lady Gaga No More Sligh SNL.
These are the nominees for the Sweat Or Award for
Best Live Indoor Performance Compeculation Thank You, Really Well Observed
Visually Deserved. In the category of Finalists of the Year,
the nominees are Doctor Orna Gerrelnik, Gabriette Delta, Work Boop

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and Meghan Fahey. These are the nominees for Finalists of
the Year. In the category of Best Picture Literal Picture,
the nominees are Dylan Ephron but in Air, Luigi Mangione Reveal,
Lisa Rinna Eminem, Walton Goggins during Sam Rockwell's Crazy Ass monologue,

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The White Lotus, and Picture of a Horse that a
child drew. These are the nominees for Best Picture Literal
Picture and the category of Santa Award for being Unforgettable.
The nominees are Daisy Duck, Toad Mario, Sarah Snook, Gagatchella

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and Rose here Donnell and Just Like That. These are
the nominees for Santa Award for being Unforgettable. In the
category of Most Iconic Exchange of Words, the nominees are
Defying Gravity, Intro Ari and Cynthia, High Body Count, Hair Angiquetsanevas.

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Does he make you laugh? He doesn't make me cry?
Oceans eleven? Does he gag you? He doesn't clock my
te meme of Oceans eleven? But I thought the old
lady dropped it into the ocean at the end, Well, baby,
I went down and got it for you. Ah, you
shouldn't have Britney spears. Oops, I did it again. These

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are the does for most Iconic exchange of Words. In
the category of Titanic Award for Monoculture, the nominees are Rotisserie, Chicken,
Miss Piggy, The White Lotus, The Letter S and Wicked

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Sorry It's Okay. These are the nominees for the Titanic
Award for Monoculture. In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal,
the nominees are British My Friend, Lucas, low Key, Jacked Nurse, Understanding,

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Palm Spring's, Airbnb Host and Jared. These are the nominees
for Best Gay Guy Normal. In the category of Best
Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are Jonathan Bailey, Andrew Scott,
Andy Cohen, Tremmel, Tillman and The One You're Thinking Him.

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These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous. In
the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the
nominees are Fire Island Pines, Bartender One with twenty five
thousand followers, pop Star makeup artist Jimmy Fowley, and the

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Incredible Pat Reagan. These are the nominees for Best Gay
Guy Somewhere in Between. In the category of the Greatest Showman,
the nominees are Sutton Foster, Cola Scola, Jeff Goldbloom, Kermit

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the Frog, and Miss Piggy. These are the nominees for
the Greatest Showman. In the category of Album of the Year,
the nominees are Mayhem, Lady Gaga, am I The Drama,
Cardi B Now That's what I call music, Volume seven Stripped,

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Christina Aguilera and nineteen eighty nine Taylor Swift. These are
the nominees for Album of the Year.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
In the category of Father Award, the nominees are Mark Duplas,
Andy Cohen, Barack Obama, Mark Ruffalo, and JJ Abrams, father
of Gracie Abrams, which Barbara streisand found out He's the nominees.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
For Father Award. In the category of Daddy Award, the
nominees are Adam Brody, Freddie Prinz Junior, The Men of
the Four Seasons, Ricky Martin and Dad from Inside Out
that gay Twitter is still wanting to bang them out

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and Same. These are the nominees for the Daddy Award.
In the category of Circus Award for Stop Being Weird,
the nominees are Well the Circus of Course, hinge dates,
person obsessed with being Polly but is single if you're

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still like I'm a hufflepoff, like give me a fucking
break for Christ's sake, and Airbnb hosts and the locks
they choose. These are the nominees for Circus Award for
Stopping Weird. In the category of Eva Longoria Award for
Tiny Woman Huge Impact, the nominees are Boop, Sabrina Carpenter,

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Quinta Brunson, Toad Mario and aoc. These are the nominees
for the Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman Huge Impact.
In the category of Best to Laugher, the nominees are
Brittany Murphy, Katie Gavin, Muna RuPaul Charles, alphab Throp, Wicked

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and SpongeBob. These are the nominees for Best Laugher That Sucks.
Alphabet didn't get nominated for her Other Things.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
In the category of Best Crier, the nominees are Rachel McAdams,
Demi Moore, Glinda upland Wicked, Lauren Conrad, Black, Mascarretteer, The Hills,
and Timothy Shallomey were in Gay Guy Shirt Crying Gay

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Guy Tears Call Me by Your Name. These are the
nominees for Best Crier. Elyn Dupplin to get nominated for
her other thing It's Crazy. I Love be upset if
I were only for Wicked. In the category of Pop
Crave Award for Excellence in Journalism, the nominees are Lynn Collins,

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George Clooney, Steve Kornaki, the Other Election not this one,
Amelia Dimaldenburg and Conclave twenty twenty four. These are the
nominees for Pop Crave Award for Excellence in Journalism. In
the category of Best twenty twenty three Moment, the nominees

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are Barbenheimer, Eras Tour, Chinese Spy Balloon, Ariano Maddox, Tear
Sandoval Up and Gwyneth Paltrow Skiing Lawsuit. These are the
nominees for Best twenty twenty three Moment. In the category

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of Tina Turner Legend Award, the nominees are Audra McDonald, Clio,
Melissa Etheridge, Monstro, Alissa Sue and Cecily Strong. These are
the nominees for Tina Turner Legend Award. In the category

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of Song of the Summer, the nominees are Flowers, Miley Cyrus, Espresso,
Sabrina Carpenter, Party in the USA, Miley Cyrus, Graduation, Friends Forever,
Vitamin C and Sweet Caroline Unknown. These are the nominees

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for Song of the Summer. In the category of Thumky
Jensen Name Award, the nominees are Charlie Pooth, Murushka Hardte, Doctor,
Victoria Frankenstein, Yeah, Betty Boop Whoop, and Madison Beer. These

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are the nominees for Fumky Jensen Name Award. In the
category of best way to Ride with your Bitches, the
nominees are Showstopper by Danny Kane, A sella quiet car,

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carpool after swim practice and we get slurpees, big van
that housewives get on to go on trips, and your
new crush drives you to the airport. They will never
do this again. These are the nominees for Best Way
to Ride with your Bitches. In the category of Don't

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Repeat This Award. For rumor we are making Up, the
nominees are Hiley Steinfeld speaks seven languages and is a
certified genius. Football Isn't Real, Andrew Garfield is dating Melissa
Jownhart Bow and Yang leaving snl at so point when
you mix purple and gold, you get black. These are

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the nominees for sh Don't Repeat This Award for rumor
we are making Up. In the category of most Matt
Rogers Coded Award, the nominees are soup All discovering Fka
Twigs in twenty twenty four colorful suits despite color blindness,

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Long Island but also Florida If You Know, You Know,
and Kate Hudson. These are the nominees for Most Matt
Rogers Coded Award. In the category of Most Bow and
Yang Coded Award, the nominees are stew All sat Words

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in Casual Conversation, Nintendo Switch Drops, Puzzlingly Single makes You
Ask what gives in Glasses with points of Interest is
the nominees for Most Bow and Yang Coded Award. In
the category of Best Note Ever Sung, the nominees are

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in Every Night in My Dreams, My Heart Will Go
on the Battle Cry, Alphaba defying Gravity.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
Sometimes, Charlie xcx rewind forree in the National anthem but
not the way she's been acting.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And Barbara streisand.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Hew in ew Can Show.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
From Tell Him Duet with Celine Dion. These are the
nominees for best note Ever Sung. In the category of
Scariest Moment in History, the nominees are Discovery of Fire,
had to be nuts, Hage disorbo Leaving Summer House, Drones

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over New Jersey We've never figured this out by the way,
Skippity toilet and Hereditary wil Diba Head Come Off. These
are the nominees for Scariest Moment in History. In the
category of People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive, the nominees are

(37:29):
Daniel Day Kim, Dylan O'Brien, Dylan Ephron, Boston Rob and
Tremmel Tillman. These are the nominees for People Magazine Sexiest
Man Alive. In the category of the Cowboy Carter Award
for Best Live Outdoor Performance, the nominees are Sunset Boulevard,

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Sunset Boulevard, Cowboy Carter, ritchel zegl Avida, Bowhen Yang Featuring
Matt and Celeste Apple, Dance, Coachella and Chapel Roone Music Festivals.
These are the nominees for the Cowboy Carter Award for
Best Live Outdoor Performance. Congratulations, I was not. In the

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category of shot we Are Shooting in This Moment, the
nominees are Share on Lost Cult, Celine Dion on Lost Colch,
Barbara on Lost colch Oprah On Stradio Lab, and Taylor

(38:42):
Swift Visa the nominees for shot we Are Shooting in
This Moment. In the category of Best Thing you texted
your high school friends about, the nominees are Sarah had
a baby and it's twin. Congratulations Sarah, Sarah about a house.

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Huge year for Sarah White Lotus so good. I'm so
sad to hear that Sarah got divorced and Sarah is
a happy lesbian. Congratulations Sarah. These are the nominees for
best Thing You tested your high school friends about. In
the category of best hand moment Excellence in Hands, the

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nominees are Hands by Jewel, Lady Gaga, puts your pause,
hands up, Sarah Sherman as knows Faratu Ady Bryant. You
know if you watch her work, she really does make
a lot of interesting hand choices and eleven minute applause

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breaks Can Film Festival. These are the nominees for best
hand moment Excellence in hands. Category of most Beautiful name
for a daughter you haven't even thought of yet, the
nominees are Purel, Gasolina, Micheline, Vendetta, and Stadia. These are

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the nominees for most beautiful name for a daughter you
haven't even thought of yet. In the category of best
word to whisper, the nominees are.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
So Sleep, fuck.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Here and Never. These are the nominees for best word
to whisper. In the category of Best Word to Scream.
The nominees are.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Guilty, Now, Taxi, Go Ga.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
And Never.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
These are the nominees for Best Word to Scream. In
the category of Wing Dings Award for Excellence in Symbols,
the nominees are Grinder, app mask indicating sexual interest, Little
Fire on the Menu indicating spicy, Little Peanut on a

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Menu indicating peanut, White Smoke from Pope Building indicating new Pope,
and green Light by Lord. These are the nominees for
the Wing Dings Award for Excellence in Symbols. In the
category of Best New Artists, the nominees are Domingo, Doctor,

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Victoria Frankenstein, Ava Victor, Miss Eggy, and Gabby Wendy. These
are the nominees for Best New Artists. In the category
of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the nominees are AI

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Unfortunately and we can tell when it is, Kate Winslet
Hat Intro Titanic Music and Scoring in Film, Jeff Goldbloom's
Chest Jurassic Park, and Paul Giamatti Blue Paint, Big Fat Liar.

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These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact in Film.
In the category of Best Batman Woman, the nominees are

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Poison Ivy, Doctor Chase, Meridian, Catwoman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robin Spelled
with the Y. This is the Riddler's assistant Robin whose
scenes were cut, and Catwoman and Hathaway. These are the
nominees for Best Batman Woman. In the category of Alison

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Williams Cool Girl Award, the nominees are Lisa Rinna Eminem,
Lisa Blackpink, Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Lisa from Temecula and
Paige Disorbo. These are the nominees for Alison Williams Cool

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Girl Award. In the category of Jamie Lee Curtis Award
for Gusto, Enthusiasm and Individuality, the nominees are Benson Boone,
Flipping Gagachella, Womencraft's Provincetown, Julia Fox and Monstro Alessi su.

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These are the nominees for Jamie Lee Curtis Award for Gusto,
Enthusiasm and Individuality. In the category of Best News We Heard,
the nominees are Lord Is performing tonight at Washington Square Park,
Sarah Sherman hired at SNL, Simone Biles is up next.

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There was a scary accident, but everyone is okay. In fact,
they have all made friends as a result of their
experience during the accident. They found our bags and there
is a big sale at our favorite store. These are
the nominees for Best News We Heard. In the category

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of Creatine Award for Straight Mail Excellence, the nominees are
Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein, Sebastian stan Various, Senator Bernie Sanders,
Andy Samberg, Various and Jack Antonoff, co author of Manchild.

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These are the nominees for Creating Award for Straight Male Excellence.
In the category of Artists of the Millennium, the nominees
are ms, Piggy Boop, Pamela Anderson, Jack Antonoff, and Moulan.

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These are the nominees for Artists of the Millennium. I'll
drink to that. In the category of most Thrilling Threats,
the nominees are do that again, No, do that again?

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I dare you when a parent came one, two, three, and.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
What have we kissed? And you are not attracted to
the person? You remember Amanda right, you don't. If I
ever see you again, I'm gonna kill you. These are
the nominees for most thrilling Threats. In the category of
most Uncommon Accident, the nominees are knife falls on foot

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while running, knife to your friend who asked if you
could bring that knife over here, holding phone in mezzanine
at a Broadway show like Boop, and you drop your
phone and it hits someone's mother. Eat watermelon seed and
it grows in your stomach, exploding all of your organs.
But he's blind. And I was eating a Greek salad

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and it was spicy. I had to go to the
hospital and have my stomach pumped. This was last week.
These are the nominees for most Uncommon Accident in the
category of Cosamigo's Margarita's Award for Things to Enjoy Anytime, Anywhere.
The nominees are fanny packs any decade, the phrase if

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you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready, anonymous podcasts,
not a flash mob. Please let me know when you're
gonna dance. When my new lover looks me in the eyes,
oh dear God, I'm at the point of my relationship
where I just can't keep my hands off him. These
are the nominees for Cosamigo's Margarita's Award for Things to

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Enjoy Anytime Anywhere. In the category of Outfit of the Year,
the nominees are Demi Moore's Yellow Coat, The Substance, Timothy
Chalomet at a Knicks game, Protect the Dolls T shirt,
When a Pretty Girl Gets Coffee in just sweatpants tank top,

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and Lisa Renna and whatever the fuck she Wants. These
are the nominees for Outfit of the Year. In the
category of Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism, the
nominees are probably your Grandma, even though she was married
to your grandpa for fifty years, Women in film crews

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wearing hard clothes to do their tough job, Miss Honey,
Matilda Moona, and Carabiner. These are the nominees for the
Renee Rap Award for Power in Lesbianism. And finally, in
the category of Record of the Year, the nominees are Abracadabra,

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Lady Gaga, Diet Pepsi, Addison Ray, I, Don't Want to
Miss a Thing, Aerosmith Massachusetts, Jensen McCrae, and soup Remy Wolf.
These are the nominees for Record of the Year. We
hope you join us and we hope you celebrate all

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of the nominees for their contributions to the culture. These
will also be airing on Bravo, August Smith streaming the
Next Day Forever on Peacock. I'm Bowen Yang and I'm
Matt Rogers. Last Culture Racist is the production by Will
Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcasts, created and hosted
by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Executive produced by Ana

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Hasnier and produced by Becker Ramos, Edited and mixed by
Doug Baym and Equal Board. And our music is by
Henry Koberski