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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Look mare, oh, I see you my own and look
over there is that the culture? Yes, goodness, yeah, Lost Culture,
good morning, good morning. You're to be with you today,
right and early, right and early. But it's very exciting
because we are here finally to announce the nominees for
(00:21):
the fourth annual Lost cultureisa's Culture Awards and the first
televised Lost Culture. Is This Culture Awards, airing August fifth
on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well,
I think we should just get started. I guess we should.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the
nominees are Universal Helios, Grant Hotel, Aloe's Hotel, Epic Universe,
Go Be Tent, Coachella, The Coney Island, Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters,
Severance and Mirror House, Abercadabra, Lady Gaga SNL. These are
(00:58):
the nominees for most Iconic Building or Structure. In the
category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees are Japan
All This, Spirit Tunnel, The Jennifer Hudson Show, Top Chef Canada,
Seth Myers, and Doci. These are the nominees for best
(01:22):
Vibe hands Down. In the category of Best Movie of
All Time. The nominees are Tar A Star Is Born, Gagachella,
Bootleg from Videomoon, Dot Con, The Incredibles, and Nutty Professor
Too the Clumps. He's the nominees for Best Movie of
(01:45):
All Time. In the category of Social Change Moment of
the Year, sponsored by west Elm, the nominees are Gagachella,
College students do what they've been educated to do, Jojo
Siwak continues to evolve, Zoron Mamdani presstor being somehow not cringe,
(02:09):
and when a gay celebrity writes a children's book. These
are the nominees for the Social Change Moment of the Year,
sponsored by west Elm. In the category of Kindest Greeting,
the nominees.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Are stop, oh my god, Oh you're here, then I
won't leave. You just got off a plane. I refuse
to believe that because you look so amazing. Okay, shirt,
and we've met several times and I remember. These are
(02:45):
the nominees for kindest Greeting. In the category of Best Breakfast,
the nominees are egg McMuffin, yogurt and Berri's a Banana.
If you don't have time necessarily to do like a
whole thing, crabcake, Benedict and just a black coffee. I'm
(03:07):
actually intermitt investing. These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are half
soup Tomato, half salad, Caesar Fries and Caesar, half soup tomato,
half grilled cheese, American Pradamonge, UK Selection and Free. These
(03:33):
are the nominees for best Lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken, Parmesan,
Korean Food, all tottig. I actually heard the burger here
is really good. It's forty six dollars and you get
home and your new lover cooked for you again. So
(03:59):
far they are amazing. These are the nominees for best Dinner.
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Doctor Pepper,
Whole Milk, Martini that you order by saying failthy with
way too much sauce, Big Airport, Essentia, and Celsius. These
(04:24):
are the nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of
Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the nominees are Michelle Williams
Death Becomes Her, Michelle Williams Dying for Sex, Sarah Sherman
in a Wig, dream Works, Moon with the Boy on
(04:47):
It Who Fishes and Chase Swey Wonders the Studio. These
are the nominees for the Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
In the category of Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,
the nominees are Lucy Dakis, Kate Blanchette, Doctor Orna Garlnik
(05:11):
Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein Coffee that your new lover was
brought back from this store and oh my god, he
should have told me this was going to be so hot.
He's just starting to go southoo. These are the nominees
for Sun Award for So Fucking Hot. In the category
of Filet Mignon Award for Best Beef, the nominees are
(05:33):
Rabbi Miss Piggy Defending Herself using the Art of Carate,
Hillary Duff versus Faye Dunaway, Benito Skinner, over Compensating, and Bluegogie.
These are the nominees for the Filet Mignard Award for
(05:54):
Best Beef. In the category of Canada Award for Canadian
Delicate See, the nominees are Alanis Morissetts, All Dressed Chips,
maple syrup on a stick, on ice. Bowen Yang age eight,
Thank you, Celestium age twenty one, got legal and moved
(06:16):
to us. Please.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
These are the nominees for Canada Award for Canadian Delicacy congratulation,
Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
In the category of worst sticky Feeling, the nominees are
Jolly Rancher on hand. Hate that when you touch a
child's hand and it's like, what was that? Various surfaces
at Sephora, women know about that toiletry bag after a
(06:49):
long flight, what is that? What is that? And the
one you still have for your ex the relationship is over,
but now even after all that, still thinking about him
and after all that, These are the nominees for Worse
(07:11):
sticky Feeling.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
In the category of Borders Award for store that should
come back, the nominees are Delia's American Apparel, Radio Shack,
Halen Hardy and quiz No's. But now we're hearing it
might still be around, let us know. These are the
nominees for Borders Award for store that should come back.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
In the category of sport we would love to know
more about, the nominees are Pickleball. Since y'all are so
obsessed women's rugby, women's men's cheerleading, men's Nike, and volleyball.
(07:54):
A bunch of guys in the park can't tell how
many are gay? How many are that is the big question.
These are the nominees for sport we would love to
know more about.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
In the category of best Gift for Mom, the nominees
are necklace glow perfumed by j Lo from two thousand
and two, card you signed for your sibling as well,
because God knows they weren't taking initiative, a shirt and
the size you choose feels like a trap. Your mom
is a narcissist and you can't win, never could, and
(08:37):
a grandchild despite the fact that the world lol. Anyways,
These are the nominees for best gift for Mom.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
In the category of best Gift for Dad, the nominees
are golf rather nice, pen, Apple watch Evergreen, ticket to
the Sphere Las Vegas, and book about war he already owns.
These are the nominees for best gift for Dad.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
The category of best Gift for sibling slash cousin, the
nominees are earrings onesie for a baby. You're almost positive
they have blank journal that says I know nothing about
you fill these pages, Bottle of Sauvignon blanc from Corner
and Vintage Sure, which is really just something you hate
(09:31):
that you got from your mother who is also their
mother slash aunt. These are the nominees for best Gift
for sibling slash cousin.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
In the category of In this House we believe in
award for best yard Sign. The nominees are Beware of
Dog for Sale, Bonnie Salati for Remax, no soliciting unless
you have a big, fat ass and a great warm smile.
(10:00):
In this House we believe Black lives matter, Women's rights,
equal human rights. No human is illegal, science is real,
Love is love, diversity makes us stronger, and injustice anywhere
is a threat to justice everywhere. And technically not a
sign but a themed flag for the season like pumpkin bunnies, etc.
(10:21):
So you know what time of year it is when
you glance upon the sign. These are the nominees for
in this House we believe in award for best yard Sign.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
In the category of Best City up and Coming, the
nominees are Bentonville, Arkansas, Sayville, New York, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Rekiavik Iceland,
and Oh Trust whatever city I'm in, I got all
the boys up and coming.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Please. These are the nominees for Best City up and Coming.
In the category of Best City Established, the nominees are Epcot,
Walt Disney World, SIM City, Gotham City, sim City, and
(11:15):
Oh trust whatever city I'm in, I'm establishing connections with
the boys. These are the nominees for Best City Established.
In the category of AKA Award for Other Way to
say that, the nominees are they passed AKA they died,
(11:36):
she did the damn thing, aka she did well doing
the deed aka knocking boots aka kissing and more AKA
sex you freak that, aka you did well and smashed
it aka someone did well British. These are the nominees
for AKA Award for Other Way to say That. In
(11:58):
the category of Walking Home Alone Award for what Women
have to do, the nominees are purse heavy too big,
purse so small, not functional, just go and talk to
him to make sure he's okay, learn about toxic shock
(12:20):
syndrome and then worry about it until you die. And
heels on the grass at a wedding. These are the
nominees for the Walking Home Alone Award for what Women
have to do. In the category of Hypochondriac Award for
Illness we think we have this time, the nominees are noravirus,
(12:44):
fungal infection, slash, staph infection, depression that apparently requires ketamine
the way y'all do it strap again and this is
not a sickness, but my foot is broken. These These
are the nominees for a Hypochondriac Award for illness We
(13:04):
think we have this time. In the category of Right
Hand arm Man Award for Best Nicknames, the nominees are
best Friend, Confidant, Silly Rabbit, Jules for Julia, and Queen
(13:25):
b for Beyonce. These are the nominees for the Right
Hand Arm Award for Nicknames. In the category of Hagg's
Award for Abbreviated Things to Say, the nominees are DEVO, devastated, DEFO,
(13:46):
definitely TKTK Later we are going to get to this,
but not right now.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
D y h A w HTM did you hear about
what happened to Marie? And RHOSLC unknown. These are the
nominees for the Hag's Award for Abbreviated Thing to Say.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
In the category of trans Writes Award for Stuff you
can't take away from us even if you tried. The
nominees are my dia coke, this fat ass, my dignity,
my Netflix, and my water bottle on the plane. You
got what you wanted the water. Now let me have
(14:28):
the bottle for my collections. These are the nominees for
the trans Writes Award for stuff you can't take away
from us even if you tried.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
In the category of the Secret to Life, the nominees
are fuck a funny nerd for giving your mama first
thing every day, water, work out every day, even for
two minutes, and Donna tell Eversaci Vogue seventy three questions
and dance like everyone is watching and they are simply
(14:58):
obsessed the that a Secret to Life. In the category
of Best Alternative to God Bless You, the nominees.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Are oh, do you have allergies? Do not sneeze on me.
I cannot get sick this week. I'm an atheist, but
good luck with that. That was me yesterday. And Salou
not salud Salu. These are the nominees for best alternative
(15:31):
to God Bless You.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
In the category I Have Best Way to be Together,
the nominees are Conjugal Visit for when one of You
in Prison Forever, Blood Relative, Family, Reunion in a row
and Respectful.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
These are the nominees for Best Way to Be Together.
In the category of Best Damn Bird, the nominees are
love Birds be cause you know they are in love,
Daisy Duck are Tequno, the One, Nelly Fertato is Like
(16:13):
and Thief who Stole My Mother? Katrina Rodgers's Sandwich aka
The Original Doll. These are the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
The category of Grief of the Year, the nominees are
Avatar two, The Way of Water. Lowen's birthday was the
day after the twenty twenty four election, The Boat, Episode
of Succession, When We thought for a second, Pervy Little
Road Died on White Lotus from The Protein Smoothie, and
(16:48):
Page Left Summer House. These are the nominees for Grief
of the Year. In the category of we Can Go
See Boop Award for Best Thing to See, the nominees
(17:11):
are Boom, John Proctor is the Villain, the New Flick
from that Cool Young Director at the Angelica aka Sorry
Baby by Ava, Victor.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Sweat Tour, and Molly Gordon in Anything. These are the
nominees for We Can Go See Boop Award for.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Best thing to See. In the category of Woman of
a Certain Age Award, the nominees are Jenna Ortega twenty two,
Dame Helen Mirren seventy nine, Queen Elizabeth the I Elizabethan Age,
Betty Boop Timeless, and Winona Ryder the Age of Innocence.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
These are the nominees of Women of a Certain Age Award.
In the category of Harshest Truth about Wicked, the nominees
are ableism and as a result bullying, racism and as
a result bullying, the mom treated on the dad adultery,
(18:22):
fascism as a result of bullying, and Fanny not realized.
We don't really get into his gay story. What was
that like? Was it hard coming out? Or was Fanny
born wealthy? Prequel idea about this visare the nominees for
Harshest Truth about Wicked. And the category of worst animal
(18:44):
to Find is Hiding in Your Home? The nominees are
a possum, raccoon, human, nasty person you barely know, possome.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
And bunch of life. These are the nominees for worst
animal to Find is Hiding in Your Home.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
In the category of most reductive way to note that
a gay man is speaking. The nominees are bit Fruity, Eh,
that fag San though he's so zesty, we at the
Network love his sass and Niche. These are the nominees
(19:30):
for most reductive way to note that a gay man
is speaking.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
In the category of Best Title for a Book, the
nominees are The Upstairs of the House, Twilight, She Freaked
It with That, the Bible too, the squeakwal Conflict is
not Abuse. You can learn a lot from just this title,
and Oh this Body It stays keeping the score.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
These are the nominees for Best Title for a Book.
In the category of Style Icon Award, the nominees are Zendeia, Shrek,
Anna Wintour, Dracula and Doctor Orna Gerrelmik. These are the
(20:22):
nominees for Style Icon Award.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
In the category of Cover Our Bases Award for a
Thing you Have to Admit happened this year, the nominees
are Law and Order. It Ends with Us Carlo Sophia
on CNN, Adrian Brodie spit his gum out at the
Oscars Through It to his Day, and Matt and Boone
were in the shot.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
A minor at the Super Bowl and Subway series We Think.
These are the nominees for Cover Our Bases Award for
Thing you Have to Admit happen this year. In the
category of I Love You Award for Best Three Words Together,
the nominees are Pizzas Here, Pink Pony Club, Welcome to Hawaii,
(21:15):
You're My Friend, and It Bears Repeating. These are the
nominees for the I Love You Award for Best Three
Words Together. And the category of Docu Sign Award for
Technology That Moved Us Forward, the nominees are Ring Camera,
(21:35):
Chrome Cast, When Phones Touch Tips and Something Happens, Share
Password and Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
These are the nominees for Docu Sign Award for Technology
that Moved Us Forward. In the category of Best Title
for the Next Bridget Jones, the nominees are Bridget Jones,
five Oops, All Bridgets, Five Bridgets five Jones, Bridget Jones,
Oh No, She Beta, Bridget Bridget On All or Nothing,
(22:09):
and Bridget Jones to Terabithia. These are the nominees for
Best Title for the Next Bridget Jones. In the category
of Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning, the
nominees are Jenna Bush Hager, Sex at Times, My Girl,
(22:29):
Nanda at the Coffee Shop that I see each day, Bodega, Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That call You Boss, and Muffin. These are the nominees
for Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning. In
the category of Flirtiest Thing You Could Ever Say, the
nominees are you can sit by me, text me your
(22:55):
number so I have it, Fuck me tonight? Can you
hold my shirt if I take it off? And do
you want to go see a Broadway show Tonight? These
are the nominees for the flirtiest thing you could Ever Say.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In the category of song that They're absolutely blasting in
Trader Joe's, the nominees are I Write Sins Not Tragedies,
Panic at the Disco, Into the Groove, Madonna, Rich Girl
Gwen Stefani, Higher Creed, and Rich Girl.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Holl of Oates. These are the nominees for a song
that They're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's. In the category
of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise, the nominees
are Boop, Shrek, Crest, The High Deeds, and Yo Gabba Gabba.
(24:05):
These are the nominees for the Hunger Games Award for
Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
In the category of Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap Award
for Twins Excellence, the nominees are Michael B. Jordan, Sinners,
Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson Dix. The musical Lisa Kudro Friends,
Slash Frasier Is Zooey Deschanel Married to a Twin, And soap.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Operas Evil and Normal.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
These are the nominees for Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap
Award for Twins Excellence.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
In the category of the Sweat Tour Award for Best
Live Indoor Performance, the nominees are The Sweat Tour, Brat Tour, Killa,
Lady Gaga, SNL, Boop and Bowen Ye and Lady Gaga
(25:01):
No More Sleigh SNL. These are the nominees for the
Sweat Or Award for Best Live Indoor Performance. Speculation thank
you really well to serve vishally deserved at this time,
we are excited to reveal that the rest of the
nominations will be revealed at a date to be determined.
(25:21):
These will also be airing on Bravo August fifth, streaming
the next day forever on Peacock. Publicists, please get to work.
Please represent your clients in the best possible light It's
going to be a very interesting campaign. My name is
Matt Rogers, my name is Bowen Yang. See you at
the awards.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
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Podcasts, created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
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Speaker 2 (25:54):
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Look mare, oh, I see you my own and look
over there is that the culture? Yes, goodness, yeah, Lost Culture,
good morning, good morning. You're to be with you today,
right and early, right and early. But it's very exciting
because we are here finally to announce the nominees for
(00:21):
the fourth annual Lost cultureisa's Culture Awards and the first
televised Lost Culture. Is This Culture Awards, airing August fifth
on Bravo and streaming the next day on Peacock. Well,
I think we should just get started. I guess we should.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
In the category of Most Iconic Building or Structure, the
nominees are Universal Helios, Grant Hotel, Aloe's Hotel, Epic Universe,
Go Be Tent, Coachella, The Coney Island, Cyclone, Lumen Headquarters,
Severance and Mirror House, Abercadabra, Lady Gaga SNL. These are
(00:58):
the nominees for most Iconic Building or Structure. In the
category of Best Vibe hands Down, the nominees are Japan
All This, Spirit Tunnel, The Jennifer Hudson Show, Top Chef Canada,
Seth Myers, and Doci. These are the nominees for best
(01:22):
Vibe hands Down. In the category of Best Movie of
All Time. The nominees are Tar A Star Is Born, Gagachella,
Bootleg from Videomoon, Dot Con, The Incredibles, and Nutty Professor
Too the Clumps. He's the nominees for Best Movie of
(01:45):
All Time. In the category of Social Change Moment of
the Year, sponsored by west Elm, the nominees are Gagachella,
College students do what they've been educated to do, Jojo
Siwak continues to evolve, Zoron Mamdani presstor being somehow not cringe,
(02:09):
and when a gay celebrity writes a children's book. These
are the nominees for the Social Change Moment of the Year,
sponsored by west Elm. In the category of Kindest Greeting,
the nominees.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Are stop, oh my god, Oh you're here, then I
won't leave. You just got off a plane. I refuse
to believe that because you look so amazing. Okay, shirt,
and we've met several times and I remember. These are
(02:45):
the nominees for kindest Greeting. In the category of Best Breakfast,
the nominees are egg McMuffin, yogurt and Berri's a Banana.
If you don't have time necessarily to do like a
whole thing, crabcake, Benedict and just a black coffee. I'm
(03:07):
actually intermitt investing. These are the nominees for best Breakfast.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
In the category of Best Lunch, the nominees are half
soup Tomato, half salad, Caesar Fries and Caesar, half soup tomato,
half grilled cheese, American Pradamonge, UK Selection and Free. These
(03:33):
are the nominees for best Lunch.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
In the category of Best Dinner, the nominees are Chicken, Parmesan,
Korean Food, all tottig. I actually heard the burger here
is really good. It's forty six dollars and you get
home and your new lover cooked for you again. So
(03:59):
far they are amazing. These are the nominees for best Dinner.
In the category of Best Beverage, the nominees are Doctor Pepper,
Whole Milk, Martini that you order by saying failthy with
way too much sauce, Big Airport, Essentia, and Celsius. These
(04:24):
are the nominees for Best Beverage. In the category of
Moon Award for Shining Brightly, the nominees are Michelle Williams
Death Becomes Her, Michelle Williams Dying for Sex, Sarah Sherman
in a Wig, dream Works, Moon with the Boy on
(04:47):
It Who Fishes and Chase Swey Wonders the Studio. These
are the nominees for the Moon Award for Shining Brightly.
In the category of Sun Award for So Fucking Hot,
the nominees are Lucy Dakis, Kate Blanchette, Doctor Orna Garlnik
(05:11):
Bad Bunny, Calvin Klein Coffee that your new lover was
brought back from this store and oh my god, he
should have told me this was going to be so hot.
He's just starting to go southoo. These are the nominees
for Sun Award for So Fucking Hot. In the category
of Filet Mignon Award for Best Beef, the nominees are
(05:33):
Rabbi Miss Piggy Defending Herself using the Art of Carate,
Hillary Duff versus Faye Dunaway, Benito Skinner, over Compensating, and Bluegogie.
These are the nominees for the Filet Mignard Award for
(05:54):
Best Beef. In the category of Canada Award for Canadian
Delicate See, the nominees are Alanis Morissetts, All Dressed Chips,
maple syrup on a stick, on ice. Bowen Yang age eight,
Thank you, Celestium age twenty one, got legal and moved
(06:16):
to us. Please.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
These are the nominees for Canada Award for Canadian Delicacy congratulation,
Thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
In the category of worst sticky Feeling, the nominees are
Jolly Rancher on hand. Hate that when you touch a
child's hand and it's like, what was that? Various surfaces
at Sephora, women know about that toiletry bag after a
(06:49):
long flight, what is that? What is that? And the
one you still have for your ex the relationship is over,
but now even after all that, still thinking about him
and after all that, These are the nominees for Worse
(07:11):
sticky Feeling.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
In the category of Borders Award for store that should
come back, the nominees are Delia's American Apparel, Radio Shack,
Halen Hardy and quiz No's. But now we're hearing it
might still be around, let us know. These are the
nominees for Borders Award for store that should come back.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
In the category of sport we would love to know
more about, the nominees are Pickleball. Since y'all are so
obsessed women's rugby, women's men's cheerleading, men's Nike, and volleyball.
(07:54):
A bunch of guys in the park can't tell how
many are gay? How many are that is the big question.
These are the nominees for sport we would love to
know more about.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
In the category of best Gift for Mom, the nominees
are necklace glow perfumed by j Lo from two thousand
and two, card you signed for your sibling as well,
because God knows they weren't taking initiative, a shirt and
the size you choose feels like a trap. Your mom
is a narcissist and you can't win, never could, and
(08:37):
a grandchild despite the fact that the world lol. Anyways,
These are the nominees for best gift for Mom.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
In the category of best Gift for Dad, the nominees
are golf rather nice, pen, Apple watch Evergreen, ticket to
the Sphere Las Vegas, and book about war he already owns.
These are the nominees for best gift for Dad.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
The category of best Gift for sibling slash cousin, the
nominees are earrings onesie for a baby. You're almost positive
they have blank journal that says I know nothing about
you fill these pages, Bottle of Sauvignon blanc from Corner
and Vintage Sure, which is really just something you hate
(09:31):
that you got from your mother who is also their
mother slash aunt. These are the nominees for best Gift
for sibling slash cousin.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
In the category of In this House we believe in
award for best yard Sign. The nominees are Beware of
Dog for Sale, Bonnie Salati for Remax, no soliciting unless
you have a big, fat ass and a great warm smile.
(10:00):
In this House we believe Black lives matter, Women's rights,
equal human rights. No human is illegal, science is real,
Love is love, diversity makes us stronger, and injustice anywhere
is a threat to justice everywhere. And technically not a
sign but a themed flag for the season like pumpkin bunnies, etc.
(10:21):
So you know what time of year it is when
you glance upon the sign. These are the nominees for
in this House we believe in award for best yard Sign.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
In the category of Best City up and Coming, the
nominees are Bentonville, Arkansas, Sayville, New York, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Rekiavik Iceland,
and Oh Trust whatever city I'm in, I got all
the boys up and coming.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Please. These are the nominees for Best City up and Coming.
In the category of Best City Established, the nominees are Epcot,
Walt Disney World, SIM City, Gotham City, sim City, and
(11:15):
Oh trust whatever city I'm in, I'm establishing connections with
the boys. These are the nominees for Best City Established.
In the category of AKA Award for Other Way to
say that, the nominees are they passed AKA they died,
(11:36):
she did the damn thing, aka she did well doing
the deed aka knocking boots aka kissing and more AKA
sex you freak that, aka you did well and smashed
it aka someone did well British. These are the nominees
for AKA Award for Other Way to say That. In
(11:58):
the category of Walking Home Alone Award for what Women
have to do, the nominees are purse heavy too big,
purse so small, not functional, just go and talk to
him to make sure he's okay, learn about toxic shock
(12:20):
syndrome and then worry about it until you die. And
heels on the grass at a wedding. These are the
nominees for the Walking Home Alone Award for what Women
have to do. In the category of Hypochondriac Award for
Illness we think we have this time, the nominees are noravirus,
(12:44):
fungal infection, slash, staph infection, depression that apparently requires ketamine
the way y'all do it strap again and this is
not a sickness, but my foot is broken. These These
are the nominees for a Hypochondriac Award for illness We
(13:04):
think we have this time. In the category of Right
Hand arm Man Award for Best Nicknames, the nominees are
best Friend, Confidant, Silly Rabbit, Jules for Julia, and Queen
(13:25):
b for Beyonce. These are the nominees for the Right
Hand Arm Award for Nicknames. In the category of Hagg's
Award for Abbreviated Things to Say, the nominees are DEVO, devastated, DEFO,
(13:46):
definitely TKTK Later we are going to get to this,
but not right now.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
D y h A w HTM did you hear about
what happened to Marie? And RHOSLC unknown. These are the
nominees for the Hag's Award for Abbreviated Thing to Say.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
In the category of trans Writes Award for Stuff you
can't take away from us even if you tried. The
nominees are my dia coke, this fat ass, my dignity,
my Netflix, and my water bottle on the plane. You
got what you wanted the water. Now let me have
(14:28):
the bottle for my collections. These are the nominees for
the trans Writes Award for stuff you can't take away
from us even if you tried.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
In the category of the Secret to Life, the nominees
are fuck a funny nerd for giving your mama first
thing every day, water, work out every day, even for
two minutes, and Donna tell Eversaci Vogue seventy three questions
and dance like everyone is watching and they are simply
(14:58):
obsessed the that a Secret to Life. In the category
of Best Alternative to God Bless You, the nominees.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Are oh, do you have allergies? Do not sneeze on me.
I cannot get sick this week. I'm an atheist, but
good luck with that. That was me yesterday. And Salou
not salud Salu. These are the nominees for best alternative
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to God Bless You.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
In the category I Have Best Way to be Together,
the nominees are Conjugal Visit for when one of You
in Prison Forever, Blood Relative, Family, Reunion in a row
and Respectful.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
These are the nominees for Best Way to Be Together.
In the category of Best Damn Bird, the nominees are
love Birds be cause you know they are in love,
Daisy Duck are Tequno, the One, Nelly Fertato is Like
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and Thief who Stole My Mother? Katrina Rodgers's Sandwich aka
The Original Doll. These are the nominees for Best Damn Bird.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
The category of Grief of the Year, the nominees are
Avatar two, The Way of Water. Lowen's birthday was the
day after the twenty twenty four election, The Boat, Episode
of Succession, When We thought for a second, Pervy Little
Road Died on White Lotus from The Protein Smoothie, and
(16:48):
Page Left Summer House. These are the nominees for Grief
of the Year. In the category of we Can Go
See Boop Award for Best Thing to See, the nominees
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are Boom, John Proctor is the Villain, the New Flick
from that Cool Young Director at the Angelica aka Sorry
Baby by Ava, Victor.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Sweat Tour, and Molly Gordon in Anything. These are the
nominees for We Can Go See Boop Award for.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Best thing to See. In the category of Woman of
a Certain Age Award, the nominees are Jenna Ortega twenty two,
Dame Helen Mirren seventy nine, Queen Elizabeth the I Elizabethan Age,
Betty Boop Timeless, and Winona Ryder the Age of Innocence.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
These are the nominees of Women of a Certain Age Award.
In the category of Harshest Truth about Wicked, the nominees
are ableism and as a result bullying, racism and as
a result bullying, the mom treated on the dad adultery,
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fascism as a result of bullying, and Fanny not realized.
We don't really get into his gay story. What was
that like? Was it hard coming out? Or was Fanny
born wealthy? Prequel idea about this visare the nominees for
Harshest Truth about Wicked. And the category of worst animal
(18:44):
to Find is Hiding in Your Home? The nominees are
a possum, raccoon, human, nasty person you barely know, possome.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
And bunch of life. These are the nominees for worst
animal to Find is Hiding in Your Home.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
In the category of most reductive way to note that
a gay man is speaking. The nominees are bit Fruity, Eh,
that fag San though he's so zesty, we at the
Network love his sass and Niche. These are the nominees
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for most reductive way to note that a gay man
is speaking.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
In the category of Best Title for a Book, the
nominees are The Upstairs of the House, Twilight, She Freaked
It with That, the Bible too, the squeakwal Conflict is
not Abuse. You can learn a lot from just this title,
and Oh this Body It stays keeping the score.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
These are the nominees for Best Title for a Book.
In the category of Style Icon Award, the nominees are Zendeia, Shrek,
Anna Wintour, Dracula and Doctor Orna Gerrelmik. These are the
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nominees for Style Icon Award.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
In the category of Cover Our Bases Award for a
Thing you Have to Admit happened this year, the nominees
are Law and Order. It Ends with Us Carlo Sophia
on CNN, Adrian Brodie spit his gum out at the
Oscars Through It to his Day, and Matt and Boone
were in the shot.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
A minor at the Super Bowl and Subway series We Think.
These are the nominees for Cover Our Bases Award for
Thing you Have to Admit happen this year. In the
category of I Love You Award for Best Three Words Together,
the nominees are Pizzas Here, Pink Pony Club, Welcome to Hawaii,
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You're My Friend, and It Bears Repeating. These are the
nominees for the I Love You Award for Best Three
Words Together. And the category of Docu Sign Award for
Technology That Moved Us Forward, the nominees are Ring Camera,
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Chrome Cast, When Phones Touch Tips and Something Happens, Share
Password and Stanley Cup.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
These are the nominees for Docu Sign Award for Technology
that Moved Us Forward. In the category of Best Title
for the Next Bridget Jones, the nominees are Bridget Jones,
five Oops, All Bridgets, Five Bridgets five Jones, Bridget Jones,
Oh No, She Beta, Bridget Bridget On All or Nothing,
(22:09):
and Bridget Jones to Terabithia. These are the nominees for
Best Title for the Next Bridget Jones. In the category
of Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning, the
nominees are Jenna Bush Hager, Sex at Times, My Girl,
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Nanda at the Coffee Shop that I see each day, Bodega, Guys.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That call You Boss, and Muffin. These are the nominees
for Today's Show Award for Excellence in the Morning. In
the category of Flirtiest Thing You Could Ever Say, the
nominees are you can sit by me, text me your
(22:55):
number so I have it, Fuck me tonight? Can you
hold my shirt if I take it off? And do
you want to go see a Broadway show Tonight? These
are the nominees for the flirtiest thing you could Ever Say.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
In the category of song that They're absolutely blasting in
Trader Joe's, the nominees are I Write Sins Not Tragedies,
Panic at the Disco, Into the Groove, Madonna, Rich Girl
Gwen Stefani, Higher Creed, and Rich Girl.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Holl of Oates. These are the nominees for a song
that They're absolutely blasting in Trader Joe's. In the category
of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise, the nominees
are Boop, Shrek, Crest, The High Deeds, and Yo Gabba Gabba.
(24:05):
These are the nominees for the Hunger Games Award for
Best Huge Franchise.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
In the category of Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap Award
for Twins Excellence, the nominees are Michael B. Jordan, Sinners,
Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson Dix. The musical Lisa Kudro Friends,
Slash Frasier Is Zooey Deschanel Married to a Twin, And soap.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
Operas Evil and Normal.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
These are the nominees for Lindsay Lohan and Parent Trap
Award for Twins Excellence.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
In the category of the Sweat Tour Award for Best
Live Indoor Performance, the nominees are The Sweat Tour, Brat Tour, Killa,
Lady Gaga, SNL, Boop and Bowen Ye and Lady Gaga
(25:01):
No More Sleigh SNL. These are the nominees for the
Sweat Or Award for Best Live Indoor Performance. Speculation thank
you really well to serve vishally deserved at this time,
we are excited to reveal that the rest of the
nominations will be revealed at a date to be determined.
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These will also be airing on Bravo August fifth, streaming
the next day forever on Peacock. Publicists, please get to work.
Please represent your clients in the best possible light It's
going to be a very interesting campaign. My name is
Matt Rogers, my name is Bowen Yang. See you at
the awards.
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Podcasts, created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
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